1 00:00:01,354 --> 00:00:04,396 [bright tone] 2 00:00:06,604 --> 00:00:09,563 [birds chirping] 3 00:00:09,646 --> 00:00:12,604 ♪ mellow music ♪ 4 00:00:12,688 --> 00:00:16,396 ♪♪♪ 5 00:00:16,479 --> 00:00:18,271 [Romesh] I wanna get your genuine opinion on this. 6 00:00:18,354 --> 00:00:21,604 I have booked the Greek Theatre 7 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,938 in Los Angeles, and I'm doing a show there. 8 00:00:24,021 --> 00:00:25,396 [Seann] Is that a big theater? Is that--do you know-- 9 00:00:25,479 --> 00:00:26,896 - [Romesh] Five thousand. - Okay, that's big. 10 00:00:26,980 --> 00:00:28,271 What would you do? 11 00:00:28,354 --> 00:00:30,938 I would step up your social media. 12 00:00:31,021 --> 00:00:32,771 If we put our heads together, we can slip your po-- 13 00:00:32,855 --> 00:00:34,187 your hip-hop podcast. 14 00:00:34,271 --> 00:00:36,146 That surely has some traction. 15 00:00:36,229 --> 00:00:37,479 - The hip-hop podcast. - [Seann] Hip-hop podcast. 16 00:00:37,563 --> 00:00:38,604 I looked at your Instagram. 17 00:00:38,688 --> 00:00:40,354 - [Romesh] Yeah. - Okay? 18 00:00:40,438 --> 00:00:42,479 Th-this sort of thing's got to stop. Where is it? 19 00:00:42,563 --> 00:00:43,521 - Spider-Man: Homecoming. - No. 20 00:00:43,604 --> 00:00:46,229 "This really was good, except we watched it in 4DX, 21 00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:48,229 and I found it terrifying." 22 00:00:48,312 --> 00:00:50,938 But I had gone to watch that film. 23 00:00:51,021 --> 00:00:52,646 [Seann] It doesn't matter. That's not gonna sell tickets. 24 00:00:52,730 --> 00:00:54,021 Talk to them. Tell them-- 25 00:00:54,104 --> 00:00:55,354 But you're getting to know me as a person. 26 00:00:55,438 --> 00:00:57,312 No, I know, and you sound pretty dull. 27 00:00:57,396 --> 00:01:01,271 [both laugh] 28 00:01:01,354 --> 00:01:04,312 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 29 00:01:04,396 --> 00:01:09,479 ♪♪♪ 30 00:01:10,479 --> 00:01:13,104 Listen, guys, we're gonna have to get him out, all right? 31 00:01:13,187 --> 00:01:15,521 So you gotta stay there, catch the ball when it comes. 32 00:01:15,604 --> 00:01:17,688 Romesh, ball well. Ready, Charlie? 33 00:01:17,771 --> 00:01:19,229 Where's my mommy? 34 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:21,312 - [Rags] Theo, ready? - [Theo] Yeah, okay. 35 00:01:21,896 --> 00:01:24,479 Nice one! [laughs] Nicked! 36 00:01:24,563 --> 00:01:26,813 Rags, we're not playing catch off the nick or whatever. 37 00:01:26,896 --> 00:01:29,646 - It was a nick. - Boo! 38 00:01:29,730 --> 00:01:31,271 [Rags] See, they don't even know the game, Rom. 39 00:01:31,354 --> 00:01:33,604 He's three years old, Rags. 40 00:01:33,688 --> 00:01:36,563 [Rags] Catch it! Go, go, go, go. Stomp him! 41 00:01:36,646 --> 00:01:38,104 [Theo] Oh, no, don't! 42 00:01:38,187 --> 00:01:39,479 - [Romesh] Rags! - [Rags] How's that? 43 00:01:39,563 --> 00:01:40,563 What are you doing? 44 00:01:40,646 --> 00:01:42,021 Lookit, mate, what do you want? 45 00:01:42,104 --> 00:01:43,354 You have to aggressively smash the stumps? 46 00:01:43,438 --> 00:01:44,896 What's up with you? 47 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:45,938 [Rags] Do you know how to play this game or not? 48 00:01:46,021 --> 00:01:49,604 [Romesh] I know how to play. Just chill out. 49 00:01:49,688 --> 00:01:51,146 - [Romesh] Theo? - [Theo] Yeah? 50 00:01:51,229 --> 00:01:52,855 - You like YouTube, right? - Yeah. 51 00:01:52,938 --> 00:01:54,688 Do you think I'd be a good YouTuber? 52 00:01:54,771 --> 00:01:56,021 [Theo] With my help, yeah. 53 00:01:56,104 --> 00:01:57,021 - With your help? - [Theo] Yeah. 54 00:01:57,104 --> 00:01:59,730 I'm happy for you to help me, but as a star, 55 00:01:59,813 --> 00:02:02,104 what about if I just get some more rappers for the podcast? 56 00:02:02,187 --> 00:02:04,354 Yeah, you can do that as well. That'll help. 57 00:02:04,438 --> 00:02:07,396 What do you think, Theo? Do you like the podcast? 58 00:02:07,479 --> 00:02:09,396 Never seen one. 59 00:02:09,479 --> 00:02:10,646 Okay. 60 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:12,896 ♪ light music ♪ 61 00:02:12,980 --> 00:02:14,604 [Romesh] I just think you need to chill out a bit, 62 00:02:14,688 --> 00:02:16,354 because you're shouting at Alex. 63 00:02:16,438 --> 00:02:17,563 - It's the second time... - What did I do wrong? 64 00:02:17,646 --> 00:02:18,980 ...he's ever held a cricket bat. 65 00:02:19,062 --> 00:02:20,229 - Come on, man. - You're just going mad. 66 00:02:20,312 --> 00:02:22,938 Look, at least I showed the kids how to play cricket, right? 67 00:02:23,021 --> 00:02:26,521 This afternoon, we are excited 68 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:30,896 to greet the arrival of the queen bee herself, 69 00:02:30,980 --> 00:02:32,730 Shanthi "The Dragon" Ranganath-- 70 00:02:32,813 --> 00:02:36,312 I don't--that's a bit harsh, but my mum's coming today. 71 00:02:36,396 --> 00:02:37,563 We do have a little bit of a situation, 72 00:02:37,646 --> 00:02:39,646 you realize that, with Mum arriving? 73 00:02:39,730 --> 00:02:42,146 There's only two bedrooms upstairs--that's Charlie, Alex. 74 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:44,354 And then downstairs, Theo's in a room. 75 00:02:44,438 --> 00:02:45,563 And you're in a room. That's all the bedrooms. 76 00:02:45,646 --> 00:02:48,396 All right, so what's the solution, then? 77 00:02:48,479 --> 00:02:52,229 [garage door clanks, whirs] 78 00:02:52,312 --> 00:02:56,479 ♪♪♪ 79 00:02:56,563 --> 00:02:58,104 [Romesh] Ta-da. 80 00:02:58,980 --> 00:03:00,312 Bro, this is for you. 81 00:03:00,396 --> 00:03:02,646 ♪♪♪ 82 00:03:02,730 --> 00:03:03,896 What do you think? 83 00:03:03,980 --> 00:03:06,646 Yeah, thank you. Yeah, it looks good. 84 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:09,938 - No, but-- - Is there a broom 85 00:03:10,021 --> 00:03:11,688 around the place or anything like that? 86 00:03:14,896 --> 00:03:17,521 ♪ When I'm boss I never let the dust settle ♪ 87 00:03:17,604 --> 00:03:19,438 ♪ Let them move us with the crushed metal ♪ 88 00:03:19,521 --> 00:03:21,438 ♪ Then they wanted me to kill it on another level ♪ 89 00:03:21,521 --> 00:03:22,730 ♪ Is it really just diddy would you win a medal ♪ 90 00:03:22,813 --> 00:03:23,604 - [doorbell rings] - [door creaks] 91 00:03:23,688 --> 00:03:26,229 - [Romesh] Hello! - [Shanthi] Hello. 92 00:03:26,312 --> 00:03:27,146 - How are you? - How are you? 93 00:03:27,229 --> 00:03:28,396 Oh, good to see you, son. 94 00:03:28,479 --> 00:03:30,771 [Romesh] You too. Come on in. 95 00:03:30,855 --> 00:03:32,813 - Hello. - [Leesa] Say hello to Grandma. 96 00:03:32,896 --> 00:03:34,312 [Romesh] Do you wanna see your room? 97 00:03:34,396 --> 00:03:35,813 - [Shanthi] Yes, please. - [Romesh] Come on. 98 00:03:35,896 --> 00:03:37,646 [Rags] Yeah, Shanthi, it's just round the corner there, 99 00:03:37,730 --> 00:03:39,354 if you go through there and to the right, yeah. 100 00:03:39,438 --> 00:03:41,104 - All right. Through here? - [Rags] Got a really nice, 101 00:03:41,187 --> 00:03:42,855 - big king-sized bed, yeah. - [Shanthi] Oh, fantastic. 