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BAMM-BAMM: ♪ Ninety-nine boulders of shale on the wall
♪ Ninety-nine boulders of shale
♪ Take one down, smash it
♪ Ninety-eight boulders of-- ♪
Bamm-Bamm, I'm trying to work.
I'm bored, we're supposed to go to the lava falls today.
We will, as soon as I figure out
how to fix the pulleys on our snack elevator.
We don't need an elevator for snacks.
The pterodactyls leave eggs outside our window every morning.
Ugh, fine, then it's a regular elevator.
So we don't have to jump out the window to get down.
-But I like jumping. -(HIGH-PITCHED, OFF-KEY SINGING)
What is that noise?
-Some kind of dinosaur. -(GASPS) A new dinosaur? I wanna see.
(VOCALIZING)
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
(OFF-KEY SINGING CONTINUES)
I think it's screaming in pain.
We better go put it out of its misery.
No, I think it's... Singing.
(OFF-KEY SINGING CONTINUES)
(HOWLING)
I've never heard of a singing dinosaur.
-Let's go talk to her. -Good idea, we can ask her to be quiet
and put us out of our misery.
(GRUNTING)
(LAUGHS) I'm free!
Hey, my breakfast.
-(OFF-KEY SINGING CONTINUES) -What should we say?
Nice to meet you, please put a sock in it.
(GRUNTS)
(VOCALIZING)
Ooh.
Hello and welcome, welcome my adoring public,
my name is Soprana, the Operasaur,
and to whom do I owe this pleasure?
I'm Pebbles and this is Bamm-Bamm.
We heard you singing from our club house.
(GASPS) That one right there?
That means you're not fans.
♪ You're neighbors
♪ Neighbors are like fans, better than fans
♪ Neighbors are fans who never leave ♪
Strange, that keeps happening.
So, do you sing, like, all the time?
Oh, yes, whenever I'm inspired.
(GASPS) I can't help myself.
I sing when the sun comes up.
Or goes down, or the sky's blue, or pitch black.
I sing when I see a rainbow or a dead tree.
Or a mound of (HIGH-PITCHED SING-SONG) dirt!
You're inspired by dirt?
Yes, life is full of inspiration.
♪ My tree's full of neighbors
♪ My neighbors ask me questions
♪ My neighbors ask me questions in a tree ♪
Your voice is very... Powerful.
Thank you so much.
Would you like a private concert?
Oh, that sounds great but we have to go...
Wash our heads.
Well, it was so nice to meet you.
Come back (HIGH-PITCHED SING-SONG) soon!
Huh, Fall must be early this year.
-(HIGH-PITCHED, OFF-KEY SINGING) -(DINO WHIMPERING)
-(HOWLING) -We're not moving just because we have
a noisy neighbor, Bamm-Bamm.
Pebbles, it's time.
This place is covered in Spidersaurus webs,
the elevator's broken.
And it smells like eggs in here.
(SCOFFS) You just don't wanna have to ask Soprana to be quiet.
Can you blame me? She's so nice.
I don't wanna hurt her feelings.
-(OFF-KEY SINGING CONTINUES) -All right, think about it.
Pebbles, if we build a new clubhouse,
we could put it anywhere you want.
Somewhere cool. Quiet.
Closer to that science junk you love.
Hmm, I do love science junk.
Okay, yeah, let's do it.
All right, let's blow this pop stand
(GRUNTS) before Soprana blows our ear drums.
-Come on, Dino, let's go. -(BARKS AND HOWLS)
(WHIMPERS) Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on...
You!
I'm free again!
Hey, a Spidersaurus gotta eat.
What did I tell you?
Is our new clubhouse great or what?
No, no way, I am not going to be hanging out...
in a grave.
It's not a grave, it's a pit.
Everybody loves a pit.
They're cool, underground, not a grave,
camouflage, pits are the best.
Fellas?
(MUMBLES) I'll just hang out in my pit then.
(PEBBLES GRUNTING)
Here it is.
The perfect spot for our new clubhouse.
A cliff house? Sounds awesome.
We could see the whole valley.
Oh, look at all the new places we could explore.
I'm already getting ideas.
Oh, what if we did something like this?
This is nice.
-Great idea, Pebbles. -And it's safe.
My 15-point safety design
will keep the house standing through wind, rain or...
-(RUMBLING) -(BOTH GASP)
Oh, no. Marathonadons.
-I didn't plan for Marathonadons! -(SHOUTING)
(PANTING) I don't know if I can make it.
-(GASPING) -You got this, Gary.
