NARRATOR: 'Previously on Love Island Australia...'
# I just wanna know Am I crazy for saying
# That I need your love... #
'..make or break era lived up to its name...'
Oh, my God!
THEY SCREAM Yes!
'..as couples made it...'
I feel like if anything, like, I want more of you.
I know, same.
Me and Clint had our first kiss in the teepee.
I've got, like, butterflies now. I'm really warm all over.
'..some couples breaked it, yes, I know that's not a word...'
I'd be lying to you if I said that
I'm, like, happy about where we stand.
Five times a week is not really realistic.
I don't feel like I wanna be scheduled like that.Yeah.
I just want someone to make time for me, that's all.
'..and one couple maybe made it again.'
NAKIA:'We're kissing hard.'
I'm thinking, "Do I just take my clothes off right now?"
ANDY:Oh, Nakia.
'Tonight...'
All of these different avenues have led me to a place of nothing.
'Andy's not the only Islander...'
Who you wanna spend the rest of your time in here with?
'..in a sticky situation.'
How many threesomes has Reid had?
A, more than five. B, less than five.
CHLOE:I'm gonna hope you're classy.
I definitely have a few questions to ask.
'Then...'
If you are not in a couple by the end of tonight,
you will be dumped from the villa.
'..who will be dumped?
'Spoiler alert, it's not who you think.'
I didn't see this coming at all.
This captain runs a tight ship.
SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER NAKIA:What the fuck, Nate?
KALE:Who's ready to touchdown with Player 69?
SCREAMING Bringing a lot of bum action.
CLINT:Ride it, cowboy.
I'd definitely ride that cowboy. Yeah.
Hola, senoritas. Is he a clown?
Are you ready for the bull? GIRLS:Yeah!
Welcome aboard Rowdy Reid Airlines. Some snacks.
Oh, some more snacks.
CHLOE SCREAMS GI Johnson, reporting for booty.
NAKIA:Oh, my God, Andy.
SCREAMING
Do I wanna sleep alone tonight? Do I?
'Private Andy is now Major Tease.
'His jiggling junk blew Nakia's mind
'and almost triggered a civil "phwoar".
'To be safe, everyone's taking a break...
'and a morning after pill (!)'
Yeah, I gave you a little extra attention.
I hope you... got that.
Did you? Yeah.
Did you see that? Oh, you didn't get it?
Oh, yeah... OK, maybe I should've been a bit more forward with that.
Yeah. Yeah.
I think next time you need to, like, probably put in a little bit more.
More, like, effort? Yeah.
Get, like, more towards you. Yeah, like really in there.
That checks out, honestly.
Yeah. I... Yeah, I kind of walked away and thought like,
"Hmm, maybe I should've given more to her."
NATE:What are you doing, peeping and shit?
HARMONY:I'm not.
You're lying. HARMONY GIGGLES
You're peeping.
You could have improved in a few areas, specifically with me.
Where should I have improved on?
I think that there could have been more manhandling.
That could have been... you know? Mm.
I don't think we ever lost our sexual chemistry.
I think we just toned it down and just zipped our lips for a bit.
I don't like sleeping with someone who doesn't want a bar of me.
It's fucking awkward. Yeah.
I'm like, can we not just, like, try have fun
and, like, fucking cuddle, or something?
Like, is it really that deep? Yeah, true.
Like, why are you avoiding me like the plague? Fuck me.
Like, we're sleeping in the same bed, can we not just...
Yeah, I know. ..make something fun out of it?
Doesn't have to be so deep. I get what you're saying.
I don't know. I'd rather have a cuddle than...
Yeah, that's what I mean. I'm like, "Why?"
Like, every conversation we have is so deep.
Can't we just, like, liven it up a bit?
I'm gonna be thinking about that
while I'm starfished in my bed from fucking... side to side.
Oh, God. Here's the thing.
Realistically... I would say, "Let's go sleep on the daybed."
But I'm just not... I'm not a petty person.
That feels a little petty, does it not?
Are you really asking ME if I think that's petty?
Does that give off a petty vibe? No.
At the fire pit, you picked me up, put me on your lap,
and... pashed me hard in front of her face.
But, oh, sleeping on the day bed's too far for you.
I just don't get you. Why?
Cos I don't understand on what planet it's mean.
What do you mean? It's... In my head, I'm like...
If you say that you're not into her,
why would she give a shit where you sleep?
I think Andy's literally just wasting my time, his time,
everyone's time by, you know, sparing Harmony's feelings.
Like, we've only got a few days left in here.
Like, sleep wherever you want, dude. It's not deep.
'I wish I could sleep where I want.
'I'm locked in this sound booth for six weeks.
'I'll only get toilet roll if I make a funny.
'Speaking of, Tyra ain't laughing,
'and Kale is about to get "artichoked" up.'
My first ever photo on my phone was me and you right here.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, it is.
It is. Kale...
It is. ..aw, that's kind of special.
Yeah. Oh, my God.
I'm happy, like, how... quickly it became not weird.