102 00:03:42,938 --> 00:03:43,938 - Really nice. You'll enjoy it. - [Shanthi] Thank you. 103 00:03:44,021 --> 00:03:45,896 It's the same bed as you've got in the garage. 104 00:03:45,980 --> 00:03:46,813 Mine's-mine's smaller, mate. 105 00:03:46,896 --> 00:03:49,229 Anyway, just go and show it to her. 106 00:03:50,479 --> 00:03:51,521 [Leesa] Do you not think it's getting a bit crowded 107 00:03:51,646 --> 00:03:52,855 in the house? 108 00:03:52,938 --> 00:03:53,980 Uh, I think it's actually fine. 109 00:03:54,062 --> 00:03:57,271 I think I've actually solved it very effectively 110 00:03:57,354 --> 00:03:59,855 with Rags in the garage. 111 00:03:59,938 --> 00:04:01,855 Does he wanna be in the garage? 112 00:04:01,938 --> 00:04:05,104 I mean, I'm just thinking, uh, just a toilet first, at least. 113 00:04:05,187 --> 00:04:06,563 Just a little bit worried me, man. 114 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:08,187 Why worrying you? 115 00:04:08,271 --> 00:04:09,688 I do get up quite a bit at night, you know, 116 00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:12,104 to use the toilet. I'm 63, man. 117 00:04:12,187 --> 00:04:15,563 Go through this back door and use the one down here. 118 00:04:15,646 --> 00:04:18,604 - Do you like it? - I love it. 119 00:04:18,688 --> 00:04:21,271 And then Ragu, that he moved out as well. 120 00:04:21,354 --> 00:04:22,855 But you will see him, 121 00:04:22,938 --> 00:04:24,438 because he's gonna be using that bathroom. 122 00:04:24,521 --> 00:04:26,021 And he's going to share the bathroom with me? 123 00:04:26,104 --> 00:04:27,563 - Yes. - Why? 124 00:04:27,646 --> 00:04:29,354 I just think it's too crowded. 125 00:04:29,438 --> 00:04:30,896 Leesa, this is not a surprise to you 126 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,604 that Rags and Mum were gonna be here. 127 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:34,771 No, it--well, I told you to get them in a hotel. 128 00:04:34,896 --> 00:04:36,730 You know, your lounge room's quite big, innit? 129 00:04:36,813 --> 00:04:40,479 What if you had the bed in there? Would you mind? 130 00:04:40,563 --> 00:04:43,855 I would have preferred if I had a bathroom for myself. 131 00:04:43,938 --> 00:04:45,271 Well, I'm sure he would've preferred 132 00:04:45,354 --> 00:04:46,521 still being based in the house. 133 00:04:46,604 --> 00:04:48,563 Bad luck, darling. I'm your mother. 134 00:04:48,646 --> 00:04:50,438 [Leesa] So why's your mum even here? 135 00:04:50,521 --> 00:04:54,062 Because... 136 00:04:54,146 --> 00:04:55,146 How about a couple of mirrors? 137 00:04:55,229 --> 00:04:58,438 Like, you know, I like to look at myself when I-- 138 00:04:58,521 --> 00:05:00,771 How do you fucking see yourself 139 00:05:00,855 --> 00:05:03,646 standing up with shoes and clothes on in that mirror? 140 00:05:03,730 --> 00:05:05,604 [Romesh] I went from a situation where I thought 141 00:05:05,688 --> 00:05:07,855 I got everything figured out to gradually, as it went on, 142 00:05:07,938 --> 00:05:09,688 realizing that I'd managed to not make 143 00:05:09,771 --> 00:05:12,604 any of the parties involved happy. 144 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:13,730 [man on TV] She's speaking out for the very first time 145 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:17,187 about separating from ex, Josh Duhamel... 146 00:05:17,271 --> 00:05:20,354 ♪ mellow cha-cha music ♪ 147 00:05:20,438 --> 00:05:22,479 [Romesh] So what is popular in the world of YouTube? 148 00:05:22,563 --> 00:05:25,646 [Theo] Somebody did this video 149 00:05:25,730 --> 00:05:28,229 where he got someone to dress him up 150 00:05:28,312 --> 00:05:29,938 - in really cool clothes. - Yeah. 151 00:05:30,021 --> 00:05:32,271 [Theo] That had, like, 50 million views. 152 00:05:32,354 --> 00:05:34,062 - Right. - [Rags] Is he as good-looking 153 00:05:34,146 --> 00:05:34,938 as your dad, do you think? 154 00:05:35,021 --> 00:05:37,187 Uh, some people would think that. 155 00:05:37,271 --> 00:05:38,062 Some people wouldn't. 156 00:05:38,146 --> 00:05:40,104 [Rags] Big as in, like, fat, yeah? 157 00:05:40,187 --> 00:05:41,771 He's not fat. Dad's not fat. 158 00:05:41,855 --> 00:05:43,312 Thank you, Theo. 159 00:05:43,396 --> 00:05:44,104 [Shanthi] Rommy, sorry to interrupt, darling. 160 00:05:44,187 --> 00:05:45,813 Are you taking me anywhere today? 161 00:05:45,896 --> 00:05:47,438 What exactly do you wanna do, Mum? 162 00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:50,187 Uh, I would like to meet a celebrity. 163 00:05:50,271 --> 00:05:51,312 Will you drive around and... 164 00:05:51,396 --> 00:05:52,604 All right, fine, but I just need to do this video. 165 00:05:52,688 --> 00:05:54,688 - Is that all right? - Okay. 166 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,104 [Rags] Shanthi, it'll be a long wait. 167 00:05:56,187 --> 00:05:57,604 I mean, he's hopeless at things like this. 168 00:05:57,688 --> 00:05:58,730 You know that, right? 169 00:05:58,813 --> 00:06:00,229 Can you stop insulting him, 170 00:06:00,312 --> 00:06:02,271 saying, like, it's gonna be a long time 171 00:06:02,354 --> 00:06:04,062 - and meh, meh, meh, meh, meh? - [Rags] Oh, my God. 172 00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:06,438 Thank you. Finally someone's got the guts to say it to him. 173 00:06:06,521 --> 00:06:08,062 What else are you annoyed with him about? 174 00:06:08,146 --> 00:06:10,479 He was too serious about the cricket thing. 175 00:06:10,563 --> 00:06:11,396 [Shanthi] Oh. 176 00:06:11,479 --> 00:06:14,938 ♪ mellow hip-hop music ♪ 177 00:06:15,021 --> 00:06:15,980 ♪ Trying to be somebody else ♪ 178 00:06:16,062 --> 00:06:18,730 ♪ That's just bad for your health, yo ♪ 179 00:06:18,813 --> 00:06:20,438 [Romesh] In my ongoing quest 180 00:06:20,521 --> 00:06:22,855 to get my name out there a bit more, 181 00:06:22,938 --> 00:06:25,646 I contacted a number of people that are YouTubers. 182 00:06:25,730 --> 00:06:27,187 I watch YouTube videos, 183 00:06:27,271 --> 00:06:28,312 and I watch the ones that are really popular. 184 00:06:28,396 --> 00:06:29,855 I've got no idea 185 00:06:29,938 --> 00:06:31,479 why they've got as popular as they have. 186 00:06:31,563 --> 00:06:34,062 - Hello, Edna? - [Edna] Hi. 187 00:06:34,146 --> 00:06:35,062 - [Edna] Yes. - Romesh. 188 00:06:35,146 --> 00:06:38,187 So I have arranged to meet up with someone 189 00:06:38,271 --> 00:06:41,021 who is one of the leading proponents 190 00:06:41,104 --> 00:06:43,146 of the art of ASMR-- 191 00:06:43,229 --> 00:06:46,271 or as Rags refers to it, ass-mister. 192 00:06:46,354 --> 00:06:48,146 So you sort of make noises, right? 193 00:06:48,229 --> 00:06:51,646 Yes, that's what ASMR is. It's pretty much a noise 194 00:06:51,730 --> 00:06:53,312 that's a trigger that your brain picks up. 195 00:06:53,396 --> 00:06:56,771 [Romesh] It is, undoubtedly, a popular YouTube phenomenon. 196 00:06:56,855 --> 00:06:58,604 That's one reason for looking into it. 197 00:06:58,688 --> 00:07:00,688 And the second reason for looking into it is, 198 00:07:00,771 --> 00:07:02,896 that's the only YouTuber who got back to me. 199 00:07:02,980 --> 00:07:04,438 How many followers do you have? 200 00:07:04,521 --> 00:07:07,521 My English channel has about 26,000. 