1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:02,959 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,482 How are ya?How ya going, mate? 3 00:00:04,526 --> 00:00:05,701 Heya, Kenny. 4 00:00:05,744 --> 00:00:07,007 Who are you? 5 00:00:11,663 --> 00:00:13,578 Please...[BOTH LAUGHING] 6 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:17,060 Who the...are you? 7 00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:18,105 You don't remember Ray? 8 00:00:19,062 --> 00:00:20,020 No! 9 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:22,413 I guarantee you... 10 00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:24,807 ...they'll remember you now! 11 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:26,156 [LAUGHS] 12 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,039 [keyboard clicking] 13 00:00:43,826 --> 00:00:45,523 [popping lips] 14 00:00:47,221 --> 00:00:50,093 [moans]: Oh... 15 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:51,877 yeah. 16 00:00:51,921 --> 00:00:55,403 "What do people make songs about?" 17 00:00:55,446 --> 00:00:57,448 [chanting gibberish] 18 00:00:59,711 --> 00:01:01,713 ♪ What, what, what, what, what, what, what♪ 19 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:03,846 ♪ How could you take that? How could you take that?♪ 20 00:01:03,889 --> 00:01:05,935 [overlapping muttering] 21 00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:10,548 ♪ Don't you even finish this album, yes♪ 22 00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:12,637 ♪ You're gonna make everybody impressed♪ 23 00:01:12,681 --> 00:01:15,640 ♪ Finish this album, yes, you're gonna make every...♪ 24 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:21,385 [instrumental beat playing] 25 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:23,387 [coughs] 26 00:01:23,431 --> 00:01:25,781 [hacks] 27 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:28,131 The fuck...? 28 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:30,873 -Righty-tighty, righty-tighty... -[sniffles] 29 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:32,657 ♪ What shall I rap about?♪ 30 00:01:32,701 --> 00:01:34,137 ♪ What shall I rap about?♪ 31 00:01:34,181 --> 00:01:36,922 -♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh...♪ -Ow. 32 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:38,707 [stammering] 33 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,143 How the fuck does this work? 34 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:41,449 ♪ Ooh, yeah♪ 35 00:01:44,495 --> 00:01:46,541 ♪ So you want to play with me...♪ 36 00:01:46,584 --> 00:01:48,760 -Okay, rhyme... -[muffled rapping] 37 00:01:48,804 --> 00:01:51,328 ♪ And if I don't want to get a love lust said what I could♪ 38 00:01:51,372 --> 00:01:53,461 ♪ Get a-- ra-ra-- get it how I get it♪ 39 00:01:53,504 --> 00:01:56,290 ♪ On the shot when you ain't really get it how I get it♪ 40 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:58,422 ♪ Shoulda, woulda, coulda, what I shoulda, woulda, coulda♪ 41 00:01:58,466 --> 00:01:59,815 ♪ And I shoulda, woulda, coulda, and I shoulda but I didn't♪ 42 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:01,469 ♪ No, I never seen crap, crap♪ 43 00:02:01,512 --> 00:02:03,253 ♪ Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap♪ 44 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:04,950 ♪ Let me go to the back, fuck from the back♪ 45 00:02:04,994 --> 00:02:07,518 ♪ Hit it from the back, then mm♪ 46 00:02:07,562 --> 00:02:09,172 ♪ Hit it from the back, then, ugh.♪ 47 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:10,391 That's good. 48 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:12,306 ♪ Ain't never seen no ah♪ 49 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:14,743 ♪ Come get a ride with the beat who ah, ugh♪ 50 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:16,484 ♪ I was trying to beat to ah...♪ 51 00:02:16,527 --> 00:02:17,876 This sucks. 52 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:21,271 [rhythmic whirring] 53 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:28,365 ♪ Uh, uh...♪ 54 00:02:32,543 --> 00:02:35,242 Ugh! Ugh! 55 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:36,808 [moaning] 56 00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:45,077 Mike, there are ants everywhere! 57 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:46,731 [exhaling] 58 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:48,951 -What? -There are ants all over the place. 59 00:02:48,994 --> 00:02:50,213 How am I supposed to make an album 60 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:52,302 if there's fucking ants crawling? 61 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:54,217 -Explain that to me. -Ants are distracting you from making an album? 62 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:56,393 -Yes. -Little tiny things that crawl around 63 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:58,656 -are really ruining your album-making? -They're on my microphone, 64 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:00,354 in my studio, crawling on the walls. 65 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:02,443 [stammers] Do you see them right here? 66 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:04,053 -Acknowledge it. -I-I see it. I am acknowledging it. 67 00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:05,968 I'm also acknowledging this feels like you got 68 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:07,143 too high again. Is that what this is? 69 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,710 -I'm not too high. -You are. 70 00:03:08,753 --> 00:03:10,059 You have cottonmouth, you're... [smacks lips] 71 00:03:10,102 --> 00:03:12,104 ...you're dry again. I can hear it. 72 00:03:12,148 --> 00:03:14,150 -Give me the vacuum, dude. I'll do it. -Yeah, take it. And-- 73 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,021 -I'll take care of it. -You said you'd clean up the fucking house. 74 00:03:16,065 --> 00:03:17,806 -That never happened, so... -That helps. Thank you so much. 75 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:19,590 By the way, I'm bringing the ants up to the new label person. 76 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:20,678 -Sorry. -The new label person gave us this house 77 00:03:20,722 --> 00:03:22,376 to get away from distractions, 78 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,595 and now all you're doing is trying to find distractions. 79 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:26,684 Dave, I know making an album is hard, but... 80 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:29,034 Excuse me? What-what do you know about making an album? 81 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:31,036 -Just out of curiosity? -I know that you don't have anything. 82 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,734 Not at all. You've got nothing. 83 00:03:32,777 --> 00:03:34,257 And the only way to get something 84 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:37,173 -is to start doing something. -I'm trying. 85 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,957 GATA: Hey, Dave, you ain't never lied about this VR porn, bro. 86 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:41,177 She getting straight to the action. 87 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,048 You don't need to be holding the remotes. You're in, like-- 88 00:03:43,092 --> 00:03:46,487 -There's nothing-- Are your hands white? -Yeah. Why? 89 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:48,271 -Why not? -MIKE: Because of systemic racism. 90 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:49,925 -This is what I'm talking about. -What do you mean? 91 00:03:49,968 --> 00:03:52,232 $1,900 last week on sex paraphernalia 92 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:54,059 -instead of making an album. -Thank God 93 00:03:54,103 --> 00:03:55,931 -I have these machines. I'm not dating. -Oh, shit! 94 00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:57,454 Imagine if I was dating someone right now and spending money 95 00:03:57,498 --> 00:03:59,456 and going on dates, like, that's so time-consuming. 