1 00:00:00,955 --> 00:00:02,557 I'm gonna miss you so much, 2 00:00:02,591 --> 00:00:04,659 but we can speak on the computer so you'll see my face. 3 00:00:04,693 --> 00:00:06,728 But we won't be able to touch you. 4 00:00:06,761 --> 00:00:08,230 Hey, look. You'll still have me. 5 00:00:08,263 --> 00:00:11,200 -Just you? -Yes. Just-- Your father. Hi. 6 00:00:22,043 --> 00:00:25,280 * My whole life I just wanted to be a rapper * 7 00:00:25,314 --> 00:00:28,617 * Then I grew'd up and the boy became a rapper * 8 00:00:28,650 --> 00:00:31,853 * And my older sister made me wear the golden wrapper * 9 00:00:31,886 --> 00:00:33,722 * She said, "Watch out, 'cause you know * 10 00:00:33,755 --> 00:00:35,023 * The hos will trap ya." * 11 00:00:35,056 --> 00:00:37,058 Hello there. I'm Dr. Mecklebaum. 12 00:00:37,092 --> 00:00:39,261 -I'm Dave Burd. How are you? -Good. Good to see you. 13 00:00:39,294 --> 00:00:41,763 So, uh... what brings you in today? 14 00:00:41,796 --> 00:00:43,432 So, a few days ago I was shaving, 15 00:00:43,465 --> 00:00:45,534 and I noticed these red bumps on my pubiscus, 16 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:47,636 -and I just wanted... -P-Pubiscus? 17 00:00:47,669 --> 00:00:49,938 That's probably not the medical term for it. 18 00:00:49,971 --> 00:00:51,740 Uh, like, where your pubic hair would be 19 00:00:51,773 --> 00:00:53,708 if you didn't shave it all the way. 20 00:00:53,742 --> 00:00:54,909 -Oh. Oh, copy that. All right. -Yeah. Yeah. 21 00:00:54,943 --> 00:00:56,445 So, well, let's take a look. 22 00:00:56,478 --> 00:00:59,114 Yes, and I know this is gonna sound so absurd, 23 00:00:59,148 --> 00:01:00,982 but before I can just show you my penis, 24 00:01:01,015 --> 00:01:02,451 I do have to kind of explain 25 00:01:02,484 --> 00:01:04,819 -a few things about it to you. -Okay. 26 00:01:04,853 --> 00:01:08,257 I just have, like, a very bizarre situation down-- 27 00:01:08,290 --> 00:01:10,492 okay, when I was born, 28 00:01:10,525 --> 00:01:12,161 I came out of the womb with a tangled urethra, 29 00:01:12,194 --> 00:01:13,762 so immediately they had to go in 30 00:01:13,795 --> 00:01:15,330 -and do all types of surgery to it. -Mm-hmm. 31 00:01:15,364 --> 00:01:17,065 As a result, there's so much scarring down there. 32 00:01:17,098 --> 00:01:18,500 -Sure. -And then, I mean, 33 00:01:18,533 --> 00:01:19,968 you know how the skin on your testicles 34 00:01:20,001 --> 00:01:22,103 is a different type of skin than the skin on your penis? 35 00:01:22,137 --> 00:01:25,307 It's more... chicken-skinned or ribbed. 36 00:01:25,340 --> 00:01:26,908 Yeah? 37 00:01:26,941 --> 00:01:28,643 So my dick skin is actually made of 38 00:01:28,677 --> 00:01:30,645 that exact same style of ribbing. 39 00:01:30,679 --> 00:01:32,647 All the way up my shaft-- ribs. 40 00:01:32,681 --> 00:01:34,783 So my theory is: when they had to replace 41 00:01:34,816 --> 00:01:36,185 the hacked-off dick skin, 42 00:01:36,218 --> 00:01:38,620 they used my testicle skin to replace it. 43 00:01:38,653 --> 00:01:40,955 Which would mean that my dick 44 00:01:40,989 --> 00:01:43,325 is made of balls. 45 00:01:43,358 --> 00:01:46,928 I couldn't be more precious about this information. 46 00:01:46,961 --> 00:01:48,863 My own girlfriend doesn't know anything about this 47 00:01:48,897 --> 00:01:50,999 because I'm so good at controlling the lighting and... 48 00:01:51,032 --> 00:01:52,267 Well, if-if you're comfortable, 49 00:01:52,301 --> 00:01:54,203 I'm-I'm more than happy to take a look. 50 00:01:54,236 --> 00:01:55,937 I just had to explain all that, 'cause I didn't want you 51 00:01:55,970 --> 00:01:57,406 to look at it and be like... 52 00:01:58,507 --> 00:01:59,608 -You know? Yeah. -Yeah. Sure. 53 00:01:59,641 --> 00:02:00,775 -Okay. -Okay. 54 00:02:00,809 --> 00:02:02,010 Okay. 55 00:02:04,045 --> 00:02:06,281 (quietly): Yeah. 56 00:02:06,315 --> 00:02:08,683 Those look like razor bumps to me. 57 00:02:08,717 --> 00:02:12,187 Okay. I mean, but can't genital herpes look like razor bumps? 58 00:02:12,221 --> 00:02:13,822 Who's to say that it's razor bumps? 59 00:02:13,855 --> 00:02:15,857 I'm to say. It's my job. 60 00:02:15,890 --> 00:02:18,360 Well, you should know there's a very big disconnect 61 00:02:18,393 --> 00:02:20,128 between the online medical community 62 00:02:20,161 --> 00:02:21,363 and the brick-and-mortar establishments, 63 00:02:21,396 --> 00:02:22,364 -like... -Brick-and-mortar? 64 00:02:22,397 --> 00:02:23,865 You mean... doctors. 65 00:02:23,898 --> 00:02:25,133 While I have you here, real quick, 66 00:02:25,166 --> 00:02:27,369 I know this is a totally different field of medicine. 67 00:02:27,402 --> 00:02:29,904 I have all this acne on my back that came out of nowhere... 68 00:02:29,938 --> 00:02:31,039 -Yeah, not me. -Cystic. 69 00:02:31,072 --> 00:02:32,407 Yeah, not it. No, it's not me. 70 00:02:32,441 --> 00:02:35,510 I just figured you must know more than, like, the common man. 71 00:02:35,544 --> 00:02:36,545 I could refer you to somebody. 72 00:02:38,780 --> 00:02:40,014 -Not my field. -Thank you. 73 00:02:40,048 --> 00:02:42,150 -You're welcome, Dave. -Hey, where do I pay? 74 00:02:42,183 --> 00:02:43,552 -* Hi, I'm Dave * -* I'm Lil Dicky * 75 00:02:43,585 --> 00:02:44,686 -* Hi, I'm Dave * -* Who's Dave? * 76 00:02:44,719 --> 00:02:45,720 * Hi, I'm Dave. * 77 00:02:47,622 --> 00:02:49,624 (hip-hop music pulsing inside) 78 00:02:53,262 --> 00:02:54,763 Oh. 79 00:02:54,796 --> 00:02:55,830 * 80 00:02:55,864 --> 00:02:56,865 Is this the right room? 81 00:02:56,898 --> 00:02:58,333 -(music stops) -Uh, is this Studio A? 82 00:02:58,367 --> 00:03:00,201 The fuck is that smell, man? 83 00:03:00,235 --> 00:03:03,171 Oh, man, this dude always coming in here 84 00:03:03,204 --> 00:03:05,039 -with this tuna fish shit. -Okay, are we leaving? 85 00:03:05,073 --> 00:03:06,741 I'm gonna be right back. 86 00:03:06,775 --> 00:03:09,611 Why the fuck would you just walk into a session like that? 87 00:03:09,644 --> 00:03:11,280 You said "come anytime," those were your words. 88 00:03:11,313 --> 00:03:13,047 Yeah, come by, kick it in the lounge and, like, 89 00:03:13,081 --> 00:03:15,450 I don't know, meet people, talk to people, make connections. 90 00:03:15,484 --> 00:03:17,419 Don't come into a fucking studio session 91 00:03:17,452 --> 00:03:20,021 with tuna fish. It smells crazy. 92 00:03:20,054 --> 00:03:21,923 Well, forgive me for not knowing this incredibly specific rule. 93 00:03:21,956 --> 00:03:23,458 -That's... -Is that YG? Oh, my God. 94 00:03:23,492 --> 00:03:24,626 They're-- Yep, that's YG. They're coming. Wow. 95 00:03:24,659 --> 00:03:25,694 YG: Whup their ass when you see 'em, 96 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:26,961 straight like that. 97 00:03:26,995 --> 00:03:28,196 -Yeah. -What's up? 98 00:03:28,229 --> 00:03:30,532 Studio smell like tuna, man. This shit stank. 99 00:03:30,565 --> 00:03:31,633 Fuck going on? 100 00:03:31,666 --> 00:03:33,435 (indistinct chatter) 101 00:03:33,468 --> 00:03:34,569 That's a scary group of men. 102 00:03:34,603 --> 00:03:36,438 He had tattoos on the creases of his neck. 103 00:03:36,471 --> 00:03:39,040 I'm so scared. I don't know if I'm supposed to speak 104 00:03:39,073 --> 00:03:40,775 or not speak when I'm spoken to or... 105 00:03:40,809 --> 00:03:42,777 Doesn't sound like a very collaborative setting to me. 106 00:03:42,811 --> 00:03:45,947 -Not at all. -Is there any window for you to show them my video? 107 00:03:45,980 --> 00:03:49,584 No. These gang members obviously do not like dick jokes. 108 00:03:49,618 --> 00:03:51,453 Know your audience, my dude. I love you like a sister. 109 00:03:51,486 --> 00:03:52,487 I have to leave. 110 00:03:54,188 --> 00:03:55,957 -Text me. -Nope. 111 00:04:06,267 --> 00:04:09,504 * My dick sucks, my dick sucks. * 112 00:04:11,139 --> 00:04:12,106 Hold up. 113 00:04:12,140 --> 00:04:13,241 Hold the fuck up. 114 00:04:13,274 --> 00:04:14,275 Ain't you the YouTube rapper 115 00:04:14,309 --> 00:04:15,310 with the small dick and all that? 116 00:04:15,344 --> 00:04:17,412 -I've seen that video. -Did you like it? 117 00:04:17,446 --> 00:04:18,847 Yeah, that shit go hard. 118 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,983 You have no idea how happy this makes me. 119 00:04:22,016 --> 00:04:23,452 Like, I live my entire life 120 00:04:23,485 --> 00:04:26,921 trying to impress people of your... pedigree. 