[giggling]
Guys, cut that out. You're blocking my view.
[Scooby-Doo giggles]
Boy, Scooby-Doo, [laughs]
that sure was fun.
But, dude, how do you keep from getting
so many bugs in your teeth?
Easy. I don't.
[giggles]
Blegh! That's horrible.
It's okay, Velma.
Bugs are good protein.
[gobbles]
See? No big deal, Velma.
Not that, although that was pretty gross.
It's the internet. I can't get a signal.
Well, we are a little off the grid.
Not that much.
We're just outside Santa Barbara, California
on a beautiful night, on a beautiful road...
[lightning strikes]
[gasps] ...with a crazy wormhole
opening in front of us.
-[screeches] -[all screaming]
[bats screeching]
♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo And Guess Who? ♪
♪ We know you're One in a million ♪
♪ Scooby-Doo ♪
♪ We can count on you, Scooby-Doo ♪
♪ To catch and unmask That villain ♪
[Velma] Jinkies! It's Malcolm McDowell.
[snarling]
Hang on, gang!
[all screaming]
-[crashes] -[all grunting]
-[rattling] -[groaning]
Is everyone okay?
Like, man, what was that thing?
Yeah. It came out of nowhere.
[McDowell] Excuse me,
can I be of any assistance?
Hold the phone!
[all] It's famous actor, Malcolm McDowell.
Indeed.
So glad to meet Scooby-Doo
and the mystery-solving teens.
I see you got my invitation.
We sure did, Mr. McDowell.
We've got to get out of here.
Yeah, like, some weird portal opened up
and this horrible beast came through.
It was really scary.
[Daphne] Although it seems to be gone now.
Hmmm, so, it's out here now.
Well, that's not good.
Come along. There's no time to Lose.
No time. No time. Follow me.
Behold, my humble pile.
Nice.
Finally a place with no freaky bats
flying out of it.
Oh no, we're not going in there.
We're going to my work shed.
-[screaming] -[bats squeaking]
Zoinks!
Every time we stay in a place
with freaky bats!
In you go.
[sobbing]
[Shaggy] It's, um, kinda dark in here.
[McDowell] Indeed.
-[trap door opens] -[all screaming]
-[thuds] -[all grunt]
[elevator dings]
Behold, my laboratory.
[switches clicking]
Several years ago,
I starred in a film about a time machine.
Being an actor, I had a lot of time on my hands...
You know, how it is.
It's all nonsense, nonsense, nonsense, my line,
nonsense, nonsense, my line.
And, during all this downtime,
I began to study the elaborate physics
involved in time travel.
And finally, after years of research,
-I built this! -[device beeps]
Zoinks, man! It's a party! [laughs]
And a carousel. Groovy.
No, no, no. Not a carousel.
This, my friends, is a time machine.
[voice echoing] Time machine... Time machine...
[clears throat]
Right, well, uh...
Please, Mr. McDowell, time travel isn't real.
That is exactly why I asked your future self
to give you a ring some time.
[cell phone ringing]
Jinkies, I've got wifi again,
and I'm getting a call...
...from myself!
From the future!
Future... Future... Future...
Velma, this is me from the future.
See?
I have two things to tell youz.
One, time travel is definitely real,
and two, get on your toes! Run!
[screeching]
-[McDowell gasps] -Look out, Mr. M!
It's that horrible monster again.
Whoa!
[screams]
-[growls] -[grunts]
[whimpering]
[growls]
[all screaming]
All tastes the same.
I know. It's kinda weird.
Sweet, like cookies.
[growling]
-[gulps] -Hmm?
Hmm?
[screaming]
[whimpering]
[both exclaim]
[screeching]
[both exclaim]
Hurry! Only one way out.
The time machine.
[screeching]
Pedal. Pedal for your lives!
[carnival music playing]
[screeching]
[carnival music playing]
[all screaming]
Where are we?
We've entered the time vortex.
We are now traveling through time.
What does that monster want? What is it?
It's a chrono beast.
It lives in the time vortex.
It's been chasing me
ever since I first travelled through time.
Like, dude, more important question,
why does all your food taste exactly the same?
Even the lobster.
We still ate it, though. [laughs]
No time for such questions.
Keep pedaling.
Just a little longer.
