1 00:00:01,714 --> 00:00:04,620 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:04,620 --> 00:00:07,659 ♪ I want to know ♪ 3 00:00:07,659 --> 00:00:10,732 ♪ I want to know... ♪ 4 00:00:12,669 --> 00:00:14,740 Yeah, and he would be resp-- have to speak at your funeral 5 00:00:14,740 --> 00:00:16,409 or something like that. 6 00:00:16,409 --> 00:00:18,346 I would've been perfectly fine with that. 7 00:00:18,346 --> 00:00:19,716 - (Kimmel laughs) - Except the death thing, you know. 8 00:00:19,716 --> 00:00:21,352 KIMMEL: Yeah, except for the death. 9 00:00:21,352 --> 00:00:22,087 - Yeah, that would be no good. - Yeah. 10 00:00:22,087 --> 00:00:23,089 ♪ ♪ 11 00:00:23,089 --> 00:00:24,392 ♪ I gotta be ♪ 12 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:26,062 ♪ Everything ♪ 13 00:00:26,062 --> 00:00:27,732 ♪ That I could be ♪ 14 00:00:27,732 --> 00:00:29,168 ♪ I gotta do this thing ♪ 15 00:00:29,168 --> 00:00:30,705 ♪ Honestly ♪ 16 00:00:30,705 --> 00:00:32,474 ♪ Why can't I do it all? ♪ 17 00:00:32,474 --> 00:00:34,245 ♪ Honestly ♪ 18 00:00:34,245 --> 00:00:36,082 ♪ I bet I shock 'em when I drop ♪ 19 00:00:36,082 --> 00:00:37,586 ♪ I know they probably think I'm washed ♪ 20 00:00:37,586 --> 00:00:39,355 ♪ I'm kettle cookin' with the chip ♪ 21 00:00:39,355 --> 00:00:41,059 ♪ It's on my shoulders till we win ♪ 22 00:00:41,059 --> 00:00:42,562 ♪ I'm getting older by the minute ♪ 23 00:00:42,562 --> 00:00:44,499 ♪ I've really had it up to here ♪ 24 00:00:44,499 --> 00:00:46,202 ♪ They always looking like they're winging it ♪ 25 00:00:46,202 --> 00:00:47,706 ♪ I've been planning every meal ♪ 26 00:00:47,706 --> 00:00:49,375 ♪ Got me sippin' on this beer, ooh ♪ 27 00:00:49,375 --> 00:00:51,246 ♪ And I don't even fuck with beer ♪ 28 00:00:51,246 --> 00:00:52,849 ♪ No, I need some water and ideas, yeah ♪ 29 00:00:52,849 --> 00:00:54,686 ♪ I gotta start to make it clear, uh ♪ 30 00:00:54,686 --> 00:00:56,557 ♪ I'm kind of peeping all the fallacy ♪ 31 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,393 ♪ I'm powered by the people doubting me ♪ 32 00:00:58,393 --> 00:01:00,130 ♪ I had to eat it like a ton of calories ♪ 33 00:01:00,130 --> 00:01:01,667 ♪ And the analogy is that I'm blowing up ♪ 34 00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:03,470 ♪ But I've been carrying this weight ♪ 35 00:01:03,470 --> 00:01:05,374 ♪ Fuck my old shit, all of it sucked ♪ 36 00:01:05,374 --> 00:01:07,378 ♪ Piss on them records, I shit on them records ♪ 37 00:01:07,378 --> 00:01:09,215 ♪ I thank everybody who saw the potential in me ♪ 38 00:01:09,215 --> 00:01:11,085 ♪ But I still had to get it inevitably ♪ 39 00:01:11,085 --> 00:01:12,689 ♪ If I could, I would sit down and conversate ♪ 40 00:01:12,689 --> 00:01:14,559 ♪ With every hater and try to debate 'em ♪ 41 00:01:14,559 --> 00:01:16,229 ♪ I know it's subjective, but it's my objective ♪ 42 00:01:16,229 --> 00:01:17,464 ♪ To do it so well that it's not. ♪ 43 00:01:17,464 --> 00:01:18,634 - (music stops) - That was the one. 44 00:01:18,634 --> 00:01:20,170 - Man. - That was a good take. 45 00:01:20,170 --> 00:01:21,573 I ain't gonna lie, you in your bag, LD. 46 00:01:21,573 --> 00:01:22,709 This has been, what, the most productive month 47 00:01:22,709 --> 00:01:24,211 of my life? I own a home. 48 00:01:24,211 --> 00:01:25,581 - (Gata whoops) - What more can I ask for? 49 00:01:25,581 --> 00:01:27,184 You speaking your truth into existence. 50 00:01:27,184 --> 00:01:28,186 - Thank you. - Yeah, Chuck. Really speaking 51 00:01:28,186 --> 00:01:29,556 your truth into existence. 52 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:30,725 Especially when you're lying to everyone 53 00:01:30,725 --> 00:01:32,127 on national television. 54 00:01:32,127 --> 00:01:33,330 DAVE: What are you referring to? 55 00:01:33,330 --> 00:01:34,833 Jimmy Kimmel? 56 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:36,269 I didn't lie on Jimmy Kimmel, you can go replay 57 00:01:36,269 --> 00:01:37,505 all that footage, I didn't lie once. 58 00:01:37,505 --> 00:01:38,608 He just twisted facts. 59 00:01:38,608 --> 00:01:40,177 I didn't twist any facts. 60 00:01:40,177 --> 00:01:41,614 - I didn't. - Chuck, you sound like Trump. 61 00:01:41,614 --> 00:01:43,584 I omitted, like, some details, but he didn't ask 62 00:01:43,584 --> 00:01:44,820 the questions that would've... 63 00:01:44,820 --> 00:01:46,690 - (laughing) - I really did, like, 64 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,561 learn a lot about life from that whole experience. 65 00:01:48,561 --> 00:01:50,565 And I have a whole new lens that I see the world through. 66 00:01:50,565 --> 00:01:52,769 From here on out, honesty. 67 00:01:52,769 --> 00:01:55,875 On that note, earlier today, I did tell you that a boner 68 00:01:55,875 --> 00:01:58,313 was called a boner because a man has a bone that, like, 69 00:01:58,313 --> 00:01:59,549 comes out of his pelvis when he's excited. 70 00:01:59,549 --> 00:02:00,818 It's not true. 71 00:02:00,818 --> 00:02:02,522 Dick isn't made of bones. It's, like, 72 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:04,826 - all meat. - Oh. Okay. 73 00:02:04,826 --> 00:02:06,262 All right, I need you guys to leave. 74 00:02:06,262 --> 00:02:07,599 I'm getting ready for Robyn. 75 00:02:07,599 --> 00:02:08,901 Chuck, how long is she gonna stay here? 76 00:02:08,901 --> 00:02:11,272 I don't know, two weeks. 77 00:02:11,272 --> 00:02:12,308 - Two weeks?! - Yeah. 78 00:02:12,308 --> 00:02:13,611 Are you insane? 79 00:02:13,611 --> 00:02:15,247 Two weeks, it's like a honeymoon length. 80 00:02:15,247 --> 00:02:16,784 I couldn't be more excited, honestly. 81 00:02:16,784 --> 00:02:19,221 What if she's not even what you remember her to be? 82 00:02:19,221 --> 00:02:20,825 You barely know this girl. 83 00:02:20,825 --> 00:02:23,263 Man, that shit happened to me one time, I was fucking 84 00:02:23,263 --> 00:02:24,365 with this Arabian bitch, man. 85 00:02:24,365 --> 00:02:26,202 I thought she was gonna be cool. 86 00:02:26,202 --> 00:02:27,939 But she gonna text me the next day talking about alimony. 87 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:30,177 How you get pregnant in one day? 88 00:02:30,177 --> 00:02:32,281 Gata, I have no idea what you're talking about, 89 00:02:32,281 --> 00:02:33,718 but this is not that. 90 00:02:33,718 --> 00:02:35,755 I, like, know this girl. I talk to her, we text. 91 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:37,291 If you heard the voice mail she left when she thought 92 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:38,928 I was dead, you would understand. 93 00:02:38,928 --> 00:02:40,631 So you talk to her about everything, right? 94 00:02:40,631 --> 00:02:41,700 She know about the death scam and all that, huh? 95 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:43,771 Never call it the death scam. 96 00:02:43,771 --> 00:02:46,275 Right? Let's refer to the death... 97 00:02:46,275 --> 00:02:48,714 thing as a totally different thing 98 00:02:48,714 --> 00:02:50,551 that never even is vocalized. 99 00:02:50,551 --> 00:02:52,388 And, uh, no, I have not, 100 00:02:52,388 --> 00:02:54,593 but, like, I will. I just, like, don't want to start off 101 00:02:54,593 --> 00:02:56,195 with that conversation, but... 102 00:02:56,195 --> 00:02:58,199 I'm getting to a fresh new start too, man. 103 00:02:58,199 --> 00:02:59,435 You ain't gonna believe this, nigga. 