[narrator] Previously on Love Island Australia…
Two new bombs.
They're both proper sexy. They've both got banging bodies.
Now it's Love Island that we're on.
[narrator] An explosion of drama.
The door is, like, open.
-Good to know. -[mouthing words] Fuck you.
If you want to share a bed with me tonight, just say so.
Whatever happens, happens. You know?
We were watching every single little thing you boys said on your date.
My heart sunk to my ass.
[narrator] And a betrayal…
[giggles]
[narrator] …no one saw coming.
-[crying] I'm gonna vomit. -It's okay.
-[Phoebe crying] -[Stella] It's okay. It's okay.
[narrator] Tonight…
-That was such a dick move. -[Mitchell] Yeah.
And I literally would never tolerate a guy treating me like that.
-Yeah. -[narrator] Grab your popcorn.
I just don't understand what went through your head.
-I don't know. -You're 24 and 25, right?
Like literally Dumb and Dumber.
[narrator] Because the drama…
Don't go near my man.
[narrator] …has only just begun.
I just feel so unsure about where I stand.
You were always my number one.
I'm not going to close myself off just to Stella.
-I am gonna get to know you. -I honestly do not want to look at them.
-[Stella] I can't tolerate that behavior. -I can't look at them.
-You are hurting so many people. -[Jess] Yeah.
And what, just to look like a fucking idiot?
What we're gonna do is play Monopoly, okay?
But we don't have the board or the money, so we're just gonna play
-Truth or Dare instead. -It's gonna get raunchy.
Dare. [laughs]
-Do a three-way kiss. -[Islanders laugh]
[kissing]
I dare you, Phoebe, undo every button on his shirt.
I want you lick him from up here
-and peck him on the cheek. -No, kiss him.
-[Phoebe H] Am I undoing his pants? -[Callum] Yes. Pants too.
-[giggles] -Oh, fuck. [laughs]
[Phoebe] What the fuck?
[laughing]
-[crying] I'm gonna vomit. -It's okay.
[Phoebe breathing heavily]
[crying]
[narrator] Trouble in paradise moon.
-[Mitchell] Do I need to go do something? -[Vakoo] No.
-That was the worst timing. -I hope that loosens you up a bit, girls.
I thought he was pretty solid with Phoebe,
but I don't know. He seemed pretty open to Truth or Dare,
and, you know, having his torso licked. [laughs]
[Phoebe sobbing]
[Stella] It's okay. It's okay.
-It's all right. -Deep breaths, let it all out.
Deep breaths, let it out. Let it out.
-Let it out. -[Stella] It's okay.
It's all right.
How can he just stand there and just start pissing himself laughing,
look at me and go, "Oh, fuck, sorry."
[Jordan] What?
[sobs] Playing this stupid truth or fucking dare shit.
They're all fucking making out, and then she's like, "Let's walk over there,"
and fucking Phoebe's unbuckling,
uh, Mitch's pants and pulling them down.
-Wait, what? -[Phoebe sobs]
It's close to cheating. He had his shirt off,
his pants were off, and she was about to lick him head to toe.
Can you imagine if the roles had been reversed?
Mitchell would feel fucking horrible.
[Phoebe sobs]
I can't deal with this shit.
If you're gonna say all that shit to me,
you cannot go up there and be like that with a fucking another girl
that I literally already just said to you that I feel threatened by.
-Why did this happen? I just-- [cries] -[Claudia] No. No.
-Okay, you need to have a chat to Mitch. -[Austen] Yeah.
To find out--
He's sitting up there still fucking laughing.
[crying] Like, is he taking the piss?
Does he seriously think this is just some fun joke?
I honestly thought that Mitch was like a freaking top bloke,
but, like, the respect on Phoebe, that's all I'm thinking about,
that you're showing how much you care about Phoebe.
I-It's obviously not a lot.
[sighs] Fucking hell.
[Callum]
I don't know, bro.
I don't get it. Out of every spot in that villa,
we picked a little corner, and we're just doing it quietly,
and the next minute, Phoebe comes around the corner,
halfway through a dare.
Oh, my God, what are the chances?
[narrator] High. They're pretty high.
-Wanna just chill until she comes to us? -Yeah, bro.
-Maybe let's go in there, down there? -[whispers] Fuck.
-[inhales deeply] -Fuck, bro.
Fuck. She's not happy, bro. She's not happy.
-[Callum] Is that her crying? -[Mitchell] Yeah.
-Tepee, bro. Tepee. Tepee. Tepee. -[Callum laughs]
[Mitchell] Tepee.
[narrator] No, "Phoebe."
-"Phoebe." -[Callum and Mitchell laugh]
[Callum]
[laughing] She was undo--
[blows raspberry] Fuck.
I think Phoebe thinks I might be a bad influence on him,
but I'm just bringing the best out of Mitchy boy. He's here to have fun.
He's not here to make babies, you know what I mean?
Do I not just look so fucking dumb?
-[Stella] No, you don't. -[Claudia] You don't look dumb at all.
-[Jordan] You've done nothing. -[Austen] You've done nothing wrong.
[Stella] And especially after today.
[Jordan] You can't control someone's actions.
[Stella] He owes you a big fucking apology,
and he should never do that shit again, especially if he likes you.
And I think everyone here can agree on that.
[Austen] Yeah, for sure.
Doing something like that is no good.
Right now, she needs reassurance, and he's not giving that to her.
Like, she's crying, and it's almost like he couldn't care less.
So, do I go up to him and say, "Come here before I fucking stab you to death?"