Right. Now we can stop.
[brakes screech]
Jinkies! Where are we?
Not where are we, when are we...
The year 3535.
But time travel isn't possible.
Then how do you explain these giant bananas?
It's a utopia.
A fruitiful paradise.
Come on, Scoob. I think it's time we went...
Snack to the future.
-No! -[both] Huh?
Don't touch anything
You never know how it will affect the future.
Time travel is no joke.
[whimpers]
I don't understand how I'm still getting wifi.
It's the satellite system they have here in the future.
Global wifi for everyone.
[clears throat] But as I was saying,
The butterfly effect in time travel
can be quite dangerous.
I think it's organic.
It's said that even smashing the merest butterfly
can cause cataclysmic ripples
in the space-time continuum.
[explosion]
[horn bellowing]
[screeching]
Shaggy, Scooby... Really?
Where are we going?
Further into the future.
[growls]
Faster, my young friends.
[gasping] You know, Mr. McDowell,
making your time machine
pedal powered was wildly impractical.
Yes, I can see that now, Fred.
[panting] But, keep pedaling!
Whoa! Come on!
[bird screeching]
Come on! Come on!
[Daphne exclaims]
Whoa!
Whoa. Oh dear. Help!
[screams]
[all] Malcolm. No!
[screeches]
Jeepers, it's horrible.
At least, those satellites are still up there.
I've got wifi.
Let's see "when" we are now.
Thursday, July 9th, 4646!
But this place was a paradise.
Like what happened?
Yeah.
You guys happened.
Remember the giant banana incident of 3535?
[both] Oh... Sorry.
You didn't by chance
save any of that giant banana did you?
[both] No!
It's okay. I'm not mad.
I'm just hungry.
And I'd love a snack.
Well, sure then.
Giant banana. [giggles]
[chomping]
I thought so.
This mystery is really starting to come together.
-[thuds] -Remain still. Remain unmoving.
Zoinks! Scary robot dudes.
[whimpering]
Organic lifeforms.
You must be presented to the supreme leader.
[trumpeting]
The supreme leader is coming.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
All hail supreme leader.
Oh, like Scooby-Doo,
future robot you is, like, totally in charge.
All hail me?
Oh, boy. What a relief.
I was really worried.
Destroy them.
-[scared whimpering] -Okay, now I am really worried.
[robots] Destroy, destroy, destroy!
-[whimpering] -Destroy, destroy.
[thuds]
[lasers blasting]
[robot groans]
Jeepers, who are those two?
Don't fret, kiddies. We've got your back.
[gun cocking]
Malcolm McDowell and Shaggy?
[thuds]
Mr. McDowell, but we saw you vanish.
True enough, I fell through a Portal
about 500 years ago.
Luckily, here,
they've figured out how to stop aging.
I wish I'd stumbled upon it as a younger man, though.
Anyway, I met up with Cyborg Shaggy
and we've been awaiting your arrival.
I am Shag-borg. Hoo-hoo. Like, zoinks.
Like, wassup, future-me dude.
Like, sup, past-me dude.
-Hoo-hoo. -Hoo-hoo.
[blast]
Huh?
Intruder. Destroy shag-borg.
[beeps]
Like zoinks.
Time to finish this Robo-Dooby-Doo!
We gotta stop them!
Wait. You are witnessing
the culmination of a 2000-year-old feud
between Shag-Borg and Supreme Leader Dooby-Doo.
You must not interfere.
Let future history take its course.
[whimpering]
-[both shuddering] -Don't watch.
[yells]
[all whimpering]
Like, Scooby-Doo.
I don't believe it.
We could never be enemies.
Yeah, it's terrible.
Wait, I got it.
We can change the future, Scooby-Doo.
Right now. Right here.
How?
Here's how.
Scooby-Doo, I promise
that we will always be the bestest best friends
in the history of best friends.
In the past, in the now and in the future.
Best buddies, forever.
No matter what.
I pinkie swear.
Ditto.
You're my Shaggy, Shaggy.
Hmm.
[gasps]
[birds chirping]
[laughing]
I did not see that coming.
The chrono beast! It found us!
[snarling]
[screaming]
[whimpering]
[screeching]
Wow, Scoob, we saved them,
but they don't care about saving us.
