Attention, Alumni, welcome, welcome. It's time to hear
from our most famous former high school student,
Mark Hamill.
-[audience clapping] -Thank you. Wow!
I am so honored to have been asked to write a speech.
Excuse me, Mark, did you write it with your robot hand?
[chuckles awkwardly]
Er, no, I don't have a robot hand.
So, anyway, I'm proud to be here at the Yohi reunion.
[alumnus] Come on, show us your robot hand, please!
[irritated] So, anyway, I owe this high school a lot.
Because without my drama teacher, Mr. Berle,
well, he encouraged me to follow my dreams.
-[clapping] -And don't forget all
the stunts I taught you in gym class,
which you used in your movies. [chuckles]
Uh, no, Coach.
You taught me how to sit on the bench and be quiet.
Remember in his movies, where he sits quietly? Yeah, I taught him that.
-[phone ringing] -Oh, sorry. Hello.
Er, let's see, where was I?
Maybe you were about to tell them how you ruined what could have been
my own successful acting career.
Kelly, [laughs] how did I do that?
[raised voice] By becoming so successful!
[sighs] Okay, did not even know she wanted to act.
-[rumbling] -What?
-[rumbling] -[yells]
[all yelling]
[grunts]
[yells]
[growls]
[Berle yells]
-[Berle] Help me! -Mr. Berle.
[yells] No!
[bats screeching]
♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo and Guess Who? ♪
♪ We know you're One in a million ♪
♪ Scooby-Doo ♪
♪ We can count on you, Scooby-Doo ♪
♪ To catch and unmask That villain ♪
[Daphne]Jeepers! It's Mark Hamill!
[Fred] Wow, gang, Japan is the perfect place
to spend our vacation.
[Daphne] I agree, Freddie, it's so beautiful.
And it's got so much history.
And so much food.
Scoob and I got a bunch of sticky rice cakes called mochi.
Yeah.
Very sticky and chewy.
[jaws creaking]
[swallowing]
-[both grunt] -Look out!
-[Shaggy grunts] -[gulps] Hang on, gang.
[tires screech]
[crashes]
[grunting]
[van creaking]
Nobody move.
[grunts] Like, if we can't move, how do we get out of this situation?
[whimpering]
Hang on! I'm Mark Hamill and I'm here to save you.
Hold the phone! Mark Hamill!
[all] Star Wars' Luke Skywalker!
I'll push down on the bumper while you climb towards me.
No! It's really Mark Hamill.
[all] Luke Skywalker from Star Wars.
Yeah, you guys said that already. Now, come on!
Let's get your wheels back on the pavement.
[straining]
Oh, Hi, Mark Hamill.
Hello!
Er, yeah, hi.
Now, lean back.
[Mark grunting]
[engine revving]
Whoa, thanks, Mr. Hamill.
You really saved our bacon back there.
-[exclaims] Bacon! -Why, dude, you were so awesome.
[chuckles] I was wondering if you could sign this photo.
Well, I prefer selfies to autographs.
But for you guys...
That's a weird photo! Me, just eating a sandwich.
How'd you get it?
Uh, comic book convention.
It's a nice surprise to meet you in Japan, Mr. Hamill.
-But what brings you here? -My class reunion.
My father was in the Navy and he was stationed on this base
when I was a teenager.
[Scooby grunts]
Now you might not believe this, but tonight at the Yohi reunion,
my old drama teacher, Mr. Berle was kidnapped by a horrible fox monster.
Like, dude, we totally saw it.
Yeah, scary fox monster.
It ran right in front of us.
It could be anywhere by now.
The trail may be cold here,
but we're sure to find clues at the start of the mystery.
Don't you worry, Mr. Hamill, we'll help you find that fox monster
and save your drama teacher.
[Fred] We have a lot of experience with this sort of thing, Mr. Hamill.
We are teenage mystery solvers.
Oh, I know who you are.
You're the guys that recently helped Batman rescue Alfred from the Joker.
Jeepers, how'd you know about that?
