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I was visiting the beach

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my grandmother used to take me
to as a child.

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I had her beautiful locket on
around my neck.

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Grand-dad had given it to her
before they were married,

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when he knew she was the one.

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When Grand-dad passed away,
she gave it to me and she said,

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"I've lost the love of my life,

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and now, it's time for you
to find yours."

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That night, I realized that
the locket she had gifted me

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no longer hung around my neck,

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so I returned to the beach.

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It was an impossible task.

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I mean, the only light came
from this sky full of stars

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and a glow from a grand house
on the shore.

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I was on my hands and knees,

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just sifting through grains
of sand, when...

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take a deep breath...

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A beautiful young man came
out of that grand house

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on the shore to walk his dog.

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He stopped right in front of me,
and just then,

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I kid you not,

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a shooting star lit up
the night sky

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and illuminated my grandmother's
locket right under his feet!

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And we want our special day
to reflect that magic.

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A fairy tale should be
celebrated like a fairy tale!

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Okay, you're young, so
I feel like I have to tell you

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that there's no such thing
as a real-life fairy tale.

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Obviously, I'm not under
the delusion

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that I'm living
in an actual fairy tale!

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But never underestimate
the power of romantic love.

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Oh, I know, people love romance.

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That's because everyone,
deep down,

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wants nothing more
than someone to love.

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It's the story of humanity!

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I think you're skipping
a couple wars...

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It is why Shakespeare ended all
of his comedies with a wedding.

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Jane Austen, wedding.

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It resonates
on this primal level.

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It's weird, because marriage

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started as a contract
of ownership,

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and now, it's kind of evolved

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into, at best,
gross consumerism,

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and at worst, a tax cut.

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Yeah, I just thought part
of your job

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would be, like, in
generating enthusiasm,

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So, I just thought that
as someone

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who makes her living
from weddings, so...

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Oh, I don't make my living
from weddings.

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- Of course you do.
- Mm-mm.

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You're a caterer.

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Well, you're forgetting
funerals. People die every day.

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I wanted to do business with you

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because I'm friends
with your sister.

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She's my half-sister.

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I am not going to hire
a wedding caterer

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who obviously has some issues
with her love life.

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Ha!

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I'm in a very serious,
loving relationship

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built in love, not a contract,
or marriage hocus-pocus!

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This could have been a big
contract for you.

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Well, guess what, toots?

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I have big contracts
coming out of my ass!

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Whoop, there went one!

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Whoop, oh, there's another one!

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Nathan?

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Babe?

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What are you doing?
Where's our furniture?

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You weren't trying to sneak out
before I got home, were you?

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Gaby, I'm leaving.

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Now?

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We have dinner reservations.
I had to put my card down.

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I told you I don't like
fancy restaurants.

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It's my birthday!

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Excuse me.

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Don't you care about me?

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Look, we're wrong
for each other.

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I thought you were just going
to stay for a week or two,

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but we've been sitting here
eating

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and watching TV for months.

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It's the golden age of
television!

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I've gained weight,
I'm always getting sick.

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People say I'm pale!

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Well, we need to go
to couples therapy.

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We just need a neutral
third party

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to just take us by the hands...

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No one goes to couples therapy
for a three-month relationship.

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We have no kids,
no house, no cat.

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Well, I wanted a dog.

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So, get a dog.

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You're free!

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Get an alligator for all I care.

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Wait a minute, you can't leave.

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This is your fucking apartment!

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And you can have it.

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Where are you going?

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You're gonna go stay with
your parents or something?

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You'd go crazy.

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Stay, stay!

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Come on, stay.

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I'm moving in with someone,
okay?

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I've reunited with
an old girlfriend.

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Did she find you on Facebook?

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Oh, my God,
that is so pathetic.

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We like board games.

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Wow, so this whole time,

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you've been sneaking around
behind my back

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to play board games?

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Oh, my God, you've actually done
the impossible.

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You've managed to make
having an affair... lame.

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So bitchy.

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Well, you're so boring!

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Look what you're carting around.

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Okay, this is you.

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I'm out of here.

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Oh, Gaby.

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You can't leave me, come on!

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I'm doing both of us
a favour.

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We had a terrible relationship.

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"Have!" We have a terrible
relationship!

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I mean, come on.

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I know I'm mouthy,
and I'm irritable,

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and I need to work on my core.

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Look at me!

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I'm a human being. Please!

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Please, I have feelings, please!

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Please, sir! Please!

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Don't go.

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I'm going to Sarah's.

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Sarah?

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Sarah! Sarah?

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Wow!

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Ugh, God.

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I'm sorry I'm being
such a downer.

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Thanks for the flowers, though.

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I really liked them.

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Good, I didn't think I'd get
to see you on your birthday.

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Yay!

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We were supposed to go to dinner
tonight, me and Nathan.

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Would you want to come?

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Oh, I would,

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but like, this has been
planned for a long time.

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Otherwise, I would have
cancelled,

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and then, tonight, Jeremy and I
are going to see a show.

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Mm, yeah, no worries,
no worries.

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This is super fun.

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It's helping me take my mind
off of stupid Nathan.

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Well, to be honest with you,

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it's a good thing you're not
with Nathan anymore,

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because Nathan is a bit
of a drip.

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He's like club soda.
All bubbles, no taste.

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He was like club soda
no bubbles.

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Why didn't you say anything
when I first started seeing him?

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I thought you might have
a kid with him.

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Yeah, I might have, I guess,

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if it was the end times.

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See? It all worked out
for the best, Gaby.

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Listen, go try something on.

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I am going to go make you
a cocktail.

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Ew, no, no, no!

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Go find your mom!

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Amanda!

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No, no, no!

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He's touching all the cheese.

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What are you,
like cheese police?

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He's five.

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It's not like he's contagious,
like he has typhoid.

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Well, it's disgusting
for everyone here.

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He just loves his cheese,
don't you, buddy?

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Come on with Mommy.

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There's some really
amazing stuff out there.

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Is there?

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Mm-hmm.

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How old are your kids?

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I don't have kids.

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Why would you assume I have
kids? Not everyone has kids.

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I'm so sorry, I shouldn't
make assumptions.

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Well, no need to apologize.

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I don't feel bad about it.

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You know, I'm a business owner,

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so I'm kind of more focused
on my career.

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I'm a mom
and a hematologist.

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Oh, cool.

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So, I guess hematology
is one of those careers

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where you can have kids.

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My husband and I
make a great team.

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We make it work.

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And Amanda, you have
your photography.

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Yeah, but photography
is a passion.

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Having kids and practicing law
was too much.

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Yeah, it's also that kids are
really bad for the environment.

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So, it's kind of, I guess you
could say, an ethical thing.

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Tiny feet, big footprint.

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But there's ways
to reduce your footprint,

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like this clothing swap!

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So, let's get out there before
all the good stuff is gone!

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And who knows?

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Your kids could grow up to
create a source of green energy.

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Or find the cure for cancer.

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Or make peace
in the Middle East!

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Or she could shoot up
her high school.

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It's a grab bag.

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Oh, Gaby.

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I would be concerned
that down the road,

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you might regret your choice,
and by then, it'll be too late.

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Huh, feels like it could go
either way, though, right?

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Like, you could have a kid
and then, be like, "Oh, shit!

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I didn't really want to do
this."

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And by then, it's definitely
too late.

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But aren't you just terrified
that when you're old and alone,

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no one will care about you.

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Yes! Yeah.

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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

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Come on in.

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♪ Happy birthday dear Gaby ♪

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- Who is this person?
- Who is she?

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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

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Thanks.

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Excuse me.

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Excuse me, guys, thanks.

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You're not the only two people
in the world.

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God!

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Uh...

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Forget that?

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Thank you.

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Yeah.

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Take care.

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Hey, Dad.

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Everything all right?

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Great.

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You grew a beard!

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Oh, yeah, yeah.
A couple of months ago.

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I've never seen you with
a beard, it's interesting.

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It kind of makes you look
Satanic,

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like a cult leader
or something.

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Maybe that's what you're
going for, devilish.

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So, how's business?

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I'm doing a 50-year wedding
anniversary.

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50, whoo, they got me beat!

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I know,
they have us all beat.

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Uh, I brought you
a birthday gift.

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Oh, thank you.

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00:13:03,522 --> 00:13:04,724
Oh.

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00:13:04,757 --> 00:13:05,992
Do you like it?

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00:13:06,025 --> 00:13:08,060
- Yeah, that's great!
- Try it on.

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00:13:08,094 --> 00:13:10,796
Oh, gosh, no,
I've been cooking all day.

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00:13:10,829 --> 00:13:12,398
It's the right size,
I'm sure it'll fit.

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00:13:12,431 --> 00:13:15,033
Um, thank Julia
for choosing it for me.

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I chose it myself.

250
00:13:17,002 --> 00:13:20,573
Julia told me what colour
would look good with your hair,

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but I chose it.

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00:13:22,141 --> 00:13:26,445
Hmm, well, I'm surprised.

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00:13:26,478 --> 00:13:28,013
So, did you have a good
birthday?

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00:13:28,046 --> 00:13:29,782
Yeah, it was great.
Amanda had a party.

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00:13:29,815 --> 00:13:31,584
How's...

256
00:13:31,617 --> 00:13:34,054
Oh, gosh, why can't I
remember his name?

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00:13:36,756 --> 00:13:38,091
It's Nathan.
We broke up.

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I'm sorry.

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00:13:39,124 --> 00:13:40,626
Well, it's not a big deal.

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00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:41,528
I've moved on,
don't worry about it.

261
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:42,929
You got a new boyfriend?

262
00:13:42,961 --> 00:13:45,431
No, I've moved on like
emotionally.

263
00:13:45,464 --> 00:13:47,466
It's minor,
it's not a big deal.

264
00:13:47,499 --> 00:13:49,469
There's a lot of fun
in being single.

265
00:13:49,502 --> 00:13:51,103
I've been there!

266
00:13:51,137 --> 00:13:54,040
But there comes a time when
it's healthy to settle down.

267
00:13:54,073 --> 00:13:55,909
Mm-hmm.

268
00:13:55,941 --> 00:13:58,110
You know, not every woman
has to settle down.

269
00:13:58,143 --> 00:14:00,712
We're not living in some dusty,
old bonnet novel.

270
00:14:00,746 --> 00:14:02,882
It's not criticism,
it's concern.

271
00:14:02,915 --> 00:14:05,452
It's like you act like
I'm going to be an old bag lady.

272
00:14:05,484 --> 00:14:06,786
I never said anything like that.

273
00:14:06,819 --> 00:14:07,921
I just want you to be happy.

274
00:14:07,954 --> 00:14:10,089
Well, maybe I am happy.

275
00:14:10,122 --> 00:14:11,958
I just came by to drop off
a birthday present.

276
00:14:11,991 --> 00:14:13,193
Why am I the bad guy?

277
00:14:13,225 --> 00:14:14,993
You're always disappointed
in me.

278
00:14:15,026 --> 00:14:17,162
Worried, I worry.

279
00:14:17,195 --> 00:14:20,166
I'm your dad,
that's what I do. Worry.

280
00:14:20,199 --> 00:14:22,769
Well, don't, okay?

281
00:14:22,801 --> 00:14:24,637
I have to deliver these.

282
00:14:24,670 --> 00:14:26,973
Thanks so much for the gift.

283
00:14:39,618 --> 00:14:40,920
Hey.

284
00:14:40,953 --> 00:14:42,155
Hey!

285
00:14:42,188 --> 00:14:43,490
Here you go.

286
00:14:43,522 --> 00:14:44,990
Oh, a birthday beer!

287
00:14:45,023 --> 00:14:47,092
Is this your birthday?

288
00:14:47,126 --> 00:14:49,161
Are you fucking kidding me?

289
00:14:49,195 --> 00:14:51,631
I thought you invited me here
for my birthday.

290
00:14:51,664 --> 00:14:52,999
No, I did not.

291
00:14:53,031 --> 00:14:54,267
God.

292
00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:55,969
It's been four years
since Mom died,

293
00:14:56,002 --> 00:14:57,570
and she was the only one
who gave a shit.

294
00:14:57,603 --> 00:14:58,938
Really, I ruined your birthday?
I did that?

295
00:14:58,970 --> 00:15:00,172
I have that much power?

296
00:15:00,205 --> 00:15:02,841
Um, no, Nathan did, actually.

297
00:15:02,874 --> 00:15:04,176
He broke up with me,
he dumped me.

298
00:15:04,209 --> 00:15:05,677
Nathan.

299
00:15:05,710 --> 00:15:06,712
I don't think I met him.

300
00:15:06,746 --> 00:15:08,081
Of course you met Nathan.

301
00:15:08,113 --> 00:15:09,648
We talked about wanting
to get a dog.

302
00:15:09,681 --> 00:15:10,916
Oh, yeah, yeah!

303
00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:12,886
So, you're not getting a dog?

304
00:15:12,919 --> 00:15:15,522
Well, we just broke up,
right?

305
00:15:15,555 --> 00:15:17,857
So, if you follow that train
of thought through,

306
00:15:17,890 --> 00:15:20,026
why would we get a dog
together?

307
00:15:20,059 --> 00:15:22,060
'Cause you're always breaking up
with somebody.

308
00:15:22,094 --> 00:15:24,531
If you really wanted a dog,
you'd just get yourself a dog.

309
00:15:24,564 --> 00:15:27,000
Well, I don't really feel like
I can get a dog right now

310
00:15:27,032 --> 00:15:29,635
because what if I finally
meet someone,

311
00:15:29,669 --> 00:15:31,271
and then, they don't like dogs,

312
00:15:31,304 --> 00:15:33,873
or they have an allergy
or a phobia?

313
00:15:33,906 --> 00:15:35,642
Yeah, Sheila got a dog.

314
00:15:35,675 --> 00:15:36,943
You know it cost me $2000,
that thing?

315
00:15:36,975 --> 00:15:38,945
I didn't even want it.

316
00:15:38,978 --> 00:15:40,280
Then, I come home from work
and she'd make me walk the dog

317
00:15:40,313 --> 00:15:41,948
so it could take its daily shit,

318
00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:44,716
then it'd take the shit,
I got to clean it up.

319
00:15:44,749 --> 00:15:46,219
I bet she loved watching that,

320
00:15:46,252 --> 00:15:47,921
all part of her sick, sadistic
bullshit.

321
00:15:47,954 --> 00:15:49,555
Why am I here?

322
00:15:49,589 --> 00:15:51,089
Oh, look, I...

323
00:15:51,123 --> 00:15:52,858
I want to offer you
an opportunity.

324
00:15:52,892 --> 00:15:54,960
Spend a little more time
with your niece.

325
00:15:54,993 --> 00:15:56,995
Why does this sound like
you're selling a timeshare?

326
00:15:57,028 --> 00:15:58,931
No, look,

327
00:15:58,964 --> 00:16:00,833
Sheila completely changed
the custody arrangements on me.

328
00:16:00,866 --> 00:16:02,569
Now, I get Thursdays.

329
00:16:02,602 --> 00:16:04,871
She took away my Tuesdays.

330
00:16:04,903 --> 00:16:07,005
That was the time Adele and I
would go see a movie.

331
00:16:07,039 --> 00:16:08,641
It was like our special thing,
you know?

332
00:16:08,674 --> 00:16:10,276
So, just do it on Thursdays.

333
00:16:10,309 --> 00:16:12,078
Oh, I'd love to,
but I can't.

334
00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:15,147
You see, Sheila found out
through various sources

335
00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:18,017
that Thursdays
are my open mic nights.

336
00:16:18,050 --> 00:16:19,919
I think she knew that by
switching to Tuesdays,

337
00:16:19,951 --> 00:16:22,254
she'd be fucking me over.

338
00:16:22,287 --> 00:16:23,855
I think she's trying to block me

339
00:16:23,888 --> 00:16:25,224
from doing my stand-up comedy
or something.

340
00:16:25,257 --> 00:16:27,126
Stand-up?

341
00:16:27,158 --> 00:16:28,927
Yeah, it's like she knows
how important it is to me

342
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,163
and she's just trying to...
fuckin' stick it to me.

