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(keyboard clicking)

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(popping lips)

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(moans):
Oh...

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yeah.

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"What do people
make songs about?"

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(chanting gibberish)

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♪♪ What, what, what, what,
what, what, what ♪♪

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♪♪ How could you take that?
How could you take that? ♪♪

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(overlapping muttering)

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♪♪ Don't you even
finish this album, yes ♪♪

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♪♪ You're gonna make
everybody impressed ♪♪

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♪♪ Finish this album, yes,
you're gonna make every... ♪♪

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(instrumental beat playing)

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(coughs)

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(hacks)

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The fuck...?

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‐Righty‐tighty, righty‐tighty...
‐(sniffles)

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♪♪ What shall I rap about? ♪♪

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♪♪ What shall
I rap about? ♪♪

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‐♪♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh... ♪♪
‐Ow.

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(stammering)

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How the fuck does this work?

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♪♪ Ooh, yeah ♪♪

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♪♪ So you want to play
with me... ♪♪

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‐Okay, rhyme...
‐(muffled rapping)

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♪♪ And if I don't want to get a
love lust said what I could ♪♪

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♪♪ Get a‐‐ ra‐ra‐‐
get it how I get it ♪♪

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♪♪ On the shot when you ain't
really get it how I get it ♪♪

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♪♪ Shoulda, woulda, coulda, what
I shoulda, woulda, coulda ♪♪

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♪♪ And I shoulda, woulda, coulda,
and I shoulda but I didn't ♪♪

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♪♪ No, I never seen crap, crap ♪♪

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♪♪ Crap, crap, crap, crap,
crap, crap ♪♪

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♪♪ Let me go to the back,
fuck from the back ♪♪

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♪♪ Hit it from the back,
then mm ♪♪

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♪♪ Hit it from the back,
then, ugh. ♪♪

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That's good.

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♪♪ Ain't never seen no ah ♪♪

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♪♪ Come get a ride with the beat
who ah, ugh ♪♪

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♪♪ I was trying to beat
to ah... ♪♪

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This sucks.

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(rhythmic whirring)

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♪♪ Uh, uh... ♪♪

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Ugh! Ugh!

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(moaning)

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Mike, there are ants everywhere!

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(exhaling)

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‐What?
‐There are ants
all over the place.

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How am I supposed
to make an album

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if there's fucking ants
crawling?

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‐Explain that to me.
‐Ants are distracting you
from making an album?

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‐Yes.
‐Little tiny things
that crawl around

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‐are really ruining
your album‐making?
‐They're on my microphone,

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in my studio,
crawling on the walls.

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(stammers)
Do you see them right here?

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‐Acknowledge it.
‐I‐I see it.
I am acknowledging it.

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I'm also acknowledging
this feels like you got

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too high again.
Is that what this is?

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‐I'm not too high.
‐You are.

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You have cottonmouth,
you're... (smacks lips)

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...you're dry again.
I can hear it.

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‐Give me the vacuum, dude.
I'll do it.
‐Yeah, take it. And‐‐

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‐I'll take care of it.
‐You said you'd clean up
the fucking house.

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‐That never happened, so...
‐That helps. Thank you so much.

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By the way, I'm bringing the
ants up to the new label person.

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‐Sorry.
‐The new label person
gave us this house

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to get away from distractions,

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and now all you're doing
is trying to find distractions.

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Dave, I know making
an album is hard, but...

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Excuse me? What‐what do you know
about making an album?

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‐Just out of curiosity?
‐I know that you don't
have anything.

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Not at all. You've got nothing.

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And the only way
to get something

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‐is to start doing something.
‐I'm trying.

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GATA:
Hey, Dave, you ain't never lied
about this VR porn, bro.

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She getting straight
to the action.

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You don't need to be holding
the remotes. You're in, like‐‐

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‐There's nothing‐‐
Are your hands white?
‐Yeah. Why?

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‐Why not?
‐MIKE: Because
of systemic racism.

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‐This is what I'm talking about.
‐What do you mean?

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$1,900 last week
on sex paraphernalia

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‐instead of making an album.
‐Thank God

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‐I have these machines.
I'm not dating.
‐Oh, shit!

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Imagine if I was dating someone
right now and spending money

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and going on dates, like,
that's so time‐consuming.

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This is a net savings on time.
I have to cream, don't I?

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You have to cream? Can you cream
a little bit less, then?

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(scoffs)

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‐I love you, Gata.
‐I'm over here just
twisting nips, bro.

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I see.

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(FaceTime ringing)

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‐Elz.
‐ELZ: What's good?

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Didn't you have
a pretty bad ant problem

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at your place at La Brea?

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Oh, my God, I wish.
I had crickets.

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‐They were the worst.
‐What city are you in right now?

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‐Is it Copenhagen?
‐Bro, I'm in L. A. right now.

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I'm in L. A.
I'm just walking my dog.

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You're back in L. A.?

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‐Yeah.
‐How long have you been back?

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‐A week.
‐A week?

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And you didn't even
tell me about it?

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I mean, I don't know,
w‐was I supposed to?

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That's so weird that you'd not
tell me when you came back.

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I think it's weirder for you
to think that it's weird

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that I didn't tell you
that I got back home.

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‐Okay.
‐But I'm just trying
to catch my bearings.

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I'm having a thing tonight,
though, if you're around.

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Me and the homies are gonna
throw a little shindig.

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So, let me ask you this.

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If I didn't call you right now,
would I have even gotten

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a secondhand invitation
to this thing?

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Dude, I just started
thinking about this

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and just started hitting people
up about it, so relax.

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Is Ally going?

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‐(laughs)
‐By the way,
I don't care if she is,

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I just have to know
those things.

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Dude, you're so weird.
What if she is there? Whatever.

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I texted her about it,
but, like,

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don't be weird about her coming
if she comes, though.

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Shut up. Text me the info.

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‐All right, weirdo.
‐I love you. Bye.

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‐(phone chimes)
‐GATA: This shit is crazy.

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‐(Gata whoops)
‐I think I'm gonna
see Ally tonight.

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Oh, my, I think
he's about to ejaculate.

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What did you think was gonna
happen at the end of the porn?

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MIKE:
I'm gonna talk about Korea,
you can mention the ants,

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but, uh, can you not tell them
where you are musically?

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DAVE:
This isn't about the ants, okay?
This is about setting a tone.

