[theme music playing]
Ah, nothing like a peaceful day in the Crags to ease my woes.
Uh, "peaceful" is not the word I'd use.
-[all grunting] -[birds squawking]
"Chaos." Chaos is the word.
All right. Sure, the Crags are a little rough around the edges.
Like that one. But, that's what makes it great.
I mean, in the Crags, you can hit whatever you want
as hard as you want.
-[groans] Ow! -Sorry.
You have a deal, a business deal.
Fantastic, T-Rocky. Can I call you "T-Rocky"?
Hah! "T-Rocky." I love it!
[whispering] Oh, no, it's King T-Rocks.
Maybe we can sneak by without him seeing us.
Oof.
-[T-Rocks grunting] -I don't think he saw us.
So you flint-chippin' cave apes are trying to spy on my business deal?
Well, we weren't trying to spy on you. We were trying to avoid you.
Wait, "business deal"? In the Crags?
That's right. I was just finalizing an important business deal
with Maxie here, to make the Crags even better.
I'm gonna build a big complex for businesses, restaurants,
condos. It'll be a whole new Crags.
New Crags!
Yup. And I know what condos are.
Uh, well, I gotta go. I got a thing.
Pleasure meeting you all. Ciao.
Oh, totally. Me too. So many things. King things.
Uh, ciao-uh!
You're selling the Crags? Why?
The best thing about them is that they're unsold.
-It is? -But, Bamm-Bamm,
this could bring some order to the Crags.
We were just saying how chaotic they are.
-You were? -But that's a good thing.
But this could be even better.
Hmm, tell me what you think.
[door bangs shut]
Uh, Dino doesn't really think.
-Or talk. -Really?
Look, if you want to know what people think,
then you should be asking the dinosaurs who live in the Crags.
I'm the King. I don't care what they think.
Oh, we know. They told us as much.
Really? They were talking about me?
[stammering] What else did they say?
[both sigh]
So, even though these changes might feel a little scary at first,
I think building businesses and condos will bring some
much needed order and stability to the Crags.
Does that mean the Stomposaurus will stop stomping on my tail?
I can't help it if your tail is in the way of my foot!
[all talking over each other]
See, everyone agrees with me. I made the right decision.
As always.
[all talking indistinctly]
So, are you gonna like, keep doing that?
Sorry, but I think the Crags are perfect just the way they are.
Here, we can be loud. And eat whatever we want.
And we don't have to take baths.
We don't have to answer to anybody.
[grunting]
Uh, except, King T-Rocks, of course.
[grunts loudly]
So, I say, keep the Crags how they are.
-[all agreeing] -Yeah. Absolutely.
Yeah, no more condos. I hate those things, just like I said.
Ah, now, hold on, folks. Wait a second.
Okay, okay, listen, I get it. You folks are concerned.
You don't know me. To you, I'm just a businessaur coming in
and making changes. [slurps, sighs]
But I'm not gonna change the Crags. I'm gonna make them better.
Open them up to the world of business.
[horn honking]
You'll each have the opportunity to get in on this major development
that will take the Crags from "no business" to "whoa business."
Whoa, business!
That's right. What's your name?
-Terence. -Terence. I like that.
Mind if I call you "Terry"?
[chuckles] Hah! "Terry"! I love it!
Now, Terry, picture this. That instead of living... Now, where do you live?
-Next to a rock. -Ah-hah.
Well, instead of living next to a rock, you'll live inside a bunch of rocks.
Huh! I never thought of that!
Yeah? Oh yeah, baby. You'll live inside a bunch
of rocks, because their structures are built out of rocks.
They're all the rage in New Rock City.
-[all exclaiming] -New Rock City!
Well, T-Rocky, that settles that.
I'll be back with the contract in a few days. Capisce?
"Ca... Capi..." [stammers] Wh... What you said.
Goodbye, everyone, you're all my best friends.
[all cheering]
I like him. I like business.
I wanna do business, too!
-Business is my new passion. -[both squeal and thud]
Aww, cheer up, Bamm-Bamm, a little civilization is a good thing.
[birds squawking]
This is not a good thing.
Sure it is, Bamm-Bamm. Just look.
Everyone's newfound interest in business is keeping them
-calm, orderly... -[groans]
-Civilized. -Here you go. One coffee.
[slurping]
[whiny] This tastes like mud!
-Hey! -Ow!
My tail!
[crying] I thought we said no more tail-stomping.
Excuse me, but, coffee and mud are actually two different things.
Hmm, I don't think so.
-Next! -[exclaims]
[chuckles] He really told you, Pebbles.
Oh, wow! Ugh!
They might need a little guidance, but they'll get there.
This is a case where you can keep all your documents for business.
I call it a "business-documents case."
