1 00:00:00,367 --> 00:00:02,021 Too thick. It can't be too thick. 2 00:00:02,064 --> 00:00:03,761 Can't be too thin. It's got to be that sweet spot. 3 00:00:03,805 --> 00:00:05,372 [soft percussion plays] 4 00:00:05,415 --> 00:00:06,982 We can use this as a placeholder. 5 00:00:07,026 --> 00:00:08,462 Let's talk about the kick drums 6 00:00:08,505 --> 00:00:09,767 'cause they're feeling a little bit, like, 7 00:00:09,811 --> 00:00:11,508 not distinguished. 8 00:00:11,552 --> 00:00:14,468 Nope. Sorry. It's break time. 9 00:00:14,511 --> 00:00:16,122 Just drop it right on the burner. 10 00:00:16,165 --> 00:00:18,428 -On the burner? -Yeah, right on the burner. 11 00:00:18,472 --> 00:00:20,778 Oh, it's incredible. The char. You're gonna love it. 12 00:00:20,822 --> 00:00:22,780 -Wow. -Yeah. It's pretty nice, huh? 13 00:00:22,824 --> 00:00:24,173 I bet you don't have sleepovers 14 00:00:24,217 --> 00:00:25,653 with adult men very often, do you? 15 00:00:25,696 --> 00:00:28,003 Uh, you know, I live with a man, a grown man, 16 00:00:28,047 --> 00:00:29,570 -so I kind of have them... -Oh, yeah, 17 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:32,964 I forgot you... live with your quack manager. 18 00:00:33,008 --> 00:00:35,489 -He's a sweet man. -Yeah. No, no, he's a sweet guy. 19 00:00:35,532 --> 00:00:36,794 Why don't you ever bring him around? 20 00:00:36,838 --> 00:00:38,318 I don't know. It's just, 21 00:00:38,361 --> 00:00:39,710 I feel like it's hard to be friends 22 00:00:39,754 --> 00:00:41,147 with your manager sometimes. 23 00:00:41,190 --> 00:00:43,236 You're an all-work, no-play type of guy. 24 00:00:43,279 --> 00:00:45,499 Hey, what kind of meat is that? Is that ground chuck? 25 00:00:45,542 --> 00:00:47,022 Mm, I don't know, Chuck. 26 00:00:47,066 --> 00:00:48,850 There's a guy who brings it to me from Japan. 27 00:00:48,893 --> 00:00:50,547 Did you just call me Chuck? 28 00:00:50,591 --> 00:00:53,463 Yeah, maybe I did, Chuck. 29 00:00:53,507 --> 00:00:55,422 Oh. Chuck. 30 00:00:55,465 --> 00:00:57,946 -[playing upbeat song] -Yeah, but go lower with it. 31 00:00:57,989 --> 00:00:59,948 Yes. Yeah. 32 00:00:59,991 --> 00:01:01,254 I can catch, like, moments, 33 00:01:01,297 --> 00:01:03,125 but, like, I just can't maintain. 34 00:01:03,169 --> 00:01:04,344 BENNY: Okay, have you ever heard of a PRL? 35 00:01:04,387 --> 00:01:05,910 -DAVE: No. -So, there's 36 00:01:05,954 --> 00:01:07,825 like a writer's share and a publisher's share. 37 00:01:07,869 --> 00:01:10,132 -Do you even know what that is? -No. 38 00:01:10,176 --> 00:01:12,003 Chuck, where did you learn how to do all that? 39 00:01:12,047 --> 00:01:14,919 I was in breakdancing class when I was in, like, seventh grade. 40 00:01:14,963 --> 00:01:17,922 And when I used to fly, I used to have to have a whole ritual. 41 00:01:17,966 --> 00:01:19,315 Like, Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech... 42 00:01:19,359 --> 00:01:21,448 And at the end, I had to go... 43 00:01:21,491 --> 00:01:23,319 ♪ Amen♪ out loud, and then go... 44 00:01:23,363 --> 00:01:24,842 -[smooches] -[Dave laughs] 45 00:01:24,886 --> 00:01:26,366 Mmm. Chuck. 46 00:01:26,409 --> 00:01:27,976 Yup, and there was onions in that. 47 00:01:28,019 --> 00:01:29,891 -Really? -Mm-hmm. You like onions. 48 00:01:29,934 --> 00:01:31,588 I like onions? 49 00:01:31,632 --> 00:01:33,242 Every time I had to, like, say goodbye to my parents, 50 00:01:33,286 --> 00:01:34,722 I had to kiss them right in the middle of their cheek. 51 00:01:34,765 --> 00:01:36,419 "I love you, Mom. Drive safe. See you soon." 52 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:38,465 And then I had to envision their face within a heart. 53 00:01:38,508 --> 00:01:41,250 Chuck... what's Congress? 54 00:01:41,294 --> 00:01:42,469 -Ah...! -Ah...! 55 00:01:42,512 --> 00:01:43,557 DAVE: I don't know. 56 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,254 What about the Senate? 57 00:01:45,298 --> 00:01:47,169 -Is that part of Congress? -The Senate is part... No. 58 00:01:47,213 --> 00:01:48,170 -...ah! -Oh. 59 00:01:48,214 --> 00:01:49,998 I won. [giggles] 60 00:01:50,041 --> 00:01:51,042 There's literally gonna be, like, a hundred sounds in it. 61 00:01:51,086 --> 00:01:52,740 I don't know what you're... 62 00:01:52,783 --> 00:01:54,176 I know, but if it's too abrasive, it's not gonna... 63 00:01:54,220 --> 00:01:55,873 Do you think Drake and Future do this? 64 00:01:55,917 --> 00:01:58,180 -[both grunting] -DAVE: All right, Chuck. 65 00:01:58,224 --> 00:01:59,312 I'll show you my dick. 66 00:01:59,355 --> 00:02:02,184 [Benny laughs] 67 00:02:02,228 --> 00:02:03,316 [Dave giggles] 68 00:02:03,359 --> 00:02:04,665 BENNY: Chuck, 69 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:06,362 where's the hole where you pee out of? 70 00:02:06,406 --> 00:02:08,582 -It's, like, green. -[laughs] 71 00:02:08,625 --> 00:02:11,150 Chuck, this thing needs to be at every U.N. conference. 72 00:02:11,193 --> 00:02:12,629 This is incredible. 73 00:02:12,673 --> 00:02:13,978 This is nothing to be ashamed of. 74 00:02:14,022 --> 00:02:15,806 Hitler had the same dick disorder. 75 00:02:15,850 --> 00:02:17,460 It actually drove him to the Holocaust. 76 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:19,549 Chuck, this thing drove you to comedy. 77 00:02:19,593 --> 00:02:21,638 -[Dave giggles] -[singing in foreign language] 78 00:02:23,379 --> 00:02:26,165 Nope, don't want to do it. Not attracted. 79 00:02:28,819 --> 00:02:31,082 Nope. Disgusted. You're disgusting. 80 00:02:31,126 --> 00:02:34,085 DAVE: Doesn't feel, like, sexual. It just feels good. 81 00:02:34,129 --> 00:02:35,217 BENNY: And you got to look hot 82 00:02:35,261 --> 00:02:36,610 while you're doing it, too. 83 00:02:36,653 --> 00:02:37,872 How do girls have 84 00:02:37,915 --> 00:02:39,221 -sex like this? -I don't know. 85 00:02:39,265 --> 00:02:40,527 ♪ 86 00:02:40,570 --> 00:02:42,398 -Chuck, maybe I can... -[both spitting] 87 00:02:42,442 --> 00:02:44,879 DAVE: Chuck, you think we're gonna talk about nothing 88 00:02:44,922 --> 00:02:46,141 for 16 more hours? 89 00:02:46,185 --> 00:02:47,534 -Yeah! -BENNY: He would always 90 00:02:47,577 --> 00:02:48,926 say, "Leave room for Jesus." 91 00:02:48,970 --> 00:02:50,014 [laughs] 92 00:02:50,058 --> 00:02:51,190 Looks like two Christmas hams. 93 00:02:51,233 --> 00:02:52,495 [laughter] 94 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:53,627 Chuck. All right, Chuck. I'm doing it. 95 00:02:53,670 --> 00:02:55,629 Put 'em on my head. 96 00:02:55,672 --> 00:02:57,196 Oh. [spits] 97 00:02:57,239 --> 00:03:00,329 -[laughs] -Chuck, that's disgusting. 98 00:03:00,373 --> 00:03:02,418 [birds singing] 99 00:03:10,687 --> 00:03:12,733 [sighs] 100 00:03:20,915 --> 00:03:22,960 Hey, David? 101 00:03:31,317 --> 00:03:33,319 Dave? 102 00:03:37,105 --> 00:03:38,672 Dave? 103 00:03:59,345 --> 00:04:00,998 [phone camera clicks] 104 00:04:17,537 --> 00:04:19,713 [phone camera clicks] 105 00:04:22,324 --> 00:04:25,458 -[Dave laughs] -Chuck, come on. The gas is coming. 106 00:04:25,501 --> 00:04:27,155 Yeah, I'm getting the gum right, Chuck. 107 00:04:27,198 --> 00:04:29,070 Chuck, is this really gonna blow a bubble? 108 00:04:29,113 --> 00:04:31,072 Yeah. I've been reading about it on YouTube. 