[bright tone]
♪ hip-hop music ♪
♪♪♪
♪ Do yourself a favor, be your own boss ♪
♪ Make your own moves or it be your own loss ♪
[Romesh] This is the week that I ramp things up.
I've hired a publicist.
She suggested lots of different bits and pieces I could do.
All of those things cost money.
[Ben] So money is becoming an issue?
[Romesh] Well, I am paying for everybody to be here.
If they don't reduce their expenditure,
I'm actually gonna have to sell one of them.
I think it'll be Charlie. He's the cutest.
Can fetch a good price. Market price.
As long as they don't tell me what they're doing to him,
I don't give a shit.
Out of sight, out of mind,
do you know what I mean?
- I spoke to a publicist. - Yeah.
And she said I need to think about doing,
like, a YouTube cam--
like an advert campaign. I--
How much you talking?
To get us really moving, publicity-wise,
you're looking at about $50,000.
[Ben] Are you putting any of your own money into that?
I've already spent too much money,
so I can't now spend another $50,000 on this, no.
So I have to find a way of raising the money.
You heard of Craiglist, right?
- Yes. - Know what you got to do?
You got to put a ad in there, mate.
And start working for that money.
I mean, what sort of jobs do you think
- we're gonna be getting... - Uh...
From Craigslist?
For $50,000?
Yeah, you might get an--
you know, someone might call us and say, you know,
come and stay with us for the night,
and we might pay a grand or two,
you know, who knows?
I mean, isn't that...
quite a weird scenario?
Would you agree to that?
What's wrong with that?
It might--they might be just wanting a small massage
or something.
For $2,000?
Yeah, people pay that, mate.
I've been in situations that I've got paid
fuckin' more than that.
- For a massage? - For no, I don't know.
- I'm gonna ask you a question. - We could get more.
- I'm gonna ask you a question. - What?
Have you, or have you not,
sucked a dick for $2,000?
[both laughing]
You bastard.
[chortling]
♪ dramatic music ♪
♪♪♪
[Romesh] So obviously the Craigslist thing
was a non-starter, but, uh,
I've taken the initiative and gotten myself
a corporate gig.
And that's how I survived for a long--
for a long stretch as a standup in the UK.
[indistinct chatter]
They're terrible gigs,
but the money's incredible.
So I figure, I need to raise money,
this is the quickest way to do it.
[Ben] What are you-- doing some material?
[Romesh] Uh, well, that's the bonus of this gig.
It doesn't require me to do any material, really.
[Ben] So, what, crowd work, or...
[Romesh] I'm pretending to be Zoltar
from the Tom Hanks film "Big."
[Leah] Hi, guys, I just wanted
to welcome everybody here.
I am Leah with Aklin Entertainment,
and we are so happy that you're here.
We want you to just mingle and have a really good time.
We've got a lot of our tried-and-true clients here.
Food, drinks, entertainment, please just enjoy yourselves.
[applause]
- Hello. - Hi.
I am Zoltar.
You are having doubts
about something in your life currently, aren't you?
Zoltar can tell.
No.
Zoltar thinks you just suffered a break-up.
No.
[Ben] I just don't know if you're qualified
to give advice.
Who's qualified as Zoltar?
But, like, you're not, like. a proper medium.
There's no SATs in Zoltar.
There's no college degree in Zoltar.
I'm fucking Zoltar.
If you're brown and you put a turban on,
you've passed the test; you're Zoltar.
Zoltar feels there's a special somebody...
with a D in their name?
Is that correct? S?
N?
R?
- Yes! - Yes.
Zoltar, I'ma be honest.
Two weeks ago,
I got hit on by a Victoria's Secret model.
- Yeah. - Zoltar is impressed.
Very impressed.
Zoltar thinks that you should, uh,
try and smash with the Victoria's Secret model.
Oh, totally.
[Ben] Well, I've never heard any other medium say,
"You should go out and smash someone."
How is it bad advice to tell someone to have sex?
Zoltar thinks that Skyping isn't the same
as being with somebody,
That's true.