121 00:04:26,955 --> 00:04:28,923 -I'm Dave. -Ha, Dave, you a fool. 122 00:04:28,957 --> 00:04:30,425 I'm Gata, like alligator. 123 00:04:30,459 --> 00:04:31,793 I just rolled this chopstick. 124 00:04:31,826 --> 00:04:33,261 You trying to smoke some weed? 125 00:04:33,294 --> 00:04:35,530 Smoke weed? Uh, do I want to smoke wee...? 126 00:04:35,564 --> 00:04:37,298 I don't think-- No, no, thank you. 127 00:04:37,332 --> 00:04:39,200 So you a rapper, and you don't blow bud? 128 00:04:39,233 --> 00:04:40,502 I didn't say that, I smoke. 129 00:04:40,535 --> 00:04:42,671 I treat it like a glass of wine at the end of the day. 130 00:04:42,704 --> 00:04:45,206 If I smoked this early, I'd feel like a total waste of life. 131 00:04:46,741 --> 00:04:49,143 But did you see that YG's here? 132 00:04:49,177 --> 00:04:50,379 Yeah, why you think I'm here? 133 00:04:50,412 --> 00:04:52,180 My nigga Bino sell him tree all the time. 134 00:04:52,213 --> 00:04:54,549 How would I go about getting a rapper like YG 135 00:04:54,583 --> 00:04:56,451 on one of my songs? Because I feel like, 136 00:04:56,485 --> 00:04:58,687 until I do that, no one's gonna take me seriously. 137 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,455 Everyone's just gonna think I'm a YouTube rapper. 138 00:05:00,489 --> 00:05:02,691 Shit. It's all about the gander. 139 00:05:02,724 --> 00:05:03,725 The gander? 140 00:05:03,758 --> 00:05:05,527 The gander, nigga. You got to wiggle, 141 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:08,129 set yourself up, make a play. Right now you're in the studio, 142 00:05:08,162 --> 00:05:10,298 all these rappers in here popping, 143 00:05:10,331 --> 00:05:12,166 and you talking about, "Hi, my name is Dave." 144 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:13,868 Like, what the hell? Like, you should be, like, 145 00:05:13,902 --> 00:05:17,038 "What's up? It's Lil Dicky." Like, own that shit, bro. 146 00:05:17,071 --> 00:05:18,507 I do think it's gonna be the biggest name 147 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:20,308 in hip-hop, honestly. Lil Dicky. 148 00:05:20,341 --> 00:05:21,543 Ride your own dick, man. 149 00:05:21,576 --> 00:05:23,878 Can we get some food? YG hungry. 150 00:05:23,912 --> 00:05:25,980 Oh. I don't know why you're asking me. 151 00:05:26,014 --> 00:05:27,181 I don't work here. 152 00:05:27,215 --> 00:05:29,684 I, uh-- I'm Lil Dicky. 153 00:05:29,718 --> 00:05:31,219 -Lil Dicky? -Yes. 154 00:05:31,252 --> 00:05:33,321 Can we get some food? YG hungry. 155 00:05:33,354 --> 00:05:35,356 Okay. You know, I respect you, I just think 156 00:05:35,390 --> 00:05:37,392 -you're going about it all kind of wrong. -Hey-hey-hey, chill-chill-chill. 157 00:05:37,426 --> 00:05:38,993 Hey, bro, there's a store right around the corner; 158 00:05:39,027 --> 00:05:40,395 we gonna bend the block real fast 159 00:05:40,429 --> 00:05:41,530 and get whatever you need. 160 00:05:41,563 --> 00:05:42,731 Come on, man. 161 00:05:42,764 --> 00:05:43,898 He look hot. 162 00:05:43,932 --> 00:05:45,366 I hope these are the right snacks, Gata. 163 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:46,835 Man, if you don't stop tripping, 164 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:48,503 I'm a real nigga. If I tell you there's cheese on the moon, 165 00:05:48,537 --> 00:05:49,704 bring your crackers, man. 166 00:05:49,738 --> 00:05:51,673 You Gucci. You're gonna go in there, show your face, 167 00:05:51,706 --> 00:05:53,007 apply the gander, wiggle up. 168 00:05:53,041 --> 00:05:56,511 How can this possibly get me closer to a YG verse? 169 00:05:56,545 --> 00:05:58,447 Check this out. I used to be in Miami all the time, 170 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,682 -at the Hit Factory. It's a studio. -Yeah? 171 00:06:00,715 --> 00:06:02,283 I'm in there with my boys. We chilling with some dudes 172 00:06:02,316 --> 00:06:04,753 from New Orleans. You know how they dress already, right? 173 00:06:04,786 --> 00:06:07,055 -No. -Big T-shirts, baggy jeans. 174 00:06:07,088 --> 00:06:09,458 We're in they studio session and Wayne walk in, bro. 175 00:06:09,491 --> 00:06:11,225 -I'm in there dripping. -Lil Wayne? 176 00:06:11,259 --> 00:06:12,894 Weezy! What other Wayne you know? 177 00:06:12,927 --> 00:06:14,896 -Brady. -I'm in there sauced down, though. 178 00:06:14,929 --> 00:06:17,932 -Gretzky. -Skinny jeans, Cali swag, all that-- lip ring. 179 00:06:17,966 --> 00:06:20,401 And they on my swag, bro. Wayne like, "What you do?" 180 00:06:20,435 --> 00:06:22,804 And I end up getting three songs off the drip alone. 181 00:06:22,837 --> 00:06:24,539 You have three songs with Lil Wayne? 182 00:06:24,573 --> 00:06:26,207 Yes, that's what I'm trying to tell you. 183 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:27,442 They're on my laptop; they ain't never came out, 184 00:06:27,476 --> 00:06:28,877 but you know how that go. 185 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:31,245 This is very useful information. If I would've known all this, 186 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:33,915 I would've certainly dressed differently today. 187 00:06:33,948 --> 00:06:36,485 The swag ain't on you, it's in you. 188 00:06:36,518 --> 00:06:38,587 Like, what is that, peach? 189 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:39,888 They gonna fuck with that, that's hard body. 190 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:42,256 You got a lot of heart for wearing that color. 191 00:06:42,290 --> 00:06:43,825 Well-- great. 192 00:06:43,858 --> 00:06:45,259 Do I just knock or what? What do you think? 193 00:06:45,293 --> 00:06:46,828 Yeah, just knock in on that shit, man. 194 00:06:46,861 --> 00:06:47,962 (hip-hop music playing inside) 195 00:06:47,996 --> 00:06:50,832 I feel like they're not ever gonna... 196 00:06:52,634 --> 00:06:54,736 Why are you wearing your sunglasses inside? 197 00:06:54,769 --> 00:06:56,270 Bro, you know I got to drip, bro. 198 00:06:56,304 --> 00:06:57,572 -We're going to the studio right now. -Should I just...? 199 00:06:57,606 --> 00:06:58,973 YG, you're about to get a verse, okay? 200 00:06:59,007 --> 00:07:00,975 -Should I walk in? -Man, go in there, man. 201 00:07:02,176 --> 00:07:03,411 Snack time. I... 202 00:07:03,444 --> 00:07:04,679 Okay. 203 00:07:04,713 --> 00:07:06,114 You're welcome. 204 00:07:06,147 --> 00:07:08,983 I feel like that did nothing for my career. 205 00:07:09,017 --> 00:07:11,185 Bro, "snack time"? Did you really just say 206 00:07:11,219 --> 00:07:13,254 that corny-ass shit, bro? What the fuck? 207 00:07:13,287 --> 00:07:14,455 Give me your phone, man. 208 00:07:14,489 --> 00:07:15,790 My phone? Why? 209 00:07:15,824 --> 00:07:18,593 Listen, if you want to get that verse from YG, bro, 210 00:07:18,627 --> 00:07:20,595 you're gonna have to holler at Nutti, man. 211 00:07:20,629 --> 00:07:22,430 -Who is Nutti? -Nutti. 212 00:07:22,463 --> 00:07:24,132 That's YG manager. I'm the plug, bro. 213 00:07:24,165 --> 00:07:26,801 -I'm putting his number in your phone. -This couldn't be more helpful. 214 00:07:26,835 --> 00:07:28,770 So, what do I do? I text him and say, "Hi, it's Lil Dicky..." 215 00:07:28,803 --> 00:07:30,271 Yeah, he probably gonna want some money or something 216 00:07:30,304 --> 00:07:31,606 -for the verse. -Money? Okay. 217 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:32,707 Well, I'll figure that out. 218 00:07:32,741 --> 00:07:34,008 You have to bring that bag. 219 00:07:34,042 --> 00:07:36,044 I just saved mine, too, bro. We got to get up, man. 220 00:07:36,077 --> 00:07:37,211 Huh. 221 00:07:37,245 --> 00:07:39,180 Let me get you on my Gram, man. If you don't mind. 222 00:07:39,213 --> 00:07:41,149 Yeah. Okay, hold on, let me think for a second. 223 00:07:41,182 --> 00:07:42,283 You ready? Uh... 224 00:07:42,316 --> 00:07:44,385 Early morning studio, LD reporting for... 225 00:07:44,418 --> 00:07:46,054 Nigga, this is just a picture, bro. 226 00:07:50,759 --> 00:07:52,727 (hip-hop music playing faintly) 227 00:07:52,761 --> 00:07:56,297 Ugh, there's so much lettuce on this. 228 00:07:56,330 --> 00:07:57,799 No, I told them no lettuce. 229 00:07:57,832 --> 00:08:00,034 Oh, he told me you made him try a grape for the first time. 230 00:08:00,068 --> 00:08:02,737 I did. But he did not like it. 231 00:08:02,771 --> 00:08:04,739 He reported it was "too gushy." 232 00:08:04,773 --> 00:08:06,808 -Who eats those things? -MIKE: Most people. 