FRED: Wow! This place is amazing.
It smells like culture. Am I right?
(SLURPING)
Not to me, dude.
Like, somehow, it just smells like Rocky Road ice-cream.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Ice-cream is culture I love.
And it loves me back.
You guys are not supposed to be eating in here.
This room is filled with priceless artifacts.
Scooby-Doo! Daphne's right.
Like, we need to respect the rules.
BOTH: All done!
Wow! Athena, the Greek Goddess of Wisdom.
That's nothing. Check out Shaggy and Scooby.
Gods of awesomeness!
Oh! Uh-oh!
Yikes!
(BOTH GASP)
Yikes!
Guys, what did you do?
It was Scooby's fault.
-He dropped it. -Did not.
-Did too! -Did not!
-Did too! -(GROWLING IN DISTANCE)
Huh?
(ROARING)
Lasso of Truth?
-Bracelets of Victory? -Royal Tiara!
-Sword of Athena? -Big Round Shield?
ALL: That's Wonder Woman!
(BATS SCREECHING)
â™ª Scooby-Dooby-Doo and Guess Who?
â™ª We know you're one in a million
â™ª Scooby-Doo
â™ª We can count on you, Scooby-Doo
â™ª To catch and unmask that villain â™ª
SHAGGY: Zoinks! It's Wonder Woman!
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ROARS)
(ROARING)
Zoinks!
Like, Scooby-Doo, we gotta get a picture.
-Well, I'm scared. -Yeah.
That Minotaur dude is crazy,
but we just gotta get this picture.
Okay.
Like, here's our moment, Scoob.
Time to send you back to the Underworld.
(ROARS)
(GASPS)
Okay, explain to me why you helped that Minotaur escape.
You're just normal kids, right?
You're not Dryads or Satyrs or something in disguise, are you?
-We would never help a man in a Minotaur mask. -No way. Uh-uh.
We catch bad guys just like you do.
W're just trying to get some culture
because Scoob and I have none.
Sorry, but I've got kind of a busy schedule.
Let's just have the truth.
(BLOWS RASPBERRY) Oh, no.
The Lasso of Truth.
I went through the drive through last week
and I didn't get Scooby-Doo anything.
Shaggy, I used your toothbrush, and not on my teeth.
I put a lot more peanut butter on my sandwich than on yours.
A lot more!
And I lick the peanut butter straight out the jar.
Hmm. Those are the most ridiculous truths I have ever heard.
Pretty clear you're not a threat to anyone,
except maybe yourselves.
If you'll allow me, Wonder Woman,
we're a gang of teenage mystery solvers.
And the appearance of this Minotaur
is clearly a mystery that needs solving.
I'm not sure I see the mystery.
-(GASPS) -A Minotaur is a Minotaur.
They show up, cause problems for human kind,
I send them back where they belong.
Simple, really.
Wonder Woman, I just want to say,
who you are, everything you stand for,
you're my hero.
I'm touched.
Although I believe in my heart that
every woman should be her own hero.
True, but the way you fight.
Surely you can fight, can't you?
Well, I did learn a few moves in my yoga aerobics class.
(GRUNTING)
(WHIMPERS)
WONDER WOMAN: Not bad.
Although I would suggest keeping your eyes open next time.
May I show you something?
Oh, of course! Please!
Yes, up high, Wonder Woman!
Ah!
Sorry about that.
I'm used to high-fiving Amazons.
Oh, so cool.
So where do we start?
-Kids, sword fighting, flying, kicking... -So cool!
Body slams?
Sorry, gentleman, but I can't train you.
It's the law of my home of Themyscira.
I can only teach woman how to fight like warriors.
How about dogs?
You are so cute, you big furry beast,
but no, no dogs either.
Oh!
-(SNORTS) -Yikes!
Curator wants you and your friends in his office. Now!
I wanna thank you for saving our priceless artifacts.
The museum owes you a great debt.
Wow! Check these out.
I've never met a real champion before.
(CLEARS THROAT) Right here, Mr. Jones.
He means sports, Wonder Woman. Not a superhero!
Oh, right. I love the Games.
I haven't missed one in 2,000 years.
My days as an athlete were long ago.
Thank you again for everything.
(GROWLS)
That growl sure does sound like that crazy Minotaur.
I think we have our first suspect.
(GRUNTING)
Gee, we do everything together,
but now we can't train together?
Boys locker room, girls locker room.
