[bright tone]
[thunder rumbling softly]
[birds chirping]
♪ calm string music ♪
♪♪♪
[Leesa] I mean, is there anybody out there that
- you know already-- - [Alex] Dad! Dad!
That does comedy?
Well, the most obvious person is James Corden.
- You could give him a ring. - Who want to eat?
[Romesh] Yes, I could, but I don't want to just
turn up there and just go, "Can you help me out?
- Do you know what I mean? - [Leesa] Why not?
Fish and chips!
[Alex] Fish and chips!
[Leesa] Anyway, we'll be out in a couple of weeks.
- [Romesh] I know. - Fish and chips!
We'll be out in a couple of weeks.
- Sorry, Leesa. - Fish and chips!
- I can't hear you over... - [Alex] Fish and chips!
...Alex repeatedly shouting
- "Fish and chips." - [Alex] Fish and chips.
Fish and chips! [laughs]
You will miss this.
- [Alex] Why? - I think you'll be surprised
at how little I will.
You're just cross because
I've booked a return flight.
[Romesh] Okay, I'm not cross about it,
but I would see it as a vote of confidence
if you canceled your return ticket.
They're non-refundable.
They're not refundable.
Awkward.
♪ piano arpeggios ♪
♪♪♪
♪ percussive music ♪
[Romesh] It's a difficult one this week,
because Leesa is going with the kids.
Leesa suggested to me that I get in touch
with James Corden and ask him
if he can give me some help, and I've done that.
♪♪♪
And it got me thinking
if I had involved her more
in the professional side of things,
then maybe, she might be
more inclined to stay.
This, arguably, treads on Rags' toes,
so I just want him to be there
while I have that conversation with her.
It sort of clears up any awkward conversations
down the line,
and also,
Rags loves pancakes.
[Rags] So when is the flight, Leesa?
Friday.
Friday, yeah?
[Rags] So that--there's going to be room upstairs, right?
Would Mum move up there?
Do you want to wait at least till they're at the airport...
- No, no, no. - ...before you plan
what's going to happen
to the house?
[Romesh] Anyway, I took your advice, and I called Corden,
and he's agreed to meet me.
Really? Wow, I can't believe
you actually did something I suggested.
I--do remember,
I did mention to you about Corden.
[Romesh] It did make me think.
You gave me good advice.
Maybe I'd get your advice a bit more often.
That would be good.
[Rags] I did ask you, like, "Do you know Corden?"
- Remember? - [Romesh] Did you?
[Rags] I did mention to you, but anyway, like,
yeah, Leesa,
good work. I mean, she did help you,
right? That's great.
[Romesh] Anyway, in order
for you to sort of help me,
you don't go this week,
because you've got to stay
- and help me out. - Oh, so this is your plan.
It's not the plan. I've just asked you to stay
till the Greek.
I'll think about it.
So you're going to be working with him?
Good on you.
[Rags] Sure, sounds good. Any other advice?
[sighs]
- How is your pancake? - This one.
Nice.
Honey could have been a bit better.
It's a little bit sour.
Sort of matches the conversation we're having.
I think that's maple syrup.
♪ Kicked out in a caravan somewhere left of everywhere ♪
♪ Someone told me all my dead relatives were buried there ♪
♪ You will never see me ever sitting still in any chair ♪
♪ Running round the desert ♪
♪ Picking thorns from my derriere ♪
[Ben] Are you nervous about this meeting?
Yeah, a little bit nervous.
I don't want to--I don't really like asking for help,
but also, I want him to put me
on The Late Late Show,
so what I then can't do
is tell him I've only sold
140 tickets for the Greek,
because that's added incentive
to not touch me at all.
- [knocking] - James.
- There he is. - Hello, man.
- How are you, man? - [Romesh] How's it going?
How nice to see you.
[Romesh] Think my strategy
is to kind of play it a little bit vague,
and sort of, "Yeah,
yeah, yeah, it's going. I'm on track or whatever."
- [Romesh] How's it going? - [James] I'm good, mate, yeah.
How long you been over now?
Uh, what is it, like, two months, maybe, I guess.
That's great. And then what's--
and what's going on? What's happening...
- [Romesh] Well-- - What's happening work-wise?
I've just got building up
to the show at the Greek,
basically. That's kind of...
So where are you at, sales-wise, now?
♪ plucked string music ♪
We're doing-- I think we're doing fine,
for like where it's-- where it's supposed to be.
