1 00:00:01,256 --> 00:00:03,625 We are Nadja and Laszlo, the human music group. 2 00:00:03,725 --> 00:00:05,294 She's a superb lyricist. 3 00:00:05,394 --> 00:00:10,965 * We're feeling horny for blood We're feeling horny for love * 4 00:00:11,066 --> 00:00:13,034 (up-tempo music plays) 5 00:00:14,769 --> 00:00:15,770 VOCALISTS: Hey! 6 00:00:22,043 --> 00:00:23,612 * 7 00:00:26,881 --> 00:00:29,451 When the last time you told your-your homeboys 8 00:00:29,484 --> 00:00:30,919 that you love them and you appreciate them and value them? 9 00:00:30,952 --> 00:00:33,522 -EMMA: No... -(indistinct chatter on video) 10 00:00:33,555 --> 00:00:35,824 -Mm. -Turn that shit off. 11 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:38,960 I'm sorry. Just go back to sleep. 12 00:00:38,993 --> 00:00:40,562 (Emma groans) 13 00:00:40,595 --> 00:00:43,598 Did I get curb-stomped last night? 14 00:00:43,632 --> 00:00:48,937 I feel like my brain cells have been removed from my head and... 15 00:00:48,970 --> 00:00:50,739 Neither of those. 16 00:00:50,772 --> 00:00:53,308 ...put together randomly. 17 00:00:53,342 --> 00:00:54,976 (Elz chuckles) 18 00:00:55,009 --> 00:00:56,911 There was this little dude named "Tequila," 19 00:00:56,945 --> 00:00:59,948 and he came around, and you lost that fight. 20 00:00:59,981 --> 00:01:01,550 (Elz chuckles) 21 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,017 -You're an idiot. -(laughs) 22 00:01:05,820 --> 00:01:07,389 (Emma grunts softly) 23 00:01:07,422 --> 00:01:08,890 (squeaking) 24 00:01:08,923 --> 00:01:10,825 (Elz laughs) 25 00:01:10,859 --> 00:01:12,461 What the...? 26 00:01:12,494 --> 00:01:14,796 Whoa. Are you trying to smoke my USB right now? 27 00:01:14,829 --> 00:01:16,398 (laughs) 28 00:01:16,431 --> 00:01:18,767 Oh, my God. 29 00:01:20,135 --> 00:01:22,637 Just properly eject next time, please? 30 00:01:22,671 --> 00:01:24,673 -(chuckling) -(inhaling) 31 00:01:27,476 --> 00:01:30,479 (coughing) 32 00:01:30,512 --> 00:01:32,581 See, that's what you get, Chernobyl. 33 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:33,815 (coughing) 34 00:01:33,848 --> 00:01:35,850 ELZ: It's gonna kill you and me. 35 00:01:39,020 --> 00:01:41,790 What? Stop looking at me like that. 36 00:01:42,824 --> 00:01:44,659 Ow. 37 00:01:45,894 --> 00:01:47,462 Do you want water or anything? 38 00:01:47,496 --> 00:01:48,963 No, I'm good. 39 00:01:48,997 --> 00:01:50,665 -You want a hug? -No. 40 00:01:50,699 --> 00:01:53,134 -A high five? -Can you just stop talking? 41 00:01:55,537 --> 00:01:57,472 What the fuck happened to...? 42 00:01:57,506 --> 00:01:59,208 (sniffs) Ugh. 43 00:01:59,241 --> 00:02:01,310 -Oh, my... -Can I borrow a shirt? 44 00:02:01,343 --> 00:02:03,512 Yeah, but you look like a victim right now. 45 00:02:03,545 --> 00:02:05,013 I'm kidding. 46 00:02:05,046 --> 00:02:06,981 Let's see what we have here. 47 00:02:08,183 --> 00:02:10,919 (drawer opens) 48 00:02:13,388 --> 00:02:14,989 Boom. 49 00:02:15,023 --> 00:02:16,691 No. 50 00:02:16,725 --> 00:02:18,126 You wear that all the time. 51 00:02:18,159 --> 00:02:20,195 Everyone's gonna know it's your shirt. 52 00:02:22,931 --> 00:02:27,736 Well, haters gonna hate, so you get... 53 00:02:27,769 --> 00:02:29,238 (chuckling): a P.E. shirt. 54 00:02:30,872 --> 00:02:32,474 How's it feel... 55 00:02:32,507 --> 00:02:35,043 * To be with me? * 56 00:02:35,076 --> 00:02:38,380 -(snaps fingers) -You're so weird. 57 00:02:38,413 --> 00:02:39,814 Don't overreact and shit like that. 58 00:02:39,848 --> 00:02:41,416 I hold the door for everybody, girl. 59 00:02:41,450 --> 00:02:43,084 My mom raised a gentleman. 60 00:02:43,117 --> 00:02:46,488 You're so overly dramatic. 61 00:02:46,521 --> 00:02:48,723 Uh... what are you about to do? 62 00:02:52,193 --> 00:02:56,431 No plans. Just gonna continue being alive. 63 00:02:56,465 --> 00:02:58,267 Yeah. 64 00:02:58,300 --> 00:03:00,702 I got a meeting in a second. 65 00:03:00,735 --> 00:03:03,171 I should probably, like, shower or something, 66 00:03:03,204 --> 00:03:07,108 so I don't smell like tequila and ass when I get there, huh? 67 00:03:07,141 --> 00:03:11,280 Well, appreciate the, uh, hospitality. 68 00:03:11,313 --> 00:03:13,382 Is that what you do to everybody after you have sex? You just 69 00:03:13,415 --> 00:03:15,750 -punch them twice? -Bye. 70 00:03:17,218 --> 00:03:19,754 Fuck! 71 00:03:19,788 --> 00:03:21,756 (touch tones sounding) 72 00:03:21,790 --> 00:03:23,592 -(phone ringing through) -(scoffs) 73 00:03:25,927 --> 00:03:27,262 Yeah, I think somebody broke into your car. 74 00:03:27,296 --> 00:03:29,063 WOMAN: 911. Where is your emergency? 75 00:03:29,097 --> 00:03:31,065 -* Hi, I'm Dave * -* I'm Lil Dicky * 76 00:03:31,099 --> 00:03:32,701 -* Hi, I'm Dave * -* Who's Dave? * 77 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:34,703 * Hi, I'm Dave. * 78 00:03:34,736 --> 00:03:36,405 Correct me if I'm wrong. 79 00:03:36,438 --> 00:03:39,441 You usually call 911 when, like-- I don't know-- 80 00:03:39,474 --> 00:03:41,643 you're being currently stabbed in the chest or something, 81 00:03:41,676 --> 00:03:43,645 not when someone broke into your car. 82 00:03:43,678 --> 00:03:45,814 Well, my day just got stabbed in the chest. 