1 00:00:07,877 --> 00:00:10,358 [bike engine revving] 2 00:00:16,929 --> 00:00:20,411 [suspenseful music] 3 00:00:36,906 --> 00:00:39,909 [♪♪♪] 4 00:01:09,286 --> 00:01:12,463 [loud grunting and moaning] 5 00:01:18,774 --> 00:01:23,083 - Yes, big daddy, give it to me. Give it to me, daddy. Yes. 6 00:01:23,126 --> 00:01:26,086 [grunting and moaning continues] 7 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:44,408 - Whoa. 8 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:47,759 - Dude, c'mon. We're gonna be late. 9 00:01:47,803 --> 00:01:49,196 - Shut up, Todd. 10 00:01:49,239 --> 00:01:50,936 [loud moaning continues] 11 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:52,068 TODD: What if they see us? 12 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,331 I can't get in trouble for this again. 13 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:57,552 [faint grunting continues] 14 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:12,958 [mysterious music] 15 00:02:13,002 --> 00:02:16,136 - Ok! Fellas, let's go. Hustle up. 16 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:22,185 Alright. 17 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:24,970 And now we pray. 18 00:02:25,014 --> 00:02:27,886 Dear Lord, we thank you for this day, 19 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:31,325 and for another opportunity to serve you. 20 00:02:31,368 --> 00:02:33,022 Please order our steps, oh Lord. 21 00:02:33,065 --> 00:02:37,069 Be a lamp unto our feet and a light unto our path. 22 00:02:37,113 --> 00:02:41,944 For the devil dwells just below our feet. 23 00:02:41,987 --> 00:02:45,382 We ask that you watch over Todd, Lord. 24 00:02:45,426 --> 00:02:48,211 Let him not fall into temptation. 25 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:52,302 For if one of us falls, others are sure to follow. 26 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:55,218 Lord, we ask that you watch over Ricky 27 00:02:55,262 --> 00:02:57,525 as he rejoins our flock, 28 00:02:57,568 --> 00:03:02,443 and seeks a new purity in your forgiving light. 29 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:05,924 Finally, Lord, we ask that you guide Chastity 30 00:03:05,968 --> 00:03:09,363 as she takes on the mantle of Assistant Manager. 31 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:11,278 Ease her journey, Lord. 32 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:14,237 And let her know that no amount of makeup 33 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:17,458 can conceal her love of Christ. 34 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:21,723 We ask these blessings in Jesus' name. Amen! 35 00:03:21,766 --> 00:03:23,028 ALL: Amen! 36 00:03:23,072 --> 00:03:25,379 MR. PIKE: Okay, team. Let's have a great day! 37 00:03:25,422 --> 00:03:28,425 [♪♪♪] 38 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:32,951 Get busy, folks! Get busy! 39 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:35,519 [♪♪♪] 40 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:46,791 [machine whirring] 41 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:52,754 [hardcore music playing on headphones] 42 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:11,120 - Who's there?! 43 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:16,734 - BOO! 44 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:19,215 - Dang it, Chaz! 45 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,348 I told you no horseplay in the projection booth! 46 00:04:21,391 --> 00:04:23,001 - I was just bringing you your drink! 47 00:04:23,045 --> 00:04:25,265 - Shhh! [low voice] Whisper. 48 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,445 I asked for no ice. - [whispers] I forgot. 49 00:04:31,488 --> 00:04:33,534 JEFF: It's the same thing every day. 50 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:35,840 I never drink ice! 51 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:39,322 [Chaz groans] 52 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:40,889 - I hate this heavy metal crap. 53 00:04:40,932 --> 00:04:42,630 - It's not heavy metal, it's hardcore! 54 00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:47,025 It's hardcore. 55 00:04:47,069 --> 00:04:48,418 - Why does everyone call you "Heavy Metal Jeff?" 56 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:49,506 - No one calls me that! 57 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:50,942 - Shhhh! 58 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:04,086 - Dude! We gotta watch Encino Mantonight. 59 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:06,218 I hear that Pauly Shore guy is a real cut-up. 60 00:05:06,262 --> 00:05:08,220 "Heyyyy, buuuuuudy" 61 00:05:08,264 --> 00:05:10,745 - I don't know. - Dude, come on. 62 00:05:10,788 --> 00:05:14,226 Ricky and Chaz are going to vote for girl baseball. 63 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:15,532 You gotta back me up on this one. 64 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:18,492 - Dude! Madonna's in a league of their own. 65 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:22,060 Did you hear about that book... called "Sex"? 66 00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:23,323 She wrote it. 67 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:24,541 TODD: Can you imagine? 68 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:29,764 I wonder if she's, like, doing it inside. 69 00:05:29,807 --> 00:05:31,548 Or if it's mostly just boobs. 70 00:05:31,592 --> 00:05:34,246 - Exactly! That's why we have to watch league. 71 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:35,378 Locker room scenes. 72 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:36,945 - But, Abe, it's PG. 73 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:39,382 - There's boobs in Jaws. That's PG. 74 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:42,733 - Yeah, but no... nips. 75 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:50,001 - Just the essentials... 76 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:52,874 Front door... concessions... 77 00:05:54,528 --> 00:05:55,746 supply closet. 78 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:04,842 Copies of everything are in here just in case you misplace yours. 79 00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:09,891 But you won't misplace yours now, will you? 80 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:11,022 - Nope. 81 00:06:15,853 --> 00:06:17,942 - Want a belt chain like boss man's? 82 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:21,468 - No. 83 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:25,820 - Chastity. 84 00:06:25,863 --> 00:06:26,864 - What's up? 85 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:29,519 - How do you think Ricky's doing? 86 00:06:29,563 --> 00:06:32,043 - Great! He's, uh-- 87 00:06:32,087 --> 00:06:35,438 I mean, um... it's really good to have him back. 88 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:37,832 - It is, isn't it? 89 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:41,488 - Yeah. - He's making awesome strides. 90 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:43,751 Critical strides. 91 00:06:43,794 --> 00:06:47,015 I think it's important that we support him. 92 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:49,496 A little bit of patience goes a long way, don't you think? 93 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:52,542 - Yeah. 94 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:58,156 - Don't lose those keys. 95 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:01,246 [thrilling music] 96 00:07:04,815 --> 00:07:07,557 [indistinct whispering] 97 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:24,356 - What movie are we watching tonight? 98 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,098 - Not that stupid caveman movie. 99 00:07:27,142 --> 00:07:31,102 Sean Astin used to be cute, but he grew up... weird. 100 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:33,496 - I'm not watching A League of Their Own again. 101 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:37,239 - You already saw it? Did you sneak in? Ricky... 102 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:41,417 - No! I went yesterday... with my mom. 103 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:51,166 - You didn't go with Jasmine? 104 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:53,864 - No. She hates baseball. 105 00:07:53,908 --> 00:07:57,868 - Hmm. Some girlfriend. Can't wait to meet her. 106 00:07:57,912 --> 00:07:59,696 - Hey... - [Chaz giggles] 107 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,872 - Jasmine's awesome. 108 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:03,918 She's really on fire for God. 109 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,923 - [bangs door open] - I smell cigs! 110 00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:11,882 CHAZ: What the... hey! 111 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,798 - Do you want to show up to heaven 112 00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:17,322 smelling like an ashtray? 113 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:20,630 [Jeff panting] 114 00:08:24,329 --> 00:08:25,417 CHAZ: Oh! 115 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:29,900 - You missed some trash. 116 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:37,342 [door closes] 117 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:39,736 [indistinct chatter] 118 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:44,045 - Kids! 119 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:49,964 The work you guys put in this week just has me fired up. 120 00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:51,531 I'm so proud of all of you. 121 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:53,315 - So we get to do Friday night movie club? 122 00:08:53,358 --> 00:08:55,970 - Yes, sir! Just as soon as you guys sweep the theaters, 123 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:57,972 you can put in whatever movie you want. 124 00:08:58,015 --> 00:08:59,756 - Which one is it? I gotta go load the projector. 125 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,628 - Encino Man! - The other one. 126 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:03,499 - I'm not sure we've all had a chance to really discuss-- 127 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,022 - No! Pick now, or I'm outta here! 128 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:06,067 - Jeff! 129 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:09,592 I love your passion. 