-[opening theme music playing] -♪ Their planet exploded
[chorus] ♪ Thunder, ThunderCats!
-♪ They crashed On Third Earth ♪ -♪ Thunder, thunder crash!
-♪ Gotta beat up Some bad guys ♪ -♪ Mummies, mutants
-♪ And make Some new friends ♪ -♪ Unicorns, robots
♪ Built a big base With a cat-shaped face ♪
♪ And now They're ready to go! ♪
♪ There's WilyKit, WilyKat, Tygra ♪
♪ Panthro, Cheetara, Snarf, Lion-O! ♪
[chorus] ♪ He's a brand-new Lord With a magic sword! ♪
♪ It's Thunder, Thunder, thunder ThunderCats Roar! ♪
[laughing] Nice try, ThunderCats.
But you cannot defeat Mumm-Ra,
the Ever-Living!
This Blasnab orb gives me untold power.
Yeah? How about this Lion-O?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah!
Got him!
[screams] No! [grunts]
[laughs] Later, Bumm-Ra!
[all laugh]
Fools! I'll defeat you all!
[narrator reading]
The staff of Secrumb makes me invincible!
[all scream]
-Pretty cool stick, Mumm-Ra. -[Mumm-Ra] What?
But I think mine's better.
No!
[all laugh]
No matter. I have plans within plans.
[laughs, groans]
[narrator reading]
The crown of the Abyss King can never be defeated.
[laughs]
[laughs] Abyss this Mumm-Ra!
[screams] No!
Whoa! [coughs]
[narrator reading]
Sheesh! This old mummy needs a break.
-[music plays] -[sighs in relief]
Huh?
-[all laugh] -Hey! That was a normal tape-player.
Oh, well, something in here must be making him big.
-Oh, yes. Smash it up. -All right.
Huh? Stop that!
Huh?
[gasps]
[shrieks]
You are not getting the vase of perpetual-- Whoa!
Aw! Mummy toots. [groans]
[all laugh]
Hey, guys, who am I?
Oh, no! I broke my pretty vase and now I'm a skeleton again.
[all laugh]
-[grumbles] -Look at me.
I'm Mumm-Ra and I'm terrible at taking over the world.
Hey, I'm Mumm-Ra. My body's made of old toilet paper.
Ooh, I'm Mumm-Ra, and I look like an ugly baby.
I'm Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living.
-[all laugh] -Amazing.
Okay, everyone, who am I?
Curse you, ThunderCats.
Uh... The Berbils?
What? No! I'm Mumm-Ra. That was obviously Mumm-Ra.
Don't worry, Tygra, not everyone's cut out to be funny.
Except for you guys.
You are all cut out to be funny.
[meowing]
-Oh, that's the best one. Classic Mumm-Ra. -[all laugh]
Oh!
How dare those mangy ThunderCats insult Mumm-Ra!
Those impressions sound nothing like me. Mmm.
What's this?
Eh.
[Ancient Spirit] You have awakened the Ancient Spirits of Evil!
Mumm-Ra! Why have you left us unplugged for so long?
Wait. You guys have just been unplugged?
I thought you abandoned me.
No. You unplugged us, like, a million years ago.
And it looks like you're doing really great without us.
I mean, how many times have the ThunderCats defeated you this week?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.
Now I don't have to rely on some dumb artifact to give me powers.
You guys can do it for me.
And make me into Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living! [echoes]
Um... please?
You have forgotten the incantation.
Oh, right. Um...
Uh, uh...
We don't have time for this. Just read the runes.
I was about to remember myself.
Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform this decayed form
to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living!
[laughs]
I have my strength at last!
Not just your strength. Our magic grants you many powers.
-Behold! -[gasps]
Dream-mastering. Soul-capturing. Mind-control.
Wow. I can do all kinds of great stuff.
All right, ThunderCats. You like doing impressions of me?
Well, get ready for an impression you'll never forget.
[evil laugh]
-[thunder rumbles] -[all laugh]
Remember when you guys were like, "I'm Mumm-Ra. Blah, blah, blah, blah."
That was so funny.
[all laugh]
Oh, guys, remember when I said, "I'm Mumm-Ra!
This is what my voice sounds like."
Well, [sighs] I think it's time for bed.
Already? [laughs sheepishly] Okay, then.
[yawns] I'm so sleepy.
My head's all fuzzy.
Get some rest.
[yawns] I'll see you in the...
[thunder rumbles]
[yawns]
Huh?
Greetings, Panthro.
Who... Who are you? What're you doing in my garage?
I thought you liked impressions.
How about this one?
I'm Panthro. I'm a horrible inventor.
And horrible inventors make horrific inventions!
[evil laughter]
[grunts]
[gasps]
[screaming]
[groaning]
Greetings, I'm Cheetara.
