[bright tone]
[birds chirping]
♪ mellow music ♪
♪♪♪
[Romesh] I wanna get your genuine opinion on this.
I have booked the Greek Theatre
in Los Angeles, and I'm doing a show there.
[Seann] Is that a big theater? Is that--do you know--
- [Romesh] Five thousand. - Okay, that's big.
What would you do?
I would step up your social media.
If we put our heads together, we can slip your po--
your hip-hop podcast.
That surely has some traction.
- The hip-hop podcast. - [Seann] Hip-hop podcast.
I looked at your Instagram.
- [Romesh] Yeah. - Okay?
Th-this sort of thing's got to stop. Where is it?
- Spider-Man: Homecoming. - No.
"This really was good, except we watched it in 4DX,
and I found it terrifying."
But I had gone to watch that film.
[Seann] It doesn't matter. That's not gonna sell tickets.
Talk to them. Tell them--
But you're getting to know me as a person.
No, I know, and you sound pretty dull.
[both laugh]
♪ dramatic music ♪
♪♪♪
Listen, guys, we're gonna have to get him out, all right?
So you gotta stay there, catch the ball when it comes.
Romesh, ball well. Ready, Charlie?
Where's my mommy?
- [Rags] Theo, ready? - [Theo] Yeah, okay.
Nice one! [laughs] Nicked!
Rags, we're not playing catch off the nick or whatever.
- It was a nick. - Boo!
[Rags] See, they don't even know the game, Rom.
He's three years old, Rags.
[Rags] Catch it! Go, go, go, go. Stomp him!
[Theo] Oh, no, don't!
- [Romesh] Rags! - [Rags] How's that?
What are you doing?
Lookit, mate, what do you want?
You have to aggressively smash the stumps?
What's up with you?
[Rags] Do you know how to play this game or not?
[Romesh] I know how to play. Just chill out.
- [Romesh] Theo? - [Theo] Yeah?
- You like YouTube, right? - Yeah.
Do you think I'd be a good YouTuber?
[Theo] With my help, yeah.
- With your help? - [Theo] Yeah.
I'm happy for you to help me, but as a star,
what about if I just get some more rappers for the podcast?
Yeah, you can do that as well. That'll help.
What do you think, Theo? Do you like the podcast?
Never seen one.
Okay.
♪ light music ♪
[Romesh] I just think you need to chill out a bit,
because you're shouting at Alex.
- It's the second time... - What did I do wrong?
...he's ever held a cricket bat.
- Come on, man. - You're just going mad.
Look, at least I showed the kids how to play cricket, right?
This afternoon, we are excited
to greet the arrival of the queen bee herself,
Shanthi "The Dragon" Ranganath--
I don't--that's a bit harsh, but my mum's coming today.
We do have a little bit of a situation,
you realize that, with Mum arriving?
There's only two bedrooms upstairs--that's Charlie, Alex.
And then downstairs, Theo's in a room.
And you're in a room. That's all the bedrooms.
All right, so what's the solution, then?
[garage door clanks, whirs]
♪♪♪
[Romesh] Ta-da.
Bro, this is for you.
♪♪♪
What do you think?
Yeah, thank you. Yeah, it looks good.
- No, but-- - Is there a broom
around the place or anything like that?
♪ When I'm boss I never let the dust settle ♪
♪ Let them move us with the crushed metal ♪
♪ Then they wanted me to kill it on another level ♪
♪ Is it really just diddy would you win a medal ♪
- [doorbell rings] - [door creaks]
- [Romesh] Hello! - [Shanthi] Hello.
- How are you? - How are you?
Oh, good to see you, son.
[Romesh] You too. Come on in.
- Hello. - [Leesa] Say hello to Grandma.
[Romesh] Do you wanna see your room?
- [Shanthi] Yes, please. - [Romesh] Come on.
[Rags] Yeah, Shanthi, it's just round the corner there,
if you go through there and to the right, yeah.
- All right. Through here? - [Rags] Got a really nice,
- big king-sized bed, yeah. - [Shanthi] Oh, fantastic.
- Really nice. You'll enjoy it. - [Shanthi] Thank you.
It's the same bed as you've got in the garage.
Mine's-mine's smaller, mate.
Anyway, just go and show it to her.