130 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:13,988 I love how you're communicating directly. 131 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:15,859 But you have to remember, 132 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:22,039 when you feel like things are getting outta control... CBTL. 133 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:28,698 - [exhales] Right. C-B-T-L. 134 00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:31,005 TOGETHER: CBTL. 135 00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:33,311 - Uh, what's CBTL? 136 00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:44,627 - Christ... Bears... The... Load. 137 00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:51,199 - Decide amongst yourselves, put it to a vote. 138 00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:54,506 Jeff will play whatever movie you choose. 139 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:55,986 Make sense? 140 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,988 - You have my word. 141 00:09:58,032 --> 00:10:00,948 - Jeff, I'll be back at midnight to give you a ride home. 142 00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:04,038 Chastity! The theater is yours. 143 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,389 Have fun, team. 144 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:08,520 Come on. 145 00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:17,834 [thrilling music] 146 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,251 [clatter] 147 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,776 - Do you guys hear that? 148 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:53,348 [faint sobbing] 149 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:05,012 [sobbing continues] 150 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,975 [clattering] 151 00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:15,805 - Weird. 152 00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,720 [sobbing continues] 153 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:20,375 - I don't remember selling that guy a ticket. 154 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,900 - I don't think he watched the movie. 155 00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:25,075 Someone would have complained. 156 00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:27,121 I can smell the booze on him from here. 157 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:30,254 - What should we do? 158 00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:32,561 - Hey. 159 00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:34,258 What's that guy doing? 160 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:41,613 Are you guys going to tell him to leave or what? 161 00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:47,184 - Well, you're in charge, right? 162 00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:50,013 - Wimps. 163 00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,262 Excuse me, sir? 164 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:24,569 We're closed. 165 00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,617 - [man grunts] - [Chaz gasps] 166 00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:35,450 I'm sorry... you have to go. 167 00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,064 [man grunting] 168 00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:44,285 [all screaming] - NO DESTROYING PROPERTY! 169 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:49,203 Dang it! COME ON! 170 00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:51,074 [Jeff screaming] 171 00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:53,424 - Okay. 172 00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:58,081 [man speaking indistinctly and grunting] 173 00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,914 - What is that? 174 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,525 [man screaming] 175 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,011 [door shatters] 176 00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,534 [distant screaming] 177 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:37,207 - See, kids? That's why I don't drink. 178 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:42,082 - Guys, what is this hole in the wall? 179 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,954 - What does it look like, dink? It's a doorway. 180 00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,782 - Wait, Jeff, did you know this was here? 181 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,219 - Nope. [whispers] Never seen it before. 182 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:50,307 - Well, what should we do? 183 00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:52,483 That creepy old guy is down there. 184 00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:53,615 - We should call Mr. Pike. 185 00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:54,659 - No. 186 00:13:55,922 --> 00:14:00,230 No. No, wait. Uh... Let me think. 187 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:05,322 - Sorry, kids. The longer we wait, 188 00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,672 the more torqued up this hobo's gonna get. 189 00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:09,370 We only have one option. 190 00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,635 We gotta take out the trash. 191 00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:35,352 RICKY: Did you see the way he just... burst through that wall? 192 00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:36,876 It was like he was possessed. 193 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,573 JEFF: Telltale signs. 194 00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,009 RICKY: Of possession? 195 00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:44,144 JEFF: Addiction, Ricky. First it controls your body. 196 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,580 Then it controls your soul. 197 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:51,107 TODD: Guys, where are we? 198 00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:52,239 Is this a basement? 199 00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,070 - Look. 200 00:14:58,723 --> 00:14:59,724 TODD: Whoa. 201 00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:02,902 CHAZ: Are we in another theater? 202 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,949 [clatter] 203 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,516 What was that? 204 00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:09,778 Was that him? 205 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,304 Okay. Let's split up. 206 00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,524 You guys check that side, we'll take this one. 207 00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:19,657 JEFF: You see him: Bear tactics. 208 00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:23,313 Raise your arms and yell. Herd him back to the stairs. 209 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:25,881 CHAZ: Okay. 210 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,246 ABE: Do you guys feel that? 211 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,390 TODD: Whoa. 212 00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:00,263 [door creaks] 213 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,117 - What happened in here? 214 00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:32,339 - It looks like there was a fire. 215 00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:35,777 - Maybe that's why this was closed down. 216 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:36,952 ABE: Guys. 217 00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:40,912 There's another room. 218 00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,498 Bingo. 219 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:03,674 CHAZ: Crazy. 220 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:10,246 TODD: Maybe the cans saved some of these prints. 221 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,380 - Let's start digging. 222 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,694 TODD: Aw, man. 223 00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:13,266 RICKY: What's that? 224 00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:16,530 [loud banging] 225 00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:25,800 - Ricky! Ricky, are you guys okay? 226 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,280 ABE: Wha-what happened? 227 00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,674 - Guys, look! 228 00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:33,112 [man grunting] 229 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,809 - Let's rock. 230 00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:38,117 - Did you throw him out? 231 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,989 - Nope. The door was swinging when I got up here. 232 00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:42,556 - Where do you think he went? 233 00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:45,820 - Roaming. Searching for a fix. 234 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,430 He thinks he's doing the drugs, 235 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:51,042 but brother, those drugs are doing him. 236 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,350 - Alright, kids. The show's over. 237 00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:59,399 Now... what are we gonna watch? 238 00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:01,662 ABE: How about this one? 239 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:04,969 TODD: Whoa. 240 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,496 - You found this in the basement? 241 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,802 - What is it? - Not Encino Man. 242 00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,239 - I'm in. JEFF: No way! 243 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:15,023 I'm not putting this junk in my projector. 244 00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:16,198 - C'mon, man. Don't be such a narc! 245 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:17,678 - Shut it, perv! 246 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,159 If this was locked up downstairs, it was for a reason. 