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‎NETFLIX 出品

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‎有些人傾向拒人千里

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‎有些人天生有求必應

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‎我對什麼都一口答應

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‎我爬起來了，好！

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‎過來

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‎跳上來

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‎好…

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‎-艾莉森？
‎-當我遇見卡洛斯時…

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‎-妳是艾莉森？
‎-對

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‎我好像拿到妳的咖啡了

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‎我喝了一口，妳介意嗎？

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‎…就好像找到志同道合的夥伴

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‎-阿雷帕帕維永
‎-阿雷帕帕里歐

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‎-帕維永
‎-帕維永

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‎-好
‎-好

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‎我們要翹班去海灘玩嗎？

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‎好，我準備好了

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‎-你覺得嗎？
‎-對

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‎你想見我爸媽嗎？

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‎好啊，我當然想見妳爸媽

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‎想去攀岩嗎？

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‎艾莉森！

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‎我來了！卡洛斯！

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‎我來了，過來這邊

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‎有求必應就像是我們感情的主題

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‎-艾莉森，妳願意接受卡洛斯…
‎-我願意…

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‎-卡洛斯，你願意…
‎-我願意…

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‎雖然生小孩是我們所遇過最棒的事

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‎“不”卻取代了“好”

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‎不行…

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‎-四、三、二、一
‎-不行…

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‎但“不”是任務的一部分

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‎“不”是光明

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‎“不”是答案

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‎不行…

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‎拜託，蕾拉的爸媽都讓她去

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‎不行…

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‎各位，滑手機的時間結束了

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‎-不要啦，再五分鐘就好
‎-不行

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‎媽…

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‎一小時說50次不？

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‎不行

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‎絕對不行

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‎想都別想

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‎南多？

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‎凱蒂，妳開什麼玩笑？

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‎妳的功課只做了一半

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‎不會吧！

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‎不可能、不用想、不用作夢

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‎絕對沒機會、保證不行

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‎這叫做養兒育女

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‎雪蘿，妳好嗎？早安

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‎我有個問題要問妳一下

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‎下午我有工作面試

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‎不知道妳能不能幫我在放學後
‎照顧艾莉幾個小時？

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‎女童軍怎麼樣？

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‎好，幫我們訂三盒焦糖椰子餅

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‎花生醬餡餅？誰會喜歡啊？

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‎好啦，幫我訂十盒

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‎雪蘿尼爾森在敲詐我

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‎好，我等

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‎媽，完美祭？

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‎爸說妳沒意見的話，他就讓我去

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‎是喔？

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‎等等，妳要參加歪妹祭？

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‎帥耶，妳終於可以和同類團聚了

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‎名字叫做“完美祭”，是很酷的音樂祭

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‎既然妳覺得很酷，那一定超酷的喔

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‎-妳有聽到我的問題嗎？
‎-有，妳才14歲

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‎不能沒家長陪同就去演唱會

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‎嗨，妳可以嗎？

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‎我會在她背包裡放藍色便條和支票
‎謝謝妳

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‎沒人想跟家長去音樂祭

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‎爸，請幫忙，是媽啦

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‎什麼？她說不行？

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‎妳媽說不行就不行，寶貝

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‎真的嗎？

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‎你是要說“我們”都說不行吧？

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‎各位，看這邊

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‎這次小蘇打的量應該放對了

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‎準備觀賞鬆餅火山，倒數三、二…

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‎一定是催化劑沒混好

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‎下次一定會成功

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‎我可以幫你簽數學作業嗎？

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‎當然可以，妳可以簽我所有的作業

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‎除了數學作業以外，糟糕

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‎你昨晚跟我說作業都寫完了

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‎別擔心

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‎我都靠魅力過關

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‎親愛的，我下班後要去健身房

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‎我要繼續雕塑卡洛斯像

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‎-今晚？你要去健身房？
‎-對，就是今晚

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‎-真的嗎？今晚？
‎-就是今晚

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‎今晚？不是今晚

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‎今晚是我們的…

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‎-妳的…孩子們的…
‎-拜託

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‎-周年…生日？足球？
‎-不會吧？加油，你辦得到

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‎家長訪談之夜，爹地

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‎就是這個，對

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‎我不懂你怎麼能一天打開冰箱十次

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‎卻沒看到這張美麗的月曆

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‎因為上面寫得有點太複雜了

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‎我看了眼睛好痛

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‎我小時候過得簡單多了

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‎起床、上學或上班，然後去店裡混…

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‎我知道怎麼跳電臀

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‎-她是指電臀舞嗎？
‎-我是說“店裡混”，不是“電臀”

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‎-她在擺臀嗎？
‎-沒錯

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‎艾莉，不要

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‎不對，不是左右，艾莉，要上下

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‎-我教妳
‎-凱蒂，不要

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‎-妳要我…
‎-不要

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‎妳的臀部要完全放鬆

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‎沒人要放鬆臀部，小朋友

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‎用力抖動，艾莉

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‎卡洛斯，快幫我

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‎妳要用力搖身體

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‎快點，用力抖，艾莉

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‎沒人要抖！我們遲到了！

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‎快點走…

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‎好耶！

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‎催化劑成功了！

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‎我是說，我很抱歉

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‎爹地，你可以放音樂，我不介意

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‎-真的嗎，親愛的？
‎-對

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‎好，謝謝妳

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‎我是甘貝熊

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‎對，我是甘貝熊

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‎我是好吃、肥肚、好笑
‎幸運的甘貝熊

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‎對，甘貝…

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‎甘貝熊

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‎甘貝…

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‎甘貝熊

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‎所以她怎麼說？

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‎壞消息，蕾拉

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‎媽不給我去完美祭

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‎什麼？

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‎但妳媽又聰明又酷又美麗動人

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‎我知道

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‎有時候我會懷疑她到底是我媽

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‎還是伸展台模特兒？

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‎要是我那麼棒

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‎妳就不會介意我陪妳去
‎這樣妳就能去了

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‎不用了，謝謝

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‎算了啦

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‎我不懂，我幾年前帶妳們去聽泰勒絲

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‎我們超開心的

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‎我那時才12歲，只是個小女孩

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‎爸說我可以去

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‎他相信我，他知道我能照顧自己

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‎妳爸只是想當好人

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‎因為他知道我會拒絕

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‎而且我也相信妳

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‎只是像完美祭這種演唱會

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‎會帶來一大堆妳從未見識過的人

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‎沒有家長陪同絕對不行

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‎那我什麼時候能一個人去聽演唱會？

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‎永遠都不能

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‎妳這輩子都得跟我一起去演唱會

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‎就算到妳這年紀也要？

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‎尤其是等妳到了我這年紀

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‎妳會很愛，因為妳愛我

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‎再等四年…

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‎媽，不要

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‎-我的耳朵流血了
‎-媽！

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‎妳幹嘛一直唱這首歌？

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‎因為妳愛這首歌啊

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‎-我在妳是寶寶時有唱給妳聽
‎-我不是寶寶了

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‎我最好關小聲，準備讓妳下車進學校

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‎我今天不想上學

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‎我也不想讓妳下車，但我別無選擇

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‎妳必須去上學，我必須去上班

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‎-不要…
‎-要…

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‎（伊卡洛斯科技
‎樂趣的未來式）

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‎室內不要玩無人機！

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‎我都說好幾百次了！

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‎抱歉，媽

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‎托雷斯先生
‎我保證絕對不會發生這種事

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‎你看，我修好了，我成功修…

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‎兩位

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‎太大聲了

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‎兩位！瓊？

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‎兩位！

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‎開得太大聲了！

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‎但廣告會說

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‎這些喇叭會融化你的大腦

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‎那根本無法寫免責聲明

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‎好吧

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‎無聊

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‎我的工作是防止我們被告

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‎降低分貝吧

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‎而且測試區內禁止飲食

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‎我得請妳把那份鬆餅漢堡丟掉

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‎瓊？你們兩個都丟掉

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‎我的喝完了

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‎我也不喜歡管東管西
‎但這是我的工作，好嗎？

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‎（兒童有機農場）

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‎-托雷斯太太？嗨
‎-嗨

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‎-妳當過庫格食品行銷副總？
‎-當了很長一段時間

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‎我很愛那份工作

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‎但後來生了孩子

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‎要兩者兼顧實在太辛苦了

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‎我敢說妳比較擅長一心多用

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‎我從來沒放下工作
‎只是不會再收到薪水

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‎我懂，畢竟我也是為人父母

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‎是啊，看得出來

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‎說來誇張，但我覺得我們很談得來

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‎妳覺得如何？

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‎聽著，我很樂意僱用妳
‎非常願意，但…

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‎我好開心

212
00:09:57,046 --> 00:09:59,005
‎艾莉森，這是基層職位

213
00:09:59,088 --> 00:10:02,255
‎我要找的是草莓族屁孩

214
00:10:02,338 --> 00:10:04,255
‎可以每晚都被我留到10點

215
00:10:04,338 --> 00:10:05,171
‎每晚都要

216
00:10:05,255 --> 00:10:07,838
‎我能看她邊哭邊吃無麩質捲餅

217
00:10:07,921 --> 00:10:10,505
‎然後標記“難過，這份工作好超過”

218
00:10:11,421 --> 00:10:13,088
‎我不想這樣對妳

219
00:10:13,171 --> 00:10:14,338
‎我太喜歡妳了

220
00:10:14,921 --> 00:10:15,921
‎我也太喜歡妳了

221
00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,380
‎工作的事我很遺憾，親愛的

222
00:10:23,088 --> 00:10:24,005
‎沒關係啦

223
00:10:24,088 --> 00:10:26,921
‎反正我也不確定我還愛不愛行銷

224
00:10:27,005 --> 00:10:29,380
‎至少不足以讓我對著無麩質捲餅哭泣

225
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,630
‎我如果要回歸職場

226
00:10:31,713 --> 00:10:35,046
‎也得先確定孩子沒了我不會有問題

227
00:10:40,546 --> 00:10:42,296
‎托雷斯爸爸、托雷斯媽媽，你們好

228
00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:43,463
‎請坐

229
00:10:43,546 --> 00:10:44,630
‎謝謝

230
00:10:44,713 --> 00:10:46,005
‎兩位老師一起啊

231
00:10:46,088 --> 00:10:47,505
‎看來我們能提早回家喔

232
00:10:48,005 --> 00:10:49,255
‎這是因為南多的成績嗎？

233
00:10:49,338 --> 00:10:51,421
‎我們已經在集中努力…

234
00:10:51,505 --> 00:10:53,046
‎其實不是因為南多的成績

235
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:55,671
‎雖然他的成績其實也不太妙

236
00:10:56,671 --> 00:10:57,671
‎倒吃甘蔗了

237
00:10:57,755 --> 00:10:59,296
‎我們想一起見你們

238
00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:03,630
‎因為我們注意到凱蒂和南多的作業
‎有個共同主題

239
00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:05,463
‎什麼共同主題？

240
00:11:05,546 --> 00:11:08,671
‎這首是凱蒂在我的英文課上寫的俳句

241
00:11:09,380 --> 00:11:11,213
‎“我是籠中鳥

242
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,296
‎母親，溫柔的飼主

243
00:11:15,296 --> 00:11:17,338
‎母親，讓我飛”

244
00:11:17,421 --> 00:11:18,838
‎“母親，溫柔的飼主

245
00:11:18,921 --> 00:11:21,838
‎-母親，讓我飛”
‎-五、七、五，她的俳句寫得超好

246
00:11:21,921 --> 00:11:23,755
‎老實說，我一開始沒想太多

247
00:11:23,838 --> 00:11:27,755
‎直到陳老師跟我提到一支
‎南多上他的歷史課所拍的影片

248
00:11:27,838 --> 00:11:28,755
‎他拍了影片？

249
00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:30,130
‎還蠻酷的

250
00:11:30,213 --> 00:11:32,671
‎我們來看看影片吧

251
00:11:35,463 --> 00:11:38,338
‎以下節目僅適合成熟觀眾觀賞

252
00:11:38,421 --> 00:11:40,671
‎內含暴力、成人語言和裸露畫面

253
00:11:40,755 --> 00:11:43,171
‎觀眾請自行斟酌

254
00:11:43,255 --> 00:11:44,963
‎別擔心，沒有裸露畫面

255
00:11:45,046 --> 00:11:46,213
‎好喔

256
00:11:47,463 --> 00:11:49,630
‎史達林、墨索里尼

257
00:11:50,421 --> 00:11:51,588
‎還有媽媽

258
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,588
‎我媽或許還沒施加酷刑或殺人

259
00:11:56,671 --> 00:11:57,880
‎快要了喔

260
00:11:58,838 --> 00:12:02,005
‎但在我們家，她也是獨裁者

261
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,755
‎我竟然還變獨裁者啊

262
00:12:03,838 --> 00:12:05,171
‎我不會問你第二次，南多

263
00:12:05,255 --> 00:12:07,213
‎我叫你做什麼，你就立刻照做

264
00:12:07,296 --> 00:12:09,255
‎我是你的母親，我不需要理由

265
00:12:09,338 --> 00:12:10,838
‎我真的不需要

266
00:12:10,921 --> 00:12:13,630
‎她的目標是徹底壓迫

267
00:12:13,713 --> 00:12:15,838
‎你沒寫完作業，就哪裡都別想去

268
00:12:15,921 --> 00:12:17,421
‎這就是養兒育女嘛

269
00:12:18,963 --> 00:12:21,088
‎夠了，家裡跟《1984》一樣

270
00:12:21,171 --> 00:12:22,505
‎大老母不停在監視

271
00:12:22,588 --> 00:12:24,088
‎我喜歡這個綽號，聽起來很殺

272
00:12:24,171 --> 00:12:26,380
‎霍福林老師
‎就不能出開心的書當作業嗎？

273
00:12:27,130 --> 00:12:28,838
‎那些書都很壓抑

274
00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:30,505
‎妳讀過《小婦人》嗎？

275
00:12:30,588 --> 00:12:32,046
‎她得了猩紅熱

276
00:12:32,130 --> 00:12:33,171
‎《小王子》？

277
00:12:33,255 --> 00:12:34,088
‎他沒有家人

278
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:35,338
‎哈利波特是孤兒

279
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,130
‎世界上沒有快樂的書

280
00:12:37,213 --> 00:12:38,588
‎不准甩頭走掉

281
00:12:38,671 --> 00:12:40,463
‎（媽媽發飆倒數）

282
00:12:40,963 --> 00:12:42,213
‎南多！

283
00:12:56,255 --> 00:12:57,130
‎妳要去哪？

284
00:12:58,838 --> 00:13:00,171
‎別這樣，親愛

285
00:13:00,255 --> 00:13:02,130
‎剪接可以讓任何人都看起來很糟糕

286
00:13:02,213 --> 00:13:04,463
‎-你讓我看起來很糟糕
‎-我？為什麼是我？

287
00:13:04,546 --> 00:13:06,963
‎因為你能當大家都愛的好玩爸爸

288
00:13:07,046 --> 00:13:08,588
‎我卻只能當壞警察

289
00:13:08,671 --> 00:13:11,380
‎那支影片裡的反派沒有爸爸吧？

290
00:13:11,463 --> 00:13:13,088
‎那支影片大概會被上傳到YouTube

291
00:13:13,171 --> 00:13:15,963
‎然後我就會變爆紅的瘋狂媽媽

292
00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:18,338
‎好玩的人怎麼會變你？
‎這角色一向都是我