104 00:02:59,435 --> 00:03:00,772 I ain't had sex in, like, two weeks. 105 00:03:00,772 --> 00:03:02,307 You know? 106 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:03,711 I even started beating my shit again. 107 00:03:03,711 --> 00:03:05,848 Beating your shit? What, like jerking off? 108 00:03:05,848 --> 00:03:07,552 GATA: Yeah, jacking off, dawg. 109 00:03:07,552 --> 00:03:09,321 What? You weren't jerking off before? 110 00:03:09,321 --> 00:03:11,392 I ain't jerked off since, like, 12th grade or some shit. 111 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:13,329 12th grade? You haven't jerked off in, like, 112 00:03:13,329 --> 00:03:14,432 - 20 years? - That's insane. 113 00:03:14,432 --> 00:03:16,436 It's way too many hoes out here 114 00:03:16,436 --> 00:03:18,507 for a nigga to just be jacking off like that, bro. 115 00:03:18,507 --> 00:03:20,545 Whoa, whoa, whoa, please be careful about the roses 116 00:03:20,545 --> 00:03:21,880 on the way out. They're perfectly... 117 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,519 Chuck. Chuck, this is crazy. 118 00:03:24,519 --> 00:03:25,988 You're gonna freak this girl out. 119 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:28,293 Unless you want her to be your actual girlfriend, 120 00:03:28,293 --> 00:03:29,696 - and then I think it's gonna freak you out. - (doorbell rings) 121 00:03:29,696 --> 00:03:31,365 Chuck, it's finally the point 122 00:03:31,365 --> 00:03:32,769 in your life where you, like, ju-- 123 00:03:32,769 --> 00:03:34,906 What are you doing? You could just be like... 124 00:03:34,906 --> 00:03:36,275 - Hello? - MAN: It's Amazon. 125 00:03:36,275 --> 00:03:37,512 Dropping off a package. 126 00:03:37,512 --> 00:03:38,948 Okay, coming right up. 127 00:03:38,948 --> 00:03:40,350 - (stammers) - One more time. 128 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:41,352 - Is it open? - (lock buzzes) 129 00:03:41,352 --> 00:03:42,689 Thank you. 130 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:43,924 Satin sheets. 131 00:03:44,993 --> 00:03:47,599 I'm gonna have to cancel the beach thing tomorrow. 132 00:03:47,599 --> 00:03:49,503 No, no, no, Chuck, you can't cancel it. 133 00:03:49,503 --> 00:03:51,840 The beach is, like, overrated and one-dimensionally textured 134 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,511 anyways. Like, I have to... 135 00:03:53,511 --> 00:03:54,913 Bro, you gotta come to the beach, dawg. 136 00:03:54,913 --> 00:03:56,917 You out of pocket, you doing way too much. 137 00:03:56,917 --> 00:03:58,721 - All these roses and shit? - Guys, I will see you later. 138 00:03:58,721 --> 00:04:00,758 - Okay? - What, you're just canceling plans on us? 139 00:04:00,758 --> 00:04:02,562 I can't neglect her on the first day. 140 00:04:02,562 --> 00:04:04,699 Nigga switched up, all over a bitch. 141 00:04:04,699 --> 00:04:06,904 (gate opens, closes) 142 00:04:06,904 --> 00:04:08,974 ♪ ♪ 143 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:15,020 (sighing) 144 00:04:21,733 --> 00:04:23,771 ♪ ♪ 145 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:28,446 No, I left his food in the sink to thaw out. 146 00:04:28,446 --> 00:04:29,583 And then you just give him a cup. 147 00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:31,753 Yeah. Thank you so much. 148 00:04:31,753 --> 00:04:33,824 (beeps, rings) 149 00:04:35,795 --> 00:04:36,763 DAVE: Hello? 150 00:04:36,763 --> 00:04:37,866 Hi. 151 00:04:37,866 --> 00:04:39,769 I'm buzzing you in. 152 00:04:39,769 --> 00:04:40,972 (lock buzzes) 153 00:04:40,972 --> 00:04:43,544 Holy shit. 154 00:04:44,779 --> 00:04:46,583 This is-- Ugh. 155 00:04:46,583 --> 00:04:47,819 Hi. 156 00:04:47,819 --> 00:04:49,623 Hey, girl. 157 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,092 - Come in. - Hey. 158 00:04:51,092 --> 00:04:53,497 Your house is... sick. 159 00:04:53,497 --> 00:04:57,037 Can you believe you only have to put 20% of the money down? 160 00:04:57,037 --> 00:04:58,841 - Yeah, a mortgage. - Yeah. 161 00:04:58,841 --> 00:05:00,978 I had no idea. It's like, you only need to be so wealthy. 162 00:05:00,978 --> 00:05:02,515 - That is exciting, actually. Yeah. - Yeah. 163 00:05:02,515 --> 00:05:04,418 - Well, welcome. - Thanks. 164 00:05:04,418 --> 00:05:06,623 Benjamin Moore, "the professional's choice." 165 00:05:06,623 --> 00:05:09,529 - On the paint. - Oh, my God. 166 00:05:09,529 --> 00:05:11,667 - Wow, we're, uh, we're here. 167 00:05:11,667 --> 00:05:12,936 - Yeah. - Look at us. 168 00:05:12,936 --> 00:05:14,471 Here we are. In person. 169 00:05:18,514 --> 00:05:20,417 - Uh... - I'm so happy you're here. 170 00:05:20,417 --> 00:05:21,753 - Hi. Hi. - I really am so happy you're here. 171 00:05:21,753 --> 00:05:23,991 - Hello. - Yeah. 172 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,360 - (laughs) - I thought we were kissing. 173 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,364 Yeah, I-I-- you're alive. 174 00:05:27,364 --> 00:05:28,934 I thought you were dead, so this is... 175 00:05:28,934 --> 00:05:32,509 Um, let's fucking unwind or something. 176 00:05:32,509 --> 00:05:34,613 - Let's-let's celebrate. Okay. - Let's celebrate. 177 00:05:34,613 --> 00:05:36,048 - Should we drink? - Drink? 178 00:05:36,048 --> 00:05:37,619 Is that such a-- is that weird to just throw out 179 00:05:37,619 --> 00:05:38,654 - right-right away? - Uh... 180 00:05:38,654 --> 00:05:40,423 Wine? Is that...? 181 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:43,096 Wine? Uh, don't often carry wine, 182 00:05:43,096 --> 00:05:45,133 - but I might have something over here. - Okay. 183 00:05:45,133 --> 00:05:46,637 - Uh... - Wow. 184 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:48,106 I think there's some wine over here. 185 00:05:48,106 --> 00:05:50,778 Honestly, you can just take whatever you want. 186 00:05:50,778 --> 00:05:52,414 Need a pair of nice new headphones? 187 00:05:52,414 --> 00:05:55,555 I-- that's-- What are these here for? 188 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:57,057 Oh, these brands, they just send me all this shit 189 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:59,061 'cause my birthday's this week, so it's like... 190 00:05:59,061 --> 00:06:00,998 - That's what's going on. - It's your birthday this week? 191 00:06:00,998 --> 00:06:02,502 It is, yeah. 192 00:06:02,502 --> 00:06:04,773 Why wouldn't you tell me that? Fuck. 193 00:06:04,773 --> 00:06:06,743 I don't even like attention on my birthday. 194 00:06:06,743 --> 00:06:08,514 - I hate it. - Okay. 195 00:06:08,514 --> 00:06:09,883 I hate everyone, like, looking at you, 196 00:06:09,883 --> 00:06:11,520 expecting you to be, like, this unreasonable 197 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,156 level of happy, it's just... 198 00:06:13,156 --> 00:06:14,960 - It's your birthday this... - Well, doesn't matter. 199 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,997 How can I get you this wine? There is a store. 200 00:06:16,997 --> 00:06:19,101 - Okay. - We can go there. 201 00:06:19,101 --> 00:06:22,007 - (chuckles) - I'm more of like a weed smoker. 202 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:24,478 - Do you smoke? - (stammers) No, I don't-- 203 00:06:24,478 --> 00:06:26,182 - I'll... Okay. - I'm gonna get weed for myself. 204 00:06:26,182 --> 00:06:27,752 You have the wine. We'll escape our bodies at the same time. 205 00:06:27,752 --> 00:06:28,988 And it's gonna be pretty incredible. 