247 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,595 You want to get in trouble again? 248 00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:28,732 - Dude, we're not gonna get in trouble. 249 00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:30,038 - Ricky's in. 250 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:34,782 - I'm in too. 251 00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,218 - Four against one! We're watching it. 252 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:39,482 - No way! You guys are gonna have to kill me. 253 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,832 - Mr. Pike told you to play whatever we choose. 254 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,138 And we've chosen. 255 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,531 Rules are rules, Heavy Meta Jeff. 256 00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:45,619 - That's not my name, dingus. 257 00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:47,098 - You gave your word, Jeff. 258 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,491 You don't want me to tell Mr. Pike 259 00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,667 that you broke your word, do you? 260 00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:53,192 [thrilling music] 261 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:13,821 [whirring] 262 00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:50,553 [music playing in movie] 263 00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:57,430 [humming with music] 264 00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:24,631 [humming continues] 265 00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:28,504 [dinging bell] 266 00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:35,729 [humming becomes clear] 267 00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:50,700 - Is this an art film? 268 00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:54,574 - I don't know, dude. 269 00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:56,576 I do not know. 270 00:21:56,619 --> 00:21:59,796 [humming continues] 271 00:22:44,101 --> 00:22:46,582 - Oh... my... 272 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:49,629 [movie stops] 273 00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:50,760 - Hey, what the frick?! 274 00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:52,109 [Jeff speaking faintly] 275 00:22:52,153 --> 00:22:54,677 - No! That's it! Show is over, folks. 276 00:22:54,721 --> 00:22:56,549 - C'mon, man. It was just getting good. 277 00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:59,116 - I am not breaking my edge for your European titty movie. 278 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,379 - Don't be such a prude, Jeff. 279 00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:02,076 - No. He's right. 280 00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:03,338 CHAZ: What? 281 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,514 - This is pornography, Chaz. This is a sin. 282 00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:07,429 - It's not pornography. It's art. 283 00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:08,604 - I feel weird. 284 00:23:08,648 --> 00:23:10,301 - Yeah, me too. 285 00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:12,347 JEFF: You bet you do. 286 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:16,003 You see, the science of porn is well known. 287 00:23:16,046 --> 00:23:19,398 The human brain, when aroused by erotic images, 288 00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:21,008 dumps chemicals into the bloodstream, 289 00:23:21,051 --> 00:23:22,966 which send the viewer into full throttle 290 00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:25,491 "give me more" mode. 291 00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:26,796 - You know, that's... that's right. 292 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,538 And we may think that we're just being curious, 293 00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:33,194 but that will turn into an obsession. 294 00:23:33,237 --> 00:23:34,804 Besides, what would Mr. Pike think 295 00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:35,805 if he caught us doing this? 296 00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:38,286 - Oh, he'd definitely blame me. 297 00:23:38,329 --> 00:23:40,462 I'm the one that's supposed to be responsible here. 298 00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:44,031 - No. I'm the one who brought the print upstairs. 299 00:23:44,074 --> 00:23:46,642 This is my fault. And Ricky's right. 300 00:23:46,686 --> 00:23:48,339 If we let ourselves fall into temptation, 301 00:23:48,383 --> 00:23:50,298 who knows what it'll lead to? 302 00:23:50,341 --> 00:23:52,953 - Some of us know what it will lead to. 303 00:23:52,996 --> 00:23:55,259 Right, Todd? 304 00:23:55,303 --> 00:23:58,132 - Wait, where's Todd? 305 00:23:58,175 --> 00:24:01,265 TODD: THE WILDCARD! 306 00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:02,658 [reel starts to roll] 307 00:24:02,702 --> 00:24:04,051 JEFF: You little perv! 308 00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:10,013 [reel whirring] 309 00:24:11,798 --> 00:24:13,234 [banging on door] 310 00:24:13,277 --> 00:24:18,152 JEFF: Todd! Open the door, Todd! Open it! 311 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,654 [eerie music] 312 00:24:43,438 --> 00:24:46,615 [panting] 313 00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:10,509 [panting continues] 314 00:25:25,393 --> 00:25:28,918 [eerie music continues] 315 00:26:00,907 --> 00:26:03,910 [music builds to crescendo] 316 00:26:13,267 --> 00:26:15,748 [loud bang] 317 00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:17,140 JEFF: TODD! 318 00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:35,898 [Jeff grunts] 319 00:26:42,992 --> 00:26:45,516 Real smooth, dingleberry. It's jammed. 320 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,344 - I didn't do anything. I just hit 'Play'. 321 00:26:47,388 --> 00:26:50,696 JEFF: It's not a VCR. You can't just hit 'Play'. 322 00:26:50,739 --> 00:26:52,306 See? 323 00:26:52,349 --> 00:26:54,917 This is why amateurs shouldn't mess with serious equipment. 324 00:26:54,961 --> 00:26:57,659 - Well, we're all beefed if Mr. Pike comes back 325 00:26:57,703 --> 00:26:59,052 and that dirty movie is in the projector. 326 00:26:59,095 --> 00:27:01,576 - No. I cannot get in trouble for this again. 327 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:02,664 My dad will send me away. 328 00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:04,057 - Todd, don't worry about it, man. 329 00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:05,145 It's gonna be fine. 330 00:27:05,188 --> 00:27:06,320 - If I have to call the repair guy, 331 00:27:06,363 --> 00:27:07,626 I'm gonna tell him who's responsible. 332 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,454 What the heck, dude? 333 00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:12,065 [clatter] 334 00:27:12,108 --> 00:27:14,763 - I got it. [chuckles] 335 00:27:16,852 --> 00:27:18,114 - You moron! 336 00:27:20,203 --> 00:27:22,902 Get that filth out of my booth! 337 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:29,082 RICKY: That was the craziest thing I've ever seen. 338 00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:30,561 CHAZ: I know. 339 00:27:30,605 --> 00:27:33,869 Do you think that's how all pornography is? 340 00:27:33,913 --> 00:27:36,480 RICKY: I don't know. 341 00:27:36,524 --> 00:27:38,744 We definitely shouldn't have watched it, that's for sure. 342 00:27:57,327 --> 00:27:58,677 What is this place? 343 00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:02,593 - It's fine. 344 00:28:04,595 --> 00:28:06,597 It's just a bunch of old junk. 345 00:28:06,641 --> 00:28:08,948 - [Chaz screams] - [rat squeaking] 346 00:28:10,906 --> 00:28:13,561 [Chaz gasps] 347 00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:17,608 - Okay. 348 00:28:17,652 --> 00:28:19,741 Let's just put this away 349 00:28:19,785 --> 00:28:21,482 so we can get the heck out of here. 350 00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:35,104 - It was right over there. 351 00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:37,150 Yeah. 352 00:28:42,808 --> 00:28:43,765 - Okay, let's go. 353 00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:46,072 - Can I ask you something first? 354 00:28:46,115 --> 00:28:47,116 - Yeah. 355 00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:52,948 - You never wrote me a letter this summer. 356 00:28:52,992 --> 00:28:54,167 - What? 357 00:28:54,210 --> 00:28:56,647 - You said you would write me... from camp? 358 00:28:56,691 --> 00:28:59,955 - Oh, uh, yeah... um... 359 00:28:59,999 --> 00:29:04,307 Look, it was just... really intense. 360 00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:10,052 I'm sorry. - No. No, it's no big deal. 361 00:29:10,096 --> 00:29:11,793 I mean, it's not like I checked the mail every day 362 00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:13,447 like some dope. 363 00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:17,973 - Chaz... - Really. It's totally cool. 364 00:29:18,017 --> 00:29:20,889 Trish's cousin Alex visited for a few weeks 365 00:29:20,933 --> 00:29:23,936 and he brought all these mixtapes with him. Goth music. 366 00:29:23,979 --> 00:29:26,590 And we pretty much just drove around 367 00:29:26,634 --> 00:29:29,202 in her mom's Aerostar, pumping jams. 368 00:29:31,508 --> 00:29:32,814 It was amazing. 369 00:29:32,858 --> 00:29:34,468 - [chuckles] Your dad let you do that? 370 00:29:36,122 --> 00:29:38,951 I don't have to ask permission for everything. 371 00:29:38,994 --> 00:29:41,170 I didn't ask if I could wear this eyeliner. 372 00:29:41,214 --> 00:29:44,565 I didn't ask if I could listen to The Cure. And, and... 373 00:29:44,608 --> 00:29:47,742 I didn't ask if I could kiss Alex. 374 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:51,398 I just did those things because, who cares? Right? 375 00:29:51,441 --> 00:29:53,052 It's not like someone's out there missing me 376 00:29:53,095 --> 00:29:54,662 or wondering what I'm doing. 377 00:30:02,975 --> 00:30:04,063 - Alex, huh? 378 00:30:07,153 --> 00:30:08,676 Was he a good kisser? 379 00:30:11,113 --> 00:30:14,073 - [scoffs] You're such an idiot. 