1 00:00:01,326 --> 00:00:02,675 [Muzak playing] 2 00:00:03,459 --> 00:00:07,811 "Total protection from the sun." 3 00:00:08,507 --> 00:00:11,510 [up-tempo folk music] 4 00:00:14,122 --> 00:00:15,036 -VOCALIST: Hey! -[bat squeaks] 5 00:00:22,347 --> 00:00:24,219 I don't know, man. 6 00:00:24,262 --> 00:00:26,743 I look like the back of a playing card. 7 00:00:26,786 --> 00:00:28,136 This is so drippy right here, bro. 8 00:00:28,179 --> 00:00:29,137 Look at you, bro. 9 00:00:29,180 --> 00:00:30,877 This is, like, what a fuckboy is. 10 00:00:30,921 --> 00:00:32,357 Like, when I hear people calling people fuckboys, 11 00:00:32,401 --> 00:00:33,706 aren't they... isn't this that? 12 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:35,186 You're doing a concert, bro. 13 00:00:35,230 --> 00:00:36,883 Like, you gonna be fly. You have to be fly 14 00:00:36,927 --> 00:00:38,320 -at all times. -How do I talk 15 00:00:38,363 --> 00:00:40,017 when I'm onstage, by the way, in between songs? 16 00:00:40,061 --> 00:00:42,193 Do I go like, "What's up, y'all,it's your boy Lil Dicky," 17 00:00:42,237 --> 00:00:44,152 and talk in my rap voice, or do I talk in my, 18 00:00:44,195 --> 00:00:45,327 like, normal speaking voice and say, 19 00:00:45,370 --> 00:00:46,893 "Hi, everybody. Are you having fun?" 20 00:00:46,937 --> 00:00:48,112 -I mean, both options suck. -Hey, don't y'all think 21 00:00:48,156 --> 00:00:50,506 -my boy look fresh, man? -Oh. You don't have to... 22 00:00:50,549 --> 00:00:52,029 Right, look at his jacket, dude. 23 00:00:52,073 --> 00:00:53,987 He got on Mother Medusa right now. Matter of fact, 24 00:00:54,031 --> 00:00:55,598 y'all don't even know who he is, huh? 25 00:00:55,641 --> 00:00:58,296 -Nah. -This is Lil Dicky. 26 00:00:58,340 --> 00:01:01,212 He got the song "My Dick Sucks." 27 00:01:01,256 --> 00:01:03,954 -Okay. -He about to open up for Meek Mill. 28 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:05,303 Y'all should come. 29 00:01:05,347 --> 00:01:07,305 Where at? 30 00:01:07,349 --> 00:01:10,787 Oh. Uh, Philadelphia is where it's happening. 31 00:01:10,830 --> 00:01:13,485 How the fuck you expect us to come to Philly? 32 00:01:13,529 --> 00:01:15,183 Uh, it was more, like, an expression, I think, 33 00:01:15,226 --> 00:01:17,272 when he said you should come-- like, come mentally. 34 00:01:17,315 --> 00:01:18,795 Not ejaculate, obviously. 35 00:01:18,838 --> 00:01:20,231 He means, like, livestream. 36 00:01:20,275 --> 00:01:21,406 GATA: Y'all really need 37 00:01:21,450 --> 00:01:22,625 to get a picture with my boy. 38 00:01:22,668 --> 00:01:23,843 He about to blow the fuck up. 39 00:01:24,888 --> 00:01:26,368 -All right, man. -All right. 40 00:01:26,411 --> 00:01:28,283 Meek Mill? Shit. Go ahead. 41 00:01:28,326 --> 00:01:30,372 You willwant this picture one day. 42 00:01:30,415 --> 00:01:32,200 -Bro... -Take my word for it. 43 00:01:32,243 --> 00:01:33,853 Smiling? What are we doing-- straight face, smile...? 44 00:01:33,897 --> 00:01:36,247 -Man, take the picture. -Okay. 45 00:01:36,291 --> 00:01:37,379 That's hard. 46 00:01:37,422 --> 00:01:38,945 How's it look? Is it good? 47 00:01:38,989 --> 00:01:40,338 Man, that shit's gravy. 48 00:01:40,382 --> 00:01:42,819 Oh, you did the... you did the Lil Dicky thing. 49 00:01:42,862 --> 00:01:44,647 Appreciate that. 50 00:01:44,690 --> 00:01:46,431 Nah, that's some gang shit... 51 00:01:46,475 --> 00:01:48,390 Gang shit? 52 00:01:48,433 --> 00:01:50,087 What do you mean, gang...? Like...? 53 00:01:50,131 --> 00:01:51,219 Like, Crip shit. 54 00:01:51,262 --> 00:01:53,525 Oh. 55 00:01:53,569 --> 00:01:55,310 That's cool, I think. 56 00:01:55,353 --> 00:01:56,746 Right? I'm just a little, actually, 57 00:01:56,789 --> 00:01:58,617 concerned now that you mention it, 58 00:01:58,661 --> 00:02:00,532 because I'm, you know, performing and whatnot, 59 00:02:00,576 --> 00:02:02,186 and I'm wearing this blue thing, 60 00:02:02,230 --> 00:02:03,579 and we're all going like this, and I just... 61 00:02:03,622 --> 00:02:06,277 Is there any way wecan delete that, and I just...? 62 00:02:06,321 --> 00:02:08,627 I'm not in the gang, and I just want to make sure 63 00:02:08,671 --> 00:02:10,760 I'm not, like, looking like I'm culturally appropriating. 64 00:02:10,803 --> 00:02:13,589 And then what if the Bloods seea picture like that? 65 00:02:13,632 --> 00:02:15,460 Like, if Bloods see this picture, seriously, 66 00:02:15,504 --> 00:02:17,419 if a, if a group of Bloods saw this picture, 67 00:02:17,462 --> 00:02:20,552 will they have an issue with me in any way? 68 00:02:20,596 --> 00:02:22,380 You should be good, bro. 69 00:02:22,424 --> 00:02:25,427 You should be good, cuz. Don't trip. This nigga. 70 00:02:25,470 --> 00:02:27,211 -Come on, bro. -"What about the Bloods?" 71 00:02:27,255 --> 00:02:29,779 Funny little white boy. 72 00:02:29,822 --> 00:02:31,868 DAVE: Well, the blue every... 73 00:02:31,911 --> 00:02:33,435 What is Crip, Gata? 74 00:02:33,478 --> 00:02:34,566 Show me with your hand. How...? 75 00:02:34,610 --> 00:02:37,656 So I'm doing Crip every time I do that Lil Dicky thing? 76 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:41,356 -You're not, but you are, low-key, though. -Fuck. 77 00:02:41,399 --> 00:02:42,792 -♪ Hi, I'm Dave♪ -♪ I'm Lil Dicky♪ 78 00:02:42,835 --> 00:02:44,446 -♪ Hi, I'm Dave♪ -♪ Who's Dave?♪ 79 00:02:44,489 --> 00:02:45,447 ♪ Hi, I'm Dave.♪ 80 00:02:45,490 --> 00:02:47,144 ♪ Bling-blaow, ooh♪ 81 00:02:47,188 --> 00:02:48,276 ♪ Chains on Skateboard P♪ 82 00:02:48,319 --> 00:02:49,929 ♪ Bling-blaow, ooh♪ 83 00:02:49,973 --> 00:02:51,627 ♪ Chains on Skateboard P♪ 84 00:02:51,670 --> 00:02:54,325 ♪ Yo, goin' ape like Nigo♪ 85 00:02:54,369 --> 00:02:58,416 ♪ Move out the way, please don't be a hero♪ 86 00:02:58,460 --> 00:03:00,026 ♪ Bling-blaow, ooh, chains on Skateboard P...♪ 87 00:03:00,070 --> 00:03:02,028 ALLY: Dave! Have fun! 88 00:03:02,072 --> 00:03:04,596 I am? What are you...? I'm having fun. 89 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:06,903 I'm not gonna put my hands in the air. 90 00:03:06,946 --> 00:03:09,166 I'm doing research. 91 00:03:09,210 --> 00:03:10,254 ♪ On the runway...♪ 92 00:03:10,298 --> 00:03:12,691 Oh, my God, it's so risky. 93 00:03:12,735 --> 00:03:14,606 MIKE: That's what you need to do. 94 00:03:14,650 --> 00:03:16,304 -That's a liability. -Who cares? 95 00:03:16,347 --> 00:03:18,523 Appreciate you, L.A. Appreciate y'all coming out. 96 00:03:18,567 --> 00:03:20,482 [continues indistinctly] 97 00:03:20,525 --> 00:03:21,874 All right, uh, let's get out of here. 98 00:03:21,918 --> 00:03:23,136 Go, go, go. I got to go to the bathroom. 99 00:03:23,180 --> 00:03:25,051 Beat the rush. Go, go, go, go, go, go. 100 00:03:25,095 --> 00:03:27,184 I know. You know what I did? I put so much toilet paper 101 00:03:27,228 --> 00:03:28,664 on the seat that I wasn't confident 102 00:03:28,707 --> 00:03:30,274 there'd be enough left for the wiping process... 