# I don't need #
# Recognition #
# I'm on a mission #
# I'm payin' dues #
# I'm in position #
MALE NARRATOR: Previously on Love Island, Australia.
JESSICA: Today isn't just a date.
It's a business meeting too.
A date with a twist.
Which couple is the least likely to fall in love?
It is you who must decide who is in the firing line.
Saw Al and Jess make a difficult decision.
The couple that is least likely to fall in love is...
..Ben and Stella.
One of you must go.
Who it is is up to you.
And Ben saves Stella
by sacrificing himself.
Ben will be leaving the villa.
Not all heroes wear capes.
(HOWLS) Toooooooonight...
(HOWLS)
..Change is in the air.
I do like you.
I like your vibe. I like your energy.
He's just like, refreshing as hell.
Which is good news for some...
TAK: I really think there could be something
with Stella and I.
I have for a while.
..Not so good for others.
VAKOO: I just feel like I've wasted my time with Callum.
Are you like heartbroken?
I don't know. I just thought we were in a good place.
I'm not mind reader.
I can't understand what's going on in your brain.
And it's really bad news for the last Islander
left standing at the fire pit
cause they're getting dumped.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
# I came from the dust #
# I burned to the ground #
Stella and Ben...
..one of you will be dumped
from the villa tonight.
# In the last light of hope #
# I see the flames rising up #
The decision is in your hands.
One of you must go.
Who it is is up to you.
# Let it burn # What?
Oh fuck.
MAN: Oh my god...
# Let it rise #
So we've made the decision and...
Sorry...
..Ben will be leaving the villa.
# Let it burn #
# Till the stars lose their shine #
# We're in love. #
A dude called Ben came rocking up to find his ideal date.
But no connection did he form. True love will have to wait.
But he saved Stella selflessly,
out the front he did trot.
(SOBS)
Now Stella cries quietly by herself,
covers her lovely dress in snot.
I just feel like...
I just feel like, so bad that, like,
I never gave Ben the benefit of the doubt.
And then he, like, sacrificed himself like that.
Just-- Oh.
(EXHALES)
I am so relieved to still be here.
I think I had too much unfinished business.
I have too many thoughts to say.
I have too many connections to make.
I feel like I am here to find love.
And I will find love.
(SOFT MUSIC)
(EXHALES) What a fucking a hectic night, hey?
Yeah.
This is fucking roller coaster.
As Jess and Al was talking about,
you know, the decision they had to make today.
Hmm.
For a moment, I was like, "I'm not ready to go".
I literally had that urgency in my belly.
I was like, I'm not ready to go
because I knew that we would be up on the chopping block.
Yeah, for sure. As soon as they said,
which islanders are least likely to fall in love,
I was like, "Oh, here we go. Here we go again".
Fuck me. I'm always on the chopping block.
You know, when they called out Stella and Ben,
it was also bittersweet because I knew we were safe,
but I didn't Stella to go.
What's going through your head?
Um...
I don't know, I think I'm just going to...
put all my eggs on the table, you know.
I really think there could be something with Stella and I.
I have for a while.
Everything that's happened,
It's just made me stop and think
that I need to stop holding myself back
and stop being scared.
You know, to open myself up.
I'm so proud of you, Tak.
I know... Had some difficult chats,
and you've not had a really smooth ride in here.
But you just keep going.
I really love that about you.
Persistent.
(CHUCKLES)
You are Mister Persistent.
You shouldn't close yourself off though.
I'm...
Yeah, I'm trying not to.
Don't get in your own head, you know?
Yeah.
As you're saying tonight, like, anything can happen.
Don't be afraid to get to know other people in here as well.
Yeah.
Hi, Mitch.
MITCH: Hey.
Hello. You okay?
Yeah, I'm good.
Okay.
I feel like Calvin and Mitch never make an effort to talk to me.
Mitch is a little bit better,
but Calvin avoids me like the plague and I don't know why.
You avoid him, too, though.
Do I? Yeah, a little bit.
Hmm.
Maybe this is your chance to get to know Callum as well.
Pull him for a chat.
Because if you don't do it, I'm gonna make him do it.
He is a walking red flag though.
Hi Callum.
He could be. I don't know.
He's so different these days. CALLUM: Me?
Yes, you. Hmm. Okay.
I'm coming.
Okay, later. Oh...
She's not going to pull you for a chat so...
I'm going to force her to talk to you cause...
..she's never talked to you.
Okay.
I don't think I've ever actually pulled you for a chat.
Okay. (LAUGHTER)
Shit has fucking changed in the villa.
So now might be the time to see
what Callum is really all about.
Like, who is Callum underneath all of this?
Like, fuck-boy red flag shit.
How's things going with you?
Things are okay. I mean, I've struggled to, like,
find a proper connection with anyone here.
I thought things with Tak and I were going to go really well,
but then I just couldn't get, like that sexual chemistry with him.
I know exactly how your feeling like...
You can't force something. If it's not there, it's not there.
Thank you. I've been saying that.
Makes you feel shit. Yeah.