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There's a new person
we're talking to.

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Okay, well, do you realize
your pant is coated in mud?

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I wouldn't say it's coated,
but yeah, I had to deal

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with all the ants and I tripped
in mud, Mike, sue me.

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Okay. I'm not gonna sue you,
but it sounds like

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‐you had time to change.
‐TESSA (laughs): Mike and Dave.

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‐Tessa.
‐So great to meet
you guys in person.

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‐DAVE: Hello. How are you?
‐Welcome.
‐It's great to see you.

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‐Hey. Oh... Hey.
‐(both laugh)

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‐Uh...
‐So good to put a name
to that, there‐‐ to your face.

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‐Sure, well, follow me.
‐Okay.

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TESSA:
Dave, I hear you
are a Perrier man.

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I am.
You did your research, huh?

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Yeah. We got a file on you.

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It's great that you're a woman,
by the way. That's dope.

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‐Thanks.
‐Uh, but let's talk
about a few things.

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The main thing is that our house
is totally overrun by ants.

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‐What?
‐And it's disgusting.

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‐Completely unacceptable.
‐Oh, my God, Dave,

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I couldn't agree more.
That's gross.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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That's not the only reason
we're here, obviously.

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Oh, no, no, no. Please. Your
house is infested with pests.

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We'll take care of it
right away.

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Can you hold tight
for a second or should

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we be talking relocation?

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‐How bad is it?
‐It's not bad.

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The important thing
is that you're identifying it

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‐as a problem. Thank you.
‐Yeah.

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You should also be aware that we
can't be incurred for any costs

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that come with poisoning
the insectoids or...

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‐Oh, no, we got, we got that.
‐Okay.

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That's on us, for sure.

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Because our budget
is already pencil‐dick thin.

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‐So...
‐MIKE: Yeah, speaking of
the budget, some shit went down

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in Korea.
(chuckles)

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Uh, the‐‐ uh,
I've been reaching out

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to the State Department as well
as multiple insurance companies.

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‐Our intern Dan‐‐
who is safe, by the way...
‐Mm.

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...is working a desk job,
he's been militarized.

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‐(clears throat)
‐Oh.

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I think it'll be good for him,
to tap in...

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You know,
we can talk about Korea later.

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I was thinking today would be
the perfect opportunity

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to finally set
that release date.

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‐Release date?
‐MIKE: I don't think we're‐‐

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I don't think today's
the day we're actually gonna

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commit to something, though,
unfortunately.

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(Dave chuckles, stammers)

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I‐I can't see myself committing
to anything of the sort.

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Look, I get it.
I do, but, you know,

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once you settle on a date,
that helps us unlock

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what we can do for you.

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‐Mm‐hmm.
‐You know, the marketing,
the promos,

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avoiding other releases,
and dates get snapped up, quick.

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‐Yeah. Yeah.
‐But, you know, just, whatever
you're comfortable with.

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A‐And I get it.
I used to be a marketing guy.

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I think about these things
all the time.

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‐I sit at home and I think.
‐Mm‐hmm.

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I have, like, things written
down, all over the room,

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‐written.
‐Love that.

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What if we released
my album on 9/11?

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‐MIKE: Mm. Hmm.
‐Yeah.

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Honestly, in my humble opinion,
9/11 the date

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should not always
be about 9/11 the attack.

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‐Forever.
‐TESSA: Ooh.
‐Okay, well,

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this 9/11 the date
is the 20th anniversary

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of the 9/11 attack,
so this year it heavily will be.

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Mm. What about April Fools' Day?

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Dave, are you kidding?
That's genius.

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‐DAVE: Right? It is clever.
‐It's so clever.

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‐4/1.
‐But will people think
it's real?

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‐Yes.
‐They'll press play
and they'll know it's real.

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All right, it is smart.

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Good, well, how about‐‐
why don't we just pencil it in?

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‐No, put it in pen.
‐(Tessa laughs)

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Done.

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‐DAVE: I like it.
‐I love it.

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‐We'll do 4/1. Perfect.
‐(Mike coughs)

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(sighs)
Do ants have souls?

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I think all animals have souls.

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Yeah, but an ant's not
an animal, it's an insect.

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Insects are animals.

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They eat, breathe,
have intentions, social groups.

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What do you think a soul is?

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So, a fish...

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is an animal.

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It's not a fish.

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A fish is most definitely
an animal.

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A lamb is an animal.

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‐A chop.
‐We're not gonna list
animals right now.

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All right.

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How are you and Ally getting
to this Elz thing tonight?

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‐I'd love to...
‐I'm...

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...get in sync
about arrival and...

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It...

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(exhales)
You don't even have a soul.

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I can't lie, I'm pretty
jacked up about the whole thing.

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I'm been thinking
about it all day,

229
00:08:56,230 --> 00:08:57,800
really playing out
how it's gonna go.

230
00:08:57,867 --> 00:08:59,604
It's been so long since
I've seen her and...

231
00:08:59,671 --> 00:09:02,075
you know, emotions are gonna
be running high.

232
00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:05,115
‐Does she know
about my new house?
‐Yeah.

233
00:09:05,181 --> 00:09:08,121
(exhales)
I‐I feel like I might cry

234
00:09:08,187 --> 00:09:10,125
when I see her, and not because
of any romantic feelings,

235
00:09:10,191 --> 00:09:12,195
but mostly because
of what she means

236
00:09:12,262 --> 00:09:14,601
‐in terms of my old life.
‐Okay, I'm gonna say
something controversial.

237
00:09:14,667 --> 00:09:16,203
Okay.

238
00:09:16,270 --> 00:09:19,143
Have you considered that maybe
you shouldn't see Ally?

239
00:09:19,209 --> 00:09:21,915
Ever? I should just never see
Ally for the rest of my life?

240
00:09:21,982 --> 00:09:24,888
You're not trying to get back
together with her, right?

241
00:09:24,954 --> 00:09:27,259
No, but she's, like, one
of my best friends of all time.

242
00:09:27,325 --> 00:09:29,463
I don't want to just
lose that forever.

243
00:09:29,531 --> 00:09:31,400
Well, how do you know
Ally wants that?

244
00:09:31,467 --> 00:09:33,906
Did she say something to you?
Is she not coming tonight?

245
00:09:33,972 --> 00:09:36,076
No, I honestly haven't
talked to her.

