1 00:00:01,239 --> 00:00:03,154 [Muzak playing] 2 00:00:04,155 --> 00:00:08,507 "Total protection from the sun." 3 00:00:09,682 --> 00:00:11,989 [up-tempo folk music] 4 00:00:14,774 --> 00:00:15,993 -VOCALIST: Hey! -[bat squeaks] 5 00:00:22,347 --> 00:00:24,045 ♪ 6 00:00:30,268 --> 00:00:32,314 ♪ On stage rapping♪ 7 00:00:32,357 --> 00:00:33,924 ♪ Ain't shit to me, I'm a rapper, that's what I do♪ 8 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:35,665 ♪ Young Dave snappin'♪ 9 00:00:35,708 --> 00:00:38,320 ♪ The crowd seem to fuck with me and I like them, too♪ 10 00:00:38,363 --> 00:00:40,148 ♪ Ordinarily I might joke around on the stage♪ 11 00:00:40,191 --> 00:00:41,932 ♪ Funny motherfucker, class clown, 12th grade♪ 12 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:44,326 ♪ Sometimes I might overstep my boundaries♪ 13 00:00:44,369 --> 00:00:46,110 ♪ Do some weird shit, believe in the art of the joke♪ 14 00:00:46,154 --> 00:00:47,329 ♪ In this case, I was like♪ 15 00:00:47,372 --> 00:00:48,982 ♪ Ay, y'all a great crowd♪ 16 00:00:49,026 --> 00:00:50,288 ♪ So as a reward, do you wanna see my dick?♪ 17 00:00:50,332 --> 00:00:51,768 ♪ Crowd went wild, now I'm kinda torn♪ 18 00:00:51,811 --> 00:00:53,117 ♪ Mid-show soft dick♪ 19 00:00:53,161 --> 00:00:54,249 ♪ Is my worst soft dick, I'm a moron♪ 20 00:00:54,292 --> 00:00:56,338 ♪ "Show your dick, show your dick"♪ 21 00:00:56,381 --> 00:00:57,774 -♪ Whole crowd chants♪ -♪ Shit♪ 22 00:00:57,817 --> 00:00:59,297 ♪ I'm like, I can't, but what about nuts?♪ 23 00:00:59,341 --> 00:01:02,213 ♪ People erupt, whipped out the nuts-- cheers♪ 24 00:01:02,257 --> 00:01:03,693 ♪ Off stage, head up to the dressing room, five cops♪ 25 00:01:03,736 --> 00:01:05,216 ♪ Waiting in my dressing room♪ 26 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:06,391 ♪ Goddamn, dude, you blowing up♪ 27 00:01:06,435 --> 00:01:08,393 ♪ Look at how they beefing up the security♪ 28 00:01:08,437 --> 00:01:10,134 ♪ I was like, Officers, I'll be okay♪ 29 00:01:10,178 --> 00:01:12,180 ♪ One cop said: "Sir, you're under arrest"♪ 30 00:01:12,223 --> 00:01:13,268 ♪ I laughed in jest, assumed he was just♪ 31 00:01:13,311 --> 00:01:15,008 ♪ Showing off for his cop friends♪ 32 00:01:15,052 --> 00:01:16,793 ♪ Opened some Chex Mix, "Sir, I'm gonna need you♪ 33 00:01:16,836 --> 00:01:18,534 -♪ To put on these cuffs"♪ -♪ I'm like, "What?"♪ 34 00:01:18,577 --> 00:01:20,840 ♪ Sir, you just exposed yourself, at an all-ages show ♪ 35 00:01:20,884 --> 00:01:22,190 -♪ Nonetheless♪ -♪ Wait, you talking 'bout showing nuts?♪ 36 00:01:22,233 --> 00:01:24,496 -♪ Sir♪ -♪ That's like a common joke♪ 37 00:01:24,540 --> 00:01:26,498 -♪ You never pull out a ball with your friends or--♪ -♪ Sir♪ 38 00:01:26,542 --> 00:01:28,196 -♪ Never?♪ -♪ Sir, please put on these cuffs♪ 39 00:01:28,239 --> 00:01:29,632 ♪ Wait, stop, no, this is actually happening?♪ 40 00:01:29,675 --> 00:01:31,242 -♪ Sir, sir♪ -♪ Wait, this is unfair♪ 41 00:01:31,286 --> 00:01:32,200 -♪ I'm sorry, I swear♪ -♪ Sir!♪ 42 00:01:32,243 --> 00:01:33,201 ♪ Please hear me out...♪ 43 00:01:33,244 --> 00:01:35,290 ♪ Sir, you're going to jail♪ 44 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:36,813 ♪ I'm like, "Jail?"♪ 45 00:01:36,856 --> 00:01:39,207 ♪ He like: "Yeah"♪ 46 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:41,426 ♪ I'm like, "Jail?"♪ 47 00:01:41,470 --> 00:01:42,427 ♪ Yeah♪ 48 00:01:42,471 --> 00:01:44,342 ♪ Booked, bail♪ 49 00:01:44,386 --> 00:01:46,431 -♪ Pay it, scared♪ -♪ This is crazy♪ 50 00:01:46,475 --> 00:01:48,433 -♪ Months pass, trial♪ -♪ Real trial♪ 51 00:01:48,477 --> 00:01:50,261 ♪ 45 parents press charges♪ 52 00:01:50,305 --> 00:01:52,742 -♪ I got a DUI in college♪ -♪ Stupid♪ 53 00:01:52,785 --> 00:01:54,744 -♪ This was not my first offense♪ -♪ Oh, my God♪ 54 00:01:54,787 --> 00:01:56,224 ♪ Children were crying on the stand♪ 55 00:01:56,267 --> 00:01:57,225 ♪ Probably the dorks of their class♪ 56 00:01:57,268 --> 00:01:58,748 ♪ You're a loser♪ 57 00:01:58,791 --> 00:02:00,271 ♪ Now it's the day of my reckoning♪ 58 00:02:00,315 --> 00:02:02,230 ♪ They 'bout to give me my sentencing♪ 59 00:02:02,273 --> 00:02:04,449 ♪ Can't even breathe and I'm trembling♪ 60 00:02:04,493 --> 00:02:06,364 -♪ The jury arrived at a verdict♪ -♪ Guilty♪ 61 00:02:06,408 --> 00:02:08,758 -♪ I thought I misheard it♪ -♪ Guilty♪ 62 00:02:08,801 --> 00:02:10,238 -♪ Mama Burd going berserk♪ -♪ My son!♪ 63 00:02:10,281 --> 00:02:12,022 ♪ Wait, you said two years, Your Honor?♪ 64 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:14,242 -♪ Yes♪ -♪ On the bus to Tuckawala♪ 65 00:02:14,285 --> 00:02:16,200 ♪ They got me chained to Roberto♪ 66 00:02:16,244 --> 00:02:18,289 ♪ Tat on his face, he was fidgety♪ 67 00:02:18,333 --> 00:02:20,248 ♪ Shook as can be as we pullin' in♪ 68 00:02:20,291 --> 00:02:22,250 ♪ They take my picture, unchain me♪ 69 00:02:22,293 --> 00:02:23,251 ♪ They give me my state I.D.♪ 70 00:02:23,294 --> 00:02:24,426 ♪ Then they took me to a room♪ 71 00:02:24,469 --> 00:02:26,123 ♪ And told me to "spread your cheeks"♪ 72 00:02:26,167 --> 00:02:28,430 ♪ I was like, "Like this?"♪ 73 00:02:28,473 --> 00:02:30,214 ♪ They like: "Yeah, but rake your nuts"♪ 74 00:02:30,258 --> 00:02:32,216 ♪ Rake... rake my nuts?♪ 75 00:02:32,260 --> 00:02:34,218 -♪ Like pull 'em up?♪ -♪ Yes♪ 76 00:02:34,262 --> 00:02:36,438 -♪ Oh, okay♪ -♪ They made me squat and cough♪ 77 00:02:36,481 --> 00:02:38,266 -♪ Standard procedure, I'm wid it♪ -♪ It's cool♪ 78 00:02:38,309 --> 00:02:41,094 ♪ After I finished I had a minute with the guard ♪ 79 00:02:41,138 --> 00:02:43,053 ♪ Say to him, "Sir, I know this is bizarre" ♪ 80 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:45,229 ♪ "But the whole rape thing, is it, like, real?"♪ 81 00:02:45,273 --> 00:02:46,622 ♪ "Is it actually a thing in jail?"♪ 82 00:02:46,665 --> 00:02:48,841 ♪ "Or...?" He like: "Yeah"♪ 83 00:02:48,885 --> 00:02:50,452 ♪ I'm like, "Yeah? It really happens?"♪ 84 00:02:50,495 --> 00:02:52,367 ♪ He like: "Yeah"♪ 85 00:02:52,410 --> 00:02:54,238 ♪ Isn't it your job to protect people?♪ 86 00:02:54,282 --> 00:02:55,457 -♪ Getting walked to my cell♪ -♪ We got a white boy!♪ 87 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:57,328 -♪ Walking through jail♪ -[whooping] 88 00:02:57,372 --> 00:02:59,461 -♪ Shit is like hell♪ -♪ You dead, you dead!♪ 89 00:02:59,504 --> 00:03:01,376 -♪ It's just like the movies♪ -♪ Gettin' fucked!♪ 90 00:03:01,419 --> 00:03:03,726 ♪ Screaming and hollering, hooting: "Fresh meat!"♪ 91 00:03:03,769 --> 00:03:05,380 ♪ A black guy said: "I'll break your back!"♪ 92 00:03:05,423 --> 00:03:07,295 ♪ Hispanic guy ask: "What that mouth like?"♪ 93 00:03:07,338 --> 00:03:10,254 -♪ "I'm-a need that"♪ -♪ A neo-Nazi just smiles♪ 94 00:03:10,298 --> 00:03:13,301 ♪ We get to my-- cell, got a cellmate named Raheem♪ 95 00:03:13,344 --> 00:03:15,303 -♪ Hi, I'm Dave♪-♪ Good dude, wonder why he in♪ 96 00:03:15,346 --> 00:03:17,957 -♪ I'm Raheem♪ -♪ Then he asked me what I even did♪ 97 00:03:18,001 --> 00:03:19,916 -♪ What'd you do?♪-♪ I explained the whole thing, was performing♪ 98 00:03:19,959 --> 00:03:22,397 ♪ Showed my nuts, totally innocent, like♪ 99 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,877 ♪ Well, I did it, but it was an innocent act♪ 100 00:03:24,921 --> 00:03:26,618 ♪ It's not a big deal, now I'm here♪ 101 00:03:26,662 --> 00:03:29,839 ♪ In Tuckawala for two years for exposing myself to minors ♪ 102 00:03:29,882 --> 00:03:31,406 ♪ "Whoa, whoa, you a pedophile?" Raheem said♪ 103 00:03:31,449 --> 00:03:33,277 ♪ No, I'm not a pedophile, you just heard the story♪ 104 00:03:33,321 --> 00:03:36,062 ♪ Okay, okay, okay; you cannot let anyone know this♪ 105 00:03:36,106 --> 00:03:37,673 -♪ Why? It's not a big...