[bright tone]
♪ hip-hop music ♪
♪ Yeah, baby, thicken it up ♪
♪ We can take it real slow, we can quicken it up ♪
♪ I wanna witness you spinning your shit ♪
♪ And picking it up ♪
♪ Take you to that special place ♪
♪ And we can figure it out ♪
Have we got crumpets?
- Yes, just doing them. - Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I've been sent a thing from production,
getting feedback from, like, a focus group.
Is it good feedback?
Well, let me see.
[man] Hey, everybody.
Thanks for coming to help us with this focus group.
What you just saw was some footage
from an upcoming documentary series.
What do you think, ladies?
Having an accent is-is kind of different
from all the other comedians that you see.
[man] It's like a charming British accent,
so it makes you, like, just laugh.
- I'm like, all right. - Yeah, I liked him.
- That's really good. - See?
[man] How would you describe his mom?
[woman] She's more natural, down-to-earth.
I don't know if they gave us enough of her.
[Leesa] They're talking about you.
She's just as funny as he is.
- [Theo] Did you hear that? - Mm-hmm.
[Theo] "She's as funny as he is."
The way he talked to his mom bothered me.
I see him being like a-- kind of like a jerk to her.
I thought he was really disrespectful to his mom.
He's just kind of being a jerk.
I've-I've been called a jerk about six times in this so far.
[man] What about him and his wife?
- He was kind of a jerk. - [man] He's what?
I said he's kind of a jerk.
That's twice just from that.
If my husband talked to me that way,
we would not be together right now.
Surprised you got a husband.
[woman] Give us a redeeming quality.
Ooh.
We're in trouble.
Uh, the feedback
has not been great, I don't think.
- Why is this guy interesting? - I don't have an answer.
I don't think he is interesting,
and I-I wouldn't watch it.
[man] I don't know, just-he's just boring.
[man] So he's boring to us?
Why would I watch him yell at his wife
'cause she's trying to help him do this?
I won't. I could care less.
And that's why he's boring to us.
[Romesh] It's a form of torture.
It's like a modern form of media,
entertainment industry torture.
[Ben] Well, the production just thought
it'd be good for you to get some feedback on the show.
[Romesh] This show is me,
so when they say...
when you get your feedback,
that feedback is, "You need to improve as a human."
The thing I don't get,
like, "grumpy, miserable jerk," actually, I get.
"Boring"? Am I boring?
Um...
Rom, not a word mentioned about me, mate.
I think I'm not in the fucking show.
They didn't mention a thing about me.
Sorry, are you here to be in a show,
or are you here to help me out?
Because your motivations seem all over the place.
Forget about it, man.
- What's up with you? - I think this stinks.
[Romesh] Do you know what I can't believe?
- I've been slagged off. - Yeah.
I've been told that I'm out of order to my mum.
I've been told I'm a jerk to my wife.
They've got no interest in watching the thing.
And I'm thinking, Oh, I wonder what he's gonna say
to soothe my conscience.
"I wasn't mentioned, mate." It's not about you, Rags.
Rom, I just wanted some feedback, man, okay?
Maybe lose the topknot, yeah?
You could also lose some diva attitude as well.
[laughter]
All right, yeah, so you're all gonna gang up now and...
[laughter]
♪ piano arpeggios ♪
♪♪♪
♪ playful music ♪
[Ben] Rom, um, how's it going?
Um, yeah, good.
I'm, uh, searching my name on Twitter
to desperately find positive comments about myself.
It's a bit sad, but I can't tell you
it's the first time I've done it.
- Hello, Mum. - Oh.
Um, I've got a little surprise for you.
[Ben] So the production have actually pulled a few strings,
and they know that you and your mum's favorite film
is Coming to America.
Mm.
[Ben] And they have got you a meeting with--
Eddie Murphy?
[Ben] Uh, Arsenio Hall.
That's great.
Hold on, why have they sorted out a meeting
with Arsenio Hall?