96 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:02,111 This is a net savings on time. I have to cream, don't I? 97 00:04:02,154 --> 00:04:03,982 You have to cream? Can you cream a little bit less, then? 98 00:04:04,026 --> 00:04:05,288 [scoffs] 99 00:04:07,943 --> 00:04:11,033 -I love you, Gata. -I'm over here just twisting nips, bro. 100 00:04:11,076 --> 00:04:12,252 I see. 101 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:13,514 [FaceTime ringing] 102 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:14,906 -Elz. -ELZ: What's good? 103 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:16,038 Didn't you have a pretty bad ant problem 104 00:04:16,081 --> 00:04:17,561 at your place at La Brea? 105 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:19,302 Oh, my God, I wish. I had crickets. 106 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:21,522 -They were the worst. -What city are you in right now? 107 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:24,264 -Is it Copenhagen? -Bro, I'm in L.A. right now. 108 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:26,831 I'm in L.A. I'm just walking my dog. 109 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:28,485 You're back in L.A.? 110 00:04:28,529 --> 00:04:30,400 -Yeah. -How long have you been back? 111 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:32,446 -A week. -A week? 112 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:34,317 And you didn't even tell me about it? 113 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:36,885 I mean, I don't know, w-was I supposed to? 114 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:39,757 That's so weird that you'd not tell me when you came back. 115 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:41,759 I think it's weirder for you to think that it's weird 116 00:04:41,803 --> 00:04:44,153 that I didn't tell you that I got back home. 117 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:47,591 -Okay. -But I'm just trying to catch my bearings. 118 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:49,550 I'm having a thing tonight, though, if you're around. 119 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:51,552 Me and the homies are gonna throw a little shindig. 120 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:53,293 So, let me ask you this. 121 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:54,859 If I didn't call you right now, would I have even gotten 122 00:04:54,903 --> 00:04:56,470 a secondhand invitation to this thing? 123 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:58,254 Dude, I just started thinking about this 124 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,169 and just started hitting people up about it, so relax. 125 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:01,997 Is Ally going? 126 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,346 -[laughs] -By the way, I don't care if she is, 127 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:05,305 I just have to know those things. 128 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:07,698 Dude, you're so weird. What if she is there? Whatever. 129 00:05:07,742 --> 00:05:09,439 I texted her about it, but, like, 130 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:11,398 don't be weird about her coming if she comes, though. 131 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:13,400 Shut up. Text me the info. 132 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:15,358 -All right, weirdo. -I love you. Bye. 133 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:17,752 -[phone chimes] -GATA: This shit is crazy. 134 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:20,885 -[Gata whoops] -I think I'm gonna see Ally tonight. 135 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:23,323 Oh, my, I think he's about to ejaculate. 136 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:27,239 What did you think was gonna happen at the end of the porn? 137 00:05:27,283 --> 00:05:29,416 MIKE: I'm gonna talk about Korea, you can mention the ants, 138 00:05:29,459 --> 00:05:31,722 but, uh, can you not tell them where you are musically? 139 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:33,811 DAVE: This isn't about the ants, okay? This is about setting a tone. 140 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,552 There's a new person we're talking to. 141 00:05:35,596 --> 00:05:37,467 Okay, well, do you realize your pant is coated in mud? 142 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:39,426 I wouldn't say it's coated, but yeah, I had to deal 143 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:41,471 with all the ants and I tripped in mud, Mike, sue me. 144 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:43,430 Okay. I'm not gonna sue you, but it sounds like 145 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:45,214 -you had time to change. -TESSA [laughs]: Mike and Dave. 146 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:47,216 -Tessa. -So great to meet you guys in person. 147 00:05:47,259 --> 00:05:48,826 -DAVE: Hello. How are you? -Welcome. -It's great to see you. 148 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:51,612 -Hey. Oh... Hey. -[both laugh] 149 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:54,963 -Uh... -So good to put a name to that, there-- to your face. 150 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:58,009 -Sure, well, follow me. -Okay. 151 00:05:58,053 --> 00:06:00,577 TESSA: Dave, I hear you are a Perrier man. 152 00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:02,449 I am. You did your research, huh? 153 00:06:02,492 --> 00:06:04,712 Yeah. We got a file on you. 154 00:06:04,755 --> 00:06:08,063 It's great that you're a woman, by the way. That's dope. 155 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:11,196 -Thanks. -Uh, but let's talk about a few things. 156 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:14,852 The main thing is that our house is totally overrun by ants. 157 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:16,332 -What? -And it's disgusting. 158 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,725 -Completely unacceptable. -Oh, my God, Dave, 159 00:06:17,768 --> 00:06:19,727 I couldn't agree more. That's gross. 160 00:06:19,770 --> 00:06:22,033 Oh. 161 00:06:22,077 --> 00:06:24,166 Okay. 162 00:06:24,209 --> 00:06:26,734 That's not the only reason we're here, obviously. 163 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:29,214 Oh, no, no, no. Please. Your house is infested with pests. 164 00:06:29,258 --> 00:06:30,825 We'll take care of it right away. 165 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:32,653 Can you hold tight for a second or should 166 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:33,915 we be talking relocation? 167 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:35,873 -How bad is it? -It's not bad. 168 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:37,484 The important thing is that you're identifying it 169 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:39,529 -as a problem. Thank you. -Yeah. 170 00:06:39,573 --> 00:06:43,403 You should also be aware that we can't be incurred for any costs 171 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:48,320 that come with poisoning the insectoids or... 172 00:06:48,364 --> 00:06:50,018 -Oh, no, we got, we got that. -Okay. 173 00:06:50,061 --> 00:06:51,846 That's on us, for sure. 174 00:06:51,889 --> 00:06:54,065 Because our budget is already pencil-dick thin. 175 00:06:54,109 --> 00:06:56,720 -So... -MIKE: Yeah, speaking of the budget, some shit went down 176 00:06:56,764 --> 00:06:58,635 in Korea. [chuckles] 177 00:06:58,679 --> 00:07:01,290 Uh, the-- uh, I've been reaching out 178 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:03,466 to the State Department as well as multiple insurance companies. 