246
00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,947
I thought you were
giving her space.

247
00:09:38,014 --> 00:09:39,984
Why is the ball
always in her court?

248
00:09:40,051 --> 00:09:41,855
It's in both your courts,
but demanding

249
00:09:41,922 --> 00:09:44,193
a friendship from her
doesn't make you a good friend.

250
00:09:44,259 --> 00:09:45,663
What do you mean?
I'm the guy who's, like,

251
00:09:45,729 --> 00:09:47,265
fighting to keep
the friendship alive.

252
00:09:47,332 --> 00:09:49,069
I'm the only one, like,
trying to salvage this thing.

253
00:09:49,136 --> 00:09:51,340
Look, if she's, like, totally
fine with neither of us

254
00:09:51,407 --> 00:09:53,444
being in each other's lives
for the rest of our life,

255
00:09:53,512 --> 00:09:54,914
she's not who I thought she was.

256
00:09:54,981 --> 00:09:56,885
‐(tires screech)
‐EMMA: Oh, shit.
‐Whoa. Jesus.

257
00:09:56,952 --> 00:09:57,753
Shit.

258
00:09:57,820 --> 00:10:00,058
Learn how to drive, bitch!

259
00:10:01,695 --> 00:10:03,599
This motherfucker...

260
00:10:03,665 --> 00:10:04,767
What are you doing?

261
00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:07,372
What are you doing?
Hey. Hey!

262
00:10:07,439 --> 00:10:09,243
What are you doing?

263
00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:10,646
♪♪ ♪♪

264
00:10:10,713 --> 00:10:13,886
Oh, my God, I'm gonna
fucking kill you.

265
00:10:16,691 --> 00:10:18,161
Hey!

266
00:10:18,227 --> 00:10:20,098
(panting)

267
00:10:20,165 --> 00:10:21,902
Fuck you.

268
00:10:21,968 --> 00:10:24,908
(scoffs)
Fuck you.

269
00:10:31,086 --> 00:10:33,157
(panting)

270
00:10:39,002 --> 00:10:41,273
What just happened?

271
00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:43,846
I'm not a bad driver.

272
00:10:44,781 --> 00:10:49,657
Okay. No need to get
all schizoid, right?

273
00:10:50,425 --> 00:10:52,095
Where were we?

274
00:10:52,162 --> 00:10:56,036
I think you were telling me how
I should be conducting myself.

275
00:11:01,515 --> 00:11:03,819
♪♪ ♪♪

276
00:11:22,222 --> 00:11:24,259
♪♪ ♪♪

277
00:11:26,363 --> 00:11:28,334
(laughter)

278
00:11:28,401 --> 00:11:31,307
DAVE:
I like what I like.
I don't know what to tell you.

279
00:11:31,373 --> 00:11:34,012
‐When I have sex,
like, I like...
‐Uh‐huh?

280
00:11:34,079 --> 00:11:35,583
You know what I mean?
Like, I'll rub my mound,

281
00:11:35,649 --> 00:11:37,787
you know, however...

282
00:11:37,853 --> 00:11:39,524
Oh, my God.

283
00:11:39,591 --> 00:11:41,728
Benny, you have to bring
this guy around more often.

284
00:11:41,795 --> 00:11:43,197
No, seriously.
I'm obsessed with him.

285
00:11:43,264 --> 00:11:44,667
‐Oh.
‐BENNY: How could I not?

286
00:11:44,734 --> 00:11:47,005
This guy's the next Jason Momoa.

287
00:11:47,072 --> 00:11:48,976
However, I literally haven't had
sex in four and a half months,

288
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,512
strictly out of fear.

289
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:52,015
‐Oh, my God.
‐Wow.

290
00:11:52,082 --> 00:11:53,819
Yeah. Not since my
ex‐girlfriend, unfortunately.

291
00:11:53,885 --> 00:11:55,623
The pros never
outweigh the cons.

292
00:11:55,689 --> 00:11:57,593
‐Mm.
‐So many things
can go wrong, so...

293
00:11:57,660 --> 00:12:00,098
I mean, orgasm, is it really
worth, like, a whole year

294
00:12:00,164 --> 00:12:01,701
of, like, thought and debate?

295
00:12:01,768 --> 00:12:03,872
What are you afraid of? STDs?

296
00:12:03,939 --> 00:12:06,343
Yeah. I'm a pretty
fear‐based man.

297
00:12:06,410 --> 00:12:07,847
‐Oh.
‐Um...

298
00:12:07,914 --> 00:12:09,416
It's just kind of
a scary world out there.

299
00:12:09,483 --> 00:12:10,586
You don't know who's who.

300
00:12:10,653 --> 00:12:12,055
‐Right.
‐So I kind of just

301
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:13,592
‐do my own thing and...
‐BENNY: No, no, no.

302
00:12:13,659 --> 00:12:15,930
This guy literally has a thing
called a "Autoblow."

303
00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:17,967
It's, like, a box
with a motor in it.

304
00:12:18,034 --> 00:12:19,503
It goes like...
(sucking sounds)

305
00:12:19,570 --> 00:12:21,508
And he takes his hard cock
and just shoves it in

306
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,845
‐and... (sucking sounds)
it sucks your dick.
‐Yeah.

307
00:12:23,912 --> 00:12:25,014
It's called the Autoblow.

308
00:12:25,081 --> 00:12:26,584
So this is for sucking?

309
00:12:26,651 --> 00:12:28,454
Yeah. Like, I, uh, at home,

310
00:12:28,522 --> 00:12:31,628
I, like, kind of borderline have
reinvented masturbation.

311
00:12:31,695 --> 00:12:33,230
I have all types of gear,
machinery.

312
00:12:33,297 --> 00:12:34,901
I don't know
what it is about machines.

313
00:12:34,968 --> 00:12:35,903
BENNY:
All right,
let's get out of here.

314
00:12:35,970 --> 00:12:36,938
We got to make this movie.

315
00:12:37,005 --> 00:12:38,240
‐Leave right now?
‐Yeah.

316
00:12:38,307 --> 00:12:39,677
I‐I don't like to miss
the previews.

317
00:12:39,744 --> 00:12:40,679
‐I want to get snacks.
‐All right.

318
00:12:40,746 --> 00:12:42,282
I am getting a bit pruney.

319
00:12:42,349 --> 00:12:44,854
Okay. All right.