103 00:03:30,318 --> 00:03:32,276 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Dude, you're, uh... 104 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,365 "Somebody suck me!" 105 00:03:34,409 --> 00:03:35,497 [laughs]: Right? 106 00:03:35,540 --> 00:03:37,325 -Yeah, man. How are you? -Oh, my God. 107 00:03:37,368 --> 00:03:38,935 Isn't...? That's-- he's "somebody suck me." 108 00:03:38,978 --> 00:03:40,415 -Yeah. -What are you, what are you doing here? 109 00:03:40,458 --> 00:03:42,547 You know, I'm a rapper, so I'm here doing research, 110 00:03:42,591 --> 00:03:44,419 seeing other rappers rap. 111 00:03:44,462 --> 00:03:46,377 -You're a rapper? -Yeah. 112 00:03:46,421 --> 00:03:49,162 I thought you were like a, like a meme. 113 00:03:49,206 --> 00:03:50,729 No. I'm, like, a real guy, 114 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:52,514 -right in front of you. -No, I know 115 00:03:52,557 --> 00:03:54,080 you're, like, a real guy, but you're, like, a... 116 00:03:54,124 --> 00:03:56,344 What's it called? Like, a parody, right? 117 00:03:56,387 --> 00:03:57,736 A parody of what? 118 00:03:59,042 --> 00:04:00,435 I don't know. [laughs] 119 00:04:00,478 --> 00:04:02,219 Life? 120 00:04:02,263 --> 00:04:04,134 No. 121 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:05,570 But I appreciate you, man. 122 00:04:05,614 --> 00:04:06,658 Have a good night. 123 00:04:06,702 --> 00:04:07,877 Hey, hey, real quick. 124 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:10,358 -Somebody suck me! -There it is. 125 00:04:10,401 --> 00:04:12,447 -Are you guys hanging out? -No, we straight, bro. 126 00:04:12,490 --> 00:04:14,449 For sure. Nice to meet you guys. 127 00:04:14,492 --> 00:04:16,494 Hey, uh, the Uber is... is that way. 128 00:04:16,538 --> 00:04:18,104 That's my bad. It's-it's up there. 129 00:04:18,148 --> 00:04:20,106 -Okay, yeah. -[groans]: Somebody kill me. 130 00:04:20,150 --> 00:04:21,760 MIKE: That show was pretty cool. 131 00:04:21,804 --> 00:04:23,545 Did you get some intel? 132 00:04:23,588 --> 00:04:25,373 Yeah, I learned how terrifying this is gonna be, 133 00:04:25,416 --> 00:04:26,678 and that, like, rappers climb, like, 134 00:04:26,722 --> 00:04:28,027 light fixtures just to entertain people. 135 00:04:28,071 --> 00:04:29,507 I'm never gonna climb a light fixture 136 00:04:29,551 --> 00:04:31,553 and put my life in jeopardy. 137 00:04:31,596 --> 00:04:33,511 -I thought that was the best part. -Bro, don't you realize 138 00:04:33,555 --> 00:04:35,557 that you about to be, like, turning up, 139 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:38,908 opening up for Meek Mill, bro, in your city, his city? 140 00:04:38,951 --> 00:04:40,475 That shit about to be dumbass lit. 141 00:04:40,518 --> 00:04:42,694 Yeah, I... That's what I, that's what I'm realizing. 142 00:04:42,738 --> 00:04:44,957 -It iscrazy. -No, it's not that crazy. 143 00:04:45,001 --> 00:04:47,133 This is what happens when you get a manager 144 00:04:47,177 --> 00:04:51,137 -who can manage you. -I wish you could manage to get an Uber here. Look, 145 00:04:51,181 --> 00:04:53,531 whatever you need-- like set design, visuals-- 146 00:04:53,575 --> 00:04:55,533 -I'm your girl. -DAVE: The visuals. 147 00:04:55,577 --> 00:04:57,405 -That's a whole nother... -[clicks tongue] 148 00:04:57,448 --> 00:05:00,146 You know, I went from being the "My Dick Sucks" guy 149 00:05:00,190 --> 00:05:02,758 to the "Somebody suck me" man. This is, like... 150 00:05:02,801 --> 00:05:04,412 It's a small branding issue, okay? Easy to fix. 151 00:05:04,455 --> 00:05:07,066 We just make a video. We show it before every show. 152 00:05:07,110 --> 00:05:10,069 It tells people who you really are. It's just, 153 00:05:10,113 --> 00:05:12,202 -we control the narrative that way. -GATA: All you got to do 154 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,247 is this, bro-- look, check this shit out. 155 00:05:14,291 --> 00:05:15,510 ♪ 156 00:05:15,553 --> 00:05:17,860 ♪ My dick sucks, my dick sucks♪ 157 00:05:17,903 --> 00:05:19,514 -Okay, yeah. -♪ My dick sucks♪ 158 00:05:19,557 --> 00:05:21,646 -[Ally laughs] -♪ Fuck!♪ 159 00:05:21,690 --> 00:05:23,648 ♪ 'Ey, girl, 'ey, girl♪ 160 00:05:23,692 --> 00:05:25,302 ♪ 'Ey, girl, what you tryin' to say, girl? ♪ 161 00:05:25,346 --> 00:05:26,651 ♪ When you see my dick, you may hurl♪ 162 00:05:26,695 --> 00:05:28,523 ♪ But I'm still kinda hot like May, girl♪ 163 00:05:28,566 --> 00:05:30,307 ♪ Whoa, girl, whoa, girl...♪ 164 00:05:30,351 --> 00:05:32,788 That's all you got to do is turn the fuck up, fool. 165 00:05:32,831 --> 00:05:35,051 Yes, dude. 166 00:05:35,094 --> 00:05:38,315 I can't do any of that, but that is by far the best 167 00:05:38,359 --> 00:05:39,751 I've ever felt about my music. 168 00:05:39,795 --> 00:05:41,971 How would you feel about, like, coming onstage with me 169 00:05:42,014 --> 00:05:43,451 and being my hype man? 170 00:05:43,494 --> 00:05:45,583 -What? Are you serious? -Couldn't be more serious. 171 00:05:45,627 --> 00:05:47,237 Aw, don't be rap-capping, bro. 172 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:48,673 I'm not... I don't think I'm rap-capping. 173 00:05:48,717 --> 00:05:49,805 I'm being serious. 174 00:05:49,848 --> 00:05:51,415 Oh. I support this. 175 00:05:51,459 --> 00:05:53,548 It's good to take the bulk of the dancing off your plate. 176 00:05:53,591 --> 00:05:55,811 -No. Okay, that's not... we're not gonna hire people. -DAVE: No, no, no. 177 00:05:55,854 --> 00:05:57,682 This is a dictatorship. Sorry. 178 00:05:57,726 --> 00:05:59,205 Gata, you are my hype man. 179 00:05:59,249 --> 00:06:01,512 That's what I'm talking about, baby! 180 00:06:01,556 --> 00:06:03,993 -Give me a hug. Yeah. -Yeah. Come on, bro, I can't believe this, man. 181 00:06:04,036 --> 00:06:06,561 -Are you ready? -I can't believe this, bro. Hold on. 182 00:06:06,604 --> 00:06:07,910 DAVE: You know I'm gonna take this very seriously. 183 00:06:07,953 --> 00:06:09,781 Fo' sho'. 184 00:06:09,825 --> 00:06:11,087 ♪ Yeah...♪ 185 00:06:16,179 --> 00:06:18,137 Whoo! Man, we killed it out there, y'all. 186 00:06:18,181 --> 00:06:20,270 I know y'all had a good time. Good looking, fool. 187 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:21,706 ♪ Cut it, cut it♪ 188 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:22,707 -♪ Skrrt♪ -♪ Cut it♪ 189 00:06:22,751 --> 00:06:24,056 That's that booty. 190 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:26,363 Damn, shorty, you's a cutie. 191 00:06:26,407 --> 00:06:29,322 Uh. I'm about to make my way to the back, though, 192 00:06:29,366 --> 00:06:31,847 'cause you know I'm all-access,I got it like that. 193 00:06:31,890 --> 00:06:33,501 Nutti the boss. What's up, Nutti? 194 00:06:33,544 --> 00:06:35,459 -What's good, baby? -Back here managing things. 195 00:06:35,503 --> 00:06:37,461 What up, Pacman? What's good? Hey, bro. 196 00:06:37,505 --> 00:06:39,942 -How do out there with you, bro?-Man, you went crazy. 