1 00:00:03,568 --> 00:00:05,092 I love you, Dave. 2 00:00:05,135 --> 00:00:06,484 Can you love yourself? 3 00:00:06,528 --> 00:00:07,616 I'm gonna try. 4 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,502 [deep breaths] 5 00:00:27,157 --> 00:00:28,680 I've never been coddled, swaddled or fondled. 6 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:30,073 I've never been coddled, swaddled, or fondled... 7 00:00:30,117 --> 00:00:31,596 Ay, bro, they said they ready for you. 8 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,250 Come on, it's his routine. Let him do it. 9 00:00:33,294 --> 00:00:34,860 I take it back, what? I take it back. Okay. Okay. 10 00:00:34,904 --> 00:00:36,471 Don't be nervous, Dave, everything's gonna be 11 00:00:36,514 --> 00:00:38,081 exactly how it should be because that's what you do. 12 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:39,865 I'm Maria Manzano, Channel 9 News, back to Dave. 13 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:41,563 That part's a little icky, racially. 14 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:43,869 -Thank you, Maria. Thank you, Maria. -[knock on door] 15 00:00:43,913 --> 00:00:45,828 Fuck it. Let's just go. 16 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:49,005 [sighs] 17 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,051 Hey, you know it ain't nothing to be nervous about, right? 18 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:53,096 This is big tycoon status shit right here, man. 19 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:54,532 He's not nervous. Stop saying that. 20 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:56,708 -How can he not be nervous? -He's not. 21 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:58,928 He's ready, he's anxious. He's excited. 22 00:00:58,971 --> 00:01:00,625 Don't be nervous, David, okay? 23 00:01:00,669 --> 00:01:02,236 Millions of people are about to be introduced to you 24 00:01:02,279 --> 00:01:03,715 for the first time; this is exciting. 25 00:01:03,759 --> 00:01:05,935 -You're making it worse. -Okay. 26 00:01:05,978 --> 00:01:07,241 It's just like riding a bike, though. 27 00:01:07,284 --> 00:01:09,025 It's muscle memory. At this point, 28 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,505 you've done this thousands of times, I mean, come on. 29 00:01:10,548 --> 00:01:11,332 Nobody in my family is ever going to die. 30 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:12,855 It's a fact. 31 00:01:12,898 --> 00:01:14,509 Nobody in my family is ever going to die. 32 00:01:14,552 --> 00:01:17,425 It's a fact. Ha. No one's gonna die. 33 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,864 -I love you, Bubba. You're gonna be great. -Shut up. 34 00:01:21,907 --> 00:01:24,780 [announcer speaks indistinctly over P.A.] 35 00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:26,825 [applause] 36 00:01:33,441 --> 00:01:35,573 [speaking Korean] 37 00:01:45,714 --> 00:01:47,150 Korea... 38 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:49,109 [speaking Korean] 39 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:52,808 [weak applause] 40 00:01:52,851 --> 00:01:54,679 Korean Music Awards. Let's go! 41 00:01:54,723 --> 00:01:56,768 [weak applause] 42 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:00,685 And we got BTS in the house. 43 00:02:00,729 --> 00:02:02,470 [loud cheers and applause] 44 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:04,646 There's no BTS. 45 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:08,040 Huh? 46 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:11,174 That... 47 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:13,916 [whispering]: Keep going, please. 48 00:02:13,959 --> 00:02:15,178 [nervous laugh] 49 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:17,485 What the fuck just happened? 50 00:02:17,528 --> 00:02:19,748 -Man, that shit was hard. -I don't think it was. 51 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:21,228 The feed didn't even show the whole thing. 52 00:02:21,271 --> 00:02:22,490 -You're fine. -It wasn't on TV? 53 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:24,056 -No, you're good. -Oh, my God. 54 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:26,146 -What is this? -It's bulgogi, japchae... 55 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:28,060 -What time is it, Dan? -It's 8:00 p.m. 56 00:02:28,104 --> 00:02:30,411 -No, it's not. -Uh, yes, it is. 57 00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:32,239 No, it's not, we're on American time, album mode. 58 00:02:32,282 --> 00:02:34,284 -No jet lag, Dan. -I thought that was a joke. 59 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:36,199 Dan, it's 4:00 a.m. my time right now 60 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:37,766 and you're judging me. That's a joke. 61 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:39,202 -Okay? -Don't trip, bro. 62 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:40,769 You can get us some more weed, intern? 63 00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:42,205 This shit I gandered in ain't gonna last us, bro. 64 00:02:42,249 --> 00:02:43,424 Uh, o-okay. 65 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:45,382 Dave, you want your backpack? 66 00:02:45,426 --> 00:02:47,210 -I prefer you keep it on you. -Okay, yeah. Sure. 67 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:48,733 Please stop presenting me with the food. 68 00:02:48,777 --> 00:02:50,170 -I'm trying to work on my body. -Oh, okay. 69 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:52,781 Dave, we want to-- Hey, I-I want to eat it. 70 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:55,044 -Uh, you hold it. -Oh. 71 00:02:55,087 --> 00:02:56,350 Uh, big news. CL. We've got five minutes of her time 72 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:57,873 down by the loading dock if you want to 73 00:02:57,916 --> 00:02:59,440 -talk to her about tomorrow. -If I want to. 74 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:00,919 No, I'm just gonna wing the first video 75 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:02,443 for my first single off my first album. 76 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:04,184 Okay, well, use that charm on her, all right? 77 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:05,794 -Let's go talk to her. -Okay. 78 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:08,405 Who is CL? What does CL stand for, Corean Lady? 79 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:10,581 -I'm just joking. -Have some fucking respect, Gata. 80 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:12,235 Chae-rin Lee. She's a Korean pop star. 81 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:14,629 When you're big out here, you get every stream. 82 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:16,413 Honestly, CL, I could not have asked for a better guest first. 83 00:03:16,457 --> 00:03:17,849 -You killed it. -Thank you. 84 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:19,938 Change your name to CW, because... 85 00:03:19,982 --> 00:03:21,418 [man speaks Korean] 86 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:24,465 ...I don't see any L's the way I'm looking. 87 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:26,597 Do you know when the song is coming out? 88 00:03:26,641 --> 00:03:28,251 Uh, as soon as me and you make 89 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:29,818 the best music video of all time tomorrow. 90 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:32,255 Uh, by the way, I did do some tweaks to the beat 91 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,649 and a few lyrics, so now I added a drop. 92 00:03:34,692 --> 00:03:36,477 -Okay. -'Cause I want it to go crazy a festivals. 93 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:37,782 -Yeah, yeah, sure. -You know? This is a global song. 94 00:03:37,826 --> 00:03:40,524 So I, it's... [humming melody] 95 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,313 ♪ I just woke up in Korea...♪ 96 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:47,792 [humming] 97 00:03:47,836 --> 00:03:49,403 Oh, I can't believe this. 98 00:03:49,446 --> 00:03:51,927 My one day off just got fully booked. 