233 00:08:06,841 --> 00:08:09,343 -Are you gonna grade papers right now? -Yeah. 234 00:08:09,377 --> 00:08:11,846 I've told you how much this fully turns me on, right? 235 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:13,381 -Yeah. -I've expressed that? 236 00:08:13,414 --> 00:08:15,416 -Wow. -Yeah. 237 00:08:15,449 --> 00:08:16,985 You want me to teach you? 238 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:18,486 -Everything that you know. -You want me to 239 00:08:18,519 --> 00:08:20,689 tell you when to nap on your cot? 240 00:08:20,722 --> 00:08:22,824 My dick wants to rip out of its skin 241 00:08:22,857 --> 00:08:25,026 and run laps around the playground. 242 00:08:25,059 --> 00:08:28,429 I don't know... where to go with that. 243 00:08:28,462 --> 00:08:31,232 -You can go into Dave's room, where this shit belongs. -ALLY: I'm sorry. 244 00:08:31,265 --> 00:08:33,001 That's on me, coach. 245 00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:34,869 It's-it's easy. 246 00:08:34,903 --> 00:08:38,573 Yeah. But every now and then I just... I guess, 247 00:08:38,607 --> 00:08:41,275 -lose my grip on reality. -Dave? Don't. 248 00:08:41,309 --> 00:08:42,944 Really can't even be tamed, stopped... 249 00:08:42,977 --> 00:08:45,914 Don't do it. Don't, I'm serious. Don't! 250 00:08:45,947 --> 00:08:47,348 Okay. You sealed your fate. 251 00:08:47,381 --> 00:08:49,383 I'm gonna finish Handmaid's Tale without you. 252 00:08:49,417 --> 00:08:50,752 -Stop. -Yep, I will. 253 00:08:50,785 --> 00:08:52,587 Girlfriend, what? Get away from me, freak. 254 00:08:52,621 --> 00:08:53,888 -You gross me out. -(chuckles) 255 00:08:53,922 --> 00:08:55,957 -That's better. -ALLY: The assignment 256 00:08:55,990 --> 00:08:58,459 is to draw what you want to be when you grow up, 257 00:08:58,492 --> 00:09:00,895 and nobody drew a day trader. 258 00:09:00,929 --> 00:09:03,364 No? Did any of them draw a kindergarten teacher? 259 00:09:03,397 --> 00:09:04,465 -(chuckles): No. -No. 260 00:09:04,498 --> 00:09:06,034 I bet a lot of them said they wanted to be 261 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:07,636 -a musical artist, right? -A few. 262 00:09:07,669 --> 00:09:08,803 I mean, that was always 263 00:09:08,837 --> 00:09:10,304 -my dream growing up. -I think you're right. 264 00:09:10,338 --> 00:09:13,474 Some young, bright, wet-behind-the-ears kid 265 00:09:13,507 --> 00:09:15,409 that's like, "I want to be an unemployed Jew 266 00:09:15,443 --> 00:09:17,245 who pretends to be a rapper." 267 00:09:17,278 --> 00:09:19,547 -(chuckles) -And then you're the inspiration. 268 00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:20,949 Or... 269 00:09:20,982 --> 00:09:23,117 I'm a "once in a generation" artist... 270 00:09:23,151 --> 00:09:24,485 Oh. 271 00:09:24,518 --> 00:09:25,553 ...who just got verified on Twitter 272 00:09:25,586 --> 00:09:27,255 about, what, nine days ago? 273 00:09:27,288 --> 00:09:29,557 I'm glad you feel good that a robot told you you're worth it. 274 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:31,292 Actually, I'm gonna go back there and just see 275 00:09:31,325 --> 00:09:32,593 what's going on-- tap in-- because I feel like 276 00:09:32,627 --> 00:09:33,828 there's people all over trying to get ahold of me, 277 00:09:33,862 --> 00:09:35,964 -ask me questions. You know. -Mm-hmm. 278 00:09:35,997 --> 00:09:37,431 -Do you want a hit of this? -No. 279 00:09:37,465 --> 00:09:39,133 Last time I got stoned, I talked to our neighbor Gary 280 00:09:39,167 --> 00:09:40,268 for an hour about cement. 281 00:09:40,301 --> 00:09:41,803 He calls it see-ment. 282 00:09:41,836 --> 00:09:44,472 -I hate parent-teacher night. -Mm. 283 00:09:44,505 --> 00:09:46,507 Like, Jordan Beyers's parents are riding me 284 00:09:46,540 --> 00:09:49,143 about his reading comprehension, but the kid literally eats sand. 285 00:09:49,177 --> 00:09:52,113 -(phone chimes) -Fistfuls of sand. 286 00:09:52,146 --> 00:09:53,581 Every day of his life. 287 00:09:53,614 --> 00:09:55,349 Holy moly. 288 00:09:55,383 --> 00:09:56,751 What? 289 00:09:56,785 --> 00:09:58,953 (grunting rhythmically) 290 00:09:58,987 --> 00:10:00,655 (Ally laughs) 291 00:10:00,689 --> 00:10:02,857 Huge turning point moment in my career just occurred. 292 00:10:02,891 --> 00:10:05,459 -What? -I was in the studio 293 00:10:05,493 --> 00:10:06,594 with YG today. 294 00:10:06,627 --> 00:10:08,129 -YG? -Yes. 295 00:10:08,162 --> 00:10:09,363 Yes, I've heard of them. 296 00:10:09,397 --> 00:10:10,598 It's one guy, it's not a group. 297 00:10:10,631 --> 00:10:12,433 -Okay. Still cool. -Yeah. 298 00:10:12,466 --> 00:10:13,835 What was he like? What did he say? 299 00:10:13,868 --> 00:10:15,269 (stammers) Well, we didn't really-- 300 00:10:15,303 --> 00:10:16,838 I mean, when you're in the studio, 301 00:10:16,871 --> 00:10:18,606 you don't really talk that much. You just, like, vibe 302 00:10:18,639 --> 00:10:20,141 -and listen to music. -Okay. 303 00:10:20,174 --> 00:10:23,344 But the really cool thing is, his manager just texted me 304 00:10:23,377 --> 00:10:25,780 and said that YG will get on one of my songs. 305 00:10:25,814 --> 00:10:27,682 -Dave. -I kn-- uh, yeah, I'm very excited. 306 00:10:27,716 --> 00:10:30,351 That's so cool. Wait, what song? 307 00:10:30,384 --> 00:10:31,786 -(laughs): What...? -Uh, what song? 308 00:10:31,820 --> 00:10:32,887 Can I hear it? 309 00:10:32,921 --> 00:10:35,623 You can hear it when it's done. It's not done. 310 00:10:35,656 --> 00:10:38,159 I know. I don't like having too many cooks in the kitchen... 311 00:10:38,192 --> 00:10:40,561 -But I won't cook. I'm just excited. -Bless your soul. 312 00:10:40,594 --> 00:10:42,831 No, though, 'cause I just, you know-- trust the process. 313 00:10:42,864 --> 00:10:43,965 -Dave. -What? 314 00:10:43,998 --> 00:10:45,533 You always do this. 315 00:10:45,566 --> 00:10:47,501 Do you realize that I'm dating a rapper 316 00:10:47,535 --> 00:10:49,637 who I've never heard rap out loud? 317 00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:51,239 Oh, my God, will you rap for me? 318 00:10:51,272 --> 00:10:53,908 Will you rap for me right now? Oh, my God, rap for me. 319 00:10:53,942 --> 00:10:56,711 Rap for me. This is a kindergarten beatbox. 320 00:10:56,745 --> 00:10:59,180 Throw down. 321 00:10:59,213 --> 00:11:00,982 * Look... * 322 00:11:01,015 --> 00:11:02,984 -I don't know. -(laughs): Please. 323 00:11:03,017 --> 00:11:04,853 -Please. -I don't know-- I know, I'm sorry. I don't know. 324 00:11:04,886 --> 00:11:06,721 No, it's my job. I-I don't ask you to come home 325 00:11:06,755 --> 00:11:08,156 and teach me things. 326 00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:11,192 Oh, you just asked me if pork was beef. 327 00:11:11,225 --> 00:11:15,329 There are a lot of people that don't know that distinction. 328 00:11:15,363 --> 00:11:18,199 Okay, can I at least know the name of the song? 329 00:11:18,232 --> 00:11:21,035 "Girth." 330 00:11:21,069 --> 00:11:22,236 Hmm. 331 00:11:22,270 --> 00:11:25,339 * 332 00:11:25,373 --> 00:11:28,176 (line ringing) 333 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:29,577 CAROL: Hello, my sweetheart. 334 00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:31,345 -Hi, Mama. How are you? -I'm good. 335 00:11:31,379 --> 00:11:33,882 I texted Ally yesterday. She hasn't texted me back. 336 00:11:33,915 --> 00:11:35,884 -Hey, wait until we get into the car. -I was just wondering-- 337 00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:37,585 -Don, I'm talking. -I-I know, 338 00:11:37,618 --> 00:11:38,953 -but it has to switch over. -I was... 339 00:11:38,987 --> 00:11:40,688 -DON: Can you hear us? -I can hear you. 340 00:11:40,721 --> 00:11:42,891 I think he can hear us now. Can you hear us? 341 00:11:42,924 --> 00:11:44,425 I'm not gonna beat around the bush. 342 00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:46,427 I'm calling because I'm about to access my bar mitzvah money 343 00:11:46,460 --> 00:11:47,695 and I thought you should know. 344 00:11:47,728 --> 00:11:49,931 -What? -Oh, my God. What's wrong? 345 00:11:49,964 --> 00:11:51,699 DAVE: Nothing's wrong. Everything's great. 346 00:11:51,732 --> 00:11:53,367 I'm actually getting, like, a very big rapper 347 00:11:53,401 --> 00:11:55,436 on one of my songs, but to do that, 348 00:11:55,469 --> 00:11:57,906 I have to pay him his fee, which is $10,000 in this case. 349 00:11:57,939 --> 00:11:59,540 $10,000? 