343
00:16:31,196 --> 00:16:33,099
Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

344
00:16:33,132 --> 00:16:34,633
I didn't know you were
doing comedy. Stand-up comedy?

345
00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:36,335
Yes, stand-up comedy!

346
00:16:36,368 --> 00:16:38,204
What? Come on.

347
00:16:38,237 --> 00:16:40,640
I don't want to be an accountant
for the rest of my life.

348
00:16:40,672 --> 00:16:42,774
I mean, it pays the bills, yeah,

349
00:16:42,807 --> 00:16:44,977
and the bills are pretty
freaking huge right now.

350
00:16:45,011 --> 00:16:46,980
But I don't know, it doesn't
leave a lot of room

351
00:16:47,012 --> 00:16:48,815
for the other
side of me, you know?

352
00:16:48,848 --> 00:16:50,650
Right, the comedy side.

353
00:16:50,682 --> 00:16:52,150
The very funny comedy side.

354
00:16:52,184 --> 00:16:53,685
Hey, there's a lot of money
in stand-up comedy

355
00:16:53,719 --> 00:16:55,220
if you know what you're doing.

356
00:16:55,253 --> 00:16:57,356
There's probably a lot of money
in accounting, no?

357
00:16:57,390 --> 00:16:59,258
I've been studying, all right?

358
00:16:59,291 --> 00:17:00,826
Monologues from the
highest-grossing comedians

359
00:17:00,859 --> 00:17:02,195
of all time,

360
00:17:02,228 --> 00:17:03,829
and there's a real formula
to it.

361
00:17:03,863 --> 00:17:04,998
If you look at the intervals
between jokes,

362
00:17:05,030 --> 00:17:06,898
it's like they accelerate

363
00:17:06,931 --> 00:17:09,701
and they decelerate in these
really striking patterns.

364
00:17:09,735 --> 00:17:11,938
I don't know. I think it's
something you can get good at

365
00:17:11,970 --> 00:17:13,839
if you're smart and
you pay attention, you know?

366
00:17:13,873 --> 00:17:17,376
So, you're working to become
the opposite of naturally funny.

367
00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:20,079
And you want me
to babysit Adele?

368
00:17:20,112 --> 00:17:21,881
You're her aunt.

369
00:17:21,913 --> 00:17:23,348
I thought you might like
the opportunity

370
00:17:23,382 --> 00:17:25,183
to get to know her
a little better.

371
00:17:25,217 --> 00:17:28,220
I mean, you hardly spend any
time with her, as it is.

372
00:17:28,254 --> 00:17:30,189
Come on.

373
00:17:30,221 --> 00:17:33,925
Fine, I'll babysit your daughter
that I barely know

374
00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:35,193
'cause we don't ever hang out.

375
00:17:35,227 --> 00:17:37,030
I appreciate it.

376
00:17:37,063 --> 00:17:40,733
And happy freakin' birthday
to you.

377
00:17:40,766 --> 00:17:43,268
Okay, I don't like beer,
something else you should know.

378
00:17:43,302 --> 00:17:45,705
<i>Guys! Oh, my God, look!</i>

379
00:17:45,738 --> 00:17:49,075
<i>It's... it's... a girl!</i>

380
00:17:49,107 --> 00:17:51,743
<i>Oh, a girl! A live one!</i>

381
00:17:51,776 --> 00:17:53,345
<i>Why aren't you pixelated?</i>

382
00:17:53,379 --> 00:17:55,048
<i>Please accept my
beautiful virginity.</i>

383
00:17:55,081 --> 00:17:56,683
<i>Can I smell your hair?</i>

384
00:17:56,716 --> 00:17:58,818
<i>Can I put your hair
in my mouth?</i>

385
00:18:02,353 --> 00:18:04,157
<i>You read my text.</i>

386
00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:07,259
Activities for a 10-year-old!

387
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,462
<i>I'm sorry, I don't understand.</i>

388
00:18:10,496 --> 00:18:12,799
Why not?

389
00:18:12,832 --> 00:18:14,934
<i>I'm sorry, I don't understand.</i>

390
00:18:14,967 --> 00:18:17,203
Just search the web,
you fucking asshole!

391
00:18:17,236 --> 00:18:19,472
God!

392
00:18:19,505 --> 00:18:22,007
Why offer the feature?

393
00:18:25,044 --> 00:18:26,879
So, everyone our age
has already been married.

394
00:18:26,911 --> 00:18:28,980
They've had kids,
gotten divorced,

395
00:18:29,014 --> 00:18:31,950
and I'm just still single.

396
00:18:31,984 --> 00:18:35,188
I'm gonna be a spinster.

397
00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:37,856
Gabby, I think as a society
we've progressed to the point

398
00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:40,059
where we can forget the word
"spinster."

399
00:18:40,092 --> 00:18:41,460
My great-aunt Elise
was a spinster.

400
00:18:41,494 --> 00:18:44,831
She used to smoke two packs
of Camel filters

401
00:18:44,863 --> 00:18:46,298
every single day of her life.

402
00:18:46,332 --> 00:18:48,334
We got her a flame-proof
nightgown

403
00:18:48,366 --> 00:18:50,469
every year for her birthday.

404
00:18:50,503 --> 00:18:52,338
She died in her bathtub.

405
00:18:52,371 --> 00:18:54,107
They found her body a week
later.

406
00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:55,807
Well, it wasn't even a body.

407
00:18:55,841 --> 00:18:57,176
It was like a gel,
at that point.

408
00:18:57,209 --> 00:18:58,443
It was like a slurry...

409
00:18:58,477 --> 00:19:00,446
Okay, enough.

410
00:19:00,478 --> 00:19:02,481
I think they took her remains
out through the freight elevator

411
00:19:02,515 --> 00:19:04,050
'cause they didn't want to upset

412
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:05,517
the other people in
the apartment.

413
00:19:05,551 --> 00:19:08,321
Gaby, you're not going
to end up like that.

414
00:19:08,353 --> 00:19:12,357
There's a lady living above me,
she's probably a spinster too.

415
00:19:12,391 --> 00:19:15,327
So, I haven't heard any noise
up there in like a couple weeks.

416
00:19:15,361 --> 00:19:16,829
She's probably dead.

417
00:19:16,862 --> 00:19:19,231
She's probably just quiet.

418
00:19:19,265 --> 00:19:22,068
Yeah, quiet as a ghost.

419
00:19:22,101 --> 00:19:24,036
All right,
let's get you dating again.

420
00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:26,338
You're probably right,
I should join a gym.

421
00:19:26,372 --> 00:19:28,207
Start working out again,

422
00:19:28,239 --> 00:19:29,909
I got fat as fuck with Nathan.

423
00:19:29,941 --> 00:19:32,377
I just... I
don't want to date anymore.

424
00:19:32,411 --> 00:19:35,248
I'm done, I'm sick of it.
It's hell.

425
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,048
Yeah, but man, embrace it.

426
00:19:37,082 --> 00:19:38,517
There's a lot of married people,

427
00:19:38,551 --> 00:19:40,787
uh, one I know very well,

428
00:19:40,819 --> 00:19:41,987
who are jealous of your freedom.

429
00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:43,221
You get to have all that...

430
00:19:43,255 --> 00:19:44,891
..sex.

431
00:19:44,923 --> 00:19:47,225
Yeah, I get to have a lot of
sex, great, whoopee.

432
00:19:47,258 --> 00:19:50,529
Yay, I can have one-night stand
after one-night stand.

433
00:19:50,563 --> 00:19:52,098
Okay, yeah, I want to hear what
you're saying, but...

434
00:19:52,131 --> 00:19:53,466
Hurrah, but know what?
I'll tell you what.

435
00:19:53,498 --> 00:19:55,802
There comes a night
when you're on your couch,

436
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:58,069
you just had a bourbon sour,

437
00:19:58,103 --> 00:19:59,471
and you have some stranger's
dick in your mouth...

438
00:19:59,505 --> 00:20:01,507
Ah, ha, ha, ha!

439
00:20:01,539 --> 00:20:03,843
I'd full on rather be knitting.

440
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:06,077
I'm imagining yarns.

441
00:20:06,111 --> 00:20:08,915
I feel like you need
to raise your standards.

442
00:20:08,948 --> 00:20:10,149
Wait a minute,
you're the one who told me to

443
00:20:10,181 --> 00:20:12,050
lower my standards;
that's how I met Nathan.

444
00:20:12,084 --> 00:20:13,920
Well, I disagree with
my former self.

445
00:20:13,952 --> 00:20:16,021
You need to tackle this
strategically,

446
00:20:16,055 --> 00:20:17,156
accepting that you're
not gonna accept

447
00:20:17,189 --> 00:20:20,125
the first guy who comes along.

448
00:20:20,159 --> 00:20:23,429
Gaby, you need to choose, okay?
Not be chosen.

449
00:20:23,461 --> 00:20:25,430
Fuck, I'm going to have
to go online.

450
00:20:25,463 --> 00:20:28,066
No one's going to click
on a 39-year-old woman.

451
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:30,870
Dude, lie. Everybody lies on
dating profiles.

452
00:20:30,902 --> 00:20:33,271
Duh!

453
00:20:33,305 --> 00:20:36,843
Oh, after Willow's soccer ends,
there's adult softball.

454
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:39,211
Softball?
Wow, that sounds so cool.

455
00:20:39,245 --> 00:20:41,214
Do you know any other hip
scenes?

456
00:20:41,247 --> 00:20:44,016
Is there a chess league
I could join?

457
00:20:44,048 --> 00:20:46,985
Oh, and point two, I have a very
attractive chiropractor.

458
00:20:47,018 --> 00:20:49,921
I'm not stalking your
chiropractor.

459
00:20:49,955 --> 00:20:51,591
I don't know if we're absolute
sure that he's single,

460
00:20:51,623 --> 00:20:53,558
- but he's...
- Well, even worse.

461
00:20:53,592 --> 00:20:55,328
And also, you know what?

462
00:20:55,361 --> 00:20:58,064
Chiropractors can trigger
strokes in people, so...

463
00:20:58,096 --> 00:20:59,065
That's just a myth.

464
00:20:59,097 --> 00:21:01,267
Is it? Is it?

465
00:21:01,299 --> 00:21:03,335
What he said.

466
00:21:03,369 --> 00:21:05,972
I know you're gonna find someone
if you put your mind to it.

467
00:21:06,005 --> 00:21:07,373
You just need some
encouragement.

468
00:21:07,405 --> 00:21:09,241
Thanks.

469
00:21:09,275 --> 00:21:10,910
That was more than a fart.

470
00:21:10,942 --> 00:21:12,010
No!

471
00:21:14,446 --> 00:21:16,882
Do you really even want to find
your forever relationship?

472
00:21:16,915 --> 00:21:20,619
Yes, I guess.
I don't know, yeah.

473
00:21:20,652 --> 00:21:22,622
Well, then it's do or die.

474
00:21:29,161 --> 00:21:30,662
Argh!

475
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,276
Oh, come on!

476
00:21:43,308 --> 00:21:45,411
Swing at it!

477
00:21:50,015 --> 00:21:51,617
We want a pitcher,
not a belly itcher!

478
00:21:51,650 --> 00:21:53,619
Get out here!

479
00:21:53,651 --> 00:21:55,955
All right, my bad.
That's ball four.

480
00:21:55,988 --> 00:21:59,325
Free ride to first base, babies!

481
00:22:37,696 --> 00:22:39,265
Nice hit, all right,
all right, all right!

482
00:22:39,297 --> 00:22:41,132
Hustle!

483
00:22:41,165 --> 00:22:43,368
Over here!

484
00:22:44,737 --> 00:22:46,538
Are you playing or what?

485
00:22:46,572 --> 00:22:48,239
Sorry.

486
00:22:48,273 --> 00:22:50,309
If you're in the game,
you're in the game.

487
00:22:50,342 --> 00:22:52,378
Sorry, I wasn't paying
attention!

488
00:22:52,411 --> 00:22:54,279
What's your name again?

489
00:22:54,313 --> 00:22:56,549
Brandy.

490
00:22:56,582 --> 00:22:58,684
Brandy, get to the bench!

491
00:22:58,717 --> 00:23:01,020
My god, dude, it's just a game.

492
00:23:01,053 --> 00:23:02,354
Just a game to you,

493
00:23:02,388 --> 00:23:04,090
but not to this team.

494
00:23:04,123 --> 00:23:06,225
Yeah, exactly.
It's a practice for a game.

495
00:23:06,257 --> 00:23:07,692
It's not even a game.

496
00:23:07,726 --> 00:23:09,195
You need to leave the field.

497
00:23:09,228 --> 00:23:11,730
Leaving!

498
00:23:17,803 --> 00:23:19,271
Yeah, real sportsman-like.

499
00:23:19,304 --> 00:23:20,339
Yeah, that's right,
thanks a lot.

500
00:23:20,372 --> 00:23:21,574
You suck, Brandy!

501
00:23:21,606 --> 00:23:23,041
Give us back our shirt!

502
00:23:23,075 --> 00:23:25,311
Cool, great!

503
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,315
Argh!

504
00:23:29,347 --> 00:23:30,582
Oh, come on!

505
00:23:30,615 --> 00:23:33,318
Oops, didn't see it!
My bad!

506
00:23:33,352 --> 00:23:34,553
Nice, real nice.

507
00:23:45,497 --> 00:23:47,233
And there and Namaste.

508
00:23:47,266 --> 00:23:48,566
Karate!

509
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,736
Here, let me check your bag.

510
00:23:50,768 --> 00:23:52,438
Hey, so what's on the agenda?

511
00:23:52,470 --> 00:23:54,305
What have you got going on?

512
00:23:54,338 --> 00:23:57,308
Well, I made a reservation
to go rock climbing.

513
00:23:57,342 --> 00:23:58,777
Oh, rock climbing!

514
00:23:58,811 --> 00:24:00,446
Adele, you hear that?

515
00:24:00,478 --> 00:24:03,716
You like rock climbing?

516
00:24:03,748 --> 00:24:05,050
I've never been
rock climbing before.

517
00:24:05,084 --> 00:24:06,651
Oh, don't worry.

518
00:24:06,684 --> 00:24:08,486
You guys are going to have
so much fun together.

519
00:24:08,519 --> 00:24:09,721
You need me to drive you
someplace?

520
00:24:09,755 --> 00:24:12,058
- Yeah.
- No, we're good.

521
00:24:12,091 --> 00:24:13,559
I'll drive, you go.

522
00:24:13,592 --> 00:24:16,295
I'm sure you got a lot
to prepare. Good luck!

523
00:24:16,327 --> 00:24:18,463
Thanks. Okay, sweetie,

524
00:24:18,497 --> 00:24:19,798
I'll talk to you when I get
home, okay?

525
00:24:19,832 --> 00:24:21,233
- Okay.
- Okay, I love you.

526
00:24:21,266 --> 00:24:22,334
- Love you, too.
- Be good.

527
00:24:22,366 --> 00:24:24,469
Mm-hmm. Snail!

528
00:24:24,503 --> 00:24:25,504
See ya, wish me luck.

529
00:24:25,536 --> 00:24:26,706
Good luck!

530
00:24:34,113 --> 00:24:36,215
So, we should go.

531
00:24:36,248 --> 00:24:38,750
Okay.

532
00:24:40,751 --> 00:24:43,822
That's it,
you're almost up there.

533
00:24:43,855 --> 00:24:48,693
You're doing great, sweetie!

534
00:24:48,727 --> 00:24:52,531
It's okay, you're on a rope.

535
00:24:52,564 --> 00:24:53,666
Don't use your legs!

536
00:24:56,501 --> 00:24:59,404
You know you don't have to do
this if you don't want to.

537
00:24:59,438 --> 00:25:01,674
No, I like trying new things!

538
00:25:01,707 --> 00:25:04,443
Okay, just know I wouldn't be
upset if you didn't.

539
00:25:04,476 --> 00:25:06,411
But you've already paid!

540
00:25:06,444 --> 00:25:08,613
It'll be fun.

541
00:25:08,646 --> 00:25:11,249
All right, I'll be right here
if you need me, okay?