If I'm wearing my clothes after the first two days,
it ain't ever gonna happen.
Yeah. Okay.
I'm glad that you came to that resolution really quickly.
Do you know what that word means? Sorry.
Resolution? Resolution.
Yeah. Means that you've come to the conclusion fast.
Yes. (CLICKS TONGUE)
Nice! Hey, I'm getting smart in here.
I think you are. I think you're like, levelling up.
I am.
After talking to Callum, he's just, like, refreshing as hell.
When I first met you, you were really, like, energetic.
Yeah. I feel like you've, like, calmed down.
Yeah. I have been a bit...
Oh fuck! Fuck!
I tell you what. These bugs are crazy.
Oh, is that the bug? Yes.
It fucking fell from here.
You gonna get it? No, I'm not going to get it.
You going to get it? No.
Well, what are we going to do? Run somewhere else?
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
After weeks in the villa,
the Islanders are at the
'laughing of things that aren't that funny' stage.
Callum, however, is in no mood to laugh.
(INAUDIBLE)
MAN: Oh, aw! (INDISTINCT)
We're not going downstairs there because there's a massive bug
just landed on us and I did a runner.
So we can go anywhere. You can decide, but not the teepee.
There's a fine line with Vakoo.
She's been open and she's been understanding of my situation.
Now I'm starting to feel like, you know,
a couple of days gone past.
I'm still not really vibing, so, you know,
I need to rip the Band-Aid off and just be true to myself
and tell her how I'm really feeling.
How's your night?
Like that really terrified me.
I mean, to be honest,
just puts stuff into perspective for me,
because obviously,
this isn't really how I saw my experience going.
For me personally, yeah, because I'm very like,
it's like hard when you're seeing
everyone around you being, like,
they're holding hands,
like hugging... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't even think we've ever hugged.
No, no. I don't think you've even hugged me.
Today.... I feel like today's
probably been our best day.
It's like. It's amazing. Like, it's beautiful,
Like, honestly, I really appreciate what you've done
because I know you've given me,
like, some time.
You've been patient, you've been honest,
like you've done everything.
So hats off to you for doing that.
(SNIFFS) And um...
Yeah, where's my train of thought going?
I don't know, but I think there's a huge 'but' coming.
Yeah, there is...
(LAUGHS) Forgot what I was gonna say -
I was saying, in fact, like,
I do think, you know, you're beautiful,
and you do everything
that I want in a woman,
but I just think - this is the 'but'...
I just think, like,
things should move faster in here for me.
Like, I should feel like
I should be able to just be easy for me
to just, like, bond, like, be like...
Like sexually attracted, if that makes sense.
Uh-huh.
I've tried, but I just feel like, yeah,
it should be coming more natural to me,
but it's just not feeling natural.
(SOFT MUSIC)
D'you hate me? No.
Are you sure? Uh-huh.
I feel that you do. No, not at all.
What's going through your head?
Nothing.
You okay? Yeah.
Do you want me to come with you?
I just feel like I've wasted my time with Callum
because he's made me feel one way
and said one thing
when I feel like the whole time he wasn't interested in me.
Phoebe. Phoebe.
Oh, fucks sake.
PHOEBE: Yeah.
Can you go and see if Vak is okay?
What happened? I just...
She's not happy. She's a bit upset.
Can you go see if she's okay? Yeah.
She just needs some support.
MAN: You just broke it off? Yeah.
Fuck...
(SNIFFS) Vak? Mm-hmm.
What happened?
Ah, don't cry.
(SNIFFLES)
Come sit.
What happened?
Nothing.
Why are you crying?
Why are you upset?
Yeah. He just doesn't...
..feel the way I feel, so...
No, no, no, no. Don't be upset.
But how could I not be upset?
I've been here and I'm trying to put in effort with someone
who hasn't been interested in me,
how could I not be upset?
(SNIFFLES)
Fuck. I wish I was good with my words.
(LAUGHS) So I'm like...
I'm like... "I don't know what to say."
MALE NARRATOR: Don't worry, Pheebs.
Al is here.
He knows words real good.
Please help me. I'm really bad with my words.
Please help me hype her up.
She doesn't think she should be here.
I don't need to be hyped up.
I'm just like... it is what it is. But like...
I don't know how to-- I'm not good at like...
Well what happened?
I don't know, Callum just pulled me for a chat
he's like, he just basically said
he doesn't like me like that. So...
MALE NARRATOR: Okay Al, lift her spirits.
Are you, like, heartbroken?
Jesus Al...
I just feel like I just wasted my time,
that's all.
MALE NARRATOR: What did your therapist say
after your MAFS divorce?
I reckon If you have a good night's sleep,
you feel better tomorrow.
Yeah.
Sleep heals everything, right?
And time. Do you wanna cup of tea.
I'll make a cup of tea.
Tea helps everything.
Had to rip the Band-Aid off, bro. It had to be done.
She started crying and I was like, "Are you okay?"
Like, "I'm sorry."
And then she just got up and walked off and I was like,
"Fuck, what do I do now?"
I hope she's not too upset.