109 00:04:31,115 --> 00:04:32,943 All right, hold on, Chuck. I'm putting it in, Chuck. 110 00:04:32,987 --> 00:04:34,641 I'm not looking at this. I can't even look 111 00:04:34,684 --> 00:04:36,207 -down the barrel of this thing. -Chuck, just do it. 112 00:04:36,251 --> 00:04:37,948 [grunts airily] Chuck. 113 00:04:37,992 --> 00:04:40,168 -Oh, Chuck. -Oh, Chuck. Chuck, I can taste it. 114 00:04:40,211 --> 00:04:41,691 -[phone ringing] -So it's on you to fart. 115 00:04:41,735 --> 00:04:42,953 Okay, I'm gonna do it right now. 116 00:04:42,997 --> 00:04:44,433 Oh, Chuck, Gata's calling me. 117 00:04:44,477 --> 00:04:45,565 -Hey, hold on. Gata's... -Chuck, Chuck, I'm trying 118 00:04:45,608 --> 00:04:46,696 -to make the bubble. -I know. 119 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:47,784 Gata's been calling me all day. 120 00:04:47,828 --> 00:04:49,308 One sec. One sec. Yo. 121 00:04:49,351 --> 00:04:51,092 -What's up, Daddy? -GATA: What's up, fool? 122 00:04:51,135 --> 00:04:52,659 Look, I'm about to get the LD blasted on my face, nigga. 123 00:04:52,702 --> 00:04:54,574 Whoa! 124 00:04:54,617 --> 00:04:56,880 -Gata, what the fuck are you...? Do not do that. -Bruh, 125 00:04:56,924 --> 00:04:59,056 what you talking about? I told you I was gonna do it. 126 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:00,536 Yeah, I thought you were kidding. 127 00:05:00,580 --> 00:05:02,059 Like, who would ever do that in real life? 128 00:05:02,103 --> 00:05:03,670 Gata, if I didn't pick up the phone right now, 129 00:05:03,713 --> 00:05:05,193 would you have just gotten that tattoo on your face? 130 00:05:05,236 --> 00:05:06,586 I'm not even married to that logo. 131 00:05:06,629 --> 00:05:07,935 Bro, you my nigga. When people see me, 132 00:05:07,978 --> 00:05:09,632 they got to see you, too, fool. 133 00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:11,634 -It ain't no big deal. -I appreciate that, Gata, 134 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:13,244 but, like, this is, like, the rest of your life 135 00:05:13,288 --> 00:05:15,116 we're talking about. It's permanent. 136 00:05:15,159 --> 00:05:16,987 You can't have a fucking thing on your face forever. 137 00:05:17,031 --> 00:05:19,207 [scoffs] Man, bro. 138 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:20,469 All right, man. You're right, bro. 139 00:05:20,513 --> 00:05:21,862 I'm-I'm-a slow down, man. 140 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,211 But I'm-a still get something else, 141 00:05:23,254 --> 00:05:24,604 like Master Splinter or something, 142 00:05:24,647 --> 00:05:25,866 'cause you know I love the Ninja Turtles. 143 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:26,867 -They're my niggas, bro. -Do that. 144 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:28,129 That's... I support that. 145 00:05:28,172 --> 00:05:30,087 Hey, what y'all on today, though? 146 00:05:30,131 --> 00:05:32,089 Uh... I'm hanging out with Benny. 147 00:05:32,133 --> 00:05:34,265 Yo, man. What's up? 148 00:05:34,309 --> 00:05:35,615 Man, that shit look lavish over there. 149 00:05:35,658 --> 00:05:37,007 -I'm with that nigga Tone. -Hey, yo. 150 00:05:37,051 --> 00:05:38,444 What up? What up? What up? 151 00:05:38,487 --> 00:05:40,576 -What up? -GATA: Man, LD, 152 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:42,404 when you gonna invite us over there to hang out, man? 153 00:05:42,448 --> 00:05:44,014 I'm trying to be around that Benny Blanco money, man. 154 00:05:44,058 --> 00:05:45,712 -Well, you know... -Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 155 00:05:45,755 --> 00:05:47,322 -Whenever you want, man. -Uh... 156 00:05:47,366 --> 00:05:49,193 -Door's always open. Come on. -All right. 157 00:05:49,237 --> 00:05:51,108 That's what's up. For sure, we gonna slide over there, man. 158 00:05:51,152 --> 00:05:52,806 DAVE: Uh, all right, we got to go. 159 00:05:52,849 --> 00:05:54,851 We're working on music. I love you. 160 00:05:54,895 --> 00:05:57,332 Gata, please think things through. Be smart. 161 00:05:57,376 --> 00:05:58,681 All right, my bro. I'm-a holla at you. 162 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:00,466 Okay. I love you. Bye. 163 00:06:00,509 --> 00:06:02,642 Damn. You let him get at you like that. 164 00:06:02,685 --> 00:06:04,383 You was about to tattoo his name on your face 165 00:06:04,426 --> 00:06:06,254 -like you his property. -Got at me like what, Tone? 166 00:06:06,297 --> 00:06:07,908 That nigga about to put me on, dawg. 167 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:09,083 I ain't about to be sitting on my ass 168 00:06:09,126 --> 00:06:10,867 for the rest of my life, bro. 169 00:06:10,911 --> 00:06:12,565 You don't even understand, man. We got a different type 170 00:06:12,608 --> 00:06:14,480 of relationship, bro. He always look out for a nigga 171 00:06:14,523 --> 00:06:16,612 -every day. -You've known him for, like, what, a year? 172 00:06:16,656 --> 00:06:18,397 You ain't got to lie to me about riding his dick. 173 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:19,833 I know a meal ticket when I see one. 174 00:06:19,876 --> 00:06:21,443 You just got to meet him, bro. 175 00:06:21,487 --> 00:06:23,314 You don't even understand. I'm about to text him. 176 00:06:23,358 --> 00:06:25,316 -We going over there. -That wasn't a real invitation. 177 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:28,189 Bro, I make music with him and Benny all the time. 178 00:06:28,232 --> 00:06:31,322 Like, we do major shit, bro. We about to go over there, man. 179 00:06:31,366 --> 00:06:33,063 Okay. I'd love to meet him. 180 00:06:33,107 --> 00:06:34,630 [scoffs] 181 00:06:35,588 --> 00:06:37,285 [phone chimes] 182 00:06:37,328 --> 00:06:39,722 "Pulling up in 20"? That wasn't even a real invite. 183 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:41,332 Chuck, it's fine. Who cares? 184 00:06:41,376 --> 00:06:43,334 I care. We were hanging out. 185 00:06:43,378 --> 00:06:45,598 Chuck, who...? Chuck, the gum! 186 00:06:45,641 --> 00:06:47,121 Oh, Chuck, it's still in your butt? 187 00:06:47,164 --> 00:06:49,123 Chuck, it's in my "ain-oos." 188 00:06:49,166 --> 00:06:50,907 Chuck, why didn't you take it out? 189 00:06:50,951 --> 00:06:53,910 Chuck, what the fuck have you been doing? 190 00:06:53,954 --> 00:06:56,522 -Chuck, what do you mean? -Chuck, it's incredibly tangled. 191 00:06:56,565 --> 00:06:58,349 -Are you aware? -Chuck, it's not that bad. 192 00:06:58,393 --> 00:06:59,786 Chuck, it's insane. It's so caught in the... 193 00:06:59,829 --> 00:07:01,788 Chuck, stop. Chuck. Chuck. Ow! 194 00:07:01,831 --> 00:07:03,311 Yeah, Chuck, Chuck, I think you should go over there, Chuck. 195 00:07:03,354 --> 00:07:05,269 -Chuck. -I need to... This is... 196 00:07:05,313 --> 00:07:07,228 -Chuck, get it out. -Chuck, I'm gonna try to get it out, 197 00:07:07,271 --> 00:07:09,012 -but I don't fully understand what's going on. -Okay, Chuck. 198 00:07:09,056 --> 00:07:10,884 -Chuck, shut up. Just get it out. -All right, Chuck. 199 00:07:10,927 --> 00:07:12,276 -Ow! -Yeah, Chuck. I... 200 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:13,539 Chuck, this isn't a fucking joke. 201 00:07:13,582 --> 00:07:15,410 Okay, I agree. It's very tangled. 