542
00:25:11,283 --> 00:25:14,286
Okay.

543
00:25:14,318 --> 00:25:16,855
That's it, yeah!
Grab that last one.

544
00:25:16,889 --> 00:25:18,891
Nice job, honey.

545
00:25:18,923 --> 00:25:21,594
No, don't get
scared, it's okay.

546
00:25:21,626 --> 00:25:23,361
Bruce, Bruce, left hand, L2.

547
00:25:29,468 --> 00:25:30,768
Ah, there you are, handsome.

548
00:25:30,802 --> 00:25:33,539
Keep going, keep going.

549
00:25:33,572 --> 00:25:36,709
It's okay if you fall.

550
00:25:40,278 --> 00:25:42,580
All right.

551
00:25:42,613 --> 00:25:45,718
Don't look down.

552
00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:48,420
Just keep going.

553
00:25:48,452 --> 00:25:50,321
Got it.

554
00:25:50,354 --> 00:25:52,290
Bruce, left hand to L2.

555
00:25:52,324 --> 00:25:53,258
Don't worry, honey.
You can come down anytime.

556
00:25:53,292 --> 00:25:56,328
Good job!

557
00:25:56,361 --> 00:25:58,597
You got this.

558
00:25:58,630 --> 00:26:00,166
Don't be scared.

559
00:26:00,199 --> 00:26:01,600
You got it, honey.

560
00:26:01,632 --> 00:26:02,867
Keep going, keep going.

561
00:26:02,901 --> 00:26:04,402
Adele, you okay?

562
00:26:04,436 --> 00:26:06,505
I want to come down.

563
00:26:06,537 --> 00:26:08,507
Okay, okay, come down,
come down.

564
00:26:08,539 --> 00:26:10,843
Oh, there you go.

565
00:26:13,378 --> 00:26:16,382
Why didn't you just tell me
you were scared of heights?

566
00:26:16,414 --> 00:26:18,917
Because I need
to work on that.

567
00:26:18,950 --> 00:26:20,818
It's all in my head.

568
00:26:20,852 --> 00:26:22,655
Hmm, okay.

569
00:26:22,688 --> 00:26:24,657
Well, what do you want
to do next week?

570
00:26:24,690 --> 00:26:26,792
I don't know. I'm easy.

571
00:26:26,825 --> 00:26:28,826
You want to go to a movie?

572
00:26:28,860 --> 00:26:30,896
Okay!

573
00:26:30,929 --> 00:26:34,432
But I kinda save those
for my dad.

574
00:26:34,466 --> 00:26:36,334
He loves movies.

575
00:26:36,367 --> 00:26:39,370
Okay, then we won't do that.

576
00:26:39,403 --> 00:26:41,406
Why don't we do
what you like to do?

577
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,708
Me? What about you?

578
00:26:42,740 --> 00:26:44,343
What do you like to do?

579
00:26:44,375 --> 00:26:46,945
I don't know.
What do you like to do?

580
00:26:46,978 --> 00:26:50,282
Um, hmm, I like...

581
00:26:50,315 --> 00:26:52,884
Well, I knit.

582
00:26:52,918 --> 00:26:54,486
I could teach you how
to knit if you'd like that.

583
00:26:54,518 --> 00:26:56,588
I can knit my mom a sweater!

584
00:26:56,622 --> 00:26:58,390
Grandma knit me a sweater.

585
00:26:58,422 --> 00:27:01,660
Yeah, I think she knit all of us
that same sweater.

586
00:27:01,692 --> 00:27:03,561
I put it on my stuffie.

587
00:27:03,594 --> 00:27:05,597
So I can remember her.

588
00:27:05,631 --> 00:27:07,266
All right, well,
let's make this our goal.

589
00:27:07,298 --> 00:27:08,666
We're gonna teach you how
to knit.

590
00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:10,369
We'll start on a scarf.

591
00:27:10,401 --> 00:27:11,670
That's what people usually
start on.

592
00:27:11,702 --> 00:27:12,904
- Yeah!
- Yeah.

593
00:27:12,938 --> 00:27:14,873
- Okay.
- All right.

594
00:27:14,905 --> 00:27:17,209
All right, well, I should get
you back to your dad.

595
00:27:29,453 --> 00:27:31,422
Um, excuse me?

596
00:27:31,456 --> 00:27:32,825
Sorry, hi.

597
00:27:32,857 --> 00:27:35,360
So sorry to meet you
this way.

598
00:27:35,393 --> 00:27:36,728
I'm your neighbour, Callie.

599
00:27:36,761 --> 00:27:38,396
Hi, I'm Gaby.

600
00:27:38,430 --> 00:27:39,731
Yeah, hi.
You're new here, right?

601
00:27:39,765 --> 00:27:40,999
Relatively new?

602
00:27:41,033 --> 00:27:42,434
Couple months.

603
00:27:42,467 --> 00:27:44,036
Well, welcome.

604
00:27:44,068 --> 00:27:45,671
Good neighbourhood,
I've been here for 34 years.

605
00:27:45,703 --> 00:27:47,038
Cool.

606
00:27:47,072 --> 00:27:48,974
Um, I don't want to keep you.

607
00:27:49,007 --> 00:27:51,310
I have come down
with this awful cold,

608
00:27:51,343 --> 00:27:53,411
and I cannot get rid
of this headache.

609
00:27:53,444 --> 00:27:54,946
Doesn't sound good.

610
00:27:54,979 --> 00:27:56,748
Well, that's what I get

611
00:27:56,782 --> 00:27:58,450
for going out without my hat.

612
00:27:58,482 --> 00:28:01,619
Um, would you possibly have
any Advil that I could borrow?

613
00:28:01,652 --> 00:28:03,788
I could go to the store,

614
00:28:03,822 --> 00:28:05,424
but, oh, I just feel so rotten.

615
00:28:05,457 --> 00:28:07,293
I think I actually do.

616
00:28:07,325 --> 00:28:09,694
Oh!

617
00:28:09,728 --> 00:28:12,664
You are a lifesaver,
thank you.

618
00:28:12,698 --> 00:28:14,400
You should come around
and chat sometime.

619
00:28:14,432 --> 00:28:15,901
Totally, totally.

620
00:28:15,933 --> 00:28:19,671
You know where I am.
Bye!

621
00:28:39,391 --> 00:28:40,625
Wow, yeah!

622
00:28:40,659 --> 00:28:41,860
Better?

623
00:28:41,892 --> 00:28:43,394
Yeah, that released things.

624
00:28:43,428 --> 00:28:45,497
Tensions, yeah.

625
00:28:45,529 --> 00:28:46,597
On your back.

626
00:28:46,631 --> 00:28:48,801
Yep.

627
00:28:51,536 --> 00:28:53,939
Your left leg's longer
than your right by quite a bit.

628
00:28:53,971 --> 00:28:57,942
Oh, cool.

629
00:28:57,976 --> 00:29:02,547
Can I get you to scoot
on your side for me, please?

630
00:29:02,581 --> 00:29:04,983
I was so happy I could get
an appointment in the evening.

631
00:29:05,016 --> 00:29:06,819
Do you work a lot of evenings?

632
00:29:06,852 --> 00:29:08,786
Most of my clients
have day jobs,

633
00:29:08,819 --> 00:29:10,488
so unfortunately, I have to put
in three nights a week.

634
00:29:10,521 --> 00:29:13,024
Mm, evenings are tough.

635
00:29:13,057 --> 00:29:15,827
You know, it's a big sacrifice
for your family, I bet.

636
00:29:15,861 --> 00:29:17,963
That's what you sign up for.

637
00:29:17,996 --> 00:29:20,699
Yeah, I know how it goes,
actually.

638
00:29:20,731 --> 00:29:23,368
I'm a caterer, so I work
all kinds of odd hours.

639
00:29:23,401 --> 00:29:24,402
Is that right?

640
00:29:24,436 --> 00:29:25,671
Yeah.

641
00:29:25,703 --> 00:29:27,572
Wow!

642
00:29:27,605 --> 00:29:29,708
We're both small business
owners, kind of cool.

643
00:29:29,740 --> 00:29:31,943
Just breathe normally.

644
00:29:31,977 --> 00:29:34,012
Did you get out of the city
for the summer?

645
00:29:34,045 --> 00:29:36,047
Family cottage or something?

646
00:29:36,081 --> 00:29:37,649
I'm not a cottage guy.

647
00:29:37,681 --> 00:29:39,684
Me neither.

648
00:29:39,718 --> 00:29:43,122
It's like you sit on a dock,
you drink, you get sunburned.

649
00:29:43,154 --> 00:29:44,822
You're not even allowed
to flush the toilets.

650
00:29:44,855 --> 00:29:46,691
Like, how fun is that?

651
00:29:46,725 --> 00:29:47,826
Oh, boy!

652
00:29:47,859 --> 00:29:49,061
How's that feel?

653
00:29:49,094 --> 00:29:50,796
Oh, you're good, yeah.

654
00:29:50,828 --> 00:29:54,700
My shoulders, they feel kind of
loose and jiggly.

655
00:29:54,732 --> 00:29:56,033
You should feel it
in your feet.

656
00:29:56,066 --> 00:29:58,436
I can't feel my feet.

657
00:29:58,469 --> 00:30:00,706
I'm kidding.

658
00:30:00,738 --> 00:30:03,709
My feet feel really flexible,
wow.

659
00:30:03,741 --> 00:30:06,944
Is that mug from your wife?

660
00:30:06,978 --> 00:30:08,747
My mother.

661
00:30:08,779 --> 00:30:12,017
Mm, mm.

662
00:30:12,049 --> 00:30:13,786
All right, then.

663
00:30:13,818 --> 00:30:15,453
I'd like to see you
next week.

664
00:30:15,487 --> 00:30:17,123
Me too, yeah.

665
00:30:19,623 --> 00:30:20,992
The doctor would like to see you

666
00:30:21,026 --> 00:30:23,728
for a series of 12 appointments.

667
00:30:23,761 --> 00:30:25,463
Single treatments are less
cost-effective

668
00:30:25,497 --> 00:30:26,598
than bundles of five.

669
00:30:26,631 --> 00:30:29,634
Yeah... okay.

670
00:30:29,668 --> 00:30:32,438
Listen, before we book
all of these,

671
00:30:32,470 --> 00:30:35,606
I just want to ask you
point-blank just because...

672
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,776
just because I will!

673
00:30:38,809 --> 00:30:42,580
Um, is the doctor single?

674
00:30:42,613 --> 00:30:46,852
No, he's married.

675
00:30:46,884 --> 00:30:47,920
To me.

676
00:30:47,952 --> 00:30:49,620
Hmm.

677
00:30:49,653 --> 00:30:52,723
We take debit or credit.

678
00:31:21,286 --> 00:31:23,522
Oh, for fuck's sake!

679
00:31:47,746 --> 00:31:49,815
That was really good food.

680
00:31:49,847 --> 00:31:51,148
Thanks, yeah.

681
00:31:51,181 --> 00:31:52,718
Remember Mom's turkey?

682
00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:54,652
She got every ounce of moisture
out of it.

683
00:31:54,686 --> 00:31:56,688
It was like turkey jerky.

684
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,190
Maybe she hated cooking

685
00:31:58,222 --> 00:32:00,224
'cause she was too busy working

686
00:32:00,257 --> 00:32:02,260
while Dad was running around
with your kindergarten teacher.

687
00:32:02,294 --> 00:32:04,595
Nah, she was a drunk.

688
00:32:04,629 --> 00:32:06,064
She was an alcoholic.

689
00:32:06,096 --> 00:32:07,900
It's a disease,
don't you know?

690
00:32:07,932 --> 00:32:09,535
Right, well,
you always defend her

691
00:32:09,567 --> 00:32:11,536
because you guys had
a good relationship.

692
00:32:11,569 --> 00:32:13,938
She never even touched me.

693
00:32:13,971 --> 00:32:16,775
Yeah, well, she wasn't really
a very touchy person.

694
00:32:16,807 --> 00:32:18,242
All I know is I'm glad
we're not having to celebrate

695
00:32:18,276 --> 00:32:21,013
fake Christmas with Dad anymore.

696
00:32:21,046 --> 00:32:23,180
Oh, my God,
I hated fake Christmas.

697
00:32:23,213 --> 00:32:25,683
But you know, I understand
why he did it.

698
00:32:25,717 --> 00:32:27,553
I do the same thing
with Adele.

699
00:32:27,585 --> 00:32:30,721
No, it was just so depressing

700
00:32:30,755 --> 00:32:32,891
pretending Christmas
was the week before

701
00:32:32,923 --> 00:32:35,192
so Dad could celebrate real
Christmas in the Caribbean.

702
00:32:35,226 --> 00:32:38,697
Yeah, maybe Dad would have felt
guilty if we left Mom alone.

703
00:32:38,729 --> 00:32:40,198
Yeah, he should feel guilty.

704
00:32:40,230 --> 00:32:42,200
I mean, Julia never wanted us
around.

705
00:32:42,232 --> 00:32:45,036
I still have a lot
of anger towards him

706
00:32:45,069 --> 00:32:47,071
for leaving us and
starting a new family.

707
00:32:47,104 --> 00:32:50,909
It's just like, I don't know,
it fucked me up.

708
00:32:50,941 --> 00:32:54,613
Yeah, you really got
to work on that.

709
00:33:03,087 --> 00:33:04,656
Oh!

710
00:33:16,634 --> 00:33:19,371
You shave everything
from the neck down.

711
00:33:19,403 --> 00:33:23,608
Wow, does that really cut down
on wind resistance that much?

712
00:33:23,642 --> 00:33:26,812
Well, I think most women
would find it peculiar

713
00:33:26,844 --> 00:33:29,113
to call you "Sir Gawain."

714
00:33:29,146 --> 00:33:33,985
I don't know, why am I single?
You tell me.

715
00:33:34,018 --> 00:33:36,020
You're right,
I'm not a fashion expert.

716
00:33:36,054 --> 00:33:39,224
Maybe ascots will make
a comeback. Who knows?

717
00:33:39,257 --> 00:33:42,693
But why would a bunch of Jews
want to run the Vatican?

718
00:33:42,727 --> 00:33:46,230
I'll be honest, I guess I never
really listen to Rush.

719
00:33:46,264 --> 00:33:48,767
Excuse me.

720
00:33:53,771 --> 00:33:55,272
I mean, I can't find someone

721
00:33:55,305 --> 00:33:57,241
to meet my high standards
or my low standards.

722
00:33:57,275 --> 00:33:59,076
It can't be that bad.

723
00:33:59,110 --> 00:34:02,247
It is. You haven't been
single for 20 years.

724
00:34:02,279 --> 00:34:04,682
Finding love isn't magic,
it's hard work.

725
00:34:04,716 --> 00:34:06,418
What if you do that hard work,

726
00:34:06,450 --> 00:34:08,386
and then, you still don't
find someone?

727
00:34:08,420 --> 00:34:10,788
Well,

728
00:34:10,821 --> 00:34:14,026
that's statistically unlikely.

729
00:34:14,058 --> 00:34:15,727
Okay, but that doesn't mean
it's not possible.

730
00:34:15,759 --> 00:34:17,094
You could be searching
your whole thirties,

731
00:34:17,127 --> 00:34:18,963
and still nothing.

732
00:34:18,997 --> 00:34:20,966
Yeah, it's possible.
Anything's possible.

733
00:34:20,998 --> 00:34:22,234
Being struck by lightning
is possible.

734
00:34:22,267 --> 00:34:24,736
Exactly, that's realistic.

735
00:34:24,768 --> 00:34:27,372
Is it guaranteed someone
will want to marry you?

736
00:34:27,404 --> 00:34:29,908
No, it's not guaranteed,
sweetheart,

737
00:34:29,940 --> 00:34:31,308
but it usually happens
for most people.

738
00:34:31,341 --> 00:34:33,678
What about for a serial killer?

739
00:34:33,712 --> 00:34:35,147
Yeah, lots of serial killers
are married.

740
00:34:35,180 --> 00:34:36,915
Oh.

741
00:34:36,948 --> 00:34:41,018
Hmm, that's cool for serial
killers, that's good.

