1 00:00:01,333 --> 00:00:04,383 [bright tone] 2 00:00:06,583 --> 00:00:09,543 [birds chirping] 3 00:00:09,625 --> 00:00:12,575 ♪ mellow music ♪ 4 00:00:12,667 --> 00:00:16,377 ♪♪♪ 5 00:00:16,458 --> 00:00:18,248 [Romesh] I wanna get your genuine opinion on this. 6 00:00:18,333 --> 00:00:21,583 I have booked the Greek Theatre 7 00:00:21,667 --> 00:00:23,917 in Los Angeles, and I'm doing a show there. 8 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,380 [Seann] Is that a big theater? Is that--do you know-- 9 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:26,878 - [Romesh] Five thousand. - Okay, that's big. 10 00:00:26,959 --> 00:00:28,249 What would you do? 11 00:00:28,333 --> 00:00:30,923 I would step up your social media. 12 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,750 If we put our heads together, we can slip your po-- 13 00:00:32,834 --> 00:00:34,174 your hip-hop podcast. 14 00:00:34,250 --> 00:00:36,130 That surely has some traction. 15 00:00:36,208 --> 00:00:37,458 - The hip-hop podcast. - [Seann] Hip-hop podcast. 16 00:00:37,542 --> 00:00:38,582 I looked at your Instagram. 17 00:00:38,667 --> 00:00:40,327 - [Romesh] Yeah. - Okay? 18 00:00:40,417 --> 00:00:42,457 Th-this sort of thing's got to stop. Where is it? 19 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:43,502 - Spider-Man: Homecoming. - No. 20 00:00:43,583 --> 00:00:46,213 "This really was good, except we watched it in 4DX, 21 00:00:46,291 --> 00:00:48,211 and I found it terrifying." 22 00:00:48,291 --> 00:00:50,921 But I had gone to watch that film. 23 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,630 [Seann] It doesn't matter. That's not gonna sell tickets. 24 00:00:52,709 --> 00:00:53,999 Talk to them. Tell them-- 25 00:00:54,083 --> 00:00:55,333 But you're getting to know me as a person. 26 00:00:55,417 --> 00:00:57,287 No, I know, and you sound pretty dull. 27 00:00:57,375 --> 00:01:01,245 [both laugh] 28 00:01:01,333 --> 00:01:04,293 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 29 00:01:04,375 --> 00:01:09,455 ♪♪♪ 30 00:01:10,458 --> 00:01:13,078 Listen, guys, we're gonna have to get him out, all right? 31 00:01:13,166 --> 00:01:15,496 So you gotta stay there, catch the ball when it comes. 32 00:01:15,583 --> 00:01:17,673 Romesh, ball well. Ready, Charlie? 33 00:01:17,750 --> 00:01:19,210 Where's my mommy? 34 00:01:19,291 --> 00:01:21,291 - [Rags] Theo, ready? - [Theo] Yeah, okay. 35 00:01:21,875 --> 00:01:24,455 Nice one! [laughs] Nicked! 36 00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:26,792 Rags, we're not playing catch off the nick or whatever. 37 00:01:26,875 --> 00:01:29,625 - It was a nick. - Boo! 38 00:01:29,709 --> 00:01:31,249 [Rags] See, they don't even know the game, Rom. 39 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:33,583 He's three years old, Rags. 40 00:01:33,667 --> 00:01:36,537 [Rags] Catch it! Go, go, go, go. Stomp him! 41 00:01:36,625 --> 00:01:38,075 [Theo] Oh, no, don't! 42 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:39,456 - [Romesh] Rags! - [Rags] How's that? 43 00:01:39,542 --> 00:01:40,542 What are you doing? 44 00:01:40,625 --> 00:01:41,995 Lookit, mate, what do you want? 45 00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:43,333 You have to aggressively smash the stumps? 46 00:01:43,417 --> 00:01:44,877 What's up with you? 47 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:45,919 [Rags] Do you know how to play this game or not? 48 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,580 [Romesh] I know how to play. Just chill out. 49 00:01:49,667 --> 00:01:51,127 - [Romesh] Theo? - [Theo] Yeah? 50 00:01:51,208 --> 00:01:52,828 - You like YouTube, right? - Yeah. 51 00:01:52,917 --> 00:01:54,667 Do you think I'd be a good YouTuber? 52 00:01:54,750 --> 00:01:56,000 [Theo] With my help, yeah. 53 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:57,003 - With your help? - [Theo] Yeah. 54 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:59,713 I'm happy for you to help me, but as a star, 55 00:01:59,792 --> 00:02:02,082 what about if I just get some more rappers for the podcast? 56 00:02:02,166 --> 00:02:04,326 Yeah, you can do that as well. That'll help. 57 00:02:04,417 --> 00:02:07,377 What do you think, Theo? Do you like the podcast? 58 00:02:07,458 --> 00:02:09,378 Never seen one. 59 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:10,628 Okay. 60 00:02:10,709 --> 00:02:12,879 ♪ light music ♪ 61 00:02:12,959 --> 00:02:14,579 [Romesh] I just think you need to chill out a bit, 62 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:16,327 because you're shouting at Alex. 63 00:02:16,417 --> 00:02:17,537 - It's the second time... - What did I do wrong? 64 00:02:17,625 --> 00:02:18,955 ...he's ever held a cricket bat. 65 00:02:19,041 --> 00:02:20,211 - Come on, man. - You're just going mad. 66 00:02:20,291 --> 00:02:22,921 Look, at least I showed the kids how to play cricket, right? 67 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,500 This afternoon, we are excited 68 00:02:26,583 --> 00:02:30,883 to greet the arrival of the queen bee herself, 69 00:02:30,959 --> 00:02:32,709 Shanthi "The Dragon" Ranganath-- 70 00:02:32,792 --> 00:02:36,292 I don't--that's a bit harsh, but my mum's coming today. 71 00:02:36,375 --> 00:02:37,535 We do have a little bit of a situation, 72 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:39,625 you realize that, with Mum arriving? 73 00:02:39,709 --> 00:02:42,129 There's only two bedrooms upstairs--that's Charlie, Alex. 74 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:44,328 And then downstairs, Theo's in a room. 75 00:02:44,417 --> 00:02:45,537 And you're in a room. That's all the bedrooms. 76 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:48,375 All right, so what's the solution, then? 77 00:02:48,458 --> 00:02:52,208 [garage door clanks, whirs] 78 00:02:52,291 --> 00:02:56,461 ♪♪♪ 79 00:02:56,542 --> 00:02:58,082 [Romesh] Ta-da. 80 00:02:58,959 --> 00:03:00,289 Bro, this is for you. 81 00:03:00,375 --> 00:03:02,625 ♪♪♪ 82 00:03:02,709 --> 00:03:03,879 What do you think? 83 00:03:03,959 --> 00:03:06,629 Yeah, thank you. Yeah, it looks good. 84 00:03:08,417 --> 00:03:09,917 - No, but-- - Is there a broom 85 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,670 around the place or anything like that? 86 00:03:14,875 --> 00:03:17,495 ♪ When I'm boss I never let the dust settle ♪ 87 00:03:17,583 --> 00:03:19,423 ♪ Let them move us with the crushed metal ♪ 88 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,420 ♪ Then they wanted me to kill it on another level ♪ 89 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:22,710 ♪ Is it really just diddy would you win a medal ♪ 90 00:03:22,792 --> 00:03:23,582 - [doorbell rings] - [door creaks] 91 00:03:23,667 --> 00:03:26,207 - [Romesh] Hello! - [Shanthi] Hello. 92 00:03:26,291 --> 00:03:27,131 - How are you? - How are you? 93 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:28,378 Oh, good to see you, son. 94 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,748 [Romesh] You too. Come on in. 95 00:03:30,834 --> 00:03:32,794 - Hello. - [Leesa] Say hello to Grandma. 96 00:03:32,875 --> 00:03:34,285 [Romesh] Do you wanna see your room? 97 00:03:34,375 --> 00:03:35,785 - [Shanthi] Yes, please. - [Romesh] Come on. 98 00:03:35,875 --> 00:03:37,625 [Rags] Yeah, Shanthi, it's just round the corner there, 99 00:03:37,709 --> 00:03:39,329 if you go through there and to the right, yeah. 100 00:03:39,417 --> 00:03:41,077 - All right. Through here? - [Rags] Got a really nice, 101 00:03:41,166 --> 00:03:42,826 - big king-sized bed, yeah. - [Shanthi] Oh, fantastic. 102 00:03:42,917 --> 00:03:43,917 - Really nice. You'll enjoy it. - [Shanthi] Thank you. 103 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,880 It's the same bed as you've got in the garage. 104 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:46,789 Mine's-mine's smaller, mate. 105 00:03:46,875 --> 00:03:49,205 Anyway, just go and show it to her. 106 00:03:50,458 --> 00:03:51,498 [Leesa] Do you not think it's getting a bit crowded 107 00:03:51,625 --> 00:03:52,825 in the house? 108 00:03:52,917 --> 00:03:53,957 Uh, I think it's actually fine. 109 00:03:54,041 --> 00:03:57,251 I think I've actually solved it very effectively 110 00:03:57,333 --> 00:03:59,833 with Rags in the garage. 111 00:03:59,917 --> 00:04:01,827 Does he wanna be in the garage? 112 00:04:01,917 --> 00:04:05,077 I mean, I'm just thinking, uh, just a toilet first, at least. 