I know, she's very emotional.
I think she is to be honest.
I mean, if she did what she did today...
Can you imagine fucking like...
Going on a date for a girl
and being like, she's like, "Sorry I'm just not into you."
Yeah, doing all that.
Don't make me feel bad.
Don't feel bad.
Callum.
I tried, but... I tried to be positive.
But she kind of just shut it down and said,
"How can I be positive?" What did she say?
She's bawling her eyes out.
That's okay. That's okay.
You don't... That's okay.
I did try.
Nah, that's okay. Yeah. Thank you.
Should I go back in there, then?
No.
Fuck. She wants to be alone.
Okay. Thank you, Phoebe.
That's okay. Much appreciated.
All good.
Yeah. I think tonight was definitely gonna be awkward.
Jumping into bed with her.
MAN: Don't feel bad.
# Less than nothing #
# Tired of # (SNIFFLES)
# Wasting time #
(EXHALES)
# You keep chipping at my walls #
# Build me up until I fall #
# Got me feeling like I'm #
# Less than nothing #
(CAT MEOWS)
MALE NARRATOR: Coming up.
With Mitch?
Has the fire fizzled for Phoebe?
I would definitely lay it on thick.
And have my fun.
# Muy caliente #
# Ya body look excelente #
MALE NARRATOR: Moooooon.
And it's a full moon at that, which, as you know,
can cause people to act a little strange.
Or in Stella's case, a little stranger.
So getting ready for bed?
Yeah. Tak, I have a question.
Yeah. Wassup?
Um, when you're done getting ready,
would you mind standing with me on the balcony
while I do something really quickly?
Okay.
(LAUGHS) Should I be worried?
No, not at all. Okay.
I just need to do something with somebody else.
Okay. Yeah. That's really spiritual.
Okay. Of course.
Things may get weird.
That's... I'm embracing it. I'm ready.
You know, the girl that I've actually had a crush on
for a little while.
Like, almost went home and want to give it 100% with Stella.
Now is the time.
I just have to go for it, you know,
because anything can happen.
(LAUGHS)
You look funny right now.
Can I take a photo? Yeah.
Okay, I'm taking a photo.
Stop, you're not allowed to rub it - it looks funnier.
it looks even funnier.
(LAUGHS)
I literally, have been kicked down so many times as experience.
But I do get back up again.
I'm going to live every second like it is my last.
And I'm going to go out there, be more open,
maybe flirt a bit more.
Okay.
So what you need-- what I need to do on the balcony
is I need to reconnect with my psyche on the balcony.
And so the best way that I know how
to actually release all your energy.
Hey, that's my moon!
I talk to the moon.
Are you gonna yell? I must howl...
Are you gonna howl?
I'm going to howl. Like, as in like...
(HOWLS) Yeah. I'm going to like...
I feel nervous.
Okay, (CLEARS THROAT) I'm going to howl.
I'm ready.
I've gotta like...
I've gotta go...
(LAUGHS)
Come on.
I feel nervous because
I'm trying to reconnect with my psyche
or like, I'm trying to reconnect with the earth.
I'm not even here. ..Nature
Yes. (HOWLS)
(ECHOING HOWL)
You hear that? I did.
He's four centimetres away.
I think he heard it.
It echoed.
Are we gonna like..? Are you gonna do it again?
Yeah, like... Yeah.
(HOWLS)
(LAUGHTER)
How good is that?
I'm just going to say this right here, right now.
I am a bad bitch,
(HOWLS) but I'm also kind
and I'm caring and I'm compassionate.
And I think that is the best kind of bad bitch that can be.
I felt refreshed. Okay.
To the universe.
# Even though you're right here next to me #
# A part of me still feels like
nothing ever lasts #
# Like I'm already missing you and me #
Have good night. Thank you.
# Oh oh, can we freeze? #
Reminder: Love Island cannot be held legally responsible
for any injuries incurred during them.
# Darling, can we freeze? #
# Can we freeze? #
# Darling, can we freeze? #
MAN: Love Island (INAUDIBLE).
Let's go.
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
# Can we freeze? #
The Shape of Water is an Oscar winning film about
a woman who falls in love with a fish man.
On a completely unrelated note,
Here's Phoebe H talking about getting frisky with a mullet.
That does look nice doesn't it?
I know for a fact that I would not be able to, like...
..contain myself.
Jordan and I,
it just wasn't just cuddles.
Was like, a bit spicy, a bit steamy.
And I think, like, each night,
It gets a bit more hot under the covers.
When it comes to me and Jordan
it's like, I don't know... There's just no doubt.
So yeah, what happened last night?
Last night.
Oh, got a bit of a taste, a feel and a...
Got a bit of a taste,
a feel and a what? He got a...
Just like a little, like,
lick.
Was it good?
It's like when you go to a winery and you're like,
Do you just taste... It's the same,
but it's just a little sip.
It's not like a skull.
You know what I mean? Wow.
What did you do?
(LAUGHTER)
D'you squish some grapes?
Yeah, it was a good night last night.