And Skype can only take you so far.
A lady has needs. Is Zoltar correct?
- You're not smashing anybody. - No, I'm not.
And you'd like to be smashing more.
I would like to get back to being comfortable, yeah.
Yeah. Fucking go for it, man. Yeah?
- That makes sense. - Yeah.
- Cool. - Thank you.
You're a good guy. All right. I'll see you later. I'm going.
Excuse me, I just got a complaint
that some of your instructions or advice
is provocative.
Like what, really?
And a little bit more sexually inclined
than I'd like at a corporate event,
so can you just keep it more professional?
- Okay, sorry. - Thank you.
Sorry about that.
[Romesh] I did start to sort of chill out a bit.
[Ben] I mean, chill out's an understatement, isn't it?
It's just, I was in there for such a long time.
How many times can you tell people,
"Go and get some more action"?
It's probably gonna be all right. It's boring.
Are you eating right now?
Somebody left this here. I don't know what--
It's not break time. It's really unprofessional.
Okay, I was just picking at it. Somebody left this--
Okay, when there's a break, we'll give you food, water,
everything you need, but not now.
[fork clatters]
♪ light music ♪
♪♪♪
[Ben] What's going on?
Fuckin' done with it, man.
It's shit, isn't it?
It's the shittest thing anybody has ever done.
[Ben] Yeah, but if you leave, do you think
they'll still pay you?
Yes. I'll invoice.
I'm done, though.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Zoltar predicts...
he's gonna make a massive saving
on his Halloween costume this year.
♪ eerie music ♪
♪♪♪
[man laughs evilly]
♪♪♪
Theo, you take Charlie and Alex up there,
and we'll wait for you here, all right?
[Theo] Charlie, Alex, come with me.
[Romesh] Hey, guys, just quickly
while the kids are busy,
can I ask you something?
How much did these costumes cost?
50 bucks. Each. I think.
Each for you, and all of-- and each of the kids as well?
Each.
So that's about 200, $300?
[Rags] Why are you worried about that now?
- Why are you worried? - We're just having fun, mate.
I bought loads of candy as well, for the kids.
Yeah, no, the kids, yeah.
How much did you buy?
Guys, wait a sec-- no, listen.
You spend a load of money.
- "I want to get..." - What's wrong with that?
"...this food, that food."
Then we get takeaway. "Let me just try this one."
And then you try it. "Don't like it."
Then it's just sitting there.
You get carried away with American grocery stores.
Why are you talking about money now?
I'm just saying, let's just chill out a bit,
do you know what I mean?
We can fix it.
What's your problem?
Just being unfair.
You've picked the wrong time to talk about this.
Look, the kids are coming back now.
[Rags] They're having fun.
Hello, boys, what'd you get?
[overlapping chatter]
How great is that?
We carry on having fun, but remember,
we just need to think about
spending a little less money, all right, generally, okay?
What's that got to do with trick-or-treating?
He means get enough sweets so that we don't have to buy
any more food.
No, that's not-- okay, let's just go,
'cause you're just-- people are being ridiculous.
[Rags] Don't be a Scrooge. Let the kids have fun, mate.
[Romesh] Mum, do you want to help me choose a director
for these YouTube ads?
[Shanthi] Okay.
They're gonna come up with a lot of ideas.
And then you listen
to the ideas, and you decide whether
you think that's gonna be a good ad.
Okay. I'll do my best.
Okay. Just don't fuck it up.
I won't fuck it up, no.
[Romesh] Should we just get straight into it?
- [man] Yeah, let's do it. - Cool.
This is my pitch right here, this storyboard.
It essentially revolves around you
in Los Angeles.
But why do you say that, Los Angeles--
'Cause that's where the show is, Los Angeles.
- Oh, okay, okay. - Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so, you know, we don't...
...here, like, know who you are.
Yes.
I think it could provide a good opportunity
to just play with people and keep asking the question of,
"Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?"
It's like people--
That just sounds a bit pathetic, doesn't it?