Mm, same.
Like, you know how it was weird coming back in?
Yeah, the first two or three days were a bit rough.
Yeah, and not that we had to,
but we kind of, like, needed to justify ourselves.
I don't know. That's still my favourite day.
I can still feel the moment that I saw you.
Really? Yeah.
MUSIC: 'Can We Live On Forever' by James McLean
# I wanna stop for a minute Before it fades away... #
So, what are we gonna be like when we're leaving here?
We're gonna be, like, proper seeing each other vibe?
Like, safe to say that we'd just be exclusively seeing each other
even when we leave here.
Is that...? Yeah.
Yeah.
You seem, like, "If that's what you wanna do."
If that's what you... yeah. Of course that's what I wanna do.
Oh, OK. Cool. Yeah. No, good.
You know, I think we were both assuming that
we were, you know, leaving here together and becoming exclusive.
But it's good to actually voice that and be on the same page,
especially when, you know, we could be leaving this place tomorrow,
out in the real world.
So it's good to, yeah, know where we both stand
and it's exclusively with each other.
# Can we live on forever
# Day after day, together... #
So no talking to no girls when I leave?
Maybe not. Probably not?
Probably not. All right, I'll cut that out.
Perfect. Yeah, same goes for you.
Done deal.
Being exclusive is, you know,
I'm gonna treat you exactly as I'd treat my girlfriend,
my fiancee, whatever.
I'm gonna give her absolutely everything,
and this is just that next step before the following step.
We had the exclusive chat tonight. SAVANAH GASPS
But he was like, "Is it safe to assume that, you know,
"we won't be seeing other people."
Yeah. And I was like, "Yeah."
But it's just nice to... Ah! It's nice to... I know!
It's cute. That is a big deal.
It is cute. Yeah.
Oh, that's so exciting, babe.
We talked about sleeping on the day bed, and then he's like,
"I'd rather sleep on the day bed with you."
And then he's like... What do you want?
"I just don't want to be mean."
Get fucked. I'm sorry, that's so piss weak.
OK, the first time you did it, you saved her feelings
cos there was a decision, and you had to choose one or the other.
Cool, you chose to save her feelings.
Now you have the decision again...
And you still won't do it. And you're still doing it.
How much more is he gonna hurt her feelings?
He literally fucking picked you up
and, like, full went at you in the Heart-rate Challenge.
Do you know what I mean?
He says... MOCK SIGHS
.."I don't wanna hurt Harmony's feelings.
"I don't wanna make her more upset," yada, yada, yada.
Me and Nakia right here still, "Hello? Hello?"
You know, what about my feelings? Oh, fuck that.
# If you got demons
# Don't break my bones
# If you got reasons Tell me lies... #
Are they sleeping on the day bed? I don't know, are they?
Yeah. I'll tell you what,
there's nothing better than a bed to yourself in this place.
Oh, yeah, I already put Andy's pillow on the ground. I'm fine.
Where are you, er, sleeping tonight, my guy?
Yeah.
So much love in the air.
Congratulations, boys. You all did phenomenal tonight.
Villa boys! BOYS:Villa boys!
Villa boys. Villa boys.
'Vanilla boys! Am I in the gang?'
Yeah, nah.
# One voice to another
# One heartbeat
# Sisters and brothers
# We are the remedy, the remedy
# We are golden, yes, we are
# Hear the thunder, see the stars
# We are golden for all to see
# We are golden, believe Believe. #
# I feel it coming I'm ready for it
# My heart is soaring Our love's so high
# I feel it coming... #
# Villa boys, Villa boys. #
Not so much fun first thing in the morning, is it?
Sorry, guys. I was out of line.
I feel like I woke up angry, which usually means I'm sad.
I think I'm sad cos I only have
a few wake-up montages left to narrate.
I don't wanna do life today.
Easy one. Easy one. Easy one. Easy one. Easy one.
THEY LAUGH
GEORGIA SCREAMS, CHEERS
That was so good. GEORGIA:Did you guys see that?
Well, since I got back to the villa,
I don't think I've really gone out of my way too much for Tyra.
And I wanted to do something nice with only a few days left here.
And the girl loves chocolate.
Oh, my God! What?
Tyra, look over there. KALE LAUGHS
Come down.
I think he just wants to chat.
Definitely like to wine and dine a girl and this one deserves it.
Why is he so far away?
Aw.NATE:He's got a little picnic moment.Yo.
Oh, my God, this is so sweet.
What's that? Little mimosa.
A mimosa? Yeah.
I love mimosas.
I know, I remember you said the other day.Aw.
I think there's some other stuff here that you might like as well.
TYRA LAUGHS Oh, stop it.
I know you love chocolate. Oh, this is so cute.
Aw, cheers.
LUCINDA:Oh, guys, I literally love, love so much.
And there's so much love at the moment.
Woo! Yum.
I know there's a lot of chocolate.
Do you want me to tell you something that you're gonna hate?
You hate strawberries?
Is that what you're gonna say? Do you?