197 00:06:39,985 --> 00:06:41,552 -GATA: Nah, youwent crazy. -Nah, you did that. 198 00:06:41,596 --> 00:06:43,859 O.T. Genasis went crazy. We turned that shit up. 199 00:06:43,902 --> 00:06:45,904 The crowd was lit. They ate it up, Pac. 200 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:47,253 Man, but guess what, though. 201 00:06:47,297 --> 00:06:49,734 We could be on planes doing big things, man. 202 00:06:49,778 --> 00:06:51,606 I'm trying to get on them PJs, baby. 203 00:06:51,649 --> 00:06:53,303 I'm having a crazy good-ass time. 204 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:54,913 What's up with your fine ass, baby? 205 00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:56,698 I know you got a number for me. 206 00:06:56,741 --> 00:06:58,569 -I got two phones. -Hey, bro, hey, bro, tone down a little bit. 207 00:06:58,613 --> 00:07:00,049 Chill don't pay the bills, bro. 208 00:07:00,092 --> 00:07:02,486 For real, like, I got to be hypeat all times, bro. 209 00:07:02,530 --> 00:07:04,096 -That's cool for you, man. -I don't get paid 210 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:06,098 to be calm, bro-- I'm a hype man. 211 00:07:06,142 --> 00:07:08,057 You feel me? But let's take it to the next level, baby. 212 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:10,320 Like, let's hit up Weezy, he got slots for us, 213 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:13,497 Lil Wayne tour-- we can do all of that. 214 00:07:13,541 --> 00:07:15,151 Y'all know I'm connected and respected. 215 00:07:15,194 --> 00:07:17,196 -You're doing extras, bro, you're doing extras, bro. -The problem is, 216 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:18,502 -y'all not extra with me. -Chill out. 217 00:07:18,546 --> 00:07:20,548 We supposed to having extra, extra fun! 218 00:07:20,591 --> 00:07:22,114 Man, what's up with your boy, bro? 219 00:07:22,158 --> 00:07:24,377 GATA: Man, I see how it is. Y'all trying to turn me down. 220 00:07:24,421 --> 00:07:25,640 You dig what I'm saying? 221 00:07:25,683 --> 00:07:26,728 -Oh, yeah. -Yo, yo. 222 00:07:26,771 --> 00:07:27,729 Yeah! Huh-huh! 223 00:07:27,772 --> 00:07:29,208 You're doing too much right now. 224 00:07:29,252 --> 00:07:31,167 -Too much, like what? -Chill, baby. 225 00:07:31,210 --> 00:07:32,777 I'm not about to chill. I'm gonna go to the front, 226 00:07:32,821 --> 00:07:34,562 'cause it's real in the front, baby. Let's go. 227 00:07:34,605 --> 00:07:36,651 'Cause it's party time. 228 00:07:36,694 --> 00:07:39,523 Can't take that no more, bro, he got to roll. 229 00:07:39,567 --> 00:07:43,309 -Like rollroll-type. -All right. Say less, man. 230 00:07:43,353 --> 00:07:45,181 GATA: I'm staying up here, man, I swear. 231 00:07:45,224 --> 00:07:46,748 My bad. That's your girl. 232 00:07:46,791 --> 00:07:48,314 [Gata continues indistinctly] 233 00:07:48,358 --> 00:07:50,578 My little gander. 234 00:07:50,621 --> 00:07:51,579 They trippin' on me. 235 00:07:51,622 --> 00:07:53,189 -Yo, you got to go. -Aw, come on, man. 236 00:07:53,232 --> 00:07:54,756 You really about to kick me off the bus? 237 00:07:54,799 --> 00:07:56,409 -Let me just holla at you... -Come on, Nutti, 238 00:07:56,453 --> 00:07:58,455 don't do me like this, man,let me get one more chance, bro. 239 00:08:02,938 --> 00:08:04,548 So, I mixed all your favorite primary colors, 240 00:08:04,592 --> 00:08:06,028 and then I pulled pics off your socials, 241 00:08:06,071 --> 00:08:08,247 and they'll be projected on-screen behind you. 242 00:08:08,291 --> 00:08:11,468 I just feel like you're makingme look very lame or something. 243 00:08:11,512 --> 00:08:13,688 Makingyou? 244 00:08:13,731 --> 00:08:15,559 DAVE: And by the way, I think this is funny and a... 245 00:08:15,603 --> 00:08:18,040 very valid attempt-- I just think, I'm already 246 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:21,478 kind of in an uphill battle hereopening up for Meek Mill, 247 00:08:21,522 --> 00:08:23,132 'cause his crowd isn't necessarily my crowd, 248 00:08:23,175 --> 00:08:25,482 and I don't need to, like, double down 249 00:08:25,526 --> 00:08:28,790 and remind everybody, "Hey,if you didn't know I was white, 250 00:08:28,833 --> 00:08:30,792 Jewish and suburban and a loser, 251 00:08:30,835 --> 00:08:33,664 just look behind me and you'll reallyknow it. 252 00:08:33,708 --> 00:08:36,014 You know? Like, I'm not sure they'll like it. 253 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:38,451 When did you start caring about what other people want? 254 00:08:38,495 --> 00:08:40,715 Since, like, 255 00:08:40,758 --> 00:08:42,586 pretty much, like, now. 256 00:08:42,630 --> 00:08:44,457 'Cause it's, like, a very real thing. 257 00:08:44,501 --> 00:08:45,807 -David. -Yeah. 258 00:08:45,850 --> 00:08:47,417 -Stop. -Okay. 259 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,071 Well, I-I just think I'd feel much better about it 260 00:08:49,114 --> 00:08:52,204 if we could lock downa great representation visually 261 00:08:52,248 --> 00:08:53,641 of what my brand is. 262 00:08:53,684 --> 00:08:57,732 Okay, so, how exactly would youdescribe your brand? 263 00:08:57,775 --> 00:08:59,647 Like, aesthetically or "cinematographically," 264 00:08:59,690 --> 00:09:00,648 if that's a word... 265 00:09:00,691 --> 00:09:02,650 -It's not.-...I feel like it's everything 266 00:09:02,693 --> 00:09:06,218 you loved about the classic movies of our childhood. 267 00:09:06,262 --> 00:09:08,307 Like Sandlot, Billy Madison, 268 00:09:08,351 --> 00:09:10,658 Apocalypse Now, Happy Gilmore, Clueless. 269 00:09:10,701 --> 00:09:11,659 But at the same time, 270 00:09:11,702 --> 00:09:13,661 I feel like my brand is not rooted in the past. 271 00:09:13,704 --> 00:09:15,314 It's actually very forward-thinking 272 00:09:15,358 --> 00:09:16,664 -and, like, futuristic. -Mm-hmm. 273 00:09:16,707 --> 00:09:17,882 -Mm-hmm. -It's like, imagine, like, 274 00:09:17,926 --> 00:09:20,102 what 2090 is like. 275 00:09:20,145 --> 00:09:24,628 But, like, it's being describedby someone who's from 1920. 276 00:09:24,672 --> 00:09:25,629 Mm-hmm. 277 00:09:25,673 --> 00:09:27,196 Yeah. 278 00:09:27,239 --> 00:09:28,197 Okay. 279 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,634 Like this? 280 00:09:30,678 --> 00:09:31,635 To me, 281 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:33,724 it says, "Don't give too many notes 282 00:09:33,768 --> 00:09:35,900 to the person doing this shit for free." 283 00:09:35,944 --> 00:09:37,902 All right, well, I... 284 00:09:37,946 --> 00:09:40,644 won't give you any more notes, then, I guess. 