293
00:13:18,421 --> 00:13:21,380
‎艾莉，我的工作整天都在扮黑臉

294
00:13:22,171 --> 00:13:23,505
‎每次我走進辦公室

295
00:13:23,588 --> 00:13:25,463
‎大家都收起笑容走出去

296
00:13:25,546 --> 00:13:27,005
‎但等我回家

297
00:13:27,088 --> 00:13:30,463
‎孩子們看到我真的會露出笑容

298
00:13:31,213 --> 00:13:33,130
‎這樣不公平

299
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,755
‎看到我和孩子相處的樣子

300
00:13:34,838 --> 00:13:36,671
‎就連我也不想跟自己來往

301
00:13:38,546 --> 00:13:40,088
‎很不好意思，我有個提議

302
00:13:40,171 --> 00:13:41,838
‎抱歉，我不是故意要嚇你們

303
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:43,046
‎我只是在偷聽

304
00:13:43,130 --> 00:13:44,380
‎或說監視

305
00:13:44,463 --> 00:13:45,630
‎外面有好多父母

306
00:13:45,713 --> 00:13:47,546
‎所以我跑進來這裡躲

307
00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:49,546
‎後來肚子變得很餓

308
00:13:49,630 --> 00:13:51,088
‎所以就弄一大堆薯塊來吃

309
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,380
‎你們想吃薯塊嗎？

310
00:13:53,463 --> 00:13:55,755
‎想吃薯塊嗎？熱騰騰的薯塊？

311
00:13:55,838 --> 00:13:57,505
‎過來，吃塊熱薯塊吧

312
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,380
‎兩位，吃一塊吧，溫度適中喔

313
00:14:00,463 --> 00:14:01,505
‎你是誰？

314
00:14:01,588 --> 00:14:02,921
‎他是迪肯老師

315
00:14:03,005 --> 00:14:04,755
‎凱蒂和南多的輔導老師

316
00:14:04,838 --> 00:14:06,380
‎對，但由於預算刪減

317
00:14:06,463 --> 00:14:09,505
‎我同時也是體育老師兼足球教練

318
00:14:09,588 --> 00:14:10,671
‎加油，美洲獅隊！

319
00:14:10,755 --> 00:14:12,838
‎射個上籃觸地得分

320
00:14:12,921 --> 00:14:14,838
‎我對運動一無所知

321
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,546
‎我主修的是自然科學

322
00:14:16,630 --> 00:14:20,463
‎專門研究田鼠的腸胃活動

323
00:14:21,713 --> 00:14:25,005
‎但我對養兒育女的確略有瞭解

324
00:14:25,588 --> 00:14:27,630
‎職業與個人經驗都有

325
00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:30,755
‎我家裡有六個乖孩子

326
00:14:30,838 --> 00:14:33,963
‎提米、湯米、坦雅
‎恬雅、泰森和道格

327
00:14:34,755 --> 00:14:36,880
‎那你怎能一副剛度完假的樣子？

328
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,796
‎想知道我的祕訣是什麼嗎？

329
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:42,588
‎我會給孩子有求必應日

330
00:14:42,671 --> 00:14:43,546
‎有求必應日？

331
00:14:44,046 --> 00:14:45,046
‎有求必應日是什麼？

332
00:14:45,130 --> 00:14:47,880
‎你們挑一個離現在不遠的日子

333
00:14:47,963 --> 00:14:53,505
‎一整天都要對孩子有求必應

334
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:58,880
‎-真的假的？
‎-真的

335
00:14:58,963 --> 00:15:02,046
‎-你是認真的嗎？
‎-什麼？你有求必應？

336
00:15:02,130 --> 00:15:03,796
‎要先設定基本規則

337
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,546
‎不能許下未來實現的要求

338
00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:07,796
‎當然也不能殺人

339
00:15:09,005 --> 00:15:10,088
‎我知道聽起來很瘋狂

340
00:15:10,171 --> 00:15:12,463
‎但絕對會扭轉局勢

341
00:15:12,546 --> 00:15:17,088
‎這能解放孩子，給他們難得的自主性

342
00:15:17,171 --> 00:15:19,630
‎同時也讓父母自由

343
00:15:19,713 --> 00:15:22,796
‎迪肯教練老師

344
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,713
‎我十分樂意放一天假不當媽媽

345
00:15:25,796 --> 00:15:27,671
‎讓我的孩子隨心所欲

346
00:15:27,755 --> 00:15:31,338
‎但我也很想找到彩虹獨角獸
‎騎著飛向月球

347
00:15:31,963 --> 00:15:33,755
‎那妳應該是想要飛馬

348
00:15:33,838 --> 00:15:35,213
‎比較算是獨角飛獸吧

349
00:15:36,921 --> 00:15:38,171
‎重點是

350
00:15:38,255 --> 00:15:40,088
‎你不瞭解我們的孩子

351
00:15:40,171 --> 00:15:41,671
‎這些薯塊餿掉了

352
00:15:41,755 --> 00:15:43,463
‎要是我們聽從你的建議

353
00:15:43,546 --> 00:15:46,130
‎那會是世界末日

354
00:15:47,296 --> 00:15:49,005
‎妳說得對，我不瞭解妳的孩子

355
00:15:49,088 --> 00:15:50,630
‎我不是無所不知

356
00:15:51,255 --> 00:15:52,088
‎但是…

357
00:15:53,588 --> 00:15:54,671
‎這麼說好了

358
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,171
‎你們應該要答應辦有求必應日

359
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:04,130
‎肉卷耶！

360
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:08,171
‎“參加過有求必應日的兒童
‎較少攝取糖分”

361
00:16:08,255 --> 00:16:10,505
‎是真的，“並減少上網時間”

362
00:16:10,588 --> 00:16:12,880
‎這根本沒道理，你不要被騙了

363
00:16:12,963 --> 00:16:14,296
‎事出必有因

364
00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:16,796
‎那個人拿著薯塊出現
‎也許是有原因的

365
00:16:17,546 --> 00:16:21,463
‎也許稍微別那麼嚴肅
‎我們就可以讓情形好轉

366
00:16:21,546 --> 00:16:23,171
‎畢竟妳自己也說了

367
00:16:23,713 --> 00:16:26,046
‎我們一直努力用正確的方法

368
00:16:26,130 --> 00:16:27,380
‎也許是時候換個新方法了

369
00:16:33,171 --> 00:16:35,463
‎所以呢？聽膩我有多棒了嗎？

370
00:16:35,546 --> 00:16:38,338
‎你想給這個大導演有求必應日？

371
00:16:38,421 --> 00:16:39,796
‎有求必應日是什麼？

372
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,505
‎是個新流行

373
00:16:41,588 --> 00:16:43,963
‎爸媽要一整天對孩子有求必應

374
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,338
‎-太讚啦！
‎-我怎麼現在才聽說？

375
00:16:46,421 --> 00:16:48,005
‎好啦，先別太興奮

376
00:16:48,088 --> 00:16:49,880
‎反正媽應該不會答應我們

377
00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:53,046
‎那是什麼意思？我為什麼不會答應？

378
00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:54,921
‎因為有求必應日很好玩

379
00:16:55,005 --> 00:16:57,713
‎妳卻專門潑冷水

380
00:16:58,546 --> 00:17:00,796
‎別這麼說，凱蒂，妳媽非常好玩

381
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,296
‎她很好玩

382
00:17:05,588 --> 00:17:08,755
‎我辛苦了一整天，我要去睡了

383
00:17:08,838 --> 00:17:10,171
‎-晚安
‎-不是，親愛的

384
00:17:10,671 --> 00:17:11,796
‎我們還得…

385
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,005
‎-沒關係
‎-親愛的

386
00:17:13,088 --> 00:17:14,713
‎快點跟媽媽說她很好玩

387
00:17:15,963 --> 00:17:17,880
‎-南多？
‎-你不是叫我們不要說謊嗎？

388
00:17:17,963 --> 00:17:18,796
‎對啊，爹地

389
00:17:32,005 --> 00:17:33,046
‎各位

390
00:17:36,171 --> 00:17:37,963
‎你們當然以為媽媽不好玩

391
00:17:38,046 --> 00:17:39,296
‎你們根本不瞭解我

392
00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:40,588
‎好玩是我發明的

393
00:17:40,671 --> 00:17:42,630
‎我以前是我所認識最好玩的人

394
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,130
‎後來怎麼了？

395
00:17:44,213 --> 00:17:46,588
‎後來我生了三個小寶寶

396
00:17:46,671 --> 00:17:48,255
‎要有人照顧才能平安活下來

397
00:17:48,338 --> 00:17:50,338
‎壓力有點大，但那不是重點

398
00:17:50,421 --> 00:17:52,921
‎重點是，我可以再次好玩起來

399
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,380
‎媽，別扯了，不可能啦

400
00:17:57,463 --> 00:17:59,088
‎有求必應日

401
00:17:59,671 --> 00:18:01,880
‎我們會超級開心

402
00:18:02,505 --> 00:18:05,671
‎你們等著瞧

403
00:18:06,755 --> 00:18:08,296
‎媽媽也會寫俳句

404
00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:13,713
‎不好意思，妳連一個早上都撐不過去

405
00:18:13,796 --> 00:18:15,213
‎更別提一整天有求必應日了

406
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:19,755
‎妳想賭嗎？

407
00:18:20,755 --> 00:18:21,921
‎其實我還真想賭

408
00:18:22,505 --> 00:18:23,505
‎這樣如何？

409
00:18:23,588 --> 00:18:25,463
‎只要妳說一次不

410
00:18:26,755 --> 00:18:28,213
‎我就可以和蕾拉去完美祭

411
00:18:28,296 --> 00:18:29,713
‎不用大人、家長陪同

412
00:18:29,796 --> 00:18:32,380
‎只有我們年輕、未成年、脆弱的女生

413
00:18:32,463 --> 00:18:34,088
‎等等，親愛的，妳確定嗎？

414
00:18:36,005 --> 00:18:37,296
‎我接受妳的賭注，小姐

415
00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:39,505
‎因為我有信心不會說不

416
00:18:39,588 --> 00:18:41,338
‎而等妳迎來必然的慘敗

417
00:18:42,005 --> 00:18:46,171
‎因為我很好玩，還是會讓妳去演唱會

418
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:48,046
‎-真假？
‎-那當然

419
00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:49,171
‎跟我一起去

420
00:18:49,755 --> 00:18:52,380
‎我會坐在妳旁邊，我們要牽手

421
00:18:52,463 --> 00:18:54,588
‎我們會旁若無人地手舞足蹈

422
00:18:57,505 --> 00:18:58,755
‎算我一份

423
00:18:59,255 --> 00:19:00,213
‎我也要

424
00:19:00,296 --> 00:19:01,380
‎就這麼辦

425
00:19:04,338 --> 00:19:05,796
‎不過有基本規則

426
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,588
‎有求必應日必須要靠自己爭取

427
00:19:07,671 --> 00:19:08,921
‎做好家事

428
00:19:09,005 --> 00:19:10,171
‎寫完作業

429
00:19:10,755 --> 00:19:11,588
‎還有進步空間

430
00:19:12,588 --> 00:19:14,171
‎（離有求必應日剩六天）

431
00:19:15,296 --> 00:19:19,255
‎當然不能提出危險或犯法的要求

432
00:19:19,338 --> 00:19:20,963
‎你們在那裡搞什麼？

433
00:19:21,046 --> 00:19:23,338
‎別擔心，絕對安全

434
00:19:28,546 --> 00:19:30,088
‎每個人都有預算上限

435
00:19:30,171 --> 00:19:33,755
‎不能要求離家超過30公里

436
00:19:33,838 --> 00:19:36,838
‎所以就排除了魔法山樂園、日本

437
00:19:36,921 --> 00:19:38,338
‎還有所有的太空旅遊

438
00:19:38,421 --> 00:19:41,921
‎妳一定要對所有事都有求必應嗎？

439
00:19:42,421 --> 00:19:44,213
‎差不多，不過還是有一些規則

440
00:19:44,296 --> 00:19:45,463
‎真是的

441
00:19:45,546 --> 00:19:46,588
‎（乙上）

442
00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:49,046
‎很好，兒子

443
00:19:52,421 --> 00:19:54,755
‎但最後一條規則最重要

444
00:19:54,838 --> 00:20:00,338
‎就是我們家要玩得前所未有地開心

445
00:20:00,421 --> 00:20:02,838
‎（有求必應日）

446
00:20:02,921 --> 00:20:06,171
‎快到了…

447
00:20:07,338 --> 00:20:09,046
‎有求必應日到了！

448
00:20:09,921 --> 00:20:12,421
‎所有人起床！

449
00:20:12,505 --> 00:20:13,380
‎好

450
00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:20,546
‎貪睡蟲，快起床，快點

451
00:20:20,630 --> 00:20:21,713
‎南多，現在還太早了

452
00:20:21,796 --> 00:20:23,130
‎我們有整整一天

453
00:20:23,213 --> 00:20:24,130
‎-回去睡覺
‎-來吧

454
00:20:24,213 --> 00:20:25,046
‎-媽
‎-媽

455
00:20:25,130 --> 00:20:26,338
‎-後悔了嗎，媽？
‎-媽

456
00:20:26,421 --> 00:20:28,338
‎你們看，她嚇到動彈不得了

457
00:20:30,380 --> 00:20:31,296
‎什麼？

458
00:20:33,796 --> 00:20:35,213
‎誰準備要過有求必應日了？

459
00:20:39,963 --> 00:20:41,505
‎妳把我們的媽媽怎麼了？

460
00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:44,005
‎妳知道我的不准跳床規則嗎？

461
00:20:44,088 --> 00:20:45,005
‎想在床上蹦跳嗎？

462
00:20:45,088 --> 00:20:46,880
‎-要
‎-當然要

463
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:48,505
‎跳！

464
00:20:48,588 --> 00:20:50,546
‎我知道妳太成熟了，沒關係

465
00:20:51,296 --> 00:20:53,296
‎-太好玩啦！
‎-南多

466
00:20:53,380 --> 00:20:54,546
‎歡迎加入

467
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,463
‎-起床
‎-不要

468
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:57,380
‎起床！

469
00:20:57,463 --> 00:20:58,546
‎-起床
‎-不要，別推我

470
00:20:58,630 --> 00:20:59,713
‎有求必應日

471
00:21:00,546 --> 00:21:01,380
‎抱歉，兩位

472
00:21:01,463 --> 00:21:03,088
‎今天不能用手機

473
00:21:03,171 --> 00:21:04,963
‎-沒搞錯吧？
‎-抱歉，媽媽

474
00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:07,380
‎你們今天一整天
‎都不能用有螢幕的東西

475
00:21:07,463 --> 00:21:10,588
‎就是說手機、筆電、iPad都不行用

476
00:21:10,671 --> 00:21:12,130
‎什麼？可以至少讓我告訴他們

477
00:21:12,213 --> 00:21:13,380
‎我會消失一陣子嗎？

478
00:21:13,463 --> 00:21:14,921
‎-拜託
‎-老大不是我

479
00:21:15,005 --> 00:21:16,296
‎好啦，給你一分鐘

480
00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:18,963
‎-而且30秒前就開始倒數了，快點
‎-好啦…

481
00:21:19,046 --> 00:21:23,213
‎在我申請到許可前，喇叭先別出貨

482
00:21:23,713 --> 00:21:24,880
‎對，喇叭

483
00:21:24,963 --> 00:21:26,630
‎算了，我傳簡訊給你

484
00:21:26,713 --> 00:21:27,921
‎抱歉，爸，時間到了

485
00:21:28,005 --> 00:21:29,671
‎你知道該先做好準備才對

486
00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:31,838
‎我們很高興妳準備萬全了

487
00:21:31,921 --> 00:21:34,463
‎因為艾莉想幫妳挑衣服
‎還有做頭髮和化妝

488
00:21:34,546 --> 00:21:35,963
‎我都想好了

489
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,338
‎但我做了這件衣服耶

490
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:39,796
‎不好意思了

491
00:21:44,088 --> 00:21:46,463
‎很高興妳在用水彩

492
00:21:46,546 --> 00:21:47,921
‎對，全部都要塗到

493
00:21:48,005 --> 00:21:50,213
‎-這樣暈染很棒
‎-對

494
00:21:50,296 --> 00:21:52,296
‎-真假？妳要用亮粉？
‎-對

495
00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:53,838
‎真的假的？她要用亮粉？

496
00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:55,921
‎我們該讓妳看起來越瘋越好嗎？

497
00:21:56,005 --> 00:21:57,046
‎應該

498
00:21:57,130 --> 00:21:59,005
‎南多該在家裡溜滑板嗎？

499
00:21:59,088 --> 00:21:59,963
‎應該

500
00:22:00,046 --> 00:22:01,796
‎我們該養一條狗嗎？

501
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,755
‎等等，那是未來的事

502
00:22:03,838 --> 00:22:04,796
‎想得美喔

503
00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:09,088
‎-好耶
‎-我很喜歡，這樣就對了

