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You should play the drums.
I feel like no one knows.
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On that musty-ass kit?
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Dude, I'm too good for this talent show.
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Foo...
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- Foo...
- Tuna,
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you need to stop lying.
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- There was candy.
- Why would I lie about that?
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If there was candy in my
pubes, that would be awesome.
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So your bush is just green
and looks like Pop Rocks?
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You just saw a straight bush.
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Hey, he's just mad 'cause he's got
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the smallest dick in the bunk.
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No, I don't.
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We haven't even seen everyone's anyways.
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Well, considering Burd
showers with a bathing suit on,
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my money's on him.
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I feel like dropping a Burd Bomb.
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- Oh, no way.
- Okay.
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- You guys want one?
- Yeah.
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Make this the funniest
shit I've ever saw.
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What did the Chinese restaurant owner do
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on Christmas Day, when he knew
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every single Jew would
be coming in for his foo?
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What?
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He got ahead of it.
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You got something... you got
something on your glasses.
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- Is that a booger I see?
- You got a little...
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Oh, my God, the
anticipation. Please, please,
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- please, please...
- Company chicken
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and company noodles for my little boy.
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Mmm! This looks like
a very strong batch.
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Thanks, sweet'ums.
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Why do y'all call it company chicken?
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Uh, it's what I made
whenever company came over.
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Elliot was company quite often.
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Oh, that's so cute, Elliot.
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Burn in hell.
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Oh, David, I used more of the gift card.
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I love that spa,
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and I think of you
every time I get facials.
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Y'all got any more of these crackers?
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Oh, you like the matzah?
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Like the cheese? This
mozzarella and cheese crackers?
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- No, that's unleavened bread.
- Bad bite. Ow. Sorry.
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- Bad bite.
- So, uh, Gator,
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is this your first time in Philadelphia?
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Nah, I been here a few
times, like, you know,
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when my boy used to open up for Tyga.
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- Uh-huh.
- Gator, Tiger.
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Who's next, Armadillo?
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G-A-T-A, you know, it stands
for Going Against the Average.
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You know what I mean? I'm
trying to be way above average.
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I love that.
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It's an acronym, it's not reptilian.
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- Oh.
- Wait, speaking of reptiles,
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what ever happened to Lenny and Lenny?
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They died years ago. We had two turtles,
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but we couldn't tell them
apart, so Lenny, Lenny.
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Actually, they drowned
in their own "feshus".
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Yeah. It was an allergic
reaction to the bacteria...
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It's-it's feces, Don.
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That's what I said, feshus.
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No. F...
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- I just...
- Feces.
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That's what... I said "feshus".
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- Don-Don, are you saying "feshus"?
- "Feshus". Yes.
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Fesh... Yeah, that's right.
That's right. Feshus.
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- Th-Thank you, Michael.
- Feshus?
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It's feces.
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All right, I feel like
I'm being punk'd right now.
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- Okay, Michael, Michael...
- Feshus, yeah, feshus. Mm-hmm?
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Um, how are ticket sales being handled
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for Dave's concert?
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They're... What are you...
I don't... What do you mean?
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- What does that... What do you mean?
- Well, I mean, how...
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Hey, honey, they just got in, you know?
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You don't have to ask
every question right now.
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- Okay.
- He has a lot to do.
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Fine. Perfect. So, I don't want
to take up your time tomorrow.
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She's farshtunken. What-what can I say?
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I get it. We're all
excited. No, I know, we're...
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- Oh, there's a list.
- Okay, hang on.
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- Okay.
- What is that?
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So, I have some questions.
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Uh, is it assigned seating?
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Oh, God, is there seating
or-or is this like a mash pit?
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Because we have invited friends...
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They can't stand.
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- Speaking of friends...
- Yeah.
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You got to get all of my camp
friends on the backstage list.
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Not just G.A. I need
all my early adopters
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- right there with me.
- Bro, why?
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What do you mean, why?
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Oh, can we take photos
or videos during the show?
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Yeah. I mean, yeah,
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if you have your phone on you,
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- you certainly can.
- Oh, wait.
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This is a good... Well, I'm
not gonna ask this. Don...
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- How long is this list?
- This is...
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- Don has a question.
- Thank you, thank you.
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- That's your question.
- Mike, Mike, will there...
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will there be any situations
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that involve tipping?
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Because maybe we need
to bring some small bills.
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I don't think there's a
lot of tipping that goes on
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at concerts, but that being said,
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I just have cash as just like a kind of
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- a-a rule of thumb.
- That's very good.
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- David... please.
- Yeah, just in case.
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At the table, bro? Come on, man.
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And, Gota, Gata, Gota...
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Yeah. My name is
Davionte, if that's easier,
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but you could just call me Gata.
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Okay. Gata,
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- what do you do?
- I'm the hype man.
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I remember all your
son's songs front to back,
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you know what I mean? Make
sure he doesn't miss a beat.
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Every other word, I'm there.
Hype! You know what I'm saying?
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- Oh, wow.
- Know what I mean?
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- Get the crowd all hyped.
- Yeah.
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Left, right, hands in the air,
like you don't care type shit.
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Oops. I didn't mean to cuss like that.
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You can curse in this house.
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Wait, we can curse in this house now?
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Well, you're not ten.
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Nigga, what the fuck?
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Okay.
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Welcome to the basement, Mr. Gata.
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Damn, the basement, bro? Come on, man.
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I know y'all got an attic,
bro. Put me at the top, bro.
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This shit sounds like it's about to be
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dusty and crusty down here.