285 00:09:41,950 --> 00:09:44,213 I'll do one more pass. 286 00:09:44,256 --> 00:09:46,519 -Thanks, slug. -Don't touch me. 287 00:09:46,563 --> 00:09:47,912 -♪ They don't care about my cock♪ -[whoops] 288 00:09:47,956 --> 00:09:49,697 -♪ I could use a pussy mop♪ -♪ Drip♪ 289 00:09:49,740 --> 00:09:51,046 -♪ In the scene like I'm a prop♪ -[grunts] 290 00:09:51,089 --> 00:09:52,743 ♪ She saw me and went in shock♪ 291 00:09:52,787 --> 00:09:54,353 ♪ Technically I'm unemployed♪ 292 00:09:54,397 --> 00:09:55,790 ♪ But I'm pretty sure I'm gonna work♪ 293 00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:57,661 -♪ Work♪-♪ Stackin' paper like a clerk♪ 294 00:09:57,705 --> 00:09:59,445 ♪ And all my haters look perturbed♪ 295 00:09:59,489 --> 00:10:01,491 ♪ Been there since birth, my dick look♪ 296 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,145 -♪ Like it's a saltshaker♪ -♪ Shaker♪ 297 00:10:03,188 --> 00:10:04,929 ♪ My dick look like it get chokeslammed♪ 298 00:10:04,973 --> 00:10:06,714 -♪ By the Undertaker♪ -[grunts] 299 00:10:06,757 --> 00:10:09,368 ♪ My dick like the Lord made everything about me player♪ 300 00:10:09,412 --> 00:10:11,066 -♪ Player♪-♪ Then he had to make my dick♪ 301 00:10:11,109 --> 00:10:12,850 ♪ And send it straight on down to Satan♪ 302 00:10:12,894 --> 00:10:14,896 -♪ Devil's dick♪ -♪ My dick sucks♪ 303 00:10:14,939 --> 00:10:16,941 -[whoops] -♪ My dick sucks♪ 304 00:10:16,985 --> 00:10:18,769 -♪ Hey.♪ -All right. Cut-cut it off. 305 00:10:18,813 --> 00:10:22,338 Cut the music off. All of this just feels so, like, expected. 306 00:10:22,381 --> 00:10:25,080 -What the fuck, bro? -It's just exactly what any rapper would do. 307 00:10:25,123 --> 00:10:27,038 Don't you want to be a rapper? 308 00:10:27,082 --> 00:10:28,257 Bro, what's wrong? What do you want me to do? 309 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:29,911 I can do anything, bro. I'm like a magician, bro. 310 00:10:29,954 --> 00:10:31,564 Look at these notes. I'vebeen plotting and jotting, bro. 311 00:10:31,608 --> 00:10:32,914 I've been thinking about this shit all night. 312 00:10:32,957 --> 00:10:34,263 The best show of yourlife, 313 00:10:34,306 --> 00:10:35,786 and I'm treating it like it's my life. 314 00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:36,918 Let's do this shit together, bro. 315 00:10:36,961 --> 00:10:38,049 DAVE It's not a you thing. You're doing great. 316 00:10:38,093 --> 00:10:39,572 I'm just thinking, like, shouldn't I be doing 317 00:10:39,616 --> 00:10:41,574 more, like, Andy Kaufman-like stuff? 318 00:10:41,618 --> 00:10:43,838 Like stunts, like sitting onstage, 319 00:10:43,881 --> 00:10:44,839 like, cross-legged, smoking a cigar. 320 00:10:44,882 --> 00:10:46,841 Maybe not even open my mouth and talk. 321 00:10:46,884 --> 00:10:48,712 I just sit there, like, experiment socially. 322 00:10:48,756 --> 00:10:50,801 Oh, you're trying to be on some undercover rap shit, 323 00:10:50,845 --> 00:10:52,324 like James Bond. When the last time 324 00:10:52,368 --> 00:10:54,109 you seen James Bond take a shitin any of his movies? 325 00:10:54,152 --> 00:10:55,763 Have you seen James Bond take a shit in any of his movies? 326 00:10:55,806 --> 00:10:57,895 I mean, I don't think they film shit like that 327 00:10:57,939 --> 00:10:59,157 in movies just in general. 328 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:00,855 But, hey, preach, brother. 329 00:11:00,898 --> 00:11:02,508 Okay, you right.'Cause everything I say is real. 330 00:11:02,552 --> 00:11:03,727 Everything I say needs to be on a T-shirt. 331 00:11:03,771 --> 00:11:05,729 Come on, bro. If you want 332 00:11:05,773 --> 00:11:06,948 the Andy Kaufman shit, put it up there. 333 00:11:06,991 --> 00:11:07,905 Hologram, bro. You're LD. 334 00:11:07,949 --> 00:11:09,777 Get a fucking hologram. You could do anything, bro. 335 00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:10,995 -Hol... -Don't you think he can get a hologram? 336 00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:11,909 We need to get one of them holograms, 337 00:11:11,953 --> 00:11:13,998 for real, for real. Call the venue, bro. 338 00:11:14,042 --> 00:11:15,783 Yeah, no. No, we're not getting a hologram. 339 00:11:15,826 --> 00:11:17,741 -You can't afford rent, so no. -I'm just trying 340 00:11:17,785 --> 00:11:20,222 to figure out, like, what is unique to Lil Dicky. 341 00:11:20,265 --> 00:11:21,789 Like, who is Lil Dicky? 342 00:11:21,832 --> 00:11:23,312 What is something only he would do? 343 00:11:23,355 --> 00:11:25,314 Or I would d-- Or-- Fuck, this is confusing. 344 00:11:25,357 --> 00:11:27,751 Suck your own dick onstage. 345 00:11:27,795 --> 00:11:29,971 Can I do that? Legally? 346 00:11:30,014 --> 00:11:31,233 Can I suck my own dick onstage? 347 00:11:32,843 --> 00:11:34,366 That's a real question? 348 00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:36,804 You're asking me about being able 349 00:11:36,847 --> 00:11:38,370 to suck your own penis in front of... 350 00:11:38,414 --> 00:11:39,458 Legally. I'm just-- Legally. 351 00:11:39,502 --> 00:11:41,460 Can you even do that in real life? 352 00:11:41,504 --> 00:11:44,115 I believe I can.I used to as a kid. Oh, my God. 353 00:11:44,159 --> 00:11:45,421 I stopped doing it at a certain point, 354 00:11:45,464 --> 00:11:46,988 'cause it felt more like giving head 355 00:11:47,031 --> 00:11:48,119 than getting it, but... 356 00:11:48,163 --> 00:11:49,991 ELZ: Did you even come or anything? 357 00:11:50,034 --> 00:11:51,209 -DAVE: Uh... -Oh, my God. 358 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:52,645 Don't tell me you swallowed. 359 00:11:52,689 --> 00:11:53,646 I, like, kind of... 360 00:11:53,690 --> 00:11:55,866 It was like a neck hair thing... 361 00:11:55,910 --> 00:11:56,998 So you pulled out of your mouthand then you shot it 362 00:11:57,041 --> 00:11:58,782 -and you caught it in your neck?-Yes. 363 00:11:58,826 --> 00:12:00,175 What are you, a Globetrotter? [chuckles] 364 00:12:00,218 --> 00:12:02,133 Yeah, I didn't-- Like I said, it was a burden. 365 00:12:02,177 --> 00:12:03,831 -[whoops] -I stopped doing it for that reason. I'm just saying, 366 00:12:03,874 --> 00:12:04,832 if it was legal, it's, like, 367 00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:05,833 definitely an interesting visual. 368 00:12:05,876 --> 00:12:07,399 Okay, if not that... 369 00:12:07,443 --> 00:12:09,053 So we're gonna make that video,like I said, 370 00:12:09,097 --> 00:12:11,055 that shows exactly who Lil Dicky is. 371 00:12:11,099 --> 00:12:12,578 -No gimmicks, no bullshit.-But you're not listening to me. 372 00:12:12,622 --> 00:12:14,580 I don't even know who Lil Dicky is. 373 00:12:14,624 --> 00:12:15,581 Like, that's what I'm saying. 374 00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:16,582 Like, I'm trying to figure it out. 375 00:12:16,626 --> 00:12:17,801 I don't even know what this thing is yet. 376 00:12:17,845 --> 00:12:19,498 What Lil Dicky is? He a legend, bro. 377 00:12:19,542 --> 00:12:21,370 Ain't you TTG, trained to go? Let's go, baby. 378 00:12:21,413 --> 00:12:22,719 We going straight to the mountaintop. 379 00:12:22,763 --> 00:12:24,068 Mount Rushmore-type shit. 380 00:12:24,112 --> 00:12:25,156 Let's go over here, do what we got to do. 381 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,158 Let's gander, wiggle up, hit the stage. 