[narrator] Previously on Love Island Australia…
Old flames were reignited.
There's something that's just been sparked.
I can't help but feel a little bit giddy about it.
[narrator] The twins stole for each other.
The girl I would like to couple up with Hugh is…
Stella.
The boy I'd like Mads to couple up with is Callum.
[narrator] And after the superfans voted…
The person dumped from the villa tonight is…
Phoebe H.
[narrator] …Phoebe H hit the road.
Tonight…
It's the biggest romantic gesture to hit the villa.
I'm tearing up.
-You're making me cry. [laughs] -Same.
[narrator] As Mitchell makes it official.
[screams, laughs]
He's honestly so amazing, and I just cannot imagine my life
without him now.
[cheering]
[narrator] And it's all fun and games.
[Madeline] "Look at you and look at me.
I'm a ten out of ten weapon and you're a five out of ten bombshell
that's come in here for no reason."
[narrator] Until it's not.
That's brutal.
"You know that Truth or Dare game?
Austen was so keen to play and I said, 'I think you should leave,'
but if I didn't say that, he definitely would have played."
[Callum] That Truth or Dare night,
every time it comes up in a conversation, there's drama.
Have your own fucking mind, and don't be influenced by people.
[sighs] It's like-- It's just, like, what's the point?
Again, there's no trust.
-Yeah. -I told you and I expect you to trust me.
I don't care.
How much more can a man take, you know?
"The person with the least votes and dumped from the villa tonight is…
Phoebe H."
It does make me sad that you're not leaving with me.
-What are you gonna do? -Hang out with the boys. [laughs]
[Phoebe H] I did hope that Jordan would leave with me.
Maybe it's not as strong as I thought it was.
[narrator] Miserable mullet moon.
All you girls wanna go for a chat up there?
-[Tina laughs] -Yeah.
[Stella] There's only a few days left of Love Island.
I would have just presumed that Jordan would have gone with her
just to show her that he really does care about her.
Seeing her reaction
and how much she probably wanted you to go,
-how does that make you feel? -Yeah, shit, obviously.
Feeling empty but I think it'll hit me probably tomorrow or tonight even.
[Jess] I got a bullshit detector
and what I'm hearing now from Jordan is… [imitates beeping] …bullshit.
I heard that you thought that I should be leaving with her
and you think that I'm doing the wrong thing by not.
I will admit I was the head of the party of, like,
"Why the fuck is Jordan doing this?" I will admit to that.
But I was only coming from a place where seeing her really upset…
-Yeah. -…I wanted her to kind of stick up
for herself a little bit more.
We just want her to express her feelings to you.
She said to us that if you were going, she would leave with you.
I've said to her I wouldn't want her to.
What I want to do is what I want to do and it's not their place
to tell me that I don't care about Phoebe H.
You have no point to judge how much I care her
on what I've done with her and--
I think it's just 'cause we saw her so upset.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
-So-- Yeah. -Who wouldn't be upset though?
Of course anyone that left would be upset.
If the girl that you like
is walking out those doors without you, I just think, how much did it really mean?
Obviously, it's not nice sitting down here,
her going, like, "The girls think you're doing the wrong thing.
You should be leaving with me."
It's sad to see her like that, but at the end of the day,
if you two are fine, that's all that matters.
-[Jordan] Sweet. Cheers. -Bye.
Okay.
I still back that he should have left with her.
I do understand that he has made connections here though.
What is he gonna do, babe? We're all gonna be in our couples.
[Tina] He's obviously made his bed so he can lie in it
and have his extra few days for whatever it's worth.
-How are you after all that? -I'm good.
-You good? -I'm good, yeah.
It was obviously intense. I was in the first--
Like, the first recoupling, I have no idea what to expect.
Seeing someone go is never a good feeling.
Obviously everyone here is super close. But considering the outcome,
me being coupled up with Stella, I was definitely happy with that.
Honestly, I'm so happy that we're coupled up together.
Like, it makes me so happy and I feel good.
I felt like I just instantly, trusted you in a weird way
-when I met you. -Love that.
I was like, "Oh, yeah, this is someone who I feel safe around."
-You know what I mean? -Yeah.
I feel super comfortable with Stella already,
which doesn't happen for me.
Usually it takes me a while to build up to someone.
So a little bit shocked. [laughs]
Overall for the night,
I'm absolutely stoked to be coupled up with you.
I'm excited to have a little cheeky cuddle in bed tonight.
Yeah, I'm excited too.
It was nice to share a kiss, and I think we'll share a kiss in bed as well.
No.
Callum, do you want this?
-Oh, yeah. Pancake? -What is that?
-Pancake. You can split it. -Is it full? Is it Nutella in there?
-[Mitch] It's good. -Yum.
[Callum] Okay, thanks, bro.
-[Mitch] I've saved a bit for you. -Thanks, bro.
I'm trying to get out of this fucking tree.
-[Madeline laughs] -[Callum] As you were.
What the fuck is--
-No, you have it. -You have it. Have the first bite.
[Mitch] Have a bite, Mads.
Okay. Is it good?
Mmm.
I'm so happy to be coupled up with Mads right now.
I've been waiting this whole time in the villa
for a hot bird to come through with good chat and it's happened.
-What are you looking at? -You.
Are you?
That's what you were looking at.
[narrator sighs] Big night. Phoebe H gone.
Miserable mullet still in. Stella snogging Stubble.
Callum snogging Stubble's sister. And in spite of not recoupling yet,
Tina cradles Mitch.
Exhausted after his audition for Men in Black 12.
How you feeling?
Yeah, good. What a day.
No, I was-- obviously I was nervous and stuff
-from around the firepit. -[Tina] Yeah.
I was pretty nervous when the text comes through
that you're single and stuff.