179 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:06,077 -Our intern Dan-- who is safe, by the way... -Mm. 180 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:08,471 ...is working a desk job, he's been militarized. 181 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:09,994 -[clears throat] -Oh. 182 00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:11,387 I think it'll be good for him, to tap in... 183 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,302 You know, we can talk about Korea later. 184 00:07:13,345 --> 00:07:16,653 I was thinking today would be the perfect opportunity 185 00:07:16,697 --> 00:07:18,612 to finally set that release date. 186 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:21,571 -Release date? -MIKE: I don't think we're-- 187 00:07:21,615 --> 00:07:23,094 I don't think today's the day we're actually gonna 188 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:24,008 commit to something, though, unfortunately. 189 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:25,836 [Dave chuckles, stammers] 190 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:28,622 I-I can't see myself committing to anything of the sort. 191 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:31,059 Look, I get it. I do, but, you know, 192 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:32,713 once you settle on a date, that helps us unlock 193 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:34,323 what we can do for you. 194 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:36,325 -Mm-hmm. -You know, the marketing, the promos, 195 00:07:36,368 --> 00:07:39,067 avoiding other releases, and dates get snapped up, quick. 196 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:41,635 -Yeah. Yeah. -But, you know, just, whatever you're comfortable with. 197 00:07:41,678 --> 00:07:44,899 A-And I get it. I used to be a marketing guy. 198 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:46,204 I think about these things all the time. 199 00:07:46,248 --> 00:07:48,424 -I sit at home and I think. -Mm-hmm. 200 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,860 I have, like, things written down, all over the room, 201 00:07:49,904 --> 00:07:51,688 -written. -Love that. 202 00:07:51,732 --> 00:07:53,995 What if we released my album on 9/11? 203 00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:56,780 -MIKE: Mm. Hmm. -Yeah. 204 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:58,608 Honestly, in my humble opinion, 9/11 the date 205 00:07:58,652 --> 00:08:01,089 should not always be about 9/11 the attack. 206 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:02,786 -Forever. -TESSA: Ooh. -Okay, well, 207 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:05,049 this 9/11 the date is the 20th anniversary 208 00:08:05,093 --> 00:08:08,313 of the 9/11 attack, so this year it heavily will be. 209 00:08:08,357 --> 00:08:11,403 Mm. What about April Fools' Day? 210 00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:13,275 Dave, are you kidding? That's genius. 211 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:15,495 -DAVE: Right? It is clever. -It's so clever. 212 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:18,715 -4/1. -But will people think it's real? 213 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:21,326 -Yes. -They'll press play and they'll know it's real. 214 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:23,111 All right, it is smart. 215 00:08:23,154 --> 00:08:24,808 Good, well, how about-- why don't we just pencil it in? 216 00:08:24,852 --> 00:08:26,810 -No, put it in pen. -[Tessa laughs] 217 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:28,377 Done. 218 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:30,292 -DAVE: I like it. -I love it. 219 00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:32,729 -We'll do 4/1. Perfect. -[Mike coughs] 220 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:38,213 [sighs] Do ants have souls? 221 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:40,955 I think all animals have souls. 222 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:44,219 Yeah, but an ant's not an animal, it's an insect. 223 00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:46,308 Insects are animals. 224 00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:50,660 They eat, breathe, have intentions, social groups. 225 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:52,967 What do you think a soul is? 226 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:57,232 So, a fish... 227 00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:59,364 is an animal. 228 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:02,803 It's not a fish. 229 00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:05,457 A fish is most definitely an animal. 230 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:08,678 A lamb is an animal. 231 00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:12,552 -A chop. -We're not gonna list animals right now. 232 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:14,075 All right. 233 00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:18,253 How are you and Ally getting to this Elz thing tonight? 234 00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:19,646 -I'd love to... -I'm... 235 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:21,778 ...get in sync about arrival and... 236 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:23,475 It... 237 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:26,957 [exhales] You don't even have a soul. 238 00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:28,611 I can't lie, I'm pretty jacked up about the whole thing. 239 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,613 I'm been thinking about it all day, 240 00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,136 really playing out how it's gonna go. 241 00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:33,877 It's been so long since I've seen her and... 242 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:36,488 you know, emotions are gonna be running high. 243 00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:39,535 -Does she know about my new house? -Yeah. 244 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,538 [exhales] I-I feel like I might cry 245 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,540 when I see her, and not because of any romantic feelings, 246 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,629 but mostly because of what she means 247 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,849 -in terms of my old life. -Okay, I'm gonna say something controversial. 248 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,633 Okay. 249 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:53,593 Have you considered that maybe you shouldn't see Ally? 250 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:56,291 Ever? I should just never see Ally for the rest of my life? 251 00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:59,250 You're not trying to get back together with her, right? 252 00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:01,688 No, but she's, like, one of my best friends of all time. 253 00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:03,690 I don't want to just lose that forever. 254 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,866 Well, how do you know Ally wants that? 255 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:08,259 Did she say something to you? Is she not coming tonight? 256 00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:10,479 No, I honestly haven't talked to her. 257 00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:12,307 I thought you were giving her space. 258 00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:14,352 Why is the ball always in her court? 259 00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:16,180 It's in both your courts, but demanding 260 00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:18,618 a friendship from her doesn't make you a good friend. 