You're joking, eh?
No, we're meeting him today.
- We're gonna go-- - Are we?
- Yeah. - Oh, my God.
Sorry, I thought this show was just
documenting what we're doing.
I didn't realize it was like Make-A-Wish.
Why are we suddenly being delivered this thing?
[Ben] Well, I think-I think, you-you know, they, uh...
- I'm so excited. - Are you?
Honest to God, Rom. Yes, yes, yes.
- Are you? - I like these things.
- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
If I could meet Oprah as well, I would love it.
Yeah, sure, I think she's gonna give us a lift there.
- Yeah? - Yeah, no.
- All right, no? - No.
[Ben] Also, you're going wine tasting.
I mean...
♪ upbeat electronic music ♪
♪♪♪
[Romesh] Are you gonna get drunk?
No, I'll try my best not to get drunk.
- How about that? - Okay.
Oh, this is him, this is him, this is him, this is him.
Holy shit.
Eh-hey. [chuckles]
- [Shanthi] Hello. - Hi.
- Shanthi. - Yes.
Oh, gosh, God bless you.
Oh, you don't know how happy I am
to see you, my God.
Am I saying your name right? Shanthi?
Yes, you have.
Such a pleasure to meet you, man.
Does he get his sense of humor from you?
- You're gonna tell me... - Oh, okay.
...after talking to me, and you can judge that.
I'm looking forward to today.
[Romesh] But I'm not an idiot.
This has been set up to the direct results
of that focus group.
You didn't even have the forethought
to put some distance between it.
We're literally... this is happening.
♪ lounge music ♪
[Arsenio] So, Shanthi, what do you do?
I work for the post office.
I've been working there for 25 years.
When my son become millionaire, I can...
That's her long-term financial plan.
It's the best feeling in the world when you call your mom
and say, "You don't have to work again."
And your mama start cussing people out at the job.
"What? You want me to do what? I ain't doing shit.
'Cause Romi's a millionaire, motherfucker."
I might do that.
[laughter]
[Arsenio] Wow, that one has an ass like Amber Rose,
that one right there, that...
...all white and muscular.
[laughter]
[Shanthi] Oh, isn't it beautiful?
[Arsenio] That doesn't even look real.
I mean, if somebody painted it,
you would say, "Ah, no clouds look like that."
Gorgeous.
[Shanthi] I love red wine.
I think wine purists drink red.
Right, yeah, sure.
When you meet a wine expert,
or someone who really, really knows wine,
they don't want white.
Yeah, red is the one.
- Let's toast to the one. - Yes, one.
[Arsenio] Yes.
So how's it going with, uh...
what-where is Coming to America 2 at?
I'm hoping that the second draft
will be finished by Christmas, maybe?
So do you have, like- like, for example,
will they come to you for this,
for the sequel for casting decisions and stuff like that?
Wh-why?
It would be amazing to get, like, a tiny...
do you know what I mean?
It-it-it's too early to talk to me about casting
for Coming to America.
It's-it's too early.
Yeah, no, I get it. Sorry, I'm sorry.
[Arsenio] Mom, does that make sense?
- It does, it does. - Yeah, I know, I know.
But I'm just saying, if it came up, do you know what I mean?
Let's give it some time.
♪♪♪
[Arsenio] Boy. Are you loving this?
[Shanthi] I love this, yes.
You've stopped dating, right?
I haven't had date for five years now.
Do you still, um-do you still go up and stuff, like...
Oh, yeah, as a matter of fact, I started doing stand-up again.
I had stopped doing stand-up for a while,
and now I'm doing it again.
I was trying-I'm trying to get up as much as I can over here,
do you know what I mean, but in the UK,
I can get gigs, like, easy,
and then over here it's been a bit of an adjustment
because...
...like, a lot of these places won't let me go.
Like, I went to The Comedy Store...
...and tried to sort of get some time,
and they said they need someone to vouch for me,
like, just someone to put in a good word,
do you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
Like, maybe, let's talk about it later?