83 00:03:45,847 --> 00:03:49,418 Now I got to deal with the cops, and then... oh, insurance 84 00:03:49,451 --> 00:03:51,119 and all that shit. 85 00:03:51,152 --> 00:03:53,788 And hope that my work is saved on the cloud. 86 00:03:53,822 --> 00:03:55,457 Don't call the cops while I'm sitting next to you, 87 00:03:55,490 --> 00:03:56,991 'cause then I'm under arrest, 88 00:03:57,025 --> 00:03:59,494 'cause I apparently broke into your car. 89 00:03:59,528 --> 00:04:01,129 -(chuckles) -And then I'm in handcuffs, 90 00:04:01,162 --> 00:04:04,566 and then you have no T-shirt, no dick, no laptop. 91 00:04:04,599 --> 00:04:06,468 I'm good on the T-shirt and the dicks, 92 00:04:06,501 --> 00:04:08,136 but you're right about the cops. 93 00:04:08,169 --> 00:04:09,838 They're just gonna make me file a report, 94 00:04:09,871 --> 00:04:11,773 and then go back to beating up poor people. 95 00:04:11,806 --> 00:04:13,775 (both chuckle softly) 96 00:04:13,808 --> 00:04:15,577 You don't have to stay here with me. 97 00:04:15,610 --> 00:04:17,278 All right, nigga. See you later. 98 00:04:18,313 --> 00:04:20,081 (laughs) 99 00:04:20,114 --> 00:04:22,283 -Could you imagine? -Wow. 100 00:04:22,317 --> 00:04:24,619 Ooh, is that a roly-poly? 101 00:04:24,653 --> 00:04:28,256 Well, yeah, I couldn't leave you looking homeless. 102 00:04:28,289 --> 00:04:29,824 This is your shirt. 103 00:04:31,125 --> 00:04:33,928 -(phone chimes) -(Elz sighs) 104 00:04:33,962 --> 00:04:36,931 Mm-hmm. 105 00:04:36,965 --> 00:04:38,600 (music plays over phone) 106 00:04:38,633 --> 00:04:42,471 Bro, every fucking time! 107 00:04:42,504 --> 00:04:44,439 What's up? 108 00:04:44,473 --> 00:04:47,776 This is my beat, and some SoundCloud rapper just stole it 109 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:49,778 and recorded his lame-ass verse to it 110 00:04:49,811 --> 00:04:51,212 and didn't give me any credit. 111 00:04:51,245 --> 00:04:54,215 Let's take the beat and kill his mom to it. 112 00:04:54,248 --> 00:04:56,718 It's just, like... why am I still dealing with this shit? 113 00:04:56,751 --> 00:04:59,287 Like, how fucking old am I? 114 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:00,722 Do you know what it feels like 115 00:05:00,755 --> 00:05:02,557 to just have your work stolen from under you? 116 00:05:02,591 --> 00:05:05,760 No fucking clue. 117 00:05:08,196 --> 00:05:10,399 Now I'm about to DJ 118 00:05:10,432 --> 00:05:12,467 this fucking silent disco tonight like a creep. 119 00:05:12,501 --> 00:05:14,469 I just be sitting in sessions with Trippie 120 00:05:14,503 --> 00:05:16,538 for, like, 12 fucking hours, not playing any beats 121 00:05:16,571 --> 00:05:18,339 on my hard drive 'cause I'm scared. 122 00:05:18,373 --> 00:05:21,910 But like, bro, I want to be a fucking producer, you know? 123 00:05:21,943 --> 00:05:24,513 If you want to be an actual producer, show him. 124 00:05:24,546 --> 00:05:26,715 Have you met this kid? He's so intimidating. 125 00:05:26,748 --> 00:05:29,518 There's an "eight" in the middle of his fucking face, like... 126 00:05:29,551 --> 00:05:31,319 like a fucking calculator or something, brah. 127 00:05:31,352 --> 00:05:32,854 That shit is nerve-racking. 128 00:05:32,887 --> 00:05:35,089 Speaking of, when's your meeting? 129 00:05:35,123 --> 00:05:37,559 Um... 130 00:05:37,592 --> 00:05:39,327 Uh... 131 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:42,063 it's not really important. 132 00:05:42,096 --> 00:05:43,432 They don't need me every second of it. 133 00:05:43,465 --> 00:05:44,999 (sighs) You don't have to do that. 134 00:05:45,033 --> 00:05:47,902 -Do what? -Treat me like a fucking random. 135 00:05:47,936 --> 00:05:50,405 You don't have to make up a meeting just to get rid of me. 136 00:05:50,439 --> 00:05:52,407 Oh, make up a meeting? 137 00:05:52,441 --> 00:05:54,375 I didn't make up a meeting. 138 00:05:54,409 --> 00:05:56,377 I just... You know, it was... 139 00:05:56,411 --> 00:05:58,379 Today is... 140 00:05:58,413 --> 00:06:00,449 a day, and tomorrow's another day, and... 141 00:06:00,482 --> 00:06:03,585 Look, we were friends before whatever happened last night, 142 00:06:03,618 --> 00:06:06,888 so you don't get to act different now. 143 00:06:08,590 --> 00:06:10,792 You're not gonna say "bye," give me a hug, nothing? 144 00:06:10,825 --> 00:06:13,294 -Get off my car. -Or else what? 145 00:06:13,327 --> 00:06:15,564 I'll run you over. 146 00:06:15,597 --> 00:06:17,265 Really? You're gonna run me over? 147 00:06:17,298 --> 00:06:19,801 Wait, wait. Before you start your car, can you hear me? 148 00:06:19,834 --> 00:06:21,470 -Huh? -It's a joke. Your window's broken. 149 00:06:21,503 --> 00:06:23,371 -(laughs) -(car starts) 150 00:06:23,404 --> 00:06:25,707 -Get out of the way. -You're not gonna do shit. 151 00:06:25,740 --> 00:06:27,776 -(engine revs, horn toots) -Really?! 152 00:06:27,809 --> 00:06:29,944 -EMMA: Bye. -Hey! 153 00:06:29,978 --> 00:06:32,614 You left your vape! You left your vape! 154 00:06:37,786 --> 00:06:39,488 Yo, so I got this crazy idea for a music video, right? 155 00:06:39,521 --> 00:06:41,389 So it looks like you're walking down a nail polish aisle. 156 00:06:41,422 --> 00:06:43,291 It's just, like, a bunch of rows of bottles 157 00:06:43,324 --> 00:06:45,594 of nail polish in order of flesh tone. 158 00:06:45,627 --> 00:06:47,562 But then you zoom in, 159 00:06:47,596 --> 00:06:49,330 and it's just a bunch of naked-ass dudes 160 00:06:49,363 --> 00:06:50,999 organized by, like, every race-- light skin, 161 00:06:51,032 --> 00:06:54,636 dark skin, brown skin, every tone. Crazy, right? 