206 00:06:28,988 --> 00:06:30,925 - Okay. - (footsteps retreating) 207 00:06:30,925 --> 00:06:32,729 (whispers): What the fuck? 208 00:06:32,729 --> 00:06:34,431 MIKE: So, publicity-wise, 209 00:06:34,431 --> 00:06:36,068 in the past month, I think we've got a lot done. 210 00:06:36,068 --> 00:06:37,104 So I think we're being very productive. 211 00:06:37,104 --> 00:06:38,607 So it's working, for sure. 212 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:39,976 Yeah, yeah, Kimmel went well. 213 00:06:39,976 --> 00:06:41,713 So, I'm assuming he trusts me more now. 214 00:06:41,713 --> 00:06:44,953 He did say he felt managed. 215 00:06:44,953 --> 00:06:46,823 Well, that sounds like a management issue. 216 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:51,165 Yeah. Look, Dave is really starting to trust you. 217 00:06:51,165 --> 00:06:53,604 - Great. - But he wants to 218 00:06:53,604 --> 00:06:55,608 live his honest truth. 219 00:06:55,608 --> 00:06:58,614 Mm. Honest-- well, that's after he faked his own death? 220 00:06:58,614 --> 00:07:00,818 - Well, we did talk about that. - (scoffs) 221 00:07:00,818 --> 00:07:02,655 You know, th-the rats on the bus, 222 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:04,191 - that was actually a real thing. - Please. Please, please, please. 223 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:06,062 Come on. I'm a publicist. I know an attention grab 224 00:07:06,062 --> 00:07:07,932 when I see one. I make them for a living. 225 00:07:07,932 --> 00:07:09,803 We just, we just want to get away from that... 226 00:07:09,803 --> 00:07:11,205 - Mm. - That thing, you know? 227 00:07:11,205 --> 00:07:12,909 It's a-- yech-- story. It's a yucky story. 228 00:07:12,909 --> 00:07:14,679 - Right. - And Dave's very sensitive about it. 229 00:07:14,679 --> 00:07:15,815 You know I love Dave. Right? 230 00:07:15,815 --> 00:07:17,084 - Yeah. - And I love a challenge. 231 00:07:17,084 --> 00:07:19,188 I love you guys. That's why I took you on. 232 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:21,058 But your client is a child. 233 00:07:21,058 --> 00:07:24,766 I mean, last time he was here he was playing with putty. 234 00:07:24,766 --> 00:07:26,469 That's for his ADD. That's actually not Silly Putty. 235 00:07:26,469 --> 00:07:27,772 That's prescribed. 236 00:07:27,772 --> 00:07:29,041 Okay, but it stuck his pocket closed. 237 00:07:29,041 --> 00:07:30,210 And he couldn't open it. 238 00:07:30,210 --> 00:07:31,847 - Yeah. - Just, we have to be able 239 00:07:31,847 --> 00:07:33,617 to control him and, you know, not let him... 240 00:07:33,617 --> 00:07:35,487 I can't control Dave, Ava. 241 00:07:35,487 --> 00:07:39,929 I can't control anything in my life. Y-- He's... 242 00:07:39,929 --> 00:07:41,165 I... 243 00:07:41,165 --> 00:07:42,635 (inhales sharply) 244 00:07:42,635 --> 00:07:45,473 But you have me now, Mike. Okay? 245 00:07:46,910 --> 00:07:48,914 We're gonna do this together. 246 00:07:50,885 --> 00:07:51,987 Great. 247 00:07:53,657 --> 00:07:55,093 Great. 248 00:07:55,928 --> 00:07:57,732 I think I'd like to get coffee with you sometime, 249 00:07:57,732 --> 00:07:59,502 outside of-- or, I mean, we would do business, 250 00:07:59,502 --> 00:08:01,540 but I mean, outside of this office 'cause I don't... 251 00:08:01,540 --> 00:08:02,942 - (phone chimes) - Oh, you know what? I have another meeting. 252 00:08:02,942 --> 00:08:05,113 Sorry. Our conversation was great, though. 253 00:08:05,113 --> 00:08:06,883 - Awesome. Loved it. - It was very productive. 254 00:08:06,883 --> 00:08:08,186 - And I will... - Let me get out of here. 255 00:08:08,186 --> 00:08:10,725 - ...be in touch. Okay. - Thank you. 256 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:14,164 I'm actually free tonight. 257 00:08:14,164 --> 00:08:15,835 For coffee? 258 00:08:15,835 --> 00:08:18,106 So why don't you come on by and annihilate me? 259 00:08:19,943 --> 00:08:21,747 What? 260 00:08:21,747 --> 00:08:23,650 Not actually, obviously. 261 00:08:23,650 --> 00:08:25,521 But I'm just into role-playing and blurring lines 262 00:08:25,521 --> 00:08:27,692 between consensual and non-consensual. 263 00:08:27,692 --> 00:08:29,294 So, um... 264 00:08:29,294 --> 00:08:32,000 if that interests you at all, 265 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,606 here is my address. 266 00:08:34,606 --> 00:08:36,108 (slaps paper on desk) 267 00:08:38,246 --> 00:08:39,716 11:00 p. m. 268 00:08:39,716 --> 00:08:40,985 Yeah, be easy to get in. 269 00:08:41,987 --> 00:08:43,557 Okay. 270 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:45,594 - (phone rings) - Yeah, put him through. 271 00:08:48,767 --> 00:08:50,170 Can't believe yo 272 00:08:50,170 --> 00:08:51,773 It's your own personal holiday. I love holidays. 273 00:08:51,773 --> 00:08:54,178 I just feel like every year that gets higher, 274 00:08:54,178 --> 00:08:56,248 the number is more and more alarming, 275 00:08:56,248 --> 00:08:57,852 and all I do is think about, like, my place 276 00:08:57,852 --> 00:08:59,856 in the world, and, like, my-my standing. 277 00:08:59,856 --> 00:09:02,729 No, man, you got to stay in the present, dawg. 278 00:09:02,729 --> 00:09:05,066 - (laughs) Yeah. - I like the present right now, dawg. 279 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:08,072 Yeah. On my 21st birthday, we were doing karaoke, 280 00:09:08,072 --> 00:09:12,648 and I was just, like, ripping "All Star" by Smash Mouth, 281 00:09:12,648 --> 00:09:16,055 (voice fading): and I... whipped my hair into a candle. 282 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,761 And then, my friends were like, "You're-you're on fire," 283 00:09:18,761 --> 00:09:21,165 and I was like, "You're goddamn right I'm on fire." 284 00:09:21,165 --> 00:09:23,604 And I-- I just was, on fire. 285 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:25,808 And then I ended up in the ER. 286 00:09:25,808 --> 00:09:28,747 I, uh... 287 00:09:28,747 --> 00:09:30,751 What are we talking about, again? 288 00:09:30,751 --> 00:09:32,889 - My birthday. - Ah! 289 00:09:32,889 --> 00:09:34,324 Did you just get so high? 290 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:36,061 Yeah, my train of thought just choo-choo'd bye-bye. 291 00:09:36,061 --> 00:09:39,168 - Yeah. - (both giggle) 292 00:09:39,168 --> 00:09:43,811 Should I just take advantage of this vulnerability right now? 293 00:09:43,811 --> 00:09:46,182 - And just rip some questions? - Yeah. 294 00:09:46,182 --> 00:09:48,787 All right, if you need to grill me, I'm ready to be grilled. 295 00:09:48,787 --> 00:09:50,791 - Favorite color? - Sunset orange. 296 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,829 Favorite time of day? 297 00:09:52,829 --> 00:09:54,766 4:57, 'cause of the sunset orange, probably. 298 00:09:54,766 --> 00:09:56,903 Yeah, favorite, uh, animal? 299 00:09:56,903 --> 00:09:58,372 - Elephant. - Elephant? 300 00:09:58,372 --> 00:10:00,043 Yeah. 301 00:10:00,043 --> 00:10:01,646 I knew I liked you. 302 00:10:01,646 --> 00:10:02,849 That's my favorite animal. 303 00:10:02,849 --> 00:10:04,919 I, uh... 304 00:10:04,919 --> 00:10:06,322 ♪ ♪ 305 00:10:06,322 --> 00:10:08,359 I'm sorry. What are we talking about again? 306 00:10:08,359 --> 00:10:10,965 Elephants. 307 00:10:11,967 --> 00:10:14,071 Should we... 308 00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:15,808 You're so high. I keep forgetting. 