113 00:04:05,166 --> 00:04:06,536 Just a little bit worried me, man. 114 00:04:06,625 --> 00:04:08,165 Why worrying you? 115 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:09,670 I do get up quite a bit at night, you know, 116 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,080 to use the toilet. I'm 63, man. 117 00:04:12,166 --> 00:04:15,536 Go through this back door and use the one down here. 118 00:04:15,625 --> 00:04:18,575 - Do you like it? - I love it. 119 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:21,247 And then Ragu, that he moved out as well. 120 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:22,833 But you will see him, 121 00:04:22,917 --> 00:04:24,417 because he's gonna be using that bathroom. 122 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:26,000 And he's going to share the bathroom with me? 123 00:04:26,083 --> 00:04:27,543 - Yes. - Why? 124 00:04:27,625 --> 00:04:29,325 I just think it's too crowded. 125 00:04:29,417 --> 00:04:30,877 Leesa, this is not a surprise to you 126 00:04:30,917 --> 00:04:32,577 that Rags and Mum were gonna be here. 127 00:04:32,709 --> 00:04:34,749 No, it--well, I told you to get them in a hotel. 128 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,705 You know, your lounge room's quite big, innit? 129 00:04:36,792 --> 00:04:40,462 What if you had the bed in there? Would you mind? 130 00:04:40,542 --> 00:04:43,832 I would have preferred if I had a bathroom for myself. 131 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:45,247 Well, I'm sure he would've preferred 132 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:46,503 still being based in the house. 133 00:04:46,583 --> 00:04:48,543 Bad luck, darling. I'm your mother. 134 00:04:48,625 --> 00:04:50,415 [Leesa] So why's your mum even here? 135 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:54,040 Because... 136 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:55,125 How about a couple of mirrors? 137 00:04:55,208 --> 00:04:58,418 Like, you know, I like to look at myself when I-- 138 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:00,750 How do you fucking see yourself 139 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:03,634 standing up with shoes and clothes on in that mirror? 140 00:05:03,709 --> 00:05:05,579 [Romesh] I went from a situation where I thought 141 00:05:05,667 --> 00:05:07,827 I got everything figured out to gradually, as it went on, 142 00:05:07,917 --> 00:05:09,667 realizing that I'd managed to not make 143 00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:12,580 any of the parties involved happy. 144 00:05:12,667 --> 00:05:13,707 [man on TV] She's speaking out for the very first time 145 00:05:13,792 --> 00:05:17,172 about separating from ex, Josh Duhamel... 146 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:20,330 ♪ mellow cha-cha music ♪ 147 00:05:20,417 --> 00:05:22,457 [Romesh] So what is popular in the world of YouTube? 148 00:05:22,542 --> 00:05:25,632 [Theo] Somebody did this video 149 00:05:25,709 --> 00:05:28,209 where he got someone to dress him up 150 00:05:28,291 --> 00:05:29,921 - in really cool clothes. - Yeah. 151 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,250 [Theo] That had, like, 50 million views. 152 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:34,043 - Right. - [Rags] Is he as good-looking 153 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:34,915 as your dad, do you think? 154 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,170 Uh, some people would think that. 155 00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:38,040 Some people wouldn't. 156 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:40,075 [Rags] Big as in, like, fat, yeah? 157 00:05:40,166 --> 00:05:41,746 He's not fat. Dad's not fat. 158 00:05:41,834 --> 00:05:43,294 Thank you, Theo. 159 00:05:43,375 --> 00:05:44,075 [Shanthi] Rommy, sorry to interrupt, darling. 160 00:05:44,166 --> 00:05:45,786 Are you taking me anywhere today? 161 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:47,415 What exactly do you wanna do, Mum? 162 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:50,170 Uh, I would like to meet a celebrity. 163 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,290 Will you drive around and... 164 00:05:51,375 --> 00:05:52,575 All right, fine, but I just need to do this video. 165 00:05:52,667 --> 00:05:54,667 - Is that all right? - Okay. 166 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:56,080 [Rags] Shanthi, it'll be a long wait. 167 00:05:56,166 --> 00:05:57,576 I mean, he's hopeless at things like this. 168 00:05:57,667 --> 00:05:58,707 You know that, right? 169 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,212 Can you stop insulting him, 170 00:06:00,291 --> 00:06:02,251 saying, like, it's gonna be a long time 171 00:06:02,333 --> 00:06:04,043 - and meh, meh, meh, meh, meh? - [Rags] Oh, my God. 172 00:06:04,125 --> 00:06:06,415 Thank you. Finally someone's got the guts to say it to him. 173 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,040 What else are you annoyed with him about? 174 00:06:08,125 --> 00:06:10,455 He was too serious about the cricket thing. 175 00:06:10,542 --> 00:06:11,382 [Shanthi] Oh. 176 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:14,918 ♪ mellow hip-hop music ♪ 177 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:15,960 ♪ Trying to be somebody else ♪ 178 00:06:16,041 --> 00:06:18,711 ♪ That's just bad for your health, yo ♪ 179 00:06:18,792 --> 00:06:20,422 [Romesh] In my ongoing quest 180 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:22,830 to get my name out there a bit more, 181 00:06:22,917 --> 00:06:25,627 I contacted a number of people that are YouTubers. 182 00:06:25,709 --> 00:06:27,169 I watch YouTube videos, 183 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:28,290 and I watch the ones that are really popular. 184 00:06:28,375 --> 00:06:29,825 I've got no idea 185 00:06:29,917 --> 00:06:31,457 why they've got as popular as they have. 186 00:06:31,542 --> 00:06:34,042 - Hello, Edna? - [Edna] Hi. 187 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:35,035 - [Edna] Yes. - Romesh. 188 00:06:35,125 --> 00:06:38,165 So I have arranged to meet up with someone 189 00:06:38,250 --> 00:06:41,000 who is one of the leading proponents 190 00:06:41,083 --> 00:06:43,133 of the art of ASMR-- 191 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:46,248 or as Rags refers to it, ass-mister. 192 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:48,133 So you sort of make noises, right? 193 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:51,628 Yes, that's what ASMR is. It's pretty much a noise 194 00:06:51,709 --> 00:06:53,289 that's a trigger that your brain picks up. 195 00:06:53,375 --> 00:06:56,745 [Romesh] It is, undoubtedly, a popular YouTube phenomenon. 196 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:58,584 That's one reason for looking into it. 197 00:06:58,667 --> 00:07:00,667 And the second reason for looking into it is, 198 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:02,880 that's the only YouTuber who got back to me. 199 00:07:02,959 --> 00:07:04,419 How many followers do you have? 200 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:07,500 My English channel has about 26,000. 201 00:07:07,583 --> 00:07:08,753 [Rags] So it's pretty much, uh, 202 00:07:08,834 --> 00:07:10,884 vibrations coming out of your body, 203 00:07:10,959 --> 00:07:12,749 and people feel it, yeah? 204 00:07:12,834 --> 00:07:14,714 And they get turned on or something? 205 00:07:14,792 --> 00:07:16,502 - Yes, is it sexual? - Yeah? 206 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:18,293 No, I get that question a lot, no. 207 00:07:18,375 --> 00:07:19,325 Okay, so would you mind showing us, like, a bit of what you do? 208 00:07:19,417 --> 00:07:20,537 [Edna] Yeah. 209 00:07:20,625 --> 00:07:23,495 So to me, the camera is a person. 210 00:07:23,583 --> 00:07:24,883 We-we'll use lotion. 211 00:07:24,959 --> 00:07:26,669 The sound that the bottle does... 212 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:27,790 - [lotion sloshing] - ...can be a trigger 213 00:07:27,875 --> 00:07:28,995 - for someone. - Oh, wow. 214 00:07:29,083 --> 00:07:30,583 But one of my favorite triggers 215 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:32,497 would be the sound of the lotion. 