202 00:07:15,454 --> 00:07:17,412 -What do we...? -I'm gonna try to rip it out right now. 203 00:07:17,456 --> 00:07:18,892 -Here we go. -[ripping] -Ow! 204 00:07:18,935 --> 00:07:20,023 -Stop, stop, stop! -Uh, just let me do it. 205 00:07:20,067 --> 00:07:20,981 -Oh, my God. -Chuck, ow! 206 00:07:23,505 --> 00:07:24,593 Yeah. 207 00:07:24,637 --> 00:07:26,421 What? 208 00:07:26,465 --> 00:07:28,075 Dad is gonna move in with you? 209 00:07:28,118 --> 00:07:30,164 Are you nuts? 210 00:07:30,207 --> 00:07:32,906 Oh, yeah. No, you would say that. 211 00:07:32,949 --> 00:07:34,603 You would say that, yeah, 212 00:07:34,647 --> 00:07:36,126 because you didn't have to take care of him. 213 00:07:36,170 --> 00:07:39,303 I had to be a big brother to you and a dad to him. 214 00:07:40,609 --> 00:07:42,219 Roommates are kicking him out? 215 00:07:42,263 --> 00:07:44,483 No one's dad should ever have roommates. 216 00:07:45,962 --> 00:07:48,530 [stammers] I don't have to do what? Make great points? 217 00:07:48,574 --> 00:07:50,140 Yeah, I do. 218 00:07:50,184 --> 00:07:52,273 You don't know how annoying Dad can be. 219 00:07:52,316 --> 00:07:54,754 It's a bad idea. 220 00:07:54,797 --> 00:07:56,973 No, it is. 221 00:07:57,017 --> 00:07:58,975 From someone who knows. 222 00:07:59,019 --> 00:08:02,588 What? What the fuck? 223 00:08:02,631 --> 00:08:04,546 It says, "Dear neighbor. 224 00:08:04,590 --> 00:08:06,548 "I noticed packing peanuts blowing out of your trash. 225 00:08:06,592 --> 00:08:10,204 If you choose to trash them, at least close the lid." 226 00:08:10,247 --> 00:08:12,075 What? No. Yeah, I'm reading a note 227 00:08:12,119 --> 00:08:13,990 from a neighbor about the... 228 00:08:14,034 --> 00:08:17,603 "Bad for the environment." "Act responsibly." [mutters] 229 00:08:17,646 --> 00:08:20,693 "Packing peanuts should be recycled." 230 00:08:20,736 --> 00:08:24,653 Signed "The Observer." What the... 231 00:08:24,697 --> 00:08:26,568 I got to go. 232 00:08:26,612 --> 00:08:30,964 Uh, yeah, thank you for calling, and I'll talk to you later. 233 00:08:31,007 --> 00:08:33,967 The Observer. What the fuck is...? 234 00:08:42,802 --> 00:08:44,499 Fuck! 235 00:08:44,543 --> 00:08:46,980 [quietly] Fuck. 236 00:08:47,023 --> 00:08:49,548 Fuck me. 237 00:08:49,591 --> 00:08:51,767 Oh. 238 00:08:51,811 --> 00:08:53,377 [Benny laughs] 239 00:08:53,421 --> 00:08:55,075 Chuck, it tickles. 240 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:56,598 All right, just relax. 241 00:08:56,642 --> 00:08:58,426 -[laughs] -All right. 242 00:08:58,469 --> 00:09:00,123 I mean, this looks exactly how it did before. 243 00:09:00,167 --> 00:09:01,821 -It's just now there's peanut butter. -Yeah. 244 00:09:01,864 --> 00:09:04,171 Okay, that's why I told you to put olive oil first. 245 00:09:04,214 --> 00:09:05,912 -I didn't want to get the grease on my skin. -[phone buzzes] 246 00:09:05,955 --> 00:09:07,696 Grease on your skin? I got gum 247 00:09:07,740 --> 00:09:09,002 and peanut butter shoved up my ass. 248 00:09:09,045 --> 00:09:10,699 "Parking now"? 249 00:09:10,743 --> 00:09:12,571 -Come on! -All right, can we get... do this faster? 250 00:09:12,614 --> 00:09:14,485 Can I, like, just cut out the fucking hair 251 00:09:14,529 --> 00:09:16,749 -with, like...? -Chuck, you're not cutting my ass hair out. 252 00:09:16,792 --> 00:09:19,665 -Why? What do you need it for? -I-- Chuck, I don't know. 253 00:09:19,708 --> 00:09:21,623 No one needs asshole hair. That's why women... 254 00:09:21,667 --> 00:09:23,669 go to their, uh... 255 00:09:23,712 --> 00:09:25,845 -Where do you keep the scissors? -Chuck, it's in the top drawer. 256 00:09:25,888 --> 00:09:27,934 Over there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 257 00:09:27,977 --> 00:09:30,197 -Okay. -Chuck. 258 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:32,678 Chuck. Yeah, give me a... 259 00:09:32,721 --> 00:09:34,201 Okay. All right. 260 00:09:34,244 --> 00:09:35,681 How's this for an angle? 261 00:09:35,724 --> 00:09:38,771 -Chuck, this is so avant-garde. -One. Two. 262 00:09:38,814 --> 00:09:39,989 -[groans] -Oh. 263 00:09:40,033 --> 00:09:41,512 -Chuck. -Chuck. 264 00:09:41,556 --> 00:09:43,297 Hey, Chuck, what do you think about this? 265 00:09:43,340 --> 00:09:45,212 This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life. 266 00:09:45,255 --> 00:09:46,692 Chuck, what are you talking about? That's incredible. 267 00:09:46,735 --> 00:09:49,259 -[knocking] -Chuck. -All right. 268 00:09:49,303 --> 00:09:51,392 -That's more beautiful than your cock. -All right. They're here, Chuck. 269 00:09:51,435 --> 00:09:53,655 -They're here. -Chuck, what are you doing? Don't throw that away. 270 00:09:53,699 --> 00:09:56,136 What are you talking about, Chuck? Clean yourself up. 271 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:58,268 -Coming! -Big deal, Chuck. 272 00:10:05,275 --> 00:10:06,929 Yo! 273 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:08,931 House so big it took three days to answer the door, huh? 274 00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:10,933 -What up, what up? -Hey, them overalls crazy. 275 00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:12,848 -Yeah, they're Benny's. I slept... -Hey, this my nigga Tone. 276 00:10:12,892 --> 00:10:14,328 -What's up, Tone? -What's up, man? Heard a lot about you, man. 277 00:10:14,371 --> 00:10:16,547 Yeah, okay. Good to meet you, too. Wow. 278 00:10:16,591 --> 00:10:19,028 GATA: Man, look at the décor. This spot is sick. 279 00:10:19,072 --> 00:10:22,031 Yo! What up, guys? Oh, baby. 280 00:10:22,075 --> 00:10:24,817 Come over here. Both you guys, come give me a hug. 281 00:10:24,860 --> 00:10:26,514 -You crazy, fool. What's good, though, bro? -Bro. 282 00:10:26,557 --> 00:10:28,690 -Oh, okay. -Y'all been eating peanut butter? 283 00:10:28,734 --> 00:10:31,171 -BENNY: No, but if you're hungry, we can order something. -Let's get it. 284 00:10:37,264 --> 00:10:39,048 [groans] 285 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,580 There it is. 286 00:10:58,938 --> 00:11:00,026 ♪ 287 00:11:01,810 --> 00:11:03,290 [mutters]: Dick. 288 00:11:10,863 --> 00:11:12,821 DAVE: Okay. Buffalo wings and a grilled chicken sandwich. 289 00:11:12,865 --> 00:11:15,737 -Got it. -[sighs] That's crazy. 290 00:11:15,781 --> 00:11:17,434 Benny really doing his thing out here, man. 291 00:11:17,478 --> 00:11:18,827 But let me get the sauce from the wings 292 00:11:18,871 --> 00:11:20,089 on the actual sandwich. 293 00:11:20,133 --> 00:11:21,569 On the-- Okay. 294 00:11:21,612 --> 00:11:24,746 You know, I'm not seeing a way I can do that 295 00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:26,792 -in the Postmates interface. -GATA: Damn. 296 00:11:26,835 --> 00:11:29,098 This shit crazy, bro. Look at all this soda, bro. 297 00:11:29,142 --> 00:11:30,926 -It's like diabetes central right here. -Oh, Gata, 298 00:11:30,970 --> 00:11:33,276 don't post any of that. He can't be seen with all that plastic. 299 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,669 -He's on, like, an environmental charity board. -What you mean? 300 00:11:34,713 --> 00:11:36,584 It's more plastic to recycle, bro. 301 00:11:36,627 --> 00:11:38,673 -Come on, man. -Yeah, it's fine, Chuck. 302 00:11:38,717 --> 00:11:41,067 -More plastic... -GATA: Who the fuck is Chuck? -What do you mean? 303 00:11:41,110 --> 00:11:43,286 That's Chuck. Hey, Chuck. How you doing? 