But then I kind of felt better 'cause you were single, I'm not gonna lie.
It's the superfans who saved us, which is good.
They see that obviously, there's still something that we're working on.
Honestly, it feels very natural with Tina.
Feels like we've both been holding back the last few days,
so now I can focus my energy
and start to move forward with our relationship.
So there's no cuddles tonight
unless you're gonna sleep on the day bed with me?
-Do you want to? -Yeah.
I've already done it one night. I want to. Do you?
-Yeah. -Yeah.
I'm really happy with how things have gone.
I just didn't expect it to be this way.
I feel like-- I don't know why. I feel, like, giddy.
-What? What? -Huh?
[Tina] I can't lean like that. You're gonna have to sit up
if you want a kiss.
[Tina]
Okay, goodbye. I'm done.
Fuck.
I can't believe any of this has turned out the way it has,
but if there's one thing that I have learned,
it's you never know what's gonna happen in this villa.
So I guess you just got to expect the unexpected
and that's definitely what's been happening with Mitch and I.
We're not back together. Like, it's still early days,
but it's hard to slow it down
'cause I think we're going to sleep on the day bed tonight.
-I'm like, I can't-- -Wait, what?
-You're gonna sleep on the day bed? -[Tina] Yes.
-Why? -That's so freaking cute.
-Wait, both of you together? Aw. -Yeah.
It's already-- We've kissed a few times and it's just, like…
Do you feel everything coming back to you?
-Yeah. -My Tina.
[cheering, laughing]
-Oh, my God. -Yes!
What the actual fuck is going on?
-This place is so weird. -[Jess] Right.
This place is magic.
Do you feel a little bit lost?
[Mitch] Night, guys. See you in the morning.
-See you in the morning. -Sleeping on the day bed. Night two.
I think I am starting to form a connection with someone who really likes me.
So that's nice to go to bed with that feeling.
It's a bit more comfortable in here.
Um, finally. It only took five weeks.
Yeah, it's nice.
Brings back memories on the day bed.
-Not about that. [laughs] -[laughs]
Ideally we'd like to be in the bedroom. Nice and cozy in there.
We'll be on the day bed under the stars, but it'll be nice to have some alone time.
[Tina groans, chuckles]
To kind of end up with Mitch feels right and it feels good.
So I'm just gonna lean into it.
You better not take up the whole bed.
I'm excited to share a bed with Callum.
I feel like the bed was lonely last night and it would be nice
to have a bit of a cuddle.
-[Tina laughs] It's just funny. -[Mitch] What's funny?
-Huh? -What's funny?
That I'm lying here with you.
Are we fucking crazy?
Yeah.
Who would have thought, hey?
[Tina]
[narrator] Cover your eyes, Pinky. Parental advisory moon.
[Callum]
That wasn't me.
[laughs]
[Hugh laughs] What's cranking?
Why do you two have the biggest smiles on your face?
-Good? Good night? -Yeah.
-How was last night? -Yeah, it was good.
-Um, Mads, how was your night? -How was yours?
I feel like we didn't really get any sleep last night,
but there was a little bit of snacking, but I feel like we were just--
Like, just chatting all night and laughing.
Like, it was just good.
I was like, "Fucking move. You're taking up the whole bed."
-She's like-- -[Hugh] She's fiery.
Yeah. I love that, though. I think that's fucking mad.
She looks so cute and innocent but I love that bite.
[groans] Yeah, that was really weird for me,
having to listen to Callum and Maddy.
All I could hear was them kissing and laughing and I was just like--
It was the worst thing ever. [laughs]
-Stella. -It was good.
Obviously, I'm really happy to be in a couple with Hugh
-because, like, it's been… -Yeah, bro.
…a rough journey. I feel like Hugh's such a nice guy.
[groans] Talking about bedtime with Hugh in front of Mads
is just one of the most… [groans] …moments ever.
-Snacking? -Yeah.
We did a little bit of that.
It just felt natural, which was really good. I think I liked that.
[Hugh] I was single yesterday.
Now I'm in a couple.
Now you're fucking in love. Your boy's in love.
[both laughing]
-How to fall in love in two days. [laughs] -[laughing]
Okay, Tina.
[Tina] I guess I feel, in hindsight,
it kind of felt like it was gonna go in this direction
where we would give things another go.
-Wait, do you know our codes? -Yeah.
-You know entrée, main meal? -Yeah, okay.
I picked up on it.
I've obviously been to this restaurant before.
-So I know what I like. -Yeah.
What did you get this time?
When you know what you like, you just get a full banquet.
-[Jess] No! -Shut up.
-No way! -[Phoebe] I knew that was gonna happen.
-I knew it. -[laughs]
You've already been to the restaurant so many times.
So, like, you know--
You can't just go back and not get your favorite meal.
You wouldn't go back to your favorite restaurant
-and have a snack. -[Claudia] No.
It does help when you know everything is on the menu.
You know what you like so the restaurant knows how to satisfy.
[laughs]
[narrator] Mitch has a special someone and wants to make it official.
It'll be a beautiful moment, just him and his true love,
Callum.
Austen's also gonna help, and I suppose Phoebe has to be there.
So, as you know, I'm gonna ask Phoebe to be my girlfriend.
[laughs]
It's been a long time coming but I think today's the day
and I need you guys' help.
I've decided to make it official with Phoebe.
Um, I'm going to ask her to be my girlfriend,
purely because I can't really see myself, um, without her.
And putting a label on it, like, sets it in stone.
I'm gonna be writing the speech and cut it into, like, ten notes,
and I just thought a trail down
and then people can stand next to the trail.
And then everyone holds a note, and then once I get to the bottom,
the last note I'll hold and it will be, "Will you be my girlfriend?"
I love love and I love seeing people in love,
so I love being around it.