D'you know what I mean? I guess.
Yeah, you don't book the Greek
unless you know
that there's
hunger for tickets. Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
So where is it?
Where is it? Where are you...
Where are you on the...
Well, we're sort of, uh,
we're sort of there or thereabouts, I guess.
- [Romesh] You know, like-- - Sold out?
Well...
How many have you sold?
We s--
How many have you sold?
We're close-- you know, I guess we're close.
Oh, yeah, but what's the... What you at, like,
What does it hold?
- Five-nine.
And what have you sold?
Uh...
Like, f--
five-six.
Wow, it's a-- hey, it's amazing.
That's incredible. I mean,
didn't--honestly, uh, don't take this the wrong way.
I didn't know things had got that big here.
Do you know what I mean?
That was a mistake.
I hold my hands up to that.
That was an error.
Hat's off to you, genuinely.
It's--it's an amazing thing,
to come to America
and sell 5,500 tickets.
As far as I'm concerned, that's a sellout.
Yes.
Well, listen, mate, it's--it's unbelievable.
It's really incredible. We should get
a dinner as well or something.
We should try and have dinner before--
- That'd be wicked. - [James] Before the show.
Well, that would be amazing.
I've got a-- I've got a ten o'clock
coming in, but...
it's so great to see you.
[Romesh] As I said, I hoped it would be offered
without me having to ask.
Well, that didn't really work out.
In the end, I just had to go,
"Can I be on the fucking show?"
Look, I feel like a bit of a prick saying this.
- Go on. - And whatever you say
- is totally cool. - Mm.
[sighs] I--
Do you think--
Do you think there's any chance of
me coming on your show?
- On The Late Late Show ? - Yes.
- Yes, of course!
- Are you being s-- - [James] Absolutely!
100 percent.
- Just, like, - Let me...
if that's possible--
I don't wanna-- I don't wanna--
I don't want you to be compelled to do this b--
Diana?
What's our schedule looking like
in the next couple of weeks
for
some stand-up on the show?
'Cause there's a-- a friend of mine
uh, Romesh Ranganathan.
Romesh Ranganathan.
♪ upbeat music ♪
I think it's R...
- A-- - A-N-G-A-N...
- R-A-N... - N-G-A-N...
G-A-N...
A-T-H-A-N.
- A-T-H... - A-N.
A-N.
Thursday?
Thursday.
This Thursday?
- Yes, yes, sorry, yes. - Thursday, yes.
- Yeah, of course, yeah. - [James] Thursday in.
We are in for Romesh Ranganathan.
♪ upbeat music ♪
I mean, I'm doing stand-up on The Late Late Show.
♪♪♪
Excellent. You're a super-star.
I love you.
All right, yeah.
♪♪♪
No, it's R-
O-M
- A-- - It's E.
R-O-M-E-S-H.
I went in there, and I made it happen
from not being on The Late Late Show.
As a direct result of my actions,
I'm now on The Late Late Show.
I'm a master of my own destiny.
[Ben] With Leesa's help.
With Leesa's help,
and under the proviso that James Corden agreed
to call the booker and make it happen.
- R-A-G-N-- - No.
R-A-N-G.
- R-A-N-G-E-T-A-- - A-N--
So I'm now I'm off to, uh,
Chuck E. Cheese, gonna meet Leesa and the kids,
Jose,
Rags, Mum,
tell them the good news.
R-O-M...
- A-S-H. - E-S-H.
E-S-H.
♪ hip-hop music ♪
♪♪♪
[Rags] Let's go, man!
[Theo] It's really hard! These are, like,
- I can't move-- - Come on!
Get this one!
Hit--I-- got rid of that missile.
Don't talk. Play!
Ten seconds left. Go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Have you seriously only got two?
Garbage thing!
I got way more than you.
I just thought it'd be nice to meet up with Jose,
get the family together,
sort of buoyed by some good news.
I thought I could deliver that good news to them
and maybe use that to
get me some leverage in convincing Leesa to stay.
[Romesh] This is nice, isn't it?
- [Theo] Yeah. - [Leesa] Yeah?
[Romesh] I actually have some good news.
- [Leesa] Yeah? - I've spoken to the publicist.
She sorted me out a couple of things.
[Romesh] I've got an AMA on Reddit.
So that's just like an interview on Reddit,
which is, like, an online thing.
Uh, and more exciting for you, I guess:
she's actually sorted me out a little interview
on KTLA Good morning...
