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-(WOLF HOWLING)
-(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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Hurry up. We gotta finish
setting all these charges and
be out of here in ten minutes.
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What's the rush? This place
ain't getting demolished
until the morning.
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Ain't I supposed
to set the timers
for 12 hours from now?
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Yeah, that's right.
This whole shebang
is coming down at sunrise.
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But apparently,
there's some kind of
party or seance
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or something
in the old place
on its last night.
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I'm just gonna
check the leads.
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Ah, all right. You got it.
You are the boss.
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(BEEPING)
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(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
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(LAMPS POWER OFF)
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(EERIE MOANING)
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Boss?
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Get out!
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(MOANING) Get out!
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-No!
-Get out.
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Get out!
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(BATS SCREECHING)
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♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo
and Guess Who?
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♪ We know you're
one in a million
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♪ Scooby-Doo
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♪ We can count on you,
Scooby-Doo
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♪ To catch and unmask
that villain ♪
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FRED:Hold the phone.
It's Penn & Teller.
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FRED: Las Vegas,
the city that never sleeps.
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That's New York, Freddy.
The Big Apple.
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(GIGGLES)
We love apples.
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Mmm, juicy and sweet.
(SLURPS)
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(SCOOBY CHUCKLES)
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It sure doesn't look like
Las Vegas needs
much sleep either.
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Which is really good
'cause me and Scoob
are staying up all night.
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All-you-can-eat buffets.
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SHAGGY: You know it, buddy.
We've mapped out
every single one.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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FRED: Well, here we are.
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DAPHNE: (GASPS)
The infamous Savanna Hotel.
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The most haunted hotel
in Las Vegas.
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Like, I'm pretty sure
the only buffet they got here
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is "All you can scream."
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Ghost... (WHIMPERING)
Horrible ghost... Terrible.
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-Ghost...
-(BOTH GASP)
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Did he say (GULPS) "ghost"?
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Like, man, why do we
always end up
in haunted places
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every single time?
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Just lucky, I guess.
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Besides, we have to stay.
We already accepted
the invitation.
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If we can spend the night
in this hotel,
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we'll get a million dollars.
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(SCOFFS) I wouldn't spend
one night in that place
for a hundred million.
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Don't worry.
Debunking hauntings
and mysteries is our thing.
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Us, too. We love debunking
a good mystery.
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FRED: Hold the phone. It's...
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GANG: ...world-renowned
magicians and entertainers,
Penn & Teller!
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Jinkies! What a great honor
to meet you guys.
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Penn & Teller, you know,
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I'm something of
an amateur magician
myself. (CLEARS THROAT)
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-Can I show you a trick?
-Mmm, no!
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Great, pick a card, any card.
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Eh, don't worry.
I'll pick it for you.
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Abracadabra. Alakazam.
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Kazum-barumba!
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Is this your card?
(CHUCKLES)
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It's the one
stuck to your wrist.
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You just palmed it wrong.
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Huh?
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(ALL LAUGH)
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Sorry, Teller,
turning the mustache
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on an angry amateur
magician-slash-demolition boss
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into a butterfly?
Seen it a million times.
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-What did you do?
-Relax.
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Teller didn't vanish
your mustache.
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It's flesh-colored paint.
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(SCREAMS)
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(SCREAM ECHOES)
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I hope the ghost
of Madds Markson
destroys you all.
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Especially you,
Penn & Teller,
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for exposing how
magicians do their tricks.
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You and your crimes
against magic.
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The only crime against
magic around here, buddy,
is that mustache.
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(SCOOBY AND SHAGGY LAUGH)
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Boy, the old Savanna Hotel.
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This is the place that
made me wanna play Vegas.
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It's got such history,
such panache.
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(SNEEZES) Such dust.
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-(TABLET CHIMING)
-Shh, quiet, everybody.
It's our host,
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reclusive billionaire
Hugo Howser.
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Welcome to the gracious
Savanna Hotel
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for her last night on Earth.
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(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
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Would the contestants
please join me
in the ballroom?
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Time to play!
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(HUGO LAUGHS)
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Well, looks like we're
in for the night.
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Whether we like it or not.
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(SOBS) Like, I,
for one, do not,
like, like it.
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Me neither.
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(SHAGGY WHIMPERS)
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I am happy you have
decided to join me
for tonight's frivolity.
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This hotel has been my home.
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In fact, I'm living
in the penthouse
above your heads.