350 00:11:59,573 --> 00:12:00,942 Are you crazy? What-- David, 351 00:12:00,975 --> 00:12:03,644 you haven't made a single dollar off of this and now you want... 352 00:12:03,677 --> 00:12:05,313 How come we never talk about the 15 million views 353 00:12:05,346 --> 00:12:06,714 that I've gotten in three months, Mom? 354 00:12:06,747 --> 00:12:08,649 It's a huge accomplishment. We never talk about that. 355 00:12:08,682 --> 00:12:10,718 But why can't you profit off those views? 356 00:12:10,751 --> 00:12:13,287 Isn't there money in the stream these days? 357 00:12:13,321 --> 00:12:14,655 It's called the cloud, Don. 358 00:12:14,688 --> 00:12:16,925 I can't profit off of it because it's not my beat. 359 00:12:16,958 --> 00:12:18,392 It's just a beat I stole online. 360 00:12:18,426 --> 00:12:19,660 -So I can't even... -You stole it? 361 00:12:19,693 --> 00:12:20,962 Wait a minute, what? 362 00:12:20,995 --> 00:12:22,931 -Did you steal it? -DON: What did he steal? 363 00:12:22,964 --> 00:12:25,333 -He stole his-- his beat was stolen. -He stole something? 364 00:12:25,366 --> 00:12:26,667 Oh. Oh, my God. 365 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:28,669 Guys, it's not at all how it sounds. 366 00:12:28,702 --> 00:12:31,072 It couldn't be more commonplace in rap music for people 367 00:12:31,105 --> 00:12:32,606 to jump on other people's beats. 368 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:33,842 DON: You know, David, 369 00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:37,812 who is this rapper that you are paying $10,000 to? 370 00:12:37,846 --> 00:12:39,280 YG. 371 00:12:39,313 --> 00:12:40,915 YG? I'm gonna look this up. 372 00:12:40,949 --> 00:12:42,650 -Do you-- do you have a pen? -Is it-- is it 373 00:12:42,683 --> 00:12:45,353 "Why, G?" with a question mark? 374 00:12:45,386 --> 00:12:47,455 Or the-the letters "Y-G"? 375 00:12:47,488 --> 00:12:48,923 Google will answer any question you have. 376 00:12:48,957 --> 00:12:50,591 I have to go. I love you both. 377 00:12:50,624 --> 00:12:51,960 -Is it Korean? -I mean... 378 00:12:51,993 --> 00:12:53,594 -It-- you know, it sounds... -Like Wai Chi? 379 00:12:53,627 --> 00:12:54,695 Guys, I'm leaving right now. I'm hanging up. 380 00:12:54,728 --> 00:12:55,796 -Is he...? -Okay, but is it Korean? 381 00:12:55,830 --> 00:12:57,365 Is he a Korean rapper? 382 00:12:57,398 --> 00:13:00,301 Hello. Um, so I have to wire $10,000 383 00:13:00,334 --> 00:13:03,838 to a company called Blood Gang Entertainment LLC. 384 00:13:03,872 --> 00:13:07,942 Attention or whatever: Nutti. 385 00:13:07,976 --> 00:13:11,479 * 386 00:13:11,512 --> 00:13:13,681 Hold on, wait a minute. Slow down. 387 00:13:13,714 --> 00:13:15,816 So YG is getting on "Girth"? 388 00:13:15,850 --> 00:13:17,385 Yeah. 389 00:13:17,418 --> 00:13:19,053 Just sent him all the money. 390 00:13:19,087 --> 00:13:20,354 -Is that your "Girth" dance? -Totally official. 391 00:13:20,388 --> 00:13:21,489 Yeah, it's my "Girth" dance. 392 00:13:21,522 --> 00:13:23,958 We did it. We've done it. 393 00:13:23,992 --> 00:13:25,459 You think that's a good idea? 394 00:13:25,493 --> 00:13:26,694 It's probably the best idea I've ever had. 395 00:13:26,727 --> 00:13:27,896 It's a complete no-brainer. 396 00:13:27,929 --> 00:13:31,232 -(ringtone playing) -Oh, my... 397 00:13:31,265 --> 00:13:33,467 It's my boss. Dude, 398 00:13:33,501 --> 00:13:35,803 the market's been closed for an hour now. 399 00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:37,638 I don't get any time off. 400 00:13:37,671 --> 00:13:38,907 Bring him everywhere, please. 401 00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:40,674 Like, he's a delight to have around. 402 00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:42,977 Honestly, you will like him, he's just high-strung right now 403 00:13:43,011 --> 00:13:44,845 'cause of his work. He's a really good person. 404 00:13:44,879 --> 00:13:46,881 -(ball drops in cup) -So you think YG, 405 00:13:46,915 --> 00:13:48,316 which stands for "Young Gangster," 406 00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:49,750 is going to get on a song 407 00:13:49,783 --> 00:13:51,419 rapping about the girth of his dick? 408 00:13:51,452 --> 00:13:53,754 I got a seven, dude. (scoffs) 409 00:13:53,787 --> 00:13:56,357 "Girth" has so many applications. What do you mean? 410 00:13:56,390 --> 00:13:59,060 The girth of his girlfriend's breasts. 411 00:13:59,093 --> 00:14:01,329 The girth of his home-- I bet it's a huge home. 412 00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,932 No. Well, why can't you just rap about normal things, like, 413 00:14:03,965 --> 00:14:05,333 I don't know, getting head in the club 414 00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,568 and, like, having orgies with your friends. 415 00:14:07,601 --> 00:14:08,869 Oh, yeah, I'll rap about having orgies. 416 00:14:08,903 --> 00:14:10,438 I'll sound like the biggest loser on planet Earth. 417 00:14:10,471 --> 00:14:13,174 You could always rap about, like, the struggles 418 00:14:13,207 --> 00:14:15,944 of a young Jewish man. (chuckles) 419 00:14:15,977 --> 00:14:18,079 You're gonna make fun of me 'cause I have no struggles? 420 00:14:18,112 --> 00:14:19,580 I literally met you at overnight camp; 421 00:14:19,613 --> 00:14:20,881 your father is a dentist. 422 00:14:20,915 --> 00:14:22,917 And I'm not a rapper. I'm a sound engineer. 423 00:14:22,951 --> 00:14:24,018 You're not gonna trick YG 424 00:14:24,052 --> 00:14:26,020 into rapping about the girthness of his dick. 425 00:14:26,054 --> 00:14:27,221 There's no trick here. 426 00:14:27,255 --> 00:14:28,622 He's a businessman, bro. 427 00:14:28,656 --> 00:14:30,224 He sells shit at Barneys. He's not an idiot. 428 00:14:30,258 --> 00:14:32,760 You know, I read the other day that YG is actually vegan. 429 00:14:32,793 --> 00:14:34,228 Which shocked me. 430 00:14:34,262 --> 00:14:35,763 I would have expected that guy to be 431 00:14:35,796 --> 00:14:37,698 fully carnivorous. 432 00:14:37,731 --> 00:14:38,933 -(ball clangs) -(laughter) 433 00:14:59,353 --> 00:15:00,788 Hey. 434 00:15:00,821 --> 00:15:02,556 Can you please knock when you walk in here? 435 00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:03,657 Did you tweet this? 436 00:15:04,692 --> 00:15:07,828 "Just got head." Yeah. 437 00:15:07,861 --> 00:15:09,297 Are you fucking kidding me? 438 00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:11,265 -What? -Dave, my mom just called 439 00:15:11,299 --> 00:15:13,334 and asked why you're telling everyone on Twitter 440 00:15:13,367 --> 00:15:15,136 that I gave you head. 441 00:15:15,169 --> 00:15:18,406 Well, I didn't say that Ally Wernick gave me head. 442 00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,608 I was very nonspecific. It just said, "Just got head." 443 00:15:20,641 --> 00:15:24,778 Oh, cool. Um, so who's giving you head, then? 444 00:15:24,812 --> 00:15:27,982 Nobody, Al. It's fictitious head. It's a joke. 445 00:15:28,016 --> 00:15:29,850 I'm happy to jump on the phone with your mom 446 00:15:29,883 --> 00:15:31,619 and explain how Twitter works and how 447 00:15:31,652 --> 00:15:33,254 everything that's tweeted isn't a real thing necessarily. 448 00:15:33,287 --> 00:15:34,488 Oh, it's a very real thing 449 00:15:34,522 --> 00:15:38,259 that my very real principal at my real job can read. 450 00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:40,094 You guys need to stop thinking about this 451 00:15:40,128 --> 00:15:42,163 like it's Dave Burd's Twitter. This is Lil Dicky tweeting. 452 00:15:42,196 --> 00:15:43,864 They are totally different things. 453 00:15:43,897 --> 00:15:45,299 Okay, then explain to me the difference, 454 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:46,767 just so we're clear. 455 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,302 Dave Burd takes your feelings into account 456 00:15:48,336 --> 00:15:49,870 at every waking moment. 457 00:15:49,903 --> 00:15:52,473 Lil Dicky, on the other hand, can never do that. 458 00:15:52,506 --> 00:15:55,209 I'm sorry. I can't worry about what my girlfriend 459 00:15:55,243 --> 00:15:57,045 and her kindergarten class are gonna think 460 00:15:57,078 --> 00:15:59,047 as I rap lyrics about, like, 461 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:01,982 69-ing a girl on her period. 462 00:16:02,016 --> 00:16:04,452 I mean, that's a terrible example. 