320
00:12:44,921 --> 00:12:46,958
Have fun. See you next time.

321
00:12:47,025 --> 00:12:48,729
‐Dave?
‐Hmm?

322
00:12:48,795 --> 00:12:49,964
I've literally
never seen Kendall

323
00:12:50,031 --> 00:12:51,601
laugh like that
in my entire life.

324
00:12:51,668 --> 00:12:54,039
Oh. Great, that's cool.

325
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,643
Yeah. Like, I‐I actually think

326
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,513
you could probably
hook up with her.

327
00:12:57,580 --> 00:12:59,249
Swear to God?

328
00:12:59,316 --> 00:13:00,819
Stop. Really?

329
00:13:01,588 --> 00:13:03,157
(laughs):
No.

330
00:13:03,224 --> 00:13:06,163
Kendall, he thinks
he could hook up with you.

331
00:13:06,230 --> 00:13:08,267
(laughs):
What? I love you, but no.

332
00:13:08,334 --> 00:13:10,706
DAVE:
Oh. I didn't...

333
00:13:10,773 --> 00:13:13,177
I love you, too.

334
00:13:17,252 --> 00:13:19,489
‐♪♪ ♪♪
‐(humming melancholy tune)

335
00:13:30,411 --> 00:13:32,482
(humming continues)

336
00:13:45,642 --> 00:13:47,847
(sighs) I can't remember
the last time I went out.

337
00:13:47,913 --> 00:13:49,884
(scoffs)
Well, you out here, man,

338
00:13:49,951 --> 00:13:50,986
and these hos
is full‐fledged, bro.

339
00:13:51,053 --> 00:13:52,455
You a famous rapper, top‐tier.

340
00:13:52,523 --> 00:13:54,827
You better get you
one of these baddies, bro.

341
00:13:54,894 --> 00:13:56,598
‐This the spot?
‐Yeah.

342
00:13:56,664 --> 00:13:59,904
‐Do people still grind?
‐People grinding every day, bro.

343
00:13:59,971 --> 00:14:02,242
Just get one more hit before
we go in, 'cause I can't drink.

344
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,279
‐I'm on Accutane.
‐(scoffs) Man.

345
00:14:07,252 --> 00:14:08,789
(strained):
It's cherrying.

346
00:14:08,855 --> 00:14:11,493
‐It's that good.
‐Yeah. Uh, David Burd?

347
00:14:11,561 --> 00:14:13,865
It's just Kush.

348
00:14:15,301 --> 00:14:16,704
(spits)

349
00:14:16,771 --> 00:14:18,407
It's just...

350
00:14:18,474 --> 00:14:20,311
♪♪ What are you doing? Uh ♪♪

351
00:14:20,378 --> 00:14:22,182
♪♪ Run up on me,
what you doing? Uh ♪♪

352
00:14:22,248 --> 00:14:25,054
♪♪ Uh, I just be shooting, uh,
I know... ♪♪

353
00:14:25,121 --> 00:14:27,325
What's Elz's last name
for the tab?

354
00:14:28,628 --> 00:14:30,064
Gorganzola.

355
00:14:30,131 --> 00:14:32,001
(muttering):
Gorganzola, Gorganzola.

356
00:14:32,068 --> 00:14:34,774
Yeah, it's Gorganzola.

357
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,511
♪♪ Yeah, Blatt, yeah, Glatt ♪♪

358
00:14:36,578 --> 00:14:38,615
♪♪ I got these racks on me, me ♪♪

359
00:14:38,682 --> 00:14:40,853
♪♪ Your bitch want
fuck on me... ♪♪

360
00:14:40,919 --> 00:14:42,455
You know, you can just ask to...

361
00:14:42,523 --> 00:14:44,392
To be cool.

362
00:14:44,459 --> 00:14:46,029
Ask what?

363
00:14:46,096 --> 00:14:49,202
Is that not what‐‐
I'm sorry, I‐I'm, uh,

364
00:14:49,269 --> 00:14:50,606
a rapper, I thought you were...

365
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,877
I misunderstood the whole thing.
Sorry. I'm sorry.

366
00:14:52,943 --> 00:14:57,485
It's all good, bro. We like
to stay positive around here.

367
00:14:57,553 --> 00:14:59,724
‐Yeah.
‐♪♪ You niggas despise ♪♪

368
00:14:59,791 --> 00:15:01,761
♪♪ I'm high, if I jump
and I run I could glide ♪♪

369
00:15:01,828 --> 00:15:04,132
♪♪ I walk in this bitch
with the glick by my side... ♪♪

370
00:15:04,199 --> 00:15:05,636
She's dealing with the homies,
and doing

371
00:15:05,702 --> 00:15:06,838
what she fucking wants to do.

372
00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:08,307
Bro, her boyfriend's
outside the bus,

373
00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:10,879
‐and she was like...
‐My soldier back from war!

374
00:15:10,946 --> 00:15:12,382
Like this, and so he's like,

375
00:15:12,449 --> 00:15:14,386
mad as fuck outside,
yelling at everybody.

376
00:15:14,453 --> 00:15:16,223
This motherfucker comes
and knocks on the tour bus

377
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,260
and he's yelling like,
"Where's my fucking girlfriend?

378
00:15:18,327 --> 00:15:20,298
Where's my girlfriend?"
Pulls out a knife‐‐

379
00:15:20,364 --> 00:15:21,768
like one of those real
butterfly knives,

380
00:15:21,835 --> 00:15:23,538
where you press the button
and it shoots out‐‐

381
00:15:23,605 --> 00:15:25,241
and he throws the fucking knife,
he puts his fists up.

382
00:15:25,308 --> 00:15:26,443
You know we brought Scoot
with us to Norway, like...

383
00:15:26,511 --> 00:15:28,047
‐Scoot Loco? Yeah.
‐Scoot was there?

384
00:15:28,114 --> 00:15:29,884
‐Exactly.
‐Snoop?

385
00:15:29,951 --> 00:15:31,086
No, no, no, the homie Scoot.

386
00:15:31,153 --> 00:15:32,489
I met Snoop Dogg
pretty recently.

387
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:35,228
‐Okay. Crazy.
‐DAVE: Such a iconic...

388
00:15:35,294 --> 00:15:36,698
You know, I'm trying
to explain to her, like,

389
00:15:36,764 --> 00:15:38,367
"Your boyfriend just got
fucking knocked down.