Yeah, sure.
- Yeah, sure. - [Arsenio] Great.
I couldn't believe when they told me you were
a Coming to America fan.
[laughter]
I'm gonna go for a cigarette or something.
- [Arsenio] You smoke? - Yeah.
[Shanthi] That's no good.
Even Mom knows that, man.
[birds cawing distantly]
I'll see you guys in a bit.
[sneakers squeaking]
His shoes are squeaking.
- [laughs] - Did you hear his shoe?
When he walked away, his shoes went...
[imitating squeaking]
Maybe he's not wearing socks.
♪♪♪
[Arsenio] This wine is too good.
Too good. [laughs]
He's gone now. I'ma use his chair.
Could've been like this, me and you, all day, right?
- All day, of course. - Yes, yes, yes.
[Ben] Would you say that Arsenio
was flirting with your mum?
I think, had I not been there,
they would've finished one of the bottles of red
and just had it on the table.
[both] Mmm.
What are we doing tomorrow? What have you got planned?
Are we going ice-skating with Julia Roberts?
Pottery with Kevin Hart?
Tomorrow, I'm doing my thing.
I don't want any rocking up
and saying, "Oh, just to let you know,
we decided to-to send you on an intensive Latin course
with Peter Dinklage.
[Ben] Hey, Rom, can I just grab a quick, uh,
word with both of you?
Sha-uh-Shanthi, how was-you-just...
- How was-- - [laughs]
Uh, how was-how was that for you?
Oh, I really enjoyed his company.
- And, um-- - What are you doing?
What is this?
[Ben] Well, it's just-it's just this was Shanthi's--
So she's doing a fucking face-the-camera now?
[Ben] Any thoughts about your experience, about the day?
When I met him,
I found him very funny.
Very funny.
And I-I enjoyed his company.
So I thought, uh, yeah.
This is one of the worst fucking things I've ever seen.
- Shall we just go, please? - Okay.
Did Arsenio get his dick out?
I feel like slapping you, honest to God.
[chuckles]
♪ hip-hop music ♪
♪♪♪
♪ I bet you've never seen a cooler person ♪
- ♪ It's James Bond ♪ - ♪ Who? ♪
♪ The stupid version ♪
♪ No good at what he does, so he can't be earning ♪
♪ Do you have a day job? ♪
♪ What bar do you work in? ♪
[Romesh] Be honest with me. Be genuine with me.
Do you think I'm interesting?
No, I mean, am I boring? Is what I'm getting at.
Sometimes, yes.
Jesus Christ.
Have you done anything to make it interesting?
Have you done anything?
Other than introducing your mum to this...
what's-his-hall?
- Arsenio. - Arsenio Hall.
What is Arsenio Hall?
- "What is Arsenio Hall"? - "What is Arsenio"--
Arsenio Hall is this lovely, ornate,
sort of 19th-century hall
in the middle of Los Angeles.
- And you guys went there? - [both] Yeah.
Have you heard of it, Arsenio Hall?
I've heard of it, but why wasn't I invited?
I didn't think it was a type of hall that you'd want to visit.
I didn't think you would like going to halls.
How do you know that I don't like--
All right, fine. [stammers]
It's still there.
If you want to go see Arsenio Hall, I'll take you.
Mum loved the hall.
I-I did, I-I really...
liked the hall.
Yeah, it felt like Mum really wanted to explore the hall.
[laughs] No.
I thought she was gonna get on top of the hall at one point.
♪ hip-hop music ♪
♪♪♪
♪ Long way down from the tenth floor ♪
♪ But I couldn't be further from M4 ♪
♪ I'm on all fours, head held high up ♪
♪ Galloping around town, looking like a centaur ♪
[Romesh] So while Rags and Mum hang out,
I have organized for Leesa and I
to have a little sort of date day.
[Ben] Obviously, this is a reaction to the focus group
saying you weren't very nice to Leesa.
