-[opening theme music playing] -♪ Their planet exploded
[chorus] ♪ Thunder, ThunderCats!
-♪ They crashed On Third Earth ♪ -♪ Thunder, thunder crash!
-♪ Gotta beat up Some bad guys ♪ -♪ Mummies, mutants
-♪ And make Some new friends ♪ -♪ Unicorns, robots
♪ Built a big base With a cat-shaped face ♪
♪ And now They're ready to go! ♪
♪ There's WilyKit, WilyKat, Tygra ♪
♪ Panthro, Cheetara, Snarf, Lion-O! ♪
[chorus] ♪ He's a brand-new Lord With a magic sword! ♪
♪ It's Thunder, Thunder, thunder ThunderCats Roar! ♪
[wind howling]
♪ We sail this ship Across the sea ♪
-♪ For gold -♪ For gold
♪ For gold
♪ Half robot and half pirate We be, for gold ♪
-♪ For gold -♪ For gold
♪ We sail the sea Beside the land ♪
♪ Under the watch Of Hammerhand ♪
♪ It's not too hard To understand ♪
♪ 'Cause we just Explained it to ye ♪
[all laugh] [gasping]
Who dares board my ship without permission?
Calm yourself, Captain Hammerhand.
It is I, Mumm-Ra!
Yar, What do ye want with the Berserkers?
To hire you, of course.
[all] Gold! Gold!
[laughs]
And there's more where that came from,
much more.
Once you destroy the ThunderCats!
[laughs evilly]
[Hammerhand] Okay... Who are the ThunderCats?
[thunder crashes]
No. I've been surrounded by the enemy!
[Wilykit and Wilykat laughing] Give up while you still can.
I won't let you take Cat's Lair, Robo-Jerks.
-Tygra, we're under attack by robots. -[grunting]
[both in robot voice] Exterminate all ThunderCats.
Pew pew pew. Pew pew.
[both laughing]
Take this. [laughs]
[groans]
Enough!
Do you three even care that it's chore day?
-Um... -No?
Have you looked at the chore wheel?
What? Nah, I think you mean my fuel gauge.
Give me that.
Let's see, what's everybody up to today?
Panthro is cleaning the Thundertank.
[snores]
And good ol' Cheetara is doing the laundry.
How nice.
And, of course, Snarf is polishing the Sword of Omens.
Lion-O, Wilykit, and Wilykat.
Oh, you guys have a fun one.
-Oh man. -Awesome
[both] We love fun.
You get to clean the Waste Disposal Unit.
I'm a little jealous.
Hey, Tygra, there's something very wrong with you.
Aw, come on. It's important.
This is where all our machine's byproducts end up.
Our machines are very efficient.
Their waste is nothing more than clean, sanitary minerals.
So our chore is to haul rocks?
Can't you do it, Tygra?
-Please? -You love chores.
Oh, I could do all the chores.
But alas, my chore is the hardest one of all,
to teach you responsibility.
Well, have fun.
Ugh, let's get this done fast, at least.
[Hammerhand] Have at thee, land lubbers.
[lasers shooting]
Yar har har,
ye mangy Thunder-curs.
Prepare to be boarded.
-Pirates? -Robo-pirates.
Lemme at 'em.
Hang on, we can't fight a boat from the land.
What should we do, Lion-O?
Don't worry, Panthro's been working on something cool.
The Catamaran.
Panthro's not gonna like us using his new boat, Lion-O.
But those pirates are gonna wreck everything
unless we stop them.
You're right. Hit the gas!
Eh, one of these ought to do something.
[automated voice] Overload.
Captain, they gooped us.
Hey, what do you want?
ThunderCats!
Surrender to me, Captain Hammerhand,
or face the wrath of my Berserkers.
Captain Hammerhand, huh?
Well, I'm Captain Lion-O.
And I'm Captain Wilykat.
And Captain Wilykit.
Ye can't have three captains.
Yeah-huh, having three captains makes us three times as good.
Math.
Cap'n, maybe we could try all of us being cap'ns,
just for a change?
Ridiculous, Ram Bam.
You couldn't handle the responsibility.
Hey, now, Top Spinner is great at multitasking.
And Cruncher's group hugs
are important part of being captain, too.
Yarrr, that's besides the point.
Quick. While they're hugging.
[recorded voice] I forgive you, sonny boy.
I'm just sayin', we never had a vote.
Okay, we'll take turns.
I get Mondays, Ram Bam gets Tuesdays...
[Hammerhand] What in the...
Yarrr, we've been vortexed.
[Lion-O] Whoo hoo hoo.
[WilyKat] Yeah, all right. [WilyKit] Oh, yeah, we did it.
