[opening theme music playing]
-♪ Their planet exploded -[chorus] ♪ Thunder, ThunderCats!
-♪ They crashed on Third Earth ♪ -♪ Thunder, thunder crash!
-♪ Gotta beat up some bad guys ♪ -♪ Mummies, mutants
-♪ And make some new friends -♪ Unicorns, robots
♪ Built a big base with a cat-shaped face and now they're ready to go! ♪
♪ There's WilyKit, WilyKat, Tygra, Panthro, Cheetara, Snarf, Lion-O! ♪
[chorus] ♪ He's a brand-new Lord with a magic sword! ♪
♪ It's Thunder, thunder, thunder ThunderCats Roar! ♪
Ooh. Ah. Ooh.
[sniffing]
Ah, now that's a good sword.
[sniffing]
Ah, now that's a good sword.
[inhales deeply]
Eh, this one's just okay.
[gasps]
Whoa.
This sword is the most beautiful sword I've ever seen.
Besides the Sword of Omens, of course.
[sniffs] Now that's a good sword.
I bet this one smells really good too.
That's the Blade of Revenge.
[gasps] The Blade of Revenge?
Never heard of it?
It's only the coolest sword ever.
You just think about your greatest enemy
and the sword will lead you right to 'em.
Oh, and best part?
As long as you're fighting for revenge, you'll never lose.
Whoa! Blade of Revenge: show me my greatest enemy.
That's it.
That's the microwave that undercooked my breakfast burrito.
Your greatest enemy is a microwave?
Uh. Yes.
I'd better buy this so no one else can.
Do you take credit cards?
Sure thing, let me just---
Oh, look at that.
Someone just bought this sword online.
They're coming tomorrow to pick it up.
Well, if I can't get the sword myself,
I hope it's going to someone trustworthy and pure of heart.
It's some guy named Ratar-O.
-Ratar-O? -He's on the phone now.
[laughing menacingly] Hello, Lion-O.
The second I get that sword,
I'm going to use it to destroy you
and all the other ThunderCats.
[laughing maniacally]
Ugh, they must've done somethin' real bad.
I'll tell you what they did.
They launched my precious Sword of Plun-Darr
into space and now it's lost forever.
[sobbing]
Uh, actually, we found it again.
-[exclaims] -But, uh... then we broke it in half.
[gasps] You'll pay for this--
Okay, it's time to close up the shop.
Got it locked. And double locked.
Got the laser grids.
Got the booby traps going.
Removing the weird guy.
Okay, the giant store-sized metal armor is up.
And, lastly...
one Wolo security guard.
Well, that's that.
No one but a master thief could get that sword now.
I need to get that sword.
But stealing is bad.
But it's not bad if I have someone steal it for me.
[phone ringing]
Hey, Lion-S.
Lion-O. How'd you get this number?
It was on the thank you note you sent me.
I know you've totally reformed
since the last time I saw you,
but I need you to help me steal another sword.
Eh, I don't know. I don't really steal swords anymore.
Oh. Please, Lion-S.
If we don't steal it first,
Ratar-O will get the Blade of Revenge.
The Blade of Revenge?
The sword that lets you get revenge on all your enemies?
Yeah. That's the one.
Eh, never heard of it. But sure, I'll help you.
Great. Then meet me at--
I'm coming for ya, baby.
[rock music playing]
Did she just hang up on me?
Hey, buddy.
Lion-S. Oh, thank you so much for coming.
But, uh, did you hang up on me?
Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about it.
Now let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.
Crew?
Can't have a heist without a crew.
This is Punch-Borg. Half man, half machine.
All punching.
Say hello to Fry Wire.
She's got electricity flowing through her veins. Literally.
These are the Disguise Guys.
I don't see anyone.
That's cause ain't nobody gonna see...
[both] These guys.
And let's not forget, Contortia.
She can twist and contort into any tight space.
And, oh, boy, you're gonna love Contortia's brother, Gibby.
What does Gibby do?
Eh, nothing really, but he makes killer quesadillas.
And then there's Wrencher, Cut-Face,
Sticky Fingers, Snakey McBootie,
and of course, Quick Pick.
Hello.
Lion-S, should we really involve all these other people?
Oh, don't worry. There's honor amongst thieves.
Except for Quick Pick.
Quick Pick will stab you in the back
and take all the loot for himself
first chance he gets so do not take your eyes off him.
Hot tea anyone? A spot of oolong perhaps?
Okay.
-Sugar? -Oh. Thank you.
Okay, everyone. There's the guard.
You know the plan.
[all clamoring]
[all yelping]
Whoa. That really old Wolo can fight.
Come on, he's distracted. Let's go.
But what about the rest of the crew?
I just brought them on to take on the security guard.
[Snakey McBootie] Ah! My little boot.
Ooh.
Okay. Now we just have to get through all that metal armor.
Step aside, I've got this.
ThunderCats HO!
Let me just try one more thing. ThunderCats HO!
One, one, one more thing.
This should work. ThunderCats HO--
Good show, chap. But I've got something a bit more delicate.