So I was absolutely over the moon when he came to me and was like,
"Okay, this is the plan today. I want to ask Phoebe to be my girlfriend."
I was like… [cheering]
All I want you to do is just keep Phoebe away from that bedroom.
What if she asks, "Where's Mitch?"
-Just think of something. -Okay.
This is so cute. It's like a proposal.
This is so much fun.
[narrator] Shakespeare, Hemingway, Wordsworth.
All hamsters I'm sad to have lost.
Now, to the love poetry of Mitch.
[pen clicks]
[narrator] Come on, Mitch. Use words.
Ask your brain.
Brain know words.
Okay, brain not know words.
[pen clicks]
[narrator] Guys, I want a coffee.
I'm gonna nip out, this is gonna take a while.
So far I have nothing.
[Callum laughs]
With the notes, it's easy to think about what to say,
but how to put the words on paper and get them sounding nice
is the part I struggle with.
-Hey. -[narrator] Yes, Mitch. One in a row.
Hey, Phoebs.
I mean, I can list for days how much I like Phoebe
and all the things I like about her and all the things I like
about what we've done.
But to put them on actual paper is the difficult part.
How do you spell "patient"? Just spell it out.
-[Austen] P-A-T-I… -[Mitchell] Yeah.
[Austen] I think it's pat-- I think it's just I-N-T.
You gotta be careful because there's "patient"
and there's patient as in patient in hospital.
[Jordan] P-A--
Yeah, well, you can't look this good and be good at spelling.
-Let's be honest. -[Austen] Yeah.
I think we had good intentions with-- When it comes to the notes
and we knew what kind of vibe we were going for.
But, yeah, spelling was a major issue.
[Mitchell] Reciprocal-- Recip-- reciprocated. Reciprocated?
Um…
[Mitchell] I'm cutting up these to make a trail.
[Austen] Love hearts with--
-Will take way too long. -Yeah.
[Callum] Let's put rose petals in.
-[Jordan] That would be the easiest. -Yeah.
[Mitchell] Do you know what shapes petals are?
-Rose petals? Yeah. -[Callum] Rose petals?
-[Mitchell] You know what shape they are? -[Callum] No, I wouldn't have any idea.
Neither do I. I think they're like this.
[Jordan] It's good that we're all three of us doing it
because petals, you don't want all the exact same.
-[Austen] Yeah. -[Jordan] 'Cause every petal is different.
[Austen] Arts and crafts.
Yeah, it's so good to see everyone involved.
I think everyone just wants us to be happy
and, yeah, everyone playing their part, everyone helping made me feel so good.
Phoebe, can I borrow you?
-Me? -[Callum] Yeah, please. Sorry.
-[Phoebe] Are you okay? -[Callum] Yeah.
-[chatter] -[shushing]
I'm so happy for-- I'm, like, jealous. I'm jealous.
I want that feeling.
I know what it feels like to have that moment in the villa.
I'm gonna cry thinking about it. No. [sniffs]
I'm, like, tearing up.
Seven. Six. Yeah.
So all the boys needed to set things up and get everything in place.
So it's my job to grab Phoebe, take her upstairs
and distract her for a couple of minutes.
-Fuck, I don't know where my head's at. -Why?
I don't know if she's-- If I'm just, like, getting carried away.
With what's happening with me and Maddy.
Things are moving smoothly and the boys are like,
"It's too early days and you can't feel like this this soon." And I'm like--
Stand here.
[Claudia] Guys, get in positions.
I'm so glad to be part of this.
My heart could not be any more full right now.
-Nervous. -[Austen whispers] You got this.
[Mitchell] Thanks.
-Good luck, Mitch. -Thanks.
-[Austen] Good luck, Mitch. -Thanks, bro.
Phoebe had no idea, like, what was happening. Like, no idea.
She was fully invested into my conversation which was good.
I might become an actor.
-I'm happy for you. -Yeah.
And just don't-- Honestly, the boys,
I feel like the boys now, they're also just--
They're getting bored, they don't know what to fucking think about.
-Know what I mean? -Yeah.
They're getting caught up in their own heads.
[Phoebe] Yeah. And everyone's just--
'Cause what are we supposed to do on this last week?
Especially when half the couples are so happy, you know what I mean?
I just want you to read this first note for me.
Here.
Guys, what the fuck? [laughs]
[Austen laughs]
Was that all fake?
I thought we just had a D&M.
Guys, what the fuck is this?
"Hey, Phoebs. I've wrote you ten notes to collect from each Islander
and read out loud."
Oh, my God. What is this? [laughs]
What is this?
[laughs]
-Read it out loud, please. -Um.
"I walked into the villa not expecting to find love,
but then I saw you and knew it was game over."
[laughs]
"Before I came into the villa,
I was asked if I believe in love at first sight and I said, 'No.'
Oh, boy, was I wrong."
Oh, my God.
[sniffles]
"I cannot wait for our first proper date
that doesn't involve my questionable cooking skills."
"All of these steps in our journey have led me to this moment right now.
So I just have one more step."
[Mitchell] Come here.
[Phoebe cries, sniffles]
-You're making me cry. [laughs] -Same.
Phoebs, I have one more step.
-Will you be my girlfriend? [laughs] -[screams, laughs]
-Yes? -Yes.
-[Islanders cheering] -[applause]
[Phoebe, Mitchell kissing]
[Phoebe] Oh, my God.
I just can't believe he planned all that. Like, he's so cute.
He's literally perfect.
Even rose petals.
That's so funny because they're, like, different shapes.
You all right?
-You all right? -That was so special.
Don't really have a way with words but--
No, that was beautiful.
I love it.
[Callum] I didn't cry but I had, like,
that feeling of a lump in your throat.
