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M_I_SForEver

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Gobble, gobble.

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This might just be
the only bird excited

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to lose its neck today.

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Can we do without the puns?

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Well, yeah, but if today
wasn't Thanksgiving

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then it wouldn't be a pun.

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It's just a grammar thing.

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Good point, Mr. Williams.

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However...

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I don't remember saying
that you could talk.

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OK, that hurts.

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Oh, wow.

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So does divorce.

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But you don't see me
crying about it, do you?

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'Cause I'm taking
names today, son.

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Quick question, Molly,
he can't see us, can he?

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I'm gonna need for you
to stop talking.

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Now turn around
and show me your...

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Pecans for the pie.

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<i>I don't know why you're
making that this year.</i>

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<i>It wasn't that good.</i>

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<i>Barbara, be nice
to your sister.</i>

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<i>She's had a rough year.</i>

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Thanks, Mom.

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Oh my God, it is jerk
turd central in here.

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<i>So, Thanksgiving
in Hollywood, huh?</i>

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<i>Which one of the
Avengers is bringing</i>

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<i>the mound of cocaine
shaped like a turkey?</i>

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Sorry, to burst your
rude bubble

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but it's just me,
Molly and the baby today.

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<i>I don't even wanna know
what goes on out there.</i>

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Nothing goes on.

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We are eating turkey and
continuing the tradition,

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no matter how small
the family is this year.

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<i>Good for you, honey.
You know what they say,</i>

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<i>you have to appreciate the
lesson in where you are</i>

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<i>before you can move on.</i>

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<i>And they also say
you're both better off</i>

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<i>without assholes in your life.</i>

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<i>That too.</i>

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God, it just feels so weird

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not being with Maeve and
the kids on Thanksgiving.

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<i>Oh, give me a break.</i>

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<i>Both of those kids need a
good smack in the mouth.</i>

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People don't hit their
children anymore.

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- <i>I don't know why.</i>
- <i>Well, they should.</i>

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<i>Why isn't the
pool heated?</i>

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<i>'Cause it's December,
you spoiled little fuck.</i>

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<i>Go play on the ice.</i>

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<i>Barbara, calm down.</i>

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It just felt nice to
have a family for once.

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- <i>Oh!</i>
- <i>What are we, the cat's ass?</i>

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No, you know what I
mean, my own family.

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<i>Listen, you know what,
if you want a family,</i>

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<i>we could all be together,</i>

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<i>you could marry Big Pauly
from down the street.</i>

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<i>He always asks about you.</i>

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Yeah, if his name was
Big Pauline, then maybe.

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<i>Listen, how's Molly doing?</i>

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<i>Oh, tell her, I just</i>
<i>saw</i> Pluto Raiders <i>and</i>

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- <i>I absolutely loved her in it.</i>
- <i>We loved it!</i>

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- <i>You fell asleep, Ma.</i>
- <i>I saw it too, we loved it.</i>

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<i>No, no, I saw every bit of it.</i>

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Pluto Raiders.

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<i>How's she doing since
the husband left though?</i>

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Oh, my God, she is a real mess.

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Molly, that does hurt.

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Oh, yeah?

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Have you ever pushed a 10
pound baby out of your vagina?

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- No.
- No, you don't have a vagina?

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Well, do you wanna push
one out of your asshole?

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- Huh?
- You ever shat yourself while bringing

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a miracle into the world?

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- Right.
- Yeah.

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You know what, this dominatrix
thing was really stupid.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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I'm really preoccupied
with Eden, and I just...

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Oh, oh, oh, darling.

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Honest, this thing
is so uncomfortable.

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Well, then, babe, let's...

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Let's get you out of it.

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Yeah?

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We only have about
a minute and a half.

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Oh, that's plenty.

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I hope you're joking.

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Yeah.
Well...

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<i>Hi, this is Molly.
Leave a message.</i>

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Hey. It's Thanksgiving already.
Yay.

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I'm warning you now, I'm
gonna cry once an hour,

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so you might need to cradle
me in the fetal position

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while I shove a third
helping in my mouth.

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Mmm. I wonder if I should
make two pies,

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one for each of us.

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I'm just so beyond thankful to
have you today, babe. Call me.

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Excuse me. You're not allowed
to drink alcohol in here.

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Oh, it's OK.

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I brought this with me,
it's not one of yours.

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Still, I'm sorry. I'm afraid
that doesn't make a difference.

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Don't you have other things
you could be doing right now,

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like making sure there
are enough turkeys today?

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Or stopping the hipsters from buying
up all the hair product? Like...

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Ma'am, if you take one more sip,
I'm gonna have to call security.

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What's gonna happen?

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Oh, no.

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Strong, patriarchal male
pushing women around.

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Oh, you want my uterus too?

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Happy Thanksgiving, ma'am.

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Happy Thanksgiving
to you, dickhead!

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And thank you for saving me
from my feelings this holiday.

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Oh!

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Oh, it's Christmas already?

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- Merry fucking Christmas.
- No, hey.

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Hey.

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Stop trying to shove holiday
happiness down our throats!

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Hey. No, stop!
Ma'am. Hey.

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Too soon!

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OK, breakfast is served.

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Oh, my gosh,
this looks amazing.

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What is it?

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<i>Mote Pillo.</i>

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I have this in Ecuador.

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The kids in my charity make
this for me every time I go.

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I love that you're
a philanthropist.

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Honestly, it's the most
rewarding thing I've ever done.

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Mmm.

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This is delicious.

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- Really?
- Mmm.

129
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Oh, good. Yeah, you don't
have an omelet pan,

130
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so I just so I just
used a regular one.

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Although the kids in
Ecuador, they use a hot rock.

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- Wow.
- Yeah.

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You know, if you would have
asked me a few weeks ago

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what I thought I'd be
doing for Thanksgiving

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and what it would be like,

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I would have said it
would have been just fine.

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Maybe even a bit depressing.

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Oh my god, yes.

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I know. Darling, I know it's
only been a couple of weeks,

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but I'm not afraid to
say I'm crazy about you,

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and your son.

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Hey. How's Ohio?

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<i>Dan's father got the shits,
so we had to stay home.</i>

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Oh, no.

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<i>Yeah, it was coming
out of both ends</i>

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<i>and we didn't wanna risk
getting the kids sick,</i>

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so we're here.

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<i>How's your day going?</i>

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<i>Getting ready for your
big plans with Abby?</i>

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Yep. I think we're gonna eat
tons of pie and watch a movie.

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<i>Fuck off.
That sounds incredible.</i>

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<i>Can I come over?</i>

153
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<i>Hey, Mom,
look what I can do!</i>

154
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<i>Think that's the best
choice you could be</i>

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<i>making right now
with your life?</i>

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Oh, my god.

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<i>Listen to me, I've got
to get out of this place.</i>

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<i>I'm going to die here.
Can I come over?</i>

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<i>I mean, you must be going
through a lot of emotions today</i>

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<i>and I'd like to help
you through them.</i>

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You know what, yeah,
we'd love to have you.

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Why don't you come
by around two?

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<i>OK, great.
That's amazing.</i>

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<i>I can't wait to see you.
I love you.</i>

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- <i>I'll see you soon.</i>
- Bye.

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- You OK?
- Yeah.

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I just promised Abby I'd
spend the day with her.

168
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Well, I'm sure it's fine.

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It's just a couple more people.

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Well, it sounds like you
have a fun day planned.

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That's cool.

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I have a fun day planned too.

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I'm gonna go out and
just do some things

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and some stuff and some things.

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- Jeff.
- Yes?

176
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Would you like to
stay for dinner?

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I would love to.
Oh my god.

178
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- I just had a great idea.
- What?

179
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You know what,
don't worry about it.

180
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I need to make a phone call.

181
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I'm gonna make Eden's first
Thanksgiving a phenomenal one.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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- Oh my god.
- Wow.

184
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I know. I went a little
overboard today,

185
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but you gotta fill
the void somehow.

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Babe...

187
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Oh, listen, I thought
I would roll the dice

188
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and do the turkey in
the vertical roaster.

189
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Heard it's amazing.

190
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Sounds it. But I just wanted to
let you know that...

191
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Darling, is this moisturizer
just for the face or is it...

192
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Oh, hey!

193
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This is Jeff.

194
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Hey, Jeff, and...
little Jeff.

195
00:11:00,584 --> 00:11:02,086
Nice to meet you.

196
00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:03,287
Sorry.

197
00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:04,888
Oh, no big deal.

198
00:11:04,922 --> 00:11:06,190
I have one just like
it in my top drawer.

199
00:11:06,223 --> 00:11:07,491
Except mine's bigger.

200
00:11:09,259 --> 00:11:11,195
Darling, I'm going to
go back to the hotel,

201
00:11:11,228 --> 00:11:13,197
grab some stuff and then
I'll come straight back.

202
00:11:13,230 --> 00:11:15,232
Abby, it was lovely
to meet you.

203
00:11:15,265 --> 00:11:17,167
I will see you later
for dinner?

204
00:11:17,201 --> 00:11:19,570
Oh, is that the plan?

205
00:11:19,603 --> 00:11:21,605
That is the plan, Stan.

206
00:11:21,638 --> 00:11:23,540
Do we need anything?

207
00:11:23,574 --> 00:11:25,442
Nope. Just you.

208
00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:28,212
Butter. We're gonna need
a lot more butter.

209
00:11:28,245 --> 00:11:30,347
Just me and butter.

210
00:11:30,381 --> 00:11:33,083
Got it.
I like the sound of that.

211
00:11:35,219 --> 00:11:36,421
Abby, wait.

212
00:11:38,189 --> 00:11:39,657
I'm sorry.
I know we said that we...

213
00:11:39,692 --> 00:11:42,093
What's going on?
Who is that?

214
00:11:42,127 --> 00:11:44,529
Jeff. The guy I met in London on
the press tour for <i>Pluto Raiders.</i>

215
00:11:44,562 --> 00:11:45,663
He's a philanthropist.

216
00:11:45,698 --> 00:11:47,265
Why is he here?

217
00:11:47,298 --> 00:11:49,167
Well, he says he's
here with his charity,

218
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,970
but I think he's
actually here for me.

219
00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,238
Babe, I told you about him.

220
00:11:53,271 --> 00:11:54,639
Yeah, well, you didn't tell me

221
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,474
he was gonna be spending
Thanksgiving with us.

222
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,277
Well, it just kind of happened.

223
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And I invited
Lauren and Dan too.

224
00:12:01,079 --> 00:12:03,281
- What?
- What? Their plans fell through.

225
00:12:03,314 --> 00:12:04,682
Well, I didn't know
you were turning this

226
00:12:04,717 --> 00:12:07,051
into like a whole thing.

227
00:12:08,486 --> 00:12:11,022
I can't believe you're
seeing someone already.

228
00:12:11,055 --> 00:12:12,590
Don't you think it's a
little quick to move on?

229
00:12:12,624 --> 00:12:14,025
No.

230
00:12:14,058 --> 00:12:16,060
I don't believe in grieving.

231
00:12:16,094 --> 00:12:19,564
OK, well, some people would call
it processing, but whatever.

232
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Babe, you and Maeve
broke up in January...

233
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January 19th, 11:11 a.m.

234
00:12:23,569 --> 00:12:25,171
I know when we broke up.

235
00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:26,472
It might be time to
let that go.

236
00:12:26,505 --> 00:12:29,208
I prefer to hang on
and eat pie.

237
00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:31,410
Which lines up perfectly
with the holiday

238
00:12:31,444 --> 00:12:33,245
we agreed to spend together.

239
00:12:33,279 --> 00:12:35,214
Well, maybe I don't
wanna spend the day

240
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stuffing my face
with sugar and regret.

241
00:12:38,684 --> 00:12:41,755
That's the whole point
of Thanksgiving, Molly!

242
00:12:41,788 --> 00:12:43,222
Sugar and regret.

243
00:12:43,255 --> 00:12:44,557
And football.

244
00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:46,425
Well, I wanna celebrate.

245
00:12:46,459 --> 00:12:49,328
What is there to celebrate?

246
00:12:49,361 --> 00:12:54,099
Having Eden. The fact that I
survived my divorce.

247
00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:56,469
You haven't even filed yet.

248
00:12:57,403 --> 00:12:59,472
I've emotionally filed.

249
00:12:59,505 --> 00:13:02,107
Oh, that's the same.

250
00:13:02,141 --> 00:13:03,409
Well, it's great you
can separate yourself

251
00:13:03,442 --> 00:13:05,377
from the past so
quickly like that,

252
00:13:05,411 --> 00:13:07,046
but I don't know if I can.

253
00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:09,281
Well, I'm just trying
to let go of the past

254
00:13:09,315 --> 00:13:11,485
so I can enjoy the present.

255
00:13:14,254 --> 00:13:17,224
What? Don't give me that enjoy
the present bullshit.

256
00:13:17,257 --> 00:13:19,092
I am trying to enjoy
the present too.

257
00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:22,697
Just not with Jeff and
his moisturized cock.

258
00:13:23,731 --> 00:13:25,499
God, by this time last year,

259
00:13:25,532 --> 00:13:27,334
Maeve and I would have
already taken a lavender bath

260
00:13:27,367 --> 00:13:28,668
and read our poems
to each other.

261
00:13:28,703 --> 00:13:30,370
OK.

262
00:13:30,403 --> 00:13:32,239
Oh, what?
Why're you laughing?

263
00:13:32,272 --> 00:13:33,673
Because the day after,
she wouldn't let you

264
00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:35,375
out of the house 'cause
you gained a few pounds.

265
00:13:35,408 --> 00:13:37,344
I know.
She was complicated.

266
00:13:37,377 --> 00:13:39,179
That's a nice way
of putting it.

267
00:13:39,212 --> 00:13:41,181
Look, you and I are
very different people,

268
00:13:41,214 --> 00:13:43,049
and maybe you don't
quite understand

269
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,552
how powerful the connection
can be between two women.

270
00:13:45,585 --> 00:13:47,254
Abby, you're not
the first person

271
00:13:47,287 --> 00:13:49,322
to have dated a
woman after a man.

272
00:13:49,356 --> 00:13:51,124
- Oprah did an episode on that
- Delivery.

273
00:13:51,157 --> 00:13:52,392
like 10 years ago.

274
00:13:52,425 --> 00:13:54,194
OK, great.
Well, good for Oprah.