261 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:19,923 What do you mean? I'm the guy who's, like, 262 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,664 fighting to keep the friendship alive. 263 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,448 I'm the only one, like, trying to salvage this thing. 264 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:25,755 Look, if she's, like, totally fine with neither of us 265 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:27,670 being in each other's lives for the rest of our life, 266 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,280 she's not who I thought she was. 267 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:30,978 -[tires screech] -EMMA: Oh, shit. -Whoa. Jesus. 268 00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,066 Shit. 269 00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:34,111 Learn how to drive, bitch! 270 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,854 This motherfucker... 271 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,073 What are you doing? 272 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:41,597 What are you doing? Hey. Hey! 273 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,425 What are you doing? 274 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:44,905 ♪ 275 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,864 Oh, my God, I'm gonna fucking kill you. 276 00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:52,303 Hey! 277 00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:54,218 [panting] 278 00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:56,220 Fuck you. 279 00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,919 [scoffs] Fuck you. 280 00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:07,231 [panting] 281 00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:15,457 What just happened? 282 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,807 I'm not a bad driver. 283 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:23,595 Okay. No need to get all schizoid, right? 284 00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:26,468 Where were we? 285 00:11:26,511 --> 00:11:30,037 I think you were telling me how I should be conducting myself. 286 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,695 ♪ 287 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,280 ♪ 288 00:11:58,456 --> 00:12:00,676 [laughter] 289 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,679 DAVE: I like what I like. I don't know what to tell you. 290 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,290 -When I have sex, like, I like... -Uh-huh? 291 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,770 You know what I mean? Like, I'll rub my mound, 292 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,990 you know, however... 293 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:11,905 Oh, my God. 294 00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,907 Benny, you have to bring this guy around more often. 295 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,517 No, seriously. I'm obsessed with him. 296 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,866 -Oh. -BENNY: How could I not? 297 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:19,260 This guy's the next Jason Momoa. 298 00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:21,262 However, I literally haven't had sex in four and a half months, 299 00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:22,698 strictly out of fear. 300 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,308 -Oh, my God. -Wow. 301 00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:26,006 Yeah. Not since my ex-girlfriend, unfortunately. 302 00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:28,008 The pros never outweigh the cons. 303 00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,966 -Mm. -So many things can go wrong, so... 304 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,360 I mean, orgasm, is it really worth, like, a whole year 305 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:33,840 of, like, thought and debate? 306 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:36,059 What are you afraid of? STDs? 307 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,453 Yeah. I'm a pretty fear-based man. 308 00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,063 -Oh. -Um... 309 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:41,543 It's just kind of a scary world out there. 310 00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:42,762 You don't know who's who. 311 00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,328 -Right. -So I kind of just 312 00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:45,982 -do my own thing and... -BENNY: No, no, no. 313 00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:48,202 This guy literally has a thing called a "Autoblow." 314 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,247 It's, like, a box with a motor in it. 315 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,858 It goes like... [sucking sounds] 316 00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,860 And he takes his hard cock and just shoves it in 317 00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:56,036 -and... [sucking sounds] it sucks your dick. -Yeah. 318 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,254 It's called the Autoblow. 319 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,778 So this is for sucking? 320 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,823 Yeah. Like, I, uh, at home, 321 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:03,783 I, like, kind of borderline have reinvented masturbation. 322 00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:05,523 I have all types of gear, machinery. 323 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,090 I don't know what it is about machines. 324 00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,091 BENNY: All right, let's get out of here. 325 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:09,136 We got to make this movie. 326 00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:10,528 -Leave right now? -Yeah. 327 00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:11,834 I-I don't like to miss the previews. 328 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:12,835 -I want to get snacks. -All right. 329 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,358 I am getting a bit pruney. 330 00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:17,057 Okay. All right. 331 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,189 Have fun. See you next time. 332 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,887 -Dave? -Hmm? 333 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,236 I've literally never seen Kendall 334 00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:23,759 laugh like that in my entire life. 335 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,327 Oh. Great, that's cool. 336 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:27,807 Yeah. Like, I-I actually think 337 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,634 you could probably hook up with her. 338 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,288 Swear to God? 339 00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,681 Stop. Really? 340 00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:35,423 [laughs]: No. 341 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:38,426 Kendall, he thinks he could hook up with you. 342 00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,558 [laughs]: What? I love you, but no. 343 00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:42,865 DAVE: Oh. I didn't... 344 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:45,128 I love you, too. 345 00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:51,569 -♪ -[humming melancholy tune] 346 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,495 [humming continues] 347 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:18,858 [sighs] I can't remember the last time I went out. 348 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,033 [scoffs] Well, you out here, man, 349 00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:21,208 and these hos is full-fledged, bro. 350 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:22,774 You a famous rapper, top-tier. 351 00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:24,994 You better get you one of these baddies, bro. 352 00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:26,909 -This the spot? -Yeah. 353 00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:30,347 -Do people still grind? -People grinding every day, bro. 354 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,523 Just get one more hit before we go in, 'cause I can't drink. 