Fuck! Really? Well, you love all the other stuff, no?
Yeah, I love all the other stuff. So that's great.
Poor Kale. Someone should have briefed him.
Someone should have briefed him before he took them out.
Kale's all about the veg, anyway. Berries are for dweebs.
Was there any other super common things
that a normal human likes that you do not, like cheese?
Love cheese. OK.
I'm not a psychopath. OK, ready? Because I don't want it.
Are you dipping it?
Yeah. You gotta flip it.
THEY CHUCKLE
I thought you were gonna catch it.
No. That's actually that good.
Is it? Yeah.
It's yummy chocolate.
I feel like I've just been in a trance since you came back.
A trance? Yeah. A Kale trance.
Just so ready to take on the outside world together.
It's... Yeah, it's super exciting. We've got a bit of a wild story.
Yeah, fully. So wild.
Coming here talking about your bloody blondes
and your this and that, and you leave with the small African girl.
I know, I know.
How's that? So funny, so funny.
Thank you. You're welcome.
TEXT ALERT
I got a text! Oh! What?
REID:Got what? SAVANAH:A text.
ZAC READS TEXT
You guys seem so excited right now. THEY CHEER
Do you reckon we have to answer questions?
Probably. About each other, maybe? Quickly.
Should we quickly study? Chloe. Favourite colour's green?
Yeah.Done, we're sweet. We're fine.
Tell me all your pets' names again.
Cheeto. So, Cheeto. Yeah.
Brenda. Cheeto. Fat Brenda.
Yeah. And, um, Apus.
Apus. That's the tarantula? Yeah.
Just remember, we've got nothing to get angry about.
I am so up for this test. Bring it on.
And just remember, I don't know a thing about Harmony.
THEY LAUGH
If you love slimy bombs, then you're an excellent parent.
If you love slime and bombs, you're gonna love Hot Flush.
THEY CHEER
KALE:Are you hosting again, queen? I am.
Like the Islanders, this game is incredibly simple.
Couples will answer a series of A or B Questions about their partner.
Right equals fine. Wrong equals slime.
On your marks, get set, go.
Reid. What is Chloe's mum's name?
A, Michelle, or B, Amanda?
Light work. Light work. No reaction.
ZAC:Yeah, Reidy.
Apparently, she's a bit of a sexy cat. Meow.
Mm-hm. Milf. Milf Michelle. SHE LAUGHS
Reid, what is Chloe's favourite sex position?
A, the pile driver or B, the screwdriver?
We've def had this conversation.
Nah, we haven't. THEY LAUGH
I don't know what the screw...
THEY CHEER
ZAC:That's my boy!
Look, to my knowledge, I don't think screwdriver is a sex position.
If it is, it involves a lot of spinning.
Chloe, how many Instagram followers does Reid have?
A, approximately 69,000, or B, approximately 49,000.
THEY CHEER
Correct answer was B, approximately 49,000.
Fuck. I actually needed the toilet for a second.
I was gonna shit myself.
Oh, I was happy that she got it right. Yeah, definitely.
Chloe, how many threesomes has Reid had?
A, more than five, or B, less than five?
Ah, either way, this is gonna be a conversation.
Yeah, I was like, "Oh, five's a bit extreme, you know."
What's B? Less than five.Oh.
You know what? I'm gonna stick and hope you're classy.
So, I hope you're right. Have a bit of integrity.
Oh, shit ball. Oh, God.
SHE SCREAMS, CHEERING
I know what we're talking about tonight.
THEY LAUGH
Who wants to join? Yeah, make it six.
THEY LAUGH
The correct answer was A, more than five.
# And stop blaming bad behaviour
# Because I... #
I just wanna know a bit more detail, to be honest.
Who, when, why, how?
# I don't want it to be over. #
We're trialling a new-look dumping ceremony.
JK. It's the Hot Flush Couples Quiz.
Who said squatting outdoors can't be fun and sexy?
SAVANAH:Oh, fuck. Next up, Savanah and Clint.
And how much knowledge have you retained in five days?
Clint, when Savanah was a little girl,
what did she wanna be when she grew up?
A, a Bratz doll, or B, Barbie?
ISLANDERS EXCLAIM
I'm gonna go... Yeah, I'm gonna get Bratz.
CLINT:Bratz Doll. REID:I like that one.
Yes! Come on.
My mum bought me the Bratz Dream Pad
instead of the Barbie Dream House,
and it had, like, a jacuzzi and a bar,
and I feel like that's why I am the way that I am...
HE LAUGHS
Cos I didn't get the Barbie Family Dream House.
I got the Bratz Party Pad with a bar.
Let's not blame one reason, though. I reckon it's probably a few.
I ate a battery once, it could also be that.
Yeah, that's that checks out. Yeah.
Clint, what is Savanah's favourite movie?
A, Captain Fantastic, or B, The Notebook?
It's too obvious. I think I might be wrong here, but fuck it.
Ooh. Ooh-la-la-la.