We better go inside and look around
before Fred starts to cry.
Let's find some clues.
(GRUNTING)
Anybody see a light?
It's getting too dark in here to look for clues.
Like, what about this kooky candle?
It's a map of Greece.
Whoa!
Hmm.
It looks like ancient Greek ruins.
FRED: Hey, who turned out the lights?
SHAGGY: Hang on just a second, dude.
Yikes!
(ROARING)
It's been nice knowing you, Scooby-Doo.
You too, Shaggy.
(ROARS)
Now tell me, Minotaur,
why are you here, who sent you?
Hades?
BOTH: Wonder woman, no!
What do you two think you're doing?
(SIGHS)
I must say,
I have never had this much trouble destroying a Minotaur.
(SWITCH CLICKS)
Why, don't take it too hard, Wonder Woman,
you can't win them all.
True, Shaggy, but I certainly like to win them all, if possible.
It says the urn in this entire exhibit
came from the ruins of Delphi.
It's the life's work of an archaeologist
by the name of Professor Nicos.
That's it! That's what's on the map.
The ruins of Delphi.
That's where we'll find the Minotaur.
Gang, it looks like we have a real mystery on our hands,
and it looks like we're going to Delphi.
But you should bring a sweater. It gets a bit chilly.
Way ahead of you, Wonder Woman.
Never leave home without it.
FRED: By my calculations,
we're 121 kilometers from Delphi.
That should put us there in two hours and 4.3 minutes.
I'll wait for you there,
but I do have room in the invisible jet
if anyone wants to fly with me.
(ALARM BEEPING)
Me, me. Pick me.
Of course, Scooby-Doo, it would be an honor,
you big sweety.
Aw!
-Now don't be afraid. -Afraid?
With you? (GIGGLES)
No way.
I can't believe Scoob is flying.
He's terrified of heights.
He gets scared on the swing set.
You think he'll be okay?
Hello! He's with Wonder Woman.
Aw.
Yikes!
Poor, Scooby. I'll set us down.
Oh, lovely ground.
I love the ground.
(SNIFFING)
Hey, hot dogs!
Two please.
Wait, I have an idea.
Better?
Better. (GIGGLES)
VELMA: It says here Professor Nicos spend his life dedicated to finding
the golden head of Apollo,
which was rumored to be buried in Delphi.
But why would a stone Minotaur want a golden head?
It doesn't make sense.
What doesn't make sense is I have two candy and baloney sandwiches
and no one to share it with.
Like, Velma, you want one, please?
I don't think I've ever snacked alone before.
I'm not sure I can do it.
-(WHINES) -Fine!
(RETCHING)
DAPHNE: Wonder Woman and Scooby should've been here by now.
Look, there they are.
(GIGGLES) The bestest time of my life.
-What took you guys so long? -Hot dogs.
Wait, you had hot dogs with Wonder Woman
and I had a candy and baloney sandwich with Shaggy?
Ugh! It's a cruel world.
(GASPS) Look, tracks.
The Minotaur is here.
He has the map and he knows where he's going
and now we do too.
Like, man, this place is super creepy.
Super dooper creepy.
VELMA: There's a poem on the wall.
BOTH: It's in ancient Greek.
Nice. Velma.
It says, "Look for the golden sun buried beneath the place,
"where in ancient times, the fleet of foot did race,
"and were smiled upon by the king of gods, oh, so mighty face."
Signed, Nicos, 1821.
It's a riddle.
He must've buried the golden head at Olympia,
where the original Games took place.
(ROARS)
It's the crazy bull man!
It worked!
But darn it, I had my eyes closed again.
Where do you think you're going?
(GASPS)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Maybe if we'd stayed as a group, this would've gone better.
Well, maybe if we'd all trained with Wonder Woman, that would've been better.
Sorry, but it's against Themysciran tradition.
(GROANS IN DISGUST) I wish I didn't have this indigestion
from that horrible candy and baloney sandwich Shaggy made me eat.
That's rough, V, real rough.
Maybe I wouldn't have had to do that to you
if Scooby hadn't eaten all those hot dogs
with Wonder Woman in her invisible jet.
Best friend stealer.
I don't have a lot of experience with teenagers,
but I have to say, you are all very strange.
(GRUNTS)
Wonder Woman, where are you going?
I think it's time for me to hunt down and destroy the Minotaur on my own.
You really can't. It's not what you think.