[Leesa] Do you not think it's getting a bit crowded
in the house?
Uh, I think it's actually fine.
I think I've actually solved it very effectively
with Rags in the garage.
Does he wanna be in the garage?
I mean, I'm just thinking, uh, just a toilet first, at least.
Just a little bit worried me, man.
Why worrying you?
I do get up quite a bit at night, you know,
to use the toilet. I'm 63, man.
Go through this back door and use the one down here.
- Do you like it? - I love it.
And then Ragu, that he moved out as well.
But you will see him,
because he's gonna be using that bathroom.
And he's going to share the bathroom with me?
- Yes. - Why?
I just think it's too crowded.
Leesa, this is not a surprise to you
that Rags and Mum were gonna be here.
No, it--well, I told you to get them in a hotel.
You know, your lounge room's quite big, innit?
What if you had the bed in there? Would you mind?
I would have preferred if I had a bathroom for myself.
Well, I'm sure he would've preferred
still being based in the house.
Bad luck, darling. I'm your mother.
[Leesa] So why's your mum even here?
Because...
How about a couple of mirrors?
Like, you know, I like to look at myself when I--
How do you fucking see yourself
standing up with shoes and clothes on in that mirror?
[Romesh] I went from a situation where I thought
I got everything figured out to gradually, as it went on,
realizing that I'd managed to not make
any of the parties involved happy.
[man on TV] She's speaking out for the very first time
about separating from ex, Josh Duhamel...
♪ mellow cha-cha music ♪
[Romesh] So what is popular in the world of YouTube?
[Theo] Somebody did this video
where he got someone to dress him up
- in really cool clothes. - Yeah.
[Theo] That had, like, 50 million views.
- Right. - [Rags] Is he as good-looking
as your dad, do you think?
Uh, some people would think that.
Some people wouldn't.
[Rags] Big as in, like, fat, yeah?
He's not fat. Dad's not fat.
Thank you, Theo.
[Shanthi] Rommy, sorry to interrupt, darling.
Are you taking me anywhere today?
What exactly do you wanna do, Mum?
Uh, I would like to meet a celebrity.
Will you drive around and...
All right, fine, but I just need to do this video.
- Is that all right? - Okay.
[Rags] Shanthi, it'll be a long wait.
I mean, he's hopeless at things like this.
You know that, right?
Can you stop insulting him,
saying, like, it's gonna be a long time
- and meh, meh, meh, meh, meh? - [Rags] Oh, my God.
Thank you. Finally someone's got the guts to say it to him.
What else are you annoyed with him about?
He was too serious about the cricket thing.
[Shanthi] Oh.
♪ mellow hip-hop music ♪
♪ Trying to be somebody else ♪
♪ That's just bad for your health, yo ♪
[Romesh] In my ongoing quest
to get my name out there a bit more,
I contacted a number of people that are YouTubers.
I watch YouTube videos,
and I watch the ones that are really popular.
I've got no idea
why they've got as popular as they have.
- Hello, Edna? - [Edna] Hi.
- [Edna] Yes. - Romesh.
So I have arranged to meet up with someone
who is one of the leading proponents
of the art of ASMR--
or as Rags refers to it, ass-mister.
So you sort of make noises, right?
Yes, that's what ASMR is. It's pretty much a noise
that's a trigger that your brain picks up.
[Romesh] It is, undoubtedly, a popular YouTube phenomenon.
That's one reason for looking into it.
And the second reason for looking into it is,
that's the only YouTuber who got back to me.
How many followers do you have?
My English channel has about 26,000.
[Rags] So it's pretty much, uh,
vibrations coming out of your body,
and people feel it, yeah?
And they get turned on or something?
- Yes, is it sexual? - Yeah?
No, I get that question a lot, no.
Okay, so would you mind showing us, like, a bit of what you do?
[Edna] Yeah.
So to me, the camera is a person.
We-we'll use lotion.
The sound that the bottle does...
- [lotion sloshing] - ...can be a trigger
- for someone. - Oh, wow.
But one of my favorite triggers
would be the sound of the lotion.
[Romesh] I just could not get my head around
the idea that this wasn't sexual.
[Ben] What do you mean?
[lotion squelching, sploshing]
[light slap]
[Romesh] So, uh,
what are your more popular videos?
My most popular ones would be my medical role-plays.