- [Shanthi] Oh! - Oh, that's good.
That isn't actually the only good news, though.
I spoke to James Corden-- you know James Corden.
Oh, nice.
And he's invited me
to do stand-up on The Late Late Show .
- Oh, really? - Oh, whoa!
- How's that? - Congrats.
- Oh, that's brilliant news! - Yeah.
But on behalf of the Ranganathan team, though,
thanks for taking our advice,
me and Leesa's,
going and seeing, uh, Corden.
Think it was more my advice, but anyway,
Did you say it was your advice?
- Yeah. - Do you not think
it would be remiss of you as a wife to now leave,
knowing that you have such a positive influence on my--
But also, I can leave,
knowing that you've taken my advice
and you've done what I told you to do.
[Romesh] The truth is, I felt bad.
I was pushing an angle that I didn't truly believe in,
because the honest truth of it is,
I understand why Leesa wants to go,
and she's not being unreasonable.
She doesn't want to go.
She feel she has to for the good of the children,
and the kids actually sort of want to go.
So I do understand that.
Why, do you want to play this one?
Leesa, do you want to play me at this?
[Romesh] Having said that, I decided to sort of
have one last throw of the dice.
[Romesh] How about this? If I win,
- you have to stay to the-- - No!
Good deal. All right, yeah?
Yeah? What do you think?
If Mummy wins, then you can go.
[Theo] I'm gonna help Mummy.
- Is this serious? - Yes.
- The winner goes. - Okay? Yes?
[Theo] Mummy! Mummy!
First to five points, okay?
[Romesh] What I didn't anticipate
is that my wife
has the reflexes of a ninja.
Oh, God!
[Romesh] She was incredible.
I was half-expecting her to go,
"Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention,
through the mid- to late '90s,
I was a European air hockey champion."
♪ mischievous music ♪
- [bell dings] - Oh, no!
Oh, shit, shit, shit.
[Romesh] It's like she had four arms.
I thought I was playing against a Hindu god.
♪♪♪
Mummy!
Oh, no!
- [bell dings] - Oh, no!
No, no, no!
No!
- [bell dings] - No!
[cheering]
Whoo-hoo!
[Leesa laughing]
♪♪♪
♪ Jam Baxter's "Soi 36" playing ♪
♪♪♪
♪ eerie rap music ♪
♪ Compelled to win ♪
♪ Caged birds seldom sing ♪
[Romesh] We are at KTLA.
I'm about to be interviewed on
breakfast TV to publicize my show.
♪♪♪
So I just need to make sure I come across well
and I do the plug.
[Ben] So you're looking forward to it?
Very much looking forward to it,
almost as much as I'm looking forward to
the 21st of December,
where I do my stand-up show at the Greek Theatre.
[Ben] So is your plan to refer everything
back to your show?
I wouldn't refer everything back to it.
D'you know what I mean? Not everything can be
linked back to my show
on the 21st of December at the Greek Theatre,
but certainly, some things
can sort of be linked back
to my show on the 21st of December
at the Greek Theatre, certainly, yes.
I'm sort of a bit nervous about this.
[Leesa] Don't be nervous.
Just--
- Just smile. - Yeah.
I don't think I should smile.
- Why? Why not? - Well, because
I don't smile normally. Do you know what I mean?
You have a lovely set of teeth.
Show it to people.
- [Shanthi] Reproducing you. - Mum, I'm not
being auctioned as a slave, okay?
[Romesh] I am trying to push
my stand-up show.
So looks approachable and smile.
- That's right, and friendly. - Look at these people smiling.
[Shanthi] Look, look, everybody's smiling.
[Romesh] That's Santa.
[Shanthi] Don't have a miserable face when you go
for the interview. Just be nice.
- Be yourself, but smile. - Be yourself, that's it, yeah.
♪ upbeat music ♪
All right, it's the mantra that you cannot succeed
in American entertainment unless you're Canadian,
or perhaps, if you're from the UK
and doing your first major stand-up show in America.
Romesh, uh--
Oh, I had it, and I was doing great.
- Rang--Ranganathan. - Rangana--
has anyone ever said "Romesh Grant,"
or something else, or--
[laughter]
[Sam] You're not just here. It's your wife
and your mother have moved here too.
[Romesh] Yeah, well,
I--I love my mum,
and I love my wife,
but I do not love them together.
You know, that's-- that's the honest truth of it.