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- Damn! This shit is hard as hell, bro.
- Mm-hmm.
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Look at the decor, you
got it laid out for a peep.
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Best room in the whole house.
So many memories down here.
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So many memories. I see, bro.
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What's up with all the
overnight camp stuff, though?
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Did you lose your
virginity there or what?
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Uh, no, far from it.
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I actually never even
kissed a girl there.
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- Man.
- But it was, like, very...
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It's probably my favorite
part of life, to be honest.
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Like, that's where I really felt
like a star for the first time
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and developed as a performer.
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Like, there was this one
talent show in particular
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where I was not supposed
to go onstage at all,
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and the whole camp just started chanting
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"We want Burd, we want Burd",
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because I was so funny,
and everyone knew it.
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And I went onstage with, like,
no idea what I was going to do,
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and I killed it.
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And I feel like from that point on,
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I just knew that I was
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destined to be, like, a star.
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Look at us now. You in your hometown.
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We got to turn the fuck up, my nigga.
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I got the hookup at a club, baby.
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We got to go out and T up.
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To... Out to the clu...
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I don't know. How do you
know someone in Philadelphia?
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You've been here for, like, two hours.
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The dude at the airport,
man. He said, "Yo, come,
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bring LD, bitches, bottles, table".
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I got a lot on my mind.
Let's take it one day at a time.
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- All right. Bet.
- Are you good?
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Do you have everything you need?
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- I'm a player, bro.
- What's that you're doing with your hands?
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Just makes me fall asleep faster.
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- I'm good, bro.
- Okay.
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Previously on Tucking Gata In...
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Ah, I'm cool, bro.
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All right, last week, Gata
didn't want to get tucked in.
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- You tucking a grown-ass man in, bro.
- That's right.
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Standard tucking, no big deal.
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Just getting the legs
right. Everything good.
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You know house rules. Are you, uh, good?
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- You're poofed, everything's...
- Man, I'm good.
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All right, and one kiss
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on the cheek and I am out of here.
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Ah, I'm cool on all
that funny shit, bro.
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Just one kiss and I'm gone. Come.
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Nah, player. You know I ain't
rocking like that. I'm good.
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- Play on, player.
- All right, bro.
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- See you in the a.m.
- You, too, bro.
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- I love you, dude.
- Man, I love me, too.
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Good night.
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Hey, Care Bear, did you guys
change the WiFi password?
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Because I can't connect,
and I have to download
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this huge video file for Dave's set.
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Yeah, it's out. We
need someone to fix it.
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- Jesus Christ.
- What?
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Well, I can't believe him.
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Well, I mean, a man
should wash his own car.
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Those things are so expensive
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- for no re...
- Michael, that's not his car.
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His is in the garage.
He's washing the wrong car.
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Oh, my God. That's...
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I mean, that's embarrassing.
Oh, my... Look at that.
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He's getting in the
wheels. What should we...
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- Do you want me to tell him? I can go stop him.
- No.
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Let him waste his fucking time.
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He's making somebody happy.
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Jesus Christ.
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- Michael.
- Yeah.
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Where... where did we leave off?
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Nineteen.
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How do we prevent people
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from being scalped for Dave's tickets?
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I promise you
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nobody is gonna get
scalped for Dave's tickets.
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- Good. That's great.
- Okay? Mm-hmm.
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Will-will other rapper
artists' parents be there?
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And if so, do you know their names?
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Uh, yeah. Actually, yes, Meek
Mill's parents will be there.
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- Meek Mill's?
- Mm-hmm.
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Uh, it's Bob and Sharon Mill.
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- Bob and Sharon?
- Bob and Sharon Mill. Yeah, very nice.
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All right. Uh... What is HubStub?
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♪ Walk in the club with a cape... ♪
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Yo, Philly, how y'all feeling?
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Oh, man, I fucking hate this.
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Tour manager's got to be with
the artist. You got to be here.
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- I'm gonna do work.
- Work?
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- Huh?
- You're gonna work in here?
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh!
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Hi. Cool.
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Thank you. You don't have to
keep... We don't have to...
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You're good. You can just put it down.
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Hey, you look like a
rapper right now, low-key.
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You don't need to keep dancing.
It's fine. Thank you, though.
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This is their job.
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They're really gonna
just keep doing this.
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- Burd!
- Tuna!
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The bunk! The whole camp
is here. Yeah, come in.
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Wha...
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Ah, man.
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- Goddamn.
- Hey! Good to see you.
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- Looking good, as always.
- Hey, get drinks, get drinks.
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Get in here. Elz, Elz, shift.
242
00:09:06,425 --> 00:09:08,225
Bro, there's no fucking space.
243
00:09:08,227 --> 00:09:11,463
- Just shift.
- Do you think we can fit more guys in here?
244
00:09:11,465 --> 00:09:12,964
I can't hear you.
245
00:09:12,966 --> 00:09:14,750
Hey, you guys want drinks?
246
00:09:14,752 --> 00:09:16,374
Camp Lebec.
247
00:09:16,376 --> 00:09:18,002
One roof. We're back, baby.
248
00:09:18,004 --> 00:09:20,904
The bunk is back together.