So I had to hug Austen, so--
'Cause he kind of understood where my head was at.
But, yeah, it was a goose bump moment for sure.
-[laughs] As cringe as this might be… -Oh, no--
…the first day I came in here,
I put on this bracelet.
Now, it might not be your thing, you might not love it,
but I'm gonna give it to you because the first time I put it on
was the first time I seen you.
-Really? -Yes, I actually did.
-So, I'm gonna give it to you. -It's mine?
[Mitchell] It's yours.
He's honestly so amazing and I just cannot believe, like--
I don't know.
I honestly can't imagine my life without him now.
Oh, my God. It's so cute.
I really have changed, haven't I?
You've changed so much. I cannot believe it.
-What have I done to you? -I don't know.
-I really don't know. You've changed me. -I love that.
I'm glad I've changed you.
-[Phoebe] Oh, Mitchy. -Close, I'm kissing you.
[narrator] Here on Love Island, we're passionate about animal rights.
So we're thrilled to announce
that Phoebe has just adopted a stray puppy.
A cute little mutt called Mitch.
He was so cute.
I walked out and he had fucking tears in his eyes.
[gasps] Fuck off.
Guys, oh, yeah. This is so--
I feel like my life, like-- A movie.
And he gave me his fucking bracelet.
-Are you shitting? -Oh, my God. That's cute, bro.
-What? -[Jess] Fuck off. That's--
[laughs] I was like, "Wait, what?"
No, bro. That's fucking cute.
So now I have his bracelet on me.
I honestly can't imagine my life without him now.
It's like-- It's just so crazy.
I honestly did not think that I was gonna come in here
and find something so strong, like, with what I have with him
and I'm just, like-- Ah, I'm obsessed.
-That's fucking cute. -I fucking love when they do that.
That's never happened to me. [laughs]
I love that.
I feel like Phoebe has been wanting this for a very long time.
Like, she is so into Mitchell. It is ridiculous.
I literally have a boyfriend.
I said to him, like, "Now you can't kiss girls on the challenge,"
and he's like, "Fuck that." And he's like, "I'd be cheating."
I was like, "Good boy, I've taught you."
I'm gonna piss, guys. Fuck, I'm busting.
[narrator] Speaking of a great relief,
Mitch and the boys are also feeling lighter.
-[Callum] Well, that's a big morning. -Big morning, yeah.
It was honestly executed perfectly.
Thank you, everyone, for doing that.
Callum, how was you and Mads last night?
-[Callum] Last night it was-- -Did you get much sleep?
Nah, I didn't get much sleep at all. That's why the glasses are on today.
-To cover the bags. -Cover the eye bags.
The eye bags are out of this world. Um, but yeah, how are you feeling?
Yeah, I'm pretty good. Genuinely, just can't stop thinking about her.
-Right now, I'm talking to you boys-- -You're thinking about her.
-But in the back of my mind-- -Yeah.
I always look up and just like to see her.
I like it when she's in the same room as me.
Even if we're not doing anything, I love her--
-Having her presence. Yeah. -Her presence.
-It just makes me so happy. -Yeah, bro.
I've never felt like this before. Ever.
I did not come in here thinking that I would find love.
-Yeah, no. -[Austen] But--
-Genuinely, I can look-- -Do you think you're gonna tell her
-that you are or what? -I don't know.
I kind of admitted to the boys that I was in love with Claudia.
Um, even now I've got goose bumps now. Like, I've got genuine butterflies.
Bro, what if I fucking say it and she's like,
-"Oh, yeah." -She's gonna say it back, bro.
-She's gonna say it back. -How do you know?
If she doesn't, I'll kick off.
[narrator] Reality TV fame can be overwhelming,
so when contestants leave this show,
we give them a full briefing on how not to let it go to their heads.
Apparently Married At First Sight does not.
[Jess]
-[cell phone chimes] -[gasps]
I got a text!
[Islanders cheering, shouting]
"Season's greeting, Islanders.
In today's challenge, you will discover
who is on the nice list and who is on the naughty list.
Did you have Santa claws out in the villa?
We will find out today.
#HaveTheFinalSlay, #HoHoHos."
[cheering]
I love you all, but fuck me, I've talked shit about all of you.
[Mitch] The Santa claws are out in the villa.
This challenge is gonna be super spicy,
and we're gonna find out what we've been saying about each other.
[narrator] Seasons grievings, suckers.
The only present Santa's horny little helpers
are getting in their stockings this Christmas
will be a lump of coal hard truth.
[Islanders cheering]
[narrator] Our naughty little elves pick a Christmas present
containing some choice words
another Islander said about them,
and, if they can, read them out.
"He'd be unreal to fuck but bad to date."
[Islanders clamoring]
[narrator] After being shocked and appalled at what was said about them,
the Islanders must throw a festive beverage
in the face of the Islander they think the quote belongs to.
[Islanders clamoring]
[Jess] Shut up.
[narrator] Then they'll check their Christmas stocking
to find out who was talking behind their back.
Let's find out.
Phoebe!
-[Islanders clamoring] -I knew it! I knew it was you.
But Phoebe thinking that… [groans] …I don't know.
I-I'm not having it.
[narrator] Ho-ho-hold onto your hats.
[Islanders] Ooh.
What have we got?
"I think he thinks he owns the villa,
and he needs to be brought down a peg or two.
-He's very immature." -[Islanders clamoring]
I feel like you all could have said that to me.
[Al] Ah, it's a big one.
Everyone's going for the big ones.
Yeah, I think…
[Islanders] Ooh!
-Oh, my God, he barely even spilled. -Fucking hell.
-Jessica. -[Islanders clamoring, laughing]
I knew I-- That's fucking me, for sure.
I put the "I" in "immature" and I'm proud to say it.