380 00:30:40,534 --> 00:30:42,144 [faint chuckle] 381 00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:57,290 [chuckles again] 382 00:30:57,333 --> 00:31:00,206 [thrilling music] 383 00:31:32,716 --> 00:31:33,761 - Hello? 384 00:31:36,242 --> 00:31:38,287 JEFF: Mr. Pike's going to explode my nuts 385 00:31:38,331 --> 00:31:39,636 if I can't get this fixed. 386 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:40,942 - Explode your nuts? 387 00:31:40,986 --> 00:31:42,726 Is that a thing? - It happens, man. 388 00:31:42,770 --> 00:31:44,946 My dad was in 'Nam. He says he saw it all the time. 389 00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:50,256 [grunts] Cheese and rice! 390 00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:54,695 I can't believe that degenerate broke my projector. 391 00:31:54,738 --> 00:31:56,131 - Lay off him, man. 392 00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:57,176 - Abe... 393 00:31:58,699 --> 00:32:00,527 You seem like a good kid. 394 00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:01,920 But Todd is a verified pervert. 395 00:32:02,790 --> 00:32:03,834 You shouldn't be hanging out with him. 396 00:32:03,878 --> 00:32:05,488 - Who died and made you role model? 397 00:32:05,532 --> 00:32:07,838 Didn't you drop out of college and move back in with your mom? 398 00:32:07,882 --> 00:32:11,103 - [scoffs] You think you know everything, don't you? 399 00:32:11,146 --> 00:32:12,582 But listen up. 400 00:32:12,626 --> 00:32:15,455 'Cause maybe you'll learn a thing or two. 401 00:32:15,498 --> 00:32:17,283 That college was sucking away my money 402 00:32:17,326 --> 00:32:19,981 and pumping me full of secular propaganda. 403 00:32:20,025 --> 00:32:21,983 With all the dough I'm saving living at home, 404 00:32:22,027 --> 00:32:24,203 I'm gonna buy a brand-new drum kit. 405 00:32:24,246 --> 00:32:25,682 Then I'm going to get my band back together 406 00:32:25,726 --> 00:32:27,728 and we are gonna thrash harder than ever. 407 00:32:27,771 --> 00:32:29,730 - Yeah, I'm sure God loves your crappy heavy metal. 408 00:32:29,773 --> 00:32:30,818 - It's not heavy metal. 409 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,908 Besides, what are you doing with your life 410 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,866 that makes you so special, anyway? 411 00:32:37,651 --> 00:32:38,826 Exactly. 412 00:32:46,921 --> 00:32:49,924 [jumbled dialogues play] 413 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:01,980 - This is a... weird movie. 414 00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:04,983 [howling] 415 00:33:08,334 --> 00:33:09,770 - Something's not right. 416 00:33:16,472 --> 00:33:18,605 - "The demon can only be summoned or dispatched 417 00:33:18,648 --> 00:33:21,782 "via the sacred instruments... 418 00:33:21,825 --> 00:33:24,219 "Only in its true form. 419 00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:27,396 ...it's true form." 420 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,789 RICKY: What is that? 421 00:33:32,401 --> 00:33:34,838 - It's a book. 422 00:33:34,882 --> 00:33:37,406 - Look, Chaz... I'm sorry. 423 00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:38,407 - Whatever. 424 00:33:38,451 --> 00:33:40,409 - Hey! Don't be like that. 425 00:33:42,759 --> 00:33:44,892 - I just don't get what's going on with you. 426 00:33:44,935 --> 00:33:47,547 Growing up, all you talked about was baseball. 427 00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:49,636 Leaving town, playing for the majors... 428 00:33:51,681 --> 00:33:52,682 If that's not what you want, 429 00:33:52,726 --> 00:33:54,641 then what do you actually want? 430 00:33:59,994 --> 00:34:01,865 - What does that look like to you? 431 00:34:05,565 --> 00:34:07,132 - I don't care about that book. 432 00:34:07,175 --> 00:34:08,437 Talk to me. 433 00:34:10,004 --> 00:34:13,007 [distant whistling] 434 00:34:16,445 --> 00:34:17,490 What is that? 435 00:34:22,408 --> 00:34:24,105 - Okay... 436 00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:25,541 Let's get out of here. 437 00:34:26,716 --> 00:34:28,457 Wait, I thought you propped this open. 438 00:34:28,501 --> 00:34:29,458 - I did. 439 00:34:29,502 --> 00:34:30,633 I promise. 440 00:34:33,201 --> 00:34:34,246 - No! 441 00:34:35,247 --> 00:34:36,987 - Hello? 442 00:34:37,031 --> 00:34:39,251 Hello? - [distant whistling] 443 00:34:39,294 --> 00:34:40,556 - Who's out there? 444 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,254 Todd! 445 00:34:42,297 --> 00:34:44,517 Stop messing around. Open up! 446 00:34:58,966 --> 00:35:00,185 - Guys? 447 00:35:06,974 --> 00:35:08,802 [laughter] 448 00:35:39,398 --> 00:35:42,314 Ten foot... hole? 449 00:36:05,424 --> 00:36:06,816 What the... 450 00:36:30,884 --> 00:36:32,233 Oh... 451 00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:34,844 my... 452 00:36:45,768 --> 00:36:47,205 God... 453 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,203 [loud cry] 454 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:33,903 [machine screeching] 455 00:37:42,172 --> 00:37:44,305 - Weird. 456 00:37:44,349 --> 00:37:47,482 - Where's Todd? I mean, he should be back by now. 457 00:37:47,526 --> 00:37:49,310 - He's probably wankin' it, thinkin' about that titty movie. 458 00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:50,442 - He'd never do that. 459 00:37:50,485 --> 00:37:52,270 Todd's a spaz, but he's not a perv. 460 00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:53,445 - The cops found him in a tree 461 00:37:53,488 --> 00:37:54,837 with a pair of binoculars... 462 00:37:54,881 --> 00:37:55,882 - You don't know that. - ...peeping on some lady. 463 00:37:55,925 --> 00:37:57,318 It was in the paper, bro! 464 00:37:57,362 --> 00:37:58,406 Facts are facts. 465 00:37:58,450 --> 00:38:00,321 - Dude! 466 00:38:00,365 --> 00:38:01,453 Shut up. 467 00:38:03,368 --> 00:38:04,412 - Abe! 468 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:08,155 Come back here and pick this stuff up. 469 00:38:10,026 --> 00:38:11,071 ABE: Todd! 470 00:38:12,638 --> 00:38:13,682 Todd. 471 00:38:14,857 --> 00:38:15,858 JEFF: Abe! 472 00:38:17,773 --> 00:38:19,122 Wait up, man. 473 00:38:46,585 --> 00:38:47,803 Figures. 474 00:38:49,718 --> 00:38:50,763 - Todd! 475 00:38:57,857 --> 00:38:59,989 - Dude, you're gonna have to give him mouth to mouth. 476 00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:01,382 - He's breathing, you cretin. 477 00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:03,166 - [gasping] - Todd. 478 00:39:03,210 --> 00:39:05,125 You okay, man? What happened? 479 00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:06,518 - I-I saw her. 480 00:39:06,561 --> 00:39:07,823 - You saw who? 481 00:39:09,521 --> 00:39:11,044 Well, who'd you see, Todd? 482 00:39:11,087 --> 00:39:12,175 - Her. 483 00:39:12,219 --> 00:39:13,438 - Dude. 484 00:39:13,481 --> 00:39:15,657 He peed his pants. [chuckles] 485 00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:20,140 - Abe, I don't think it's pee, man. 486 00:39:20,183 --> 00:39:21,141 [whispers] It's not. 487 00:39:21,184 --> 00:39:22,751 - What are you talking about? 488 00:39:22,795 --> 00:39:24,492 - The woman-- the woman from the film. 489 00:39:24,536 --> 00:39:25,667 She was here. 490 00:39:25,711 --> 00:39:26,929 I saw her... 491 00:39:26,973 --> 00:39:28,409 Her hooters, man. 492 00:39:28,453 --> 00:39:30,150 And everything else. - Yeah, right. 493 00:39:30,193 --> 00:39:31,934 The only naked lady you've ever seen is your mom. 494 00:39:31,978 --> 00:39:32,935 - My mom's dead, freak. 495 00:39:32,979 --> 00:39:34,241 - Prove it! 496 00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:39,289 - What was that? 497 00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:47,515 What the... 498 00:40:01,616 --> 00:40:03,096 Careful, Heavy Metal Jeff. 499 00:40:04,140 --> 00:40:07,056 Don't break your edge. [scoffs] 500 00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:08,493 - Forget it, loser. 501 00:40:09,624 --> 00:40:11,670 I'm not popping wood for this trash. 502 00:40:26,641 --> 00:40:27,729 - Dang it. 503 00:40:29,688 --> 00:40:31,385 You find anything back there? 504 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,169 CHAZ: Calm down, I'm looking. 505 00:41:17,387 --> 00:41:18,737 What the heck? 506 00:41:30,357 --> 00:41:31,489 Who's there? 507 00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:52,771 Ricky? 508 00:42:21,626 --> 00:42:23,192 [metal clanking] 509 00:42:28,981 --> 00:42:30,852 [screaming] 510 00:42:36,118 --> 00:42:37,467 - What? What happened? 511 00:42:37,511 --> 00:42:39,426 - Were-were-were you just in there with me? 512 00:42:39,469 --> 00:42:40,427 Was that you? 513 00:42:40,470 --> 00:42:43,604 - What? - I--I saw--I saw, um-- 514 00:42:43,648 --> 00:42:45,388 I touched your, uh... 515 00:42:50,002 --> 00:42:52,047 - Chastity, stop! 516 00:42:52,091 --> 00:42:55,007 I don't want you. 517 00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:56,051 - What? 518 00:42:57,923 --> 00:42:58,924 - I mean... 519 00:42:58,967 --> 00:43:01,404 ...because of Jasmine, you know. 520 00:43:01,448 --> 00:43:02,928 And Mr. Pike, he said-- 521 00:43:02,971 --> 00:43:04,059 - Ricky, shut up! 522 00:43:06,453 --> 00:43:08,237 - I think someone's in here with us. 523 00:43:08,281 --> 00:43:09,282 - What? 524 00:43:13,242 --> 00:43:15,070 - This is what I saw in there. 525 00:43:19,248 --> 00:43:21,120 - Abe! - Let us out! 526 00:43:21,163 --> 00:43:22,643 - Todd! 527 00:43:22,687 --> 00:43:23,905 JEFF: Listen... 528 00:43:23,949 --> 00:43:26,081 Clearly, you saw one of these titty posters 529 00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:28,170 and you thought it was a real woman. 530 00:43:28,214 --> 00:43:30,651 All these porn chemicals running around in your brain, 531 00:43:30,695 --> 00:43:32,827 giving you hallucinations and whatnot-- 532 00:43:32,871 --> 00:43:35,656 It's totally typical of satanic takeover of the mind. 533 00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:37,005 TODD: It's not porn chemicals. 534 00:43:37,049 --> 00:43:38,572 I saw her. 535 00:43:39,921 --> 00:43:41,531 You believe me, right? 536 00:43:41,575 --> 00:43:43,055 - Maybe you got confused? 537 00:43:43,098 --> 00:43:44,099 - Abe... 538 00:43:44,143 --> 00:43:47,625 Abe, please. I saw her bush, man. 539 00:43:47,668 --> 00:43:48,756 - Guys... 540 00:43:49,757 --> 00:43:50,932 Look at this photo. 541 00:43:51,933 --> 00:43:53,413 Who does this look like? 542 00:43:58,897 --> 00:44:00,550 JEFF: It's that old boozer. 543 00:44:02,509 --> 00:44:03,989 TODD: But, when was this taken? 