(LAUGHS)
I handed him the wine, and he, you know,
got so excited, the wine was so good
that he spilled the wine.
Yeah.
She, like, touched it and I was like, "Fuck."
We went for, like, fucking ten seconds.
Yeah, bro.
I was like, what a fucking rush.
A little bit of spillage. That's exactly...
Maybe the whole bottle. Maybe the whole bottle.
(GASPS)
Where'd it go?
Unfortunately, I don't know.
(LAUGHS)
MALE NARRATOR: If I've got this straight.
They spilt an entire bottle of bubbly
all over the sheets.
That's like 4 euro! We're not made of money.
(LAUGHTER)
With Mitch?
I need him to be super obsessed with me,
all over me or like...
just feel like he's not
and I want him to be.
You're going to feel like, you're going to be like,
"What the fuck?"
I actually completely understand what you're saying.
Yeah.
See, I don't get that.
What the fuck is going on with that? I don't know.
It's like, nothing.
Kinda like an old married couple, and I'm just like,
turn around and go to bed.
I was just about to say that - are you guys, like, 50?
I know. I don't like it.
Well no shit.
What the fuck?
Phoebe needs to go tell Mitch they're not an old couple
and that they're still in the hornymoon phase
and they should be doing stuff in bed.
That's like a key to a good starting relationship.
And if you don't have that...
..You need to get it.
I want that little bit of jealousy.
He keeps being like,
"I don't have to sweat because I know."
I know. I keep hearing him say that.
I'm like, that's annoying me.
Now you're getting too cocky.
He's getting too confident.
He's getting too confident, and I don't want him to.
Making a boy jealous does give a girl reassurance,
and that is a fact.
If a guy isn't jealous of his girl being with another guy,
then I just don't think he really cares.
Honestly, I want him to be that as well, for you.
You are like me.
We're fucking toxic. We're so toxic.
So bad.
But I know you mean, like, I need the drama.
I need someone to come in so he sweats his balls.
You don't think you're head will turn, would it?
No, I wouldn't turn,
but I'd definitely lay it on thick and have my fun.
(LAUGHTER)
That is so bad. I'm evil.
Yeah, that is evil, actually.
Oh, my God.
I thought I was the only psycho wannabe
but you're a secret psycho.
I'm an undercover secret psycho.
# I get over zealous, I'm jealous #
# So I play dirty #
Coming up.
CALLUM: Stella told me over the last couple of days
that she thinks I'm cute.
Has Stella found a new fella?
Necking in there. We're both like, necking on..
And later...
You had a crush on me
since I walked in. Yeah.
Vakoo comes crawling back-o.
I think something could blossom
between Tak and I
if I put in the effort.
(BRIGHT MUSIC)
Despite Callum telling Vakoo he's looking elsewhere,
they're still coupled up and not technically single.
Those distinctions have never really bothered me.
Anyway guys, I have an idea.
Because you're single, I reckon do like secret missions.
Austin, Mitchell and I have come up with a challenge today
that I'm on a mission to kiss the girls.
That's your mission.
Fuck that's a hard mission, bro.
Oh, proper hard one.
The boys made my mission and I accepted it straight away
because it's a quick way to open doors for me to kiss birds.
And obviously I'm the single one in here,
so that's exactly what I need.
Let's go, boys.
We've got to get all of this to happen
without the girls knowing.
So we're on for a big day.
Boys are on a mission.
The plan to kiss Phoebe H is...
Give her a couple of geography questions,
and if she gets them wrong, I'm want a peck on my lips.
Umm...
(LAUGHS)
I'm so smart!
I was like, shit, I could have got a kiss there
it would have been seamless
and no one would have thought any more of it.
Africa.
Wrong! Eastern Europe.
It's under Latvia.
I know where Latvia is. It's under Latvia.
You got it wrong. Okay.
Pecks a peck.
(LAUGHS) Pecks a peck.
Tick. Happy days.
Next one.
(GROANS)
(LAUGHTER)
So I pulled Maddy with obviously the intention
to kiss her to get another one under my belt.
But I've had an argument this morning with Austin.
This morning he was like, "My lips are shit."
and he was just like "My lips are like,
"you need to get like botox in your lips and stuff."
And I was like, "Why would I need Botox on my lips?"
"Your lips look like, shit,
"like no girl wants to kiss lips like that."
What the fuck?
So, can I just have a peck? Did he..?
No, it's not a pickup line, it's actually not a pickup line.
I just want a peck.
Can I just have a peck and have an honest opinion.
Why don't we just have a pash?
Okay.
Honest opinion? They're juicy? They're fine.
That was the most weird pickup line I've ever heard.
Good?
They're fine. Yeah.
Cha-ching!
They were up there just now,
they were all taking the piss out of my lips.
Hmm? They were taking the piss out of my lips.
The boys, they said that my lips are very like...
..like, skinny and like, they're shit.
So can you-- can I just have a peck and just like...
Can you?
Is that your..? No, no, I'm actually being serious.
Why are you laughing? I said I just want a peck.
Because I didn't think that that's all you're saying to me.