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Tomorrow at dawn,
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this old beauty
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will be destroyed
in the name of progress.
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She deserves one last thrill
before she goes.
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And you are that thrill!
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(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
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This hotel is haunted
by the ghost
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of an evil magician
that played here
60 years ago.
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Professor Markson
was a mad scientist
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that incorporated
real, dangerous science
in his act.
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If you can survive
one night in these
haunted halls,
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I will give you $1 million
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for giving the hotel
one last night of fun.
(LAUGHS)
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Ghosts aren't real.
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Couldn't agree more,
Mr. Jillette.
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Yeah, we've seen it
a thousand times.
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It's always some
kind of illusion,
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or a guy in a rubber mask.
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Too bad, really.
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(SIGHS) I love a good scare.
I love getting fooled.
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I love that feeling.
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The feeling you get
when you're
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telling ghost stories
around the campfire,
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or screaming your guts out
at a scary movie.
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Nothing fills us
with the joy of life
like a little fear.
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Feels good to scream.
Makes you feel alive.
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Makes you feel wonderful.
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But, I'm always disappointed.
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It's never real,
or very exciting.
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Makes me sad.
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That's just weird.
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Huh?
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(LAUGHS) It tickles.
Nothing in my brain.
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Like, whoa, I want
my brain cleaned, too.
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(LAUGHS) Me next!
Me next!
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Oh...
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Just like, when things
were getting fun.
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Out! Get out!
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(WHIMPERING)
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Yikes!
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(GHOST MOANING)
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(CLATTERING)
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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SCOOBY: He's gone.
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Ooh.
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Oh.
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Ooh.
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Funny. Ooh.
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Ooh.
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(SHAGGY GIGGLES)
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Ooh, lunch.
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(GASPS)
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(LAUGHS) Ooh, do it again.
Do it again.
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Maybe I got a pizza
in my leg.
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Or lasagna in my tail.
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Sorry, buddy. Boring.
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Sandwich from a guy's elbow?
Seen it a million times.
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FRED: Over here.
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The Madds Markson theater.
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Sounds like a perfect
place to investigate,
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and perhaps confront
the ghost of Professor
Madds Markson.
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Like, man, I don't understand
the concept of confronting...
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Anything.
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(SCOOBY SLURPS)
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Not now, buddy. (BLOWS)
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We're in the middle
of a mystery here.
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(SNIFFS)
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Gonna eat that?
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Whoa!
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Looks like the stage
is still set
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for Professor Markson's show.
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And it looks like
the show's about to start.
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(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
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VELMA: Look, it's the ghost
of Professor Markson.
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SCOOBY: Huh?
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(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
He's doing his famous
cabinet transformation trick.
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(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
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-(BOTH GASP)
-Wait for it, Scooby-Doo.
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This is where it gets
really interesting.
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(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
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(GROWLS)
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That was always a shtick.
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A Dr. Jekyll-and-horrible
monster trick.
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(GROWLS)
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SHAGGY: (GASPS) Okay.
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Like, I think I liked this
better when it was
a whole lot less interactive.
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(GROWLING)
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Run!
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(SCOOBY WHIMPERING)
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(PANTING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(SCOOBY AND SHAGGY WHIMPERING)
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(SCOOBY GRUNTS)
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(BOTH GASP)
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(GROWLS)
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(BOTH PANTING)
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(GROWLS)
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(WHIMPERING) Shaggy!
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(SHAGGY SCREAMS)
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(GROWLS)
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Yoo-hoo, maid service.
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Hmm?
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Turn your bed down, sir?
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SHAGGY: Ooh! (CHUCKLES)
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You look so tired.
Let me tuck you in.
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No, no, lie down here
nice and tight
so you can't move.
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Yeah, can't move.
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(SCOOBY GASPS)
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(GROWLS)
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(SCOOBY AND SHAGGY SCREAM)
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(MONSTER GROWLING)
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-We should run.
-Or we can unravel this
and reveal the trick.
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-The walk-in freezer.
-Perfect!
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(SNIFFING)
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My glasses! My glasses!
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I can't see
without my glasses.
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(GROWLING)
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-Got him!
-It worked!
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BOTH: Huh?
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He's good.
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(KNOCKING)
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Someone's there.
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It's Teller.
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Don't worry. I speak mime.
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He's saying that
he was being chased
by that horrible monster
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and hid in this cupboard.