♪ -♪ If they find out, then it's over♪ 106 00:03:37,716 --> 00:03:39,718 -♪ Over?♪ -♪ You raped; dead, maybe♪ 107 00:03:39,762 --> 00:03:42,068 -♪ Raped dead?♪ -♪ Let's just think of solutions instead♪ 108 00:03:42,112 --> 00:03:44,288 -♪ Raped dead?♪ -♪ In here there's the blacks and the Mexicans♪ 109 00:03:44,332 --> 00:03:46,203 ♪ Well, what about those white supremacists?♪ 110 00:03:46,247 --> 00:03:48,292 ♪ They see that you're Jewish, it's evident♪ 111 00:03:48,336 --> 00:03:50,338 -♪ It's evident, what does...♪-♪ The blacks and the Mexicans♪ 112 00:03:50,381 --> 00:03:51,513 -♪ Don't have inherent hatred for you♪ -♪ True♪ 113 00:03:51,556 --> 00:03:53,341 ♪ You gotta pick one of them for protection♪ 114 00:03:53,384 --> 00:03:55,430 -♪ Who? The blacks or the Mexicans?♪ -♪ Yes♪ 115 00:03:55,473 --> 00:03:58,084 ♪ Uh, I mean, I guess I go blacks, right? Blacks♪ 116 00:03:58,128 --> 00:04:00,130 -♪ Okay♪ -♪ I just don't know much about Mexicans♪ 117 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:02,306 -♪ I hear you♪ -♪ Like, at home I would hang out with blacks♪ 118 00:04:02,350 --> 00:04:04,221 -♪ Go with blacks, then♪ -♪ Well, how do they know I'm with blacks?♪ 119 00:04:04,265 --> 00:04:06,876 ♪ Like-- how do I refer to it? Do I say "blacks"?♪ 120 00:04:06,919 --> 00:04:08,312 -♪ You won't have to say...♪ -♪ I feel like it'd be weird♪ 121 00:04:08,356 --> 00:04:10,227 ♪ If I said, "I'm with the blacks"♪ 122 00:04:10,271 --> 00:04:11,489 -♪ It's not like that♪ -♪ How is it referred to?♪ 123 00:04:11,533 --> 00:04:12,925 ♪ Don't worry, I'll make sure♪ 124 00:04:12,969 --> 00:04:14,231 ♪ That everyone knows you're with us♪ 125 00:04:14,275 --> 00:04:15,711 ♪ 3:00 rec, ball♪ 126 00:04:15,754 --> 00:04:17,452 ♪ Pretty solid courts, real good runs♪ 127 00:04:17,495 --> 00:04:19,541 ♪ Watched on the sidelines, didn't try to run♪ 128 00:04:19,584 --> 00:04:21,238 ♪ Calling for next would be calling for death♪ 129 00:04:21,282 --> 00:04:23,022 ♪ Real good black dude roll his ankle♪ 130 00:04:23,066 --> 00:04:26,243 ♪ Mexican guy on the side says: "Ay, carambo"♪ 131 00:04:26,287 --> 00:04:28,158 ♪ Now there's a squad that's only got four players ♪ 132 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:30,247 ♪ And in jail the other team picks his replacement♪ 133 00:04:30,291 --> 00:04:31,683 ♪ They look around and my heart started racing♪ 134 00:04:31,727 --> 00:04:34,338 ♪ One guy is beelining straight up at David♪ 135 00:04:34,382 --> 00:04:35,992 ♪ 'Cause they probably think I'm a horrible player♪ 136 00:04:36,035 --> 00:04:38,342 ♪ They like, "All right, take this white, skinny bitch"♪ 137 00:04:38,386 --> 00:04:40,562 ♪ Little do they know I'm a bad motherfucker on the court♪ 138 00:04:40,605 --> 00:04:42,564 ♪ First play hit 'em with the cross-up fake♪ 139 00:04:42,607 --> 00:04:44,914 ♪ Next play, wide open three, like, wet♪ 140 00:04:44,957 --> 00:04:47,003 ♪ The yard taking notice, I take a charge♪ 141 00:04:47,046 --> 00:04:48,221 ♪ But they don't even notice♪ 142 00:04:48,265 --> 00:04:49,222 ♪ Don't leave him open♪ 143 00:04:49,266 --> 00:04:50,223 ♪ His jumper is potent♪ 144 00:04:50,267 --> 00:04:51,224 ♪ Pat on the back♪ 145 00:04:51,268 --> 00:04:52,443 ♪ Feel like a black♪ 146 00:04:52,487 --> 00:04:53,531 ♪ Dap, dap, dap♪ 147 00:04:53,575 --> 00:04:54,924 ♪ All the sudden, a Mexican guy♪ 148 00:04:54,967 --> 00:04:56,447 ♪ Walks on the court and says♪ 149 00:04:56,491 --> 00:04:58,449 ♪ Stop the game, stop the game, stop the game♪ 150 00:04:58,493 --> 00:04:59,842 ♪ Gets in my face♪ 151 00:04:59,885 --> 00:05:01,713 ♪ Says: "You know what he did?"♪ 152 00:05:01,757 --> 00:05:02,975 ♪ Everyone's frozen in place♪ 153 00:05:03,019 --> 00:05:03,976 ♪ You know what he did?♪ 154 00:05:04,020 --> 00:05:04,977 ♪ What he do? What he do?♪ 155 00:05:05,021 --> 00:05:06,370 ♪ He raped some kids♪ 156 00:05:06,414 --> 00:05:07,589 ♪ "Whoa, whoa, whoa, not true," I said♪ 157 00:05:07,632 --> 00:05:09,460 ♪ He said: "One was my niece!"♪ 158 00:05:09,504 --> 00:05:11,636 ♪ Hold on, I can explain, I'm a rapper, I was on stage ♪ 159 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,203 ♪ You ain't no motherfuckin' rapper♪ 160 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:14,639 -♪ Yes, I am♪ -♪ We gon' rape you♪ 161 00:05:14,683 --> 00:05:15,945 ♪ No, I am a rapper♪ 162 00:05:15,988 --> 00:05:17,076 ♪ I'll spit, you want me to spit?♪ 163 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:18,600 ♪ I'll fucking spit! I'll...♪ 164 00:05:18,643 --> 00:05:20,166 ♪ You 'bout to get fucked, pendejo♪ 165 00:05:20,210 --> 00:05:21,559 ♪ Listen: my dick sucks, my dick sucks ♪ 166 00:05:21,603 --> 00:05:22,865 ♪ Uh, that's just a hook♪ 167 00:05:22,908 --> 00:05:25,433 ♪ Remember the name Don Quixote♪ 168 00:05:25,476 --> 00:05:27,522 ♪ That's the guy that will fuck you later♪ 169 00:05:27,565 --> 00:05:29,828 -♪ Okay, chismoso?♪ -♪ Then he walked away♪ 170 00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:31,743 ♪ I tried to play it cool, I'm like, "Back to the game" ♪ 171 00:05:31,787 --> 00:05:34,006 ♪ Punched in my back, thrown off the court♪ 172 00:05:34,050 --> 00:05:35,965 ♪ I'm like, "I'm with the blacks," that made it worse♪ 173 00:05:36,008 --> 00:05:37,401 ♪ Smack, smack, smack♪ 174 00:05:37,445 --> 00:05:38,533 ♪ I'm like, "I didn't rape no kids"♪ 175 00:05:38,576 --> 00:05:40,230 ♪ I just showed my sack♪ 176 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:41,971 ♪ You never did that, like, with your friends?♪ 177 00:05:42,014 --> 00:05:43,886 -♪ Ain't fuck nah, pussy♪ -♪ It was just a joke♪ 178 00:05:43,929 --> 00:05:45,235 ♪ I believe in the art of the joke♪ 179 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:46,628 ♪ That don't sound very funny♪ 180 00:05:46,671 --> 00:05:48,064 ♪ Yeah, but you should've seen it, it worked♪ 181 00:05:48,107 --> 00:05:49,631 ♪ They laughed, the joke was successful♪ 182 00:05:49,674 --> 00:05:51,328 ♪ They whipped my ass♪ 183 00:05:51,372 --> 00:05:53,548 -♪ Now I'm not with the blacks♪ -♪ You ain't black♪ 184 00:05:53,591 --> 00:05:55,463 ♪ Lick my wounds in my cell, tell Raheem all the facts♪ 185 00:05:55,506 --> 00:05:57,682 ♪ This guy walked on the court...♪ 186 00:05:57,726 --> 00:05:59,467 ♪ He like: "Oh, no, Don Quixote?"♪ -♪ Yeah♪ 187 00:05:59,510 --> 00:06:01,207 -♪ That's the most dangerous Mexican♪ -♪ Really?♪ 188 00:06:01,251 --> 00:06:03,253 ♪ And now all the blacks not protecting you♪ 189 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:04,254 ♪ Yeah, no shit, and by the way♪ 190 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:05,560 ♪ They didn't take kindly♪ 191 00:06:05,603 --> 00:06:06,474 ♪ To me saying I was with the blacks♪ 192 00:06:06,517 --> 00:06:08,780 ♪ Well, now...♪ 193 00:06:08,824 --> 00:06:10,869 -♪ Now everyone's got the green light♪ -♪ Green light?♪ 194 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:13,002 -♪ I wish I could make it be right♪ -♪ Raheem...♪ 195 00:06:13,045 --> 00:06:14,699 -♪ You're definitely gonna get raped♪ -♪ Raped dead?♪ 196 00:06:14,743 --> 00:06:16,135 ♪ If I were you, I'd learn to fight♪ 197 00:06:16,179 --> 00:06:17,702 ♪ I can't fight, I'd lose every fight♪ 198 00:06:17,746 --> 00:06:19,225 ♪ Instead of fighting back♪ 199 00:06:19,269 --> 00:06:22,577 ♪ What if I offer, like, willing head?