216 00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:35,003 [Romesh] I just could not get my head around 217 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:36,963 the idea that this wasn't sexual. 218 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:39,171 [Ben] What do you mean? 219 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:42,250 [lotion squelching, sploshing] 220 00:07:49,417 --> 00:07:50,877 [light slap] 221 00:07:50,959 --> 00:07:51,709 [Romesh] So, uh, 222 00:07:51,792 --> 00:07:54,332 what are your more popular videos? 223 00:07:54,417 --> 00:07:56,877 My most popular ones would be my medical role-plays. 224 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:58,249 Right. 225 00:07:58,333 --> 00:07:59,213 [Edna] [softly] Hello. 226 00:07:59,291 --> 00:08:02,211 Today we are going to draw your blood. 227 00:08:02,291 --> 00:08:03,501 I see you brought your lab form. 228 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:07,503 [gloves squeaking softly] 229 00:08:10,125 --> 00:08:13,415 - I'm just gonna clean your arm. - [gauze whooshing] 230 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:15,790 - Don't be scared. - [whooshing continues] 231 00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:18,285 How's the weather outside? 232 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:19,745 All right. 233 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:22,044 You wanna try it, just give it a go? 234 00:08:22,125 --> 00:08:23,875 [Romesh] Uh... 235 00:08:23,959 --> 00:08:27,459 [whispering] Hello, I am Dr. Romesh. 236 00:08:27,542 --> 00:08:30,582 We're going to be taking some blood from you today. 237 00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:33,917 This is my assistant, Dr. Rags. 238 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,670 [whispering] Hello, I'm Dr. Rags. 239 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:38,040 I'll take good care of you today. 240 00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:39,665 Please do not be alarmed 241 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:42,500 by the fact he looks like a brown Gandalf. 242 00:08:42,625 --> 00:08:43,955 - Okay, time-out. - [Romesh] Okay, what's-- 243 00:08:44,041 --> 00:08:46,501 Are you looking at this, or are you looking at this? 244 00:08:46,542 --> 00:08:47,792 I was looking at this the whole time. 245 00:08:47,834 --> 00:08:49,634 - No, look at this. - Okay. 246 00:08:49,709 --> 00:08:51,629 [whispering] We're gonna continue the examination. 247 00:08:51,709 --> 00:08:53,499 Are you ready, Dr. Rags? 248 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:56,713 [whispering] I am ready whenever you are, Dr. Romesh. 249 00:08:56,792 --> 00:08:57,632 [Romesh] Yes, the thing he does with his fingers 250 00:08:57,709 --> 00:08:59,789 is very creepy, I agree. 251 00:08:59,875 --> 00:09:02,125 [normal voice] What do you think so far? 252 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,958 Just, you look stiff. You look tense. 253 00:09:04,041 --> 00:09:05,631 - [Romesh] Right. - Opposed to him, he-he looks 254 00:09:05,709 --> 00:09:06,329 like he's actually done this before. 255 00:09:06,417 --> 00:09:08,917 Right. 256 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,630 [whispering] Let me start by putting on my mask first 257 00:09:12,709 --> 00:09:14,629 so that I don't... 258 00:09:14,709 --> 00:09:16,829 infect this patient. 259 00:09:16,917 --> 00:09:19,247 He might end up with my sickness. 260 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:21,793 [laughs] 261 00:09:21,875 --> 00:09:23,325 [normal voice] Mate, take it fucking seriously, okay? 262 00:09:23,417 --> 00:09:25,167 - I'm taking it seriously. - This could make it 263 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:26,500 - to the YouTube. - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 264 00:09:26,583 --> 00:09:28,543 Am I gonna do ASMR? No. 265 00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:30,325 I wanna focus on my hip-hop podcast. 266 00:09:30,375 --> 00:09:32,955 [whispering] You are a good patient. 267 00:09:33,041 --> 00:09:35,381 [Romesh] Is Rags eyeing up a career 268 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:37,330 as an ASMR video YouTuber? 269 00:09:37,417 --> 00:09:40,457 [gloves smacking, snapping] 270 00:09:40,542 --> 00:09:41,792 [whispering] Okay. 271 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:43,785 Yes, 100 percent. 272 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,665 - ♪ mellow music ♪ - [knock at door] 273 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:46,920 - [Shanthi] Come in. - [door creaks open] 274 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,630 [Shanthi] Where have you been all this time? 275 00:09:49,709 --> 00:09:51,709 [Romesh] Rags and I went and did some, like, YouTube stuff. 276 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,752 [Shanthi] I told you so many times 277 00:09:53,834 --> 00:09:57,424 I would like to meet some celebrities, 278 00:09:57,500 --> 00:10:00,000 and you haven't done anything about that, 279 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:01,793 and you're messing around with Rag. 280 00:10:01,875 --> 00:10:02,955 Well, I-I don't know what I'm supposed to do, Mum. 281 00:10:03,041 --> 00:10:04,921 Leesa's already had a go at me about 282 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,380 not spending time with her. 283 00:10:06,458 --> 00:10:07,668 You're going on about spending time with you. 284 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:11,170 I've got, like, loads of people to try and bloody keep happy. 285 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:13,630 So you want to spend time with Uncle Rag? 286 00:10:13,709 --> 00:10:15,499 Yeah, because he's come all the way here to help me with-- 287 00:10:15,583 --> 00:10:16,253 What about me? 288 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:17,753 You've come for a bloody jolly. 289 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:19,504 He's come to help me out. 290 00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:22,673 Oh, if you ask me to do something, I will do it. 291 00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:25,420 But you haven't asked me. 292 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,670 Okay, can you help me find a way of 293 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:31,920 promoting myself via YouTube? 294 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,000 I can't do that. 295 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:35,043 - Okay. - Okay. 296 00:10:35,125 --> 00:10:36,995 - ♪ hip-hop music ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 297 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:38,003 ♪ He'll be off again, sitting in the back seat ♪ 298 00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:40,383 ♪ Racking up two and up an evening ♪ 299 00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:42,078 [Romesh] I slightly annoyed Mum 300 00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:44,166 by spending too much time doing YouTube videos, 301 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:46,830 so I've got to do a little bit of, uh, peacekeeping today. 302 00:10:46,917 --> 00:10:48,037 ♪ I've got a thing about killing it ♪ 303 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,205 [Romesh] I also need to 304 00:10:49,291 --> 00:10:52,081 sort of do the right thing by Leesa and the kids, 305 00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:54,036 'cause obviously Leesa's a little bit pissed off about 306 00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:55,375 the reality of how packed it's gonna be in the house. 307 00:10:55,458 --> 00:11:00,458 And so I feel like I need to basically do a family day. 308 00:11:01,542 --> 00:11:04,582 Okay, time for the Ranganathans' day of fun. 309 00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:06,327 - [Romesh] Excited? - [all] Yay! 310 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:08,577 ♪ Ranganathans' day of fun ♪ 311 00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:10,787 [baby talk] ♪ Rangamafans' day of fun ♪ 312 00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:13,575 - [Romesh] Theo. - ♪ Ranganathans' day of fun ♪ 313 00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:15,037 Can you tell us where we're going? 