201 00:07:07,604 --> 00:07:08,771 [Rags] So it's pretty much, uh, 202 00:07:08,855 --> 00:07:10,896 vibrations coming out of your body, 203 00:07:10,980 --> 00:07:12,771 and people feel it, yeah? 204 00:07:12,855 --> 00:07:14,730 And they get turned on or something? 205 00:07:14,813 --> 00:07:16,521 - Yes, is it sexual? - Yeah? 206 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:18,312 No, I get that question a lot, no. 207 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:19,354 Okay, so would you mind showing us, like, a bit of what you do? 208 00:07:19,438 --> 00:07:20,563 [Edna] Yeah. 209 00:07:20,646 --> 00:07:23,521 So to me, the camera is a person. 210 00:07:23,604 --> 00:07:24,896 We-we'll use lotion. 211 00:07:24,980 --> 00:07:26,688 The sound that the bottle does... 212 00:07:26,771 --> 00:07:27,813 - [lotion sloshing] - ...can be a trigger 213 00:07:27,896 --> 00:07:29,021 - for someone. - Oh, wow. 214 00:07:29,104 --> 00:07:30,604 But one of my favorite triggers 215 00:07:30,688 --> 00:07:32,521 would be the sound of the lotion. 216 00:07:32,604 --> 00:07:35,021 [Romesh] I just could not get my head around 217 00:07:35,104 --> 00:07:36,980 the idea that this wasn't sexual. 218 00:07:37,062 --> 00:07:39,187 [Ben] What do you mean? 219 00:07:39,271 --> 00:07:42,271 [lotion squelching, sploshing] 220 00:07:49,438 --> 00:07:50,896 [light slap] 221 00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:51,730 [Romesh] So, uh, 222 00:07:51,813 --> 00:07:54,354 what are your more popular videos? 223 00:07:54,438 --> 00:07:56,896 My most popular ones would be my medical role-plays. 224 00:07:56,980 --> 00:07:58,271 Right. 225 00:07:58,354 --> 00:07:59,229 [Edna] [softly] Hello. 226 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:02,229 Today we are going to draw your blood. 227 00:08:02,312 --> 00:08:03,521 I see you brought your lab form. 228 00:08:03,604 --> 00:08:07,521 [gloves squeaking softly] 229 00:08:10,146 --> 00:08:13,438 - I'm just gonna clean your arm. - [gauze whooshing] 230 00:08:13,521 --> 00:08:15,813 - Don't be scared. - [whooshing continues] 231 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:18,312 How's the weather outside? 232 00:08:18,396 --> 00:08:19,771 All right. 233 00:08:19,855 --> 00:08:22,062 You wanna try it, just give it a go? 234 00:08:22,146 --> 00:08:23,896 [Romesh] Uh... 235 00:08:23,980 --> 00:08:27,479 [whispering] Hello, I am Dr. Romesh. 236 00:08:27,563 --> 00:08:30,604 We're going to be taking some blood from you today. 237 00:08:30,688 --> 00:08:33,938 This is my assistant, Dr. Rags. 238 00:08:34,021 --> 00:08:35,688 [whispering] Hello, I'm Dr. Rags. 239 00:08:35,771 --> 00:08:38,062 I'll take good care of you today. 240 00:08:38,146 --> 00:08:39,688 Please do not be alarmed 241 00:08:39,771 --> 00:08:42,521 by the fact he looks like a brown Gandalf. 242 00:08:42,646 --> 00:08:43,980 - Okay, time-out. - [Romesh] Okay, what's-- 243 00:08:44,062 --> 00:08:46,521 Are you looking at this, or are you looking at this? 244 00:08:46,563 --> 00:08:47,813 I was looking at this the whole time. 245 00:08:47,855 --> 00:08:49,646 - No, look at this. - Okay. 246 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,646 [whispering] We're gonna continue the examination. 247 00:08:51,730 --> 00:08:53,521 Are you ready, Dr. Rags? 248 00:08:53,604 --> 00:08:56,730 [whispering] I am ready whenever you are, Dr. Romesh. 249 00:08:56,813 --> 00:08:57,646 [Romesh] Yes, the thing he does with his fingers 250 00:08:57,730 --> 00:08:59,813 is very creepy, I agree. 251 00:08:59,896 --> 00:09:02,146 [normal voice] What do you think so far? 252 00:09:02,229 --> 00:09:03,980 Just, you look stiff. You look tense. 253 00:09:04,062 --> 00:09:05,646 - [Romesh] Right. - Opposed to him, he-he looks 254 00:09:05,730 --> 00:09:06,354 like he's actually done this before. 255 00:09:06,438 --> 00:09:08,938 Right. 256 00:09:09,021 --> 00:09:12,646 [whispering] Let me start by putting on my mask first 257 00:09:12,730 --> 00:09:14,646 so that I don't... 258 00:09:14,730 --> 00:09:16,855 infect this patient. 259 00:09:16,938 --> 00:09:19,271 He might end up with my sickness. 260 00:09:19,354 --> 00:09:21,813 [laughs] 261 00:09:21,896 --> 00:09:23,354 [normal voice] Mate, take it fucking seriously, okay? 262 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,187 - I'm taking it seriously. - This could make it 263 00:09:25,271 --> 00:09:26,521 - to the YouTube. - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 264 00:09:26,604 --> 00:09:28,563 Am I gonna do ASMR? No. 265 00:09:28,646 --> 00:09:30,354 I wanna focus on my hip-hop podcast. 266 00:09:30,396 --> 00:09:32,980 [whispering] You are a good patient. 267 00:09:33,062 --> 00:09:35,396 [Romesh] Is Rags eyeing up a career 268 00:09:35,521 --> 00:09:37,354 as an ASMR video YouTuber? 269 00:09:37,438 --> 00:09:40,479 [gloves smacking, snapping] 270 00:09:40,563 --> 00:09:41,813 [whispering] Okay. 271 00:09:41,896 --> 00:09:43,813 Yes, 100 percent. 272 00:09:43,896 --> 00:09:45,688 - ♪ mellow music ♪ - [knock at door] 273 00:09:45,771 --> 00:09:46,938 - [Shanthi] Come in. - [door creaks open] 274 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:49,646 [Shanthi] Where have you been all this time? 275 00:09:49,730 --> 00:09:51,730 [Romesh] Rags and I went and did some, like, YouTube stuff. 276 00:09:51,813 --> 00:09:53,771 [Shanthi] I told you so many times 277 00:09:53,855 --> 00:09:57,438 I would like to meet some celebrities, 278 00:09:57,521 --> 00:10:00,021 and you haven't done anything about that, 279 00:10:00,104 --> 00:10:01,813 and you're messing around with Rag. 280 00:10:01,896 --> 00:10:02,980 Well, I-I don't know what I'm supposed to do, Mum. 281 00:10:03,062 --> 00:10:04,938 Leesa's already had a go at me about 282 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,396 not spending time with her. 283 00:10:06,479 --> 00:10:07,688 You're going on about spending time with you. 284 00:10:07,771 --> 00:10:11,187 I've got, like, loads of people to try and bloody keep happy. 285 00:10:11,271 --> 00:10:13,646 So you want to spend time with Uncle Rag? 286 00:10:13,730 --> 00:10:15,521 Yeah, because he's come all the way here to help me with-- 287 00:10:15,604 --> 00:10:16,271 What about me? 288 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:17,771 You've come for a bloody jolly. 289 00:10:17,855 --> 00:10:19,521 He's come to help me out. 290 00:10:19,604 --> 00:10:22,688 Oh, if you ask me to do something, I will do it. 291 00:10:22,771 --> 00:10:25,438 But you haven't asked me. 292 00:10:25,521 --> 00:10:28,688 Okay, can you help me find a way of 293 00:10:28,771 --> 00:10:31,938 promoting myself via YouTube? 294 00:10:32,021 --> 00:10:33,021 I can't do that. 295 00:10:33,104 --> 00:10:35,062 - Okay. - Okay. 296 00:10:35,146 --> 00:10:37,021 - ♪ hip-hop music ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 297 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:38,021 ♪ He'll be off again, sitting in the back seat ♪ 298 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:40,396 ♪ Racking up two and up an evening ♪ 299 00:10:40,479 --> 00:10:42,104 [Romesh] I slightly annoyed Mum 300 00:10:42,187 --> 00:10:44,187 by spending too much time doing YouTube videos, 301 00:10:44,271 --> 00:10:46,855 so I've got to do a little bit of, uh, peacekeeping today. 