275
00:13:54,227 --> 00:13:55,696
You know what? Maybe I'll go
spend the day with her.

276
00:13:55,730 --> 00:13:58,398
Yo. You order a photo booth?

277
00:13:58,431 --> 00:14:00,201
What? No!

278
00:14:00,234 --> 00:14:02,270
No.
No, I didn't.

279
00:14:02,303 --> 00:14:04,438
Says for a Jeff.

280
00:14:04,472 --> 00:14:07,108
He didn't leave a credit card
so you'll have to give me one.

281
00:14:07,141 --> 00:14:08,576
Oh my god.
OK, you know what?

282
00:14:08,609 --> 00:14:10,444
- I'm gonna go.
- What?

283
00:14:10,478 --> 00:14:12,613
Look, you clearly have your own
idea about how today should go,

284
00:14:12,647 --> 00:14:14,415
and it's not what we
talked about, at all.

285
00:14:14,448 --> 00:14:16,317
And that's OK, but
it's also OK for me

286
00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:17,652
to not wanna be here.

287
00:14:17,685 --> 00:14:19,420
- Ab, wait.
- Don't worry about it.

288
00:14:19,453 --> 00:14:20,756
Whoa.

289
00:14:20,789 --> 00:14:22,189
Molly Erickson?

290
00:14:22,223 --> 00:14:23,324
Yeah.

291
00:14:23,357 --> 00:14:24,392
Shit.

292
00:14:24,425 --> 00:14:26,828
Now I know where you live.

293
00:14:26,862 --> 00:14:29,330
Where do you want it?

294
00:14:29,363 --> 00:14:32,233
Just put it in a corner
away from the house.

295
00:14:32,266 --> 00:14:34,635
- I'll be right with you.
- You got it.

296
00:14:34,669 --> 00:14:36,571
Why are you acting like
I've done something wrong?

297
00:14:36,604 --> 00:14:39,640
I'm not. Let's not make a big
thing out of it. All right?

298
00:14:39,674 --> 00:14:41,642
We had plans, Jeff showed up,
and those plans changed.

299
00:14:41,676 --> 00:14:43,377
Forgive me if I don't
want to sit around

300
00:14:43,411 --> 00:14:45,212
and eat my feelings
while you, Jeff,

301
00:14:45,246 --> 00:14:46,882
Lauren and Dan all finger
each other under the table.

302
00:14:46,915 --> 00:14:48,818
How do you
wanna pay for this?

303
00:14:48,851 --> 00:14:51,653
Have fun.
Take lots of pictures.

304
00:14:53,790 --> 00:14:57,492
Props include boxing themed
stuff, if you wanna punch anybody.

305
00:14:57,526 --> 00:15:00,162
We got a gold flask for
any drinkers in the crew.

306
00:15:00,195 --> 00:15:02,297
We got a sword for the
knight in shining armor.

307
00:15:02,331 --> 00:15:04,333
- Gotta a boa for...
- I won't be needing that.

308
00:15:04,366 --> 00:15:08,705
My knight in shining
armor is divorcing me.

309
00:15:08,738 --> 00:15:11,139
OK.

310
00:15:11,173 --> 00:15:12,541
Photographer should
be here at...

311
00:15:12,574 --> 00:15:14,443
It's OK, you know.
Shit happens.

312
00:15:14,476 --> 00:15:16,545
What am I supposed to do,
chain him to the fucking bed?

313
00:15:16,578 --> 00:15:17,814
He didn't wanna be here.

314
00:15:17,847 --> 00:15:19,716
That's it. Go.

315
00:15:19,749 --> 00:15:21,884
Get outta here.
The ring meant nothing. It's OK.

316
00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:23,820
He left you after
<i>Pluto Raiders?</i>

317
00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:25,487
I thought you were
great in that.

318
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,757
Thanks, but, you
know, let's be honest,

319
00:15:27,790 --> 00:15:29,424
at the end of the
day I'm just another

320
00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:31,393
Hollywood prettiot
who's running away

321
00:15:31,426 --> 00:15:33,930
from explosions and
kissing the hot guy.

322
00:15:33,963 --> 00:15:35,766
What? No way.

323
00:15:35,799 --> 00:15:37,701
Your commitment in
that fight scene

324
00:15:37,735 --> 00:15:40,670
is by far the best thing
I've ever seen you do.

325
00:15:40,704 --> 00:15:42,639
Thank you.

326
00:15:42,672 --> 00:15:44,574
You know we did over a
hundred takes of that.

327
00:15:44,607 --> 00:15:45,675
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

328
00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:46,576
Hey, were those real roosters?

329
00:15:46,609 --> 00:15:47,610
Oh, yeah.

330
00:15:47,644 --> 00:15:48,712
- I knew it.
- Yeah.

331
00:15:48,746 --> 00:15:49,679
You can't fake the real thing.

332
00:15:49,713 --> 00:15:51,648
Oh, no, you really can't.

333
00:15:51,681 --> 00:15:53,683
I'm sorry about your husband.

334
00:15:53,717 --> 00:15:56,552
Oh, that's OK.
I'm not gonna cry about it.

335
00:15:56,586 --> 00:15:59,422
I've got a great life that
I've worked my ass off for.

336
00:15:59,455 --> 00:16:01,324
- That's great.
- Anyway, it's all good.

337
00:16:01,357 --> 00:16:03,359
Sometimes you just
gotta take your tits out

338
00:16:03,393 --> 00:16:05,361
and celebrate how far
you've come, right?

339
00:16:05,395 --> 00:16:06,964
Please don't take
your tits out.

340
00:16:06,997 --> 00:16:08,498
I'm married.

341
00:16:08,531 --> 00:16:11,467
Did somebody say
take your tits out?

342
00:16:12,468 --> 00:16:14,972
Hello. I'm Helen.

343
00:16:15,005 --> 00:16:17,240
Mom, what are you doing here?

344
00:16:17,273 --> 00:16:19,943
Wow. I can see where she
gets her beauty from.

345
00:16:19,977 --> 00:16:22,245
And her talent.

346
00:16:22,278 --> 00:16:26,450
OK. Just sign here and
you're all set.

347
00:16:26,483 --> 00:16:28,252
Right.

348
00:16:29,353 --> 00:16:30,287
Thank you.

349
00:16:31,756 --> 00:16:35,359
I bet you his wife
doesn't satisfy him.

350
00:16:35,392 --> 00:16:40,597
- So, do I get a big hug?
- Yeah, of course.

351
00:16:40,631 --> 00:16:42,734
Just surprised to
see you is all.

352
00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:45,602
Well, Michael's gone, so
I figured I could visit.

353
00:16:45,636 --> 00:16:47,739
I know he was never
crazy about me.

354
00:16:47,772 --> 00:16:49,774
You came all the way from
Sweden to tell me that?

355
00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:51,442
Well, I had to.

356
00:16:51,475 --> 00:16:53,011
You were crying on the
phone for 20 minutes.

357
00:16:53,044 --> 00:16:54,545
When was I crying to you?

358
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:55,814
When Michael left.

359
00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:57,381
That was two months ago.

360
00:16:57,414 --> 00:16:59,416
Well, I had to gather
my things.

361
00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:01,251
It took you two months
to gather your things?

362
00:17:01,285 --> 00:17:02,553
I have a lot of things.

363
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,823
- Oh.
- So, will you go get my bags?

364
00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:07,391
They're in the car.
And, I'll go to my room.

365
00:17:07,424 --> 00:17:08,559
I'm so tired.

366
00:17:10,694 --> 00:17:12,263
Motherfucker.

367
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:19,705
<i>Why don't you call your
Aunt Tess and your Uncle Al?</i>

368
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,407
<i>They live in Yorba Linda.
That isn't too far from you.</i>

369
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,009
Ma, I'm not spending
Thanksgiving

370
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,543
with Aunt Tess and her moles.

371
00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:27,046
I won't be able to eat.

372
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:28,680
<i>Oh, just look the other way.</i>

373
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,381
<i>You can't look the other way.</i>

374
00:17:30,415 --> 00:17:31,583
<i>They're like right
there in your face.</i>

375
00:17:31,616 --> 00:17:32,852
<i>They look like the stuffing.</i>

376
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,385
I don't wanna look
the other way.

377
00:17:34,419 --> 00:17:36,354
I'm tired of pretending.

378
00:17:36,387 --> 00:17:38,724
<i>It sounds like you're
having a shitty day, sis.</i>

379
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,325
That I am.

380
00:17:40,358 --> 00:17:41,994
<i>Yeah, well, here it's
19 degrees</i>

381
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,362
<i>and the only fun I'm
gonna have is listening</i>

382
00:17:44,395 --> 00:17:46,464
<i>to Aunt Anna tell
the story about</i>

383
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,901
<i>how she jerks off Uncle
Sal on the way to Florida.</i>

384
00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:52,403
<i>Uncle Sal, you
wanna come say hi?</i>

385
00:17:52,437 --> 00:17:54,506
<i>Hey, kiddo.
How you doing?</i>

386
00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:56,374
Hey, Happy Thanksgiving.

387
00:17:56,407 --> 00:17:58,343
<i>So I hear the ladies
aren't treating you so nice</i>

388
00:17:58,376 --> 00:17:59,411
<i>out there, huh?</i>

389
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,081
No, they're not, Uncle Sal.

390
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,549
And those lesbian dating
apps are the worst.

391
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,417
<i>You need a nice Italian man.</i>

392
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,520
<i>Oh my...</i>

393
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,688
<i>Wrap his arms around you
and sing you some songs.</i>

394
00:18:09,723 --> 00:18:12,491
<i>Melodies, beautiful,
nice and romantic.</i>

395
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,326
The last Italian man I dated

396
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,996
threw a bottle at
my head, Uncle Sal.

397
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:17,663
<i>That ain't nothin'.</i>

398
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,532
<i>It's like how we
say we need to talk.</i>

399
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,400
<i>Come here and say
hi to Abby, everybody.</i>

400
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,369
<i>Wait, does
that mean...</i>

401
00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:26,372
<i>Listen, she's not happy and
she's tired of pretending.</i>

402
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,574
<i>Aw, Bunny, you lonely?</i>

403
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:31,377
No, no, no, I'm good.
I'm good, Aunt Anna.

404
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,113
<i>You know sometimes that
relentless sunshine,</i>

405
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,816
<i>it can make you
feel real lonely.</i>

406
00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:37,984
<i>You want me to tell
you your fortune?</i>

407
00:18:38,018 --> 00:18:40,553
<i>I'll tell ya if you're lonely.</i>

408
00:18:41,822 --> 00:18:45,357
<i>Oh, Bunny, you're very lonely.</i>

409
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:46,492
I'm not...

410
00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:48,095
I mean I'm alone in this room.

411
00:18:48,129 --> 00:18:49,931
<i>You know they say in Hollywood,</i>

412
00:18:49,964 --> 00:18:51,933
<i>if you want a friend,
you should get a dog.</i>

413
00:18:51,966 --> 00:18:53,034
<i>Oh, is that what they say?</i>

414
00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:54,902
- <i>Yeah.</i>
- <i>They say that?</i>

415
00:18:54,936 --> 00:18:57,437
I don't, I can't have a dog
in this building, Aunt Anna.

416
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,974
- <i>Why are you getting up my ass?</i>
- <i>I'm not!</i>

417
00:19:00,007 --> 00:19:01,508
<i>I'm trying to tell
her she's lonely!</i>

418
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,677
- <i>We know she's lonely.</i>
- <i>Barb!</i>

419
00:19:03,711 --> 00:19:05,112
<i>I'm not gonna
have it with you today!</i>

420
00:19:05,146 --> 00:19:06,981
<i>Please don't get upset.
We haven't even...</i>

421
00:19:07,014 --> 00:19:08,615
<i>Get an abandoned dog,
because they will</i>

422
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,450
- <i>love you forever.</i>
- <i>That's true.</i>

423
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,786
- <i>Unlike this fucking family.</i>
- <i>Remember Monkey?</i>

424
00:19:11,819 --> 00:19:13,386
- <i>That little dog we had?</i>
- <i>Oh my god.</i>

425
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,388
Guys, I'm still here.
I'm on the phone.

426
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:16,590
- <i>Can you just...</i>
- <i>I gotta work on dinner.</i>

427
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:17,992
<i>I love you.</i>

428
00:19:18,025 --> 00:19:19,693
- <i>You look a little pale.</i>
- <i>Oh my god.</i>

429
00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:21,628
- <i>She does look pale.</i>
- <i>But I love you.</i>

430
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,563
- <i>She doesn't it's the camera.</i>
- <i>And I like your hair.</i>

431
00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:24,999
- <i>We all love your hair.</i>
- <i>Doesn't it? She looks good.</i>

432
00:19:25,032 --> 00:19:26,399
<i>She looks really good,
and by...</i>

433
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,902
<i>OK, I'll just text you later.</i>

434
00:19:27,935 --> 00:19:29,569
<i>So, this is what I'm
dealing with, OK?</i>

435
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:30,604
<i>And I'll text you.</i>

436
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:31,671
<i>You shoulda come home.</i>

437
00:19:31,706 --> 00:19:33,640
<i>You know what?</i>

438
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,842
- <i>I'm gonna say this just once.</i>
- <i>You shoulda come home.</i>

439
00:19:34,877 --> 00:19:36,745
<i>Just today, Ma.
Ma's right.</i>

440
00:19:36,778 --> 00:19:39,047
<i>You shoulda just come home, Ab.</i>

441
00:20:10,678 --> 00:20:12,915
Look, I am sorry
I surprised you.

442
00:20:12,948 --> 00:20:15,516
But I didn't think you
would say yes if I asked.

443
00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:18,686
Oh, well, it'd be nice
to have the option.

444
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,489
So I am a horrible mother
because I come to visit you.

445
00:20:21,522 --> 00:20:25,061
I never said you were
a horrible mother.

446
00:20:27,964 --> 00:20:28,831
Shit.

447
00:20:28,865 --> 00:20:30,465
What is it?

448
00:20:30,499 --> 00:20:33,169
Lauren invited someone
for Abby.

449
00:20:33,202 --> 00:20:35,104
And my agent Rick.

450
00:20:35,138 --> 00:20:37,206
And Claire fucking Bortles.

451
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,642
Good. You need to have your
friends around you.

452
00:20:40,676 --> 00:20:42,211
Where's Abby?