314 00:11:15,125 --> 00:11:16,455 [Alex] Surprise, Mum. 315 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:17,962 It is a surprise. Are you excited? 316 00:11:18,041 --> 00:11:21,041 Oh, my goodness, I am super excited for that! 317 00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:23,375 - [Romesh] Are you? - Are you excited, Charlie? 318 00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:25,418 You--yeah, Charlie said he's excited. 319 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,960 Any hint? 320 00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:30,631 Clue is, I think it will be fun for everyone. 321 00:11:30,709 --> 00:11:33,249 Uh, Universal? 322 00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:35,633 - Disney? - Disney, yeah. 323 00:11:35,709 --> 00:11:38,079 [Romesh] My mum wants to meet celebrities, 324 00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:41,376 so I'm taking her on a celebrity tour. 325 00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:43,748 And Leesa and the kids don't wanna go on a celebrity tour, 326 00:11:43,834 --> 00:11:46,004 but there's only one of me and one vehicle. 327 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,253 And what I've discovered about the car 328 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:52,003 is that if you sit right at the back, 329 00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:54,543 you can't really hear what's being said right in the front. 330 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:56,125 So I think I can give my mum information 331 00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:59,168 without Leesa being any the wiser. 332 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:01,710 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 333 00:12:01,792 --> 00:12:03,962 - [Romesh] Mum. - Huh? 334 00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:08,127 - Oh. Huh? - Shh, shh, shh. 335 00:12:08,208 --> 00:12:09,748 What are you whispering about? 336 00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:11,464 [Romesh] Ranganathans' day of fun. 337 00:12:11,542 --> 00:12:13,422 - See on the left here? - [Shanthi] Mm-hmm. 338 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:18,673 [Leesa] Are you sure this is the right way? 339 00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:20,130 [Romesh] Leesa, we're nearly there. 340 00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:21,128 Alex, move. 341 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,285 - [Romesh] You see it? - [Shanthi] Yeah. 342 00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:25,455 [children shouting] 343 00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:29,252 - How do you know all this? - How much further, Rom? 344 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:30,883 Well, do you know what it's like with LA traffic? 345 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,999 We're not in the traffic. 346 00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:34,463 [Ben] Why wouldn't you just go on two separate outings? 347 00:12:34,542 --> 00:12:36,672 It certainly wasn't my intention to do 348 00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:38,540 a full-on Hollywood tour-- what I thought was just 349 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,205 show her a couple of things on the way... 350 00:12:40,291 --> 00:12:41,751 [Leesa] What's he doing? 351 00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:43,134 Is there something wrong with the car? 352 00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:45,418 Mum, can you have a quick look at this, please? 353 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:49,000 But because my mum didn't react and wasn't that impressed, 354 00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:50,793 I just got desperate. 355 00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:53,495 This house here behind you, that's George Clooney's house. 356 00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:56,463 - [tap on window] - How come that it's so small? 357 00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:57,332 - [Romesh] What? - What are you doing? 358 00:12:57,417 --> 00:12:59,627 [Romesh] Just two secs, all right? 359 00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:01,249 I'm getting fed up with this. 360 00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:03,423 [Romesh] Okay, we carry on our day of fun? 361 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:04,380 [all] Yay! 362 00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:07,328 [Romesh] ♪ Ranganathans' day of fun ♪ 363 00:13:07,417 --> 00:13:08,327 Ow. 364 00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:10,827 ♪♪♪ 365 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:14,749 Yeah? 366 00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:19,714 Don't be silly. That I don't believe. 367 00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:21,542 - What? - Shut up. No. 368 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:23,165 This is just your stupid version 369 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:25,500 - of a Hollywood tour. - [Romesh] It's not. 370 00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:26,293 [Leesa] That's what you're doing, aren't you? 371 00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:30,415 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is! 372 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,880 [Romesh] Tensions were so high that I thought, 373 00:13:31,959 --> 00:13:33,999 "If I stop this car again, 374 00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:36,753 Leesa will bludgeon me to death." 375 00:13:36,834 --> 00:13:39,044 So I had to reveal what was going on. 376 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,496 I'm gonna tell you where we're going. 377 00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,133 - Oh. - Dad, what is it? 378 00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:44,668 [Romesh] Drumroll, drumroll. 379 00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:46,960 - Hey. - We are going to... 380 00:13:47,041 --> 00:13:49,131 - [tapping] - Madame Tussauds. 381 00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:51,708 - [Theo] What? - [Leesa] Why? 382 00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:53,542 Why? 383 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:57,125 And not one of them could have given a solitary, shiny shit 384 00:13:57,208 --> 00:13:59,788 about that choice of activity. 385 00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:03,875 There's a Madame Tussauds five miles away in London. 386 00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:06,749 Ranganathans' day of fun. 387 00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:12,627 ♪ dejected music ♪ 388 00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:16,629 ♪♪♪ 389 00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:19,129 [sighs] 390 00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:21,288 How's your day been? Been having a good time? 391 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:25,075 [Leesa] Rom decided that he was going to take over two hours 392 00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:27,706 to find houses that he was lying to his mum about 393 00:14:27,792 --> 00:14:30,422 - where celebrities lived. - [Rags] Serious? 394 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:33,290 Why don't you do nice things for us? 395 00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:35,415 And you lied to me now? 396 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,672 You lied from the beginning of the day, 397 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,789 so how are we supposed to believe anything that you're... 398 00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:39,825 [Shanthi] Anything you say now? 399 00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:42,075 [Leesa] ...gonna say or do or take us places? 400 00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:43,328 [Shanthi] So what are you going to plan tomorrow? 401 00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:44,877 You'll be lying to us. 402 00:14:44,959 --> 00:14:46,419 Don't behave like a dickhead. 