249
00:09:20,906 --> 00:09:22,685
♪ Came a long way from
a motherfucking O.Z. ♪
250
00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:24,375
♪ Hyphy women here talk to the police ♪
251
00:09:24,377 --> 00:09:26,162
♪ Try and move fast,
your shit got it slowly ♪
252
00:09:26,164 --> 00:09:27,897
♪ I tell her don't start,
B, don't go at me ♪
253
00:09:27,899 --> 00:09:29,632
♪ Ain't never back down
or ran from no beef ♪
254
00:09:29,634 --> 00:09:31,599
♪ Nigga, I'm the teacher, how
the hell you gonna coach me? ♪
255
00:09:31,601 --> 00:09:33,168
♪ Tell me what you'd do if
I tossed you a ho piece ♪
256
00:09:33,170 --> 00:09:34,637
♪ Distract that bitch, we
don't need no bouncer ♪
257
00:09:34,639 --> 00:09:36,439
♪ Walk in the club and
stand on the couches ♪
258
00:09:36,441 --> 00:09:38,072
♪ You keep on dissing
that fanny pack... ♪
259
00:09:38,074 --> 00:09:40,709
I'm very drunk.
260
00:09:40,711 --> 00:09:43,445
- I got to move you to another section.
- What?
261
00:09:43,447 --> 00:09:45,679
I have to move you to another section.
262
00:09:45,681 --> 00:09:49,051
- Why?
- Lil Uzi's coming in.
263
00:09:49,053 --> 00:09:52,787
Okay, where? Where do you want us to go?
264
00:09:52,789 --> 00:09:54,045
All right.
265
00:09:54,047 --> 00:09:56,286
Nah, fuck that, bro. We
ain't going nowhere, my nigga.
266
00:09:56,288 --> 00:09:57,426
We staying right here, bro.
267
00:09:57,428 --> 00:09:58,583
You supposed to be watching our back.
268
00:09:58,585 --> 00:10:00,732
Why you got to move us now
when we got comped for bottles
269
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,090
- and shit?
- I ain't even want to talk, man.
270
00:10:02,092 --> 00:10:03,965
We either move now or I'll
pick you up and move you.
271
00:10:03,967 --> 00:10:05,323
You ain't about to pick nobody up.
272
00:10:05,325 --> 00:10:07,521
Where your fucking owner at?
Where the manager at, bro?
273
00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:09,411
It don't matter where
he's at. I'm doing my job.
274
00:10:09,413 --> 00:10:11,535
Don't be speaking to me
like that, bro. What the fuck
275
00:10:11,537 --> 00:10:13,142
- you talking about?
- I'll talk to him. It's okay,
276
00:10:13,144 --> 00:10:15,150
it's okay, it's okay.
Dude, calm down. Relax.
277
00:10:15,152 --> 00:10:16,644
I can't relax. Just like you said,
278
00:10:16,646 --> 00:10:18,170
- I'm having fun...
- Uh... All right,
279
00:10:18,172 --> 00:10:19,982
well, this is a business
trip. You represent me.
280
00:10:19,984 --> 00:10:21,442
All my friends would
love the way I represent.
281
00:10:21,444 --> 00:10:22,574
Nigga, I go hard for my homies.
282
00:10:22,576 --> 00:10:24,673
Are you gonna let him bully
us up out of this section?
283
00:10:24,675 --> 00:10:26,888
- It's not that big of a deal.
- It's that big to me, my nigga.
284
00:10:26,890 --> 00:10:28,746
We in Philly. Nigga,
this is your first show.
285
00:10:28,748 --> 00:10:30,481
- We in the club, popping bottles, bitches...
- All right! All right.
286
00:10:30,483 --> 00:10:31,907
- What the fuck, bro?
- Relax. Relax.
287
00:10:31,909 --> 00:10:33,165
Bro, anybody else would appreciate
288
00:10:33,167 --> 00:10:34,389
that I'm going this hard for them.
289
00:10:34,391 --> 00:10:35,560
You acting like a pussy.
290
00:10:37,976 --> 00:10:40,300
All right, we got to go
to a different section.
291
00:10:40,302 --> 00:10:42,726
- Gata's super hood, huh?
- Yeah.
292
00:10:42,728 --> 00:10:44,284
You're fucking white, huh?
293
00:10:44,286 --> 00:10:46,205
- What?
- Yeah, I'll see you in a second.
294
00:10:46,207 --> 00:10:47,442
- Okay?
- Cool.
295
00:10:49,797 --> 00:10:51,454
I got the Wi-Fi password.
296
00:10:51,456 --> 00:10:53,444
I could care less. I
really have to leave.
297
00:10:53,446 --> 00:10:54,936
I'm so sorry, this is
the worst place on Earth.
298
00:10:54,938 --> 00:10:56,795
Wait, where are they going?
Where's everyone going?
299
00:10:56,797 --> 00:10:58,253
- I don't know.
- Hey, guy, where are you going?
300
00:10:58,255 --> 00:11:00,279
Great.
301
00:11:00,281 --> 00:11:02,525
Do you guys have outlets?
Do you have plugs?
302
00:11:02,527 --> 00:11:04,493
♪ Smokin' dope and you know... ♪
303
00:11:04,495 --> 00:11:06,695
I'm telling you, you've never seen it.
304
00:11:06,697 --> 00:11:08,630
You've never seen a
horse fuck another thing,
305
00:11:08,632 --> 00:11:09,632
like a man?
306
00:11:09,634 --> 00:11:10,967
Ah...
307
00:11:14,038 --> 00:11:16,958
Yo, you remember when you
told me to put peanut butter
308
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,944
all over Horowitz's bed, and I did it
309
00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:21,715
not knowing he was allergic
and he almost fucking died?
310
00:11:21,717 --> 00:11:23,716
It was so cool, though.
