1 00:00:01,326 --> 00:00:02,719 I'm gonna miss you so much, 2 00:00:02,762 --> 00:00:04,851 but we can speak on the computerso you'll see my face. 3 00:00:04,895 --> 00:00:06,940 But we won't be able to touch you. 4 00:00:06,984 --> 00:00:08,290 Hey, look. You'll still have me. 5 00:00:08,333 --> 00:00:11,249 -Just you?-Yes. Just-- Your father. Hi. 6 00:00:23,827 --> 00:00:26,134 You'd rather be blind than deaf? 7 00:00:26,177 --> 00:00:27,918 Bro, what I got to see for? 8 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:29,485 I done seen it all. Easy call. 9 00:00:29,528 --> 00:00:31,530 You're the only person I've asked this to 10 00:00:31,574 --> 00:00:33,097 who's chosen blind. 11 00:00:33,141 --> 00:00:34,925 What type of hypothetical is this, bro, 12 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:37,232 if everybody had the same damn answer? 13 00:00:37,275 --> 00:00:38,711 That's a good point, but, like, being blind would suck. 14 00:00:38,755 --> 00:00:39,756 You can't even see anything. 15 00:00:39,799 --> 00:00:40,800 At least with deaf, you... 16 00:00:40,844 --> 00:00:42,106 It's a similar life, I guess. 17 00:00:42,150 --> 00:00:44,369 Hey. Hey! 18 00:00:44,413 --> 00:00:46,589 Honey, it's, uh, eh... 19 00:00:46,632 --> 00:00:48,504 W-Wiz Khalifa! Yeah. Honey! 20 00:00:48,547 --> 00:00:49,940 We dem boyz. 21 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:51,159 -Wiz! -Wiz Khalifa, man, what's up? 22 00:00:51,202 --> 00:00:52,682 -There he is. That's him. -[scoffs] 23 00:00:52,725 --> 00:00:55,119 -What a tangled web we weave. -MAN: There he goes. 24 00:01:00,037 --> 00:01:02,213 -[French accent]: Mademoiselle?-Hmm? 25 00:01:02,257 --> 00:01:04,389 -Thank you. -A metal straw for your ice coffee. 26 00:01:04,433 --> 00:01:06,174 -You didn't have to do that. -[regular voice]: I did. 27 00:01:06,217 --> 00:01:07,740 You put the other straw on the ground. 28 00:01:07,784 --> 00:01:09,046 It was on the ground for, like, two seconds. 29 00:01:09,090 --> 00:01:10,743 I could have wiped it off. 30 00:01:10,787 --> 00:01:12,702 DAVE: Oh, look what the cat drug in. 31 00:01:12,745 --> 00:01:13,964 ALLY: Mm. 32 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:15,487 Somebody suck me! 33 00:01:15,531 --> 00:01:17,272 -[Ally laughs] -Okay. 34 00:01:17,315 --> 00:01:19,709 Well... [sighs] 35 00:01:19,752 --> 00:01:21,363 No, I mean, I did. It's all in the deck. 36 00:01:21,406 --> 00:01:23,408 No, I-I did exactly what you asked me... I did all that. 37 00:01:23,452 --> 00:01:25,410 Please let me redo it. It's my mistake. 38 00:01:25,454 --> 00:01:28,370 Yeah, but I don't-- I don'tunderstand why that's necessary, 39 00:01:28,413 --> 00:01:30,198 for me to... 40 00:01:30,241 --> 00:01:31,808 Yeah, I'll shave my neck. 41 00:01:31,851 --> 00:01:34,071 Okay, all right. See you tomorrow. 42 00:01:34,115 --> 00:01:35,638 Somebody suck me. 43 00:01:35,681 --> 00:01:37,727 What a half-assed "somebody suck me," man. 44 00:01:37,770 --> 00:01:39,859 You're gonna have bad luck,dishonoring The Masklike that. 45 00:01:39,903 --> 00:01:41,948 I just feel like this job is a dead end, man. 46 00:01:41,992 --> 00:01:44,168 It's like, I have the best bookat the company, you know? 47 00:01:44,212 --> 00:01:46,736 They know that, I know that. I'm just, like, their Pac-Man. 48 00:01:46,779 --> 00:01:51,262 I'm just eating shit, just like... [imitating Pac-Man] 49 00:01:51,306 --> 00:01:53,221 Pac-Man doesn't eat shit. He eats whatever 50 00:01:53,264 --> 00:01:56,006 the coinage is that he levels up with. 51 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:58,313 -You should come out with us tonight, okay? -You should. 52 00:01:58,356 --> 00:02:00,184 -Hmm. -Emma got us into this, like, very cool 53 00:02:00,228 --> 00:02:01,751 Hollywood party. 54 00:02:01,794 --> 00:02:04,319 And tech people are sponsoring it, I guess. 55 00:02:04,362 --> 00:02:06,408 -Oh, are-- tech people are gonna be there? -Mm-hmm. 56 00:02:06,451 --> 00:02:08,410 Well, then, no. Yeah, there's no chance I would go to that. 57 00:02:08,453 --> 00:02:10,455 -That's so stupid. -There's gonna be celebrities there. 58 00:02:10,499 --> 00:02:14,242 Like real, a-above Dave-level celebrities. Uh... 59 00:02:14,285 --> 00:02:17,419 -Hmm. -I also, I heard, I heard that the women 60 00:02:17,462 --> 00:02:20,204 are supposed to put their handsagainst the wall like this 61 00:02:20,248 --> 00:02:22,641 and then just look back at all the men. 62 00:02:22,685 --> 00:02:23,990 A little toe? 63 00:02:24,034 --> 00:02:25,035 -Mm-hmm. -A little backdoor toe? 64 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:26,993 -Yeah, exactly. -[Dave laughs] 65 00:02:27,037 --> 00:02:28,386 -Don't you want to come to the party? -And they're gonna... 66 00:02:28,430 --> 00:02:30,432 Some girls are gonna put their head down here 67 00:02:30,475 --> 00:02:31,824 -and talk to you upside down. -Like this? 68 00:02:31,868 --> 00:02:33,261 -Is that so? -Yeah. 69 00:02:33,304 --> 00:02:34,479 ALLY: Please come to the party. 70 00:02:34,523 --> 00:02:35,437 -Okay, I'm coming. -[whoops] 71 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:37,221 All right, I'll come. 72 00:02:37,265 --> 00:02:39,310 Can't believe you're gonna try to talk to girls in the shirt 73 00:02:39,354 --> 00:02:41,094 that makes you look like you're bad at poker. 74 00:02:41,138 --> 00:02:43,445 I love these overalls. If youscoop more coal into the engine, 75 00:02:43,488 --> 00:02:45,055 will we get there faster, or...? 76 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:46,448 -You're so funny. -Okay. 77 00:02:46,491 --> 00:02:47,797 DAVE: I normally hate art, but... 78 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:50,234 Damn. Emma, this shit is crazy. 79 00:02:50,278 --> 00:02:52,280 This the type of shit your bitch like right here. 80 00:02:52,323 --> 00:02:54,107 You did all of this? 81 00:02:54,151 --> 00:02:56,501 This cliché bullshit? Hell no. 82 00:02:56,545 --> 00:02:58,808 -I did the graphics for the signs. -Oh, okay. 83 00:02:58,851 --> 00:03:01,680 It's pretty nice. You got talent, though. 84 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:03,334 I got Microsoft Word. 85 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:07,425 Lights. 86 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:09,949 I like this. 87 00:03:09,993 --> 00:03:12,604 [chuckles] Hey, thank you. 88 00:03:12,648 --> 00:03:14,302 What do you think? 