99 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:53,755 This is crazy. I can't live like this. 100 00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:56,497 Have you ever read the Calvin and Hobbesbook 101 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:57,976 The Days Are Just Packed? 102 00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:59,935 Hmm? 103 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:01,806 Ah, Gata, I don't know if I can do another 16-hour flight. 104 00:04:01,850 --> 00:04:03,373 My back is killing me, man. 105 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:05,114 Bro, you gotta keep the steak sizzling, nigga. 106 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:06,376 Some things just must be done. 107 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:08,160 Or I gotta stretch more. 108 00:04:08,204 --> 00:04:10,728 Look at CL's manager. Look at how he squats. 109 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:12,164 He gets so low to the ground, it's like his butthole 110 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:13,383 can touch the earth. 111 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:15,255 Why you watching another man squat? 112 00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:16,560 Because I'm impressed. 113 00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:18,258 You talking about how low he getting? 114 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:19,868 -Yeah, that's impressive. -You about to blow my high, bro. 115 00:04:19,911 --> 00:04:21,217 I'm about to bend the corner and get faded, bro. 116 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,263 You always sayin' some funny shit, bro. 117 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:26,048 CL: You know what, you're lucky your finishing 118 00:04:26,091 --> 00:04:27,702 your album right now, 'cause that's the only time 119 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:32,097 I ever get to be in one place all by myself. 120 00:04:32,141 --> 00:04:34,535 I mean, for me, making an album has been, like, 121 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:36,580 psychological, uh, chaos. 122 00:04:36,624 --> 00:04:39,366 You know, you only get one first impression, and this is 123 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:41,237 my debut, so it's like it's got to be so smart, 124 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,500 so good at rapping, so poignant, 125 00:04:43,544 --> 00:04:44,762 like, so reinventive. 126 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:46,590 So-- So play me something. 127 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:48,940 Not my thing. 128 00:04:48,984 --> 00:04:51,378 You know, I wouldn't even play anything for Obama, who's... 129 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:53,858 Come on, you have to play it for your management 130 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:55,207 or your label. 131 00:04:55,251 --> 00:04:57,122 [chuckles]: Those people are actually 132 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:58,820 the last people on the face of the Earth 133 00:04:58,863 --> 00:05:00,822 -I would ever play my music for. -Buddy, what up? -Oh. 134 00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:03,085 Time to go. It's way too late. 135 00:05:03,128 --> 00:05:05,348 Jae, did you know about this change? 136 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:08,308 -I needed a day off. -[speaking Korean] 137 00:05:16,141 --> 00:05:18,796 I'm so out of the loop... 138 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,711 ...on the language. Can I get a selfie? 139 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:22,322 Make it quick, please. 140 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:25,368 -Okay. -She needs her rest. 141 00:05:25,412 --> 00:05:28,153 Wow. Okay. Uh... 142 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:29,851 All right. 143 00:05:29,894 --> 00:05:32,506 Iconic on three. One, two, three, 144 00:05:32,549 --> 00:05:33,507 BOTH: Iconic. 145 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:34,725 Yeah. 146 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:37,206 -We look great. -Okay, gotta go. 147 00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:39,556 -All right. Uh, take care. -Bye, Dave. 148 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,167 -You too. -Bye. I'll see you tomorrow. 149 00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:43,778 [car starts] 150 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:46,911 Damn, bro, she look like Iron woman, nigga. That's crazy. 151 00:05:46,955 --> 00:05:48,478 You in your Mr. Miyagi bag right now, bro. 152 00:05:48,522 --> 00:05:49,958 You see what the fuck I do? 153 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:52,221 International gander, bro. That's crazy. 154 00:05:52,264 --> 00:05:54,397 -You see what I'm doing? -She look like a Korean Beyoncé, nigga. 155 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:57,661 -[laughter] -I'll see you guys tomorrow. 156 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:01,056 [exhales sharply] 157 00:06:09,325 --> 00:06:11,371 ♪ 158 00:06:25,863 --> 00:06:27,909 ♪ 159 00:06:46,318 --> 00:06:48,364 ♪ 160 00:06:51,933 --> 00:06:53,717 [muffled screaming] 161 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:06,600 [exhales] 162 00:07:08,993 --> 00:07:12,170 [whispering]: Come on, CL. Fuckin' like the picture. 163 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:14,477 Like the picture. 164 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:17,872 Fuckin' like it, CL, just like the picture. 165 00:07:17,915 --> 00:07:19,482 A'ight, G, you know what the deal is. 166 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:21,136 International Gata out here in Korea. 167 00:07:21,179 --> 00:07:22,920 This the type of shit your bitch like. 168 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:25,314 Fuckin' exchange rate. Wonton soup. 169 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:26,402 All I do is won. 170 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:29,405 This room is plush! 171 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,582 Man, this room is weak as hell. 172 00:07:32,626 --> 00:07:34,192 These beds smaller than my uncle's, 173 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:35,367 and he in the pen, man. 174 00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:37,239 Oh. Sorry about your uncle. 175 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:39,894 Hey, it's all good, we don't want him out and about. 176 00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:41,809 But this room is weak, man. 177 00:07:41,852 --> 00:07:43,375 -I thought it'd be more player than this. -I know, Gata. 178 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:44,464 But we're all gonna be sleeping on the floor 179 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:46,030 if this shit doesn't sell. 180 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:48,859 Hey, is Dave always this tense? 181 00:07:48,903 --> 00:07:51,862 -He's not as funny as I thought he'd be. -Yeah, man. 182 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:53,516 I mean, I love the guy, but you know, 183 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,083 he's putting the finishing touches on his album, 184 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:56,824 so he's just going nonstop. 185 00:07:56,867 --> 00:07:58,478 You know, you're seeing him at his worst. 186 00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:00,392 I know you feel like you're eating the most shit, 187 00:08:00,436 --> 00:08:02,960 but trust me, we're all getting our taste, too. 188 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:05,485 He, Dan, how many Black people in Korea, bro? 189 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:07,138 I need to know the answer. 190 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:09,532 Uh, I'm not sure. I-I was born here, 191 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:10,925 but I grew up in Pomona. 192 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:12,796 And I bet you there's way less redheads 193 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,450 than Black people in Korea. 