311
00:11:23,718 --> 00:11:26,486
Man, my fault, Horowitz. I
didn't mean to do it like that.
312
00:11:26,488 --> 00:11:28,255
I forgot how funny you are, bro.
313
00:11:28,257 --> 00:11:30,457
- Why would you do that?
- I didn't mean to.
314
00:11:30,459 --> 00:11:31,891
No reason to do that.
315
00:11:31,893 --> 00:11:34,293
- You are a fucking legend.
- Oh!
316
00:11:34,295 --> 00:11:36,830
- Just say it again in my ear.
- Fucking legend.
317
00:11:36,832 --> 00:11:39,039
- I know. I know.
- Yo. Yo.
318
00:11:39,041 --> 00:11:41,134
You should do a Burd Bomb.
319
00:11:41,136 --> 00:11:42,668
- Oh, yes.
- Dude, you've got to.
320
00:11:42,670 --> 00:11:45,304
- You got to. You got to do it, Burd.
- Dude. Come on!
321
00:11:45,306 --> 00:11:47,621
- Been 15 years.
- In here, though?
322
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,031
- Yes!
- Right here!
323
00:11:49,033 --> 00:11:50,936
- Burd Bomb, dude. Burd Bomb.
- I think so, man.
324
00:11:50,938 --> 00:11:52,279
15 years. You owe us.
325
00:11:52,281 --> 00:11:54,380
- Okay.
- You own this place.
326
00:11:54,382 --> 00:11:56,576
Let me get my footing.
327
00:11:56,578 --> 00:11:58,985
- You still got it.
- Okay! Let me look around
328
00:11:58,987 --> 00:12:01,343
and see what's going on in
the club. Let me evaluate.
329
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:03,168
- Scout everything...
- Okay, come on, man.
330
00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:05,158
- Burd Bomb!
- Well, fuck, all right.
331
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,983
You cool, man? You good?
332
00:12:06,985 --> 00:12:08,063
- Yeah.
- Yeah!
333
00:12:08,065 --> 00:12:10,522
- Here he goes!
- Yeah.
334
00:12:10,524 --> 00:12:12,817
All right. Fuck it.
335
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,701
It's all you, man. All you, baby.
336
00:12:14,703 --> 00:12:17,203
- All right. Three...
- Two...
337
00:12:17,205 --> 00:12:18,373
One...
338
00:12:21,209 --> 00:12:23,543
He's pissing...
339
00:12:25,781 --> 00:12:29,249
- He's actually pissing.
- Yes.
340
00:12:29,251 --> 00:12:31,384
Yeah!
341
00:12:31,386 --> 00:12:33,153
You...
342
00:12:33,155 --> 00:12:35,210
You guys want me to come? I'll do it.
343
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:37,657
- That's okay.
- I'm sending this to everyone, dude.
344
00:12:37,659 --> 00:12:40,494
- Fuck a bathroom.
- Man, you chilling, bro?
345
00:12:40,496 --> 00:12:43,830
My man.
346
00:13:13,396 --> 00:13:15,613
Gata, this is an $1,800 bill, man.
347
00:13:15,615 --> 00:13:16,929
You better call your guy.
348
00:13:16,931 --> 00:13:20,266
I never said the bottles was
free. I said the table was free.
349
00:13:20,268 --> 00:13:21,875
Well, you can't mention
that after the fact, dude.
350
00:13:21,877 --> 00:13:23,102
That's so shady.
351
00:13:23,104 --> 00:13:24,870
You said the situation
was taken care of.
352
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:27,908
What do, what do you think that means?
353
00:13:27,910 --> 00:13:29,909
Uh...
354
00:13:29,911 --> 00:13:32,312
What the fuck?
355
00:13:32,314 --> 00:13:35,081
If it isn't the guy who pees on himself.
356
00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:38,351
Oh, I pissed myself at the club.
357
00:13:38,353 --> 00:13:40,097
Oh, my God, I'm still
wearing the same underwear.
358
00:13:40,099 --> 00:13:42,489
That's fucking epic.
359
00:13:42,491 --> 00:13:43,780
Do you have video of it?
360
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:46,159
Nah, dude, I left. I had to
get away from all those people.
361
00:13:46,161 --> 00:13:48,951
- You left? Why?
- Why?
362
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,989
Bro, I couldn't be around
those dudes for another second.
363
00:13:50,991 --> 00:13:52,264
They're such assholes.
364
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,330
- Who was an asshole to you?
- To me, no one.
365
00:13:54,332 --> 00:13:56,303
But to you, every single person
366
00:13:56,305 --> 00:13:58,382
that we went to fucking camp with.
367
00:13:58,384 --> 00:14:00,307
Bro, I'm dead serious.
368
00:14:00,309 --> 00:14:01,508
You think I'm joking?
369
00:14:01,510 --> 00:14:04,077
Think about everything that
we've ever done and been through.
370
00:14:04,079 --> 00:14:05,812
They never fucked with you.
371
00:14:05,814 --> 00:14:09,782
I think you're, like, really
misremembering, like, childhood,
372
00:14:09,784 --> 00:14:10,784
to be quite frank.
373
00:14:10,786 --> 00:14:12,785
They literally idolized me.
374
00:14:12,787 --> 00:14:16,222
- They idolized you?
- Idolized me, yeah.
375
00:14:16,224 --> 00:14:18,213
I'm, like, the most
legendary camper at that camp.
376
00:14:18,215 --> 00:14:20,159
You realize last night
at the club, they made you
377
00:14:20,161 --> 00:14:22,394
pee your pants for their
own personal amusement.