302 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,062 ♪ I've got a thing about killing it ♪ 303 00:10:48,146 --> 00:10:49,229 [Romesh] I also need to 304 00:10:49,312 --> 00:10:52,104 sort of do the right thing by Leesa and the kids, 305 00:10:52,187 --> 00:10:54,062 'cause obviously Leesa's a little bit pissed off about 306 00:10:54,146 --> 00:10:55,396 the reality of how packed it's gonna be in the house. 307 00:10:55,479 --> 00:11:00,479 And so I feel like I need to basically do a family day. 308 00:11:01,563 --> 00:11:04,604 Okay, time for the Ranganathans' day of fun. 309 00:11:04,688 --> 00:11:06,354 - [Romesh] Excited? - [all] Yay! 310 00:11:06,438 --> 00:11:08,604 ♪ Ranganathans' day of fun ♪ 311 00:11:08,688 --> 00:11:10,813 [baby talk] ♪ Rangamafans' day of fun ♪ 312 00:11:10,896 --> 00:11:13,604 - [Romesh] Theo. - ♪ Ranganathans' day of fun ♪ 313 00:11:13,688 --> 00:11:15,062 Can you tell us where we're going? 314 00:11:15,146 --> 00:11:16,479 [Alex] Surprise, Mum. 315 00:11:16,563 --> 00:11:17,980 It is a surprise. Are you excited? 316 00:11:18,062 --> 00:11:21,062 Oh, my goodness, I am super excited for that! 317 00:11:21,146 --> 00:11:23,396 - [Romesh] Are you? - Are you excited, Charlie? 318 00:11:23,479 --> 00:11:25,438 You--yeah, Charlie said he's excited. 319 00:11:25,521 --> 00:11:26,980 Any hint? 320 00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:30,646 Clue is, I think it will be fun for everyone. 321 00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:33,271 Uh, Universal? 322 00:11:33,354 --> 00:11:35,646 - Disney? - Disney, yeah. 323 00:11:35,730 --> 00:11:38,104 [Romesh] My mum wants to meet celebrities, 324 00:11:38,187 --> 00:11:41,396 so I'm taking her on a celebrity tour. 325 00:11:41,479 --> 00:11:43,771 And Leesa and the kids don't wanna go on a celebrity tour, 326 00:11:43,855 --> 00:11:46,021 but there's only one of me and one vehicle. 327 00:11:48,354 --> 00:11:49,271 And what I've discovered about the car 328 00:11:49,354 --> 00:11:52,021 is that if you sit right at the back, 329 00:11:52,104 --> 00:11:54,563 you can't really hear what's being said right in the front. 330 00:11:54,646 --> 00:11:56,146 So I think I can give my mum information 331 00:11:56,229 --> 00:11:59,187 without Leesa being any the wiser. 332 00:11:59,271 --> 00:12:01,730 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 333 00:12:01,813 --> 00:12:03,980 - [Romesh] Mum. - Huh? 334 00:12:05,688 --> 00:12:08,146 - Oh. Huh? - Shh, shh, shh. 335 00:12:08,229 --> 00:12:09,771 What are you whispering about? 336 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:11,479 [Romesh] Ranganathans' day of fun. 337 00:12:11,563 --> 00:12:13,438 - See on the left here? - [Shanthi] Mm-hmm. 338 00:12:16,354 --> 00:12:18,688 [Leesa] Are you sure this is the right way? 339 00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:20,146 [Romesh] Leesa, we're nearly there. 340 00:12:20,229 --> 00:12:21,146 Alex, move. 341 00:12:22,396 --> 00:12:24,312 - [Romesh] You see it? - [Shanthi] Yeah. 342 00:12:24,396 --> 00:12:25,479 [children shouting] 343 00:12:25,563 --> 00:12:29,271 - How do you know all this? - How much further, Rom? 344 00:12:29,354 --> 00:12:30,896 Well, do you know what it's like with LA traffic? 345 00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:33,021 We're not in the traffic. 346 00:12:33,104 --> 00:12:34,479 [Ben] Why wouldn't you just go on two separate outings? 347 00:12:34,563 --> 00:12:36,688 It certainly wasn't my intention to do 348 00:12:36,771 --> 00:12:38,563 a full-on Hollywood tour-- what I thought was just 349 00:12:38,646 --> 00:12:40,229 show her a couple of things on the way... 350 00:12:40,312 --> 00:12:41,771 [Leesa] What's he doing? 351 00:12:41,855 --> 00:12:43,146 Is there something wrong with the car? 352 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,438 Mum, can you have a quick look at this, please? 353 00:12:45,521 --> 00:12:49,021 But because my mum didn't react and wasn't that impressed, 354 00:12:49,104 --> 00:12:50,813 I just got desperate. 355 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:53,521 This house here behind you, that's George Clooney's house. 356 00:12:53,604 --> 00:12:56,479 - [tap on window] - How come that it's so small? 357 00:12:56,563 --> 00:12:57,354 - [Romesh] What? - What are you doing? 358 00:12:57,438 --> 00:12:59,646 [Romesh] Just two secs, all right? 359 00:12:59,730 --> 00:13:01,271 I'm getting fed up with this. 360 00:13:01,354 --> 00:13:03,438 [Romesh] Okay, we carry on our day of fun? 361 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:04,396 [all] Yay! 362 00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:07,354 [Romesh] ♪ Ranganathans' day of fun ♪ 363 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:08,354 Ow. 364 00:13:08,438 --> 00:13:10,855 ♪♪♪ 365 00:13:13,730 --> 00:13:14,771 Yeah? 366 00:13:17,855 --> 00:13:19,730 Don't be silly. That I don't believe. 367 00:13:19,813 --> 00:13:21,563 - What? - Shut up. No. 368 00:13:21,646 --> 00:13:23,187 This is just your stupid version 369 00:13:23,271 --> 00:13:25,521 - of a Hollywood tour. - [Romesh] It's not. 370 00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:26,312 [Leesa] That's what you're doing, aren't you? 371 00:13:26,396 --> 00:13:30,438 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is! 372 00:13:30,521 --> 00:13:31,896 [Romesh] Tensions were so high that I thought, 373 00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:34,021 "If I stop this car again, 374 00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:36,771 Leesa will bludgeon me to death." 375 00:13:36,855 --> 00:13:39,062 So I had to reveal what was going on. 376 00:13:39,187 --> 00:13:41,521 I'm gonna tell you where we're going. 377 00:13:41,604 --> 00:13:43,146 - Oh. - Dad, what is it? 378 00:13:43,229 --> 00:13:44,688 [Romesh] Drumroll, drumroll. 379 00:13:44,771 --> 00:13:46,980 - Hey. - We are going to... 380 00:13:47,062 --> 00:13:49,146 - [tapping] - Madame Tussauds. 381 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,730 - [Theo] What? - [Leesa] Why? 382 00:13:51,813 --> 00:13:53,563 Why? 383 00:13:53,646 --> 00:13:57,146 And not one of them could have given a solitary, shiny shit 384 00:13:57,229 --> 00:13:59,813 about that choice of activity. 385 00:13:59,896 --> 00:14:03,896 There's a Madame Tussauds five miles away in London. 386 00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:06,771 Ranganathans' day of fun. 387 00:14:09,688 --> 00:14:12,646 ♪ dejected music ♪ 388 00:14:12,730 --> 00:14:16,646 ♪♪♪ 389 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,146 [sighs] 390 00:14:19,229 --> 00:14:21,312 How's your day been? Been having a good time? 391 00:14:21,396 --> 00:14:25,104 [Leesa] Rom decided that he was going to take over two hours 392 00:14:25,187 --> 00:14:27,730 to find houses that he was lying to his mum about 393 00:14:27,813 --> 00:14:30,438 - where celebrities lived. - [Rags] Serious? 