- What? - He's asking for attention.
- That's the angle on it. - Yeah.
Oh, I don't like the idea.
[Gary] And then this is you interviewing people
on the streets.
"Are you excited to see Romesh Ranganathan?"
And they're all gonna go, "Who's that?"
I like that, Romesh. Yeah.
[Romesh] How much do you like it, a lot?
I like it a lot.
Yeah, when Natalie pitched almost an identical idea...
Yeah.
...you described it as...
both: "Pathetic."
So why is it that when Gary pitched it,
you thought it was the most amazing thing you'd ever heard,
and when Natalie pitched it, you thought it was pathetic?
Is it because...
The way Natalie-- Natalie explained...
Was exactly the same as how Gary ex--
No, no, no.
Were you flirting with Gary?
Don't make me say things, Romy!
I'm not making you say anything.
It's just w-- do you not think it's---
What do you take me for?
Why would I flirt with him?
I don't know, I've got no other explanation
as to why she reacted so positively to an idea
that less than an hour earlier
she'd been presented and described as pathetic.
What changed?
I'll tell you what changed.
Cock and balls.
[Romesh] Do you know how much this would cost?
Yeah.
- How much you got? - [laughs]
I did feel sort of particularly drawn towards Natalie.
I was impressed by her energy, I was impressed by her ideas,
and I was impressed by the fact that she's
probably gonna be cheaper than the other options.
Lovely to meet you. Cheers, take care. Thank you.
I do think it's slightly more difficult
than it has to be.
[Ben] What do you mean?
Well, you know, I'm looking for a director.
[Ben] Are you asking me for help?
Would you--if I asked for help, would you give me help?
[Ben] I mean, I'd have to contact my agent--
Oh, my God. Okay, forget it.
No, I'll just do it myself.
I've just got a text from Rags.
What does he say?
He says he's having some problem
and he needs me to go meet him.
What problem?
You know, he's doing this Craigslist thing.
Is he going to pay tax?
I don't know, why are you-- what are you, the IRS?
You will be in trouble then.
- Why will I be in trouble? - You invited him.
If he start working, don't pay tax, what will happen?
Okay, Mum, I haven't got time for this.
♪ Do the thing, count the dough ♪
♪ Stack it up ♪
♪ Count the dough ♪
♪ Stack it up ♪
♪ Count the dough, stack it up ♪
♪ Uh, count the dough ♪
♪ Stack it up, uh, count the dough ♪
♪ Stack it up ♪
[chickens clucking]
Rags.
Hey, Rom. Oh, man.
- Shit. - What's going on?
The fuck is this?
One of the chickens got away, man.
What chickens?
There were three chickens
when I came to do this work.
Rags, Rags, Rags. What are you talking about?
Rom, I came to this job, right?
Just clean up, you know, the-- the chicken poo and all that,
see there?
I've been collecting that.
And he told me I have to keep an eye on them.
I don't know what happened, but I--pfft--it's missing, man.
Rags, why are you doing this job?
Well, we need the money.
How much are you getting paid for this?
$200. That's good money.
- It's not worth it. - This is good work.
- I don't like you doing it. - Rom!
Why? Why?
Stand there, hold your balls, mate.
Be a fucking man, right?
Let's go and find that chicken.
[sighs]
Hello, excuse me. Sorry to bother you.
Afternoon. We're just looking for a chicken.
Have you seen a white chicken?
[woman] A chicken?
You haven't seen a chicken
around here, have you, by any chance?
Have you seen a chicken, guys?
[Ben] You seemed even grumpier than usual with him.
Part of that came from frustration at myself,
because my complaints have led to him doing this.
Right? So I felt bad about that.
But I don't understand his--
there's no logic to what he was doing.
[Rags] You know how to call out for chicken?
- No. - You go...
- I don't think... - ...buk, buk, buk, buk.
Oh, chicken, chicken.
Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken.
Buk, buk, buk, buk, buk, buk, buk, buk, buk, buk, buk, buk.