Well, I have my sources.
[chuckling]
[laughing maniacally]
[chokes and clears throat] Sorry.
I got something caught in my throat there.
Boy, dude, I can't believe Mark Hamill is riding with us
in the old Mystery Machino.
Yeah, Mark Hamill.
[chuckles]
Why, dude, do you think you can autograph this for us?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Autograph, please.
[clicks on]
[imitating light sabers]
-Hey, Scoob. -[both grunting]
Come on, Mark, dude, grab your pen.
[both mumbling]
No, Scooby, no! Bad dog! Bad dog!
[chuckles] Mark Hamill bumped me on the nose.
Lucky.
[Mark] Okay, this is the restaurant.
An historic landmark. It's been here for over 180 years.
[growls]
Ugh, look at this place.
[both grunt and yell]
-What is it? The monster? -[Daphne exclaims]
No, the buffet, it's ruined.
[chopsticks clatter]
[swallows]
Not so bad.
[swallows]
[chuckles] Floor buffet.
Oh, yeah, like it's pretty good off the floor.
Hmm, delicioso!
Mark, like, dude, check it out.
Mark, I am your floor sushi.
No, you can't do that.
That's impossible!
Search your hunger cravings,
like you know it's gotta be true and stuff.
[yells] No!
You don't put mayonnaise on sushi.
-Hmm. Actually, that's pretty good. -[Daphne] Look!
There's another level.
Come on, gang, let's find a way down.
Whoa! Looks like this part's been sealed off for decades.
[exclaims]
-Kelly? -Hey!
-What are you doing down here? -Me?
Oh, um, I hid, yes.
Yes, I hid down here when that monster attacked.
You know what, Mark Hamill, if that is your real name,
I hope that monster gets you for stealing every lead in our high school plays.
I didn't steal them.
Ugh! It's so unfair.
Nobody else even auditioned.
So weird.
So suspicious.
[whimpering]
[swallows hard]
[exclaims]
[grunts]
[chuckles]
[grunts and laughs]
[grunting]
-[hits] -[cheering]
[swallows]
[growls]
[whimpering]
[growling]
[whimpering]
[all exclaim]
-[grunting] -[all exclaim]
[all yell]
[grunting]
-[grunts] -Hey, what's wrong, boy?
[whimpering and growling]
[whimpering]
The fox monster.
Wow, that's pretty impressive. You actually understand what Scooby's saying.
[voice breaking] No, fox monster, right behind you!
-[growling] -[all exclaim]
[yells]
[growls]
[roars]
-[growls] -[Mark] Come get your fresh fish.
We got tuna.
Bonito, yellowfin, bluefin, little tunny!
Huh?
[imitating light sabers]
Guys.
Come on, Mark, grab a fish and let's duel.
Not gonna happen, guys.
[growling]
-[roars] -[Mark yells]
[both grunting]
[all whimpering]
Shaggy!
[all grunt]
[Scooby whimpers]
[Fred] Guys.
[all whimper]
[softly] Down here.
Like, Mr. Mark Hamill, dude, in case we don't make it out of here,
can I have your autograph?
Wait, how'd you get this?
I was doing a solo skydive that day.
Yeah, funny story, like me and Scoob, we just happened to be flying by...
-With Wonder Woman. -Uh-huh.
-[fox growling] -[all exclaim]
[Shaggy's teeth chattering]
[growling]
[roars]
Huh?
[sinister laughing]
[grunting]
[all exclaim]
[fox laughing]
Ugh, we're trapped.
Wait a minute, Scooby, you're a dog.
-Hmm? -You can dig us out.
Nuh-uh. That's demeaning.
He gets kind of sensitive.
Hey! Like, dude, use your Mark Hamill mind-control powers
to make him dig.
That's not real, Shaggy. It's just something from the movies.
Yeah, but Scooby doesn't know that. [chuckles]
[sighs in exasperation] Fine.
Scooby, Scooby-Doo.
You have the paws we're looking for and you will dig us out.