309 00:10:15,808 --> 00:10:17,077 - Yeah. - You, like, go in-- 310 00:10:17,077 --> 00:10:18,412 You wear it well. Should we keep going? 311 00:10:18,412 --> 00:10:20,083 For the wine? 312 00:10:20,083 --> 00:10:21,953 - Yeah. - What am I doing? 313 00:10:21,953 --> 00:10:23,690 (coughs) 314 00:10:26,162 --> 00:10:29,268 - Are you... Should we... - (coughing rhythmically) 315 00:10:29,268 --> 00:10:31,205 (clucking) 316 00:10:31,205 --> 00:10:32,809 That was... 317 00:10:32,809 --> 00:10:35,881 Oh, my God, please don't come at me like that. 318 00:10:35,881 --> 00:10:37,217 - I need to sit down. - Okay. 319 00:10:37,217 --> 00:10:38,821 I need to sit down. I'm sorry. 320 00:10:38,821 --> 00:10:41,258 - In the street. - What the fuck? 321 00:10:41,258 --> 00:10:43,897 Fully strobe-lighting. 322 00:10:43,897 --> 00:10:45,366 Lin-Manuel Manuel lives down here... 323 00:10:45,366 --> 00:10:46,837 - (dog barking) - (screams) What the fuck?! 324 00:10:46,837 --> 00:10:48,841 OWNER: Hey, Sawyer! Sorry. 325 00:10:48,841 --> 00:10:50,310 He doesn't usually bark at people. 326 00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:52,113 He-- The dog knew. 327 00:10:52,113 --> 00:10:54,151 - Why? - The dog knew what? 328 00:10:54,151 --> 00:10:55,754 I'm sorry. 329 00:10:55,754 --> 00:10:57,758 (chuckles) Don't be. It's okay. 330 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,061 (Dave exhales weakly) 331 00:11:00,029 --> 00:11:02,133 - Okay? - (sighs) 332 00:11:02,133 --> 00:11:03,971 - (groaning) - Oh, let me get your shoes. 333 00:11:03,971 --> 00:11:05,975 These are cool. 334 00:11:05,975 --> 00:11:07,110 Thank you. 335 00:11:07,110 --> 00:11:08,379 You're welcome, Dave. 336 00:11:08,379 --> 00:11:11,887 I-I wrote you a song. 337 00:11:11,887 --> 00:11:13,189 What? 338 00:11:13,189 --> 00:11:14,391 (phone beeps) 339 00:11:14,391 --> 00:11:17,397 ♪ I met a girl ♪ 340 00:11:17,397 --> 00:11:20,336 ♪ Thank God ♪ 341 00:11:20,336 --> 00:11:24,011 ♪ I met a girl ♪ 342 00:11:24,011 --> 00:11:26,950 ♪ Oh, my ♪ 343 00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:30,356 ♪ She makes me feel alive ♪ 344 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:33,897 ♪ She makes me need a life ♪ 345 00:11:33,897 --> 00:11:37,137 ♪ I met a girl ♪ 346 00:11:37,137 --> 00:11:39,474 ♪ Thank God. ♪ 347 00:11:39,474 --> 00:11:41,746 I love it. 348 00:11:41,746 --> 00:11:44,017 I haven't done the verses yet. I will. 349 00:11:44,017 --> 00:11:45,821 The hook is fire. 350 00:11:45,821 --> 00:11:47,424 - (laughs softly) - Don't you think? 351 00:11:47,424 --> 00:11:48,760 It is fire. 352 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,430 (groans) I just need to reboot. 353 00:11:50,430 --> 00:11:51,800 I'll be out. 354 00:11:52,802 --> 00:11:54,171 (sighs) 355 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:55,908 ♪ ♪ 356 00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:03,456 (grunts) 357 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:06,930 It's like an actual dictionary. 358 00:12:06,930 --> 00:12:09,001 (chair whirring) 359 00:12:10,804 --> 00:12:12,407 - (drink splashes) - (mutters) 360 00:12:17,952 --> 00:12:21,158 (doorbell rings) 361 00:12:24,097 --> 00:12:26,937 ALLY: Hi. I was just in the area 362 00:12:26,937 --> 00:12:29,341 and I'm-I'm returning Dave's tennis racket. 363 00:12:29,341 --> 00:12:31,078 - Is he home? - (lock buzzes) 364 00:12:31,078 --> 00:12:33,149 I think it should be open. 365 00:12:33,149 --> 00:12:35,219 (gate closes) 366 00:12:35,219 --> 00:12:37,424 - Hi. Hi. - Hi. 367 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,061 - Robyn? - Yes. 368 00:12:39,061 --> 00:12:41,800 - Ally? I've heard so much about you. - Yes. Hi. 369 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,269 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah. 370 00:12:43,269 --> 00:12:45,106 - Hi. - Hi. 371 00:12:45,106 --> 00:12:47,210 I hope this isn't, uh, weird, or... 372 00:12:47,210 --> 00:12:48,513 Oh, my God, no. 373 00:12:48,513 --> 00:12:50,517 - Sorry, I'm so thirsty. - Yeah... 374 00:12:50,517 --> 00:12:53,389 And is he... Where is he? 375 00:12:53,389 --> 00:12:58,032 Uh, he, uh, got higher than I've seen any human get, 376 00:12:58,032 --> 00:12:59,167 and he passed out. 377 00:12:59,167 --> 00:13:01,372 Wait, he's... he's, like, out? 378 00:13:01,372 --> 00:13:02,842 Yes. 379 00:13:02,842 --> 00:13:04,512 - Very out. - Okay, that's amazing. 380 00:13:04,512 --> 00:13:07,117 - Oh. - I was very stressed about how I was gonna do this. 381 00:13:07,117 --> 00:13:09,454 Okay, so we have a major situation on our hands. 382 00:13:09,454 --> 00:13:12,027 You know how it's his birthday on Thursday? 383 00:13:12,027 --> 00:13:14,398 I am now aware of that, yeah. 384 00:13:14,398 --> 00:13:16,970 Okay, we are throwing him a surprise party tomorrow. 385 00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,372 And it's unmovable. 386 00:13:18,372 --> 00:13:20,911 His parents flew in and Benny is getting this 387 00:13:20,911 --> 00:13:22,515 cheesesteak chef from Philadelphia, 388 00:13:22,515 --> 00:13:24,886 and originally Benny was supposed to get him there. 389 00:13:24,886 --> 00:13:26,990 But that's before we knew that you would be here. 390 00:13:26,990 --> 00:13:30,430 So we're kind of wondering if you can bring him to the party. 391 00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:33,135 Y-Y... Uh, yeah. 392 00:13:33,135 --> 00:13:34,605 - Of course. Yeah. Totally. - Thank you. 393 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:37,611 - I know it's, like, a lot... - Um, what are the... 394 00:13:37,611 --> 00:13:39,214 like, what-what are the details? How should I...? 395 00:13:39,214 --> 00:13:42,555 It's, um, 6:00 at an Airbnb at the beach. 396 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,492 We were just, like, talking about this today. 397 00:13:44,492 --> 00:13:46,997 He was saying he doesn't really like attention on his birthday. 398 00:13:46,997 --> 00:13:48,265 (chuckles) He, like, loves attention. 399 00:13:48,265 --> 00:13:49,434 - He loves attention. - Okay. 400 00:13:49,434 --> 00:13:50,537 On all of the days. 401 00:13:50,537 --> 00:13:52,040 - Every single one. - Yeah. 402 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,877 - Here, give me your... phone. - Yeah. 403 00:13:53,877 --> 00:13:58,887 I am gonna put myself in here as, um, Mike Triangle. 404 00:13:58,887 --> 00:14:02,460 I will just send you, like, the specifics of the location, 405 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:05,299 and if you have any issues, you can... 406 00:14:05,299 --> 00:14:08,974 Okay. Yeah. Uh, you said his parents are gonna be there? 407 00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:10,343 Oh, my God, you're gonna love Don and Carol. 408 00:14:10,343 --> 00:14:13,049 - It's gonna be great. - Uh, um... 409 00:14:13,049 --> 00:14:15,119 - Great. - But I'll see you tomorrow. 410 00:14:15,119 --> 00:14:17,057 - Tomorrow, and we-- Yeah. - I'm gonna get out 411 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,495 while the getting is good. And, um, 412 00:14:19,495 --> 00:14:21,432 - good luck. You've got this. - Okay. 413 00:14:21,432 --> 00:14:24,939 Thanks. Uh, I'll see you tomorrow. 414 00:14:25,974 --> 00:14:27,878 - (sighs) - (door closes) 415 00:14:29,214 --> 00:14:31,986 (steady beeping) 416 00:14:31,986 --> 00:14:34,057 (alarm blaring) 417 00:14:34,057 --> 00:14:36,295 Ow. 418 00:14:38,232 --> 00:14:39,602 - Oh, my God. - What's happening? 