194 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,278 Here we go again. 195 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:18,062 Dan, don't fall for this shit, intern. 196 00:08:18,106 --> 00:08:20,500 Seriously, bro, go to sleep, get some rest. 197 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:22,153 No, it's real, though. You know that, right, Dan? 198 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:24,721 We're the only race left that it's socially acceptable 199 00:08:24,765 --> 00:08:26,462 to make fun of, to dog on. 200 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,682 You know how many gingers have been erased from history? 201 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:31,032 -Um, no. -Yeah, lots. 202 00:08:31,075 --> 00:08:33,556 Thomas Jefferson, redhead. George Washington, redhead. 203 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,298 -Santa Claus. -Oh, Santa. 204 00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:38,779 You see him with white hair. That's how they paint him. 205 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:40,258 But he had red hair... 206 00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:42,434 -Right. -...in the original drawings. 207 00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:45,002 -He was quite musclebound. -Wow. 208 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:46,700 He didn't have a gut. 209 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:49,050 -Can I go to bed now? -In great sh... What? 210 00:08:49,093 --> 00:08:50,660 Could I go to bed now? 211 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:52,314 -Yeah. Yeah, we have a long day. -Cool. 212 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:53,881 Get to bed right now, Dan. 213 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:55,578 Go to bed. Got stuff to do tomorrow, all right? 214 00:08:58,233 --> 00:08:59,930 DAN: I think you just... 215 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:00,757 -What is it? Oh. -Turn... Turn the thing. There you go. 216 00:09:04,152 --> 00:09:07,634 -[alarm ringing] -♪ I just woke up in Korea.♪ 217 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:09,461 ♪ What's going on across the globe?♪ 218 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:11,289 ♪ L-I-L-D out here in Seoul♪ 219 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:13,596 ♪ I got kimchi, I got it all♪ 220 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,772 ♪ Bulgogi, galbi, sam gyup sal♪ 221 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:17,600 ♪ Gimbop that ass on the wall♪ 222 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,689 ♪ Back home, aw, lil dick was small♪ 223 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:21,473 ♪ What's poppin'? Korea, what is up?♪ 224 00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:22,953 ♪ Let's drink Soju, get drunk♪ 225 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:25,739 ♪ They love me right now♪ 226 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:28,002 Oh... 227 00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:34,878 ♪ I took a shit in Korea.♪ 228 00:09:34,922 --> 00:09:36,532 ♪ 229 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:43,365 ♪ Ah...♪ 230 00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:46,020 ♪ 231 00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:52,374 Are the details Korean enough? 232 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:55,333 Because optics are so crucial with this video. 233 00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:56,900 You know, we're in a fucking race war back home. 234 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:58,249 Everything matters, you know? 235 00:09:58,293 --> 00:09:59,773 W... well, you... 236 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:01,992 you are taking a shit in downtown Seoul. 237 00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:03,124 So... 238 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,647 Dan... [exhales] 239 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:05,909 Why are you weighing in on creative? 240 00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:07,302 Translate. 241 00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:08,738 Be algorithmic. Please. 242 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,348 I have a real Korean man right in front of me 243 00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:11,654 that I came all the way out here for. 244 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:12,829 -Dude. Okay. Okay. -He's a director. 245 00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:14,701 -Check. -And by the way, I did-- 246 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:15,702 Just so you know, I did a lot of research coming into this. 247 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:16,833 Right, yeah. 248 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:17,965 It's like, I already know 249 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:18,966 that when a Korean baby's born, 250 00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:20,315 it's one, instantaneously. 251 00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:21,664 Did you know that? 252 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,318 -Yeah. Yeah. -You knew that. 253 00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:24,667 Did you know that 90% of the world's consumable seaweed 254 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:25,886 comes from Korea? 255 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,931 I didn't know that. No. 256 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,193 Hmm. 257 00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:31,413 [speaking Korean] 258 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:33,067 No, the seaweed. 259 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,068 -Tell him about... -Oh. 260 00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,330 [speaking Korean] 261 00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:36,679 Could-- 262 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:37,941 can we actually check out the set? 263 00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,290 -I have, I have a few notes. -Oh. 264 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:40,988 What made you want to do a K-pop song? 265 00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:42,685 Oh, my God. How could you not make a K-pop song 266 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:43,817 in today's era? Are you kidding? 267 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:44,905 Every single video 268 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:45,949 that comes out of this country 269 00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:47,255 gets, like, what? 270 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:48,996 Five million billion views in a day? 271 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:50,345 It's the best idea I've ever had. 272 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:51,433 It's a fucking cheat code. 273 00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:52,652 These fans affect, like, 274 00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:54,088 global elections in politics. 275 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:56,003 I expect our video to get 276 00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:57,613 300 million views in the first day, 277 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,441 especially I'm being, like, funny. 278 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:01,269 Like-- Being funny is gonna be like being Elvis out here. 279 00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:03,401 But... I think that's, like, 280 00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,012 -an American tool? -Yeah. Aniyo. 281 00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:06,753 Aniyo.What? 282 00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:07,971 DAN: Aniyo. 283 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,669 -Aniyo. -Yeah. 284 00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,105 Hey, can this whole thing get, like, a little bigger? 285 00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:13,324 Like more circ and pompinstance? 