[opening theme music playing]
[announcer] Hey, kids, do you like malls?
And do you also like board games?
If you like both those things,
then you'll love this because it's...
it's both those things.
Mall-Mentia,
the mall-based board game. Mall-Mentia!
Ooh! I'm on a shopping spree, you guys.
Just two more turns and I win.
Hey! My game piece.
Not so fast, Tygra.
You got a date with Food Court Frankie.
[all] Ooh...
Aw, man, I almost won.
Quiet, Tygra! It's my turn!
[board game speaker] Sale at the shoe store.
Get there now.
Ha! Out of my way,
you worthless mall security guards.
[board game speaker] You maxed out
your daddy's credit card.
You're the queen of the mall.
[all cheering]
Mall-Mentia really is my favorite mall-based,
talking board game.
Yes. As much as I love it here on Third Earth,
the one thing I really miss about Thundera
is all the amazing malls we had.
[all groaning]
-I'm depressed -We miss malls.
So, you BlunderCats love malls, do you?
Well, what if someone were to build an evil mall
that trapped you forever?
Thus twisting your ultimate desire...
into your ultimate prison?
[laughing maniacally]
Welp. It really would be great if someone did that.
Good night Ancient Spirits of Evil.
[Ancient Spirits of Evil] Wait!
Mumm-Ra.
That thing you just said...
The evil mall thing,
you should actually do that.
Oh, yeah! I should do that.
I mean, I was already gonna do it.
I knew it was a good plan.
[Ancient Spirits of Evil] Then why did you say "Good night"
like you were going to bed?
[hesitantly] I meant, like... it's gonna be a good night
when I trap the ThunderCats forever.
Ha! You know?
It's not a weird way to use that phrase.
I'm being normal.
You guys are the ones being weird.
[Ancient Spirits of Evil] Is he seriously
the only evil mummy wizard on this planet?
Can we find no one else to work with?
Better make sure this cursed land is evil enough
-for my evil mall. -[device beeping]
Eh, pretty medium.
[gasps] Whoa! Nevermind.
[maliciously] It's perfect.
[grunts]
First up, I'm gonna need a labyrinth.
Some stairs...
a couple columns...
and some walls.
Ooh...
That's an evil labyrinth, all right.
Time to cast my illusion.
[laughs maliciously]
[instrumental music plays]
And now to find some way
to lure those wretched ThunderCats here...
Everyone, look. It's a mall.
[indistinct shouting]
I knew I smelled pretzels.
Oh, that was easy.
Step right this way--
[cheering]
[groaning]
O.M.Jaga! You guys, this place has everything.
A 300-screen movie theater.
Military-grade laser tag.
Fifty-six pretzel stands.
Each with 13 unique dipping sauces.
That's half a million potential
dipping sauce flavor combos!
Can those numbers be right?
When it comes to dipping sauces...
I always get the numbers right.
Hey! A kitchenware store.
I can do some comparison shopping
for new spatulas.
-[all groaning] -Seriously?
That's the first thing you thought of?
Ah. Who are we kidding?
Everything about malls is great.
Even Tygra's boring ideas.
Come on, guys! Mall day!
[all cheering]
Lousy ThunderCats.
Always steppin' on me.
Enjoy it while you can ThunderCats. [laughs]
But the mall's charm will soon grow old
and when you look for a way out,
you'll discover that this gift shop
has no exit!
[laughs maliciously]
[alarm beeping]
Huh? Where... Wow!
Two hours already?
Even those mall-loving DunderCats
must be starting to realize that--
[ThunderCats laughing]
They're having the time of their lives?
Well, it'll probably take awhile
for their dumb brains to realize they're trapped.
Just be patient Mumm-Ra...
[all laughing]
...they're starting to crack.
[ThunderCats laughing]
-Soon they'll lose all hope... -[laughing continues]
...and beg for freedom.
It's going to happen...
Any...
minute...
now...
[laughing maniacally]
How can they still be enjoying this?
It's been 18 hours.
Half of which they've just spent
watching the dancing fountain.
[yells] Water is not that entertaining.
Hmm.
Perhaps it's time I get in there
and help move things along.
[evil laugh]
Okay, ThunderCats,
everyone recharge with some 'zza and 'da.
We've still got a whole lot more mall to explore.
Did you guys see that one store
that's just a portal into a gaping, cosmic void?
[chomps]
I wanna check out their makeup counter.
[evil laugh]
Like cats to a flame...
time to split. [snaps fingers]
[slurping]
Come play with us, Panthro...
Come play laser tag...
Aw, yeah!
I love me some zappy tag.
But I don't know if it's fair for me
to play with a bunch of kids.
It's okay.
Laser tag can't hurt you.
That's right. It can't.
You creep-wads are on.
[wickedly] Unless you play with real lasers.
[all cackling]
All right. Let's do this.
Huh? Where you at?
Hmm?
-[footsteps] -Huh?
[Mumm-Ra] Panthro...
[all cackling]
[gasps] What?