TOILET FLUSHING
ALL LAUGH
APPLAUSE, ALL TALK AT ONCE
I should've trusted myself.
The correct answer was A, Captain Fantastic.
I should've got that right.
He fumbled. I fumbled there.
Savanah, who is Clint's celebrity crush?
A, Kendall Jenner, or B, Kim Kardashian?
ALL: Ooh! Very different ladies.
SAVANAH:I'm gonna go for A, Kendall Jenner.
Fuck.
BELL DINGS, THEY GASP
I just think Kim Kardashian's getting a bit old now,
and I thought Clint wouldn't like it.
HE LAUGHS
How many dick pics has Clint sent?
A, one and he badly regrets it, or B, none?
I don't know. Like, who regrets a dick pick that badly?
Like, I feel like I can't picture you lying awake at night like,
"I shouldn't have sent that photo of my dick."
You don't cross me as that kind of person.
BELL DINGS, CHEERING
Yes, Clint, we fucking did it!
I'm dry. Whoo-hoo!
'Completely dry.'
Nate, what is Georgia's biggest turn-on?
Is it A, dirty talk, or B, neck kisses?
I'm gonna go B, neck kisses. Oh, my God.
THEY LAUGH Ah, this is good! Ah!
Oh, my gosh. TOILET FLUSHING
Oh! THEY SCREAM
APPLAUSE Oh!
The right answer was A, dirty talk.
You good at dirty talk? Wanna find out if I'm good at it?
THEY LAUGH OK!
Georgia, how does Nate rate himself in bed?
A, nine out of ten... Yeah.
..or B, ten out of ten?
Oh, is he humble, or is he not humble?
Am I humble?
Humble would be, like, six. I'm gonna go ten.
LAUGHTER
Oh, my God.
TOILET FLUSHING, THEY SCREAM
THEY LAUGH
Oh, my God!
Nine out of ten. Always room for improvement.
Come on. Come on now.
Zac, where would Lucinda love to have sex the most?
A, in a cinema, or B, on a super yacht?
Ah, no brainer. Come on.
TOILET FLUSHING, THEY SCREAM
Fuck! The good news is I can make that dream come true.
Why would you wanna have sex
in a crusty old cinema with creeps watching
when you could have sex in a luxurious super yacht?
When Zac was a little boy, what did he wanna be when he grew up?
Bob The Builder or one of The Wiggles?
ALL: Aw! Aw, Za-a-a-ac!
You'd be so cute as Bob The Builder.
I'm just praying for my hair extensions that I've got it right.
BELL DINGS Yay!
That is so cute. I loved Bob The Builder.
That's really cute.
Andy, Harmony's birthday is in which month?
A, September, or B, October?
Yeah! Yeah, that's my boy.
BELL DINGS, CHEERING
Which of these public places has Harmony had sex in?
A, in a department store changing room,
or B, in a muddy festival mosh pit? Oh!
ANDY:I'll go mosh pit. That was confident.
ALL TALK AT ONCE That was confident.
BELL DINGS
LUCINDA:You actually know quite a lot about each other.
Wow! LAUGHTER
This mind's a steel trap.
Anything she's ever said...
..just locked in here.
NAKIA:What city was Andy born in? A, St Louis, or B, Seattle?
BELL DINGS
Guys, you're doing the best out of everyone!
I love you two together. You guys are killing this!
Oh... HE LAUGHS
What is Andy's body count? Close to 40 or close to 80?
Go with your gut. I think it's 40.
Well, he had two long-term girlfriends,
so I'm trying to do the math.
BELL DINGS, CHEERING
What the hell?! They came out all dry.
Well done, guys! Wow!Now fuck.
We know each other well. Great job.
Kiss, kiss, kiss! You guys have earnt it. Come on!
Ah, come on!
Don't force him to do anything he wouldn't wanna do.
OK, let's cool it down. Well, that was weird.
Yeah, well, that was weird. Cool it down.
Oh, my Lord.
When Tyra was a little girl,
what did she want to be when she grew up?
A, a vet, or B, an astronaut? LAUGHTER
Oh!That's my boy! Oh, shit.
That's my boy.
TOILET FLUSHING, LAUGHTER
A vet? Really? I wanted to be a vet like Dr Harry.
The little girl in me who wanted to be a vet, she cried today.
What is the worst job Tyra has had?
A, scooping ice cream, or B, scooping poo out of animal cages?
Scooping ice cream would be chill, I reckon.
TOILET FLUSHING, THEY SCREAM
THEY LAUGH
Are you fucking serious? This is embarrassing.
When would that come up, unless probed, like, to answer it?
Someone's little bit... defensive.
Shit questions, man, shit questions. A little bit defensive.
Yeah, we were bad.
Tyra, what is Kale's favourite sex position?
A, doggy style, or B, reverse cowgirl?
ALL: Ooh. Elite.
Good pozzies.
Ooh. GASPING
SHE GASPS, TOILET FLUSHING
LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE
We're clearly not talking. HE LAUGHS
Yeah, we're not very good at these things, old me and Tyra.