Right.
[Edna] [softly] Hello.
Today we are going to draw your blood.
I see you brought your lab form.
[gloves squeaking softly]
- I'm just gonna clean your arm. - [gauze whooshing]
- Don't be scared. - [whooshing continues]
How's the weather outside?
All right.
You wanna try it, just give it a go?
[Romesh] Uh...
[whispering] Hello, I am Dr. Romesh.
We're going to be taking some blood from you today.
This is my assistant, Dr. Rags.
[whispering] Hello, I'm Dr. Rags.
I'll take good care of you today.
Please do not be alarmed
by the fact he looks like a brown Gandalf.
- Okay, time-out. - [Romesh] Okay, what's--
Are you looking at this, or are you looking at this?
I was looking at this the whole time.
- No, look at this. - Okay.
[whispering] We're gonna continue the examination.
Are you ready, Dr. Rags?
[whispering] I am ready whenever you are, Dr. Romesh.
[Romesh] Yes, the thing he does with his fingers
is very creepy, I agree.
[normal voice] What do you think so far?
Just, you look stiff. You look tense.
- [Romesh] Right. - Opposed to him, he-he looks
like he's actually done this before.
Right.
[whispering] Let me start by putting on my mask first
so that I don't...
infect this patient.
He might end up with my sickness.
[laughs]
[normal voice] Mate, take it fucking seriously, okay?
- I'm taking it seriously. - This could make it
- to the YouTube. - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Am I gonna do ASMR? No.
I wanna focus on my hip-hop podcast.
[whispering] You are a good patient.
[Romesh] Is Rags eyeing up a career
as an ASMR video YouTuber?
[gloves smacking, snapping]
[whispering] Okay.
Yes, 100 percent.
- ♪ mellow music ♪ - [knock at door]
- [Shanthi] Come in. - [door creaks open]
[Shanthi] Where have you been all this time?
[Romesh] Rags and I went and did some, like, YouTube stuff.
[Shanthi] I told you so many times
I would like to meet some celebrities,
and you haven't done anything about that,
and you're messing around with Rag.
Well, I-I don't know what I'm supposed to do, Mum.
Leesa's already had a go at me about
not spending time with her.
You're going on about spending time with you.
I've got, like, loads of people to try and bloody keep happy.
So you want to spend time with Uncle Rag?
Yeah, because he's come all the way here to help me with--
What about me?
You've come for a bloody jolly.
He's come to help me out.
Oh, if you ask me to do something, I will do it.
But you haven't asked me.
Okay, can you help me find a way of
promoting myself via YouTube?
I can't do that.
- Okay. - Okay.
- ♪ hip-hop music ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ He'll be off again, sitting in the back seat ♪
♪ Racking up two and up an evening ♪
[Romesh] I slightly annoyed Mum
by spending too much time doing YouTube videos,
so I've got to do a little bit of, uh, peacekeeping today.
♪ I've got a thing about killing it ♪
[Romesh] I also need to
sort of do the right thing by Leesa and the kids,
'cause obviously Leesa's a little bit pissed off about
the reality of how packed it's gonna be in the house.
And so I feel like I need to basically do a family day.
Okay, time for the Ranganathans' day of fun.
- [Romesh] Excited? - [all] Yay!
♪ Ranganathans' day of fun ♪
[baby talk] ♪ Rangamafans' day of fun ♪
- [Romesh] Theo. - ♪ Ranganathans' day of fun ♪
Can you tell us where we're going?
[Alex] Surprise, Mum.
It is a surprise. Are you excited?
Oh, my goodness, I am super excited for that!
- [Romesh] Are you? - Are you excited, Charlie?
You--yeah, Charlie said he's excited.
Any hint?
Clue is, I think it will be fun for everyone.
Uh, Universal?
- Disney? - Disney, yeah.
[Romesh] My mum wants to meet celebrities,
so I'm taking her on a celebrity tour.
And Leesa and the kids don't wanna go on a celebrity tour,
but there's only one of me and one vehicle.
And what I've discovered about the car
is that if you sit right at the back,
you can't really hear what's being said right in the front.
So I think I can give my mum information
without Leesa being any the wiser.
♪ upbeat music ♪
- [Romesh] Mum. - Huh?
- Oh. Huh? - Shh, shh, shh.