Who wants to be grown up? I've got my whole life to grow up.
I'm not gonna start growing up in the villa. That's just boring.
[laughs] "Stella I feel is a dirty, dirty girl.
She would have wild sex. Wild."
[Phoebe] Yes!
"Stella is a dirty, dirty girl." Ah!
I had to read that out. Oh, my God.
[Mitchell] It's Callum.
It's gotta-- 'Cause Callum would say "wild" at the end of a sentence.
-[laughs] -Sorry, Jess, I think this is you.
Oh. Phoebe!
Yeah, I do have a girl crush on Stella. So, maybe I was just hoping
one day we would have wild sex together. I don't know.
[Mitchell] "He does have such a flat bum, bless him."
[all laughing]
Won't be any of the boys, 'cause they wouldn't say "bless him."
Be one of the girls.
You wouldn't say "bless him."
It's gotta be.
[Islanders clamoring]
-[kisses] -[Islanders] Aw.
Phoebe's just become my girlfriend and now I'm swirling her with a drink.
Maybe not the best start to our relationship.
Guess you would say "bless him," Claudia.
It doesn't wiggle.
See?
Doesn't. Nothing.
"Jess is delusional if she thinks she's going to make Al a smitten kitten,
it ain't happening.
He's a fuckboy, he's worse than me."
[Islanders shouting, laughing]
Ah! Who said that? Who's ratted me out?
I actually don't know who would say that.
"He's a fuckboy, he's worse than me."
Who here is a fuckboy? It's all of you.
It takes a big fuckboy to know a little fuckboy.
-[Jess] Sorry, Mitch. -It's all right.
I'm keen to find out who said this.
-[Mitchell] Callum! -Callum!
[all cheering]
As if you didn't guess that, Jess. As if!
At the end of the day, it is Callum. You don't take him seriously.
[Madeline] "Look at you and look at me.
I'm a ten out of ten weapon
and you're a five out of ten bombshell that's come in here for no reason.
You've got no main character energy."
[gasps]
That's brutal. [laughs]
I know Maddy's "off it" face,
and it was definitely showing as soon as she read that card.
[Callum] Yeah.
[Islanders shouting]
-[Jordan] That deserves two. -[Al] That deserves two.
[Madeline] There's a few people looking pretty guilty.
I am so fucked. [laughs]
[Islanders laughing and clamoring]
[Madeline] I did give Jess a double drink.
I feel like that was definitely one of the most savage comments of the day.
[Islanders] Ah!
-[Callum] Jessica. -[Jess] Sorry.
Look, I probably said the five out of ten out of anger, I didn't mean it.
She's obviously good-looking, but I'm a ten.
-That was fucking brutal. -That's brutal, hey?
Fuck, I got exposed.
She's just jealous, isn't she? Of course she's jealous.
-That was peak when she was kicking off. -Yeah.
-That was peak when she-- -Five out of ten bombshell.
-She's just so jealous. -Look, I was just trying to be funny.
You thought it would be funny?
Oh, my, I'm scared.
-We'll talk later. -Plenty of friends after this.
I'm scared.
This villa is gonna be juicy tonight. [laughs]
[narrator] We're halfway down the naughty list,
a fun festive game of "Who said the nasty thing about me?"
And the Christmas challenge is always guaranteed to slay.
[sighs]
-[groans] -[Islanders laugh]
[Mitch] "He's got a better body than head."
[Islanders laughing]
[Mitch] When you're 6'3"
and absolutely pure massive and built of stone, haters are gonna hate.
"He's got a better body than head."
[Islanders laugh]
-What are you do-- -[Mitch] Sorry.
[Islanders shouting]
I thought it was Phoebe, she's very blunt, very straight to the point.
So I thought she might have said something like that.
Jordan.
[Islanders] Jordan!
That's because both yours are average!
Jordan just sounds jealous, to be fair.
I mean, who wouldn't with fucking titties like this? [laughs]
[cheering]
[Tina] Have you guys been naughty or nice?
[Al] We're about to find out.
[Tina] "If she's going to be in a real relationship with him again,
then fucking get to it, then go."
Oh!
[Callum] It's gotta be a girl, innit?
So sorry, Mads.
-[Islanders shout] -Stella!
[Callum] No!
Dark horse.
To be fair, I'm pretty sure
that's the same thing I've been saying to myself in the mirror
over the past couple of days.
So, she's not wrong.
-Naughty list. -[Tina] Naughty girl.
-I only said that yesterday. -Naughty girl.
[Tina] What?
Fuck. [laughs]
Okay.
"I like Claudia, but you think I tell her 100% of what we talk about?
Fuck no. No, you tell her 75% of the rundown.
Little bits and pieces."
[Stella gasps]
-[Mitchell] That's brutal. -That is really bad.
I'm just thinking, "Don't get angry, don't get angry, don't get angry."
-Jess, if it was you… -[Jess] Bro, that was not me.
-You know me. -[Al] We'll find out soon.
[Claudia] I don't know who this is.
Phoebe, I have to say it's you.
-Wait, why is everyone hitting-- -[Claudia] I'm so sorry.
[Madeline] No way.
[Phoebe] Freaking drowned today.
I honestly went for a swim in a cocktail
and I never thought I'd turn blue, but here I am. I'm a Smurf.
-Austen. -[Islanders clamor]
-I knew it was you. -[Callum] I seriously don't remember that.
Fucking hell. Austen, like… Mmm!
-I told you. I said it to both of you. -I don't remember.
I knew it would-- That sounds like something Austen would say.
See, I was so furious.
Like, he wants me to communicate with him,
but then he doesn't want to communicate with me 100%.
It wasn't a couple of days ago. It was a couple weeks ago, wasn't it?
Do not look at me, I'm not kidding.