355 00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,221 -I'm on Accutane. -[scoffs] Man. 356 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:38,921 [strained]: It's cherrying. 357 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,576 -It's that good. -Yeah. Uh, David Burd? 358 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,665 It's just Kush. 359 00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:46,842 [spits] 360 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,670 It's just... 361 00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,585 ♪ What are you doing? Uh♪ 362 00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,413 ♪ Run up on me, what you doing? Uh♪ 363 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:55,285 ♪ Uh, I just be shooting, uh, I know...♪ 364 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:57,287 What's Elz's last name for the tab? 365 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,247 Gorganzola. 366 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:02,205 [muttering]: Gorganzola, Gorganzola. 367 00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:04,904 Yeah, it's Gorganzola. 368 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,862 ♪ Yeah, Blatt, yeah, Glatt♪ 369 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,951 ♪ I got these racks on me, me♪ 370 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,953 ♪ Your bitch want fuck on me...♪ 371 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,520 You know, you can just ask to... 372 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,435 To be cool. 373 00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:16,176 Ask what? 374 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:19,396 Is that not what-- I'm sorry, I-I'm, uh, 375 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,920 a rapper, I thought you were... 376 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,226 I misunderstood the whole thing. Sorry. I'm sorry. 377 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:27,796 It's all good, bro. We like to stay positive around here. 378 00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:30,059 -Yeah. -♪ You niggas despise♪ 379 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:32,105 ♪ I'm high, if I jump and I run I could glide♪ 380 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,368 ♪ I walk in this bitch with the glick by my side...♪ 381 00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:35,717 She's dealing with the homies, and doing 382 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:36,979 what she fucking wants to do. 383 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,589 Bro, her boyfriend's outside the bus, 384 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:41,027 -and she was like... -My soldier back from war! 385 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,637 Like this, and so he's like, 386 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,682 mad as fuck outside, yelling at everybody. 387 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,467 This motherfucker comes and knocks on the tour bus 388 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,469 and he's yelling like, "Where's my fucking girlfriend? 389 00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:50,558 Where's my girlfriend?" Pulls out a knife-- 390 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,125 like one of those real butterfly knives, 391 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,822 where you press the button and it shoots out-- 392 00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,432 and he throws the fucking knife, he puts his fists up. 393 00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:56,738 You know we brought Scoot with us to Norway, like... 394 00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,218 -Scoot Loco? Yeah. -Scoot was there? 395 00:15:58,261 --> 00:16:00,046 -Exactly. -Snoop? 396 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:01,308 No, no, no, the homie Scoot. 397 00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,831 I met Snoop Dogg pretty recently. 398 00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:05,442 -Okay. Crazy. -DAVE: Such a iconic... 399 00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,053 You know, I'm trying to explain to her, like, 400 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,619 "Your boyfriend just got fucking knocked down. 401 00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,882 Come on, bro. What am I supposed to do?" 402 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,580 So I turned to him, I'm like, "Go deal with it." 403 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,495 Boom. Scoot knocks him out immediately. 404 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,323 -[laughter] -Is there food here? 405 00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,151 I'm in the middle of a story. 406 00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,022 Oh, rea-- I thought it ended when the guy got knocked out. 407 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,372 -No, no, no. No. -Crested narratively. 408 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:23,895 All the sudden the girl comes outside the bus... 409 00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,680 I'm Dave, by the way. He hasn't introduced us. 410 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:28,509 It's good to meet you. I apologize for... 411 00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,032 -KYLE: Nice to meet you, bro. Yeah. -You, too, man. 412 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,468 Lakers are my second favorite team. 413 00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:32,687 Who's first? 414 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,863 Sixers. Fuck you. I'm just kidding. 415 00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,517 Second favorite. But I like you, I like your game. 416 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,822 I like the way you carry yourself on the court. 417 00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,085 You're gorgeous. 418 00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,131 [laughter] 419 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:46,048 -Yeah. -Okay. So when he leaves, 420 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,094 I'm like, "Bro, this motherfucker is trippin'." 421 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,968 ♪ We on the X, we on the codeine...♪ 422 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,666 Hey, yo, can I get an Absolut and soda? 423 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,365 -Such a weird vibe here. -What are you talking about? 424 00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,802 I just seen a guy in a corner buying art off an iPad. 425 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:03,109 Like, next-level shit. Elz is going Hollywood. 426 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:06,025 Can you feel the body acne through my shirt? 427 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:10,029 You definitely got the mumps, bro. 428 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,031 I don't have the fucking mumps. 429 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:15,251 ♪ He gonna lose his last breath, racks on my baby...