403 00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:52,206 I did get some good news today. Run The Jewels got in touch 404 00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,081 and said they'd come on my podcast. 405 00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:59,956 It's a rap group, one of my favorites. 406 00:15:00,041 --> 00:15:01,461 ♪ Look what you made me do, say sorry ♪ 407 00:15:01,542 --> 00:15:04,542 ♪ About to meet the British hard rock, no quarry ♪ 408 00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:07,165 ♪ So look what you've gone and done, say nada ♪ 409 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,790 ♪ I put them back in nappies, you can call me Papa ♪ 410 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,955 [Romesh] Because we haven't been getting on 411 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,381 and things have been awkward since last night, 412 00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:17,878 so I thought, "Let's just do family therapy." 413 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,579 I wouldn't normally do this, 414 00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:21,537 but it's something for the family to do together, 415 00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:24,785 and it might sort a few things out. 416 00:15:24,875 --> 00:15:27,665 [Fibus] So what I wanna do, guys, is each of you to 417 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,420 - write your names, okay? - [Romesh and Rags] Okay. 418 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,670 [Fibus] And then put it around your neck. 419 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:35,330 I'm going to ask you to do a role reversal. 420 00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:37,497 Lees, you become Romesh. 421 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:40,503 And you have to actually get up and change signs. 422 00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:43,833 So now I want you to try on her vagina. 423 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:48,543 Okay, Lees, how do you feel? 424 00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:53,665 Yesterday, you basically were a little bit deceptive, 425 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:54,580 and then the surprise was rubbish. 426 00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:57,997 And I thought that going to Madame Tussauds 427 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:01,543 would be good for the kids, but I did what I always do, 428 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:04,325 which is, I was trying to do too many things 429 00:16:04,417 --> 00:16:05,377 and please too many people, and that's-- 430 00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:08,248 that's what I'm guilty of a lot of the time. 431 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:11,673 How do you get into this? What was your impression? 432 00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:14,540 [Shanthi] Yeah, yesterday, you promised me. 433 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,035 You said it's a Hollywood tour. 434 00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:18,325 And you lied to me. 435 00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:19,707 [Fibus] How does Rags feel? 436 00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:22,042 It almost seems like he's neglecting me, 437 00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:24,285 and he's put me in the back, like, in the garage. 438 00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:28,165 [Romesh] I quite like the fact that most of the attacks on me 439 00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,880 were directed at Leesa while she was playing me, 440 00:16:29,959 --> 00:16:33,209 which I thought suited me right down to the ground. 441 00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:34,881 I mean, I thought, "Yeah, put the boot in. 442 00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:35,789 He really is a prick." 443 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:38,325 Okay, Romesh, 444 00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:40,537 - could you hold this? - Yep. 445 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,575 And then I need you to hold this. 446 00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:43,917 - Yep. - And then I need you 447 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,420 to also hold this, and... 448 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,790 A lot to hold on to there, haven't you, Romesh? 449 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,125 Romesh, I want you to hold this. 450 00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,168 You can put this under your chin. 451 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:57,670 I think we all got it when he did the bottles of water. 452 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:01,080 What he didn't need to do was nearly crush her to death. 453 00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:04,036 [Fibus] We need to get a lot more 'cause we need to show 454 00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:06,125 what you can handle. 455 00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:08,458 You wanna do this on-on your head? 456 00:17:08,542 --> 00:17:09,962 Why don't you- why don't you just-- 457 00:17:10,041 --> 00:17:11,541 [Romesh] I don't think Romesh can take that. 458 00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:12,995 - [Shanthi] I don't think... - [Fibus] Pardon me? 459 00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:14,713 I don't think he can handle it. 460 00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:15,582 - I'm gonna drop everything. - [Fibus] Oh, sure, he can. 461 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,127 Romesh, you can take more, right? 462 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:19,668 [Romesh] I don't know what the endgame is. 463 00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:22,750 I think she's supposed to say, "That's enough." 464 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,134 But Leesa's very polite, 465 00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:27,248 so when I started to feel that her lips were turning blue, 466 00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:30,133 my mother and I intervened. 467 00:17:30,208 --> 00:17:32,418 - I'll take that for you. - Thank you. That's very kind. 468 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,290 - Shall I take this for you? - Oh, yeah, thank you. 469 00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:36,915 [Fibus] Romesh, why weren't you holding this? 470 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,830 Did you have too much before that? 471 00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:39,787 [Leesa] I've always got too much. 472 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:42,035 [Fibus] Are you learning anything from this? 473 00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:45,035 Well, yes, I need to talk to my wife 474 00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:47,375 about things that are bothering me. 475 00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:49,328 Okay, so do you guys trust each other? 476 00:17:49,417 --> 00:17:51,787 I mean, really trust each other? 477 00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:54,165 Yes. 478 00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:57,080 You do? Would you close your eyes 479 00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:59,996 and let him lead you blind? 