162 00:06:54,669 --> 00:06:56,304 Well, let me hit you back when I leave the studio. 163 00:06:56,337 --> 00:06:59,273 All right. 164 00:06:59,307 --> 00:07:01,576 You want to be in a music video? 165 00:07:01,610 --> 00:07:03,978 I... don't really think that's my thing. 166 00:07:04,012 --> 00:07:05,680 I don't have the chest for that. 167 00:07:05,714 --> 00:07:08,116 -But you want some coffee? -I'll do the coffee, 168 00:07:08,149 --> 00:07:09,818 but I don't fuck with milk. 169 00:07:09,851 --> 00:07:12,286 Out of respect for cows? 170 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,022 Out of respect for the titties. 171 00:07:14,055 --> 00:07:16,024 -Well, this is pea milk from a pea. -(phone ringing) 172 00:07:16,057 --> 00:07:18,426 There's literally not one titty involved, so, 173 00:07:18,459 --> 00:07:19,961 -I guess you could kind of... -Hold that thought, pea milk. 174 00:07:19,994 --> 00:07:22,631 Yo, this dude is, like, punking out, asked to be in my video. 175 00:07:22,664 --> 00:07:24,432 (mimicking): Punking out. 176 00:07:24,465 --> 00:07:26,467 Yeah, see, they got all the candy in here, so... 177 00:07:26,501 --> 00:07:29,337 I'm gonna take you to where all the candy is. (mumbles) 178 00:07:29,370 --> 00:07:30,805 Oh, man. 179 00:07:30,839 --> 00:07:33,441 -What's up, man? How are you? -What's going down? 180 00:07:33,474 --> 00:07:35,610 Chill... chillin'. 181 00:07:35,644 --> 00:07:36,978 -Right. -Um, are you gonna 182 00:07:37,011 --> 00:07:39,013 record later or anything, or...? 183 00:07:39,047 --> 00:07:40,448 -Yeah, I'm-a be in there. -All right, cool, 'cause I 184 00:07:40,481 --> 00:07:41,950 wanted to load up some beats for you. 185 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:43,952 -If you have any time... -Look-look-look, before that, 186 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:45,186 uh, can you do me a favor? 187 00:07:45,219 --> 00:07:46,855 -Mm-hmm. -Okay, look, 188 00:07:46,888 --> 00:07:48,823 this is my nephew Sauron. 189 00:07:48,857 --> 00:07:50,224 Hey, Sauron. I'm Elz. 190 00:07:50,258 --> 00:07:51,626 Hi, Elz. 191 00:07:51,660 --> 00:07:53,461 That's a cool chain you got. 192 00:07:53,494 --> 00:07:55,530 -Are those diamonds? -Yes. 193 00:07:55,564 --> 00:07:58,399 So, look, I was supposed to take him shopping, but I can't 194 00:07:58,432 --> 00:07:59,834 'cause I got to go do this music video, 195 00:07:59,868 --> 00:08:02,036 and it ain't the right surrounding for a little bro, 196 00:08:02,070 --> 00:08:05,006 so I need you to go take him shopping for me. 197 00:08:05,039 --> 00:08:06,240 -Take him shopping? -Yeah, like, 198 00:08:06,274 --> 00:08:08,042 take him to Beverly Hills, yeah. 199 00:08:08,076 --> 00:08:09,678 Sir, I don't think you understand. 200 00:08:09,711 --> 00:08:12,814 Bro, I don't have any money. 201 00:08:12,847 --> 00:08:14,716 Like, I work here. I'm a normal dude. 202 00:08:14,749 --> 00:08:17,151 I got money. Sauron, how much money you need? 203 00:08:17,185 --> 00:08:18,486 This much. 204 00:08:18,519 --> 00:08:20,188 All right, I got you. 205 00:08:20,221 --> 00:08:21,990 That's a... awful lot of money 206 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:24,759 to hand a child. How old is he? 207 00:08:24,793 --> 00:08:26,027 Now, what do we do? 208 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:28,697 -Share. -We share. 209 00:08:28,730 --> 00:08:30,398 I'll see you later, Sauron. 210 00:08:30,431 --> 00:08:33,234 -All right, dude, I appreciate it. -Uh... 211 00:08:33,267 --> 00:08:35,503 uh, man... I feel like one of these people 212 00:08:35,536 --> 00:08:38,106 he might be more comfortable with. 213 00:08:39,808 --> 00:08:41,175 (mumbles) 214 00:08:41,209 --> 00:08:43,111 (sighs) What do I... 215 00:08:43,144 --> 00:08:46,180 Do you need to eat food? Do you eat? 216 00:08:46,214 --> 00:08:48,049 Yes. 217 00:08:48,082 --> 00:08:50,218 What a treat this is. 218 00:08:50,251 --> 00:08:51,720 His face is... 219 00:08:51,753 --> 00:08:53,387 I love him. 220 00:08:53,421 --> 00:08:56,090 Let me ask you this, and forgive my ignorance, but... 221 00:08:56,124 --> 00:08:58,927 do most engineers that are trying to become producers 222 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,561 take the babysitting route? 223 00:09:00,595 --> 00:09:02,563 You know, I'm sure Dr. Dre at one point in time 224 00:09:02,597 --> 00:09:04,098 -had to babysit someone. -He babysat? Yeah. I... 225 00:09:04,132 --> 00:09:06,100 This is not my industry. I mean, it's my industry, 226 00:09:06,134 --> 00:09:08,770 but it's not my, like, you know, my niche. 227 00:09:08,803 --> 00:09:10,271 Yeah. What is your niche, rapping? 228 00:09:10,304 --> 00:09:11,773 Ooh, hard to put your finger 229 00:09:11,806 --> 00:09:14,242 on what my niche is. I'm very, like, multidimensional. 230 00:09:14,275 --> 00:09:16,711 You know, I do rap-- you saw me go viral with, like, a stunt 231 00:09:16,745 --> 00:09:18,613 where I impacted the entire culture of America. 