304 00:11:43,330 --> 00:11:45,375 GATA: Y'all got secret nicknames? What the fuck? 305 00:11:45,419 --> 00:11:47,638 -What y'all fools been doing today, though? -Oh, you know, 306 00:11:47,682 --> 00:11:50,467 Chuck wanted to wake up early and go swimming, 307 00:11:50,511 --> 00:11:51,817 so we went outside. 308 00:11:51,860 --> 00:11:53,862 And we got this new little game we play. 309 00:11:53,906 --> 00:11:55,951 It's called shape-shifting, and it's like, 310 00:11:55,995 --> 00:11:58,606 kind of like he sits naked and he, like, goes like this. 311 00:11:58,649 --> 00:12:02,218 And then I get to, like, ripple the waves underwater 312 00:12:02,262 --> 00:12:03,959 and it flows against your penis and makes you hard. 313 00:12:04,003 --> 00:12:05,091 It's amazing. 314 00:12:05,134 --> 00:12:07,789 That's not, uh... 315 00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:09,051 Gata, what do you want to eat? 316 00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:10,792 Uh, let me get a burger. No tomatoes. 317 00:12:10,836 --> 00:12:12,098 Hey, you know, this fool Benny got all, like, 318 00:12:12,141 --> 00:12:13,708 the Top 40 smashes, nigga. 319 00:12:13,752 --> 00:12:15,188 Yeah, I can see that shit. 320 00:12:15,231 --> 00:12:17,103 Heard y'all and Gata been making them hits. 321 00:12:17,146 --> 00:12:18,669 I can't wait to hear them joints. 322 00:12:18,713 --> 00:12:19,888 Hey, bro, relax, man. I'm trying to... 323 00:12:19,932 --> 00:12:21,281 You know, we smoking right now. 324 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,500 -What are you... Stop. -Come on, man. 325 00:12:23,544 --> 00:12:25,720 You just running up on this nigga's nice-ass table, bro? 326 00:12:25,764 --> 00:12:26,721 What you wanted me to do? 327 00:12:26,765 --> 00:12:27,853 D-Do you guys want to 328 00:12:27,896 --> 00:12:29,158 smoke the weed outside? 329 00:12:29,202 --> 00:12:31,073 There's a pool. It's pretty nice. 330 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,380 Oh, yeah, I'm trying to see the rest of the crib, bro. 331 00:12:33,423 --> 00:12:34,773 Let's do it. Ah. 332 00:12:34,816 --> 00:12:36,818 Chuck, what the hell's wrong with you? 333 00:12:36,862 --> 00:12:38,907 -Why are you acting so weird? -I'm not acting weird. 334 00:12:38,951 --> 00:12:40,517 You got to understand, the way that we act is very weird, 335 00:12:40,561 --> 00:12:41,867 and they're not used to it, so, like... 336 00:12:41,910 --> 00:12:44,260 Why can't you just act like yourself? 337 00:12:44,304 --> 00:12:47,133 I am. I'm just saying, like, Gata's old-school. 338 00:12:47,176 --> 00:12:48,961 Old-school? What are you talking about? 339 00:12:49,004 --> 00:12:50,658 Like, he's not gonna get it. 340 00:12:50,701 --> 00:12:52,529 Like, I don't want to make him feel uncomfortable. 341 00:12:52,573 --> 00:12:54,357 Man, what I need to go to the high school reunion for, bro? 342 00:12:54,401 --> 00:12:56,098 I see them online every day on IG 343 00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:57,447 not doing shit, bro. 344 00:12:57,491 --> 00:12:58,318 They don't even probably be taking care 345 00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,667 of their kids, bro. 346 00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:01,234 [chuckles] Wait till you got kids. 347 00:13:01,277 --> 00:13:02,844 Trust me. Like, you got to know your audience. 348 00:13:02,888 --> 00:13:04,193 Like, you need to cool it on the Chuck and the... 349 00:13:04,237 --> 00:13:05,281 -all the-- okay? -All right, fine, fine. 350 00:13:05,325 --> 00:13:07,414 Okay. How's your butt? 351 00:13:07,457 --> 00:13:09,024 It doesn't feel good. 352 00:13:09,068 --> 00:13:10,678 TONE: When's the last time you went fishing? 353 00:13:10,721 --> 00:13:12,245 GATA: Shit, I think it was with your ass. 354 00:13:12,288 --> 00:13:13,899 Hey, guys, you know right before you got here, 355 00:13:13,942 --> 00:13:16,553 me and Dave were hanging out, and he took a wad of gum 356 00:13:16,597 --> 00:13:18,164 and shoved it up my asshole, 357 00:13:18,207 --> 00:13:19,818 and I tried to blow bubbles out with a fart. 358 00:13:19,861 --> 00:13:22,124 Relax, man. I ain't trying to hear that shit. 359 00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:23,473 Uh, you guys think Giannis is staying in Milwaukee 360 00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:24,823 for his whole career? 361 00:13:24,866 --> 00:13:25,998 -Oh, he... -Wait, wait. 362 00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:27,434 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 363 00:13:27,477 --> 00:13:29,218 You actually care that we talk like this? 364 00:13:29,262 --> 00:13:30,872 I told you, Gata does not like the gay stuff, 365 00:13:30,916 --> 00:13:31,960 so just fucking stop. 366 00:13:32,004 --> 00:13:33,440 Y'all are gay? 367 00:13:33,483 --> 00:13:35,746 -N-No, no. -No. 368 00:13:35,790 --> 00:13:37,574 Y'all could be homosexual all y'all want, 369 00:13:37,618 --> 00:13:39,446 but I ain't trying to hear about no gum in the ass. Real shit. 370 00:13:39,489 --> 00:13:42,623 You guys have never seen each other's assholes before? 371 00:13:42,666 --> 00:13:44,930 -Oh, no, man. Come on. -No. What the fuck? 372 00:13:44,973 --> 00:13:48,063 Gata, you've never just, like, imagined, like, 373 00:13:48,107 --> 00:13:50,326 what Tone's cock could look like? 374 00:13:52,154 --> 00:13:53,590 Y'all are crazy. 375 00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:54,940 Just so you guys are aware, he's not meaning 376 00:13:54,983 --> 00:13:56,724 sexually in any way. 377 00:13:56,767 --> 00:13:58,552 He means, like, in terms of it being, like, fun. 378 00:13:58,595 --> 00:13:59,901 -Yeah, yeah, it's... -It's, like, funny. 379 00:13:59,945 --> 00:14:01,163 No, no, it's like just... it's funny. 380 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,035 It's like, it's not even-- 381 00:14:03,078 --> 00:14:04,819 Like, we're not gay, we're just, like... 382 00:14:04,863 --> 00:14:07,778 Rich, white, and ain't got shit else to do. 383 00:14:07,822 --> 00:14:09,868 -Rich? White? -I'm not even that rich. 384 00:14:09,911 --> 00:14:12,783 Okay, cut the shit, Gata, right now. 385 00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:14,220 In your house, you walk in. 386 00:14:14,263 --> 00:14:15,569 You're whole family's tied up. 387 00:14:15,612 --> 00:14:17,092 They got your mom going, "Ooh! Ooh!" 388 00:14:17,136 --> 00:14:19,442 And they say they're gonna spray 'em all down 389 00:14:19,486 --> 00:14:20,835 unless you suck his dick. 390 00:14:20,879 --> 00:14:22,271 The guy with the gun. You doing it? 391 00:14:22,315 --> 00:14:24,143 Hell no. Everybody going to heaven, bro. 392 00:14:24,186 --> 00:14:26,623 Stop trying to be a tough guy. Okay, Gata, do you love Tone? 393 00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:28,843 -Of course. That's my nigga. -You don't show your friends love? 394 00:14:28,887 --> 00:14:31,019 -I show Dave love. I give him a nice little... -Not right now. Stop. 395 00:14:31,063 --> 00:14:32,978 Get off. Stop. Get off. 396 00:14:33,021 --> 00:14:36,459 Bro, I do show my friends love. I just gave this nigga Tone 397 00:14:36,503 --> 00:14:39,332 a skateboard to give to his son to go back to school with. 398 00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:40,507 A bunch of free clothes and shit. 399 00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:42,030 But all this fugazi shit, man, 400 00:14:42,074 --> 00:14:43,727 I ain't trying to see this shit, bro. 401 00:14:43,771 --> 00:14:45,164 -You see what they be on? -Looks like I'm the winner. 