I think I'm so fast.
But we'll see about that.
Tag, you're it.
Wait.
-See you later. -Whoa!
-Can't keep up? -Oh, no, you don't.
Come on, you're close. Almost got me. Up high!
[yells] Huh? [screams]
[groans] Burrito time.
Mmm.
I know there's another burrito in here somewhere.
You mean this burrito?
What-- Hey! That's mine.
Oh, I'm sorry. Here, why don't you have it back?
Hey, wait--
Oh, no, no, no... [muffled speaking]
I'm gonna beat your high score.
No, you're not.
Yeah, I am.
Oh, look, I'm WilyKat.
I'm such a lousy player.
I couldn't hit the triangular side of a pyramid.
That's not true.
And I'm WilyKit.
I'm a little baby who probably wears diapers.
I'm not a baby.
Game over, ThunderBrats.
[both screaming]
-[both screaming] -Get us out of here.
[spits]
[gasps]
Hi. I'm Tygra. I like chores.
Uh, is that supposed to be me?
I don't sound like that.
Sure, you do. That's exactly what you sound like.
-Get in the sack. -[groans]
[meowing]
[all groaning]
[groans] I dreamt I got swallowed by a burrito.
It was terrible. But also amazing.
[groans]
Wait. Where are we?
See, ThunderDopes?
That's how you do impressions.
With evil magic.
That's great, Mumm-Ra.
Just hand over the evil artifact you're using so I can smash it.
You pitiable buffoon.
I don't need artifacts anymore.
The Ancient Spirits of Evil are awake.
And they give me whatever I want.
Now, I am going to take a little stroll
and think of some fun new ways to torment you.
Stay put. [evil laugh]
Oh, man! I can't believe Mumm-Ra finally won.
He used our own hilarity against us. What a jerk!
And now we're gonna get tormented. [groans]
This is not cool.
No, Mumm-Ra didn't win. Mumm-Ra cheated.
Because he used evil spirits?
Because impressions are supposed to be for fun, not for evil.
Impressions are a neat trick you do to make your friends laugh.
Unless you're Tygra, and you're terrible at them.
I went to a thespian academy.
Plus, our impressions were great. Except for Tygra's.
You're right, Lion-O.
We're great and Mumm-Ra stinks.
Hey, guys. Who am I?
I'm Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Losing.
[all laugh]
Mumm-Ra, you're back. Did you defeat the ThunderCats?
Oh, they think I'm Mumm-Ra.
Ooh, I have an idea. [clears throat]
Hey, Ancient Spirits of Evil,
can I have my powers back?
Come on, Mumm-Ra. Did you already forget the incantation?
It's "Ancient Spirits of Evil,
transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living."
How hard is that to remember?
Oh, yeah, sorry.
I got uh... I got mummy brain.
Anyways, Ancient Spirits of Evil,
transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living.
Oh! Awesome!
Oh, wow! Let us try.
[all] Ancient Spirits of Evil,
transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living.
Yes!
Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform--
Wait a second. Who is that?
Did someone let a Berbil in here?
Are you kidding me? Why does everyone think I sound like a Berbil?
I thought I heard a Berbil. Get out, you dumb robot bear.
Ooh, oh, uh-oh.
[meowing]
Oh, my mummy-wipes.
ThunderCats HO!
Look at me, I'm Mumm-Ra.
I'm getting my big dumb self pounded into a wall.
-[groans] -No. I'm Mumm-Ra.
-I get dizzy real easy. -[screams]
-[groans] -I'm Mumm-Ra.
I think eating burritos are gross.
But I sure love eating dirt.
-Mmm. [laughs] -[gags]
[retches]
Now I remember why I unplugged you.
You guys are total dum-dums.
[WilyKit] Look, I'm Mumm-Ra.
I take showers with cauldron goo. [grunts]
[screams]
Hey, I need that goo.
[grunts]
I'm Mumm-Ra. And I'm about to get wrecked.
Are you 100% certain you're not trying to do a Berbil?
-[grunts] -Oh! [groans]
All right, I give up.
You win this one, ThunderDorks.
-[all] Oh, yeah! -What an embarrassing day.
Oh, wait. That's Mumm-Ra.
We can tell because he lost to the ThunderCats.
[Mumm-Ra groans]
Good job, Thundies.
Now let's stop doing Mumm-Ra impressions and go home.
Ooh, ooh. I got one more.
[clears throat] I'm Mumm-Ra.
I forgot how my own statues work.
[coughs]
[all laugh]
Good one, Tygra.
Come on, everyone.
-[all laugh] -Hey, hey, guys. I can't fly!
[sighs] Oh, man!
Guess I'll just... [exhales] Walk home.
[farts]
[closing theme music playing]