Okay, let me just do it.
See...
..nothing more. Just a kiss, yeah?
She gives me a peck and then another peck.
Necking in there. We're both like, necking on.
Right they're juicy or are they alright?
They're good? Yeah, they're good.
That has worked perfectly, because technically,
I've had my peck
but I've also necked on,
So it's like a win-win...
..tick, tick.
Let me see again.
Callum does not have thin lips at all,
so Mitch and Austin are wrong.
If that was even true.
MAN: Good stuff.
Mission complete.
(DANCE MUSIC)
Earlier, Phoebe voiced her concerns
that Mitch is too complacent.
The solution is very simple.
Dump him!
Yeah, or, you know, talk it out. That's good.
I can't win. You scared?
I think I'm just worried about me and Mitch,
because I feel like we've had a very, like,
physical relationship so far.
Like, we're very affectionate,
and for the past few days, we haven't really been--
And I know that sounds so stupid,
but I just feel like,
Oh my god, are we that weird married couple that, like,
just, just goes in to bed and falls asleep straight away?
I kind of just like,
in a weird state, where I'm like, kinda bored now.
Not like, bored in like a, I want a fucking girl to come in
and shake shit up so I can go psycho again.
That is definitely not what I want.
I'm more like bored in myself.
I just want to have a bit of fun.
Challenge?
No.
Boy.
I want like, a bit of fun and excitement.
Maybe it's because, like, everyone around me is having that.
And I don't know if I just feel like, left out.
Yeah, I feel like you're really just, like,
too comfortable now.
Like, it's not exciting anymore.
Maybe your wish will come true soon...
..talk to a new boy and...
..forget about me for two days.
She wants me to get all defensive and grab her and pull her in
when the new guy comes in
and not let her speak to the new guy.
Well, sorry, you're not going to get that from me,
because that's not the kind of guy I am.
Phoebe came down and said that she's a little bit bored
and she wants a new boy to come in.
Yeah okay. Does that make you feel shit?
Yeah, it did. And then she was like,
she was like, "I just self-sabotage."
I'm thinking, "Oh, fuck, I'm sick of hearing this..."
Bro, I'm so sick of that shit bro.
Claudia says the same thing, "I just self-sabotage."
I'm like... CALLUM: I'm sick of hearing
self sabotage and reassurance. Yes.
I don't understand why Phoebe said that.
I think she's just getting upset, when nothing is even going on.
Fucking hell.
(STUTTERS)
And then she said it's because last night,
last night, we didn't do anything in bed.
Last night was the first night since we've been in here
that we didn't do anything.
Literally from the very first night.
We've been doing shit.
Last night was the first night - I was fucking tired, bro.
But, you know, there's going to be some nights
where we do not do anything in bed
and that's just how it works.
But I think she's just getting too caught up in her own head,
thinking that there's something wrong.
I think because we went so fast at the start,
I'm slowing down now,
she's expecting me to keep speeding up.
Nah, don't do any of that bro.
You don't just tell her you love her
and you want to be a good friend, then it's done.
I know. It's done.
You're going to be... you want to be on your toes.
I'm not a mind reader. I can't understand
what's going on in your brain.
You know, you can't just expect me to go,
"Oh, okay. That's why you're angry.
"Okay, let's resolve it."
I need her to tell me what's wrong
so I can try fix it.
MALE NARRATOR: Coming up...
Say your prayers, it's the Monk.
It's been a wild ride so far,
and I can promise you
it's going to get wilder.
Is that possible?
Tonight is a recoupling.
Whichever girl is left single,
will be dumped from the island.
(LAIDBACK MUSIC)
Majorca is a vast and beautiful island.
But we keep the islanders locked up here
and sometimes they go a little crazy.
Crazy of the day goes to Phoebe,
who wants to apologize for her Mitch glitch.
What's up? I'm sorry.
I don't know. I just thought we were in a good place.
And then you get upset.
I know.
I just don't want you to think I'm, like,
this weird, emotional psycho girl.
Is that all?
Yeah.
It's very frustrating.
Like we were going so well
and considering all the drama that's happened,
it's kind of just like, Oh, well, you know,
we're going back to square one.
Yeah, I don't want you to say things like
you're bored and stuff like that-- we're gonna be bored in here.
I know. Can't be on all the time.
I know.
You don't need a boy to come in and spice things up.
I know.
Yeah. I don't know why I said that.
I do this though - I feel like
I just will start a random fight
and then I don't get hurt because I'll be like,
"Oh, we're fighting we may as well just end it now."
Just walk away.
It's the worst, I seriously need to grow up.
First week we were in it very fast,
faster than other couples
and our relationship has just gone like,
up, up, up, up, up, up.
We went really fast.
Now the next stage is like, you know,
girlfriend, boyfriend, love.
But it's like, I think we just need to, like,
you know, just take a step back
as in, like, we don't need to necessarily
jump to the next step. Jump to the next step.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not going to, you know,
say "I love you", or ask you to be my girlfriend.
I'm just not there yet, you know?