394 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:33,312 Why don't you do nice things for us? 395 00:14:33,396 --> 00:14:35,438 And you lied to me now? 396 00:14:35,563 --> 00:14:36,688 You lied from the beginning of the day, 397 00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:38,813 so how are we supposed to believe anything that you're... 398 00:14:38,896 --> 00:14:39,855 [Shanthi] Anything you say now? 399 00:14:39,896 --> 00:14:42,104 [Leesa] ...gonna say or do or take us places? 400 00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:43,354 [Shanthi] So what are you going to plan tomorrow? 401 00:14:43,438 --> 00:14:44,896 You'll be lying to us. 402 00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:46,438 Don't behave like a dickhead. 403 00:14:50,187 --> 00:14:52,229 I did get some good news today. Run The Jewels got in touch 404 00:14:52,312 --> 00:14:54,104 and said they'd come on my podcast. 405 00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,980 It's a rap group, one of my favorites. 406 00:15:00,062 --> 00:15:01,479 ♪ Look what you made me do, say sorry ♪ 407 00:15:01,563 --> 00:15:04,563 ♪ About to meet the British hard rock, no quarry ♪ 408 00:15:04,646 --> 00:15:07,187 ♪ So look what you've gone and done, say nada ♪ 409 00:15:07,271 --> 00:15:09,813 ♪ I put them back in nappies, you can call me Papa ♪ 410 00:15:09,896 --> 00:15:11,980 [Romesh] Because we haven't been getting on 411 00:15:12,062 --> 00:15:14,396 and things have been awkward since last night, 412 00:15:14,479 --> 00:15:17,896 so I thought, "Let's just do family therapy." 413 00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:19,604 I wouldn't normally do this, 414 00:15:19,688 --> 00:15:21,563 but it's something for the family to do together, 415 00:15:21,646 --> 00:15:24,813 and it might sort a few things out. 416 00:15:24,896 --> 00:15:27,688 [Fibus] So what I wanna do, guys, is each of you to 417 00:15:27,771 --> 00:15:29,438 - write your names, okay? - [Romesh and Rags] Okay. 418 00:15:29,521 --> 00:15:31,688 [Fibus] And then put it around your neck. 419 00:15:31,771 --> 00:15:35,354 I'm going to ask you to do a role reversal. 420 00:15:35,438 --> 00:15:37,521 Lees, you become Romesh. 421 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,521 And you have to actually get up and change signs. 422 00:15:40,604 --> 00:15:43,855 So now I want you to try on her vagina. 423 00:15:47,354 --> 00:15:48,563 Okay, Lees, how do you feel? 424 00:15:48,646 --> 00:15:53,688 Yesterday, you basically were a little bit deceptive, 425 00:15:53,771 --> 00:15:54,604 and then the surprise was rubbish. 426 00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:58,021 And I thought that going to Madame Tussauds 427 00:15:58,104 --> 00:16:01,563 would be good for the kids, but I did what I always do, 428 00:16:01,646 --> 00:16:04,354 which is, I was trying to do too many things 429 00:16:04,438 --> 00:16:05,396 and please too many people, and that's-- 430 00:16:05,479 --> 00:16:08,271 that's what I'm guilty of a lot of the time. 431 00:16:08,354 --> 00:16:11,688 How do you get into this? What was your impression? 432 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,563 [Shanthi] Yeah, yesterday, you promised me. 433 00:16:14,646 --> 00:16:16,062 You said it's a Hollywood tour. 434 00:16:16,146 --> 00:16:18,354 And you lied to me. 435 00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:19,730 [Fibus] How does Rags feel? 436 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,062 It almost seems like he's neglecting me, 437 00:16:22,146 --> 00:16:24,312 and he's put me in the back, like, in the garage. 438 00:16:24,396 --> 00:16:28,187 [Romesh] I quite like the fact that most of the attacks on me 439 00:16:28,271 --> 00:16:29,896 were directed at Leesa while she was playing me, 440 00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:33,229 which I thought suited me right down to the ground. 441 00:16:33,312 --> 00:16:34,896 I mean, I thought, "Yeah, put the boot in. 442 00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:35,813 He really is a prick." 443 00:16:35,896 --> 00:16:38,354 Okay, Romesh, 444 00:16:38,438 --> 00:16:40,563 - could you hold this? - Yep. 445 00:16:40,646 --> 00:16:42,604 And then I need you to hold this. 446 00:16:42,688 --> 00:16:43,938 - Yep. - And then I need you 447 00:16:44,021 --> 00:16:46,438 to also hold this, and... 448 00:16:46,521 --> 00:16:49,813 A lot to hold on to there, haven't you, Romesh? 449 00:16:49,896 --> 00:16:52,146 Romesh, I want you to hold this. 450 00:16:52,229 --> 00:16:54,187 You can put this under your chin. 451 00:16:54,271 --> 00:16:57,688 I think we all got it when he did the bottles of water. 452 00:16:57,771 --> 00:17:01,104 What he didn't need to do was nearly crush her to death. 453 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,062 [Fibus] We need to get a lot more 'cause we need to show 454 00:17:04,146 --> 00:17:06,146 what you can handle. 455 00:17:06,229 --> 00:17:08,479 You wanna do this on-on your head? 456 00:17:08,563 --> 00:17:09,980 Why don't you- why don't you just-- 457 00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:11,563 [Romesh] I don't think Romesh can take that. 458 00:17:11,646 --> 00:17:13,021 - [Shanthi] I don't think... - [Fibus] Pardon me? 459 00:17:13,104 --> 00:17:14,730 I don't think he can handle it. 460 00:17:14,813 --> 00:17:15,604 - I'm gonna drop everything. - [Fibus] Oh, sure, he can. 461 00:17:15,688 --> 00:17:18,146 Romesh, you can take more, right? 462 00:17:18,229 --> 00:17:19,688 [Romesh] I don't know what the endgame is. 463 00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:22,771 I think she's supposed to say, "That's enough." 464 00:17:22,855 --> 00:17:24,146 But Leesa's very polite, 465 00:17:24,229 --> 00:17:27,271 so when I started to feel that her lips were turning blue, 466 00:17:27,354 --> 00:17:30,146 my mother and I intervened. 467 00:17:30,229 --> 00:17:32,438 - I'll take that for you. - Thank you. That's very kind. 468 00:17:32,521 --> 00:17:34,312 - Shall I take this for you? - Oh, yeah, thank you. 469 00:17:34,396 --> 00:17:36,938 [Fibus] Romesh, why weren't you holding this? 470 00:17:37,021 --> 00:17:38,855 Did you have too much before that? 471 00:17:38,938 --> 00:17:39,813 [Leesa] I've always got too much. 472 00:17:39,896 --> 00:17:42,062 [Fibus] Are you learning anything from this? 473 00:17:42,146 --> 00:17:45,062 Well, yes, I need to talk to my wife 474 00:17:45,146 --> 00:17:47,396 about things that are bothering me. 475 00:17:47,479 --> 00:17:49,354 Okay, so do you guys trust each other? 476 00:17:49,438 --> 00:17:51,813 I mean, really trust each other? 477 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:54,187 Yes. 478 00:17:54,271 --> 00:17:57,104 You do? Would you close your eyes 479 00:17:57,187 --> 00:18:00,021 and let him lead you blind? 