[all whimpering]
Everyone on the time machine.
We must away.
[screaming]
He's followed us in.
[gasping]
[screeching]
[Fred] Whoa!
Stay away from me, you beast.
Pedal faster, Mr. M. Pedal faster.
Come on, gang, pedal faster.
Pedal hard as you can, Scoob.
Scooby!
Well, I thought it was your turn, Shaggy.
Come on! Come on!
[all panting]
[screaming]
[all screaming]
[grunting]
[screeching]
[bicycle bell ringing]
[screeching]
[bicycle bell ringing]
[screaming]
[all groaning]
Whew! That was a close one.
Like, man, where are we?
We're so far into the future, there's nothing left.
So, you finally believe me
that time travel is real.
I believe we're not finished yet.
I know exactly how to capture The Chrono Beast
and end this mystery.
Right here, right now.
Well, are you sure that's a good idea?
Of course, Mr. McDowell.
Trapping time is always the best time.
What did you have in mind, Velma?
Mr. McDowell, you stand right here.
You and I are going to be the bait.
Me? Bait?
No, I'm not sure I should--
Don't worry you'll be fine.
Velma uses us as bait all the time.
And we're okay.
It's nice not being the bait.
Yeah. [giggles]
Don't worry, Mr. McDowell, you won't feel a thing.
Fred, see if you can... [whispering]
You got it, Velma. Coming right up.
[electrical buzzing]
[screeching]
[both] The chrono beast!
[grunts]
Ahhh!
Oh, Velma,
that was not very sporting to say the least.
-Yikes! -Poor Malcolm McDowell.
Now, Fred!
[bell dings]
[straining]
Bicycle parts make the best traps.
I think we timed that perfectly.
Like, wow!
We're back where we started.
Because we never left.
In fact, we were never here at all.
We're on a state-of-the-art movie soundstage
buried deep under the side of a mountain
outside Santa Barbara, California.
Everything we saw since we arrived
was a virtual reality hologram.
But the giant fruit?
The desolate dystopia?
The time vortex?
All just a combination of visual effects,
props and fake food.
All from the very creative mind of
who's really under this mask.
[all] Malcolm McDowell!
Uh huh. It all makes perfect sense.
Mr. McDowell's pocket watch
is actually a sophisticated drone
used to remotely activate the holograms.
[trills]
Indeed.
Well done, Miss Dinkley.
How ever did you find me out?
First there was that message from future me.
I would never say "youz" or "get on your toes,"
but someone with a youth spent in Liverpool just might.
It's right. [chuckles]
Bit of a scouser.
Can't deny it.
I spent a lot of my boyhood on the Kop.
You'll never walk alone, Liverpool.
Exactly.
And then there was the party food.
It all tasted the same to Scooby,
even with his 300 million olfactory receptors.
Ooh! 150 million per nostril.
[sniffs]
The giant bananas were actually made
of a sweet almond paste called marzipan.
Well, I do love creating my own confections.
He used high-tech animatronic figures
to add an extra layer of reality to the work.
Cheeky.
You're perfectly right, Miss Dinkley.
I used my knowledge of stagecraft,
visual effects and confectionary foods
to set up this elaborate hoax.
Okay, but, why?
I thought I could lure guests here
with a time travel attraction,
like Dickie did with his Dinosaur Island Park thingie.
I thought that if I could convince you
that time travel was real,
it would be the biggest endorsement ever.
And I would've gotten away with it too,
if it weren't for you meddling kids
who, like an idiot, I invited here.
Well, I was skeptical that time travel was real.
But I can tell you one thing that is true.
Your time travel attraction is definitely the real thing.
It's amazing. The most fun I've had in years.
You've got our endorsement.
I'm sure that your time travel attraction
will be a huge success
and you'll have more visitors than you can ever imagine.
Thanks, mystery teens.
Yes, what he said, what I said.
Well, let's party.
I have plenty of leftover marzipan.
Like we had no idea what marzipan actually was.
[Scooby] Yeah, but we ate it.
Hmm, seems we have misplaced a few of my animatronic robots.
Oh, well. They'll turn up.
[engine revs]
[laughs] Like, zoinks!
Scooby-Dooby-Doo.
Like, zoinks!
Scooby-Dooby-Doo.
[theme music playing]