What are you whispering about?
[Romesh] Ranganathans' day of fun.
- See on the left here? - [Shanthi] Mm-hmm.
[Leesa] Are you sure this is the right way?
[Romesh] Leesa, we're nearly there.
Alex, move.
- [Romesh] You see it? - [Shanthi] Yeah.
[children shouting]
- How do you know all this? - How much further, Rom?
Well, do you know what it's like with LA traffic?
We're not in the traffic.
[Ben] Why wouldn't you just go on two separate outings?
It certainly wasn't my intention to do
a full-on Hollywood tour-- what I thought was just
show her a couple of things on the way...
[Leesa] What's he doing?
Is there something wrong with the car?
Mum, can you have a quick look at this, please?
But because my mum didn't react and wasn't that impressed,
I just got desperate.
This house here behind you, that's George Clooney's house.
- [tap on window] - How come that it's so small?
- [Romesh] What? - What are you doing?
[Romesh] Just two secs, all right?
I'm getting fed up with this.
[Romesh] Okay, we carry on our day of fun?
[all] Yay!
[Romesh] ♪ Ranganathans' day of fun ♪
Ow.
♪♪♪
Yeah?
Don't be silly. That I don't believe.
- What? - Shut up. No.
This is just your stupid version
- of a Hollywood tour. - [Romesh] It's not.
[Leesa] That's what you're doing, aren't you?
- No, it's not. - Yes, it is!
[Romesh] Tensions were so high that I thought,
"If I stop this car again,
Leesa will bludgeon me to death."
So I had to reveal what was going on.
I'm gonna tell you where we're going.
- Oh. - Dad, what is it?
[Romesh] Drumroll, drumroll.
- Hey. - We are going to...
- [tapping] - Madame Tussauds.
- [Theo] What? - [Leesa] Why?
Why?
And not one of them could have given a solitary, shiny shit
about that choice of activity.
There's a Madame Tussauds five miles away in London.
Ranganathans' day of fun.
♪ dejected music ♪
♪♪♪
[sighs]
How's your day been? Been having a good time?
[Leesa] Rom decided that he was going to take over two hours
to find houses that he was lying to his mum about
- where celebrities lived. - [Rags] Serious?
Why don't you do nice things for us?
And you lied to me now?
You lied from the beginning of the day,
so how are we supposed to believe anything that you're...
[Shanthi] Anything you say now?
[Leesa] ...gonna say or do or take us places?
[Shanthi] So what are you going to plan tomorrow?
You'll be lying to us.
Don't behave like a dickhead.
I did get some good news today. Run The Jewels got in touch
and said they'd come on my podcast.
It's a rap group, one of my favorites.
♪ Look what you made me do, say sorry ♪
♪ About to meet the British hard rock, no quarry ♪
♪ So look what you've gone and done, say nada ♪
♪ I put them back in nappies, you can call me Papa ♪
[Romesh] Because we haven't been getting on
and things have been awkward since last night,
so I thought, "Let's just do family therapy."
I wouldn't normally do this,
but it's something for the family to do together,
and it might sort a few things out.
[Fibus] So what I wanna do, guys, is each of you to
- write your names, okay? - [Romesh and Rags] Okay.
[Fibus] And then put it around your neck.
I'm going to ask you to do a role reversal.
Lees, you become Romesh.
And you have to actually get up and change signs.
So now I want you to try on her vagina.
Okay, Lees, how do you feel?
Yesterday, you basically were a little bit deceptive,
and then the surprise was rubbish.
And I thought that going to Madame Tussauds
would be good for the kids, but I did what I always do,
which is, I was trying to do too many things
and please too many people, and that's--
that's what I'm guilty of a lot of the time.
How do you get into this? What was your impression?
[Shanthi] Yeah, yesterday, you promised me.
You said it's a Hollywood tour.
And you lied to me.
[Fibus] How does Rags feel?
It almost seems like he's neglecting me,
and he's put me in the back, like, in the garage.
[Romesh] I quite like the fact that most of the attacks on me
were directed at Leesa while she was playing me,
which I thought suited me right down to the ground.
I mean, I thought, "Yeah, put the boot in.
He really is a prick."
Okay, Romesh,
- could you hold this? - Yep.
And then I need you to hold this.