390
00:15:38,434 --> 00:15:40,539
Come on, bro.
What am I supposed to do?"

391
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,342
So I turned to him, I'm like,
"Go deal with it."

392
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:44,246
Boom. Scoot knocks him out
immediately.

393
00:15:44,312 --> 00:15:46,116
‐(laughter)
‐Is there food here?

394
00:15:46,183 --> 00:15:47,820
I'm in the middle of a story.

395
00:15:47,887 --> 00:15:49,891
Oh, rea‐‐ I thought it ended
when the guy got knocked out.

396
00:15:49,957 --> 00:15:52,195
‐No, no, no. No.
‐Crested narratively.

397
00:15:52,262 --> 00:15:53,565
All the sudden the girl
comes outside the bus...

398
00:15:53,632 --> 00:15:55,401
I'm Dave, by the way.
He hasn't introduced us.

399
00:15:55,468 --> 00:15:58,274
It's good to meet you.
I apologize for...

400
00:15:58,340 --> 00:15:59,877
‐KYLE: Nice to meet you,
bro. Yeah.
‐You, too, man.

401
00:15:59,944 --> 00:16:01,413
Lakers are my second
favorite team.

402
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:02,415
Who's first?

403
00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:04,554
Sixers. Fuck you.
I'm just kidding.

404
00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:06,290
Second favorite. But I like you,
I like your game.

405
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:07,693
I like the way you carry
yourself on the court.

406
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,229
You're gorgeous.

407
00:16:10,699 --> 00:16:12,235
(laughter)

408
00:16:13,037 --> 00:16:15,676
‐Yeah.
‐Okay. So when he leaves,

409
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:18,247
I'm like, "Bro, this
motherfucker is trippin'."

410
00:16:19,817 --> 00:16:22,656
♪♪ We on the X,
we on the codeine... ♪♪

411
00:16:22,723 --> 00:16:25,428
Hey, yo, can I get
an Absolut and soda?

412
00:16:25,494 --> 00:16:27,967
‐Such a weird vibe here.
‐What are you talking about?

413
00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:30,539
I just seen a guy in a corner
buying art off an iPad.

414
00:16:30,606 --> 00:16:32,977
Like, next‐level shit.
Elz is going Hollywood.

415
00:16:33,043 --> 00:16:36,149
Can you feel the body acne
through my shirt?

416
00:16:37,352 --> 00:16:39,891
You definitely got
the mumps, bro.

417
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,694
I don't have the fucking mumps.

418
00:16:41,761 --> 00:16:45,101
♪♪ He gonna lose his last breath,
racks on my baby... ♪♪

419
00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:47,005
Well, thank God
Ally ain't here, man,

420
00:16:47,071 --> 00:16:48,975
'cause you discombobulated,
in a daze.

421
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,979
That's not how
you bag a bitch, bro.

422
00:16:51,046 --> 00:16:52,583
I'm not trying
to bag a bitch, Gata,

423
00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:55,889
I'm trying to be friends
with a bitch, again.

424
00:16:55,956 --> 00:16:57,091
You know?

425
00:16:57,158 --> 00:16:58,995
Like, she's my fucking ex...

426
00:16:59,062 --> 00:17:00,832
She's an important... Hey!

427
00:17:00,899 --> 00:17:03,270
All that condensation
is smacking me in the face

428
00:17:03,337 --> 00:17:04,640
when you shake it
like that. It's like...

429
00:17:04,707 --> 00:17:07,513
You're not making it
for James Bond.

430
00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:09,550
DAVE:
Oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.

431
00:17:09,617 --> 00:17:12,656
Oh, she's here. She's here.
I'm gonna position myself.

432
00:17:12,723 --> 00:17:14,660
♪♪ I'm on the X,
I'm on the codeine ♪♪

433
00:17:14,727 --> 00:17:18,267
♪♪ I'm on the X, I'm on
the codeine ♪♪

434
00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:21,406
♪♪ I'm on the X,
I'm on the codeine ♪♪

435
00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:24,780
♪♪ I'm on the X, I'm on
the codeine ♪♪

436
00:17:24,847 --> 00:17:28,254
♪♪ We on the X,
we on the codeine ♪♪

437
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:31,059
♪♪ We on the X, we on
the codeine ♪♪

438
00:17:31,126 --> 00:17:32,061
♪♪ We on the X... ♪♪

439
00:17:32,128 --> 00:17:33,230
Where's Ally?

440
00:17:33,297 --> 00:17:34,567
She's not here.

441
00:17:34,634 --> 00:17:36,470
Really?

442
00:17:36,537 --> 00:17:37,840
Look, I don't know
if or when she's coming.

443
00:17:37,907 --> 00:17:39,777
We sort of just missed
each other all day.

444
00:17:39,844 --> 00:17:41,681
‐Great.
‐Gata!

445
00:17:41,748 --> 00:17:43,652
‐GATA: What's up, Emma?
‐What's up?

446
00:17:43,718 --> 00:17:45,789
Well, you didn't miss anything
here. This place is, like,

447
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,158
not fun.

448
00:17:47,225 --> 00:17:48,427
I like this spot.

449
00:17:48,494 --> 00:17:49,730
I'm the one who suggested it
to Elz.

450
00:17:49,797 --> 00:17:51,801
‐It's low‐key.
‐See? Her and Elz smashed

451
00:17:51,868 --> 00:17:53,638
and they still cool, cordial.

452
00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:57,045
Yo, Guzman!
Hey, what's up, nigga?

453
00:17:57,111 --> 00:17:58,180
What did he just say?

454
00:17:58,247 --> 00:17:59,984
Are they still serving food?

455
00:18:00,051 --> 00:18:01,587
You had sex with Elz?

456
00:18:01,654 --> 00:18:04,159
‐(groans)
‐And I don't even know about it?

457
00:18:04,225 --> 00:18:06,330
And Gata knows about it?
You don't even know Gata.

458
00:18:06,396 --> 00:18:08,334
‐It was nothing.
‐Nothing?

459
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,971
It sounds like it was
everything. It was a home run.

460
00:18:10,037 --> 00:18:12,308
All the bases were hit.
What do you mean, nothing?

461
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:14,580
Was it unprotected?