453
00:20:42,245 --> 00:20:44,747
She was here earlier but
we got in a weird argument

454
00:20:44,781 --> 00:20:45,949
because I invited Jeff.

455
00:20:45,982 --> 00:20:48,017
Why shouldn't you invite Jeff?

456
00:20:48,051 --> 00:20:49,451
He's your lover.

457
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,855
Can you not say it like that?

458
00:20:52,889 --> 00:20:54,057
That grosses me out.

459
00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:55,992
Abby's really not coming?

460
00:20:56,025 --> 00:20:59,228
No. I think she'd rather
spend the day with Oprah.

461
00:20:59,262 --> 00:21:00,897
That's that?

462
00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:02,131
Yeah, it is.

463
00:21:08,237 --> 00:21:10,841
- Where are you going?
- To get her.

464
00:21:10,874 --> 00:21:12,710
She shouldn't be alone today.

465
00:21:12,743 --> 00:21:14,544
Leave the baby with me.

466
00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:16,113
I've done this before,
you know.

467
00:21:16,146 --> 00:21:20,184
I know. That's why I'm
bringing him with me.

468
00:21:25,923 --> 00:21:27,891
Hi.

469
00:21:27,925 --> 00:21:30,560
Just promise me I don't
have to look at Jeff's balls

470
00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:33,030
while I'm eating my turkey.

471
00:21:33,063 --> 00:21:36,166
- I can make that promise.
- Great.

472
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:40,237
The day's looking
better already.

473
00:21:40,270 --> 00:21:41,772
Hi, Eden.

474
00:21:41,805 --> 00:21:43,807
Molly, bring
back some vodka.

475
00:21:43,841 --> 00:21:45,843
Is that Helen?

476
00:21:45,876 --> 00:21:47,878
- Ooh.
- Surprise visit.

477
00:21:47,911 --> 00:21:48,979
Oh, fun.

478
00:21:58,355 --> 00:22:00,025
I'm excited to
meet your friends.

479
00:22:00,058 --> 00:22:01,993
- Knock, knock, knock!
- Hey!

480
00:22:02,027 --> 00:22:03,194
- Ah, hey!
- Hey, hey, hey.

481
00:22:03,228 --> 00:22:04,963
- How are you?
- Wow!

482
00:22:04,996 --> 00:22:06,697
Good, hi.

483
00:22:06,731 --> 00:22:08,233
You look incredible.

484
00:22:08,266 --> 00:22:09,868
I feel like I have
to come close.

485
00:22:09,901 --> 00:22:11,770
- It's so incredible.
- Thank you.

486
00:22:11,803 --> 00:22:14,739
After all of that
damage and awful shit

487
00:22:14,773 --> 00:22:17,042
that your ex-husband
did to you. What a turd.

488
00:22:17,075 --> 00:22:18,343
- What a walking turd.
- It's all OK.

489
00:22:18,376 --> 00:22:19,811
It's all good.

490
00:22:19,844 --> 00:22:20,779
- I'm good.
- You look incredible.

491
00:22:20,812 --> 00:22:22,247
Hi, by the way, I'm Jeff.

492
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,815
- I'm the new boyfriend.
- Great, I'm Rick.

493
00:22:23,848 --> 00:22:24,983
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Ooh, ow, Jeff.

494
00:22:25,016 --> 00:22:26,351
- Brianne.
- Oh, lovely.

495
00:22:26,384 --> 00:22:27,852
Is that short for like Richard?

496
00:22:27,886 --> 00:22:29,287
It's just Rick.

497
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,687
- It's just Rick.
- It's just Rick.

498
00:22:30,722 --> 00:22:32,223
Yeah.

499
00:22:32,257 --> 00:22:33,091
No, Richard's a totally
different name, you goof.

500
00:22:33,124 --> 00:22:34,993
Oh, yeah.

501
00:22:35,026 --> 00:22:36,227
I don't know how they do it
across the pond over there.

502
00:22:36,261 --> 00:22:37,228
- Old goofy town.
- Yeah, yeah.

503
00:22:37,262 --> 00:22:38,830
How hot is my wife?

504
00:22:38,863 --> 00:22:40,799
I mean, come on, do you
wanna poke her, or what?

505
00:22:40,832 --> 00:22:43,968
- Jeff?
- You look wonderful.

506
00:22:47,273 --> 00:22:49,809
Oh, Abby's in the
kitchen making the gravy.

507
00:22:49,842 --> 00:22:52,044
Yeah. Why don't you go in
and say hi.

508
00:22:52,078 --> 00:22:53,946
I'm gonna drink it.
I'm gonna drink it.

509
00:22:53,979 --> 00:22:54,880
I love gravy.

510
00:22:54,914 --> 00:22:55,981
Not all of it.

511
00:22:56,015 --> 00:22:57,883
Happy Thanksgiving!

512
00:22:57,917 --> 00:22:59,351
Gus. Wow.

513
00:22:59,385 --> 00:23:00,386
- Hi.
- Hi.

514
00:23:00,419 --> 00:23:01,987
I wasn't expecting you.

515
00:23:02,021 --> 00:23:04,290
- Oh, yeah. Lauren texted me.
- Great, OK.

516
00:23:04,323 --> 00:23:06,092
I'm glad she did
because you know what?

517
00:23:06,125 --> 00:23:07,393
This time of the year's
always really hard for me,

518
00:23:07,426 --> 00:23:09,261
'cause I hate my family.

519
00:23:09,295 --> 00:23:12,798
My father's a narcissist and
my brother sells Herbalife.

520
00:23:12,832 --> 00:23:15,101
My other brother,
he's still missing.

521
00:23:15,134 --> 00:23:16,735
He's still missing?

522
00:23:16,769 --> 00:23:18,703
- Hi!
- Hi.

523
00:23:18,737 --> 00:23:20,840
- I'm Helen.
- Are we kissing?

524
00:23:20,873 --> 00:23:22,408
Who's this?

525
00:23:22,441 --> 00:23:25,044
- My mother.
- Oh, your mother.

526
00:23:25,077 --> 00:23:26,378
Oh, it's a baby.

527
00:23:26,412 --> 00:23:27,947
I'm gonna walk
away from the baby.

528
00:23:27,980 --> 00:23:29,315
You know what, Abby
is in the kitchen,

529
00:23:29,348 --> 00:23:31,050
so why don't you put
the food in the kitchen.

530
00:23:31,083 --> 00:23:32,918
And Mom, why are you
holding him like a handbag?

531
00:23:32,952 --> 00:23:34,855
Oh, why don't you relax?

532
00:23:34,888 --> 00:23:36,923
I used to hold you under
my arm like a newspaper

533
00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:38,992
and you turned out OK-ish.

534
00:23:39,025 --> 00:23:40,393
OK, can I have him, please?

535
00:23:40,427 --> 00:23:42,929
No, no, he's fine.
I have him under control.

536
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:45,398
I would just like to hold
my child, that's all.

537
00:23:45,432 --> 00:23:47,968
Oh. All right, fine.

538
00:23:49,102 --> 00:23:50,669
Hi.

539
00:23:50,703 --> 00:23:53,173
But after, I am going to
be on babysitting duty.

540
00:23:53,206 --> 00:23:55,208
I want you to have
the whole day off.

541
00:23:55,242 --> 00:23:56,409
OK.

542
00:23:56,443 --> 00:23:57,978
You want a little bit?

543
00:23:58,011 --> 00:23:59,713
No, we're not gonna
have a little bit.

544
00:23:59,746 --> 00:24:00,881
- Mom.
- Oh, later.

545
00:24:00,914 --> 00:24:03,283
Yeah, OK, when's
he's like 18.

546
00:24:04,751 --> 00:24:05,852
- OK.
- Wow, OK.

547
00:24:05,886 --> 00:24:06,853
Yeah, are you good?

548
00:24:06,887 --> 00:24:08,321
- Ready?
- Yeah.

549
00:24:08,355 --> 00:24:10,891
All right.
Let's do this.

550
00:24:11,925 --> 00:24:15,829
Guys. Hey, guys.
Guys!

551
00:24:15,862 --> 00:24:18,198
If you don't sign the wall
with the dish you brought

552
00:24:18,231 --> 00:24:19,966
and the cook time,
there's no guarantee

553
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,101
it'll make the table.

554
00:24:21,134 --> 00:24:22,770
All right?
Just help me out.

555
00:24:22,803 --> 00:24:23,905
Yeah, help her out, people.

556
00:24:23,938 --> 00:24:25,339
This is serious.

557
00:24:25,373 --> 00:24:27,975
It is serious, even
though Molly isn't.

558
00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:30,912
Vegan green bean casserole.

559
00:24:30,945 --> 00:24:31,879
Oh, great.

560
00:24:31,913 --> 00:24:32,947
30 minutes before?

561
00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:34,282
Yeah, give or take.

562
00:24:34,315 --> 00:24:35,449
I love you yelling
at your friends.

563
00:24:35,483 --> 00:24:36,984
What's your sign?

564
00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:38,920
- Pisces.
- Oh, nice.

565
00:24:38,953 --> 00:24:39,987
What sign are you?

566
00:24:40,021 --> 00:24:41,956
I'm a triple Capricorn.

567
00:24:41,989 --> 00:24:44,859
Masochist denim daddy
looking for a partner

568
00:24:44,892 --> 00:24:47,828
with softness and kindness and
an interest in mutual pain.

569
00:24:47,862 --> 00:24:51,232
Talking to wizards,
fairies and warlocks

570
00:24:51,265 --> 00:24:53,000
is obviously a plus.

571
00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:55,870
A dream date would be a dungeon
followed by a sound bath.

572
00:24:55,903 --> 00:24:59,073
And intense, intense,
intense cuddling.

573
00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:03,945
I just, I'm just not...

574
00:25:03,978 --> 00:25:05,479
I'm just not ready to
get back out there.

575
00:25:05,513 --> 00:25:06,914
You know what I mean?

576
00:25:06,948 --> 00:25:08,883
I'm just very closed off.

577
00:25:08,916 --> 00:25:10,318
Very damaged inside.

578
00:25:10,351 --> 00:25:12,020
Oh, I totally understand that.

579
00:25:12,054 --> 00:25:14,056
Look, the only c-word
you're gonna hear from me

580
00:25:14,089 --> 00:25:15,924
is consent.
Absolutely.

581
00:25:15,958 --> 00:25:17,526
Yeah. Where's the bathroom?

582
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:18,527
It's through there.

583
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,128
Great. I gotta adjust.

584
00:25:20,162 --> 00:25:21,997
- Thanks.
- Cool. OK.

585
00:25:22,030 --> 00:25:22,931
You're very pretty.

586
00:25:22,965 --> 00:25:24,166
You're looking good.

587
00:25:29,204 --> 00:25:31,039
We've been married for
a month and a half.

588
00:25:31,073 --> 00:25:32,874
Oh, amazing.

589
00:25:32,908 --> 00:25:33,942
We met four months ago and
married a month and a half.

590
00:25:33,976 --> 00:25:35,210
Oh, that's incredible.

591
00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:36,211
I'm quick to pull
the trigger, kid.

592
00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:37,279
Yeah, that's fast.

593
00:25:37,312 --> 00:25:38,447
Yeah you see tits like that

594
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,815
and you're like gotta have 'em,

595
00:25:39,848 --> 00:25:40,549
gotta get 'em, gotta keep 'em.

596
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,384
Yeah.

597
00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:44,086
And in Sweden, in Europe,
we always put a little wine,

598
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:45,020
you put it on the gums.

599
00:25:45,053 --> 00:25:46,088
Did you hear that?

600
00:25:46,121 --> 00:25:47,356
His brother's missing.

601
00:25:47,389 --> 00:25:49,358
Seven years.
He hasn't seen him.

602
00:25:49,391 --> 00:25:51,026
Yeah, no, I didn't hear that.
That's sad though.

603
00:25:51,059 --> 00:25:52,261
When he went missing,
did he have his cell?

604
00:25:52,294 --> 00:25:53,495
No, he...

605
00:25:53,528 --> 00:25:55,897
Apparently he was
naked at first.

606
00:25:55,931 --> 00:25:57,799
- Right.
- Yeah.

607
00:25:57,833 --> 00:26:00,937
What was the context when he
went missing if he was naked?

608
00:26:00,970 --> 00:26:02,939
Well, he was at Costco.

609
00:26:02,972 --> 00:26:05,375
They asked if he wanted
to sample some body scrub,

610
00:26:05,408 --> 00:26:07,143
but he just stripped down.

611
00:26:07,176 --> 00:26:08,478
He was off his meds.

612
00:26:08,511 --> 00:26:10,213
I should have
prefaced it with that.

613
00:26:10,246 --> 00:26:11,981
- He's on a lot of meds.
- OK, right, yeah, yeah.

614
00:26:12,015 --> 00:26:13,449
And they were still figuring
out which ones work.

615
00:26:13,483 --> 00:26:16,319
From there to seven years
from now, it's all muddy.

616
00:26:16,352 --> 00:26:18,254
- Wow.
- They did find a sweatshirt.

617
00:26:18,288 --> 00:26:20,123
- OK.
- In Seattle.

618
00:26:20,156 --> 00:26:21,457
I love Seattle.

619
00:26:21,491 --> 00:26:24,193
Oh, guys, dinner's
gonna be at five,

620
00:26:24,227 --> 00:26:26,829
which is a ways
away, it's only 2:15,

621
00:26:26,863 --> 00:26:29,966
so just feel free to
like leave this area,

622
00:26:29,999 --> 00:26:33,069
mingle, go on a
walkabout, whatever.

623
00:26:33,102 --> 00:26:35,038
In other words,
get the fuck out.

624
00:26:35,071 --> 00:26:36,973
Pretty much.
In a nice...

625
00:26:37,006 --> 00:26:38,875
These sweet potatoes
need just 17 minutes

626
00:26:38,908 --> 00:26:40,543
and then they need to be
basted every other minute.

627
00:26:40,576 --> 00:26:43,279
- Well, that's not happening.
- You go enjoy yourself.

628
00:26:43,313 --> 00:26:45,081
- Hey, you!
- Yeah?

629
00:26:45,114 --> 00:26:47,217
Did you invite the lesbian
with the casserole for me?

630
00:26:47,251 --> 00:26:49,053
How do you know she's
a lesbian?

631
00:26:49,086 --> 00:26:50,287
Oh, man, I don't know.