232 00:09:18,647 --> 00:09:20,148 Yeah, for a bunch of middle school kids. 233 00:09:20,181 --> 00:09:21,482 -Whoop-de-doo. -The way I see it, 234 00:09:21,515 --> 00:09:23,818 you-you've kind of entered this, like, wormhole 235 00:09:23,852 --> 00:09:26,320 that reverses your trajectory and, like, your career 236 00:09:26,354 --> 00:09:28,422 borderline has Benjamin Button's disease, 237 00:09:28,456 --> 00:09:31,292 -Interesting. Okay. -'cause you just keep going backwards. 238 00:09:31,325 --> 00:09:33,895 Your career could have any sort of disease you want it to have, 239 00:09:33,928 --> 00:09:35,563 because I can take half of it. 240 00:09:35,596 --> 00:09:36,998 -How? -Do you real... 241 00:09:37,031 --> 00:09:39,467 I own half of your stuff, 'cause I make the beats. 242 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:40,769 -Okay. -Therefore... 243 00:09:40,802 --> 00:09:42,603 -Right. -really, you're waiting on me 244 00:09:42,637 --> 00:09:44,305 to make everything happen, Captain. 245 00:09:44,338 --> 00:09:45,974 You're right. I'm sorry. It's just guys being guy... 246 00:09:46,007 --> 00:09:48,242 But you know what, you need a producer tag. 247 00:09:48,276 --> 00:09:51,279 -No.'Cause producer tags are so corny, though. -Yeah, that... They are corny, 248 00:09:51,312 --> 00:09:53,281 but yours can be cool...er than most, and also, 249 00:09:53,314 --> 00:09:54,916 the-the reason that they exist 250 00:09:54,949 --> 00:09:56,584 is so people don't just, like, run away with the beat. 251 00:09:56,617 --> 00:09:57,952 Look, let's make one right now. 252 00:09:57,986 --> 00:10:00,021 Voice memo up, and... 253 00:10:00,054 --> 00:10:01,022 * Elz! 254 00:10:01,055 --> 00:10:02,490 * No...! 255 00:10:02,523 --> 00:10:04,125 * Don't take it! 256 00:10:04,158 --> 00:10:05,126 Just playing with you. 257 00:10:05,159 --> 00:10:06,594 I'll give you a good one. Hold on. 258 00:10:06,627 --> 00:10:09,197 * Elz, please don't steal my beat * 259 00:10:09,230 --> 00:10:10,631 -* Or Elz. -See? No. 260 00:10:10,665 --> 00:10:13,101 I think-- You know what it has to be? A female's voice. 261 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:15,003 I can do f... Okay, that's easy. 262 00:10:15,036 --> 00:10:17,271 (feminine voice): * Elz, I know how to use the software well * 263 00:10:17,305 --> 00:10:18,840 * But I don't know how to navigate * 264 00:10:18,873 --> 00:10:20,008 * This industry socially. 265 00:10:20,041 --> 00:10:21,509 -Sexy Latin woman. -That's fine. Easy. 266 00:10:21,542 --> 00:10:23,044 'Cause everything you say right now sounds like shit. 267 00:10:23,077 --> 00:10:24,779 Sexy Latin. I got that, too. Okay. 268 00:10:24,813 --> 00:10:27,281 * Ooh, Elz, papito, how did you make it * 269 00:10:27,315 --> 00:10:30,384 * With the software in time in between fucking me so good? * 270 00:10:30,418 --> 00:10:32,620 Enough. You're too satisfied with my misfortunes. 271 00:10:32,653 --> 00:10:33,988 It's just guys being guys. 272 00:10:34,022 --> 00:10:36,024 You're not a guy, you're a dick. 273 00:10:36,057 --> 00:10:39,994 I can't believe Trippie entrusted you with this child. 274 00:10:40,028 --> 00:10:41,996 Bro, I can't believe it, either. 275 00:10:42,030 --> 00:10:44,132 Think about it. He has, like, a heartbeat. 276 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:45,533 -Yeah. -Beats. 277 00:10:45,566 --> 00:10:47,535 It's not, like, his session files. 278 00:10:47,568 --> 00:10:48,803 -You know, this is a... -Bro, vocals, 279 00:10:48,837 --> 00:10:50,038 I'm fine with stuff like that, yeah. 280 00:10:50,071 --> 00:10:52,506 Realistically, would you rather lose this child 281 00:10:52,540 --> 00:10:54,976 or lose all of his session files? 282 00:10:55,009 --> 00:10:58,012 I don't want to contemplate either of those options. 283 00:10:58,046 --> 00:10:59,380 They both sound terrifying. 284 00:10:59,413 --> 00:11:00,715 Are these wooden shirts? 285 00:11:02,350 --> 00:11:03,684 Yep. 286 00:11:03,718 --> 00:11:06,387 All these shirts are 100% wood. 287 00:11:06,420 --> 00:11:08,256 -(chuckles) -What a concept. 288 00:11:08,289 --> 00:11:10,658 I have never heard of this. This is very innovative. 289 00:11:10,691 --> 00:11:12,060 Are these things flying off the shelves? 290 00:11:12,093 --> 00:11:14,028 Uh, yeah, not quite flying. 291 00:11:14,062 --> 00:11:16,664 Have you ever been on Shark Tank or anything? 292 00:11:16,697 --> 00:11:18,366 What's that? 293 00:11:18,399 --> 00:11:19,934 It's a TV show. 294 00:11:19,968 --> 00:11:21,903 Oh, I-I just reentered society. 295 00:11:21,936 --> 00:11:23,738 I want one. 296 00:11:23,772 --> 00:11:25,606 -The wooden shirt? -By all means, man. 297 00:11:25,639 --> 00:11:27,241 You got ten grand. 298 00:11:27,275 --> 00:11:28,542 Try one on, man. 299 00:11:28,576 --> 00:11:30,511 -Want to try this one on, buddy? -Yeah. 300 00:11:30,544 --> 00:11:32,246 -Are these splinter-free? -Splinter-free. 301 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:35,083 Took a year to figure that out. 302 00:11:35,116 --> 00:11:36,717 Where do you wear these? Like... 303 00:11:36,751 --> 00:11:38,086 socially, like, how does it... 304 00:11:38,119 --> 00:11:39,954 Yeah, anywhere you'd wear a normal shirt. 305 00:11:39,988 --> 00:11:41,689 -Hunting... -I hope you don't have any woodpeckers 306 00:11:41,722 --> 00:11:44,258 in your neighborhood. 