[opening theme music playing]
-♪ Their planet exploded -[chorus] ♪ Thunder, ThunderCats! ♪
-♪ They crashed on Third Earth ♪ -♪ Thunder, thunder crash!
-♪ Gotta beat up some bad guys ♪ -♪ Mummies, mutants
-♪ And make some new friends -♪ Unicorns, robots
♪ Built a big base with a cat-shaped face and now they're ready to go! ♪
♪ There's WilyKit, WilyKat, Tygra, Panthro, Cheetara, Snarf, Lion-O! ♪
[chorus] ♪ He's a brand-new Lord with a magic sword! ♪
♪ It's Thunder, thunder, thunder ThunderCats Roar! ♪
[Mumm-Ra] A new dawn arrives
and with it, the torment of all life on Third Earth
at the hands of Mumm-Ra!
[Ma-Mutt growling]
Not now, Ma-Mutt.
-I'll take you for a walk later. -[Ma-mutt whining]
Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form
to Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living!
[evil laughter]
[laughing maniacally]
-[Ma-Mutt whining] -[ancient spirit] Oh, great.
I guess I'll walk the dog.
[evil laughter]
Look at those unsuspecting Wolos
and their dumb buildings.
Just begging to be knocked over!
[evil laughter]
Yup, these Cheetara Corp expansions
are really gonna put us on the map.
-[Mumm-Ra laughing] -What is that?
Oh, great, it's Mumm-Ra.
Don't worry, I got this.
[laughing stops abruptly] Uh, why?
-[Mumm-Ra screams] -Safety first, ding-dong.
Okay, the Wolos may be protected,
but I can still wreak havoc
by kicking around these dumb robot bears.
[Mumm-Ra grunts]
Aww! Did techy take a tumble?
I did. Very astute observation.
[laughs, grunts]
[laughs]
Hey, Mumm-Ra, quit picking on those Berbils.
[Mumm-Ra grunting, screaming]
[chuckles] Take that.
Well, I can still terrorize the Bolkins.
They live in dumb little huts and drive donkeys around,
so their lives are already sad.
[Bolkins laughing, chattering]
These donkey rides are a blast!
[all laughing, chattering]
Uh, on second thought,
maybe I'll just cut my losses and head back.
Hey, it's Mumm-Ra!
Grab his dumb ribbons!
[Mumm-Ra grunting, groaning]
[donkeys braying]
[Mumm-Ra] Ugh, my body.
Thwarted again.
I've been on this planet for thousands of years
and I've never met anyone as annoying as those lousy Cats.
Not even that parrot
that only knew how to say, "Happy Birthday."
Wait. Of course, that's it!
I can just outlast the ThunderCats
the way I did that infernal parrot.
I have all the time in the world.
For as long as evil exists,
Mumm-Ra lives!
I can just go to sleep, for like, a thousand years.
And when I wake up, the ThunderCats will have been reduced to dust!
-[laughs] -[ancient spirit] Mumm-Ra!
Are you sure that's a good idea?
Of course, it's not a "good idea."
It's an evil idea. [chuckles]
Now, be quiet, so I may slumber.
Time will prove them wrong,
as it will prove me the inevitable victor over the ThunderCats.
Rage sleep!
[alarm beeping]
Ha! A thousand years, gone in an instant.
And with them, the ThunderCats.
I'm finally free to torment this wretched planet in peace.
Ancient spirits of evil,
transform this decayed form to...
Hey, where did the spirits go?
Hey, no touching the exhibits.
Get out of Bumm-Ra's tomb.
I'm in a museum?
That's right. This exhibit displays
trophies from the ThunderCats' greatest enemies.
But then, where's my pyramid?
Oh, they threw that out.
See, there it is.
Just on the other side
of the futuristic, utopian metropolis we all live in now.
Futuristic, utopian, ugh!
Okay, not what I imagined, but I can work with this.
Sure, everyone's happy in this world,
but there's no more ThunderCats around
to stop me from ruining it.
[grunts]
Watch where you're going, you clumsy...
Ugh, gross, a parade.
Ugh, double gross!
Why is Lion-O here? What is this?
It is ThunderCats Day.
The day when everyone celebrates
Third Earth's legendary heroes, the ThunderCats.
Not for long, fool!
Now that the real ThunderCats are gone forever,
no one can stop me from--
Look, it's the best part of the parade.
The real ThunderCats.
[crowd cheering]
What? How is that possible?
It's been a thousand years!
Didn't you know?
The ThunderCats discovered the fountain of youth 999 years ago.
Now everyone lives forever!
In fact, I could use a little swig myself.
[whooping]
Whoops! I drank too much.
Guess it's back to kindergarten for me.
Uh, this isn't a total loss.
I can attack the ThunderCats parade
while they're unaware.
Surprise, ThunderCats!
After a thousand years,
your greatest enemy has returned to destroy you!
Uh, okay. Where are they?