♪ 200 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:25,231 ♪ Willing head?♪ 201 00:06:25,275 --> 00:06:27,233 ♪ I'm like, "Yeah"♪ 202 00:06:27,277 --> 00:06:29,235 ♪ Willing head?♪ 203 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:31,586 ♪ Yeah, think about it♪ 204 00:06:31,629 --> 00:06:33,892 -♪ Nobody wants to fight♪ -♪ That's not true♪ 205 00:06:33,936 --> 00:06:35,894 ♪ I would much rather give consensual head♪ 206 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:38,157 ♪ Than get fucked up my ass and die♪ 207 00:06:38,201 --> 00:06:40,246 ♪ Well, it's not gon' be an option like that♪ 208 00:06:40,290 --> 00:06:42,248 ♪ No, no, hear me out, what if one day up in the caf ♪ 209 00:06:42,292 --> 00:06:44,163 ♪ I stuck a paper on the wall?♪ 210 00:06:44,207 --> 00:06:46,383 -♪ A paper?♪ -♪ Yeah, a sign-up sheet♪ 211 00:06:46,427 --> 00:06:47,732 ♪ A sign-up sheet?♪ 212 00:06:47,776 --> 00:06:49,517 ♪ Yeah, with time slots♪ 213 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,388 ♪ What? Time slots?♪ 214 00:06:51,432 --> 00:06:53,042 ♪ Yeah, for head♪ 215 00:06:53,085 --> 00:06:55,044 ♪ You know, if you, if you don't rape me♪ 216 00:06:55,087 --> 00:06:57,481 ♪ I'll give you the best head you'll ever get in jail♪ 217 00:06:57,525 --> 00:07:00,049 ♪ And I'll be such a joy, so pleasant♪ 218 00:07:00,092 --> 00:07:01,529 ♪ What a great companion I could be♪ 219 00:07:01,572 --> 00:07:02,921 -♪ I don't think...♪ -♪ This is so smart♪ 220 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:04,575 -♪ Uh...♪ -♪ Yeah, uh...♪ 221 00:07:04,619 --> 00:07:06,621 ♪ Then word would get around about the head♪ 222 00:07:06,664 --> 00:07:08,361 ♪ And everybody would start to realize♪ 223 00:07:08,405 --> 00:07:10,755 ♪ The second I'm raped, that the head off the table♪ 224 00:07:10,799 --> 00:07:12,278 ♪ Better than anal♪ 225 00:07:12,322 --> 00:07:14,150 ♪ The brothers would kill for this shit, Cain and Abel ♪ 226 00:07:14,193 --> 00:07:16,108 ♪ You're not gonna have the option like that, cuh♪ 227 00:07:16,152 --> 00:07:18,371 ♪ It's-- it's cool when you say "cuh"♪ 228 00:07:18,415 --> 00:07:20,504 ♪ Like cuz, but you-- "cuh"♪ 229 00:07:20,548 --> 00:07:21,505 ♪ Where you from, Raheem?♪ 230 00:07:21,549 --> 00:07:24,203 ♪ Man, I gotta nap♪ 231 00:07:24,247 --> 00:07:26,205 ♪ Oh, when you wake, then♪ 232 00:07:26,249 --> 00:07:28,120 ♪ Caf, tuna fish♪ 233 00:07:28,164 --> 00:07:30,166 ♪ Actually surprised because this shit fire♪ 234 00:07:30,209 --> 00:07:31,994 ♪ Usually I'm real picky with my tuna type♪ 235 00:07:32,037 --> 00:07:33,299 ♪ Only like my mom's and Subway's♪ 236 00:07:33,343 --> 00:07:34,736 ♪ Did you guys know♪ 237 00:07:34,779 --> 00:07:36,389 ♪ That Subway's the biggest chain in the world?♪ 238 00:07:36,433 --> 00:07:38,435 ♪ Over McDonald's♪ 239 00:07:38,479 --> 00:07:40,350 ♪ No one responded♪ 240 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,657 ♪ Tap Raheem's shoulder, I said♪ 241 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:44,746 ♪ "Did you know that, Raheem?"♪ 242 00:07:44,789 --> 00:07:46,748 ♪ He like: "What?"♪ 243 00:07:46,791 --> 00:07:48,010 ♪ That Subway's the biggest chain?♪ 244 00:07:48,053 --> 00:07:50,229 -♪ Bigger than McDonald's♪ -♪ No♪ 245 00:07:50,273 --> 00:07:51,535 ♪ Walking back to my cell♪ 246 00:07:51,579 --> 00:07:54,407 ♪ Just me and the guard, I feel greasy♪ 247 00:07:54,451 --> 00:07:55,887 -♪ All the sudden he bail♪ -♪ What the fuck?♪ 248 00:07:55,931 --> 00:07:57,976 ♪ Then as I turned the corner, I saw Don Quixote♪ 249 00:07:58,020 --> 00:08:00,152 ♪ Fuck, this is it, oh, my God, Dave, you're so raped♪ 250 00:08:00,196 --> 00:08:02,024 ♪ Thought of my options, he start approaching♪ 251 00:08:02,067 --> 00:08:04,026 ♪ I'm like, "Quixote, relax, I'm open to it"♪ 252 00:08:04,069 --> 00:08:05,810 ♪ Come here♪ 253 00:08:05,854 --> 00:08:07,769 ♪ Kissed on his neck♪ 254 00:08:07,812 --> 00:08:09,771 ♪ Licked on his ears♪ 255 00:08:09,814 --> 00:08:11,599 ♪ Took off his shirt♪ 256 00:08:11,642 --> 00:08:14,340 ♪ Kissed on his stomach, his chest is... so bulbous♪ 257 00:08:14,384 --> 00:08:15,951 ♪ But I'm playing my part♪ 258 00:08:15,994 --> 00:08:18,040 ♪ He fallin' hard, I got his heart♪ 259 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:19,781 ♪ I get down to my knees, ay♪ 260 00:08:19,824 --> 00:08:21,130 ♪ Tease, ay♪ 261 00:08:21,173 --> 00:08:24,786 ♪ Whipped out the dick♪ 262 00:08:24,829 --> 00:08:27,571 ♪ Oh, my God, so big, ah...♪ 263 00:08:27,615 --> 00:08:30,574 ♪ Veins, everywhere, so many veins♪ 264 00:08:30,618 --> 00:08:32,141 ♪ Off-colored dick♪ 265 00:08:32,184 --> 00:08:33,490 ♪ Darker than I expected♪ 266 00:08:33,534 --> 00:08:34,839 ♪ I realized in that moment♪ 267 00:08:34,883 --> 00:08:37,625 ♪ I've never seen a Mexicano's dick before♪ 268 00:08:37,668 --> 00:08:40,671 ♪ Spit on the dick♪ 269 00:08:40,715 --> 00:08:41,933 ♪ His guard fallen♪ 270 00:08:41,977 --> 00:08:44,240 ♪ Cocked his head back real slow♪ 271 00:08:44,283 --> 00:08:46,198 ♪ And then said: "Ay, carambo"♪ 272 00:08:46,242 --> 00:08:48,157 ♪ Plan coming to fruition♪ 273 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,159 ♪ I open wide, put the tip in♪ 274 00:08:50,202 --> 00:08:51,508 ♪ And I close my eyes, pray to God and...♪ 275 00:08:51,552 --> 00:08:52,509 JIM: Okay, turn it off, please. 276 00:08:52,553 --> 00:08:53,858 Turn it off now. 277 00:08:55,643 --> 00:08:59,777 You want thisto be your first single? 278 00:08:59,821 --> 00:09:03,215 100% yes, but, like, I will field any and all questions 279 00:09:03,259 --> 00:09:04,826 after the song's completed. 280 00:09:04,869 --> 00:09:06,088 There's, like, six and a half minutes left. 281 00:09:06,131 --> 00:09:07,872 Can we just talk after the song's over, please? 282 00:09:07,916 --> 00:09:10,005 -Have some courtesy? Thank you.-No-- No. Just... 283 00:09:10,048 --> 00:09:13,182 We are never putting that song out. Ever. 284 00:09:13,225 --> 00:09:15,184 Okay? I'm actually a little concerned 285 00:09:15,227 --> 00:09:17,403 that we might be in some sort of trouble 286 00:09:17,447 --> 00:09:19,188 even playing it out loud here. 287 00:09:19,231 --> 00:09:23,540 I'm very confused as to what you're even talking about. 288 00:09:23,584 --> 00:09:26,543 Like, this is the most innovative piece of content 289 00:09:26,587 --> 00:09:28,327 maybe ever, in the history of recorded media. 290 00:09:28,371 --> 00:09:29,764 MIKE: Okay, so we can get on the same page, 291 00:09:29,807 --> 00:09:32,070 what-what rubbed you the most? 292 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:33,768 Uh, Jim, may I? 293 00:09:33,811 --> 00:09:35,508 -By all means. -Okay, great. 294 00:09:35,552 --> 00:09:38,729 Yes, let's have a nice, civil discourse about this. 295 00:09:38,773 --> 00:09:41,993 As a black man, I find this extremely offensive. 296 00:09:42,037 --> 00:09:43,865 -Mm. -The criminal justice system, 297 00:09:43,908 --> 00:09:46,737 it embodies all the racism that African Americans face 298 00:09:46,781 --> 00:09:47,999 in this country every day. 299 00:09:48,043 --> 00:09:50,915 And for you, through a black art form no less, 300 00:09:50,959 --> 00:09:54,484 to take it and make such a-a mockery of everything, 301 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:56,312 I, uh... You know, I don't even feel comfortable 302 00:09:56,355 --> 00:09:58,662 working on this project now, Jim, to be honest. 