504
00:22:09,171 --> 00:22:10,171
‎-我們愛這套
‎-不要

505
00:22:13,796 --> 00:22:15,255
‎不要…

506
00:22:17,838 --> 00:22:20,546
‎-還是不對
‎-拜託，艾莉，明明就很完美

507
00:22:23,255 --> 00:22:24,796
‎就是這套

508
00:22:29,546 --> 00:22:30,421
‎喜歡嗎，爹地？

509
00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:32,630
‎我超愛

510
00:22:32,713 --> 00:22:34,880
‎這是我所扮過最棒的扮裝

511
00:22:34,963 --> 00:22:37,130
‎你扮過幾次裝？

512
00:22:37,213 --> 00:22:38,046
‎在這次之前？

513
00:22:38,130 --> 00:22:38,963
‎沒半次

514
00:22:41,338 --> 00:22:42,171
‎做得好，艾莉

515
00:22:42,255 --> 00:22:43,505
‎-謝謝
‎-那是什麼？

516
00:22:43,588 --> 00:22:45,588
‎我們列了五大要求

517
00:22:45,671 --> 00:22:46,796
‎今天要成功達陣的話

518
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,380
‎我們必須五大要求都達成

519
00:22:49,463 --> 00:22:50,838
‎我最愛列表了

520
00:22:50,921 --> 00:22:51,880
‎第一大要求

521
00:22:52,713 --> 00:22:53,546
‎那是韓文嗎？

522
00:22:53,630 --> 00:22:54,838
‎早餐驚喜

523
00:22:55,338 --> 00:22:57,380
‎上車囉！

524
00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:58,838
‎我們要先換衣服吧？

525
00:22:58,921 --> 00:22:59,755
‎不用

526
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:01,921
‎-凱蒂
‎-要吧？

527
00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:03,088
‎想都別想

528
00:23:03,171 --> 00:23:06,296
‎孩子們，第五大為什麼要閃閃發光？

529
00:23:06,380 --> 00:23:07,588
‎那是重頭戲

530
00:23:07,671 --> 00:23:10,421
‎剩下的無可奉告

531
00:23:10,505 --> 00:23:11,380
‎連提示都不行？

532
00:23:11,463 --> 00:23:13,130
‎你們知道得越少越好

533
00:23:13,213 --> 00:23:15,088
‎好吧

534
00:23:15,171 --> 00:23:16,380
‎我不會參加重頭戲

535
00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:17,838
‎到時候我會在完美祭上

536
00:23:17,921 --> 00:23:19,505
‎一定會超好玩

537
00:23:19,588 --> 00:23:22,046
‎我一直在背H.E.R.的歌詞

538
00:23:22,130 --> 00:23:23,130
‎真的很不錯

539
00:23:23,213 --> 00:23:24,088
‎媽，要合起來念

540
00:23:24,171 --> 00:23:25,713
‎合起來念？好吧

541
00:23:25,796 --> 00:23:27,546
‎-H.E.R是誰？
‎-廣播上的就是H.E.R.

542
00:23:27,630 --> 00:23:29,880
‎她是完美祭的頭號人物

543
00:23:29,963 --> 00:23:32,046
‎就是凱蒂和我今晚要去的女孩之夜

544
00:23:32,130 --> 00:23:33,213
‎妳不會去

545
00:23:33,296 --> 00:23:34,796
‎蕾拉的茱莉表姊會帶我們去

546
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,505
‎我已經說第三張票可以給她了

547
00:23:37,671 --> 00:23:40,588
‎妳可能要叫蕾拉
‎告訴茱莉表姊別抱太大期望

548
00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:42,213
‎因為據我所知，我們有打賭

549
00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:43,130
‎而且我會贏

550
00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,213
‎妳才不會

551
00:23:44,296 --> 00:23:45,421
‎我一定會

552
00:23:45,505 --> 00:23:48,171
‎-會…
‎-別這樣啦

553
00:23:48,255 --> 00:23:49,755
‎好丟臉

554
00:23:56,588 --> 00:23:58,005
‎嗨，我們要慶祝第一次…

555
00:23:58,088 --> 00:24:00,130
‎不行！不能說今天是有求必應日

556
00:24:00,630 --> 00:24:01,463
‎好

557
00:24:01,546 --> 00:24:02,671
‎有咖啡

558
00:24:03,171 --> 00:24:04,338
‎是早餐

559
00:24:04,421 --> 00:24:06,338
‎哪裡在辦嘉年華啊？

560
00:24:06,421 --> 00:24:07,588
‎看起來像是燃燒人節慶

561
00:24:07,671 --> 00:24:08,796
‎你們要吃什麼？

562
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,463
‎-巴西莓果碗？冰沙？
‎-好

563
00:24:10,546 --> 00:24:12,338
‎我們要那個，謝謝

564
00:24:12,421 --> 00:24:13,838
‎你要破肚碗？

565
00:24:13,921 --> 00:24:15,213
‎沒錯

566
00:24:15,296 --> 00:24:16,671
‎那要40元耶

567
00:24:16,755 --> 00:24:19,296
‎30分鐘內吃完就免費

568
00:24:19,380 --> 00:24:20,546
‎說得沒錯

569
00:24:20,630 --> 00:24:21,671
‎破肚碗裡面有什麼？

570
00:24:21,755 --> 00:24:22,796
‎冰淇淋

571
00:24:27,588 --> 00:24:30,088
‎-慘了，我想要的是卡布奇諾
‎-我的天啊

572
00:24:30,671 --> 00:24:31,630
‎準備挑戰了嗎？

573
00:24:31,713 --> 00:24:32,838
‎-好
‎-好了！

574
00:24:32,921 --> 00:24:34,755
‎有藍莓耶，我愛藍莓

575
00:24:34,838 --> 00:24:35,713
‎我要吃

576
00:24:35,796 --> 00:24:38,921
‎你們必須把碗盤裡的東西都吃光

577
00:24:39,005 --> 00:24:41,046
‎包含冰淇淋、布朗尼、甜筒餅乾…

578
00:24:41,130 --> 00:24:41,963
‎這是什麼？

579
00:24:42,046 --> 00:24:43,546
‎普通的定型化契約

580
00:24:43,630 --> 00:24:46,088
‎有多少人失去了眼球？

581
00:24:47,088 --> 00:24:49,088
‎你是說這個月？還是總計？

582
00:24:51,130 --> 00:24:51,963
‎他是律師

583
00:24:52,046 --> 00:24:53,588
‎-真的嗎？
‎-對，我是律師

584
00:24:53,671 --> 00:24:56,171
‎-你們有30分鐘完成挑戰
‎-好，準備好了

585
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,213
‎我現在滿心期待

586
00:24:58,296 --> 00:25:00,171
‎各就位、預備

587
00:25:00,255 --> 00:25:02,171
‎開始…

588
00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:10,630
‎艾莉，加油

589
00:25:10,713 --> 00:25:12,088
‎艾莉，繼續吃

590
00:25:15,796 --> 00:25:16,796
‎你們表現得很好

591
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,463
‎但你們得加快腳步

592
00:25:19,255 --> 00:25:20,838
‎冰淇淋非常多

593
00:25:30,463 --> 00:25:32,005
‎太好吃啦！

594
00:25:33,463 --> 00:25:35,255
‎加油！繼續吃！

595
00:25:37,380 --> 00:25:40,838
‎-大腦結凍了！
‎-幫幫妳弟

596
00:25:41,755 --> 00:25:43,088
‎你生日派對上的小丑

597
00:25:43,171 --> 00:25:44,463
‎馬桶裡有蛇、暑期學校

598
00:25:44,546 --> 00:25:45,380
‎驚嚇是治打嗝的

599
00:25:45,463 --> 00:25:46,296
‎捏他的鼻子

600
00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:47,255
‎用力拉舌頭

601
00:25:47,338 --> 00:25:48,463
‎都是治打嗝的

602
00:25:56,421 --> 00:25:57,421
‎加油！

603
00:26:15,380 --> 00:26:17,630
‎我吃不下去了，越吃越噁心

604
00:26:18,213 --> 00:26:19,921
‎我要爆炸了

605
00:26:20,005 --> 00:26:21,088
‎我吃不下了

606
00:26:22,796 --> 00:26:24,713
‎天啊，爸，你根本就是冰淇淋吸收器

607
00:26:26,338 --> 00:26:29,463
‎我們以前交往時
‎看過他在吃到飽餐廳這麼吃過一次

608
00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,088
‎我就知道有一天會派上用場

609
00:26:31,171 --> 00:26:33,005
‎湯匙給我

610
00:26:33,088 --> 00:26:35,046
‎爹地…

611
00:26:45,005 --> 00:26:46,921
‎十、九

612
00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:49,963
‎八、七、六

613
00:26:50,046 --> 00:26:53,546
‎五、四、三、二

614
00:26:53,630 --> 00:26:54,463
‎一

615
00:26:56,588 --> 00:26:58,838
‎你們相信奇蹟嗎？

616
00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:03,380
‎你還好嗎？

617
00:27:03,463 --> 00:27:04,921
‎太精彩了

618
00:27:05,005 --> 00:27:06,005
‎往上湧了嗎？

619
00:27:07,963 --> 00:27:09,755
‎根據合約第10項規定

620
00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:11,713
‎嘔吐將使挑戰者喪失資格

621
00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:13,005
‎壓下去，寶貝，你行的

622
00:27:13,088 --> 00:27:15,463
‎想想我們家的名聲

623
00:27:15,546 --> 00:27:16,630
‎壓下去

624
00:27:16,713 --> 00:27:20,005
‎-別想噁心的東西，像是牛肉乾
‎-對

625
00:27:20,088 --> 00:27:21,338
‎-你行的
‎-就看你了

626
00:27:21,838 --> 00:27:22,963
‎那裡有水桶

627
00:27:23,046 --> 00:27:24,921
‎-我沒事
‎-他沒事，你行的

628
00:27:25,671 --> 00:27:26,880
‎你得忍住

629
00:27:30,296 --> 00:27:33,255
‎好吧，我們正式失敗了

630
00:27:33,338 --> 00:27:34,921
‎拜託，快停下來

631
00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:37,671
‎-真遺憾
‎-聽起來不太妙