Come on, just another hundred miles.
Marathonadons run for hundreds of miles and never stop.
And we built this house on their race course.
Why do they run so much?
They don't even look like they're having fun.
Nobody knows.
(ALL PANTING)
Oh, no, I'm hitting a wall.
Break through it.
Come on, buddy, keep pushing.
(ALL GRUNTING)
(PANTING)
-(COUGHING) -Well, it was a good idea on dirt.
What if we just move into a cave, like in olden times?
Oh, great idea, I'll ask Wicky if there are any caves nearby.
Wicky?
(CHIRPS)
Are there any caves around here?
One moment, I'll check.
Oh, yeah, there's one right there.
Wow, great work, Wicky.
You know, on second thought,
this place is way too creepy.
There's no echo, and the walls are covered in slime.
Yeah, slime may be funny,
but it's funny because it's gross.
Yeah, forget it, let's go.
Dino.
Dino, come on, we're leaving.
-(FROG CROAKING) -(BARKING)
-I swear he is getting dumber. -That's not possible.
He's as dumb as he can go.
(BARKING)
Relax, Dino, it's just me.
One day I'll understand what goes on inside your head, Dino.
But not today.
Come on, let's get out of here.
-Come on. -Weird.
(ALL PANTING)
Every place we try is terrible.
Well, this place is nice and warm.
Let's just build the clubhouse here.
-(YELPS) -No.
-(YELPS) -Yeah, no.
(ALL YELLING)
(ALL SIGH)
I was wrong, we can't abandon our tree house. It's awesome.
It's cozy, it's safe, we have a great view,
-free eggs-- -(HIGH-PITCHED, OFF-KEY SINGING)
We're just gonna have to toughen up and tell Soprana to pipe down.
(SIGHS) I hope she can take some criticism.
Ah, she'll be fine.
She's a dinosaur, they're tough.
(SINGING SCALES OFF-KEY)
Pebbles, Bamm-Bamm, perfect timing.
I just finished a nine-song cycle about a cloud I saw.
Would you like to hear it?
Uh, not right now. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
We actually came here to ask if, well,
we noticed that your singing is very--
Loud. You sing too loud.
I... I'm sorry?
Oh, no, (STUTTERS) your songs are so pretty,
but, could you just maybe sing them a little bit softer?
Yeah, or into a pillow. Like this.
(MUFFLED) Why won't you stop singing?
(MUFFLED) You never stop! I'm going crazy!
Oh.
I had no idea I was bothering you.
I guess I'll save my songs for when I'm...
All alone.
Are you sure that's okay?
Of course. Thank you for telling me.
Oh, good.
I mean, we were worried you'd be upset...
(HIGH-PITCHED WAILING)
Oh, no.
-What is happening? -Soprana, please don't cry.
(SOBS) I'm so sad, I can't even sing about it.
We didn't mean that we don't like your voice.
-We're so sorry. -It's just kind of loud.
(HIGH-PITCHED WAILING)
(WAILING CONTINUES)
This was a mistake.
Her crying is even worse than her singing.
(HOWLING)
Poor Dino, the only place he wasn't miserable today
was that gross slime cave.
What is it?
When Dino was in the back of that slime cave,
he acted weird.
Like he couldn't hear us.
That whole cave was quiet.
But if it was quiet,
it should've been easier for Dino to hear us.
Dino hears everything.
-(WHISPERS) Food. -(BARKS)
(SNIFFING)
Maybe he was thinking weird Dino thoughts and not paying attention.
Very possible,
but what if the slime was absorbing the sound in the cave?
Making it so quiet...
(CASH REGISTER DINGS)
(HIGH-PITCHED WAILING)
We're so sorry we hurt your feelings.
Let us make it up to you with this gift from us.
Bamm-Bamm?
It's a sound-proof practice booth.
Now, you can work on your songs in perfectly balanced acoustics.
Every great singer needs a practice room.
Oh, you... You really think I'm one of the greats?
Oh, thank you, thank you.
-(BOTH GRUNT) -You're truly my best fans.
(MUFFLED SINGING)
PEBBLES: Wow, that cave slime works great.
Not a bad day's work.
Yeah, pretty fun, too.
-But I'm ready to go home. -But, Bamm-Bamm, wait.
Oh, hey, Webby.
Oops. (LAUGHS)
If I act fast, I'll finally be able to eat.
-I'm starving. -Ha! Good luck with that.
I know that any second now...
Hey, that elevator ride's really smooth now that you fixed it.
Thanks, Bamm.
Uh-oh.
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