I can't lose him again,
I have to go.
Wonder Woman, wait.
We have to stick together, remember what's real.
Being a hero isn't about whether you're a boy or a girl,
a dog or a hot dog,
it's about the right thing.
The right chemistry, the ying, the yang,
the bing, the bob.
Fighting for those who can't fight for themselves,
as a team like Larry and Rod.
A team and a mystery, you know.
That was beautiful, Scooby-Doo.
Well, at least the parts I could understand.
Hmm, all right.
Let's say we do this together,
I'll bend the rules a bit
and go against Themysciran law and train you all,
girls and boys.
Then we will bring that Minotaur down as one.
We're making great time.
We'll have plenty of time to set up the trap.
WONDER WOMAN: This is going to hurt.
You're going to want to quit,
but warriors never quit.
-Ready? -ALL: Ready!
(GRUNTS)
(ALL GRUNT)
(GRUNTS)
Zoinks!
Uh-oh!
Great work, everyone.
I think you're ready.
Hmm, one more thing.
I can't believe we're standing on the very grounds
were the ancient Games took place.
Isn't it amazing?
Be careful. These pits were used to hold wild animals.
Hmm, that gives me an idea.
That used to be my favorite seat,
even though siting on that stone
really gets to you after a while.
If my calculations are correct,
this is where the statue of Zeus used to be,
which means the head of Apollo should be
buried right about here.
Fred, grab the shovels.
We have some digging to do.
Like, dude, there he is. Look!
I don't know why we're hiding.
Why don't I just go out there and destroy him?
DAPHNE: Wonder Woman, in our experience,
these things are usually a regular guy in a rubber mask.
Daphne, in my experience, these things are mythical beasts
that need to be defeated and sent back to the Underworld.
(SNIFFING)
VELMA: He's taking the bait.
He understands the riddles.
He knows where the statue of Zeus used to be.
Oh, this is so exciting!
Let me just end this.
We can't let you destroy that guy.
We have to trap him.
And then you'll see the truth.
We'll give you the signal when it's time for you to jump in.
I promise we know what we're doing.
Okay, I trust you, I guess.
We'll do it your way.
-Huh? -FRED: Hey, Mini!
Looking for this?
Sorry, but we got here first.
(ROARS)
Like, Fred, over here.
Whoa!
Shaggy, here.
You want this? Ha!
Well, too bad.
Interception!
I totally got the ball.
Oh, no. I totally got the ball.
Um, hello?
Time for me to take over?
No, I got this, as long as it doesn't get me.
Daphne, now!
Hey, bull dude, we've got a surprise for you.
Whoa!
It's time for my way.
(GRUNTS)
It's time to meet your doom, beast!
(ROARS)
(ROARING)
ALL: Wonder Woman, no!
Huh!
I kind of enjoyed your way.
Now it's time to find out who this Minotaur really is.
Now you'll see why we couldn't let you destroy him, Wonder Woman.
ALL: The curator?
It really was just a man in a mask.
I guess there is some kind of method to your madness after all.
It all makes perfect sense.
Only the curator would have the extensive knowledge
of the museum's floor plan well enough to disappear.
And the stone particles the Minotaur left behind
proved to be the same kind of plaster the museum uses to repair the statues,
which is why the golden lasso didn't work.
The plaster and rubber costume blocked the effects.
Plus, only a skilled athlete would be powerful enough
to hold his own against Wonder Woman.
Really?
Well, uh, even if for a very very short period of time.
The only thing left to know is why.
Yeah.
I'm not saying anything to you weirdos.
Thing again. Talk!
I did it all. I wanted the golden head of Apollo.
I was going to sell it and retire a rich man.
I've been planning this for years,
faking it for decades so nobody would suspect me.
Creating the Minotaur costume to hide my true identity.
And I would have gotten away with it too
if it wasn't for you meddling kids,
and Wonder Woman.
The curator's behind bars,
and the head of Apollo is safely in the museum.
Time for me to return to Themyscira.
-I wish I could go to Themyscira. -Me too.
Like, me too.
Sorry, guys, and it's hard for me to actually say this
but your mystery solving work is need here.
You're doing human kind a great service.
And, personally, I want to thank you for an amazing, strange,
and very fun adventure.
Hmm.
Farewell all.
Especially you, Scooby-Doo.
-(GIGGLES) -Oh, Scooby.
Wonder-Dooby-Doo!
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)