- Yep. - And then I need you
to also hold this, and...
A lot to hold on to there, haven't you, Romesh?
Romesh, I want you to hold this.
You can put this under your chin.
I think we all got it when he did the bottles of water.
What he didn't need to do was nearly crush her to death.
[Fibus] We need to get a lot more 'cause we need to show
what you can handle.
You wanna do this on-on your head?
Why don't you- why don't you just--
[Romesh] I don't think Romesh can take that.
- [Shanthi] I don't think... - [Fibus] Pardon me?
I don't think he can handle it.
- I'm gonna drop everything. - [Fibus] Oh, sure, he can.
Romesh, you can take more, right?
[Romesh] I don't know what the endgame is.
I think she's supposed to say, "That's enough."
But Leesa's very polite,
so when I started to feel that her lips were turning blue,
my mother and I intervened.
- I'll take that for you. - Thank you. That's very kind.
- Shall I take this for you? - Oh, yeah, thank you.
[Fibus] Romesh, why weren't you holding this?
Did you have too much before that?
[Leesa] I've always got too much.
[Fibus] Are you learning anything from this?
Well, yes, I need to talk to my wife
about things that are bothering me.
Okay, so do you guys trust each other?
I mean, really trust each other?
Yes.
You do? Would you close your eyes
and let him lead you blind?
♪ mellow music ♪
Now, be honest. Can you see?
- No. - Oh, my Lord.
[Fibus] So here's what you need to do.
We're gonna go up and down the curb.
And, Uncle, you're gonna control Rom.
- Okay. - And you can't talk.
- Okay? So, Uncle... - Yeah?
You have to really pay attention,
or you could get hurt.
This is dangerous, okay?
[Romesh] Dr. Fibus controlled my mum and Leesa,
and Rags controlled me.
[Ben] Was it weird that Dr. Fibus was leading too?
I didn't really understand why...
Yeah, I mean...
[horn honks]
♪♪♪
I think he, um...
[sniffing]
...he's got a way about him.
When I spoke to him afterwards,
he said my mum wasn't moving at all
and that she didn't trust him in the slightest.
Leesa wasn't particularly trusting.
She was worried about the hygiene issue,
she told me afterwards.
Apparently he was making her touch stuff.
♪♪♪
Rags obviously had an unorthodox way of doing it.
I didn't trust Rags, to be honest with you,
because he started doing weird stuff
like just jiggling my arm about.
I don't see what that is telling you.
♪♪♪
I mean, I guess I didn't demonstrate any trust,
but you could argue that there was a trust exercise there,
in that I allowed myself to be blindfolded by a stranger
and then for him to lead away my wife and mum.
But I don't think the family will be
taking any of this on board.
[Fibus] Masks off, everyone. Okay, very good.
Now, each of you said that you trusted totally,
but you didn't trust
the same way you thought you would trust.
No, that's not true, because you're different
to it being a family member, so it can't...
No, but I--yeah.
...it can't be a fair experiment for us.
[door creaks, slams]
[Romesh] So what did you think?
[Shanthi] I found it a bit strange,
but it's a lesson.
The reason I organized that is for us to just clear the air
- for me to tell you... - Yeah?
...we are going to Las Vegas.
[cheers and applause]
[Shanthi] Thank you, thank you, thank you, Rom.
You are not lying, are you?
Listen, I'm gonna spend quality time with you.
I'm gonna spend quality time with you.
I'm gonna spend quality time with you. It's gonna be great.
Vegas family...
- [Romesh] Vegas! - [all] Vegas! Vegas!
Las Vegas? Las Vegas.
[Ben] Why?
- Pardon? - [Ben] Why?
Because it's Las Vegas.
[all chanting] Vegas!
[Rags] Las Vegas, Las Vegas.
[Ben] Come on, tell me really. Why?
[Romesh] Well, I'm also gonna record a podcast
with Run The Jewels.
[Ben] Hold on, haven't you just promised
to spend quality time with the family?
♪ hip-hop music ♪
Yeah.
I mean, admittedly,
it's not ideal, but...
♪ Can't stop me, runaway train ♪
♪ Handle this properly, disappear ♪
♪ Reappear when they thinking they got me ♪
♪ Coming from a... ♪
[Romesh] We're on our way to Vegas.
[Ben] Why did you decide to take a bus?