286 00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:15,936 Like... I just feel like we're really limiting the scope of... 287 00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:17,546 -Big. Big. -Big, yes. 288 00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:19,504 -Action. -That would be great, 289 00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:20,854 -if you could do that, yeah. -Yes, yes. 290 00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:22,507 It needs, like, more scope. 291 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,118 [speaking Korean] 292 00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:25,815 Oh, this is what CL's gonna wear. 293 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,730 Great. This seems, like, 294 00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,776 all-encompassing, full-service Asian garb, right? 295 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:32,126 -"Asian garb"? -Yeah, like... 296 00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:34,737 in the sense that it would reach all the lands. 297 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:37,609 And-- 'Cause, ideally, if I could have it my way, 298 00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:39,002 we would really pick off all the nations. 299 00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:40,482 China, Japan, 300 00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:42,963 like, Iran, Persia, Sunnis, Shiites. 301 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:45,052 Everybody in the whole fucking region, 302 00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:47,619 all the lands, if they could buy into this, that would be huge. 303 00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:49,665 From a population and, like, a view, like... 304 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,928 Just the analytics. 305 00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:53,582 Can you just go get the ketchup 306 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,105 -that I asked you for? For my... -Yeah. 307 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,541 Thank you. 308 00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:57,847 -My packets are in my backpack. -Yeah. 309 00:11:57,891 --> 00:11:59,153 Where is my backpack, by the way? 310 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,807 -Um... -I thought it was always 311 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:01,677 -supposed to be on your body, Dan. -Sorry. 312 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,809 Oh, my God. 313 00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,245 -Okay? -Yeah, yeah. Good. 314 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:05,768 -Oh, okay. -Hey, Mike, where is she? 315 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,335 I don't know. 316 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:08,162 I've left her manager, like, four voice mails. 317 00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:09,598 This is insane. 318 00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:11,643 No ETA? We have no idea where she is? 319 00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:12,949 I have no idea. I can't get ahold of anybody. 320 00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:14,429 We have to start shooting her scenes, 321 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:16,170 otherwise we're gonna be going into overtime. 322 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:17,780 -Like, now. -Okay, can you control your stress? 323 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,129 Because when you get stressed, I get stressed. 324 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,478 I am controlling. This is me controlling 325 00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:21,958 -my stress. -Really? That's crazy. 326 00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:23,351 -Thank you. I'll do my job. -DAVE: Thank you. 327 00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:24,526 Gata, do you have any more of that weed? 328 00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:26,136 -I'd love to smoke. -Bro, 329 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,529 they big trippin' out here. I tried smokin' earlier. 330 00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:28,617 Bro, they flipped out on me, bro. 331 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:29,966 This is not L.A. 332 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,794 This shit's super illegal out here, bro. 333 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,709 But thank God I got to blow some last night by the car, man. 334 00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,668 By the car? 335 00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:38,322 Wait. 336 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,281 GATA: I'm blowing bud regardless, nigga. Fuck 12. 337 00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:41,717 MIKE: Hey, hey. We talked about that. 338 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,023 No "fuck 12." 339 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,546 -Just "some 12." -GATA: Yeah, that's true. 340 00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,114 DAN: Whoa. 341 00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:48,115 She can't be in a picture with weed. 342 00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:50,117 You got to delete that. 343 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,858 Why wouldn't you warn me about this? 344 00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,250 I didn't know you posted it. 345 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,905 You don't follow me? 346 00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:57,385 No, I-I didn't. 347 00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:58,647 It keeps going to voice mail. 348 00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,736 Okay? So... What do we do now? 349 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,259 Well, I think it's 'cause 350 00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:02,956 she's in this fucking picture with Weed Man. 351 00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,087 No. Weed's not-- 352 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,349 Is that-- is it a big deal here? 353 00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:07,221 Kind of is, yeah. 354 00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,092 -MIKE: Okay. -Fuck! 355 00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:10,572 What if we-- Can we shoot this without her? Is that even... 356 00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:12,313 Without her? She's a Korean pop artist. 357 00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:14,837 You can't do a K-pop song without a K-pop artist. Like... 358 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,491 -MIKE: Okay... -We leave tomorrow. 359 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:17,579 MIKE: Okay, I understand we leave tomorrow. 360 00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:18,667 All right? Well, our budget's 361 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:19,711 -on fire, Dave. -Yeah. 362 00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,322 I'm not sitting here and waiting 363 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:22,758 for them to just come and hope it happens, okay? 364 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,629 We have to, like, proactively go to them. 365 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:27,371 So, find an address of where her manager works or something. 366 00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:28,546 You want to go to the office? 367 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,070 I want to do something 368 00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,462 so we can maybe fucking salvage this thing. 369 00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:32,637 -Okay, I'll find the... -Yeah, let's go. 370 00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:34,117 -I'll find the office. -Please. 