[Austen] I would love to see that. [chuckles]
Where the fuck do I pull him? What do I say?
[Jordan] Say, "Do you want to come and have a fucking chat
on what I just walked in on or what?"
Yeah. "Or do you want to sit there like a fucking little prick?"
I love Mitchell and I love Callum, but like that was absolutely--
I'm sorry for the language-- fucking stupid.
It's very fuckboy-y. Like, you can't be doing that. You cannot.
-[laughing] Do you want me to teach you? -[giggling] What's happening, bro?
Not good?
-[Austen] Naughty, naughty, naughty. -[Mitchell] What's happened?
[Austen] You're fucked, bro. Honestly, proper.
She cried. She-- She cried.
Fuck. Do I say something? What do I do?
-[Austen] Don't worry. She's coming. -Oh, my God. [chuckles]
[Mitchell sighs]
-[Stella] Come on. He's on the tepee. -[Maddy] You got it.
[Stella] Come on. Quick, before he tells her.
-Whoops -[Maddy] We're like a squad.
-[Phoebe] Uh-huh. -[Stella] Yeah.
I don't even know what was going through his head for him to think
that he wouldn't come check on me,
when I had five other people run after me and make sure I was okay,
and he wasn't one of them.
I thought that was so weak of him.
[Mitchell chuckles]
You gonna keep laughing? Or are you gonna come and talk to me?
Or are you just gonna be a fucking prick?
[grunts] Come here and talk to me. Or do you want me to come somewhere else?
[inhales deeply, grunts]
Um, yeah, so we were just up there talking,
and we decided to play Truth or Dare. And my dare was for her to undo my pants.
And my shirt.
And it got heated, and that's just what happened.
Is that seriously what you're saying to me?
-[Mitchell] Yeah. -And that's just what happened?
That makes me feel like a fucking mug.
And me walking up there and seeing her unbuckling your pants,
and then you sit there and piss yourself laughing, made me feel fucking sick.
Yeah.
And if you came up and saw a guy
unbuttoning my dress and licking down my stomach,
-what would you do? -I'd be spewing.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
You put so much effort and trust into a guy,
and then it is so easy for him to just throw it all away,
because they don't fucking think, and it really pisses me off
that every single guy is the exact same.
So I think you're a fucking prick.
-Yeah. -That was such a fucking dick move.
-Yeah. -And I literally would never tolerate
-a guy treating me like that. -Yeah.
Yeah, I-I-I know.
I fucked up. It's really out of character for me at the moment
because I am so into you.
I honestly-- I don't know why.
I just thought I'd have a bit of fun, and that's no excuse.
And it doesn't mean anything, but there's no excuse for why I did that.
He keeps saying that he has this, like, fuckboy side of him,
and that's just who he is,
and I'm like, "If you can't change being a fuckboy,
then what am I doing with you?"
You literally sat there for ten minutes reassuring me, and then you go up there,
-and do something like that. -Yeah, I know.
Yeah, and I honestly do not trust you at all.
-One bit. -Yeah.
Mitch has just proved to me that he is not who I thought he was.
I'm not even gonna say sorry.
[narrator] Wrong.
'Cause you-- I know you don't want to hear that.
She does!
-I don't think you're sorry either. -I am.
Did he really think that he could play that game and keep it a secret,
and go to sleep next to me at night and probably kiss me
and do all the things,
and just act like none of it happened.
I think that's what he would have done, if I didn't walk in on it.
[sighs]
It's gonna be all right.
[narrator] It's been an explosive evening in the villa.
Mainly because Layla had reheated prawns for dinner.
It was a bad experience, but now it's over.
She's ready for something much worse.
No, I want to know how Layla's gonna react.
[Layla] Hi.
Yeah.
Oh, my God, Layla has no idea.
I have to say all of this, 'cause it's gonna be fucked.
-Just sit down. -[Layla] Wait, what the fuck?
-[Mitchell] Fuck me. -[Jordan] Oh, shit.
She has no idea.
Oh, my God, she has no idea.
[Tak] Phoebe will tell her.
The two new girls? Mitch, Callum and the two new girls…
Yeah?
…and they start to play Truth or Dare.
Fuck off. Seriously?
-[sighs] Really? -You've missed all of this.
[Layla] I was in the bathroom.
Um, Callum has his three-way kiss with the two new girls.
-Ew. -Me and Claudia are spying.
-[Layla] Yeah. -[Claudia chuckles]
Then Callum dares the new girls to take off Mitch's pants,
-and to lick up-- -[Layla] Yeah.
And Mitch accepts this?
So, I walk over there and stand there,
and they all just start pissing themselves laughing.
-And Callum, like, initiated all of this. -[Layla groans]
You're literally asking for it if you're gonna play Truth or Dare,
especially in a place like this villa with the newest bombshells.
Like literally Dumb and Dumber.
So, I'm gonna give you the rundown from start to finish, okay?
When I first saw you, I was a bit attracted to you
-and I wanted to give you the time of day. -[Vakoo] Mm-hmm.
[Vakoo] Mm-hmm.
I didn't think it was gonna get that naughty that quick.
And I don't know how I'm gonna fucking tell Layla,
that one minute, I'm telling her like,
"I'm happy to progress and keep doing what we're doing,"
and the next minute I'm up there--
But you said you're happy to progress,
but also you're open to getting to know us.
So, I have stuck to my words, but I don't think getting to know you
is kissing you and playing dare.
So do you just want to be with Layla,
-and not get to know-- -[Callum] No, I don't.