463 00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:07,055 But think of me as, like, a corporation. 464 00:16:07,088 --> 00:16:09,790 Like, when Wendy's tweets, for example, 465 00:16:09,823 --> 00:16:12,493 I don't think anybody thinks that it's actually Wendy. 466 00:16:12,526 --> 00:16:15,296 No! Because Wendy is not a real person. 467 00:16:15,329 --> 00:16:17,531 Okay? And-and Wendy's isn't tweeting 468 00:16:17,565 --> 00:16:20,234 that Wendy sucked Dave Thomas's dick. 469 00:16:22,236 --> 00:16:24,138 Wendy is a real person, it's Dave Thomas's daughter. 470 00:16:24,172 --> 00:16:25,906 -You're not gonna want to hear that, but... -Oh, my God. 471 00:16:25,939 --> 00:16:29,810 Okay. I-I don't want my mom knowing that I give you head. 472 00:16:29,843 --> 00:16:31,312 You can wrap your brain around that. 473 00:16:31,345 --> 00:16:32,846 Your mom knows you give me head. My mom-- 474 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,582 everybody's giving everybody head at our age. 475 00:16:34,615 --> 00:16:36,917 -I didn't give you head! -I know, Al! 476 00:16:36,950 --> 00:16:38,586 That's my-- you're making my point for me. 477 00:16:38,619 --> 00:16:40,221 I don't even know what we're talking about here! 478 00:16:40,254 --> 00:16:43,257 * 479 00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:48,262 (door closes) 480 00:16:58,572 --> 00:17:02,042 I wired YG's manager $10,000 today. 481 00:17:04,044 --> 00:17:06,114 I didn't tell you that yet. 482 00:17:06,147 --> 00:17:09,350 And as soon as I did that, 483 00:17:09,383 --> 00:17:12,420 he stopped responding to all of my text messages, so... 484 00:17:12,453 --> 00:17:15,456 -$10,000? -Yep. 485 00:17:15,489 --> 00:17:16,924 I have no idea where the money is. 486 00:17:16,957 --> 00:17:18,226 I don't even know who this guy is 487 00:17:18,259 --> 00:17:20,027 or even if he's a real person. I've never met him. 488 00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:22,130 You've never met him? 489 00:17:22,163 --> 00:17:23,864 No. 490 00:17:23,897 --> 00:17:26,200 All I know about him is that his name is Nutti. 491 00:17:26,234 --> 00:17:27,901 Oh, Dave. 492 00:17:27,935 --> 00:17:30,304 Al, I'm sorry for being an asshole. 493 00:17:30,338 --> 00:17:31,739 I should never have said that. 494 00:17:31,772 --> 00:17:34,108 But I love you so much. You're my moon, you're my rock, 495 00:17:34,142 --> 00:17:35,743 you're my favorite person in the world. 496 00:17:35,776 --> 00:17:37,311 Tied with my parents. 497 00:17:37,345 --> 00:17:39,747 But I'm a wreck right now. 498 00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:41,449 I've never been more stressed in my life. 499 00:17:41,482 --> 00:17:43,117 Before you came, I was actually crying. 500 00:17:43,151 --> 00:17:45,119 -You were crying? -Yes. 501 00:17:48,489 --> 00:17:51,091 Do you want a belly rub? 502 00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:53,261 Really? Yes. 503 00:17:53,294 --> 00:17:55,163 Oh, my God. 504 00:17:57,698 --> 00:17:59,467 (sighs) 505 00:18:01,502 --> 00:18:03,137 I'm putting the weight of the world on you. 506 00:18:03,171 --> 00:18:05,773 -It's on me; I need to get it off me. -(laughing) 507 00:18:05,806 --> 00:18:07,275 * 508 00:18:09,877 --> 00:18:11,612 MIKE: So let me get this straight. 509 00:18:11,645 --> 00:18:14,081 There were absolutely no contracts at all? 510 00:18:14,114 --> 00:18:16,650 (scoffs) No, there's no contracts 511 00:18:16,684 --> 00:18:18,919 at this phase-- it's laughable you'd even suggest such a thing. 512 00:18:18,952 --> 00:18:20,821 Stupid guy over here. I just work with people 513 00:18:20,854 --> 00:18:22,456 on Wall Street all the time. I don't know about money 514 00:18:22,490 --> 00:18:23,957 or business or any of that kind of stuff. 515 00:18:23,991 --> 00:18:25,626 It's a totally different world. What are you talking about? 516 00:18:25,659 --> 00:18:27,961 Did you ever think for a second that perhaps this guy 517 00:18:27,995 --> 00:18:30,298 who introduced you to Nutsi maybe set you up 518 00:18:30,331 --> 00:18:31,665 just to take your money? 519 00:18:31,699 --> 00:18:33,767 Gata? 520 00:18:33,801 --> 00:18:36,103 Gata? That's a man's name? 521 00:18:36,136 --> 00:18:38,306 I didn't even think about that as a possibility. 522 00:18:38,339 --> 00:18:40,341 Of course you didn't. Your brain is basically pulled pork. 523 00:18:40,374 --> 00:18:42,042 Come on, dude, you got scammed. 524 00:18:42,075 --> 00:18:43,211 If I go and talk to this guy Gata, 525 00:18:43,244 --> 00:18:44,312 -will you come with me? -(scoffs) 526 00:18:44,345 --> 00:18:46,214 No. Why me? 527 00:18:46,247 --> 00:18:48,882 You were just lecturing him about business and money. 528 00:18:48,916 --> 00:18:50,284 DAVE: Mike, you're my best friend. 529 00:18:50,318 --> 00:18:52,220 I'm asking you to come, please. 530 00:18:52,253 --> 00:18:53,454 MIKE: I love you. 531 00:18:53,487 --> 00:18:54,622 Take Ally. 532 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:55,689 -Weekends are for me. -No. 533 00:18:55,723 --> 00:18:56,990 You're a pussy. I'll go. 534 00:18:57,024 --> 00:18:59,693 Call a Lyft. I don't give a fuck. 535 00:18:59,727 --> 00:19:00,961 DAVE: I'm not gonna bring my girlfriend 536 00:19:00,994 --> 00:19:02,530 with me to get the m-- it just feels like 537 00:19:02,563 --> 00:19:03,997 such a weird thing to do. 538 00:19:04,031 --> 00:19:05,566 I know that's sexist, probably, but... 539 00:19:05,599 --> 00:19:07,134 -It is. -It's even weirder 540 00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:08,536 to take me, 'cause then it looks like you went 541 00:19:08,569 --> 00:19:10,571 and got your muscle, and they're just gonna be like... 542 00:19:10,604 --> 00:19:11,805 You're the muscle? 543 00:19:11,839 --> 00:19:13,407 You're laughing at me? 544 00:19:13,441 --> 00:19:15,676 You have sex with a man with no muscle on his body. 545 00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:16,677 That's bone and tendon. 546 00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:18,045 You're a marionette. You know that. 547 00:19:18,078 --> 00:19:19,880 Okay, why do we need to go? You just go. 548 00:19:19,913 --> 00:19:23,884 -Yeah. -Y... you guys haven't met this guy. 549 00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:26,053 You have no context. Never mind, I'll figure something out. 550 00:19:26,086 --> 00:19:27,087 Dicky. 551 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,889 Lil Dicky. Holy shit, man. 552 00:19:28,922 --> 00:19:31,759 -Hi. -Hey. Gosh, can I get a pic? 553 00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:33,327 -Yeah, of course. -MIKE: Definitely. 554 00:19:33,361 --> 00:19:36,530 Sweet. Um, you know, uh, I'm a rapper, too. 555 00:19:36,564 --> 00:19:38,732 Um, I go by Nuance. 556 00:19:38,766 --> 00:19:39,767 Cool. 557 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:40,868 -Nuance? -Yeah. 558 00:19:40,901 --> 00:19:41,902 Send him all your stuff. 559 00:19:41,935 --> 00:19:43,170 You guys could collab or something. 560 00:19:43,203 --> 00:19:44,338 -Three, two... -(camera clicks) 561 00:19:44,372 --> 00:19:45,706 G-Get a few, just in case. 562 00:19:45,739 --> 00:19:46,840 -I got it. -Very tight. 563 00:19:46,874 --> 00:19:48,542 Um, so, is this your girl? 564 00:19:48,576 --> 00:19:51,111 -(quietly): Still here. -Yeah. 565 00:19:51,144 --> 00:19:52,680 I just think it's so sick how you tweet after you, like, 566 00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:53,714 get head and shit. 567 00:19:53,747 --> 00:19:56,784 (Mike chuckling) 568 00:19:56,817 --> 00:19:57,785 You're my hero, man. 569 00:19:57,818 --> 00:19:59,920 (chuckling continues) 570 00:19:59,953 --> 00:20:02,423 I think that happens to most couples. 571 00:20:02,456 --> 00:20:04,358 * Shots at your kickback * 572 00:20:04,392 --> 00:20:05,893 * Bitch, get back * 573 00:20:05,926 --> 00:20:08,195 * I said, bro, get back... * 574 00:20:08,228 --> 00:20:10,698 Thank you for coming with me. I appreciate it. 575 00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,232 Yeah, of course. Obviously, you know, 576 00:20:12,266 --> 00:20:15,636 you got to have me around sometimes. 577 00:20:15,669 --> 00:20:17,137 What does that mean? 578 00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:20,073 It-it means that we're in the hood 579 00:20:20,107 --> 00:20:21,775 and you had no other friends to bring... 