371 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,075 Gata, come on, we're going. Yeah. Let's go. 372 00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,903 W-Wait, should I come? 373 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,601 Nah, Dan, I learned Korean when you were getting ketchup. 374 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,518 [train rumbling] 375 00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:45,607 ♪ 376 00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:58,185 [sighs] 377 00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:01,231 Hey. What are we gonna do to smooth this thing over? 378 00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,798 Do people come, like, bearing gifts, 379 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:03,973 -or, like-- Ah, how can we... -MIKE: Gifts? 380 00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:05,496 N-- That's, like, 381 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:06,976 the last thing we should be worried about. 382 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,499 I've been reading this article. 383 00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:11,328 Apparently, like, K-pop is super, super dark, man. 384 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:12,939 The managers control all the aspects of their lives. 385 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,984 They tell them what they can wear, what they can eat. 386 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:16,377 Crazy number of suicides. 387 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,118 So what are you saying? 388 00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:19,902 That the manager is not letting her come to our shoot 389 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,773 because he saw the picture? Is that what you're saying? 390 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,166 I think it goes way beyond that, Dave. 391 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:25,299 This whole thing seems to be run by... 392 00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:27,910 [quietly]: ...the Korean mob. 393 00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:31,958 Listen-- Fuck. Is that why she was acting 394 00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,263 so weird around that guy? 395 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,264 Like, she was so tense. 396 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,353 I know. 397 00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:38,921 [groans] 398 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,618 Fuck. 399 00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:41,924 Yeah. 400 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,060 I got sucked last night. 401 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:49,018 What? 402 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,324 You got sucked? 403 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:51,847 Girl was crazy. Like, top dollar. 404 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,022 She blew my socks off, bro. 405 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,545 I'm talkin' 'bout drenched me down. 406 00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:55,807 Where? 407 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,070 GATA: In the room. 408 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,289 In the-- in the hotel? Room? 409 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,464 In the 'telly, man. 410 00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:01,857 It was haunting. 411 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,685 -GATA: Haunting? -You saw? 412 00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,034 Yeah, bro, I was gonna, like, rearrange your bed and all that, 413 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,296 but I didn't want to wake you up. 414 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,428 MIKE: Very considerate, Gata. 415 00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,343 [men speaking loudly in Korean] 416 00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,564 -What? Whoa, whoa, stop. What are you doing? -[speaking Korean] 417 00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,915 -[Dan shouts in Korean] -Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 418 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,481 -What are you saying? -What are you doing? 419 00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,309 Why-why are you taking him? What-what'd he do? 420 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,183 Yo. 421 00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:25,315 What the fuck was that? 422 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,013 We-we got to get off at the next stop. 423 00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:27,970 -Hey, gotta be about the weed. -DAVE: Well, hold on. 424 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,015 If this is a Mafia thing, 425 00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:30,451 I'm not doing anything about it. 426 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:31,887 We're getting off at the next stop, dude. 427 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,193 I've had dinner with his mother, all right? 428 00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,977 I'm not getting off at the next stop. 429 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,501 -We have to get CL, so we can... -He has your backpack, bro. 430 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,547 With your laptop. 431 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,027 He has your backpack? 432 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,596 Tell me you backed it up. 433 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:50,514 Tell me you backed up the album, dude. 434 00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:52,081 No. [sighs] 435 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,735 No? 436 00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:55,563 DAVE: I don't make duplicates. 437 00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:57,043 For the hackers. 438 00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:58,479 We're getting off at the next stop. 439 00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:00,611 We have to get Dan and your fucking laptop. 440 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,354 Fuck! 441 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,271 -[shouting] -Gata, thank God you got this video. 442 00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:09,577 This is insane. 443 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:10,839 Come on, Mike, I'm from the hood. 444 00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:12,275 Filming the cops is automatic, man. 445 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,450 Hello? Yeah, it's Dave. From the shoot. 446 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:14,930 -Uh... -[woman speaking Korean] 447 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,453 Woof, I need someone that speaks English. 448 00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:19,239 Do you know-- do you know who these people are? 449 00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:20,283 -DAVE: Yes, it's... -They took our friend. 450 00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:21,719 [speaking Korean] 451 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,591 Okay, need it translated, then. 452 00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:26,028 CL might not be coming, so we need a contingency plan 453 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,899 if she does not come. Okay? 454 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:30,380 -Bye-bye CL, potentially. -How do you say "police" in Korean? 455 00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:32,556 -The director. The... -Take me to-- Take me... 456 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,342 Just need to talk to somebody who can speak English, please. 457 00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:36,821 Man, this shit giving me anxiety, bro. 458 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,040 DAVE: CL might not be coming. 