♪ 430 00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,123 Well, thank God Ally ain't here, man, 431 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,081 'cause you discombobulated, in a daze. 432 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,127 That's not how you bag a bitch, bro. 433 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,911 I'm not trying to bag a bitch, Gata, 434 00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:26,045 I'm trying to be friends with a bitch, again. 435 00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,220 You know? 436 00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,135 Like, she's my fucking ex... 437 00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,137 She's an important... Hey! 438 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,443 All that condensation is smacking me in the face 439 00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:34,923 when you shake it like that. It's like... 440 00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:37,839 You're not making it for James Bond. 441 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,841 DAVE: Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 442 00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:43,018 Oh, she's here. She's here. I'm gonna position myself. 443 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,976 ♪ I'm on the X, I'm on the codeine♪ 444 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:48,458 ♪ I'm on the X, I'm on the codeine♪ 445 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:51,635 ♪ I'm on the X, I'm on the codeine♪ 446 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:55,117 ♪ I'm on the X, I'm on the codeine♪ 447 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:58,425 ♪ We on the X, we on the codeine♪ 448 00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:01,167 ♪ We on the X, we on the codeine♪ 449 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,168 ♪ We on the X...♪ 450 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,386 Where's Ally? 451 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:04,605 She's not here. 452 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,694 Really? 453 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,174 Look, I don't know if or when she's coming. 454 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,871 We sort of just missed each other all day. 455 00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:12,047 -Great. -Gata! 456 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,005 -GATA: What's up, Emma? -What's up? 457 00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:15,920 Well, you didn't miss anything here. This place is, like, 458 00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,313 not fun. 459 00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:18,706 I like this spot. 460 00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,099 I'm the one who suggested it to Elz. 461 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,883 -It's low-key. -See? Her and Elz smashed 462 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,928 and they still cool, cordial. 463 00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:27,149 Yo, Guzman! Hey, what's up, nigga? 464 00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,368 What did he just say? 465 00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,152 Are they still serving food? 466 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:31,893 You had sex with Elz? 467 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,330 -[groans] -And I don't even know about it? 468 00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:36,550 And Gata knows about it? You don't even know Gata. 469 00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,552 -It was nothing. -Nothing? 470 00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,293 It sounds like it was everything. It was a home run. 471 00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,469 All the bases were hit. What do you mean, nothing? 472 00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,862 Was it unprotected? 473 00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:47,126 -Did you fuck him raw? -Shut up! Now you see 474 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,128 -why I didn't tell you? -Yeah, probably 'cause 475 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,781 you don't want to look like a hypocrite for saying 476 00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,566 you can't be friends with someone that you sleep with. 477 00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,698 I'm not indulging this, but if I was, I would point out 478 00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:57,310 that my shit with Elz was dumb and awkward, 479 00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:59,312 and you and Ally actually had a real relationship. 480 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,835 It's not one-to-one. 481 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,795 Can you text Ally and ask her ETA for me? 482 00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:07,494 I'm getting food. 483 00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,496 There's no fucking food here. You're wasting your time. 484 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,367 The whole event is mismanaged. 485 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,804 GATA: Y'all gonna win that chip or what? 486 00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,545 I'm trying to come to the game or something. 487 00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,721 ♪ I'm on the X, I'm on the codeine.♪ 488 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,770 No, I love working with him, but nah, nah. 489 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,250 Ye, Ye's not like that. 490 00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:26,339 He wants to see what I come up with. 491 00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:29,516 So I-I've just been staring at this picture he gave me 492 00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:32,649 -of this half-man, half-beast, those are my parameters. -Excuse me, excuse me. 493 00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,869 It's my party. Excuse me. I get to use the bathroom when I want. 494 00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:37,219 -Whoa, time-out. -Shut up, cutie. 495 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,569 Don't touch my back, please. 496 00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,876 -Ow. -Move, move, move. 497 00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,269 -[sighs] -You like to sit down when you pee, 498 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:44,792 you look like a weirdo. 499 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:48,143 [urinating] 500 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,927 At a certain point, we should probably acknowledge 501 00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,973 the fact that you're wearing earrings. 502 00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,757 It's been acknowledged. 503 00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,237 We should also acknowledge the fact that you just sat 504 00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:58,109 on a toilet bare-ass with no seat cover on it. 505 00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:00,721 A seat cover? 506 00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:02,244 Yeah, a seat cover. What is-- What are you saying? 507 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,289 What is a seat-- I don't know, what is that? 508 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,552 Look behind your head, fool. 509 00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,293 The changing babies thing? 