580 00:20:21,809 --> 00:20:23,944 Wait, this is the hood right now? 581 00:20:23,977 --> 00:20:25,446 There's no line that defines, like, "We're in the hood," 582 00:20:25,479 --> 00:20:27,548 or a sign that says, "Welcome to the hood." 583 00:20:27,581 --> 00:20:29,783 -But, like, we are in the janky. -Right. 584 00:20:29,817 --> 00:20:32,820 Song with YG worked out, right? 585 00:20:32,853 --> 00:20:34,555 -(chuckles) -Please stop. 586 00:20:34,588 --> 00:20:37,057 -Mr. Nuts took everything from you. -I need-- I need you-- I... 587 00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:39,327 -His name is Nutti. -(laughs): Oh... 588 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,295 -"His name is Nutti." -And we're not even going 589 00:20:41,329 --> 00:20:42,730 to Nutti's house, we're going to Gata's house. 590 00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,231 Oh! Gata! 591 00:20:44,264 --> 00:20:47,668 ELZ: "Yeah, Mr. Gator, Mr. Nuts, your 10:00 is here." 592 00:20:47,701 --> 00:20:49,303 -DAVE: Shut the fuck up. -(laughing) 593 00:20:51,339 --> 00:20:54,308 Lil Dicky poppin' out in South Central? 594 00:20:54,342 --> 00:20:56,243 -I can't believe this. -Oh, is this South Central? 595 00:20:56,276 --> 00:20:57,645 Like Don't Be a Menace? 596 00:20:57,678 --> 00:20:59,279 Hey, you the engineer that be at the studio, right, bro? 597 00:20:59,313 --> 00:21:00,914 -Yeah, papi, Elz. -Papi? 598 00:21:00,948 --> 00:21:02,583 Man, save that gay shit for New York, bro. 599 00:21:02,616 --> 00:21:04,652 -We on the west right now, cuh. -Oh. 600 00:21:04,685 --> 00:21:06,320 I'm messing with you, man. My uncle gay. 601 00:21:06,354 --> 00:21:08,322 And he a cold-ass nigga. Come on in, y'all. 602 00:21:08,356 --> 00:21:10,290 Okay. 603 00:21:10,324 --> 00:21:12,660 -Hey, we got company. -Hi. Catherine. 604 00:21:12,693 --> 00:21:14,194 Moms, we don't just got anybody in the spot right now. 605 00:21:14,227 --> 00:21:15,295 We got Lil Dicky in here. 606 00:21:15,329 --> 00:21:17,365 He one of the best new rappers in the game. 607 00:21:17,398 --> 00:21:19,667 Oh, what's up, Lil Dicky? 608 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:20,968 Oh, no, I'm a normal person. 609 00:21:21,001 --> 00:21:22,970 That thing right there is Lil Dicky. 610 00:21:24,171 --> 00:21:25,639 DAVE: I'm the rapper, isn't that funny? 611 00:21:25,673 --> 00:21:27,941 I'm Lil Dicky. But call me Dave. I prefer that. 612 00:21:27,975 --> 00:21:30,043 Oh. Well, why you call yourself Lil Dicky? 613 00:21:30,077 --> 00:21:31,479 You got a Lil Dicky? 614 00:21:31,512 --> 00:21:33,213 Soft, it's never even grown at all, 615 00:21:33,246 --> 00:21:35,716 -since I was a child, but... -Uh, mm-mm. 616 00:21:35,749 --> 00:21:37,851 No, it's just kind of like a... play on a rap name. 617 00:21:37,885 --> 00:21:39,687 The opposite of what you'd expect. 618 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,489 So, you're a satirical rapper. 619 00:21:41,522 --> 00:21:44,057 Jackpot. See? I told you people understand what I'm doing. 620 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:49,797 Um... So, Gata, I have something relatively serious 621 00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:52,232 I need to talk with you about. Remember that guy Nutti 622 00:21:52,265 --> 00:21:54,301 -that you set me up with for the YG verse? -Mm-hmm. 623 00:21:54,334 --> 00:21:56,370 So, they said "yes" to doing a song. 624 00:21:56,404 --> 00:21:58,305 I sent him $10,000. 625 00:21:58,338 --> 00:22:00,173 As soon as the money went through, 626 00:22:00,207 --> 00:22:03,043 he completely stopped responding to all my text messages. 627 00:22:03,076 --> 00:22:06,046 And the whole thing feels very... 628 00:22:06,079 --> 00:22:08,081 -coincidental and... -Wait, wait, wait. 629 00:22:08,115 --> 00:22:10,117 Coincidental how? 630 00:22:11,385 --> 00:22:14,922 You know, I have to assume that my money's gone, 631 00:22:14,955 --> 00:22:17,858 and Gata set the whole thing up, so I don't mean 632 00:22:17,891 --> 00:22:18,892 -to be accusing... -Hold up, bro. 633 00:22:18,926 --> 00:22:20,594 Ain't nobody run off with nothing, man. 634 00:22:20,628 --> 00:22:22,863 Nutti changed his number. You got to kill that energy 635 00:22:22,896 --> 00:22:25,265 -in my house, though. For real. -Nutti changed his cell phone number? 636 00:22:25,298 --> 00:22:28,001 -That's what I just said. -Who would change their number in the middle of 637 00:22:28,035 --> 00:22:30,871 -a $10,000 wire exchange? -I'm sending you his new line right now. Relax. 638 00:22:30,904 --> 00:22:33,073 Okay, I'm gonna text him right now. 639 00:22:33,106 --> 00:22:35,008 GATA: Come on, bro, you got me looking crazy. 640 00:22:35,042 --> 00:22:37,110 No, I wasn't saying that I was certain it was you, by the way. 641 00:22:37,144 --> 00:22:39,379 I was just trying to think about what happened 642 00:22:39,413 --> 00:22:42,349 and replaying everything and thinking about who the suspects 643 00:22:42,382 --> 00:22:45,085 -could even be and... -Oh, and you thought of my son. 644 00:22:45,118 --> 00:22:47,087 Gee, I wonder why that is. 645 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,522 GATA: Small things to a giant. 646 00:22:48,556 --> 00:22:50,090 I ain't even tripping, this shit regular. 647 00:22:50,123 --> 00:22:52,960 People size me up all the time and stereotype me. 648 00:22:52,993 --> 00:22:55,529 Putting me in a box like I'm some thug. Just like you. 649 00:22:55,563 --> 00:22:58,466 You look like a nerd, all corny. But you rap hard, though. 650 00:22:58,499 --> 00:23:00,200 Like, people play they self when they do that shit, man. 651 00:23:00,233 --> 00:23:01,902 How you gonna do me like that? 652 00:23:04,304 --> 00:23:06,106 I hear you. 653 00:23:06,139 --> 00:23:09,777 And... it seems I have made a fool of myself 654 00:23:09,810 --> 00:23:11,445 and I'm very sorry. 655 00:23:11,479 --> 00:23:14,414 -You should be. -I know. And I'm... 656 00:23:14,448 --> 00:23:16,249 -(phone chimes) -...embarrassed. 657 00:23:16,283 --> 00:23:18,819 I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Nutti just responded. 658 00:23:18,852 --> 00:23:21,489 -Uh, he says if we go right now, we can do the verse. -YG in the studio right now? 659 00:23:21,522 --> 00:23:23,657 -Yeah. -Oh, I got to go with you, bro. We got to get this sorted out. 660 00:23:23,691 --> 00:23:25,292 -Please come. You'll come? -Yeah, I'm going. 661 00:23:31,632 --> 00:23:34,101 -(hip-hop beat playing) -What's up? 662 00:23:34,134 --> 00:23:35,803 (quiet chatter) 663 00:23:35,836 --> 00:23:37,070 Hi. 664 00:23:37,104 --> 00:23:38,171 Lil Dicky, remember? 665 00:23:38,205 --> 00:23:41,341 -Lil Dicky. What up, bro? -(dog growling) 666 00:23:41,374 --> 00:23:43,511 -Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! -Balmain, down. 667 00:23:43,544 --> 00:23:46,013 -DAVE: Aah! -Try to control your fear. He can smell fear. 668 00:23:46,046 --> 00:23:47,347 -(growling) -Control my fear? How do I do that? 669 00:23:47,380 --> 00:23:48,415 -I reek of fear. -(barking) 670 00:23:48,448 --> 00:23:49,850 -Just chill, man. Relax. -(shouting) 671 00:23:49,883 --> 00:23:50,884 -Balmain. -Ah! 672 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,689 Damn, even the dog Balmain? That's hard. 673 00:23:55,723 --> 00:23:58,592 -Yo, what you doing here, bro? -Oh, man, you know me. I'm just in here, chilling. 674 00:23:58,626 --> 00:24:00,661 You know what I'm saying, seeing what's good. What's good, Nutti? 675 00:24:00,694 --> 00:24:03,463 -Nah, nah, you got to skate, man. -Bro, I'm the one that set this 676 00:24:03,497 --> 00:24:05,699 -whole little verse thing... -Yeah, I don't give a fuck, bruh. 677 00:24:05,733 --> 00:24:07,968 Hey, man, it's like... Man, you being extra, too, man. 678 00:24:08,001 --> 00:24:09,537 -You burnt out, bro. -(scoffs) 679 00:24:09,570 --> 00:24:11,972 Come on, man. 680 00:24:12,005 --> 00:24:13,106 Hate broke niggas. 681 00:24:13,140 --> 00:24:15,108 Shit make me nervous. (sips drink) 682 00:24:15,142 --> 00:24:16,309 For sure. 683 00:24:16,343 --> 00:24:17,978 YG, Lil Dicky. 