459 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,172 Hey, use Find My Mac, bro. 460 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,043 The laptop in the backpack 461 00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,305 -is gonna tell you where it's at. -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 462 00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:43,785 Dave, give me your, um, your iCloud. 463 00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,091 Use the password document that I told you... 464 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,614 I don't have the password document, 465 00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,224 otherwise I wouldn't be asking you for it. 466 00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,617 Well, I mean, I don't know what you want from me. 467 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,532 Open up your phone and give it to me. 468 00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:53,012 I'm on the fucking phone trying to save this video right now. 469 00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,535 That is not what's important right now, Dave. 470 00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,232 -So give me your fucking phone. -[groans] 471 00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:57,625 [driver speaking Korean] 472 00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:58,930 Man, y'all got me fucked up. 473 00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,019 I'm trying to enjoy myself out here. 474 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,107 Gata, you think I give a fuck 475 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,499 about you having fun right now? 476 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:03,805 There's so many bigger fish to fry. 477 00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,328 Does this seatbelt work, sir, or no? 478 00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:06,808 -Does the seatbelt work, man? -Okay. Okay. 479 00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,505 Can you take us here? To this? Yes? 480 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,290 Does this seatbelt... 481 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,769 [speaking Korean] 482 00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:14,076 [overlapping arguing] 483 00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,254 [tires screech] 484 00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,300 [horn honking] 485 00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:23,303 [speaking Korean] 486 00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:29,657 [rustles] 487 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,446 Th-- What did he do? 488 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:39,101 -[speaks Korean] -MIKE: Yeah. 489 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:42,104 What was he doing, that-that guy? Huh? 490 00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:02,472 -[rattling] -[Dave exhales] 491 00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:06,476 Uh... f... uh... 492 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,565 Could you give us fresh air? 493 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,046 I had farted. 494 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,613 So... 495 00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:14,441 [horns honking outside] 496 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,664 Thanks. 497 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:25,104 [indistinct chatter] 498 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,018 [speaking Korean] 499 00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:37,333 Is he ratting us out right now? 500 00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:38,856 I don't know. Hope not. 501 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,423 [driver continues speaking Korean] 502 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:41,903 Give me the weed right now. I'm gonna throw it 503 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,513 -out the window. -No, are you crazy? 504 00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:44,819 Bro, I ain't trying to get ASAP Rocky'd in Korea. 505 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,342 I'm-a put this in my sock. 506 00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:47,430 No, don't put it in your sock. Give me the weed; 507 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:48,779 I'll throw it out the window. 508 00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,651 Don't put it in your fucking sock. 509 00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:51,695 -I ain't trippin'. -Do not put it in your sock, Gata. 510 00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,088 What are you doing? Don't-- 511 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:53,697 -Give me the fucking... -[knocking] 512 00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:59,964 What your friend look like? 513 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:03,881 Uh... 514 00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:06,841 You know... 515 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:09,278 H-He's... 516 00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:13,456 A-- He's-- Facially, 517 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,502 he's an Asian man. 518 00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:17,243 Stiff, black hair. 519 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:19,419 GATA: He has a lot of ketchup packets in his pockets. 520 00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,203 -DAVE: Skin... -His name is Dan. 521 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,291 -Dan is his name. -Dan? 522 00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,206 DAVE: Tan, uh, exterior. 523 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,468 MIKE: American Korean. 524 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,078 Come with me. 525 00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,341 [heavy door closes] 526 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,173 ♪ 527 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,265 Did you know that 90% of the world's renewable seaweed 528 00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:40,962 comes from Korea? 529 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,748 C-Consumable seaweed. 530 00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:58,284 Oh, yes. 531 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,286 Thank God you're here. 532 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:02,070 Can you guys please call my parents? 533 00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:03,898 Dan, what the fuck is going on? 534 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,247 Okay, so you know how I lived here, 535 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:06,770 till, like, I was five years old? 536 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,033 Yeah. 537 00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:10,557 Okay, so, 538 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,646 Korea has this policy where, if you're a man 539 00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:14,561 and you're born here, you have to serve, like, 540 00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:16,432 two years in the Korean Army. 541 00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,173 Regardless of how long you lived here. 542 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,914 -That's insane. -And my papers came up 543 00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:22,090 at the train station, they saw me... 544 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,787 They think I'm dodging the military. 545 00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,617 I... You're not, are... 546 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:29,140 You're not, right? 547 00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,317 I didn't know about the fucking policy, Mike. 548 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,406 -MIKE: Okay. -Or else I wouldn't have come on this dumb fucking trip! 549 00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:35,495 -Okay. -All right, I-I might not be able to leave 550 00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:37,540 for two years, dude. Two fucking years. 