462
00:18:14,647 --> 00:18:16,751
‐Did you fuck him raw?
‐Shut up! Now you see

463
00:18:16,818 --> 00:18:18,788
‐why I didn't tell you?
‐Yeah, probably 'cause

464
00:18:18,855 --> 00:18:20,525
you don't want to look
like a hypocrite for saying

465
00:18:20,592 --> 00:18:22,362
you can't be friends with
someone that you sleep with.

466
00:18:22,428 --> 00:18:24,466
I'm not indulging this,
but if I was, I would point out

467
00:18:24,533 --> 00:18:27,171
that my shit with Elz
was dumb and awkward,

468
00:18:27,238 --> 00:18:29,175
and you and Ally actually
had a real relationship.

469
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:30,812
It's not one‐to‐one.

470
00:18:31,714 --> 00:18:34,720
Can you text Ally
and ask her ETA for me?

471
00:18:34,787 --> 00:18:37,325
I'm getting food.

472
00:18:37,392 --> 00:18:39,295
There's no fucking food here.
You're wasting your time.

473
00:18:39,362 --> 00:18:41,199
The whole event is mismanaged.

474
00:18:41,266 --> 00:18:43,538
GATA:
Y'all gonna win that chip
or what?

475
00:18:43,605 --> 00:18:45,374
I'm trying to come to the game
or something.

476
00:18:45,441 --> 00:18:47,713
♪♪ I'm on the X,
I'm on the codeine. ♪♪

477
00:18:52,990 --> 00:18:54,760
No, I love working with him,
but nah, nah.

478
00:18:54,827 --> 00:18:56,129
Ye, Ye's not like that.

479
00:18:56,196 --> 00:18:58,000
He wants to see
what I come up with.

480
00:18:58,067 --> 00:19:01,139
So I‐I've just been staring
at this picture he gave me

481
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:04,245
‐of this half‐man, half‐beast,
those are my parameters.
‐Excuse me, excuse me.

482
00:19:04,312 --> 00:19:06,617
It's my party. Excuse me. I get
to use the bathroom when I want.

483
00:19:06,684 --> 00:19:09,122
‐Whoa, time‐out.
‐Shut up, cutie.

484
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,426
Don't touch my back, please.

485
00:19:11,493 --> 00:19:13,631
‐Ow.
‐Move, move, move.

486
00:19:13,698 --> 00:19:15,201
‐(sighs)
‐You like to sit down
when you pee,

487
00:19:15,267 --> 00:19:16,771
you look like a weirdo.

488
00:19:16,838 --> 00:19:19,810
(urinating)

489
00:19:19,877 --> 00:19:21,647
At a certain point,
we should probably acknowledge

490
00:19:21,714 --> 00:19:23,918
the fact that
you're wearing earrings.

491
00:19:23,985 --> 00:19:25,522
It's been acknowledged.

492
00:19:25,589 --> 00:19:26,924
We should also acknowledge
the fact that you just sat

493
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:30,031
on a toilet bare‐ass
with no seat cover on it.

494
00:19:30,097 --> 00:19:32,502
A seat cover?

495
00:19:32,569 --> 00:19:33,938
Yeah, a seat cover. What is‐‐
What are you saying?

496
00:19:34,005 --> 00:19:35,174
What is a seat‐‐ I don't know,
what is that?

497
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:37,378
Look behind your head, fool.

498
00:19:37,445 --> 00:19:38,982
The changing babies thing?

499
00:19:39,049 --> 00:19:41,153
That's not for changing babies,
bro, that's for your ass.

500
00:19:41,219 --> 00:19:44,426
Well, I didn't see anything
glistening on this thing, so...

501
00:19:44,492 --> 00:19:46,463
‐Oh, my God.
‐(urinal flushes)

502
00:19:46,531 --> 00:19:48,768
How's your little album going?

503
00:19:48,835 --> 00:19:53,077
Great. Uh, my house‐‐
my new house, that I live in,

504
00:19:53,143 --> 00:19:57,786
that's multimillion‐‐ is so good
at creativity‐causing.

505
00:19:57,853 --> 00:20:00,257
I've been waiting for beats
for a while, haven't gotten any.

506
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,128
Don't know what's
going on with you.

507
00:20:02,195 --> 00:20:03,397
Did you just stop working?

508
00:20:03,464 --> 00:20:05,267
(sniffs)
No, I been working a lot.

509
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:08,207
I've just been busy with
some projects and stuff.

510
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:10,377
‐Ooh.
‐Like what?

511
00:20:10,444 --> 00:20:12,448
Things I can't talk about. Damn.

512
00:20:12,516 --> 00:20:14,152
Things you can't talk about?

513
00:20:14,219 --> 00:20:16,490
‐Steve Lacy.
‐Who?

514
00:20:16,557 --> 00:20:18,728
Steve La‐‐ See? Look,
you're just not in on shit.

515
00:20:18,795 --> 00:20:21,099
You're just more, like,
surface‐level, like

516
00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:22,603
Benny and Damon Power.

517
00:20:22,669 --> 00:20:23,938
You're one of those people
who pulls up to, like,

518
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:25,575
a concert, you're like,
"Yeah, I love..."

519
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,078
You should probably wipe
the cocaine off your nose

520
00:20:27,145 --> 00:20:28,648
before you, like, say anything
or do anything else.

521
00:20:28,715 --> 00:20:31,219
And don't worry about me
publicizing that useless

522
00:20:31,286 --> 00:20:33,424
information;
I'm not tweeting about it.

523
00:20:33,490 --> 00:20:36,496
You're just so salty
that Ally's not here. (scoffs)

524
00:20:36,564 --> 00:20:39,570
See you out there, dork.

525
00:20:39,637 --> 00:20:42,910
This guy just did coke in here!

526
00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:45,147
♪♪ You wan' book me for a show,
I'm charging ten for that ♪♪

527
00:20:45,214 --> 00:20:47,485
♪♪ Yeah, all that back and forth,
we ain't into that ♪♪

528
00:20:47,553 --> 00:20:50,759
♪♪ Yeah, if you want some smoke,
then we sending that ♪♪

529
00:20:50,826 --> 00:20:53,531
♪♪ We got 50s in them Tommy's,
I'm Bin Laden ♪♪

530
00:20:53,598 --> 00:20:54,633
♪♪ Bend the corner,
hit the block ♪♪

531
00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:55,836
♪♪ We finna trap 'em ♪♪

532
00:20:55,902 --> 00:20:57,138
♪♪ If I die, don't be sad ♪♪

533
00:20:57,205 --> 00:20:58,908
♪♪ Throw a party ♪♪

534
00:20:58,975 --> 00:21:01,279
♪♪ 'Cause my kids, they gonna
finish what I started ♪♪

535
00:21:01,346 --> 00:21:03,852
♪♪ Keep me out the loop,
no more Internet ♪♪

536
00:21:03,918 --> 00:21:05,956
♪♪ You wan' book me for a show,
I'm charging... ♪♪

537
00:21:08,695 --> 00:21:10,899
Thanks.