It's been nice, you know, and they've been
trying to get on,
but what I would say is, um,
it is-- it's slightly ruined LA.
- I mean, LA's wonderful. - [Sam] Right.
Unless you're living with your mum and your wife.
[laughter]
[Romesh] And the other difficulty I've got
is that my mum
has got very definite views on parenting.
- [Sam] Sure. - And my mum's views
on parenting differ from my wife's views on parenting.
- [Sam] Going that well? - [Romesh] Yeah, and then,
from the other side of things,
my wife has said to me
that not only can my mother
never stay with us again,
but she won't even have her over for lunch.
Oh, God.
[Romesh] You know, so, it's a difficult situation.
Do you know what I mean?
Uh, put up the information on the full screen.
Uh, ticketmaster.com.
December 21st will be a big day.
- It's very nice to meet you. - [Jessica] It will.
Thank you very much.
[Jessica] Thank you. So nice to meet you.
[Romesh] Please come, please.
[Jessica] Best of luck. Okay.
What did you think?
What's wrong with you?
What did I say that was so bad?
Is it true that Leesa did not want me
to come around for tea?
No, I was just joking around.
That's your joke?
You shouldn't say stuff like that.
- It's not funny. - Stuff like that, yeah.
[Leesa] Then you didn't talk about--
They laughed. Did you hear them laughing?
...The gig. You didn't talk about the gig.
- I did. - Much.
I said I'm doing the Greek Theatre.
Not enough. A whole waste of time.
Yeah, you should have focused on
- selling the tickets. - [Romesh] Mum, guys.
Talk about the theater.
[Leesa] You didn't talk about anything like that.
I thought it went well.
I don't think so, Romesh.
But you gotta admit,
you wouldn't want to live with Mum forever,
would you?
[Ben] I mean, have you ever
offended family before?
Uh, I pissed off my brother's wife
when I did a routine about their son
'cause he looked like a Conehead.
That was a good interview.
That's, like, one of my better interviews.
I hated it.
[Romesh] When he was born,
they had to use forceps to pull him out,
and his head was, like, really pointy,
so I just sort of
did a routine about
the fact that if your son
does have a pointy head,
in the-- in the delivery room,
you sort of have to tell family,
"Come and see my child,
but just so you know,
his head looks like it's been sharpened."
♪ upbeat band music ♪
♪♪♪
So I'm doing this Reddit AMA. Do you know what this is?
No.
It's a thing where, like,
people are allowed to ask me questions online.
Dad, but what if people don't like you
and they say, "Why are you such a lame comedian?"
[Leesa] Well, Theo, they're gonna actually say,
"Why are you so mean to your wife
and your mother on live television?"
- [Romesh] Oh, my God. - Rags, did, uh--
- did you hear about this? - [Rags] Yeah, I--yeah.
I did see it. I was a little bit
disappointed with the whole thing.
[Rags] Anyway, unfortunately, it just brought the--
you know, the family thing into it.
And there was no mention about me.
Oh, my God.
[Rags] What? You had an opportunity, Rom.
Did you find that funny, Leesa?
No.
Leesa, I was-- you know I was just joking.
I've got some questions already.
I'm not--it's not actually live yet.
- Okay, can you read it? - How about this one:
"You're a bit fat. I'm a bit fat.
How can we get not fat?"
[laughter]
That's a nice one to start off with.
[laughter]
[Romesh] The next question is,
"Have you ever smoked weed with your mum?"
- Have you? - [Romesh] Would you
be up for that, mum?
Uh, I-I don't mind trying it.
I'm gonna say that
- in my answer. - [Shanthi] Say it, yeah, yeah.
It's experience, isn't it?
Life is very short.
Do you want to try one now?
- Have you got some? - [Rags] It doesn't mean that--
I can find it. Like, it's not a problem.
- Where are you getting this? - I've got connections.
[Leesa] Right, I think this is a waste of time,
so I've got a surprise planned
that I sorted before you were weird.
Have you changed your tickets?
No. No, not that.
So we need to get our shoes on.
What is it? You're pregnant again?
No! [laughs] No, no.
Rags, why would--
Well, surprise could be that,
couldn't it? How am I supposed to know?