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Well, we had the monster,
but he, uh, got away.
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(TABLET CHIMES)
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It's that kooky hermit dude.
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I see you are not
faring too well
with the Professor's ghost,
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or his monster.
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If you want to leave,
all you have to do
is say the word,
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and I'll open the doors
and windows.
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A million dollars
isn't worth your life.
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(LAUGHS)
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He's hiding something.
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Listen, you rich freak.
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We are gonna figure this out.
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We're in it to win it.
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A ghost... (STATIC)
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-VELMA AND PENN: What?
-...dollars...
Say the word...
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I think it's time we paid
a little visit to our
reclusive billionaire.
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You said it, Penn.
To the penthouse!
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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(ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SCOOBY FARTS)
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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MAN: You must help me.
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The monster is here!
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(MONSTER GROWLING)
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(MAN SCREAMING)
255
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Come on, gang. Hurry!
256
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:03,517
MAN: Help me!
Help me!
257
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Comin' through.
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(MAN SCREAMING)
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SHAGGY: Like, they're gone.
260
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SCOOBY: No monster,
nobody, nothing.
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(CRACKING)
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(GROANS) Ooh. Hmm?
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Oh...
264
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,545
Hmm...
265
00:13:31,612 --> 00:13:34,148
Look at this fingernail
left behind by Mr. Howser.
266
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-It doesn't look right.
-That's because it's fake.
267
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That's not a real nail.
That's an acrylic nail.
268
00:13:39,754 --> 00:13:44,754
Hmm. This mystery
is really starting
to come together.
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00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:49,779
Whoa.
270
00:14:09,617 --> 00:14:11,620
Really, Teller?
The magic fishbowl trick
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played on the top of
a blonde guy's head
who's wearing an ascot?
272
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Seen it a million times.
273
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,526
I think Houdini himself
did it over 100 years ago.
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Sorry, buddy.
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(FRED GAGGING)
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(FRED GRUNTS)
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-(FRED GASPS)
-SCOOBY: Hmm...
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By using Professor Markson's
cabinet as bait,
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I'm confident we'll
capture him this time.
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Let's do this.
281
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SHAGGY: Like, we're ready,
Mr. Jillette.
282
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Who gets to be the assistant?
283
00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:54,595
Ooh, pick me, pick me,
pick me, pick me.
284
00:14:54,662 --> 00:14:57,331
Sorry, guys,
but Daphne's perfect.
285
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,633
(CHUCKLES) Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
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-Always a bridesmaid.
-Never a bride.
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PENN: All right,
Professor Markson,
we are onto your tricks.
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This is Penn & Teller.
289
00:15:08,209 --> 00:15:12,546
Let's show everyone
how the magic is done.
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It's a simple
cabinet switch...
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(GROWLS) I'm a monster.
292
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I'm a monster!
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...with a secret compartment
in the back.
294
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,462
(LOUD THUMP)
295
00:15:27,529 --> 00:15:32,529
We did it! One of my
snare traps must have
caught the ghost.
296
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:39,101
Now let's see who the ghost
of Professor Madds Markson
really is.
297
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ALL: It's... It's... Huh?
298
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Yeah, I... I don't know
who this is.
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My name is Tess.
Tess Flemmings.
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ALL: Tess Flemmings?
301
00:15:49,817 --> 00:15:51,918
Thanks, Mr. Jillette.
302
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:52,920
Tess who?
303
00:15:52,987 --> 00:15:54,622
I'm a Las Vegas history buff.
304
00:15:54,689 --> 00:15:57,024
I sneaked into the hotel
to get some last footage
of the place
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before its
controlled demolition.
306
00:15:59,193 --> 00:16:02,496
And thanks to you meddling
kids and magic legends,
Penn & Teller,
307
00:16:02,563 --> 00:16:03,931
I've got some great footage.
308
00:16:03,998 --> 00:16:05,466
But that doesn't
make any sense.
309
00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:08,869
Why were you masquerading
as Professor Madds Markson?
310
00:16:08,936 --> 00:16:10,004
-Who?
-The ghost.
311
00:16:10,071 --> 00:16:11,839
I don't know
what that is.
312
00:16:11,906 --> 00:16:13,641
Oh, you mean
that crazy monster?
313
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:17,778
I thought it was all part
of some TV special
Penn & Teller were doing.
314
00:16:17,845 --> 00:16:20,313
-The ghost!
-No need to yell, Scooby.
