[theme music playing]
Extra-tall short stack, coming up.
[chuckles] Maple syrup
don't come much fresher than that.
-[laughing] -Sure, Dad. Can I be excused?
Not until you finish your break--
[gulps and burps]
Thanks, Dad!
[door closes]
Betty, do you think Bamm-Bamm looks up to me
like other kids do with their dads?
If you're worried about relating to your son,
you should try opening up
and telling him about when you were his age,
instead of always cracking jokes.
You're right.
Bamm-Bamm should know about who I really am.
I'm more than just his dad, or the Flintstones' neighbor.
I'm also the reason our mailman switched routes.
[laughing]
[Bamm-Bamm] I love the Crags!
So fun and exciting!
Wish I could just stay out here all the time.
No rules, no bedtimes...
No doctors,
-no grocery stores. -[Dino sniffing]
Ah! Don't need all that stuff.
I love the Crags, too, Bamm-Bamm,
but don't kid yourself.
They're fun, but also brutal and dangerous.
[explosion]
See?
-[Pebbles gasps] -Congratulate yourself later,
we gotta get out of here!
But what about all the dinosaurs?
[dinosaurs screaming in panic]
[all chattering]
[yells]
We gotta save him.
[tangelopod grunting]
[chatters]
Yeah, but who's gonna save us?
[Dino whimpering]
[caveman yodeling]
[grunts]
You no worry. Me save you.
[Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm grunt]
-[yodeling] -Whoa-ho! Who is that guy?
-[whimpering] -[all grunting]
[dinosaur] Whoa!
Don't just stand there,
you're about to get drenched in molten rock.
Ugh. Molten rock is so mainstream.
I'm more into post-pick-corn-noise rock.
-[yodeling] -You saved us!
[all yelling]
Ugh! He dropped us in a tar pit!
[chuckling softly] #OnlyInTheCrags.
[caveman yodeling]
Me save you.
-[yodeling] -Wow! He is saving everybody.
-Is he, though? -[blowing]
[wind blowing]
Me know how to stop volcano. [yodels]
[grunts]
-[beaver chittering] -[caveman grunts]
That was amazing! Who are you?
Me caveman.
Yeah, no, I mean, what's your name?
Uh, me no need name. Me live in Crags.
You live in the Crags?
You don't have a name?
But what do you eat? How do you stay warm?
Where do you sleep?
Me live in cave. See? [grunting]
-But what do people call you? -Oomph!
Your name is Oomph?
Oomph!
Okay! Okay! Your name's Oomph.
My name Oomph?
My name Oomph.
Is Oomph a name?
My name Oomph.
-[grunts] -Nice to meet you, Oomph.
I'm Bamm-Bamm Rubble. Big fan.
Are you sure we can trust this guy?
He really could be anything under all that hair.
[wind blowing]
Or... nothing.
The Crags are so untamed and dangerous.
Is there a secret to living out here?
Bing-Bam want to know secret to survive in Crags?
It's Bamm-Bamm, don't worry about it.
Never drink ground rain.
-Only gargle. -[rumbling]
[gargling]
Ugh!
-[gargling] -Listen, Bamm-Bamm,
I think the volcano was enough action for me.
-We should head home. -You go ahead,
I'm gonna stay here and live in the Crags like Oomph.
What? You can't live out in the Crags.
You'll... You'll be miserable.
[muffled] Pebbles, you may think you know everything,
but you don't even know how to water gargle.
But what about your parents? They'll be worried sick.
Ah, don't worry. I got a plan for that.
I just need a little help.
Forget it. I am not covering for you
while you make yourself miserable.
I wasn't talking about you.
[Dino whimpering]
[Barney humming]
Son, can we talk?
You know, when I was your age,
I used to go to the Crags too.
And tonight, I'm gonna tell you
-all my fun and terrifying adventures. -[whimpers]
So, if you're scared
and you don't want to hear them,
say so right now.
[exclaiming indistinctly]
[laughs] Great!
I'll start with the time I met the ghost of Angel's grave.
[Dino groans]
If Bing-Bam want to survive in Crags,
first thing you need know is where me find food.
All right, I am starving!
So what's first on the menu? Bronto burgers?
Raptor ribs? Water buffalo wings?
Roaches and beetles.
Uh, you mean, in an emergency.
-Just to survive? -[sniffing]
I mean, you eat other food, too, right?
Of course.