538
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:17,713
(exhales sharply)

539
00:21:31,173 --> 00:21:32,709
(spits)

540
00:21:38,053 --> 00:21:40,892
(laughter)

541
00:21:40,959 --> 00:21:43,731
(indistinct chatter)

542
00:21:44,499 --> 00:21:47,271
You won't even believe
what happened.

543
00:21:47,338 --> 00:21:48,908
(continues indistinctly)

544
00:21:51,914 --> 00:21:53,952
♪♪ ♪♪

545
00:22:03,237 --> 00:22:05,474
(indistinct chatter)

546
00:22:11,486 --> 00:22:15,361
♪♪ ♪♪

547
00:22:25,347 --> 00:22:28,253
Anybody got a lighter
I could use?

548
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,557
Lighter?

549
00:22:29,623 --> 00:22:31,026
Little Dicky.

550
00:22:31,092 --> 00:22:32,996
Yeah. Hey, ow!

551
00:22:33,063 --> 00:22:34,499
Jesus Christ. Please.

552
00:22:34,567 --> 00:22:37,004
Oh, shit, you're that rapper.

553
00:22:37,071 --> 00:22:39,677
That had the video
that was trending.

554
00:22:39,743 --> 00:22:42,281
‐It totally is.
‐DAVE: How is that
a basic question?

555
00:22:42,348 --> 00:22:43,585
There's, like, literally
nothing deeper

556
00:22:43,651 --> 00:22:45,054
than someone's biggest
fears in life.

557
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:46,223
What are you talking about?

558
00:22:46,289 --> 00:22:47,993
Fine, um, my parents die,

559
00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:50,497
my career doesn't go
how I want it to.

560
00:22:50,565 --> 00:22:53,237
‐Um, I don't find love.
‐Wow.

561
00:22:53,303 --> 00:22:55,207
Oh, actually, you know what,
don't even take those off.

562
00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:56,644
‐There's, uh, yeah.
‐Oh.

563
00:22:56,711 --> 00:22:58,480
There's ant poison all over.

564
00:22:58,548 --> 00:22:59,717
Oh, my God.

565
00:22:59,783 --> 00:23:01,219
What is life right now?

566
00:23:01,286 --> 00:23:04,593
‐Um, so...
‐(sighs): Ah...

567
00:23:04,660 --> 00:23:08,601
This looks a lot like
The Chainsmokers' house.

568
00:23:08,668 --> 00:23:10,572
‐Cool.
‐Yeah. Yeah.

569
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:13,611
They don't even smoke bogues.

570
00:23:13,678 --> 00:23:15,749
‐You know?
‐What‐What's a bogue?

571
00:23:15,815 --> 00:23:18,120
You're funny.
(laughs)

572
00:23:18,186 --> 00:23:20,491
So, can I get a tour?

573
00:23:20,558 --> 00:23:22,328
Yeah. Uh...

574
00:23:22,395 --> 00:23:24,733
you know,
I sit in that chair, often.

575
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,271
And at long last,
we have the studio.

576
00:23:27,338 --> 00:23:29,510
Ah. Oh, okay.

577
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:31,647
We have to take a picture
at some point.

578
00:23:31,714 --> 00:23:32,983
Don't let me forget.

579
00:23:33,050 --> 00:23:35,354
‐Okay, yeah.
‐This is so funny. (laughs)

580
00:23:35,421 --> 00:23:36,757
(chuckles)

581
00:23:36,824 --> 00:23:39,863
‐It's hilarious.
‐Should we keep drinking?

582
00:23:39,930 --> 00:23:42,869
Uh, I don't know. I feel like
we're here, we made it. Like,

583
00:23:42,936 --> 00:23:44,940
do we, you know...?
By the way, I'm also...

584
00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:47,211
I didn't drink. I'm...
I smoked.

585
00:23:47,278 --> 00:23:48,848
‐I'm faded.
‐Oh.

586
00:23:48,915 --> 00:23:51,052
‐Okay, cool. That's fine.
‐Chicken fingers?

587
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:53,090
Um, I don't eat animals.

588
00:23:53,156 --> 00:23:54,727
Well, except fish.

589
00:23:54,793 --> 00:23:57,431
Fish is an animal,
I learned, I know.

590
00:23:57,498 --> 00:23:58,534
Uh...

591
00:23:58,601 --> 00:24:01,272
But... are you pescatarian?

592
00:24:01,339 --> 00:24:04,145
(laughs):
No. I'm Catholic.

593
00:24:04,212 --> 00:24:05,280
Like...

594
00:24:05,347 --> 00:24:06,617
it's not a religious thing.

595
00:24:06,684 --> 00:24:08,487
I just love animals.

596
00:24:08,554 --> 00:24:10,224
I hate cruelty.

597
00:24:10,290 --> 00:24:12,829
‐For sure.
‐(softly): Yeah.

598
00:24:12,896 --> 00:24:14,065
(sighs)

599
00:24:14,132 --> 00:24:16,002
Um...

600
00:24:16,069 --> 00:24:19,643
have you ever heard yourself
sing in Auto‐Tune?

601
00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:21,413
Nope.
(laughs)

602
00:24:21,479 --> 00:24:23,150
‐Never?
‐No.

603
00:24:23,918 --> 00:24:26,624
Are you ready for me to change
the way that you see the world?

604
00:24:26,691 --> 00:24:29,663
(chuckles):
You think it's gonna change
the way I see the world?

605
00:24:29,730 --> 00:24:31,734
Well, not literally,
but, you know, it's a phra...

606
00:24:31,801 --> 00:24:33,437
‐Here, put this on.
‐Okay.

607
00:24:33,503 --> 00:24:34,907
‐Yeah.
‐Yeah.

608
00:24:36,644 --> 00:24:38,781
And we are off to the races.