632
00:26:50,321 --> 00:26:52,523
- She has a chain wallet.
- Maybe I did.

633
00:26:52,556 --> 00:26:54,992
Maybe Lauren did.
Who cares?

634
00:26:55,025 --> 00:26:57,394
She knows you're single.
That's all I'm saying.

635
00:26:57,428 --> 00:26:59,630
OK, well, I'm not single.
I'm broken.

636
00:26:59,663 --> 00:27:02,866
So, pick up the pieces and
put yourself back together

637
00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:05,135
because Lauren may or may
not have invited a few more.

638
00:27:05,169 --> 00:27:06,303
Oh, great.

639
00:27:06,337 --> 00:27:08,505
- OK, also...
- What?

640
00:27:08,539 --> 00:27:10,641
I refuse to sit next to Botox
face on a holiday, OK?

641
00:27:10,674 --> 00:27:13,610
Why isn't she with her other
Botox faces on Thanksgiving,

642
00:27:13,644 --> 00:27:15,612
like eating turkey through
a tube or something?

643
00:27:15,646 --> 00:27:18,048
Just look at your
phone and pretend to be

644
00:27:18,082 --> 00:27:19,316
deep in thought or something.

645
00:27:19,350 --> 00:27:21,185
I'm not gonna pretend today.
OK?

646
00:27:25,189 --> 00:27:26,323
Come on!

647
00:27:26,357 --> 00:27:27,291
So smooth.

648
00:27:28,926 --> 00:27:29,960
Oh, who is this?

649
00:27:29,993 --> 00:27:31,228
I'm Helen.

650
00:27:31,261 --> 00:27:33,130
The perfect family's here.
Great.

651
00:27:33,163 --> 00:27:34,632
Oh, trust me,
they're not perfect.

652
00:27:34,666 --> 00:27:36,501
Well, they always get
through their problems,

653
00:27:36,534 --> 00:27:38,970
and then go off to Hawaii
to hike and bone each other.

654
00:27:39,003 --> 00:27:40,372
They're infuriating.

655
00:27:40,405 --> 00:27:42,307
- Hi.
- Hey!

656
00:27:46,111 --> 00:27:47,946
- Hi.
- Hi, cutie.

657
00:27:47,979 --> 00:27:49,514
I was just saying how
annoying you guys are

658
00:27:49,547 --> 00:27:51,216
'cause you always get
through your problems.

659
00:27:51,249 --> 00:27:52,984
Oh, all you have to do
is listen to each other

660
00:27:53,017 --> 00:27:55,920
and go everywhere with a
giant bottle of whiskey.

661
00:27:55,954 --> 00:27:58,990
- Or two.
- She is raring to go today.

662
00:27:59,023 --> 00:28:00,492
I'm on kid duty.

663
00:28:00,525 --> 00:28:02,360
Like we said, Christmas
you can have your fun.

664
00:28:02,394 --> 00:28:04,195
Today is all mine.

665
00:28:06,030 --> 00:28:07,232
Hey, how are you?

666
00:28:07,265 --> 00:28:09,334
This is my kids.

667
00:28:09,367 --> 00:28:12,036
So, how's the Brit?

668
00:28:12,070 --> 00:28:15,440
- Really big... heart.
- Oh.

669
00:28:15,473 --> 00:28:17,208
Massive...

670
00:28:17,242 --> 00:28:18,209
OK.

671
00:28:18,243 --> 00:28:19,310
Heart, you what I mean?

672
00:28:19,344 --> 00:28:20,612
That's not where your heart is.

673
00:28:20,645 --> 00:28:22,415
Photo!
Everybody together.

674
00:28:22,448 --> 00:28:24,116
OK. Oh!

675
00:28:24,150 --> 00:28:25,217
Good idea.

676
00:28:25,251 --> 00:28:27,453
- Oh, hi.
- Let me get Eden.

677
00:28:29,021 --> 00:28:30,656
Stay right here.

678
00:28:31,457 --> 00:28:32,491
All right!

679
00:28:33,325 --> 00:28:35,261
- Smile!
- Cheese.

680
00:28:35,294 --> 00:28:36,662
Good, one more.

681
00:28:36,695 --> 00:28:39,098
Oh, we should totally do
this in the photo booth.

682
00:28:39,131 --> 00:28:40,599
- Later, maybe.
- Oh.

683
00:28:40,633 --> 00:28:43,102
What good is this photo
without you in it, Helen?

684
00:28:43,135 --> 00:28:44,570
Come on.
Am I right?

685
00:28:44,603 --> 00:28:47,406
- You made it!
- Hey.

686
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,308
- Hi.
- You guys want a drink?

687
00:28:49,341 --> 00:28:51,177
- Isn't that...
- Yeah.

688
00:28:51,210 --> 00:28:52,244
Yes, it is.

689
00:28:52,278 --> 00:28:53,979
He looks even better in person.

690
00:28:54,013 --> 00:28:56,549
It's kind of a bold move
inviting him and Jeff.

691
00:28:56,582 --> 00:28:59,552
I didn't invite him, but
I bet you I know who did.

692
00:28:59,585 --> 00:29:02,588
I checked in on my Facebook
and he messaged me,

693
00:29:02,621 --> 00:29:05,057
so I had to invite him.

694
00:29:05,090 --> 00:29:06,091
Wow.

695
00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:07,526
- Hi.
- Hi.

696
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,594
I cannot believe her
mom has kept in touch

697
00:29:08,627 --> 00:29:10,129
her with her ex-boyfriend.

698
00:29:10,162 --> 00:29:11,465
Who's this little guy?
That your son?

699
00:29:11,498 --> 00:29:13,333
- Yeah, yeah, it is.
- He's beautiful.

700
00:29:13,366 --> 00:29:15,502
- Thank you.
- Congrats.

701
00:29:15,535 --> 00:29:19,206
Hey, I was sorry to
hear about Martin.

702
00:29:19,239 --> 00:29:20,674
Michael?

703
00:29:20,707 --> 00:29:22,442
Oh, really?

704
00:29:22,476 --> 00:29:24,511
No, not really. I thought he
was kind of a douche.

705
00:29:24,544 --> 00:29:27,180
Well, you would know.

706
00:29:27,214 --> 00:29:28,381
Hey, there.

707
00:29:28,415 --> 00:29:30,183
- I know you.
- Hey.

708
00:29:30,217 --> 00:29:32,385
I used to watch your
show all the time.

709
00:29:32,419 --> 00:29:34,287
Thanks so much.

710
00:29:34,321 --> 00:29:36,256
Watching you out there in the
world living your best life.

711
00:29:36,289 --> 00:29:39,092
- Yeah.
- Big old muscles.

712
00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:41,161
- Taking names.
- OK.

713
00:29:41,194 --> 00:29:43,396
I'm gonna apologize
for my wife in advance.

714
00:29:43,430 --> 00:29:44,531
No problem.

715
00:29:48,268 --> 00:29:49,269
Everything OK?

716
00:29:49,302 --> 00:29:50,203
Yeah, fine.

717
00:29:50,237 --> 00:29:51,705
We'll be right back.

718
00:29:51,739 --> 00:29:54,140
We're gonna need a bigger boat.

719
00:29:54,174 --> 00:29:56,443
Why would you invite
him without asking me?

720
00:29:56,476 --> 00:29:59,447
Oh, you two were
so good together.

721
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,649
He was almost as bad
as Michael.

722
00:30:01,682 --> 00:30:03,819
Well, he made a mistake.

723
00:30:03,852 --> 00:30:05,453
He cheated on me!

724
00:30:05,486 --> 00:30:07,723
You were two young
Hollywood actors.

725
00:30:07,756 --> 00:30:09,557
Who wouldn't cheat
in that situation?

726
00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:11,225
I wouldn't.
I didn't.

727
00:30:11,259 --> 00:30:13,294
Well, you were always
weird that way.

728
00:30:13,327 --> 00:30:16,197
Oh, OK. Coming from someone
who's on her fifth husband.

729
00:30:16,230 --> 00:30:19,534
Variety is the spice of life.

730
00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:21,202
And I like spicy.

731
00:30:21,235 --> 00:30:23,137
Don't you think it would
have been courteous

732
00:30:23,170 --> 00:30:24,572
to let me know
that he was coming?

733
00:30:24,605 --> 00:30:27,608
I tried to, but Jeff
was always around and,

734
00:30:27,642 --> 00:30:29,610
oh, and then I
had to freshen up.

735
00:30:29,644 --> 00:30:31,345
I had to pick out my shoes.

736
00:30:31,379 --> 00:30:32,814
And you were with the
baby, blah, blah, blah.

737
00:30:32,848 --> 00:30:34,750
- And here we are.
- OK, well you know what?

738
00:30:34,783 --> 00:30:36,083
We've had a lot of
blah, blah, blah,

739
00:30:36,117 --> 00:30:37,518
and here we are over the years.

740
00:30:37,552 --> 00:30:39,387
Can we just keep them
to a minimum today?

741
00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:40,856
Then we are in agreement.

742
00:30:40,889 --> 00:30:44,826
I was only thinking about
my grandson's future.

743
00:30:44,860 --> 00:30:46,395
Well, so am I.

744
00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:49,631
And I am very proud
of you for that.

745
00:30:49,665 --> 00:30:53,101
Wow, I don't think I've ever
heard you say those words.

746
00:30:53,135 --> 00:30:55,203
Especially not in
a row like that.

747
00:30:55,237 --> 00:30:56,773
Oh, I am serious.

748
00:30:56,806 --> 00:31:00,142
You got right back
on that horse.

749
00:31:00,175 --> 00:31:02,879
And that shows that
you had strength.

750
00:31:02,912 --> 00:31:05,748
Remember after Ed,
who would have thought

751
00:31:05,782 --> 00:31:08,317
that I would meet Silverio
the very next week?

752
00:31:08,350 --> 00:31:09,685
You went on a singles cruise.

753
00:31:09,719 --> 00:31:11,253
Well, even so.

754
00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:13,488
OK, look, Mom, I
really like Jeff, OK?

755
00:31:13,522 --> 00:31:15,725
And he satisfies
you and everything?

756
00:31:15,758 --> 00:31:18,193
- Yes.
- And you are lubricated?

757
00:31:18,226 --> 00:31:21,229
Oh, god. You know what, I am not
having this conversation with you.

758
00:31:21,263 --> 00:31:24,199
Some women, you know, they're
like a desert down there

759
00:31:24,232 --> 00:31:25,267
after they've had a child.

760
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:26,702
Not me, of course.

761
00:31:26,736 --> 00:31:28,337
But, if that is the case,
you use coconut oil.

762
00:31:28,370 --> 00:31:30,505
Oh, coconut oil.
I should use coconut oil.

763
00:31:30,539 --> 00:31:31,473
Great.

764
00:31:31,506 --> 00:31:33,876
Darling, you're so tense.

765
00:31:33,910 --> 00:31:35,545
You need a drink.

766
00:31:35,578 --> 00:31:36,814
Come on.

767
00:31:36,847 --> 00:31:38,247
Mm-hm.

768
00:31:44,687 --> 00:31:46,356
Shark attack.

769
00:31:50,259 --> 00:31:51,527
- Cheers!
- Cheers!

770
00:31:56,900 --> 00:31:58,301
Oh, hey, guys.

771
00:31:58,334 --> 00:31:59,402
Oh, wow.

772
00:31:59,435 --> 00:32:01,537
Yeah, when did you take these?

773
00:32:01,571 --> 00:32:03,774
When you were
doing shots, Mommy.

774
00:32:03,807 --> 00:32:05,475
- Oh, OK.
- I'm hungry.

775
00:32:05,508 --> 00:32:06,576
- Oh, sweetheart.
- Me too.

776
00:32:06,609 --> 00:32:07,945
Yeah.

777
00:32:07,978 --> 00:32:10,613
Well, you know,
we're gonna eat soon.

778
00:32:10,647 --> 00:32:12,448
I'd tell you to go check, but I think Aunt
Abby would kick you out of the kitchen.

779
00:32:12,482 --> 00:32:13,784
You wanna play for
a little bit longer,

780
00:32:13,817 --> 00:32:15,284
and then we'll go together?

781
00:32:15,318 --> 00:32:16,653
- Yeah!
- All right, have fun, bye.

782
00:32:16,686 --> 00:32:18,554
Sweet.
You two want to have kids?

783
00:32:18,588 --> 00:32:21,491
No... Maybe.

784
00:32:21,524 --> 00:32:22,961
We don't know.
We're not sure.

785
00:32:22,994 --> 00:32:23,895
I want a
whole horde of them.

786
00:32:23,928 --> 00:32:24,896
I really do.

787
00:32:24,929 --> 00:32:26,230
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

788
00:32:26,263 --> 00:32:27,564
She's found religion again,

789
00:32:27,598 --> 00:32:29,199
so she's been doing
this whole praise thing.

790
00:32:29,233 --> 00:32:30,902
I'm not religious.
It's for the holiday.

791
00:32:32,403 --> 00:32:33,470
Sweat much?

792
00:32:34,773 --> 00:32:36,273
Oh, sit home.

793
00:32:37,842 --> 00:32:39,243
Cinnamon.

794
00:32:39,276 --> 00:32:41,245
- Very specific type.
- I know.

795
00:32:41,278 --> 00:32:42,914
I know.
She's, look, I mean,

796
00:32:42,947 --> 00:32:44,248
- she's got a good heart.
- Hey.

797
00:32:44,281 --> 00:32:45,950
- Hey.
- Hi.

798
00:32:45,984 --> 00:32:47,919
Oh, have you met
my boyfriend Jeff?

799
00:32:47,952 --> 00:32:49,586
Boyfriend. No.

800
00:32:49,620 --> 00:32:50,889
Hi, how you doing?

801
00:32:50,922 --> 00:32:52,222
I'm Jeff.
Nice to meet you, dude.

802
00:32:52,256 --> 00:32:53,725
Yeah, you too.

803
00:32:54,893 --> 00:32:56,928
How do you guys
know each other?

804
00:32:56,961 --> 00:33:00,364
- I'm her ex-boyfriend.
- Old friend.

805
00:33:00,397 --> 00:33:02,934
- Oh.
- Cool. Cool, cool.

806
00:33:02,967 --> 00:33:04,936
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, so I don't need to tell you

807
00:33:04,969 --> 00:33:07,638
just how thankful I
am for this one today.