419 00:14:39,602 --> 00:14:41,205 I'm sorry! I-- This is... 420 00:14:41,205 --> 00:14:43,342 - Yeah, okay. - (alarm stops) 421 00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:45,246 - Great. - Fuck! 422 00:14:45,246 --> 00:14:46,649 - (exhales) - Hey. 423 00:14:46,649 --> 00:14:49,254 You wanna go to the wine store? 424 00:14:49,254 --> 00:14:50,657 Are you okay? 425 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:53,062 - I'm still high. - Yeah, that's... 426 00:14:53,062 --> 00:14:55,133 - That is clear. - Are you having fun? 427 00:14:55,133 --> 00:14:56,603 Yeah. 428 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,529 AVA: I don't know. I don't get these people. 429 00:15:26,529 --> 00:15:30,403 I mean, every time Jon Hamm's dick-print bulges in his pants 430 00:15:30,403 --> 00:15:33,075 when he's walking around Brooklyn, it's not a story. 431 00:15:34,444 --> 00:15:37,985 He wears khakis, he walks around a lot. 432 00:15:37,985 --> 00:15:40,022 - I know. - (chair scrapes) 433 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,329 (mouthing) 434 00:15:43,329 --> 00:15:46,101 I'm sorry. Can I call you back? 435 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,111 Hello? 436 00:15:51,111 --> 00:15:52,982 Hello... 437 00:15:52,982 --> 00:15:55,521 Hello. Hey, it's Mike Spera. 438 00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:58,960 Are you ready? 439 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,031 Ready for what? 440 00:16:01,031 --> 00:16:02,735 Are you ready to be scrutinized? 441 00:16:02,735 --> 00:16:04,539 - (screams) Get the fuck out of my house! - No, no, no, no! 442 00:16:04,539 --> 00:16:06,576 No, no, we talked about-- You told me to come here! 443 00:16:06,576 --> 00:16:08,279 Remember? You told me your safe word. And it was memorable, 444 00:16:08,279 --> 00:16:09,749 - but I don't remember what it was. - Bro. 445 00:16:09,749 --> 00:16:11,285 Come on, man. (scoffs) 446 00:16:11,285 --> 00:16:13,657 (panting) Oh, yeah. 447 00:16:13,657 --> 00:16:15,426 I will come on. 448 00:16:15,426 --> 00:16:16,729 I'm gonna come on strong. 449 00:16:16,729 --> 00:16:18,533 Bro... 450 00:16:18,533 --> 00:16:21,104 I'm gonna come on myself when I nut on myself. 451 00:16:21,104 --> 00:16:23,108 (quietly): Tell me to suck the pepper spray. 452 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,745 - What? - Tell... tell me 453 00:16:24,745 --> 00:16:26,381 - to suck the pepper spray. - (growls) I'm gonna make you 454 00:16:26,381 --> 00:16:28,219 - suck the pepper spray! - Just, like, take it 455 00:16:28,219 --> 00:16:30,323 - the fuck out of my hand, and... - No, what do you mean? I... 456 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,095 - Be a man. Just... - Don't tell me to be a man. I am being a man. 457 00:16:33,095 --> 00:16:34,565 - I'm just... - Jesus Christ! Will you just go with this? 458 00:16:34,565 --> 00:16:36,435 I don't want to go with it! 459 00:16:36,435 --> 00:16:40,176 I don't want to go with it. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Okay? 460 00:16:40,176 --> 00:16:41,679 Ava, I don't want to do this. I've never done this before. 461 00:16:41,679 --> 00:16:43,349 I don't know what to do. 462 00:16:43,349 --> 00:16:46,021 I think you're smart and you're beautiful. 463 00:16:46,021 --> 00:16:48,025 I just want to, like, do something normal with you. 464 00:16:48,025 --> 00:16:49,427 Like-like eat a meal... 465 00:16:49,427 --> 00:16:51,064 Mike, I like you, too. 466 00:16:51,064 --> 00:16:53,670 Obviously. That's why I invited you over here. 467 00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:57,611 (sighs) I am in control all the fucking time. 468 00:16:57,611 --> 00:16:59,447 Okay? So, I just, like, 469 00:16:59,447 --> 00:17:02,453 want something different, if you know what I mean. 470 00:17:02,453 --> 00:17:04,324 Like, I guess it's my kink. 471 00:17:05,293 --> 00:17:08,800 I just thought maybe you might have wanted a little 472 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,737 control in your life. 473 00:17:10,737 --> 00:17:12,808 I understand. 474 00:17:12,808 --> 00:17:15,413 I didn't get it before, but trust me, I get it. 475 00:17:15,413 --> 00:17:17,417 I've had some weird kinks over the years. 476 00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:20,256 I used to be in love with women with lopsided breasts. 477 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:21,559 I was obsessed. 478 00:17:21,559 --> 00:17:23,395 Look, I... 479 00:17:23,395 --> 00:17:26,368 I'm not gonna do what you want me to do. 480 00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:30,243 - Okay. - Because... 481 00:17:30,243 --> 00:17:33,249 as interesting as it sounds for you to get what you want, 482 00:17:33,249 --> 00:17:36,455 you're not getting any of it. Hmm. 483 00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:38,392 At all. 484 00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:40,597 You like the way I rub you? 485 00:17:40,597 --> 00:17:42,501 - Do you like that? - Mm. I-- Yeah, I do. 486 00:17:42,501 --> 00:17:44,170 I don't care if you do or you don't. 487 00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:45,707 - You understand? - Yeah. 488 00:17:45,707 --> 00:17:49,147 Don't. I hope you don't understand. 489 00:17:49,147 --> 00:17:51,786 Did you order a brick? 490 00:17:51,786 --> 00:17:53,857 Wait, a brick? What do you mean? 491 00:17:53,857 --> 00:17:55,359 A brick cock. 492 00:17:55,359 --> 00:17:57,363 'Cause I'm about to lay some brick. 493 00:17:57,363 --> 00:17:59,467 - You wanna come? - Yes, please. 494 00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:01,839 Too bad. Not on my watch. 495 00:18:01,839 --> 00:18:03,677 (pepper spray clatters on floor) 496 00:18:03,677 --> 00:18:05,814 (gasps) 497 00:18:09,454 --> 00:18:11,158 ROBYN: Mom, he's very e 498 00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:14,130 I mean, you have to be to pull off getting so high 499 00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:16,134 that I just had to put him into bed. 500 00:18:16,134 --> 00:18:18,172 And then when he was asleep, his ex-girlfriend came, 501 00:18:18,172 --> 00:18:20,276 'cause their-- his whole friend group is throwing him 502 00:18:20,276 --> 00:18:22,313 this surprise party and... 503 00:18:22,313 --> 00:18:25,286 No. Mom, I don't know who's prettier. 504 00:18:25,286 --> 00:18:26,556 It's, like, crazy. I... 505 00:18:26,556 --> 00:18:27,591 We're both equal... 506 00:18:27,591 --> 00:18:29,695 - Hi. I gotta go. - Hi. 507 00:18:29,695 --> 00:18:31,833 Okay. Love you. Bye. 508 00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:33,435 - Oh, boy. - Hi. 509 00:18:33,435 --> 00:18:34,839 What have I done? 510 00:18:34,839 --> 00:18:36,609 - Good morning. He is risen. - Good morning. 511 00:18:36,609 --> 00:18:39,649 I rose. I fucked it all up. 512 00:18:39,649 --> 00:18:41,485 - No, you didn't. - Wow. 513 00:18:41,485 --> 00:18:44,525 Did you get good rest? 514 00:18:44,525 --> 00:18:46,896 I mean-- that was-- I'm borderline H, still. 515 00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:49,167 - Okay. - But... 516 00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:50,704 I want to make it up to you. 517 00:18:50,704 --> 00:18:52,708 And I've taken steps towards making it up to you 518 00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,311 by creating the perfect romantic plan. 519 00:18:54,311 --> 00:18:56,381 - Okay. - For us. Today. 