No.
[Ben] So the focus groups say you should be nicer
to your family and should be more exciting.
The next day, you're on horseback.
♪ exciting music ♪
[Leesa] I was very surprised
that you wanted to go horse riding.
I didn't know you were into horse riding.
[Romesh] Um, I'm not really.
I just thought it might be something you might be into.
- [Romesh] Obviously not. - [Leesa] No.
- No? - Not really.
I haven't ridden a horse since I was eight.
Just thought this might be something
to do with the focus group.
This is not because of the focus group.
[Leesa] Okay. You just have to take everything
with a pinch of salt and just not worry about it.
[Romesh] Well, it's easier said than done.
They weren't calling you a jerk.
[laughs]
- [Romesh] Ta-da. - [Leesa] Wow.
- Nice, right? - Very romantic.
[Romesh] I got healthy crap that you like.
[Leesa] I'm very impressed.
- [Romesh] Huh, yeah? - [Leesa] Yeah.
- Cheers. - Cheers. Thank you.
See, if we were living out here permanently,
I'd do this for you every week.
- Could you pass me a knife? - Sure. Certainly, my darling.
And some bread.
Which bread would you like, my honey bun?
Oh, I don't know.
Let me ask you a question.
And I'll believe whatever you say to me.
- Would you live here? - Yeah, what's not to like?
- So you would live here? - Yeah.
But you haven't changed your ticket.
I know, but I need to get the kids back to school.
Catch up, see their friends.
It was always an open return ticket, wasn't it?
It was never...
It's not an open return ticket. It's a return ticket.
[laughs] Okay, well, it's a return ticket.
Do you ever wonder sometimes
if our relationship is completely dependent
on us not seeing each other that much,
and if we did spend a lot of time together,
we'd realize that we didn't get on?
Yeah, probably.
- I was joking. - Oh, I wasn't.
- Yes, you were. - [giggles]
Check that out.
♪ playful music ♪
It's the Greek.
Any reaction?
Yeah, it's the Greek. I've seen it before.
Words of support?
You're deeply, deeply difficult to impress,
do you know that?
I know.
You're so lucky I settled for you.
[laughs]
What is gonna happen
is I'm gonna smash it for the next few weeks.
- Sell out the Greek... - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
...then you're gonna hear about me selling out the Greek,
either from a text message from me, or from the news.
You'll be on the news.
And then you'll arrive at LAX,
and then I'll be waiting for you, and you'll go,
"Romesh, I'm sorry I doubted you.
I went back to England
despite the fact that you were on your way
to becoming a huge success in America.
How will you ever forgive me?"
I'll say, "Leesa, I don't know if I can," and then you'll go,
"Romesh, what can I do to make it up to you?"
And then I'll go, "How about a blowie?"
[snickers] Oh, God.
And then you'll go, "Yes."
And then it'd be, like, just fade to black,
as you suck me off.
That's never gonna happen.
[laughs]
♪ playful music ♪
[Shanthi] Did you both enjoy your date?
- [Leesa] Yeah, it was good. - [Romesh] It was great.
Tea, anyone?
I'll have an Earl Grey, please.
Earl Grey.
Can I have green tea, please, Leesa?
[Rags] Thanks, Leesa, you're really nice, thank you.
What are we doing? Like, we watching some TV or...
Uh, well, I thought you and I could go out, Mum.
Yeah?
Do you know how when we were with Arsenio...
Yes?
...and you said, "I haven't been on a date for five years."
- That's very true. Yeah. - Yeah.
So what I thought we could do today...
[Shanthi] Mm-hmm?
...I'm taking you to sort of like a-a cookery
kind of mixer,
which is where you and I are gonna do some cooking.
But there are some gentlemen there,
and you can chat and mingle and stuff like that.
[Shanthi] Oh, yeah.
And if you get on with somebody...
- Yeah? - You can have a bit of dick.