89 00:03:17,305 --> 00:03:18,697 DAVE: Oh. I don't want to talk 90 00:03:18,741 --> 00:03:20,482 about my opinion in front of the artist. 91 00:03:20,525 --> 00:03:22,048 That's weird. 92 00:03:22,092 --> 00:03:24,050 Oh, no, I mean, that's totally fine. 93 00:03:24,094 --> 00:03:25,748 Art is meant to spawn a conversation. 94 00:03:25,791 --> 00:03:28,403 All right. If you really want to talk about it, I guess, 95 00:03:28,446 --> 00:03:31,319 one question I have is: how isthis art? 96 00:03:31,362 --> 00:03:35,366 Okay, well, um, what do youthink it is? 97 00:03:35,410 --> 00:03:40,676 I think you took a bushel offlowers and you just plopped it 98 00:03:40,719 --> 00:03:43,200 in a toaster that you bought somewhere. 99 00:03:43,244 --> 00:03:44,984 -That's what I'm interpreting. -Okay, wait. 100 00:03:45,028 --> 00:03:47,552 I see what's going on here. You don't like Koons. 101 00:03:47,596 --> 00:03:50,860 Oh, my God. This is not racial in any way, my man. 102 00:03:50,903 --> 00:03:54,516 No, no. He means, like, the artist. 103 00:03:54,559 --> 00:03:55,734 Jeff Koons. 104 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:57,345 You are Koo-- Your name is Koons? 105 00:03:57,388 --> 00:03:58,302 -No. -No, I'm... 106 00:03:58,346 --> 00:04:00,609 [chuckles] No, I'm-I'm Marcus. 107 00:04:02,219 --> 00:04:03,786 -BARTENDER: Here you go. -MEGAN: Thank you. 108 00:04:03,829 --> 00:04:05,527 Hey. 109 00:04:05,570 --> 00:04:07,311 I just had an amazing idea. 110 00:04:07,355 --> 00:04:08,747 Okay. 111 00:04:08,791 --> 00:04:11,576 What if we made popcorn out of baby corn? 112 00:04:11,620 --> 00:04:13,709 Oh, my God. That would be so cute. 113 00:04:13,752 --> 00:04:15,319 -Right? -Yeah. 114 00:04:15,363 --> 00:04:17,539 I've been thinking about it for m-- y-- a little bit. 115 00:04:17,582 --> 00:04:18,583 We should do it. 116 00:04:18,627 --> 00:04:20,411 What's all this "we" talk? 117 00:04:20,455 --> 00:04:22,326 You trying to get in on my idea? 118 00:04:22,370 --> 00:04:23,719 -[laughs]: No, I... -You are. 119 00:04:23,762 --> 00:04:26,330 -I mean, you should do it. -Thank you. 120 00:04:26,374 --> 00:04:28,463 I appreciate your support. Don't steal my idea. 121 00:04:28,506 --> 00:04:29,725 [laughs]: Don't. 122 00:04:29,768 --> 00:04:31,988 'Cause I'll, I'll sue you. 123 00:04:32,031 --> 00:04:33,555 -What? -I-I'm kidding. I wouldn't... 124 00:04:33,598 --> 00:04:35,208 -[chuckles] -I don't even know how to do that. 125 00:04:35,252 --> 00:04:37,385 But I would, I would fucking take you to court, for sure, 126 00:04:37,428 --> 00:04:38,690 if you took my idea, like dead serious. 127 00:04:38,734 --> 00:04:40,126 That's not cool to do that. 128 00:04:40,170 --> 00:04:42,041 -Uh, okay. -I'm joking around. But I did. 129 00:04:42,085 --> 00:04:44,566 I did. I-- My cousin, I fucked him up bad in court. 130 00:04:44,609 --> 00:04:47,830 I've had s-- IP stolen from me before and I don't like it. 131 00:04:47,873 --> 00:04:49,832 -[laughs] I'm kidding. -Okay. 132 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:52,225 -Let me get you another free drink. -I'm good. 133 00:04:52,269 --> 00:04:54,576 -Le-- Just one more. Let me get you one more. -No, you know what, I'm good. 134 00:04:54,619 --> 00:04:57,579 -Uh, best of luck, really. -Well.. 135 00:04:57,622 --> 00:05:00,103 I was just kidding around. 136 00:05:01,626 --> 00:05:04,412 Bro, is that...? Do you know who that is? 137 00:05:04,455 --> 00:05:07,153 -GATA: Who, Trippie Redd? -Yeah, bro. 138 00:05:07,197 --> 00:05:09,634 I want to produce for him so fucking bad, dawg. 139 00:05:09,678 --> 00:05:12,507 Well, why don't you just walkyour ass up to him and tell him? 140 00:05:12,550 --> 00:05:15,640 I'm smacked as fuck right now, and I don't want to be 141 00:05:15,684 --> 00:05:17,860 that weird guy who walks up to him at an art gallery like, 142 00:05:17,903 --> 00:05:19,949 "Yo, what's up, T? Let me fucking..." 143 00:05:19,992 --> 00:05:22,952 -You want me to introduce you? -Uh, do-- you don't even 144 00:05:22,995 --> 00:05:24,780 -know him, though. -Man, watch this shit. 145 00:05:24,823 --> 00:05:26,825 But you don't even know him. 146 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:29,306 GATA: My boy Trippie. What's good, my nigga? 147 00:05:30,612 --> 00:05:33,441 -The fuck is you? -It's Gata. 148 00:05:33,484 --> 00:05:36,313 Come on, man, you gonna act like you don't know me, bro? 149 00:05:36,357 --> 00:05:38,097 We was just at Soho House, man. 150 00:05:38,141 --> 00:05:40,186 Oh, don't give me that. 151 00:05:40,230 --> 00:05:41,797 My mom and your mom is cool. 152 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:43,494 You don't remember, from the barbecue, brah? 153 00:05:43,538 --> 00:05:44,843 My mom is Catherine Branton, bro. 154 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:47,455 Nah, I don't know who that is. 155 00:05:47,498 --> 00:05:49,587 -[sighs] -Hey. 156 00:05:50,806 --> 00:05:53,461 I'm sorry. Uh, I'm a huge fan of your shit, bro. 157 00:05:53,504 --> 00:05:55,506 I listen to your shit all the time. 158 00:05:55,550 --> 00:05:57,639 By chance, do you have, like, anengineer or anything right now? 159 00:05:57,682 --> 00:05:58,509 You know what I'm saying, like... 160 00:05:59,597 --> 00:06:02,034 -Nah. -Okay. 161 00:06:02,078 --> 00:06:04,646 I don't ever, like, do this, but like, bro, I'm that guy 162 00:06:04,689 --> 00:06:05,864 when it comes to engineering, like... 163 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:07,649 I'm-a say it, yeah, I'm the fucking one. 164 00:06:07,692 --> 00:06:09,477 -GATA: The truth. -And I think that I can take 165 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,870 your music to whatever the next level is, 166 00:06:11,914 --> 00:06:13,655 you know, quality-wise. 167 00:06:13,698 --> 00:06:16,353 Not anything else, though, like,you got your own fucking swag 168 00:06:16,397 --> 00:06:19,269 going down, big dawg, and it's fucking hard, so... 169 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:21,489 Bet. Let me get your info. 170 00:06:21,532 --> 00:06:22,794 Really? 171 00:06:22,838 --> 00:06:25,101 -Yeah. -Okay. 172 00:06:27,538 --> 00:06:29,540 [laughs softly] 173 00:06:36,721 --> 00:06:39,115 -What's up? -Sup? 174 00:06:39,158 --> 00:06:40,682 You guys throw a great party. 