[laser beaming]
Whoa. You guys are good!
Guess I don't have to go easy on you anymore.
Wait a second...
Why did we give him real lasers, too?
Ugh. I'm fine.
Ha-ha!
Man, this is fun.
Whoo-hoo!
Comin' to get you.
[all screaming]
Ahhh! We gotta get out of here.
[explosion]
Hey! These laser effects are pretty cool, huh?
It really looks like I'm blastin' holes through the walls.
[laughs]
[all screaming]
[explosion]
Whoo-hoo! Great game, guys.
Hit me up if you ever wanna play again.
[all groaning]
Ugh...
this isn't over yet, ThunderCats.
Before this night is through,
you'll wish you never... Huh?
Hey! Wait! Where are you going?
Leave me alone, Dad.
Get back in my body!
[upbeat instrumental music]
♪ It's Mall-Mentia
♪ You've got Mall-Mentia
♪ The need to shop Can't be denied ♪
♪ It's Mall-Mentia
♪ You've caught Mall-Mentia
♪ When you're not at the mall
♪ You're dead inside
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
♪ Whoa, whoa
♪ Mall-Mentia has you now It's a real condition ♪
♪ But not one with a cure
♪ From your local physician
♪ So don't ask why Or wonder how ♪
♪ Just go to the Mall
♪ You live there now
[singer] Whoo!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Whoo!
[singer] Yeah!
[girl laughing heartily]
♪ 'Cause it's Mall-Mentia
♪ You've got Mall-Mentia
♪ The mall owns you now
♪ It controls your life
♪ It's Mall-Mentia
♪ Mall-Mentia
♪ Give a kiss to the mall
♪ 'Cause it's your wife
♪ He's got Mall-Mentia
♪ She's got Mall-Mentia
♪ You've got Mall-Mentia
♪ I've got Mall-Mentia
♪ We've all got Mall-Mentia... ♪
[Tygra] Hmm...
Decisions, decisions.
Let's see here...
Hmm...
[licking, lip smacking]
Hmm.
Hmm...
What did you say the difference between
these two spatulas was again?
[frustrated] I didn't.
They're the same spatula.
Oh, right. Right.
Right, right, right, right right...
Hmm...
[frustrated] Ahhh... Dang it, Tygra.
Spatula-licking freak.
[hissing]
Ugh! What's the point?
The ThunderCats just love malls too much.
They're never gonna crack.
They're just gonna stay in my labyrinth forever...
never realizing
it was actually an evil plot to...
Hey! What am I moping around for?
The ThunderCats are gonna be here forever.
Meaning I'll never have to
deal with them again. [laughs]
I mean, I'd prefer it if the ThunderCats were unhappy.
[slurps] But come on, take the win, Mumm-Ra.
[chuckles]
All I gotta do is find my way out of here,
and, uh...
[chuckles nervously] Oh...
Oh... This is a pretty good labyrinth.
Okay, okay, okay...
I built this maze.
I'm sure I can remember--
Hey! Check out this sock store.
It's full of kooky socks.
Ugh! Gotta get out of here.
Maybe this door?
Yes, freedom!
-[gasps] -[squeaking]
This arcade is awesome.
You can win a stuffed Berbil for only seven billion tickets.
That's way too many tickets.
Maybe the exit's up here.
Huh? How's this--
Zappy tag. Round two.
-[screams] -[groans]
Ugh. Disgusting.
They're not even using the pretzels anymore.
[horrified] Where's that... infernal... exit?
[gasps] What is this?
Another sock store?
And they're having a buy-one-get-one-free sale.
[angrily] Stop being excited about socks!
[softly] But those are really nice.
Gimme.
Never going to leave...
trapped forever...
but it's okay...
Malls are great.
I love the mall.
Look at me go! I'm shopping.
[laughs maniacally]
I'm shoppin' because I love the mall.
[cackling]
♪ Mall, mall, mall, mall...
[laughs excitedly]
Mall... Mall... Mall!
Mall, mall, mall, mall!
Hey, look gang.
Another friend who loves the mall
just as much as us.
That's right... I love the mall...
I love it so much that you can call me...
Mall-Ra!
Mumm-Ra!
You shop at this mall too?
I don't just shop at this mall,
I live at this mall!
Mall! Mall! Mall, mall, mall!
Mall. Up is mall.
Down is mall.
Right is mall. Left is mall.
Um... All of a sudden
this mall is feeling kind of weak.
-Wanna go? -Yeah.
I'm not hanging at the same mall as Mumm-Ra.
Do you guys remember where we came in?
Oh, yeah. Right over here.
What? You found the exit?
Wait for me!
[gasping]
[screams] No!
Great Mall Day, everyone!
Can't believe Mumm-Ra is still in there.
Doesn't he get sick of it?
I guess some people just love the mall
a little too much.
[all laughing]
[WilyKit] You're right about that.
[Mumm-Ra yells] Let me out of here!
[frustrated screams]
[closing theme music playing]