808
00:33:07,671 --> 00:33:09,339
- This one?
- Nah.

809
00:33:09,373 --> 00:33:10,743
Oh, please.

810
00:33:10,776 --> 00:33:11,643
- Best thing you ever lost.
- Kinda gross.

811
00:33:11,676 --> 00:33:12,778
Really?

812
00:33:12,812 --> 00:33:14,947
- I don't know about that.
- Yeah.

813
00:33:14,980 --> 00:33:16,414
I think you probably cried yourself
to sleep for a year after that.

814
00:33:16,448 --> 00:33:17,549
I had allergies that
are insane.

815
00:33:17,582 --> 00:33:18,951
- You know that.
- Maybe still do.

816
00:33:18,984 --> 00:33:20,518
You were the one that
was crying a lot.

817
00:33:20,552 --> 00:33:21,921
- Really, allergies?
- Yeah, allergies.

818
00:33:21,954 --> 00:33:23,889
- Sorry, bro.
- Yeah, that's cool, dude.

819
00:33:23,923 --> 00:33:26,591
Listen, why don't I
let you guys catch up?

820
00:33:26,624 --> 00:33:28,794
- That'd be great.
- OK.

821
00:33:28,828 --> 00:33:30,796
Yeah, yeah. I'm comfortable
enough with myself to do that.

822
00:33:30,830 --> 00:33:32,597
Oh, and plus I bought
some fish.

823
00:33:32,630 --> 00:33:34,265
I was gonna make fresh
ceviche with lemon and capers.

824
00:33:34,299 --> 00:33:36,468
- Capers?
- You gonna make that for me?

825
00:33:36,501 --> 00:33:37,937
All for you.

826
00:33:37,970 --> 00:33:39,805
- I love ceviche.
- Aw.

827
00:33:39,839 --> 00:33:43,776
I know. I saw it on your
Instagram profile.

828
00:33:43,809 --> 00:33:45,443
Ooh, stalker.

829
00:33:45,477 --> 00:33:48,713
And I am going to stalk
every inch of you.

830
00:33:48,748 --> 00:33:50,015
That's weird.

831
00:33:50,049 --> 00:33:51,050
OK.

832
00:33:51,083 --> 00:33:52,717
Good to meet you, dude.

833
00:33:52,752 --> 00:33:53,986
You too, Jeff.

834
00:33:55,988 --> 00:33:57,355
What?

835
00:33:57,388 --> 00:33:58,992
You don't get to say anything.

836
00:33:59,025 --> 00:34:00,894
He is adorable.

837
00:34:00,927 --> 00:34:03,329
Does he make you a
scone in the morning?

838
00:34:03,362 --> 00:34:05,799
He is a lovely human being.

839
00:34:05,832 --> 00:34:07,033
I bet he is.

840
00:34:11,470 --> 00:34:13,907
So you kept in touch
with Helen, huh?

841
00:34:13,940 --> 00:34:16,375
Yeah, Helen's the best.

842
00:34:16,408 --> 00:34:20,947
And I'm glad I did because
it's really great to see you.

843
00:34:20,981 --> 00:34:25,317
Yeah, well, it's
good to see you too.

844
00:34:25,351 --> 00:34:27,087
I have to admit,
it's a bit weird.

845
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:28,654
You know what,
it's a lot weird.

846
00:34:28,687 --> 00:34:30,322
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we can say that.

847
00:34:30,356 --> 00:34:31,624
- OK.
- OK.

848
00:34:31,657 --> 00:34:33,659
Hey, you ever hear
that old quote?

849
00:34:33,692 --> 00:34:37,097
To be old and wise, you
gotta be young and stupid.

850
00:34:37,130 --> 00:34:38,531
Nope, never heard it.

851
00:34:38,564 --> 00:34:40,000
Yeah, it's a good one.

852
00:34:40,033 --> 00:34:43,003
And how's that working
out for you, old man?

853
00:34:43,036 --> 00:34:44,971
I'll let you know
in the morning.

854
00:34:45,005 --> 00:34:46,040
Oh.

855
00:34:46,073 --> 00:34:47,775
Oh... OK.

856
00:34:47,809 --> 00:34:49,442
- Like that.
- That's bold.

857
00:34:49,476 --> 00:34:51,344
- Is it?
- Yeah.

858
00:34:51,378 --> 00:34:53,547
- You might wanna just cool that off a little.
- OK.

859
00:34:53,580 --> 00:34:54,949
- Just have a dip in the pool.
- Sure.

860
00:34:54,982 --> 00:34:56,483
- Yeah, chill out.
- You gonna join me?

861
00:34:56,516 --> 00:34:58,920
- A little skinny dip?
- Nope.

862
00:35:12,767 --> 00:35:14,936
30, flirty and what?

863
00:35:14,969 --> 00:35:16,536
Dirty.

864
00:35:16,570 --> 00:35:17,504
You.

865
00:35:17,537 --> 00:35:19,040
Into Palo-Santo wood,

866
00:35:19,073 --> 00:35:21,408
watching sex trafficking
documentaries,

867
00:35:21,441 --> 00:35:23,744
and piss play. Me.

868
00:35:23,778 --> 00:35:25,679
A Chapstick lesbian
DJ with a pickup,

869
00:35:25,712 --> 00:35:27,949
into playful punching,
femmes that scratch,

870
00:35:27,982 --> 00:35:30,550
and sharing dessert.

871
00:35:30,584 --> 00:35:32,920
You know, you seem
really great, but,

872
00:35:32,954 --> 00:35:35,958
dirt really makes me
anxious, you know?

873
00:35:35,991 --> 00:35:37,125
We'll talk about it later.

874
00:35:37,159 --> 00:35:38,894
- All right.
- See you outside.

875
00:35:38,927 --> 00:35:40,128
Not if I see you first outside.

876
00:35:40,162 --> 00:35:41,129
- Oh.
- Oh, hello.

877
00:35:41,163 --> 00:35:44,032
Sorry.

878
00:35:46,001 --> 00:35:47,836
- Oh.
- Oh.

879
00:35:47,870 --> 00:35:49,704
I got the stuff, thanks.

880
00:35:49,738 --> 00:35:52,007
Oh, no, I was just coming in
to make Molly some ceviche.

881
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,010
I understand, but I have
zero time for debate on this.

882
00:35:55,043 --> 00:35:56,611
Not looking to debate.

883
00:35:56,644 --> 00:35:58,013
I just don't wanna
get lemon on my shirt.

884
00:35:58,046 --> 00:35:59,447
But you can just
take off your shirt.

885
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:00,414
OK?

886
00:36:06,054 --> 00:36:07,789
- Hey.
- Hey.

887
00:36:09,157 --> 00:36:11,626
I'm just checking in
on the little guy.

888
00:36:11,659 --> 00:36:13,962
Aw, that's so sweet.

889
00:36:13,996 --> 00:36:16,031
- Yeah.
- So tiny.

890
00:36:17,065 --> 00:36:18,166
Yeah.

891
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,469
- And so cute.
- Mm.

892
00:36:21,502 --> 00:36:24,908
She has to keep him
alive the whole time?

893
00:36:24,941 --> 00:36:26,976
Yeah, Abby, that's
pretty much the deal.

894
00:36:27,010 --> 00:36:28,945
But how does that even work?

895
00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:31,814
Like, what if one of these
little fucking pom-poms

896
00:36:31,848 --> 00:36:33,216
falls into his mouth
while he's sleeping,

897
00:36:33,249 --> 00:36:34,784
you know what I mean?

898
00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:36,052
Or like the window's
open and it blows

899
00:36:36,085 --> 00:36:37,921
like a wasp in or something?

900
00:36:37,954 --> 00:36:39,856
Did you see <i>My Girl?</i>

901
00:36:39,889 --> 00:36:41,456
Or like what if...

902
00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:42,859
Didn't I read a thing
where you have to

903
00:36:42,892 --> 00:36:44,593
put them on their
backs to go to sleep?

904
00:36:44,626 --> 00:36:45,995
Like what if he throws up and-

905
00:36:46,029 --> 00:36:49,564
OK.
He's gonna be all right.

906
00:36:49,598 --> 00:36:51,801
I am not so sure
about you, but...

907
00:36:51,834 --> 00:36:53,468
Oh, yeah.
I don't know.

908
00:36:53,502 --> 00:36:55,570
Molly knows what he needs.

909
00:36:55,604 --> 00:36:57,106
She knows what she needs too.

910
00:36:57,140 --> 00:36:59,042
Yeah, well, I think
some quiet time

911
00:36:59,075 --> 00:37:00,843
and reflection is
what she needs.

912
00:37:00,877 --> 00:37:03,578
I think a dick palate
cleanse is what she needs.

913
00:37:03,612 --> 00:37:04,981
I think you might be
talking about yourself.

914
00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:07,649
I think you might be right.

915
00:37:08,650 --> 00:37:11,188
Thank god you guys are in here.

916
00:37:12,122 --> 00:37:13,857
Hey, why is Jeff topless?

917
00:37:13,891 --> 00:37:15,726
Oh, f...
Oh my god.

918
00:37:15,759 --> 00:37:17,627
I was being facetious.

919
00:37:17,660 --> 00:37:18,695
Wait, Jeff's topless?

920
00:37:18,729 --> 00:37:19,897
Mm-hm.

921
00:37:19,930 --> 00:37:21,165
I miss everything.

922
00:37:21,198 --> 00:37:23,133
Well, you're not missing much.

923
00:37:23,167 --> 00:37:26,569
- I mean...
- That's like the statue of David in there.

924
00:37:26,602 --> 00:37:27,905
OK.

925
00:37:32,575 --> 00:37:35,611
Coming on a little
strong, aren't you, Jeff?

926
00:37:35,645 --> 00:37:38,282
And we haven't even
had our appetizers yet.

927
00:37:38,315 --> 00:37:41,919
Oh, no. I just didn't wanna
mess up my shirt.

928
00:37:41,952 --> 00:37:42,953
Right.

929
00:37:42,987 --> 00:37:45,222
And I'm wearing underwear.

930
00:37:47,291 --> 00:37:52,096
So, tell me about this
philanthropy of yours.

931
00:37:52,129 --> 00:37:53,696
It sounds fascinating.

932
00:37:53,731 --> 00:37:56,699
Oh, yeah.

933
00:37:56,734 --> 00:37:58,535
Well, can I be honest?

934
00:37:58,569 --> 00:37:59,971
Oh, please.

935
00:38:00,005 --> 00:38:03,241
Do what I find really
fascinating, Helen?

936
00:38:03,274 --> 00:38:04,909
No, what?

937
00:38:04,943 --> 00:38:08,213
How truly amazing I
think your daughter is.

938
00:38:08,246 --> 00:38:09,881
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

939
00:38:09,914 --> 00:38:10,982
She's great.

940
00:38:11,016 --> 00:38:13,151
And look, I want you to know,

941
00:38:13,184 --> 00:38:16,087
I'm going to do whatever
it takes to make her happy

942
00:38:16,121 --> 00:38:17,756
in every way I can.

943
00:38:17,789 --> 00:38:21,226
Like physically and
emotionally, spiritually,

944
00:38:21,259 --> 00:38:24,729
environmentally,
audibly, nutritionally.

945
00:38:25,696 --> 00:38:27,298
Financially?

946
00:38:27,332 --> 00:38:28,599
Yes.

947
00:38:28,632 --> 00:38:30,735
Although, you should also know,

948
00:38:30,769 --> 00:38:33,604
I don't really work in
the financial world.

949
00:38:33,637 --> 00:38:35,740
Oh, well, no one
ever said you had to

950
00:38:35,774 --> 00:38:37,042
work in the financial world.

951
00:38:37,075 --> 00:38:38,977
Good. Yeah.

952
00:38:39,010 --> 00:38:40,912
'Cause the truth is, I don't
really work with money.

953
00:38:40,945 --> 00:38:43,281
- Oh, not at all?
- No.

954
00:38:44,749 --> 00:38:46,886
And, what do you live on?

955
00:38:46,919 --> 00:38:49,654
Good question.
Simple answer.

956
00:38:49,687 --> 00:38:53,159
Philanthropy takes
care of my life.

957
00:38:53,192 --> 00:38:58,330
Oh! And how does
philanthropy do that?

958
00:38:58,364 --> 00:39:02,201
Well, when anyone ever donates
to one of my charities,

959
00:39:02,234 --> 00:39:05,771
the charity then
floats me money.

960
00:39:05,805 --> 00:39:08,007
- Floats?
- Mm-hmm.

961
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,175
Floats.

962
00:39:13,279 --> 00:39:14,780
You know what, if guys
love anal so much,

963
00:39:14,814 --> 00:39:16,215
they should be
willing to get anal.

964
00:39:16,248 --> 00:39:18,350
- OK.
- That's never gonna happen.

965
00:39:18,384 --> 00:39:20,186
No, you know actually,
Dan does like

966
00:39:20,219 --> 00:39:21,686
a little something in his
butt every once in a while.

967
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:22,788
- Really?
- What?

968
00:39:22,822 --> 00:39:24,256
You know, a little thumb action

969
00:39:24,290 --> 00:39:25,723
while he's watching
Sports Center.

970
00:39:27,093 --> 00:39:29,095
You know, I really
used to love it,

971
00:39:29,128 --> 00:39:33,065
- but I was just too scared to ask Michael to do it.
- No.

972
00:39:33,099 --> 00:39:37,703
I think I just felt like maybe
he would think I was dirty.

973
00:39:37,737 --> 00:39:41,007
- Oh.
- Well, he was a tight-ass business dick

974
00:39:41,041 --> 00:39:42,809
who looked good on paper.

975
00:39:42,843 --> 00:39:44,811
Exactly. And that's why we're
not together anymore.

976
00:39:44,845 --> 00:39:46,712
So, thank god for that.

977
00:39:46,746 --> 00:39:48,281
- Mm-hmm.
- Guys.

978
00:39:48,315 --> 00:39:50,317
I mean, I don't want
to be this friend...

979
00:39:50,350 --> 00:39:54,720
- What?
- But, we have a lot to be thankful for today.

980
00:39:54,754 --> 00:39:56,123
Do we?

981
00:39:56,156 --> 00:39:59,025
I mean, kids, and
families, husbands.

982
00:39:59,059 --> 00:40:00,327
I have none of those things.