632
00:27:37,755 --> 00:27:40,546
‎他沒有吐

633
00:27:40,630 --> 00:27:42,213
‎是從下面排出來的！

634
00:27:47,046 --> 00:27:47,921
‎你們成功了

635
00:27:49,296 --> 00:27:50,671
‎好了，孩子們

636
00:27:50,755 --> 00:27:53,130
‎看看你們的父親，看看這個男人

637
00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:56,338
‎他會成為有求必應日的傳說

638
00:27:56,421 --> 00:27:58,505
‎是，不過今天拜託不要再吃東西了

639
00:27:58,588 --> 00:28:00,546
‎爸，接下來會超級輕鬆

640
00:28:00,630 --> 00:28:01,630
‎非常放鬆

641
00:28:01,713 --> 00:28:02,880
‎而且還很衛生

642
00:28:04,463 --> 00:28:05,671
‎做什麼會很衛生？

643
00:28:05,755 --> 00:28:06,588
‎我不知道

644
00:28:08,296 --> 00:28:09,296
‎是要買馬桶嗎？

645
00:28:09,380 --> 00:28:10,255
‎不是

646
00:28:12,588 --> 00:28:13,421
‎（洗車）

647
00:28:13,505 --> 00:28:15,921
‎這才像話嘛

648
00:28:16,005 --> 00:28:17,963
‎洗車就像重生一樣

649
00:28:18,046 --> 00:28:20,130
‎這正是我所需要的，謝謝你們

650
00:28:20,213 --> 00:28:21,296
‎-對啊
‎-對

651
00:28:21,380 --> 00:28:23,005
‎對，這很簡單

652
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,130
‎兩位，還有一件事

653
00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:37,588
‎-窗戶打開！
‎-什麼？

654
00:28:38,630 --> 00:28:39,463
‎什麼？

655
00:28:40,046 --> 00:28:41,880
‎你們非開不可，今天是有求必應日

656
00:28:42,588 --> 00:28:43,421
‎該怎麼辦？

657
00:28:44,255 --> 00:28:45,588
‎我不知道，這是妳的車

658
00:28:46,171 --> 00:28:47,630
‎快點，媽，說出來沒關係

659
00:28:47,713 --> 00:28:50,213
‎總共兩個字：不、要

660
00:28:53,463 --> 00:28:54,921
‎窗戶打開！

661
00:28:58,463 --> 00:28:59,463
‎不要…

662
00:29:04,255 --> 00:29:05,338
‎天啊

663
00:29:07,255 --> 00:29:08,421
‎（超讚肥皂泡）

664
00:29:18,380 --> 00:29:19,588
‎媽咪，妳的妝

665
00:29:23,838 --> 00:29:26,046
‎有求必應日棒呆啦！

666
00:29:27,046 --> 00:29:28,463
‎好耶

667
00:29:28,546 --> 00:29:30,630
‎有求必應日

668
00:29:30,713 --> 00:29:32,546
‎我一個禮拜都不用洗澡了

669
00:29:32,630 --> 00:29:34,213
‎你早就沒洗了

670
00:29:34,296 --> 00:29:35,838
‎（颶風烘乾機）

671
00:29:48,421 --> 00:29:51,255
‎-我們撐得過今天嗎？
‎-他們可能是想害死我們

672
00:29:54,755 --> 00:29:56,588
‎噁，南多，你好…

673
00:29:57,713 --> 00:29:58,630
‎噁心

674
00:30:01,046 --> 00:30:03,630
‎開窗洗車有個出乎意料的好處

675
00:30:03,713 --> 00:30:05,338
‎神祕臭味終於消失了

676
00:30:05,421 --> 00:30:07,338
‎我真的很想知道我要開去哪裡

677
00:30:07,421 --> 00:30:10,296
‎抱歉，爸，依照規定你不能知道

678
00:30:10,380 --> 00:30:12,130
‎不要再問那麼多問題了

679
00:30:12,213 --> 00:30:14,421
‎對了，兩位，新活動

680
00:30:14,505 --> 00:30:16,088
‎新衣服

681
00:30:16,171 --> 00:30:17,713
‎這件給妳，凱蒂

682
00:30:17,796 --> 00:30:19,588
‎這件是爸的

683
00:30:19,671 --> 00:30:21,338
‎我們要組舞團嗎？

684
00:30:21,421 --> 00:30:23,380
‎組舞團就太便宜你囉

685
00:30:29,046 --> 00:30:30,463
‎說真的，我們是要做什麼？

686
00:30:33,005 --> 00:30:34,630
‎那是水球嗎？

687
00:30:35,505 --> 00:30:36,338
‎大亂鬥！

688
00:30:36,421 --> 00:30:37,713
‎-對
‎-大亂鬥是什麼？

689
00:30:37,796 --> 00:30:41,755
‎就是搶旗加漆彈再加一堆酷愛飲料

690
00:30:41,838 --> 00:30:43,588
‎那是凱蒂在營隊學到的遊戲

691
00:30:43,671 --> 00:30:45,380
‎我們跟鄰居的小朋友玩過一次

692
00:30:45,463 --> 00:30:47,255
‎對，媽是第一個出局的

693
00:30:47,338 --> 00:30:48,755
‎有夠丟臉

694
00:30:48,838 --> 00:30:50,588
‎只有真正的戰士能撐過大亂鬥

695
00:30:50,671 --> 00:30:51,671
‎那次是一場災難

696
00:30:51,755 --> 00:30:53,713
‎但今天不會了，今天我們要大亂鬥

697
00:30:53,796 --> 00:30:55,046
‎-今天我們要大亂鬥
‎-對

698
00:30:55,671 --> 00:30:58,255
‎你們去哪找來這麼多人？

699
00:30:58,338 --> 00:31:02,755
‎我們跟他們說
‎有性感浪漫實境節目的選角指導要來

700
00:31:03,338 --> 00:31:04,421
‎也就是妳，媽

701
00:31:04,505 --> 00:31:06,963
‎對，《飢渴島》

702
00:31:08,130 --> 00:31:10,005
‎我們走吧，大家好

703
00:31:10,088 --> 00:31:11,880
‎《飢渴島》？好吧

704
00:31:11,963 --> 00:31:14,046
‎要玩就要贏，我們上！

705
00:31:15,755 --> 00:31:17,963
‎托雷斯先生，你參加有求必應日了

706
00:31:18,046 --> 00:31:18,963
‎太棒了

707
00:31:19,713 --> 00:31:21,088
‎你怎麼會在這裡？

708
00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:22,880
‎南多找我來的

709
00:31:22,963 --> 00:31:24,088
‎我負責當裁判

710
00:31:24,171 --> 00:31:25,755
‎你不是對運動一無所知嗎？

711
00:31:25,838 --> 00:31:27,380
‎沒錯，我完全不懂

712
00:31:27,463 --> 00:31:29,546
‎但有求必應日可不能說不，對吧？

713
00:31:30,046 --> 00:31:31,213
‎你去就位吧

714
00:31:34,171 --> 00:31:35,588
‎你們哪個猛男猛女怕了嗎？

715
00:31:36,296 --> 00:31:37,255
‎你們應該要怕

716
00:31:37,963 --> 00:31:39,921
‎想哭著回家找媽咪的

717
00:31:40,005 --> 00:31:41,546
‎現在正是機會

718
00:31:41,630 --> 00:31:44,171
‎長官，我該把大頭照給誰？

719
00:31:46,380 --> 00:31:50,505
‎長官，不瞞您說
‎我是《鑽石求千金》第12季的亞軍

720
00:31:50,588 --> 00:31:52,380
‎我是第9季

721
00:31:52,463 --> 00:31:53,421
‎我是第13季

722
00:31:53,505 --> 00:31:54,338
‎隨便啦！

723
00:31:54,421 --> 00:31:56,713
‎每隊各有一個顏色的旗幟要保護

724
00:31:56,796 --> 00:31:58,505
‎目標是搶到別隊的旗幟

725
00:31:58,588 --> 00:32:01,255
‎但不能被他們的酷愛水球擊中

726
00:32:01,338 --> 00:32:03,546
‎只要被砸到就出局

727
00:32:04,046 --> 00:32:06,171
‎當某一隊搶到所有旗幟，比賽就結束

728
00:32:06,255 --> 00:32:08,463
‎好，現在開始大亂鬥吧

729
00:32:09,755 --> 00:32:11,921
‎-大藍隊
‎-幹嘛？

730
00:32:12,005 --> 00:32:12,838
‎跳起來

731
00:32:13,713 --> 00:32:14,546
‎好

732
00:32:19,046 --> 00:32:21,296
‎這樣打氣就夠了，大家都有點尷尬

733
00:32:21,796 --> 00:32:24,255
‎大家聽著，要開始了

734
00:32:24,338 --> 00:32:28,171
‎拿好自己的隊旗，拼死命保護

735
00:32:28,255 --> 00:32:31,296
‎等我數到三，你們就往前衝

736
00:32:31,380 --> 00:32:32,671
‎三、二…

737
00:32:32,755 --> 00:32:34,421
‎等等，是我搞錯了，抱歉

738
00:32:35,421 --> 00:32:36,630
‎一

739
00:32:37,171 --> 00:32:38,171
‎二

740
00:32:39,755 --> 00:32:41,213
‎三

741
00:32:53,130 --> 00:32:54,755
‎媽媽是我們的強敵

742
00:32:55,255 --> 00:32:57,130
‎我們去解決她！

743
00:32:59,796 --> 00:33:01,338
‎別擔心紅隊

744
00:33:01,421 --> 00:33:02,630
‎我老公只會防守

745
00:33:02,713 --> 00:33:04,505
‎別擔心綠隊，凱蒂很聰明

746
00:33:04,588 --> 00:33:06,213
‎她會去找她爸下手，快跑

747
00:33:06,296 --> 00:33:08,713
‎各位聽好了，防守是關鍵，知道嗎？

748
00:33:08,796 --> 00:33:11,463
‎我們在這裡隔山觀虎鬥就好

749
00:33:11,546 --> 00:33:12,380
‎我很有把握

750
00:33:12,463 --> 00:33:15,046
‎走，去找紅隊，先解決我爸的隊伍

751
00:33:15,130 --> 00:33:16,546
‎這下易如反掌了

752
00:33:19,338 --> 00:33:21,380
‎頭髮綁東西的那個，出局！

753
00:33:24,046 --> 00:33:25,671
‎戴頭帶的那個，出局！

754
00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:27,421
‎是另一個戴頭帶的

755
00:33:30,505 --> 00:33:31,421
‎我們要自拍嗎？

756
00:33:31,505 --> 00:33:32,588
‎好啊

757
00:33:32,671 --> 00:33:33,546
‎讚

758
00:33:33,630 --> 00:33:34,838
‎在IG上標記我，好嗎？

759
00:33:34,963 --> 00:33:38,296
‎一、二、三，《飢渴島》！

760
00:33:43,421 --> 00:33:44,630
‎紅隊，你們在幹嘛？

761
00:33:44,713 --> 00:33:45,880
‎這根本是大屠殺

762
00:33:45,963 --> 00:33:48,046
‎你們有一半隊員出局了

763
00:33:48,130 --> 00:33:50,005
‎等一下，改變策略

764
00:33:50,088 --> 00:33:51,630
‎逃命去吧，比利，快逃

765
00:33:52,588 --> 00:33:54,671
‎我就愛一大早酷愛飲料的味道

766
00:34:03,505 --> 00:34:05,713
‎等一下，我們太多人陣亡了

767
00:34:05,796 --> 00:34:06,713
‎出局！

768
00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:10,380
‎傷亡太大了，回去，撤退

769
00:34:10,463 --> 00:34:11,505
‎撤退

770
00:34:12,255 --> 00:34:13,213
‎新策略

771
00:34:13,671 --> 00:34:15,255
‎夫人，我叫艾瑞克

772
00:34:15,338 --> 00:34:18,921
‎-我不是來交朋友，而是來秀肌肉的
‎-我的肌肉更發達，妳看

773
00:34:19,005 --> 00:34:21,171
‎我的身材很親民，適合上電視

774
00:34:21,255 --> 00:34:22,755
‎對喔，電視節目《渴望島》

775
00:34:22,838 --> 00:34:23,671
‎快把衣服穿好

776
00:34:23,755 --> 00:34:24,713
‎我們被大殺特殺

777
00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:25,838
‎把那個袋子給我

778
00:34:26,505 --> 00:34:27,755
‎幫我裝填彈藥

779
00:34:27,838 --> 00:34:29,463
‎-給她彈藥
‎-拿過來

780
00:34:30,130 --> 00:34:33,296
‎藍隊，小時候是誰幫你們擦屁股？

781
00:34:33,380 --> 00:34:34,630
‎-我媽
‎-我們的媽媽

782
00:34:34,713 --> 00:34:36,713
‎小時候是誰幫你們綁鞋帶？

783
00:34:36,796 --> 00:34:37,713
‎我們的媽媽！

784
00:34:37,796 --> 00:34:39,463
‎為你們的媽媽奮戰！

785
00:34:39,546 --> 00:34:40,671
‎藍隊加油！

786
00:34:40,755 --> 00:34:42,005
‎藍隊加油！

787
00:34:46,505 --> 00:34:48,005
‎南多，小心

788
00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:51,838
‎丟得漂亮，艾莉指揮官

789
00:34:59,213 --> 00:35:00,421
‎出局！

790
00:35:02,588 --> 00:35:03,713
‎上！

791
00:35:03,796 --> 00:35:04,713
‎看到他們了嗎？

792
00:35:04,796 --> 00:35:07,130
‎解決我可愛的孩子們

793
00:35:08,421 --> 00:35:09,880
‎你們輸定了！

794
00:35:09,963 --> 00:35:10,921
‎這下糟糕了

795
00:35:11,671 --> 00:35:13,588
‎要我成為戰士？

796
00:35:13,671 --> 00:35:15,463
‎那我就成為戰士！

797
00:35:15,546 --> 00:35:17,963
‎聽著，我們應該要聯手解決她

798
00:35:19,046 --> 00:35:19,921
‎成交

799
00:35:20,005 --> 00:35:21,130
‎這樣公平嗎？

800
00:35:21,213 --> 00:35:24,046
‎兵不厭詐，這是大亂鬥

801
00:35:24,130 --> 00:35:25,380
‎上吧

802
00:35:27,296 --> 00:35:29,005
‎（煙霧彈）

803
00:35:35,213 --> 00:35:37,255
‎太完美了，完全讓她措手不及

804
00:35:37,338 --> 00:35:39,963
‎-對
‎-你出下流招式嗎，南多？

805
00:35:46,380 --> 00:35:48,171
‎我沒看到她，她在哪？

806
00:35:48,755 --> 00:35:50,130
‎你有看到她往哪跑嗎？

807
00:35:50,213 --> 00:35:51,421
‎沒看到，我們走

808
00:36:11,588 --> 00:36:12,755
‎媽！

809
00:36:15,921 --> 00:36:18,046
‎你被砸個正著

810
00:36:27,005 --> 00:36:27,963
‎出局

811
00:36:32,005 --> 00:36:34,005
‎托雷斯太太拿到紅旗了

812
00:36:34,088 --> 00:36:36,505
‎她再拿到綠旗就贏了

813
00:36:36,588 --> 00:36:37,838
‎你怎麼讓這種事發生？

814
00:36:37,921 --> 00:36:38,755
‎什麼？

815
00:36:39,963 --> 00:36:42,463
‎布萊恩，手機可以借我一下嗎？

816
00:36:43,130 --> 00:36:44,421
‎我有工作要處理

817
00:36:44,921 --> 00:36:46,463
‎你會幫我跟你老婆說好話嗎？

818
00:36:47,171 --> 00:36:48,005
‎沒問題

819
00:36:49,046 --> 00:36:50,213
‎等等，慢著

820
00:36:51,171 --> 00:36:55,380
‎媽，已經結束了，妳連水球都沒了

821
00:36:57,755 --> 00:37:00,255
‎那妳眼裡為什麼會有恐懼，女兒？

822
00:37:02,088 --> 00:37:05,505
‎不對，妳的恐懼更深

823
00:37:06,213 --> 00:37:07,213
‎妳才是

824
00:37:07,296 --> 00:37:08,380
‎不對，妳才是

825
00:37:08,463 --> 00:37:10,380
‎-妳才是
‎-妳才是

826
00:37:11,255 --> 00:37:12,546
‎等等

827
00:37:40,796 --> 00:37:44,005
‎我媽好厲害！

828
00:37:44,546 --> 00:37:46,088
‎我們成功了

829
00:37:46,171 --> 00:37:47,963
‎藍隊萬歲！

830
00:37:51,796 --> 00:37:53,380
‎奈米攝影機出貨了是什麼意思？

831
00:37:53,463 --> 00:37:54,588
‎我們還沒得到許可耶

832
00:37:55,088 --> 00:37:56,546
‎叫艾倫把商品召回

833
00:37:56,630 --> 00:37:57,963
‎-爹地？
‎-親愛的

834
00:37:58,838 --> 00:38:00,088
‎你在講電話嗎？

835
00:38:00,171 --> 00:38:01,713
‎沒有，電話？沒有啦

836
00:38:01,796 --> 00:38:03,130
‎我只是在這裡

837
00:38:03,630 --> 00:38:06,213
‎享受大自然，我愛大自然

838
00:38:06,755 --> 00:38:08,213
‎你看起來很像在講電話

839
00:38:08,296 --> 00:38:09,296
‎沒有，我沒講

840
00:38:10,338 --> 00:38:11,796
‎-沒有
‎-爹地，你有聽到嗎？

841
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,796
‎-什麼？
‎-一定是那邊的樹叢傳出來的