♪♪♪
♪ Take it on the chin ♪
♪ Six million ways to shake it and it's grim ♪
♪ That's disgusting ♪
♪ Got me staying for the dim, baby, I'ma win ♪
♪ I'ma cut the cake and get it in, uh ♪
♪ Bad man ting, bad man ting ♪
We're really excited to welcome everybody tonight
to BLVD Kitchen for our cooking class
on foods of love.
So the first thing we're gonna make tonight
is going to be a cocktail with watermelons.
It's been said to actually even mimic Viagra.
So we're gonna start off
with our watermelon cocktail tonight.
[Ben] Are you sort of nervous for your mum? Are you...?
[Romesh] Yes, I am nervous for my mum.
I don't think my mum's ever been on a date.
I mean, she's been on a date with my dad.
But that was after they'd sort of settled down and got married.
So I'm gonna try and encourage her
to sort of talk to people,
which she won't do instinctively.
- How are you? - Good, thank you.
Enjoy your lesson?
Do you come very often here or...?
[Ben] I just want to say, this is great.
You know, the focus group said
you should be nicer to your mum.
You're being nicer to your mum.
Oh, my God. Can you help me?
You got to put it hard, like this.
Ah.
I'm not doing this in response to the focus group.
I'm doing this because I want to help my mum out.
[laughs]
Is it an interesting coincidence
that it's off the back of the focus group
saying I'm not nice enough to my mum?
Yes, arguably yes.
Pat, pat, pat, pat, pat, like that.
Don't be afraid. [laughs]
[chef] You know, I get the cherries out...
[man] I like to pick my cherries.
- [chef] Ooh. - [laughter]
[chef] It's getting racy in here.
[Shanthi] I'm going to get drunk.
[laughter]
[Ben] Uh, I guess you didn't really need to worry,
because your mum was actually more sociable than you were.
Yes, my mum was a lot more interesting and sociable
and funny than I was, yes.
I have to concede that.
[Shanthi laughs]
That's-that's, uh, namaste. That's namaste.
- How are you doing, Mum? - Doing fine.
I didn't think that I will enjoy so much,
but it's good, good, meeting--
Isn't it-isn't it mainly Buddhists that say that line?
No, no, there are Hindus, Muslims.
[Ben] I mean, did you have any sort of fun at all?
Um...
Me, Don, and Bob had an interesting conversation
about how, uh,
phones have affected our lives.
What do you use, Rom?
I've got an iPhone as well,
iPhone 6.
[laughter]
Yeah, it's an amazing device. It really is.
It's so nice to meet so many different people.
[Romesh] I went into this week
sort of pissed off about
what the focus group said, and, you know,
them sort of insinuating that I'm boring.
And after this evening,
I actually think they weren't harsh enough.
I am dull as fuck.
♪ instrumental music ♪
♪♪♪
- [Romesh] All right, Rags? - [Rags] Hi, there.
All right, man.
What's up with you? You seem a bit down.
I mean, like, the focus group thing.
That-that sort of brought me right down, you know, like--
Look, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that when I was watching
the focus group,
and they said that I was a jerk,
and that I was out of order to my mum,
I was out of order to Leesa,
I was unlikable, I was not funny,
I was boring, I wasn't interesting.
I'm sorry that when I was watching all of that,
I didn't think to myself,
"Poor Rags, he's not been mentioned."
You did think that?
No, I'm sorry that I didn't think that.
Oh, right, yeah, thanks, man.
For me to be in this show properly,
and then people to notice me,
I think I have to do something good.
Okay, so what I've done,
I've just organized the stand-up comedy lady
that actually teaches everyone to do
stand-up comedy properly in the U.S.
So you want to be a stand-up comedian?
Yeah, I've always wanted to be
in the entertainment industry, but--
So you've tried to get into the entertainment industry
before, have you?
Well, I formed a band called Unwanted Generation
back in the old days.
Unwanted Generation?
Unwanted Generation, back in Sri Lanka.
You know, we went on shows.