Um, the old couples' games, we absolutely suck at 'em.
NAKIA:What is Kale's favourite vegetable?
LAUGHS A, kale...
LAUGHTER ..or B, sweet potato?
I've never heard him say anything about sweet potatoes.
Not again, please.
TOILET FLUSHING
INAUDIBLE
THEY CHEER
ALL TALK AT ONCE
Why the hell would it be my favourite vegetable?
Cos it's funny cos it's your name! We suck.
I'm sorry. No, it's OK.
You've never, ever talked about sweet potato.
You've never asked.
The results are in.
The couple who know the most about each other...
THEY LAUGH ..Andy and Harmony.
THEY CHEER Match made in heaven!
I think Andy should maybe listen to the truth
and give it another chance.
And the couple who know the least about each other
is Kale and Tyra.
ALL:Aw! Sorry, Kale, sorry.
I think we need to go back to basics.
Yeah, like ask all the boring...
I'm talking 21 Questions type of stuff.Yeah.
Thanks for playing Hot Flush.
CHEERING
# Watch me come alive
# Come alive
# Come alive... #
NARRATOR: 'After the dump challenge,
'Andy still faces a choice between two girls,
'like a romantic musical.
'So this is for all the Sound Of Music fan watching
'Andy's "Von-Trapped", he's out of tune with Harmony.
'so asks, "How do you solve a problem like Nakia?"
'Thank you.'
Like, for me, if I was you, I'd be just going,
"Which girl do I actually like to spend time with?"
Essentially, "Who do I actually want
"to spend this last part of time with?"
At the end of the day,
they both obviously still wanna be with you in here, so...Yeah.
All of these different avenues have led me to a place...
of nothing.
I'm back to being just as single as I was when I walked in here.
Oh, Lord.
Who the fuck are you vibing with?
Who you wanna spend the rest of your time in here with?Yeah.
Like, I think I kind of have to lean the Nakia way.
Done.That's literally... That's you done.
That's literally... Like, that's it.
You've figured it out. That's it.Yeah.
But that's still... Why this is...
Why my future is difficult to decide is because...
I still don't necessarily see a, like...
It's an extremely improbable future for Nakia and I on the outside.
I really like spending my time with Nakia,
but I'm in this limbo land right now, a little bit, and I don't...
I don't have answers.
I wish I could give them, but I don't have them.
# There's been days When I've lost myself... #
Am I in trouble? No.
# A constant maze Where I lose myself... #
What do you take from this whole...
..um, Harmony, Andy, Nakia situation?
He's very much come to the conclusion
that if he was to spend time with someone,
there's... all reasons just point towards you.
Like, every single reason just points towards you.Yeah.
He's... I can tell that he still stands in the same position
as when he told you... that...
on the outside, he didn't really see it working as much.
But everything that he said about you
in terms of you being the person that he can talk to comfortably,
the person that he feels best around,
the person that, like,
he actually wants to spend the rest of his time with,
he came to that realisation that it's Nakia,
and he said that to all the boys.
I think there's hope for Andy and I, yeah.
I think that, um... you know, I've been as real as I possibly can be.
I've, you know, laid everything out. I miss... cuddling him in bed.
MUSIC: 'The Golden Ones' by Devin Hoffman, Irving Contour
# Stay, as long as we Don't let this moment go
# Make it something... #
That challenge was fun.
CHLOE:That dress is awesome. Thank you. It's Georgia's.
KALE: Andy, do you reckon two or three?
ISLANDERS:Whoo!
NARRATOR: 'Wow, you'd never know they were all violently ill
'after ingesting gallons of rancid slime in today's challenge.
'Whoo for legal indemnity waivers, yeah (!)
'Given they all survived, someone should make a speech.'
LUCINDA:Who's making the speech?
Nate, you cheeky, little bitch. TYRA:Aw.
NATE:All righty, guys.
Oh, Nate, we've come full circle. This is exciting.
Yeah, I know.
Um, I just wanna say, you know,
obviously, this journey has been an absolute emotional rollercoaster
for us all, but nevertheless,
I think it's one of the greatest experiences
that we'll ever have in our entire lives.
Aw. Oh, my God, definitely.
So, you know, we don't have long left in this villa,
so let's take Love Island by the balls,
keep the positive energy high,
and make the most of every moment with the people around us.
Yeah. Aw.
ISLANDERS:Cheers!
REID:I'm alive again. That's what I was thinking.
CHLOE:Coming back from the dead.
Um, I also need to pull you for a chat as well.
Oh, yeah. Easy.
I definitely have a few questions to ask Reid
and see how he answers about these threesomes.
Threesomes for me... No, it's not...
I'm not into it. Mm-mm. Blurgh.
How'd you find the challenge today? Good.
Yeah? Yeah. Really good. Good fun.
Yeah. I have a question. Mm-hm.
Um... about these threesomes and stuff.
Yes, go ahead. Yeah.
I'm just, like, very curious, like, when? How?