520 00:18:56,381 --> 00:18:58,620 Today? The whole day? 521 00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:00,857 The whole day, bucko. So strap in. 522 00:19:00,857 --> 00:19:05,500 Um... well, I-I made plans for us today, too. 523 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,769 - Dueling plans? - Yeah. 524 00:19:06,769 --> 00:19:08,205 Okay. Tit for tat. 525 00:19:08,205 --> 00:19:09,407 What's yours? 526 00:19:09,407 --> 00:19:10,744 - What's yours? - No, you first. 527 00:19:10,744 --> 00:19:12,781 - Okay. Let me paint a picture. - Okay. 528 00:19:12,781 --> 00:19:14,752 I want you to imagine that outside, 529 00:19:14,752 --> 00:19:16,254 even though we're in Los Angeles, 530 00:19:16,254 --> 00:19:17,891 there are six to nine inches of snow. 531 00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:20,864 How? Because I've created an entire winter wonderland 532 00:19:20,864 --> 00:19:22,601 right here in my back area. 533 00:19:22,601 --> 00:19:24,939 Hot chocolate, toboggins, 534 00:19:24,939 --> 00:19:27,477 uh, there's like all types of accoutrement 535 00:19:27,477 --> 00:19:28,947 that fits the winter wonderland theme, 536 00:19:28,947 --> 00:19:30,650 because I remember that you love snow days. 537 00:19:30,650 --> 00:19:31,886 - Snow days. - Yeah. 538 00:19:31,886 --> 00:19:32,921 - So, we... - That's... 539 00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,492 What's your plan? 540 00:19:35,527 --> 00:19:37,363 The beach. 541 00:19:37,363 --> 00:19:38,533 - Just the beach? - Yeah. 542 00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:39,802 - Oh. - Yeah. 543 00:19:39,802 --> 00:19:41,304 - Why does everyone... - The beach. 544 00:19:41,304 --> 00:19:42,574 - We can... - Everyone loves the beach. 545 00:19:42,574 --> 00:19:43,910 - I don't... - We could just go, relax, 546 00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:44,912 and chill on the beach, and we could 547 00:19:44,912 --> 00:19:47,383 just, you know, get comfortable. 548 00:19:47,383 --> 00:19:48,953 - Sit around. - And go for a swim and get tan. 549 00:19:48,953 --> 00:19:51,324 It's so cold in there. I can't tan. I'm on Accutane. 550 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,761 - But... - I rented bikes. 551 00:19:52,761 --> 00:19:54,498 So we can get exercise. Do you not like...? 552 00:19:54,498 --> 00:19:55,934 Bikes are... 553 00:19:55,934 --> 00:19:57,236 Feels like you... 554 00:19:57,236 --> 00:19:58,573 If I seem forlorn, 555 00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,309 it's 'cause I just don't know how to ride a bike. 556 00:20:00,309 --> 00:20:01,679 - You can't ride a bike? - I struggle riding a bike. 557 00:20:01,679 --> 00:20:03,382 And it was a big thing of my childhood, 558 00:20:03,382 --> 00:20:04,785 all my friends could ride the bike, 559 00:20:04,785 --> 00:20:06,656 I couldn't do it. It really separated me from 560 00:20:06,656 --> 00:20:08,292 my entire group of friends and it's like... 561 00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:10,530 But life is about learning new things, it's... 562 00:20:10,530 --> 00:20:11,699 Is it? 563 00:20:11,699 --> 00:20:13,870 No snow day? 564 00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:17,009 I-I would just really love to get out of the house. 565 00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:18,479 You know? The, like... 566 00:20:18,479 --> 00:20:19,815 - Oh, yeah. - We should... 567 00:20:19,815 --> 00:20:21,318 Yeah. What am I...? 568 00:20:21,318 --> 00:20:22,588 Stretch my legs. 569 00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:23,857 Yeah, so I didn't even think about that 570 00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:25,527 you would never want to stay here, 571 00:20:25,527 --> 00:20:26,461 because you've been here for-- I didn't even-- 572 00:20:26,461 --> 00:20:27,931 Let me, uh-- I can adapt. 573 00:20:27,931 --> 00:20:29,401 I can adapt. I'll just call the whole thing off. 574 00:20:29,401 --> 00:20:31,806 - Okay. - One sec. Hey, fellas, uh... 575 00:20:31,806 --> 00:20:33,475 (knocking on glass) 576 00:20:33,475 --> 00:20:35,312 No, we don't need any more. 577 00:20:35,312 --> 00:20:36,849 Ix-nay on the ow-snay. 578 00:20:36,849 --> 00:20:40,590 - This is so thoughtful. - It's okay. 579 00:20:40,590 --> 00:20:42,961 I think I might be in the window of cancellation. 580 00:20:42,961 --> 00:20:44,431 I doubt it, though. They are here. 581 00:20:44,431 --> 00:20:46,001 But it's not that costly. 582 00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:47,638 This is very sweet. 583 00:20:47,638 --> 00:20:49,575 You-- you're sweet. 584 00:20:49,575 --> 00:20:51,612 Throwing me on that bike is sweet. 585 00:20:51,612 --> 00:20:53,683 - We're gonna do this. - Yeah. 586 00:20:56,087 --> 00:20:57,490 (sighs) 587 00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:00,262 ♪ ♪ 588 00:21:01,331 --> 00:21:02,501 (mouths) 589 00:21:02,501 --> 00:21:04,304 (distant waves crashing) 590 00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:06,441 BENNY: You gotta put it somewhere he can see it. 591 00:21:06,441 --> 00:21:09,515 All right, yeah, just this way a little. 592 00:21:09,515 --> 00:21:11,886 No, that way. 593 00:21:11,886 --> 00:21:14,324 Just-- I'm gonna go-- I'm gonna change it myself later. 594 00:21:14,324 --> 00:21:16,461 Oh, honey, I would have never done this at the beach. 595 00:21:16,461 --> 00:21:18,600 It's dirty and overrated. It's like trying to throw a party 596 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,937 in the wilderness, and it smells so bad! 597 00:21:20,937 --> 00:21:23,375 Yeah, what do you expect? Look. 598 00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:25,045 - There's a fucking dead seal here. What am I supposed to do? - (flies buzzing) 599 00:21:25,045 --> 00:21:27,483 CAROL: Well, it's the beach. What did you expect? 600 00:21:27,483 --> 00:21:30,055 Expect? I didn't expect there to be a fucking dead seal. 601 00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:31,926 I've never even seen a real seal. 602 00:21:31,926 --> 00:21:33,863 What do we do? Do we, like, change the time? 603 00:21:33,863 --> 00:21:36,001 - Do we let the tide come in? - Nah, man. 604 00:21:36,001 --> 00:21:38,005 It's fine. All we gotta do is get that dead-ass seal 605 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:39,508 in the ocean. 606 00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:41,344 Look, let's just go down there, 607 00:21:41,344 --> 00:21:43,015 we pick it up-- the three of us could get it out of here 608 00:21:43,015 --> 00:21:44,652 in like five minutes. 609 00:21:44,652 --> 00:21:46,823 Hell nah, bro. That shit look diseased, man... 610 00:21:46,823 --> 00:21:49,394 Can I, can I help? What's the task? 611 00:21:49,394 --> 00:21:50,697 - It's down there. - Oh, Jesus. 612 00:21:50,697 --> 00:21:52,801 - Fuck no. Fuck. - ALLY: I'm here! 613 00:21:52,801 --> 00:21:54,772 What is the catastrophe? Oh, God. 614 00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:56,943 (whistling) Birds! Come on, eat the... 615 00:21:56,943 --> 00:21:58,980 Just eat the dead seal down there! 616 00:21:58,980 --> 00:22:00,517 I gotta get my assistant to deal with this. 617 00:22:00,517 --> 00:22:02,420 She does shit like this all the time. 618 00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:03,723 Oh, my God. 619 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,560 Y'all like the sea? 620 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:08,500 Uh, not-- No, not really. 