175 00:06:40,725 --> 00:06:42,727 Oh, no, I'm not-- I'm not, uh, I'm not with these guys. 176 00:06:42,771 --> 00:06:45,164 I-I'm, uh, I'm in finance. 177 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:47,689 -Uh, nocturnal stock trader. -Really? 178 00:06:47,732 --> 00:06:49,342 -Yeah. -What kind of stuff? 179 00:06:49,386 --> 00:06:51,606 I've been pushing my clients to diversify. 180 00:06:51,649 --> 00:06:53,695 Are-are you in finance? 181 00:06:53,738 --> 00:06:55,044 Yeah-- well, music manager. 182 00:06:55,087 --> 00:06:56,828 -Oh, rock and roll. Very cool. -Mm-hmm. 183 00:06:56,872 --> 00:06:58,830 -Mm-hmm, yeah. -You-- So you don't just handle the contracts, 184 00:06:58,874 --> 00:07:00,876 -you also do their investment portfolio? -Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. 185 00:07:00,919 --> 00:07:02,834 -You do. Wow. -Absolutely. Yeah. 186 00:07:02,878 --> 00:07:04,880 That's interesting. 187 00:07:09,754 --> 00:07:11,408 Okay, so the master is the recording, right, 188 00:07:11,452 --> 00:07:12,627 -and the publishing is the songwriting? -Exactly. 189 00:07:12,670 --> 00:07:14,411 Right, so the artist has two streams of income. 190 00:07:14,455 --> 00:07:16,369 You can't have one without the other, you have to have both. 191 00:07:16,413 --> 00:07:17,501 No, no, y-you're not getting what I'm saying. 192 00:07:17,545 --> 00:07:19,329 No, I am getting what you're saying. 193 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:20,635 You're not hearing what I'msaying. 194 00:07:20,678 --> 00:07:22,419 Of course they're gonna give on the royalty 195 00:07:22,463 --> 00:07:23,507 if they're getting 10x on the publishing. 196 00:07:23,551 --> 00:07:25,727 It's called pub. 197 00:07:25,770 --> 00:07:27,380 Is it? 198 00:07:27,424 --> 00:07:30,383 YOUNG THUG:Yo, man, I'm telling y'all about 199 00:07:30,427 --> 00:07:31,646 this Mafiagame. 200 00:07:31,689 --> 00:07:33,430 Tom Hanks put me down on it. 201 00:07:33,474 --> 00:07:35,214 And plus, he's, like,the best finesser in the world. 202 00:07:35,258 --> 00:07:37,521 I mean, I can't believe I honestly met him. 203 00:07:37,565 --> 00:07:39,958 -Oh, my God. That's Young Thug.-Really? 204 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:41,699 That's Young Thug right there, yes. 205 00:07:41,743 --> 00:07:43,571 Mafiasucks. 206 00:07:43,614 --> 00:07:45,355 Young Thug, you got to stop surrounding yourself 207 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:47,705 with, like, yes-men and theater dorks. 208 00:07:47,749 --> 00:07:50,969 Wait, what? That's Forrest Gump. 209 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:53,581 That's Gunna as well. Should we go over-- Yeah? Oh, my God. 210 00:07:53,624 --> 00:07:55,583 -EMMA: Like I said. -GUNNA: What are you talking about? 211 00:07:55,626 --> 00:07:58,324 That's-that's Woody from Toy Story. 212 00:07:58,368 --> 00:08:00,762 Hey, guys, you mind if we join? 213 00:08:00,805 --> 00:08:02,633 GUNNA: Sure. 214 00:08:05,593 --> 00:08:07,116 Thank you. 215 00:08:07,159 --> 00:08:09,161 [coughing] 216 00:08:17,822 --> 00:08:19,868 Dude, are you sick? 217 00:08:21,173 --> 00:08:24,612 No. Just, like, weed cough. 218 00:08:24,655 --> 00:08:27,571 -So m... -[coughing] 219 00:08:27,615 --> 00:08:29,965 So much phlegm. 220 00:08:30,008 --> 00:08:33,708 Unbelievable amount of phlegm in that cough. 221 00:08:33,751 --> 00:08:36,362 You know, hey, bro, you was sick, like, two days ago. 222 00:08:36,406 --> 00:08:39,061 Yeah, I was sick, um, at, um, earlier this week, 223 00:08:39,104 --> 00:08:41,498 but I'm not contagious anymore. 224 00:08:41,542 --> 00:08:43,674 How do you know if you're not contagious anymore? 225 00:08:43,718 --> 00:08:45,807 Like, how could you possibly deduce that? 226 00:08:45,850 --> 00:08:47,635 Who-who knows when they are contagious? 227 00:08:47,678 --> 00:08:50,202 Uh, are you a doctor? 228 00:08:50,246 --> 00:08:52,640 I'm not a doctor. I'm just implying that neither... 229 00:08:52,683 --> 00:08:54,598 By the way, such a big fan. 230 00:08:54,642 --> 00:08:56,818 I am just a rapper as well, and I have 231 00:08:56,861 --> 00:08:58,646 so much stuff to do this week, and I-- Y-You would know. 232 00:08:58,689 --> 00:09:00,996 You can't record with a stuffed nose or a sore throat. 233 00:09:01,039 --> 00:09:03,476 I just, you know... I-- 234 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:07,959 It's a dream to be here, but I have to exit if you're sick. 235 00:09:08,003 --> 00:09:09,744 I'm such a big fan of both of you, 236 00:09:09,787 --> 00:09:11,267 and if you are sick, you shouldn't be... 237 00:09:11,310 --> 00:09:12,529 -Fuck out of here. -Okay. 238 00:09:12,573 --> 00:09:14,009 I'm just saying, let yourself heal. 239 00:09:14,052 --> 00:09:17,055 -Don't smoke if you're sick. -Okay, bye, Young Thug. 240 00:09:20,015 --> 00:09:23,453 -Yo, this nigga rap? -Kinda. 241 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:24,846 -He can't be a rapper. -[scoffs] 242 00:09:24,889 --> 00:09:26,064 Dressed like that? 243 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:28,806 -[laughs] -No fucking rap... [coughs] 244 00:09:28,850 --> 00:09:30,852 [coughing] 245 00:09:30,895 --> 00:09:33,071 [hacking] 246 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:35,030 Fuck. 247 00:09:35,073 --> 00:09:37,249 Fucking Young Thug. 248 00:09:37,293 --> 00:09:38,860 [hacking] 249 00:09:38,903 --> 00:09:40,688 MIKE: David. 250 00:09:40,731 --> 00:09:42,559 What? 251 00:09:42,603 --> 00:09:43,995 What are you doing here? Are you just standing here 252 00:09:44,039 --> 00:09:46,041 -by yourself, doing nothing? -Uh, yeah. 253 00:09:46,084 --> 00:09:48,652 I can be alone with my thoughts.I'm not a mental weakling. 254 00:09:48,696 --> 00:09:52,525 I want to run something by you, though, um... 255 00:09:52,569 --> 00:09:54,919 -You want to get situated? -No. 256 00:09:55,964 --> 00:09:58,357 Okay, uh, here it goes. 257 00:09:58,401 --> 00:10:00,751 I want to be your manager. 258 00:10:03,928 --> 00:10:06,757 -Really? -Yeah, really. 259 00:10:08,933 --> 00:10:11,588 I don't think that's a very good idea. 260 00:10:11,632 --> 00:10:15,853 Okay, well, I disagree. Uh, I wholeheartedly disagree. 