I don't. I want to get to know-- I want to get to know you,
but at the same time, I don't want to be disrespectful to Layla,
because I genuinely have Layla's best interests at heart.
I feel like I can still love Layla or like Layla a lot,
but still tune other birds. I'm not married to Layla.
It's good. It's healthy.
I missed all this in the bathroom?
Healthy competition across the birds.
-That's what they need. -The whole point of the game
was so that they can just break the ice with the girls.
-What do you mean break the ice? -[Austen] That's what they thought.
Their intentions were good.
-[Mitchell] She's proper pissed. -[Layla] Who-- Like, really?
That's like-- It's fucking sad.
I can't listen. I can't listen. I gotta go.
[blows raspberry]
I'll be honest. I kind of wanted to kiss you anyway,
so I was going to kiss you anyway,
even if it wasn't straightaway. I wanted to kiss you.
Yeah, I don't know what to do with that information,
'cause I really want to kiss you.
-Where the fuck is he? -[Maddy] I'm so sorry.
-No, it's fine. [scoffs] -[Claudia] Yeah, go.
[Callum] My chat with Layla is just gonna be like,
I'm just gonna tell her--
Me?
I gotta go.
Oh, my God, are we not allowed to talk?
[Layla] Are they fucking dumb?
[Al]
Fuck.
Please rip him one. Proper, please, 'cause I've already done it.
[whispers] Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
Oh, mate.
Yeah.
She's kicking off, bro. Layla's kicking off.
[Callum chuckles]
[Mitchell] Do you want me to come with?
Hi.
-Hey. -[Callum] Hey.
Want to have a little chat?
He can leave.
I'll leave.
Yeah. Sit.
I'm fucking heated, like, I just need to get it out.
Like, I'm fucking annoyed. I want to know what happened.
What the fuck happened?
I don't know. It just got carried away.
-Talk to me. I wanna know everything. -Where have you been?
[Layla] Tell me what happened.
Vakoo, she just pulled me up for a chat upstairs.
Mitch came up.
Um, I was just like, "Let's play Truth or Dare."
It was dumb. I know it was dumb.
Yeah, it's a bit stupid, isn't it?
Yeah, like I said-- I know. But I said--
Say it.
-I don't know. Like me and-- -No, just say it. What happened?
Yeah, so me and Mitch were playing Truth or Dare.
Um, he gave me a dare, and he was like, "Kiss them both."
-But-- -Both?
He said it to me. He told me to do it,
and I was like, "That's the game."
Them girls were encouraging it too, and then I didn't get-- I don't know.
-And then, as soon as-- -You're 24 and 25, right?
-Yeah. -Come on. Like a Truth or Dare…
Why don't you just fucking ask them questions, like a normal guy?
I know and that's why I said I regret doing it. Of course I regret doing it.
I don't know, I'm sorry.
I just don't fucking understand what went through your head.
I didn't mean to do it, because I meant what I said beforehand.
That's what I'm saying. Actions speak louder than words.
-Yeah. -You can say-- Now, I feel like… [sighs]
Now I'm gonna have fucking trust issues
'cause you can say fucking whatever you want,
and next minute, you do something else like that.
Like, it's hurtful.
-It is. I know. -It's hurtful, and I care about you.
Yeah, and I care about you too, and I know straightaway,
as soon as that happened, I was like, "Holy fuck."
-Yeah, holy fuck, get your shit together. -Mm-hmm.
[Layla] It was really immature.
I don't know how to feel. I don't know what to feel.
I've never really been in this sort of situation.
Yeah, but it wasn't a kiss and like just the two of us.
At least it was a three-way, because it's better. Right?
-[Layla snickers] -Come on.
-You gotta laugh. Because it is better. -[Layla laughs]
A three-way kiss is better than a one-way kiss,
'cause if it was a one-way kiss, that's a bit more serious.
[laughing] Callum.
-It is though. -I understand what you're saying.
But, no, the whole thing's fucking fucked.
-I feel like I let you down a bit. -Yeah, you have.
I feel like I let you down a little bit, and I said once, "I'm changing."
I feel like I am changing. You do bring the best out of me,
and I thought, "I'm going to be better," but I'm not really, am I?
-I was happy with how we were going. -Yeah, me too.
And I still think we can, and I think it's just like--
we just need to let the dust settle.
And I still want to sleep in the bed with you.
I don't want to sleep on my own.
He was very remorseful.
And he said he felt really bad. And he couldn't even look at me.
[sighs]
Yeah, he was saying all the right things, you know?
Yeah, I just want to know. So, where do you stand?
Like, are you wanting to get to know the other girls?
No.
-No? Not at all? -No.
You've told me you want to invest.
-Yeah, I do. -And I want to invest too.
-I really do. -Yeah, me too.
And I mean that, so I might have fucked up,
but I meant what I said.
And when you said to me that you've put more eggs in me,
it made me really happy, because I want to put more eggs in you.
Look, I'm not gonna lie, you did have nine eggs,
but now you have eight and half.
Almost eight.
Eight and a half is good.
You got-- I'm taking half an egg out for what the fuck you just did.
Come on.
I did accept his apology.
He was so cute when he said sorry, and like--
[inhales deeply]
Am I stupid for trusting someone when they say something?
Like, am I that naive? Maybe I am. I don't know.
Where's Phoebe?
Phoebe, you want to come for a chat?
-Please? -Yeah.
[Layla] Thanks.
[Callum scatting]
[Phoebe H sighs]
-[Callum blows raspberry] -[Tak] No, don't.