480 00:18:02,021 --> 00:18:02,646 ♪ mellow music ♪ 481 00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:04,771 Now, be honest. Can you see? 482 00:18:04,855 --> 00:18:06,980 - No. - Oh, my Lord. 483 00:18:07,062 --> 00:18:08,521 [Fibus] So here's what you need to do. 484 00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:10,980 We're gonna go up and down the curb. 485 00:18:11,062 --> 00:18:14,187 And, Uncle, you're gonna control Rom. 486 00:18:14,271 --> 00:18:15,438 - Okay. - And you can't talk. 487 00:18:15,521 --> 00:18:17,896 - Okay? So, Uncle... - Yeah? 488 00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:19,062 You have to really pay attention, 489 00:18:19,104 --> 00:18:21,855 or you could get hurt. 490 00:18:21,938 --> 00:18:23,855 This is dangerous, okay? 491 00:18:23,938 --> 00:18:27,396 [Romesh] Dr. Fibus controlled my mum and Leesa, 492 00:18:27,479 --> 00:18:30,187 and Rags controlled me. 493 00:18:30,271 --> 00:18:32,730 [Ben] Was it weird that Dr. Fibus was leading too? 494 00:18:32,813 --> 00:18:34,146 I didn't really understand why... 495 00:18:34,229 --> 00:18:36,730 Yeah, I mean... 496 00:18:36,813 --> 00:18:38,396 [horn honks] 497 00:18:38,479 --> 00:18:40,104 ♪♪♪ 498 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,187 I think he, um... 499 00:18:42,271 --> 00:18:44,021 [sniffing] 500 00:18:44,104 --> 00:18:47,563 [sniffing] 501 00:18:48,354 --> 00:18:50,604 ...he's got a way about him. 502 00:18:50,688 --> 00:18:52,312 When I spoke to him afterwards, 503 00:18:52,396 --> 00:18:54,980 he said my mum wasn't moving at all 504 00:18:55,062 --> 00:18:57,896 and that she didn't trust him in the slightest. 505 00:18:57,980 --> 00:18:59,771 Leesa wasn't particularly trusting. 506 00:18:59,855 --> 00:19:01,563 She was worried about the hygiene issue, 507 00:19:01,646 --> 00:19:03,104 she told me afterwards. 508 00:19:03,187 --> 00:19:05,187 Apparently he was making her touch stuff. 509 00:19:05,271 --> 00:19:07,479 ♪♪♪ 510 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,771 Rags obviously had an unorthodox way of doing it. 511 00:19:09,855 --> 00:19:10,646 I didn't trust Rags, to be honest with you, 512 00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:13,104 because he started doing weird stuff 513 00:19:13,187 --> 00:19:14,604 like just jiggling my arm about. 514 00:19:14,688 --> 00:19:16,438 I don't see what that is telling you. 515 00:19:16,521 --> 00:19:17,688 ♪♪♪ 516 00:19:17,771 --> 00:19:20,730 I mean, I guess I didn't demonstrate any trust, 517 00:19:20,813 --> 00:19:23,312 but you could argue that there was a trust exercise there, 518 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:26,146 in that I allowed myself to be blindfolded by a stranger 519 00:19:26,229 --> 00:19:29,354 and then for him to lead away my wife and mum. 520 00:19:29,438 --> 00:19:30,604 But I don't think the family will be 521 00:19:30,688 --> 00:19:32,187 taking any of this on board. 522 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:35,354 [Fibus] Masks off, everyone. Okay, very good. 523 00:19:35,438 --> 00:19:37,271 Now, each of you said that you trusted totally, 524 00:19:37,354 --> 00:19:40,271 but you didn't trust 525 00:19:40,354 --> 00:19:42,730 the same way you thought you would trust. 526 00:19:42,771 --> 00:19:45,187 No, that's not true, because you're different 527 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,730 to it being a family member, so it can't... 528 00:19:46,771 --> 00:19:48,187 No, but I--yeah. 529 00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:50,604 ...it can't be a fair experiment for us. 530 00:19:50,688 --> 00:19:52,396 [door creaks, slams] 531 00:19:52,479 --> 00:19:54,813 [Romesh] So what did you think? 532 00:19:54,896 --> 00:19:56,646 [Shanthi] I found it a bit strange, 533 00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:58,604 but it's a lesson. 534 00:19:58,688 --> 00:20:01,646 The reason I organized that is for us to just clear the air 535 00:20:01,730 --> 00:20:03,604 - for me to tell you... - Yeah? 536 00:20:03,688 --> 00:20:07,104 ...we are going to Las Vegas. 537 00:20:07,187 --> 00:20:09,396 [cheers and applause] 538 00:20:09,479 --> 00:20:12,062 [Shanthi] Thank you, thank you, thank you, Rom. 539 00:20:12,146 --> 00:20:13,563 You are not lying, are you? 540 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,688 Listen, I'm gonna spend quality time with you. 541 00:20:15,771 --> 00:20:17,521 I'm gonna spend quality time with you. 542 00:20:17,604 --> 00:20:18,187 I'm gonna spend quality time with you. It's gonna be great. 543 00:20:18,271 --> 00:20:20,646 Vegas family... 544 00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:24,813 - [Romesh] Vegas! - [all] Vegas! Vegas! 545 00:20:24,896 --> 00:20:27,396 Las Vegas? Las Vegas. 546 00:20:27,479 --> 00:20:28,855 [Ben] Why? 547 00:20:28,938 --> 00:20:30,021 - Pardon? - [Ben] Why? 548 00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:31,312 Because it's Las Vegas. 549 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,604 [all chanting] Vegas! 550 00:20:32,688 --> 00:20:34,479 [Rags] Las Vegas, Las Vegas. 551 00:20:34,563 --> 00:20:37,938 [Ben] Come on, tell me really. Why? 552 00:20:38,021 --> 00:20:40,438 [Romesh] Well, I'm also gonna record a podcast 553 00:20:40,521 --> 00:20:41,813 with Run The Jewels. 554 00:20:41,896 --> 00:20:44,104 [Ben] Hold on, haven't you just promised 555 00:20:44,187 --> 00:20:46,271 to spend quality time with the family? 556 00:20:46,354 --> 00:20:47,104 ♪ hip-hop music ♪ 557 00:20:47,187 --> 00:20:50,104 Yeah. 558 00:20:50,187 --> 00:20:52,146 I mean, admittedly, 559 00:20:52,229 --> 00:20:54,312 it's not ideal, but... 560 00:20:54,396 --> 00:20:56,187 ♪ Can't stop me, runaway train ♪ 561 00:20:56,271 --> 00:20:58,021 ♪ Handle this properly, disappear ♪ 562 00:20:58,104 --> 00:20:59,521 ♪ Reappear when they thinking they got me ♪ 563 00:20:59,604 --> 00:21:01,104 ♪ Coming from a... ♪ 564 00:21:01,187 --> 00:21:02,688 [Romesh] We're on our way to Vegas. 565 00:21:02,771 --> 00:21:04,646 [Ben] Why did you decide to take a bus? 566 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:07,021 I thought it'd be nice for us to be sat together, 567 00:21:07,104 --> 00:21:08,021 chatting and stuff like that. 568 00:21:08,104 --> 00:21:11,229 What's actually happened is, Rags is asleep, 569 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,187 my mum is on her phone, 570 00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:14,813 and then the kids are on their tablets, so... 571 00:21:14,896 --> 00:21:16,938 it's not been sort of the family bonding session 572 00:21:17,021 --> 00:21:18,688 that I expected it to be. 573 00:21:18,771 --> 00:21:20,521 ♪ eerie music ♪ 574 00:21:20,604 --> 00:21:24,021 [bowling balls thunking] 575 00:21:24,104 --> 00:21:26,312 - [pins rattling] - [Leesa] Oh, good shot. 576 00:21:26,396 --> 00:21:28,521 - [Rags] You having fun, guys? - Alex! 577 00:21:28,604 --> 00:21:29,855 [Leesa] It's a long way to come for bowling, isn't it? 578 00:21:29,938 --> 00:21:32,187 - Yeah, but it's fun, right? - Yeah, it's fun, but... 579 00:21:32,271 --> 00:21:34,813 it's a long way to come. 580 00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:36,688 [pins rattling] 581 00:21:36,771 --> 00:21:38,813 Leesa, I'm just nipping to the toilet quickly, all right? 