Were you in a relationship with somebody?
Yeah. Never in a relationship with anyone when that happened.
Uh, the first one was actually in Barcelona.OK.
Yeah, first one was in Barcelona. OK.
Fuck, it was... I remember that night.
It was at 3AM in an elevator,
and these two chicks were like, um, "We come back to your room."
And I was like, "Fucking... Yep, let's go."
And then a couple in Perth, and then, like, a few in Gold Coast.
OK, but you were never, like, in a relationship
when you were doing it? No. Never.
OK, right. Cos I know some...
I think it gets messy... Yeah.
..if one partner gets, you know, more jealous than the other,
or, you know, it's just weird,
depending on how open the partner is, obviously.
Yeah. Cool.
I think that's probably why my first initial reaction
in the challenge, I was like...
"Oh, are you fucking serious?" Yeah. I was like, "What?
"Maybe he's into that when he's dating somebody and stuff."
No. No. And I was like, "Oh, my God."
Mm-mm.I was like, "I'm down for anything but THAT."
I very much prefer when you're in a relationship
that you share each other.
OK. Well, that's... And only each other, that is.
Bit of a relief, um, cos that would've been a worry.
Definite worry.
Um, so I'm happy he's had his fun,
and now he can just... sit down with me.
Good, just wanted to clarify. Mm-hm.
Even though, like, yeah...
Don't think I'm judging you, but I was just like...
I didn't feel any judgement at all from you, at all.Good.
So, yeah, it's all sweet. Good.
How do I always get the freak in the sheets all the fucking time?
I feel like I'm getting that.
I'm a controlled freak in the sheets.
Oh, are you? OK.
'Three's a crowd, got it. Hear that, Andy? Three's too many!
'He can't hear me. His shirt's too loud.'
This dress is cute.
Thank you. Mm-hm.
I love that colour.
Like, burnt orange. Yeah, burnt orange.
Hmm. Really good.
A lot of exposed chest.
I... Yeah, I can't even.
I mean, it's a good look. I mean, I paid for them.
I... feel like I owe it to myself to...
I think... you owe it to everyone. Give them the gift.
Yeah.
TEXT ALERT Ooh.
I've got a text!
READS ALOUD:
Oh, God.
Here we go.
Coming, wait!
Try not to sound so fucking excited (!)
It's a stressful scenario. I get it.
# Hang down your head now What have you done
# Hang down your head and cry... #
Walking down to the fire pit tonight,
I just have no idea what's gonna happen.
We may be saying goodbye to one person, a couple.
It's make or break. Who knows what can come our way?
# It's time
# To say
# Goodbye. #
'# Lack of vibes, lack of vibes
'# I'm noticing a lack of vibes Or maybe it's just cold
'# Thank you for the fire Thank you for the fire.
'# The temperature is getting higher
'# Let's see why These vibes are junk
'# Let's bring on the Monk. #'
# I will give you fire
# I will give you fire... #
Good evening, Islanders.
Hi. Good evening, Soph.
How are you all going? ISLANDERS:Good.
Heard you all got slimed today? Yeah.
Except for Harmony and Andy, you didn't.Yeah.
AWKWARD LAUGHTER Oh, OK.
Anyway, guys, there are currently six couples in the villa.
Georgia and Nate... Savanah and Clint...
Lucinda and Zac...
Chloe and Reid... Tyra and Kale...
..Harmony and Andy...
and there is one single girl... Nakia.
Islanders, Make or Break Era is now over.
The time to make new connections has passed.
Welcome to Love Island's final era...
Loved Up Era.
ISLANDERS:Aw.
Tonight is the final recoupling.
It's time to lock in who you wanna go all the way with.
# Throw me a lifeline... #
Tonight, you will decide who you wanna share everything with.
# Throw me a lifeline... #
Who you wanna get dumped with... who you wanna win with...
and most importantly, who you could potentially fall in love with.
The equation is very simple.
# Give me something to believe... #
If you are not in a couple by the end of tonight...
..you will be dumped from the villa.
Girls, please stand on the stairs... and face the boys.
# Moving fast like the tide
# I will rise
# Lighting up the night... #
Boys, for the final time, it's time to couple up.
Nate, you're up first. Please stand up.
Which girl would you like to couple up with, and why?
I would like to couple up with this girl...
because from the moment we had our first chat up until now,
she has stayed true to herself
and has shown values that I absolutely admire.
It shows that she's someone that is worth fighting for in this villa.
At times, it's been confronting, and at times, we've had challenges,
but being able to overcome these challenges
in the Love Island villa just proves the potential that we have
on the outside.
And I can't help but say that my Love Island experience
didn't truly start until the moment that she walked through these doors.
GIRLS:Aw.
So the girl I'd like to couple up with is...
Georgia.
# Emotions are running high
# I know I've never Felt like this... #
Nate, that was gorgeous. I should've brought tissues tonight.
Yeah. Like, that was the best speech.
Yeah, I was a little bit nervous when I first started that.