- Any luck? - No.
Okay, look at these two houses.
Right.
Which house would a chicken choose?
[scoffs] Oh, my God.
- [intercom beeps] - Hello?
Hello, we are not available now.
Please leave your name and phone number
after the beep.
- [beep] - Uh, hi.
Um, I'm Rags.
We are looking for a-- a lost chicken.
Rags, you're just aggravating a dog now.
It's white in color,
and, uh, if you happen to find it,
could you give us a call back, please?
Rags, what the fuck are you doing?
If you find it, uh, there may be some, uh,
reward for you then.
Please give us a call. Thank you, bye.
Rags, if the chicken has jumped over this bit of wire
and has managed to make it past the dog,
I say good luck to it.
Come on.
Is it there?
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
[whispering] Come here.
Let's go home.
- You prick, honestly. - Rags, I'm going home.
What a terrible thing to do.
There it is, there it is, there it is, there it is.
- There it is. - Wow!
[Rags] See? Hard work pays off, mate.
[Ben] So, not a successful day?
[Romesh] I feel a bit bad about it, if I'm being honest.
He's come all the way over here
to help me out,
and then because I've been a prick
and been moaning about money,
he's cleaning up chicken shit.
What's the career progression from this?
Who knows? Like...
...I want to start somewhere,
and then try and build up, you know?
Like, 400, 800, 1,600, 3,000--
Okay, I know how numbers work, Rags.
♪ I don't want to get a job, fuck it ♪
♪ I just want to sit around, smoke weed ♪
♪ Flick through dope beats ♪
♪ Rip cold scratch tunes ♪
♪ Freestyle so deep ♪
♪♪♪
Why don't you tell them what your job was today?
You did a job?
Yeah, I did a job for Craiglist.
It was a hard job, but I made some money
towards the $50,000 we were talking about.
So there's some money in the bank, so it'll grow.
And in no time, we'll catch up on the $50,000,
so that's what it's all about, so--
Rags was paid $200 to clean out chicken shit.
You clean chicken shit?
Yeah.
Why?
- Well, $200 pay. - $200.
And for enjoyment.
And he lost one of the chickens.
- What? - One of the chickens ran away.
[Rags] One of the chickens ran away.
I've got to be honest, when I walked up and I saw Rags
sweeping out the chicken coop...
Yeah.
...I did feel a little bit bad.
[Shanthi] Yeah.
And it did make me think that maybe
I've gone over the top with, uh...
- Thank you, man. - Complaining about money.
I can do a bit more shopping tomorrow?
No, that's not-- that doesn't mean
continue as you were before.
It just means I'm sorry I overstated the situation.
And also, I'm gonna try and like,
look at other ways of sort of generating a bit of money
for the--for the ad.
So I don't want you to sort of worry about it too much.
- Ching-ching to that, Ro. - Ching-ching.
- [Romesh] Ching-ching. - [Rags] Well done.
♪ laid-back rock music ♪
♪♪♪
- [Ben] How you feeling today? - [Romesh] I'm feeling good.
It's a big day today. Uh, shooting our YouTube ad.
[Ben] So how can you afford to shoot the commercial?
[Romesh] Shooting the commercial is not where
the cost is; I've got Natalie for free.
The location's free.
The cost is in actually putting the advert out.
All right, can we just do a run-through, please.
So, the idea is, one continuous shot.
I'll talk you through it.
Black-and-white, see a shot of the fountains
at Universal CityWalk.
Shanthi?
My son has always been a funny boy.
And he makes me laugh all the time,
and I think he can make you laugh, too.
- He's a star. - Then Rags.
I wouldn't say it like this.
That's kind of written for someone to memorize it
and read it back.
That's how lines--that's how--
that's how a script works, Rags.
That's like for...
What you're questioning is the process of scripts.
That's, like, for an actor, man.
It's not for--like, a family person
would come out with this-- what he actually feels like.
Okay, what do you want to say, Rags?
Uh, my nephew is the greatest comedian in the whole universe.