[sighs]
♪ Is when the piece of the puzzle just fits ♪
♪ It's the connections for which we live ♪
♪ You see the synergy the limits are a myth ♪
♪ Is the connection, the blessing, the gift ♪
♪ The gift ♪
♪ Yo, my missus love me ♪
♪ Even though I'm a damn fool ♪
♪ I ran through stumbling blocks ♪
♪ I guess I had to ♪
♪ Years on the road different cities in the van ♪
♪ Missing the fam ♪
♪ I don't know where the hell I am ♪
♪ But I'm grateful that we made connections ♪
[Leesa] Okay, so I've brought you here, um,
for a little surprise.
It's my sort of
gift to you to say
"Good luck, I love you,
you'll be fantastic,
and, uh, how much I support you
and think you're gonna be amazing
on the 21st of December,"
even though, this morning,
you did try to humiliate me
on American television.
If you want to follow me, it's just around the corner.
Okay. Is it a fajita or something?
[Leesa] No. You'll see a big surprise...
[Romesh] What is this?
[Leesa] ...In a minute.
What is this, Leesa?
[Leesa] Well, you have to come over here.
Stand here
and look up there.
Oh, my God.
[Theo] Oh!
[Romesh] Oh, my God.
- [Leesa] What do you think? - [Romesh] Oh, my God.
Do you like it?
- Leesa! - Yeah, do you like it?
Wow, pretty good.
- I love it. - Yes!
How did you do that?
[Leesa] That's what I've been sorting out for ages.
So, everyone will see your face
and buy tickets.
Look, Rags, it doesn't have my personal phone number
- on it or anything. - [laughter]
Well, yeah,
I guess we learn from our lessons, don't we?
[Rags] That looks good, bro.
Hey, bro, how's it going?
- Hey! - What do you think?
- Dude! - It's amazing.
It's so good, man.
I think it looks great.
- I'm like, emotional and shit. - So bright.
Hey, man, now everybody will be able to see.
Exactly.
I love it, yeah. Thank you, Leesa.
- It's wicked. - Tell you what,
honestly, man, I was--
I had this same freaking idea.
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ energetic rap music ♪
♪♪♪
[Leesa] It's really exciting.
[Romesh] My doing The Late Late Show?
[Leesa] You nervous?
Well, a bit. Obviously, I'm a bit nervous,
but I think I know what set I'm going to do.
But this could be, like, us.
It could be.
Like, going to The Late Late Show,
going to different talk shows...
- [Leesa] Yeah. - [Romesh] And this could be
your life, but you've chosen to abandon it.
♪ bossa nova music ♪
♪♪♪
[Leesa] Yeah, wow. All this.
[Romesh] Oh, look, look, look, look.
♪♪♪
Kind of a big deal.
Yeah, it is a big deal. Yeah.
- Yes. - Oh, wow, look at this.
Nice, isn't it?
Leesa, look who it is.
- Doing a sketch for Corden. [Leesa] Wow.
You know who that is, don't you?
Um... yeah?
Bryan...
- Cranston. - Cranston.
I couldn't remember--
Try not to do that if we meet him.
[Romesh] What should I say when he does the check-in?
I don't know.
Like, a camera will be at that door.
Oh, really? Oh, I didn't know that.
When the door opens,
what would be quite funny--
just a suggestion--
- Oh, no. - If, like,
th--like, he'll go
"One of my guests is Romesh Ranganathan,"
and then there'll be a knock on the door,
and there'll be a camera.
I open the thing,
and it looks like you've just finished
- sucking me off. - No.
Or at least, like, you got one tit out.
- No! - It's just for a joke.
[audience cheering]
And, in the orange room tonight,
a great friend of mine, all the way from England,
one of the funniest comics working today.
He's my good friend. Romesh Ranganathan is here
tonight!
- There he is! - Hello, hello.
- [James] How are you, buddy? - I'm good, mate.
Thank you very much for having me on.
Oh, thanks so much for being here!
I'm so excited you're here on the show!
I'm buzzing, mate, thank you. It's about time.
[James] How are you finding being in America?
I like it. I think people are
too friendly, but apart from that, all good, mate.
Romesh Ranganathan, everybody!
Unbelievable.
Have you met him?
- Yeah, yeah. - Do you know Romesh?
Have you seen his stand-up?
[Reggie] Yeah, he's amazing.
[James] Oh, he's incredible. One of the--
It's amazing.
Do you know he sold out the Greek Theatre?
Sold out.
- Like-- - [audience cheers]
Five--I think it's, like, 6,000 seats.
6,000 seats. Unbelievable.
Uh, no, you can't get a ticket.
I can't get a ticket. Guillermo, do you want to go?