-I'm gonna pray to the gods above. -[Stella chuckles]
-The Mallorcan gods. -[Stella] Stay strong.
You're all good.
-[Tak] What happened? -Yeah, bro.
-Did you get roasted? -[scoffs] Got my ass handed to me, bro.
[Vakoo sighs] Fun.
-Fun. -[Vakoo] Fun in the sun.
-Mmm. -[Vakoo scoffs]
-[sighs] Hi. How are you? -[Phoebe H] Hello. Um, could be better.
-I mean, welcome to Love Island. -[Vakoo] Yeah.
Yeah.
I definitely felt like the chat with Layla was definitely, like, a warning.
I just wanted to talk to you.
I didn't want to make it feel awkward or anything with you.
It's your first night. Like, you know, no hard feelings.
I understand. It wasn't like-- You had no boundaries to cross.
-It was them, and they did. -[Vakoo] Yeah.
We understand you guys have connections already.
We can't control when we came in and it's just--
I know. It's so hard. It is so hard.
I only just wish that more guys were available for you girls.
Because you girls do seem really lovely
and we want everyone to find someone obviously…
-Yeah. -…so it does obviously suck.
-But, yeah, just don't go near my man. -[Vakoo] Yeah.
Babe? You know?
-Like… -[laughs]
We're just getting to know each other. I don't see there's any harm in that.
So I think it is a bit much for Layla to just be like,
"That's my man. Stay away."
And then he goes, "I'm not gonna say sorry,
because you probably don't even want to hear that either."
-[scoffs] That's his fuckboy tendency. -[Phoebe] And he goes,
"It's just my fuckboy tendency to do things like that."
Yeah, I probably will not be sleeping tonight,
but I hope I do get to sleep because I just need my brain to rest.
It's been a big night.
[inhales] Oh, my God, my head.
I have no idea where the fuck my head is at still.
I don't know.
[sighs] Like I think I just need to talk to Callum in bed,
and just break everything down.
[narrator] And breathe.
Oh, thank God. That was enough drama for one evening.
Tomorrow's another day, and I'm sure Callum and Mitch
will put the pieces back together and make everything--
Holy shit!
Cameraman Steve. Cameraman Steve.
Tepee cam. Close-up. Stat!
We're fucked, but I think what's funny
is, like, we don't talk to girls in here,
-and the one time we talk to girls… -[Phoebe H chuckles]
…shit hits the fan.
-[chuckles] Yeah. -You're sexy boys.
-You're-- -You're both sexy boys,
and you should live your life as sexy boys.
You're not gonna be this young forever.
-You're encouraging us. -Just being honest.
That's the problem. We want to be good boys.
-Nobody's encouraging you. -[Phoebe H] We're just being honest.
-[Vakoo] As long as you're having fun… -We are having fun.
-Tonight was fun. -[laughs]
-Now we've got two hot birds. -Now we've got two fucking stunners.
Now shit's changing.
-Now shit-- -Stop it.
Now shit's about-- My Love Island journey's started.
[Vakoo, Phoebe H laugh]
Yeah, Layla is staying in the back burner,
and these two girls are my new pursuits.
It's called playing the field, baby.
-It's properly late. -[Layla] Yeah, I know.
I had a big day. Big day.
Oh, man. See. [laughs]
-Oi, man. -I know. I'm sorry.
-Please. -Don't look at me. [laughs]
Can you face that way?
-Good night, Mitch. -Very weird.
-Good night. -[Vakoo] Good night. [chuckles]
-He's sleeping on the couch. Oh, my God. -That's very bad.
[Layla whispering]
[Callum]
[Layla whispering]
[Callum]
[narrator] As the Spanish sun rises over the Mediterranean,
all is tranquil and calm.
Outside. Inside, who knows?
Quick update? Sure.
Layla and Callum, rocky night.
Mitch, alone, rocky night.
Vakoo and Phoebe 2.0.
Rocky start.
Phoebe OG,
rockier than Chris Hemsworth and The Rock in a rock throwing competition.
Although, maybe Layla's feeling better after a good night's sleep.
[whispers]
[narrator] Or maybe not.
[both chattering]
[Jordan] How did you guys sleep?
-[Mitchell] Not good, bruh. Not great. -[Jordan] Not good?
[Callum whispers]
[laughs]
I'm fine to move on now-ish.
-Maybe. Depends on what comes out of his-- -I feel like he doesn't give a fuck.
Yeah, whatever comes out of his mouth, obviously,
because whatever he said last night was fucking…
Yeah.
I just woke up, and I felt pretty shit.
[whispers]
Honestly, he is a dick head.
[Phoebe] Phoebe, do you want to come for a chat?
[Phoebe H] Yeah.
-[Jess] Can you come here, please? -[Layla] Sorry. You know what I mean.
[Phoebe] I pulled Phoebe H for a chat.
She doesn't really necessarily owe me anything.
I'm more angry at Mitch than her, but I did want to see
how she felt about Mitch and what she thought Mitch was giving her.
-[Mitchell] Yeah. -So he basically has said that he has--
he's not open to getting to know you at all.
He said he's very closed off in terms of that, and that it's just me.
I didn't know any of this and, you know, I'd make quite flirty comments and stuff…
-[Phoebe] Yeah. -…and he'd get all giggly and laugh
-and wouldn't shut it down, so… -Yeah.
[whispers] Very interesting.
I cannot wait to talk to Mitch
and hear his side of the story and see if it matches up.
-Mitchell, you want to go for a chat? -Yeah.
[sighs]
Only got about an hour's sleep last night so I'm fucking tired.