303 00:09:58,706 --> 00:10:00,664 I understand. 304 00:10:00,708 --> 00:10:01,665 Yeah, I respect that. 305 00:10:01,709 --> 00:10:04,755 I'm sorry that you feel that way, I really am, 306 00:10:04,799 --> 00:10:06,714 but just so you know, there aresix and a half minutes left 307 00:10:06,757 --> 00:10:08,585 where I get to this whole climax 308 00:10:08,629 --> 00:10:09,847 that exposes the criminal justice system. 309 00:10:09,891 --> 00:10:11,109 That's the whole point of the song. 310 00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:12,284 You just didn't let me get there. 311 00:10:12,328 --> 00:10:14,112 I lure people in with absurditythrough, like, 312 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:15,897 the lens of a privileged perspective. 313 00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:18,813 -And so, can I please just... Thank you. -Go ahead. 314 00:10:18,856 --> 00:10:21,032 ♪ Bit off his dick♪ 315 00:10:21,076 --> 00:10:22,860 ♪ Ay, carambo♪ 316 00:10:22,904 --> 00:10:24,296 ♪ Spit out his dick♪ 317 00:10:24,340 --> 00:10:26,516 ♪ Ugh! He fell to his knees...♪ 318 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,518 -No. Uh... Unbelievable. -[others groaning] 319 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:31,477 -PAM: May I also chime in? -JIM: Please, Pam. 320 00:10:31,521 --> 00:10:35,481 For you to be making jokes about rape... ever, 321 00:10:35,525 --> 00:10:37,788 let alone in 2020, 322 00:10:37,832 --> 00:10:40,486 [scoffs] I'm just shocked atthe level of tone-deafness here. 323 00:10:40,530 --> 00:10:43,054 Okay, Pam, j-just so we're on the same page, 324 00:10:43,098 --> 00:10:45,317 are you saying that man-to-man prison rape 325 00:10:45,361 --> 00:10:46,928 is, like, the same vibe 326 00:10:46,971 --> 00:10:48,146 -as, like, regular rape? -Vibe?! 327 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:51,933 -No... [stammers] -Vibe? 328 00:10:51,976 --> 00:10:54,500 I... Uh, we're saying-- we're saying the same thing. 329 00:10:54,544 --> 00:10:56,633 Okay, this is a lot to digest, 330 00:10:56,677 --> 00:10:58,635 so let us have some time withthis and we'll come back to you. 331 00:10:58,679 --> 00:10:59,854 -Is that cool? -No, there's no time. 332 00:10:59,897 --> 00:11:00,898 Like, I don't need to digest anything. 333 00:11:00,942 --> 00:11:03,161 I didn't come here for feedback,or even approval. 334 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:05,076 I came here to tell you this isexactly what it's going to be. 335 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,991 This is my first single. This is my art. 336 00:11:07,035 --> 00:11:09,298 You know, when I signed to you guys, it was very clear: 337 00:11:09,341 --> 00:11:11,213 creative is my thing, you guys figure out the rest. 338 00:11:11,256 --> 00:11:13,868 It is what it is, like, that's the deal we agreed upon. 339 00:11:13,911 --> 00:11:16,958 Okay, Dave, you are signed to us now. Okay? 340 00:11:17,001 --> 00:11:19,656 We do control what you release,when you release it 341 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:20,962 and all that. 342 00:11:21,005 --> 00:11:23,442 But it's clear to us now, you need our guidance. 343 00:11:23,486 --> 00:11:25,096 You know what, don't do me any favors, okay? 344 00:11:25,140 --> 00:11:26,968 Because, by the way, this... 345 00:11:27,011 --> 00:11:29,797 this is the real fucking jail. 346 00:11:31,189 --> 00:11:32,800 -Dave... -No, I'm not-- This is crazy. 347 00:11:32,843 --> 00:11:34,889 [door opens, slams] 348 00:11:36,804 --> 00:11:39,981 We will, uh... 349 00:11:40,024 --> 00:11:41,939 we'll get back to you. 350 00:11:41,983 --> 00:11:43,114 What the fuck were you doing in there? 351 00:11:43,158 --> 00:11:44,550 What the fuck was Idoing in there? 352 00:11:44,594 --> 00:11:46,378 Yeah, well, how the-how the fuckis Spotify gonna play that 353 00:11:46,422 --> 00:11:48,337 on New Music Friday? Are you out of your mind? 354 00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:49,904 And by the way, your days of not letting me 355 00:11:49,947 --> 00:11:51,775 hear the music in advance are officially over, pal. 356 00:11:51,819 --> 00:11:53,385 I can't believe you let me go in there blind like that. 357 00:11:53,429 --> 00:11:54,386 They're never gonna let that go. 358 00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:55,910 Who cares what they want?! 359 00:11:55,953 --> 00:11:57,781 What are you talking about? I'm your client. 360 00:11:57,825 --> 00:11:59,348 You should only be worried about me! 361 00:11:59,391 --> 00:12:00,828 I am only worried about you, 362 00:12:00,871 --> 00:12:02,351 whether or not your pea-sized brain realizes it or not. 363 00:12:02,394 --> 00:12:03,874 You got to get me out of this deal. 364 00:12:03,918 --> 00:12:05,049 I'm not doing this for my whole career. 365 00:12:05,093 --> 00:12:06,137 Get me out of the fucking deal. 366 00:12:06,181 --> 00:12:07,617 -Really? Really, dude? -Yeah, get me out of the deal. 367 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:08,923 -Yeah. -Okay, so you're not willing to compromise 368 00:12:08,966 --> 00:12:11,055 for $250,000 and a-a machine 369 00:12:11,099 --> 00:12:12,927 that's gonna help you live out your dreams? 370 00:12:12,970 --> 00:12:14,929 My dreams? You think my dreams are running everything 371 00:12:14,972 --> 00:12:17,148 up the flagpole whenever I wantto put a song out? No. 372 00:12:17,192 --> 00:12:19,934 I can't half go for it. I can't compromise my art. 373 00:12:19,977 --> 00:12:22,632 Your job is to do what I want. 374 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,939 You listen to what I want, and you make it happen 375 00:12:24,982 --> 00:12:26,418 at all costs. 376 00:12:26,462 --> 00:12:28,856 You don't worry about appeasingother random people. 377 00:12:28,899 --> 00:12:30,031 I'm not worried about appeasingrandom people... 378 00:12:30,074 --> 00:12:31,597 Do your fucking job! 379 00:12:31,641 --> 00:12:33,861 Do it! Do your job! 380 00:12:43,566 --> 00:12:45,220 I don't understand, like, thisis the best thing I've ever done 381 00:12:45,263 --> 00:12:46,308 by far; I've put so much time into it. 382 00:12:46,351 --> 00:12:48,223 And Mike just sits there nodding his head "yes," 383 00:12:48,266 --> 00:12:50,094 doing whatever they want, not even defending my vision, 384 00:12:50,138 --> 00:12:52,662 -like a fucking pussy. -Hmm. 385 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,969 Okay, would you ever compromiseyour art for anybody? 386 00:12:55,012 --> 00:12:56,884 If they were paying me? Yeah. 387 00:12:56,927 --> 00:13:01,453 -Can we get into your logos? -Okay. 388 00:13:01,497 --> 00:13:03,412 Okay, so per your e-mail, 389 00:13:03,455 --> 00:13:05,457 I got a bunch of shafts, a bunch of balls. 390 00:13:05,501 --> 00:13:07,242 You know, some young, some old. 391 00:13:07,285 --> 00:13:09,070 You can, like, mix and match them. 392 00:13:09,113 --> 00:13:11,899 -Hmm, wrinkles. -Yeah. 393 00:13:11,942 --> 00:13:12,987 I knew you would want wrinkles. 394 00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:14,858 I got, like, 12 wrinkled dicks for you. 395 00:13:14,902 --> 00:13:19,384 And then, for myself, I did some without dicks. 