382 00:12:27,202 --> 00:12:28,943 Me and him. Bret Hart, Owen Hart, 383 00:12:28,986 --> 00:12:30,945 jumping off the top row. You know what I mean? 384 00:12:30,988 --> 00:12:32,729 Let's Super Smash Brother these hoes, bro. 385 00:12:32,773 --> 00:12:34,731 -Listen to me, bro. Come on. -Gata! 386 00:12:34,775 --> 00:12:35,993 Dude, you need to calm down. 387 00:12:36,037 --> 00:12:38,039 Listen to yourself, bro. 388 00:12:41,869 --> 00:12:43,087 My bad, y'all. 389 00:12:43,131 --> 00:12:43,914 I'm-a go get some water over here. 390 00:12:47,004 --> 00:12:48,832 This is your fault. 391 00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:52,749 [whispering]: I don't know. 392 00:12:52,793 --> 00:12:54,142 It's a lot. 393 00:12:56,144 --> 00:12:59,103 Ma, when the last time you beento Chick-fil-A on Expo and Fig? 394 00:12:59,147 --> 00:13:01,018 Ooh, I don't feel like going to Expo and Fig. 395 00:13:01,062 --> 00:13:03,020 What? They got the best sauce, the best service. 396 00:13:03,064 --> 00:13:05,457 But we got food at home, already paid for. 397 00:13:05,501 --> 00:13:07,111 -Thank you. -Already paid for? Ain't nobody worried 398 00:13:07,155 --> 00:13:09,548 -about the price of Chick-fil-A.-Well, I know you're not, 399 00:13:09,592 --> 00:13:12,203 after what you just spent on the same pair of shoes 400 00:13:12,247 --> 00:13:14,423 -in different colors. -Aw, hell no! 401 00:13:14,466 --> 00:13:17,948 -I know you ain't in here buyingshoes. You still owe me money. -Relax, bro. Come on. 402 00:13:17,992 --> 00:13:19,645 -Ain't about to relax, bro. Youknow what time it is with me. -Just relax, bro. 403 00:13:19,689 --> 00:13:20,864 In front of all these people? It's not that serious. 404 00:13:20,908 --> 00:13:21,865 I don't care about them people,fool. 405 00:13:21,909 --> 00:13:23,127 Either you gonna run me my money, bro, 406 00:13:23,171 --> 00:13:24,694 or you gonna take them shoes back right now, bro. 407 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:25,695 -I'm not playing with you. -I know you see me working 408 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,088 with Pacman da Gunman, Wayne... 409 00:13:27,131 --> 00:13:28,045 I don't care about none of that make-believe, 410 00:13:28,089 --> 00:13:29,264 -fairy-tale shit, bro. -Bro, just chill. 411 00:13:29,307 --> 00:13:30,526 -Okay, look. Here. -Bro, take them shoes back. 412 00:13:30,569 --> 00:13:32,093 How much money does he owe you? 413 00:13:32,136 --> 00:13:33,659 Ma'am, I wouldn't take no money from you. 414 00:13:33,703 --> 00:13:35,661 -I promise you, I wouldn't. -Bro, it's all good. You know what? 415 00:13:35,705 --> 00:13:36,924 Come on, big homey. Let's go. It's all love. 416 00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:38,055 -A'ight. -Okay, look. Here, I'll... 417 00:13:38,099 --> 00:13:39,796 Hey, bang the register, man. 418 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,319 -I got to make a return.-That's what I'm talking about. 419 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:42,973 -Okay, uh... -CAZ: Yeah. 420 00:13:43,017 --> 00:13:45,236 I just got to give a-a reason for the return. 421 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,151 'Cause he's a bitch-ass nigga. That's why. 422 00:13:47,195 --> 00:13:48,936 -Oh. All right. -[types] 423 00:13:48,979 --> 00:13:50,589 I'm-a remember that, bro. 424 00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:52,026 Here. 425 00:13:52,069 --> 00:13:53,157 Punk, no, that's my money, nigga. 426 00:13:53,201 --> 00:13:54,115 -Give me the receipt. -Man, you know what? 427 00:13:54,158 --> 00:13:55,246 I can't believe this. 428 00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:56,900 He don't even know I'm poppin' like that, bro. 429 00:13:56,944 --> 00:13:59,033 It's gonna be all good, bro. The whole world 430 00:13:59,076 --> 00:14:01,818 gonna see how poppin' I am. I'm-a have all of this, bro. 431 00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:03,472 Man, fuck all these shoes. 432 00:14:03,515 --> 00:14:05,126 All this shit gonna be mine! 433 00:14:05,169 --> 00:14:06,954 I'm-a own this whole entire collection! 434 00:14:06,997 --> 00:14:08,956 -You feel me? All this shit gonna be mine.-Glenn, I'm gonna call security. 435 00:14:08,999 --> 00:14:11,959 Every colorway in here gonna be mine! 436 00:14:12,002 --> 00:14:13,961 These black ones.All of this shit gonna be mine. 437 00:14:14,004 --> 00:14:16,180 -This whole entire store is gonna be mine! -Gata. 438 00:14:16,224 --> 00:14:19,009 Gata, listen, listen, you're acting really crazy right now. 439 00:14:19,053 --> 00:14:21,185 -Crazy? You calling me crazy? -Just... 440 00:14:21,229 --> 00:14:23,187 Are you mymama? He ain't working 441 00:14:23,231 --> 00:14:25,407 with Pacman da Gunman.He ain't working with Lil Wayne. 442 00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:26,538 -What does that have to do with anything? -That's me. 443 00:14:26,582 --> 00:14:29,324 He don't even realize my face is money. 444 00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:31,152 -I just need you to calm down. Take a br... -I ain't calming shit down! 445 00:14:31,195 --> 00:14:32,936 Matter of fact, I'm-a take this jacket off. 446 00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:35,069 This shit that you bought me is cheap. 447 00:14:35,112 --> 00:14:36,157 I don't need nobody. 448 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,115 -Fuck this jacket. And look. -[stammers] 449 00:14:38,159 --> 00:14:40,552 And this backpack that got this laptop in it. 450 00:14:40,596 --> 00:14:43,077 You feel me? This $1,300 laptop 451 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,208 -ain't shit to me. -Oh, God! 452 00:14:44,252 --> 00:14:46,210 You feel me? Ain't nothing. 453 00:14:46,254 --> 00:14:48,386 So, how are you my mamaand you talking about I'm crazy? 454 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:51,389 -How you gonna call your own son crazy? -Please. Just-- I didn't-- 455 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,652 -Just relax! Just... -Ain't nobody about to calm down. I ain't about to c-- 456 00:14:53,696 --> 00:14:54,871 -Get your hands off me. Get your hands off me. -Oh, my God. 457 00:14:54,915 --> 00:14:56,177 -Please, don't hurt him. -Get your hands off me. 458 00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:58,179 -Don't hurt him! -Call somebody! 459 00:14:58,222 --> 00:15:01,182 DOCTOR: Mr. Ganter, 460 00:15:01,225 --> 00:15:03,619 I'm gonna give you a low dose of Depakote to stabilize you, 461 00:15:03,662 --> 00:15:05,838 and we'll see how you go from there. 462 00:15:05,882 --> 00:15:07,623 Can you see how I dowith a commissary burrito, man? 463 00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:09,320 I ain't ate shit since I've been here. 464 00:15:09,364 --> 00:15:11,757 Yeah, I'll get you a burrito. 465 00:15:11,801 --> 00:15:13,977 -Thank you, Doctor. -I can't believe this. 466 00:15:14,021 --> 00:15:17,241 I know, honey. I know. We're gonna get through this. 467 00:15:17,285 --> 00:15:19,243 -Why'd they strap me to the bed,Mama? -I know. 468 00:15:19,287 --> 00:15:21,811 -I love you.