378
00:14:22,396 --> 00:14:24,597
They use you like a Jackass human, bro.
379
00:14:24,599 --> 00:14:27,250
You're like Steve-O,
but in this shitty form
380
00:14:27,252 --> 00:14:28,922
with no cool tattoos.
381
00:14:30,439 --> 00:14:32,271
I love Steve-O.
382
00:14:32,273 --> 00:14:34,139
Dawg, and the talent show?
383
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:36,693
You act like that's, like, the
root of your fucking stardom.
384
00:14:36,695 --> 00:14:39,085
No, it's not. They
were making fun of you.
385
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:42,726
You weren't funny, you
were funny. You get it?
386
00:14:43,852 --> 00:14:45,784
Uh, okay. I don't need a lec...
387
00:14:45,786 --> 00:14:48,388
- Like, what are you even talking about?
- Hey. Morning.
388
00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:49,722
- Wow, Big Don.
- Hey. Hey.
389
00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:51,357
You always look like a
million bucks when I see you.
390
00:14:51,359 --> 00:14:52,726
- Thank you.
- Of course.
391
00:14:52,728 --> 00:14:53,960
Big day.
392
00:14:53,962 --> 00:14:55,629
- Hey.
- Big day. Yeah.
393
00:14:55,631 --> 00:14:56,685
Don?
394
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,110
- Uh-huh?
- What the hell are you wearing?
395
00:14:58,112 --> 00:15:00,667
You're not, you're not
wearing that to the concert.
396
00:15:00,669 --> 00:15:04,837
Well, it's not just any concert,
I'm the father of the rapper.
397
00:15:04,839 --> 00:15:06,372
I've laid out some clothes for you.
398
00:15:06,374 --> 00:15:07,673
You laid out what?
399
00:15:07,675 --> 00:15:08,808
I put clothes out on the bed
400
00:15:08,810 --> 00:15:09,875
that I thought would be...
401
00:15:09,877 --> 00:15:11,543
- There's no way.
- _
402
00:15:11,545 --> 00:15:13,078
Yeah, it's true.
403
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,331
Your cousin did not get
fingered by bin Laden.
404
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:18,150
- Yes, she did.
- Isn't he, like, six-five?
405
00:15:18,152 --> 00:15:21,987
- So?
- Yeah, whatever.
406
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,790
Hey, Burd, Kari's coming.
407
00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:27,827
Do a Burd Bomb. Tell her
how much you love her.
408
00:15:27,829 --> 00:15:29,337
For Kari?
409
00:15:29,339 --> 00:15:31,540
What, you think she's gonna
like you because you're hot?
410
00:15:32,524 --> 00:15:35,527
Yeah, okay, um, uh, where are the eggs?
411
00:15:44,845 --> 00:15:45,947
Hey, Dave.
412
00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:50,482
Are you okay?
413
00:15:56,391 --> 00:15:58,394
Ooh...
414
00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:10,016
All right, Dicky, you got your, uh,
415
00:16:10,018 --> 00:16:11,417
rider laid out right here for you.
416
00:16:11,419 --> 00:16:14,054
Wow. Oh, lo mein.
417
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,488
Cool.
418
00:16:15,490 --> 00:16:17,166
Why do you have
Lunchables on your rider?
419
00:16:17,168 --> 00:16:18,715
Why wouldn't I have
Lunchables on my rider?
420
00:16:18,717 --> 00:16:20,350
He-he always loved those.
421
00:16:20,352 --> 00:16:21,583
Great.
422
00:16:21,585 --> 00:16:23,586
Oh, w-wow. They got tuna fish.
423
00:16:23,588 --> 00:16:26,688
- Yeah.
- But, oh, but there's no can opener.
424
00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:29,371
Hey-hey, Mike, if-if you ask
for something like tuna fish,
425
00:16:29,373 --> 00:16:31,427
do you have to put
something like a can opener
426
00:16:31,429 --> 00:16:33,062
on the rider, as well? Because,
427
00:16:33,064 --> 00:16:35,197
otherwise, how is he
gonna open the tuna fish?
428
00:16:35,199 --> 00:16:37,669
Yeah, and, uh, I hate
to say this out loud...
429
00:16:37,671 --> 00:16:39,370
I'm a little embarrassed...
but we're not at a level
430
00:16:39,372 --> 00:16:41,703
where we would get that
kind of accommodation.
431
00:16:41,705 --> 00:16:44,607
The big dogs, they get a tuna
guy. We're just not there yet.
432
00:16:44,609 --> 00:16:46,549
Well, I don't know. I-I
don't think it's asking
433
00:16:46,551 --> 00:16:48,048
- too much, really.
- What the hell are you guys talking about?
434
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,446
- Tuna.
- There's no can opener for the tuna.
435
00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:52,097
Well, shit, there should be.
436
00:16:52,099 --> 00:16:53,171
We could do what we do at home, which is
437
00:16:53,173 --> 00:16:54,829
throw it against the
wall until one pops.
438
00:16:54,831 --> 00:16:56,918
Nah, I don't want to trash the room.
439
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:59,165
You guys got catering
out the door to the right,
440
00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:01,112
and you have the meet
and greet in half an hour.
441
00:17:01,114 --> 00:17:02,324
- You good?
- Meet and greet. Okay,
442
00:17:02,326 --> 00:17:04,326
I've never done one of
those, but should be easy.
443
00:17:04,328 --> 00:17:07,863
Hey, you want me to
bring any sluts back here?