261 00:10:15,897 --> 00:10:17,942 Wh-Why do you think it's not a good idea? 262 00:10:17,986 --> 00:10:19,770 -Why? -Yeah. 263 00:10:19,814 --> 00:10:21,598 Uh, how about 'cause you know nothing 264 00:10:21,642 --> 00:10:23,861 about the entire music industry.How's that for an idea? 265 00:10:23,905 --> 00:10:25,820 Do you really think it's that complicated? 266 00:10:25,863 --> 00:10:27,560 Last night I talked to a music manager. 267 00:10:27,604 --> 00:10:29,519 H-He told me exactly what he does, 268 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:32,870 which took all of 15 entire minutes. Not that hard, okay? 269 00:10:32,914 --> 00:10:34,959 You know I went to school forbusiness. I'm a business major. 270 00:10:35,003 --> 00:10:36,744 I'm not concerned about the workflow as much 271 00:10:36,787 --> 00:10:39,181 as I'm concerned about, like, the cultural difference here. 272 00:10:39,224 --> 00:10:40,835 Oh, I am culturally hip. 273 00:10:40,878 --> 00:10:42,924 I'd like-- I want to fuck girlswho wear Pumas. 274 00:10:42,967 --> 00:10:44,752 I get it. I'm-I'm a cool guy. 275 00:10:44,795 --> 00:10:46,536 Also, last night I chopped it up 276 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:50,279 with the most famous rapper I'veever met, uh-uh, Todd Dillerson. 277 00:10:50,322 --> 00:10:52,760 -Todd Dillerson? -Yeah, Todd Dillerson. 278 00:10:52,803 --> 00:10:54,718 Ty Dolla Sign? 279 00:10:54,762 --> 00:10:57,634 Ty Dolla Si-- that's it, Ty Dolla Sign. Yeah, him. 280 00:10:57,678 --> 00:10:59,201 I thought it was more formal to say Todd... 281 00:10:59,244 --> 00:11:00,985 -His name's not Todd Dillerson.-Right. I get it. 282 00:11:01,029 --> 00:11:02,987 -Are you joking? -Okay. Whatever. 283 00:11:03,031 --> 00:11:04,946 You're getting lost in the details. That-That-That's... 284 00:11:04,989 --> 00:11:06,948 Aren't you the guy who runsa rinky-dink operation that lets 285 00:11:06,991 --> 00:11:09,602 rappers take tens of thousands of dollars from him on a whim? 286 00:11:09,646 --> 00:11:12,954 You don't even own LilDicky.com. 287 00:11:12,997 --> 00:11:15,521 It's not like I didn't attempt to buy LilDicky.com. 288 00:11:15,565 --> 00:11:18,176 It was taken on GoDaddy, so I had to get LilDicky2.com. 289 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:20,178 -It is what it is. -Right. Well, LilDicky2, I... 290 00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:22,224 reached out to the guy that owns LilDicky, 291 00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:23,747 and I bought it from him. 292 00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:25,749 -You have LilDicky.com? -Yes. We, 293 00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:27,272 wehave LilDicky.com. 294 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:29,971 Okay. 295 00:11:30,014 --> 00:11:32,147 This is a lot to absorb right now. 296 00:11:32,190 --> 00:11:34,323 [sighs] Look, Dave... 297 00:11:34,366 --> 00:11:36,020 I need a challenge, okay? 298 00:11:36,064 --> 00:11:37,195 I-I need something new in my life. 299 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,675 I'm not happy right now, at all. 300 00:11:38,719 --> 00:11:40,895 And you need someone who's smart-- me-- 301 00:11:40,938 --> 00:11:43,898 and who gives a shit about you that you trust. 302 00:11:43,941 --> 00:11:46,117 Do you believe in me as a rapper? 303 00:11:46,161 --> 00:11:49,642 As much as it pains me to say it, I do, I really do. 304 00:11:49,686 --> 00:11:51,601 Why? 305 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,342 Because you've got it. I don't know what that is. 306 00:11:53,385 --> 00:11:54,822 I always thought that was bullshit. 307 00:11:54,865 --> 00:11:57,172 -Hmm. -But without me or somebody like me, 308 00:11:57,215 --> 00:12:00,044 I-I don't think you'll ever reach your full potential. 309 00:12:01,437 --> 00:12:04,048 If I go through with this... 310 00:12:04,092 --> 00:12:06,050 -Mm-hmm? -...it's a trial run, okay? 311 00:12:06,094 --> 00:12:09,010 I don't want you quitting your job right now. 312 00:12:09,053 --> 00:12:10,838 -I don't want... -[laughs]: My j... 313 00:12:10,881 --> 00:12:12,840 I'm not gonna quit my job. 314 00:12:12,883 --> 00:12:14,842 No. You-- This is my side hustle. 315 00:12:14,885 --> 00:12:16,191 You're gonna be my priority, 316 00:12:16,234 --> 00:12:17,670 -but I need to make money. -Yeah, you're getting 317 00:12:17,714 --> 00:12:19,934 20% of, like, the next Kanye-- are you kidding? 318 00:12:19,977 --> 00:12:21,413 It's the biggest opportunity you'll ever get 319 00:12:21,457 --> 00:12:23,415 -in your entire life. -Wow, yeah, I guess if I do the math 320 00:12:23,459 --> 00:12:26,244 right here in front of you, 20%of what you're making right now, 321 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:29,291 then if that, if I carry-- and then my cut is... 322 00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:32,381 Oh, is my cut zero? You don't make any fucking money. 323 00:12:32,424 --> 00:12:34,470 All right, look. 324 00:12:34,513 --> 00:12:36,733 I'm struggling seeing a downside here, 325 00:12:36,777 --> 00:12:39,040 because if it doesn't work out,I just fire you. 326 00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:40,650 -Mm-hmm. -No skin off my clit. 327 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:43,087 And honestly, the ability to fire you 328 00:12:43,131 --> 00:12:44,828 is almost reason enough to hire you. 329 00:12:44,872 --> 00:12:47,744 Like, what a joy that would beto just let you know that you've 330 00:12:47,788 --> 00:12:50,268 been terminated. So let's see how it goes. 331 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,270 -Are-are you being serious? -I'm willing to give you 332 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:53,837 the title "interim manager." 333 00:12:53,881 --> 00:12:55,447 Wonderful. Okay, I'll get started right away. 334 00:12:55,491 --> 00:12:57,058 So-so, do you have a business account or something, or...? 335 00:12:57,101 --> 00:12:58,755 I'm gonna put you on an e-email 336 00:12:58,799 --> 00:13:00,278 -with the guy who does it. -All right, perfect. 337 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:02,759 MIKE [over phone]: Could you send me the last three years 338 00:13:02,803 --> 00:13:04,761 -of his tax returns, please? -Okay. I'll send you 339 00:13:04,805 --> 00:13:05,849 the last five, okay? 340 00:13:05,893 --> 00:13:08,112 Hey, you get zip files? 