Let's see here, Cheetara Corporation,
Karnor Industries...
Ah, here we go. Swords n' Swords.
[beeps]
A-ha. We did it. As a team.
Okay, team.
I've seen these before and I know exactly what to do.
Let me just...
No need, I can handle this one.
Good idea. We'll do it together.
[gasps]
[grunting]
[sighs]
Hup, hup, hup.
Easy.
[screaming]
-Toots. -Oh, deary me.
I was about to turn those off for you.
Whoo-hoo.
Great work, Quick Pick.
-Cheers, mate. -Are you sure about Quick Pick?
So far he's been incredibly nice,
and super helpful.
Those are red flags, Lion-O.
He's gonna try to take the Blade of Revenge, trust me.
A-ha. The laser grids.
I've definitely got this one.
Ha. Hoo. Ha, ha. Alley-oop.
Nice moves, Lion-O.
But watch out for Quick Pick.
Thanks, mate.
[Lion-O screams]
Pat on the back? More like knife in the back.
Hey, look. The safe.
Oh, but I don't know how to crack open a safe.
Now that's why we got Quick Pick.
-Do your thing, buddy. -Here I go then.
Just gonna crack open this safe here...
[humming]
Okay, Quick Pick will open up this bad boy,
and then you'll tackle him
while I grab the Blade of Revenge, okay?
Great idea.
A-ha.
[Lion-O] Now, Lion-S. Get the sword.
I'm on it.
Yes.
Ha. I stopped you from double crossing us
and taking the Blade of Revenge.
You really think I'd steal from you?
I'd never betray a team member.
But Lion-S said you'd run off with the sword
as soon as you go it. Uh-oh.
-[panting] -Lion-S.
Sorry, dude. Nothing personal,
stealing swords is just in my blood.
Well, I take it personally.
And stopping sword thieves is in my blood.
Thunder, thunder, thunder!
Thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder!
Lion-O, you dummy.
Now we're all stuck in here until the store re-opens.
I know that. But I also know that stealing
is a slippery slope
and once you feel comfortable stealing from your enemies,
it won't be long before you feel comfortable
stealing from your friends too.
That's why I have to do what's right.
Man, you're a doof.
But I kind of admire your doofish code of honor.
So, what are we going to do for the next six hours?
Fancy a little flute concert?
-Ooh. -[flute music playing]
[laughs] It's sword time, baby.
Morning.
Ooh, come on. Open this thing up. Let's go.
Out of the way. Where's my beautiful sword?
Lion-O. Have you come to steal my sword?
No. I'm actually here to make sure you get it.
What? Lion-O, you're just gonna give it to him?
I have to.
[laughs] Well then, ring me up, my good clerk.
[laughs]
[sighs]
Blade of Revenge. I command you to strike down Lion-O.
[laughing maniacally]
[laughs] Thunder, Thunder, Thunder.
Revenge, Revenge, Revenge!
[gasps]
-[whimpers] -This is for the Sword of Plun-Darr.
[sobs] Never forget.
[Lion-S] Hey, Rat-butt!
-Huh? -Hands off my doofy friend.
[grunts]
Ha. You're gonna have to do better than that.
Okay. How's this?
Cheerio.
Mother of Daggers!
[yelping]
Shrieking Scimitars!
[grunts]
Snake Sword!
[mumbling]
Yeah, I'm gonna be late to lunch.
Big sword fight here at the store.
I'd stop it, but technically
they're not doing anything wrong.
Ow.
Hey, Ratar-O.
How about fighting the soul of an ancient warrior?
-This one? -Yeah.
The kiss of Thundera. Goodbye.
[grunts]
[laughs] Yes.
Oh, cool. Did we win?
Heck yeah, we did. And the best part is
no one's feelings got hurt.
Except for when you betrayed me. Twice.
Twice? When was the other time?
When you hung up on me.
Oh, yeah.
Fools! As long as I possess the Blade of Revenge
you cannot defeat me!
Any last words before I destroy you?
Huh, Lion-O, I'm sorry, okay?
I shouldn't have tricked you so I could take
the Blade of Revenge for myself.
And I'm sorry I hung up on you.
Aw, really?
All right, that's enough. Say goodbye--
Hold on a minute.
Uh, this credit card says "Mumm-Ra" on it.
Sorry, sir, you can't buy this sword with a stolen credit card.
No. The Blade of Revenge is mine
and I'm not leaving until--
-Security. -[bell dings]
-No! [screaming] -[thudding]
This means I can buy this sword fair and square?
Awesome.
Wow, that's so cool.
So, so, cool.
Like, you own the Blade of Revenge now.
Do you mind if I just, like, borrow it?
Just to take a look?
Sure. I'm proud that you're asking and not just taking.
That, my friend, is called growth.
Whoo-hoo!
Guess you still can't trust her, eh?
What are you talking about?
Lion-S asked to borrow it.
I'm sure she'll return it eventually.
Besides, it's not like Lion-S
has anyone she wants to get revenge on.
All right, Blade of Revenge,
let's do this.
[closing theme music playing]