That's not your problem.
My anger towards him is literally so pure…
[laughs] …and I'm just so pissed off.
Yeah, what I did last night was pretty rubbish, um, and I am sorry,
but I don't even like saying I'm sorry
because… [sighs] …I have strong feelings for you and I really like you.
We are falling for each other,
but at the end of the day, we're not in a relationship.
Fuck's sake, Mitch. Why do you have to be like this?
And how are you feeling towards Phoebe?
Nothing.
-And so basically I had a chat with her. -Yeah.
And she was like, "Mitch was flirting with me the whole time."
-I was not! -[Phoebe chuckles]
You can-- I literally sat here like this when we were sitting here,
and I said, "I'm not gonna say anything."
I can get her back here right now and get her--
I can get back here. I don't care. I sat right here.
And I said, "I'm not saying anything. I don't want to get in any more trouble."
-I didn't say a fucking word. -Okay, she--
-She's lying. I might have-- -Okay, she said--
I might have laughed and giggled when Callum and stuff
was saying a few things. I never flirted with her.
I think we should get Phoebe here
-'cause I want to see what she says. -Yeah, you go get her.
-Phoebe, can you come over here? -[Phoebe H] Yeah.
[Phoebe] I just wanted to know what he was gonna say to her,
so I made her come into the conversation,
which she was probably shitting bricks, but so be it.
You've gotten yourself involved in this, so you're a part of it now,
Phoebe number two.
So, my chat with Mitch is different to my chat with you,
so I'm just trying to get the story straight…
Okay.
…and want to know if you--
do you think Mitch is open to getting to know you?
Um, somewhat, yeah.
Well, you didn't say no.
But you never really asked me if I was open to getting to know you, or--
It was more just the vibe from the conversation,
but it was definitely not, you know,
-like, "I'm gonna stay away from you… -Yeah.
…and I'm married."
Yeah, but he is definitely interested in you.
-Of course, he is. -[Phoebe] Yeah.
Okay, well, you guys can deal with that.
[clicks tongue] Cool.
Oh, my God.
-What I said is what happened, right? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think he just doesn't want to get in trouble,
but he just wants to have the cake and then--
I don't know what the saying is, but like that.
I think he wants a bit of both Phoebes, maybe.
I'm not sure.
[narrator] Have the both-- your-- your cake.
Two cakes. Eat both of the two nice cakes.
-[Jordan] Marco. -[Islanders] Polo.
-Marco. -[Islanders] Polo.
-[Jordan] Marco. -[Austen] Especially you guys.
[Islanders chanting] Mack on. [cheering, laughing]
[narrator] Vakoo's efforts to get close to Callum
are being frustrated by Layla,
as Callum the language supremo himself would say, "She's such a block clocker."
What do you think about Callum?
Yeah, he's fine.
[Jess laughs]
-[Al] Yeah. -I like him. I like Callum.
Exactly.
Where is that flamingo? Why are you hogging it?
[Vakoo] Layla's just everywhere.
All of a sudden, she's like a freaking conjoined twin with that boy.
She's like, "Mate, I can't function unless Callum is next to me."
I'm just waiting for her to back off a bit so I can grab him for a chat.
So I have a game plan. I need to get Callum away by himself.
-You wanna chat? -Yeah, I wanna chat.
-Yeah. -I'm gonna go chat with him.
Al is going to take Callum for a chat and then while Callum and Al are talking,
I can swoop in and then have some one-on-one time with Callum.
-Cool beanbags. I love beanbags. -Yeah, sames.
Take 'em.
We're friends?
You're always trying to friend-zone me, I feel like,
-but it's not gonna work. -Am I?
-Are we friends? You want to be friends? -No, I'm not friend-zoning you.
-We can be best friends if you wanna be. -I'm saying we're friends in, like…
-Are we like-- -We good? That what you're trying to say?
-Yeah. -I don't know, are we?
How do you feel after last night? What's going through your head?
I don't feel-- I don't have anything to lose.
I'm not in a situationship,
so you have more to lose.
I'm not in a situationship either. I'm in situationships.
-[laughs] Okay, but you have a-- -Plural. Is that what you'd say, "plural"?
-Plural, yeah. -It's plural.
But you have one serious situationship.
-Where's your head? -I'm honest.
Where's your head at right now?
'Cause I feel like you've talked to her heaps, right?
-Who? Yeah. -Layla.
-Who else could I be talking about? -Uh-huh.
-You're my number one option. -Am I?
-Yeah, I told you that last night.
-I only-- -Can you tell me one more time?
-You're my number one option. -Once more.
-You're my number one option. -Okay.
I think Callum is the type of guy you have to whisper sweet nothings to.
He loves hearing good things about himself.
So I'm kind of playing up on that.
And I just want to make out with you and hold hands.
-You wanna make out with me? -Yeah, and hold hands.
-It would be so romantic. -[laughs]
I just want to watch the sunset, and Layla is just always there,
and I'm just like, "Oh, my God."
Layla's probably a little bit more clingy, you know, because she's threatened.
She said she's not threatened by you,
-but I think she is. -Yeah.
That's just not my problem.
So, I'm gonna do whatever I can to get him on my side.
[narrator] Welsh monolith Callum is a formidable physical specimen,
but Vakoo sees so much more and appreciates him
for his emotional intelligence, moral compass and wit.
[Vakoo groans] Look at that back.
[narrator] Psych.
He's so sexy.
-[Jess] He is, hey? He's fucking hot. -[Vakoo] Oh, God.