544 00:44:04,032 --> 00:44:06,469 CHAZ: Abe, Todd. RICKY: Todd. 545 00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:07,470 - You guys hear that? 546 00:44:07,514 --> 00:44:10,212 RICKY: Get us outta here. 547 00:44:10,256 --> 00:44:13,912 - Help! Abe! Open up! - Help! Jeff! Todd! 548 00:44:19,178 --> 00:44:21,354 - What were you two doing in here so long? 549 00:44:21,397 --> 00:44:23,008 - We got stuck. 550 00:44:23,051 --> 00:44:25,575 Didn't you a-holes hear us screaming and pounding? 551 00:44:25,619 --> 00:44:27,142 - Screaming and pounding, huh? 552 00:44:27,186 --> 00:44:28,143 - Shut up, Todd. 553 00:44:28,187 --> 00:44:30,015 - Shut up, everybody. 554 00:44:31,364 --> 00:44:32,800 We gotta get out of here. 555 00:44:43,637 --> 00:44:45,247 No! 556 00:44:45,291 --> 00:44:46,248 - What? 557 00:44:46,292 --> 00:44:47,336 - Someone took my keys. 558 00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:48,468 - Did you lock us in here? 559 00:44:48,511 --> 00:44:49,991 - No, I left them in the door. 560 00:44:50,035 --> 00:44:51,514 - Okay, that's it, knuckleheads. 561 00:44:51,558 --> 00:44:53,299 Turn out your pockets. 562 00:44:53,342 --> 00:44:54,430 - Wait. 563 00:44:54,474 --> 00:44:57,085 There are copies in Mr. Pike's office. 564 00:44:57,129 --> 00:44:58,521 - It's the woman from the film. 565 00:44:58,565 --> 00:45:00,306 She's here. - What did you say? 566 00:45:00,349 --> 00:45:02,047 - Todd! Shhh. 567 00:45:02,090 --> 00:45:04,310 - No, no, no. We gotta get outta here. 568 00:45:08,488 --> 00:45:10,272 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 569 00:45:10,316 --> 00:45:12,274 I can't let you do that, buddy. 570 00:45:12,318 --> 00:45:14,494 It's a violation of employee policy... 571 00:45:14,537 --> 00:45:16,452 on destroying company property. 572 00:45:17,802 --> 00:45:19,194 Okay? 573 00:45:19,238 --> 00:45:20,500 It's in the handbook. 574 00:45:20,543 --> 00:45:21,893 Alright? Use your head. 575 00:45:24,983 --> 00:45:26,506 Okay, guys. 576 00:45:26,549 --> 00:45:27,550 Look... 577 00:45:29,161 --> 00:45:31,032 There ain't no movie woman. 578 00:45:32,904 --> 00:45:34,644 If you ask me... 579 00:45:34,688 --> 00:45:37,735 it's that creepy old dude. 580 00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:39,954 I think he used to own the place. 581 00:45:39,998 --> 00:45:41,869 And now he's back. 582 00:45:41,913 --> 00:45:47,570 Under the influence, and a perv to boot. 583 00:45:47,614 --> 00:45:52,837 Someone like that is capable of anything. 584 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,055 Boys... 585 00:45:55,970 --> 00:45:57,624 it's time to ante up. 586 00:46:03,848 --> 00:46:05,284 - Forget that. 587 00:46:05,327 --> 00:46:07,939 Let's get the keys and get out of here. 588 00:46:07,982 --> 00:46:09,418 - The lady from the film is here, 589 00:46:09,462 --> 00:46:10,419 I'm telling you. 590 00:46:10,463 --> 00:46:11,725 - It just sounds crazy, Todd. 591 00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:13,161 - Why can't you back me up on this? 592 00:46:13,205 --> 00:46:14,293 Just this once. 593 00:46:14,336 --> 00:46:15,903 Right or wrong, I always stick by you. 594 00:46:15,947 --> 00:46:17,905 - [snorts] You two losers sound like an old married couple. 595 00:46:17,949 --> 00:46:19,777 - Shut up, Heavy Metal Jeff! - Shut up, Heavy Metal Jeff! 596 00:46:19,820 --> 00:46:20,690 CHAZ: Guys! 597 00:46:26,261 --> 00:46:27,567 [pounding on door] 598 00:46:41,668 --> 00:46:43,235 - Look. 599 00:46:48,936 --> 00:46:50,416 - You put that dirty movie on again? 600 00:46:50,459 --> 00:46:51,721 - No way! 601 00:46:51,765 --> 00:46:53,462 We put it back where we found it. 602 00:47:12,917 --> 00:47:15,876 [screaming] 603 00:47:29,281 --> 00:47:30,630 - Nope, I'm outta here. 604 00:47:51,216 --> 00:47:52,957 - Office! - What was that? 605 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,436 Was that the projector? 606 00:47:58,092 --> 00:47:59,137 - Oh no. 607 00:48:00,747 --> 00:48:04,011 Dope fiend with a fistful of keys and nothing to lose? 608 00:48:04,055 --> 00:48:06,622 It's grandpa's party now. 609 00:48:06,666 --> 00:48:07,972 Barricade that door. 610 00:48:14,935 --> 00:48:15,893 [grunting] 611 00:48:17,807 --> 00:48:19,548 [all grunting with effort] 612 00:48:19,592 --> 00:48:22,595 [gasping, grunting] 613 00:48:23,944 --> 00:48:25,554 [grunting] 614 00:48:27,382 --> 00:48:28,557 [knock on door] 615 00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:30,864 - What's in here? 616 00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:32,910 - A rifle. 617 00:48:32,953 --> 00:48:34,346 - Are you serious? 618 00:48:34,389 --> 00:48:36,043 - That's what Mr. Pike told me when I was training. 619 00:48:36,087 --> 00:48:37,392 He was showing me around the office 620 00:48:37,436 --> 00:48:38,872 and when I asked him what was in the cabinet-- 621 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:41,048 - He pulled out a gun? - I don't buy it. 622 00:48:41,092 --> 00:48:42,702 - No. He didn't pull it out. 623 00:48:42,745 --> 00:48:43,964 He just said I never had to worry 624 00:48:44,008 --> 00:48:45,618 because he was watching out for everybody. 625 00:48:45,661 --> 00:48:46,749 [loud thud] 626 00:48:49,317 --> 00:48:50,840 - What... what was that? 627 00:48:52,277 --> 00:48:53,756 [wood creaking] 628 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,280 [panting] 629 00:48:55,323 --> 00:48:56,324 - Guys... 630 00:48:57,586 --> 00:48:58,631 Where's Todd? 631 00:49:00,024 --> 00:49:01,460 - He didn't come in here with us? 632 00:49:01,503 --> 00:49:03,505 - Well, he's still out there. 633 00:49:03,549 --> 00:49:05,986 Move this stuff! - Wait, maybe it's Mr. Pike. 634 00:49:06,030 --> 00:49:07,335 - It's not midnight yet! 635 00:49:08,554 --> 00:49:09,947 - It's hobo fever. 636 00:49:13,776 --> 00:49:15,604 Let's smoke this junkie. 637 00:49:15,648 --> 00:49:18,651 [grunting] 638 00:49:38,279 --> 00:49:39,411 - What's this? 639 00:49:47,158 --> 00:49:48,550 - What is this for? 640 00:49:50,639 --> 00:49:52,641 To clean his gun? 641 00:49:52,685 --> 00:49:54,687 - What gun? 642 00:49:54,730 --> 00:49:55,862 - Weird. 643 00:49:58,386 --> 00:49:59,866 Whoa. CHAZ: What is it? 644 00:50:02,825 --> 00:50:05,263 - We shouldn't have opened this cabinet. 645 00:50:05,306 --> 00:50:06,829 This is-- is private. 646 00:50:09,310 --> 00:50:11,617 - Give it. I want to see. 647 00:50:11,660 --> 00:50:12,792 Give it to me. 648 00:50:19,103 --> 00:50:20,278 I don't get it. 649 00:50:23,716 --> 00:50:25,022 Wait, what? 650 00:50:27,850 --> 00:50:29,026 Oh, my gosh. 651 00:50:29,069 --> 00:50:31,767 - What? Abe, hook it to the TV. 652 00:50:32,899 --> 00:50:34,031 - No. 653 00:50:40,341 --> 00:50:41,516 - Do it. 654 00:51:10,154 --> 00:51:13,157 [door opening] 655 00:51:20,512 --> 00:51:21,904 - What the H? 656 00:51:24,168 --> 00:51:25,256 Turn it off. 657 00:51:27,562 --> 00:51:29,303 Turn it off now! 658 00:51:29,347 --> 00:51:31,871 - Mr. Pike was filming customers in the ladies room. 659 00:51:31,914 --> 00:51:35,788 - It can't be. This just can't be. 660 00:51:35,831 --> 00:51:37,137 - There are so many tapes. 661 00:51:37,181 --> 00:51:39,313 - Shut up, Chaz. It's not true. 662 00:51:39,357 --> 00:51:42,316 Did you do this? Hm? Or your little friend? 663 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,797 - No. I've never even been in here before. 664 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,233 - What kind of a joke is this? 665 00:51:46,277 --> 00:51:47,539 - Guys, look. 666 00:52:01,857 --> 00:52:02,945 Give me that. 667 00:52:22,574 --> 00:52:23,879 - No way. 668 00:52:27,579 --> 00:52:29,189 This doesn't make any sense. 669 00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:31,713 This doesn't make any kind of sense. 670 00:52:44,726 --> 00:52:48,382 - No... it all makes sense. 671 00:52:49,731 --> 00:52:51,168 Mr. Pike's a liar. 672 00:52:51,211 --> 00:52:52,169 - What?! 673 00:52:52,212 --> 00:52:55,128 - Mr. Pike is full of bull crap. 674 00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:57,565 I mean, what's all that crazy junk downstairs? 675 00:52:57,609 --> 00:52:59,176 What are all these tapes? 676 00:52:59,219 --> 00:53:00,220 - He's not a liar. 677 00:53:01,961 --> 00:53:03,049 CHAZ: Oh, yeah? 678 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,792 Why'd you go to camp this summer? 679 00:53:07,967 --> 00:53:09,708 - What does that have to do with anything? 680 00:53:09,751 --> 00:53:11,144 ABE: Camp? 681 00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:14,495 Aren't you a little old for camp? 682 00:53:14,539 --> 00:53:15,757 - I'm just... 683 00:53:17,455 --> 00:53:19,718 I'm not supposed to talk about it. 684 00:53:19,761 --> 00:53:20,762 - Why not? 685 00:53:22,982 --> 00:53:25,202 Didn't you find it transformative? 686 00:53:27,726 --> 00:53:28,857 - How do you know about that? 687 00:53:28,901 --> 00:53:30,598 - Mr. Pike. 688 00:53:33,384 --> 00:53:34,820 - He told you? 689 00:53:35,951 --> 00:53:37,518 - He said it would fix things. 690 00:53:39,390 --> 00:53:42,219 That it would take the burden of homosexuality off you 691 00:53:42,262 --> 00:53:44,221 so you could be free to live a normal life. 692 00:53:44,264 --> 00:53:46,223 - You're gay? 693 00:53:46,266 --> 00:53:48,964 But... but... 694 00:53:49,008 --> 00:53:51,532 you're, like, an athlete. 695 00:53:51,576 --> 00:53:53,142 - She's lying. 696 00:53:53,186 --> 00:53:54,143 Shut up, Chaz. 697 00:53:54,187 --> 00:53:55,623 - I'm lying? 698 00:53:55,667 --> 00:53:57,712 I'm lying? 699 00:53:57,756 --> 00:53:59,279 Who do you think told Mr. Pike 700 00:53:59,323 --> 00:54:03,240 that you were having lustful thoughts about men? 701 00:54:03,283 --> 00:54:04,719 - Girls playing baseball... 702 00:54:04,763 --> 00:54:07,983 gay guys playing baseball... what is going on, man? 703 00:54:08,027 --> 00:54:11,204 - It's not true. It's not true. 704 00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:12,553 Chaz just can't stand it 705 00:54:12,597 --> 00:54:15,295 that I am in love with Jasmine and not her. 706 00:54:15,339 --> 00:54:17,732 - There is no Jasmine. 707 00:54:23,956 --> 00:54:26,959 [screaming] 708 00:54:53,725 --> 00:54:55,596 - What in the Lord's name? 709 00:55:15,921 --> 00:55:17,139 Hello? 710 00:55:31,850 --> 00:55:33,504 Chaz? 711 00:55:33,547 --> 00:55:34,896 Ricky? 712 00:55:36,637 --> 00:55:38,117 Where are you guys? 713 00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:44,863 [laughter] 714 00:55:44,906 --> 00:55:47,344 Chaz? 715 00:55:47,387 --> 00:55:49,650 - It's okay, man. 716 00:55:49,694 --> 00:55:51,609 You can still beat this. 717 00:55:53,306 --> 00:55:54,786 I was an addict too. 718 00:55:55,787 --> 00:55:58,485 My vice? Nicotine. 