I'm not gonna lie. Yeah.
Saved your best stuff to last.
I've had a lot built up with what I wanted to say.
GIRLS:Aw.
And, Georgia, that sounded like it was from the heart.
It definitely did. Like, I'm in absolute awe.
Like, I just think that was absolutely adorable.
OK, Nate and Georgia, no matter what happens now,
you're stuck together.
Good luck to you. BOTH:Thank you.
Clint, please stand up.
Which girl would you like to couple up with and why?
I'd like to couple up with this girl
because from the moment I met her,
like, I knew that she was a girl I wanted to invest all my energy in.
And I really do think, even if we had to walk out right now,
that we genuinely have so much that we could work on,
even on the outside, that we would give it a crack.
For me, it's like, as many days as we can spend together,
every single one I'm so grateful for.
So the girl I'd like to couple up with is...
Savanah.
# I'm not giving up I'm not giving up on love
# I'm not giving up I'm not giving up on love... #
Gosh, the boys are bringing the lyrics tonight.
All loved up. Savanah, how did that feel, hearing that from Clint?
Yeah, I feel the exact same way. Yeah.
I mean, Clint's only been here for five days,
but it really feels like
my experience here didn't start until he really got here.
Yeah, I can see a difference in you.
It's like a softer, more vulnerable side.
Yeah. Yeah, I've been broken down a little bit, but that's good.
Yeah, that's nice. Yeah.
Good luck, guys. Thank you.
Zac, please stand up.
ZAC EXHALES
A few days ago, I asked this girl to be my girlfriend
and I just feel like the luckiest guy in the world
that she said yes.
And I can't wait to do everything on the outside together,
whether that's going to the supermarket in our pyjamas
or travelling the world. Aw.
So the girl I would like to couple up with is...
..Lucinda.
# Let's go chasing stars This evening
# Eyes wide shut In fast cars dreaming... #
Lucinda, he wants to go to the supermarket with you
in jammies... Yeah.
I mean, that's love. Yeah, it is.
I'm super excited just to do, like, normal things.
We talk about it a lot, don't we? Yeah.
So you are a romantic, Zac, deep down?
Deep down. Yeah.
Very deep down. Good luck, guys.
Reid, please stand up.
I would like to couple up with this girl because...
as soon as she walked through these villa doors,
I could tell how confident and clear and driven she was.
It was definitely a breath of fresh air.
With how driven she is, she's also so easy-going,
which I love, and I'm glad that she's a one-man kind of gal.
Definitely made me a better man.
So the girl I would like to couple up with is...
Chloe.
CHLOE:Aw.
I'm shaking. Aw.
Chloe, how's that feel?
I think I was just on cloud nine, to be fair, listening to that.Yeah.
I think that's, like, the biggest compliment from a girl,
thinking that I've made him a better man,
and each day, I'll try to strive for that with him.Yeah.
No longer a bomb diffuser either. Yes!
Well, Reid and Chloe, congratulations. You're locked in.
Good luck, guys. Thank you.
Kale, please stand up.
I would like to couple up with this girl
because I think she's one of the most genuine, caring souls
I've ever met.
Um, she's always putting others before herself,
and it's such a good quality to have.
I don't think there's anyone here that could say a bad word about her.
And as a bonus,
she's probably one of the most naturally beautiful girls
I've ever laid eyes on.
Um, I can't wait to see what's next for us on the outside.
So the girl I would like to couple up with is...
..Tyra.
# The way that you pull me close
# The way that you kiss me When I'm dancing on the ceiling
# The way that you dry my eyes The way that you... #
Gosh, you boys are killing me tonight.
Kale, that was gorgeous. Thank you.
And am I right that you guys are exclusive now?
We are. We are.
Oh, lovely. So you're locked in?
Yeah, we're locked in. Yeah.
Well, good luck, guys.
Your Love Island journey will end together,
regardless of what happens. Thank you.
# You were king I was your queen... #
Two single girls... and only one boy left to choose.
Andy, please stand up.
# Now the rubble's falling
# And I can't breathe... #
Andy, which girl would you like to couple up with and why?
Um... this has obviously been on my mind pretty heavy
for the last day or two.
And, I mean, like, I couldn't say enough positive words
about either one of these girls.
Um, I think they're both wonderful human beings.
I'm extremely attracted to both these girls.
# We are trapped in
# The ruins... # But...
# We have made... #
..I came here for a romance...
and not really for a showmance.
This is Love Island, and it's about finding love,
and I think that these people have done it.
I think it would be unfair for me at this point to say that
I think I'm gonna find love in this villa.
And I think it would be unfair to both Nakia,
and I think it would be unfair to Harmony
if I chose either one of them to re-couple up with tonight.
So...
..I've decided to remain single.
Well... Andy...
..Harmony, and Nakia...
..you are all single...
..and you'll all be leaving the villa tonight.
Harmony, how you going?
I think it's the mature thing to do
if you don't see a connection between either of us.
Yeah, why hurt yourself and hurt us,
like, when you could just do what you've done?