STELLA: Yeah. (PHONE CHIMES)
TAK: Oh.
I got a text.
(CHEERING) PHOEBE H: No way.
Yeah. No way, what is it?
READS:
(OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION) No way!
Big twist.
Fuck.
Bro. You got a big choice.
I don't know what's going to happen. You know what I mean?
Because I haven't even made this decision myself.
MALE NARRATOR: To get some advice on said decision.
Calum chats to Phoebe H,
although I'm not sure that's a good idea.
Now, I'm not saying she's two-faced,
but her mask is really starting to slip.
Obviously I was Maddy's first choice when she came in.
Yeah, that's... I palmed her off.
Stella's just been a good girl from the start.
Who do you find you've got a better connection with?
I don't know.
I feel like on a...
..On a...
Like...
..romantic level.
Maddy.
You want someone that's come in here wanting you.
Guys, I know this is a serious chat,
but honestly, what the funky chicken
is up with that mask.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
So who you tossing up between?
You, Stella...
I feel like...
I don't know. (CHUCKLES)
Oh, fuck off..
Nah, I don't know. I'm scared. You're scaring me.
I can't-- I don't know. I just--
That's just come up. I didn't expect that tonight.
I thought there'd be a recoupling -
I didn't think someone would go home.
Yeah.
That puts a bit of pressure on me, so I don't know.
So I've spoken to Callum, and I've...
..He hasn't really been giving me much.
He's kept his cards close to his chest,
and I think that's because he wouldn't want
to let me down and make a promise that he thinks he can't keep.
I'm just going to go with what I think is right
and who I feel like I can connect with the best,
you know what I mean? Yeah, cause I do like you.
I like your vibe, I like your energy.
Yeah, I think your sexy. Every time I talk to you--
Ah, thank you.
Every time I walk away from like,
our chats, I feel, like,
really refreshed and like, energized.
Yeah, That's good. And I love that feeling.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, me too. Me, too.
I just sort of wanted to get in here one last time
and make sure that I make my intentions clear.
That, like,
I do want to get to know you. Yeah, You saw me. Yeah, yeah.
Look, Maddy's getting her graft on now.
(LAUGHS)
What happened with you and Cal's chat today?
We had a good chat, I think,
like with Callum, like, it's just all, like...
..like fun...
And we don't have, like, that deeper connection.
Like, I guess, like it's good, like, I guess with us,
because we have a lot of foundation blocks.
Yeah, And I know that, like, I could build from that.
I don't know exactly
where his head's at,
but I think I do have a good connection with him.
MALE NARRATOR (SINGSONG): # Vakoo talks to Tak - Oh! #
# That is Pinky's crack hole #
# Sorry I'm distract-o #
# Back to Tak and Vakoo. #
Like everyone's just freaking out and I'm just like...
Whatever happens, happens. Yeah.
Because if this is my last night
I don't want to spend...
It stressing, you wanna have fun. My last few hours,
I want to look fucking sexy. Yeah.
Tonight, I'm going to wear a hot pink dress.
Hot pink? Mini one.
My back is going to be out because I have a sexy back.
Hmm-mm.
And obviously my...
..my best friends.
Your best friends.
Yeah, and my legs.
It's a short dress.
I think Vak's stunning.
I think there is sexual attraction there.
Obviously, I haven't really acted too much on it
and that's just because she was coupled up with Callum.
Since I got here,
it was either you or Callum.
That was like the only two connections.
But having said that,
I know you also have a strong connection with Stella.
See, now this is where I got to weigh up...
..do my weighing up.
I'm thinking about that also like, I've had time with Stella.
Yeah...
But then I haven't had time with you.
But you've had time with Stella and it hasn't really gone anywhere.
It hasn't really.
You had a crush on me since I walked in.
Yeah.
I'm really hoping that Tak chooses me tonight
because I think something could blossom
between Tak and I if I put in the effort.
I bet your voice after midnight is so sexy.
It is. And in the morning...
Yeah. Yeah, that's...
It gets really deep and like, husky.
(LAUGHS)
I just having a chat with Vak
and realising that that sexual chemistry
and sexual energy was there sort of made me, you know...
..Think about the whole situation in a different light and...
Maybe that is something worth exploring.
Our names are going to be so cute...
Vak and Tak. Vak and Tak.
(LAUGHTER)
Do you know you close your eyes when you laugh?
Obviously, who laughs with their eyes open?
Do you not laugh with your eyes closed?
Not completely. That's weird.
Not completely like that.
Eww, you probably kiss with your eyes open.
Nah, that's weird. That's serial killer vibes.
That's not okay at all.
If somebody kisses you and their eyes are still open...
..I'd be scared. (LAUGHS)
I thought I was pretty set.
Now I'm not so sure. At this point in time,
I don't think I really know who I want to pick.
I think it will be a tough decision,
and I know one of them will have to go home.
That doesn't make it easy.
# Into the fire #
(WOMAN VOCALISES)
# Let it all, tear it down into the fire #
I had a really good chat with Vak -
proper vibin'
I'm like, "What the fuck?
"Why are you doing this now?"
