(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNORING)
PEBBLES: Dino, supper time.
(BARKING)
Your usual table.
Tonight's menu.
(BARKING)
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Bon appetit.
Hey, uh, Pebs, ever think maybe you spoil Dino a little too much?
Excuse me? I do not spoil Dino.
I just like to give him special things,
'cause he's the most special dinosaur in the whole wide world.
Aren't you?
Aren't you the most special dinosaur ever?
What? I have to. It's on the menu.
Ugh, I would've preferred a mauling.
Okay, fine. Maybe he's a little spoiled.
But that's just because he's such a good boy.
Yes, you are.
(LAUGHING)
Hey, what's so funny?
Sorry, sorry, but we just cannot get enough of your pet.
Yeah, so we just love bouncing into town
so we can point and laugh at all the domesticated dinosaurs.
And, oh, boy, we ain't never seen a dinosaur as domesticated as him.
He's a real civilized saurapod. (LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
He's totally purebred bronto.
BOTH: He's a complete wimp.
Hey! Dino is not a wimp.
He's one of the most ferocious dinosaurs you'll ever meet.
-See? He couldn't hurt a fly. -Not even a butterfly.
Why would he want to hurt a butterfly? They're harmless.
And no one looks ferocious on a full stomach.
But... But he is.
Then why don't we never see him at the Crag Brawl.
"The Crag Brawl?"
Ha! Some ferocious dino.
He don't even know about the Crag Brawl?
Yeah, the Crag Brawl is where all the rough and tumble dinosaurs
from the Crags get together to see who's the roughest and the tumbliest.
Well, guess what?
You're gonna see him at the next one,
and he's gonna teach your fluffy white tails some manners.
Oh, okay.
Just make sure he knows he ain't there to play fetch.
Come on, we gotta check out this sabretooth kitty cat
I heard about two blocks over.
-(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY) -He does what?
(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
He does it in a box?
(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
The box is in the house?
-Oh, now this I gotta see. -(BOTH LAUGHING)
Ooh, those no good little fluffy hopping little bunnies, oof.
You sure that was the best idea?
They made fun of my Dino and they must pay.
Plus, it's just two little bunniesaurases,
I mean, he'll be fine...
(BURPS)
With a little bit of training.
Okay, Dino, winning a fight is all about unleashing your wild side.
You need to let go of everything society has taught you,
and allow instinct to kick in.
Now, attack me.
Dino, Dino, no.
Dino, stop.
Dino, get up.
Ugh, I would've preferred a mauling.
No, no, no.
Fighting is all about psychology.
Let's try again, Dino.
But this time,
pretend Bamm-Bamm is your worst enemy.
He's a dinosaur that's taken everything from you.
He's ruined your life.
Destroyed your reputation.
Robbed your favorite chew toy.
(GROWLING)
Uh-oh.
Wow, I've never seen anyone get tired
just from licking,
but if anyone would,
I guess I'm not surprised it's... It's Dino.
PEBBLES: Hmm.
-Wicky. -(SQUAWKS)
How can we get Dino in shape for a fight?
Professional athletes achieve their full physical potential
through dual strategies of controlled dieting, and rigorous exercise
over the course of several years.
Oh. Well, this is happening the day after tomorrow.
Then you only have one other option.
An inspiring workout song.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Sometimes, your hopes have turned to fossils
♪ Sometimes your passion's at the brink
♪ That's when you gotta keep on fighting
♪ Don't let your dreams just go extinct
♪ If you wanna win You gotta reach for the skies
♪ Don't wait for evolution to learn to fly
♪ Soar on the wings of destiny
♪ Soar on the strength from your core
♪ Soar on the winds of hopes and dreams
♪ Soar, you gotta want and know you can
(SCREECHES)
♪ You wanna be the best
♪ You gotta dino-soar
♪ Dino-soar Come on and dino-soar ♪
-Thank you. -(BAMM-BAMM CLAPPING)
Wow, Wicky, where did you learn to sing like that?
I was in a band before I started my career in tech.