396 00:13:21,038 --> 00:13:24,259 I actually-- I like this non-dick one. Let's do that. 397 00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:27,915 So you want, like, 50 differentvariations of this 398 00:13:27,958 --> 00:13:30,308 -that will then ultimately have a dick in it? -No. 399 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:31,875 I think that that will work fine. 400 00:13:31,919 --> 00:13:33,181 Let's just do that. 401 00:13:35,139 --> 00:13:36,227 Okay. 402 00:13:36,271 --> 00:13:38,142 Sweet. Done. 403 00:13:38,186 --> 00:13:41,102 -Yeah. How's Al? -[clicks tongue] 404 00:13:41,145 --> 00:13:43,713 -She's good. [scoffs] -Whoa. 405 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,062 You don't have to rush out, I'm just asking a question. 406 00:13:45,106 --> 00:13:46,107 I'm not rushing out. 407 00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:47,804 What do you mean "she's good"? 408 00:13:47,848 --> 00:13:49,937 Is she going on dates? That's all I want to know. 409 00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:51,895 Dave, I'm not getting in the middle of this. 410 00:13:51,939 --> 00:13:53,027 I'm not asking you to get in the middle. 411 00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:54,767 I asked you one simple question.And honestly, 412 00:13:54,811 --> 00:13:56,813 your lack of a response is very telling, 413 00:13:56,857 --> 00:13:58,119 so you've already told me she is. 414 00:13:58,162 --> 00:14:00,904 I'm not talking to either oneof you about either one of you. 415 00:14:00,948 --> 00:14:02,297 You guys aren't speaking for a reason, 416 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:04,038 so I'm not gonna be the messenger. 417 00:14:04,081 --> 00:14:05,778 Okay, I got to go. Love you. Bye. 418 00:14:07,650 --> 00:14:11,306 [door opens, closes] 419 00:14:11,349 --> 00:14:12,568 [over computer]: ♪ Institutional flaws♪ 420 00:14:12,611 --> 00:14:15,049 ♪ How will you all respond?♪ 421 00:14:15,092 --> 00:14:17,965 ♪ Did you know all along?♪ 422 00:14:18,008 --> 00:14:19,140 ♪ Ay, caramba.♪ 423 00:14:19,183 --> 00:14:20,097 BENNY: Dude... 424 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:26,060 -This is, like, the best thing I've ever fucking heard. -I know, right?! 425 00:14:26,103 --> 00:14:28,714 At first, I thought it was too problematic, but by the end, 426 00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:32,066 how you tied everything in withthe criminal justice system, 427 00:14:32,109 --> 00:14:36,200 it's just, like, such a chef's kiss on social commentary. 428 00:14:36,244 --> 00:14:38,115 Thank you! Yes, you understand it. 429 00:14:38,159 --> 00:14:40,857 It's, like, yes. 430 00:14:40,901 --> 00:14:41,945 And the label won't even put it out. 431 00:14:41,989 --> 00:14:44,208 They think it's too offensive. 432 00:14:44,252 --> 00:14:47,603 -You should just fucking leak it. -Leak it? 433 00:14:47,646 --> 00:14:49,170 -Just put it out? -What if you premiere it 434 00:14:49,213 --> 00:14:50,171 on The Breakfast Club? 435 00:14:50,214 --> 00:14:51,781 Like, imagine sitting down 436 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:54,218 and talking with Charlemagne about jail. 437 00:14:54,262 --> 00:14:57,004 Yeah, I mean, I wish I could, but... it's, like, not easy. 438 00:14:57,047 --> 00:14:58,744 Dude, yeah, not easy. 439 00:14:58,788 --> 00:15:00,355 Um, I could text him right now. 440 00:15:00,398 --> 00:15:02,183 Yeah, text him. 441 00:15:02,226 --> 00:15:05,229 -Okay. I'm doing it. -But, like, 442 00:15:05,273 --> 00:15:06,578 couldn't I get in trouble with the label? 443 00:15:06,622 --> 00:15:08,102 Like, couldn't they just sue me? 444 00:15:08,145 --> 00:15:10,452 All right, one of two things are gonna happen. 445 00:15:10,495 --> 00:15:13,672 You're gonna play the song, everyone loves it, 446 00:15:13,716 --> 00:15:15,544 your label's gonna be excited, 447 00:15:15,587 --> 00:15:16,806 let you do whatever you want. 448 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,851 Full creative control. 449 00:15:18,895 --> 00:15:22,246 Or... everyone's gonna think it's terrible, 450 00:15:22,290 --> 00:15:24,118 the label's gonna drop you. 451 00:15:24,161 --> 00:15:25,815 But it's what you wanted this whole time, 452 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,773 and you're out of your contractand free to do 453 00:15:27,817 --> 00:15:29,210 whatever you want. 454 00:15:29,253 --> 00:15:30,689 It's a win-win to me. 455 00:15:32,387 --> 00:15:33,649 Brilliant. 456 00:15:33,692 --> 00:15:35,085 Ah, yeah. 457 00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:41,657 Yes, The Breakfast Club. Benny got me on. 458 00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:43,224 -I-I see it. -Totally real. 459 00:15:43,267 --> 00:15:45,095 -Okay. That's awesome. -Yeah. 460 00:15:45,139 --> 00:15:47,141 Okay, CC me on the e-mail, thenI'll reach out to the label. 461 00:15:47,184 --> 00:15:49,404 -I'll let 'em know that you're gonna be... -No. Don't say a word. 462 00:15:49,447 --> 00:15:52,363 Like, do not. 463 00:15:52,407 --> 00:15:54,061 Why the fuck not? 464 00:15:54,104 --> 00:15:57,368 Because I'm gonna premiere "Jail" on The Breakfast Club. 465 00:15:57,412 --> 00:15:59,022 I'm just gonna-- just put it out there. 466 00:15:59,066 --> 00:16:00,893 It's the best thing I've ever done, Mike. 467 00:16:00,937 --> 00:16:02,460 Like, I have to put it out. 468 00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:04,071 You-you can't just go behind the label's back. 469 00:16:04,114 --> 00:16:06,595 Okay, we signed a contract with them. 470 00:16:06,638 --> 00:16:08,292 Okay, I need to start doing what I want. 471 00:16:08,336 --> 00:16:10,294 Not doing what I wanthas gotten me in this position. 472 00:16:10,338 --> 00:16:11,513 I didn't want to sign with this label. 473 00:16:11,556 --> 00:16:13,515 You really influenced me on that. 474 00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:15,082 It's not a side project for everybody, man. 475 00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,170 Like, this is my life. 476 00:16:16,213 --> 00:16:17,998 I quit my job. 477 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,219 -Really? -Yeah, really. 478 00:16:22,263 --> 00:16:25,135 -When? -When the advance came in, 479 00:16:25,179 --> 00:16:26,528 I-I put in my two weeks. 480 00:16:26,571 --> 00:16:28,051 I was waiting until this becamea real thing, 481 00:16:28,095 --> 00:16:29,661 and it did, so I quit. 482 00:16:29,705 --> 00:16:31,620 Why didn't you tell me when it happened? 483 00:16:31,663 --> 00:16:34,101 Because after that fucking "Jail" meeting, 484 00:16:34,144 --> 00:16:36,059 I-I was trying to get it back. 485 00:16:36,103 --> 00:16:38,279 Oh, that sounds about right. 486 00:16:38,322 --> 00:16:40,498 Can you blame me? 487 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:43,240 Well, don't try to, like, guilt me into 488 00:16:43,284 --> 00:16:45,068 making decisions for you now. 489 00:16:45,112 --> 00:16:46,200 -That's not, I mean... -That's fine. 490 00:16:46,243 --> 00:16:48,071 I'm just going on the record right now and telling you 491 00:16:48,115 --> 00:16:51,161 I think it's a very bad idea, and you're going to piss off 492 00:16:51,205 --> 00:16:53,772 some very important people. So just-just know that. 493 00:16:53,816 --> 00:16:55,731 Well, I want to go on record saying that it's a risk 494 00:16:55,774 --> 00:16:57,211 that I'm willing to take. 495 00:16:57,254 --> 00:17:00,692 I can't, like, half-ass it. 496 00:17:00,736 --> 00:17:02,346 I have to go with what I believe in. 497 00:17:02,390 --> 00:17:03,173 Okay. 498 00:17:11,703 --> 00:17:14,141 What are chives? 