JORDAN: You've obviously had some good chats with Stella too.
The more I talk to Tak, the more I feel something.
You don't know what the boys are thinking at all.
Like they're very...
No, I literally have no idea who.
I'm not ready to go home.
And the thought is just...
..It's just-- It's making me really nervous.
It's just making me feel sick.
To me, it's so close,
know what I mean? I can't pull em' apart.
Like it's...
My head's scrambled, like a drawer full of phone chargers
I'm kind of weighing up pros and the cons of both.
It's really stressful.
MADDY: I'm super worried. I'm actually scared shitless.
One of us will be going home tonight.
And oh, it just...
It makes me really sad.
(PHONE CHIMES)
I got a text.
All islanders to the fire pit, immediately.
# Free the flames, become ablaze #
# Wildfire #
Oh.
# Free the flames, become ablaze #
# Wildfire #
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
MALE NARRATOR: The axe is about to fall on one Islander.
And here to swing it
is our Lord high sex-ecutioner...
..bring on the Monk.
(EDGY HIP HOP MUSIC)
(DING!)
Hello Islanders.
ALL: Hi.
Stoked to see me?
I wish I could just have, like,
sangrias with you guys just for, like, an hour.
Oh, so tough.
How are you all feeling?
Nervous. You nervous?
ALL: Yeah.
You all look gorgeous nervous, so that's okay.
Well, it's been a wild ride so far,
and I can promise you
it's going to get wilder.
Is that possible?
just part of Love Island really, isn't it?
There are plenty of twists and turns
and plenty of temptations
still to walk through that door.
The only question tonight is...
..will you be around to see them?
There are currently six couples in the villa,
Matty and Tak,
Claudia and Austin,
Phoebe S. and Mitchell,
Jessica and Al,
Phoebe H. and Jordan,
Vakoo and Callum.
And one single gorgeous girl, Stella.
Tonight is a Recoupling.
Boys will pick girls, and whichever girl
is left single will be dumped from the island.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Girls, please stand on the stairs and face the boys.
# Staring down #
# The reckoning #
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
# It is beckoning #
# The reckoning #
Okay, boys, it's time to couple up.
Al, you're up first.
Which girl would you like to couple up with and why?
I would like to couple up with this girl because
she's beautiful inside and out.
Each day I spend with her, the connection grows stronger.
And I truly believe we have something special,
which I've never felt before.
So the girl I would like to couple up with is...
..Jess.
# Dance with me baby #
That was so cute.
Nice speech, Al.
You're getting so good with your words.
Yeah, I might take your job soon.
Oh, yeah. Probably.
(LAUGHTER)
MAN: Slow down.
Jess how'd that make you feel, hearing those words?
Oh, it was really sweet.
Do you feel the same about Al?
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Safe to say I'm smitten.
(LAUGHS)
Austen, please stand up.
Austen...
Which girl would you like to couple up with and why?
I want to couple up with this girl
because I feel as if every day
I continue to fall for her.
Her presence alone just...
I don't know. I just...
I love just being around her
and, yeah...
I love her smile.
I like... It's everything. Everything.
The girl I'd like to couple up with is...
..Claudia.
Was worried, for a second.
# You're gift to me #
# Cause it feels so good #
Austin, I don't think I've seen you smile so much.
Stop.
# Makes me feel the way I do. #
Claudia, how do you feel about that?
Oh, my God. It was so cute.
So adorable.
It's just... Yeah.
Perfect.
He's so cute.
It's was like The Notebook a little bit.
I know. I know.
My favourite movie.
Mitchell, please stand up.
Mitchel,
which girl would you like to couple up with and why?
I would like to couple up with this girl
because this week I've been a bit of a twat.
Oh. I've played up a little bit.
But she has showed she is willing to be patient with me.
And the more closer we get
to the outside world,
the more excited I get.
You are the last thing I think about when I go to sleep
and the first thing I think about
when I wake up.
The girl I would like to couple up with is...
..Pheebs.
Which one? No. (LAUGHTER)
(UPLIFTING MUSIC)
You know what's so sweet?
It's not easy to admit you're a twat.
Nah, or, yeah.
Comes pretty natural to me so...
Oh.
Phoebe how do you feel about what he said?
I'm glad he's owned up. Yeah.
Nah, he's a good egg.
I'm really happy.
Jordan, please stand up.
Jordan, which girl would you like to couple up with and why?
I would like to cover up this girl
because she's very adventurous,
and I love that - she wants to give everything a go,
which I really like about her.
The sexual attraction and chemistry is definitely there too,
and I'm keen to see where things go in the future.
So the girl I'd like to couple up with is...
..Phoebe.
# I love you no matter what #
# No matter what #
# I love you no matter what #
Well, sexual attraction then?
(LAUGHS)
Just a little.
How do you feel about that Phoebe?
Yeah, I think, um, I...
I found myself to be
a sucker for a mullet.
(LAUGHTER)
Oh great. It's a magic mullet.
Three girls remaining,
and only two boys left.
Callum, please stand up.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
Callum, which girl would you like to couple up with and why?