341 00:13:08,156 --> 00:13:10,114 Yeah. Yes, I do. 342 00:13:10,158 --> 00:13:11,986 But you don't ha-have to do that, Don. 343 00:13:12,029 --> 00:13:15,293 No, no, that's okay. Already, I'm selecting... 344 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:16,425 and dragging... 345 00:13:16,468 --> 00:13:17,730 and zipping. 346 00:13:17,774 --> 00:13:19,254 I'll let you know when it's zipped, okay? 347 00:13:19,297 --> 00:13:21,256 Okay, Don. Looking forward to it. 348 00:13:21,299 --> 00:13:23,432 Hey, I-I got to tell you, Mike,Carol and I, 349 00:13:23,475 --> 00:13:26,087 we're just so happy that you've taken Dave's finances 350 00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:27,784 under your wing. 351 00:13:27,828 --> 00:13:29,264 Trust me, I have a front-row seat to his spending. 352 00:13:29,307 --> 00:13:31,657 It's unbelievable. We have three Roombas at the house, 353 00:13:31,701 --> 00:13:33,355 -and we don't even have carpet. -Look at... 354 00:13:33,398 --> 00:13:36,924 look at this-- $42 on a delivery dinner for one. 355 00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:39,752 And-and why did we get him the Camry 356 00:13:39,796 --> 00:13:42,016 if he's just going to Uber everywhere? 357 00:13:42,059 --> 00:13:44,366 Well, at least he doesFaceTime us when he's Uber'ing. 358 00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:46,585 -Yeah, but the data, the data. -That's true. 359 00:13:46,629 --> 00:13:48,109 Hey, hey, Mike, uh, 360 00:13:48,152 --> 00:13:50,328 -you got a Sam's Club nearby? -Okay. Um... 361 00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,156 You should get Dave a Sam's Club membership. 362 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,028 He can just use ours. 363 00:13:54,071 --> 00:13:55,943 -Um...-No, that-that would be illegal. 364 00:13:55,986 --> 00:13:57,988 We use Karen Smiley's Hulu account. 365 00:13:58,032 --> 00:13:59,903 -Is that illegal? -You can't compare. 366 00:13:59,947 --> 00:14:03,124 -We're taking a little bit of a stream once or... -Guys? 367 00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:05,517 -once or twice... wi-with fraud. -Guys? I got to go. 368 00:14:05,561 --> 00:14:07,519 -I got to jump. -And you think it's gonna hurt somebody? 369 00:14:07,563 --> 00:14:09,260 -I think it's... -Sam? 370 00:14:09,304 --> 00:14:11,741 -I don't want to get in trouble. I... -All right, bye-bye. 371 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:15,179 Michael! He hung up. Because you came. 372 00:14:15,223 --> 00:14:16,964 -What?! -Shit. 373 00:14:21,446 --> 00:14:23,100 [laughing]: Mike? 374 00:14:23,144 --> 00:14:24,710 -Yeah. -Wait-wait-wait. 375 00:14:24,754 --> 00:14:26,756 -Mike? -Yes. 376 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,192 [laughing] 377 00:14:28,236 --> 00:14:30,064 [mock loud laughter] 378 00:14:30,107 --> 00:14:32,414 Yeah, man, I have ambition. I make moves. 379 00:14:32,457 --> 00:14:34,938 "Hi. I'm Lil Dicky,and this is my large leprechaun. 380 00:14:34,982 --> 00:14:36,809 "He manages me. If you have any business inquiries, 381 00:14:36,853 --> 00:14:38,768 talk to him." [laughing] 382 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,596 Shit, man, I think it's tight, man. 383 00:14:40,639 --> 00:14:42,119 Mike is family, bro. We got to keep it 384 00:14:42,163 --> 00:14:43,947 in the fam, keep the grass cut. 385 00:14:43,991 --> 00:14:46,558 I-I agree with... What does that mean, the "grass cut"? 386 00:14:46,602 --> 00:14:48,604 -Ah. -Keep the grass cut, fool, so the snakes'll show. 387 00:14:48,647 --> 00:14:51,346 Bro, you got to be able to see what's going on out here. 388 00:14:51,389 --> 00:14:53,130 Snakes. Oh, he's nota snake, you're saying. 389 00:14:53,174 --> 00:14:54,871 Yeah, he's... I can trust him. Exactly. 390 00:14:54,915 --> 00:14:56,568 That is a big factor. Look, I understand 391 00:14:56,612 --> 00:14:58,309 that it's a weird choice, but he was 392 00:14:58,353 --> 00:15:00,007 the smartest guy in my entire college. 393 00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:02,357 I used to be in class with him,and he would get in arguments 394 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,575 with professors and win the arguments 395 00:15:03,619 --> 00:15:04,881 in front of the whole class 396 00:15:04,925 --> 00:15:06,143 and humiliate the profe... 397 00:15:06,187 --> 00:15:08,102 -It was like Finding Forrester. -ELZ: But... 398 00:15:08,145 --> 00:15:10,974 mixing business with pleasure'sa terrible fucking idea. 399 00:15:11,018 --> 00:15:13,237 -We do it all the time. -I find nothing pleasurable 400 00:15:13,281 --> 00:15:16,675 about working with you-- I thinkyou need to understand that 401 00:15:16,719 --> 00:15:18,460 -before we do anything else. -I'm okay. 402 00:15:18,503 --> 00:15:20,244 Let me ask you this, though-- does he understand 403 00:15:20,288 --> 00:15:22,464 that he works for you, like, as an employee and, you know? 404 00:15:22,507 --> 00:15:26,120 -I... Yeah, I think so. -Somebody suck me! 405 00:15:26,163 --> 00:15:27,382 [laughter] 406 00:15:27,425 --> 00:15:29,253 -DAVE: Hi. -That's me as your mucus 407 00:15:29,297 --> 00:15:30,646 to the neti pot. 408 00:15:30,689 --> 00:15:32,909 -Mm-hmm, right. -[laughs] Also, 409 00:15:32,953 --> 00:15:35,868 I was 90% sure that this was the right room, 410 00:15:35,912 --> 00:15:37,783 but, like, what if it wasn't? 411 00:15:37,827 --> 00:15:39,350 -DAVE: Yeah. Bold entrance. -Can you imagine? 412 00:15:39,394 --> 00:15:41,004 See? Neti pot? Mike's job. 413 00:15:41,048 --> 00:15:42,614 DAVE: Thanks, pie. 414 00:15:42,658 --> 00:15:45,008 -You're welcome. -Where's the distilled water? 415 00:15:45,052 --> 00:15:46,923 I forgot it. 416 00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:49,012 I'm sorry.But you could just use, like... 417 00:15:49,056 --> 00:15:50,579 Tap water? 418 00:15:50,622 --> 00:15:52,407 -Yeah.-How? It needs distilled water. 419 00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:55,018 It goes up my nose, it's next door to my brain. 420 00:15:55,062 --> 00:15:57,281 You said this was gonna be a Mike job now? 421 00:15:57,325 --> 00:15:59,066 -Mike task. -Yeah, that checks out. 422 00:15:59,109 --> 00:16:01,024 Maybe we should loop him in. 423 00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:02,243 He would have brought the water. 