402 00:14:45,207 --> 00:14:46,948 -[Dave laughs] -You like the masculinity? 403 00:14:46,992 --> 00:14:48,341 I'm fucking you now. 404 00:14:48,384 --> 00:14:50,560 -Oh, shit. -[Dave grunts] 405 00:14:50,604 --> 00:14:53,607 -Chuck, that was so homoerotic. -I hated it. 406 00:14:53,650 --> 00:14:54,608 You know why y'all like playing this little 407 00:14:54,651 --> 00:14:56,001 gay chicken game, right? 408 00:14:56,044 --> 00:14:57,959 Chicken? 409 00:14:58,003 --> 00:14:59,352 'Cause y'all ain't never had to deal with the consequences 410 00:14:59,395 --> 00:15:00,788 of the way y'all are. 411 00:15:00,831 --> 00:15:02,703 So y'all just run around this big-ass house 412 00:15:02,746 --> 00:15:04,226 -looking for ways to flirt with some shit. -No, no, no. 413 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,098 We're just-- It's like-- It's like bromance. 414 00:15:06,141 --> 00:15:07,534 -Like a bromance movie. -DAVE: Yes. 415 00:15:07,577 --> 00:15:09,971 You ever seen a Black bromance movie? 416 00:15:10,015 --> 00:15:11,799 BENNY: Uh... 417 00:15:11,842 --> 00:15:13,975 [quietly]: Black bromance... 418 00:15:14,019 --> 00:15:16,325 -Black bromance... -Exactly. 419 00:15:16,369 --> 00:15:19,198 -Uh, Rush Hour? -Yeah, Rush hour? 420 00:15:19,241 --> 00:15:21,983 -He was Asian. -That's a Black dude and an Asian guy, bro. 421 00:15:22,027 --> 00:15:24,203 -Yeah, but Chris Tucker. -Asian and a Black guy. 422 00:15:24,246 --> 00:15:25,987 Yeah, but the movie was more Black-themed, I think, 423 00:15:26,031 --> 00:15:28,772 even though it was set in... Asia? 424 00:15:28,816 --> 00:15:31,123 Moonlight? What about Moonlight? 425 00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:32,820 Best Picture-winning Moonlight. 426 00:15:32,863 --> 00:15:35,170 That wasn't a bromance movie. That was just a romance. 427 00:15:35,214 --> 00:15:36,693 -Yeah. -That's true. 428 00:15:36,737 --> 00:15:39,261 Why aren't there any Black bromance movies? 429 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:40,959 I'm not about to unpack 400 years of Mandingoshit 430 00:15:41,002 --> 00:15:42,438 for y'all, too. 431 00:15:42,482 --> 00:15:43,787 400 years? Mandingo? 432 00:15:43,831 --> 00:15:45,485 That guy, the porn star, is, like, 40. 433 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:48,314 Bro, regardless, Black people, we gonna get judged, bro, 434 00:15:48,357 --> 00:15:49,706 if we're not winning championships 435 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,447 or rapping about being the shit, period. 436 00:15:51,491 --> 00:15:53,014 That's just how it is. 437 00:15:54,929 --> 00:15:57,410 -That white privilege kicking in, huh? -Well... 438 00:15:57,453 --> 00:16:00,326 Or maybe you guys are a little scared of something like this. 439 00:16:00,369 --> 00:16:01,762 And the only way to prove it is if you look 440 00:16:01,805 --> 00:16:03,633 -at my asshole right now. -Your asshole?! 441 00:16:03,677 --> 00:16:05,592 -Yep, my asshole. -Oh, hell... 442 00:16:05,635 --> 00:16:07,333 I'm an EMT, so if seeing a butthole 443 00:16:07,376 --> 00:16:09,422 is the worst part of my day, it's a good day. 444 00:16:09,465 --> 00:16:11,119 Y'all got to start setting more boundaries... 445 00:16:11,163 --> 00:16:12,033 -Oh, you're an EMT. -I'm sorry, dude, I, I'm sorry. 446 00:16:12,077 --> 00:16:14,035 You're a tough guy, huh? 447 00:16:14,079 --> 00:16:15,819 -Gata, I'm sorry. -GATA: Come on, man. -BENNY: A real tough guy. 448 00:16:15,863 --> 00:16:17,691 You want me to give you the whole shebang right now? 449 00:16:17,734 --> 00:16:19,432 -I don't give a fuck. -Oh, you don't give a fuck? 450 00:16:19,475 --> 00:16:20,433 I don't give two shits. 451 00:16:20,476 --> 00:16:21,869 All right, Chuck, he says 452 00:16:21,912 --> 00:16:23,218 he doesn't give a fuck. Should I just 453 00:16:23,262 --> 00:16:24,480 -shimmy on down... -Stop. 454 00:16:24,524 --> 00:16:26,004 ...and bring him to the candy shop, 455 00:16:26,047 --> 00:16:27,614 but give him a little Hershey squirt, too? 456 00:16:27,657 --> 00:16:31,052 -Wait, wait. That's strange. -DAVE: What? 457 00:16:31,096 --> 00:16:32,445 -What do you mean? -Yeah. 458 00:16:32,488 --> 00:16:33,750 No, the-there, come, look. 459 00:16:33,794 --> 00:16:35,448 Yeah, it's a little strange, huh? 460 00:16:35,491 --> 00:16:37,232 There's gum and peanut butter in there from earlier. 461 00:16:37,276 --> 00:16:38,973 I knew I smelled peanut butter earlier, but check it out. 462 00:16:39,017 --> 00:16:40,279 -See, there's something... -Oh, my God, what is that? 463 00:16:40,322 --> 00:16:41,976 It's like a-- It's like a-a mass. 464 00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:44,500 Chuck, what is it? There's, like, a lump of flesh. 465 00:16:44,544 --> 00:16:46,720 TONE: And you know that this skin can be cancer-prone. 466 00:16:46,763 --> 00:16:48,287 -What is that? -DAVE: How would I know that? I had no idea. 467 00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:50,376 My boy know his shit over there. 468 00:16:50,419 --> 00:16:51,986 -What do you mean, Chuck? -DAVE: I don't know what that is. 469 00:16:52,030 --> 00:16:53,944 There's something that I didn't notice before. 470 00:16:53,988 --> 00:16:55,903 GATA: We got an emergency call. My boy, he on his job, look. 471 00:16:55,946 --> 00:16:57,905 Could it be, like, genital herpes, 'cause... 472 00:16:57,948 --> 00:17:00,038 -It could. It-it could spread. -Is the anus a genital? 473 00:17:00,081 --> 00:17:01,648 -It's his asshole. -I know. But is it...? 474 00:17:01,691 --> 00:17:03,389 -[panting] -Like, one in five people have... 475 00:17:03,432 --> 00:17:07,088 This is good weed. Chuck, are you okay? 476 00:17:07,132 --> 00:17:09,134 [breathlessly]: Chuck... 477 00:17:09,177 --> 00:17:12,441 -Chuck, what's going on? -Chuck, Chuck, I don't feel good. 478 00:17:12,485 --> 00:17:14,095 -What do you mean? -Chuck, Chuck, I think I'm having a panic attack 479 00:17:14,139 --> 00:17:15,836 -or something. -Okay. 480 00:17:15,879 --> 00:17:17,751 Uh, just breathe. Do your little Baruch atah Adonai... 481 00:17:17,794 --> 00:17:19,144 Chuck, it's not like that. 482 00:17:19,187 --> 00:17:20,580 I feel like I'm gonna fucking die. 483 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,538 DAVE: Okay. Total anxiety. 484 00:17:22,582 --> 00:17:24,192 Chuck, none of this is real. You're just... 485 00:17:24,236 --> 00:17:26,412 Tone, if he's having a panic attack, what do we do? 486 00:17:26,455 --> 00:17:30,111 Man, he should probably start by stop smoking this gas. 487 00:17:30,155 --> 00:17:31,547 -[laughter] -Shut the fuck up! 488 00:17:31,591 --> 00:17:33,288 Hey, no, I'm serious, man. 489 00:17:33,332 --> 00:17:35,725 My fucking uncle died of fucking colon cancer. 490 00:17:35,769 --> 00:17:37,031 Chuck, I have the best dermatologist 491 00:17:37,075 --> 00:17:38,685 in the entire city, Dr. Belbin. 492 00:17:38,728 --> 00:17:40,165 I'm gonna get us in. He's the derm of the stars. 