I had the guitar,
but it was not plugged in.
And I used to just walk around doing this.
Why did you do that?
Like, I wanted to be in the band, mate.
That's what I was born to do.
But my parents didn't allow--
I mean, you can't be born to do it.
You can't be born to be a guitar player.
My parents didn't allow me to learn it, all right?
Will you actually be doing the stand-up yourself?
Or do you want to just stand there and mime
and somebody else does the set for you?
Okay, fine, I will come and support you
on your lifelong dream of becoming a stand-up comedian,
which started two days ago when you watched the focus group.
♪ hip-hop music ♪
[Romesh] Rags has lived his whole life
believing that he should be famous.
Stand-up comedy, I don't know where that's come from.
But I-I don't think the discipline matters.
If he discovered that origami was the way to worldwide fame,
then he'd be folding paper like a motherfucker.
♪ Pretty good at this ♪
♪ You should swing by the session ♪
♪ About a thousand people even think that I'm a legend ♪
[man] I'm white, I'm Christian,
I smoke cigarettes inside my home,
I eat red meat,
and I live in Los Angeles, California.
I'm the freaking minority.
[laughter and applause]
[woman] And I go in there
and I go up to this male sales assistant,
and I say, "Oh, um, excuse me, um,
can you tell me where I can find the knickers, please?"
And do you know what he whispers to me?
He whispers, "Are you asking me
where you can find the black people?"
[laughter]
I live in Little Baghdad.
I mean, Iran. I mean, Persia.
I mean, Beverly Hills.
[woman guffaws]
It's so crowded there,
you can't even find a place to park your camel.
[laughter]
♪ playful music ♪
I heard more racism in the hour that I was sat in there
than you get at a Klan rally.
They have a new restaurant. I think it's in Westwood.
It's a fast food joint.
It's called Burka King.
[laughter]
[woman laughing loudly]
♪♪♪
It's a funny joke.
[Ben] So you've learned a little bit
about how to do stand-up in America?
Yes, I have learned a little bit
about how to do stand-up in America.
You pick an ethnic group,
and you batter the shit out of them verbally.
[applause]
Comedy comes in many colors, in many ways, in many things,
and I've got a new person.
Can I have your name?
Uh, it's not me, it's my-Rags.
Why don't you?
Oh, with that hair? Give him a round of applause.
He's coming up here.
- We're gonna get you up here. - Whoa.
All right, now, let's do this real quick.
What name are you gonna go by?
- Rags. - Rex.
- Rags. - Rags! Oh, is that what it is?
Let's go from Rags to riches.
Ladies and gentlemen,
bringing up the comedy, Rags!
First time performing. Let's do this.
[Romesh] When he walked up,
I felt terrif-I felt like I was doing my first gig.
Um...
♪ dramatic percussive music ♪
My name is Rags.
♪♪♪
Uh, I'll have to be honest.
This is the first time I'm standing up
trying to attempt at this, right?
Being a stand-up comedian, I guess.
I came in today thinking that it was gonna be a class,
so I was prepared to bring something.
I was expecting notebook, pen, things like that.
[laughter]
He basically freestyled five minutes of stand-up.
So we used to look over the grass and go,
"Where the fuck are we?" You know what I mean?
- [laughter] - So...
[Romesh] It was great. He was amazing.
I was really proud of him. I was buzzing, watching him.
"How are you enjoying it?" And I said,
"How can I enjoy, darling? My balls are on the ceiling."
[laughter]
[Romesh] I thought his delivery was perfect.
I thought, you know, he had some good jokes in there.
It's his first time ever.
He's just pulling them out of the air.
I thought it was great.
You were absolutely fantastic.
- Yeah? - How did it feel?
I feel like I can do it, yeah.
[Romesh] I thought you were better than everyone.
I mean, I didn't want to push too hard,
but at the end of the day,
maybe a possibility at some stage
that I could do a little bit with you, or...?