424 00:16:02,286 --> 00:16:03,592 -[Elz laughs] -Wow. 425 00:16:03,635 --> 00:16:05,159 I'm sorry, I appreciate you, pie. 426 00:16:05,202 --> 00:16:08,075 Yeah, uh, you can neti somewhere else, because I have 427 00:16:08,118 --> 00:16:10,729 Trippie Redd coming, and obviously he's a scary person. 428 00:16:10,773 --> 00:16:12,166 -He's coming soon? -Now. 429 00:16:12,209 --> 00:16:14,168 Okay, I'll go neti. BRB. 430 00:16:14,211 --> 00:16:16,170 -Hey. -What's up, rock star! 431 00:16:16,213 --> 00:16:18,041 -God! -Ooh, mylittle baby. 432 00:16:18,085 --> 00:16:20,174 Well, shit, Elz, now that he gone, 433 00:16:20,217 --> 00:16:21,479 what's up with some studio time,let your boy 434 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,699 -spit some bars? -Gata, you rap, too? 435 00:16:23,742 --> 00:16:24,917 Come on, Ally. 436 00:16:24,961 --> 00:16:26,049 -He does rap. -Mm. 437 00:16:26,093 --> 00:16:27,442 Right now he does not. 438 00:16:27,485 --> 00:16:28,704 You owe me, bro. 439 00:16:28,747 --> 00:16:30,619 -I owe you? For what? -I put you 440 00:16:30,662 --> 00:16:32,316 in position at the art show, bro. 441 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,839 You wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for me. 442 00:16:33,883 --> 00:16:36,233 How? 'Cause you walked up to himand tried to convince him that 443 00:16:36,277 --> 00:16:38,409 -your mothers were friends? -I can't get nothing in? 444 00:16:38,453 --> 00:16:40,237 I need some studio time. 445 00:16:40,281 --> 00:16:42,239 I got ghetto brilliance. 446 00:16:43,327 --> 00:16:44,067 No. 447 00:16:44,111 --> 00:16:45,547 [gentle music playing] 448 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:47,244 [chirping on TV] 449 00:16:47,288 --> 00:16:49,986 NARRATOR: The penguins overwhelm the baby, 450 00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:52,858 crushing its head in the process. 451 00:16:52,902 --> 00:16:54,425 It is a tragic... 452 00:16:54,469 --> 00:16:56,993 Yo, Sixers-Suns, ESPN. You want to watch? 453 00:16:57,037 --> 00:16:59,126 Oh, brother, I am knee-deep on this penguin doc. 454 00:16:59,169 --> 00:17:01,084 You should sitand check this out. It's so sad. 455 00:17:01,128 --> 00:17:03,347 Their home is depleting at such a rapid rate. 456 00:17:03,391 --> 00:17:05,306 -[penguin squawks on TV]-I hate to play the client card. 457 00:17:05,349 --> 00:17:06,350 The... Really? 458 00:17:06,394 --> 00:17:07,656 -Right now? -Mm-hmm. 459 00:17:07,699 --> 00:17:09,092 You're gonna play the client card 460 00:17:09,136 --> 00:17:12,226 for the Sixers-Phoenix Suns regular season game? 461 00:17:12,269 --> 00:17:14,228 That's part of my creative process. 462 00:17:14,271 --> 00:17:16,665 I love watching the Sixers beat the shit out of the Suns. 463 00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:18,580 Gets me going, so gonna need to... 464 00:17:18,623 --> 00:17:22,018 You know, usually, part of the creative process is creating, 465 00:17:22,062 --> 00:17:24,281 so give a manager something to manage. 466 00:17:24,325 --> 00:17:26,109 [penguin whistles on TV] 467 00:17:26,153 --> 00:17:29,112 Yeah. Yes. 468 00:17:29,156 --> 00:17:31,027 Well said. I will do work. 469 00:17:31,071 --> 00:17:32,289 -Thank you. -Brilliant. 470 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:33,812 -I know. -God, you're good. 471 00:17:33,856 --> 00:17:35,379 Mm-hmm. 472 00:17:35,423 --> 00:17:37,120 [penguin squawks on TV] 473 00:17:37,164 --> 00:17:38,904 Ooh, ooh, ooh. [clicks tongue] 474 00:17:38,948 --> 00:17:41,385 Ah, ah, ah. Testing. 475 00:17:41,429 --> 00:17:43,213 -♪ Ooh...♪ -Do you have...? 476 00:17:43,257 --> 00:17:45,041 -Do you have to do it right now?-Yeah. Work should be 477 00:17:45,085 --> 00:17:46,956 the top priority. I think you were right. 478 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,958 Well, it should, but I am... Oh, man. 479 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,829 I'm-I'm clocked out right now, so... 480 00:17:50,873 --> 00:17:52,179 Really? But the industry's 24/7. 481 00:17:52,222 --> 00:17:54,268 I'm surprised you'd ever be clocked out. 482 00:17:54,311 --> 00:17:56,922 I could also just fire you. [clicks tongue] Ooh, ooh, ooh. 483 00:17:56,966 --> 00:17:59,142 -Give you more leg to stand on in this argument. -No, no, no. 484 00:17:59,186 --> 00:18:01,405 All right, okay. You know what? You know what? 485 00:18:01,449 --> 00:18:04,408 Look at that. I am all in. 486 00:18:04,452 --> 00:18:06,845 -Great. -Uh-huh. 487 00:18:06,889 --> 00:18:08,978 [music plays quietly in background] 488 00:18:11,546 --> 00:18:13,330 [sighs] What-What's up? Don'tyou have something to lay down? 489 00:18:13,374 --> 00:18:15,332 Don't you have some bars, baby? I... 490 00:18:15,376 --> 00:18:16,942 Unless everything was just a big show 491 00:18:16,986 --> 00:18:18,292 so I would turn off the T... 492 00:18:18,335 --> 00:18:20,032 You wouldn't... you wouldn't do that. Would you do that? 493 00:18:20,076 --> 00:18:21,382 Don't say another word. 494 00:18:21,425 --> 00:18:23,210 I'm recording audio. Don't say another word. 495 00:18:23,253 --> 00:18:25,299 My B. My B. 496 00:18:26,865 --> 00:18:30,782 Let me hear you spitthat hot fire. Let's go, Daddy. 497 00:18:30,826 --> 00:18:33,263 -I know it's inside that gut. -You're fired. 498 00:18:33,307 --> 00:18:36,223 Great. 499 00:18:36,266 --> 00:18:39,182 Oh, I love the way they waddle. 500 00:18:39,226 --> 00:18:42,446 Oh. He wants these vocals. 501 00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:44,405 Damn. 502 00:18:44,448 --> 00:18:47,190 Hey, I think we should be good. 503 00:18:47,234 --> 00:18:48,365 All right, play that shit. 504 00:18:48,409 --> 00:18:51,455 ♪ Yeah, hold up, let me pop my shit♪ 505 00:18:51,499 --> 00:18:53,065 ♪ I'll kill my brother...♪ 506 00:18:53,109 --> 00:18:55,764 Nah, that shit's trash. Move it back. 507 00:18:55,807 --> 00:18:58,636 Um... he wants us to...? He wants me to move it back? 508 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,116 Was that like a lyric or...? 509 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,293 Uh... Oh, fuckin'... 510 00:19:03,337 --> 00:19:04,816 ♪ Bitch spleen♪ 511 00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:06,209 ♪ Yeah, hold up, let me pop my shit.