(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
Not bad.
Not good, but not bad.
I suppose you can do better.
Watch and learn.
This oughta be good.
(COOING) Ah!
Um, that's worth extra points, right?
Nope, I win.
No fair.
My rocks always end up being secret eggs.
I should be able to roll again.
The rules clearly state
that once you make your roll
there are no do-overs.
Show me where it says that.
Uh, sorry. I don't have the rule book on me.
CREATURE: Help!
Somebody please help me!
Oh, no. Somebody's in trouble!
(DINO YIPPING)
What about our game?
Forget the game!
(GRUMBLING)
Stupid game!
Help me...
Oh, thank goodness.
What seems to be the problem?
This package is very important
and needs to be delivered by the end of the day.
It's a birthday present for my brother.
-(SNORING) -He lives all the way
on the other side of the Crags.
Why did you wait until the last minute to send it?
Oh, I didn't.
I left last week.
This is as far as I've gotten.
Oh, no problem. We'll deliver it.
Yeah... Wait, we will?
Oh, thank you.
You're a real lifesaver.
-We love helping. -We do?
The address is on the package.
Bernie lives in the marshes on...
Yeah, the other side of the Crags. We got it. We got it.
Why did you tell that guy we'd deliver his package?
This is really cutting into our "having fun" time.
I thought this would give us a chance to see more of the Crags.
That's fun, too.
-But it's gonna take all day. -(DINO EXCLAIMS)
Not if we take a shortcut through Agony Alley.
Agony Alley?
Boring!
I can get hurt right here. Watch!
-(DINO YELPS) -No!
Agony Alley is where all the biggest, baddest dinosaurs live.
-(DINO EXCLAIMS) -Everybody steers clear of that place.
We could be the first to explore the Alley and live to tell about it.
-(DINO WHIMPERING) -Yeah, right!
If that's true, then how do you know that's true?
Uh, because I... Uh... Okay.
Let's just see what Wicky says.
-(SQUAWKS) -Wicky.
Tell us everything you know about Agony Alley.
Hmm. I don't have all that info.
Just a moment while I access the Wicky cloud.
-(TELEPHONES RINGING) -(ALL SQUAWKING)
-All right, everyone. I need... -(TELEPHONE RINGS)
(RINGING STOPS)
I need everything you've got on Agony Alley.
(ALL SQUAWKING)
Agony Alley is the scariest place in all the Crags.
It's populated by the most ferocious and blood-thirsty beasts
-in existence. -(DINO SHIVERING)
I recommend finding a different route.
Or else you'll be eaten... (SQUAWKS)
All right, I'm in. That sounds great.
Oh, I'm glad you're on board.
Probably because Dino just heard everything Wicky said, so...
(DINO SCREAMING)
Yep, he's gone.
And, without Dino, we have no choice.
If we wanted to make it to the marshes in time,
we have to go through the alley.
Ah, silly Dino.
He's such a coward, he's gonna miss out on getting eaten
by a cool dinosaur,
which, when I put it that way...
Nah, too late. I'm committed to this.
I don't see anything.
Well, this place sure doesn't live up to all the hype.
Who dares trespass through Agony Alley?
That's more like it.
I said, who dares trespass through Agony Alley?
Um, hi. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
How are you?
I'm Pebbles, and this is my friend, Bamm-Bamm.
We're delivering this package to the other side of the Crags,
and just thought we'd take a shortcut through here.
We mean you no harm.
We do not allow shortcuts through Agony Alley!
You have two options,
go back now, or suffer the consequences!
(GROWLING)
Well, looks like it's time for option three.
Hit things with club.
Stand back, Pebbles. Things are about to get bammy.
Something's fishy here.
What are you doing!
You wait for them to come to you, then club!
This is bamming 101.
I just wanna check something out.
Wait for me!
(GROWLING)
Well, this is awkward.
So... What's the deal?
I thought you were supposed to be like the scariest dinosaurs in the Crags.
Yeah. You don't look like you could hurt a flyosaurus.
My name is Hobart.
We are a peaceful bunch.
Hermits, really.