I feel like Claudia had a bit of a fire in her belly from some of the comments
and Austen does seem to be a little bit in the doghouse.
-Let's go, Austen. -Shit.
How can you say something bad about Austen?
We'll find out.
-It's a-- -Jeez!
-[Mitch] Massive! -[Tina] That's huge.
"Do you know that Truth or Dare game, bro?
Austen was so keen to play and I said, 'Bro, I think you should leave,'
and he said, 'Why?'
And I said, 'Because I think it would get heated,' and then he left.
But if I didn't say that, he definitely would have played."
-[Islanders gasp] -[Phoebe] No way.
That Truth or Dare night just keeps on coming up in conversations, in challenges.
It's just nonstop.
And every time it comes up in a conversation, there's drama.
I mean, am I gonna bother wasting fucking time?
[laughing]
[Claudia] When I heard that, I just saw red,
because saying that Austen wanted to stay for the Truth or Dare
and saying, you know, he definitely wanted to stay,
when I've heard something completely different from Austen,
is just like a bit of a stab in the back.
It was Mitchell!
I'm sorry.
I just didn't even want Austen to look at me or touch me
because I was just so angry in that moment.
-What the hell? What's your problem? -Keep it there until the end of the game.
I'm honest-- I was so pissed off.
I left out of my own will. I wanted to leave.
Pretty sure you didn't. Pretty sure the quote said otherwise.
Has this boy been lying to me this whole time?
[narrator] As they say, sticks and stones may break my bones,
but names will never not be caught on camera
and used against me in a challenge.
-You've got some explaining to do, Miss. -[Jess] Fuck.
I really mucked up.
How was Jess's about Maddy, about how she's a five out of ten and how she--
Bro, that was ruthless.
-That was the harshest one. -Yeah, I reckon it was.
I feel bad for Mads.
Jess.
-[Tina] Maybe Jess first. -The elephant in the room.
[all laugh]
So, what did you mean by "no main character energy"?
I definitely said it when I was on a rampage.
[Madeline] Yeah.
I don't think you're a five out of ten, it's just my banter.
And I don't think I'm a ten out of ten. That's just my humor.
-You know you're a ten out of ten weapon. -You know you're a ten out of ten.
[Claudia] Ten out of ten weapon.
That part was true.
I talk out of my arse. I'm like the female version of Callum.
-Okay. We'll let it go. -[Jess] But I don't mean it.
-Yeah, okay, sorry. -[Madeline] We'll let it go. Truce?
I fucking hate being called out.
I'm happy to squash it for now, but if anything else does come up,
I feel like it may potentially change my opinion of Jess.
-[Jess] Yeah. -All good, babe.
-Oh, that's good. -Let's move past it.
[Madeline] It's in the past.
Claudia, how are you feeling?
Uh, yeah, I'm going to kick on, I can tell you right now--
-Because what the fuck? -[Tina] What happened?
A lot just happened.
He told me when there was Truth or Dare, he put himself out of that situation
when Mitch was the one who told him to go.
So he was keen for it.
So he would have been part of that little Truth or Dare thing
if Mitch didn't tell him.
I really hope he has a good story,
because, yeah, my mind is going crazy right now.
[Mitchell] So, wait, I need to get the story straight.
Yeah. Claudia's gonna ask, "Did you remove yourself from the situation
or did he say that?"
All I'm going to say is, this is the truth.
I told you and you would assume, "It can't get that bad,"
and you've seen how bad it was and then you left.
Well, like I said, I said I was trying to find a way to leave,
but I didn't want to be awkward and ruin it for both of you.
I am super worried that I'm about to get in trouble for something
that I didn't even do.
-I wanna go there… -I think Mitchell said that to Callum.
…and throw him in the pool.
Wait, which one?
Austen. Because he's trying to play this, you know…
-[Phoebe] Nice. -"…cute" little nice boy.
"No, I ran away. I'm not getting myself involved."
When it was Mitchell who told him to leave.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
[Tina] I feel like Austen's a sweetie,
and it sounds like with Claudia he's been nothing but good.
Claudia was questioning whether he's just pretending to be this nice, soft guy.
And I'm like, "No, I think he's showing you who he is.
Believe him, Claudia."
But you know what, he might have also been already--
That's a statement, not based on what he actually did.
Just because one person perceived that their comment made him go
doesn't mean that's actually why he chose to.
But then Mitchell said he definitely would have played.
Yeah, but that's what Mitchell's perspective is.
-[Stella] That's his opinion. -That's what Mitch thinks about it.
-Yeah, I'll-- -So who do you trust more?
You've got to put Austen's opinion and Mitchell's opinion.
Okay, well, Mitch's opinion and Austen's opinion.
-That's bad. -No. Because what the hell?
She's not trusting Austen for his word
and she's gonna let the comments from the challenge get in the way.
But why are you trusting comments made by other people in the villa?
You should be focusing on the trust that you have with your partner
and putting that first.
That means you don't trust Austen.
I just want to know why Mitchell said twice in the quote,
he definitely would have stayed.
He didn't, so he can't have "definitely would have" because he didn't.
-Exactly. I don't think he did that. -I would talk to Mitchell about this.
[Jess] Yeah. Okay.
I'm trying to figure out if Claudia is looking for a fight.
Because why are we still talking about this Truth or Dare game
that Austen didn't even take part in?
I feel like there are bigger fish to fry and that is not one of them.
It's just hard to trust these boys when shit's happening like this.
I want to know the context
and I want to know the stories of what the hell is going on.
[narrator] Thanks to Mitch the Snitch double-crossing Austen,
Santa Claudia is making another mountain out of a molehill.
Time to ask Mitch himself.
Hims Elf. [laughs, snorts]
I wanted to get the story from Mitchell first,
because I wanted to see if his story would be different to Austen's.