♪ 512 00:19:06,253 --> 00:19:08,429 Nah, brah. Move it back, brah. 513 00:19:08,472 --> 00:19:10,387 Move the first part to the back, 514 00:19:10,431 --> 00:19:12,781 and move the second half to the front, brah. 515 00:19:12,824 --> 00:19:16,350 Move it back and put the two in front of the one? 516 00:19:16,393 --> 00:19:18,439 [sputters] 517 00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:20,354 Oh, yeah, I got it, I think. I hope. 518 00:19:20,397 --> 00:19:23,226 ♪ Pussy nigga talkin', we gon' leave him in a ditch ♪ 519 00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:26,273 -♪ I'll kill my brother...♪ -Sound good to you? 520 00:19:26,316 --> 00:19:29,101 Yeah, that's hard. It's fire. 521 00:19:29,145 --> 00:19:30,146 ♪ Nigga, bad with the Grinch.♪ 522 00:19:35,543 --> 00:19:36,848 [engine revving, tires squealing on TV] 523 00:19:38,676 --> 00:19:40,504 See some dishes in the sink. 524 00:19:40,548 --> 00:19:42,680 Does that mean we had a productive day? 525 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,291 DAVE: Unfortunately not. 526 00:19:44,334 --> 00:19:46,815 I, uh...I can't get much recording done. 527 00:19:46,858 --> 00:19:49,121 My nose is stuffed as a piñata. 528 00:19:49,165 --> 00:19:50,601 [sucks in through teeth] I understand how that's hard 529 00:19:50,645 --> 00:19:52,255 to get over that humongous obstacle, 530 00:19:52,299 --> 00:19:54,431 but, you know, we got to get some kind of schedule going. 531 00:19:54,475 --> 00:19:58,479 Again, I can't produce unless you produce. 532 00:19:58,522 --> 00:20:00,307 Don't say "again" 533 00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:02,439 when you say a sentence for the first time ever. 534 00:20:02,483 --> 00:20:04,702 It's an annoying trait that you have. 535 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,530 We just need to have some kind of rhythm here. 536 00:20:06,574 --> 00:20:09,359 You know what I mean? Like, in the morning, what if, uh, 537 00:20:09,403 --> 00:20:12,362 that's when you start messing with beats, and then by lunch, 538 00:20:12,406 --> 00:20:14,712 we got some lyrics laid down, some verses? 539 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:17,976 And then, by dinnertime, we got a hook or two. 540 00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:21,415 Then, end of day, we got... we got a song. 541 00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:23,373 That's a full song, right? 542 00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:26,420 Oh, wait. The order is fucked up? What...? 543 00:20:26,463 --> 00:20:28,160 Okay, fine. Do the... 544 00:20:28,204 --> 00:20:29,640 Maybe the hook come before the... 545 00:20:29,684 --> 00:20:31,294 The hook'll be... What-what...? 546 00:20:31,338 --> 00:20:32,469 However that you arrange it doesn't fucking matter. 547 00:20:32,513 --> 00:20:34,906 But we got to have some kind of,like, system. 548 00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:36,386 Do you know what I'm saying? 549 00:20:36,430 --> 00:20:38,475 Did you just, like, Wikipedia "music"? 550 00:20:38,519 --> 00:20:40,521 Beats, hooks, ver... That's like... 551 00:20:40,564 --> 00:20:42,174 -You sound...-Yesterday you spent three hours 552 00:20:42,218 --> 00:20:43,437 responding to Instagram comments. 553 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,439 That's called fan engagement, bucko. 554 00:20:45,482 --> 00:20:48,442 And you're welcome for taking all the time out to do that. 555 00:20:48,485 --> 00:20:49,704 -That's good for our brand. -Okay. 556 00:20:49,747 --> 00:20:51,532 Valid. You also spent one of those hours 557 00:20:51,575 --> 00:20:53,751 only responding to one guy that said you suck. 558 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,753 I'm totally okay if a guy doesn't like me, 559 00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:58,016 but to say that I'm derivative is just contradictory. 560 00:20:58,060 --> 00:20:59,670 Like, he-- his argument made no sense. 561 00:20:59,714 --> 00:21:01,368 -I'm not derivative. That's... -No, you're not. 562 00:21:01,411 --> 00:21:02,760 You are very original. You're the only artist I know 563 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:04,109 that doesn't put out anything. 564 00:21:04,153 --> 00:21:06,373 You got to have some kind of, like, 565 00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:07,939 structure, you know? It's got to be like a job. 566 00:21:07,983 --> 00:21:10,551 I don't know what to tell you. My process is very slow. 567 00:21:10,594 --> 00:21:13,031 Gata always says "You can't rush greatness." I agree. 568 00:21:13,075 --> 00:21:15,164 Gata's also the same guy that asked me yesterday 569 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,384 if a rhinoceros is real. 570 00:21:17,427 --> 00:21:19,821 -What do you mean? -Like a real thing. 571 00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:22,389 It... [sighs] Because they're extinct? 572 00:21:22,432 --> 00:21:24,434 No. 573 00:21:24,478 --> 00:21:26,610 I'm still waiting on a valid suggestion here. 574 00:21:26,654 --> 00:21:29,700 -Like, do you have any non-cockamamie ideas? -Oh, okay, okay. 575 00:21:29,744 --> 00:21:32,137 I think if the music thing is not working right now-- 576 00:21:32,181 --> 00:21:33,965 no vibes are kicking, I get that-- 577 00:21:34,009 --> 00:21:36,751 then maybe we should go viral. 578 00:21:36,794 --> 00:21:38,753 Go viral? 579 00:21:38,796 --> 00:21:40,755 You-you... you put out a video 580 00:21:40,798 --> 00:21:43,497 that you know is clickbait. You know, lures people. 581 00:21:43,540 --> 00:21:44,933 We'll put a titty in the thumbnail. 582 00:21:44,976 --> 00:21:47,457 The-the cowboy kid did it at Walmart. 583 00:21:47,501 --> 00:21:49,024 He was just singing in Walmart. 584 00:21:49,067 --> 00:21:51,026 Some... you know, like, some country bumpkin was like, 585 00:21:51,069 --> 00:21:52,593 [Southern accent]: "Look at himsinging in the aisle." 586 00:21:52,636 --> 00:21:53,594 And they put that dude on Ellen. 587 00:21:53,637 --> 00:21:55,160 You know, I haven't used up 588 00:21:55,204 --> 00:21:57,293 all my birthday wishes yet, so... 589 00:21:57,337 --> 00:21:59,034 it's gonna happen. 590 00:21:59,077 --> 00:22:02,298 I think you're underestimating how dumb the Internet is. 591 00:22:02,342 --> 00:22:05,083 What are you doing?What-what are you doing anyway? 