444
00:17:07,865 --> 00:17:09,866
- You know?
- N-No.
445
00:17:09,868 --> 00:17:11,566
All good.
446
00:17:11,568 --> 00:17:13,069
All right, holler if you need me.
447
00:17:13,071 --> 00:17:14,337
- Thanks, man.
- Thank you, sir.
448
00:17:14,339 --> 00:17:16,037
I think we're here really early.
449
00:17:16,039 --> 00:17:17,407
Don't steal them.
450
00:17:17,409 --> 00:17:20,042
I'm not steal... They're
here for us to take.
451
00:17:20,044 --> 00:17:21,863
- To eat here.
- I'm gonna run out
452
00:17:21,865 --> 00:17:24,414
to the car and get my thank
you notes and Dave's gift.
453
00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:27,720
- I'll be back.
- Oh, right, right. Yeah, all right.
454
00:17:29,353 --> 00:17:31,521
So, Elliot,
455
00:17:31,523 --> 00:17:35,323
what made you move out to L.A.?
456
00:17:35,325 --> 00:17:37,763
I mean, what's the story there?
457
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:40,989
Well, you know me, born and
raised in West Philadelphia.
458
00:17:40,991 --> 00:17:43,515
- Sure.
- Spent most of my days on the playground,
459
00:17:43,517 --> 00:17:47,370
you know, chilling, relaxing, cool,
460
00:17:47,372 --> 00:17:49,671
shooting basketball after school.
461
00:17:49,673 --> 00:17:51,741
You boys love basketball.
462
00:17:51,743 --> 00:17:54,377
But then a couple of guys
who were up to no good
463
00:17:54,379 --> 00:17:57,441
started making trouble all
in my neighborhood and stuff.
464
00:17:57,443 --> 00:18:00,867
I got in one little eensy-weensy
fight and my mom got all scared,
465
00:18:00,869 --> 00:18:04,887
so she moved me out to L.A.
with my uncle in Bel Air.
466
00:18:04,889 --> 00:18:07,523
Oh, I thought you
lived in West Hollywood?
467
00:18:15,065 --> 00:18:16,899
Hey.
468
00:18:16,901 --> 00:18:20,168
How you guys doing? All right,
I'm here to meet and greet.
469
00:18:20,170 --> 00:18:21,838
- Get in here. Yeah.
- Uh, oh, oh, okay.
470
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,072
- Give me a hug. How you doing?
- Okay.
471
00:18:24,074 --> 00:18:26,542
- Uh, uh, can-can you sign my cast?
- Oh, yeah.
472
00:18:26,544 --> 00:18:28,878
I have a Sharpie, actually,
for this very thing.
473
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,475
Hmm. My signature.
474
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:33,569
I haven't even figured out my sig yet.
475
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,583
Let me just...
476
00:18:34,585 --> 00:18:36,218
You know what?
477
00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:37,876
I'm gonna "Command-Z"
this and start over.
478
00:18:37,878 --> 00:18:39,722
That's actually my sister.
She loves you, man.
479
00:18:39,724 --> 00:18:41,378
- Okay, cool.
- Yeah,
480
00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:43,025
if you, like, brought her
back to your trailer,
481
00:18:43,027 --> 00:18:45,227
you could do whatever
you want to her probably.
482
00:18:45,229 --> 00:18:46,845
That's the weirdest...
483
00:18:46,847 --> 00:18:48,630
T-There's, uh, no need to even...
484
00:18:48,632 --> 00:18:50,966
- Hey, bro. How are you?
- Nice to meet you. Good.
485
00:18:50,968 --> 00:18:53,422
- All right. Yeah?
- No lie, I've killed to your shit, bro.
486
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:56,438
- What did you say?
- I've killed to your shit.
487
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:58,874
What-what the fuck does that
mean? You've killed to my shit?
488
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,810
I'm a sniper in Afghanistan.
489
00:19:00,812 --> 00:19:02,945
- Hey. Hi.
- Why are you guys in this line?
490
00:19:02,947 --> 00:19:05,147
- What the hell are you doing?
- Well, we've met Dave,
491
00:19:05,149 --> 00:19:07,783
- but we haven't met Lil Dicky.
- Here.
492
00:19:07,785 --> 00:19:09,819
What is this? You
brought me a plant? Why?
493
00:19:09,821 --> 00:19:11,740
- It's for good luck.
- It doesn't flower.
494
00:19:11,742 --> 00:19:13,723
- Okay.
- Uh, 2-5-6, uh...
495
00:19:13,725 --> 00:19:15,157
- What are you... I don't...
- 3-5, uh...
496
00:19:15,159 --> 00:19:16,425
- 9...
- Your cell phone number?
497
00:19:16,427 --> 00:19:18,460
- Y-Yeah.
- Oh, that's of no use to me.
498
00:19:18,462 --> 00:19:20,228
I'm not gonna
499
00:19:20,230 --> 00:19:22,317
- reach out and...
- Yeah...
500
00:19:22,319 --> 00:19:23,988
- Hey, not to be creepy...
- Yeah?
501
00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:25,524
But I think my girlfriend
502
00:19:25,526 --> 00:19:27,168
would like it if you'd sign
my dick. Can you do that?
503
00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:28,690
- What the fuck?
- Will you sign my dick?
504
00:19:28,692 --> 00:19:30,563
Like draw even, like, a dick on my dick.
505
00:19:30,565 --> 00:19:31,940
Definitely not. Dude,
there are so many...