742
00:34:41,051 --> 00:34:43,689
You haven't found the right one
till you found the right one.

743
00:34:43,721 --> 00:34:45,156
Are you done with this?

744
00:34:45,189 --> 00:34:47,858
Sure.

745
00:34:47,892 --> 00:34:49,326
Thanks, Mom.

746
00:34:52,797 --> 00:34:54,266
How's the wine?

747
00:34:54,299 --> 00:34:57,002
It's good, yum.
It's really good.

748
00:34:57,035 --> 00:34:58,770
Cool, cool.

749
00:34:58,803 --> 00:35:01,306
So, you're... 29?

750
00:35:05,143 --> 00:35:09,381
Yep, I'm a 29-year-old
Olympic long-jumper from Sweden.

751
00:35:09,413 --> 00:35:12,817
Olympic long-jumper?

752
00:35:12,850 --> 00:35:15,286
You speak Swedish, I guess?

753
00:35:15,319 --> 00:35:17,288
Yep.

754
00:35:17,321 --> 00:35:19,256
Look, you wrote an amazing
profile,

755
00:35:19,290 --> 00:35:22,160
and you're rocking the shit
out of the performance of it

756
00:35:22,192 --> 00:35:23,861
for me right now.

757
00:35:23,895 --> 00:35:25,430
Performance, yeah,
thank you.

758
00:35:25,462 --> 00:35:29,433
Uh, so, why?
You know, why the lie?

759
00:35:29,466 --> 00:35:31,135
It's an algorithm.

760
00:35:31,169 --> 00:35:32,804
Right, I just checked
a couple extra boxes,

761
00:35:32,837 --> 00:35:34,306
put a little of this,
little of that.

762
00:35:34,339 --> 00:35:36,875
I'm just trying to rope in
the numbers.

763
00:35:36,908 --> 00:35:39,277
That's where you thrive
is high numbers.

764
00:35:39,310 --> 00:35:41,179
But you know,

765
00:35:41,212 --> 00:35:44,149
say this hypothetically
was actually going well,

766
00:35:44,181 --> 00:35:46,484
eventually we'd have to tell
one another the truth, right?

767
00:35:46,518 --> 00:35:48,086
I mean, what then?

768
00:35:48,118 --> 00:35:50,421
By then, we'd already be
madly in love.

769
00:35:50,455 --> 00:35:52,290
No, listen,
it's not gonna go well.

770
00:35:52,323 --> 00:35:54,359
I know it's not.

771
00:35:54,392 --> 00:35:56,261
These things never go well,
that's just how it goes.

772
00:35:56,294 --> 00:35:57,929
So, why play the game?

773
00:35:57,962 --> 00:35:59,965
We're all playing the game,
right?

774
00:35:59,997 --> 00:36:02,500
Just, I don't know, I want to
have someone to kiss,

775
00:36:02,533 --> 00:36:05,002
maybe someone to hug, fuck,

776
00:36:05,035 --> 00:36:07,071
I don't know,
have breakfast with.

777
00:36:07,105 --> 00:36:10,175
If I die, they could throw
a little dirt on my grave.

778
00:36:10,207 --> 00:36:12,543
Wow, that got dark.

779
00:36:12,576 --> 00:36:14,312
Well, listen, I don't know,

780
00:36:14,344 --> 00:36:16,281
this is insane that we're here

781
00:36:16,314 --> 00:36:18,884
to have dinner on Valentine's
Day, first time, first date.

782
00:36:18,917 --> 00:36:20,852
We shouldn't have done this.

783
00:36:20,884 --> 00:36:23,988
How about I pay for the meal,
and you just take off?

784
00:36:24,022 --> 00:36:26,257
I'll keep the leftovers.

785
00:36:26,290 --> 00:36:28,893
No, no, no, don't, please.
Come on, stick around.

786
00:36:28,926 --> 00:36:30,495
- It's fine.
- Stick around, please.

787
00:36:30,527 --> 00:36:31,962
Please finish the drink,
something. Really?

788
00:36:31,995 --> 00:36:33,898
Please, just release me.

789
00:36:33,931 --> 00:36:36,067
What about if I call this guy?

790
00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:37,368
Hail Mary play.

791
00:36:37,402 --> 00:36:39,905
Oh, my God.

792
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,844
Gaby, will you accept this rose?

793
00:36:46,877 --> 00:36:50,214
It would be my great honour.

794
00:36:50,247 --> 00:36:52,550
Thank you!

795
00:36:57,020 --> 00:36:59,557
Whoo!

796
00:37:02,493 --> 00:37:04,563
I'm glad this happened.

797
00:37:04,596 --> 00:37:06,131
Me too.

798
00:37:09,533 --> 00:37:11,202
So, I guess Valentine's Day

799
00:37:11,236 --> 00:37:13,103
didn't turn out as badly
as we thought, huh?

800
00:37:18,375 --> 00:37:21,111
Oh.

801
00:37:21,145 --> 00:37:24,114
Oh, my God!

802
00:37:24,147 --> 00:37:25,916
It's 2 o'clock in the morning.

803
00:37:25,950 --> 00:37:28,386
Oh, we should sleep!

804
00:37:30,421 --> 00:37:33,591
I should really go?

805
00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:35,594
You can stay
if you want.

806
00:37:35,627 --> 00:37:37,863
Uh, I don't know about you,

807
00:37:37,895 --> 00:37:41,498
but I got to work
in the morning.

808
00:37:41,531 --> 00:37:43,468
I mean, I can set an alarm

809
00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,937
and drive you home
in the morning, if you want.

810
00:37:45,969 --> 00:37:48,939
Yeah, you think you're actually
going to be, um, sober by then?

811
00:37:50,975 --> 00:37:53,411
I'm, like, practically
sober right now.

812
00:37:53,444 --> 00:37:55,881
I should probably really
actually get to the gym,

813
00:37:55,913 --> 00:37:58,283
so, um, I'm going to take
a pass.

814
00:37:58,315 --> 00:38:00,151
Mm.

815
00:38:00,183 --> 00:38:03,187
Uh, good luck with this
whole dating thing.

816
00:38:03,221 --> 00:38:04,456
Yeah.

817
00:38:04,489 --> 00:38:05,657
It really can be a bitch.

818
00:38:05,689 --> 00:38:08,592
Yeah.

819
00:38:08,625 --> 00:38:11,363
So, um...

820
00:38:11,395 --> 00:38:14,899
Um...

821
00:38:14,933 --> 00:38:17,068
Take care.

822
00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:20,404
You too, man.

823
00:38:20,437 --> 00:38:24,008
Good luck
and, um, Godspeed.

824
00:39:24,134 --> 00:39:26,270
Oh, my goodness.

825
00:39:26,303 --> 00:39:29,707
Hi! Hi, puppy.

826
00:39:34,478 --> 00:39:36,247
Hey, pup.

827
00:39:36,279 --> 00:39:37,548
Hi.

828
00:39:39,082 --> 00:39:40,384
Whoa!

829
00:39:51,261 --> 00:39:53,230
Hi.

830
00:39:53,263 --> 00:39:55,632
Hey.

831
00:40:32,636 --> 00:40:35,339
Oh, my goodness! Who is this?

832
00:40:35,372 --> 00:40:37,775
This is my new used dog,
Trudy.

833
00:40:37,808 --> 00:40:41,078
Oh, Trudy!
She's beautiful.

834
00:40:41,111 --> 00:40:42,312
You two look great
together.

835
00:40:42,346 --> 00:40:43,748
Thank you.

836
00:40:43,781 --> 00:40:46,551
Listen, uh, I wanted
to invite you to a party

837
00:40:46,584 --> 00:40:49,154
that I'm having next week
with a few friends.

838
00:40:49,187 --> 00:40:50,255
Thursday night?

839
00:40:50,288 --> 00:40:51,623
Oh, rats.

840
00:40:51,656 --> 00:40:53,158
Thursdays I'm with my niece.

841
00:40:53,190 --> 00:40:54,225
Bring her along.

842
00:40:54,257 --> 00:40:56,761
Yeah, she's...

843
00:40:56,794 --> 00:40:58,228
she's kind of a planner,

844
00:40:58,261 --> 00:40:59,497
so I'll see what she has
organized.

845
00:40:59,529 --> 00:41:00,765
Okay, well, we all love
children,

846
00:41:00,797 --> 00:41:02,466
so I hope you two
can make it.

847
00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:03,802
Bye, Trudy! Bye!

848
00:41:03,835 --> 00:41:05,603
Thanks, take care.

849
00:41:31,629 --> 00:41:34,132
Trudy, you devil.

850
00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:39,537
Make yourself at home.

851
00:41:43,274 --> 00:41:46,511
I know, I'm getting a couch
delivered tomorrow.

852
00:41:46,544 --> 00:41:51,315
Ah, thought you'd gone
minimalist.

853
00:41:51,348 --> 00:41:53,817
That's a thing now.

854
00:41:53,850 --> 00:41:56,553
Oh, heh!

855
00:41:56,587 --> 00:41:58,489
She's a beauty.

856
00:41:58,522 --> 00:42:00,190
Isn't she?

857
00:42:00,223 --> 00:42:02,759
And she's also got
the sweetest disposition.

858
00:42:02,792 --> 00:42:04,761
Remember Whiskey?
He was a good dog.

859
00:42:04,794 --> 00:42:06,763
He was a leg humper.

860
00:42:06,797 --> 00:42:08,533
Do you not remember that time
with Grandpa?

861
00:42:08,565 --> 00:42:10,701
Oh, hard to forget.

862
00:42:10,734 --> 00:42:12,703
I tried!

863
00:42:20,578 --> 00:42:23,413
I-I came here...

864
00:42:23,446 --> 00:42:25,182
Oh, I don't want you
to take this the wrong way.

865
00:42:25,216 --> 00:42:27,252
What?

866
00:42:27,285 --> 00:42:31,221
I was thinking about you,

867
00:42:31,254 --> 00:42:32,856
and your brother and sister.

868
00:42:32,890 --> 00:42:34,392
And it occurred to me

869
00:42:34,424 --> 00:42:36,894
that since I paid for both
of their weddings,

870
00:42:36,928 --> 00:42:39,263
and I want to treat
all my kids equally,

871
00:42:39,297 --> 00:42:42,400
it's not fair to you

872
00:42:42,433 --> 00:42:46,638
if maybe you were to make
a decision in your life

873
00:42:46,671 --> 00:42:49,439
that maybe a wedding
wasn't in your future,

874
00:42:49,473 --> 00:42:51,776
for whatever reason

875
00:42:51,808 --> 00:42:53,477
Yeah, I'm really not
that interested

876
00:42:53,511 --> 00:42:55,313
in conventional bullshit.

877
00:42:58,381 --> 00:43:00,217
And I support you.

878
00:43:00,250 --> 00:43:01,819
Julia supports your decision,
too.

879
00:43:01,852 --> 00:43:03,388
Cool, yeah, cool.

880
00:43:03,421 --> 00:43:05,556
I don't really care
what Julia thinks.

881
00:43:05,589 --> 00:43:07,825
It's your life,
but I want to be fair

882
00:43:07,857 --> 00:43:10,694
and I want to give you the same
as I gave Artemesia and Alex.

883
00:43:10,727 --> 00:43:12,963
Okay, well, you gave her
Grandma's wedding ring,

884
00:43:12,997 --> 00:43:14,866
and I'm pretty sure
there's only one of those.

885
00:43:14,899 --> 00:43:16,534
She was the first granddaughter
to get married.

886
00:43:16,567 --> 00:43:18,436
It doesn't matter.

887
00:43:18,468 --> 00:43:20,671
You don't have to get married
to have a wedding ring.

888
00:43:20,705 --> 00:43:23,540
That's what was in the will.
I'm just following her wishes.

889
00:43:23,573 --> 00:43:25,276
I'm in a no-win situation.

890
00:43:25,308 --> 00:43:28,278
She doesn't even remember
Grandma, okay? I do!

891
00:43:28,312 --> 00:43:29,614
Grandma taught me how to bake.

892
00:43:29,647 --> 00:43:30,681
She didn't have a lot of
jewelry.

893
00:43:30,714 --> 00:43:33,218
I don't have anything
to give you.

894
00:43:33,250 --> 00:43:34,319
Well, I have a Bundt pan.

895
00:43:34,352 --> 00:43:36,386
Look, I...

896
00:43:36,419 --> 00:43:37,788
And a muffin pan.

897
00:43:37,821 --> 00:43:40,390
Actually, I have two
muffin pans.

898
00:43:40,424 --> 00:43:42,694
I came here,
as I was saying,

899
00:43:42,727 --> 00:43:44,629
to give you some money,

900
00:43:44,661 --> 00:43:46,698
so you could, I don't know,

901
00:43:46,730 --> 00:43:48,765
put a down-payment on a house
if you want,

902
00:43:48,799 --> 00:43:50,468
or put it away
for retirement.

903
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:52,769
Oh, wow.

904
00:43:52,803 --> 00:43:55,573
It's your decision.

905
00:43:55,605 --> 00:43:59,710
Well, I always wanted
to open a restaurant.

906
00:43:59,743 --> 00:44:00,978
Most restaurants don't last
more than a year.

907
00:44:01,011 --> 00:44:03,747
It's a risky enterprise.

908
00:44:03,781 --> 00:44:05,882
So are weddings.

909
00:44:05,915 --> 00:44:07,951
You're telling me!

910
00:44:07,984 --> 00:44:11,421
Think on it.
It's a lot of money.

911
00:44:11,455 --> 00:44:14,993
All right, well,
it's really nice of you.

912
00:44:15,026 --> 00:44:16,560
You didn't have to do that.

913
00:44:16,593 --> 00:44:18,429
I want to be fair.

914
00:44:20,064 --> 00:44:22,299
It's $25,000.

915
00:44:23,968 --> 00:44:27,038
Okay, her wedding was
no less than 40.

916
00:44:27,071 --> 00:44:29,306
I'm in the business, Dad.

917
00:44:30,741 --> 00:44:32,710
Yeah, yeah, you're right.

918
00:44:32,743 --> 00:44:34,445
But you know what she's like.

919
00:44:34,477 --> 00:44:36,613
She got a lot of deals
and discounts.

920
00:44:36,647 --> 00:44:38,783
Mm-hmm, like on catering.

921
00:44:41,919 --> 00:44:44,422
Like on catering.

922
00:45:05,375 --> 00:45:07,477
Can I teach her to play dead?

923
00:45:07,511 --> 00:45:10,547
Eh. She's a little old.
It might hurt her feelings.

924
00:45:10,580 --> 00:45:13,750
Okay, well then,
how 'bout Frisbee?

925
00:45:13,783 --> 00:45:16,520
Yeah, Frisbee, sure.
That's easy.

926
00:45:16,553 --> 00:45:18,388
I wish I could get a dog.

927
00:45:18,422 --> 00:45:20,525
You have a gecko.

928
00:45:20,558 --> 00:45:24,395
I left the window open and
the next morning, it was dead.

929
00:45:24,428 --> 00:45:25,730
Oh my God.

930
00:45:25,763 --> 00:45:26,998
Things are brutal
in your house.

931
00:45:27,031 --> 00:45:28,466
Yep.

932
00:45:28,498 --> 00:45:32,337
Hmm...

933
00:45:32,370 --> 00:45:33,638
Interesting.

934
00:45:33,671 --> 00:45:34,906
What?

935
00:45:34,939 --> 00:45:37,475
Very interesting.

936
00:45:37,507 --> 00:45:39,877
Well, I'm thinking
about opening up a restaurant,

937
00:45:39,910 --> 00:45:43,614
and this place
looks really good.

938
00:45:43,647 --> 00:45:47,618
You have to do it.
That'd be so fun.

939
00:45:47,651 --> 00:45:49,654
Well, I'm just
thinking about it.

940
00:45:49,687 --> 00:45:53,357
I still have the catering
company and... I don't know.

941
00:45:55,158 --> 00:45:58,863
Aren't you gonna add
the number to your contacts?

942
00:45:58,895 --> 00:46:00,031
All right.

943
00:46:05,803 --> 00:46:07,038
Got it.