307 00:11:44,292 --> 00:11:46,260 I don't mean that, like... 308 00:11:46,294 --> 00:11:47,796 molestually, or... 309 00:11:47,829 --> 00:11:50,398 Yo, this is hard. 310 00:11:50,431 --> 00:11:52,266 You look like Pinocchio took steroids. 311 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:54,969 DAVE: You look like if they made a new Pinocchio movie, you know, 312 00:11:55,003 --> 00:11:59,040 today with all the progressive racial casting in mind. 313 00:11:59,073 --> 00:12:00,909 -(Elz laughs) -Can you even, like, run around in it or anything? 314 00:12:00,942 --> 00:12:02,944 -Like, do you have mobility? -Yeah. 315 00:12:02,977 --> 00:12:05,246 Oh, wow! 316 00:12:05,279 --> 00:12:07,715 -ELZ: Yeah. -You're like Barry Sanders right now. 317 00:12:07,748 --> 00:12:09,483 -Look at you. -You're, like, the first wheel ever. 318 00:12:09,517 --> 00:12:11,085 You're like Muhammad Ali. 319 00:12:11,119 --> 00:12:13,721 -Oh! Sauron! -Oh! Oh, my lord. 320 00:12:13,754 --> 00:12:15,456 Don't... It's gonna scrape. You can't... It's gonna scrape. 321 00:12:15,489 --> 00:12:17,458 -SAURON: I can't get up. -Uh, can you roll over? 322 00:12:17,491 --> 00:12:19,127 -SAURON: No. -Aah, he can't even... 323 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:21,095 -He's, like, a... What do y... -ELZ: Aah! 324 00:12:21,129 --> 00:12:22,596 -One, two, three, lift. -(yelling) 325 00:12:22,630 --> 00:12:24,432 Oh, my lord! 326 00:12:24,465 --> 00:12:25,599 -Are you all right? -Yeah. 327 00:12:25,633 --> 00:12:27,068 -Oh. -You're buying? Oh, my God. 328 00:12:27,101 --> 00:12:29,737 -DAVE: Thank God this is hard. -ELZ: Jesus. 329 00:12:29,770 --> 00:12:30,972 You got any socks? 330 00:12:35,643 --> 00:12:37,478 Hey, this your boy Kid Toilet here to drop my new single. 331 00:12:37,511 --> 00:12:38,779 -The beat is fire on it. -ELZ: Fucking thief. 332 00:12:38,813 --> 00:12:40,581 It's called "Pops, Percs, Oxys and Xannies." 333 00:12:40,614 --> 00:12:43,451 If your pops like me right now, drop a comment below. 334 00:12:43,484 --> 00:12:45,820 -Kid Toilet. Flush with pride. -(knocking) 335 00:12:45,854 --> 00:12:48,456 -What's up? -What's up, buttercup? 336 00:12:48,489 --> 00:12:50,591 Wow. 337 00:12:50,624 --> 00:12:53,094 -Fancy. -Little bit. 338 00:12:53,127 --> 00:12:54,628 How are you? 339 00:12:54,662 --> 00:12:57,298 Eh, been better. 340 00:12:57,331 --> 00:12:58,833 Wait a second. 341 00:12:58,867 --> 00:13:01,269 Oh, hell yes. 342 00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:04,105 Just you know, all this other equipment, it's un-smokable. 343 00:13:04,138 --> 00:13:06,340 Just fair warning, just in case you try 344 00:13:06,374 --> 00:13:08,676 to pick anything up randomly and hit it. 345 00:13:08,709 --> 00:13:10,211 Wow. You're funny. 346 00:13:10,244 --> 00:13:13,214 What's going on with your laptop, kiddo? 347 00:13:13,247 --> 00:13:14,815 (groans) Investigation's ongoing. 348 00:13:14,849 --> 00:13:16,784 But you know what? I may start stealing laptops, 349 00:13:16,817 --> 00:13:18,786 because apparently there's no consequences for it. 350 00:13:18,819 --> 00:13:20,154 Unless I, uh... 351 00:13:21,923 --> 00:13:23,858 (whispers): ...I turn you in. 352 00:13:23,892 --> 00:13:25,894 I knew you were a rat. 353 00:13:25,927 --> 00:13:27,828 What am I gonna do with you? 354 00:13:27,862 --> 00:13:30,564 -Stand up 69 where I hold you? -(laughs) 355 00:13:30,598 --> 00:13:32,333 -Dude, let's do it. -Hey, punch me in. 356 00:13:32,366 --> 00:13:34,202 I'm about to go crazy, bruh. 357 00:13:34,235 --> 00:13:35,636 Let me get a session, man. 358 00:13:35,669 --> 00:13:37,005 I'm trying to go Einstein in the booth. 359 00:13:37,038 --> 00:13:39,240 Me and him could be making classics right now. 360 00:13:39,273 --> 00:13:41,175 -Oh. -Come on, man. 361 00:13:41,209 --> 00:13:43,044 We supposed to be making hits. 362 00:13:43,077 --> 00:13:45,079 Um, I'm gonna leave you guys. 363 00:13:45,113 --> 00:13:46,680 Hold on. You stay here. Don't you got the plug 364 00:13:46,714 --> 00:13:49,017 on the stick and dot tattoos and the poke and shit? 365 00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:51,385 Like, I'm trying to get tatted, like, blasted for real. 366 00:13:51,419 --> 00:13:54,755 -At my place, yeah. So what are you thinking? -Man, I'm thinking about, 367 00:13:54,788 --> 00:13:58,559 you know, Maserati, me in the back with two Chinese joints, 368 00:13:58,592 --> 00:14:00,694 you know, like, you can see through the windows, 369 00:14:00,728 --> 00:14:03,932 me just getting head, watching a documentary about some... 370 00:14:03,965 --> 00:14:05,499 Fijian chicks, like, you know, 371 00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:07,501 TVs in the headrest, all of that, just chilling, 372 00:14:07,535 --> 00:14:08,702 real boss shit. 373 00:14:08,736 --> 00:14:10,304 What kind of Maserati? 374 00:14:12,941 --> 00:14:14,775 I know y'all smashin'. 375 00:14:14,808 --> 00:14:17,578 (snickers) What? 376 00:14:17,611 --> 00:14:19,513 I know y'all smashin'. Look at y'all. 377 00:14:19,547 --> 00:14:20,848 Y'all just in here vibing, like, 378 00:14:20,881 --> 00:14:22,416 the computer ain't even doing nothing 379 00:14:22,450 --> 00:14:24,518 about music, it's just sitting there. 