719 00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:03,185 It took me months. Even after I found my edge. 720 00:56:04,578 --> 00:56:07,407 But I haven't smoked in a year. 721 00:56:10,454 --> 00:56:14,893 Mr. Pike helped me quit. He helped me find God again. 722 00:56:15,894 --> 00:56:17,243 He's no perv. 723 00:56:18,418 --> 00:56:20,377 And neither are you. 724 00:56:21,769 --> 00:56:22,901 MR. PIKE: Hello? 725 00:56:24,119 --> 00:56:26,600 JEFF: C'mon, man. 726 00:56:26,644 --> 00:56:28,863 There's no cryin' in baseball. 727 00:56:30,604 --> 00:56:31,910 - Guys... 728 00:56:31,953 --> 00:56:33,738 MR. PIKE: Alright now. 729 00:56:33,781 --> 00:56:35,261 Enough's enough. 730 00:56:43,704 --> 00:56:45,314 - He's here. 731 00:56:45,358 --> 00:56:47,360 - Mr. Pike! - Mr. Pike! 732 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:49,406 - Mr. Pike. - We're in your office! 733 00:56:49,449 --> 00:56:50,711 - He can't hear us. 734 00:56:56,848 --> 00:56:58,937 - I'm comin' in... guys? 735 00:57:10,209 --> 00:57:11,428 - Something's not right. 736 00:57:11,471 --> 00:57:14,431 [static on TV] 737 00:57:21,612 --> 00:57:22,874 - It's her. 738 00:57:24,484 --> 00:57:25,529 - Who? 739 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:44,678 - What is he doing? 740 00:58:04,611 --> 00:58:05,612 - Okay. 741 00:58:09,007 --> 00:58:10,704 Oh, my. 742 00:58:10,748 --> 00:58:12,053 - Todd was right. 743 00:58:14,621 --> 00:58:16,493 MR. PIKE: Is this really happening? 744 00:58:37,949 --> 00:58:40,952 [moaning] 745 00:58:48,481 --> 00:58:50,483 - Whoa. 746 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:51,789 - Mercy. 747 00:58:53,573 --> 00:58:54,748 Mercy. 748 00:58:56,271 --> 00:58:58,099 Oh, yes. 749 00:59:00,406 --> 00:59:01,407 [grunting, moaning] 750 00:59:04,671 --> 00:59:06,891 - What is that? - [grunting] 751 00:59:06,934 --> 00:59:10,111 - Brother, that's unbridled perversion. 752 00:59:10,155 --> 00:59:11,548 - [moaning] - No, no, no. 753 00:59:13,419 --> 00:59:15,160 That. - [moaning] 754 00:59:23,777 --> 00:59:25,736 [Mr. Pike gasping] 755 00:59:25,779 --> 00:59:26,867 - Oh, no. 756 00:59:26,911 --> 00:59:29,087 [grunting] 757 00:59:29,130 --> 00:59:32,133 [screaming] 758 00:59:36,485 --> 00:59:40,620 - Mr. Pike! Oh, God! 759 00:59:40,664 --> 00:59:43,667 [coughing, screaming] 760 00:59:52,197 --> 00:59:55,853 - Oh, my god! Oh, my god! [coughing] 761 01:00:01,249 --> 01:00:02,511 - He's still alive. 762 01:00:03,687 --> 01:00:05,384 He's still alive. 763 01:00:05,427 --> 01:00:06,472 [gasping] 764 01:00:06,515 --> 01:00:08,343 We have to help him. 765 01:00:08,387 --> 01:00:09,736 We have to help him. 766 01:00:09,780 --> 01:00:11,085 We have to help him. 767 01:00:11,129 --> 01:00:12,130 Come on! 768 01:00:21,748 --> 01:00:23,445 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 769 01:00:23,489 --> 01:00:24,621 ALL: What?! 770 01:00:24,664 --> 01:00:28,059 - I'm the only one who can handle this. 771 01:00:28,102 --> 01:00:30,627 Lock the door, sit tight, 772 01:00:30,670 --> 01:00:33,586 don't move 'til I say, "all clear." 773 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:34,674 Read me? 774 01:00:34,718 --> 01:00:36,241 - Are you sure? 775 01:00:38,765 --> 01:00:40,506 - [whispers] I have the bat. 776 01:00:41,507 --> 01:00:42,900 Go. 777 01:00:52,779 --> 01:00:54,346 [whispering] Mr. Pike... 778 01:01:19,545 --> 01:01:21,590 [blowing hard] 779 01:01:21,634 --> 01:01:23,680 Put him down, you godless beast. 780 01:02:21,955 --> 01:02:26,046 CBTL. CBTL. CBTL. CBTL... 781 01:02:51,115 --> 01:02:53,117 Nicotine. 782 01:03:30,197 --> 01:03:31,416 Christ... 783 01:03:33,070 --> 01:03:34,332 Bears... 784 01:03:36,334 --> 01:03:37,422 The... 785 01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:40,294 Loaaa... 786 01:03:44,298 --> 01:03:46,561 Ah! My nut! 787 01:03:46,605 --> 01:03:47,954 [Jeff crying] 788 01:03:47,998 --> 01:03:49,477 - She got Jeff! 789 01:03:56,310 --> 01:03:59,313 [crying in pain] 790 01:04:09,193 --> 01:04:11,891 - Whoa. 791 01:04:11,935 --> 01:04:16,722 - She... exploded... my... nuts. 792 01:04:19,638 --> 01:04:21,901 It's just like in there... 793 01:04:28,603 --> 01:04:29,953 - Hey. Hey, hey. No. 794 01:04:29,996 --> 01:04:31,563 Stay with me. 795 01:04:31,606 --> 01:04:33,521 Hey! Hey! Stick with me here, Jeff. 796 01:04:33,565 --> 01:04:35,436 Okay... alright... 797 01:04:41,442 --> 01:04:43,662 JEFF: [grunts] No. - Let me help you. 798 01:04:43,705 --> 01:04:45,620 I did first aid for the baseball team. 799 01:04:45,664 --> 01:04:47,492 - But Ricky... 800 01:04:47,535 --> 01:04:51,539 - Look, Jeff... you're bleeding out. 801 01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:54,499 - Are you sure it's a good idea? 802 01:04:54,542 --> 01:04:56,153 I mean...you know... 803 01:04:57,284 --> 01:04:59,025 Because you're a gay dude. 804 01:05:00,331 --> 01:05:01,854 - Do you think I'm going to get turned on 805 01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:03,987 by your exploded testicles? 806 01:05:04,030 --> 01:05:06,424 Is that how you think being gay works? 807 01:05:07,425 --> 01:05:09,688 - Honestly, man... 808 01:05:09,731 --> 01:05:11,603 I have no idea. 809 01:05:15,999 --> 01:05:17,391 [Jeff grunts] 810 01:05:18,827 --> 01:05:22,135 [Jeff grunts] 811 01:05:32,841 --> 01:05:34,321 BOTH: Ow. 812 01:05:37,716 --> 01:05:39,022 JEFF: Oh. 813 01:05:40,588 --> 01:05:41,894 - Uhh. 814 01:05:43,852 --> 01:05:44,984 [Jeff grunts] 815 01:05:48,814 --> 01:05:50,642 - [Jeff grunts] CHAZ: Oh. 816 01:05:52,818 --> 01:05:54,559 - We have to find Todd... 817 01:05:54,602 --> 01:05:55,864 Before that thing does. 818 01:05:55,908 --> 01:05:57,997 JEFF: I know he's your friend, man. 819 01:05:58,041 --> 01:05:59,868 But there's no saving him now. 820 01:06:00,869 --> 01:06:02,393 You saw what happened to Mr. Pike. 821 01:06:02,436 --> 01:06:03,524 Mr. Pike... It's a pervert's fate. 822 01:06:03,568 --> 01:06:05,048 - No, he's not a pervert. 823 01:06:11,706 --> 01:06:15,493 It wasn't his idea to peep on that lady in her bathroom. 824 01:06:16,755 --> 01:06:17,756 It was mine. 825 01:06:18,887 --> 01:06:19,976 Todd didn't want to, 826 01:06:20,019 --> 01:06:23,066 but he did it because I asked him. 827 01:06:24,110 --> 01:06:26,025 He climbed that tree with me, and then... 828 01:06:27,070 --> 01:06:29,768 The lady caught us, and Todd... 829 01:06:29,811 --> 01:06:33,032 just...couldn't get down the tree fast enough. 830 01:06:33,076 --> 01:06:34,599 You know, 'cause... 831 01:06:34,642 --> 01:06:36,775 his hand. 832 01:06:36,818 --> 01:06:38,211 And I ran away. - Abe-- 833 01:06:38,255 --> 01:06:40,039 ABE: --He didn't even want to be there and I ran. 834 01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:42,346 I left him and he got caught and never said a word. 835 01:06:42,389 --> 01:06:44,000 - Why are you saying all this? 836 01:06:45,610 --> 01:06:47,394 - He's not the pervert, Chaz. 837 01:06:48,439 --> 01:06:50,223 I am. 838 01:06:50,267 --> 01:06:51,703 [Jeff screams] 839 01:06:53,270 --> 01:06:54,227 - Okay. 840 01:06:54,271 --> 01:06:57,752 [Jeff groans] 841 01:06:57,796 --> 01:06:58,840 Okay. 842 01:06:58,884 --> 01:07:01,017 [Jeff groans] 843 01:07:01,060 --> 01:07:02,496 Alright... 844 01:07:02,540 --> 01:07:03,845 It's all done. 845 01:07:07,980 --> 01:07:08,981 Here. 846 01:07:11,244 --> 01:07:12,637 Take these. 847 01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:14,334 Look. 848 01:07:14,378 --> 01:07:15,466 They're pain killers. 849 01:07:15,509 --> 01:07:17,337 I use them when my shoulder flares up. 850 01:07:17,381 --> 01:07:19,687 - My life is poison-free, Ricky. 851 01:07:19,731 --> 01:07:21,472 You know that's non-negotiable. 852 01:07:21,515 --> 01:07:24,866 - You consume at least a 144 ounces 853 01:07:24,910 --> 01:07:28,087 of caffeine-free diet coke, every day. 854 01:07:28,131 --> 01:07:30,263 - Pain is temporary... 855 01:07:30,307 --> 01:07:31,830 honor is immortal. 856 01:07:31,873 --> 01:07:33,223 [Jeff panting in pain] 857 01:07:33,266 --> 01:07:35,138 - What are we up against here? 858 01:07:35,181 --> 01:07:37,053 - It's called a succubus. 859 01:07:37,096 --> 01:07:40,099 - Sh-She's a handmaiden of the Evil One... 860 01:07:40,143 --> 01:07:43,407 whose profane thirst in unquenchable. 861 01:07:43,450 --> 01:07:47,411 She inflames the loins... and ravages the soul. 862 01:07:47,454 --> 01:07:49,065 Once under her spell, 863 01:07:49,108 --> 01:07:53,721 her supplicants become prisoners of their own wicked desires... 864 01:07:53,765 --> 01:07:55,245 for all eternity. 865 01:07:56,768 --> 01:07:57,769 - Let me see. 866 01:07:58,770 --> 01:08:00,641 [Jeff grunts and pants] 867 01:08:00,685 --> 01:08:03,296 Yeah...that's the one that popped me. 868 01:08:03,340 --> 01:08:05,124 - No one is safe. 869 01:08:05,168 --> 01:08:06,908 I saw her in the basement... 870 01:08:06,952 --> 01:08:08,171 she kissed me. 871 01:08:09,955 --> 01:08:11,130 - Was it sexy? 872 01:08:12,175 --> 01:08:13,785 - She was a man. 873 01:08:13,828 --> 01:08:15,482 - Oh, Jesus. 874 01:08:15,526 --> 01:08:16,570 RICKY: Guys. 875 01:08:17,571 --> 01:08:19,095 When we watched that movie... 876 01:08:21,053 --> 01:08:23,011 we unleashed a sex demon. 877 01:08:25,231 --> 01:08:26,450 JEFF: See, kids? 878 01:08:27,451 --> 01:08:30,584 That's why I don't watch porno. 879 01:08:30,628 --> 01:08:31,933 CHAZ: Abe, we have to destroy the film. 880 01:08:31,977 --> 01:08:33,152 That's how this whole thing started, 881 01:08:33,196 --> 01:08:34,284 that's how we'll finish it. 882 01:08:34,327 --> 01:08:35,198 Come on, it's still in the projector. 883 01:08:35,241 --> 01:08:37,113 - No. I have to find Todd. 884 01:08:38,462 --> 01:08:40,377 We've seen what she can do. 885 01:08:40,420 --> 01:08:41,769 I can't abandon him. 886 01:08:43,858 --> 01:08:44,859 Not again. 887 01:08:46,339 --> 01:08:47,862 JEFF: Abe, you're brave. 888 01:08:47,906 --> 01:08:49,081 [Jeff panting] 889 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,169 But remember... 890 01:08:50,213 --> 01:08:51,170 [Jeff panting] 891 01:08:51,214 --> 01:08:53,520 Don't let it tempt you. 892 01:08:54,695 --> 01:08:56,349 I couldn't hold my edge. 893 01:08:57,350 --> 01:08:59,004 That's how I lost my nuts. 894 01:09:00,310 --> 01:09:03,443 That's how Mr. Pike lost the whole package. 895 01:09:04,531 --> 01:09:07,404 [♪♪♪] 896 01:09:17,065 --> 01:09:20,373 [mysterious music] 897 01:09:24,812 --> 01:09:25,813 ABE: Todd. 898 01:09:31,645 --> 01:09:32,646 Todd! 899 01:09:37,260 --> 01:09:40,393 [mysterious music] 900 01:09:43,875 --> 01:09:45,006 [loud clatter] 901 01:09:49,620 --> 01:09:52,449 [suspenseful music] 902 01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:17,300 - You guys ready? 