582 00:21:38,896 --> 00:21:40,021 [Leesa] Okay. 583 00:21:42,938 --> 00:21:45,187 It'll take me ages to get used to it. 584 00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:47,229 ♪ mischievous music ♪ 585 00:21:47,312 --> 00:21:50,229 ♪♪♪ 586 00:21:50,312 --> 00:21:53,229 [Alex] Whoa, he went... 587 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,813 [Leesa] It's gonna be Daddy's go in a minute. 588 00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:56,479 He's not even here. 589 00:21:56,563 --> 00:21:58,312 - [Theo] There he is. - [Leesa] It's your go. 590 00:21:58,396 --> 00:22:00,229 - Sorry, sorry. - [Leesa] Where's your bag? 591 00:22:00,312 --> 00:22:01,730 - [Romesh] Pardon? - [Theo] Your bag. 592 00:22:01,813 --> 00:22:02,563 God, I think I left it up there. 593 00:22:02,646 --> 00:22:04,646 Let me just take my go quickly. 594 00:22:04,730 --> 00:22:05,521 [Shanthi] Yeah, no-nowhere near it. 595 00:22:05,604 --> 00:22:07,896 [Romesh] Okay, Theo, you're up. 596 00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:09,438 I'm just gonna go grab my bag, all right? 597 00:22:09,521 --> 00:22:11,980 - Hurry up. - I'll be two secs. 598 00:22:12,062 --> 00:22:13,646 [Ben] Rom. 599 00:22:13,730 --> 00:22:14,479 [Romesh] Why are you following me? 600 00:22:14,563 --> 00:22:18,187 [Ben] Hold on, let's catch up. 601 00:22:19,021 --> 00:22:21,146 [softly] Okay, can we not just film? 602 00:22:21,229 --> 00:22:23,104 [Ben] Why? We film everything. 603 00:22:23,187 --> 00:22:24,271 [Romesh] Okay, you can film it, 604 00:22:24,354 --> 00:22:26,855 but do not mention this to Leesa and the kids 605 00:22:26,938 --> 00:22:29,312 or Mum or Rags. 606 00:22:31,021 --> 00:22:33,438 - Hey, sorry about that, man. - [man] What up? 607 00:22:33,521 --> 00:22:35,479 [Romesh] Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, bro. 608 00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:37,438 Okay, welcome to another episode 609 00:22:37,521 --> 00:22:39,938 of Hip Hop Saved My Life. I am joined today 610 00:22:40,021 --> 00:22:42,646 by arguably the most exciting 611 00:22:42,730 --> 00:22:44,104 hip-hop outfit in the world today. 612 00:22:44,187 --> 00:22:47,813 Run The Jewels, uh, thank you so much for joining me, guys. 613 00:22:47,896 --> 00:22:49,604 Yeah, man, thanks for having us. 614 00:22:49,688 --> 00:22:51,146 [Romesh] So you're in the middle of a tour. 615 00:22:51,229 --> 00:22:52,604 How do you find touring, generally? 616 00:22:52,688 --> 00:22:55,563 It's dope when you-- when you, like-- 617 00:22:55,646 --> 00:22:57,771 - when you see the money. - [Romesh] Right, right, right. 618 00:22:57,855 --> 00:22:58,980 Well, I've just got--I'm just-- I've literally--I've just-- 619 00:22:59,062 --> 00:23:00,813 I've got to go--I'm just gonna pop to the toilet quickly. 620 00:23:00,896 --> 00:23:03,646 - So that's great so far, but... - [El-P] Cool. 621 00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:04,980 ...I'll be back in a couple of minutes. Is that all right? 622 00:23:05,062 --> 00:23:06,771 Yup, you take a shit. We'll take a smoke. 623 00:23:06,855 --> 00:23:08,271 - [Romesh] Thank you, cool. - [Ben] Rom, Rom. 624 00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:09,980 [laughs] 625 00:23:10,062 --> 00:23:12,813 [Ben] It was meant to be, like, a family day of fun. 626 00:23:12,938 --> 00:23:14,938 It is a family day of fun, 627 00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:16,354 which is why I can't tell her I'm here doing a podcast. 628 00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:19,563 I've gotta go. 629 00:23:19,646 --> 00:23:21,271 - [Leesa] Oh, here he is. - [Romesh] I found my bag. 630 00:23:21,354 --> 00:23:23,062 Where was it? 631 00:23:23,104 --> 00:23:25,521 It was, like, trapped under the wall in the cubicle. 632 00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:27,146 So we're gonna give this a big push, all right? 633 00:23:27,229 --> 00:23:30,855 Three, two, one, go. 634 00:23:30,938 --> 00:23:32,396 - Yay! [clapping] - [Romesh] Oh, wow. 635 00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:34,104 - [Leesa] Good boy. - [Romesh] Look at that. 636 00:23:34,187 --> 00:23:35,688 - [Leesa] Charlie, look. - [Romesh] Well done, Charlie. 637 00:23:35,771 --> 00:23:39,104 - [cell phone ringing] - Hello? 638 00:23:39,187 --> 00:23:41,312 Yeah, speaking. Yes. 639 00:23:41,396 --> 00:23:42,688 He's gone again. 640 00:23:42,771 --> 00:23:44,438 Yeah, well, the thing is... 641 00:23:44,521 --> 00:23:46,104 ♪♪♪ 642 00:23:46,187 --> 00:23:48,021 - Sorry, guys, sorry. - [Killer Mike] Aw, it's... 643 00:23:48,104 --> 00:23:50,771 - How's it going? All right? - [El-P] Yeah. 644 00:23:50,855 --> 00:23:52,855 So what were we talking about? 645 00:23:52,938 --> 00:23:55,688 Uh, I have no fucking idea. 646 00:23:55,771 --> 00:23:56,896 [Leesa] Don't know where Rom keeps disappearing off to. 647 00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:59,646 I think he's got the runs or something. 648 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:02,479 I think people talk about hip-hop 649 00:24:02,563 --> 00:24:03,980 like it's their weird cousin that they know. 650 00:24:04,062 --> 00:24:06,021 Like, "Hey, how's little Skippy, man? How's he doing?" 651 00:24:06,104 --> 00:24:07,730 Just keep go--keep going. Keep going. I'll be two secs. 652 00:24:07,813 --> 00:24:09,062 [whispering] Keep going. 653 00:24:09,146 --> 00:24:10,271 - Keep talking. - Keep talking? 654 00:24:10,354 --> 00:24:11,396 Yeah, keep answering the question 655 00:24:11,479 --> 00:24:13,062 - like he's here. - Really? 656 00:24:13,146 --> 00:24:14,855 Why does he have on bowling shoes? 657 00:24:14,938 --> 00:24:16,229 [Theo] Dad, when are you gonna stop disappearing? 658 00:24:16,312 --> 00:24:18,396 [Romesh] Sorry, sorry, sorry. I keep getting this phone call. 659 00:24:18,479 --> 00:24:20,771 About what? 660 00:24:20,855 --> 00:24:22,438 - [ball rattling loudly] - [Leesa] Oh, God. 661 00:24:22,521 --> 00:24:24,604 [Romesh] Hello? Speaking. 662 00:24:24,688 --> 00:24:25,813 Again. 663 00:24:25,896 --> 00:24:28,354 ♪♪♪ 664 00:24:28,438 --> 00:24:29,813 [panting] 665 00:24:29,896 --> 00:24:33,271 [Ben] It was never gonna work, was it? 666 00:24:33,354 --> 00:24:35,271 I thought I'd win professional 667 00:24:35,354 --> 00:24:36,688 by having interviewed Run The Jewels... 668 00:24:36,771 --> 00:24:38,896 Oh, shit, I have got to--fuck. 669 00:24:38,980 --> 00:24:40,521 - [El-P] Uh, hey. - Just give me two secs. 670 00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:41,938 If you walk out of that room, 671 00:24:42,021 --> 00:24:44,646 then you may not find us when you come back. 672 00:24:44,730 --> 00:24:47,396 ...win personally by spending time with the family. 673 00:24:47,479 --> 00:24:48,896 They all think I'm great... 674 00:24:48,938 --> 00:24:49,563 I don't see the point in him being here. 675 00:24:49,646 --> 00:24:51,813 He keeps disappearing. 676 00:24:51,896 --> 00:24:55,062 ...and then I fucking end today like a legend. 