You wait till he makes his scene here,
and he's gonna knock you guys off your feet immediately.
Come to the show on 23rd of December,
and I know that's he's gonna make it big here, too,
so you guys watch out for this.
Come to our show and--
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The whole thing is 30 seconds.
[Natalie] Hi, guys.
- Hey, Natalie! - Good to see you guys.
- [Rags] Hey! - Good to see you guys.
- I brought props. - [Leesa] Oh, wow.
[Ben] Hold on, who's directing this, you or Natalie?
I--I see it as a co-directing role,
do you know what I mean?
[Ben] And--and what's your directing experience?
[Romesh] Directing to me just seems to be sort of
standing around fucking barking orders at people
that are more talented than you.
I can do that. I can pretend to be competent.
I've seen people do it for long enough.
[Ben] You talking about me?
Give me one.
Please, can we go to Universal?
Yes, but let's just get this done, shall we?
He makes me laugh all the time.
Hi, Rom's the greatest comedian in UK.
He has actually turned UK upside down by his comedy.
He fills up every venue in UK.
And he's gonna do the same thing here in U.S.
And I guarantee it!
My husband is deter-- I'm walking.
Yep, sorry. My husband is determined to make it big
in America, and I believe this'll happen.
- Right, kids? - Love you, Dad!
[Rags] Yay!
- Uh... - [Leesa] Yay!
Oh, hold on, we got to do this again.
I don't know if this is working.
No, it's not working.
[Romesh] Uh, let's--do you think we should try--
[Natalie] Yeah, Rags, can we have a little more energy
when you do it?
[Romesh] Rags. Rags!
- We're st--we're doing-- - I thought it's done!
When I say we're done, that's when we're done, yeah?
[Natalie] So we're gonna do just a little run--
[Shanthi] Alex, up, up, up. Alex--
Rom is the greatest comedian in the world!
He's gonna sell out U.S.!
All right, guys, we're gonna go.
My son always been a funny boy.
He makes me laugh all the time.
[Natalie] Rags, you ready?
Oh, you're gonna do a shot with the cigarette?
[Romesh] Rags, we haven't got time. Come on.
- [Natalie] Five, four... - Oh, hang on!
- No, no, no, no, no, please! - Three!
[Ben] Pretty tricky, isn't it?
[Romesh] If what you're getting at
is that I'm not doing as good a job
as you might have done with it,
my counterargument, my defense, would be
that they're just--my family are un-directable.
Romy, I'm so thirsty. Can I have some coffee, please?
- Three more. - I thought it was done.
Three more. Three more.
[Ben] What do you make of Natalie?
[Romesh] I thought Natalie was very good.
I actually thought she was too good for the situation,
because if I was her, I'd have walked out on it.
Is this a break we're having, or are we filming?
No, this is not a break. Let's go, let's go.
Let's go, go, go, go!
Rom's the greatest comedian in the UK.
He's gonna make it big here, too, in the USA. Right, kids?
- Whoo! - Are you serious!
[Leesa] We're running. Come on.
[Ben] It was quite a simple idea.
One shot, family come in,
and do it, I just don't know why--
[Romesh] Because you can't direct those people.
Right? It's impossible.
They've all got their own demands.
All ba-ra-ra-ra-ra in my ear.
So I did the best that I could in those circumstances.
I got the best commercial you can get out of them.
Oh, my God, I can't help you. Mommy, Dad--
[Romesh] You couldn't have done better than that.
[Ben] Yeah, you can, you just--
I just think you were making it much more com--
A single shot with them,
those people,
you think that you can get better than that?
[Ben] Yeah.
Well, I'm looking forward to seeing you doing some
for a change.
It won't be better than mine.
♪ percussive music ♪
My son is funny. He's a star.
Rom's been the greatest comedian UK has ever seen.
And he's gonna make it big here in America.
♪♪♪
I love you, Dad!
Hi, I'm Romesh Ranganathan.
His father, her husband, his nephew,
and her son, and I'm gonna be performing a show
on the 21st of December
at the Greek Theatre.