I thought it'd be nice for us to be sat together,
chatting and stuff like that.
What's actually happened is, Rags is asleep,
my mum is on her phone,
and then the kids are on their tablets, so...
it's not been sort of the family bonding session
that I expected it to be.
♪ eerie music ♪
[bowling balls thunking]
- [pins rattling] - [Leesa] Oh, good shot.
- [Rags] You having fun, guys? - Alex!
[Leesa] It's a long way to come for bowling, isn't it?
- Yeah, but it's fun, right? - Yeah, it's fun, but...
it's a long way to come.
[pins rattling]
Leesa, I'm just nipping to the toilet quickly, all right?
[Leesa] Okay.
It'll take me ages to get used to it.
♪ mischievous music ♪
♪♪♪
[Alex] Whoa, he went...
[Leesa] It's gonna be Daddy's go in a minute.
He's not even here.
- [Theo] There he is. - [Leesa] It's your go.
- Sorry, sorry. - [Leesa] Where's your bag?
- [Romesh] Pardon? - [Theo] Your bag.
God, I think I left it up there.
Let me just take my go quickly.
[Shanthi] Yeah, no-nowhere near it.
[Romesh] Okay, Theo, you're up.
I'm just gonna go grab my bag, all right?
- Hurry up. - I'll be two secs.
[Ben] Rom.
[Romesh] Why are you following me?
[Ben] Hold on, let's catch up.
[softly] Okay, can we not just film?
[Ben] Why? We film everything.
[Romesh] Okay, you can film it,
but do not mention this to Leesa and the kids
or Mum or Rags.
- Hey, sorry about that, man. - [man] What up?
[Romesh] Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, bro.
Okay, welcome to another episode
of Hip Hop Saved My Life. I am joined today
by arguably the most exciting
hip-hop outfit in the world today.
Run The Jewels, uh, thank you so much for joining me, guys.
Yeah, man, thanks for having us.
[Romesh] So you're in the middle of a tour.
How do you find touring, generally?
It's dope when you-- when you, like--
- when you see the money. - [Romesh] Right, right, right.
Well, I've just got--I'm just-- I've literally--I've just--
I've got to go--I'm just gonna pop to the toilet quickly.
- So that's great so far, but... - [El-P] Cool.
...I'll be back in a couple of minutes. Is that all right?
Yup, you take a shit. We'll take a smoke.
- [Romesh] Thank you, cool. - [Ben] Rom, Rom.
[laughs]
[Ben] It was meant to be, like, a family day of fun.
It is a family day of fun,
which is why I can't tell her I'm here doing a podcast.
I've gotta go.
- [Leesa] Oh, here he is. - [Romesh] I found my bag.
Where was it?
It was, like, trapped under the wall in the cubicle.
So we're gonna give this a big push, all right?
Three, two, one, go.
- Yay! [clapping] - [Romesh] Oh, wow.
- [Leesa] Good boy. - [Romesh] Look at that.
- [Leesa] Charlie, look. - [Romesh] Well done, Charlie.
- [cell phone ringing] - Hello?
Yeah, speaking. Yes.
He's gone again.
Yeah, well, the thing is...
♪♪♪
- Sorry, guys, sorry. - [Killer Mike] Aw, it's...
- How's it going? All right? - [El-P] Yeah.
So what were we talking about?
Uh, I have no fucking idea.
[Leesa] Don't know where Rom keeps disappearing off to.
I think he's got the runs or something.
I think people talk about hip-hop
like it's their weird cousin that they know.
Like, "Hey, how's little Skippy, man? How's he doing?"
Just keep go--keep going. Keep going. I'll be two secs.
[whispering] Keep going.
- Keep talking. - Keep talking?
Yeah, keep answering the question
- like he's here. - Really?
Why does he have on bowling shoes?
[Theo] Dad, when are you gonna stop disappearing?
[Romesh] Sorry, sorry, sorry. I keep getting this phone call.
About what?
- [ball rattling loudly] - [Leesa] Oh, God.
[Romesh] Hello? Speaking.
Again.
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[panting]
[Ben] It was never gonna work, was it?
I thought I'd win professional
by having interviewed Run The Jewels...
Oh, shit, I have got to--fuck.
- [El-P] Uh, hey. - Just give me two secs.