493 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,775 I'm gonna get us in today. 494 00:17:41,818 --> 00:17:42,993 I'm about to take a flick right now for the Gram. 495 00:17:43,037 --> 00:17:44,343 Gata, what are you doing? 496 00:17:44,386 --> 00:17:46,910 -Benny's asshole is bleeding! -Stop. 497 00:17:46,954 --> 00:17:48,173 -I feel like I'm gonna die. -You're not dying, Chuck. 498 00:17:48,216 --> 00:17:49,217 -You gonna be good, bro. -You get it? 499 00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:01,664 [computer chiming] 500 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:11,935 What the fuck? 501 00:18:17,593 --> 00:18:19,204 Hey! 502 00:18:20,205 --> 00:18:21,554 [mutters] 503 00:18:23,295 --> 00:18:24,948 Hey! 504 00:18:28,865 --> 00:18:30,911 Fuck him. 505 00:18:35,568 --> 00:18:38,397 I just put the cans out. Feel free to toss that in there. 506 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,573 No, I would never put shit in another man's trash. 507 00:18:40,616 --> 00:18:42,183 Some asshole just did that to me. 508 00:18:42,227 --> 00:18:43,184 That's why I'm out here looking for him right now 509 00:18:43,228 --> 00:18:44,098 to tell him he's an asshole. 510 00:18:44,142 --> 00:18:45,926 Oh, uh, wow. Okay. 511 00:18:45,969 --> 00:18:47,667 Well, you know, he probably just didn't want to walk around 512 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,364 with a bag of dog shit in his hand, right? 513 00:18:49,408 --> 00:18:52,672 I think everyone should take care of their own shit. 514 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:53,934 It's not too much to ask. 515 00:18:53,977 --> 00:18:56,197 I-I'm with you, brother, you know. 516 00:18:56,241 --> 00:18:58,721 But like they say, you can either be right 517 00:18:58,765 --> 00:19:00,070 or you can be happy. 518 00:19:00,114 --> 00:19:02,508 I've never heard that, ever. 519 00:19:02,551 --> 00:19:04,727 If it gets under your skin, you can just write a note. 520 00:19:08,470 --> 00:19:10,037 Write a note? 521 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,388 Yeah. You know, if it's an issue. 522 00:19:13,432 --> 00:19:17,871 Are... Are you The Observer? 523 00:19:17,914 --> 00:19:19,960 -No. -No? 524 00:19:20,003 --> 00:19:21,527 Because wouldn't a normal person just say, "What's The Observer? 525 00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:22,745 I don't know what that is, I've never heard of it"? 526 00:19:22,789 --> 00:19:23,920 You just said no. 527 00:19:23,964 --> 00:19:26,096 -I mean, I-I... -You what? 528 00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:28,708 You what? You are. You are! [laughs] 529 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:32,233 This is good. Ladies and gentlemen, 530 00:19:32,277 --> 00:19:35,018 take a look at this piece of shit, Internet. 531 00:19:35,062 --> 00:19:36,498 This man lives in my neighborhood 532 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:37,891 and has been harassing me 533 00:19:37,934 --> 00:19:39,675 by leaving notes on my residence 534 00:19:39,719 --> 00:19:43,201 about packing peanuts being in the wrong fucking bin. 535 00:19:43,244 --> 00:19:46,116 Like anybody cares at all. [laughs] 536 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:49,076 I manage an artist, by the way. A very famous, very... 537 00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:51,426 soon-to-be very famous artist. Hundreds of thousands 538 00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:52,862 of followers already on the Internet. 539 00:19:52,906 --> 00:19:54,212 They're all gonna see this on his page. 540 00:19:54,255 --> 00:19:55,474 They're gonna know where you live, 541 00:19:55,517 --> 00:19:57,215 they'll know the neighborhood, 542 00:19:57,258 --> 00:19:59,347 and you're probably gonna get fired from your job, dork. 543 00:19:59,391 --> 00:20:02,045 -Why are you filming me? -Why am I filming? 544 00:20:02,089 --> 00:20:03,525 Why would you put notes on someone's trash? 545 00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,092 Who the fuck does that, dude? 546 00:20:05,135 --> 00:20:06,572 I don't know what you're talking about, 547 00:20:06,615 --> 00:20:08,182 but maybe they just wanted to let you know 548 00:20:08,226 --> 00:20:09,966 in a... in a friendly way how to properly dispose 549 00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:11,272 of popcorn peanuts. 550 00:20:11,316 --> 00:20:13,318 -Ah. [laughs] -I mean, do you care 551 00:20:13,361 --> 00:20:14,580 about the environment? 552 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,365 Yes. Yes, I do. 553 00:20:17,409 --> 00:20:19,149 So, there you go. I don't understand 554 00:20:19,193 --> 00:20:21,064 -why you're filming me. -And you know what? 555 00:20:21,108 --> 00:20:22,805 No one cares. Nobody cares what you think. 556 00:20:22,849 --> 00:20:24,198 That's the point. That's why I'm filming you right now. 557 00:20:24,242 --> 00:20:25,808 Because no one fucking cares. 558 00:20:25,852 --> 00:20:29,421 You're filming me because no one cares? 559 00:20:31,466 --> 00:20:34,077 [phone beeps] 560 00:20:34,121 --> 00:20:37,167 [laughs airily] 561 00:20:38,952 --> 00:20:40,997 You've been observed, motherfucker. 562 00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:43,086 [scoffs] 563 00:20:44,305 --> 00:20:46,133 Fucking... 564 00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:52,313 [phone rings] 565 00:20:52,357 --> 00:20:53,967 SUSAN: How's your back? 566 00:20:54,010 --> 00:20:55,621 Oh, my God, it's like, I thought 567 00:20:55,664 --> 00:20:57,362 the doxycycline would do more than the Accutane, 568 00:20:57,405 --> 00:21:00,278 but, like, it's just making me nauseous half the time. 569 00:21:00,321 --> 00:21:02,062 Well, don't forget to take it with food. 570 00:21:02,105 --> 00:21:03,846 I know. I keep forgetting I have to eat with it. 571 00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:05,892 Um, so much to fill out. 572 00:21:05,935 --> 00:21:08,111 Chuck, what kind of health insurance do you have? 573 00:21:08,155 --> 00:21:10,157 I don't... I don't have any. 574 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,377 I brought... I brought this. 575 00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:16,076 Uh, we can figure it out after. 576 00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:17,556 Is it... is it enough? 577 00:21:17,599 --> 00:21:20,123 I don't think that's how the medical system works. 578 00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:21,603 Chuck, what world do you live in, Chuck? 579 00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,388 SUSAN: He can actually go back now. 580 00:21:23,431 --> 00:21:25,433 Okay, Chuck, they're ready to take you. Good luck, Chuck. 581 00:21:25,477 --> 00:21:26,782 -I'm so scared. -Don't be scared. 582 00:21:26,826 --> 00:21:28,262 You're gonna be fine. You got it. 583 00:21:28,306 --> 00:21:29,785 They're gonna... Dr. Belbin's gonna do it. 584 00:21:29,829 --> 00:21:31,265 Go to her. Okay. 585 00:21:31,309 --> 00:21:33,311 I'll fill out all your stuff, Chuck. 