[music stops]
Uh, I'm not saying that we've created a monster.
I'm just thinking, like, as a small guest spot or something.
Why don't we enjoy tonight? Yeah?
We might've created a monster.
♪ staccato orchestral music ♪
♪♪♪
Did you contact any of those blokes?
I had good time cooking and watching them,
but...
I didn't like any of them.
You don't know my taste.
What is your taste?
Tall black men.
Sorry, did you just say your taste is tall black men?
- Yes. - [chuckles]
Okay, well...
So I think I've been smashing life, basically.
We had a nice day at the--
Did you enjoy your date-dating?
Yeah, it was lovely. It was really nice.
And Rags and I actually had a nice time
at the stand-up class.
[Leesa] Why did you take him to a stand-up class?
He's agreed that I'm gonna be
a-a good stand-up comedian,
so I'll be the second act, backing him.
- The warm-up. - Before he--warm-up guy.
[Leesa] You need to have 20 minutes--
I'll get 'em really nice and wet.
And then he comes on stage.
- Ew. - Why would you say "wet"?
- Sweating in laughter. - No-nobody says that.
Nobody says that.
It means something else in the U.K.
I think it's nice of Romesh to give you an opportunity.
Yeah, I agree with that.
He's only gone with you to the stand-up,
he only took you to the dating thing,
he only went on that horse riding date with me
because of that focus group.
I hold my hands up.
I reacted to the focus group.
They were saying I was a jerk.
They were saying I was horrible to you.
The sort of thing that got to me the most
is, like, them saying I'm boring, if I'm being honest.
When we all are together,
but you don't say much, uh...
So you think I'm boring?
I like you being boring.
- Uh-huh. - That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, so you're agreeing. You all think I'm boring.
[Shanthi] No, I don't-I didn't say that.
You think I'm boring, you think I'm boring.
- You think I'm boring. - A little bit boring.
All right, well, would a boring person do this?
[Rags] Oh, my God.
Are you crazy? You nutter.
Huh? It's sugar glass. I set it up.
[whispering] Fucking hell.
This guy's mad.
Huh?
♪ playful music ♪
You've got to admit that that was impressive.
I mean, that is me...
I mean, the focus group, show 'em that.
Show 'em a bit of that. See what they think then.
[Ben] You said the whole way along that the focus group
has not bothered you.
Are you at least admitting now
that it did bother you?
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Yes, it really did bother me.
Was that not exciting?
[Rags] That's not exciting.
Leesa, did you not find that--
- I was scared. - I was scared as well.
Man, I got such a fear,
I thought you were gonna cut your neck off or something.
[Ben] It looked a little bit suicidal.
Yeah, I can see that. Yeah.
You-you say, "You think I'm boring,
you think I'm boring, you think I'm boring,"
then you jump through a sheet of glass.
That is probably a man trying to kill himself.
Go back to being boring.
You better get the dustpan and brush.
Yeah, clean it up.
Okay. I'm sorry.
Was is not even a little bit exciting?
[sighs] Fuck.
♪ I keep pushing mommies ♪
♪ Please don't try and tell me nothin' ♪
♪ You are not my demographic ♪
♪ I don't care if you say fuck him ♪
♪ I'm erratic with my rappin' ♪
♪ Give a fuck if you say somethin' 'bout my lyrics ♪
♪ I spit lyrics for the nutter showin' lovin' ♪
♪ I'll be sittin' here ♪
♪ See my future crystal clear ♪
♪ Sippin' on a whiskey ♪
♪ On the beach in sunny center ♪
♪ How we never liked the idea idolizing fuckin' neeks ♪
♪ Ralph Lauren was such a cheat ♪
♪ But man they rock him on the streets ♪
♪ I'm sittin' here ♪
♪ I don't rock no cedar wood ♪
♪ Man I'm tryna speak as good ♪
♪ Okay fam read a book ♪
♪ Grab a matchstick and some oil ♪
♪ Be a G, eat the top ♪
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