983
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,928
And friends.

984
00:40:01,962 --> 00:40:03,763
I don't know about
husband, but friends.

985
00:40:03,797 --> 00:40:04,764
Good friends.

986
00:40:04,798 --> 00:40:06,733
- Fine.
- And...

987
00:40:09,136 --> 00:40:10,770
These.

988
00:40:10,804 --> 00:40:12,372
- What are those?
- Chocolate covered cherries?

989
00:40:12,405 --> 00:40:14,707
They are definitely not
chocolate covered cherries.

990
00:40:14,741 --> 00:40:15,842
They're shrooms.

991
00:40:15,876 --> 00:40:17,844
- Oh my god.
- Oh, shit.

992
00:40:18,778 --> 00:40:20,147
They're micro-doses.

993
00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:21,414
I got them from Claire.

994
00:40:21,448 --> 00:40:22,783
She's a shaman now.

995
00:40:22,817 --> 00:40:24,785
- Claire Bortles?
- Yeah.

996
00:40:24,819 --> 00:40:26,988
- Is a shaman now?
- Yeah, she just got certified.

997
00:40:27,021 --> 00:40:30,057
From where? That doesn't make sense.
From where?

998
00:40:30,091 --> 00:40:31,859
Just please tell me it
was an online class.

999
00:40:31,893 --> 00:40:33,961
Anyway...
Who's in?

1000
00:40:33,995 --> 00:40:36,164
- Mmm?
- You?

1001
00:40:37,865 --> 00:40:40,700
Maybe when the little one
goes down for the night.

1002
00:40:40,735 --> 00:40:41,769
All right.

1003
00:40:42,403 --> 00:40:44,005
No, there it is.

1004
00:40:44,038 --> 00:40:45,072
Come on, Abs.

1005
00:40:45,106 --> 00:40:46,874
Oh, god. I...

1006
00:40:46,908 --> 00:40:48,743
No.
You know what?

1007
00:40:48,776 --> 00:40:49,810
I'm gonna stay in
this dimension today

1008
00:40:49,844 --> 00:40:51,245
or I'll burn the cornbread.

1009
00:40:51,279 --> 00:40:52,747
- Oh come on.
- It mustn't be burned.

1010
00:40:52,780 --> 00:40:53,814
Who cares about the cornbread?

1011
00:40:53,848 --> 00:40:55,249
I care about the cornbread.

1012
00:40:55,283 --> 00:40:56,918
OK. OK.

1013
00:40:56,951 --> 00:40:59,921
I gotta tell you.
You guys used to be fun.

1014
00:41:00,988 --> 00:41:02,823
See you later.

1015
00:41:02,857 --> 00:41:04,158
See ya later.

1016
00:41:04,192 --> 00:41:06,394
See y'all the other
side, heifers.

1017
00:41:06,427 --> 00:41:07,962
Just hand me your bra
when you're ready.

1018
00:41:07,995 --> 00:41:09,831
This bra's coming
off in seconds.

1019
00:41:09,865 --> 00:41:11,500
Oh, I know it is.

1020
00:41:11,533 --> 00:41:12,734
They're like a prison for
your titties, I'm telling you.

1021
00:41:12,768 --> 00:41:14,002
Why do we even wear them?

1022
00:41:14,036 --> 00:41:15,337
- I mean...
- I hate them so much.

1023
00:41:15,370 --> 00:41:17,172
I don't, I just
let mine run free.

1024
00:41:17,206 --> 00:41:18,907
Yeah, but your breasts are
gonna be perky in the grave.

1025
00:41:18,941 --> 00:41:20,776
Mine are like...

1026
00:41:40,329 --> 00:41:41,797
Do you like basketball?

1027
00:41:41,830 --> 00:41:42,998
No, I don't like
balls of any kind.

1028
00:41:43,031 --> 00:41:44,066
Hear that.

1029
00:41:47,402 --> 00:41:48,804
Oh, you are...

1030
00:41:48,837 --> 00:41:49,938
You are gone.

1031
00:41:49,972 --> 00:41:51,506
Here we go, coming in hot.

1032
00:41:51,540 --> 00:41:52,774
There you go.

1033
00:41:52,808 --> 00:41:54,109
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1034
00:41:54,142 --> 00:41:55,777
- Sorry.
- Hey, Molly.

1035
00:41:55,811 --> 00:41:57,547
Why don't you give the
baby monitor to Jeff?

1036
00:41:57,580 --> 00:41:59,449
Well, with the money he makes,

1037
00:41:59,482 --> 00:42:02,218
he's obviously going to
be a stay at home dad.

1038
00:42:02,252 --> 00:42:04,153
He might as well
get used to it.

1039
00:42:04,187 --> 00:42:06,155
How do how much money he makes?

1040
00:42:06,189 --> 00:42:07,490
I think it's obvious.

1041
00:42:07,523 --> 00:42:09,926
- Yeah, it's pretty obvious.
- Yeah.

1042
00:42:11,894 --> 00:42:14,397
I think you're pretty obvious.

1043
00:42:14,430 --> 00:42:15,565
How so?

1044
00:42:15,598 --> 00:42:17,166
Why'd you come here today?

1045
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:18,835
- What?
- "What?"

1046
00:42:18,868 --> 00:42:20,236
Did you hear I was
going through a divorce

1047
00:42:20,270 --> 00:42:21,904
and you thought you'd swoop in?

1048
00:42:21,938 --> 00:42:23,573
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1049
00:42:23,606 --> 00:42:25,241
Something like that.
Yeah, totally.

1050
00:42:25,275 --> 00:42:26,476
You're a little bit too late.

1051
00:42:26,509 --> 00:42:28,378
Yeah, you're telling me.
Wow.

1052
00:42:28,411 --> 00:42:29,912
Move fast.

1053
00:42:29,946 --> 00:42:33,082
Yeah, I do.
I'm having a good time.

1054
00:42:33,116 --> 00:42:35,251
Maybe there's more to life
than just having a good time.

1055
00:42:35,285 --> 00:42:37,287
Is there though?

1056
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,890
That is rich coming from you.
Get outta here.

1057
00:42:40,923 --> 00:42:42,292
We all need to grow up
sometime.

1058
00:42:42,325 --> 00:42:43,459
Oh, OK.

1059
00:42:43,493 --> 00:42:44,894
And you've grown up?

1060
00:42:44,927 --> 00:42:46,430
Yeah, I have.
You can't tell?

1061
00:42:46,463 --> 00:42:47,431
- The beard.
- Not really.

1062
00:42:47,464 --> 00:42:48,966
Oh, you're a grown up.

1063
00:42:48,999 --> 00:42:50,234
Grown-ups get married
and they...

1064
00:42:50,267 --> 00:42:51,902
Yeah, they do.
Some of them do.

1065
00:42:51,935 --> 00:42:53,537
- And some of them get divorced.
- Is she OK?

1066
00:42:53,570 --> 00:42:56,907
I'm gonna go take some
pictures.

1067
00:42:58,542 --> 00:43:00,577
So that's me in a nutshell.

1068
00:43:00,611 --> 00:43:02,546
You're either into
it or you're not.

1069
00:43:02,579 --> 00:43:06,050
We might be too similar.

1070
00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:08,919
You, me in an
underground bunker.

1071
00:43:08,952 --> 00:43:11,955
32 year old aspiring
witch looking for someone

1072
00:43:11,989 --> 00:43:15,292
to follow the moon with as we
commit to civil disobedience,

1073
00:43:15,326 --> 00:43:18,495
plan a government coup and
survive the apocalypse.

1074
00:43:18,529 --> 00:43:20,097
Also... brunch.

1075
00:43:20,130 --> 00:43:22,399
Will always be the
first to say namaste,

1076
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,268
unless you're a
greedy corporate pig,

1077
00:43:24,301 --> 00:43:27,971
then I'd drop kick
you and be on my way.

1078
00:43:28,005 --> 00:43:30,107
Have you tried the
green bean casserole?

1079
00:43:30,140 --> 00:43:34,045
Mm, I feel like there
might be pork in it.

1080
00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:35,246
These organic?

1081
00:43:36,981 --> 00:43:38,083
Maybe.

1082
00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:39,918
I love a woman that can cook.

1083
00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:43,588
I love a woman who loves
tomatoes 'cause they got...

1084
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,223
Never mind.

1085
00:43:45,256 --> 00:43:46,124
See, you...

1086
00:43:46,157 --> 00:43:47,292
I'm terrible at...

1087
00:43:47,325 --> 00:43:48,526
I can't do it.

1088
00:43:50,161 --> 00:43:52,330
What time is it?

1089
00:43:52,364 --> 00:43:54,366
Fuck, these are
taking too long.

1090
00:43:54,399 --> 00:43:56,000
Huh?

1091
00:43:56,034 --> 00:43:57,469
This is gonna
push everything back.

1092
00:43:57,502 --> 00:43:59,270
These are taking too long.

1093
00:43:59,304 --> 00:44:00,905
- We need to make space.
- There's a phone going here.

1094
00:44:00,939 --> 00:44:02,407
- Is this yours?
- What? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1095
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,075
- Who is it?
- Barb.

1096
00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:05,543
Oh, God.
It's my sister.

1097
00:44:05,577 --> 00:44:07,245
Can you just play with this?

1098
00:44:07,278 --> 00:44:09,381
And rearrange some shit
so that heats up more.

1099
00:44:09,414 --> 00:44:11,349
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Barb?

1100
00:44:11,383 --> 00:44:13,551
<i>When we hit the
Georgia state line,</i>

1101
00:44:13,585 --> 00:44:15,453
<i>I just give him a look.</i>

1102
00:44:15,487 --> 00:44:18,156
<i>I undo his belt buckle,
then he does his-</i>

1103
00:44:18,189 --> 00:44:20,492
- What is happening?
- Barb?

1104
00:44:20,525 --> 00:44:25,197
<i>I say, "Fuck me, you
big greasy piece of Gabagool."</i>

1105
00:44:25,231 --> 00:44:28,167
Oh, motherfucker.
Barb, you fuck face!

1106
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:31,203
<i>And I jerk him
off like a jackhammer.</i>

1107
00:44:31,237 --> 00:44:32,338
Oh, my god.

1108
00:44:33,506 --> 00:44:34,940
<i>It's so fucking...</i>

1109
00:44:34,974 --> 00:44:36,509
All right,
well, I'm hanging up!

1110
00:44:36,542 --> 00:44:39,545
- <i>You're welcome.</i>
- Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!

1111
00:44:39,578 --> 00:44:41,447
Yeah, it's more of a
lifestyle than anything else

1112
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:43,249
and so...
Are you not even...

1113
00:44:43,282 --> 00:44:45,084
Are you looking...

1114
00:44:45,117 --> 00:44:46,585
Oh.

1115
00:44:46,619 --> 00:44:48,487
Sorry, I didn't want
to interrupt your view.

1116
00:44:48,521 --> 00:44:53,125
I think you're a fool if
you don't give him a chance.

1117
00:44:54,527 --> 00:44:57,363
Well, if you won't
have him, I will.

1118
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,068
This is, this is...

1119
00:45:03,102 --> 00:45:04,003
I wrote this.

1120
00:45:04,036 --> 00:45:05,104
You wrote this one?

1121
00:45:05,137 --> 00:45:06,238
Gunnar.

1122
00:45:07,573 --> 00:45:09,008
You want to dance?

1123
00:45:10,510 --> 00:45:11,545
Of course.

1124
00:45:11,578 --> 00:45:12,512
Excuse me.

1125
00:45:15,048 --> 00:45:16,082
Oh...

1126
00:45:16,751 --> 00:45:18,185
Ooh.

1127
00:45:21,221 --> 00:45:22,355
Ready?

1128
00:45:28,796 --> 00:45:30,530
Ooh.

1129
00:45:30,564 --> 00:45:33,733
OK. I think I'm gonna go
check on the baby.

1130
00:45:33,768 --> 00:45:36,136
OK, this is done.

1131
00:45:36,169 --> 00:45:37,671
Yep. This too.

1132
00:45:37,704 --> 00:45:39,639
OK, so we need to get
out everything that's done

1133
00:45:39,673 --> 00:45:41,708
and then put those in and then
we gotta crank up the oven.

1134
00:45:41,742 --> 00:45:43,343
Will that not just
dry everything out?

1135
00:45:43,376 --> 00:45:44,578
Well, what other
option do we have?

1136
00:45:46,646 --> 00:45:47,681
Oh, God.

1137
00:45:47,714 --> 00:45:48,682
OK, nice.

1138
00:45:48,715 --> 00:45:49,983
Oh, god.

1139
00:45:56,423 --> 00:45:58,693
This is so much fun.

1140
00:45:58,726 --> 00:46:02,798
This is the Thanksgiving
of my dreams.

1141
00:46:02,831 --> 00:46:05,433
Hey, can you tell your
boyfriend to put a shirt on?

1142
00:46:05,466 --> 00:46:06,501
You tell him.

1143
00:46:06,534 --> 00:46:07,668
I'm gonna go check on the baby.

1144
00:46:07,702 --> 00:46:09,337
Oh, no, no, I wanna come.

1145
00:46:09,370 --> 00:46:13,474
Well, then get your
sexy booty upstairs.

1146
00:46:13,508 --> 00:46:15,811
You could come back
with a shirt on.

1147
00:46:15,844 --> 00:46:17,678
That'd be a cool thing to do.

1148
00:47:18,273 --> 00:47:19,742
Abby.

1149
00:47:19,776 --> 00:47:21,276
Happy Thanksgiving.

1150
00:47:21,310 --> 00:47:23,846
Oh, Happy Thanksgiving, Claire.

1151
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:28,617
Acai berry tart with a
gluten-free chia seed crust.

1152
00:47:30,385 --> 00:47:34,223
Mmm, yum.
Mmm.

1153
00:47:34,257 --> 00:47:36,359
I just came to see
if there's anything

1154
00:47:36,392 --> 00:47:37,627
- I can do to help.
- What's with the scarf?

1155
00:47:37,660 --> 00:47:39,562
Is your hair cold?

1156
00:47:39,596 --> 00:47:41,832
Oh, I forgot.
You're a shaman now.

1157
00:47:41,865 --> 00:47:44,667
I actually prefer
the term sha-woman.

1158
00:47:44,701 --> 00:47:47,871
Oh. OK.
Whatever, Claire.

