-♪ Their planet exploded -[chorus] ♪ Thunder ThunderCats! ♪
-♪ They crashed on Third Earth ♪ -♪ Thunder, thunder crash!
-♪ Gotta beat up some bad guys♪ -♪ Mummies, mutants
-♪ And make some new friends -♪ Unicorns, robots
♪ Built a big base with a cat-shaped face and now they're ready to go! ♪
♪ There's WilyKit, WilyKat, Tygra, Panthro, Cheetara, Snarf, Lion-O! ♪
[chorus] ♪ He's a brand-new Lord with a magic sword! ♪
♪ It's Thunder, thunder, thunder ThunderCats Roar! ♪
Come on, ThunderCats.
We swore an oath to help and protect the people of Third Earth.
That means we help them
with any problems, even the really simple ones.
I feel like the spirit of the oath
is being taken advantage of.
Maybe so, but when this Bolkin's oldest, slowest,
dumbest donkey ran away,
do you know what he did?
-Go out and look for it? -No! He came to us for help.
Because he trusts us.
And because I have better things to do
than spending all day chasin' a donkey.
So who's with me? Hands in the middle.
Let's see uh, Panthro, Tygra, Cheetara, Kat, Kit and me...
Hey, wait. Where's Snarf?
[purring]
Oh, yeah, Today is Snarf's monthly day off, isn't it?
Right. I completely forgot.
Go enjoy yourself, Snarf!
We can take care of this adventure without you.
-[all] Bye, Snarf. -Make good choices.
You know, I always wonder what Snarf does on his days off.
Same time every month, whatever it is.
[narrator] ♪ Mrs. Grisitidi's house!
[purring]
[music playing]
[meowing]
[snoring]
Mr. Bottom-Dollar! Is it your day to visit already?
[purring]
Oh, That's why I call you "Mr. Bottom-Dollar."
Because I bet my bottom-dollar
you'll show up and you always do.
[purring]
Oh, ho, ho, that is adorable.
I just love watching you do
normal, regular, cat stuff.
♪ Oh, birds love To tweet and eat ♪
♪ Dogs love To growl and howl ♪
♪ Horses love To neigh and play ♪
♪ But cats love Cat stuff ♪
♪ Cat stuff
♪ Oh, people love to see Cats do cat stuff ♪
[purrs]
Both are such cute photos. But which one says "July"?
-[purring] -Oh, excellent choice.
Ah, there we are.
Now, just a few of these.
Muah! Perfect.
I think "Mr. Bottom-Dollar's Year-Round Kitty Fun Calendar"
is going to be a big hit at the craft fair.
[purring]
♪ Oh, people love To see cats do cat stuff ♪
-Oh, that's nice. -[purring]
Oh, I just love the craft fair,
don't you, Mr. Bottom-Dollar?
So much creativity on display.
[grunting]
[groans]
Ha, ha, hello. I am Lion-O.
Oh, no, it's one of those furry goblin cats
that are always causing a ruckus.
Have you seen this donkey?
Hmm. I'm sorry, I don't think I have.
[suspenseful music playing]
[nervous meowing]
Hmm. Hmm. Hmmm. Hmmm.
Do you think my cat is a donkey?
No. Unless...
No. Well, uh, sorry to bother you. [chuckles]
ThunderCats HO!
I don't care for those goblin cats,
I don't mind telling you.
Far too much excitement.
No, thank you,
I'll just stick with regular, normal cats like you.
[meows]
Welcome to the Third Earth Craft Fair,
where all of your dreams come true.
-Ooh! -[purring]
[growling]
-Ooh! -[purring]
Nah.
It's Mrs. Gristidi and Mr. Bottom-Dollar.
[crowd clamoring]
Oh, Mr. Bottom-Dollar,
I've been waiting here for hours to meet you.
But it's okay, I didn't have nothin' else to do today.
[man] I just want you to shake my hand!
Curse that Mrs. Grisitdi.
Of course, that old hag and her adorable cat
would set up right next to me and...
Hello, Jethro.
Afternoon, Agnes.
...hog all my customers.
Once I get one of my enchanted frog statues
into every home on Third Earth...
-[evil laugh] -How are your sales today?
Same old, same old. [forced chuckle]
...magically bring the frogs to life,
and finally teach these dumb-dumbs to fear the name of--
Well, you keep at it, Jethro.
You too, Agnes.
Mumm-Ra, The Ever-Living!
[cackling]
-[man 1] Oh, that looks nice. -[man 2] I like that.
Could I interest you
in one of my delightful ceramic frogs?
[woman] They're very nice.
Hand-crafted ceramic frogs.