677 00:24:55,146 --> 00:24:56,104 But as it is, Run The Jewels think 678 00:24:56,187 --> 00:24:58,271 I'm a dick, and Leesa wants to divorce me. 679 00:24:58,354 --> 00:25:00,104 - [Leesa] There you are. - [Theo] What the... 680 00:25:00,187 --> 00:25:01,062 [Killer Mike] We're doing a interview in here, ma'am-- 681 00:25:01,146 --> 00:25:04,438 No, this is-- sorry, this is, uh, my wife. 682 00:25:04,521 --> 00:25:07,396 [Killer Mike] Oh, shit, these are your children, hello. 683 00:25:07,479 --> 00:25:08,771 [Romesh] Yeah, sorry, I, uh... 684 00:25:08,855 --> 00:25:11,396 He's told us we're bowli-- Sorry, I don't-- 685 00:25:11,479 --> 00:25:12,187 He didn't tell us you were here. It's lovely to meet you. 686 00:25:12,271 --> 00:25:14,312 Oh, you guys have the shoes on too. 687 00:25:14,396 --> 00:25:16,021 [Leesa] This is why you wanted us to come to Vegas. 688 00:25:16,104 --> 00:25:18,021 Guys, I'm really sorry. I'm just gonna, um-- 689 00:25:18,104 --> 00:25:19,730 - Take care of your shit. - We were bowling downstairs. 690 00:25:19,813 --> 00:25:20,896 - That's what--that's-- - That's why 691 00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:22,521 - you have on the shoes. - [Romesh] Yes. 692 00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:23,938 You carry on. We'll just go back bowling, come on. 693 00:25:24,021 --> 00:25:27,187 [El-P] That makes a little bit more sense. 694 00:25:27,271 --> 00:25:29,271 [Ben] Is the podcast at least good enough to go out? 695 00:25:29,354 --> 00:25:30,354 No. 696 00:25:30,438 --> 00:25:33,604 [laughs] 697 00:25:33,688 --> 00:25:35,271 She gonna slap the shit out of you, man. 698 00:25:35,354 --> 00:25:38,271 [Romesh] It wouldn't surprise me if I went downstairs now 699 00:25:38,354 --> 00:25:40,229 and Leesa was already fucking some other guy 700 00:25:40,312 --> 00:25:42,438 with the kids watching, going, "Yeah, we want a new daddy!" 701 00:25:42,521 --> 00:25:45,062 So when we went upstairs, we went round the corner, 702 00:25:45,146 --> 00:25:47,646 - and Rom is doing his podcast. - Leesa, Leesa, 703 00:25:47,730 --> 00:25:49,980 I am sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm really sorry. 704 00:25:50,062 --> 00:25:52,813 You are such a D-I-C-K-H-E-A-D, you are. 705 00:25:52,896 --> 00:25:54,563 [Leesa] And they've been smoking weed in that room. 706 00:25:54,646 --> 00:25:55,521 [Romesh] No, I wasn't. They were. 707 00:25:55,604 --> 00:25:57,396 I don't care whether you were or you weren't. 708 00:25:57,479 --> 00:25:59,146 - It stunk of weed. - Was he smoking dope? 709 00:25:59,229 --> 00:26:00,896 [Theo] How do you know he's smoking dope if you didn't-- 710 00:26:00,980 --> 00:26:01,646 [Romesh] Oh, my God, I can't even believe 711 00:26:01,730 --> 00:26:04,229 he's saying these words. 712 00:26:04,312 --> 00:26:05,771 Theo, can you just ignore what Uncle Rags is saying? 713 00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:07,479 Every time you say, 714 00:26:07,563 --> 00:26:09,479 "Sorry, sorry, Mum. I won't do that again." 715 00:26:09,563 --> 00:26:12,479 You made us go on that bloody bus for six hours today. 716 00:26:12,563 --> 00:26:15,312 For, what, to come bowling? So you could do a podcast? 717 00:26:15,396 --> 00:26:16,521 You are lying to us all the time. 718 00:26:16,604 --> 00:26:19,479 Look, I'm sorry. 719 00:26:19,563 --> 00:26:22,312 Will you allow me to try and make it up to you, please? 720 00:26:22,396 --> 00:26:23,896 I've organized something very nice for us. 721 00:26:23,980 --> 00:26:25,688 What is it? Are we allowed to know? 722 00:26:25,771 --> 00:26:27,688 [Romesh] It's a very, very 723 00:26:27,771 --> 00:26:31,521 special tour of Las Vegas. 724 00:26:31,604 --> 00:26:34,646 But I'm gonna leave the last detail as a surprise. 725 00:26:34,730 --> 00:26:37,521 Wow, helicopter ride? 726 00:26:37,604 --> 00:26:38,730 Helicopter ride? 727 00:26:40,771 --> 00:26:42,396 Yes, it's a helicopter ride. 728 00:26:42,479 --> 00:26:43,980 - Is it really? - Is it? 729 00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:46,646 Why did--why did you guess it? 730 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:48,855 - [man] Everybody ready? - [all] Yes! 731 00:26:48,938 --> 00:26:50,479 All right, let's have some fun, huh? 732 00:26:50,563 --> 00:26:52,146 [Romesh] Here we go. 733 00:26:52,229 --> 00:26:53,604 - [Alex] Yay! - [Theo] Oh, my God! 734 00:26:53,688 --> 00:26:56,062 [all whooping] 735 00:26:56,146 --> 00:26:57,479 [Romesh] How cool is this? 736 00:26:57,563 --> 00:27:00,187 - [Shanthi] Yeah! - [Rags] Oh, wow. 737 00:27:00,271 --> 00:27:01,604 [Rags] Look at that. 738 00:27:01,688 --> 00:27:02,646 [Shanthi] Alex, look at that. 739 00:27:02,730 --> 00:27:03,771 Oh! 740 00:27:03,855 --> 00:27:05,187 Look, there's people sitting on that, 741 00:27:05,271 --> 00:27:06,938 and it's off the building. 742 00:27:07,021 --> 00:27:09,563 Look, see. Aren't they afraid of falling? 743 00:27:09,646 --> 00:27:10,229 - Guys, guys. - [Theo] Yeah? 744 00:27:10,312 --> 00:27:12,062 Check out this pair of eyes. 745 00:27:12,146 --> 00:27:13,229 [laughter] 746 00:27:13,312 --> 00:27:15,146 What do you think of the view of Vegas from here? 747 00:27:15,229 --> 00:27:18,479 [Shanthi] Beautiful one. Such a wonderful place. 748 00:27:18,563 --> 00:27:20,062 [Ben] So how is it having your mum here? 749 00:27:20,146 --> 00:27:22,396 Obviously, lovely having my mum arrive, 750 00:27:22,479 --> 00:27:24,271 but what it has sort of shown me is 751 00:27:24,354 --> 00:27:27,146 how difficult it is to balance keeping family happy 752 00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:29,730 with what I'm gonna have to do while I'm out here. 753 00:27:29,813 --> 00:27:31,354 Dad, this is amazing. 754 00:27:31,438 --> 00:27:33,771 [Romesh] Despite the fact that I pissed everyone off 755 00:27:33,855 --> 00:27:35,938 with the bowling thing, I actually think 756 00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:36,730 this week has been a success. 757 00:27:36,813 --> 00:27:39,396 [Theo] Oh, my God, fountains. 758 00:27:39,479 --> 00:27:40,688 [Rags] Oh, wow. 759 00:27:40,771 --> 00:27:43,438 [Ben] So do you think that the lesson to all of this is, 760 00:27:43,521 --> 00:27:46,646 in order to manage your work and your family, 761 00:27:46,730 --> 00:27:48,521 you just got to be honest with them? 762 00:27:48,604 --> 00:27:50,438 Uh... 763 00:27:50,521 --> 00:27:52,312 no. 764 00:27:52,396 --> 00:27:53,896 - ♪ hip-hop music ♪ - ♪ I got that bounce ♪ 765 00:27:53,980 --> 00:27:56,021 ♪ That they can't achieve ♪ 766 00:27:56,104 --> 00:27:58,021 ♪ So fat, that shit is clogging up the arteries ♪ 767 00:27:58,104 --> 00:27:59,271 ♪ Coughing up a part of me, honestly I don't know ♪ 768 00:27:59,354 --> 00:28:01,271 ♪ Where to start with these gassy individuals ♪ 769 00:28:01,354 --> 00:28:04,563 ♪ Make it so... [gagging] hard to breathe ♪ 770 00:28:04,688 --> 00:28:06,271 ♪ Inconsistently ♪ 771 00:28:06,354 --> 00:28:08,479 ♪ Operation Keep It Clean failed miserably ♪ 772 00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:10,813 ♪ Still it's going so swimmingly admittedly ♪ 773 00:28:10,896 --> 00:28:13,855 ♪ Probably be remembered as the biggest prick in history ♪ 774 00:28:13,938 --> 00:28:17,563 ♪♪♪ 775 00:28:18,271 --> 00:28:21,187 [bright tone]