Cool, that sounds like an awesome way to make a living.
No, we thought it was a living,
but when you're living on the road,
you're not really living at all.
PEBBLES: Here it is, the Crag Brawl.
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)
How you feeling, Dino?
(SNARLS)
Whoa, look who actually showed up.
The skin apes and their pet.
You for sure told him he ain't here to play fetch, right? (LAUGHS)
Yes, he knows he isn't playing fetch.
Which is good 'cause if he was, he'd really kick your butts.
-Us? (SCOFFS) We ain't here to fight. -What? Then who fights?
(THUDDING)
(CHEERING)
(STUTTERING) Those are the other fighters?
I thought you two were in the Crag Brawl.
Yeah, we're the announcers.
Did we make it sound like we were gonna be fighting?
Oops. (LAUGHS) Guess we should've been clearer.
(LAUGHING)
(WHIMPERS)
Oh, I think we got set up.
Your boy ready for the ring?
Uh, actually Mr. Referee, sir, there's been a mistake.
Dino, isn't really a fighting dinosaur.
He's, honestly, just a pet.
A really cowardly pet.
Plus, totally uncoordinated.
(CHUCKLING) Not exactly the smartest.
I think we need to pull him from the fight.
All right, but you should tell him that.
(CHEERING)
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlesauruses.
Welcome to your Crag Brawl four-way battle royale main event.
Let's meet your brothers.
This guy chows down on rocks
for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
(ROARS)
It's the stone-crunching Bouldersaurus.
(CHEERING)
She really knows how to light up a room and her opponent.
Say hello to the Hyper-Viper.
(CRACKLING)
(CHEERING)
(GASPS, SCREAMS)
Next up, it's the terror of the sea, sky and everywhere in between,
give it up for the Octo-Cacto.
(CHEERING)
And, finally, this guy is... Dino?
Deno?
Da... Dano.
Eh, whatever his name is probably best not to get too attached.
Now, let's brawl!
(DINGS)
Dino, yo've gotta get out.
No, Dino, get out, not pass out.
Come on, we gotta save him.
Dino, wake up.
But the Hyper-Viper strikes back with the electric slide, and...
Wait, what's this?
Two skin apes are in the ring.
Can this be legal?
Well, of course, it can. The Crag Brawl has no rules.
Incoming.
We forfeit. We forfeit!
What are you telling me for?
You're the Ref.
Ha, no one listens to me, kid.
The announcers keep saying there's no rules.
We got a whole rule book. Nobody cares.
Why have I dedicated my life to this?
We gotta wake him up, he's getting too heavy.
Why did we let him drink so many eggs during the training montage?
(BOTH GRUNT)
ANNOUNCER: It's about to get brutal, folks.
This right here is why you never bring a pet to a dinosaur fight.
-Pet. -What?
Dino isn't a fighter, he's my pet.
Aren't you? Aren't you the most special pet ever?
Yes, you are the most special pet ever.
Dino, who wants to play fetch?
ANNOUNCER: What?
(DINO BARKING)
BAMM-BAMM: Dino, bring it here.
(GRUNTS)
What? They're actually playing fetch? And they're winning?
Hey, this can't be legal.
Where the heck is the Ref?
Now you want me to do something?
SPECTATORS: (CHANTING) Dino, Dino, Dino!
Dino, Dino...
(ALL SCREAMING)
Tonight's Crag Brawl champion, Dino.
(CHEERING)
Aw, Dino, you really are the best dinosaur ever.
(GRUNTS) How could you let that wimp beat you?
We bet a whole month's worth of food on this fight.
Wait a second, announcers can't bet on games.
Yeah, it totally undermines the integrity of the sport.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Now, come on, guys,
let's all try to act civilized.
Yeah, don't forget the rules of good sportsmanship.
Those aren't in here.
-(GRUNTING) -(ANNOUNCERS GROANING)
I'm so proud of Dino.
Yeah, he did great out there.
I think this is the beginning of a new chapter for him.
He really proved he's capable of a lot more than... What?
Never mind.
That was the best we're ever gonna get.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)