609
00:24:38,848 --> 00:24:41,821
(mid‐tempo intro plays)

610
00:24:41,887 --> 00:24:44,058
(Auto‐Tune echoing):
♪♪ Whoa‐oh‐oh‐oh ♪♪

611
00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:45,962
(laughs)

612
00:24:46,731 --> 00:24:49,035
♪♪ Sing anything,
it'll sound great ♪♪

613
00:24:49,803 --> 00:24:52,308
(echoing):
What do you want me
to talk about?

614
00:24:52,375 --> 00:24:55,414
♪♪ Whatever you want,
the world is your oyster ♪♪

615
00:24:55,481 --> 00:24:58,487
♪♪ Have it your way ♪♪

616
00:24:58,554 --> 00:25:00,090
(echoing):
Okay. Um...

617
00:25:00,157 --> 00:25:02,294
This is so weird.

618
00:25:02,361 --> 00:25:04,800
♪♪ Say anything ♪♪

619
00:25:04,867 --> 00:25:06,871
♪♪ Anything ♪♪

620
00:25:06,937 --> 00:25:09,075
‐Get it?
‐(chuckles) I get it.

621
00:25:09,142 --> 00:25:10,745
But, like...

622
00:25:10,812 --> 00:25:13,116
♪♪ It'll work so much better
if you talk for a while ♪♪

623
00:25:13,183 --> 00:25:15,889
♪♪ And make sentences out of it ♪♪

624
00:25:15,955 --> 00:25:18,026
♪♪ And you go up and down,
you know ♪♪

625
00:25:18,093 --> 00:25:19,530
♪♪ I... ♪♪

626
00:25:19,596 --> 00:25:21,166
‐I just don't know what to say.
‐Just, like, say anything.

627
00:25:21,232 --> 00:25:22,168
♪♪ Anything ♪♪

628
00:25:22,234 --> 00:25:23,838
♪♪ Want me to give you a topic? ♪♪

629
00:25:23,905 --> 00:25:25,575
Yeah, give me a topic.

630
00:25:25,642 --> 00:25:27,078
♪♪ Sing about... stocks ♪♪

631
00:25:27,144 --> 00:25:29,817
‐♪♪ Bonds ♪♪
‐♪♪ Stocks ♪♪

632
00:25:29,883 --> 00:25:31,921
‐♪♪ Let's just sing
about stocks ♪♪
‐♪♪ Bonds ♪♪

633
00:25:31,987 --> 00:25:34,225
♪♪ I mean actually say sentences
about them ♪♪

634
00:25:34,292 --> 00:25:35,494
Okay, um...

635
00:25:35,562 --> 00:25:37,566
I don't know anything
about stocks.

636
00:25:37,632 --> 00:25:38,935
(chuckles):
No, I know.

637
00:25:39,001 --> 00:25:41,005
But, like, it's not...
You know, anything.

638
00:25:41,072 --> 00:25:43,778
♪♪ No, no‐no‐no, no, no ♪♪

639
00:25:43,845 --> 00:25:47,218
♪♪ No, no‐no‐no,
no, no, no, no ♪♪

640
00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:49,455
You sound really sexy
when you do it.

641
00:25:49,523 --> 00:25:50,625
Thanks.

642
00:25:50,692 --> 00:25:51,927
♪♪ You sound, you're ♪♪

643
00:25:51,994 --> 00:25:53,731
♪♪ You are hot, you're hot ♪♪

644
00:25:53,798 --> 00:25:56,035
‐Uh, yeah.
‐Thanks.

645
00:25:56,102 --> 00:25:57,906
Absolutely.

646
00:25:58,908 --> 00:26:02,716
So, is your dick really as weird
as they say it is?

647
00:26:03,483 --> 00:26:05,187
What?

648
00:26:05,254 --> 00:26:06,724
Is it?

649
00:26:06,791 --> 00:26:10,497
I want to try it out.

650
00:26:10,565 --> 00:26:12,401
♪♪ ♪♪

651
00:26:12,468 --> 00:26:15,407
‐Okay, I'm sorry.
‐(music stops)

652
00:26:15,474 --> 00:26:17,378
I... um...

653
00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:20,083
I'm sorry, I just have the
longest day ever tomorrow, so...

654
00:26:20,150 --> 00:26:22,722
‐It's cool. I get it.
‐All right. Buckle up, okay?

655
00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:25,294
Just 'cause it's a Lyft doesn't
mean that it can't, you know,

656
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,064
get into accidents‐‐
it's a normal car.

657
00:26:27,131 --> 00:26:28,634
‐Okay.
‐All right, be safe.

658
00:26:28,701 --> 00:26:31,172
‐Bye.
‐Good to meet you.

659
00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:33,811
(sighs)

660
00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:47,772
♪♪ ♪♪

661
00:26:56,122 --> 00:26:56,891
(beeps)

662
00:26:56,957 --> 00:26:59,395
(rhythmic whirring)

663
00:27:06,510 --> 00:27:08,113
(electronic chime)

664
00:27:10,919 --> 00:27:13,323
(takes deep breath)

665
00:27:13,390 --> 00:27:15,795
♪♪ ♪♪

666
00:27:17,264 --> 00:27:20,872
(woman moaning)

667
00:27:34,633 --> 00:27:37,104
(rhythmic whirring continues)

668
00:27:40,879 --> 00:27:42,816
(woman moaning)

669
00:27:44,553 --> 00:27:46,690
Ah, ah. Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

670
00:27:46,757 --> 00:27:48,026
(continues yelling)

671
00:27:50,430 --> 00:27:51,600
(body thuds)

672
00:27:52,936 --> 00:27:56,276
CAROLINE:
Is your dick really as weird
as they say it is?

673
00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:58,313
Dave.

674
00:27:58,380 --> 00:28:00,885
Is it?

675
00:28:00,952 --> 00:28:03,256
I want to try it out.

676
00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:22,529
Do you want to go upstairs?

677
00:28:22,596 --> 00:28:24,800
Duh.

678
00:28:25,568 --> 00:28:27,304
Okay.

679
00:28:27,371 --> 00:28:29,408
Let's go.

680
00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:31,045
All right, come on.

681
00:28:31,112 --> 00:28:32,949
Okay.

682
00:28:40,497 --> 00:28:42,769
♪♪ ♪♪

683
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,831
♪♪ ♪♪

684
00:29:22,616 --> 00:29:26,857
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