944
00:46:07,071 --> 00:46:09,574
Got it.

945
00:46:12,676 --> 00:46:14,411
I don't think I've ever
been in this neighbourhood, ever.

946
00:46:14,444 --> 00:46:16,881
Yeah, I know. It's really nice.

947
00:46:18,915 --> 00:46:21,385
So, what do you think?

948
00:46:21,419 --> 00:46:23,054
Sick.

949
00:46:23,087 --> 00:46:24,655
Now that you've
finished your scarf,

950
00:46:24,687 --> 00:46:26,590
you've graduated
to a hat.

951
00:46:26,623 --> 00:46:29,993
You could choose
any colour that you like.

952
00:46:30,027 --> 00:46:31,062
What do you think?

953
00:46:32,997 --> 00:46:37,033
Uh, I think you're the one
who's gonna be knitting it

954
00:46:37,067 --> 00:46:38,803
and wearing it,

955
00:46:38,835 --> 00:46:41,538
so you should choose
a colour that you just love.

956
00:46:41,571 --> 00:46:43,774
You're the expert knitter here,

957
00:46:43,808 --> 00:46:47,911
so... you know what
I should get.

958
00:46:47,944 --> 00:46:50,847
Okay. All right.
Hmm... hmm.

959
00:46:50,881 --> 00:46:53,785
Here you go,
this is your colour.

960
00:46:54,819 --> 00:46:56,654
It's... perfect.

961
00:46:56,687 --> 00:46:58,422
Really? It's perfect?

962
00:46:58,455 --> 00:47:00,791
Are you feeling how itchy
that is for a hat?

963
00:47:00,825 --> 00:47:03,160
And you can not tell me
you like this colour

964
00:47:03,194 --> 00:47:05,962
more than all the
other colours.

965
00:47:05,995 --> 00:47:09,132
You don't really like it and you
should be able to tell me that.

966
00:47:09,165 --> 00:47:11,835
It's not a big deal. It's okay.

967
00:47:11,868 --> 00:47:16,606
I like it,
but now that you mention it,

968
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,176
I'm open to other choices.

969
00:47:18,209 --> 00:47:20,477
Okay. You should be.

970
00:47:20,511 --> 00:47:21,846
You shouldn't pick my
favourite colour, right?

971
00:47:21,879 --> 00:47:23,114
You should pick yours.

972
00:47:23,147 --> 00:47:24,782
You don't have
to make me happy,

973
00:47:24,814 --> 00:47:26,617
or your dad or mom,
for that matter.

974
00:47:29,053 --> 00:47:30,721
I know that.

975
00:47:30,754 --> 00:47:34,158
Yeah. So, don't choose
that ugly-ass wool, right?

976
00:47:34,190 --> 00:47:35,826
Choose one that you like.

977
00:47:35,859 --> 00:47:37,761
That was totally suckfish wool.

978
00:47:37,794 --> 00:47:40,497
It was.

979
00:47:40,531 --> 00:47:42,834
Hmm...

980
00:47:45,870 --> 00:47:47,872
This one.

981
00:47:47,904 --> 00:47:50,107
I don't really
like that one, though.

982
00:47:50,140 --> 00:47:51,776
- Okay.
- I'm kidding!

983
00:47:51,808 --> 00:47:53,076
That's great.

984
00:47:53,109 --> 00:47:55,546
- Okay.
- Yeah.

985
00:47:55,578 --> 00:47:57,981
Oh, my lawyer,
he got me Tuesday nights back,

986
00:47:58,015 --> 00:48:00,651
in exchange for the entire
Easter Weekend, but hey...

987
00:48:00,683 --> 00:48:01,752
So, when am I on?

988
00:48:01,785 --> 00:48:03,020
Oh, we're good.

989
00:48:03,053 --> 00:48:05,089
You don't have
to sub in anymore.

990
00:48:05,122 --> 00:48:06,690
Oh, but I'm teaching
Adele how to knit a hat.

991
00:48:06,723 --> 00:48:08,959
We already bought the wool.

992
00:48:08,993 --> 00:48:10,928
I don't know. Well,
you guys can still hang out, obviously.

993
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:12,263
I just don't need you
every single week.

994
00:48:12,296 --> 00:48:13,763
But I love it.

995
00:48:13,797 --> 00:48:14,999
I'm sure you do.

996
00:48:15,031 --> 00:48:16,734
Everyone loves hanging
out with Adele...

997
00:48:16,767 --> 00:48:18,002
that's why I'm
always in court.

998
00:48:18,035 --> 00:48:19,703
Well, she wanted to
play Frisbee with Trudy

999
00:48:19,736 --> 00:48:20,971
and we haven't done that yet.

1000
00:48:21,004 --> 00:48:22,205
Who's Trudy?

1001
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,175
Oh, right. I got a dog...

1002
00:48:24,207 --> 00:48:26,576
something you would know if you
gave a shit about my life,

1003
00:48:26,609 --> 00:48:28,111
which you clearly don't.

1004
00:48:28,145 --> 00:48:29,680
Something you might
want to think about here...

1005
00:48:29,712 --> 00:48:31,181
the whole world does
not revolve around you.

1006
00:48:31,214 --> 00:48:34,518
I know, I know. It's cause it's
busy revolving around you.

1007
00:48:34,551 --> 00:48:37,187
What about me?
I think it would be fair

1008
00:48:37,221 --> 00:48:41,225
if somebody asked me
what I want to do.

1009
00:48:41,257 --> 00:48:43,060
Well, of course, sweetie.
I'm only thinking about you.

1010
00:48:43,093 --> 00:48:46,797
I got us our movie nights back,
just like before.

1011
00:48:46,830 --> 00:48:48,900
Okay. But I also want
a time with Gaby.

1012
00:48:48,933 --> 00:48:51,536
Well, sweetie,
you've got school and tutoring

1013
00:48:51,569 --> 00:48:54,005
and whatever else
your mother's got you in,

1014
00:48:54,038 --> 00:48:55,907
and with the way
we've got to split time,

1015
00:48:55,939 --> 00:48:58,041
I'm sorry, it's
not that flexible, okay?

1016
00:48:58,075 --> 00:49:00,844
I don't have a lot of options
to work with on this.

1017
00:49:00,877 --> 00:49:02,879
Well, you and Mom are
going to have to make it work.

1018
00:49:02,913 --> 00:49:05,815
I never ask you for anything.

1019
00:49:05,848 --> 00:49:07,117
Well, I got you the gecko.

1020
00:49:07,151 --> 00:49:08,953
It died.

1021
00:49:08,986 --> 00:49:10,888
Oh, okay, okay.

1022
00:49:10,921 --> 00:49:12,589
I'll work
something out, okay?

1023
00:49:12,622 --> 00:49:14,724
I'll talk to Gaby
and we'll do something.

1024
00:49:14,757 --> 00:49:16,928
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm wide open.

1025
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,296
Okay. You got your bag?

1026
00:49:18,328 --> 00:49:19,763
- Let's go.
- Yeah.

1027
00:49:19,797 --> 00:49:21,533
I'll be in touch.

1028
00:50:05,975 --> 00:50:09,312
Oh, hey, Gaby.
Oh, I'm so glad you came.

1029
00:50:09,346 --> 00:50:10,881
Where's your niece?

1030
00:50:10,913 --> 00:50:13,718
Oh, um, my brother
took her home. Yeah.

1031
00:50:13,750 --> 00:50:15,986
Oh, that's too bad.
Well, I'm glad you're here.

1032
00:50:16,020 --> 00:50:18,022
Hey, everybody, this is Gaby,

1033
00:50:18,055 --> 00:50:21,826
and somebody get her
a goddamn drink.

1034
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,663
Yeah, I know,
I've got way too much crap,

1035
00:50:26,696 --> 00:50:29,866
but, ah, I love it all.

1036
00:50:29,899 --> 00:50:30,767
This is cool.

1037
00:50:30,801 --> 00:50:32,003
Oh, that has a curse on it.

1038
00:50:32,035 --> 00:50:33,703
Kidding.

1039
00:50:33,736 --> 00:50:36,139
Where did you get all
these different things?

1040
00:50:36,172 --> 00:50:39,109
Oh, you know,
I'm a field biologist,

1041
00:50:39,143 --> 00:50:40,878
so I'm always up to my neck

1042
00:50:40,910 --> 00:50:42,712
in some fucking
rainforest or another,

1043
00:50:42,745 --> 00:50:44,781
and I always mean
to deal with this,

1044
00:50:44,814 --> 00:50:46,950
but then I come home
and add more to it,

1045
00:50:46,984 --> 00:50:49,120
and I just can't seem
to get it organized.

1046
00:50:49,152 --> 00:50:52,422
This crew is a very
high maintenance bunch.

1047
00:50:52,455 --> 00:50:54,124
She means
her students.

1048
00:50:54,158 --> 00:50:55,826
Especially the PhDs.

1049
00:50:55,859 --> 00:50:57,361
You'd retire if you
didn't love us so much.

1050
00:50:57,393 --> 00:50:58,428
Maybe I will.

1051
00:50:58,462 --> 00:50:59,664
You always say that.

1052
00:51:01,397 --> 00:51:03,267
And you, the fish people...

1053
00:51:03,299 --> 00:51:05,002
Oh, please. If I have to
hear about the superiority

1054
00:51:05,035 --> 00:51:07,705
of bird eggs to
fish eggs one more time...

1055
00:51:07,738 --> 00:51:09,339
It is a false comparison.

1056
00:51:09,372 --> 00:51:10,774
Hatching ratios...

1057
00:51:10,808 --> 00:51:12,076
Girls, girls,
girls, girls, girls,

1058
00:51:12,109 --> 00:51:13,944
maybe not that fascinating

1059
00:51:13,977 --> 00:51:15,413
to our new and
very special guest.

1060
00:51:15,446 --> 00:51:17,882
No, no. Please, don't stop
on my account.

1061
00:51:17,915 --> 00:51:19,884
This is...
this is interesting.

1062
00:51:19,917 --> 00:51:23,254
I'm sure it is, yeah.

1063
00:51:23,286 --> 00:51:25,156
Continue!

1064
00:51:47,877 --> 00:51:49,080
Okay.

1065
00:51:49,113 --> 00:51:51,415
Hey, hey, hey,
give me that.

1066
00:51:51,448 --> 00:51:53,917
I'll take care of it.
You're my guest.

1067
00:51:53,951 --> 00:51:56,353
I'm a caterer;
we clear dishes constantly.

1068
00:51:56,386 --> 00:51:59,757
No.

1069
00:51:59,790 --> 00:52:01,025
Here.

1070
00:52:01,058 --> 00:52:03,794
Thanks.

1071
00:52:03,826 --> 00:52:05,995
Your students were telling
me some pretty crazy stories.

1072
00:52:06,029 --> 00:52:07,965
Oh, yeah.

1073
00:52:07,997 --> 00:52:09,399
Well, life in
a research station's

1074
00:52:09,433 --> 00:52:13,170
like being at a summer camp;
we have a lot of fun.

1075
00:52:13,203 --> 00:52:15,072
Can I ask a
kind of weird question

1076
00:52:15,105 --> 00:52:16,273
and you don't have to answer?

1077
00:52:16,306 --> 00:52:17,942
Yeah.

1078
00:52:17,975 --> 00:52:19,810
Did you ever want kids?

1079
00:52:19,843 --> 00:52:22,413
Do you mean do I regret
not having kids?

1080
00:52:22,446 --> 00:52:23,848
Sure.

1081
00:52:23,881 --> 00:52:25,149
How old are you?

1082
00:52:25,181 --> 00:52:26,850
39.

1083
00:52:26,884 --> 00:52:28,152
Ah, yes,
I remember my thirties...

1084
00:52:28,185 --> 00:52:30,221
a lot of my colleagues
leaving the field,

1085
00:52:30,254 --> 00:52:33,223
scrambling to find
somebody to have babies with.

1086
00:52:33,256 --> 00:52:35,125
It was hard to watch.

1087
00:52:35,158 --> 00:52:37,127
They were all feeling

1088
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,095
the pressure of
the biological clock.

1089
00:52:39,129 --> 00:52:41,998
But you didn't feel it?

1090
00:52:42,031 --> 00:52:43,433
You know, a big part of me
really wanted to have kids.

1091
00:52:43,466 --> 00:52:45,268
I love kids.

1092
00:52:45,301 --> 00:52:47,004
But I guess an even
bigger part of me

1093
00:52:47,036 --> 00:52:50,808
wanted something different,
wanted this.

1094
00:52:50,841 --> 00:52:53,844
And, you know, there comes a
time when you gotta say,

1095
00:52:53,877 --> 00:52:55,246
"Fuck it.

1096
00:52:55,279 --> 00:52:56,981
"I'm breaking the mould.

1097
00:52:57,013 --> 00:52:58,448
"I'm taking the road
less travelled.

1098
00:52:58,482 --> 00:53:00,151
"And everybody else,

1099
00:53:00,183 --> 00:53:01,951
"they should mind their
own goddamn business."

1100
00:53:01,984 --> 00:53:04,488
Yeah. My thing is I don't know
what road I want to travel.

1101
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:06,524
Find what works for you.

1102
00:53:06,556 --> 00:53:09,325
I mean, we women,
we don't all want the same thing

1103
00:53:09,359 --> 00:53:10,928
or need the same thing.

1104
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,129
It's just an insult
to say that we do.

1105
00:53:13,163 --> 00:53:16,467
There's nothing wrong
with you, Gaby.

1106
00:53:28,178 --> 00:53:33,017
I'm very proud of Alex.
I'm proud of all of my kids.

1107
00:53:33,049 --> 00:53:34,517
He's got a lot going for him,

1108
00:53:34,551 --> 00:53:36,420
but I've never thought
of him as... funny.

1109
00:53:36,453 --> 00:53:39,190
Even when he was a kid,
he was serious, intense.

1110
00:53:39,223 --> 00:53:41,392
I mean, he wasn't
funny in school.

1111
00:53:41,424 --> 00:53:45,395
I don't think I've
ever heard him tell a joke.

1112
00:53:45,428 --> 00:53:48,364
You were funny.

1113
00:53:48,397 --> 00:53:50,233
Well, I had to be;
I was weird looking.

1114
00:53:50,267 --> 00:53:53,571
You were a beautiful child.

1115
00:53:53,603 --> 00:53:56,841
Funny was just the
icing on the cake.

1116
00:53:56,873 --> 00:54:00,877
That's nice, you coming tonight
and supporting your brother.

1117
00:54:00,910 --> 00:54:04,013
Well, we really don't
have a relationship, but...

1118
00:54:04,047 --> 00:54:06,917
Oh, you have
a relationship, all right.

1119
00:54:06,950 --> 00:54:09,453
Not an easy one, hmm?

1120
00:54:09,486 --> 00:54:12,156
People are difficult.

1121
00:54:18,361 --> 00:54:20,064
That's the right amount.

1122
00:54:20,096 --> 00:54:21,865
You'll be able to start

1123
00:54:21,899 --> 00:54:23,334
the nicest little
restaurant in town.

1124
00:54:23,366 --> 00:54:25,935
Thank you.

1125
00:54:25,968 --> 00:54:28,471
I mean it... thank you.

1126
00:54:31,140 --> 00:54:33,243
Hey.

1127
00:54:33,277 --> 00:54:36,046
Yeah, all right.
Hello, everybody.

1128
00:54:36,078 --> 00:54:38,248
Nice to be here with you.

1129
00:54:38,281 --> 00:54:42,452
Ahh, a little bit about me...
my wife... oh, my wife...

1130
00:54:42,486 --> 00:54:46,957
after vowing the whole better or
worse, sickness or health thing,

1131
00:54:46,989 --> 00:54:49,058
when ahead and left me.

1132
00:54:49,091 --> 00:54:52,228
Yeah, and not even
for another guy.

1133
00:54:52,261 --> 00:54:55,399
Nope.
Not for another girl. No, no.

1134
00:54:55,431 --> 00:54:57,468
She left me for no one.

1135
00:54:57,500 --> 00:54:59,370
That's right, folks,

1136
00:54:59,402 --> 00:55:02,339
she would rather be with no one
than be with yours truly.