592 00:22:05,127 --> 00:22:06,520 Like, at... right now? 593 00:22:06,563 --> 00:22:08,043 Mm-hmm. 594 00:22:08,086 --> 00:22:09,349 I'm drifting. 595 00:22:10,654 --> 00:22:13,353 All right, let's go viral. 596 00:22:20,142 --> 00:22:22,144 [whispers]: Be cool. 597 00:22:36,593 --> 00:22:39,248 Somebody suck me! 598 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:40,902 [Mike laughs quietly] 599 00:22:40,945 --> 00:22:44,296 [whispering]: Dave, Dave, Dave. Do it again. 600 00:22:44,340 --> 00:22:46,211 [quietly]: It's not... I didn't get it. 601 00:22:46,255 --> 00:22:48,562 [regular voice]: One more. Do it again. 602 00:22:48,605 --> 00:22:51,521 I'm sorry, guys. It's from The Mask. 603 00:22:51,565 --> 00:22:54,524 We're going... viral. 604 00:22:54,568 --> 00:22:57,875 Somebody suck me! 605 00:22:57,919 --> 00:23:00,138 -Shh. -[Mike chuckles softly] 606 00:23:03,707 --> 00:23:06,318 -You got it? -So good. So fucking good. 607 00:23:06,362 --> 00:23:08,930 -["Gloria" by Laura Branigan playing] -Somebody suck me! 608 00:23:08,973 --> 00:23:11,585 Somebody suck me! 609 00:23:11,628 --> 00:23:13,500 Somebody suck me! 610 00:23:13,543 --> 00:23:16,459 [laughter] 611 00:23:16,503 --> 00:23:17,504 We got to do it. 612 00:23:17,547 --> 00:23:21,246 Somebody suck me! 613 00:23:21,290 --> 00:23:23,379 [to "Gloria"]: ♪ Somebody suck me.♪ 614 00:23:23,423 --> 00:23:25,686 I don't understand the concept of just... 615 00:23:25,729 --> 00:23:27,731 -Somebody suck me! -Is it the yellow zoot suit? 616 00:23:27,775 --> 00:23:30,125 Or is it the... 617 00:23:30,168 --> 00:23:33,737 throwing out the request of somebody to actually 618 00:23:33,781 --> 00:23:35,130 do something to this individual? 619 00:23:35,173 --> 00:23:37,654 Yeah, that's a bold request for sure. 620 00:23:37,698 --> 00:23:41,179 Imploring somebody to... suck him. 621 00:23:41,223 --> 00:23:44,531 -Somebody suck me! -[laughter] 622 00:23:44,574 --> 00:23:46,620 Oh, my fucking God. 623 00:23:46,663 --> 00:23:48,926 CAROL: Honey, come here. Dave's on the Internet. 624 00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:51,189 -Look! -What is it? 625 00:23:51,233 --> 00:23:52,539 Oh, I've read about these. 626 00:23:52,582 --> 00:23:54,541 This is a G-I-F. 627 00:23:54,584 --> 00:23:56,717 Authorities say the locusts could return 628 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:57,892 in as soon as four months. 629 00:23:57,935 --> 00:23:59,633 Somebody suck me! 630 00:23:59,676 --> 00:24:02,549 So we will continue to follow this for you. 631 00:24:02,592 --> 00:24:03,854 Somebody... 632 00:24:03,898 --> 00:24:05,726 -Suck me! -Preston! 633 00:24:05,769 --> 00:24:06,988 KIDS: Somebody suck me! 634 00:24:07,031 --> 00:24:09,338 ALL: Somebody suck me! 635 00:24:09,381 --> 00:24:11,732 Somebody suck me! 636 00:24:11,775 --> 00:24:16,693 Somebody suck me! Somebody suck me! 637 00:24:16,737 --> 00:24:18,739 40 million views. 638 00:24:18,782 --> 00:24:20,567 I hope Jim Carrey doesn't sue us. 639 00:24:20,610 --> 00:24:22,873 You kidding me? It'd be awesome,but it's not gonna happen. 640 00:24:22,917 --> 00:24:25,572 Parody is fair use, man. We have to monetize this. 641 00:24:25,615 --> 00:24:27,791 I'm talking to a merch company today about making shirts. 642 00:24:27,835 --> 00:24:29,532 You know, I hadthis other thought for T-shirts, 643 00:24:29,576 --> 00:24:30,968 where it was, like, the silhouette of my beard 644 00:24:31,012 --> 00:24:32,753 and my afro right in the middle. 645 00:24:32,796 --> 00:24:33,971 Who would want that on their chest? 646 00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:35,538 What are you... what are you talking about? 647 00:24:35,582 --> 00:24:38,585 WOMAN: Oh, my God! It's... it's... 648 00:24:38,628 --> 00:24:40,369 the "Somebody suck me" guy. 649 00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:42,110 -[cheering] -Hey, Lil Dicky, yeah. 650 00:24:42,153 --> 00:24:43,894 I'm a musical artist, too. 651 00:24:43,938 --> 00:24:45,635 Do "Somebody suck me." 652 00:24:45,679 --> 00:24:48,943 -Uh... -Come on! Do it! Do it! 653 00:24:48,986 --> 00:24:51,336 -I don't want to. -MAN: Hey, are you 654 00:24:51,380 --> 00:24:53,469 the gay guy from Modern Family? 655 00:24:53,513 --> 00:24:55,384 Yeah. 656 00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:57,734 -[cheering] -[chuckles] 657 00:24:57,778 --> 00:25:00,781 -It's cool. That's cool. -No. No, it's not. 658 00:25:59,883 --> 00:26:02,103 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 659 00:26:03,887 --> 00:26:05,019 -♪ Hi, I'm Dave ♪ -♪ Hello, Dave ♪ 660 00:26:05,062 --> 00:26:06,716 -♪ Hi, I'm Dave ♪ -♪ Who is Dave? ♪ 661 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,109 ♪ Hi, I'm Dave ♪ 662 00:26:11,242 --> 00:26:12,809 ♪ I am Dave ♪ 663 00:26:17,379 --> 00:26:20,338 Do me a favor?Never look me in the eye again. 664 00:26:20,382 --> 00:26:23,341 Okay? 'Cause your stare is way too intense. 665 00:26:23,385 --> 00:26:25,126 It's starting to make my hair fall out. 666 00:26:30,610 --> 00:26:32,089 I'm gonna miss you so much, 667 00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:34,222 but we can speak on the computerso you'll see my face. 668 00:26:34,265 --> 00:26:36,311 But we won't be able to touch you. 669 00:26:36,354 --> 00:26:37,660 Hey, look. You'll still have me. 670 00:26:37,704 --> 00:26:40,620 -Just you?-Yes. Just-- Your father. Hi. 671 00:26:47,278 --> 00:26:50,107 WOMAN: The problem with the people that run tech companies 672 00:26:50,934 --> 00:26:53,589 is that they become fanatics, 673 00:26:53,633 --> 00:26:55,635 end up thinking they're messiahs. 674 00:27:03,077 --> 00:27:06,515 GUILLERMO: The journey was perilous, but Nandor the Relentless 675 00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:08,560 stood tall and proud. 676 00:27:08,604 --> 00:27:12,913 Thus, the noble vampire set sailto conquer the new world 677 00:27:12,956 --> 00:27:15,350 for the greater glory of the undead. 678 00:27:15,393 --> 00:27:18,832 -Does my hair really look that billowy? -[wind blows] 679 00:27:18,875 --> 00:27:20,355 Looks fantastic. 680 00:27:20,398 --> 00:27:22,662 I'd never wear anything like that. 681 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,361 [retching] 682 00:27:29,016 --> 00:27:31,279 [gagging, coughing] 683 00:27:31,322 --> 00:27:32,323 [bats squeak]