842
00:38:20,921 --> 00:38:22,755
‎牠從巢裡掉下來了

843
00:38:22,838 --> 00:38:23,963
‎是啊

844
00:38:26,130 --> 00:38:27,421
‎我們得把牠放回去

845
00:38:27,505 --> 00:38:30,046
‎-什麼？
‎-你不是愛大自然嗎？

846
00:38:31,963 --> 00:38:34,046
‎對，親愛的，但那棵樹很高

847
00:38:34,130 --> 00:38:35,505
‎如果你救小鳥，爹地

848
00:38:35,588 --> 00:38:38,338
‎我就不告訴別人我看到你在講電話

849
00:38:45,671 --> 00:38:46,713
‎等等

850
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,505
‎爹地加油，快一點

851
00:38:59,588 --> 00:39:01,796
‎牠們團聚了，親愛的

852
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,838
‎爹地好棒

853
00:39:03,921 --> 00:39:06,046
‎這麼做真的很棒，親愛的，謝謝妳

854
00:39:10,588 --> 00:39:11,421
‎這是怎樣？

855
00:39:11,505 --> 00:39:13,588
‎牠以為你在偷牠的寶寶

856
00:39:13,671 --> 00:39:15,838
‎我們只是想幫忙

857
00:39:21,546 --> 00:39:24,046
‎艾莉森寶貝！

858
00:39:24,130 --> 00:39:26,421
‎艾莉森！

859
00:39:26,505 --> 00:39:28,005
‎爹地下來

860
00:39:28,088 --> 00:39:29,130
‎我要摔下去了，寶貝

861
00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:34,130
‎你沒事吧，爹地？

862
00:39:35,755 --> 00:39:36,588
‎沒事，親愛的

863
00:39:38,088 --> 00:39:39,005
‎我沒事

864
00:39:39,796 --> 00:39:40,630
‎我沒事

865
00:39:42,671 --> 00:39:43,671
‎我沒事

866
00:39:45,671 --> 00:39:47,505
‎天啊，別啄了

867
00:39:48,088 --> 00:39:49,171
‎快叫妳媽！

868
00:39:50,838 --> 00:39:51,838
‎實在太好玩了

869
00:39:53,005 --> 00:39:54,880
‎妳看，我也不是只會潑冷水

870
00:39:55,463 --> 00:39:56,505
‎今天不是

871
00:39:57,755 --> 00:40:00,296
‎媽，妳不可能撐過一整天

872
00:40:00,380 --> 00:40:01,755
‎我還沒說過不要，對吧？

873
00:40:01,838 --> 00:40:03,130
‎快報警！

874
00:40:05,588 --> 00:40:07,088
‎-艾莉森！
‎-那是爸爸嗎？

875
00:40:08,130 --> 00:40:08,963
‎對，是他

876
00:40:11,255 --> 00:40:13,838
‎你哥會帶你去拿乾冰吧？

877
00:40:13,921 --> 00:40:17,130
‎沒問題，對了，今晚會有很多人來

878
00:40:17,213 --> 00:40:18,546
‎一定會超帥

879
00:40:18,630 --> 00:40:19,921
‎太棒了

880
00:40:20,005 --> 00:40:21,963
‎你確定需要那麼多小蘇打嗎？

881
00:40:22,046 --> 00:40:24,005
‎確定，小蘇打的催化效果比較好

882
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:26,671
‎相信我，我現在是催化劑專家

883
00:40:26,755 --> 00:40:28,505
‎艾莉森！快報警！

884
00:40:28,588 --> 00:40:29,755
‎我待會再打給你

885
00:40:34,088 --> 00:40:35,963
‎快報警！

886
00:40:39,546 --> 00:40:41,088
‎我們現在就需要醫生

887
00:40:41,171 --> 00:40:42,838
‎發生了恐怖的鳥類攻擊

888
00:40:42,921 --> 00:40:44,338
‎什麼？ 我有感染狂犬病嗎？

889
00:40:44,421 --> 00:40:45,671
‎沒有，這間醫院很爛

890
00:40:45,755 --> 00:40:47,546
‎所以我誇張一點，他們才會鳥我們

891
00:40:47,630 --> 00:40:48,463
‎這不是雙關語

892
00:40:48,546 --> 00:40:50,338
‎她是在開玩笑，妳在開玩笑吧？

893
00:40:50,421 --> 00:40:51,380
‎當然

894
00:40:51,463 --> 00:40:52,546
‎候診室到了

895
00:40:52,630 --> 00:40:54,130
‎-凱蒂，這裡交給妳
‎-好

896
00:40:54,213 --> 00:40:55,588
‎大家待在她身邊

897
00:40:55,671 --> 00:40:56,838
‎我待會才找得到你們

898
00:40:56,921 --> 00:40:59,380
‎-快一點…
‎-別亂跑，沒事了

899
00:40:59,963 --> 00:41:01,796
‎托雷斯先生，你可以放輕鬆

900
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,213
‎只是皮肉傷，你不會有事

901
00:41:04,296 --> 00:41:08,505
‎很好，所以沒腦震盪
‎沒狂犬病，也沒瘀青？他能走了？

902
00:41:08,588 --> 00:41:09,421
‎他沒事了

903
00:41:09,505 --> 00:41:11,588
‎-我請護理師幫你辦出院
‎-謝謝

904
00:41:12,588 --> 00:41:14,546
‎你沒事，太棒了

905
00:41:15,338 --> 00:41:17,671
‎我去找孩子，你慢慢來

906
00:41:20,213 --> 00:41:21,671
‎親愛的，我很不想破壞興致

907
00:41:22,255 --> 00:41:23,421
‎但我的身體不行了

908
00:41:23,921 --> 00:41:25,755
‎可以改天再繼續嗎？

909
00:41:27,463 --> 00:41:28,630
‎真的嗎？

910
00:41:29,130 --> 00:41:29,963
‎真的

911
00:41:30,505 --> 00:41:34,338
‎-如果你不舒服，我們當然可以回家
‎-謝謝

912
00:41:34,921 --> 00:41:35,796
‎天啊

913
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,088
‎我可能會去辦公室一趟

914
00:41:37,171 --> 00:41:38,255
‎然後就回家休息

915
00:41:38,338 --> 00:41:39,338
‎你說什麼？

916
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,421
‎我可能會去辦公室一趟

917
00:41:44,505 --> 00:41:48,671
‎所以你的身體無法為我們家
‎完成有求必應日

918
00:41:48,755 --> 00:41:51,380
‎但是卻可以去辦公室一趟

919
00:41:51,463 --> 00:41:54,046
‎只是去處理今早發生的一點小危機

920
00:41:54,671 --> 00:41:57,213
‎卡洛斯，你想取消今天

921
00:41:57,296 --> 00:41:58,630
‎那是你的選擇

922
00:41:58,713 --> 00:42:00,046
‎但你自己告訴孩子

923
00:42:00,130 --> 00:42:02,130
‎換你扮黑臉了

924
00:42:08,963 --> 00:42:10,421
‎托太太，妳聽

925
00:42:10,505 --> 00:42:12,921
‎我跟凱倫說要幫她辦有求必應日

926
00:42:13,005 --> 00:42:14,213
‎但她根本不想要

927
00:42:14,296 --> 00:42:17,213
‎我們有配著警笛的救護車耶

928
00:42:17,296 --> 00:42:18,755
‎想想有哪些可能性

929
00:42:18,838 --> 00:42:20,838
‎成熟一點吧，珍，我說真的

930
00:42:22,755 --> 00:42:24,505
‎妳怎麼不放鬆一點，凱倫？

931
00:42:24,588 --> 00:42:26,088
‎別那麼緊繃

932
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,088
‎妳還好嗎？

933
00:42:29,171 --> 00:42:33,005
‎沒事，我剛跟丈夫吵了一架

934
00:42:34,088 --> 00:42:35,171
‎妳要我打他一頓？

935
00:42:35,255 --> 00:42:37,296
‎沒有，不是那麼回事

936
00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:38,546
‎扯他內褲卡屁縫？

937
00:42:38,630 --> 00:42:39,921
‎不要

938
00:42:40,005 --> 00:42:42,380
‎只是今天是一整年以來第一次

939
00:42:42,463 --> 00:42:45,630
‎我覺得我們真的是同甘共苦

940
00:42:45,713 --> 00:42:48,380
‎他偏偏要打退堂鼓

941
00:42:48,463 --> 00:42:49,296
‎聽起來很像凱倫

942
00:42:49,380 --> 00:42:53,421
‎她氣我拿她的畢生積蓄買下救護車隊

943
00:42:53,505 --> 00:42:55,463
‎而我卻連這台都幾乎不會開

944
00:42:55,546 --> 00:42:57,421
‎但妳不能強迫別人改變

945
00:42:57,505 --> 00:42:59,046
‎妳得為自己打算

946
00:42:59,130 --> 00:43:02,213
‎他要嘛就一起同樂
‎不然就算他自己損失，知道嗎？

947
00:43:02,296 --> 00:43:04,005
‎說得真有道理

948
00:43:07,130 --> 00:43:08,046
‎你們好

949
00:43:08,130 --> 00:43:09,963
‎親愛的，可以跟妳說一下話嗎？

950
00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:11,880
‎好

951
00:43:14,838 --> 00:43:16,255
‎聽著，我很難過

952
00:43:16,338 --> 00:43:18,088
‎我也不想煞風景

953
00:43:18,171 --> 00:43:19,296
‎別難過

954
00:43:19,380 --> 00:43:21,213
‎你不會煞風景，就照你想要的去做吧

955
00:43:21,296 --> 00:43:23,588
‎要不要一起同樂都隨便你

956
00:43:23,671 --> 00:43:24,588
‎知道嗎？

957
00:43:25,255 --> 00:43:26,671
‎各位，讓我看看你們的厲害

958
00:43:26,755 --> 00:43:28,380
‎給我看第四大要求

959
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,296
‎很好

960
00:43:30,380 --> 00:43:32,255
‎第四大要求：刺激高爾夫

961
00:43:32,338 --> 00:43:34,338
‎一定很酷，我們會玩得很開心

962
00:43:34,421 --> 00:43:36,380
‎但絕對比不上

963
00:43:37,130 --> 00:43:38,463
‎魔法山樂園

964
00:43:38,546 --> 00:43:39,671
‎什麼？

965
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,963
‎可是距離規則呢？

966
00:43:43,046 --> 00:43:44,963
‎我決定要破例了

967
00:43:45,046 --> 00:43:47,255
‎對了，爸爸有話要說

968
00:43:50,296 --> 00:43:51,130
‎說吧，爸

969
00:43:53,255 --> 00:43:54,421
‎大家聽著，我…

970
00:43:55,421 --> 00:43:57,171
‎我有點…

971
00:43:59,130 --> 00:44:00,713
‎我有點不舒服

972
00:44:01,505 --> 00:44:03,421
‎-你不舒服？
‎-你要回家嗎？

973
00:44:08,921 --> 00:44:13,880
‎我可能得了魔法山發燒症！

974
00:44:16,088 --> 00:44:18,171
‎-但我們要怎麼過去？
‎-對啊

975
00:44:18,255 --> 00:44:19,963
‎休旅車在大亂鬥戰場

976
00:44:20,046 --> 00:44:22,046
‎而且這種路況也要開很久

977
00:44:22,713 --> 00:44:24,463
‎拜託，今天是有求必應日耶

978
00:44:27,713 --> 00:44:30,546
‎準備好要狂搭雲霄飛車了嗎？

979
00:44:30,630 --> 00:44:32,171
‎好了！

980
00:44:32,255 --> 00:44:33,505
‎我先說清楚

981
00:44:33,588 --> 00:44:35,046
‎如果發生緊急狀況

982
00:44:35,130 --> 00:44:36,921
‎我就得把你們丟在路邊

983
00:44:38,921 --> 00:44:41,130
‎-要是我們出緊急狀況呢？
‎-天啊

984
00:44:41,963 --> 00:44:42,796
‎說得好

985
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:46,921
‎唉唷，坐穩了

986
00:44:47,755 --> 00:44:49,671
‎想取笑我就隨你們便

987
00:44:49,755 --> 00:44:51,838
‎不過我帶了乾淨衣服

988
00:44:51,921 --> 00:44:53,338
‎-棒呆了
‎-以防萬一

989
00:44:53,421 --> 00:44:55,796
‎-我好感謝妳，媽
‎-真是個好媽媽

990
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:58,171
‎我知道妳討厭我幫妳挑衣服
‎還是硬著頭皮試試

991
00:44:58,255 --> 00:45:00,380
‎總比全身都是酷樂飲料的味道好

992
00:45:01,755 --> 00:45:03,463
‎往魔法山出發，寶貝

993
00:45:05,963 --> 00:45:07,505
‎麻煩妳看路

994
00:45:07,588 --> 00:45:08,796
‎收到，是我的錯

995
00:45:19,005 --> 00:45:20,588
‎各位遊客注意

996
00:45:20,671 --> 00:45:24,380
‎托雷斯家要來過有求必應日了

997
00:45:24,463 --> 00:45:28,171
‎我要你們都有求必應，沒有錯啦

998
00:45:28,255 --> 00:45:30,046
‎重點就是要正面回應

999
00:45:30,130 --> 00:45:34,130
‎所以準備好大玩特玩吧！

1000
00:45:36,755 --> 00:45:40,588
‎好了，有人可以拿點心給我嗎？

1001
00:45:40,671 --> 00:45:41,796
‎你一定要答應

1002
00:46:10,171 --> 00:46:12,213
‎不…

1003
00:46:13,421 --> 00:46:17,463
‎我為什麼要答應？凱蒂！

1004
00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:22,088
‎好了

1005
00:47:23,046 --> 00:47:25,838
‎-很好，給妳，親愛的
‎-謝謝

1006
00:47:25,921 --> 00:47:29,046
‎跟大家一起出門真開心

1007
00:47:29,130 --> 00:47:31,880
‎我們得更常這麼做，因為妳在長大

1008
00:47:31,963 --> 00:47:33,338
‎我們得好好利用機會

1009
00:47:34,046 --> 00:47:36,338
‎我要去買棉花糖，妳要嗎？

1010
00:47:36,421 --> 00:47:37,921
‎不用了，謝謝妳，親愛的

1011
00:47:41,963 --> 00:47:43,213
‎凱蒂，妳的…

1012
00:47:47,213 --> 00:47:49,671
‎（我表姊今晚要介紹他們給我們）

1013
00:47:49,755 --> 00:47:51,796
‎（高個子覺得妳很可愛）

1014
00:47:52,796 --> 00:47:53,671
‎太棒了

1015
00:48:00,630 --> 00:48:02,713
‎我要妳立刻傳簡訊給蕾拉

1016
00:48:02,796 --> 00:48:04,880
‎告訴她不用由她表姊帶妳去完美祭

1017
00:48:04,963 --> 00:48:06,255
‎-媽帶妳去
‎-什麼？

1018
00:48:07,046 --> 00:48:09,005
‎-你在這裡陪妹妹，好嗎？
‎-好

1019
00:48:10,046 --> 00:48:12,713
‎她想介紹比妳大的男生給妳

1020
00:48:12,796 --> 00:48:13,880
‎妳幹嘛看我手機？

1021
00:48:13,963 --> 00:48:15,296
‎是妳自己丟在那裡沒拿

1022
00:48:15,380 --> 00:48:17,088
‎妳很明顯反應過度了

1023
00:48:17,171 --> 00:48:18,755
‎因為我無法控制蕾拉要傳什麼

1024
00:48:18,838 --> 00:48:21,296
‎她是回覆妳之前傳的簡訊

1025
00:48:21,380 --> 00:48:23,463
‎“學校的男生好無聊”

1026
00:48:23,546 --> 00:48:24,588
‎妳明明就有偷看

1027
00:48:24,671 --> 00:48:27,130
‎我看到照片就打開手機了

1028
00:48:27,213 --> 00:48:29,046
‎爸，可以幫我說句話嗎？

1029
00:48:29,130 --> 00:48:30,546
‎我知道妳想要獨立

1030
00:48:30,630 --> 00:48:31,880
‎也知道我是在潑冷水

1031
00:48:32,588 --> 00:48:34,213
‎不過我跟妳說清楚了，凱蒂

1032
00:48:34,796 --> 00:48:37,630
‎今晚不讓我帶妳去演唱會
‎妳就別去了

1033
00:48:40,088 --> 00:48:41,171
‎我不玩有求必應日了

1034
00:48:41,255 --> 00:48:43,380
‎-我不玩了
‎-是喔，妳被禁足了

1035
00:48:45,296 --> 00:48:48,380
‎真不敢相信我被妳騙得以為妳改變了

1036
00:48:48,463 --> 00:48:49,671
‎妳真的很不信任我

1037
00:48:49,755 --> 00:48:52,130
‎這跟信任無關，重點是我是妳家長

1038
00:48:52,213 --> 00:48:53,755
‎拜託，放過我吧

1039
00:48:54,546 --> 00:48:57,838
‎現在問題是我不再需要妳
‎但妳卻無法接受

1040
00:48:57,921 --> 00:48:58,838
‎凱蒂琳娜

1041
00:48:59,338 --> 00:49:00,296
‎夠了

1042
00:49:01,463 --> 00:49:02,713
‎帶弟弟妹妹去搭旋轉木馬

1043
00:49:03,755 --> 00:49:04,921
‎馬上去

1044
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:13,796
‎你們過來

1045
00:49:15,796 --> 00:49:16,880
‎要去哪？

1046
00:49:16,963 --> 00:49:17,796
‎搭旋轉木馬

1047
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,588
‎這是史上最棒的一天！

1048
00:49:34,088 --> 00:49:35,421
‎你們還不懂嗎？

1049
00:49:36,296 --> 00:49:39,130
‎爸媽只是在利用這一天控制我們

1050
00:49:39,630 --> 00:49:41,130
‎他們以為給我有求必應日

1051
00:49:41,213 --> 00:49:43,130
‎我們這輩子就會乖乖聽話

1052
00:49:43,213 --> 00:49:44,171
‎休想

1053
00:49:44,255 --> 00:49:45,630
‎對，休想

1054
00:49:45,713 --> 00:49:47,921
‎一切都是個大騙局

1055
00:49:48,005 --> 00:49:49,796
‎如果今天只是大騙局

1056
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:51,463
‎那我希望一輩子都被騙

1057
00:49:51,546 --> 00:49:52,880
‎對，我也是

1058
00:49:55,296 --> 00:49:57,630
‎基本原則是我不該看她手機

1059
00:49:57,713 --> 00:49:58,796
‎難怪她會生氣

1060
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,463
‎但手機就擺在那裡，還有男生的照片

1061
00:50:02,796 --> 00:50:04,546
‎我不喜歡被她討厭

1062
00:50:04,630 --> 00:50:06,005
‎她不討厭妳

1063
00:50:06,088 --> 00:50:07,963
‎她只是在獨立自主而已

1064
00:50:08,046 --> 00:50:10,546
‎獨立自主？還真煩人

1065
00:50:10,630 --> 00:50:13,546
‎希望她明白這一切都是因為我愛她

1066
00:50:13,630 --> 00:50:15,380
‎-我懂
‎-對吧？

1067
00:50:15,463 --> 00:50:16,838
‎她還只是個小女生

1068
00:50:17,546 --> 00:50:18,796
‎她已經沒那麼小了

1069
00:50:22,046 --> 00:50:23,005
‎你看那隻大猩猩

1070
00:50:23,088 --> 00:50:25,921
‎看起來跟凱蒂以前
‎帶著走來走去的那隻好像

1071
00:50:26,005 --> 00:50:27,671
‎她都叫它“大心心先生”