1159
00:47:47,905 --> 00:47:49,639
You know, Abby, Molly told
me you're going through

1160
00:47:49,672 --> 00:47:51,909
- kind of a hard time, yeah?
- Mm.

1161
00:47:51,942 --> 00:47:54,711
I just wanna tell you
that I am at your service

1162
00:47:54,745 --> 00:47:58,181
all the time in
love and gratitude.

1163
00:47:58,214 --> 00:47:59,182
Oh!

1164
00:48:01,684 --> 00:48:03,586
What's funny?

1165
00:48:03,620 --> 00:48:05,756
Well, I mean, you know.

1166
00:48:06,656 --> 00:48:07,690
Come on.

1167
00:48:07,724 --> 00:48:09,492
Come on what?

1168
00:48:09,525 --> 00:48:12,161
Shamans are from Peru. OK?

1169
00:48:12,195 --> 00:48:14,397
Not San Bernardino.

1170
00:48:14,430 --> 00:48:15,498
What is this?

1171
00:48:15,531 --> 00:48:17,333
Oh, that's cold.
Big surprise.

1172
00:48:17,367 --> 00:48:19,302
Fuck.

1173
00:48:19,335 --> 00:48:20,737
Nothing is working.

1174
00:48:20,771 --> 00:48:22,239
Abby.

1175
00:48:22,272 --> 00:48:23,707
Things aren't really working.

1176
00:48:23,742 --> 00:48:27,378
It's good to sort of
notice that and hold it

1177
00:48:27,411 --> 00:48:30,381
in your heart and
just kind of absorb

1178
00:48:30,414 --> 00:48:32,784
what's that telling you?

1179
00:48:32,817 --> 00:48:34,385
Maybe it's you.

1180
00:48:34,418 --> 00:48:35,754
Oh, is that right?

1181
00:48:35,787 --> 00:48:37,621
Hey, Claire.
Hi, babe.

1182
00:48:37,655 --> 00:48:38,656
How's it going?

1183
00:48:38,689 --> 00:48:40,324
Oh, hey.
Hey, hey.

1184
00:48:40,357 --> 00:48:41,659
Let me guess, you're hungry?

1185
00:48:41,692 --> 00:48:42,894
Yeah, actually.

1186
00:48:42,927 --> 00:48:45,195
- Yeah, I'm starving.
- Famished.

1187
00:48:45,229 --> 00:48:47,398
Do you know what she said to
me on New Year's Eve?

1188
00:48:47,431 --> 00:48:48,867
- Who?
- Maeve.

1189
00:48:48,900 --> 00:48:51,301
- Oh, shit.
- She's engaged, by the way.

1190
00:48:51,335 --> 00:48:53,370
Yeah. You know what she
said to me?

1191
00:48:53,404 --> 00:48:55,372
After we planned out
our whole year together,

1192
00:48:55,406 --> 00:48:57,574
which did not include Claire
on Thanksgiving, by the way.

1193
00:48:57,608 --> 00:49:01,345
She said, "I love you
to the moon and back."

1194
00:49:01,378 --> 00:49:02,881
Isn't that beautiful?

1195
00:49:02,914 --> 00:49:04,816
- That really is beautiful.
- OK, fuck off, Claire.

1196
00:49:04,849 --> 00:49:08,419
Do what the actual distance
is between the moon and back?

1197
00:49:08,452 --> 00:49:10,321
Do you?
No, you don't.

1198
00:49:10,355 --> 00:49:11,891
Two and a half weeks.

1199
00:49:11,924 --> 00:49:14,359
And that's how much
longer we were together.

1200
00:49:14,392 --> 00:49:15,727
You'd think it'd be longer.

1201
00:49:15,761 --> 00:49:17,797
You'd think it would be longer.
But it's not.

1202
00:49:17,830 --> 00:49:20,331
And then you find yourself in
the kitchen on Thanksgiving

1203
00:49:20,365 --> 00:49:21,967
with everyone
breathing down your ass

1204
00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:23,668
about a meal you don't
fucking care about anymore,

1205
00:49:23,702 --> 00:49:25,838
while fickle fuck-o
Shamumu Claire

1206
00:49:25,871 --> 00:49:28,573
tells you to be thankful
your ex got engaged!

1207
00:49:28,606 --> 00:49:30,442
And it takes all your
might not to take

1208
00:49:30,475 --> 00:49:33,746
her shitty-looking purple
Los Angeles garbage pie

1209
00:49:33,779 --> 00:49:36,749
and punch it right
in her asshole!

1210
00:49:41,787 --> 00:49:43,688
You know I think it might
actually be pretty hard

1211
00:49:43,722 --> 00:49:46,959
to punch a tart into
someone's asshole.

1212
00:49:46,992 --> 00:49:49,728
You know what? You organized
this fucking dinner, Molly.

1213
00:49:49,762 --> 00:49:51,296
This is your crazy house.

1214
00:49:51,329 --> 00:49:54,232
This whole thing is
your stupid idea.

1215
00:49:56,869 --> 00:49:58,872
You know what, fuck you, Abby!

1216
00:49:58,905 --> 00:50:00,874
You fucking fuck-o!

1217
00:50:00,907 --> 00:50:02,876
'Cause I've dealt
with my anger issues.

1218
00:50:02,909 --> 00:50:04,310
Did you, dude?

1219
00:50:05,045 --> 00:50:06,679
- Huh?
- Claire.

1220
00:50:06,712 --> 00:50:09,850
I can't hear you
because you bounced.

1221
00:50:09,883 --> 00:50:13,619
- You know what?
- Like a little bitch.

1222
00:50:13,652 --> 00:50:18,324
All right? But I'm still here,
ready to go.

1223
00:50:18,357 --> 00:50:20,726
I think she's
probably gone, Claire.

1224
00:50:20,761 --> 00:50:26,465
I'm gonna ask that you don't
step to me in the future.

1225
00:50:26,499 --> 00:50:29,735
I think just, she's going
through a hard time.

1226
00:50:29,770 --> 00:50:32,005
Don't take it personally.

1227
00:50:32,038 --> 00:50:33,739
Yeah. I'm sorry.

1228
00:50:35,075 --> 00:50:37,643
I forgot about the universe.

1229
00:50:38,745 --> 00:50:40,412
It's OK.

1230
00:50:40,446 --> 00:50:43,917
We all forget about
the universe sometimes.

1231
00:50:43,950 --> 00:50:46,788
Well, I think we
got this, right?

1232
00:50:46,821 --> 00:50:48,722
- We can figure this out.
- Yup.

1233
00:50:48,756 --> 00:50:49,757
- Yup.
- Totally.

1234
00:50:49,791 --> 00:50:51,893
- It's just food.
- Yeah, OK.

1235
00:50:51,926 --> 00:50:54,561
All right.
Let's... Jeff?

1236
00:50:54,594 --> 00:50:56,363
- Yeah?
- What's in here?

1237
00:50:56,396 --> 00:50:58,331
Figure what that is, what
needs to happen with that.

1238
00:50:58,365 --> 00:50:59,801
I'll just...
That's hot.

1239
00:50:59,834 --> 00:51:01,701
- You OK?
- This pie looks great.

1240
00:51:01,735 --> 00:51:03,037
- It really does.
- Thank you.

1241
00:51:03,070 --> 00:51:04,772
I would never shove
it up your ass.

1242
00:51:08,508 --> 00:51:10,812
- Yeah?
- Ab.

1243
00:51:10,845 --> 00:51:12,947
You know you can come in.

1244
00:51:14,782 --> 00:51:18,718
Hey. What's going on?

1245
00:51:18,753 --> 00:51:22,689
Well, I haven't made out
with anyone yet this whole year

1246
00:51:22,722 --> 00:51:26,093
and she's engaged to a
fucking daddy dyke already?

1247
00:51:26,127 --> 00:51:28,395
Was I not man enough for her?

1248
00:51:28,428 --> 00:51:31,598
Oh, sweetheart.
Come here.

1249
00:51:33,969 --> 00:51:37,940
Wait. You haven't made out
with anyone all year?

1250
00:51:37,973 --> 00:51:42,110
- No.
- Yeah, is that bad?

1251
00:51:42,144 --> 00:51:45,747
- No.
- I mean, I can't just walk up to someone

1252
00:51:45,781 --> 00:51:46,915
on the street all...

1253
00:51:46,949 --> 00:51:49,084
You know, I'm just not ready.

1254
00:51:49,117 --> 00:51:50,618
Yeah.

1255
00:51:50,651 --> 00:51:51,854
OK, come here.

1256
00:51:51,887 --> 00:51:53,789
- OK.
- Oh, OK.

1257
00:51:59,660 --> 00:52:00,863
There you go.

1258
00:52:00,896 --> 00:52:03,531
Now you've made
out with someone.

1259
00:52:03,564 --> 00:52:05,000
What is that?
Lemongrass?

1260
00:52:05,033 --> 00:52:06,802
Mm.
I don't know.

1261
00:52:06,835 --> 00:52:08,569
Oh, that's good.

1262
00:52:12,074 --> 00:52:13,809
I had so much rage,

1263
00:52:13,842 --> 00:52:17,079
I had to do silent meditation
for about two years.

1264
00:52:17,112 --> 00:52:19,513
- Didn't say a word.
- Wow.

1265
00:52:19,547 --> 00:52:21,885
And I was shaking
for the first year.

1266
00:52:21,918 --> 00:52:23,753
Yeah, I gotta do it.

1267
00:52:23,786 --> 00:52:25,822
I had a couple of hemorrhoids
last year come back again.

1268
00:52:25,855 --> 00:52:28,724
You know, knock, knock,
hemorrhoids are back.

1269
00:52:28,758 --> 00:52:30,559
It's just 'cause my
anger's been bubbling up

1270
00:52:30,592 --> 00:52:31,828
and those things have
been bubbling out.

1271
00:52:31,861 --> 00:52:33,796
Does this look vegan to you?

1272
00:52:33,830 --> 00:52:34,898
No idea.

1273
00:52:36,498 --> 00:52:37,834
It doesn't smell vegan.

1274
00:52:37,867 --> 00:52:39,202
'Cause it smells good?

1275
00:52:39,235 --> 00:52:41,070
Yeah. So, maybe that's
a vegan gamble.

1276
00:52:41,104 --> 00:52:43,639
I'll put a little bow on it.

1277
00:52:43,672 --> 00:52:47,043
Yeah. All right, so basically
anything with a bow

1278
00:52:47,076 --> 00:52:49,879
or a cork in it
is a vegan gamble.

1279
00:52:49,913 --> 00:52:52,714
Anything with chopstick
in it is pure vegan,

1280
00:52:52,749 --> 00:52:55,617
and anything with some
almonds on top is vegetarian.

1281
00:52:55,651 --> 00:52:56,953
Everything else is delicious.

1282
00:52:56,986 --> 00:52:59,022
All right.
Dinner is served.

1283
00:52:59,055 --> 00:53:00,924
- Right on.
- OK.

1284
00:53:05,929 --> 00:53:07,096
Lauren!

1285
00:53:10,234 --> 00:53:12,169
All right, just put it...

1286
00:53:12,202 --> 00:53:14,604
- Oh, you got the...
- Hi.

1287
00:53:14,637 --> 00:53:15,839
Sorry, I'm just gonna
put this down here.

1288
00:53:15,873 --> 00:53:17,573
Huh, Rick's thick
sweet potatoes.

1289
00:53:17,607 --> 00:53:18,909
- Great.
- Molly?

1290
00:53:18,943 --> 00:53:20,044
- Yeah?
- Where do you want the turkey?

1291
00:53:20,077 --> 00:53:21,511
You can just put it here.

1292
00:53:21,544 --> 00:53:22,578
- It's a good spot.
- Is this good?

1293
00:53:22,612 --> 00:53:23,914
Yeah, here.
Got it?

1294
00:53:23,948 --> 00:53:25,816
Yeah. Yeah.

1295
00:53:25,849 --> 00:53:27,885
I love that.
I love that.

1296
00:53:27,918 --> 00:53:29,920
- Look at that.
- Where are you sitting?

1297
00:53:29,954 --> 00:53:32,022
I guess sort of
here so I can run

1298
00:53:32,056 --> 00:53:33,623
in and out of the kitchen,
yeah.

1299
00:53:33,656 --> 00:53:34,792
That's good.

1300
00:53:34,825 --> 00:53:35,759
- Oh!
- What else do we need?

1301
00:53:35,793 --> 00:53:37,627
Sorry, I was gonna...

1302
00:53:37,660 --> 00:53:39,029
There wasn't a good time, so
I was gonna give you these.

1303
00:53:39,063 --> 00:53:42,199
I made these for us to
just remember the day by.

1304
00:53:42,232 --> 00:53:43,599
That's you.

1305
00:53:43,633 --> 00:53:44,701
- That's me.
- Oh it's sweet.

1306
00:53:44,734 --> 00:53:46,036
I just wanted to be romantic.

1307
00:53:46,070 --> 00:53:47,503
But you, I mean,
it doesn't mean...

1308
00:53:47,537 --> 00:53:48,772
I mean, if you wanna frame them

1309
00:53:48,806 --> 00:53:49,907
you can do whatever you want.

1310
00:53:49,940 --> 00:53:51,641
- OK, thanks.
- That's it.

1311
00:53:51,674 --> 00:53:53,077
I didn't draw Eden.
I didn't think that... Yeah.

1312
00:53:53,110 --> 00:53:55,511
- They're for you.
- Thank you.

1313
00:53:55,545 --> 00:53:57,949
Hey, let's get some
liquor out here, huh?

1314
00:53:57,983 --> 00:53:59,150
Yeah.

1315
00:54:01,987 --> 00:54:02,854
Mommy.

1316
00:54:02,887 --> 00:54:03,888
Oh my god.

1317
00:54:03,922 --> 00:54:05,556
- Hi, Lilly.
- Oh!

1318
00:54:05,589 --> 00:54:07,926
Hey. Hey, hey, squirt.
What's going on?

1319
00:54:07,959 --> 00:54:10,594
Mommy, what are you doing?

1320
00:54:11,997 --> 00:54:13,664
Is dinner ready?

1321
00:54:13,697 --> 00:54:15,566
What are you doing?

1322
00:54:18,669 --> 00:54:20,939
I'm helping Aunt
Abby feel better.

1323
00:54:20,972 --> 00:54:22,740
What's wrong Aunt Abby?