- [Guillermo] Yes, yes. - [James] You can't
get a ticket. It's sold out.
[TV volume muted]
♪ pensive waltz music ♪
W-what?
What did you say to him in the meeting?
[Romesh] I was trying to be vague,
and then he said,
"How many tickets have you sold?"
and then I said, "5,500."
♪ hip-hop music ♪
♪ There we are again sitting in the backseat ♪
♪ Racking up, queuing up an evening ♪
♪♪♪
[Ben] In a way, is that a lesson
that you shouldn't really sort of lie to people?
Well, I don't know
if that is the lesson.
♪♪♪
[Romesh] The truth is, if I'da said to him,
"I've only sold 130 tickets,"
would he have even considered having me on the show?
So we'll never know.
- [Romesh] Hello? Hello, mate. - [James] Romesh.
[James] I'm in the middle of the show.
Um, so sorry to say this.
The-the show has got stacked.
There's nothing we can take out of it.
There's no-- there's no edit points for us,
so I-I'm really sorry.
We're gonna have to--
we're gonna have to postpone
your stand-up bit,
but I just said to the producer,
"Right, he's not gonna mind. The Greek's sold out."
Is that all right, if you c-- could you come back next time,
come back after you've done the Greek?
There's just nothing we can take out of the show.
Is that all right?
Uh, I think
it's fair to say
that this evening's events
have not done much
to convince Leesa to stay longer.
If anything, I imagine straight after that happened,
she phoned to double-check
the car was going to pick her up
to take her to the airport.
[Ben] That's disappointment.
This was, like, gonna be a good moment, I thought.
Really? You must be so upset.
[door shuts]
That was a complete waste of time, then.
[Ben] It's gonna be a bit of a sad ending to this one.
Yes, I know, it must be heartbreaking for you,
seeing your wife and children-- oh, no, that's right,
it's happening to me,
so why don't you go fuck yourself?
We're done, aren't we?
[Ben] Should we come and film the dinner tonight?
No thank you. I'll see you
at the airport tomorrow.
♪ somber music ♪
♪♪♪
[Theo] Do you need any help?
[Romesh] No.
♪♪♪
Right, come along.
Okay, guys.
Okay, right, we say bye to Daddy, then?
See you, Dad.
Say "good luck."
- See you later, boys. - Good luck, Daddy.
Love you!
Good luck.
See you later, Lexie.
♪♪♪
Good luck.
Yeah.
Smash it.
Thank you.
All right.
Right, come on, then.
Charlie, get up.
[Theo] Come on.
See you soon.
Why are we doing it?
♪♪♪
Boys!
Say bye!
Bye, Dad!
[Leesa] Bye!
♪♪♪
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[Ben] Yeah, it is a bit of a sad ending.
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♪♪♪
How you feeling, man?
I'm depressed.
Why are you depressed, Rom?
Why do you think, Mum?
Uh, Leesa and kids gone.
- Is that it? - Yeah.
I just feel like we have--
you know, Leesa and the kids going...
Yeah.
It feels like it's sort of over.
Do you know what I mean?
Leesa probably cried, yeah?
- Of course. - No, she didn't.
What do you mean, she didn't?
- She must have. - She didn't.
Didn't she? Okay.
So that's good. So she contained herself.
- She managed to-- - I don't think there was
any containing. I just thought she didn't--
she didn't seem very teary.
So you miss all them, but
life has to go on, man. Three of us are here.
We are the team now.
Yeah, we're team Romesh now.
- Yeah, team Romesh. - Team Romesh.
We're gonna be here till the last.
- Yeah, we're to support you. - And we're gonna support you.
- Yeah. - Help you out.
Get you there. So don't worry, mate.
Everything will be all right.
Give her some time.
- Yeah. - Yeah?
And, mate, you gotta fucking cheer up, all right?
I've got a fix for you.
- What is it? - Like what?
I got something, man.
♪♪♪
- There, look. - What the hell is that?
[Romesh] Leesa and the kids were here, and now it's just
me, Rags, and my mum.
You know, it's two weeks left,
and we've got to sell
5,000-something tickets,
so we've just got to focus up,
put our heads together, and really
attack this problem,
think carefully
what our strategy is,
and execute that strategy perfectly
to get this job done,
and...
task number one on that list...
is to sit by the beach and get toasted.
[laughter]
[coughing]
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'll be all right. [laughs]
[laughter]
♪ energetic rap music ♪
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