What do you mean? I just said...
I meant me. I'm your greatest enemy, Mumm-Ra.
The Ever-Living?
As long as evil exists, Mumm-Ra lives, remember?
Wait a second.
Yeah, I remember you.
-Yeah, yeah! -Bumm-Ra, right?
Righ... No! Not Bumm-Ra, Mumm-Ra!
Are you sure it's not Bumm-Ra?
Yes, I'm sure. I know my own name.
Don't believe it. He's evil.
He's probably saying his name wrong on purpose
to mess with our minds.
Nice try, Bumm-Ra,
but your evil tricks won't work on us.
Uh, forget it.
You'll remember my name after I destroy you.
[evil laugh] Oh, no.
There's not enough evil left in the world to fuel my powers!
Oh, shucks!
After him!
Ugh, I think the wheels were faster.
Faster, yes. Cooler, no.
I got to get back to my pyramid
and find the ancient spirits of evil.
Oh, no!
[Mumm-Ra screaming]
Whoa! Onwards, steed.
What's so great about donkeys?
Whoa. [laughs] You missed.
[grunting, groaning]
[grunting]
-[yawns] -[machine beeps]
[Mumm-Ra] What now?
[Mumm-Ra screaming]
Whoa! That's convenient.
As soon as I get my powers, everything will be...
Wait, what?
Where are the ancient spirits of evil? They're gone!
[Wilykit laughs] Surprise, Bumm-Ra!
If you're looking for those evil statue things,
we got... Wait, hold on.
We destroyed them centuries ago,
just like we're gonna do to your face.
But like, now though.
Ugh, go ahead. I'm done for.
I have no more magic powers or friends left to save me.
There's only one thing left to do.
Sleep for another 1000 years until you're all dust.
-[evil laughter] -Uh, yeah, right.
Like we'd let an evil guy like you escape us.
[evil laughter]
Uh, nevermind. He escaped.
[Panthro] Let's just go home.
I'm sure if he was important, we'd remember him.
Don't clean the bad man's evil artifacts, Tygra!
[chuckling nervously]
[laughs] Just a small setback.
In another thousand years,
the ThunderCats will totally mess up
and I won't have to deal with them anymore.
Hey, I told you not to touch the exhibit.
No, that's fine. I can wait all day.
[alarm beeping]
Excellent! My plan worked.
The ThunderCats are gone
and people are turning into skeletons again.
No, we're all still here.
-Now get out of the-- -Little bit more.
[Mumm-Ra] No.
Gross!
Weird.
Maybe a thousand years is too conservative...
What is happening?
[all babies] Mummy, mummy.
Don't you look at my babies.
Plan is backfiring.
[sighs] At least this is relatively normal for a change.
[all] Mumm-Ra detected.
[Mumm-Ra groans]
[Mumm-Ra grunts]
Oh, no! My alarm clock is broken.
How long have I been asleep? [shrieks]
[nervous whimper]
[whimpering]
What is...
happening?
[trees] Whee!
Hello.
[birds chirping]
Oh, cut it out!
Hi, Mumm-Ra!
[stuttering nervously]
Yeah, things got pretty weird a while back
and, uh... Well, we're everything now.
Pretty neat, huh?
-Hello! -Hi.
-How? -Well, it's all your fault actually.
Without you hiding away
in your sarcophagus for billions of years,
we would have never gotten to this point.
-What? -Yes.
Since you weren't around to constantly battle against,
it threw off the balance of good and evil.
Not that we're complaining.
[all laughing]
What have I done? I can't get away.
It's just ThunderCats forever!
[sobbing]
Yep, past and future.
We're one with all time now.
You mean, we're one with all time?
Like, even before I went to sleep and caused all this to happen?
[Lion-O] Yeah, even this time is part of the Thunder-verse.
Our powers know no bounds,
thanks to this one perfect moment in time.
I see it. It's just past my fingertips!
I've gotta get back there.
I gotta get back there. [shrieks]
♪ Hey, did your heart
-Ooh! -[Mumm-Ra screaming]
Oh, great. There goes a thousand billion years of progress.
Oh!
[Mumm-Ra screams, grunts]
[laughs] I jumped back in time.
I can't believe that worked!
The ancient spirits of evil are here.
You're all back!
Mumm-Ra, what is the meaning of this?
Didn't you just go to sleep for the next thousand years?
[laughs] I sure did and the future was awful.
Everything was worse and dumb.
But I managed to undo it all and come back to my own time.
So, guess I'm pretty awesome. [chuckles]
Does this mean you can take Ma-Mutt for a walk now?
Ma-Mutt doesn't need a walk.
He can just use the litter box like I taught him.
Go on, boy.
[ancient spirit] Wait, where is he going?
Oh, oh... No!
Oh, boy. All that sleeping sure made me tired.
I'm just gonna take a normal nap.
[snoring]
[sighs]
[closing theme music playing]