510 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,512 That's not for changing babies, bro, that's for your ass. 511 00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:12,602 Well, I didn't see anything glistening on this thing, so... 512 00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,604 -Oh, my God. -[urinal flushes] 513 00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:17,041 How's your little album going? 514 00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:21,350 Great. Uh, my house-- my new house, that I live in, 515 00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:26,094 that's multimillion-- is so good at creativity-causing. 516 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:28,401 I've been waiting for beats for a while, haven't gotten any. 517 00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:30,229 Don't know what's going on with you. 518 00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,578 Did you just stop working? 519 00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,406 [sniffs] No, I been working a lot. 520 00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:36,322 I've just been busy with some projects and stuff. 521 00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:38,541 -Ooh. -Like what? 522 00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:40,630 Things I can't talk about. Damn. 523 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,284 Things you can't talk about? 524 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,678 -Steve Lacy. -Who? 525 00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,941 Steve La-- See? Look, you're just not in on shit. 526 00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:49,204 You're just more, like, surface-level, like 527 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,814 Benny and Damon Power. 528 00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,251 You're one of those people who pulls up to, like, 529 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,730 a concert, you're like, "Yeah, I love..." 530 00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,384 You should probably wipe the cocaine off your nose 531 00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:56,864 before you, like, say anything or do anything else. 532 00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:59,301 And don't worry about me publicizing that useless 533 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,608 information; I'm not tweeting about it. 534 00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:04,698 You're just so salty that Ally's not here. [scoffs] 535 00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:07,788 See you out there, dork. 536 00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:11,226 This guy just did coke in here! 537 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,489 ♪ You wan' book me for a show, I'm charging ten for that♪ 538 00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,926 ♪ Yeah, all that back and forth, we ain't into that♪ 539 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:19,016 ♪ Yeah, if you want some smoke, then we sending that♪ 540 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:21,671 ♪ We got 50s in them Tommy's, I'm Bin Laden♪ 541 00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:22,846 ♪ Bend the corner, hit the block♪ 542 00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:24,108 ♪ We finna trap 'em♪ 543 00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:25,240 ♪ If I die, don't be sad♪ 544 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,198 ♪ Throw a party♪ 545 00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:29,679 ♪ 'Cause my kids, they gonna finish what I started♪ 546 00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:32,160 ♪ Keep me out the loop, no more Internet♪ 547 00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:33,944 ♪ You wan' book me for a show, I'm charging...♪ 548 00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:38,862 Thanks. 549 00:21:43,476 --> 00:21:45,565 [exhales sharply] 550 00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:00,623 [spits] 551 00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:08,936 [laughter] 552 00:22:08,979 --> 00:22:11,634 [indistinct chatter] 553 00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:15,377 You won't even believe what happened. 554 00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:16,857 [continues indistinctly] 555 00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:21,905 ♪ 556 00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:33,308 [indistinct chatter] 557 00:22:39,619 --> 00:22:43,187 ♪ 558 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:56,375 Anybody got a lighter I could use? 559 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:57,724 Lighter? 560 00:22:57,767 --> 00:22:59,073 Little Dicky. 561 00:22:59,116 --> 00:23:01,031 Yeah. Hey, ow! 562 00:23:01,075 --> 00:23:02,642 Jesus Christ. Please. 563 00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:05,296 Oh, shit, you're that rapper. 564 00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:07,908 That had the video that was trending. 565 00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:10,432 -It totally is. -DAVE: How is that a basic question? 566 00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:11,781 There's, like, literally nothing deeper 567 00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:13,087 than someone's biggest fears in life. 568 00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:14,305 What are you talking about? 569 00:23:14,349 --> 00:23:16,307 Fine, um, my parents die, 570 00:23:16,351 --> 00:23:18,614 my career doesn't go how I want it to. 571 00:23:18,658 --> 00:23:21,574 -Um, I don't find love. -Wow. 572 00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:23,314 Oh, actually, you know what, don't even take those off. 573 00:23:23,358 --> 00:23:24,838 -There's, uh, yeah. -Oh. 574 00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:26,579 There's ant poison all over. 575 00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:27,928 Oh, my God. 576 00:23:27,971 --> 00:23:29,320 What is life right now? 577 00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:32,759 -Um, so... -[sighs]: Ah... 578 00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:36,719 This looks a lot like The Chainsmokers' house. 579 00:23:36,763 --> 00:23:38,721 -Cool. -Yeah. Yeah. 580 00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:41,811 They don't even smoke bogues. 581 00:23:41,855 --> 00:23:43,987 -You know? -What-What's a bogue? 582 00:23:44,031 --> 00:23:46,163 You're funny. [laughs] 583 00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:48,601 So, can I get a tour? 584 00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:50,472 Yeah. Uh... 585 00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:52,953 you know, I sit in that chair, often. 586 00:23:52,996 --> 00:23:55,346 And at long last, we have the studio. 587 00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:57,610 Ah. Oh, okay. 588 00:23:57,653 --> 00:23:59,786 We have to take a picture at some point. 589 00:23:59,829 --> 00:24:01,265 Don't let me forget. 590 00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:03,442 -Okay, yeah. -This is so funny. [laughs] 591 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:04,921 [chuckles] 592 00:24:04,965 --> 00:24:08,098 -It's hilarious. -Should we keep drinking? 593 00:24:08,142 --> 00:24:11,101 Uh, I don't know. I feel like we're here, we made it. Like, 594 00:24:11,145 --> 00:24:13,190 do we, you know...? By the way, I'm also... 595 00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:15,323 I didn't drink. I'm... I smoked. 596 00:24:15,366 --> 00:24:17,107 -I'm faded. -Oh. 597 00:24:17,151 --> 00:24:19,109 -Okay, cool. That's fine. -Chicken fingers? 598 00:24:19,153 --> 00:24:21,155 Um, I don't eat animals. 599 00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:22,939 Well, except fish. 600 00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:25,507 Fish is an animal, I learned, I know. 601 00:24:25,551 --> 00:24:26,682 Uh... 602 00:24:26,726 --> 00:24:29,380 But... are you pescatarian? 