380 00:14:24,552 --> 00:14:26,487 Ugh. I'd rather die. 381 00:14:29,057 --> 00:14:30,691 GATA: On that note, 382 00:14:30,724 --> 00:14:32,626 I'm-a bounce, 'cause I got a baddy at the house 383 00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:35,429 waiting on me, bruh. I'm gone, Kong. 384 00:14:36,464 --> 00:14:37,831 (chuckles) 385 00:14:39,968 --> 00:14:41,802 Hey. 386 00:14:41,835 --> 00:14:43,137 Let me get in that booth. 387 00:14:43,171 --> 00:14:44,772 Let me make some classics. 388 00:14:44,805 --> 00:14:46,474 Whatever. 389 00:14:48,109 --> 00:14:49,777 Oh, shit. 390 00:14:49,810 --> 00:14:53,281 I just remembered all my nudes are on that laptop. 391 00:14:53,314 --> 00:14:55,416 Guess I got to retake 'em. 392 00:14:55,449 --> 00:14:57,918 I guess so. 393 00:14:57,952 --> 00:15:00,121 Wow. 394 00:15:00,154 --> 00:15:02,156 You're fun. 395 00:15:03,791 --> 00:15:06,260 All of a sudden you want me to be fun? 396 00:15:06,294 --> 00:15:09,998 Like, every time I do something for you, it's too much. 397 00:15:10,031 --> 00:15:12,300 If I give you a T-shirt, it's too Elz of a T-shirt. 398 00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:14,802 If I open the door for you, it's too nice 399 00:15:14,835 --> 00:15:16,770 for me to do that. I just don't know 400 00:15:16,804 --> 00:15:18,606 what you want from me, and I'm following your lead, 401 00:15:18,639 --> 00:15:20,441 and you're just all over the place. 402 00:15:20,474 --> 00:15:22,476 See, this is exactly why we shouldn't have had sex. 403 00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:24,678 You're acting like an emo bitch. 404 00:15:25,946 --> 00:15:28,116 Emo bitch. 405 00:15:29,117 --> 00:15:30,618 Got you. 406 00:15:31,986 --> 00:15:34,522 Good one. 407 00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:39,960 (Emma sighs) 408 00:15:44,832 --> 00:15:46,467 (sighs heavily) 409 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,502 (instrumental music plays, featuring synthesizer) 410 00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,306 TRIPPIE: Oh, man, what's this? 411 00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:54,142 Oh. 412 00:15:54,175 --> 00:15:55,943 Um... this is a-a beat I... 413 00:15:55,976 --> 00:15:57,845 Uh, nigga, this is a beat I made. 414 00:15:57,878 --> 00:15:59,547 Vibe hard. Run that shit back a little bit? 415 00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:01,482 -Yeah. -Yeah. 416 00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:04,018 That shit crazy. 417 00:16:04,052 --> 00:16:05,819 I j... I just be making beats all the time. 418 00:16:05,853 --> 00:16:07,788 I got hella beats just in case you ever need any, you know? 419 00:16:07,821 --> 00:16:09,823 Yeah, I need this one. 420 00:16:09,857 --> 00:16:12,560 Yeah, I'll, uh... 421 00:16:12,593 --> 00:16:14,695 I'll-I'll-I'll save it for you or whatever. 422 00:16:14,728 --> 00:16:16,330 Who you was holding this for-- Thug? 423 00:16:16,364 --> 00:16:18,566 -Young Thug? -Yeah. 424 00:16:18,599 --> 00:16:20,234 Who do you think I am? 425 00:16:20,268 --> 00:16:22,470 Bro, I am normal, nigga. I Uber. 426 00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,305 For real? 427 00:16:24,338 --> 00:16:25,806 No, I drive Uber. 428 00:16:25,839 --> 00:16:28,008 How come you ain't tell me about this? 429 00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:29,577 I mean, I don't want to overstep my boundaries. 430 00:16:29,610 --> 00:16:31,312 I'm sure, like, a bunch of people come to you like, 431 00:16:31,345 --> 00:16:32,713 "Yo, I got a beat for you," 432 00:16:32,746 --> 00:16:34,082 "Yo, let me rap for you," so it's, like... 433 00:16:34,115 --> 00:16:35,683 I mean, but you're understeppin' 434 00:16:35,716 --> 00:16:38,186 'cause you're not trying to show somebody that work. 435 00:16:38,219 --> 00:16:40,088 I feel you. I just be scared. 436 00:16:40,121 --> 00:16:41,922 I don't want to be weird. 437 00:16:41,955 --> 00:16:44,658 Damn! Oh, sick. 438 00:16:44,692 --> 00:16:46,394 This is my new favorite shirt. 439 00:16:46,427 --> 00:16:49,263 That's like some 300 shit. Give... 440 00:16:49,297 --> 00:16:50,664 Give me a high five, man. 441 00:16:50,698 --> 00:16:52,566 You know, I... I picked that shit out for him. 442 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,001 For real? That's like some 443 00:16:54,034 --> 00:16:57,238 "This is Sparta!" looking-ass shit. 444 00:16:57,271 --> 00:17:00,708 You know what I'm saying? It's that, "Yeah!" (chuckles) 445 00:17:00,741 --> 00:17:04,478 Yeah, like, "Are you not entertained?!" 446 00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:08,416 Yeah... 447 00:17:08,449 --> 00:17:09,850 Okay. 448 00:17:09,883 --> 00:17:11,552 Maybe not? 449 00:17:11,585 --> 00:17:13,187 -* Ready! * -* Let's go * 450 00:17:13,221 --> 00:17:15,223 * Hittaz on deck, hittaz on deck, hittaz on deck * 451 00:17:15,256 --> 00:17:19,093 * I'm 17, got that bad ho stay on my... * 452 00:17:19,127 --> 00:17:21,195 Hey, can you play "Party in the U.S.A."? 453 00:17:21,229 --> 00:17:25,533 I-I actually would rather just pull all my teeth out, 454 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:28,136 try to eat a steak, maybe. 455 00:17:28,169 --> 00:17:29,903 Excuse me? I work for the sponsor, 456 00:17:29,937 --> 00:17:31,639 if you're interested in keeping this gig. 457 00:17:31,672 --> 00:17:33,441 (Valley girl voice): Oh, my God. That's so crazy. 