480 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:02,630 ♪ mellow music ♪ 481 00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:04,749 Now, be honest. Can you see? 482 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,964 - No. - Oh, my Lord. 483 00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:08,501 [Fibus] So here's what you need to do. 484 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,963 We're gonna go up and down the curb. 485 00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:14,171 And, Uncle, you're gonna control Rom. 486 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:15,420 - Okay. - And you can't talk. 487 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,880 - Okay? So, Uncle... - Yeah? 488 00:18:17,959 --> 00:18:19,039 You have to really pay attention, 489 00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:21,833 or you could get hurt. 490 00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:23,827 This is dangerous, okay? 491 00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:27,377 [Romesh] Dr. Fibus controlled my mum and Leesa, 492 00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:30,168 and Rags controlled me. 493 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:32,710 [Ben] Was it weird that Dr. Fibus was leading too? 494 00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:34,132 I didn't really understand why... 495 00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:36,708 Yeah, I mean... 496 00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:38,382 [horn honks] 497 00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:40,078 ♪♪♪ 498 00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:42,166 I think he, um... 499 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,000 [sniffing] 500 00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:47,543 [sniffing] 501 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:50,583 ...he's got a way about him. 502 00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,287 When I spoke to him afterwards, 503 00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:54,955 he said my mum wasn't moving at all 504 00:18:55,041 --> 00:18:57,881 and that she didn't trust him in the slightest. 505 00:18:57,959 --> 00:18:59,749 Leesa wasn't particularly trusting. 506 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,544 She was worried about the hygiene issue, 507 00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:03,075 she told me afterwards. 508 00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:05,166 Apparently he was making her touch stuff. 509 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,460 ♪♪♪ 510 00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:09,752 Rags obviously had an unorthodox way of doing it. 511 00:19:09,834 --> 00:19:10,634 I didn't trust Rags, to be honest with you, 512 00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:13,079 because he started doing weird stuff 513 00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:14,576 like just jiggling my arm about. 514 00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,417 I don't see what that is telling you. 515 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,670 ♪♪♪ 516 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:20,710 I mean, I guess I didn't demonstrate any trust, 517 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:23,292 but you could argue that there was a trust exercise there, 518 00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:26,125 in that I allowed myself to be blindfolded by a stranger 519 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:29,328 and then for him to lead away my wife and mum. 520 00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:30,577 But I don't think the family will be 521 00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:32,167 taking any of this on board. 522 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:35,330 [Fibus] Masks off, everyone. Okay, very good. 523 00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:37,247 Now, each of you said that you trusted totally, 524 00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:40,253 but you didn't trust 525 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:42,713 the same way you thought you would trust. 526 00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:45,170 No, that's not true, because you're different 527 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,710 to it being a family member, so it can't... 528 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,170 No, but I--yeah. 529 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,580 ...it can't be a fair experiment for us. 530 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,377 [door creaks, slams] 531 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,788 [Romesh] So what did you think? 532 00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:56,625 [Shanthi] I found it a bit strange, 533 00:19:56,709 --> 00:19:58,579 but it's a lesson. 534 00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:01,627 The reason I organized that is for us to just clear the air 535 00:20:01,709 --> 00:20:03,579 - for me to tell you... - Yeah? 536 00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:07,077 ...we are going to Las Vegas. 537 00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:09,376 [cheers and applause] 538 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,038 [Shanthi] Thank you, thank you, thank you, Rom. 539 00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,535 You are not lying, are you? 540 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,665 Listen, I'm gonna spend quality time with you. 541 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:17,500 I'm gonna spend quality time with you. 542 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:18,173 I'm gonna spend quality time with you. It's gonna be great. 543 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,630 Vegas family... 544 00:20:20,709 --> 00:20:24,789 - [Romesh] Vegas! - [all] Vegas! Vegas! 545 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,375 Las Vegas? Las Vegas. 546 00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:28,828 [Ben] Why? 547 00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:29,997 - Pardon? - [Ben] Why? 548 00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:31,293 Because it's Las Vegas. 549 00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:32,575 [all chanting] Vegas! 550 00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,457 [Rags] Las Vegas, Las Vegas. 551 00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:37,922 [Ben] Come on, tell me really. Why? 552 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,420 [Romesh] Well, I'm also gonna record a podcast 553 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,790 with Run The Jewels. 554 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:44,075 [Ben] Hold on, haven't you just promised 555 00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:46,246 to spend quality time with the family? 556 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:47,083 ♪ hip-hop music ♪ 557 00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:50,076 Yeah. 558 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,126 I mean, admittedly, 559 00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:54,288 it's not ideal, but... 560 00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:56,165 ♪ Can't stop me, runaway train ♪ 561 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:58,000 ♪ Handle this properly, disappear ♪ 562 00:20:58,083 --> 00:20:59,503 ♪ Reappear when they thinking they got me ♪ 563 00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:01,083 ♪ Coming from a... ♪ 564 00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:02,666 [Romesh] We're on our way to Vegas. 565 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:04,630 [Ben] Why did you decide to take a bus? 566 00:21:04,709 --> 00:21:06,999 I thought it'd be nice for us to be sat together, 567 00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:08,003 chatting and stuff like that. 568 00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:11,213 What's actually happened is, Rags is asleep, 569 00:21:11,291 --> 00:21:13,171 my mum is on her phone, 570 00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:14,790 and then the kids are on their tablets, so... 571 00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:16,915 it's not been sort of the family bonding session 572 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,670 that I expected it to be. 573 00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:20,500 ♪ eerie music ♪ 574 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:24,003 [bowling balls thunking] 575 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,293 - [pins rattling] - [Leesa] Oh, good shot. 576 00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:28,495 - [Rags] You having fun, guys? - Alex! 577 00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:29,833 [Leesa] It's a long way to come for bowling, isn't it? 578 00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:32,167 - Yeah, but it's fun, right? - Yeah, it's fun, but... 579 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,790 it's a long way to come. 580 00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:36,665 [pins rattling] 581 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,790 Leesa, I'm just nipping to the toilet quickly, all right? 