1137
00:55:02,372 --> 00:55:06,377
So, uh, yeah.

1138
00:55:06,410 --> 00:55:08,245
I got a lot of
friends telling me

1139
00:55:08,277 --> 00:55:09,647
that maybe I should
start doing therapy, right?

1140
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:12,482
Take more vitamins.

1141
00:55:12,515 --> 00:55:15,585
Do yoga.
That's a big one, huh? Yoga,

1142
00:55:15,618 --> 00:55:18,122
like that's gonna help.
But I do it.

1143
00:55:18,154 --> 00:55:19,957
You know, I do the downward dog,

1144
00:55:19,989 --> 00:55:22,158
I do the crane,
I do the whole thing.

1145
00:55:22,192 --> 00:55:25,062
But, jeez, I'm real bad at it,
folks, I'll tell ya. Just awful.

1146
00:55:25,094 --> 00:55:27,598
Just this lanky pile of goo

1147
00:55:27,631 --> 00:55:30,134
and, uh...

1148
00:55:30,167 --> 00:55:33,304
I, uh...

1149
00:55:33,337 --> 00:55:36,006
Sorry. I, uh...

1150
00:55:36,038 --> 00:55:37,607
I guess I just
fall apart sometimes,

1151
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:40,443
you know, and, uh...

1152
00:55:42,078 --> 00:55:43,546
I don't know about
dating these days, though.

1153
00:55:43,580 --> 00:55:45,683
I'll tell ya,
I am getting a lot older.

1154
00:55:45,716 --> 00:55:47,484
Things have changed.

1155
00:55:47,517 --> 00:55:49,319
Let's just say two
and a half decades ago,

1156
00:55:49,352 --> 00:55:52,021
when I was on the market,
hairy balls... no problem.

1157
00:55:52,055 --> 00:55:54,058
- Eww.
- But I'll tell ya, jeez,

1158
00:55:54,091 --> 00:55:56,093
these girls these days
that I'm dating,

1159
00:55:56,125 --> 00:55:59,395
they're like,
"Oh my God, you gotta shave."

1160
00:55:59,428 --> 00:56:03,466
Shave? You want me
to shave my balls?

1161
00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:06,070
Fuck that, folks.

1162
00:56:06,102 --> 00:56:08,438
I'm 45 years old.
I'll suck my own dick,

1163
00:56:08,471 --> 00:56:11,607
and I can... I do yoga.

1164
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:13,676
It's okay, you can clap.
Thank you. Thank you.

1165
00:56:13,710 --> 00:56:15,746
So, it's, uh...
a few other things.

1166
00:56:15,779 --> 00:56:17,748
I guess, the in-laws...

1167
00:56:17,781 --> 00:56:20,250
Jeez, I hope that
wasn't too awkward.

1168
00:56:20,283 --> 00:56:22,585
Awkward? What do you think?
I was sitting with Dad.

1169
00:56:22,618 --> 00:56:24,120
Oh my God. I know.

1170
00:56:24,154 --> 00:56:27,024
Did he laugh at,
like, any of the jokes?

1171
00:56:27,056 --> 00:56:29,259
I don't know.
I was trying not to look at him.

1172
00:56:29,292 --> 00:56:30,694
I was avoiding all
eye contact the whole time.

1173
00:56:30,727 --> 00:56:34,163
Yeah. Fair.
What'd you think?

1174
00:56:34,196 --> 00:56:35,665
Was I funny?

1175
00:56:35,698 --> 00:56:38,434
I mean, compared
to the other comedians,

1176
00:56:38,468 --> 00:56:40,337
yes, you were a genius.

1177
00:56:42,105 --> 00:56:46,543
Yeah?

1178
00:56:46,576 --> 00:56:48,178
What part you like best?

1179
00:56:48,210 --> 00:56:50,247
Um...

1180
00:56:50,279 --> 00:56:52,783
the camping stuff with
your in-laws, I guess.

1181
00:56:52,815 --> 00:56:54,283
Yeah?

1182
00:56:54,317 --> 00:56:55,753
Hey, I made a lot of
that up, you know,

1183
00:56:55,785 --> 00:56:58,121
just for, like,
comedic effect.

1184
00:56:58,154 --> 00:56:59,189
Mm-hmm. Well, it was funny.

1185
00:56:59,221 --> 00:57:01,225
Yeah.

1186
00:57:01,257 --> 00:57:04,395
Oh, maybe I'll call Dad,
see what he thought.

1187
00:57:04,428 --> 00:57:07,230
Okay, well, before you call Dad,
um, you know, just know,

1188
00:57:07,263 --> 00:57:08,798
no matter what he says, like,

1189
00:57:08,832 --> 00:57:11,468
took a lot of...
dare I say... balls

1190
00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:14,671
to get up there and do that,

1191
00:57:14,703 --> 00:57:16,205
and even if you never
do stand-up again...

1192
00:57:16,239 --> 00:57:18,809
which I suggest you don't...

1193
00:57:18,841 --> 00:57:21,077
...you should be
proud of yourself.

1194
00:57:21,111 --> 00:57:23,047
Well, thank you very much.
I appreciate that.

1195
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:24,415
But this is not going to be
the last time I do stand-up.

1196
00:57:24,448 --> 00:57:26,216
It should be.

1197
00:57:26,248 --> 00:57:28,285
If that's the last thing
I ever do, I'll kill myself.

1198
00:57:28,317 --> 00:57:29,620
That was rough.

1199
00:58:39,589 --> 00:58:42,692
Hang on.

1200
00:58:42,725 --> 00:58:45,561
Hey, Gaby. What's up?

1201
00:58:45,594 --> 00:58:48,364
Okay.

1202
00:58:48,397 --> 00:58:50,366
I just had to tell someone,

1203
00:58:50,399 --> 00:58:52,602
I just signed the lease
on my restaurant.

1204
00:58:52,636 --> 00:58:55,873
No way.

1205
00:58:55,906 --> 00:58:58,475
That's so exciting!

1206
00:58:58,507 --> 00:59:01,277
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm pretty happy.

1207
00:59:01,310 --> 00:59:02,812
That's amazing!

1208
00:59:02,846 --> 00:59:04,648
Thanks.

1209
00:59:04,681 --> 00:59:06,617
Wow. Congratulations!

1210
00:59:06,649 --> 00:59:08,651
Thanks.

1211
00:59:08,685 --> 00:59:10,320
Oh, do you want
to come in?

1212
00:59:10,352 --> 00:59:11,888
Oh, no. You're busy.

1213
00:59:11,922 --> 00:59:13,790
No, it's just a few
neighbourhood people

1214
00:59:13,823 --> 00:59:15,491
dropped by for some dinner.

1215
00:59:15,524 --> 00:59:17,360
Oh. God, it looks
more formal than that.

1216
00:59:17,393 --> 00:59:19,529
Um, no, I should go.

1217
00:59:19,562 --> 00:59:22,331
No, don't be silly. Listen,
Jeremy hates these things.

1218
00:59:22,364 --> 00:59:23,767
He always says there's
too much drama.

1219
00:59:23,799 --> 00:59:25,669
You could help me
keep it civil.

1220
00:59:25,701 --> 00:59:28,205
Cheers.

1221
00:59:28,238 --> 00:59:31,475
Gaby just signed the lease
on her new restaurant.

1222
00:59:31,507 --> 00:59:34,310
I just spontaneously popped by.

1223
00:59:34,343 --> 00:59:35,878
Congratulations.

1224
00:59:35,911 --> 00:59:37,513
There are so many good
restaurants in the city.

1225
00:59:37,547 --> 00:59:39,483
Yeah, I just bought
an Argentinean wood grill.

1226
00:59:39,515 --> 00:59:43,619
It's five feet long, so the
party's at our place next time.

1227
00:59:43,652 --> 00:59:44,921
I wish we could
cook like that.

1228
00:59:44,955 --> 00:59:46,623
We're in the Goldfish,

1229
00:59:46,656 --> 00:59:48,959
chicken nuggets phase
for a few more years.

1230
00:59:48,991 --> 00:59:50,227
You're a restauranteur...
you're gonna appreciate this.

1231
00:59:50,259 --> 00:59:51,495
Oh, yeah. Nice.

1232
00:59:51,527 --> 00:59:53,330
It's the bomb.

1233
00:59:53,363 --> 00:59:54,565
Before I went to med school,

1234
00:59:54,598 --> 00:59:56,700
I always dreamed
of opening a restaurant.

1235
00:59:56,732 --> 00:59:58,301
Oh, you don't want a restaurant.

1236
00:59:58,335 --> 01:00:00,237
That's typically high risk,

1237
01:00:00,270 --> 01:00:02,839
low reward.
You're never with your family.

1238
01:00:02,872 --> 01:00:05,375
I guess that's the advantage
of being single.

1239
01:00:05,408 --> 01:00:07,377
You're single?

1240
01:00:07,410 --> 01:00:09,712
That's ridiculous.

1241
01:00:09,745 --> 01:00:12,648
There must be someone in
my firm I can set you up with.

1242
01:00:12,681 --> 01:00:16,219
Oh, no, please.
I'm single by choice, so...

1243
01:00:16,252 --> 01:00:17,955
- Really?
- Yeah.

1244
01:00:17,988 --> 01:00:19,522
Nobody's single by choice.

1245
01:00:19,556 --> 01:00:20,991
Well, I am,

1246
01:00:21,024 --> 01:00:24,828
and that's actually a lot
of benefits to it.

1247
01:00:24,861 --> 01:00:26,863
Being single
was a lot of fun.

1248
01:00:26,895 --> 01:00:28,966
Yeah. You know,
I can leave my apartment,

1249
01:00:28,998 --> 01:00:31,500
and I come back,
and it's exactly how I left it.

1250
01:00:31,533 --> 01:00:34,805
I could fly off to Paris
at the drop of a hat. You know?

1251
01:00:34,837 --> 01:00:38,874
And get a dog,
which I did. She's awesome.

1252
01:00:38,908 --> 01:00:41,645
But what if you
met the perfect guy?

1253
01:00:41,678 --> 01:00:43,446
There is no perfect guy.

1254
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:46,450
So, you don't want kids?

1255
01:00:46,482 --> 01:00:49,352
Uh, you don't have to be in a
relationship to have kids now.

1256
01:00:49,386 --> 01:00:52,355
There's all kinds of ways
people do it. But no, I don't.

1257
01:00:52,388 --> 01:00:54,757
Yeah, I think it's very selfish.

1258
01:00:54,790 --> 01:00:57,026
Wouldn't you be more selfish

1259
01:00:57,060 --> 01:01:00,364
for wanting a little
replica of yourself?

1260
01:01:00,397 --> 01:01:02,266
Well, some of us have to be
the adults in the room,

1261
01:01:02,299 --> 01:01:04,034
some of us have to grow up.

1262
01:01:04,067 --> 01:01:06,436
I mean, who do you think's
gonna pay for your pension?

1263
01:01:06,468 --> 01:01:08,404
There's a rhetorical question.
It's my kids.

1264
01:01:08,437 --> 01:01:10,039
Well, we have four kids.

1265
01:01:10,073 --> 01:01:12,341
One of them can
pay for Gaby.

1266
01:01:12,375 --> 01:01:13,744
Well,
what happens when she turns 80?

1267
01:01:13,777 --> 01:01:14,911
Stop.

1268
01:01:14,944 --> 01:01:16,446
Who's gonna take care of her?

1269
01:01:16,478 --> 01:01:18,314
Your mother lives
in a nursing home.

1270
01:01:18,348 --> 01:01:20,017
Well, that's because
it works for her.

1271
01:01:20,049 --> 01:01:21,618
There's activities there.

1272
01:01:21,651 --> 01:01:23,419
She must be grateful.

1273
01:01:23,453 --> 01:01:25,489
I'm not really planning
my life for my eighties because,

1274
01:01:25,522 --> 01:01:29,393
you know, who knows if any of us
are even gonna make it that far.

1275
01:01:29,426 --> 01:01:31,328
80's the new 65.

1276
01:01:31,361 --> 01:01:34,598
We'll be half titanium and
still taking spin class.

1277
01:01:35,931 --> 01:01:38,368
Okay, let's move on.
Who wants dessert?

1278
01:01:38,401 --> 01:01:39,368
- Yes.
- Yes.

1279
01:01:39,402 --> 01:01:40,604
Let's move on. We should.

1280
01:01:40,636 --> 01:01:42,405
Listen, all I'm
saying is it's fun now,

1281
01:01:42,439 --> 01:01:43,573
but when you get older,
people aren't as receptive.

1282
01:01:43,605 --> 01:01:44,940
You're not gonna be as...

1283
01:01:44,973 --> 01:01:46,742
attractive as you are right now.

1284
01:01:46,776 --> 01:01:48,011
You can't handle
a threat to the patriarchy.

1285
01:01:48,044 --> 01:01:49,613
If this is the patriarchy...

1286
01:01:49,645 --> 01:01:50,946
If?

1287
01:01:50,980 --> 01:01:52,716
Yeah, if this is a patriarchy,

1288
01:01:52,748 --> 01:01:54,685
Amanda, it's working
out pretty well for you. Huh?

1289
01:01:54,718 --> 01:01:56,920
With your "photography."

1290
01:01:56,953 --> 01:01:58,088
Being a stay-at-home
mom is a choice.

1291
01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:00,056
Sorry,
are we talking about me now?

1292
01:02:00,089 --> 01:02:01,991
I am more than
a stay-at-home mom.

1293
01:02:02,024 --> 01:02:04,327
Yeah, she's an artist, Blair.

1294
01:02:04,361 --> 01:02:05,462
All I'm saying is
you're going to have regrets,

1295
01:02:05,495 --> 01:02:08,397
big regrets. Trust me.

1296
01:02:08,431 --> 01:02:10,534
Trust you?
Sorry, who the fuck are you?

1297
01:02:10,567 --> 01:02:14,004
Who the fuck are you?

1298
01:02:14,036 --> 01:02:15,605
Sorry I ruined your party.

1299
01:02:15,638 --> 01:02:17,741
He ruined it.

1300
01:02:17,774 --> 01:02:19,843
It was lively.

1301
01:02:19,875 --> 01:02:23,647
So, are you a
committed single now?

1302
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:25,415
No. I mean, it was bullshit.

1303
01:02:25,448 --> 01:02:27,484
I just said it 'cause why should
I have to defend my life

1304
01:02:27,517 --> 01:02:29,085
to a table of strangers?

1305
01:02:29,118 --> 01:02:31,421
I guess.

1306
01:02:31,453 --> 01:02:33,756
You were pretty badass,
going a women's studies on him.

1307
01:02:36,058 --> 01:02:38,761
Shit. People are dicks
to single women.

1308
01:02:38,794 --> 01:02:40,663
Well, I shouldn't have come.

1309
01:02:40,696 --> 01:02:42,665
Don't be silly.
It's my house.

1310
01:02:42,698 --> 01:02:44,467
Well, it was a couples party.

1311
01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:45,835
It was a drop-in.

1312
01:02:45,868 --> 01:02:49,138
Okay, but everyone
was very dressed up.

1313
01:02:49,172 --> 01:02:52,409
I didn't think
you'd want to come.

1314
01:02:52,442 --> 01:02:54,044
It's so boring.

1315
01:02:54,076 --> 01:02:56,513
I was at a dinner party
where we discussed

1316
01:02:56,546 --> 01:02:59,549
the toxicity of
fabric softener for 20 minutes.

1317
01:02:59,582 --> 01:03:03,053
I'm not even exaggerating.
20 minutes.

1318
01:03:03,085 --> 01:03:05,154
Well, it is shockingly toxic.

1319
01:03:05,187 --> 01:03:07,690
It's terrible.

1320
01:03:07,723 --> 01:03:11,060
Yeah, I don't know.
I just kind of thought...

1321
01:03:11,093 --> 01:03:13,429
maybe you didn't want
to be friends anymore.

1322
01:03:13,462 --> 01:03:14,698
Gaby...

1323
01:03:14,730 --> 01:03:16,732
Well, we only hang out

1324
01:03:16,765 --> 01:03:19,001
when you're driving your kids
somewhere or doing housework.