If you walk out of that room,
then you may not find us when you come back.
...win personally by spending time with the family.
They all think I'm great...
I don't see the point in him being here.
He keeps disappearing.
...and then I fucking end today like a legend.
But as it is, Run The Jewels think
I'm a dick, and Leesa wants to divorce me.
- [Leesa] There you are. - [Theo] What the...
[Killer Mike] We're doing a interview in here, ma'am--
No, this is-- sorry, this is, uh, my wife.
[Killer Mike] Oh, shit, these are your children, hello.
[Romesh] Yeah, sorry, I, uh...
He's told us we're bowli-- Sorry, I don't--
He didn't tell us you were here. It's lovely to meet you.
Oh, you guys have the shoes on too.
[Leesa] This is why you wanted us to come to Vegas.
Guys, I'm really sorry. I'm just gonna, um--
- Take care of your shit. - We were bowling downstairs.
- That's what--that's-- - That's why
- you have on the shoes. - [Romesh] Yes.
You carry on. We'll just go back bowling, come on.
[El-P] That makes a little bit more sense.
[Ben] Is the podcast at least good enough to go out?
No.
[laughs]
She gonna slap the shit out of you, man.
[Romesh] It wouldn't surprise me if I went downstairs now
and Leesa was already fucking some other guy
with the kids watching, going, "Yeah, we want a new daddy!"
So when we went upstairs, we went round the corner,
- and Rom is doing his podcast. - Leesa, Leesa,
I am sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm really sorry.
You are such a D-I-C-K-H-E-A-D, you are.
[Leesa] And they've been smoking weed in that room.
[Romesh] No, I wasn't. They were.
I don't care whether you were or you weren't.
- It stunk of weed. - Was he smoking dope?
[Theo] How do you know he's smoking dope if you didn't--
[Romesh] Oh, my God, I can't even believe
he's saying these words.
Theo, can you just ignore what Uncle Rags is saying?
Every time you say,
"Sorry, sorry, Mum. I won't do that again."
You made us go on that bloody bus for six hours today.
For, what, to come bowling? So you could do a podcast?
You are lying to us all the time.
Look, I'm sorry.
Will you allow me to try and make it up to you, please?
I've organized something very nice for us.
What is it? Are we allowed to know?
[Romesh] It's a very, very
special tour of Las Vegas.
But I'm gonna leave the last detail as a surprise.
Wow, helicopter ride?
Helicopter ride?
Yes, it's a helicopter ride.
- Is it really? - Is it?
Why did--why did you guess it?
- [man] Everybody ready? - [all] Yes!
All right, let's have some fun, huh?
[Romesh] Here we go.
- [Alex] Yay! - [Theo] Oh, my God!
[all whooping]
[Romesh] How cool is this?
- [Shanthi] Yeah! - [Rags] Oh, wow.
[Rags] Look at that.
[Shanthi] Alex, look at that.
Oh!
Look, there's people sitting on that,
and it's off the building.
Look, see. Aren't they afraid of falling?
- Guys, guys. - [Theo] Yeah?
Check out this pair of eyes.
[laughter]
What do you think of the view of Vegas from here?
[Shanthi] Beautiful one. Such a wonderful place.
[Ben] So how is it having your mum here?
Obviously, lovely having my mum arrive,
but what it has sort of shown me is
how difficult it is to balance keeping family happy
with what I'm gonna have to do while I'm out here.
Dad, this is amazing.
[Romesh] Despite the fact that I pissed everyone off
with the bowling thing, I actually think
this week has been a success.
[Theo] Oh, my God, fountains.
[Rags] Oh, wow.
[Ben] So do you think that the lesson to all of this is,
in order to manage your work and your family,
you just got to be honest with them?
Uh...
no.
- ♪ hip-hop music ♪ - ♪ I got that bounce ♪
♪ That they can't achieve ♪
♪ So fat, that shit is clogging up the arteries ♪
♪ Coughing up a part of me, honestly I don't know ♪
♪ Where to start with these gassy individuals ♪
♪ Make it so... [gagging] hard to breathe ♪
♪ Inconsistently ♪
♪ Operation Keep It Clean failed miserably ♪
♪ Still it's going so swimmingly admittedly ♪
♪ Probably be remembered as the biggest prick in history ♪
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