Please come. Right, guys?
[family cheering]
Seriously, though, please come.
I do owe that theater quite a lot of money.
♪ light upbeat music ♪
[Romesh] All right, Rags, uh, so I've found
a kind of a way of making some decent money.
'Cause you can make a lot of money over here
just renting your property out
for film shoots and stuff like that.
Mm-hmm.
So we've got somebody that's gonna come here today
and shoot the house,
and they're willing to pay quite a lot of money for it.
- So... - That's a great idea.
Yeah.
[Romesh] Leesa and the kids are out for the day.
I've told them that we're doing a shoot today,
so Leesa's sort of doing a fun day with the kids.
She's actually very sort of supportive.
She said well done.
- It's like a short film. - A short film? Okay.
- Well, and then-- - Like a documentary then.
Well, they're documenting, but, uh...
it's k--basically...
well, it's a porno.
Fucking hell. Are you serious?
[Ben] Does, uh, does Leesa know
it's, uh, a-a porn film?
She knows that there is a shooting
taking place all day today, yeah.
No, no, sorry, the question was, does she know
that it's porn?
Uh...
[doorbell chimes]
- Hello. - Oh, hi!
- Hi, Rom, how you doing? - How you doing? Romesh.
Nice to meet you.
[Romesh] I'm still trying to be humble about it
and modest, but I actually think
what I've done is pretty amazing.
I've managed to secure
a way of financing this
without having to really do very much.
I don't want to go on about it, but I think I've nailed it.
Oh, there'll be some nailing going on later on,
mark my words.
[woman] Okay, so just to give you a run-down
of what we're doing,
the guys should be here at any minute.
Um, so they come in, we'll do some paperwork,
do some makeup, and then they'll have sex here,
and they'll probably be just kissing,
sucking dick, eating ass, and then
two or three sex positions.
And then cum shots.
But the cum shots, they shouldn't go anywhere
on the couch, 'cause we want to have 'em...
- They go on the person. - ...on the body.
- The face.. - Yeah.
- So, um... - Okay, cool.
We'll be sure to clean everything up, though.
- Um, all right, cool. - [doorbell rings]
Yay! Hi, guys. How are ya?
[Ben] It feels like quite an extreme thing to do.
[Romesh] It's an unusual thing to do, I grant you that;
I don't think it's extreme to do.
I'm using our premises
to make some money.
We'll just be out here, is that all right?
They film, they pay me, and then they leave.
And we never make contact again.
It's wham, bam, thank you, sir.
[whispering] Rom! Can I ask you a question?
- Sure. - [whispering] Okay.
[man] All right, now go down,
tease the head of his dick...
So, um, Brian and Colton are here, too.
Hello.
So they're totally ready to go.
But I was wondering if we could shoot another scene with them
in another room, if you wouldn't mind?
Uh, I kinda just thought
we were gonna stay in this room.
Where were you thinking?
Um, the front bedroom, 'cause it seems like it gets
a lot of light.
- Uh... - Now spread it. Let me see.
- Okay, keep rolling. - Let's have a quick look.
- In here. - Spread the cheeks.
Let me see.
Maybe... ooh, my god, that's gorgeous.
Ooh.
I love this lighting. Whose room is this?
[Romesh] Uh, this is my mum's room.
This is great. I bet you have really hot sex up here.
Look at that headboard. It's amazing.
I could throw in a little extra money.
Yeah, I guess so, yeah, as long as you guys sort of...
...covered, and no trace of...
Leave no trace.
Thank you. All right. Cool. Nice one.
Well...
I've got two bits of news.
One is...
...we're getting more money.
And the other is...
...they're gonna use Mum's room.
So, it's, uh...
...slightly different to how I envisaged it.
But they're gonna clean it up afterwards.
But cleaning it up is always not gonna work.
Like, you know how the little man things work.
- Sperm, you're talking? - Yeah, the sperm.
They crawl slowly, and they keep moving.
It's not a fucking face-hugger from Alien, Rags.