1325
01:03:19,035 --> 01:03:20,703
That's my job.

1326
01:03:20,736 --> 01:03:22,705
Yeah, well, I don't know,

1327
01:03:22,739 --> 01:03:26,176
I need some element of
friendship out of a friendship.

1328
01:03:26,209 --> 01:03:29,044
There were times when I was
stuck inside a house

1329
01:03:29,078 --> 01:03:31,782
with a kid, so bored, so lonely,

1330
01:03:31,814 --> 01:03:34,784
and were always off
with some guy, right?

1331
01:03:34,817 --> 01:03:37,687
Hmm. Um, well, I'm sorry.

1332
01:03:37,719 --> 01:03:39,723
I had no idea you felt that way.

1333
01:03:41,591 --> 01:03:46,029
I miss how it used to be.

1334
01:03:46,062 --> 01:03:48,098
I miss it, too.

1335
01:04:22,966 --> 01:04:25,935
What's
cookin', good lookin'?

1336
01:04:30,806 --> 01:04:32,241
Did she used to
say that to you?

1337
01:04:32,274 --> 01:04:35,778
Yeah, and then, make
me cinnamon toast.

1338
01:04:35,812 --> 01:04:39,181
Oh, her cinnamon toast,
so good.

1339
01:04:39,214 --> 01:04:41,151
She used to broil it twice,

1340
01:04:41,183 --> 01:04:43,986
but I could never
get it that good.

1341
01:04:44,020 --> 01:04:46,723
I miss it.

1342
01:04:46,756 --> 01:04:49,658
I loved playing
backgammon with her.

1343
01:04:49,692 --> 01:04:50,861
She cheated every
single time,

1344
01:04:50,893 --> 01:04:52,830
but I could never
catch her at it.

1345
01:04:55,765 --> 01:04:59,201
I like how she pulled her hair
up so high in the front.

1346
01:04:59,234 --> 01:05:02,205
Because she thought it
made her look taller.

1347
01:05:08,777 --> 01:05:12,147
You must really
miss grandma.

1348
01:05:12,181 --> 01:05:15,919
She was your mom.

1349
01:05:26,728 --> 01:05:29,565
When you die,

1350
01:05:29,598 --> 01:05:32,201
I'll keep
your grave clean.

1351
01:05:32,234 --> 01:05:34,738
I promise.

1352
01:05:34,770 --> 01:05:37,606
You're the best.

1353
01:05:48,283 --> 01:05:49,318
I want it to be quality,

1354
01:05:49,352 --> 01:05:51,620
but just not fussy,

1355
01:05:51,654 --> 01:05:53,989
not trying too hard, like a lot
of these restaurants we have.

1356
01:05:54,022 --> 01:05:56,058
Uh, like, if there's
a good sauce,

1357
01:05:56,091 --> 01:05:59,728
let's not do one dot of it
or a drizzle, you know?

1358
01:05:59,761 --> 01:06:01,263
Let's have a good amount.

1359
01:06:01,297 --> 01:06:02,799
Yeah. I work at one of those

1360
01:06:02,832 --> 01:06:04,067
dots and drizzle
places right now,

1361
01:06:04,100 --> 01:06:06,670
and I can tell you, they
throw out a lot of food.

1362
01:06:06,703 --> 01:06:08,838
Yeah, well, I worked
in catering for years.

1363
01:06:08,870 --> 01:06:10,606
We'd waste so much food.

1364
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:11,641
Do a lot of weddings?

1365
01:06:11,674 --> 01:06:13,276
Ugh, hundreds.

1366
01:06:13,308 --> 01:06:15,812
It's just salmon, chicken,
salmon, chicken. Ugh.

1367
01:06:15,844 --> 01:06:16,846
Your occasional
beef tenderloin.

1368
01:06:16,879 --> 01:06:18,114
Exactly.

1369
01:06:18,147 --> 01:06:19,849
Yeah. So, we're
not gonna do that.

1370
01:06:19,881 --> 01:06:21,684
No. Please, no.

1371
01:06:21,718 --> 01:06:23,687
What's the vibe here
gonna be like?

1372
01:06:23,719 --> 01:06:25,654
Oh, I want it to be
just welcoming.

1373
01:06:25,687 --> 01:06:27,723
You sit alone at the bar,
or you bring your family,

1374
01:06:27,756 --> 01:06:29,124
you're on a date, you know.

1375
01:06:29,158 --> 01:06:32,062
Just a fun,
happy home feeling.

1376
01:06:32,094 --> 01:06:33,228
I'd totally be
on board with that.

1377
01:06:33,261 --> 01:06:34,964
Yeah.

1378
01:06:34,997 --> 01:06:36,231
You know, I could put
together a solid crew.

1379
01:06:36,265 --> 01:06:38,368
All right.
You're all I've got.

1380
01:09:06,381 --> 01:09:08,817
Hey, is this the old...

1381
01:09:08,850 --> 01:09:10,252
All right.

1382
01:09:10,286 --> 01:09:11,788
...couch?

1383
01:09:11,821 --> 01:09:13,022
No, I got a new one.

1384
01:09:13,054 --> 01:09:14,323
Oh. It's nice.

1385
01:09:14,357 --> 01:09:15,859
The place looks great.

1386
01:09:15,892 --> 01:09:17,961
Well, thank you. Yeah.

1387
01:09:17,993 --> 01:09:20,897
Come on, girl.

1388
01:09:20,929 --> 01:09:22,464
So, what do you
want to do?

1389
01:09:22,497 --> 01:09:24,399
God, I don't know.
We have all night.

1390
01:09:24,433 --> 01:09:26,301
What did we used to do?

1391
01:09:26,335 --> 01:09:27,537
Take 'shrooms.

1392
01:09:27,569 --> 01:09:31,407
Mm. Should we?
I totally would.

1393
01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:34,042
I'd fuckin' love to.

1394
01:09:34,076 --> 01:09:37,814
Oh my God. I know a guy
who can get 'em, too.

1395
01:09:37,846 --> 01:09:39,782
Ahh. I can't.

1396
01:09:39,815 --> 01:09:42,050
No, it's crazy.
Why would I suggest that?

1397
01:09:42,084 --> 01:09:45,054
Yeah. I was going to make
us dark and stormys.

1398
01:09:45,086 --> 01:09:47,022
I'm actually working
on my ginger beer,

1399
01:09:47,055 --> 01:09:48,825
perfecting it
for the restaurant.

1400
01:09:48,858 --> 01:09:51,227
Uh, is this
going to be a thing,

1401
01:09:51,260 --> 01:09:52,929
you testing your
food out on me?

1402
01:09:52,961 --> 01:09:55,364
Because I am in.
I'll never decline.

1403
01:09:55,398 --> 01:09:57,233
Yeah. These are my
plantain chips

1404
01:09:57,265 --> 01:09:59,067
that I'm gonna serve.

1405
01:09:59,100 --> 01:10:02,037
Mmm.

1406
01:10:02,071 --> 01:10:05,875
You know what
I would love to do?

1407
01:10:05,907 --> 01:10:08,377
Besides, like,
eat everything that you make.

1408
01:10:08,411 --> 01:10:11,147
Um, as long as it doesn't
involve board games...

1409
01:10:11,179 --> 01:10:13,882
which are a trigger
for me now... I'm down.

1410
01:10:13,916 --> 01:10:17,854
Okay. Um, I would just
love to just have a long,

1411
01:10:17,886 --> 01:10:19,188
uninterrupted conversation.

1412
01:10:19,221 --> 01:10:21,558
Mmm. Heaven. Yes.

1413
01:10:21,590 --> 01:10:23,158
And not talk about my kids.

1414
01:10:23,192 --> 01:10:26,162
Okay, but also, I don't
want to talk about men.

1415
01:10:26,194 --> 01:10:28,331
Okay.

1416
01:10:28,363 --> 01:10:30,532
And not talk about,
like, getting older.

1417
01:10:30,565 --> 01:10:33,236
Yeah, which is... honestly,
it's just living longer.

1418
01:10:33,269 --> 01:10:35,071
Why is that something
to complain about?

1419
01:10:35,104 --> 01:10:36,906
I know. It's basically
just not dying.

1420
01:10:36,938 --> 01:10:38,907
It's a triumph.

1421
01:10:38,940 --> 01:10:40,242
It totally is.

1422
01:10:40,276 --> 01:10:43,011
It's so silly.
Cheers, girl.

1423
01:10:43,045 --> 01:10:44,346
Yeah.

1424
01:10:44,380 --> 01:10:47,617
To being elderly.

1425
01:11:14,210 --> 01:11:15,511
Wow. Look at this.

1426
01:11:28,123 --> 01:11:30,426
Hey!

1427
01:11:34,930 --> 01:11:36,131
Hey!

1428
01:11:36,165 --> 01:11:38,268
Did you hear that?
Am I crazy?

1429
01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:42,471
Hey!

1430
01:11:42,505 --> 01:11:44,007
Hello?

1431
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:45,475
Hey.

1432
01:11:45,507 --> 01:11:47,410
Oh my God.
Are you okay?

1433
01:11:49,144 --> 01:11:50,479
Thank God you're here.

1434
01:11:50,513 --> 01:11:52,982
Here.

1435
01:11:53,014 --> 01:11:55,517
Thank you.

1436
01:12:04,559 --> 01:12:09,097
The Swiss really know
their chocolate. It's good.

1437
01:12:09,130 --> 01:12:11,566
Mm-hmm.

1438
01:12:11,599 --> 01:12:15,103
I hope I didn't
ruin your plans.

1439
01:12:15,136 --> 01:12:16,605
Oh, God, we were just
wandering around,

1440
01:12:16,639 --> 01:12:18,408
chasing chipmunks.

1441
01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:20,410
I mean, it wasn't
really a plan.

1442
01:12:20,443 --> 01:12:22,712
I-I don't know what happened.

1443
01:12:22,745 --> 01:12:26,181
I'm usually, you know,
pretty competent.

1444
01:12:26,215 --> 01:12:27,517
Well, there's a reason
there's an expression

1445
01:12:27,550 --> 01:12:29,218
"lost in the woods"...

1446
01:12:29,251 --> 01:12:30,687
it all just starts to look
the same after awhile.

1447
01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:32,088
Oh, God,
especially at night.

1448
01:12:32,121 --> 01:12:33,957
It was just trees,
trees and trees.

1449
01:12:33,989 --> 01:12:36,024
I couldn't even see the
stars because of the trees.

1450
01:12:36,058 --> 01:12:37,694
Then again, I don't know the
first thing about stars,

1451
01:12:37,727 --> 01:12:39,629
so I don't think it
would have helped.

1452
01:12:39,662 --> 01:12:43,632
Hmm. Your teeth stopped
chattering, that's good.

1453
01:12:43,666 --> 01:12:48,604
Yeah.

1454
01:12:48,636 --> 01:12:50,974
Thank you for the food,

1455
01:12:51,006 --> 01:12:53,710
the clothes, the coffee.

1456
01:12:53,742 --> 01:12:56,245
You are so prepared.

1457
01:12:56,278 --> 01:13:00,116
Yeah. Yeah, I'm always worried
about the worst case scenario,

1458
01:13:00,148 --> 01:13:03,385
so I pack for ten weeks
to do, like, an hour hike.

1459
01:13:05,086 --> 01:13:08,724
Well, I mean, I was only
going out for two hours,

1460
01:13:08,757 --> 01:13:11,594
and I was sure I was
on the path to the coast.

1461
01:13:11,626 --> 01:13:13,763
It was a beautiful day, so I
didn't take any warm clothes,

1462
01:13:13,795 --> 01:13:18,133
but last night
was so freezing.

1463
01:13:18,166 --> 01:13:22,071
I-I-I actually, you know,
buried myself in leaves,

1464
01:13:22,104 --> 01:13:23,606
just to try to stay warm.

1465
01:13:23,639 --> 01:13:26,609
Yeah. God,
that sounds terrible.

1466
01:13:26,642 --> 01:13:29,077
Yeah. I took my phone,
I was going to use my GPS,

1467
01:13:29,111 --> 01:13:30,380
but my phone died.

1468
01:13:30,412 --> 01:13:31,714
God, I have a phone.

1469
01:13:31,746 --> 01:13:33,248
You must have
someone you want to call

1470
01:13:33,282 --> 01:13:34,384
or people that are
worried about you.

1471
01:13:34,416 --> 01:13:37,620
No, actually. No.

1472
01:13:37,653 --> 01:13:40,390
I didn't... I didn't
tell anyone I was leaving,

1473
01:13:40,422 --> 01:13:45,361
so if I hadn't seen you, this
might have ended up a lot worse.

1474
01:13:45,394 --> 01:13:49,565
You would have died,
so I guess I saved your life.

1475
01:13:49,598 --> 01:13:50,800
Maybe.

1476
01:13:50,832 --> 01:13:52,634
- Yeah.
- Maybe, yes.

1477
01:13:52,667 --> 01:13:53,635
Thank God for you.

1478
01:13:53,669 --> 01:13:55,604
Thank God.

1479
01:13:55,638 --> 01:13:57,305
Well, you know,
me and Trudy were actually

1480
01:13:57,339 --> 01:13:59,175
going to do that coastal hike,
if you want to go.

1481
01:13:59,207 --> 01:14:00,710
It's beautiful.

1482
01:14:00,742 --> 01:14:02,310
Gosh, um...

1483
01:14:04,380 --> 01:14:07,650
Well, I... I think I should,
you know, get back to my car.

1484
01:14:07,683 --> 01:14:10,252
Mm. Yeah.

1485
01:14:10,286 --> 01:14:11,587
I mean, you can just point
me in the right direction.

1486
01:14:11,620 --> 01:14:12,822
No, I'll take you down.

1487
01:14:12,854 --> 01:14:14,689
Please, I saved your life,

1488
01:14:14,723 --> 01:14:16,526
I can't, like, lose you on the
way to the parking lot.

1489
01:14:16,559 --> 01:14:18,528
I'll show you where it is.

1490
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:21,197
What do you do

1491
01:14:21,229 --> 01:14:23,198
when you're not rescuing
people with your dog...?

1492
01:14:23,232 --> 01:14:24,500
Trudy.

1493
01:14:24,532 --> 01:14:25,535
Yeah, with Trudy.

1494
01:14:25,568 --> 01:14:27,270
Um, I have a restaurant.

1495
01:14:27,303 --> 01:14:28,504
Really?

1496
01:14:28,537 --> 01:14:29,839
Well, not yet.

1497
01:14:29,871 --> 01:14:31,606
It's opening this summer,
so, soon.

1498
01:14:31,639 --> 01:14:32,841
Oh, congratulations.

1499
01:14:32,875 --> 01:14:33,843
Thank you.

1500
01:14:33,876 --> 01:14:35,311
Yeah, that's amazing.

1501
01:14:35,344 --> 01:14:36,511
I'm a bit of a foodie, myself.

1502
01:14:36,545 --> 01:14:37,779
Yeah?

1503
01:14:37,813 --> 01:14:40,248
I guess.
Well, I like food.

1504
01:14:40,282 --> 01:14:43,419
What's your ideal restaurant?

1505
01:14:43,452 --> 01:14:46,189
Actually, you know,
my favourite place is totally...

1506
01:14:46,221 --> 01:14:47,657
well, I don't know.

1507
01:14:47,689 --> 01:14:49,291
I don't think you'd
find it very impressive.

1508
01:14:49,325 --> 01:14:50,760
It's not... you know, it's not
innovative or anything.

1509
01:14:50,792 --> 01:14:52,562
Like, quite the opposite.

1510
01:14:52,595 --> 01:14:54,330
But you know what?
Maybe I'm not a foodie.

1511
01:14:54,362 --> 01:14:55,797
I don't know.

1512
01:14:55,831 --> 01:14:57,166
But, you know,
I don't cook very well,

1513
01:14:57,198 --> 01:14:59,469
so I like food that
feels homemade.

1514
01:14:59,501 --> 01:15:01,336
You know, nothing fancy.