1072
00:50:27,755 --> 00:50:30,255
‎對，我記得它後來弄得很髒

1073
00:50:30,338 --> 00:50:32,463
‎對啊，它還有專屬的安全座椅

1074
00:50:32,546 --> 00:50:33,713
‎我們到哪都帶著它

1075
00:50:33,796 --> 00:50:37,921
‎她綁著小辮子、穿吊帶褲
‎口袋上還有顆愛心，好可愛

1076
00:50:38,005 --> 00:50:38,880
‎對

1077
00:50:38,963 --> 00:50:41,963
‎-那時她還是愛我的小跟班
‎-我懂

1078
00:50:42,046 --> 00:50:43,546
‎你們想玩嗎？

1079
00:50:43,630 --> 00:50:44,963
‎不用了，謝謝

1080
00:50:45,463 --> 00:50:47,046
‎卡洛斯，我想玩

1081
00:50:47,130 --> 00:50:48,505
‎我要贏得那隻大猩猩送凱蒂

1082
00:50:48,588 --> 00:50:50,421
‎-她就不會對我那麼兇了
‎-妳確定嗎？

1083
00:50:52,338 --> 00:50:54,296
‎我想要贏得那一隻

1084
00:50:54,380 --> 00:50:56,046
‎妳得先打敗這位小姐

1085
00:50:56,130 --> 00:50:57,046
‎好

1086
00:50:57,130 --> 00:50:58,171
‎嗨，妳好嗎？

1087
00:50:58,921 --> 00:51:01,546
‎我得幫女兒凱蒂贏得那隻粉紅大猩猩

1088
00:51:01,630 --> 00:51:02,463
‎我們在吵架

1089
00:51:03,463 --> 00:51:05,630
‎如果我也想贏得那隻大猩猩呢？

1090
00:51:05,713 --> 00:51:07,630
‎我已經有藍色和棕色的大猩猩了

1091
00:51:07,713 --> 00:51:08,880
‎現在我需要粉紅色的

1092
00:51:10,255 --> 00:51:12,963
‎對我放水一點，好嗎？姊妹精神嘛

1093
00:51:13,671 --> 00:51:15,630
‎凱蒂已經不是五歲了，好嗎？

1094
00:51:15,713 --> 00:51:16,921
‎我知道她不是

1095
00:51:17,005 --> 00:51:18,213
‎但等她看到大猩猩

1096
00:51:18,296 --> 00:51:19,463
‎就會知道我是媽媽

1097
00:51:19,546 --> 00:51:21,296
‎想起我曾為她做過的一切

1098
00:51:21,380 --> 00:51:22,713
‎準備好了嗎？

1099
00:51:22,796 --> 00:51:24,546
‎親愛的，我覺得我們該走了

1100
00:51:24,630 --> 00:51:26,296
‎別分散我注意力，我有任務在身

1101
00:51:26,380 --> 00:51:27,630
‎預備

1102
00:51:28,213 --> 00:51:29,046
‎開始丟

1103
00:51:34,463 --> 00:51:35,546
‎妳輸定了，小姐

1104
00:51:38,171 --> 00:51:39,505
‎好驚險

1105
00:51:39,588 --> 00:51:42,130
‎這是為了我開三小時車
‎送她的牙套到營隊

1106
00:51:43,255 --> 00:51:45,171
‎這是為了我每次打噴嚏她就尿尿

1107
00:51:45,255 --> 00:51:46,338
‎妳能安靜點嗎？

1108
00:51:46,421 --> 00:51:47,755
‎好，大家保持運動家精神

1109
00:51:47,838 --> 00:51:50,171
‎這是為了我訓練妳睡覺三次

1110
00:51:50,255 --> 00:51:51,130
‎閉嘴

1111
00:51:52,921 --> 00:51:55,296
‎-這是為了我女兒凱蒂
‎-安靜

1112
00:51:58,213 --> 00:52:00,505
‎我成功了，別招惹媽媽

1113
00:52:00,588 --> 00:52:02,963
‎不對…

1114
00:52:03,046 --> 00:52:04,088
‎我贏了

1115
00:52:04,171 --> 00:52:05,338
‎妳說什麼？是我贏了

1116
00:52:05,421 --> 00:52:07,005
‎我從沒贏過，但我剛剛贏了

1117
00:52:07,088 --> 00:52:08,630
‎不對，我贏了一點點

1118
00:52:09,838 --> 00:52:11,296
‎拜託，我們都看到是她贏了

1119
00:52:11,380 --> 00:52:12,755
‎是我贏了

1120
00:52:12,838 --> 00:52:14,338
‎-獵豹小姐？
‎-怎麼了？

1121
00:52:14,421 --> 00:52:17,171
‎妳能告訴她很明顯是我贏了嗎？
‎我根本就是狙擊手

1122
00:52:17,713 --> 00:52:20,296
‎我才是超屌狙擊手，好嗎？

1123
00:52:20,380 --> 00:52:23,255
‎-妳才不是，大猩猩是我贏走了
‎-親愛的

1124
00:52:24,296 --> 00:52:26,713
‎-我不要蹚這場渾水
‎-艾莉森，這樣不值得

1125
00:52:26,796 --> 00:52:28,046
‎這是我的大猩猩

1126
00:52:28,130 --> 00:52:29,880
‎妳這個作弊的貴婦媽媽！

1127
00:52:30,463 --> 00:52:33,005
‎別這樣，我還有票

1128
00:52:33,088 --> 00:52:34,588
‎再玩一次，好嗎？

1129
00:52:34,671 --> 00:52:35,838
‎我不該還得再贏一次

1130
00:52:35,921 --> 00:52:38,005
‎你是律師，你知道怎樣才公道

1131
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:40,963
‎別打我老婆！

1132
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:43,005
‎下來

1133
00:52:43,088 --> 00:52:43,963
‎警衛

1134
00:52:44,671 --> 00:52:45,796
‎妳…

1135
00:52:46,755 --> 00:52:48,921
‎-不要，小姐，拜託別這樣
‎-少囉嗦

1136
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:51,505
‎冷靜點

1137
00:52:52,171 --> 00:52:54,421
‎我怎麼一直遇到這種事？

1138
00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:56,796
‎-親愛的
‎-為了我的寶貝，把大心心給我

1139
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:58,880
‎如果妳是那麼好的媽媽

1140
00:52:58,963 --> 00:53:00,755
‎那妳的孩子呢？

1141
00:53:05,130 --> 00:53:06,005
‎不要

1142
00:53:06,088 --> 00:53:08,213
‎別跟我提我的孩子

1143
00:53:08,296 --> 00:53:09,421
‎放開，小姐

1144
00:53:09,505 --> 00:53:11,505
‎-卡洛斯，幫我搶那隻大心心
‎-放手

1145
00:53:11,588 --> 00:53:12,630
‎妳就這點本事？

1146
00:53:12,713 --> 00:53:13,838
‎那是要給我的寶貝的

1147
00:53:16,296 --> 00:53:17,921
‎那個女人在哪？

1148
00:53:18,005 --> 00:53:19,880
‎-不要，親愛的，別這樣
‎-去哪裡…

1149
00:53:24,005 --> 00:53:25,463
‎我們的孩子是誰在照顧？

1150
00:53:25,546 --> 00:53:27,046
‎我愛法律，所以才會當律師

1151
00:53:27,130 --> 00:53:29,296
‎-側面
‎-艾莉通常這個時候要吃點心

1152
00:53:29,380 --> 00:53:31,255
‎-拇指
‎-但法律不外乎人情

1153
00:53:31,338 --> 00:53:34,630
‎-女士
‎-我的包包裡有冷壓有機奶昔

1154
00:53:34,713 --> 00:53:35,921
‎請站好別動

1155
00:53:37,338 --> 00:53:38,796
‎-我能重拍一次嗎？
‎-頭抬起來

1156
00:53:39,380 --> 00:53:40,296
‎拍吧，安東尼奧

1157
00:53:42,921 --> 00:53:44,630
‎所以我把壞人的照片放在這裡

1158
00:53:44,713 --> 00:53:46,338
‎這樣就能找到你了

1159
00:53:46,421 --> 00:53:47,630
‎不管你長什麼樣子都行

1160
00:53:47,713 --> 00:53:48,755
‎可以讓他禿頭嗎？

1161
00:53:48,838 --> 00:53:50,213
‎不知道耶，我可以

1162
00:53:51,046 --> 00:53:51,921
‎讓他禿頭嗎？

1163
00:53:52,005 --> 00:53:53,005
‎看到了嗎？

1164
00:53:53,088 --> 00:53:54,130
‎他跟你好像

1165
00:53:54,213 --> 00:53:55,338
‎等等，什麼？

1166
00:53:55,421 --> 00:53:56,255
‎我想要鬍子

1167
00:53:56,338 --> 00:53:57,463
‎我也想要

1168
00:53:57,546 --> 00:53:59,296
‎喔，你是說…可以

1169
00:53:59,380 --> 00:54:00,588
‎抱歉，我應該要搞清楚

1170
00:54:00,671 --> 00:54:01,505
‎我們來看看

1171
00:54:02,755 --> 00:54:04,088
‎-很帥的山羊鬍，兄弟
‎-謝謝

1172
00:54:04,171 --> 00:54:05,130
‎拍下來吧

1173
00:54:05,213 --> 00:54:06,338
‎你有龐克頭嗎？

1174
00:54:06,421 --> 00:54:07,796
‎-有
‎-給他龐克頭

1175
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:08,755
‎好，等一下

1176
00:54:10,255 --> 00:54:11,380
‎可以讓他變海盜嗎？

1177
00:54:11,463 --> 00:54:13,546
‎那太過複雜了，知道嗎？

1178
00:54:13,630 --> 00:54:15,630
‎需要有一個超厲害的警官才能…

1179
00:54:17,005 --> 00:54:19,005
‎內褲船長登場

1180
00:54:19,088 --> 00:54:20,588
‎海盜鎮

1181
00:54:20,671 --> 00:54:22,630
‎大猩猩確實是妳的，親愛的

1182
00:54:22,713 --> 00:54:24,838
‎-謝謝，確實是我的大猩猩
‎-對

1183
00:54:25,338 --> 00:54:26,963
‎希望妳開心了，作弊鬼

1184
00:54:29,755 --> 00:54:32,713
‎我認為妳不是為了大猩猩生氣

1185
00:54:32,796 --> 00:54:33,630
‎真的嗎？

1186
00:54:34,463 --> 00:54:35,671
‎看著妳照顧凱蒂

1187
00:54:37,505 --> 00:54:38,421
‎妳很了不起

1188
00:54:39,755 --> 00:54:41,005
‎那才叫做為人父母

1189
00:54:43,421 --> 00:54:46,088
‎我也只會把難事丟給妳，對吧？

1190
00:54:48,421 --> 00:54:50,296
‎妳不需要有求必應日的幫助

1191
00:54:51,713 --> 00:54:52,796
‎妳需要的是一個夥伴

1192
00:54:54,421 --> 00:54:56,171
‎從現在起我就會成為

1193
00:54:56,838 --> 00:54:57,713
‎妳的夥伴

1194
00:55:00,005 --> 00:55:01,380
‎我愛你，親愛的

1195
00:55:01,463 --> 00:55:02,671
‎我也是，親愛的

1196
00:55:03,421 --> 00:55:04,421
‎非常愛

1197
00:55:11,505 --> 00:55:12,338
‎走吧

1198
00:55:13,046 --> 00:55:14,671
‎好消息，我們不會再煩你了

1199
00:55:14,755 --> 00:55:16,380
‎歪公和歪婆來帶我們回家了

1200
00:55:16,463 --> 00:55:18,296
‎好可愛的暱稱

1201
00:55:18,380 --> 00:55:22,213
‎我只想說一下我有多遺憾

1202
00:55:22,296 --> 00:55:24,213
‎你得這樣認識我們的爸媽

1203
00:55:24,296 --> 00:55:25,796
‎他們其實是好人

1204
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:26,838
‎只是一時糊塗

1205
00:55:26,921 --> 00:55:28,963
‎這不是你們的錯，知道嗎？

1206
00:55:29,046 --> 00:55:30,463
‎對了，歪婆和歪公在哪？

1207
00:55:31,546 --> 00:55:34,005
‎-什麼？
‎-歪婆和歪公在哪？

1208
00:55:34,713 --> 00:55:35,838
‎他們在車上等著

1209
00:55:36,338 --> 00:55:37,463
‎對，他們在車上等著

1210
00:55:37,546 --> 00:55:39,171
‎歪公有坐骨神經痛

1211
00:55:40,046 --> 00:55:41,005
‎痛起來要人命

1212
00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:44,713
‎我的天啊，聽起來真慘，我很遺憾

1213
00:55:44,796 --> 00:55:46,463
‎他好勇敢，請別讓他久等

1214
00:55:46,546 --> 00:55:47,796
‎我們要走了，謝謝

1215
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:49,963
‎我幫你們簽退，祝好運

1216
00:55:50,046 --> 00:55:51,296
‎-很高興認識你
‎-再見

1217
00:55:51,380 --> 00:55:53,463
‎我沒有你們會孤單，但不用擔心

1218
00:55:53,546 --> 00:55:54,630
‎我還有其他朋友

1219
00:55:58,046 --> 00:55:58,880
‎嘿，茱莉

1220
00:55:58,963 --> 00:55:59,838
‎嘿

1221
00:55:59,921 --> 00:56:03,046
‎真不敢相信妳爸媽坐牢了

1222
00:56:03,130 --> 00:56:04,088
‎很扯吧？

1223
00:56:04,630 --> 00:56:06,755
‎我們真的要丟下媽和爸嗎？

1224
00:56:07,630 --> 00:56:10,421
‎又不是我們害他們
‎在有求必應日被關起來

1225
00:56:10,505 --> 00:56:13,046
‎我們不應該隨便搭陌生人的車

1226
00:56:13,130 --> 00:56:15,130
‎你們認識蕾拉

1227
00:56:15,213 --> 00:56:17,338
‎茱莉是蕾拉的表姊

1228
00:56:18,213 --> 00:56:20,130
‎妳看，她們甚至有裝安全座椅

1229
00:56:20,630 --> 00:56:22,171
‎你們往好處想

1230
00:56:22,255 --> 00:56:24,755
‎你們的重頭戲現在可以更加隆重了

1231
00:56:32,380 --> 00:56:34,338
‎-帥呆了
‎-這是怎麼回事？

1232
00:56:34,421 --> 00:56:36,463
‎這些管子跟桶子是幹什麼的？

1233
00:56:36,546 --> 00:56:37,755
‎只是個阿宅派對

1234
00:56:37,838 --> 00:56:39,338
‎-南多…
‎-大家好

1235
00:56:39,421 --> 00:56:42,255
‎這件事我們應該要先談…

1236
00:56:42,338 --> 00:56:45,088
‎等等我！我們開始狂歡吧！

1237
00:56:47,505 --> 00:56:49,505
‎（小蘇打粉）

1238
00:57:02,505 --> 00:57:03,671
‎妳好漂亮

1239
00:57:04,505 --> 00:57:05,463
‎謝謝妳，艾莉

1240
00:57:10,588 --> 00:57:12,338
‎-我不能去
‎-什麼？

1241
00:57:12,421 --> 00:57:13,296
‎我不能去

1242
00:57:14,005 --> 00:57:16,213
‎對不起，我不能丟下他們
‎萬一出事怎麼辦？

1243
00:57:16,713 --> 00:57:18,713
‎我是大姊，這是我的責任

1244
00:57:18,796 --> 00:57:22,171
‎可是妳一直都很想去這場演唱會

1245
00:57:22,255 --> 00:57:23,421
‎我們不會有事的

1246
00:57:23,505 --> 00:57:25,421
‎我保證我們不會做蠢事

1247
00:57:26,921 --> 00:57:28,921
‎你保證有狀況就會傳簡訊給我嗎？

1248
00:57:29,005 --> 00:57:30,838
‎當然會

1249
00:57:30,921 --> 00:57:32,921
‎快點，凱蒂，他們已經到了

1250
00:57:40,421 --> 00:57:42,213
‎好吧

1251
00:57:42,296 --> 00:57:43,421
‎拜託注意安全

1252
00:57:44,921 --> 00:57:45,963
‎孩子們沒事吧？

1253
00:57:46,046 --> 00:57:46,880
‎沒事

1254
00:57:46,963 --> 00:57:48,713
‎而且我有一些驚人的消息

1255
00:57:48,796 --> 00:57:50,255
‎園方不打算提告

1256
00:57:50,338 --> 00:57:51,296
‎-謝天謝地
‎-好耶

1257
00:57:51,380 --> 00:57:53,463
‎他們看了監視器畫面

1258
00:57:53,546 --> 00:57:55,255
‎結果確實是妳贏得了大猩猩

1259
00:57:55,963 --> 00:57:58,630
‎我就知道，我就知道我贏得了大猩猩
‎我就知道我…

1260
00:57:58,713 --> 00:57:59,546
‎好啦

1261
00:58:02,963 --> 00:58:04,171
‎她也能離開了嗎？

1262
00:58:04,255 --> 00:58:05,130
‎還要再一下

1263
00:58:07,171 --> 00:58:09,130
‎真慘，拿去，給妳吧

1264
00:58:09,213 --> 00:58:10,463
‎“大心心”妳自己留著吧

1265
00:58:10,546 --> 00:58:12,546
‎妳是光明正大贏的

1266
00:58:13,338 --> 00:58:14,463
‎-謝謝妳
‎-走吧

1267
00:58:14,546 --> 00:58:15,380
‎走吧

1268
00:58:17,505 --> 00:58:19,005
‎-凱蒂？
‎-南多？

1269
00:58:19,088 --> 00:58:20,213
‎艾莉？

1270
00:58:20,838 --> 00:58:21,671
‎我們的孩子呢？

1271
00:58:21,755 --> 00:58:23,255
‎抱歉，我忘記告訴你們

1272
00:58:23,338 --> 00:58:24,505
‎歪婆和歪公接他們走了

1273
00:58:24,588 --> 00:58:26,088
‎歪婆和歪公住在匹茲堡

1274
00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:29,796
‎但他們來度假了？

1275
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:33,171
‎-沒有
‎-你讓我們的孩子自己離開？