-[Jess] Callum is-- -[Vakoo] All I ask for in a man
is teeth and arms.
He has the nicest teeth.
-Look at his teeth. It's fucked. -I know.
Callum is gorgeous. Like he's fake.
I thought God didn't have a favorite,
because someone clearly took their time to just--
-Making someone as perfect as him? -Carving. What? It's unfair.
-He's a masterpiece. [laughs] -Yeah, it's disgusting, really.
I want to kiss him because I want to know if there's chemistry
like I think there is, and kissing him is the only way to find out.
[groans]
[narrator] After the Phoebe and Mitch blow up,
Phoebe 2.0 is so over all the drama.
She's turning over a new leaf
and moving on to cause new drama with Stella and Jordan.
[Phoebe H] Do you want to go for a chat?
-Me? -[Phoebe H] Yeah.
Right now, I just feel really stressed
and I feel really jealous,
and I feel really threatened and I feel like-- I don't know.
I just feel so unsure about where I stand with Jordan
because these new girls are in here.
-You smell good. You spray some perfume? -Really? Oh, yeah.
-Just for this chat. -[Jordan laughing]
So, feel special. [laughs]
-This is my good one. -Mmm.
[Jordan] Phoebe H is an attractive girl. I'm not gonna lie.
She does seem a bit ditzy and funny and outgoing, which I like that in a girl.
-[Phoebe H] You were always my number one… -Yeah.
-…and then I kind of got to know Mitch… -Yeah.
[Phoebe H] …and obviously that caused a bit of drama.
-Yeah. -So, I think he's at the point
-where he doesn't know what he wants. -Yeah.
I just want to be with someone who wants to be with me.
[Phoebe H] He actually looks so sexy.
Something about the mullet.
Maybe it's like real mysterious.
It's a mysterious mullet, and I kinda like it.
-Yeah. -I'm not going to close myself off
just to Stella. I am gonna get to know you.
-I think that's fair on both of us. -Yeah.
Because you are an attractive girl.
And from our conversations I do like your personality
and now that you've said, you know, that I'm your top one…
-[laughs] Top one. Literally. -Yeah. Yeah.
Even last night I was like,
-"Mmm. I wish I had a cuddle," you know? -[chuckles] I know.
-And then-- -And then I was having a little gaze
-over at you and Stella. -[laughs] Really?
Things are going well with Stella.
So, yeah, I'm up shit creek. I'm in a pickle.
I've got to, yeah-- I got to work some magic.
Figure out what I want to do.
[narrator] Is the creek in the pickle or the pickle in the creek?
There's an arm on the knee to let Callum have a peek.
-[text tone chimes] -[gasps]
I got a text!
[Islanders cheer]
[squeals]
"Islanders, it's time to pucker and don't be a sucker.
"Today's challenge is full of spice and it's no place to play nice.
#GuessWhoKissedMe, #Don'tForgetToFloss."
[Islanders clamor]
Oh, shit.
-Fuck this challenge. -Fuck's sakes.
Oh, my God. We're gonna get to kiss,
and it's gonna be a challenge, so no arguing that.
-I'm gonna change your life. -You're gonna change my life?
-I'm expecting big things now. -Okay.
I'm keen to kiss them all.
But I reckon if Layla sees me kissing either of these two new birds,
she's gonna be sour, and I can't wait to see it.
[narrator] Yeah, I can't wait to see it either, Callum.
And don't our Islanders just look the part,
if they were starring in a movie
about escaping from Magic Mike's Prison Island.
Given they're about to play a game
that will most certainly cause a few meltdowns,
they look remarkably happy.
"Islanders, welcome to Australia's hottest game show,
Guess Who (Kissed Me)?"
[Islanders cheering]
Austen.
[narrator] The rules, like the boys, are simple.
They can't see or hear who's kissing them so they'll have no idea which girl it is.
[Islanders cheering, clapping]
-[Tak] No way! No way! -[Islanders clamoring]
The girls can choose from a selection of elaborate disguises
-to further conceal their identity. -[Islanders cheering, squealing]
The boy must then decide which girl kissed him
and how long he should wait before standing back up again.
Process of elimination.
I don't think it was Claudia.
I've got a feeling it was a taller girl.
So, no to Jess.
-Between these two. -[Callum] Why?
I don't know. I'm gonna go with Maddy.
-It felt new. -[Islanders cheer]
Will the person who did the kissing please stand up?
[Islanders cheering, laughing]
[Austen] Not gonna lie. Honestly, the kiss was really, really good,
but not as good as Claudia.
[narrator] Next in the very hot seat is Al.
[Mitchell] Who's it gonna be?
Oh, my gosh. Al looks so sexy handcuffed. And I just wanted to get on top of him.
No, no, no.
[Islanders cheering, screaming]
Love Island has officially begun.
Let the games begin.
-[Maddy] Yeah. -[Claudia] Yeah, girl. Kill it.
-[Phoebe] Go, girl. -[Islanders] Ooh.
-[Jess] Vakoo kissing Al… -[Islanders clapping]
Nah. I did not wanna watch that.
[Jess squeals]
It wasn't Jess because I know the way Jess kisses.
I kiss her every night.
-[Callum] That's good. -[Islanders clamor]
So the person who did the kissing, can you please stand up?
[Islanders cheer]
[Al] I was really happy it was Vakoo.
I haven't kissed her yet,
and I could just tick that one off the list.
[Callum] Let's go on three, two and one.
Who have we got?
[Islanders cheer, groan]
I was being very tactical with my kiss with Tak.