Plus, it's from the horse's mouth. Mitchell was the one who said the quote.
I just want to know what the whole gist was.
So you two were with Callum, with Phoebe and Vak.
Then Austen comes over here--
Austen comes over and I was like, "We're playing Truth or Dare."
I said to him,
"I don't think you wanna be here, this is gonna get steamy."
Then he was really awkwarded out, he didn't want to get up and leave.
And then as soon as he's seen the first dare,
he's seen what happened, it was a three-way kiss.
He got up and walked away.
By the time Callum had stopped kissing, Austen wasn't there anymore.
I don't understand though.
Then why did you say to Callum that he wanted to stay here?
I don't know why I said that, because he didn't want to stay.
-Ah. -I think when I said that comment,
I was just angry because he was kind of saying,
"You guys were up there playing Truth or Dare and I removed myself."
He was trying to say you but then you're like, "No, actually, you were there."
Yeah, you were there.
And I think maybe just out of a bit of anger, I said that he wanted to stay,
but he gave no indication that he wanted to hang around.
-Okay. -I'm telling you the whole-hearted truth.
-Okay, well, that's not that bad. -Yeah.
After speaking with Mitch,
Austen seems to be in the clear about the Truth or Dare.
Obviously he should have told me more details,
but I think they were minute details.
So, what did he say down there?
He said he thinks he's in the shit with you.
Oh. Is that all he said?
Yeah. Yeah, I think you gotta talk to him.
I'm not pulling him for a chat.
We'll just see how long it takes him to--
-You all right, though? -Yeah, I'm fine.
Okay, sweet.
[narrator] Well, glad that's all blown over.
Did I say blown over? I meant blowing up.
Thanks, Phoebe.
-She was kicking off about the… -Truth or Dare.
…Truth or Dare. She was like, "He's just fucking lied." And we're like--
I don't understand how I lied.
We were like, "Claudia, at the end of the day, Austen did not stay."
And then she was like, "Why the fuck would Mitch say that twice he would leave?"
And Tina goes to her, "Do you trust Mitch or do you trust Austen?
Why are you going to Mitch first?"
And she goes, "This is where I trust Austen, this is where I trust Mitch."
-Oh, my God. -[Phoebe] And then that's when she was--
Tina was like, "There's an obvious issue in your relationship
-because why are you not trusting Austen?" -[Callum] Yeah.
Why are you trusting Austen's best friend? Why aren't you trusting Austen?
I want to fucking cry again.
No, no, no.
Mitch was the one that stayed and played the game
and apparently he's more trustworthy than me.
Wait, I probably shouldn't have said all that, but anyway.
-That is shit, though. -[Austen] That's fucking shit.
[Callum] She shouldn't say she trusts Mitch more.
She trusts Mitch there and Austen there. Austen's done nothing to break her trust.
I know, but wait, you cannot bring that up--
No, I am. I don't give a fuck, bro.
What about me? I just fucking ran and told you.
Yeah, but-- Fucking someone's there for me.
But Phoebe is doing the right thing by telling you stuff.
-Don't bite the hand that feeds you. -[Phoebe] Don't blow it.
'Cause she'll never tell me anything.
-[Callum] Yeah. -I'm helping you.
[Austen] I'm very tired of this.
I'm very tired of the arguing and the drama and, you know…
It's like, it's in the villa, can you imagine the real world?
Far out.
-I don't care. -She's running rings around you, bro.
[Austen]
[Callum] I'm serious, bro.
She can't say that shit. Go and sort it out. Go and pull her.
It's your missus.
You're 6'4", you're built like a Greek fucking god,
and you've got a tan like an abandoned dirt road.
Get up there and fucking stamp your authority on your relationship.
-[Phoebe] But I don't-- -Say it as it is.
[Phoebe laughs]
-All right. -[Callum] Goodbye.
[Austen] See ya.
What, do you want ice?
[Austen] Do you wanna talk or…
[Claudia] If you want to.
Okay, let's go.
I think it's very important to hold my ground
because I know what I did is not wrong.
How come you pulled Mitch first and not me?
What?
[Austen] I said, how come you pulled Mitch first and not me? If it was me?
[Claudia] 'Cause I just wanted to confirm what he said.
Why didn't you pull me first?
-Because I wanted to confirm what he said. -[Austen] What did he say?
Okay. So…
-I guess my biggest points… -Mm-hmm.
The fact that Mitchell said to you it's gonna get steamy
and you were like, "Okay."
Yeah. And from that point onwards, as soon as he said that,
I was like, "I need to get the fuck out of here."
I don't understand what's the big issue, because I left.
I could have just stayed.
So, I don't understand what the issue is.
Again, there's no trust.
-Yeah-- -I told you and I expect you to trust me.
He was angry at me before I was even angry at him, for some reason.
I just expect you not to jump to conclusions.
That's fine. I do trust you, that's fine,
-But I've still got doubts in my head. -Mm-hmm.
When I hear that, that brings them all up again.
What, do you think I'm gonna be like, "Nope, Austen told me this. That's it."
I wasn't…
Yeah.
Go on, say what you wanna say.
-No, I'm not allowed to. -Why not?
-I was told not to. -By who?
By people.
What the fuck does that even mean, Austen?
I'm not allowed to say.
-What does that mean? -Well, okay.
All I was told
is that down there, a couple of girls that came up to me
and said, "You have to really talk to Claudia
because she did say that my trust is down here and Mitch's trust is up here."
-Mmm. -Yeah.
Mitch was up here because he's the one who said it, and you're down here.
I'm going to see what Mitchell says and then I'm gonna talk to you.
And I'm really sick and fucking tired
of Phoebe telling everything that I've said to you boys.
-She was doing it to help me. -I don't care.