We wanted to live far from the hustle and bustle of Bedrock,
but also, somewhere safe from the fearsome beasts of the Crags.
We found this place and have been here ever since.
And with the rumors about Agony Alley,
no one ever bothers us.
We like it that way.
That's amazing!
(SOFTLY) Someone should really update the Wickys.
Well, thanks for the milk and cookies,
but, uh, we really should be going.
Yeah. We need to deliver this package by the end of the day.
Wait! I can show you a shortcut to save you some time.
Wow!
A shortcut inside a shortcut?
You know, for a valley full of liars,
this place is okay. (CRUNCHING)
(CHUCKLES) Follow me.
-It's right here! -(GULPS)
In here?
You sure this is right?
Positive.
This'll take you right out to the other side.
Um... Well, okay.
It's really dark in...
Now!
BOTH: Hey!
Stand back, Pebbles.
Leave the heavy lifting to me. (CRACKS KNUCKLES)
(GRUNTING)
(GROANS) Whoa!
It won't even budge.
What's this boulder made of? Two boulders?
Why are you doing this?
(ALL LAUGHING)
We started those rumors to keep everyone out.
We updated the Wickys with false information to mislead people,
and it's worked.
Until now.
We can't let you leave and tell the world
our little secret.
We won't tell anybody.
We promise!
I wish I could believe you.
But I can't risk it.
Goodbye.
I'd still like some acknowledgment
that this is an especially heavy boulder.
Come on.
There has to be a way out!
(SCREECHING)
(SHOUTING)
-(PEBBLES SCREAMING) -(GROANING)
-(BATS SCREECHING) -(SCREAMING)
(BOTH GROANING)
-(SCREECHING) -(BOTH SHOUTING)
-(SQUEAKS) -I'm hungry!
Do I look like a refrigerator?
There might be some food in that package.
We promised to deliver this,
and that's what we're gonna do.
Well, we're not delivering anything,
if we can't get outta here.
And I can't think of a plan to get outta here
because I'm hungry, so open it.
What is that?
Shell wax.
Gross!
Not gonna eat that!
No. But we might still be able to use it.
What are you doing!
Don't you know what wax is?
It's boogers for your brain holes.
It's shell wax, not ear wax, you bone-dome.
Here. Pour some on.
(SNIFFS, GAGS)
No way!
That's disgusting!
(POPS)
And brilliant!
-(ECHOING) I love wax now! -Quiet.
We don't want Hobart to hear you.
-(SNARLING) -Um, I think he heard me.
(BOTH SHOUTING)
-(SNARLING) -(BOTH SHOUTING)
Stand back, Pebbles.
(GRUNTS) Huh?
Hey! I hate wax now!
Please! You don't have to do this!
Oh, yes, we do.
We have to stop you before you tell everyone how harmless we are,
and that we're not scary monsters.
But, you are monsters.
-We are? -Yes.
You were going to lock us in a cave, forever!
That's horrible!
Oh, yeah.
And you're terrifying.
Just look at yourselves!
You look deranged.
Hey, I guess we are pretty scary.
Does that mean you won't update the Wickys
and tell everyone we're harmless?
Does it matter?
If we update them at all, we're just going to say how terrifying you are.
And that you ganged up on us
and tried to imprison us for no reason.
All right, then. You're free to go.
-Thank you. -See ya.
(GROWLING)
(LAUGHING)
(HUMMING)
(BOTH PANTING)
(EXHALES) Hello.
We have a package to deliver from your brother.
Oh, my brother?
Well, this is the best birthday present ever.
(SNIFFING)
Hey.
This shell wax is empty.
Yeah. About that.
We had to use it to escape some psycho dinosaurs.
Uh, but we can replace it,
if you tell us where to get it from.
Oh, there's no need for any of that.
Just give me some of your wax,
and we'll be even.
Oh, we don't have any wax.
That's why we used yours.
Sorry.
(TUTTING)
Oh, no, no.
Don't try to pull one over on me.
I know you cave-apes carry around loads of wax in your heads.
No, that's ear wax. It's different.
No, it isn't.
That's what we rub on our shells.
Now, give... Give it here, now.
-(GROANS) -Oh, disgusting!
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)