I wanted it to be super hot
so that Jordan would see it and go, "Aw, damn."
[Islanders clamoring, shouting]
[Vakoo] Oh, shit. That's--
Two can tango, I guess.
Stella was definitely, you know, two can play that game.
-It wasn't a white girl. [laughs] -[Islanders chattering, shouting]
The person who did the kissing, can you please stand up?
[Islanders shouting]
She's a good kiss.
Who have we got?
[Maddy screams] Yes!
Callum saw an opportunity and he took it.
[laughs]
Like, he just loves to stir shit.
[Mitchell] You're like an evil mastermind.
Phoebe did say she's his number one guy,
so I wanted to make sure they had a bit of a kiss.
Bit of a wingman job there. I think I did well.
[laughs]
I was just like, "Go hard or go home."
[Islanders clamoring, laughing]
Oh, my God!
The jealousy was bubbling in me.
Their kiss went for a little bit too long.
[Tak] They're still going.
They were kissing for so long that I thought, "That's a little bit long."
And they were still kissing after I thought, "That's my man."
-[Islanders clamoring, screaming] -Yeah!
I was happy in that seat. I could be there all day. [chuckles]
Fuck!
Kissing Jordan was so good. [giggles]
I don't think it could have got any better.
I don't think it was Phoebe.
I honestly think it was Maddy, so I'm just gonna take you two out.
[Islanders clamoring]
Will the person who did the kissing please stand up?
[Islanders laughing, clamoring]
It was intimate. It was juicy. It was hot. It was long.
She's ticking the kiss box, so…
-Fuck. -What do you rate the kiss?
Nine out of ten.
[Islanders] Ooh.
Up next, we've got Mitchy boy.
[Al] Up you get, son.
-[Callum] Get on here. [laughs] -[Islanders cheering]
-[Callum] Let's go! -[Islanders clapping]
[Tak] Come on now.
-[Claudia gasps] -[Islanders laugh]
[laughs]
[Jess squeals]
[laughs] I love it.
[narrator] The Islanders are playing the game
that makes prison time just fly by:
guess who's kissing me.
Callum is the host, but he's playing his own game.
And the random kissing wheel doesn't seem so random anymore.
[Callum] All right, guys.
[Islanders cheering, clapping]
[Austen] No, Cal, no.
-[Claudia gasps] -[Islanders shouting]
After everything that happened last night, Callum was just stirring the pot.
-[Al scoffs] -[Tak] Oh. Goddamn.
-[Al] Oh, my days. Keep going. -[Tak] Oh, my days!
Considering what happened last night between me, Layla, Callum, Mitch
and the two new bombshells, um,
it was just a bit raw.
All right. There's no way my boy, Callum, played it that safe.
-[Islanders laugh] -I knew who it was
because Callum's choosing.
He's gonna make me kiss the new girls.
I know how his brain works.
-Well, that's safe. Well, that's safe. -[Islanders laugh]
[Islanders cheering, laughing]
The person who did the kissing, please stand up.
[chuckles]
-[Callum] Good guess. -[Austen] How was the kiss, Mitch?
-Rubbish. -[Islanders laugh]
[Mitchell] Yeah, the kiss with new Phoebe,
I did say it was rubbish,
but I knew OG Phoebe was listening, so I said, "Yeah, it was rubbish."
But, you know, it was good.
[narrator laughs] Mitch's revenge on Callum will be sweet.
For Callum.
[Mitchell] Give me the drumroll.
-Taking too long. -[Islanders shouting]
-What a surprise. -[Mitchell] Revenge. Come on up.
[sighs] Oh, my God.
I mean, Mitch…
Yeah, like, I'm not happy.
Bit shitty.
[Mitchell laughs]
Oh, my God.
I'm getting-- I literally have goose bumps just thinking about it.
That was a really good kiss.
-To the end. -[Islanders laugh]
All right, could the kisser please stand up now?
-You're staring at her. -[Islanders cheering]
She's banging. She is proper banging.
And I think her kissing-- It just made her even more banging.
So she's banging, banging.
[narrators] Now it's time for the girls to guess which boy is kissing them.
And yes, somehow Callum's still in charge.
[Callum laughing]
[Islanders groaning]
-She got ripped off. -Ew, you can't do that.
You can't put yourself. You're her partner.
He wanted to make sure that no other guy kissed Layla except for Callum.
Gee, Callum is one greedy boy.
Yeah, it was a whole lot of tongue, a whole lot of fake beard,
and not a whole lot of sexy.
It was like a weird, weirdo kiss.
-I feel like it might have been Al… -[Islanders clamor, clap]
…with a bit of a weirdo-- weirdo kiss. Yeah.
I know I'm a very good kisser, and Jess tells me that all the time.
So the boy that did the kiss, please stand up.
[Islanders clamoring, laughing]
It was a horrible kiss.
I know. I tried to mix it up so you couldn't guess.
Some people call it double standards. I don't believe-- Yeah, it's--
It's just the way I work.
No one's kissing my bird, but I'm kissing everyone else's.
That's just the way the world works.
[Islanders clamor, clapping]
-[Tak] Yeah, good. -[Islanders laughing]
He was having a bit too much fun with it I think.
This is technically, yeah, a "game",
but there's feelings involved, you dumb wit.
[Phoebe H] I'm not sure. It just seemed familiar.
The taste and the lips.
The boy who did the kissing, please stand up.
[Islanders laughing, clapping]
[Phoebe] Callum is the worst host.
Like, Callum is just a fricking troublemaker.