-Why'd they strap me to the bed? 469 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,682 -[crying] -Oh, my God, sweetheart. 470 00:15:23,726 --> 00:15:26,163 It's okay. 471 00:15:27,251 --> 00:15:28,470 You're just sitting there, 472 00:15:28,513 --> 00:15:30,037 just looking at me like-- 473 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,386 letting the doctor talk to me 474 00:15:31,429 --> 00:15:33,170 like I'm just some stupid person, 475 00:15:33,214 --> 00:15:35,172 like-like I'm just crazy, Ma. 476 00:15:35,216 --> 00:15:36,695 Like, you just let him walk away. 477 00:15:36,739 --> 00:15:39,176 Talking about some pills I don't even know about. 478 00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:42,136 -Please, please, please, please, please, please.-"Take this shit off my-my son." 479 00:15:42,179 --> 00:15:43,267 -Like... [crying] -[sniffles] 480 00:15:43,311 --> 00:15:45,269 It's okay. It's okay. 481 00:15:45,313 --> 00:15:46,488 DAVE: Gata, tomorrow night, 482 00:15:46,531 --> 00:15:48,142 7:00 p.m., another rehearsal. 483 00:15:48,185 --> 00:15:50,405 Damn, another rehearsal tomorrow, bro? 484 00:15:50,448 --> 00:15:52,711 -Damn, I'm there. -And if I'm being honest, 485 00:15:52,755 --> 00:15:55,279 we got to be a lot more focused than we were today, 486 00:15:55,323 --> 00:15:57,151 'cause it was all over the placeand... 487 00:15:57,194 --> 00:15:58,152 Bring it, okay? 488 00:15:58,195 --> 00:15:59,196 I need to get that filled. 489 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,068 Hello? 490 00:16:01,111 --> 00:16:03,722 -Thank you. -Hello? Gata. 491 00:16:03,766 --> 00:16:05,942 -Hello! -Oh, yeah. I'm listening, bro. 492 00:16:05,986 --> 00:16:07,378 You know me. I'm just fucking with some bitches. 493 00:16:07,422 --> 00:16:10,599 All right, Gata, like, I can't even express 494 00:16:10,642 --> 00:16:12,296 how important this show is, okay? 495 00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:13,602 So please do not disappoint me. 496 00:16:13,645 --> 00:16:16,039 Come on, bro. Does molasses drip on trees? 497 00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:19,042 That adage is not one I'm familiar with, 498 00:16:19,086 --> 00:16:20,522 but sure. 499 00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:22,089 I got to go. I'll talk to you tomorrow. 500 00:16:22,132 --> 00:16:24,308 Goodbye. 501 00:16:24,352 --> 00:16:26,093 I am so sorry about that, 502 00:16:26,136 --> 00:16:29,096 but I need to get that dosage and prescription filled ASAP. 503 00:16:29,139 --> 00:16:31,098 Is this for seizures or mood stabilization? 504 00:16:31,141 --> 00:16:32,099 The last one. 505 00:16:32,142 --> 00:16:33,100 Have you had this dosage before? 506 00:16:33,143 --> 00:16:34,536 Y'all just gonna stand there and watch? 507 00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:36,668 Nah, I never had this dosage, but my doctor told me 508 00:16:36,712 --> 00:16:38,540 if I find myself, like, ramping up, 509 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,672 that I need to get this dosage. 510 00:16:40,716 --> 00:16:42,413 All right. Give me 30 minutes, okay? 511 00:16:42,457 --> 00:16:44,676 Thank you. [exhales] 512 00:16:49,116 --> 00:16:50,900 ♪ My dick sucks, my dick sucks♪ 513 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,945 ♪ My dick sucks...♪ 514 00:16:52,989 --> 00:16:54,991 Yeah, the 808s are harder. 515 00:16:55,035 --> 00:16:57,298 So, let's leave it as is-- done. 516 00:16:57,341 --> 00:17:00,344 I do think that it's not the perfect 808s 517 00:17:00,388 --> 00:17:01,693 -if I'm being honest. -[groaning] 518 00:17:01,737 --> 00:17:03,217 Can you actually pull up, uh, 519 00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:05,349 that propane beat that you haveon hold for me? 520 00:17:05,393 --> 00:17:07,743 'Cause I think those 808s are even better. 521 00:17:07,786 --> 00:17:09,353 -And if we could incorporate...-On hold? 522 00:17:09,397 --> 00:17:12,008 -Play that for me real quick. -Okay. 523 00:17:12,052 --> 00:17:15,316 [beat playing] 524 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:17,361 Incorporate those. 525 00:17:17,405 --> 00:17:19,798 I could, but I gave this one 526 00:17:19,842 --> 00:17:21,365 to some other rapper. 527 00:17:21,409 --> 00:17:23,324 So... 528 00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:24,890 Are you joking, or no, you're being serious? 529 00:17:24,934 --> 00:17:27,589 You gave the beat that you were holding for me away 530 00:17:27,632 --> 00:17:30,157 to a different rapper? I-I've been working on that song. 531 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,376 For three months, you've been working on that beat? 532 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:34,335 Yeah, it takes me... years to write a song sometimes. 533 00:17:34,378 --> 00:17:36,467 I've been putting in so many hours over that beat. 534 00:17:36,511 --> 00:17:38,556 -You just gave it away? -Okay, so let me ask you a question. 535 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,603 If, let's say, Beyoncé was like,"Yo, Elz, I need a beat 536 00:17:41,646 --> 00:17:43,126 right now." Her and Jay want to go put out an album, 537 00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:45,389 and I'm gonna give 'em beats, and for some reason 538 00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:48,044 you have the fucking beat that I gave you three months ago... 539 00:17:48,088 --> 00:17:49,132 -Yeah. -...to use. 540 00:17:49,176 --> 00:17:50,568 If you said, "Yeah, I'm holding it for you." 541 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,048 And they started working on it, and they're like, 542 00:17:52,092 --> 00:17:53,310 "You know what...?" Okay, actually forget it. 543 00:17:53,354 --> 00:17:54,485 -It depends. -Whatever, whatever. 544 00:17:54,529 --> 00:17:56,052 It's your beat-- you own me. 545 00:17:56,096 --> 00:17:57,575 You can take any beat of mine you want. 546 00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:00,012 If anybody else, if Kanye West asks me for a beat 547 00:18:00,056 --> 00:18:02,189 and you have it, it's yours, take the beat. 548 00:18:02,232 --> 00:18:03,842 Well, don't make me feel bad about it. 549 00:18:03,886 --> 00:18:06,193 Don't feel bad-- it's your fucking beat, enjoy it. 550 00:18:06,236 --> 00:18:08,369 Well, you could've given me a heads up or I don't know... 551 00:18:08,412 --> 00:18:10,545 -We can talk about it... -And here's the heads up. 552 00:18:10,588 --> 00:18:11,546 I don't, I mean, I understand. 553 00:18:11,589 --> 00:18:13,025 that there's other rappers, but... 554 00:18:13,069 --> 00:18:15,376 What's up? 555 00:18:15,419 --> 00:18:16,333 What's going on? 556 00:18:16,377 --> 00:18:18,248 We were arguing. 557 00:18:18,292 --> 00:18:19,249 Just a little bit. 558 00:18:19,293 --> 00:18:21,295 -Is it over? -No. 559 00:18:21,338 --> 00:18:24,515 Okay, well, this is 45 bucks an hour, so argue after. 560 00:18:24,559 --> 00:18:26,038 Fine, let's rehearse. 