903 01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:30,443 [suspenseful music] 904 01:10:33,403 --> 01:10:34,491 Let it burn. 905 01:10:40,366 --> 01:10:43,021 - Guys, why is there no smoke? 906 01:10:47,547 --> 01:10:49,723 - So he looked and behold... 907 01:10:50,724 --> 01:10:52,683 The brush was burning with fire. 908 01:10:53,684 --> 01:10:55,338 But it was not consumed. 909 01:10:55,381 --> 01:10:56,556 [Jeff sighs] 910 01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:57,688 - Figures... 911 01:10:59,777 --> 01:11:02,823 - We need to pray. That's-that's the only way that we beat this. 912 01:11:03,868 --> 01:11:05,043 JEFF: Count me out. 913 01:11:07,132 --> 01:11:09,787 [Jeff groans] 914 01:11:13,181 --> 01:11:14,182 Give me a light. 915 01:11:15,445 --> 01:11:16,794 - Jeff, are you sure? 916 01:11:19,405 --> 01:11:21,059 - I believe in nothing now. 917 01:11:28,022 --> 01:11:30,503 [dramatic theme playing] 918 01:11:43,864 --> 01:11:46,127 - Lord, forgive us for the abomination 919 01:11:46,171 --> 01:11:48,434 that we have brought into our lives. 920 01:11:48,478 --> 01:11:51,350 Please cleanse our souls and let us be released from 921 01:11:51,394 --> 01:11:53,657 what our iniquity has wrought. 922 01:11:53,700 --> 01:11:55,789 Let this foul, malevolent force be cast 923 01:11:55,833 --> 01:11:58,052 back into the darkness from where it came. 924 01:12:00,141 --> 01:12:02,535 [♪♪♪] 925 01:12:15,940 --> 01:12:17,768 - I'm so sorry, Ricky. 926 01:12:19,117 --> 01:12:21,772 - I always wondered how Mr. Pike knew. 927 01:12:21,815 --> 01:12:23,513 I mean, I thought I was hiding it well. 928 01:12:23,556 --> 01:12:25,863 A-A lot of guys wear earrings these days. 929 01:12:27,125 --> 01:12:30,128 - I didn't know you were going to give up baseball. 930 01:12:30,171 --> 01:12:32,086 - He told my parents, Chaz. 931 01:12:34,959 --> 01:12:36,395 - I-I was trying to help you. 932 01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:38,354 - Did you pray for me to be fixed? 933 01:12:43,228 --> 01:12:44,360 JEFF: Guys, stop it. 934 01:12:46,231 --> 01:12:47,841 Mr. Pike is a fraud. 935 01:12:49,103 --> 01:12:50,888 This place is a den of filth. 936 01:12:51,976 --> 01:12:53,586 God has abandoned us. 937 01:12:54,761 --> 01:12:56,676 All we have is each other. 938 01:13:00,071 --> 01:13:01,638 We have to find Todd. 939 01:13:03,466 --> 01:13:06,773 [mysterious music] 940 01:13:10,690 --> 01:13:13,606 [growling] 941 01:13:28,273 --> 01:13:31,450 [growling] 942 01:13:31,494 --> 01:13:34,322 [suspenseful music] 943 01:13:36,629 --> 01:13:39,763 [grunts and groans] 944 01:13:54,778 --> 01:13:57,650 [moaning] 945 01:14:27,201 --> 01:14:30,378 [growling] 946 01:14:30,422 --> 01:14:33,860 [Abe screams] 947 01:14:46,656 --> 01:14:48,875 [Abe continues to screams] 948 01:14:59,233 --> 01:15:01,758 [growling] 949 01:15:02,759 --> 01:15:04,543 [Abe panting] 950 01:15:04,587 --> 01:15:05,588 - Oh. 951 01:15:07,938 --> 01:15:10,723 [Abe breathes heavily] 952 01:15:12,595 --> 01:15:13,639 - Did you see that? 953 01:15:13,683 --> 01:15:15,249 [Abe breathes heavily] 954 01:15:15,293 --> 01:15:17,556 Did you... did you see that? 955 01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:20,080 - Abe, your pants. 956 01:15:22,953 --> 01:15:25,869 [Abe breathes heavily] 957 01:15:25,912 --> 01:15:28,785 [growling] 958 01:15:29,786 --> 01:15:31,701 - It's-It's Todd... 959 01:15:32,702 --> 01:15:33,877 He's in there. 960 01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:36,836 [Abe breathes heavily] 961 01:15:38,272 --> 01:15:40,666 [♪♪♪] 962 01:16:01,644 --> 01:16:04,603 [suspenseful music] 963 01:16:18,443 --> 01:16:21,098 - [door slams] ABE: Todd? Todd! 964 01:16:21,141 --> 01:16:22,316 RICKY: Holy crap! Is he dead? 965 01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:23,927 CHAZ: No, wait. Look. He's still moving. 966 01:16:23,970 --> 01:16:26,973 [whistling] 967 01:16:48,734 --> 01:16:50,606 RICKY: It's the creepy old man. 968 01:16:50,649 --> 01:16:51,650 - Jeff was right. 969 01:16:53,696 --> 01:16:55,393 He was behind this whole thing. 970 01:17:01,399 --> 01:17:02,443 - Oh, man... 971 01:17:02,487 --> 01:17:03,488 He's bleeding. 972 01:17:04,707 --> 01:17:07,187 I see you've been touched by the demon... 973 01:17:07,231 --> 01:17:08,972 same as me. 974 01:17:09,015 --> 01:17:12,018 - Oh, I have been touched by her... 975 01:17:12,062 --> 01:17:15,674 but not the same as you! 976 01:17:15,718 --> 01:17:19,069 [Beekman screams] 977 01:17:19,112 --> 01:17:21,375 [all scream] 978 01:17:23,987 --> 01:17:26,990 - [all scream] - [Beekman screams] 979 01:17:35,781 --> 01:17:37,348 [Todd screams] 980 01:17:37,391 --> 01:17:38,654 - Don't you touch him! 981 01:17:40,090 --> 01:17:42,832 Todd! Are you okay? What have they done to you? 982 01:17:42,875 --> 01:17:44,311 - I got knocked out. 983 01:17:44,355 --> 01:17:46,662 This guy cut his penis off. 984 01:17:46,705 --> 01:17:48,707 I don't know why. 985 01:17:48,751 --> 01:17:50,100 Nobody tells Todd anything. 986 01:17:50,143 --> 01:17:51,492 JEFF: You've seen his pictures, Todd. 987 01:17:51,536 --> 01:17:53,103 You saw his posters. 988 01:17:53,146 --> 01:17:54,974 He's a smut peddler. 989 01:17:55,018 --> 01:17:57,324 He unleashed the monster that killed Mr. Pike, 990 01:17:57,368 --> 01:17:58,456 and now he wants to turn you 991 01:17:58,499 --> 01:18:00,545 into his own personal pleasure pony! 992 01:18:00,588 --> 01:18:02,329 - What?! - What do you want? 993 01:18:02,373 --> 01:18:03,330 BEEKMAN: Me? 994 01:18:03,374 --> 01:18:04,375 [Beekman laughs] 995 01:18:04,418 --> 01:18:06,420 I want the same as you. 996 01:18:07,552 --> 01:18:10,468 Out of this place! 997 01:18:10,511 --> 01:18:11,861 You see... 998 01:18:11,904 --> 01:18:16,822 This was mine... yeah? All mine. 999 01:18:16,866 --> 01:18:19,085 Before they drove me out... 1000 01:18:19,129 --> 01:18:22,741 Before they burned my archive...my face... 1001 01:18:22,785 --> 01:18:25,875 This was my pleasure palace! 1002 01:18:25,918 --> 01:18:30,575 And I the Lord [laughs]...Lord Beekman! 1003 01:18:30,618 --> 01:18:34,057 [mysterious music] 1004 01:18:35,058 --> 01:18:37,321 Oh, but we must be quick now... 1005 01:18:37,364 --> 01:18:40,280 The hour of unity approaches. 1006 01:18:40,324 --> 01:18:43,457 You were kind enough to conjure her. 1007 01:18:43,501 --> 01:18:47,200 Now I have arranged the sacred instruments. 1008 01:18:47,244 --> 01:18:51,639 The mortar... the bells...the knife. 1009 01:18:51,683 --> 01:18:53,946 I provided the ounce of flesh. 1010 01:18:53,990 --> 01:18:57,384 And this... this degenerate... 1011 01:18:57,428 --> 01:19:00,866 holds the final ingredient... 1012 01:19:00,910 --> 01:19:03,303 Virgin blood. 1013 01:19:03,347 --> 01:19:04,304 [Todd screams] 1014 01:19:04,348 --> 01:19:05,915 [all gasping] 1015 01:19:05,958 --> 01:19:08,656 [Todd screams] 1016 01:19:11,224 --> 01:19:13,313 - Stop cutting me! Please! 1017 01:19:13,357 --> 01:19:15,794 - Not one step further. 1018 01:19:15,838 --> 01:19:17,013 Or I'll let him... 1019 01:19:18,101 --> 01:19:19,406 Like a goat. 1020 01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:26,631 Blood of virgins. 1021 01:19:26,674 --> 01:19:30,983 Purity... and light. 1022 01:19:41,907 --> 01:19:45,171 [♪♪♪] 1023 01:19:57,314 --> 01:20:00,491 [whistling] 1024 01:20:10,762 --> 01:20:13,286 [suspenseful music] 1025 01:20:25,385 --> 01:20:27,431 Stand back, children... 1026 01:20:27,474 --> 01:20:29,563 and behold! 1027 01:20:29,607 --> 01:20:33,176 They will never separate me again 1028 01:20:33,219 --> 01:20:35,918 from the Goddess of the Flesh! 1029 01:20:38,572 --> 01:20:40,531 [grunts] 1030 01:20:40,574 --> 01:20:41,793 [screams] 1031 01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:43,621 [thunder rumbling] 1032 01:20:43,664 --> 01:20:46,189 [screams] 1033 01:21:00,551 --> 01:21:03,554 [♪♪♪] 1034 01:21:05,251 --> 01:21:08,167 [screams] 1035 01:21:12,389 --> 01:21:14,391 [suspenseful music] 1036 01:21:14,434 --> 01:21:16,523 [Todd grunts] 1037 01:21:21,659 --> 01:21:24,531 [all scream] 1038 01:21:43,637 --> 01:21:46,162 [growling] 1039 01:21:48,947 --> 01:21:52,168 [mysterious music] 1040 01:21:58,522 --> 01:21:59,523 - No! 1041 01:22:02,961 --> 01:22:04,093 RICKY: Don't! 1042 01:22:05,311 --> 01:22:08,053 [mysterious music] 1043 01:22:21,023 --> 01:22:22,024 - Whoa. 1044 01:22:38,736 --> 01:22:40,216 [Abe panting] 1045 01:22:45,743 --> 01:22:46,744 - Hello? 1046 01:22:48,702 --> 01:22:50,617 [Jeff gasps] 1047 01:22:50,661 --> 01:22:53,055 [Jeff coughs] 1048 01:22:53,098 --> 01:22:54,708 [Jeff panting] 1049 01:22:54,752 --> 01:22:56,710 - Where are we? 1050 01:22:59,235 --> 01:23:00,714 - I think we're in the same place. 1051 01:23:00,758 --> 01:23:02,020 ABE: Todd! 1052 01:23:02,064 --> 01:23:04,153 You're okay! 1053 01:23:04,196 --> 01:23:05,806 Are you okay? 1054 01:23:05,850 --> 01:23:07,547 TODD: Why am I in my street clothes? 1055 01:23:08,548 --> 01:23:09,985 - Where are Chaz and Ricky? 1056 01:23:11,421 --> 01:23:12,726 Chaz? 1057 01:23:13,771 --> 01:23:14,902 Ricky? 1058 01:23:16,078 --> 01:23:17,775 - Maybe they're upstairs? 1059 01:23:18,776 --> 01:23:21,387 [suspenseful music] 1060 01:23:25,913 --> 01:23:27,306 - Chaz? 1061 01:23:29,265 --> 01:23:30,353 Ricky? 1062 01:23:34,792 --> 01:23:36,663 Is it morning already? 1063 01:23:38,056 --> 01:23:39,318 - No way. 1064 01:23:41,886 --> 01:23:43,192 JEFF: Ow. 1065 01:23:43,235 --> 01:23:44,236 - What? 1066 01:23:45,368 --> 01:23:46,673 - It burned me. 1067 01:23:49,415 --> 01:23:50,503 ABE: Ah. 1068 01:23:53,245 --> 01:23:54,551 - Help... 1069 01:23:54,594 --> 01:23:56,379 - Help! - Hey, help! 1070 01:23:56,422 --> 01:24:00,470 BOTH: Help! Help us! 1071 01:24:00,513 --> 01:24:03,647 Help us! Help! 1072 01:24:05,127 --> 01:24:06,302 Help. 1073 01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:10,219 [both panting] 1074 01:24:12,134 --> 01:24:15,354 [♪♪♪] 1075 01:24:19,576 --> 01:24:20,838 Whoa! 1076 01:24:20,881 --> 01:24:22,231 - Did you see that? 1077 01:24:22,274 --> 01:24:25,669 - This... is no bueno. 1078 01:24:25,712 --> 01:24:28,150 TODD: Uh, guys? 1079 01:24:29,325 --> 01:24:31,544 ABE: Todd... your hand. 1080 01:24:31,588 --> 01:24:32,850 - Weird. 1081 01:24:34,069 --> 01:24:35,983 - Fuck yes. 1082 01:24:38,638 --> 01:24:41,554 [chanting music] 1083 01:24:46,733 --> 01:24:47,734 - Todd? 1084 01:24:49,084 --> 01:24:50,694 Todd? 1085 01:24:54,393 --> 01:24:55,786 - Oh, boy. 1086 01:24:56,961 --> 01:24:59,790 [Todd grunts] 1087 01:24:59,833 --> 01:25:02,445 [Todd screams] 1088 01:25:04,577 --> 01:25:06,405 [Abe and Jeff scream] 1089 01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:11,367 [Ricky sighs] 1090 01:25:12,498 --> 01:25:14,152 CHAZ: Oh, [indistinct]. 