499 00:17:14,184 --> 00:17:16,143 It's like onion bits. 500 00:17:16,186 --> 00:17:18,232 We've done this, like, a thousand times. 501 00:17:18,275 --> 00:17:19,798 Wow. 502 00:17:29,286 --> 00:17:31,332 -Oh, baby. -Look at this, huh? 503 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:34,335 A Lil Dicky studio session,not using another artist's time. 504 00:17:34,378 --> 00:17:37,338 You're getting paid by my stupid fucking label. 505 00:17:37,381 --> 00:17:38,600 Everyone wins. 506 00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:41,298 -What's wrong with them? -Everything. 507 00:17:43,561 --> 00:17:45,737 I need to really lock in on this album right now. 508 00:17:45,781 --> 00:17:49,828 It's the only thing that is keeping me alive. 509 00:17:49,872 --> 00:17:51,395 I have to tell you something. 510 00:17:52,788 --> 00:17:54,920 I'm leaving town for a second. 511 00:17:54,964 --> 00:17:58,402 I'm going on tour with Trippie Redd. 512 00:17:58,446 --> 00:17:59,490 He asked me to go on tour with him, 513 00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:01,362 and engineer on the road and... 514 00:18:01,405 --> 00:18:02,319 For how long? 515 00:18:02,363 --> 00:18:04,278 Um, six weeks. 516 00:18:04,321 --> 00:18:07,281 Six weeks? What the fuck, dude?I'm... [scoffs] 517 00:18:07,324 --> 00:18:09,196 Bro, six weeks isn't even that long. 518 00:18:09,239 --> 00:18:12,721 That's fine. I'll... [groans] I'll do everything myself. 519 00:18:12,764 --> 00:18:15,202 Aren't you happy for me, at least a little bit? 520 00:18:15,245 --> 00:18:16,899 Zero percent happy for you. 521 00:18:19,989 --> 00:18:24,211 I'm happy for you, obviously, I'm just sad. Just... 522 00:18:24,254 --> 00:18:27,518 You have me here now. Let's get to work. 523 00:18:27,562 --> 00:18:29,303 Chin up, buttercup. 524 00:18:29,346 --> 00:18:31,522 Play me a beat. 525 00:18:31,566 --> 00:18:33,220 [instrumental beat playing] 526 00:18:33,263 --> 00:18:35,265 ♪ 527 00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,877 [sighs] 528 00:18:38,921 --> 00:18:40,749 Put it on hold for me. 529 00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:43,055 For how long? 530 00:18:43,099 --> 00:18:44,927 Forever. 531 00:18:50,237 --> 00:18:52,282 MAN [over P.A.]: This airport is a nonsmoking facility... 532 00:18:58,810 --> 00:19:00,812 [sighs] 533 00:19:03,163 --> 00:19:05,165 ♪ 534 00:19:29,406 --> 00:19:31,408 ♪ 535 00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:46,423 [plane passing overhead] 536 00:19:46,467 --> 00:19:48,382 ♪ Ay, first things first♪ 537 00:19:48,425 --> 00:19:51,689 ♪ When I pop, I'm-a get your ho thirsty♪ 538 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,388 ♪ I sign my paycheck in cursive, I'm worthy♪ 539 00:19:54,431 --> 00:19:57,260 -♪ Yeah♪ -♪ Hos.♪ 540 00:19:57,304 --> 00:19:59,262 Hey, I'm going to get somethingto drink. You want anything? 541 00:19:59,306 --> 00:20:01,177 No, I'm good, thanks. 542 00:20:01,221 --> 00:20:03,179 -I'm good. Thanks, bro-bro. -Okay. Heads up, 543 00:20:03,223 --> 00:20:04,746 we're in there in ten minutes, all right? 544 00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:06,530 Okay. 545 00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:10,491 [exhales sharply] 546 00:20:10,534 --> 00:20:12,623 GATA: Hey, Dave. 547 00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:15,409 Are you still doing that "Jail" song today, bro? 548 00:20:15,452 --> 00:20:16,671 Yeah. 549 00:20:16,714 --> 00:20:18,542 [exhales] 550 00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:19,630 You know how many niggas I know 551 00:20:19,674 --> 00:20:21,415 that would kill to have a record deal, bro? 552 00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:23,547 You run into a couple obstacles,you ready to risk it all 553 00:20:23,591 --> 00:20:26,115 just to get some jokes off? 554 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,508 That shit weak, bro. 555 00:20:28,552 --> 00:20:30,075 I'm getting, like, very sick 556 00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:32,426 of people telling me how to live my life. 557 00:20:32,469 --> 00:20:34,689 It is what it is, bro. 558 00:20:34,732 --> 00:20:37,692 I'm-a rock with you regardless though, period. 559 00:20:37,735 --> 00:20:39,955 MIKE:For a place called The Breakfast Club,you'd think they'd have 560 00:20:39,998 --> 00:20:41,913 more than just a box of Shredded Wheat. 561 00:20:43,915 --> 00:20:45,482 [sighs] 562 00:20:50,139 --> 00:20:51,140 -[knocking] -[strains] Heavy door. 563 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,968 Hi, guys, I'm Dave. 564 00:20:53,011 --> 00:20:54,186 -GATA: Good morning. How you doin'? -Angela. 565 00:20:54,230 --> 00:20:55,449 -Yes? -I'm a hugger. Sorry. 566 00:20:55,492 --> 00:20:56,450 -Um, okay. -Mm. 567 00:20:56,493 --> 00:20:57,929 -All right. -Good to meet you. 568 00:20:57,973 --> 00:20:59,322 -Charlamagne. -Nice to meet you. 569 00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:00,367 -MIKE: Hi. Mike. -Would you like a hug? 570 00:21:00,410 --> 00:21:01,672 No, I'm not a hugger. How are you? 571 00:21:01,716 --> 00:21:03,326 -Good. How you doing? -I mean, I'm a hugger, 572 00:21:03,370 --> 00:21:04,545 -but I just don't know you, so... -Sure. 573 00:21:04,588 --> 00:21:06,416 -Yeah. Yeah. -I'm Dave, nice to meet you. 574 00:21:06,460 --> 00:21:08,810 DAVE: Man, I can't wait for you guys to hear 575 00:21:08,853 --> 00:21:10,507 this song that I've got. 576 00:21:10,551 --> 00:21:13,380 -Hey, Jim. -Hey, Mike. 577 00:21:13,423 --> 00:21:14,990 Did you really think we weren'tgonna find out about this? 578 00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:16,165 You know, you're supposed to keep us 579 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,209 in the loop about this stuff. 580 00:21:17,253 --> 00:21:18,907 I mean, we're partners. 581 00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:21,562 -Okay. -You're right. Uh, you know, let's... 582 00:21:21,605 --> 00:21:23,215 Oh, my gosh, are we in third grade? 583 00:21:23,259 --> 00:21:25,348 -[speaking indistinctly]-DAVE: Is this microphone mine? 584 00:21:25,392 --> 00:21:28,177 -Whose else would it be? -Touché. 585 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,397 I think we should trust Dave's artistic process. 586 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,920 -I do.-Okay, no, so-so check this out. 587 00:21:31,963 --> 00:21:33,225 And I want to watch what's happening. 588 00:21:33,269 --> 00:21:34,749 I know, and let's watch from right here. 589 00:21:34,792 --> 00:21:37,534 -You're a little new, aren't you? -I'm brand-new to this. 590 00:21:37,578 --> 00:21:39,797 ANNOUNCER: Wake that ass up. Early in the morning. 591 00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:42,278 The Breakfast Club. 592 00:21:42,322 --> 00:21:44,236 Morning, everybody, I'm AngelaYee, that's Charlamagne Tha God. 593 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,761 -Yep. -We are The Breakfast Club, and we have 594 00:21:46,804 --> 00:21:48,806 a very special guest in the building. 595 00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,808 -Lil Dicky is here. -Hello, everybody. 