You know what? Fuck you, Callum. You're actually a dog.
And I-- I don't like his behavior.
I think it's, like-- He just needs to grow up.
[narrator] Yes, bird, men are trash.
After a successful, super fun challenge where everybody had the best time,
Mitch and Callum's shared brain cell is confused.
Why are the vibes off?
-[Maddy] Why are the vibes off? -Yeah.
You guys were taking the piss.
-Of what? -[Maddy] Out of the challenge.
Yeah, but we were just having a bit of fun with it.
-It's a challenge. -Explain that to the girls.
They felt like you guys were using them as pawns for your own little fucking game…
-[Phoebe H] What? -…to, like, try and make them insecure.
-Who? -[Mitchell] Try and make them insecure?
Maddy's losing the plot. She's trying to tell me that I was in the wrong.
I'm disrespecting the girls.
I'm using them as prawns or whatever. I'm just like, "Maddy, shut up."
Whatever her opinion is,
I just want her to crunch it up in a ball and just throw it.
Considering all the events that happened last night,
I don't think today's behavior was a very respectful way to go about it.
Well, it's just a game.
I don't get why everyone's getting so crazy about it.
The boys are acting like shithead fuckboys,
immature, disrespectful, little lads on, like, a boys' trip away.
It's Love Island. That's what's supposed to happen.
It's normal. And this is what I'm trying to do.
I'm trying to test relationships to see if they actually are solid.
If everyone has it smooth sailing, you could be smooth
and loved up as hell, you go out into the real world,
-and you have obstacles… -[Mitchell] Yeah.
…then all of a sudden your relationship breaks down.
Did anyone kiss you that wasn't one of these two?
-Jordan. -Jordan did?
-And the reason why-- -I didn't kiss her.
And the reason why I picked Jordan to kiss Phoebe…
-I did kiss you. -You kissed me.
…is because the thing didn't land on Jordan,
and I made sure to change it to Jordan because I know
that Phoebe and Jordan had a connection, and she likes him,
and he's her first pick.
I don't think a tiger ever changes its stripes,
so unfortunately I think this will continue on,
and it's really up to the girls to decide
whether they wanna put up with that or not.
You were able to come in this villa and see the relationships,
and you still picked Mitch,
even though you knew Phoebe and Mitch were the strongest couple in here.
They were the strongest couple in here. It was perfectly clear.
-And you still picked Mitch. -So?
That's exactly my point. You can't be mad.
I didn't do it to be malicious. I didn't do it to piss Phoebe off.
-I'm not doing it to be malicious. -'Cause it looks like you guys did it
just to piss your girlfriends-- "girls"-- off.
So all those girls are not angry at the boys,
-they're angry at me and Callum? -Yes.
I just wanna start by saying if those girls go back to them…
-[Jess] They're stupid. -[Claudia] …they are so stupid.
-[Jess] They're so fucking dumb. -[Stella] I know.
-I would drop guys-- -I agree.
-What the fuck was that? -That was so disrespectful.
I know myself.
If a guy treated me the way they treated those girls, I would be done.
What are you gonna do when Callum and Mitch talk to you?
-I honestly do not wanna look at them. -I couldn't tolerate that behavior.
Too much at the expense of other people's feelings.
-[Jess] Yeah. -You are hurting so many people,
and what, just to look like a fucking idiot?
He's made himself look like a proper tool.
-See, not even I can play nice. -[Claudia] No, I know.
[Jess] No, I can't. That's how you know what they did was fucked.
-That's not even our boys. -[Jess] I know. [laughs]
-And we're more mad than them. -[Jess] Yeah, imagine if it was our boys.
-Layla-- -Layla's pissing me off
because it's like, are you actually taking the piss?
Are you actually dumb to let Callum walk all over you?
And she tries to make it out like,
"Oh, no, you know. It's fine. It's fine."
And I'm like, "Honey, he doesn't give a fuck about you."
She won't listen to anything you say. Anything you say, she will not listen.
I want to be Layla's big sister and help her out.
I don't care if she stays with him. I don't care if she doesn't.
I just want her to know that was disrespectful,
what these boys have put her through.
I really think your opinions are valid and everything,
but I feel like if I keep hearing them, I'm getting more confused
and I just need to listen to my gut and my heart and just--
But, Layla, if you let him off as easily as you did last night,
you're going to look like a fucking idiot. There's no way around it.
I don't-- It's hard. I don't-- See, this is what I mean. Like, I don't know.
I'm just over them disrespecting both of you.
The thing is, I think it's just harder when everyone--
All you girls have the same opinion and mine's different, and I'm like,
-"Maybe, am I wrong?" -We just don't want you to look--
But, yet again, I know who I am. I know what I want.
I know what I have in my relationship.
I don't want him to sweet-talk his fucking way out of this.
We're on the same page with everything.
With everything.
A challenge is a challenge. We're on Love Island.
-So, you would do the same thing? -Yeah.
-Okay. -That's what you girls don't understand.
[Jess] I think at the moment it's because they…
Talking to Layla about this is like talking to a brick wall.
-I don't need your opinion right now. -[Jess] But here's the thing--
I just wanna, like, express how I feel.
I don't know if everyone is blinded or if it's the sun,
I feel like I'm the only one with my eyes open watching all of this unfold
and being like, "How is no one seeing how bad this is?"
This is bad bad.
[narrator] Next time…
The Monk is back
and she has some bad news.
There are currently six couples in the villa,
but that is about to change.
[narrator] Like really bad news.
One of you is about to be dumped from the villa.
[crying]