586 00:21:33,354 --> 00:21:35,487 GATA: Man, I'll bet you this is 587 00:21:35,530 --> 00:21:37,358 where George Clooney got his titties done, come out looking 588 00:21:37,402 --> 00:21:39,708 -like Batman. -TONE: You think they got a payment plan? 589 00:21:39,752 --> 00:21:41,493 Ally Wernick was here? 590 00:21:41,536 --> 00:21:43,930 I can't say. 591 00:21:43,973 --> 00:21:46,846 Yeah, that's how she writes her name. 592 00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:48,761 -That's... -GATA: Man, this hundred kind of faded. 593 00:21:48,804 --> 00:21:50,545 You think I could change this hundred to, like, a private jet 594 00:21:50,589 --> 00:21:52,068 -or something? -I don't think they do edits over here. 595 00:21:52,112 --> 00:21:54,070 It's my skin, bro, it's a dermatologist. 596 00:21:54,114 --> 00:21:55,985 But it's a different type-- they don't take the skin... 597 00:21:56,029 --> 00:21:57,683 You know, Ally would always say dermatology wasn't even real. 598 00:21:57,726 --> 00:22:00,338 And she's using my name to get into my fucking derm? 599 00:22:00,381 --> 00:22:02,122 -Huh? -You know what? 600 00:22:02,165 --> 00:22:04,516 I'm giving this girl a phone call right now. 601 00:22:04,559 --> 00:22:06,605 Enough is enough-- you can't go the rest of your life 602 00:22:06,648 --> 00:22:09,259 -without talking to me. It's ridiculous. -That motherfucker's cold. 603 00:22:09,303 --> 00:22:10,826 -AUTOMATED VOICE: You have reached the voice mail box... -You know they gonna 604 00:22:10,870 --> 00:22:12,741 -run you, though, if you got... -And voice mail. 605 00:22:12,785 --> 00:22:14,656 All right, fine, you're getting a text. 606 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:15,701 GATA: She didn't answer? 607 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,531 DAVE: Green? 608 00:22:19,574 --> 00:22:22,925 What does this mean when... it was always blue in the past? 609 00:22:22,969 --> 00:22:25,711 Aw, hell no-- she blocked you. 610 00:22:25,754 --> 00:22:27,843 -That's scandalous, dawg. -She blocked me?! 611 00:22:27,887 --> 00:22:30,455 You really dealing with that right now, bro? 612 00:22:30,498 --> 00:22:32,370 Why would she...? What the fuck happened? 613 00:22:32,413 --> 00:22:34,241 It's all good, LD. 614 00:22:34,284 --> 00:22:35,721 You ain't got to worry about it, though, bro, 615 00:22:35,764 --> 00:22:36,983 'cause at the end of the day, I love you, bro. 616 00:22:37,026 --> 00:22:38,637 I got you, LD. 617 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,160 -I know we at a dermatologist. -I love you... yeah. 618 00:22:40,203 --> 00:22:41,422 But don't let it get under your skin, bro. 619 00:22:41,466 --> 00:22:42,597 Thank you. I love you, too, Gata. 620 00:22:42,641 --> 00:22:45,600 For real, man. Thanks, man. 621 00:22:46,340 --> 00:22:47,167 Wow. 622 00:22:49,604 --> 00:22:52,738 [crickets trilling] 623 00:22:52,781 --> 00:22:54,392 [Dave grunts] 624 00:22:57,743 --> 00:23:00,615 Have you been on Instagram today? 625 00:23:06,621 --> 00:23:09,189 Oh, fuck. 626 00:23:11,147 --> 00:23:13,193 [phone buzzing] 627 00:23:15,238 --> 00:23:17,415 -Hello? -DAVE: Hey, big cat. 628 00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:19,068 How's it going over there? 629 00:23:19,112 --> 00:23:20,592 It's pretty good, you know? 630 00:23:20,635 --> 00:23:22,202 It's going. 631 00:23:23,333 --> 00:23:25,423 I was just calling to... 632 00:23:25,466 --> 00:23:27,642 wish you a happy birthday. 633 00:23:27,686 --> 00:23:29,470 I know it's late, I just, you know, 634 00:23:29,514 --> 00:23:32,473 I like avoiding the morning rush, and I know midday 635 00:23:32,517 --> 00:23:34,301 is when all the other guys come along, and I want to be 636 00:23:34,344 --> 00:23:35,737 the guy that really caps it all off 637 00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:37,478 -for you, so... -Yeah, man. 638 00:23:37,522 --> 00:23:40,002 I appreciate it, I appreciate it, big dog. 639 00:23:40,046 --> 00:23:41,700 Did you do anything fun today? 640 00:23:41,743 --> 00:23:43,136 I'm sorry that I haven't even been home. 641 00:23:43,179 --> 00:23:44,920 I, uh, I was with Benny, I slept there. 642 00:23:44,964 --> 00:23:46,574 We've just been working so much on music. 643 00:23:46,618 --> 00:23:48,489 We're really chipping away. 644 00:23:48,533 --> 00:23:50,578 Yeah, no, no, it was good-- it was a great day, man. 645 00:23:50,622 --> 00:23:53,407 I went running, took a long, nice run. 646 00:23:53,451 --> 00:23:55,061 Uh, I talked to my brother, that was... 647 00:23:55,104 --> 00:23:57,063 that was nice, man. He's such an idiot. 648 00:23:57,106 --> 00:23:59,021 -[phone chimes] -I got a bunch of work done, actually, 649 00:23:59,065 --> 00:24:00,632 which, uh, you know... 650 00:24:00,675 --> 00:24:02,372 Should probably take a day off, but, 651 00:24:02,416 --> 00:24:04,636 I mean, you know how it goes, man. 652 00:24:06,812 --> 00:24:08,901 Hello? 653 00:24:08,944 --> 00:24:11,033 Well, I'm happy you had a great day. 654 00:24:11,077 --> 00:24:14,559 And I look forward to coming back home and hugging you. 655 00:24:14,602 --> 00:24:16,561 Thank you, man, thank you, I'm, uh... 656 00:24:16,604 --> 00:24:18,432 Long day, long birthday day, 657 00:24:18,476 --> 00:24:20,478 so I'm, I think I'm gonna hit the hay, man, I'm tired. 658 00:24:20,521 --> 00:24:22,610 Okay, I love you, man. 659 00:24:22,654 --> 00:24:24,438 [clucks tongue] Thanks, man. 660 00:24:24,482 --> 00:24:26,484 [line beeping] 661 00:24:28,747 --> 00:24:30,792 [phone chimes] 662 00:24:38,017 --> 00:24:40,106 [knocking] 663 00:24:56,296 --> 00:24:57,819 [chuckles] 664 00:24:57,863 --> 00:24:59,473 [laughing]: Hi. 665 00:24:59,517 --> 00:25:02,084 Did you block me? 666 00:25:02,128 --> 00:25:04,130 No. 667 00:25:04,173 --> 00:25:06,785 My phone has been off the whole day. 668 00:25:06,828 --> 00:25:08,482 Just off. 669 00:25:08,526 --> 00:25:10,876 -Oh. -[sputters] 670 00:25:10,919 --> 00:25:12,530 Is everything all right? 671 00:25:12,573 --> 00:25:14,923 Yes. 672 00:25:14,967 --> 00:25:17,230 And I did think about blocking you. 673 00:25:17,273 --> 00:25:19,493 [singsongy]: But I didn't. 674 00:25:19,537 --> 00:25:21,800 [giggling] 675 00:25:21,843 --> 00:25:24,716 -Are-are you okay? -I'm great. 676 00:25:24,759 --> 00:25:26,456 I'm-- look. 677 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,241 [pills rattling] 678 00:25:28,284 --> 00:25:31,113 I'm on painkillers. 679 00:25:31,157 --> 00:25:32,506 DAVE: Oxycodone? 680 00:25:32,550 --> 00:25:34,203 Oh, man, this is, like, really ravaging 681 00:25:34,247 --> 00:25:36,162 lower middle-class America right now. 682 00:25:36,205 --> 00:25:38,904 -Like, I would not... -I'm not abusing pills, Dave. 683 00:25:38,947 --> 00:25:41,341 Certainly not over you. 684 00:25:41,384 --> 00:25:43,256 I had a surgery. 685 00:25:43,299 --> 00:25:45,388 Like an adult. 686 00:25:45,432 --> 00:25:47,129 What-what did you have surgery on? 687 00:25:47,173 --> 00:25:49,175 I had my mole removed on my back. 688 00:25:49,218 --> 00:25:50,742 -The General?! 689 00:25:50,785 --> 00:25:52,221 [laughs]: The General, yeah. 690 00:25:52,265 --> 00:25:53,571 -He's gone? -Yeah. 691 00:25:53,614 --> 00:25:55,224 What about the Lieutenants? 692 00:25:55,268 --> 00:25:57,400 The Lieutenants were unharmed. He-- Dr. Belbin said 693 00:25:57,444 --> 00:25:59,098 that they weren't irregular, but then the General 694 00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:02,536 got dishonorably discharged. 