Now I'm confused as to whose side Phoebe's on
because now she's being my friend, but she was Austen's friend.
Don't talk to Phoebe. I don't want to start anything with Phoebe.
-Phoebe's done nothing. -Don't talk to Phoebe.
No. I know she means well by me.
Yes, she means well by you.
Okay, I'm done with this conversation.
I won't talk to Phoebe, it's fine.
We haven't solved this. So why are you leaving?
[Claudia] Because there's nothing-- What do you want to talk about?
Why are you angry now?
Maybe we should just not talk for a little bit and then come back to it.
[narrator] There's a parallel world in which, after discovering Mitch lied,
Claudia apologized to Austen.
Then there's this world, where Phoebe's in the doghouse,
Austen's facedown in elf hot pants
and Claudia's saltier than a sardine sailor.
I'm so sick and fucking tired
of Phoebe telling everything that I've said to the boys.
-I'm sick and tired of it. -[Jess] What happened?
You know I said that thing about Austen being here, Mitchell being here?
-[Jess] What-- Oh, yeah. -The trust thing.
I'm like, bro, that's completely taken out of context. You can't--
Now he won't let me go up to Phoebe.
[Al]
-[Claudia] No, 'cause what the fuck, bro? -[laughs]
[Claudia] I'm fucking over it.
-[Jess] Al, you must say nothing. -[Claudia] What the fuck is going on?
-[Al] -[all laugh]
Shut up.
So now he won't let me go talk to Phoebe
because Phoebe's got "his best interests" but she doesn't have my best interests.
Everything I say, she just tells the boys and it's just annoying.
Remember I told you about Phoebe.
-[Claudia] What did you say? -I warned you.
What did you say?
I said she was one of the biggest gossipers here.
But I know she is and I've caught her out multiple times doing it.
-She says she won't do it again. -It's twisted lies.
-[Claudia] And she does it again. -[Jess] Yeah.
Phoebe takes the cake for this one. She's the naughtiest person in the villa.
Probably the biggest gossiper. Gossip queen number one.
-Are you angry at me? -Why would I be angry at you?
'Cause you think I'm the drama. You don't want a dramatic girlfriend.
You're not a dramatic girlfriend, you just say it how it is.
If Claudia says something in a chat,
maybe you just need to hear something and say, "I'm not going to pass this on."
It's not like the girls have been like, "Don't tell anyone I'm saying this,"
and so I don't really think anything of it.
I can keep a secret, but it's other random information I guess I just…
Obviously--
Maybe someone needs to really pinpoint what is a secret and what is not a secret.
Now he's gonna be all upset.
[Jess] So, you're gonna have a second chat with him?
[Claudia] Yeah.
-Okay, I need to talk to him. -[Jess] Okay, go.
[Claudia] Can we talk?
[Austen] Mm-hmm.
[Claudia] Now I feel like I'm frustrated with him because of her and--
[sighs] I just--
Phoebe has done my head in. She's actually done my head in.
I'm really confused about you, Austen.
I just-- Yeah.
I went into that knowing or thinking that you were gonna be angry at me.
But--
And from what Phoebe was telling me as well--
-I don't care what she was saying-- -But that's how I was going into it.
Have your own fucking mind and think about what you want to think about.
Don't be influenced by people.
You're the one that's influenced by other people but I can't--
That's completely different.
Phoebe is only coming to me.
She's only coming to me from what she's heard.
That's the only reason why she came, she cares for me.
In all these arguments, it's basically you, Mitchell, Phoebe and Callum
and then Claudia,
when it should be you and I.
-Yeah, Phoebe's like-- -[imitates snake hissing] You.
[Phoebe]
-You're a proper snake, hey? -[Phoebe] I'm a proper snake.
-You're a proper snake. -You are the worst.
-[Phoebe] I'm the worst. -I'm glad everyone else sees it now.
-Guys-- -[laughs]
I didn't even mean to start so much drama.
Obviously, I don't do it maliciously and I'm not trying to start fights--
Unless you see them doing really well and you want to be the best couple in here,
so you want to bring them down and sabotage them so you're the best couple.
[Mitch] That's what I would have done to win.
So, who started this shit?
-Me. -Ah, the old head snake.
You literally were just blaming me
for something that I didn't even know what I did.
That's why you annoy me.
But you didn't even let me get angry at you before you went off.
What do you mean? You were angry at me.
We sat down--
No, because in the freaking challenge you wouldn't let me touch you.
You're like, "Don't touch me. Don't look at me." Okay.
'Cause I had no explanation.
Yeah, well, it's something so minute. It's a little detail.
And if I've told you that I removed myself from a situation,
no matter what Mitch said, what anyone said,
you didn't trust what I told you.
She hears one quote about me…
Bang, I've done something wrong.
"Don't touch me, don't do anything to me, don't do this."
I'm just like, "Oh, my God."
How much more have I gotta prove myself?
I did everything right, but somehow there still was a problem.
But I didn't know that when I was sitting down there.
Yep.
Do you understand that? Or you're just saying yes to please me?
No, I understand that.
[sighs] It's like it's just-- What's the point?
I've given her enough reassurance for her to be able to trust me.
So I really don't know.
Like…
Yeah.
If you're gonna get your back up at something I've said
to the girls in "confidence,"
don't get your guard up before you actually talk to me.
Don't say I was getting angry about that when I didn't even talk to you
'cause you were doing the exact same thing.
Mm-hmm.
I need a bit more of an answer than "mm-hmm."
-Yep. -Oh, my God.
Do you want to be having this chat right now?
I want it to be over and done with.
I fucking can't stand arguing with you all the time.
Arguing all the time?
I just can't stand arguing in general.
[sighs]
Yeah.
Yeah. It hurts.
How much more can a man take, you know?