Huh?
Okay.
[chuckles] Wow! That's never worked in real life. Cool.
[digging]
[grunts]
[Shaggy] Whoa!
Hmm, what a strange tunnel.
It doesn't look as old as anything else we've seen tonight.
Looks like the exit is that way. Come on, gang.
Well, since we've got a long walk, Mark,
would you mind signing a few more pictures?
-Just one or two... -Hundred.
Hey, these are my headshots that were in my car.
Like, no way, dude, we like, um, grabbed them so that uh,
nobody else would like steal them. [chuckles]
Hey, wait, this is Gridley Tunnel.
They say it's haunted by the ghost of an old Samurai.
-[both whimper] -[stammers] Ghost Samurai?
Don't worry, guys, it's just a legend.
Like the fox monster?
-[man] Hey! -[both whimper]
[both] Ghost Samurai!
[all exclaim]
Coach Roachner?
Relax, guys, it's just my old PE teacher.
I heard a commotion. Sounded like someone was in trouble.
So I came to help with my beefy biceps.
-[creaks] -[kisses]
You know, I got Mark in shape for his movies.
No, you didn't.
Ah, well, I'll, uh, just be on my way, then.
It's okay, buddy, I still love you. [kisses]
Oh, poor Coach Roachner, he was never that popular with the kids.
In fact, they used to call him Coach Roach.
Poor coach.
Look, fox monster prints.
Let's follow that trail.
That's odd, the trail ends here.
[wind howling]
[all exclaim]
[all sigh]
Wait, Inari Okami, off course.
I know this temple.
You see, Inari Okami is the Japanese Kami of foxes.
Their spirit patron.
There's even an old legend of an ancient sword
that was forged by a famous blacksmith,
five hundred years ago.
It said, the blacksmith placed the sword in an ancient templeto Inari,
where it's rumored to be to this very day.
If the fox monster's paw prints led us here, that means
it probably knows about the sword, too.
Does the fox monster want to find that sword for itself?
Or, is the fox monster protecting the sword?
[growl]
Shaggy, is that your stomach?
How could you guys be hungry all the time?
[both] It wasn't us.
[growl]
-Wow, your stomach sounds just like a-- -[growls]
-Just like a-- -[growling]
Oh, boy, fox monster, right?
[roaring]
-[all yelling] -[fox roaring]
[Mark grunting]
[growling]
Yah!
[growling]
[sinister laugh]
-Hey, how about a selfie? -Huh?
Get in here, come on.
[camera shutter clicking]
-[roaring] -[Mark grunts]
[all exclaim]
[growling]
-[growling] -[all panting]
Ow! [grunts]
[grunts]
[thuds]
[growling]
My glasses, I can't see without my glasses.
-[Velma] Huh? -[flashlight button clicks]
Odd.
[soft growl]
Huh?
[bang]
Maybe use your Mark Hamill mind-control thingy again,
on the monster.
-[Shaggy whimpers] -Yeah.
It's worth a shot.
[Mark in deep voice] This trash can is not important.
There is no reason for you to want this trash can.
[fox monster grunting]
[growls]
I guess he does want it.
Let's give it to him.
[growls]
Hmm?
[grunts]
[growls]
There's a high mathematical probability the fox monster wants the sword,
but just hasn't found it yet.
That would seem to be why he keeps trying to chase us off.
True. Though, that doesn't explain why the fox monster kidnapped
Mark's drama teacher.
I bet we'll find out what the drama teacher has to do with this
if we can find the ancient sword first, and use it as bait.
-Bait? -Like, it's a classic mystery move, Mark.
We get something the monster wants,
he comes after it, and we catch him.
And you autograph these photos. Here. Please.
[chuckles]
Search every nook and cranny,
because that sword will definitely be hidden very well.
You know, if it were me hiding the sword, I'd hide it in plain sight
where no one would expect it to be.
[chuckles] That's a little too easy.
Trust us, Mr. Hamill, we know mysteries.