[music playing] [humming]
[all laughing]
Nice work, everyone.
[Tygra] You guys get over here right now!
Aw, man, it's Tygra.
I give you the best, funnest chore,
and what do you do instead?
Wait, Tygra, there was a whole ship of robo-pirates.
And, and they had laser cannons and swords and...
Oh, there's no such thing as robo-pirates.
No, really, they're called the Berserkers and...
I'm serious.
No more games or...
Or you can forget about dessert for a week.
[whimpering]
Hmph.
[music playing]
Ah, how does Tygra not believe us?
The important thing is,
Tygra can't actually take my dessert away,
because I'm king.
Oh, right, your desserts.
Well, we can do our chores
now that we've dealt with those robo-pirates.
-[rumbling] -Uh, I don't think we're done dealing with them.
They can fly?
Curse ye, scallywags.
I'll pick my teeth with yer bones.
Whoa. Uh-oh.
Ya can't run forever, ya dirt walkers!
Ouch.
Betcha you can't catch us in your ugly ol' ship.
My ship is beautiful in her own way!
[screaming]
What do I do? What do I do?
Oh, uh, I'm just gonna borrow this, 'kay?
Thanks, Panthro.
-Wow. -Look out, Lion-O.
Get down here and fight us like robots,
you stinky pirates.
Ram Bam, ready?
That's Captain Ram Bam.
It's Tuesday.
Aah. Release.
[engine revving]
Yarrr!
All right.
Is that Panthro's Gravity Mangler?
Sure is.
I think he got the idea from Vultureman's Gravity Pincer.
[Tygra] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Not only do you continue to goof off,
but you're stealing inventions?
[breathing heavily]
Cleaning out the trash
is not a proper use for the Gravity Mangler.
It's a simple chore. Give me that.
Now clean out that silo or no dessert for a year.
But, Tygra--
No buts, Lion-O.
Hmph.
-[rotors whirring] -What the...
Say your good-byes, Thunder-Swabs.
Not without a fight.
Aye, as ya wish.
[laughs evilly]
Oh, you're that guy that likes hugs, right?
[grunts]
[groans] [bone cracks]
[tires screeching]
Ow, let go of me.
Ha-ha, not yet.
What?
[grunting]
[grunts]
[groans]
This is the end of you. [laughs]
[screams]
[laughs]
[gasps and screams]
Lion-O, get up.
[grunts]
[screaming]
[music playing] [screaming in background]
[groans]
[grunting]
-[chuckles] -Hey, thanks, whoa.
[screams]
-[laughs] -Yarrr.
So you ThunderCats wanna play games, eh?
I've got one for ya,
it's called "Whack-a-Kitty".
Aw, great, I love that game--
[all grunting]
[laughs] Har har har.
[whimpering]
Time to walk the plank, Thunder-knaves.
[Lion-O] Um, we'll just be getting wet,
what's the big deal?
[laughing]
Of course, ye haven't met the last member of our crew.
Go on now, keep goin'.
A little bit further.
[laughs] Har har har har.
[whimpering]
[screaming]
[screeching]
[Tygra] What is happening here?
Because I'll tell you what isn't happening here.
Cleaning.
But Pirates don't clean.
Excuse me?
We're the Berserkers.
The nastiest band of scoundrels on Third Earth,
and no one tells us what to do except...
Uh...
All I know about you is that you're not on the chore wheel,
but that's no excuse.
The silo needs to be cleaned out.
So get to it, or nobody here gets dessert.
Ever. I mean it!
[stammering] I... Well, I...
One, two,
two and a half...
[nervous stammering]
Shiver me timbers,
that guy was really mad.
Yeah, he gets like that.
I guess we should clean the silo?
Oh, what about Mumm-Ra's gold?
Now he won't pay us.
Hang on, you guys are working for Mumm-Ra?
Aye. He promised us gold if we destroyed you,
but he didn't warn us about your ferocious leader.
I am pretty intimidating.
Why do you care so much about a dumb rock?
A rock. A rock?
It's gold.
[all] Gold. Gold. Gold. Gold. Gold.
Just take some of ours, sheesh.
Uh, what's that now?
Yeah, our machines just poop this stuff out.
We can have gold?
[zombie-like] Gold.
Sure, you can have our gold
as long as you do one tiny, little job in return.
[Mumm-Ra laughing evilly]
Those greedy pirates will do anything for a bit of gold.
This is my best evil scheme, yet. [laughs]
-[rumbling] -Eh? What's that noise?
What's all that racket?
[gasps]
Avast ye, mangy mummy.
[screeching]
[screaming]
[laser shots]
[screaming continues]
[closing theme music playing]