561 00:18:26,082 --> 00:18:27,214 Okay, so rehearse. Gata. 562 00:18:27,257 --> 00:18:28,867 Gata? 563 00:18:28,911 --> 00:18:30,304 Gata, Gata. 564 00:18:30,347 --> 00:18:31,435 Dave. 565 00:18:31,479 --> 00:18:33,437 He's asleep, okay. 566 00:18:33,481 --> 00:18:36,005 -Wake up, sunshine. -Up you go. 567 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,094 -You all right? -[Gata grunts] 568 00:18:38,138 --> 00:18:41,271 Yeah, I'm good, bro, come on. 569 00:18:41,315 --> 00:18:42,968 This is a good choice right here. 570 00:18:43,012 --> 00:18:44,448 The dual-band makes a big difference. 571 00:18:44,492 --> 00:18:45,667 This is the one I got at my crib, so... 572 00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:47,408 Here's your refund,and I hope you have a good day. 573 00:18:47,451 --> 00:18:50,454 Thank you for coming to Game Force. 574 00:18:50,498 --> 00:18:52,108 Hey, yo, what up, my man, I want to return this. 575 00:18:52,152 --> 00:18:53,457 It's not working how it's supposed to. 576 00:18:53,501 --> 00:18:55,111 Oh, that's cool, I got you. 577 00:18:55,155 --> 00:18:57,374 Hold up-- Gata? 578 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,638 -Bino. -What? 579 00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,423 You used to serve tree for Pacman. 580 00:19:02,466 --> 00:19:04,990 -What? That's crazy. -Yeah, what's up, bro? 581 00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:07,079 -What's up, bro? -Man, chilling, dawg. 582 00:19:07,123 --> 00:19:09,299 -Just trying to get in where I fit in. -That's what's up. 583 00:19:09,343 --> 00:19:10,257 Dang, I was wondering what ever happened to you, dawg. 584 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:12,476 I'm still serving 'em,but I stopped seeing you around. 585 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,478 Hey, well, you know, I didn't want to miss moms and sis. 586 00:19:14,522 --> 00:19:16,132 I was tired of being on theroad, you know what I'm saying? 587 00:19:16,176 --> 00:19:17,220 So I had to find something to suit me. 588 00:19:17,264 --> 00:19:19,570 You know, I'm in here with the Force, baby. 589 00:19:19,614 --> 00:19:21,311 Facts, all right. 590 00:19:21,355 --> 00:19:22,225 Okay, cool. 591 00:19:22,269 --> 00:19:23,444 I'm glad to see you good, man. 592 00:19:23,487 --> 00:19:24,706 Niggas said you went crazy, man. 593 00:19:24,749 --> 00:19:26,447 But I'm glad to see that ain't true, bro. 594 00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:28,579 Well, you know niggas be lying 595 00:19:28,623 --> 00:19:29,885 on me like a Persian rug. 596 00:19:29,928 --> 00:19:31,234 All right, cool. 597 00:19:31,278 --> 00:19:33,018 Well, shoot, man, I'll tell Nutti I saw you, dawg. 598 00:19:33,062 --> 00:19:34,455 Oh, you still mess with Nutti? 599 00:19:34,498 --> 00:19:36,457 Yeah, whenever one of his artists need weed. 600 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,415 He in the studio with YG actually right now. 601 00:19:38,459 --> 00:19:40,287 He in the studio with YG? 602 00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:42,376 -Yeah, right now, knocking out bangers. -That's what's up, bro. 603 00:19:42,419 --> 00:19:43,377 You mind if I get tapped in? 604 00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:46,118 Lock me in with that number, man. 605 00:19:47,294 --> 00:19:50,035 Y-Yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you. 606 00:19:50,079 --> 00:19:51,472 -I got you. -Man, I appreciate you, bro. 607 00:19:51,515 --> 00:19:53,300 ♪ 'Ey, girl, 'ey, girl♪ 608 00:19:53,343 --> 00:19:54,518 ♪ 'Ey, girl, what you tryin' to say, girl?♪ 609 00:19:54,562 --> 00:19:56,477 ♪ When you see my dick, you may hurl♪ 610 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,522 ♪ But I'm still kinda hot like May, girl♪ 611 00:19:58,566 --> 00:19:59,871 ♪ Whoa, girl, whoa, girl.♪ 612 00:19:59,915 --> 00:20:01,612 Dude, what the fuck are you doing? 613 00:20:01,656 --> 00:20:03,397 Dude. Can you just run it back, bro? 614 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:06,138 Can you just, like, not be right where I am? 615 00:20:06,182 --> 00:20:08,097 Like, and let me have space up here to operate? 616 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,838 Dave, just chill, give me a minute, bro. 617 00:20:09,881 --> 00:20:11,666 -You think I can sit down for a second? -Sit down? 618 00:20:11,709 --> 00:20:13,842 -Yeah, man. -No, dude, we got to rehearse. 619 00:20:13,885 --> 00:20:15,539 What do you mean? I told you this is, 620 00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:16,975 like, the biggest deal in the world to me. 621 00:20:17,019 --> 00:20:19,500 Like, this is the oppositeof the energy I need right now. 622 00:20:19,543 --> 00:20:20,631 Like, we have to do it. 623 00:20:20,675 --> 00:20:22,372 You knew we had to rehearse today. What are you doing? 624 00:20:22,416 --> 00:20:23,330 Yeah, I couldn't have been clearer about how 625 00:20:23,373 --> 00:20:25,288 important this is to me. Like, are you fucking high? 626 00:20:25,332 --> 00:20:27,290 ELZ: Have you been taking zans or something? 627 00:20:27,334 --> 00:20:28,509 Like, what is, like, your deal right now? What, like...? 628 00:20:28,552 --> 00:20:30,772 Dude, I'm fucking bipolar. 629 00:20:34,602 --> 00:20:36,908 You're bipolar? 630 00:20:36,952 --> 00:20:40,347 I have a chemical imbalance going on inside my brain. 631 00:20:42,349 --> 00:20:45,090 Gata, did a doctor diagnose you? 632 00:20:45,134 --> 00:20:46,440 Medicine and the whole nine. 633 00:20:46,483 --> 00:20:48,572 I take eight to ten pills every night, bro-- like, 634 00:20:48,616 --> 00:20:50,792 the other day I felt myself ramping up, 635 00:20:50,835 --> 00:20:52,533 I took too much, and it probably fucked me up, man. 636 00:20:52,576 --> 00:20:54,274 Look at me, man. 637 00:20:55,927 --> 00:21:00,584 It's much harder to stay mad at this point. 638 00:21:00,628 --> 00:21:02,586 It makes me feel like a rat in a hole sometimes. 639 00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:04,762 Like, I got to express this to you, bro. 640 00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:06,198 Hot, cold-- 641 00:21:06,242 --> 00:21:07,591 that's me. 642 00:21:07,635 --> 00:21:08,723 I never tell nobody 643 00:21:08,766 --> 00:21:09,941 this type of shit, bro. 644 00:21:09,985 --> 00:21:10,986 Never, ever. 645 00:21:11,029 --> 00:21:12,596 Shit's embarrassing, bro. 646 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,903 Like, I've been like this for a while. 647 00:21:14,946 --> 00:21:18,341 We appreciate you sharing all this with us, like, seriously. 648 00:21:18,385 --> 00:21:19,690 You can tell us any of this stuff. 649 00:21:19,734 --> 00:21:20,996 I love y'all, man, and 650 00:21:21,039 --> 00:21:22,476 you guys make me feel comfortable. 651 00:21:22,519 --> 00:21:24,826 You guys are weirdos just like me, bro. 652 00:21:24,869 --> 00:21:27,350 [crying]: This dude rap about having a small dick all the time. 653 00:21:27,394 --> 00:21:31,572 This dude right here rubs acne on his back, no problem. 