1276
00:58:33,255 --> 00:58:34,796
‎現在聽妳說出來

1277
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,713
‎我就發現那是錯誤了

1278
00:58:36,796 --> 00:58:37,630
‎不會吧

1279
00:58:44,671 --> 00:58:46,213
‎你敢相信嗎？

1280
00:58:46,796 --> 00:58:48,755
‎我們居然成功了

1281
00:58:48,838 --> 00:58:50,130
‎我去檢查一下大驚喜

1282
00:58:50,213 --> 00:58:52,171
‎好，我再過去找你

1283
00:58:58,671 --> 00:59:02,796
‎誰準備好要創造科學奇蹟了？

1284
00:59:05,338 --> 00:59:07,296
‎-貴姓大名？
‎-海莉彼得森

1285
00:59:07,380 --> 00:59:08,588
‎我就住在對面

1286
00:59:09,380 --> 00:59:10,963
‎（艾莉、南多
‎傑瑞米、凱蒂？）

1287
00:59:11,046 --> 00:59:12,880
‎抱歉，妳不在名單上

1288
00:59:14,296 --> 00:59:17,171
‎開玩笑的啦，我根本不識字，進來吧

1289
00:59:17,255 --> 00:59:18,380
‎-好耶
‎-準備好了嗎？

1290
00:59:22,796 --> 00:59:29,796
‎加油，南多…

1291
00:59:33,255 --> 00:59:34,421
‎南多也沒接電話

1292
00:59:34,505 --> 00:59:37,963
‎我們知道凱蒂去完美祭了
‎所以南多和艾莉一定是在搞重頭戲？

1293
00:59:38,046 --> 00:59:39,005
‎不管那是什麼東西

1294
00:59:40,463 --> 00:59:41,463
‎你們的孩子留了這個

1295
00:59:41,546 --> 00:59:43,255
‎是這個重頭戲嗎？

1296
00:59:43,338 --> 00:59:44,713
‎阿宅派對

1297
00:59:44,796 --> 00:59:45,963
‎阿宅派對要在哪辦？

1298
00:59:46,046 --> 00:59:47,838
‎他才11歲，當然是在家裡辦

1299
00:59:47,921 --> 00:59:49,796
‎我們必須分頭各個擊破

1300
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:52,171
‎我回家解散派對

1301
00:59:52,255 --> 00:59:55,671
‎你知道你這樣要對一堆小孩扮黑臉吧

1302
00:59:56,255 --> 00:59:57,880
‎我知道，我行的

1303
01:00:04,588 --> 01:00:05,755
‎謝謝妳送我票

1304
01:00:05,838 --> 01:00:06,963
‎不客氣

1305
01:00:07,046 --> 01:00:10,171
‎反正我媽在坐牢，所以也用不著

1306
01:00:10,671 --> 01:00:12,255
‎這裡太屌了

1307
01:00:24,255 --> 01:00:25,880
‎-嘿
‎-你好

1308
01:00:25,963 --> 01:00:27,255
‎-妳好嗎？
‎-妳好

1309
01:00:27,338 --> 01:00:28,255
‎嗨

1310
01:00:28,963 --> 01:00:30,088
‎-我是凱蒂
‎-我是蕾拉

1311
01:00:30,171 --> 01:00:31,005
‎我是蔡斯

1312
01:00:31,088 --> 01:00:32,046
‎我是羅伯

1313
01:00:32,130 --> 01:00:32,963
‎衣服帥喔

1314
01:00:33,046 --> 01:00:34,046
‎謝謝

1315
01:00:40,505 --> 01:00:42,588
‎-準備得怎麼樣了？
‎-馬上就好

1316
01:00:42,671 --> 01:00:44,338
‎等你把人帶到後院

1317
01:00:44,421 --> 01:00:46,171
‎傳簡訊給我，我們就加進催化劑

1318
01:00:46,255 --> 01:00:48,088
‎-管子別忘了
‎-我知道

1319
01:00:48,171 --> 01:00:49,796
‎一定會帥呆啦

1320
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:50,713
‎就是說啊

1321
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:57,505
‎告訴南多的媽媽
‎我永遠都不辦有求必應日

1322
01:00:57,588 --> 01:00:58,588
‎好啦，媽

1323
01:01:08,630 --> 01:01:13,338
‎聽著，我是很愛鳴警笛
‎在城裡橫衝直撞

1324
01:01:13,421 --> 01:01:14,630
‎我們現在開得飛快

1325
01:01:14,713 --> 01:01:17,713
‎不過妳會不會有點反應過度了？

1326
01:01:17,796 --> 01:01:19,921
‎這個女生在生媽媽的氣

1327
01:01:20,005 --> 01:01:22,046
‎還跟一些下流胚子混在一起

1328
01:01:22,130 --> 01:01:24,296
‎他們可能還長鬍子，而且該刮了

1329
01:01:24,380 --> 01:01:26,755
‎我不知道你對青少年瞭解多少

1330
01:01:26,838 --> 01:01:29,921
‎但這保證會讓自己陷入危險

1331
01:01:30,005 --> 01:01:31,963
‎我沒聽過“下流胚子”
‎不過聽起來很糟糕

1332
01:01:32,046 --> 01:01:34,380
‎-你知道嗎？打賭是我贏了
‎-是

1333
01:01:34,463 --> 01:01:36,255
‎我光明正大贏了這張票

1334
01:01:36,338 --> 01:01:37,255
‎她卻這樣把票搶走

1335
01:01:37,338 --> 01:01:39,755
‎我沒有在有求必應日說不

1336
01:01:39,838 --> 01:01:40,838
‎說好的是這樣

1337
01:01:41,463 --> 01:01:43,588
‎這其實是我第一次開這台車

1338
01:01:43,671 --> 01:01:44,796
‎要我開車嗎？

1339
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:46,963
‎不用，我是個大人了

1340
01:02:00,380 --> 01:02:01,338
‎好喔

1341
01:02:01,421 --> 01:02:02,505
‎想打嗎？來啊

1342
01:02:02,588 --> 01:02:04,630
‎兩位，這樣很不好

1343
01:02:04,713 --> 01:02:06,213
‎我要解決你

1344
01:02:06,296 --> 01:02:07,630
‎別這樣，住手

1345
01:02:09,463 --> 01:02:11,505
‎你們把燈打破了

1346
01:02:14,005 --> 01:02:14,838
‎住手

1347
01:02:14,921 --> 01:02:16,505
‎不要，你們在幹嘛？

1348
01:02:16,588 --> 01:02:17,463
‎別這樣，泰勒

1349
01:02:19,463 --> 01:02:21,296
‎艾莉，不要打開

1350
01:02:21,380 --> 01:02:22,796
‎我愛科學

1351
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:26,171
‎我從沒喝過汽水，我爸媽不讓我喝

1352
01:02:26,255 --> 01:02:27,463
‎艾莉

1353
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:34,630
‎酷斃了！

1354
01:02:35,463 --> 01:02:37,588
‎住手！我們得控制派對

1355
01:02:37,671 --> 01:02:40,296
‎那樣怎麼會好玩？這不是重頭戲嗎？

1356
01:02:40,380 --> 01:02:42,213
‎是重頭戲沒錯，但妳看看周遭

1357
01:02:43,255 --> 01:02:45,296
‎大家到後院來

1358
01:02:45,380 --> 01:02:48,421
‎重頭戲辦在後院

1359
01:02:50,588 --> 01:02:53,171
‎我們要怎麼找到她？
‎他們都打扮得像動物

1360
01:02:53,255 --> 01:02:54,588
‎-到舞台上去
‎-好

1361
01:02:54,671 --> 01:02:57,505
‎-讓開
‎-我要找我女兒

1362
01:02:57,588 --> 01:02:59,463
‎-比我想像的還糟
‎-我的腳踝很脆弱

1363
01:03:11,713 --> 01:03:12,963
‎妳去哪了？

1364
01:03:13,046 --> 01:03:15,171
‎茱莉幫我們找了帳篷
‎我們要去那裡玩

1365
01:03:15,838 --> 01:03:17,171
‎我們幹嘛去帳篷？

1366
01:03:17,255 --> 01:03:19,130
‎拜託，凱蒂，別這麼無趣

1367
01:03:19,213 --> 01:03:20,671
‎我們才剛認識那些男生

1368
01:03:20,755 --> 01:03:22,755
‎他們有可能不老實

1369
01:03:28,963 --> 01:03:29,838
‎蕾拉，我不行

1370
01:03:31,005 --> 01:03:32,255
‎這樣不太好

1371
01:03:37,671 --> 01:03:38,880
‎那我們晚點見囉

1372
01:03:54,130 --> 01:03:55,921
‎-打擾一下
‎-凱蒂？

1373
01:03:56,005 --> 01:03:57,338
‎-凱蒂？
‎-喂！

1374
01:03:57,421 --> 01:03:59,713
‎非常抱歉，她只是有點驚慌

1375
01:03:59,796 --> 01:04:01,296
‎我看到有個保全人員

1376
01:04:01,380 --> 01:04:02,796
‎-太好了
‎-亮出你的警徽

1377
01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:04,755
‎-不好意思，先生？
‎-先生？

1378
01:04:04,838 --> 01:04:06,671
‎我女兒未經我允許擅自來這裡

1379
01:04:06,755 --> 01:04:07,963
‎我得找到她

1380
01:04:08,463 --> 01:04:09,546
‎沒問題

1381
01:04:09,630 --> 01:04:12,088
‎我會把她的照片放到超大螢幕上

1382
01:04:12,171 --> 01:04:13,713
‎非常感謝你，謝謝

1383
01:04:13,796 --> 01:04:15,005
‎他是說反話

1384
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:16,713
‎自以為是

1385
01:04:17,630 --> 01:04:19,963
‎-凱蒂托雷斯？
‎-謝謝大家，晚安

1386
01:04:21,380 --> 01:04:23,338
‎我得站上那個舞台

1387
01:04:23,421 --> 01:04:24,963
‎不行，那是給樂手去的

1388
01:04:25,046 --> 01:04:28,671
‎不是，她會很氣我，就一定得現身

1389
01:04:28,755 --> 01:04:31,380
‎然後我們就能找到她
‎完全不會出差錯

1390
01:04:31,463 --> 01:04:33,380
‎但要是她恨妳一輩子怎麼辦？

1391
01:04:33,463 --> 01:04:34,838
‎-好
‎-好吧

1392
01:04:37,296 --> 01:04:39,796
‎這是什麼奇蹟粉？

1393
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:40,963
‎糖

1394
01:04:41,963 --> 01:04:43,755
‎重頭戲辦在外面

1395
01:04:43,838 --> 01:04:45,005
‎我準備了大驚喜

1396
01:04:45,088 --> 01:04:47,963
‎所有人都去後院！

1397
01:04:48,046 --> 01:04:49,546
‎那是我爸媽的結婚相簿

1398
01:04:49,630 --> 01:04:50,963
‎誰管你，你爸媽在坐牢

1399
01:04:51,463 --> 01:04:52,505
‎我說了不准碰

1400
01:04:52,588 --> 01:04:54,546
‎-今天不是有求必應日嗎？
‎-住手

1401
01:05:01,005 --> 01:05:03,046
‎糟糕，我幹了什麼好事？

1402
01:05:03,130 --> 01:05:04,796
‎該拿出驚喜了

1403
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:07,130
‎不要，艾莉，快回來

1404
01:05:07,213 --> 01:05:08,296
‎不要搞驚喜

1405
01:05:08,963 --> 01:05:10,005
‎我要倒下去了

1406
01:05:10,088 --> 01:05:10,963
‎艾莉，不要

1407
01:05:11,046 --> 01:05:12,130
‎但今天是有求必應日

1408
01:05:14,296 --> 01:05:15,588
‎艾莉

1409
01:05:15,671 --> 01:05:16,880
‎把催化劑給我

1410
01:05:16,963 --> 01:05:18,296
‎我想要看到泡沫

1411
01:05:18,380 --> 01:05:19,880
‎我保證妳一定會看到

1412
01:05:19,963 --> 01:05:21,338
‎但我們得連接管子

1413
01:05:21,421 --> 01:05:22,963
‎這樣才會噴到後院去

1414
01:05:24,671 --> 01:05:25,505
‎好吧

1415
01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:26,671
‎不過要快一點

1416
01:05:28,796 --> 01:05:29,713
‎不！

1417
01:05:34,130 --> 01:05:35,171
‎天啊

1418
01:05:38,588 --> 01:05:40,255
‎對不起，我沒把蓋子關緊

1419
01:05:40,338 --> 01:05:41,630
‎不過至少效果很好

1420
01:05:41,713 --> 01:05:43,005
‎是啊，在房子裡大噴特噴

1421
01:05:49,796 --> 01:05:51,338
‎我爸媽會殺了我

1422
01:05:51,921 --> 01:05:55,130
‎各位，南多在樓上引爆了泡沫彈

1423
01:05:57,755 --> 01:05:59,005
‎泡沫要流下樓梯了

1424
01:05:59,088 --> 01:05:59,921
‎好多泡沫

1425
01:06:00,005 --> 01:06:00,838
‎你們過來

1426
01:06:10,296 --> 01:06:11,921
‎泡沫要吃掉我們了

1427
01:06:12,005 --> 01:06:15,130
‎別擔心，原料都是居家物品

1428
01:06:20,796 --> 01:06:22,421
‎不！

1429
01:06:28,505 --> 01:06:29,963
‎準備引爆

1430
01:06:43,088 --> 01:06:44,255
‎加油，南多

1431
01:06:45,380 --> 01:06:46,463
‎快停下來

1432
01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:49,421
‎天啊

1433
01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:57,880
‎這樣不行，大家別這樣

1434
01:07:12,171 --> 01:07:14,630
‎不要，別再丟泡沫了

1435
01:07:14,713 --> 01:07:16,421
‎拜託快住手

1436
01:07:21,588 --> 01:07:23,130
‎塔莎！

1437
01:07:23,630 --> 01:07:25,338
‎妳怎麼會在克里夫蘭？

1438
01:07:25,421 --> 01:07:27,088
‎我不是塔莎，這裡也不是克里夫蘭

1439
01:07:27,171 --> 01:07:28,463
‎不好意思，我得走了

1440
01:07:33,338 --> 01:07:36,505
‎（一切都還好嗎？）

1441
01:07:37,505 --> 01:07:39,671
‎不

1442
01:07:40,713 --> 01:07:43,088
‎誰有充電器？你們有充電器嗎？

1443
01:07:43,171 --> 01:07:45,005
‎-我從沒到過後台
‎-快到了

1444
01:07:45,088 --> 01:07:46,755
‎專心思考要怎麼離開

1445
01:07:46,838 --> 01:07:48,796
‎-只要通過這個人就行
‎-沒問題

1446
01:07:49,713 --> 01:07:51,921
‎執法同僚啊，我很感謝…

1447
01:07:52,421 --> 01:07:53,630
‎我們該硬闖過去嗎？

1448
01:07:53,713 --> 01:07:54,713
‎絕對不要

1449
01:07:54,796 --> 01:07:56,005
‎我不管，你告訴他

1450
01:07:56,088 --> 01:07:58,380
‎我說：“我們再五分鐘就要上台了”

1451
01:07:58,463 --> 01:08:00,546
‎那是H.E.R.，我的天啊，是H.E.R.

1452
01:08:00,630 --> 01:08:02,296
‎-什麼意思？
‎-你看，是H.E.R.