Give it to me!
[both grunting]
-No! -Hey. Hey.
If you want the case, you have to give something in return.
It's called a "transaction."
Oh, okay.
[grunting]
Yeah, I think I'm starting to come around on this business stuff.
No, they're still working it out, but they'll get there.
[grunts]
There. We're finished digging the holes for our golf course.
A round of golf?
That hole is actually a little big--
I'll golf you!
[all grunting]
Well, you were right, Pebbles,
bringing civilization to the Crags is good.
That ain't my golf, you golfing golfers!
[all yelling]
Stop! Stop!
That's not how you golf. This is how you golf.
[classical music playing]
Hmm, no thanks.
[all yelling and grunting]
[sighs] It's okay. They'll get there.
[indistinct chatting]
See, isn't this nice?
Everyone's really acclimating.
Yeah, I owe you an apology, Flints. The Crags are way better now.
Those condos are going to take this whole sitch to the next lev.
-[exclaims] -[all exclaiming]
[clears throat]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened here?
Oh, the dinosaurs are all getting ready to live in your condo development.
Uh, BB Rubs, a pleasure to meet you. Pleasure to meet you.
Uh-huh, right. Excuse me, while I show these fine people around.
Huh, that was weird.
[exclaims] Classic power move.
Those guys have forgotten more about business than I'll ever know.
We'll begin construction as soon as they're cleared out.
Well, are you sure they'll leave?
Once their King signs the contract, they won't have a choice.
-[gasps] -These dinosaurs can't afford condos.
They don't even have money.
[all laughing]
Bamm-Bamm, you were right. We should have left the Crags the way they were.
Wicky, hold all my calls.
[pants] Does that mean I can come out of here?
-No. What's up, Flints? -[squeals]
Bamm-Bamm, it's Max. I overheard him talking to his friends.
Before he builds his condos, he's going to kick everyone out of the Crags.
Maxie baby? No! He'd never betray me!
He calls me "BB Rubs."
And only a true friend uses cool nicknames.
-[bird squeals] -BB Rubs.
-No. Guys, you've gotta listen. -Uh-huh, buy, sell.
[mumbling]
Dino, stop pretending you're doing business deals.
That's not even a shell phone. It's just a shell.
-[exclaims] -It doesn't look like much,
but Dino and I were going to flip this shell for a profit.
It may be a periwinkle studio now, but when we list it,
it'll be a four-bedroom conch.
[chatting indistinctly]
-[all talking indistinctly] -[Max] All right, everyone.
Let's start the groundbreaking, shall we?
Today's a big day for business and an even bigger day for the Crags.
It's the beginning of a new era.
One with buildings and civilization and working lunches.
-[all cheering] -Yeah!
And none of it's for any of you.
-[all exclaim] -Oh, mercy!
Max isn't building these condos for you or your businesses,
he's going to kick you all out to make room for richer clientele.
Oh, that's horrible.
How dare you accuse Max of that?
Yeah, that's slander!
It's true! I heard him telling his friends.
He thinks you're a bunch of dumb bumpkins he can scam.
[all jeering]
Nonsense, the Mac Attack would never do such a thing.
I agree. He's my friend. He calls me "Terry."
Okay, okay. Calm down, everyone.
She's just trying to look out for all of you.
After all, she's right.
What was that?
Everything Pebbles said is true. I said all that about you, and worse.
You're a bunch of savages.
And you don't deserve to live in my condos.
-What? -[all exclaim]
Well, if that's the case, then our business deal is canceled.
No more business!
[chuckles]
You can't just cancel a business deal.
You signed a contract.
And in business, there's nothing more important than a contract.
Tell him, guys.
-He's right. -It's literally set in stone.
Oh no, what have I done?
Uh... Uh, you can find a way around it, right, Flints?
You may have us with this contract,
but no deal is igneous clad.
Mark my words, I'll find a loophole somewhere.
Some "i" you didn't dot. Some "t" you didn't steep.
I'll find some way to stop you from building those condos,
even if it takes me the rest of this epoch.
-We're gonna-- -What if we just eat him?
Wait, wait, what?
How about we just eat him?
-Yeah, eat him! -Yeah!
-Eat him! -[all] Eat him! Eat him!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, sorry, friends. -[all] Eat him! Eat him!
You can't eat me.
The Crags were signed over to me, fair and square,
by your King himself. Tell him, T-Rocky.
-Eat him! -[all] Eat him! Eat him!
-[all] Eat him! -Oh, business.
[screams]
[all yelling] Eat him! Eat him! Eat him!
Guess that's how they do business in the Crags.
Yup. No matter how much you try to change it,
the Crags will always be the same.
You mean, kind of terrifying?
[Bamm-Bamm] Yup.
[theme music playing]