I would like to couple up with this girl
because I feel like over the last couple of days
she's really put a big effort in to get to know me.
Our conversations have been flowing very well.
I believe she's had a rocky start to her Love Island journey,
but I genuinely believe she's in here for the right reasons.
The girl I'd like to couple up with is...
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
..Maddy.
# Thinking out loud I'm thinking #
# I don't even wanna play this game #
Gosh I never know what's going to happen.
Maddy, you look a bit shocked.
Where are you? Yeah, I was shocked.
I sort of prepared myself for the worst case scenario,
but I'm very, very happy with the decision.
So thank you Callum.
# Will I make it out? # # Will I make it out? #
# I'm praying out loud # # I'm praying out loud #
Vakoo And Stella,
I'm afraid to say one of you
will be dumped from the island tonight.
# I'm in the line of fire #
Tak.
Please stand up.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
# Run and don't make a sound #
# I don't want to be found #
I know this is going to be very hard,
but I have to ask you,
which girl would you like to couple up with and why?
# Breathe and just let it out #
# Keep my feet on the ground #
# Blink and they'll pull me down #
I would like to couple up with this girl because.
Ever since I first talked to her...
You know, I feel like our conversations
have always flowed.
And I think she's truly beautiful.
I think she deserves the world.
And I really want to try and get to know her better.
So...
..the girl that I would like to couple up with tonight is...
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
# Oh, your body shapes #
(SONG CONTINUES)
MALE NARRATOR: Tak is the last man standing
in tonight's Recoupling.
He must now choose between O.G. Stella
and bombshell Vakoo.
Whoever he doesn't choose will be dumped from the island immediately.
So the girl that I would like to couple up with tonight is...
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
..Stella.
# Keep breaking my heart #
# Take it apart #
Tak that must've been so difficult for you.
Definitely wasn't an easy decision.
Yeah, it's not easy.
Vakoo this is the hard bit
and the sad bit.
I'm sorry. It's Okay.
How do you feel?
I feel fine. Do you?
I don't want to cry, I've cried every single day here.
It's not easy, is it?
Yeah, it's a lot.
But I'm proud of myself.
I went for what I thought...
I wanted-- it bit me in the ass.
But it's okay.
It's life experience.
Yeah, that's right.
Everyone will be sliding into your DMs
when you get home don't you worry, I'll be fine.
I'm so sexy. It's okay.
That is so true.
You've got no issues.
That's okay.
Vakoo, unfortunately, you have been left single,
which means you are dumped from the island.
You have 30 minutes to pack up and say goodbye.
It's been amazing watching you.
Thank you.
Okay, the rest of you...
..I'll see you very soon.
Bye. MAN: Bye, Sophie.
Love you.
I'm happy for you.
(SOBS)
It's fine.
I'm happy you were with me.
Holy shit.
Wow.
You deserve way more time.
You got my girl.
I thought so, but you know...
Dude, you fucking made an impact, that's for sure.
Vak really came in like an atomic bomb.
She shook the villa and turned it on its head,
and she looked damn good doing it.
I'm going to miss you guys. We'll miss you too.
I am definitely sad to see Vakoo go.
I genuinely think that she's a top bird and she made
a big impact in here in such a short amount of time.
I'm just going to miss you. Gonna miss you, too.
Thank you for putting a smile on my face.
Yeah. That's so sweet.
Come on, give me a hug.
Thanks Callum.
Thank you Vakoo. I appreciate you.
It was hard to say goodbye to Vak.
And sad.
The time that I had with her was short.
And I'm sure if it had been different,
it would have been...
..It would've been great.
But...
At the end of the day, you can only follow your heart.
I just wanted you to know that it wasn't an easy decision.
Made the choice that you know is good for you.
And how am I going to be mad
when I did the same thing?
Like, you just have to follow what you feel here,
and obviously you just feel
stronger towards Stella.
She's amazing, I wish you both nothing but the best.
Things definitely would have been different
if I had just chosen Tak from the beginning.
But I don't regret my choice.
I followed my gut.
I followed my heart, followed my fanny flutters,
(LAUGHS)
and it got me dumped.
Yeah. This is really sad.
I love you guys.
ALL: See ya. Bye!
WOMAN: See you soon baby.
Bye!
I feel pretty good actually, about leaving single
just because I stuck to what I believed in
and went for what I wanted.
I came in, I cause a havoc
and I had a good time doing it.
And I have absolutely no regrets.
# I can be down and bruised #
# I know what it's like to lose it all #
MALE NARRATOR: Next time...
In a Love Island first
one Islander's Ex is coming
to tear the villa apart.
MAN: I dated Claudia for a year.
Austin dated her for three weeks.
I don't really think there's a fight there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's my ex. Prepare for muy grande drama.
You told me that you haven't spoken to him,
and he's telling me you're in Sydney together.
You're in his bed.
Where are you in this relationship?
I'm looking our for my best mate.
As the sangria hits the fan.
You okay? No.
Why? I'm not fucking okay.
What the fuck is going on?
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