582 00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:39,995 [Leesa] Okay. 583 00:21:42,917 --> 00:21:45,167 It'll take me ages to get used to it. 584 00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:47,210 ♪ mischievous music ♪ 585 00:21:47,291 --> 00:21:50,211 ♪♪♪ 586 00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:53,211 [Alex] Whoa, he went... 587 00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:54,791 [Leesa] It's gonna be Daddy's go in a minute. 588 00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:56,455 He's not even here. 589 00:21:56,542 --> 00:21:58,292 - [Theo] There he is. - [Leesa] It's your go. 590 00:21:58,375 --> 00:22:00,205 - Sorry, sorry. - [Leesa] Where's your bag? 591 00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:01,711 - [Romesh] Pardon? - [Theo] Your bag. 592 00:22:01,792 --> 00:22:02,542 God, I think I left it up there. 593 00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,625 Let me just take my go quickly. 594 00:22:04,709 --> 00:22:05,499 [Shanthi] Yeah, no-nowhere near it. 595 00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:07,883 [Romesh] Okay, Theo, you're up. 596 00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:09,419 I'm just gonna go grab my bag, all right? 597 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:11,960 - Hurry up. - I'll be two secs. 598 00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:13,631 [Ben] Rom. 599 00:22:13,709 --> 00:22:14,459 [Romesh] Why are you following me? 600 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:18,172 [Ben] Hold on, let's catch up. 601 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,130 [softly] Okay, can we not just film? 602 00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:23,078 [Ben] Why? We film everything. 603 00:22:23,166 --> 00:22:24,246 [Romesh] Okay, you can film it, 604 00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:26,833 but do not mention this to Leesa and the kids 605 00:22:26,917 --> 00:22:29,287 or Mum or Rags. 606 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,420 - Hey, sorry about that, man. - [man] What up? 607 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,460 [Romesh] Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, bro. 608 00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:37,422 Okay, welcome to another episode 609 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:39,920 of Hip Hop Saved My Life. I am joined today 610 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,630 by arguably the most exciting 611 00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:44,079 hip-hop outfit in the world today. 612 00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:47,786 Run The Jewels, uh, thank you so much for joining me, guys. 613 00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:49,575 Yeah, man, thanks for having us. 614 00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:51,127 [Romesh] So you're in the middle of a tour. 615 00:22:51,208 --> 00:22:52,578 How do you find touring, generally? 616 00:22:52,667 --> 00:22:55,537 It's dope when you-- when you, like-- 617 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:57,745 - when you see the money. - [Romesh] Right, right, right. 618 00:22:57,834 --> 00:22:58,964 Well, I've just got--I'm just-- I've literally--I've just-- 619 00:22:59,041 --> 00:23:00,791 I've got to go--I'm just gonna pop to the toilet quickly. 620 00:23:00,875 --> 00:23:03,625 - So that's great so far, but... - [El-P] Cool. 621 00:23:03,709 --> 00:23:04,959 ...I'll be back in a couple of minutes. Is that all right? 622 00:23:05,041 --> 00:23:06,751 Yup, you take a shit. We'll take a smoke. 623 00:23:06,834 --> 00:23:08,254 - [Romesh] Thank you, cool. - [Ben] Rom, Rom. 624 00:23:08,333 --> 00:23:09,963 [laughs] 625 00:23:10,041 --> 00:23:12,791 [Ben] It was meant to be, like, a family day of fun. 626 00:23:12,917 --> 00:23:14,917 It is a family day of fun, 627 00:23:14,959 --> 00:23:16,329 which is why I can't tell her I'm here doing a podcast. 628 00:23:16,792 --> 00:23:19,542 I've gotta go. 629 00:23:19,625 --> 00:23:21,245 - [Leesa] Oh, here he is. - [Romesh] I found my bag. 630 00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:23,043 Where was it? 631 00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:25,503 It was, like, trapped under the wall in the cubicle. 632 00:23:25,583 --> 00:23:27,133 So we're gonna give this a big push, all right? 633 00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:30,828 Three, two, one, go. 634 00:23:30,917 --> 00:23:32,377 - Yay! [clapping] - [Romesh] Oh, wow. 635 00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:34,078 - [Leesa] Good boy. - [Romesh] Look at that. 636 00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:35,666 - [Leesa] Charlie, look. - [Romesh] Well done, Charlie. 637 00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:39,080 - [cell phone ringing] - Hello? 638 00:23:39,166 --> 00:23:41,286 Yeah, speaking. Yes. 639 00:23:41,375 --> 00:23:42,665 He's gone again. 640 00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:44,420 Yeah, well, the thing is... 641 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,080 ♪♪♪ 642 00:23:46,166 --> 00:23:47,996 - Sorry, guys, sorry. - [Killer Mike] Aw, it's... 643 00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:50,753 - How's it going? All right? - [El-P] Yeah. 644 00:23:50,834 --> 00:23:52,834 So what were we talking about? 645 00:23:52,917 --> 00:23:55,667 Uh, I have no fucking idea. 646 00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:56,880 [Leesa] Don't know where Rom keeps disappearing off to. 647 00:23:56,959 --> 00:23:59,629 I think he's got the runs or something. 648 00:23:59,709 --> 00:24:02,459 I think people talk about hip-hop 649 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:03,962 like it's their weird cousin that they know. 650 00:24:04,041 --> 00:24:06,001 Like, "Hey, how's little Skippy, man? How's he doing?" 651 00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:07,713 Just keep go--keep going. Keep going. I'll be two secs. 652 00:24:07,792 --> 00:24:09,042 [whispering] Keep going. 653 00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:10,245 - Keep talking. - Keep talking? 654 00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:11,383 Yeah, keep answering the question 655 00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:13,038 - like he's here. - Really? 656 00:24:13,125 --> 00:24:14,825 Why does he have on bowling shoes? 657 00:24:14,917 --> 00:24:16,207 [Theo] Dad, when are you gonna stop disappearing? 658 00:24:16,291 --> 00:24:18,381 [Romesh] Sorry, sorry, sorry. I keep getting this phone call. 659 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,748 About what? 660 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,424 - [ball rattling loudly] - [Leesa] Oh, God. 661 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,580 [Romesh] Hello? Speaking. 662 00:24:24,667 --> 00:24:25,787 Again. 663 00:24:25,875 --> 00:24:28,325 ♪♪♪ 664 00:24:28,417 --> 00:24:29,787 [panting] 665 00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:33,245 [Ben] It was never gonna work, was it? 666 00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:35,253 I thought I'd win professional 667 00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:36,673 by having interviewed Run The Jewels... 668 00:24:36,750 --> 00:24:38,880 Oh, shit, I have got to--fuck. 669 00:24:38,959 --> 00:24:40,499 - [El-P] Uh, hey. - Just give me two secs. 670 00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:41,923 If you walk out of that room, 671 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,630 then you may not find us when you come back. 672 00:24:44,709 --> 00:24:47,379 ...win personally by spending time with the family. 673 00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:48,878 They all think I'm great... 674 00:24:48,917 --> 00:24:49,537 I don't see the point in him being here. 675 00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:51,785 He keeps disappearing. 