Me also eat worms.
[chomping vigorously]
Next survival tip for Crags, baths.
I guess a quick dip sounds--
Me no take them.
-What? Why not? -Showers clean out stench.
-And stench ward off dinosaur... -[grunting]
...who want to eat me during sleep.
But you have a cave. Doesn't that keep you safe?
Well, me have cave, yeah, but me no sleep there.
Are you nuts?
This place is awesome!
I'm totally gonna sleep here tonight.
[insect chirping]
[bat] Ha. So I said to the guy,
"Hey, buddy, my eyesight is actually quite good,
but if you need me to echo-locate the exit for you
I'd be happy to."
-You didn't. -Oh, I did.
Hey! Can you please be quiet?
Be quiet! Look what you did.
What I did? You're the one telling the story.
[indistinct conversations]
[all chattering]
[grunting groggily]
[grunting satisfactorily and smacks lips]
Good morning. How you sleep?
I didn't.
Well, now it time for breakfast.
Oh, great. I am starving.
-Wait. Is it more bugs you found under rocks? -No.
Eat bugs that nest in our hair during night.
-[chomping loudly] -Oh, come on!
I thought we were cavemen.
-[sniffing] -Why can't we go hunting
and grill up some real food for breakfast?
It too dangerous.
Cooking meat bring dinosaur who eat me.
Then we become the food.
Oh, so what? I could defend myself.
No. If you want survive in Crags,
you need be smart. Like me.
You're standing on a fire ant hill.
[caveman] Hmm.
[crunching] Me know. Me eat them for lunch.
[sighs] It's good to be back after a restful night in Bedrock, eh, Dino?
[groans]
-Hmm. I wonder how Bamm-Bamm handled it. -[leaves rustling]
Hey, Pebbles. How is boring ol' Bedrock?
-Bamm-Bamm, are you okay? -Ah, never better.
Yeah, nothing like a night in the Crags
to revitalize your spirit, energize your energies...
[sniffs] Is that Bronto loaf?
You know, why don't you sit back
and rest while I cook this meat?
What Oomph doesn't know
can't hurt him. [laughing softly]
Ha! I knew it!
You're starving and half-crazed after just one night.
What? No!
You're crazy.
-[chattering] -Hey!
You're that tangelopod we saved yesterday.
No need to thank us. Just the joy of helping out
-is the only... -[all chattering]
I think they want the Bronto loaf.
Well, they can forget it. Get your own!
Just leave it. There's too many.
No way! That is my meat.
[grunting]
[chattering angrily]
Argh! Okay. Maybe we can share.
-We gotta get backup. -[grunting]
I don't want to leave him here either, Dino, but...
Look, pal, I know we don't like each other
or trust each other,
but Bamm-Bamm needs our help, so--
-Me trust you. -What?
-You do? -Of course.
Pebbles is me best friend.
Oh. Oh, no.
Look, can we just go save Bamm-Bamm?
[all gulp]
[smacking lips]
-[all grunting] -Uh-oh.
[caveman yodeling]
[grunts]
You no worry. Me save you.
[Bamm-Bamm groans]
[tangelopods screeching]
[grunting]
-[chattering] -Huh?
[yodeling]
You saved us!
[tangelopods screeching and grunting]
Bad breath, bugs,
total disregard for the well-being of the creatures he saves,
it's all the things he tried to teach me.
[all screeching fearfully]
I'm sorry I didn't listen, Oomph.
Uh, you were right about all of it.
It okay, Bing-Bam. You know for next time.
Um, actually,
I think life in the Crags is a little
too much for me to handle on a permanent basis.
That mean you go back to Bedrock?
Relax, buddy, I'm not going away for good.
Pebbles and I come out to the Crags like twice a week.
Yeah, we're all going to be friends for a long, long time.
-[both exclaiming in disgust] -What is long, long time?
About the same amount of time since your last shower.
[Bamm-Bamm whistling contently]
[fridge door closes]
-I think last night's talk did the trick, Barney. -[dishes clatter]
Bamm-Bamm seems a lot more content...
-[fridge door opens and closes] -...to be home.
-You were right, Betty. -[dishes clatter]
Nothing like a little one-on-one time...
-[fridge door opens and closes] -...to make someone appreciate his old man.
[dishes clattering]
[chomping vigorously]
Missed food.
Not bugs.
Oh, so good.
[theme music playing]