315
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,981
She heard you the first time.
316
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:23,950
No, the ghost!
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Get out!
318
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Get out!
319
00:16:27,255 --> 00:16:30,557
Come on, gang.
It's not too late
to grab this ghost.
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00:16:30,624 --> 00:16:32,426
Get out!
321
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,561
We gotta get him
back on the stage.
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00:16:34,628 --> 00:16:38,231
(MOANING)
323
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:41,869
(GHOST MOANING)
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00:16:41,936 --> 00:16:45,205
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
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(ALL GASP)
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Teller?
327
00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:51,411
(GROWLS)
328
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,615
(ALL SCREAMING)
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00:16:54,682 --> 00:16:56,050
(MONSTER GROWLING)
330
00:16:56,117 --> 00:16:58,185
What did you do
with my little buddy Teller?
331
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,451
(GROWLS)
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00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,694
(ALL SCREAM)
333
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,596
(ALL GROAN)
334
00:17:09,663 --> 00:17:11,065
(GROWLS)
335
00:17:11,132 --> 00:17:13,901
Not so fast,
Professor Monster.
336
00:17:13,968 --> 00:17:18,338
-FRED: Hey! (SCREAMS)
-(MONSTER GROWLING)
337
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,674
(TIMER BEEPING)
338
00:17:20,741 --> 00:17:22,310
Uh, gang?
339
00:17:22,377 --> 00:17:25,179
Oh, no. You triggered
the controlled demolition.
340
00:17:25,246 --> 00:17:28,749
This whole place
is coming down
in less than a minute!
341
00:17:28,816 --> 00:17:30,183
(GROWLING)
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00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,752
Run!
343
00:17:31,819 --> 00:17:33,988
-(ALL SCREAMING)
-(MONSTER GROWLING)
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00:17:34,055 --> 00:17:36,557
(ALL WHIMPERING AND PANTING)
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00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:39,961
DAPHNE: Over here, guys!
(EXCLAIMS)
346
00:17:40,028 --> 00:17:43,899
Come on. We can use
the spare catapult portion
of the trap to escape.
347
00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:48,101
Fred, why do you always
have a spare catapult portion
in every single trap?
348
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,737
I... (STAMMERS)
349
00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:51,605
Could you rephrase
that question?
350
00:17:51,672 --> 00:17:53,173
(MONSTER PANTING)
351
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,709
(MONSTER GROWLING)
352
00:17:54,776 --> 00:17:57,111
Yeah, good idea!
Come on, everybody,
we gotta go right now!
353
00:17:57,178 --> 00:17:58,879
No! Teller's still in there.
Teller!
354
00:17:58,946 --> 00:18:00,714
FRED: You can't go
back there, Mr. Jillette.
355
00:18:00,781 --> 00:18:03,049
-It's too dangerous.
-Teller!
356
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,351
(BEEPING)
357
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:06,720
(GROWLING)
358
00:18:06,787 --> 00:18:10,224
-(ALL GASP)
-(GROWLS)
359
00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:12,159
Pull the trigger, Freddy.
We gotta go!
360
00:18:12,226 --> 00:18:16,830
-(GROWLING)
-(LONG BEEP)
361
00:18:16,897 --> 00:18:19,266
(EXPLOSION)
362
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,582
(ALL SCREAMING)
363
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:30,477
(MONSTER GRUNTS)
364
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:31,712
That's amazing.
365
00:18:31,779 --> 00:18:35,148
Teller! Teller!
366
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,583
(ALL STRAINING)
367
00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:38,252
VELMA: Don't worry,
Mr. Jillette.
368
00:18:38,319 --> 00:18:43,189
Wait till you see
who the Madds Markson
monster really is.
369
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,591
ALL: Teller?
370
00:18:44,658 --> 00:18:47,261
Huh? Uh, that's just crazy.
371
00:18:47,328 --> 00:18:51,031
You were the horrible
Markson monster?
372
00:18:51,098 --> 00:18:55,035
You were the ghostly specter
of Professor Madds Markson?
373
00:18:55,102 --> 00:18:58,506
You were eccentric billionaire
recluse Hugo Howser?
374
00:18:58,573 --> 00:19:02,476
You pulled the birthday cake
out of my belly button?
375
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,544
Mr. Teller did all of it.
376
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,013
He played all the parts.
377
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,649
He pre-recordedall of the phone conversations
378
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,551
using a computer-generated
voice.