596 00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:52,462 CHARLAMAGNE: Yeah, he keeps introducing himself 597 00:21:52,506 --> 00:21:54,203 -a-as Dave, though. -Yeah. 598 00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:56,640 That's, uh, that's my name. So, I just feel weird, like, 599 00:21:56,684 --> 00:21:58,947 introducing myselfas anything other than my name. 600 00:21:58,990 --> 00:22:00,470 That's pretty un-rapper-like of you. 601 00:22:00,514 --> 00:22:02,080 -I know, right? -[chuckles] 602 00:22:02,124 --> 00:22:04,039 Is that something you take pridein, uh, "being different"? 603 00:22:04,082 --> 00:22:07,738 You know, not-not being, like, uh, seen as a typical rapper? 604 00:22:07,782 --> 00:22:09,479 Not necessarily. 605 00:22:09,523 --> 00:22:11,176 I-I don't want to even speak to what other rappers do. 606 00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:13,440 I just, like, if I'm gonna meetsomeone, I'm not gonna be like, 607 00:22:13,483 --> 00:22:15,964 "Hi, I'm Lil Dicky," 'cause, like, I'm not. Like, I'm Dave. 608 00:22:16,007 --> 00:22:17,879 Like, the guy behind Lil Dicky.You know what I mean? 609 00:22:17,922 --> 00:22:19,620 -Mm. -ANGELA: So the whole Lil Dicky thing 610 00:22:19,663 --> 00:22:20,621 is just a parody? 611 00:22:20,664 --> 00:22:23,101 No, I don't think it's a parody. 612 00:22:23,145 --> 00:22:25,539 I mean, there's jokes in it because I'm, like, 613 00:22:25,582 --> 00:22:27,279 a comical human being, I suppose, 614 00:22:27,323 --> 00:22:29,064 but it's more satire than anything. 615 00:22:29,107 --> 00:22:30,413 Do you worry that people will look at you 616 00:22:30,457 --> 00:22:31,762 as a culture vulture because of that? 617 00:22:31,806 --> 00:22:36,027 I mean, I worry about just abouteverything, Charlamagne. 618 00:22:36,071 --> 00:22:37,812 Like, I wake up and I start worrying. 619 00:22:37,855 --> 00:22:40,118 W-Who's your guy over there withthe dreads? That's your shooter? 620 00:22:40,162 --> 00:22:42,251 That's your weed man? That'syour-- Go on. W-What does he do? 621 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,992 You're being a little stereotypical, Charlamagne. 622 00:22:44,035 --> 00:22:45,559 That's my friend Gata. 623 00:22:45,602 --> 00:22:47,430 So you just walk around with a token black guy 624 00:22:47,474 --> 00:22:49,476 to make yourself look cool? 625 00:22:49,519 --> 00:22:51,042 No. 626 00:22:51,086 --> 00:22:52,566 Gata, come over here, my brother. 627 00:22:52,609 --> 00:22:54,568 -I want to holler at you, man. -Ah, for real? 628 00:22:54,611 --> 00:22:56,352 -Yes, man. Come here. -Ah, shit. -All right. Here's your mic. 629 00:22:56,396 --> 00:22:58,354 -I can't believe this. -DAVE: Wow. 630 00:22:58,398 --> 00:22:59,703 CHARLAMAGNE: I want to ask you some questions about, uh, 631 00:22:59,747 --> 00:23:01,139 Lil Dicky, Dave here. 632 00:23:01,183 --> 00:23:02,445 Uh, do you work for Lil Dicky? 633 00:23:02,489 --> 00:23:04,229 Yeah, that's my partner in crime. I'm his hype man. 634 00:23:04,273 --> 00:23:06,057 We be turning up, geeked up on stage. 635 00:23:06,101 --> 00:23:07,929 Do you actually fuck with Lil Dicky's music? 636 00:23:07,972 --> 00:23:09,496 Dope, bro. One of the greatest. 637 00:23:09,539 --> 00:23:11,672 -Greatest what? -Rappers. 638 00:23:11,715 --> 00:23:13,674 I tell him that every fucking day. Like, "Bro, you dope 639 00:23:13,717 --> 00:23:15,458 "as fuck, bro, keep doing your shit. Be yourself, bro. 640 00:23:15,502 --> 00:23:16,938 -Don't fold on these niggas." -No. 641 00:23:16,981 --> 00:23:18,679 You're not gonna convince me that Lil Dicky is one 642 00:23:18,722 --> 00:23:19,941 of the-the best rappers out right now, brah. 643 00:23:19,984 --> 00:23:22,509 -Hey, man, you're gonna see, Charlamagne. -Stop it. 644 00:23:22,552 --> 00:23:25,294 One day, bro. Might not be today, but you gonna see. 645 00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:27,514 A-And what made you pick a black man as your hype man? 646 00:23:29,603 --> 00:23:32,040 -Well, uh... -It's not a complicated question, sir. 647 00:23:32,083 --> 00:23:34,825 I didn't think racially when I--I mean, I picked Gata. 648 00:23:34,869 --> 00:23:36,610 He's been a hype man for other rappers. 649 00:23:36,653 --> 00:23:38,742 Gata knows all my songs and he's, like, honestly, 650 00:23:38,786 --> 00:23:40,135 a very, like, talented performer. 651 00:23:40,178 --> 00:23:41,484 -He's great at dancing. He's...-Wow. 652 00:23:41,528 --> 00:23:43,138 Of course a white man would think 653 00:23:43,181 --> 00:23:45,053 a black man is a great dancer, Dave. 654 00:23:45,096 --> 00:23:49,927 I mean, he's just, you know, uh... 655 00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:51,842 I mean, yeah, he's, like, 656 00:23:51,886 --> 00:23:55,193 he's really-- he's good at-- yeah, uh... 657 00:23:55,237 --> 00:23:56,760 -not... -ANGELA: Good at what? 658 00:23:56,804 --> 00:23:59,154 Wait, is that cultural appropriation? 659 00:23:59,197 --> 00:24:01,069 CHARLAMAGNE: Yeah. 660 00:24:01,112 --> 00:24:02,287 It is. 661 00:24:02,331 --> 00:24:03,854 Uh... 662 00:24:03,898 --> 00:24:07,902 Is it? I'm wondering now if it is or not. 663 00:24:07,945 --> 00:24:10,557 Just right now? Just right now at this moment, a white rapper 664 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,690 is wondering if what he's doingis cultural appropriation? 665 00:24:13,734 --> 00:24:15,213 GATA: Man, fuck all that. 666 00:24:15,257 --> 00:24:17,215 I been in this nigga's mama house. 667 00:24:17,259 --> 00:24:20,218 They done cooked for me,I done slept in the guest room. 668 00:24:20,262 --> 00:24:22,656 Seriously, y'all don't know.Don't even fall for the hoopla. 669 00:24:22,699 --> 00:24:24,527 You've been there for me, like, when I was down, bro, 670 00:24:24,571 --> 00:24:26,137 on my mama, nigga, like... 671 00:24:26,181 --> 00:24:27,661 We supposed to be together, getting this money... 672 00:24:27,704 --> 00:24:28,879 -ANGELA: Wow. -...doing shit 673 00:24:28,923 --> 00:24:30,794 that people ain't never seen before, bro. 674 00:24:30,838 --> 00:24:33,580 -And that's what you doing, my nigga. -Here's what I'll say. 675 00:24:33,623 --> 00:24:36,147 If having Gata be a part of my rap career 676 00:24:36,191 --> 00:24:37,584 is, in fact, cultural appropriation 677 00:24:37,627 --> 00:24:40,195 in a way that was totally over my head, which is obviously 678 00:24:40,238 --> 00:24:43,154 so possible because I'm that stupid as a human being, 679 00:24:43,198 --> 00:24:46,984 then I really don't have regrets. 680 00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:49,421 -Mm-hmm. -I know that's a bizarre thing to say, but he's, like-- 681 00:24:49,465 --> 00:24:51,380 I got, like, one of the best friends I'll ever have 682 00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:53,687 out of it, so, like, I would do it again. I love this man. 683 00:24:53,730 --> 00:24:55,166 -CHARLAMAGNE: That's beautiful.-ANGELA: #RelationshipGoals. 684 00:24:55,210 --> 00:24:56,777 -I love you, too, my nigga. -CHARLAMAGNE: That's it. 685 00:24:56,820 --> 00:24:57,908 Real talk, bro. You my brother for life, bro. 686 00:24:57,952 --> 00:24:59,431 -I love you. -[Angela laughs] 687 00:24:59,475 --> 00:25:02,565 Y'all just need to be a couple.Where'd y'all meet, Tinder? 688 00:25:02,609 --> 00:25:04,654 -[laughs] -All right, Gata, cat's out of the bag. 689 00:25:04,698 --> 00:25:06,177 -Give me a smooch. -GATA: Look at this guy. 690 00:25:06,221 --> 00:25:08,136 Always being funny, man. I can't believe you, brah. 691 00:25:08,179 --> 00:25:10,355 -I think he's serious. -[gasps] -CHARLAMAGNE: Aw. 692 00:25:10,399 --> 00:25:13,707 -ANGELA: You guys are cute. -GATA: I'm out of here. South Central L.A., 693 00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:15,491 we did it, Gata made it to The Breakfast Club. 694 00:25:15,535 --> 00:25:18,146 Shout-out, Angela Yee, LD, Charlamagne, I'm gone. 695 00:25:18,189 --> 00:25:20,061 -That's right. Good to meet you.