603 00:24:29,424 --> 00:24:32,209 [laughs]: No. I'm Catholic. 604 00:24:32,253 --> 00:24:33,384 Like... 605 00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:34,777 it's not a religious thing. 606 00:24:34,821 --> 00:24:36,562 I just love animals. 607 00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:38,302 I hate cruelty. 608 00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:40,740 -For sure. -[softly]: Yeah. 609 00:24:40,783 --> 00:24:42,045 [sighs] 610 00:24:42,089 --> 00:24:44,221 Um... 611 00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:47,834 have you ever heard yourself sing in Auto-Tune? 612 00:24:47,877 --> 00:24:49,531 Nope. [laughs] 613 00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:51,185 -Never? -No. 614 00:24:52,099 --> 00:24:55,015 Are you ready for me to change the way that you see the world? 615 00:24:55,058 --> 00:24:57,844 [chuckles]: You think it's gonna change the way I see the world? 616 00:24:57,887 --> 00:24:59,933 Well, not literally, but, you know, it's a phra... 617 00:24:59,976 --> 00:25:01,543 -Here, put this on. -Okay. 618 00:25:01,587 --> 00:25:02,805 -Yeah. -Yeah. 619 00:25:04,764 --> 00:25:06,940 And we are off to the races. 620 00:25:06,983 --> 00:25:10,030 [mid-tempo intro plays] 621 00:25:10,073 --> 00:25:12,075 [Auto-Tune echoing]: ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh♪ 622 00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:13,860 [laughs] 623 00:25:14,861 --> 00:25:16,906 ♪ Sing anything, it'll sound great♪ 624 00:25:17,907 --> 00:25:20,562 [echoing]: What do you want me to talk about? 625 00:25:20,606 --> 00:25:23,565 ♪ Whatever you want, the world is your oyster♪ 626 00:25:23,609 --> 00:25:26,568 ♪ Have it your way♪ 627 00:25:26,612 --> 00:25:28,091 [echoing]: Okay. Um... 628 00:25:28,135 --> 00:25:30,398 This is so weird. 629 00:25:30,441 --> 00:25:32,966 ♪ Say anything♪ 630 00:25:33,009 --> 00:25:35,098 ♪ Anything♪ 631 00:25:35,142 --> 00:25:37,100 -Get it? -[chuckles] I get it. 632 00:25:37,144 --> 00:25:39,189 But, like... 633 00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:41,409 ♪ It'll work so much better if you talk for a while♪ 634 00:25:41,452 --> 00:25:44,107 ♪ And make sentences out of it♪ 635 00:25:44,151 --> 00:25:46,022 ♪ And you go up and down, you know♪ 636 00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:47,850 ♪ I...♪ 637 00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:49,156 -I just don't know what to say. -Just, like, say anything. 638 00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:50,461 ♪ Anything♪ 639 00:25:50,505 --> 00:25:52,028 ♪ Want me to give you a topic?♪ 640 00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:53,682 Yeah, give me a topic. 641 00:25:53,726 --> 00:25:55,379 ♪ Sing about... stocks♪ 642 00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:58,295 -♪ Bonds♪ -♪ Stocks♪ 643 00:25:58,339 --> 00:26:00,167 -♪ Let's just sing about stocks♪ -♪ Bonds♪ 644 00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:02,256 ♪ I mean actually say sentences about them♪ 645 00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:03,605 Okay, um... 646 00:26:03,649 --> 00:26:05,651 I don't know anything about stocks. 647 00:26:05,694 --> 00:26:07,174 [chuckles]: No, I know. 648 00:26:07,217 --> 00:26:09,263 But, like, it's not... You know, anything. 649 00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:11,918 ♪ No, no-no-no, no, no♪ 650 00:26:11,961 --> 00:26:15,530 ♪ No, no-no-no, no, no, no, no♪ 651 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,576 You sound really sexy when you do it. 652 00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:18,751 Thanks. 653 00:26:18,794 --> 00:26:20,143 ♪ You sound, you're♪ 654 00:26:20,187 --> 00:26:21,884 ♪ You are hot, you're hot♪ 655 00:26:21,928 --> 00:26:24,017 -Uh, yeah. -Thanks. 656 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:25,758 Absolutely. 657 00:26:27,063 --> 00:26:30,545 So, is your dick really as weird as they say it is? 658 00:26:31,546 --> 00:26:33,243 What? 659 00:26:33,287 --> 00:26:34,897 Is it? 660 00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:38,597 I want to try it out. 661 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,468 ♪ 662 00:26:40,511 --> 00:26:43,514 -Okay, I'm sorry. -[music stops] 663 00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:45,691 I... um... 664 00:26:45,734 --> 00:26:48,345 I'm sorry, I just have the longest day ever tomorrow, so... 665 00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:51,131 -It's cool. I get it. -All right. Buckle up, okay? 666 00:26:51,174 --> 00:26:53,612 Just 'cause it's a Lyft doesn't mean that it can't, you know, 667 00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:55,309 get into accidents-- it's a normal car. 668 00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:56,745 -Okay. -All right, be safe. 669 00:26:56,789 --> 00:26:59,095 -Bye. -Good to meet you. 670 00:27:00,096 --> 00:27:01,663 [sighs] 671 00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:15,634 ♪ 672 00:27:24,077 --> 00:27:25,078 [beeps] 673 00:27:25,121 --> 00:27:27,384 [rhythmic whirring] 674 00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:36,045 [electronic chime] 675 00:27:39,048 --> 00:27:41,398 [takes deep breath] 676 00:27:41,442 --> 00:27:43,662 ♪ 677 00:27:45,272 --> 00:27:48,710 [woman moaning] 678 00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:04,944 [rhythmic whirring continues] 679 00:28:08,991 --> 00:28:10,689 [woman moaning] 680 00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:14,823 Ah, ah. Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! 681 00:28:14,867 --> 00:28:15,911 [continues yelling] 682 00:28:18,435 --> 00:28:19,654 [body thuds] 683 00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:24,267 CAROLINE: Is your dick really as weird as they say it is? 684 00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:26,356 Dave. 685 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,055 Is it? 686 00:28:29,098 --> 00:28:31,144 I want to try it out. 687 00:28:48,552 --> 00:28:50,641 Do you want to go upstairs? 688 00:28:50,685 --> 00:28:52,643 Duh. 689 00:28:53,644 --> 00:28:55,298 Okay. 690 00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:57,431 Let's go. 691 00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:58,954 All right, come on. 692 00:28:58,998 --> 00:29:00,782 Okay. 693 00:29:08,529 --> 00:29:10,574 ♪ 694 00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:41,649 ♪ 695 00:30:09,503 --> 00:30:10,330 Hi, I'm Lil Dicky. 696 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,856 I have always felt like I was the biggest star on the planet. 697 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:16,423 Uh, you ever pass each other out? 698 00:30:16,466 --> 00:30:17,946 Put your hands on the one person's neck 699 00:30:17,990 --> 00:30:19,905 until you lose oxygen and you black out. 700 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:21,863 So out of context. 701 00:30:23,865 --> 00:30:25,388 You turn the hearts of many people. 702 00:30:25,432 --> 00:30:26,476 Like who? 703 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,783 I'm sorry. I'm very high. 704 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:29,915 MAN 1: You know that white rapper, Lil Dicky? He's growing right now. 705 00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:32,134 He's got... Bad haircut.[MUMBLES] 706 00:30:32,178 --> 00:30:33,353 MAN 2: [OVER PHONE] Horny white boy? 707 00:30:33,396 --> 00:30:34,833 Exactly.No. Yeah. 708 00:30:39,707 --> 00:30:43,406 I'm an addict and I'm an out of control addict. 709 00:30:43,450 --> 00:30:46,018 And what I've learned is, I'm not that healthy. 710 00:30:46,061 --> 00:30:47,846 I wanna talk to people that are open. 711 00:30:47,889 --> 00:30:49,456 I wanna learn about myself, 712 00:30:49,499 --> 00:30:51,023 and that's my intention, right?MAN: Right. 713 00:30:51,066 --> 00:30:52,372 DAVE: It's not going the way I want. 714 00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:00,075 BOTH: Stop yelling at me. Stop yelling at me. 715 00:31:02,425 --> 00:31:03,426 I'm cool with that.