684 00:24:18,011 --> 00:24:19,713 What up, man? 685 00:24:19,747 --> 00:24:21,348 Good to meet you. 686 00:24:21,381 --> 00:24:22,783 So... 687 00:24:22,816 --> 00:24:25,152 I don't know what Nutti has told you, 688 00:24:25,185 --> 00:24:27,454 but I've got this one song called "Girth" that I really 689 00:24:27,487 --> 00:24:29,557 -think would be a huge... -Hey, D, hey, hey. 690 00:24:29,590 --> 00:24:31,725 Turn the bass up, bro. 691 00:24:31,759 --> 00:24:34,862 * Beggars with dough, she fuck it up, she know I got knots * 692 00:24:34,895 --> 00:24:37,197 * The money come, the money go, man, this shit don't stop * 693 00:24:37,230 --> 00:24:39,567 * White Ferrecci 'cause she with it, she a top-notch broad * 694 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:40,901 * Steady lookin' over my shoulder * 695 00:24:40,934 --> 00:24:42,570 * Man, this shit don't stop * 696 00:24:42,603 --> 00:24:44,572 * Tryin' to get that money till this shit don't stop * 697 00:24:44,605 --> 00:24:47,641 * I'm tryin' to pull up foreign, tryin' to pull up drop * 698 00:24:47,675 --> 00:24:49,677 * I'm buyin' all designer, tryin' to hit your thot * 699 00:24:49,710 --> 00:24:52,412 * Ghetto YG, these Glocks, tell 'em hit your block * 700 00:24:52,445 --> 00:24:55,015 * You see this old watch, you see the diamond clock * 701 00:24:55,048 --> 00:24:57,585 * You see this a drop, you know it cost a lot * 702 00:24:57,618 --> 00:25:00,187 * She see me, she gonna thot, I see you, we gonna box * 703 00:25:00,220 --> 00:25:02,656 * Need to let my Eagle drop, need to let my Eagle drop * 704 00:25:02,690 --> 00:25:05,192 * Yeah, yeah, I don't care, war gear, I declare... * 705 00:25:05,225 --> 00:25:06,526 Guns! Wow. 706 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,428 Could've used a heads-up about that. 707 00:25:08,461 --> 00:25:10,430 -Lot of guns over here. -(music stops) 708 00:25:10,463 --> 00:25:11,865 Oh. 709 00:25:11,899 --> 00:25:13,901 Sorry, I just noticed all the weaponry. 710 00:25:13,934 --> 00:25:17,270 I didn't know if something was afoot, 711 00:25:17,304 --> 00:25:18,572 or if the safeties were on, or what. 712 00:25:18,606 --> 00:25:20,574 (snickering) 713 00:25:20,608 --> 00:25:22,042 Hey, 'Rell, you know he a rapper? 714 00:25:22,075 --> 00:25:23,611 Thought he was a new intern. 715 00:25:23,644 --> 00:25:26,113 No, 'Rell. You've got me all wrong. 716 00:25:26,146 --> 00:25:28,616 I'm actually one of the best rappers alive. 717 00:25:28,649 --> 00:25:30,884 -(all scoffing) -Yeah. And in five years, you're gonna replay 718 00:25:30,918 --> 00:25:34,087 this entire moment and be like, "Wow, not only was he right, 719 00:25:34,121 --> 00:25:36,690 "but I was so lucky to spend that quality time with him 720 00:25:36,724 --> 00:25:38,525 before he really took off." 721 00:25:38,558 --> 00:25:41,795 That's what every rapper say. The same shit. 722 00:25:41,829 --> 00:25:43,864 Well, every good rapper has to feel that way. 723 00:25:43,897 --> 00:25:45,899 Do you want to pull up the session that I want to work on 724 00:25:45,933 --> 00:25:47,935 -with you and see if I'm just like every other... -You be fucking black bitches, 725 00:25:47,968 --> 00:25:49,136 -Lil Dicky? -(chuckles) 726 00:25:49,169 --> 00:25:51,104 You said, "Do I fuck black bitches?" 727 00:25:51,138 --> 00:25:52,673 Do you fuck black bitches, Lil Dicky? 728 00:25:53,807 --> 00:25:56,109 Well, statistically, I certainly skew white. 729 00:25:56,143 --> 00:25:59,246 -(laughter) -So, what kind of hos you fuck with, then, Lil Dicky? 730 00:25:59,279 --> 00:26:01,314 What type of hos? Well, you know, I've got a girlfriend. 731 00:26:01,348 --> 00:26:04,284 So, I typically fuck with her. Fuck on her. All that. 732 00:26:04,317 --> 00:26:05,819 -(chuckling) -Real cute girl. 733 00:26:05,853 --> 00:26:08,756 -Honestly, the sex is very solid. -(laughter) 734 00:26:08,789 --> 00:26:11,725 Uh, she has recently just switched birth controls, though, 735 00:26:11,759 --> 00:26:15,128 -which-- her vagina gets dryer faster, which... -Damn. 736 00:26:15,162 --> 00:26:17,330 -I'm giving way too much information. -Bruh. 737 00:26:17,364 --> 00:26:19,066 -Her pussy really dry? -(others groan) 738 00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:21,234 -Sometimes. -Oh, yo. 739 00:26:21,268 --> 00:26:24,905 I will keep my ear to the pussy the next time I'm in that ass, 740 00:26:24,938 --> 00:26:28,809 or... pussy, I guess, 'cause I've never done anal. 741 00:26:28,842 --> 00:26:30,644 -Don't think I'd like it very much. -(chuckles) 742 00:26:30,678 --> 00:26:32,479 Are you guys going to Coachella this year or what? 743 00:26:32,512 --> 00:26:34,682 -(laughter) -Hey, man. Hold up, man. 744 00:26:34,715 --> 00:26:36,650 I got to get you on my Instagram, bruh. 745 00:26:36,684 --> 00:26:39,753 -Oh, is it a video or a picture? -It's a video, bruh. Spit some shit. 746 00:26:39,787 --> 00:26:42,122 -You funny as fuck. Rap to the fans, Lil Dicky. -(excited chatter) 747 00:26:42,155 --> 00:26:44,825 Oh, I don't know about that, I don't... 748 00:26:44,858 --> 00:26:46,827 Spit some shit, Lil Dicky. Rap! 749 00:26:46,860 --> 00:26:47,961 You know, I'm really, I... 750 00:26:47,995 --> 00:26:49,697 wasn't prepared at all for this type of thing. 751 00:26:49,730 --> 00:26:51,699 Don't film yet. Are you filming? I don't, uh... 752 00:26:51,732 --> 00:26:54,501 -I don't know. -Man, I thought this dude was a rapper. 753 00:26:54,534 --> 00:26:57,470 Man, yo, Peter Parker's scared to rap. Hey, D. 754 00:26:57,504 --> 00:26:59,439 Fuck it, man. Hey, let's make a beat from scratch. 755 00:26:59,472 --> 00:27:00,841 Fuck this nigga. 756 00:27:00,874 --> 00:27:02,876 (playing drumbeat) 757 00:27:06,179 --> 00:27:07,447 Wait. 758 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,783 (metronome beeping) 759 00:27:09,817 --> 00:27:12,786 * Allow me to tell y'all what I'm 'bout * 760 00:27:12,820 --> 00:27:14,487 -(laughter) -* Like a dinner, you got reservations * 761 00:27:14,521 --> 00:27:16,356 * But I'm 'bout to eat up all the doubt * 762 00:27:16,389 --> 00:27:18,692 * Hey, come on, I'm a flower, let me sprout * 763 00:27:18,726 --> 00:27:20,460 * Lookin' like I'm straight out of Comic-Con * 764 00:27:20,493 --> 00:27:21,862 * Scrawny Don, hungry, Ramadan * 765 00:27:21,895 --> 00:27:24,397 * My mama wrong, she don't think I got a job * 766 00:27:24,431 --> 00:27:26,834 * But I'm-a make great cheese like Parmesan, I'm hardly on * 767 00:27:26,867 --> 00:27:28,535 * But the rent paid * 768 00:27:28,568 --> 00:27:30,470 * 'Cause you know the pussy flow good, I menstruate * 769 00:27:30,503 --> 00:27:32,239 * If we got off on the wrong foot like Bengay * 770 00:27:32,272 --> 00:27:34,207 * It's because I'm higher than a bitch, men's pay * 771 00:27:34,241 --> 00:27:36,309 * Rappers thinkin' that they hot, blow your nose * 772 00:27:36,343 --> 00:27:38,678 * Motherfuckers, it's not, I ain't never fought a man * 773 00:27:38,712 --> 00:27:40,714 * In my life, I have only slept with * 774 00:27:40,748 --> 00:27:42,549 * Four different girls, still you could get it, though * 775 00:27:42,582 --> 00:27:44,417 * Get every crevice, though, come on some chicken * 776 00:27:44,451 --> 00:27:46,319 -* Like fresh mozzarella, hella good Ebonics * -(oohing) 777 00:27:46,353 --> 00:27:48,021 * I think like a comic, my females got bombs * 778 00:27:48,055 --> 00:27:50,090 * On their body like they were jihadists * 779 00:27:50,123 --> 00:27:53,360 * And my libido is scary like Magic Johnson near mosquitoes * 780 00:27:53,393 --> 00:27:55,695 * Mm, I'm tactical, I'm back and forth * 781 00:27:55,729 --> 00:27:57,765 * From actin' dull to rappin' for you, attractin', lurin' * 782 00:27:57,798 --> 00:27:59,599 * The faction formin', the track's recorded, it's about * 783 00:27:59,632 --> 00:28:01,268 * To put me on the racks like a fashion store * 784 00:28:01,301 --> 00:28:02,836 * I just want a girl let me hit it on a workday * 785 00:28:02,870 --> 00:28:04,671 * I don't think my dick has grown at all * 786 00:28:04,704 --> 00:28:06,173 * Since the first grade, I'm-a get the cake * 787 00:28:06,206 --> 00:28:07,574 * With my gifts like a birthday * 788 00:28:07,607 --> 00:28:09,910 * Separatin' with my lines like two lanes * 789 00:28:09,943 --> 00:28:11,711 * I don't want a Grammy, bro, I got two * 790 00:28:11,745 --> 00:28:13,747 * And they're fairly old, stay with more bars than a graph * 791 00:28:13,781 --> 00:28:15,682 * I'm on top of the class, hop in a bath with a bad * 792 00:28:15,715 --> 00:28:17,951 * Little lady with ass, I'm makin' her laugh, the neck * 793 00:28:17,985 --> 00:28:19,887 * Like a baby giraffe, shakin' it fast, makin' it last * 794 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,889 * Haters amass, sayin' I'm bad, it's like an eighth grader * 795 00:28:21,922 --> 00:28:23,556 * Trainin' the class, it's crazy and blasphemous * 796 00:28:23,590 --> 00:28:25,292 * I'm 'bout to break 'em in half, I'm makin' my path * 797 00:28:25,325 --> 00:28:27,127 * I'm waitin' on my break like a cast, somebody get a boy * 798 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,896 * A gig, he got drive and flash. * 799 00:28:28,929 --> 00:28:31,064 Like a flash drive. 