379
00:19:10,618 --> 00:19:13,053
He rigged tracks
all over the hotel ceilings
380
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,522
to hand his ghost
and monster,
381
00:19:14,589 --> 00:19:16,957
and operated them
via remote control.
382
00:19:17,024 --> 00:19:19,026
With the hotel rigged
for demolition,
383
00:19:19,093 --> 00:19:21,462
the tracks were easily hidden.
384
00:19:21,529 --> 00:19:24,064
He created cardboard cutouts
on train tracks
385
00:19:24,131 --> 00:19:26,033
to simulate the action
of the reclusive billionaire
386
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,901
and the monster
in shadow play.
387
00:19:27,968 --> 00:19:31,539
That train track
gave me an ouchie.
Hmm!
388
00:19:31,606 --> 00:19:35,309
VELMA:Teller recreated
the famous cabinet trick
from careful research,
389
00:19:35,376 --> 00:19:37,612
then, faked the attack
upon himself
390
00:19:37,679 --> 00:19:40,514
so he could put on
the mantle of the monster
for the final fun.
391
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,083
(GROWLS)
392
00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:45,319
Teller did it all,
all by himself.
393
00:19:45,386 --> 00:19:47,788
Really impressive,
Mr. Teller.
394
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:51,026
But why? Why did you do it?
395
00:19:51,092 --> 00:19:55,796
Because I wanted to
pull off a magic trick
big enough to impress Penn.
396
00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:58,266
Huh? Did you know
he could talk?
397
00:19:58,332 --> 00:20:01,335
You remember how Penn says
he loves a good scare,
398
00:20:01,402 --> 00:20:04,538
how he loves getting fooled
but it's never real,
399
00:20:04,605 --> 00:20:06,040
or very exciting?
400
00:20:06,107 --> 00:20:09,810
Well, I wanted to make it
real and exciting for him.
401
00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:11,779
Just this once.
402
00:20:11,845 --> 00:20:13,781
And I would have
gotten away with it, too,
403
00:20:13,847 --> 00:20:16,183
if it weren't for you
meddling kids,
404
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,053
and Penn being
so hard to fool.
405
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,955
Sorry, buddy,
but come on,
406
00:20:21,021 --> 00:20:23,324
a guy pretending
to be a reclusive billionaire,
407
00:20:23,391 --> 00:20:26,360
a crazy ghost
of an old magician,
a horrible monster,
408
00:20:26,427 --> 00:20:29,130
all set to the backdrop
of a controlled demolition
409
00:20:29,196 --> 00:20:32,566
of an entire building
imploding and collapsing?
410
00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:36,303
Huh, seen it a million times.
411
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:39,573
(SIGHS)
412
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,908
I'm just kidding!
413
00:20:40,975 --> 00:20:42,811
That was crazy amazing!
414
00:20:42,877 --> 00:20:46,647
I want you to know,
this is the best present
anyone's ever gotten me.
415
00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:48,916
(SHOUTING) I was so scared!
416
00:20:48,983 --> 00:20:50,618
And I loved it.
417
00:20:50,685 --> 00:20:55,685
Great job, little buddy.
Come here, you knucklehead.
418
00:20:56,157 --> 00:21:00,357
-All of you!
-SCOOBY: Hmm...
419
00:21:03,130 --> 00:21:05,365
He's giving us
the million dollars!
420
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,435
(LAUGHING) Oh, boy!
421
00:21:07,502 --> 00:21:11,372
Technically, Mr. Teller,
you were the last person
to leave the building.
422
00:21:11,439 --> 00:21:15,109
So, this million dollars
is yours.
423
00:21:15,176 --> 00:21:17,711
I love the whole Boy Scout
honesty thing,
424
00:21:17,778 --> 00:21:19,180
but sometimes, Freddy,
425
00:21:19,246 --> 00:21:21,282
sometimes you might ask
the rest of us
426
00:21:21,349 --> 00:21:23,851
before you give away
a million dollars.
427
00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:25,867
SCOOBY: Yeah.
428
00:21:32,526 --> 00:21:33,726
(COOING)
429
00:21:37,865 --> 00:21:39,833
VELMA: Oh, that's amazing!
430
00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:41,035
How do you guys...
431
00:21:41,101 --> 00:21:44,138
PENN: Magic-Dooby-Doo...
432
00:21:44,205 --> 00:21:47,141
I love those guys.
433
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:49,409
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