All I'm saying is, that I'd hide it something like this broom handle.
See, like that.
The sword!
Hey, everyone, Mark Hamill found the sword.
What! What!
We got the bait. Now it's time to trap the fox.
Like, dudes, we like bless this really expensive, priceless sword,
-that is like worth millions and millions. -[chuckles]
Now on display here in this like really old and spooky temple.
Totally and like completely unprotected and easy to grab, and stuff.
-[chuckles] -[growls]
[roars]
[both] Fox Monster!
[roars]
[sinister laugh]
Now!
[bell clangs]
Now let's see who this fox monster really is.
Hey, you said I could say that.
[all grunting]
You can say it next time because he's gone!
How did he make that giant hole in the floor?
Uh, maybe because we gave him a really sharp sword.
[all] Oh, yeah.
[roaring]
-[all exclaim] -[Fred] Run!
[roars]
[grunts]
[both whimpering]
[thuds]
[growls]
-[Shaggy yells] -[both gulp]
[sinister laugh]
Like, this is it, Scooby Doo.
We're about to be sliced and diced.
Uh, you've been my bestest friend.
Mine too, buddy. [whimpers]
[both shivering]
-[growls] -[Mark] Yeah, not so fast, pal.
You picked the wrong drama teacher to kidnap.
And that means, it's Hamill time.
Hee-yah! Feel the Ham jam! Oh, yeah!
Mark, like, I realize now's not the time to distract you,
but I gotta know, where did you get that sword?
This old thing...
[grunts] I always carry one.
[grunts] You'll be surprised how many fans want to swordfight me!
[chuckles] A lot!
[fox monster growls]
-[chuckles] -[swords clashing]
Look at him, Scoob, I can't believe he's doing it.
He's actually doing it.
He's doing the thing with the thing.
It's so cool.
[Mark grunting]
[both grunting]
Boy, you're good. Almost too good.
Hey, is that guy putting mayo on sushi?
-Hmm? -Ha! Made you look.
[Mark grunts]
What! What!
[growls]
[bell clangs]
[grunts]
Now let's see who this fox monster really is.
[all] Coach Roach!
Oh, come on, I hate that nickname.
It's all quite simple, really.
[Velma]Coach Roachner discovered the temple that held
the old sword.
He wanted to sell it for millions and retire a rich man.
But Mark's drama teacher found out.
[Roachner] Yeah, that nosy Mr. Berle thought
the sword belonged in a museum.
He threatened to expose all my plans.
[Velma] Exactly.
That's why Coach Roachner created the costume of the fox monster
to kidnap Mr. Berle and keep him tied up
until the coach could find the sword for himself.
I was so close to getting that sword. So close.
And I would have gotten away with it too,
if it weren't for you meddling kids,
and famous actor and alumnus, Mark Hamill.
Now let's find your drama teacher.
He's probably hidden in plain sight, like the sword was.
-[both laugh] -Mark,
there's no way that could happen twice in one mystery.
-There could be a 1000 hiding places-- -[Mark] Found him.
-[Fred] What? -Hidden in plain sight.
Hold the phone.
You know, you make a great mystery solver, Mr. Hamill.
Yeah, you should play me in a movie.
[chuckles] Yeah, yeah, sure. No.
Um, but before you go,
[chuckles] if you don't mind...
we have one last thing we would love for you to autograph.
Hey, this is one of my personal checks.
And it's made out-- for a million dollars!
Where did you get this?
Er, that's weird, um, I'll just take that back.
-[Shaggy grunts softly] -[scoffs] Oh, no, you won't!
Bye, Mark, see you in the movies.
Remember mysteries and Fred.
[all] Bye-bye.
-[Velma] Nice to meet you. -[Shaggy] Take it easy.
[Velma] It really was a pleasure.
[Scooby laughing]
[both] Hmm?
[clicks on]
[Scooby and Shaggy imitating light sabers]
[Mark imitating light saber]
-Oh, boy! -[both chuckling]
[theme music playing]