800 00:28:31,098 --> 00:28:34,902 (all gasping, laughing) 801 00:28:34,935 --> 00:28:37,104 -He kind of tight. Yeah. -Damn. 802 00:28:37,137 --> 00:28:39,206 Hey, Lil Dicky bitch, if you listening, 803 00:28:39,239 --> 00:28:41,775 hit him with that slickness tonight! 804 00:28:41,809 --> 00:28:43,977 -Oh-oh-oh. Uh... -None of that dry shit. 805 00:28:44,011 --> 00:28:46,980 Don't take that birth control till tomorrow, baby. 806 00:28:47,014 --> 00:28:48,381 -(laughter) -DAVE: Did you post that already? 807 00:28:48,415 --> 00:28:49,783 Please don't post that. Did you post it? 808 00:28:49,817 --> 00:28:51,384 Yeah. 809 00:28:51,418 --> 00:28:53,120 -Oh. -Hey, I'm tired, bro. 810 00:28:53,153 --> 00:28:55,388 -I'm going. Let's go. -(laughing) 811 00:28:55,422 --> 00:28:57,124 Wait, where are you guys going? 812 00:28:57,157 --> 00:28:58,792 Oh, we got a quick Europe run. 813 00:28:58,826 --> 00:29:00,460 We'll be back in a few weeks. 814 00:29:00,493 --> 00:29:02,729 A few weeks? What do you mean? What about the verse? 815 00:29:02,762 --> 00:29:04,297 Oh. Oh, nah, nah. 816 00:29:04,331 --> 00:29:06,133 We'll take care of that when I get back. 817 00:29:06,166 --> 00:29:08,635 -Well, I would love to settle up right now. -Yo, yo, yo. 818 00:29:08,668 --> 00:29:09,837 Why you pressin' me, bro? 819 00:29:09,870 --> 00:29:12,272 I don't like that shit. Twin. 820 00:29:12,305 --> 00:29:13,573 DAVE: Wait. 821 00:29:13,606 --> 00:29:15,275 Wait a minute. Just... slow down. I don't-- 822 00:29:15,308 --> 00:29:17,277 Are you gonna change your number between now and then? 823 00:29:17,310 --> 00:29:19,679 I said I got you. 824 00:29:19,712 --> 00:29:21,314 W-Wait a minute. Hold on. 825 00:29:21,348 --> 00:29:23,583 Hold the phone. Hold on, hold on. 826 00:29:23,616 --> 00:29:25,618 (engine rumbling) 827 00:29:27,554 --> 00:29:29,656 Yo, yo. 828 00:29:29,689 --> 00:29:32,525 Hey, man, uh, so, I paid 829 00:29:32,559 --> 00:29:35,295 you guys my life savings to get on one of my songs, 830 00:29:35,328 --> 00:29:36,864 and we were supposed to work on it tonight, 831 00:29:36,897 --> 00:29:38,265 and that did not happen. 832 00:29:38,298 --> 00:29:40,267 Damn, bro. 833 00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,601 My bad. 834 00:29:41,634 --> 00:29:43,837 -You know, I don't... -Bro, don't trip. 835 00:29:43,871 --> 00:29:45,672 When I get back, we gonna do something crazy. 836 00:29:45,705 --> 00:29:47,674 -A'ight? -You promise? 837 00:29:47,707 --> 00:29:49,042 I got you. 838 00:29:49,076 --> 00:29:50,878 We good? 839 00:29:50,911 --> 00:29:52,345 Yeah, we're good. 840 00:29:53,380 --> 00:29:54,982 (sighs) 841 00:29:55,015 --> 00:29:57,417 (phone vibrating) 842 00:29:58,818 --> 00:30:00,287 (tires screech) 843 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,322 (car departing) 844 00:30:06,726 --> 00:30:08,896 (sighs) 845 00:30:08,929 --> 00:30:12,165 Man, YG get a couple hits, go all Hollywood. 846 00:30:12,199 --> 00:30:13,833 Had me out here for an hour, bro. 847 00:30:13,867 --> 00:30:15,302 Did he do the verse or what? 848 00:30:15,335 --> 00:30:17,137 No, he didn't do the verse. 849 00:30:17,170 --> 00:30:20,007 He did put me on his Instagram rapping for, like, two minutes. 850 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,075 -He put you on his Instagram rapping? -Yeah, and it's going viral. 851 00:30:22,109 --> 00:30:24,077 -I can't believe that. -Yeah, look. -(Dave rapping on phone) 852 00:30:24,111 --> 00:30:26,413 Dang, that-- This is way sicker than a verse. 853 00:30:26,446 --> 00:30:28,916 He basically directed a music video for you, bro. 854 00:30:28,949 --> 00:30:31,418 Gata, I am incredibly high. 855 00:30:31,451 --> 00:30:32,852 Would you drive my car? 856 00:30:32,886 --> 00:30:34,421 I got you, bro. Let's wiggle. 857 00:30:34,454 --> 00:30:36,123 Okay. 858 00:30:37,724 --> 00:30:39,326 Hey, be honest with me. 859 00:30:39,359 --> 00:30:42,495 Were you just using me to get into the studio with them? 860 00:30:42,529 --> 00:30:45,065 (scoffs) Man, you know I got to do what I got to do, bro. 861 00:30:45,098 --> 00:30:47,500 -I'm a positive opportunist. You know how I gander and wiggle. -I know. 862 00:30:47,534 --> 00:30:49,502 We 'posed to be like Kobe and Shaq, bro. I got to get mine. 863 00:30:49,536 --> 00:30:51,338 You 'posed to throw it off the glass, bro. I rap, too. 864 00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:54,507 -Like, what's good? I ain't... -No, I'm not mad. I... 865 00:30:54,541 --> 00:30:57,077 I'm honored to be a part of your gander, as you would put it. 866 00:30:57,110 --> 00:30:58,245 I think it's cool. 867 00:30:58,278 --> 00:30:59,246 I think we're gonna be telling this story at, 868 00:30:59,279 --> 00:31:00,280 like, our 50th birthday parties. 869 00:31:00,313 --> 00:31:01,614 50th birthday party? 870 00:31:01,648 --> 00:31:02,715 What's really good with this weekend? 871 00:31:02,749 --> 00:31:04,952 -What's the plot, fool? -(engine starts) 872 00:31:04,985 --> 00:31:07,054 I'm not doing anything this weekend. 873 00:31:07,087 --> 00:31:08,788 I need to rest. 874 00:31:08,821 --> 00:31:11,959 * My dick sucks, my dick sucks * 875 00:31:11,992 --> 00:31:15,562 * My dick sucks, fuck! * 876 00:31:15,595 --> 00:31:19,066 * My dick sucks, my dick sucks * 877 00:31:19,099 --> 00:31:21,768 * My dick sucks, fuck! * 878 00:31:21,801 --> 00:31:23,770 * Hey, girl, hey, girl * 879 00:31:23,803 --> 00:31:25,472 * Hey, girl, what you tryin' to say, girl? * 880 00:31:25,505 --> 00:31:26,940 * When you see my dick, you may hurl * 881 00:31:26,974 --> 00:31:28,641 * But I'm still kind of hot like May, girl * 882 00:31:28,675 --> 00:31:30,377 * Whoa, girl, whoa, girl * 883 00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:31,878 * I'm just tryin' to let you know, girl * 884 00:31:31,911 --> 00:31:33,480 * My dick sucks fo' sho', girl * 885 00:31:33,513 --> 00:31:34,982 * But I make up for that * 886 00:31:35,015 --> 00:31:36,583 * Like, even though my dick is shorty * 887 00:31:36,616 --> 00:31:38,251 * It sit there like it's Gotti * 888 00:31:38,285 --> 00:31:39,819 * And it do good work like Gandhi * 889 00:31:39,852 --> 00:31:41,955 * And it might grow more like Brawny, probably not * 890 00:31:41,989 --> 00:31:45,092 * Got bitches in the lobby, their body language obvi * 891 00:31:45,125 --> 00:31:47,995 * If five-inches the over-under, I'm underdog like Rocky * 892 00:31:48,028 --> 00:31:49,662 * They don't care about my cock * 893 00:31:49,696 --> 00:31:51,431 * I could use a pussy mop * 894 00:31:51,464 --> 00:31:53,066 * In the scene like I'm a prop * 895 00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:54,767 * She saw me and went in shock * 896 00:31:54,801 --> 00:31:56,836 * Technically I'm unemployed... * 897 00:32:02,875 --> 00:32:05,878 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 898 00:32:11,218 --> 00:32:13,286 Do I just knock, or what? What do you think? 899 00:32:14,954 --> 00:32:16,956 I feel like they're not ever gonna... 900 00:32:18,891 --> 00:32:20,927 Why are you wearing your sunglasses inside? 901 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,530 Bro, you know I gotta drip, bro. We're goin' to the studio right now. 902 00:32:24,464 --> 00:32:26,199 Snack Time. I didn't-- 903 00:32:26,233 --> 00:32:28,668 Okay. You're welcome. 904 00:32:30,003 --> 00:32:32,172 I feel like that did nothing for my career. 905 00:32:32,205 --> 00:32:33,540 * Hi, I'm Dave * 906 00:32:41,381 --> 00:32:42,715 Oh, damn! 907 00:32:42,749 --> 00:32:44,084 (classical music playing) 908 00:32:54,994 --> 00:32:57,964 Do me a favor? Never look me in the eye again. 909 00:32:57,997 --> 00:33:00,967 Okay? 'Cause your stare is way too intense. 910 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,769 It's starting to make my hair fall out. 911 00:33:09,776 --> 00:33:11,678 MAN: This is your station. 912 00:33:11,711 --> 00:33:14,814 But... what am I actually doing here? 913 00:33:14,847 --> 00:33:16,649 I'm not gonna tell you. 914 00:33:16,683 --> 00:33:19,086 Don't worry. You're gonna figure it out.