1515
01:15:01,370 --> 01:15:04,107
I don't need all that
saucings, and dustings and...

1516
01:15:04,139 --> 01:15:05,841
Yeah. Well, that's
kind of what I want to do.

1517
01:15:05,875 --> 01:15:08,544
I don't want, like,
photogenic food.

1518
01:15:08,577 --> 01:15:12,281
I want, like, basic,
honest food that tastes good,

1519
01:15:12,313 --> 01:15:14,616
on a plate, that's it.

1520
01:15:14,649 --> 01:15:16,451
Well, yeah, sounds great.

1521
01:15:16,484 --> 01:15:18,653
So, this is the fastest
way back to the parking lot.

1522
01:15:18,687 --> 01:15:22,257
Huh. And, uh,
what's that way?

1523
01:15:22,291 --> 01:15:24,160
No, that's the coastal trail.

1524
01:15:24,193 --> 01:15:26,395
Oh.

1525
01:15:26,428 --> 01:15:28,331
Well, I-I actually feel, uh...
I actually feel a lot better.

1526
01:15:28,363 --> 01:15:29,732
Really?

1527
01:15:29,764 --> 01:15:31,566
Yeah. Energized.

1528
01:15:31,599 --> 01:15:33,368
Yeah, I'll... I don't know.
I'll do the coast.

1529
01:15:33,402 --> 01:15:34,604
Are you sure?

1530
01:15:34,636 --> 01:15:36,671
Yeah, absolutely.

1531
01:15:36,705 --> 01:15:38,440
Yeah. Lead on.

1532
01:15:38,474 --> 01:15:40,243
All right. Let's go.

1533
01:15:40,276 --> 01:15:41,911
Come on, girl. Come.

1534
01:15:43,778 --> 01:15:46,214
You see any
bears last night?

1535
01:15:46,247 --> 01:15:48,451
No.

1536
01:15:48,483 --> 01:15:51,620
That's a real issue
in this area, actually.

1537
01:15:51,653 --> 01:15:54,857
Really?

1538
01:15:54,889 --> 01:15:56,558
Oh, yeah.

1539
01:15:56,591 --> 01:15:59,661
I didn't know. I mean,
glad I didn't know last night.

1540
01:15:59,694 --> 01:16:02,665
Yep. There's a mama bear
and her cubs

1541
01:16:02,697 --> 01:16:05,867
and she's just real aggressive.

1542
01:16:05,901 --> 01:16:08,403
What was it? About two, three
weeks ago, she got a hiker.

1543
01:16:08,437 --> 01:16:09,404
Really?

1544
01:16:09,438 --> 01:16:10,840
Yeah, she did.

1545
01:16:10,872 --> 01:16:12,507
She ate his arm
from the elbow down,

1546
01:16:12,541 --> 01:16:14,277
like a chicken wing.

1547
01:16:14,309 --> 01:16:15,944
And they found him in the
morning, he bled out,

1548
01:16:15,978 --> 01:16:18,181
she left him for dead,
he sitting there,

1549
01:16:18,214 --> 01:16:22,385
his eyes are open,
just staring at his elbow.

1550
01:16:22,417 --> 01:16:24,653
Oh my God. That's... I didn't
know bears did that.

1551
01:16:24,687 --> 01:16:27,523
I thought they usually,
you know, went for the throat.

1552
01:16:27,555 --> 01:16:30,393
Yeah, I guess every
bear's different, you know?

1553
01:16:30,425 --> 01:16:31,960
Every bear's
probably different.

1554
01:16:31,993 --> 01:16:34,630
Oh, that is... I mean,
that's terrifying.

1555
01:16:34,662 --> 01:16:35,864
Yeah.

1556
01:16:37,899 --> 01:16:40,736
And I also forgot
my bear spray.

1557
01:16:40,769 --> 01:16:43,206
Oh, you... I mean, you know,
I don't have bear spray.

1558
01:16:43,238 --> 01:16:44,473
Of course you don't.

1559
01:16:44,505 --> 01:16:46,209
Well... well, look,

1560
01:16:46,242 --> 01:16:47,643
maybe I should... I should
walk in front, you know?

1561
01:16:47,675 --> 01:16:49,377
- Just to... just to be safe.
- Thank you. Thank you.

1562
01:16:49,411 --> 01:16:51,214
Because they usually...
I mean, they usually attack...

1563
01:16:51,246 --> 01:16:52,647
from the back!

1564
01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:55,317
Come on. What are you doing
messing with me?

1565
01:16:55,350 --> 01:16:57,319
What? You think
I don't know bears?

1566
01:16:57,353 --> 01:16:59,689
Well, you brought nothing into
the wilderness to survive,

1567
01:16:59,721 --> 01:17:02,224
so I gave it a gamble.

1568
01:17:02,257 --> 01:17:05,394
Also, I did save your life,
thus saving your life.

1569
01:17:05,426 --> 01:17:08,397
Yeah, true.
Whoa! A porcupine!

1570
01:17:08,429 --> 01:17:10,298
Do not! Oh...

1571
01:17:10,331 --> 01:17:12,267
That is my biggest fear!

1572
01:17:12,300 --> 01:17:15,537
I'm so scared one is gonna
quill Trudy all over her face,

1573
01:17:15,571 --> 01:17:16,872
I'm gonna have
to pull it out. Come on.

1574
01:17:16,904 --> 01:17:18,308
Come on, Trudy.

1575
01:17:51,739 --> 01:17:54,577
Maybe I should get a dog.

1576
01:17:54,609 --> 01:17:57,279
Definitely.
They're awesome.

1577
01:17:57,313 --> 01:17:59,649
They're so glad
when you come home

1578
01:17:59,681 --> 01:18:02,785
and they get you outside
of the house more. I love it.

1579
01:18:02,818 --> 01:18:04,520
Yeah, and it's good company.

1580
01:18:04,553 --> 01:18:07,323
Yeah, that too.

1581
01:18:07,355 --> 01:18:08,991
God, I hate Sunday nights...

1582
01:18:09,023 --> 01:18:12,961
my kids leave and it's
just me and the Netflix.

1583
01:18:12,995 --> 01:18:14,697
Isn't that weird?
'Cause that's something

1584
01:18:14,729 --> 01:18:15,997
you probably would
have enjoyed before,

1585
01:18:16,031 --> 01:18:20,803
but now it's about
the absence of someone.

1586
01:18:20,836 --> 01:18:22,505
That's what
I hate about break-ups,

1587
01:18:22,537 --> 01:18:24,506
it's like they
ruin your solitude.

1588
01:18:24,540 --> 01:18:26,341
Yeah.

1589
01:18:26,375 --> 01:18:28,377
Yeah, that's what happened
when my wife and I split up.

1590
01:18:28,410 --> 01:18:31,447
I mean, I don't know,
everything just got quiet.

1591
01:18:31,479 --> 01:18:33,348
I get that, yeah.

1592
01:18:37,653 --> 01:18:40,489
Beautiful here.

1593
01:18:40,522 --> 01:18:42,825
It really is.

1594
01:18:42,858 --> 01:18:44,660
Thanks for bringing me.

1595
01:18:44,693 --> 01:18:47,530
It was my pleasure.

1596
01:18:49,864 --> 01:18:52,033
Kind of glad my phone died.

1597
01:18:52,067 --> 01:18:55,738
I feel like we should
just kiss a little bit.

1598
01:18:55,770 --> 01:18:57,907
Okay.

1599
01:18:57,939 --> 01:19:00,442
I'd like to do that.

1600
01:19:19,694 --> 01:19:21,397
Oh, look at that!

1601
01:19:21,429 --> 01:19:22,997
Oh, man, I could never
live away from the ocean...

1602
01:19:23,031 --> 01:19:24,934
that sound, that smell.

1603
01:19:24,966 --> 01:19:27,603
Oh, me neither.
It just wouldn't feel right.

1604
01:19:27,635 --> 01:19:29,371
Do you sail?

1605
01:19:29,404 --> 01:19:31,439
Uh, kite surfer.
Well, aspiring kite surfer.

1606
01:19:31,473 --> 01:19:33,709
Really? I've never attempted it,

1607
01:19:33,742 --> 01:19:36,846
but I'm pretty sure if I did,
it would end in disaster.

1608
01:19:36,879 --> 01:19:38,613
Well, you should
check it out sometime.

1609
01:19:38,647 --> 01:19:41,050
Not that I'm going to do that,
but where do you go?

1610
01:19:41,082 --> 01:19:42,117
Squamish.

1611
01:19:42,151 --> 01:19:43,752
Squamish?

1612
01:19:43,786 --> 01:19:45,621
I've lived here my whole life,

1613
01:19:45,653 --> 01:19:48,523
only Squamish I know is
thousands of miles away in BC.

1614
01:19:48,556 --> 01:19:51,727
Well, I... you know,
I live in Vancouver.

1615
01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:54,497
Oh...

1616
01:19:54,529 --> 01:19:57,767
Okay, the other ocean.

1617
01:19:57,800 --> 01:19:59,869
Yeah.
I'm just here for work.

1618
01:19:59,902 --> 01:20:02,404
I fly out tomorrow
and I'm, you know,

1619
01:20:02,438 --> 01:20:03,806
not sure when
I'm gonna be back.

1620
01:20:03,839 --> 01:20:07,910
Well, you'll be happy
to see your kids.

1621
01:20:07,943 --> 01:20:10,579
Yeah. It's hard being
away from them.

1622
01:20:10,612 --> 01:20:11,913
How old are they?

1623
01:20:11,947 --> 01:20:14,884
Uh, Matty is eight
and Stella's four.

1624
01:20:14,916 --> 01:20:17,185
That kind of makes
it hard to get out.

1625
01:20:17,219 --> 01:20:19,688
Oh, yeah. So, you're,
like, on the market, but...

1626
01:20:19,720 --> 01:20:21,991
Well, before an hour ago,

1627
01:20:22,023 --> 01:20:23,591
I didn't really consider
myself on the market.

1628
01:20:23,625 --> 01:20:25,728
Hmm. You're market fresh.

1629
01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:28,063
In restaurant terms, yes.

1630
01:20:42,577 --> 01:20:43,946
This is me.

1631
01:20:43,979 --> 01:20:45,781
Really?

1632
01:20:45,813 --> 01:20:48,017
It's...
it's the only thing they had.

1633
01:20:48,050 --> 01:20:51,220
Wow. Well,
that's me over there.

1634
01:20:51,252 --> 01:20:54,956
Um, I was going to
ask you for your number,

1635
01:20:54,989 --> 01:20:58,193
so I could put it in my phone,
but my phone is dead.

1636
01:20:58,227 --> 01:21:03,064
So, I thought
I could give you mine.

1637
01:21:07,603 --> 01:21:10,139
Have I misread something?

1638
01:21:10,171 --> 01:21:13,942
Oh, no. Uh-uh, no.
You haven't misread things.

1639
01:21:13,975 --> 01:21:18,179
Um, you just live so far.

1640
01:21:18,212 --> 01:21:19,247
There are planes.

1641
01:21:19,281 --> 01:21:20,983
There are.

1642
01:21:21,015 --> 01:21:22,884
You can drive.

1643
01:21:22,917 --> 01:21:24,652
Yeah, I could drive
across a continent.

1644
01:21:24,685 --> 01:21:26,087
It's a full continent.

1645
01:21:26,121 --> 01:21:28,690
Podcasts.

1646
01:21:28,724 --> 01:21:30,125
It's not even that.
It's just that...

1647
01:21:30,157 --> 01:21:33,528
I finally kind of
got my shit together.

1648
01:21:33,562 --> 01:21:34,662
You seem very together.

1649
01:21:34,696 --> 01:21:36,532
Thank you.

1650
01:21:36,564 --> 01:21:39,167
And I just don't want to
mess it up right now.

1651
01:21:39,201 --> 01:21:41,537
Like, my life's kind of perfect.
Not that you were asking.

1652
01:21:41,569 --> 01:21:43,805
And I wouldn't ask you to.

1653
01:21:43,839 --> 01:21:45,975
And plus, you deserve

1654
01:21:46,007 --> 01:21:49,010
more than just like
a long distance booty call.

1655
01:21:50,278 --> 01:21:53,047
This is so tragic.

1656
01:21:53,081 --> 01:21:54,683
Yeah.

1657
01:21:54,715 --> 01:21:56,017
But it's kind of cool.

1658
01:21:56,050 --> 01:21:58,254
It's like we had an awesome day,

1659
01:21:58,287 --> 01:22:02,057
the perfect relationship...
like, we didn't fight,

1660
01:22:02,090 --> 01:22:05,594
no one was nagging anyone,
we didn't get bored.

1661
01:22:05,626 --> 01:22:07,763
No trying to convince you
to learn how to ski.

1662
01:22:07,795 --> 01:22:08,897
I actually don't mind skiing.

1663
01:22:08,930 --> 01:22:10,565
- Oh, you don't.
- Uh-uh.

1664
01:22:10,599 --> 01:22:13,168
I hate golf.
Do you golf?

1665
01:22:13,201 --> 01:22:14,904
No. I think it's stupid.

1666
01:22:14,937 --> 01:22:17,739
It is. I don't really
like peanut butter.

1667
01:22:17,773 --> 01:22:20,109
I love it, but Matty's allergic,
so it's never in the house.

1668
01:22:20,142 --> 01:22:22,243
Okay, okay.

1669
01:22:22,277 --> 01:22:26,849
Uh, when I like a song, I do
play it on repeat all day long.

1670
01:22:26,881 --> 01:22:28,817
That would drive me crazy.

1671
01:22:28,849 --> 01:22:30,218
Yeah, you couldn't
live with that.

1672
01:22:30,251 --> 01:22:32,220
No, I couldn't live
with that.

1673
01:22:32,254 --> 01:22:33,855
That would be the end of us.

1674
01:22:33,889 --> 01:22:37,993
Yeah, so,
guess it all worked out.

1675
01:22:38,026 --> 01:22:40,763
Yeah.

1676
01:22:40,795 --> 01:22:43,098
All right.

1677
01:23:36,050 --> 01:23:39,821
There's a lot of people
out there already.

1678
01:23:39,854 --> 01:23:40,855
Oh, shit.

1679
01:23:40,889 --> 01:23:42,157
Isn't that a good thing?

1680
01:23:42,189 --> 01:23:43,992
Yeah, it is.

1681
01:23:44,026 --> 01:23:46,996
That's a beautiful cake.

1682
01:23:47,028 --> 01:23:48,730
Did you make it?

1683
01:23:48,764 --> 01:23:50,699
I did, yeah.

1684
01:23:50,732 --> 01:23:52,167
Are the flowers real?

1685
01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:53,935
Here.

1686
01:23:53,969 --> 01:23:55,837
Mmm. Yum.

1687
01:23:55,871 --> 01:23:58,841
That's sugar...
your favourite.

1688
01:24:49,123 --> 01:24:53,228
Guys, ahh, ladies, gentlemen,
friends, and foes...

1689
01:24:53,260 --> 01:24:55,263
there's some of you
I don't like that much,

1690
01:24:55,296 --> 01:24:58,032
but you were a plus one.

1691
01:24:58,065 --> 01:25:01,970
Um, no. I'm terrible at
speeches, clearly.

1692
01:25:02,002 --> 01:25:04,706
But I did want
to just take one moment

1693
01:25:04,739 --> 01:25:08,242
to say thank you for
supporting this dream of mine

1694
01:25:08,276 --> 01:25:10,144
and for being here tonight

1695
01:25:10,178 --> 01:25:12,413
to celebrate with me. Cheers!

1696
01:25:12,447 --> 01:25:13,882
Cheers!

1697
01:25:13,915 --> 01:25:15,117
Thank you and thank you.

1698
01:25:16,417 --> 01:25:18,420
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1699
01:25:20,121 --> 01:25:22,890
♪ ...to you ♪

1700
01:25:22,924 --> 01:25:27,763
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

1701
01:25:27,795 --> 01:25:32,500
♪ Happy birthday, dear Gaby ♪

1702
01:25:32,533 --> 01:25:35,304
♪ Happy birthday ♪

1703
01:25:35,336 --> 01:25:38,239
♪ To you ♪