1091 01:25:26,208 --> 01:25:28,558 Please... 1092 01:25:28,601 --> 01:25:31,387 [inhales and exhales] What should I do? 1093 01:25:35,347 --> 01:25:38,133 [Chaz breathes heavily] 1094 01:25:39,612 --> 01:25:41,527 [bell dings] 1095 01:25:41,571 --> 01:25:42,615 - Sorry. 1096 01:25:45,314 --> 01:25:46,315 - True form... 1097 01:25:47,577 --> 01:25:48,578 - What? 1098 01:25:51,276 --> 01:25:52,712 What was that? 1099 01:25:52,756 --> 01:25:53,887 - It's a book... 1100 01:25:53,931 --> 01:25:55,367 FLASHBACK: We unleashed a sex demon... 1101 01:25:55,411 --> 01:25:56,586 CHAZ: It's called a succubus... 1102 01:25:56,629 --> 01:25:57,717 RICKY: What does that look like to you? 1103 01:25:57,761 --> 01:25:59,110 CHAZ: I don't care about that book. 1104 01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:01,330 BEEKMAN: The mortar... the bells... the knife... 1105 01:26:01,373 --> 01:26:05,290 I have arranged the sacred instruments... 1106 01:26:05,334 --> 01:26:06,683 CHAZ: She kissed me... 1107 01:26:06,726 --> 01:26:09,207 True form... true form... true form... 1108 01:26:09,251 --> 01:26:10,817 RICKY: The sacred instruments. 1109 01:26:11,818 --> 01:26:13,385 - The demon can only be summoned or dispatched 1110 01:26:13,429 --> 01:26:15,300 via the sacred instruments... 1111 01:26:15,344 --> 01:26:17,346 when it's in its... true form. 1112 01:26:19,609 --> 01:26:20,827 - What'd you just say? 1113 01:26:23,090 --> 01:26:26,224 [♪♪♪] 1114 01:26:31,273 --> 01:26:32,709 Chaz, what's going on? 1115 01:26:32,752 --> 01:26:33,753 - I have a plan. 1116 01:26:33,797 --> 01:26:35,059 - For what? 1117 01:26:35,102 --> 01:26:36,974 - For getting our friends back. 1118 01:26:38,715 --> 01:26:40,282 [Abe and Jeff panting] 1119 01:26:40,325 --> 01:26:42,632 - Man, what is going on right now? 1120 01:26:44,286 --> 01:26:46,157 - Real wrath of god-type stuff. 1121 01:26:46,201 --> 01:26:47,724 Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. 1122 01:26:47,767 --> 01:26:50,248 Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. 1123 01:26:50,292 --> 01:26:51,467 Earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead 1124 01:26:51,510 --> 01:26:52,729 rising from the grave... - Whoa, whoa, wait. 1125 01:26:52,772 --> 01:26:53,860 Is this from The Book of Revelations? 1126 01:26:54,687 --> 01:26:55,906 - Ghostbusters. 1127 01:27:02,129 --> 01:27:05,959 [Jeff breathes heavily] 1128 01:27:06,003 --> 01:27:07,483 - I think we have company. 1129 01:27:08,484 --> 01:27:09,702 [Abe and Jeff panting] 1130 01:27:25,631 --> 01:27:28,243 [music playing on radio] 1131 01:27:33,509 --> 01:27:36,033 [song playing] 1132 01:29:03,555 --> 01:29:04,730 - It's working. 1133 01:29:06,036 --> 01:29:09,126 [song continues to play] 1134 01:29:18,744 --> 01:29:21,268 [♪♪♪] 1135 01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:26,317 [growling] 1136 01:29:29,799 --> 01:29:30,756 - What is that? 1137 01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:31,975 - I don't know. 1138 01:29:32,018 --> 01:29:33,803 - What are we gonna do? 1139 01:29:33,846 --> 01:29:35,152 DEMON TODD: Die. 1140 01:29:36,458 --> 01:29:38,111 - Todd? 1141 01:29:38,155 --> 01:29:39,504 - What's up, pussy? 1142 01:29:40,766 --> 01:29:43,813 You must be stoked to be in the girls' bathroom. 1143 01:29:43,856 --> 01:29:47,164 You come in here to lick the toilet seats or what? 1144 01:29:47,207 --> 01:29:48,731 - No. It's not-It's not him. 1145 01:29:48,774 --> 01:29:50,385 He's, like, possessed or something. 1146 01:29:50,428 --> 01:29:55,433 - Nah, dawg. I'm not possessed. I'm fucking free. 1147 01:29:55,477 --> 01:29:58,697 And now, you're going to die dickless in the girl's shitter. 1148 01:29:58,741 --> 01:30:00,482 Just like that fuckwad Mr. Pike. 1149 01:30:00,525 --> 01:30:02,092 - Hey, watch your mouth, Demon Todd. 1150 01:30:02,135 --> 01:30:04,181 - Hey, fuck you, poser! 1151 01:30:05,356 --> 01:30:06,705 - What did you call me? 1152 01:30:06,749 --> 01:30:09,447 DEMON TODD: A poser. A crybaby. 1153 01:30:09,491 --> 01:30:13,538 A momma's boy who got too scared at college 1154 01:30:13,582 --> 01:30:16,759 and came running home with his tail between his legs. 1155 01:30:16,802 --> 01:30:18,021 You know what I would've done 1156 01:30:18,064 --> 01:30:20,458 for a crack at all that free porn and booze 1157 01:30:20,502 --> 01:30:22,634 you ran away from at that college? 1158 01:30:23,635 --> 01:30:27,291 I would have given my right fucking hand. 1159 01:30:28,771 --> 01:30:30,468 [Todd laughs] 1160 01:30:30,512 --> 01:30:32,339 But now I don't have to. 1161 01:30:32,383 --> 01:30:35,168 Once I'm done with you two, I'm gonna saddle up 1162 01:30:35,212 --> 01:30:37,954 and strap in for an eternity full of fucking... 1163 01:30:37,997 --> 01:30:40,652 fightin', and gettin' my knob slobbed 1164 01:30:40,696 --> 01:30:43,394 by that sexy-ass demon chick. 1165 01:30:44,395 --> 01:30:45,701 - We have to kill Todd. 1166 01:30:50,140 --> 01:30:52,359 - Come at me, bitch. 1167 01:30:52,403 --> 01:30:53,404 - Ricky? 1168 01:30:56,189 --> 01:30:57,452 Are you ready? 1169 01:31:01,368 --> 01:31:02,544 Ricky? 1170 01:31:02,587 --> 01:31:04,067 - [Ricky grunts] - Should I do it? 1171 01:31:06,025 --> 01:31:07,113 [Ricky grunts] 1172 01:31:07,157 --> 01:31:10,290 Ricky! What are you seeing? 1173 01:31:10,334 --> 01:31:11,335 What's it like? 1174 01:31:12,336 --> 01:31:13,337 RICKY: Just... 1175 01:31:14,556 --> 01:31:18,081 Give me... a few more minutes... 1176 01:31:18,124 --> 01:31:21,476 [Ricky grunts] 1177 01:31:24,087 --> 01:31:26,611 - No, wait! You can't hurt him. 1178 01:31:26,655 --> 01:31:29,527 Regular Todd is still inside him. I know it. 1179 01:31:29,571 --> 01:31:30,702 Look, Todd... 1180 01:31:30,746 --> 01:31:32,530 [Abe breathes heavily] 1181 01:31:32,574 --> 01:31:33,705 I know you're in there. 1182 01:31:33,749 --> 01:31:35,446 - Regular Todd is dead. 1183 01:31:35,490 --> 01:31:37,230 There's only Demon Todd now. 1184 01:31:37,274 --> 01:31:38,928 - Move over, Abe. - No, no, no, no, wait! 1185 01:31:40,495 --> 01:31:42,845 - Abe! We're in trouble, man! 1186 01:31:43,846 --> 01:31:46,588 - Regular Todd, if you can hear me, 1187 01:31:46,631 --> 01:31:48,894 I need you to know one thing. 1188 01:31:48,938 --> 01:31:50,896 I love you, man. 1189 01:31:50,940 --> 01:31:52,202 You always get my back. 1190 01:31:52,245 --> 01:31:54,291 And you never complain when I don't get yours. 1191 01:31:54,334 --> 01:31:56,989 You're the best friend a guy could have. 1192 01:31:57,033 --> 01:31:59,078 I realize that now. 1193 01:31:59,122 --> 01:32:00,471 And if I die here today, 1194 01:32:00,515 --> 01:32:02,212 I'll be glad I got to spend 1195 01:32:02,255 --> 01:32:04,910 my last few moments alive with you. 1196 01:32:04,954 --> 01:32:07,043 There's nobody else I'd rather spend them with. 1197 01:32:10,873 --> 01:32:11,830 - Come here, man. 1198 01:32:11,874 --> 01:32:12,918 - Don't do it, dude! 1199 01:32:15,225 --> 01:32:18,315 - Oldest trick in the fucking book! 1200 01:32:19,316 --> 01:32:20,273 [Abe screams] 1201 01:32:20,317 --> 01:32:22,101 - My nuts! 1202 01:32:22,145 --> 01:32:25,235 [♪♪♪] 1203 01:32:25,278 --> 01:32:26,279 - Ricky! 1204 01:32:26,323 --> 01:32:27,280 [Ricky grunts] 1205 01:32:27,324 --> 01:32:29,587 Ricky, I'm going to do it now. 1206 01:32:29,631 --> 01:32:31,937 I have to change it back to its true form, 1207 01:32:31,981 --> 01:32:32,938 or you can't kill it. 1208 01:32:32,982 --> 01:32:34,244 - No, wait. 1209 01:32:34,287 --> 01:32:35,680 - No, I have to. 1210 01:32:35,724 --> 01:32:38,378 If you go all the way, the demon will kill you. 1211 01:32:38,422 --> 01:32:39,945 - Hold on a second... 1212 01:32:39,989 --> 01:32:44,080 - Ricky! Ricky, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it! 1213 01:32:46,082 --> 01:32:50,521 - No! No! No! 1214 01:32:52,175 --> 01:32:54,046 [♪♪♪] 1215 01:32:54,090 --> 01:32:56,092 [growling] 1216 01:33:00,792 --> 01:33:03,186 [♪♪♪] 1217 01:33:03,229 --> 01:33:05,057 [Jeff grunts] 1218 01:33:05,101 --> 01:33:07,103 [Jeff screams] 1219 01:33:08,931 --> 01:33:11,368 - Please! - Oh, boo hoo. 1220 01:33:11,411 --> 01:33:13,413 Abe's trapped in Hellworld. 1221 01:33:13,457 --> 01:33:14,676 I'm going to rip off your ding-dong 1222 01:33:14,719 --> 01:33:16,982 and feed it to you like a baby bird. 1223 01:33:18,723 --> 01:33:19,942 - Really? 1224 01:33:19,985 --> 01:33:22,684 - Let's get those pants off, big boy. 1225 01:33:24,773 --> 01:33:27,514 [♪♪♪] 1226 01:33:42,878 --> 01:33:44,619 - Ricky! 1227 01:33:49,798 --> 01:33:52,801 [♪♪♪] 1228 01:33:52,844 --> 01:33:55,499 [shrill scream] 1229 01:34:01,723 --> 01:34:02,724 Bingo. 1230 01:34:04,421 --> 01:34:06,162 [Ricky sighs] 1231 01:34:07,859 --> 01:34:09,731 [Ricky panting] 1232 01:34:11,994 --> 01:34:14,649 [Abe screams] 1233 01:34:26,095 --> 01:34:28,184 - Aw, shoot. 1234 01:34:32,144 --> 01:34:35,670 [Jeff panting] 1235 01:34:38,760 --> 01:34:39,804 - Whoa. 1236 01:34:39,848 --> 01:34:42,677 [Jeff panting] 1237 01:34:47,943 --> 01:34:50,685 [♪♪♪] 1238 01:34:53,339 --> 01:34:55,690 - I'm sorry I grabbed your junk, dude. 1239 01:34:55,733 --> 01:34:56,865 I feel awful. 1240 01:34:56,908 --> 01:34:59,737 - It's okay, buddy. It wasn't you. 1241 01:34:59,781 --> 01:35:01,565 - Thank you for coming after me. 1242 01:35:02,914 --> 01:35:04,350 - Yes! 1243 01:35:05,874 --> 01:35:07,876 - Guys! Oh, you're back! 1244 01:35:08,920 --> 01:35:10,182 - See. Your plan worked. 1245 01:35:10,226 --> 01:35:11,401 ABE: Ricky, what happened to you? 1246 01:35:11,444 --> 01:35:13,969 - Oh... I... 1247 01:35:14,012 --> 01:35:15,231 - We killed her... 1248 01:35:15,274 --> 01:35:18,451 or trapped her back in the film, at least. 1249 01:35:26,808 --> 01:35:27,896 - Someone has to watch over it. 1250 01:35:29,114 --> 01:35:30,899 Make sure nobody ever sees it again. 1251 01:35:32,552 --> 01:35:37,601 - Abe... what if you get, like, tempted or something? 1252 01:35:39,995 --> 01:35:41,561 - CBTL. 1253 01:35:46,001 --> 01:35:48,917 - So... what do we do now? 1254 01:35:57,839 --> 01:36:01,059 [Jeff panting] 1255 01:36:01,103 --> 01:36:02,931 - Let's get the heck out of here. 1256 01:36:05,847 --> 01:36:07,587 [glass shatters] 1257 01:36:10,242 --> 01:36:11,809 [dog barking] 1258 01:36:11,853 --> 01:36:14,943 [footsteps] 1259 01:36:20,035 --> 01:36:22,994 [♪♪♪] 1260 01:36:45,669 --> 01:36:48,672 [song playing] 1261 01:38:55,625 --> 01:38:58,628 [music fades out]