506
00:19:31,942 --> 00:19:33,418
What are you doing? Pull
your fucking pants up.
507
00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:34,610
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
508
00:19:34,612 --> 00:19:36,611
Definitely not gonna sign
your dick right now. No way.
509
00:19:36,613 --> 00:19:38,281
Oh. After?
510
00:19:38,283 --> 00:19:40,483
If you want to stick around
after, meet me in, like,
511
00:19:40,485 --> 00:19:42,784
- where the parking lot area is, uh, yeah...
- That'd be awesome.
512
00:19:42,786 --> 00:19:44,352
Oh, do the... do this, with the-the...
513
00:19:44,354 --> 00:19:46,354
- Mom, really? It's a small penis.
- Yeah.
514
00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:48,623
- Oh, is that what it is?
- No. No.
515
00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:49,992
I'm a day one Dickhead.
516
00:19:49,994 --> 00:19:52,313
I'm talking the "Banana
Cream Pudding" era.
517
00:19:52,315 --> 00:19:54,639
Oh, my God, you like that
song? That song sucks.
518
00:19:54,641 --> 00:19:57,032
Really? It's just like
all your shit to me, man.
519
00:19:57,034 --> 00:19:58,136
It's just funny.
520
00:20:06,758 --> 00:20:08,615
- Yo, Mike.
- Yo.
521
00:20:08,617 --> 00:20:10,683
- What is this tweet?
- What?
522
00:20:10,685 --> 00:20:12,452
"Hitting the stage
soon, gonna get litty"?
523
00:20:12,454 --> 00:20:14,821
- Yeah, cool. Is that cool?
- No.
524
00:20:14,823 --> 00:20:16,310
It's, like, why would
you take the liberty
525
00:20:16,312 --> 00:20:17,711
to tweet before my first concert ever?
526
00:20:17,713 --> 00:20:19,780
I had an entire thing
planned. You just ruined it.
527
00:20:19,782 --> 00:20:21,710
Well, you'd said we
can't let social go dark.
528
00:20:21,712 --> 00:20:22,784
I totally agree with that.
529
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,753
I would have loved to
have had the opportunity
530
00:20:24,755 --> 00:20:26,859
to tweet about my concert myself.
531
00:20:26,861 --> 00:20:29,712
It's my first concert. Like, I
need to do these things myself.
532
00:20:29,714 --> 00:20:31,171
- Okay.
- And, like, you clearly
533
00:20:31,173 --> 00:20:32,671
don't even have a grasp
of my social voice.
534
00:20:32,673 --> 00:20:34,239
I would never say anything like that.
535
00:20:34,241 --> 00:20:36,008
I mean, I... I don't
know, I mean, we do say
536
00:20:36,010 --> 00:20:37,442
some of the same stuff
sometimes, you know?
537
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:38,943
Like, I... Well-well, you say "litty".
538
00:20:38,945 --> 00:20:40,144
No, I never say "litty".
539
00:20:40,146 --> 00:20:41,980
- Okay. I...
- And if you ever
540
00:20:41,982 --> 00:20:44,005
want to do something like
that, just check in with me.
541
00:20:44,007 --> 00:20:45,284
- Just be more communicative. Like...
- Okay.
542
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,286
- Yeah, I had a whole plan.
- Okay.
543
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:48,819
I will ask permission.
544
00:20:48,821 --> 00:20:50,090
- Okay, thank you.
- Okay.
545
00:20:50,092 --> 00:20:51,355
What is the attitude about?
546
00:20:51,357 --> 00:20:54,058
I don't ha... Dave, I
don't have an attitude.
547
00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:55,851
You're really hot right now, so...
548
00:20:55,853 --> 00:20:57,828
- Where are my parents?
- I don't know where your mom is,
549
00:20:57,830 --> 00:21:00,198
but your dad is roaming the
building looking for cake.
550
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,200
- Okay...
- Yo, ho, ho!
551
00:21:02,202 --> 00:21:04,702
- Yo, what up, Burd?
- What's up, dude?
552
00:21:04,704 --> 00:21:06,281
- This is awesome.
- What's up?
553
00:21:06,283 --> 00:21:08,474
- Man, look at this spread.
- What's up, guys?
554
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:09,731
What?
555
00:21:09,733 --> 00:21:11,242
Hey, man. What's going on? Mm.
556
00:21:11,244 --> 00:21:12,944
- Yeah, looks good.
- What's up? Fresh.
557
00:21:12,946 --> 00:21:14,645
- Man, thank you.
- Oof.
558
00:21:14,647 --> 00:21:17,040
What up, Elliot? You too
big-time to say hi to us now?
559
00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:19,151
Pretty much.
560
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,219
- My man.
- Yo.
561
00:21:21,221 --> 00:21:23,989
Rob's down at will call, says
his name's not on the list.
562
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:26,090
- Really? Mike. Mike.
- Yeah.
563
00:21:26,092 --> 00:21:28,359
- Yeah.
- Rob?
564
00:21:28,361 --> 00:21:29,894
His name's not on the list or something?
565
00:21:29,896 --> 00:21:31,529
- He's at will call.
- Yeah, he's not on.
566
00:21:31,531 --> 00:21:34,076
- His name's not on the list? Okay.
- No.
567
00:21:34,078 --> 00:21:36,334
So, can you go deal with that? Grab him?
568
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:37,892
I don't know, it's probably
faster, just go grab him.
569
00:21:37,894 --> 00:21:40,147
- You want me to go get him in?
- Yeah, well, yeah. Of course.
570
00:21:40,149 --> 00:21:41,506
- Like...