-I'm out. 696 00:25:20,104 --> 00:25:22,846 I have waited so longfor that kiss, you have no idea. 697 00:25:22,890 --> 00:25:24,587 -[laughs]-So, Dave, you told our producer 698 00:25:24,631 --> 00:25:26,633 that you have a song that you want to premiere 699 00:25:26,676 --> 00:25:27,634 right here on The Breakfast Club? 700 00:25:27,677 --> 00:25:29,636 -Huh, Lil Dave? Lil Dicky? -Yes. 701 00:25:29,679 --> 00:25:32,682 So, yeah, I've got this, it's my life's work. 702 00:25:32,726 --> 00:25:34,815 It's the best thing I've ever... 703 00:25:34,858 --> 00:25:36,643 um... 704 00:25:37,687 --> 00:25:39,689 I'm just gonna... 705 00:25:42,562 --> 00:25:44,433 Huh? 706 00:25:44,476 --> 00:25:45,782 Well, if I'm being honest with you, I have had conversations 707 00:25:45,826 --> 00:25:47,262 recently with my team about whether or not 708 00:25:47,305 --> 00:25:48,785 it's ready for public consumption. 709 00:25:48,829 --> 00:25:50,613 And it's actually not finished yet now that I think about it. 710 00:25:50,657 --> 00:25:52,833 How about I just rap for you instead? 711 00:25:52,876 --> 00:25:54,965 -You knew you was coming to The Breakfast Club. -So let me rap. 712 00:25:55,009 --> 00:25:56,706 Y-You really ready to rap live 713 00:25:56,750 --> 00:26:00,841 in front of eight million listeners tuned in? 714 00:26:00,884 --> 00:26:02,973 I think it is eight million potential new fans, 715 00:26:03,017 --> 00:26:04,496 and sometimes you have no choice 716 00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:06,281 and it just is what it is, so here we go. 717 00:26:06,324 --> 00:26:07,325 Eight million people that's about to think 718 00:26:07,369 --> 00:26:08,413 that you're wack. 719 00:26:08,457 --> 00:26:09,676 [instrumental beat playing] 720 00:26:09,719 --> 00:26:11,199 Or not. 721 00:26:11,242 --> 00:26:13,462 [exhales] ♪ Elz made the beat...♪ 722 00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:15,029 CHARLAMAGNE: Who the hell is Elz? 723 00:26:15,072 --> 00:26:17,074 ♪ Y'all probably didn't know what this was♪ 724 00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:18,772 ♪ Y'all probably about to hop on this bus♪ 725 00:26:18,815 --> 00:26:20,904 ♪ If you know somebody that'll call my bluff♪ 726 00:26:20,948 --> 00:26:23,733 ♪ Then line 'em all up, they will all need hugs♪ 727 00:26:23,777 --> 00:26:25,474 ♪ Condolences, in my own lane like bowling pins♪ 728 00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:27,128 ♪ I'm so dumb I don't even know where Poland is♪ 729 00:26:27,171 --> 00:26:29,086 ♪ Suburban kid, I got it at the roller rink♪ 730 00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:31,132 ♪ My girl just left, I should not have said that♪ 731 00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:33,221 ♪ But I guess I was due for a setback♪ 732 00:26:33,264 --> 00:26:34,657 ♪ I'm still dripping with the sauce, need a Wet-Nap♪ 733 00:26:34,701 --> 00:26:36,703 ♪ My dick sucks so bad♪ 734 00:26:36,746 --> 00:26:38,792 ♪ Y'all don't even want to know the details♪ 735 00:26:38,835 --> 00:26:40,794 ♪ You don't want to know about the surgeries, I kept it♪ 736 00:26:40,837 --> 00:26:42,926 ♪ All inside till now, fuck it, I'll tell everybody ♪ 737 00:26:42,970 --> 00:26:44,536 ♪ Two holes on my shaft♪ 738 00:26:44,580 --> 00:26:46,538 ♪ Hypospadias, look it up♪ 739 00:26:46,582 --> 00:26:49,063 ♪ I love when my fans are black, I'm a little tone-deaf♪ 740 00:26:49,106 --> 00:26:51,239 ♪ Yeah, what of it? You know my heart is in the right place ♪ 741 00:26:51,282 --> 00:26:53,371 ♪ I've been working like a dog in this bitch♪ 742 00:26:53,415 --> 00:26:55,243 ♪ And that phrase doesn't even make no sense 'cause dogs♪ 743 00:26:55,286 --> 00:26:57,767 ♪ Were probably the least evolved animals in the world ♪ 744 00:26:57,811 --> 00:26:58,942 ♪ I'm sweet like a sorbet, Mike calling me♪ 745 00:26:58,986 --> 00:27:00,814 ♪ About to get another tour date♪ 746 00:27:00,857 --> 00:27:02,816 ♪ More cake, give me more hate, this is horseplay♪ 747 00:27:02,859 --> 00:27:04,339 ♪ Hot in a North Face, you cannot ignore Dave♪ 748 00:27:04,382 --> 00:27:06,036 ♪ I know I'm privileged♪ 749 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,298 ♪ Eh, let's not even go there♪ 750 00:27:07,342 --> 00:27:08,822 ♪ Out here fucking it up, uh♪ 751 00:27:08,865 --> 00:27:10,911 ♪ But I'm still fucking it up, wait♪ 752 00:27:10,954 --> 00:27:12,913 ♪ Little body, but the boy sound tough, hold up♪ 753 00:27:12,956 --> 00:27:14,741 ♪ But they saying I'm not rap, Charlamagne, this is hip-hop ♪ 754 00:27:14,784 --> 00:27:17,918 ♪ Right? Give me the facts, just keep it real♪ 755 00:27:17,961 --> 00:27:18,875 ♪ I'm up and down, like off and on♪ 756 00:27:18,919 --> 00:27:20,834 ♪ I was an ad man at Omnicom♪ 757 00:27:20,877 --> 00:27:22,052 ♪ I used to eat with the parents at the Olive Garden♪ 758 00:27:22,096 --> 00:27:23,750 ♪ I was wearing nothing but Ralph Lauren♪ 759 00:27:23,793 --> 00:27:25,795 ♪ My mom adorned me, and I like milking porn♪ 760 00:27:25,839 --> 00:27:26,883 ♪ But I guess that's less important♪ 761 00:27:26,927 --> 00:27:28,624 ♪ Just a little sidenote about me♪ 762 00:27:28,668 --> 00:27:30,104 ♪ Tell Gata no need, I don't even need weed♪ 763 00:27:30,147 --> 00:27:32,062 ♪ I'll smoke this beat like♪ 764 00:27:32,106 --> 00:27:34,499 ♪ All of that, all the smoke, I need all of that♪ 765 00:27:34,543 --> 00:27:35,979 ♪ Trust-fall them, they falling back♪ 766 00:27:36,023 --> 00:27:37,764 ♪ I don't know nothing about life♪ 767 00:27:37,807 --> 00:27:39,156 ♪ But I write it like a book, wait♪ 768 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,158 ♪ How you doing? I'm good, great♪ 769 00:27:41,202 --> 00:27:43,291 ♪ And if you see me up on the street, say, "Hi, LD" ♪ 770 00:27:43,334 --> 00:27:45,772 ♪ And I'll stop you and say, "Well, my name is..."♪ 771 00:27:45,815 --> 00:27:48,165 What's your name? 772 00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:50,690 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 773 00:28:53,491 --> 00:28:55,450 I would like to explore the idea 774 00:28:55,493 --> 00:28:57,147 of tokenism in the workplace, 775 00:28:57,191 --> 00:28:59,671 where one minority is propped up 776 00:28:59,715 --> 00:29:02,239 to cover the experience of the entire population. 777 00:29:02,283 --> 00:29:03,806 WOMAN: That's interesting. 778 00:29:03,850 --> 00:29:05,852 Wait. Sorry. You're not sayingyou feel that way here? 779 00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:07,288 [inhales] 780 00:29:15,078 --> 00:29:17,037 MAN: I had no idea what I would find 781 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,821 when I went searching for my father. 782 00:29:18,865 --> 00:29:21,868 They flashed the Zodiac Killer,and my heart stopped. 783 00:29:21,911 --> 00:29:24,522 WOMAN: He believes he is the son of the Zodiac. 784 00:29:31,573 --> 00:29:35,925 MAN: We have 15 minutesand you have some cool stuffto show us. 785 00:29:38,275 --> 00:29:40,800 -[beeps] -[laughs] Oh, yeah. 786 00:29:43,367 --> 00:29:45,021 I want you to join Devs. 787 00:29:47,676 --> 00:29:48,895 WOMAN: What is Devs? 788 00:29:52,159 --> 00:29:54,161 It's the most beautiful thingI've ever seen.