Very creative.
A great gift for friends and loved ones.
I don't have any friends
and I'm unlovable.
Blast! Why won't anyone buy a statue?
Oh, Mr. Bottom-Dollar, I love you.
Whatever you sell, I'm buying it.
Hmm, that strange Bolkin
talkin' to himself
gives me a good idea.
Or should I say...
[cunningly] Bad idea.
[cackles]
Uh, "bad" as in evil.
The gravy-eating contest will now be held
in the open field next to the goose.
Read this.
Would the owner of Mrs. Gristidi's car
please report to the parking lot?
Your car is illegally parked.
-[laughs cunningly] -Thank you.
Say, I drive Mrs. Gristidi's car.
I better go check on it.
Sorry everyone,
Mr. Bottom-Dollar will need a short break.
-[crowd] Oh... -My eyes are all wet.
[cackling]
Let's see Gristidi steal all my customers
now that I've stolen her precious cat--
[screams]
That is not normal cat stuff.
You're not Mr. Bottom-Dollar.
You're one of the ThunderCats!
Ah, ah, ah.
I wouldn't be so fast
with the shooting-me-in-the-face
if I were you.
You fight me,
and you'll reveal that you're not a normal cat...
[overlapping chatter]
If I find out Mr. Bottom-Dollar
is unusual in any respect, so help me...
See? Mrs. Gristidi won't want to spend time
with a crazy space robot, or whatever you are.
Now get outta here
and let me sell my evil crafts.
[meowing]
I also love how normal
Mrs. Gristidi and all the craft vendors are.
Yeah, even Jethro is normal.
I will never buy crafts
from a mummy. Ever!
Ugh, touche.
If you attack me and I reveal myself as Mumm-Ra,
no one will buy my statues anyway.
It looks like we've got a standoff.
I guess I'll have to get crafty.
[groans]
Worth it. Ow.
Thank you for your patience, everyone.
Mr. Bottom-Dollar is back in business. Who's next?
[all cheering]
Marry me, Mr. Bottom-Dollar.
-[giggles] Enjoy. -Hooray!
[dramatic music playing] [cash register dings]
[banjo music playing]
[thunder rumbling]
Thank you, enjoy your calendar.
Oh, what's the use.
No one will even look at my frogs.
I can't compete with a cute cat and some calendars.
And I already tried stealin' the cat...
Hmm? Oh! That's it. [cackles]
[purrs]
[announcer] Attention, would the owner of Mrs. Gristidi's car,
please report to the parking lot,
your car is "make up a reason."
[Jethro] No, don't say that!
You're supposed to make up a reason, not say...
Gimme that.
Your car's on fire, Agnes.
You see, was that so hard?
[chuckles] I just can't seem to get it right today.
-Sorry, again, everyone. -[crowd exclaiming]
Let's see Gristidi steal all my customers
now that I've stolen her precious calendars.
[cackling]
[meowing]
[cackling]
Yee-haw!
[laughs cunningly]
Whoo-hoo!
Oh, no. [groans]
So much for our disguises.
[Agnes] Mr. Bottom-Dollar?
You're not a cat at all.
[nervously purrs]
That's right,
he's one of the ThunderCats!
Now that my cover's blown and my plan's ruined,
there's nothing stopping me
from snuffing him out once and for all.
Mr. Bottom-Dollar,
you're some kind of outer-space robot.
Do you know what this means?
[purring]
It means, I can be myself around you.
Mumm-Rana?
My good-natured magic-mummy counterpart
from the other side of Third Earth?
I recognize you now, Snarf of the ThunderCats.
I have been watching you from my white pyramid
on the other side of Third Earth.
But unlike Mumm-Ra,
I fight for the power of goodness.
Where he is dark, I am light.
Where he is cruel, I am kind.
Where he is Mumm-Ra, I am Mumm-Rana.
Yeah, that's basically what I said.
[meows]
"Why the disguise?"
Well, as you know,
it's tiring to fight evil all the time,
so once a month I take a day off
and pretend to be Mrs. Gristidi.
A day which you ruined.
Uh, me "ruining" your day's a bit of an overreaction...
[both growling]
Wait. Wait, what're you... [groans]
Hmm. Both are such good photos, Snarf.
But which one says "July"?
-[purrs] -Good choice.
"Mumm-Ra's Year-Round Vicious Beatings Calendar."
I think this may be our best calendar yet.
[both laughing]
-[all] Here donkey, donkey. -[Wilykit] Donkey!
[all] Donkey, where are you?
Where you at?
And I'm secretly Mumm-Randall. I'm the neutral one. Hee-haw.
[closing theme music playing]