1453
01:08:02,380 --> 01:08:04,046
‎鼎鼎大名的H.E.R.？我的天啊

1454
01:08:04,130 --> 01:08:05,005
‎我們才不在乎

1455
01:08:05,088 --> 01:08:06,630
‎我們整天都跟名人混在一起

1456
01:08:06,713 --> 01:08:07,921
‎比莉，我弄破上衣了

1457
01:08:08,005 --> 01:08:09,755
‎盡快幫我找個裁縫師來

1458
01:08:09,838 --> 01:08:12,505
‎好，後台有裁縫師嗎？

1459
01:08:12,588 --> 01:08:13,421
‎沒問題

1460
01:08:14,338 --> 01:08:15,838
‎至少幫我找個針線包吧

1461
01:08:16,796 --> 01:08:18,046
‎我有針線包

1462
01:08:18,130 --> 01:08:19,421
‎她有…我們要進去

1463
01:08:19,505 --> 01:08:22,671
‎-我有針線包，各種顏色都有
‎-她這裡有，非常安全

1464
01:08:22,755 --> 01:08:24,671
‎-我可以幫忙縫
‎-妳要嗎？

1465
01:08:24,755 --> 01:08:26,255
‎-好啊
‎-太棒了

1466
01:08:26,755 --> 01:08:29,005
‎-非常感謝妳，謝謝
‎-我接住了

1467
01:08:29,088 --> 01:08:31,380
‎我喜歡未雨綢繆，我有三個孩子

1468
01:08:31,463 --> 01:08:33,213
‎誰知道臨時會發生什麼事

1469
01:08:33,713 --> 01:08:37,796
‎我得告訴妳，我和女兒都是超大粉絲

1470
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:39,671
‎超感激有妳的藝術作品

1471
01:08:39,755 --> 01:08:41,421
‎我們對妳瞭如指掌

1472
01:08:41,505 --> 01:08:42,421
‎像跟蹤狂一樣

1473
01:08:43,630 --> 01:08:46,713
‎非常感謝妳，也謝謝妳幫我的忙

1474
01:08:46,796 --> 01:08:48,963
‎妳現在真的是救了我一命

1475
01:08:49,463 --> 01:08:50,463
‎這樣應該就沒問題了

1476
01:08:50,546 --> 01:08:51,713
‎等一下，抱歉

1477
01:08:53,546 --> 01:08:54,963
‎好了

1478
01:08:55,046 --> 01:08:58,421
‎很抱歉我得麻煩妳
‎希望這樣不會太失禮，但…

1479
01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:01,755
‎我需要妳幫我個忙

1480
01:09:08,046 --> 01:09:09,255
‎看起來沒那麼糟嘛

1481
01:09:11,130 --> 01:09:12,796
‎-謝謝你送我一趟，警官
‎-不客氣

1482
01:09:35,796 --> 01:09:36,796
‎南多？

1483
01:09:39,046 --> 01:09:40,213
‎艾莉，這是怎麼回事？

1484
01:09:42,088 --> 01:09:42,921
‎南多

1485
01:09:49,171 --> 01:09:50,588
‎派對結束了

1486
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:55,796
‎停！

1487
01:09:56,796 --> 01:09:57,796
‎-停！
‎-爸

1488
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:09,963
‎我叫你們停下來！

1489
01:10:17,463 --> 01:10:19,546
‎好耶，爹地

1490
01:10:19,630 --> 01:10:20,463
‎小朋友

1491
01:10:22,463 --> 01:10:23,505
‎這裡是我家

1492
01:10:24,005 --> 01:10:25,380
‎我告訴你們，派對結束了

1493
01:10:25,463 --> 01:10:26,296
‎知道嗎？

1494
01:10:26,921 --> 01:10:27,963
‎你們想去哪？

1495
01:10:28,046 --> 01:10:28,880
‎我說派對結束了

1496
01:10:28,963 --> 01:10:30,713
‎但打掃現在才要開始！

1497
01:10:30,796 --> 01:10:34,088
‎立刻開始打掃，集中泡沫，拿去後院

1498
01:10:34,171 --> 01:10:36,255
‎快點，小朋友

1499
01:10:36,338 --> 01:10:38,338
‎艾莉，拜託妳下桌

1500
01:10:38,421 --> 01:10:42,296
‎所有人快一點，互相幫忙，快點

1501
01:10:43,171 --> 01:10:45,505
‎我真的很期待今晚

1502
01:10:46,713 --> 01:10:48,505
‎這是我連續第八次參加完美祭

1503
01:10:49,171 --> 01:10:50,963
‎有一年我吃了乾酪玉米片不舒服

1504
01:10:51,046 --> 01:10:52,671
‎但除此之外，我每場都有參與

1505
01:11:00,421 --> 01:11:01,546
‎人好多喔

1506
01:11:02,921 --> 01:11:04,296
‎我在空手道表演時嚇得半死

1507
01:11:04,380 --> 01:11:06,088
‎那次觀眾也才只有兩個人

1508
01:11:06,171 --> 01:11:08,546
‎妳有充電器嗎？我的手機沒電了

1509
01:11:08,630 --> 01:11:11,171
‎妳有充電器嗎？
‎我的手機沒電了，我想回家

1510
01:11:11,255 --> 01:11:13,130
‎-妳想回家？
‎-我想回家

1511
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:15,880
‎妳現在到家了

1512
01:11:17,171 --> 01:11:19,338
‎妳為什麼要這樣？為什麼？

1513
01:11:20,296 --> 01:11:22,796
‎我們再兩分鐘開始
‎現在正是妳的機會

1514
01:11:23,296 --> 01:11:24,546
‎妳人真好

1515
01:11:27,171 --> 01:11:28,463
‎妳的機會來了

1516
01:11:31,213 --> 01:11:33,921
‎拜託別讓我後悔，妳就上台吧

1517
01:11:46,255 --> 01:11:47,338
‎不好意思

1518
01:11:47,421 --> 01:11:50,171
‎非常不好意思，我只是…

1519
01:11:50,921 --> 01:11:55,255
‎我得找到某人，但我不想害他們丟臉

1520
01:11:55,880 --> 01:11:58,463
‎所以你們如果有聽到我的聲音

1521
01:11:58,546 --> 01:12:00,213
‎又跟我有關係…

1522
01:12:00,921 --> 01:12:02,713
‎我只是要找手機，抱歉

1523
01:12:03,421 --> 01:12:05,546
‎-抱歉，我在找手機
‎-小心點

1524
01:12:05,630 --> 01:12:06,671
‎妳幹嘛啊？

1525
01:12:13,713 --> 01:12:14,713
‎妳行的

1526
01:12:15,213 --> 01:12:16,338
‎她完全不行

1527
01:12:16,421 --> 01:12:17,921
‎她喘不過氣，又動彈不得

1528
01:13:01,546 --> 01:13:03,421
‎-我想回家
‎-沒搞錯吧？

1529
01:13:03,505 --> 01:13:05,505
‎-可以冷靜點嗎？
‎-對啊，成熟一點吧

1530
01:13:14,630 --> 01:13:19,546
‎因為凱蒂，我愛妳

1531
01:13:32,963 --> 01:13:34,005
‎媽

1532
01:13:36,130 --> 01:13:36,963
‎媽

1533
01:13:42,421 --> 01:13:43,255
‎媽

1534
01:13:45,921 --> 01:13:47,088
‎凱蒂

1535
01:13:50,088 --> 01:13:50,963
‎謝謝

1536
01:13:51,463 --> 01:13:52,296
‎凱蒂

1537
01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:56,338
‎親愛的

1538
01:14:04,713 --> 01:14:06,380
‎我很對不起

1539
01:14:07,755 --> 01:14:10,171
‎妳說對這個地方

1540
01:14:11,671 --> 01:14:13,671
‎妳是最棒媽

1541
01:14:15,130 --> 01:14:16,088
‎對不起

1542
01:14:16,171 --> 01:14:17,338
‎我愛妳

1543
01:14:21,255 --> 01:14:22,130
‎親愛的

1544
01:14:25,796 --> 01:14:27,213
‎我們得接在那之後上台？

1545
01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:28,171
‎我好怕

1546
01:14:28,255 --> 01:14:29,880
‎你們放輕鬆

1547
01:14:29,963 --> 01:14:31,005
‎順其自然吧

1548
01:14:31,088 --> 01:14:33,005
‎真的很抱歉我說了那些話

1549
01:14:34,046 --> 01:14:35,213
‎別擔心

1550
01:14:35,296 --> 01:14:37,588
‎媽媽聽過更難聽的話

1551
01:14:38,088 --> 01:14:40,005
‎放手讓妳長大實在很不容易

1552
01:14:40,963 --> 01:14:41,880
‎這是真的

1553
01:14:42,380 --> 01:14:43,921
‎只是對媽媽來說很不容易

1554
01:14:44,421 --> 01:14:46,963
‎反正跟妳一起參加會更有趣

1555
01:14:47,046 --> 01:14:48,505
‎-真的嗎？
‎-真的

1556
01:14:49,088 --> 01:14:51,088
‎反正我還是來了

1557
01:14:54,713 --> 01:14:56,880
‎唉唷，眼淚會沖掉我的亮粉

1558
01:14:58,171 --> 01:15:00,463
‎我花了快兩個小時才弄得閃亮亮的

1559
01:15:19,005 --> 01:15:21,171
‎妳們到底要不要幫我唱完這首歌？

1560
01:15:23,005 --> 01:15:24,546
‎她好像是在跟妳說話，媽

1561
01:15:24,630 --> 01:15:26,463
‎-不是
‎-H.E.R.在叫妳上台

1562
01:15:26,546 --> 01:15:28,546
‎-不要
‎-妳一定得上去

1563
01:15:28,630 --> 01:15:30,588
‎我是在對妳們兩個說話

1564
01:15:31,088 --> 01:15:32,130
‎上台來

1565
01:15:32,213 --> 01:15:33,338
‎我們全部都要？

1566
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:36,255
‎只有她們，好吧

1567
01:15:36,338 --> 01:15:37,421
‎妳想上去嗎？

1568
01:15:38,046 --> 01:15:39,130
‎好，那我們就上去吧

1569
01:15:57,005 --> 01:15:57,838
‎唱吧

1570
01:16:11,463 --> 01:16:13,046
‎塔莎加油

1571
01:16:30,921 --> 01:16:32,380
‎我只有自己一個人，沒問題

1572
01:16:33,213 --> 01:16:34,880
‎狼哥，我愛你

1573
01:16:35,505 --> 01:16:36,921
‎你也是

1574
01:16:56,546 --> 01:16:59,338
‎拿那些燒杯小心點，還要送回去學校

1575
01:16:59,421 --> 01:17:01,713
‎我就叫你們把所有東西都拿出去了

1576
01:17:01,796 --> 01:17:03,796
‎立刻全部拿出去

1577
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:05,588
‎你繼續刷

1578
01:17:05,671 --> 01:17:08,046
‎不要偷懶，我看得一清二楚

1579
01:17:09,005 --> 01:17:10,088
‎爸

1580
01:17:10,171 --> 01:17:13,088
‎你剛才變成了嚇人爸爸

1581
01:17:13,171 --> 01:17:14,130
‎是嗎？

1582
01:17:14,755 --> 01:17:17,213
‎這個嘛，那是…

1583
01:17:17,296 --> 01:17:19,088
‎有時候我們就是得堅定立場

1584
01:17:19,838 --> 01:17:22,005
‎就算對自己愛的人也一樣，像是對你

1585
01:17:22,588 --> 01:17:24,296
‎沒事，還挺酷的

1586
01:17:24,796 --> 01:17:26,463
‎我不知道你原來也有那一面

1587
01:17:28,963 --> 01:17:29,838
‎過來抱一個

1588
01:17:34,921 --> 01:17:36,463
‎但你還是要被禁足，知道吧？

1589
01:17:37,213 --> 01:17:39,005
‎知道，超級禁足

1590
01:17:39,088 --> 01:17:39,963
‎你抓到重點了

1591
01:17:40,046 --> 01:17:41,213
‎不要偷懶

1592
01:17:41,296 --> 01:17:44,296
‎整根柱子都要刷，開始

1593
01:17:49,921 --> 01:17:50,921
‎親愛的

1594
01:17:54,338 --> 01:17:56,338
‎寶貝，我好高興妳沒事

1595
01:17:56,838 --> 01:17:59,588
‎我也想當科學家，還要炸東西

1596
01:17:59,671 --> 01:18:01,880
‎-妳想炸東西啊？
‎-對

1597
01:18:01,963 --> 01:18:04,380
‎看來妳今晚做了很多練習

1598
01:18:04,963 --> 01:18:06,546
‎南多，你怎麼能讓這種事發生？

1599
01:18:06,630 --> 01:18:08,588
‎你說出狀況一定會傳簡訊給我

1600
01:18:08,671 --> 01:18:10,088
‎妳怎麼能讓這種事發生？

1601
01:18:10,171 --> 01:18:11,796
‎妳是大姊，凱蒂

1602
01:18:12,296 --> 01:18:14,255
‎他們在妳去演唱會時所做的事

1603
01:18:14,338 --> 01:18:15,838
‎也是妳的責任

1604
01:18:15,921 --> 01:18:18,213
‎我應該罰妳禁足南多的兩倍時間

1605
01:18:18,713 --> 01:18:21,505
‎我從頭到尾都擔心得要死
‎希望這麼說能讓你舒坦一點

1606
01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:25,338
‎有其母必有其女，對吧？

1607
01:18:26,505 --> 01:18:27,755
‎快點來幫妳弟弟打掃

1608
01:18:35,630 --> 01:18:37,255
‎我扮黑臉也不錯嘛

1609
01:18:38,755 --> 01:18:41,630
‎我已經在期待下一次有求必應日
‎這樣會太瘋狂嗎？

1610
01:18:41,713 --> 01:18:43,505
‎不對，今天還沒結束

1611
01:18:43,588 --> 01:18:46,088
‎我還有一件想做的事

1612
01:18:59,088 --> 01:19:00,255
‎我贏定了

1613
01:19:00,338 --> 01:19:02,296
‎真不敢相信妳搶了這隻大猩猩

1614
01:19:02,796 --> 01:19:05,130
‎她沒搶，那是她正大光明贏來的

1615
01:19:05,213 --> 01:19:07,005
‎確實是正大光明

1616
01:19:08,463 --> 01:19:09,588
‎-輪我了
‎-謝謝媽

1617
01:19:11,088 --> 01:19:12,380
‎我為什麼摸不到腳？

1618
01:19:12,463 --> 01:19:13,671
‎卡洛斯，加油

1619
01:19:13,755 --> 01:19:15,755
‎就在我的面前啊

1620
01:19:15,838 --> 01:19:19,088
‎南多，我怎麼覺得你會打斷我鼻子？

1621
01:19:20,421 --> 01:19:22,671
‎那是我今天唯一還沒打斷的東西

1622
01:19:24,380 --> 01:19:25,296
‎我愛妳，媽媽

1623
01:19:25,380 --> 01:19:27,338
‎我愛妳，寶貝

1624
01:19:27,921 --> 01:19:30,213
‎南多，你確定所有的催化劑
‎都清掉了嗎？

1625
01:19:30,296 --> 01:19:32,255
‎確定，我倒進馬桶沖掉了

1626
01:19:32,338 --> 01:19:33,171
‎什麼？

1627
01:19:33,255 --> 01:19:34,380
‎那是什麼聲音？

1628
01:19:34,463 --> 01:19:35,796
‎希望是雨聲

1629
01:19:36,338 --> 01:19:37,921
‎媽媽，妳看，還有更多泡沫

1630
01:19:38,005 --> 01:19:39,671
‎-糟糕
‎-不會吧

1631
01:19:39,755 --> 01:19:41,505
‎南多！

1632
01:19:50,588 --> 01:19:53,505
‎（改編自艾米克勞斯羅森塔
‎與湯姆利騰德的著作）

1633
01:20:03,338 --> 01:20:05,796
‎三、二

1634
01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:06,880
‎一！

1635
01:20:06,963 --> 01:20:08,130
‎南多，為什麼？

1636
01:20:18,296 --> 01:20:19,796
‎這不在我的計畫之內

1637
01:20:21,671 --> 01:20:23,046
‎他們永遠逮不到我

1638
01:20:23,546 --> 01:20:24,713
‎我就像瞪羚一樣

1639
01:20:25,463 --> 01:20:28,630
‎有求必應日萬歲

1640
01:25:52,296 --> 01:25:53,963
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