458 00:17:33,474 --> 00:17:34,875 What am I gonna do if I don't 459 00:17:34,908 --> 00:17:36,310 -keep this fucking gig? -Screw you. 460 00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:38,078 How am I gonna eat tonight, lady?! 461 00:17:38,112 --> 00:17:39,647 (chuckles) 462 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,649 * I ain't never seen you with a gun... * 463 00:17:41,682 --> 00:17:44,118 -L.A., open up that fucking pit! -* Hop out with choppas * 464 00:17:44,152 --> 00:17:45,953 * Young niggas shottas, leave a nigga red... * 465 00:17:45,986 --> 00:17:48,622 Oh, none of you guys can fucking hear me. 466 00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:53,761 Hey, you know what the fuck it is. You're a loser. Ha! 467 00:17:53,794 --> 00:17:55,796 That's my fucking loser. That's my guy right there. 468 00:17:55,829 --> 00:17:58,932 If you or a loved one was diagnosed with mesothelioma, 469 00:17:58,966 --> 00:18:00,668 you can collect money or some shit! 470 00:18:00,701 --> 00:18:02,603 She's cheating on you, dawg. You know. 471 00:18:02,636 --> 00:18:04,938 You're cheating on that nigga. Yeah. 472 00:18:04,972 --> 00:18:07,741 What's up, white people?! Yeah, you're fucking trash. 473 00:18:07,775 --> 00:18:10,278 High five if you love black people. Fuck, yeah. 474 00:18:10,311 --> 00:18:12,746 High five if you don't love black people. You're crazy. 475 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:16,517 -Hey, can I make a request? -Oh. (laughs) 476 00:18:16,550 --> 00:18:20,354 Um, only if it's "Get The Fuck Out My Face" by Rich Homie Quan. 477 00:18:20,388 --> 00:18:22,490 How about "Don't Be Lame. 478 00:18:22,523 --> 00:18:25,426 "I Came All The Way Here in Rush Hour to This Nightmare Event 479 00:18:25,459 --> 00:18:27,928 With No Passenger Side Window to See Your Dumb Ass." 480 00:18:27,961 --> 00:18:29,697 It's my jam. 481 00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:32,032 (Elz laughs softly) 482 00:18:32,065 --> 00:18:34,101 Like, why was I mad at you again? 483 00:18:34,134 --> 00:18:35,536 I really can't remember. 484 00:18:35,569 --> 00:18:38,105 Uh... I don't know. 485 00:18:38,138 --> 00:18:40,608 Well, I'll just accept this as an apology. 486 00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:43,377 This is not an apology. I didn't come here to apologize. 487 00:18:43,411 --> 00:18:44,812 Oh, so you came here 488 00:18:44,845 --> 00:18:46,314 (in baby voice): 'cause you missed me? 489 00:18:46,347 --> 00:18:47,715 You couldn't live without me? 490 00:18:47,748 --> 00:18:49,983 (chuckles softly) Maybe. 491 00:18:50,017 --> 00:18:52,052 Maybe you couldn't live without me? 492 00:18:52,085 --> 00:18:53,854 -Uh... -We should have fucked. 493 00:18:53,887 --> 00:18:55,789 I'm happy we fucked. 494 00:18:55,823 --> 00:18:58,226 Obvious fucking-ly, I'm happy we fucked, too. Yeah. 495 00:18:58,259 --> 00:18:59,960 Obviously fucking-ly. 496 00:18:59,993 --> 00:19:03,831 I just don't want our friends to find out yet, so... 497 00:19:03,864 --> 00:19:05,399 I mean, dude, the last thing I want in life 498 00:19:05,433 --> 00:19:06,900 is Dave giving me fucking relationship advice, 499 00:19:06,934 --> 00:19:08,536 so trust me, I understand. 500 00:19:08,569 --> 00:19:11,639 Do you think I want Ally to give me relationship advice? 501 00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,407 You think I want fuckin' Ally to give me relationship advice? 502 00:19:13,441 --> 00:19:15,976 -Jesus Christ. -No. So we're good. 503 00:19:16,009 --> 00:19:18,212 You're a crazy person, you know that? 504 00:19:18,246 --> 00:19:20,214 I take that as a compliment. 505 00:19:20,248 --> 00:19:21,649 -(indistinct chatter) -MAN: Hey. -MAN 2: What's up, man? 506 00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:24,852 Oh, shit. The music stopped. Um... 507 00:19:24,885 --> 00:19:26,487 EMMA: Oh, shit. 508 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,089 If you're here for the silent disco, make some noise! 509 00:19:29,122 --> 00:19:30,658 -MAN: Yeah. -MAN 3: Play it, man. 510 00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:32,159 -Let's play it. -(quiet chatter) 511 00:19:32,192 --> 00:19:34,395 (rap song starts playing) 512 00:19:34,428 --> 00:19:36,163 (laughs softly) 513 00:19:36,196 --> 00:19:38,932 Can you believe that? Okay, wait. 514 00:19:38,966 --> 00:19:40,901 I got something for you. 515 00:19:40,934 --> 00:19:43,604 -Close your eyes. -Whoa. 516 00:19:43,637 --> 00:19:45,506 (high-pitched voice): Excuse me. Wooden shirt coming through. 517 00:19:45,539 --> 00:19:47,174 EMMA: A what coming through? 518 00:19:47,207 --> 00:19:48,642 Uh, open your eyes. 519 00:19:50,411 --> 00:19:52,513 (laughs) What the hell? 520 00:19:52,546 --> 00:19:53,947 What is that? 521 00:19:53,981 --> 00:19:56,284 -It's a wooden shirt. -Can I wear that? 522 00:19:56,317 --> 00:19:58,519 Obviously. That's why I got it for you, fool. 523 00:19:58,552 --> 00:20:00,187 Well, put it on. 524 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:02,089 -Put it on me. -(laughs) 525 00:20:02,122 --> 00:20:03,457 Okay, it opens like a door. 526 00:20:03,491 --> 00:20:04,958 (chuckles) Oh. 527 00:20:04,992 --> 00:20:06,093 -(gasps) -Are you ready? 