621 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:09,802 (phone buzzing) 622 00:22:14,845 --> 00:22:16,983 Wow, you really weren't exaggerating. 623 00:22:16,983 --> 00:22:19,788 No. I mean, yeah. 624 00:22:19,788 --> 00:22:22,393 It's the starting and stopping and turning that I'm... 625 00:22:22,393 --> 00:22:24,430 - Just commit to it. - Commit? 626 00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:25,667 I'm pretty committed right now. 627 00:22:25,667 --> 00:22:28,005 What do I--? There's a car! 628 00:22:28,005 --> 00:22:30,677 Hey, there's a car, Robyn. What do I do? I'm not leaving this 629 00:22:30,677 --> 00:22:32,446 - to human error. - Go to the sidewalk. Go to the sidewalk. 630 00:22:32,446 --> 00:22:33,816 Ah! 631 00:22:33,816 --> 00:22:34,952 (sighs) 632 00:22:34,952 --> 00:22:36,622 I like the sidewalk. 633 00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:38,458 You know, until now, I would've thought you could 634 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,396 either ride a bike or not, I've never actually seen 635 00:22:40,396 --> 00:22:42,568 - this middle ground. It's pretty impressive. - Well... 636 00:22:42,568 --> 00:22:44,070 - You're doing great. - This is nice. 637 00:22:44,070 --> 00:22:45,574 - Uh... - Really... 638 00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:47,711 - DAVE: Uh, sir! - ROBYN: Okay. 639 00:22:47,711 --> 00:22:49,615 - Ho-- Homeless man! - ROBYN: Dave, just breathe. - (bell dinging) 640 00:22:49,615 --> 00:22:51,586 - Dave, just-just go around him. - I can't turn. I can't turn. 641 00:22:51,586 --> 00:22:52,688 - Just turn around him. Dave! - Sir, I can't turn. 642 00:22:52,688 --> 00:22:53,823 - Sir-- Ah! - Dave! 643 00:22:53,823 --> 00:22:55,459 - (yells) Fuck. - Oh, my God. 644 00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:57,430 - Are you-- Did you...? - DAVE: Ah, goddamn it! 645 00:22:57,430 --> 00:22:59,033 - You okay? - No. 646 00:22:59,033 --> 00:23:00,971 - (groans) My knee. - Ah, how's your knee? 647 00:23:00,971 --> 00:23:02,106 - Not good. - Okay, well... 648 00:23:02,106 --> 00:23:03,442 I'm, like, fully skinned, so... 649 00:23:03,442 --> 00:23:05,446 (exhales forcefully) Okay. 650 00:23:05,446 --> 00:23:06,749 We tried. 651 00:23:06,749 --> 00:23:08,886 I gave it my all. Today is not our day. 652 00:23:08,886 --> 00:23:10,590 Let's go home. 653 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:12,426 - (phone buzzing) - This isn't working. 654 00:23:12,426 --> 00:23:14,899 You know what is the most healing? 655 00:23:14,899 --> 00:23:17,036 - (Dave groans) - The salt a-and... 656 00:23:17,036 --> 00:23:18,606 the sun. 657 00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,442 I'm just gonna be totally frank with you. 658 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:21,979 There is a zero percent chance I'm going to the beach. 659 00:23:21,979 --> 00:23:23,850 Okay, but we had planned to go to the beach. 660 00:23:23,850 --> 00:23:25,720 I don't know, plans, like, change, like... 661 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,591 Blockbuster had plans to not have the streaming era exist. 662 00:23:27,591 --> 00:23:29,460 Come on. Let's... Let's just, like, see... 663 00:23:29,460 --> 00:23:31,464 - Yeah, you can get up. - (groans) No, it hurts. 664 00:23:31,464 --> 00:23:32,868 So we can get these in, like, an Uber. 665 00:23:32,868 --> 00:23:35,640 No. I'm-I'm hurt. I can't put any weight on it. 666 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,143 But we had plans to go to the beach. 667 00:23:38,178 --> 00:23:41,619 Robyn... it's not happening. 668 00:23:41,619 --> 00:23:43,556 - I'm trying to put on... - That's... 669 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:45,025 - (phone buzzing) - That's what? - I... 670 00:23:45,025 --> 00:23:46,762 This is no indictment on you. I fell. 671 00:23:46,762 --> 00:23:48,499 - I tried to ride a bike. - No, it's just-- Come on. 672 00:23:48,499 --> 00:23:50,035 - I'm skinned. I'm a skinned person. - Yeah. 673 00:23:50,035 --> 00:23:51,806 I came all the way from Wisconsin, Dave. 674 00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:55,145 I want to go enjoy myself and get some R&R on the beach. 675 00:23:55,145 --> 00:23:56,949 I heard that there's... 676 00:23:56,949 --> 00:23:58,820 Let me tell you firsthand as a guy who's from the East Coast, 677 00:23:58,820 --> 00:24:00,022 who never went to the beach, and now he lives on the beach, 678 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,759 it's so overrated. 679 00:24:01,759 --> 00:24:02,894 Well, you should let me experience that for myself. 680 00:24:02,894 --> 00:24:04,163 - I... - A different day, 681 00:24:04,163 --> 00:24:05,900 when I'm not, like, fully injured. 682 00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:06,769 This isn't Madden. You can't turn off injuries. 683 00:24:06,769 --> 00:24:08,038 You're not fully... 684 00:24:08,038 --> 00:24:09,675 - Let's-- I don't know... - (phone buzzing) 685 00:24:09,675 --> 00:24:12,914 what to do. Let's fuck on the beach. 686 00:24:12,914 --> 00:24:14,785 - What? - (whispers): Let's fuck on the beach. 687 00:24:14,785 --> 00:24:16,187 - Ah! - Let's... 688 00:24:16,187 --> 00:24:18,493 I'm, like, so weirded out by that. 689 00:24:18,493 --> 00:24:19,962 I don't know how to react to that. 690 00:24:19,962 --> 00:24:21,632 - I'm not gonna... - You owe me outdoor sex. 691 00:24:21,632 --> 00:24:23,770 I owe you outdoor sex? Are you serious? 692 00:24:23,770 --> 00:24:25,540 - (stammers) - You really believe that? 693 00:24:25,540 --> 00:24:26,942 Nah, I don't know. 694 00:24:26,942 --> 00:24:28,045 Look, I'm not the guy that's gonna, like, 695 00:24:28,045 --> 00:24:29,682 get hurt for you like Rambo, 696 00:24:29,682 --> 00:24:31,819 or fuck you on the beach like a gladiator, okay? 697 00:24:31,819 --> 00:24:33,121 That's not who I am. 698 00:24:33,121 --> 00:24:34,525 And maybe we just don't know each other, 699 00:24:34,525 --> 00:24:35,927 and we're forcing this whole thing. 700 00:24:35,927 --> 00:24:37,664 Like, please, let's just go home. 701 00:24:37,664 --> 00:24:39,267 I'm going home, personally. I hope you come with... 702 00:24:39,267 --> 00:24:41,772 Fuck it. Dave, I'm trying to get you to a surprise party! 703 00:24:43,843 --> 00:24:45,947 - What? - Yeah. Your friends, 704 00:24:45,947 --> 00:24:48,619 they are texting me right now, all day, 705 00:24:48,619 --> 00:24:50,289 and they-- I-- they told me to get you to the beach, 706 00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:52,026 - 'cause they're all there just waiting for you. - Now? 707 00:24:52,026 --> 00:24:53,529 - And I... - That's why you've been acting this way? 708 00:24:53,529 --> 00:24:54,732 Yes! That's why I'm acting like this. 709 00:24:54,732 --> 00:24:55,934 I don't even like the beach! 710 00:24:55,934 --> 00:24:58,740 I hate the beach. And I hate lying. 711 00:24:58,740 --> 00:25:00,944 I'm so bad at lying. This is so... 712 00:25:00,944 --> 00:25:03,549 stressful, I'm sweating so much. 713 00:25:03,549 --> 00:25:04,952 I hate lying, too. 714 00:25:04,952 --> 00:25:06,889 Yeah, I've... 715 00:25:06,889 --> 00:25:08,826 I faked my own death. 