[Ben] Did you learn a little bit about porn shoots?
Uh, you know, I haven't spent
much time around porn shoots,
but what I will tell you is, they are very good
at making themselves at home.
[moaning]
♪ light music ♪
- Oh, those are so nice. - Is that all right?
- Yeah. - Is that too nice?
Well, it's one of the...
Show us the rest of the house.
Let's see.
Uh, this is my wife's and I's bedroom.
Oh, my God, this is gorgeous.
- Oh, wow! - What!
[woman] This is beautiful.
You... what do you think about up here?
I hadn't really sort of envisaged you guys
coming upstairs.
We could double it.
We'll double what we did downstairs.
Like, if we could triple what you're gonna do, then...
- Triple? - ...I could think about it.
We'll leave it cleaner than when we arrived.
I mean, you could just cum right here.
And then you go down and you kneel,
and then he could cum in your mouth,
and then nothing gets on the bed.
Yeah, that sounds like a great plan.
Beautiful.
[Romesh] Once they'd been in the living room
and they'd been in my mum's room,
I just sort of thought,
we're through the looking glass here, aren't we?
Do you know what I mean? We are over the threshold.
Who gives a shit now if they use the rest of the house?
[moaning]
[crunching]
Sorry, do you know exactly how long this is gonna take?
How long do you need for cum shots?
- Like, two hours. Two hours? - Two extra hours, now?
- Yeah. - Uh...
We could give you more money.
- [Leesa] Hello? - Hello, Leesa. It's Rom.
Um, listen, can you get the kids dinner out, please?
[Leesa] Yeah.
Because they need another two hours here.
[Leesa] Another two hours?
[Romesh] No, I know, I know, I know.
But they just need to wrap up.
They've got this thing that they're in the middle of,
and they just need to finish up.
[Leesa] All right. All right, bye.
All right. Love you. Bye, bye, bye. Bye, bye, bye.
Well, I'm gonna tell her that she's got two hours.
[moaning]
Hello?
So hot. Hey.
- Hi. - Hi.
I can see you're already in, but, um...
We were just gonna do some light fucking really quick.
Keep kissing! It's good!
Anyway, it's fine for two hours.
All right, we got two more hours?
- Yeah. - This is good.
Thank you so much.
Okay. Go, guys.
[moaning]
They were in Alex and Charlie's room.
Dad, why do we have all these candles here?
Uh, just 'cause I thought it would be nice.
[Shanthi] Romy, why did you chase us out?
Because we were doing a shoot here.
We could've stayed upstairs.
Yeah, but they were u--
using sort of the whole place.
Yeah, they--it was like a romantic scene,
like, a couple, like, sitting here
and having a drink.
- Anyway, forget that. - Yeah.
I've got something to show you guys.
- Yeah? - What is it?
The ad is up online.
Ready? You ready?
- Excuse me. - Yay!
- We didn't raise a full 50K. - Let's have a look.
But we had enough to put together a smaller
YouTube campaign.
- [Shanthi] Okay. - And...
...three, two, one, go.
My son is funny. He's a star.
[Alex] But you can just skip it in five seconds, can't you?
Yeah, he's right. I'd do that.
People just can skip the ad
without knowing the information.
[Alex] And that's why you should have been
at the beginning.
[Leesa] Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a good point.
♪ The way I break it down, you know ♪
♪ We're so monumental ♪
♪ I've got these other rappers looking so stupid it hurts ♪
♪ Call it what you want to call it, chewing their words ♪
♪ Brewing at the sight of it and eating their hat ♪
♪ I used to let it go, now I'm stealing it back ♪
♪ The girl's funny little dickhead trying ♪
♪ To sneak and attack ♪
♪ And, yeah, you got to hand it to the way ♪
♪ We're cutting it up ♪
♪ Every single way possible we're fucking it up ♪
♪ Swear to God they're so emotional ♪
♪ Sucking it up, put the money in the bag bitch ♪
♪ And button it up, I've got it ♪
♪♪♪
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