528 00:20:06,126 --> 00:20:07,795 -(laughs) -Okay, you got to stop. 529 00:20:07,828 --> 00:20:09,463 Don't... don't do that. 530 00:20:09,497 --> 00:20:11,031 I realized that if we're gonna keep doing this 531 00:20:11,064 --> 00:20:12,700 that you need more shirts, so... 532 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,868 -(grunts) -Does it fit? 533 00:20:14,902 --> 00:20:16,537 (both laugh) 534 00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:18,372 You look like the Iron Giant. Hold on. 535 00:20:18,406 --> 00:20:20,308 -(laughs) -Here are your headphones 536 00:20:20,341 --> 00:20:22,209 -for the... -Oh, yeah. 537 00:20:22,242 --> 00:20:23,611 Get you a seatbelt and a helmet maybe. 538 00:20:23,644 --> 00:20:25,746 -(song playing louder) -Ay... (laughs) 539 00:20:25,779 --> 00:20:30,451 * Make my earth quake, oh, you make my earth quake... * 540 00:20:30,484 --> 00:20:31,952 -Hold on, wait, you have to... -I can't turn. 541 00:20:31,985 --> 00:20:35,155 No, you can't turn that way. Uh. Uh. 542 00:20:35,188 --> 00:20:38,292 One more. Uh. Two more. Mmm. 543 00:20:38,326 --> 00:20:41,395 -* Don't leave... * -Ee... -I have a plan. 544 00:20:41,429 --> 00:20:43,297 -What's your plan? -So after this, 545 00:20:43,331 --> 00:20:44,765 we watch Friends with Benefits. 546 00:20:44,798 --> 00:20:46,734 -Okay. -We cry a little bit, 547 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,469 -laugh a little more. -Mm-hmm. 548 00:20:48,502 --> 00:20:51,271 Step two-- my clothes, gone. 549 00:20:51,305 --> 00:20:54,508 Step three-- lady's choice. 550 00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:56,610 You think you're gonna get lucky? 551 00:20:56,644 --> 00:20:58,479 * 'Cause when it all comes crashing down... * 552 00:20:58,512 --> 00:21:00,748 -Knock on wood. -Wow. 553 00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,249 You get it? That was good, that was good. 554 00:21:02,282 --> 00:21:05,886 * Don't leave, it's my fault * 555 00:21:08,489 --> 00:21:13,994 * Don't leave, it's my fault * 556 00:21:14,027 --> 00:21:18,366 * Don't leave, it's my fault * 557 00:21:18,399 --> 00:21:20,468 * Girl * 558 00:21:20,501 --> 00:21:26,206 * 'Cause when it all comes crashing down I'll need you * 559 00:21:26,239 --> 00:21:28,041 * 'Cause you make my earth quake * 560 00:21:28,075 --> 00:21:30,344 * I don't want no confrontation, no * 561 00:21:30,378 --> 00:21:32,179 * You don't want my conversation * 562 00:21:32,212 --> 00:21:34,281 * I don't want no conversation * 563 00:21:34,314 --> 00:21:38,118 * I just need some confirmation on how you feel, for real * 564 00:21:38,151 --> 00:21:39,887 * For real * 565 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,456 * You don't want no complication, no * 566 00:21:42,490 --> 00:21:44,525 * I don't want no sovereign nation * 567 00:21:44,558 --> 00:21:46,560 * I don't want no sovereign nation * 568 00:21:46,594 --> 00:21:48,662 * I don't even know 'bout that 'cause that's for real * 569 00:21:48,696 --> 00:21:50,631 * For real * 570 00:21:50,664 --> 00:21:53,701 * I said don't leave, it's my fault * 571 00:21:53,734 --> 00:21:56,504 -* One * -* I said... * 572 00:22:02,543 --> 00:22:05,045 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 573 00:22:09,917 --> 00:22:11,419 Aren't you Lil Dicky? 574 00:22:11,452 --> 00:22:13,220 * Yes, I know That I'm a rapper * 575 00:22:13,253 --> 00:22:15,055 -* At the end of the day * -(gasping) 576 00:22:15,088 --> 00:22:18,626 * But I think It's time you knew me By my government name * 577 00:22:18,726 --> 00:22:20,894 -* Hi, I'm Dave * -ANNOUNCER: Dave. 578 00:22:20,928 --> 00:22:22,696 All-new Wednesday at 10:00 on FXX. 579 00:22:22,730 --> 00:22:24,732 And next day, FX on Hulu. 580 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,935 Oh, damn! 581 00:22:27,968 --> 00:22:29,302 (classical music playing) 582 00:22:39,447 --> 00:22:42,416 Do me a favor? Never look me in the eye again. 583 00:22:42,450 --> 00:22:45,419 Okay? 'Cause your stare is way too intense. 584 00:22:45,453 --> 00:22:47,254 It's starting to make my hair fall out. 585 00:22:52,660 --> 00:22:54,261 I'm gonna miss you so much, 586 00:22:54,294 --> 00:22:56,329 but we can speak on the computer so you'll see my face. 587 00:22:56,430 --> 00:22:58,432 But we won't be able to touch you. 588 00:22:58,466 --> 00:22:59,933 Hey, look. You'll still have me. 589 00:22:59,967 --> 00:23:02,903 -Just you? -Yes. Just-- Your father. Hi. 590 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,078 What is Devs? 591 00:23:13,246 --> 00:23:14,948 What is Devs? 592 00:23:14,982 --> 00:23:16,283 What is Devs? 593 00:23:17,150 --> 00:23:19,086 What is Devs? 594 00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:20,854 -(horn honks) -What is Devs? 595 00:23:21,789 --> 00:23:22,923 What is Devs? 596 00:23:23,857 --> 00:23:24,925 What is Devs? 597 00:23:28,095 --> 00:23:29,630 (grunts) 598 00:23:29,663 --> 00:23:30,998 (screams) 599 00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:40,708 (laughter) 600 00:23:40,808 --> 00:23:42,375 How did you come to write The Feminine Mystique? 601 00:23:42,476 --> 00:23:44,144 I thought there was something wrong with me 602 00:23:44,177 --> 00:23:47,515 because I didn't have an orgasm waxing the kitchen floor. 603 00:23:47,548 --> 00:23:48,649 -(laughing) -(audience claps)