716 00:25:09,862 --> 00:25:11,599 Well, I didn't fake my own death, 717 00:25:11,599 --> 00:25:13,135 but I did pretend to be dead for longer, 718 00:25:13,135 --> 00:25:15,139 because the views and the streams were just going 719 00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:16,842 so fucking crazy. 720 00:25:16,842 --> 00:25:18,846 I got your voice mail, I wanted to call you back, 721 00:25:18,846 --> 00:25:23,589 I didn't, and I haven't really told anyone this, and... 722 00:25:23,589 --> 00:25:25,159 I'm a piece of shit, I guess. 723 00:25:25,159 --> 00:25:27,063 And now you know that I am. 724 00:25:28,031 --> 00:25:30,637 No. I... 725 00:25:30,637 --> 00:25:34,645 I faked my own personality the past 24 hours. 726 00:25:34,645 --> 00:25:37,149 So, that's just human nature. 727 00:25:37,149 --> 00:25:40,055 I guess, you know? When you just want something bad enough, 728 00:25:40,055 --> 00:25:43,128 you just... do it. 729 00:25:43,128 --> 00:25:45,065 So, I... 730 00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:48,038 ♪ ♪ 731 00:25:52,346 --> 00:25:54,752 Let's go to the surprise party. No more lying. 732 00:25:54,752 --> 00:25:58,024 Except for pretending to know about the surprise 733 00:25:58,024 --> 00:25:59,628 - situation. - That's acting, that's acting. 734 00:25:59,628 --> 00:26:01,030 I know exactly how to play this. 735 00:26:01,030 --> 00:26:02,299 I still am injured, but I'm gonna act not. 736 00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:03,870 - Come on, let's go. - Are you okay? 737 00:26:03,870 --> 00:26:05,205 - Yeah. - Do you need an Advil? 738 00:26:05,205 --> 00:26:06,609 DAVE: I don't need anything except you. 739 00:26:10,015 --> 00:26:11,752 I have your b 740 00:26:11,752 --> 00:26:13,689 - I'm watching... Okay. - Watch this acting. 741 00:26:13,689 --> 00:26:15,894 ALL: Surprise! 742 00:26:15,894 --> 00:26:17,931 (cheering and applause) 743 00:26:17,931 --> 00:26:20,770 DAVE: Mom, Dad, I didn't know you were here! Hi! 744 00:26:20,770 --> 00:26:22,841 You flew in. You got cheesesteaks. 745 00:26:22,841 --> 00:26:24,010 You knew about this? 746 00:26:24,010 --> 00:26:26,982 - I did. Yeah. - (sighs) 747 00:26:26,982 --> 00:26:28,653 - You did it! - ROBYN: I did. 748 00:26:28,653 --> 00:26:30,155 - You earned this. - Thank you. 749 00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:31,324 - Good work. - DAVE: Hi. 750 00:26:31,324 --> 00:26:32,794 ALLY: Great work. Did you not know? 751 00:26:32,794 --> 00:26:34,163 - I had no idea. - You really didn't know? 752 00:26:34,163 --> 00:26:36,735 Thank you, Gata. Thank you, Gata. 753 00:26:36,735 --> 00:26:38,906 Give it to me. Hey, brother. 754 00:26:38,906 --> 00:26:41,010 (overlapping chatter) 755 00:26:41,010 --> 00:26:42,747 Gata, do you really need this shot? 756 00:26:42,747 --> 00:26:44,383 I'm just trying to show them what this hard working 757 00:26:44,383 --> 00:26:45,687 - gets you. We on the beachfront, man. - Yeah. Oh... 758 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,189 - (beeping) - It's your alarm. 759 00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:48,993 It says you gotta go to bed soon so you can get 760 00:26:48,993 --> 00:26:50,864 - your 11 and a half hours of sleep. - Ah, okay. 761 00:26:50,864 --> 00:26:52,399 - All right, keep working hard. - Hey, Mike! How's it going? 762 00:26:52,399 --> 00:26:53,769 Hey, Don. 763 00:26:53,769 --> 00:26:55,239 It's good. Really good. 764 00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:57,176 (distant chatter) 765 00:26:57,944 --> 00:27:00,817 - Happy b irthday. - Thank you. I can't believe 766 00:27:00,817 --> 00:27:03,088 that you guys flew out here for me. 767 00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:05,392 - I love you. Yeah. - DON: Hey. We love you. - CAROL: Are you kidding? Honey! 768 00:27:05,392 --> 00:27:07,096 - DON: It's your birthday. - DAVE: Oh, hold on, hold on, you know what? 769 00:27:07,096 --> 00:27:08,933 I want to introduce you guys to somebody. 770 00:27:08,933 --> 00:27:10,135 - Yes. - Come here. 771 00:27:10,135 --> 00:27:11,404 - Oh. Hi. - This is Robyn. 772 00:27:11,404 --> 00:27:13,275 - Hi. - Oh, this is the famous Robyn? 773 00:27:13,275 --> 00:27:15,747 - Hi, it's so nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 774 00:27:15,747 --> 00:27:17,416 Oh, you are lovely. 775 00:27:17,416 --> 00:27:20,055 - Dave, you have a little white... - Okay. What are you doing? 776 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:23,128 EMMA: Dave and Robyn are actually kind of cute. 777 00:27:23,128 --> 00:27:24,965 Yeah. 778 00:27:24,965 --> 00:27:26,735 - You know what else is cute? - What? 779 00:27:28,238 --> 00:27:29,708 What the fuck? 780 00:27:29,708 --> 00:27:31,411 - (both laughing) - You missed! 781 00:27:31,411 --> 00:27:34,718 - It's okay. - Oh, fuck it. 782 00:27:34,718 --> 00:27:36,956 Can I show you your present? 783 00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:38,391 - You got me something? - Oh, yeah. 784 00:27:40,295 --> 00:27:42,667 A photograph of an elephant. 785 00:27:42,667 --> 00:27:45,305 Not just any elephant. He's yours. 786 00:27:45,305 --> 00:27:47,009 What do you mean, he's mine? 787 00:27:47,009 --> 00:27:49,146 Well, I found an organization that rescues them, 788 00:27:49,146 --> 00:27:50,783 and I adopted him in your name. 789 00:27:50,783 --> 00:27:52,921 - In Africa. - No, you didn't. 790 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,725 Yeah, so you-- we pay for, like, his food, 791 00:27:54,725 --> 00:27:56,896 and his little elephant medicine. 792 00:27:56,896 --> 00:27:59,000 That's-- his name's Esoit. 793 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,803 - Do you like it? - "You-so-it." 794 00:28:00,803 --> 00:28:02,273 "You-so..." 795 00:28:02,273 --> 00:28:03,876 ♪ ♪ 796 00:28:03,876 --> 00:28:06,047 ♪ Shit go down, shit go up ♪ 797 00:28:06,047 --> 00:28:08,151 ♪ Nother round up in my cup ♪ 798 00:28:08,151 --> 00:28:10,289 ♪ Slow it down, I'm in no rush ♪ 799 00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:14,130 ♪ I'm a child but I'm getting older ♪ 800 00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:18,739 ♪ I'm getting older ♪ 801 00:28:20,475 --> 00:28:22,914 ♪ And it's round and around we go ♪ 802 00:28:22,914 --> 00:28:25,018 ♪ Through the up and downs we scroll ♪ 803 00:28:25,018 --> 00:28:27,122 ♪ Growing up I was a peon ♪ 804 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:29,293 ♪ Fantasizing what I'd be on ♪ 805 00:28:29,293 --> 00:28:31,966 ♪ Never thinking it would be gone ♪ 806 00:28:31,966 --> 00:28:36,441 ♪ How do we know if we're doing this all wrong? ♪ 807 00:28:36,441 --> 00:28:40,282 ♪ I haven't seen my home friends in so long ♪ 808 00:28:40,282 --> 00:28:42,219 ♪ Such is life ♪ 809 00:28:42,219 --> 00:28:44,323 ♪ Grays get plucked ♪ 810 00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:46,160 - ♪ My back is fucked ♪ - ♪ Fuck! ♪ 811 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,964 ♪ And I gotta learn TikTok ♪ 812 00:28:47,964 --> 00:28:49,501 ♪ Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick ♪ 813 00:28:49,501 --> 00:28:51,204 ♪ Used to play ball twice a week ♪ 814 00:28:51,204 --> 00:28:53,910 ♪ Now I can't really play that much ♪ 815 00:28:53,910 --> 00:28:55,914 ♪ Used to drink bottles to pregame ♪ 816 00:28:55,914 --> 00:28:57,918 ♪ Now I can't drink that much. ♪ 817 00:28:57,918 --> 00:29:01,454 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org