- Dave, I have, like, a million things to do
571
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:43,065
before the show.
I haven't eaten in, like, a day.
572
00:21:43,067 --> 00:21:44,209
It's like, I wouldn't ask you to do this
573
00:21:44,211 --> 00:21:45,544
if it was already,
like, properly handled.
574
00:21:45,546 --> 00:21:47,913
- It's part of the job. Can you just... ?
- Okay. I'll-I'll go get him.
575
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,280
- Thanks, man.
- Yeah, no doubt, dude.
576
00:21:49,282 --> 00:21:51,749
Hey, uh, you guys got any Stella here?
577
00:21:51,751 --> 00:21:53,451
I don't know, man.
578
00:21:53,453 --> 00:21:55,252
Like, whatever you see is what we have.
579
00:21:55,254 --> 00:21:56,855
Well, can you get some?
580
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,112
Dude, it's his show.
581
00:21:58,114 --> 00:22:00,337
He can get us whatever
we want. Come on, Dave.
582
00:22:00,339 --> 00:22:01,893
You can whatever we
want. Are you kidding me?
583
00:22:01,895 --> 00:22:03,327
- Look at this.
- Yeah,
584
00:22:03,329 --> 00:22:04,596
Dave will do whatever you want.
585
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,001
Okay, I need everybody to
just leave the room right now.
586
00:22:10,003 --> 00:22:11,903
Everybody leave.
587
00:22:11,905 --> 00:22:12,966
- Really?
- Us?
588
00:22:12,968 --> 00:22:14,455
Yeah, I need you guys
to leave. Yeah, I'm sorry.
589
00:22:14,457 --> 00:22:16,158
I need sp... You came
too late. I need space.
590
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,369
Everyone, please just go. Please go.
591
00:22:17,371 --> 00:22:18,743
All right... Y-You know what,
absolutely. That's right.
592
00:22:18,745 --> 00:22:20,571
You guys... E-Everyone, get
out. You guys got to get out.
593
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:21,847
- Let's go.
- I need you to go. You came too late.
594
00:22:21,849 --> 00:22:23,304
- Like, it's too much.
- Okay, we'll handle...
595
00:22:23,306 --> 00:22:24,995
- Please, yeah.
- Well, hey, can I still get some Stella?
596
00:22:24,997 --> 00:22:26,087
Yeah, I don't know, man.
597
00:22:26,089 --> 00:22:27,581
What the fuck kind of question is that?
598
00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:29,398
I was just...
599
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,756
Guys, uh, everyone's out.
600
00:22:30,758 --> 00:22:31,823
Let's go.
601
00:22:31,825 --> 00:22:33,458
Can I take the snacks with me?
602
00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:36,094
Hey. Thank you.
603
00:22:36,096 --> 00:22:39,364
Yeah, I-I do need you
guys to go, too, though.
604
00:22:39,366 --> 00:22:42,936
I just, like, need a minute to myself.
605
00:22:57,917 --> 00:23:02,487
♪ The sun will explode and
engulf the whole globe ♪
606
00:23:02,489 --> 00:23:05,123
♪ We won't even feel it ♪
607
00:23:05,125 --> 00:23:08,630
♪ Burn us. ♪
608
00:23:12,165 --> 00:23:14,406
Okay.
609
00:23:14,408 --> 00:23:17,282
Thank you everybody who participated.
610
00:23:17,284 --> 00:23:19,938
We want Burd! We want Burd!
611
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:23,075
We want Burd! We want Burd!
612
00:23:23,077 --> 00:23:26,975
We want Burd! We want
Burd! We want Burd!
613
00:23:26,977 --> 00:23:28,779
All right, well,
614
00:23:28,781 --> 00:23:31,282
whoever this Burd is, come on up!
615
00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:34,920
We want Burd! We want
Burd! We want Burd!
616
00:23:34,922 --> 00:23:37,763
- Burd is such an idiot.
- He looks so stupid.
617
00:23:37,765 --> 00:23:39,493
Burd.
618
00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:55,677
Hey. You got this.
619
00:23:55,679 --> 00:23:57,843
This is what we do.
620
00:23:57,845 --> 00:23:59,443
You seem stressed.
621
00:23:59,445 --> 00:24:01,448
Let me take your mind off things.
622
00:24:21,068 --> 00:24:22,701
Nothing?
623
00:24:22,703 --> 00:24:26,637
Well, lucky for you, you're
just in time for the 8:15 fart.
624
00:24:26,639 --> 00:24:30,040
All aboard!
625
00:24:31,979 --> 00:24:33,969
Geez, tough crowd.
626
00:24:33,971 --> 00:24:35,713
Playing hardball tonight, I see.
627
00:24:35,715 --> 00:24:38,819
Well, how about this?
628
00:24:47,394 --> 00:24:49,361
That was amazing.
629
00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:51,258
- You liked it?
- Liked it? I loved it.
630
00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:53,999
You put your head in a vat
of lo mein. I was so stressed
631
00:24:54,001 --> 00:24:55,200
before you showed up.
632
00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:57,222
I forgot you're the
funniest kid on the planet.
633
00:24:57,224 --> 00:24:59,113
Would you do it one more time for me,
634
00:24:59,115 --> 00:25:01,539
just to get my mind off things?
635
00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:03,340
Yeah.
636
00:25:43,317 --> 00:25:45,486
_
637
00:26:12,812 --> 00:26:15,448
Hey. Kill it.
638
00:27:44,604 --> 00:27:47,508
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