695 00:26:02,580 --> 00:26:04,494 That's a twist-off. 696 00:26:04,538 --> 00:26:06,540 -Oh. -I also don't think we need to be drinking, right? 697 00:26:06,584 --> 00:26:09,804 You're on oxys and I'm on doxycycline for... 698 00:26:09,848 --> 00:26:11,632 If I drank, my appendix would explode. 699 00:26:11,676 --> 00:26:13,416 I did-- I, like, walked in there to get-- 700 00:26:13,460 --> 00:26:15,157 to be polite, so it's-- yeah. 701 00:26:15,201 --> 00:26:16,637 This feels... 702 00:26:16,681 --> 00:26:18,334 We'll just leave that there. 703 00:26:18,378 --> 00:26:20,206 Uh... 704 00:26:21,555 --> 00:26:23,644 Uh... Dr. Belbin. 705 00:26:23,688 --> 00:26:26,516 -You... my doctor. -[laughing] 706 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,997 You, uh, used my name to get in? 707 00:26:29,041 --> 00:26:31,391 Yes. 708 00:26:31,434 --> 00:26:33,306 Just 'cause I know he's, like, a dermatologist of the... 709 00:26:33,349 --> 00:26:34,873 stars. 710 00:26:34,916 --> 00:26:37,571 [laughing]: This is so funny. 711 00:26:37,615 --> 00:26:39,442 What an insane thing to say! 712 00:26:39,486 --> 00:26:40,661 I know. 713 00:26:40,705 --> 00:26:42,968 I only bring it up, 'cause, um, 714 00:26:43,011 --> 00:26:44,796 obviously we haven't, like, 715 00:26:44,839 --> 00:26:46,711 been in each other's lives at all. 716 00:26:46,754 --> 00:26:49,017 And when I saw that you 717 00:26:49,061 --> 00:26:50,932 went there, it kind of, like, 718 00:26:50,976 --> 00:26:53,282 made me feel used. 719 00:26:53,326 --> 00:26:56,503 Is-is going to your doctor a... 720 00:26:56,546 --> 00:26:59,898 mean thing to do? 721 00:27:01,377 --> 00:27:03,510 It's not. 722 00:27:03,553 --> 00:27:05,643 -I think I'm reaching. -[groans] 723 00:27:05,686 --> 00:27:09,081 As you are right now-- what are you trying to achieve right now? 724 00:27:09,124 --> 00:27:11,300 I have to change... 725 00:27:11,344 --> 00:27:13,085 my bandage on my back, and it's... 726 00:27:13,128 --> 00:27:15,087 hard to reach. 727 00:27:15,130 --> 00:27:17,959 Do you need a hand? 728 00:27:18,003 --> 00:27:20,048 Could you...? 729 00:27:22,790 --> 00:27:24,923 That's a yes? 730 00:27:24,966 --> 00:27:26,707 Oh, okay. 731 00:27:26,751 --> 00:27:28,840 -Okay. -Here we go. 732 00:27:28,883 --> 00:27:30,537 Wash your hands so that it doesn't get 733 00:27:30,580 --> 00:27:32,191 sour cream and onion-y. 734 00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:34,976 I'll go here, then you go on this part. 735 00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:36,630 -Okay. -[Ally laughing] 736 00:27:36,674 --> 00:27:38,676 [winces] 737 00:27:39,981 --> 00:27:42,375 -Okay. -Oh. 738 00:27:42,418 --> 00:27:45,726 Why, why are you being weird? 739 00:27:45,770 --> 00:27:48,163 Just your breasts are exposed. 740 00:27:48,207 --> 00:27:50,949 Oh... [sputters] Are you serious?! 741 00:27:50,992 --> 00:27:53,516 You've seen these a million times! 742 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,215 I know, I just don't know if I should... 743 00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:57,738 Just don't look at them. 744 00:27:57,782 --> 00:27:59,044 -I won't look at them. -Don't look at them. 745 00:27:59,087 --> 00:28:00,567 -I'm a pro. -You got... 746 00:28:00,610 --> 00:28:02,177 Here I come. What breasts? 747 00:28:02,221 --> 00:28:03,526 -[laughs] -No problem. 748 00:28:03,570 --> 00:28:05,180 Okay, now you dress the wound. 749 00:28:05,224 --> 00:28:07,356 Put this wound in a tux. 750 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,357 [Ally laughs] 751 00:28:08,401 --> 00:28:09,881 Okay. 752 00:28:09,924 --> 00:28:11,317 Uh, can I just pull your hair back? 753 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,145 -Mm-hmm. -Okay. 754 00:28:13,188 --> 00:28:16,017 Go for it. 755 00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:17,845 It's blonde. 756 00:28:17,889 --> 00:28:19,499 Mm-hmm. 757 00:28:19,542 --> 00:28:21,414 That's cool. 758 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,287 I miss the General. 759 00:28:25,331 --> 00:28:26,724 Does this, does this hurt? 760 00:28:26,767 --> 00:28:29,204 No, nothing hurts anymore. 761 00:28:29,248 --> 00:28:31,206 Hmm. 762 00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:34,035 Now you dab it with the cotton ball, make it nice. 763 00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:36,995 -This okay? -Mm-hmm. 764 00:28:40,389 --> 00:28:42,391 I'm still sad at you, 765 00:28:42,435 --> 00:28:44,002 you know? 766 00:28:45,873 --> 00:28:47,919 I know. 767 00:28:50,356 --> 00:28:52,793 I... 768 00:28:52,837 --> 00:28:54,273 [gulps] 769 00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:55,796 [Dave groans] 770 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,798 [gurgling] 771 00:28:57,842 --> 00:28:59,887 -[retches] -[Ally gasps] 772 00:29:01,367 --> 00:29:03,586 Oh, fuck. [grunts] 773 00:29:03,630 --> 00:29:05,588 What was that? 774 00:29:07,286 --> 00:29:09,549 Vomit. 775 00:29:09,592 --> 00:29:11,856 It's vomit? 776 00:29:11,899 --> 00:29:14,075 Just a little bit 'cause I'm on doxycycline 777 00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:15,685 now for my skin. If you don't take food... 778 00:29:15,729 --> 00:29:17,557 Is it in my wound, Dave? 779 00:29:19,733 --> 00:29:20,560 In it? 780 00:29:20,603 --> 00:29:22,562 Uh... yeah. 781 00:29:22,605 --> 00:29:24,129 -♪ Hi, I'm Dave, hi, I'm Dave♪ -♪ I'm Lil Dicky♪ 782 00:29:24,172 --> 00:29:25,870 -♪ Who's Dave?♪ -♪ Hi, I'm Dave♪ 783 00:29:25,913 --> 00:29:29,003 ♪ Hi, hello, I'm Dave♪ 784 00:29:29,047 --> 00:29:31,223 ♪ You might know me as Lil Dicky♪ 785 00:29:31,266 --> 00:29:33,703 ♪ But there's a lot more to me♪ 786 00:29:33,747 --> 00:29:35,618 -♪ Don't you wanna know who I am?♪ -♪ Not really♪ 787 00:29:35,662 --> 00:29:37,446 ♪ Do you wanna meet the guy behind the guy?♪ 788 00:29:37,490 --> 00:29:38,796 ♪ Do you wanna know what the industry's like?♪ 789 00:29:38,839 --> 00:29:40,449 ♪ What a strange life I have♪ 790 00:29:40,493 --> 00:29:41,886 ♪ Got me trippin' like whoa, whoa, whoa♪ 791 00:29:41,929 --> 00:29:43,757 ♪ Dave, you're a rapper? Oh, no♪ 792 00:29:43,801 --> 00:29:45,759 ♪ Bowel movements lookin' like Dippin' Dots♪ 793 00:29:45,803 --> 00:29:47,805 ♪ Probably 'cause I don't eat fruits and vegetables♪ 794 00:29:47,848 --> 00:29:49,502 ♪ Approached by aggressive white men on the regular♪ 795 00:29:49,545 --> 00:29:51,373 ♪ I gotta record with a neck pillow on my neck♪ 796 00:29:51,417 --> 00:29:53,071 ♪ 'Cause the ergonomics of my desk ain't right♪ 797 00:29:53,114 --> 00:29:54,202 ♪ My nose gets stuffed every night♪ 798 00:29:54,246 --> 00:29:56,117 ♪ I'm fidgety♪ 799 00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:57,597 ♪ I'm fidgety, I twitch♪ 800 00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,468 ♪ I'm fidgety♪ 801 00:29:59,512 --> 00:30:01,514 -♪ I'm v neurotic♪ -♪ Whoa, whoa♪ 802 00:30:01,557 --> 00:30:04,778 ♪ Yes, I know that I'm a rapper at the end of the day♪ 803 00:30:04,822 --> 00:30:07,085 ♪ But I think it's time you knew me♪ 804 00:30:07,128 --> 00:30:10,044 ♪ By my government name, hi, I'm Dave♪ 805 00:30:10,088 --> 00:30:12,046 -♪ I'm Lil Dicky♪ -♪ Hi, I'm Dave♪ 806 00:30:12,090 --> 00:30:14,048 -♪ Who's Dave?♪ -♪ Hi, I'm Dave.♪