654 00:21:31,615 --> 00:21:34,009 This dude back here dresses cool as fuck. 655 00:21:34,052 --> 00:21:36,403 He knows all the hip-hop urban lingo 656 00:21:36,446 --> 00:21:38,840 but pronounces all his words properly. 657 00:21:38,883 --> 00:21:41,190 And I'm really bipolar, bruh. 658 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,583 Like, really bipolar. 659 00:21:42,626 --> 00:21:43,627 Sometime I feel crazy. 660 00:21:43,671 --> 00:21:45,629 And sometime I feel lazy. 661 00:21:45,673 --> 00:21:48,502 And I appreciate that, and I think I speak for all of us 662 00:21:48,545 --> 00:21:50,721 when I say we're in this thing together, man. 663 00:21:50,765 --> 00:21:52,593 I love you, man, you know, um, 664 00:21:52,636 --> 00:21:54,595 I really appreciate you, like... 665 00:21:54,638 --> 00:21:55,639 I love you, too, bro. 666 00:21:55,683 --> 00:21:57,424 You got to know that-- you feel me? 667 00:21:57,467 --> 00:21:59,295 I never would come here purposely trying 668 00:21:59,339 --> 00:22:00,862 to fuck your shit up. 669 00:22:05,214 --> 00:22:06,607 Well, Gata, I'm glad you told us. 670 00:22:06,650 --> 00:22:08,217 And... 671 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:10,219 I think it's pretty cool that 672 00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:13,004 we've got the first hype man that's clinically depressed. 673 00:22:13,048 --> 00:22:15,398 -[laughter] -Oh, my God. 674 00:22:15,442 --> 00:22:17,400 -You crazy. -DAVE: Gata, give me a hug. 675 00:22:17,444 --> 00:22:18,401 -I love you, come here. -I love you, too, bro. 676 00:22:18,445 --> 00:22:20,490 You're a real one, man, on God. 677 00:22:20,534 --> 00:22:22,100 Man, I appreciate you, man. 678 00:22:22,144 --> 00:22:24,494 -I'm glad I met you, bro. -And I don't even think 679 00:22:24,538 --> 00:22:25,843 we need to rehearse anymore, to be honest. 680 00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:27,279 I've been overthinking everything. 681 00:22:27,323 --> 00:22:28,716 I think I know what we should do. 682 00:22:36,027 --> 00:22:37,202 Hey. 683 00:22:37,246 --> 00:22:38,421 I'm Lil Dicky. 684 00:22:38,465 --> 00:22:39,988 I have a small penis 685 00:22:40,031 --> 00:22:41,598 and I stress out about things. 686 00:22:41,642 --> 00:22:43,295 This is Gata, he's my hype man. 687 00:22:43,339 --> 00:22:44,601 Gata, tell 'em about yourself, huh? 688 00:22:44,645 --> 00:22:46,298 What up, what up? It's your boy Gata. 689 00:22:46,342 --> 00:22:48,562 Sunglass connoisseur, pizza lover, I'm bipolar, 690 00:22:48,605 --> 00:22:50,694 and I'll take your girl to the solar. 691 00:22:50,738 --> 00:22:52,609 I didn't think he was gonna get into mental illness, 692 00:22:52,653 --> 00:22:55,873 but, man, this is the type of honesty and openness 693 00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:57,353 you can expect from this group. 694 00:22:57,397 --> 00:23:00,530 This is my DJ... Elz. 695 00:23:00,574 --> 00:23:03,707 Tonight you're gonna see one of the best rappers alive 696 00:23:03,751 --> 00:23:05,796 give probably the best show you've ever seen. 697 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,320 And you're gonna love Meek Mill. 698 00:23:08,364 --> 00:23:10,497 But before that, enjoy us, 699 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:14,457 because we are on the cusp of greatness. 700 00:23:14,501 --> 00:23:17,634 And to be honest, I don't even know how we got here. 701 00:23:22,422 --> 00:23:25,512 BINO: He in the studio with YG actually right now. 702 00:23:25,555 --> 00:23:27,470 GATA: He in the studio with YG? 703 00:23:27,514 --> 00:23:29,516 BINO: Yeah, right now, knocking out bangers. 704 00:23:38,916 --> 00:23:40,222 [muttering] 705 00:23:50,537 --> 00:23:52,756 ♪ My dick sucks♪ 706 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,541 -♪ My dick sucks♪ -Hold up. 707 00:23:54,584 --> 00:23:55,759 Hold the fuck up. 708 00:23:55,803 --> 00:23:57,065 Ain't you the YouTube rapper 709 00:23:57,108 --> 00:23:58,327 with the small dick? 710 00:23:58,370 --> 00:23:59,589 ♪ Fuck!♪ 711 00:23:59,633 --> 00:24:00,764 ♪ My dick sucks♪ 712 00:24:00,808 --> 00:24:04,507 ♪ My dick sucks, my dick sucks♪ 713 00:24:04,551 --> 00:24:06,640 -♪ Fuck!♪ -♪ Even though my dick is shorty♪ 714 00:24:06,683 --> 00:24:08,511 ♪ It sit there like it's Gotti♪ 715 00:24:08,555 --> 00:24:09,991 ♪ And it do good work like Gandhi♪ 716 00:24:10,034 --> 00:24:11,645 ♪ And it might grow more like Brawny♪ 717 00:24:11,688 --> 00:24:13,429 ♪ Probably not, got bitches in the lobby♪ 718 00:24:13,473 --> 00:24:14,996 ♪ Their body language obvi♪ 719 00:24:15,039 --> 00:24:17,912 ♪ If five inches the over-under, I'm underdog like Rocky♪ 720 00:24:17,955 --> 00:24:19,696 ♪ They don't care about my cock♪ 721 00:24:19,740 --> 00:24:21,524 ♪ I could use a pussy mop♪ 722 00:24:21,568 --> 00:24:23,221 ♪ On the radio like cops♪ 723 00:24:23,265 --> 00:24:24,571 ♪ She saw me and went in shock♪ 724 00:24:24,614 --> 00:24:26,703 ♪ Technically I'm unemployed♪ 725 00:24:26,747 --> 00:24:29,358 -♪ But I'm pretty sure I'm gonna work♪ -♪ Work.♪ 726 00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:32,404 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 727 00:24:59,301 --> 00:25:00,694 Aren't you Lil Dicky? 728 00:25:00,737 --> 00:25:02,696 ♪ Yes, I know That I'm a rapper ♪ 729 00:25:02,739 --> 00:25:04,480 -♪ At the end of the day ♪ -[gasping] 730 00:25:04,524 --> 00:25:07,962 ♪ But I think It's time you knew me By my government name ♪ 731 00:25:08,005 --> 00:25:10,268 -♪ Hi, I'm Dave ♪ -ANNOUNCER: Dave. 732 00:25:10,312 --> 00:25:12,009 All-new Wednesday at 10:00 on FXX. 733 00:25:12,053 --> 00:25:14,055 And next day, FX on Hulu. 734 00:25:15,665 --> 00:25:19,843 -Everything is just getting really weird. -[fly buzzing] 735 00:25:19,887 --> 00:25:21,628 -You know?-Yeah. Let me write that down. 736 00:25:24,065 --> 00:25:25,240 -Here it comes. -[shouts] 737 00:25:26,633 --> 00:25:27,938 -Take off your hat. -I can't. 738 00:25:27,982 --> 00:25:29,984 -Take off this enormous jacket. -Mm-mmm. 739 00:25:30,027 --> 00:25:31,855 -And stop showing up so late.-Mm-mmm. 740 00:25:34,684 --> 00:25:36,599 -[grunts]-[gasps] Oh, God. Are you okay? 741 00:25:36,643 --> 00:25:38,079 Oh, no. No. Shut up. 742 00:25:46,783 --> 00:25:47,828 Oh, damn! 743 00:25:47,871 --> 00:25:49,481 [classical music playing] 744 00:25:58,665 --> 00:26:00,754 Pulling hair is wrong, mate. 745 00:26:00,797 --> 00:26:04,105 I mean, all violence is wrong,but at least punching's a sport. 746 00:26:04,148 --> 00:26:05,889 -Is it? -Yes, boxing. 747 00:26:05,933 --> 00:26:07,717 Boxing's in the Olympics. Hair pulling isn't. 748 00:26:09,023 --> 00:26:12,069 -It would be funny if it was.-It really would be. 749 00:26:18,380 --> 00:26:19,555 What is Devs? 750 00:26:20,687 --> 00:26:21,688 What is Devs? 751 00:26:21,731 --> 00:26:23,167 What is Devs? 752 00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:25,822 [screams]