676 00:24:51,875 --> 00:24:55,035 ...and then I fucking end today like a legend. 677 00:24:55,125 --> 00:24:56,075 But as it is, Run The Jewels think 678 00:24:56,166 --> 00:24:58,246 I'm a dick, and Leesa wants to divorce me. 679 00:24:58,333 --> 00:25:00,083 - [Leesa] There you are. - [Theo] What the... 680 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:01,036 [Killer Mike] We're doing a interview in here, ma'am-- 681 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:04,415 No, this is-- sorry, this is, uh, my wife. 682 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:07,380 [Killer Mike] Oh, shit, these are your children, hello. 683 00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:08,748 [Romesh] Yeah, sorry, I, uh... 684 00:25:08,834 --> 00:25:11,384 He's told us we're bowli-- Sorry, I don't-- 685 00:25:11,458 --> 00:25:12,168 He didn't tell us you were here. It's lovely to meet you. 686 00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:14,290 Oh, you guys have the shoes on too. 687 00:25:14,375 --> 00:25:15,995 [Leesa] This is why you wanted us to come to Vegas. 688 00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:18,003 Guys, I'm really sorry. I'm just gonna, um-- 689 00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:19,713 - Take care of your shit. - We were bowling downstairs. 690 00:25:19,792 --> 00:25:20,882 - That's what--that's-- - That's why 691 00:25:20,959 --> 00:25:22,499 - you have on the shoes. - [Romesh] Yes. 692 00:25:22,583 --> 00:25:23,923 You carry on. We'll just go back bowling, come on. 693 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,170 [El-P] That makes a little bit more sense. 694 00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:29,250 [Ben] Is the podcast at least good enough to go out? 695 00:25:29,333 --> 00:25:30,333 No. 696 00:25:30,417 --> 00:25:33,577 [laughs] 697 00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:35,247 She gonna slap the shit out of you, man. 698 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:38,253 [Romesh] It wouldn't surprise me if I went downstairs now 699 00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:40,213 and Leesa was already fucking some other guy 700 00:25:40,291 --> 00:25:42,421 with the kids watching, going, "Yeah, we want a new daddy!" 701 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,040 So when we went upstairs, we went round the corner, 702 00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:47,625 - and Rom is doing his podcast. - Leesa, Leesa, 703 00:25:47,709 --> 00:25:49,959 I am sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm really sorry. 704 00:25:50,041 --> 00:25:52,791 You are such a D-I-C-K-H-E-A-D, you are. 705 00:25:52,875 --> 00:25:54,535 [Leesa] And they've been smoking weed in that room. 706 00:25:54,625 --> 00:25:55,495 [Romesh] No, I wasn't. They were. 707 00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:57,383 I don't care whether you were or you weren't. 708 00:25:57,458 --> 00:25:59,128 - It stunk of weed. - Was he smoking dope? 709 00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:00,878 [Theo] How do you know he's smoking dope if you didn't-- 710 00:26:00,959 --> 00:26:01,629 [Romesh] Oh, my God, I can't even believe 711 00:26:01,709 --> 00:26:04,209 he's saying these words. 712 00:26:04,291 --> 00:26:05,751 Theo, can you just ignore what Uncle Rags is saying? 713 00:26:05,834 --> 00:26:07,464 Every time you say, 714 00:26:07,542 --> 00:26:09,462 "Sorry, sorry, Mum. I won't do that again." 715 00:26:09,542 --> 00:26:12,462 You made us go on that bloody bus for six hours today. 716 00:26:12,542 --> 00:26:15,292 For, what, to come bowling? So you could do a podcast? 717 00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:16,495 You are lying to us all the time. 718 00:26:16,583 --> 00:26:19,463 Look, I'm sorry. 719 00:26:19,542 --> 00:26:22,292 Will you allow me to try and make it up to you, please? 720 00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:23,875 I've organized something very nice for us. 721 00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:25,669 What is it? Are we allowed to know? 722 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,670 [Romesh] It's a very, very 723 00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:31,500 special tour of Las Vegas. 724 00:26:31,583 --> 00:26:34,633 But I'm gonna leave the last detail as a surprise. 725 00:26:34,709 --> 00:26:37,499 Wow, helicopter ride? 726 00:26:37,583 --> 00:26:38,713 Helicopter ride? 727 00:26:40,750 --> 00:26:42,380 Yes, it's a helicopter ride. 728 00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:43,958 - Is it really? - Is it? 729 00:26:44,041 --> 00:26:46,631 Why did--why did you guess it? 730 00:26:46,709 --> 00:26:48,829 - [man] Everybody ready? - [all] Yes! 731 00:26:48,917 --> 00:26:50,457 All right, let's have some fun, huh? 732 00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:52,132 [Romesh] Here we go. 733 00:26:52,208 --> 00:26:53,578 - [Alex] Yay! - [Theo] Oh, my God! 734 00:26:53,667 --> 00:26:56,037 [all whooping] 735 00:26:56,125 --> 00:26:57,455 [Romesh] How cool is this? 736 00:26:57,542 --> 00:27:00,172 - [Shanthi] Yeah! - [Rags] Oh, wow. 737 00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:01,580 [Rags] Look at that. 738 00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:02,627 [Shanthi] Alex, look at that. 739 00:27:02,709 --> 00:27:03,749 Oh! 740 00:27:03,834 --> 00:27:05,174 Look, there's people sitting on that, 741 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:06,920 and it's off the building. 742 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,540 Look, see. Aren't they afraid of falling? 743 00:27:09,625 --> 00:27:10,205 - Guys, guys. - [Theo] Yeah? 744 00:27:10,291 --> 00:27:12,041 Check out this pair of eyes. 745 00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:13,205 [laughter] 746 00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:15,131 What do you think of the view of Vegas from here? 747 00:27:15,208 --> 00:27:18,458 [Shanthi] Beautiful one. Such a wonderful place. 748 00:27:18,542 --> 00:27:20,042 [Ben] So how is it having your mum here? 749 00:27:20,125 --> 00:27:22,375 Obviously, lovely having my mum arrive, 750 00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:24,248 but what it has sort of shown me is 751 00:27:24,333 --> 00:27:27,133 how difficult it is to balance keeping family happy 752 00:27:27,208 --> 00:27:29,708 with what I'm gonna have to do while I'm out here. 753 00:27:29,792 --> 00:27:31,332 Dad, this is amazing. 754 00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:33,747 [Romesh] Despite the fact that I pissed everyone off 755 00:27:33,834 --> 00:27:35,924 with the bowling thing, I actually think 756 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:36,710 this week has been a success. 757 00:27:36,792 --> 00:27:39,382 [Theo] Oh, my God, fountains. 758 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:40,668 [Rags] Oh, wow. 759 00:27:40,750 --> 00:27:43,420 [Ben] So do you think that the lesson to all of this is, 760 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:46,630 in order to manage your work and your family, 761 00:27:46,709 --> 00:27:48,499 you just got to be honest with them? 762 00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:50,423 Uh... 763 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,290 no. 764 00:27:52,375 --> 00:27:53,875 - ♪ hip-hop music ♪ - ♪ I got that bounce ♪ 765 00:27:53,959 --> 00:27:55,999 ♪ That they can't achieve ♪ 766 00:27:56,083 --> 00:27:58,003 ♪ So fat, that shit is clogging up the arteries ♪ 767 00:27:58,083 --> 00:27:59,253 ♪ Coughing up a part of me, honestly I don't know ♪ 768 00:27:59,333 --> 00:28:01,253 ♪ Where to start with these gassy individuals ♪ 769 00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:04,543 ♪ Make it so... [gagging] hard to breathe ♪ 770 00:28:04,667 --> 00:28:06,247 ♪ Inconsistently ♪ 771 00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:08,463 ♪ Operation Keep It Clean failed miserably ♪ 772 00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:10,790 ♪ Still it's going so swimmingly admittedly ♪ 773 00:28:10,875 --> 00:28:13,825 ♪ Probably be remembered as the biggest prick in history ♪ 774 00:28:13,917 --> 00:28:17,537 ♪♪♪ 775 00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:21,170 [bright tone]