551 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,281 Damn, you on your Nelson Mandela shit, boy. 552 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:40,978 They need to make a movie about this shit. 553 00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:43,111 I might have to join the fucking army. 554 00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:45,287 -Yeah, that's very... It's a pretty serious thing... -MIKE: Okay. 555 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,942 -...that's happening. -We'll make a call. Just relax. 556 00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:50,031 I just want to go home, man. All right? 557 00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:51,859 Me, too, bruh. This shit is crazy. 558 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:57,212 MIKE: Dan, I'm gonna get the legal ball rolling. 559 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,693 -[speaks Korean] -It's fine. It's okay. 560 00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:03,131 Dan, we need the backpack. 561 00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:07,440 I-- Look, I know it's crazy. We need the laptop, Dan. 562 00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:10,269 Please, I-I'm begging you. Please, 563 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,835 -ask him about it. -He's more important. 564 00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:13,924 It's important. I know, I'm sorry, but please. 565 00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:16,318 -GATA: We need that. -We shouldn't be talking about this right now. 566 00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,015 -The guy's in fucking jail, man. No. -MIKE: No, we should. 567 00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:20,017 -DAVE: It's not the right time. -[speaking Korean] 568 00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:27,373 [speaking Korean] 569 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:29,113 -[sighs] -MIKE: What is that? 570 00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:31,377 It's confiscated till I'm released. 571 00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:32,856 GATA: Man, tell these fools we tryin' to make an album. 572 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:35,119 -Our livelihood is at stake. -Relax. 573 00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:36,904 -No, no, shut up, Dave. -Just take account of the situation right now. 574 00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:38,732 -No, you fucking realize where you are. -No, shut up. 575 00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:40,342 That's everything we've worked for, okay? No, we need that. 576 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,865 -We need that. -Do you know what hip-hop is? 577 00:21:41,909 --> 00:21:42,997 -It's an American art. -[shouting in Korean] 578 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,128 -Relax. -Hey, hey, hey. 579 00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:45,042 Don't piss him off, dude. Okay? 580 00:21:45,086 --> 00:21:46,392 Just call my parents! 581 00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:48,394 Just calm down. Calm the fuck down. 582 00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:50,134 -MIKE: You calm the fuck down, Dave. -DAVE: No, you're not. 583 00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:51,962 -[dog barks] -MIKE: Just say we-- Dan, please. 584 00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:53,312 If you would just tell him, give us the bag and we'll leave... 585 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,356 Hey, fuck you, you fucking asshole! 586 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,010 All right? The world doesn't 587 00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:57,620 revolve around you guys, okay?! 588 00:21:57,664 --> 00:21:59,361 You are the one that should be in jail for making 589 00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,102 that offensive fucking video in the first place! 590 00:22:01,145 --> 00:22:02,973 And I don't even like your fucking music, all right? 591 00:22:03,017 --> 00:22:04,758 I applied for, like, 12 other fucking internships! 592 00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:06,499 Man, the laptop ain't even got shit to do with him, bro. 593 00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:07,804 [all shouting] 594 00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:11,547 [overlapping shouting] 595 00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:15,290 There's nothing on the laptop! There's nothing on the laptop. 596 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,987 Relax. 597 00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:18,380 What are you...? What the fuck are you talking about? 598 00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:20,164 I don't have any other music, okay? 599 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:22,515 I've been making it all up. I have writer's block and... 600 00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:25,474 I-I don't know, I can't fucking make songs. 601 00:22:25,518 --> 00:22:27,824 I've been lying... 602 00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:29,870 and pretending. 603 00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:34,265 There's no... album. 604 00:22:37,181 --> 00:22:39,183 [quietly]: Whoa. 605 00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:41,272 [speaking Korean] 606 00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:49,150 [officers chuckling] 607 00:22:50,194 --> 00:22:51,848 What'd he say? 608 00:22:51,892 --> 00:22:53,546 Just get out of here, man. 609 00:22:53,589 --> 00:22:55,504 And call my fucking parents. 610 00:22:55,548 --> 00:22:57,550 I'm sorry. 611 00:22:59,116 --> 00:23:00,466 DAVE: We'll get you out. 612 00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:01,815 Fucking idiot. 613 00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:07,124 ♪ 614 00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:13,914 I can't believe I put all my eggs into that fucking basket. 615 00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:17,439 You buggin', bro. This basket the best thing I got going, bro. 616 00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:19,310 Plus LD to go, bro. 617 00:23:19,354 --> 00:23:21,095 Niggas where I'm from ain't supposed to make it to Korea. 618 00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:35,501 Hey. You good, bro? 619 00:23:36,545 --> 00:23:39,330 Not really, if I'm being honest. 620 00:23:39,374 --> 00:23:41,898 Why didn't you just tell us, Dave? 621 00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:47,077 I don't know, it's fucking embarrassing. 622 00:23:47,121 --> 00:23:48,775 It's, like, I've been working on it forever 623 00:23:48,818 --> 00:23:51,255 and I just can't make songs. 624 00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:56,696 Do you have one song done? 625 00:23:58,219 --> 00:24:00,526 All I have is Korea. 626 00:24:04,138 --> 00:24:06,053 Well, look, you know, where I'm from, 627 00:24:06,096 --> 00:24:09,404 motherfuckas ain't supposed to make it... to Korea. 628 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:10,884 [snickers] 629 00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:12,929 We ruined CL's life for sure, but... 630 00:24:12,973 --> 00:24:15,236 we-we got a job to do. 631 00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:17,630 And I know I didn't take a 13-hour flight, bro, 632 00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:19,806 from South Central L.A. just to see you sit here and look sad, 633 00:24:19,849 --> 00:24:21,285 bro. Come on, you better get in your bag, bro. 634 00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:23,070 Shoot a video, blow this shit up. 635 00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:24,941 You know what I'm sayin'? You want to be a legend 636 00:24:24,985 --> 00:24:26,639 or you want to live like a peasant? 637 00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:33,515 All right. 