I just swear every time we come here and Andy opens his mouth,
he surprises me every goddamn time.
I just never... I never know what he's gonna say.
But, you know...
..that's how he feels, then it is what it is.
Did you expect that?
No. No.
No. I think the last chat we had about it was different, but...
Is that right, Andy?
I've just kind of been replaying this whole entire situation
over in my head, and...
I just think that I never quite found
what I was looking for with Harmony,
and I think Nakia and I really did have something,
but I just don't necessarily see something happening
on the outside of the villa.
But I guess, for Nakia, you feel a little bit... led on, did you?
Uh... I wouldn't say led on.
I'm... I just... I feel like, you know,
if he was under that impression,
I feel like I would've loved to have known today, but...
OK.
No-one's ever elected to stay single before.
So, Andy, please come and join the girls.
# Painted on the back Of all our scars... #
Guys, I said at the start of the evening,
anyone left single tonight would be dumped,
and all three of you have been left single.
So I'm afraid it is the end of the road for you guys.
You have 30 minutes to say goodbye to everyone,
and then it'll be time to leave the villa.
The rest of you... congratulations.
You are the final five couples, and I'll see you really soon.
Night, guys. Well done, guys. Thanks, Sophie.
Bye, Sophie.
# I want it back But now it's painted on the... #
I'm sorry. It's OK. It's OK.
It's OK.
TYRA:Mm. Aw.
I don't think that I or anyone thought that
my Love Island experience would end this way,
but I'm proud of the way that it went, you know?
You're just too much of a nice guy, man. Holy shit.
I knew that was happening, so it's OK. Yeah.
It's lovely meeting you, Harms. You too.
How did we go from one person being dumped to three?
Packing Nakia's things up was not on my to-do list today.
No. No, I did not...
I just didn't see this coming at all.
Literally, was just like... "What the hell?"
..I don't want either of you.
The respect I have for Andy.
Fuck, man. We're gonna miss you, dude.
I'm gonna miss you boys.
I think Andy made the right decision for all three of them,
um, whether they know that or not is another thing.
He's such a admirable man.
I kind of looked up to him as a role model in here.
So, yeah, devastated to see him go.
Oh, my God, you are such a big, freaking personality in here.
Very weird. This is gonna leave a hole.
You're one of the nicest guys I've ever met, Andy.
You're too nice for your own good.
That's not what you're gonna say
when you catch me up at your girl's DMs, brother.
In my time here, you were definitely the best thing that come out of it.
My baby girl.
I don't know how I would've done this whole thing without you.Dude.
You've been my person throughout all the fucking boys
that have come through, you know, in both yours and my journey.
Sometimes the both of us. Sometimes the same one.
Literally, sometimes the same guy.
But you have been just my absolute rock in here,
and I'm so happy I met you.
And you are honestly one of the toughest bitches
I've ever met in my life.
You are so cutthroat and savage,
and you are everything that I'm not, and I love you for it.
Do you know what I almost said up there?
I almost went, "Bold move, bestie."
Can you imagine?
Can you actually imagine? I don't know.
I'm so glad I'm going first and it's not you cos fuck that.
You know when old, married couples are like,
"I want you to die first." "I wanna die first."
Oh, wait, no! OK.
I think you have literally been amazing in here.
Thanks. You honestly have.
And I feel like you've been so true to yourself...
Yeah...and, like, you went for what you wanted
and when it didn't work out, you were so strong.
Honestly, you really were. Yeah.
You were so true to yourself. Aw.
You should be so proud of yourself. Thank you.
It didn't work out, but that's OK.
I think it feels, like, good to know that you've just been you.
Unapologetically you.
Oh, Nakia.
You wanna stay in a hotel room with me?
I didn't know you were chill like that.Ah!
Don't let them tell me your fucking hotel room number.
I'm not saying nothing.
Don't tempt me with a good time, girl.
Don't do that to me.
SHE GROANS I'm gonna be...
No, I'm gonna be a good boy...
..maybe.
We'll roll the dice. It's usually what I do.
Yeah, it is usually what you do, though.Yeah.
Hopefully, we'll see you guys in a few days anyway.
Be safe, my bro.
Honestly, gonna miss your ass,
but that was fucking, honestly, that was...
Come here.
Bye. Bye, guys.
I love you so much.
Bye! Bye, guys.
Damn.
# Oh-whoa-oh Why was I so unkind
# How could I be so blind But I can't take it back, no... #
NAKIA:Just take every day as it comes, you know.
You never know when it's gonna be your last.
You can be standing up there, pretty confident.
Next minute, you're gone.
Single man with two beautiful, amazing, incredible,
perfect girls on either side of me.
Just not perfect enough.
Truth hurts sometimes, doesn't it?
Three of us now. What comes in threes?
Threesomes. The three little bears.
I like option A more than option B.
What else comes in threes? I'm off with the three little bears.
NAKIA LAUGHS
# I can't take it back. #
'Pray for Andy, moon.'
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