638 00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:35,561 [distant siren wailing] 639 00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:38,128 GATA: Man, I feel like we've soaked up a lot over here, man. 640 00:24:38,172 --> 00:24:40,087 -Oh, yeah, like what? -Just the culture, the food, 641 00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:42,002 -the bitches, it's different. -Yeah. Different country. -CL. CL. 642 00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:43,656 -CL's here. -CL's here? 643 00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:46,180 -Yes. We hurry. She very upset. -Where is she? 644 00:24:46,223 --> 00:24:48,922 [man speaking Korean] 645 00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:53,448 What the... Fuck. No. 646 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,885 No! Fuck, fuck. Stop, stop, stop, stop. CL, stop! Stop! 647 00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:57,974 Don't do it! Stop! Listen to me! 648 00:24:58,018 --> 00:24:59,193 I know what you're going through! 649 00:24:59,236 --> 00:25:00,716 I'm an artist! 650 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,413 I know what it's like to be under pressure! 651 00:25:02,457 --> 00:25:05,155 Look! Look at me, right now! I'm spending my entire 652 00:25:05,199 --> 00:25:07,767 music video budget for the whole year on a K-pop song 653 00:25:07,810 --> 00:25:10,421 and you know what? I don't even listen to K-pop. 654 00:25:10,465 --> 00:25:14,904 If I'm being honest about it, I'm that desperate to succeed! 655 00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:17,037 Okay, I know your manager controls your life. 656 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,562 I understand, but I can help you! I'm American. 657 00:25:20,606 --> 00:25:21,998 You have my voice now. 658 00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:24,479 We can do this together, just come down... 659 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,176 -[screams] -No! 660 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,789 -[thuds] -[people gasping] 661 00:25:29,832 --> 00:25:31,442 [man speaking Korean] 662 00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:33,967 [indistinct chatter] 663 00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:36,665 Big action! Huh? 664 00:25:36,709 --> 00:25:39,015 CL, you scared the shit out of me. 665 00:25:39,059 --> 00:25:40,843 -My God. -Uh, Dave, 666 00:25:40,887 --> 00:25:42,628 who are you talking to? 667 00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:44,847 MIKE: That's a stunt double. 668 00:25:44,891 --> 00:25:46,370 Oh, man, I got to go sit down. 669 00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:48,198 -This shit tripping me out. -You're here! 670 00:25:48,242 --> 00:25:50,200 Yes! Amazing. I thought you saw this picture with the weed 671 00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:52,202 -and there was this whole thing... -What weed? 672 00:25:52,246 --> 00:25:54,030 -Nothing. Nothing. -No weed. 673 00:25:54,074 --> 00:25:57,512 It is very disrespectful for you to keep us waiting like this. 674 00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,341 -Us keep...? -No. No, you guys were late. We didn't keep you waiting. 675 00:26:00,384 --> 00:26:01,734 You said call time was 8:00 p.m. 676 00:26:01,777 --> 00:26:03,257 I said it... 677 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:09,306 -It was American time. -Mm... 678 00:26:09,350 --> 00:26:11,091 So, Dave, about your speech... 679 00:26:11,134 --> 00:26:13,789 You heard-- you heard everything? 680 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,878 -Yes. -Okay, um, 681 00:26:15,922 --> 00:26:18,751 he told me about this article that was titled 682 00:26:18,794 --> 00:26:20,404 "The Dark Side of K-pop." 683 00:26:20,448 --> 00:26:22,406 I'll let him tell you about... 684 00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:24,017 Yeah, I just, I-I Cliffs Notes it. 685 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:25,714 I think I didn't finish it and it's-- 686 00:26:25,758 --> 00:26:28,325 I think it's from 2016, it's-- I think it was old, so... 687 00:26:28,369 --> 00:26:30,023 Okay, so let me get this straight. 688 00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:32,547 So you come out here to leech off of K-pop's success 689 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:35,550 -for your own good, you're late... -No, no. No. 690 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:36,899 ...and you blamed that on me. 691 00:26:36,943 --> 00:26:38,422 -Mm. -Well... -You broke the law, 692 00:26:38,466 --> 00:26:42,557 and you thought I was committing suicide? 693 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,515 -Uh... -Yes. 694 00:26:44,559 --> 00:26:47,040 -That's a concise summary of what happened, but... -Yeah. 695 00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:49,651 Here's the deal. Your manager was being really 696 00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:52,393 kind of rude to you and there was a tenseness... 697 00:26:52,436 --> 00:26:54,917 First of all, this is my head of security. 698 00:26:54,961 --> 00:26:56,571 -Oh. -And the reason I was tense... 699 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,529 -No. Don't do that. -...was because 700 00:26:58,573 --> 00:27:01,097 I don't want any of you guys wasting my time. 701 00:27:01,141 --> 00:27:02,664 I love K-pop. 702 00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:05,449 I don't want to be a part of you disrespecting it. 703 00:27:05,493 --> 00:27:08,452 No, I'm not disrespecting it. I think I love K-pop, too. 704 00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:10,193 So let's make this video 705 00:27:10,237 --> 00:27:11,978 -together, please... -You know what? 706 00:27:12,021 --> 00:27:15,372 You fucked up... in Korea. 707 00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:16,939 Annyeong. 708 00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:19,202 -MIKE: What's-- What...? -Annyeong. 709 00:27:19,246 --> 00:27:22,510 I'm not married to anything creatively. We could change it. 710 00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:24,599 CL: Whatever! 711 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,733 Now I have nothing. 712 00:27:27,776 --> 00:27:29,082 Yeah. 713 00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:31,780 ♪ I took a shit in Korea♪ 714 00:27:31,824 --> 00:27:33,869 ♪ 715 00:27:35,175 --> 00:27:36,524 ♪ Whoo!♪ 716 00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:40,746 ♪ Ah...♪ 717 00:27:43,052 --> 00:27:44,575 ♪ Ah...♪ 718 00:27:47,013 --> 00:27:48,710 ♪ Whoo!♪ 719 00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:52,932 ♪ Ye-haw♪ 720 00:28:02,593 --> 00:28:03,986 ♪ Whoo, whoo!♪ 721 00:28:18,435 --> 00:28:19,872 ♪ Ah, ah, ah...♪ 722 00:28:21,874 --> 00:28:23,876 ♪ Yes!♪ 723 00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:36,149 Making an album has been like psychological chaos. 724 00:28:36,192 --> 00:28:37,759 [SCREAMS] 725 00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:38,847 It's got to be so smart. 726 00:28:38,891 --> 00:28:39,979 [BEATBOXING] 727 00:28:42,851 --> 00:28:43,896 So poignant. 728 00:28:43,939 --> 00:28:45,288 [LAUGHING]Ooh. 729 00:28:47,073 --> 00:28:48,074 Reinventive. 730 00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:53,035 I'm going to be okay, right? 731 00:28:54,341 --> 00:28:55,385 Yeah.Yes. 732 00:28:55,429 --> 00:28:56,822 He'll be fine.Oh, yeah. 733 00:28:56,865 --> 00:28:57,910 ♪ Hi, I'm Dave 734 00:28:57,953 --> 00:28:59,999 [SCREAMING] 735 00:29:00,042 --> 00:29:02,001 ♪ Who's Dave? ♪ Hi, I'm Dave 736 00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:04,568 [SHOP BELL RINGS] 737 00:29:07,702 --> 00:29:08,703 Do you love what you do? 738 00:29:10,139 --> 00:29:11,488 Eh.[GROANS] 739 00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:17,451 So you've got to ask yourself, "Why am I doing it?" 740 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:19,801 Cut the crap, princess. 741 00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:21,150 Or what? You're gonna shoot me? 742 00:29:21,194 --> 00:29:22,456 Fine!Fine. 743 00:29:23,457 --> 00:29:24,588 Love you, Britt! 744 00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:26,155 [SIGHS]