1324
00:54:22,774 --> 00:54:24,776
Well, Lilly, I was sad,

1325
00:54:24,809 --> 00:54:28,246
but not anymore because
Mommy helped me so much.

1326
00:54:28,279 --> 00:54:30,782
Why were you sad?

1327
00:54:30,815 --> 00:54:35,153
Well, I just found out that
an ex-sweetheart of mine

1328
00:54:36,821 --> 00:54:38,622
is marrying a daddy dy...

1329
00:54:38,655 --> 00:54:40,759
- Person.
- Person.

1330
00:54:40,792 --> 00:54:42,927
And that made me very sad.

1331
00:54:42,961 --> 00:54:46,799
And so Mommy made
Aunt Abby feel better.

1332
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,335
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

1333
00:54:49,368 --> 00:54:53,806
Because... Because kisses make
people feel better.

1334
00:54:53,839 --> 00:54:56,275
Yes, they do.
They sure do.

1335
00:54:56,308 --> 00:54:58,610
What's going on?

1336
00:54:58,643 --> 00:55:01,080
Mommy was making Aunt
Abby feel better.

1337
00:55:01,113 --> 00:55:02,815
Oh, God. OK.

1338
00:55:02,848 --> 00:55:04,083
Oh, really?

1339
00:55:04,116 --> 00:55:05,951
And how was she doing that?

1340
00:55:09,288 --> 00:55:11,857
Lilly, honey, why don't you
go sit with your brother?

1341
00:55:11,891 --> 00:55:13,125
I'll be there in a second.

1342
00:55:13,159 --> 00:55:14,860
- OK.
- OK.

1343
00:55:17,897 --> 00:55:19,231
Ladies.

1344
00:55:19,265 --> 00:55:21,267
- Well, well, well.
- Dan, listen.

1345
00:55:21,300 --> 00:55:22,634
Listen to what?

1346
00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:24,669
- I am sorry.
- OK, yes you are.

1347
00:55:24,702 --> 00:55:27,940
Yet, yet we weren't
really making out at all.

1348
00:55:27,973 --> 00:55:29,375
Oh.

1349
00:55:29,408 --> 00:55:31,210
I mean, we were making
out a little bit,

1350
00:55:31,243 --> 00:55:33,780
but in a different...
Like she felt very safe to me.

1351
00:55:33,814 --> 00:55:35,882
My wife felt safe to you?

1352
00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:37,818
Can I just...
Can I talk to him for a second?

1353
00:55:37,851 --> 00:55:40,653
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna leave you guys alone.

1354
00:55:40,686 --> 00:55:42,289
You're great.
I love you though.

1355
00:55:42,322 --> 00:55:44,657
- Well, we don't need...
- We're good, right?

1356
00:55:44,690 --> 00:55:45,826
We don't need no
more love from you.

1357
00:55:45,859 --> 00:55:48,128
All right?
You gave us enough love.

1358
00:55:50,797 --> 00:55:53,200
Who's gonna carve this turkey?

1359
00:55:53,233 --> 00:55:54,301
- Oh.
- Oh.

1360
00:55:54,334 --> 00:55:55,902
- No?
- Do you...

1361
00:55:55,936 --> 00:55:59,005
Well, maybe Molly
should carve the turkey.

1362
00:55:59,039 --> 00:56:02,275
You know, in the
name of feminism.

1363
00:56:02,309 --> 00:56:03,844
Oh, that's sweet.

1364
00:56:03,877 --> 00:56:06,246
But I don't know how
to carve a turkey,

1365
00:56:06,279 --> 00:56:07,881
so, anyone go for it.

1366
00:56:07,914 --> 00:56:09,382
You know, I'd love
to carve the turkey.

1367
00:56:09,416 --> 00:56:11,051
- Is that OK?
- Yes.

1368
00:56:11,084 --> 00:56:12,718
Please.

1369
00:56:12,752 --> 00:56:14,387
I like a man who knows
how to handle his turkey.

1370
00:56:14,421 --> 00:56:17,023
Well then you should see
what I can do with my turkey.

1371
00:56:17,057 --> 00:56:18,859
- Right?
- Right.

1372
00:56:18,892 --> 00:56:20,393
Who's gonna lead
us in a blessing?

1373
00:56:20,427 --> 00:56:22,196
- I can.
- Yeah.

1374
00:56:22,230 --> 00:56:23,831
Bless that food for Jesus.

1375
00:56:23,865 --> 00:56:26,400
OK, so you pray and
I'll carve after that.

1376
00:56:26,434 --> 00:56:29,736
This will be a non-denominational
spiritual blessing.

1377
00:56:29,770 --> 00:56:32,306
This is so beautiful.

1378
00:56:32,340 --> 00:56:36,210
The people, the
temperature, the air.

1379
00:56:36,244 --> 00:56:38,179
Bless this lettuce.

1380
00:56:38,212 --> 00:56:43,184
This is such nice fresh,
probably from the farmer's market.

1381
00:56:43,217 --> 00:56:45,685
The green beans also...

1382
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:47,355
Yeah.
Those are sweet.

1383
00:56:47,388 --> 00:56:49,824
They are in season.
Bless this vegetable medley.

1384
00:56:49,857 --> 00:56:52,226
I see baby carrots.
Hi, guys.

1385
00:56:52,260 --> 00:56:53,828
All my friends are in here.

1386
00:56:53,861 --> 00:56:55,029
Lima beans.

1387
00:56:56,097 --> 00:56:57,365
Mm, green peas.

1388
00:56:58,933 --> 00:57:02,069
Sorry, I'm having
a repressed memory.

1389
00:57:03,871 --> 00:57:06,908
Bless you guys and bless
all of us for being here.

1390
00:57:06,941 --> 00:57:10,812
I know a lot of us probably
come from broken families.

1391
00:57:10,846 --> 00:57:11,947
I do.

1392
00:57:13,982 --> 00:57:15,384
Thank you.

1393
00:57:15,417 --> 00:57:18,287
I have never spent
Thanksgiving with other people.

1394
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:19,788
So thank you.

1395
00:57:19,821 --> 00:57:21,223
I feel really
blessed to be here,

1396
00:57:21,256 --> 00:57:25,160
and thank you so much,
hostess, and host.

1397
00:57:26,461 --> 00:57:27,362
Thank you.

1398
00:57:27,396 --> 00:57:28,263
Thank you.

1399
00:57:28,297 --> 00:57:29,298
Thank you, Jesus.

1400
00:57:29,331 --> 00:57:30,832
Amen, all right.

1401
00:57:30,866 --> 00:57:32,234
Amen to heaven above.

1402
00:57:32,267 --> 00:57:34,169
- Here we go.
- Let's eat.

1403
00:57:34,203 --> 00:57:36,138
Is it OK that we're starting
without the rest of the guys?

1404
00:57:36,171 --> 00:57:38,073
Yeah, it's OK.
Let's just enjoy it.

1405
00:57:38,106 --> 00:57:40,108
They'll be out in a minute.

1406
00:57:40,142 --> 00:57:41,276
We talked about this.

1407
00:57:41,310 --> 00:57:42,878
You said you didn't mind.

1408
00:57:42,911 --> 00:57:44,179
Well, I thought I
was gonna be there.

1409
00:57:44,213 --> 00:57:45,881
Well, we
didn't say that.

1410
00:57:45,914 --> 00:57:47,282
Well I definitely didn't think

1411
00:57:47,316 --> 00:57:48,350
our goddamn daughter
was gonna be there.

1412
00:57:48,383 --> 00:57:50,419
Yeah, but she's like tiny.

1413
00:57:50,452 --> 00:57:51,987
What do you mean?

1414
00:57:52,020 --> 00:57:53,522
I can't wait until
she gets to school

1415
00:57:53,555 --> 00:57:55,524
and start making motherfuckers
feel better then.

1416
00:57:55,557 --> 00:57:56,993
Oh, come on now.

1417
00:57:57,026 --> 00:57:58,061
Don't be angry.

1418
00:57:58,094 --> 00:57:59,796
- Come on, Daddy.
- Look, man.

1419
00:57:59,829 --> 00:58:02,832
Don't. All right?
I'm upset.

1420
00:58:02,865 --> 00:58:05,235
I'm a little turned
on, but I'm upset.

1421
00:58:05,268 --> 00:58:06,903
Stop.
No, no.

1422
00:58:08,538 --> 00:58:09,939
Geez.

1423
00:58:09,973 --> 00:58:12,141
Oh!

1424
00:58:12,175 --> 00:58:14,043
OK. I'm obviously drunk.

1425
00:58:14,077 --> 00:58:17,013
And probably a few
other things.

1426
00:58:17,046 --> 00:58:19,215
I wanna talk about this
with you, I really do.

1427
00:58:19,249 --> 00:58:22,385
I wanna talk about
feelings and boundaries.

1428
00:58:22,418 --> 00:58:24,787
- OK.
- And feelings.

1429
00:58:24,821 --> 00:58:25,555
OK.

1430
00:58:25,588 --> 00:58:26,956
But right now...

1431
00:58:26,990 --> 00:58:28,791
- OK.
- I need to sit down.

1432
00:58:30,226 --> 00:58:31,427
OK.

1433
00:58:32,929 --> 00:58:35,064
This ground is so hard.

1434
00:58:36,366 --> 00:58:38,268
This is motherfuckin'...

1435
00:58:38,301 --> 00:58:42,105
Oh, it's like made
out of stone or something.

1436
00:58:49,913 --> 00:58:50,914
Oh, screw it.

1437
00:58:58,956 --> 00:59:01,558
How do you like me now, Claire?

1438
00:59:02,493 --> 00:59:04,862
I'll step to you all day.

1439
00:59:15,572 --> 00:59:18,309
<i>For the blitz
that he knows is coming.</i>

1440
00:59:18,342 --> 00:59:21,178
<i>And it is!
He's through!</i>

1441
00:59:21,211 --> 00:59:25,182
<i>He caught him mapping and now
it's another open field ahead.</i>

1442
00:59:25,215 --> 00:59:28,018
<i>35... 40...
What a block!</i>

1443
00:59:35,327 --> 00:59:37,629
You just wait until Christmas.

1444
00:59:37,662 --> 00:59:42,000
I promise you. You bet your black ass
I'm gonna flip Christmas on its ass.

1445
00:59:42,033 --> 00:59:45,337
Yes, I am. That X in Christmas,
watch what I do with that X.

1446
00:59:47,539 --> 00:59:49,874
- Let's eat.
- Let's eat.

1447
00:59:49,908 --> 00:59:53,278
They say that salsa
is all in the hips,

1448
00:59:53,311 --> 00:59:55,513
but I think it is
in the pelvis.

1449
00:59:55,547 --> 00:59:57,015
Why don't you just say
genitals.

1450
00:59:57,048 --> 00:59:58,416
We all know that's
what you mean.

1451
00:59:58,450 --> 01:00:01,286
Well, if anyone at this
table has ever made love

1452
01:00:01,319 --> 01:00:03,021
to a man who can salsa,

1453
01:00:03,054 --> 01:00:05,156
they know exactly what
I'm talking about.

1454
01:00:05,190 --> 01:00:06,891
I know exactly what
you're talking about.

1455
01:00:06,925 --> 01:00:08,626
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

1456
01:00:08,660 --> 01:00:10,462
Well, I can't salsa, OK?

1457
01:00:10,495 --> 01:00:12,564
But I have never had any
complaints in that department.

1458
01:00:12,597 --> 01:00:15,333
None that you know of.

1459
01:00:15,367 --> 01:00:18,002
- Can someone pass the wine?
- Oh, really?

1460
01:00:18,036 --> 01:00:19,971
- Yeah, really.
- What do you mean?

1461
01:00:20,004 --> 01:00:21,974
Remember that real serious
face you used to make?

1462
01:00:22,007 --> 01:00:23,342
Oh, come on.

1463
01:00:23,376 --> 01:00:26,379
That's how I knew
you were connecting.

1464
01:00:26,412 --> 01:00:29,081
Hey, Brianne, would you
mind passing the wine?

1465
01:00:29,115 --> 01:00:31,917
At least he looked
you in the eye.

1466
01:00:31,951 --> 01:00:33,919
Oh, why? You've had a lot
of guys who don't

1467
01:00:33,953 --> 01:00:35,321
look you in the eye, Helen?

1468
01:00:35,354 --> 01:00:37,923
Honey, I was sexually
active in the 70s.

1469
01:00:37,957 --> 01:00:39,992
You were lucky if they
even asked back then.

1470
01:00:41,093 --> 01:00:42,395
Are you talking about rape?

1471
01:00:42,428 --> 01:00:44,063
Abby, have a drink.

1472
01:00:44,096 --> 01:00:45,631
I would love to, if
someone would just

1473
01:00:45,664 --> 01:00:47,199
pass the fucking wine
over here.

1474
01:00:47,233 --> 01:00:48,534
Well, thank you, Helen.

1475
01:00:48,567 --> 01:00:50,703
And, by the way,
I would have asked.

1476
01:00:50,736 --> 01:00:52,271
You wouldn't have had to.

1477
01:00:52,304 --> 01:00:54,106
- Oh, is that right?
- Ooh!

1478
01:00:54,140 --> 01:00:56,475
- You want some turkey?
- Oh, yeah!

1479
01:00:58,344 --> 01:01:00,379
Should we leave you two alone?

1480
01:01:00,413 --> 01:01:02,548
We were just playing around.

1481
01:01:02,581 --> 01:01:03,682
We're having fun.

1482
01:01:03,716 --> 01:01:05,184
Yeah.

1483
01:01:05,217 --> 01:01:07,219
I think you forgot
how to do that.

1484
01:01:07,253 --> 01:01:10,090
Excuse me, I think I am
throwing a party here, am I not?

1485
01:01:10,123 --> 01:01:13,026
Well, why don't you
act like it, hmm?

1486
01:01:13,059 --> 01:01:14,961
How am I not acting like it?

1487
01:01:14,995 --> 01:01:17,063
You're on baby duty.
I totally get it.

1488
01:01:17,097 --> 01:01:18,999
- Thank you.
- Not today you don't.

1489
01:01:19,032 --> 01:01:20,667
I'm on baby duty, remember?

1490
01:01:20,700 --> 01:01:22,602
Let's fucking party!

1491
01:01:25,038 --> 01:01:26,440
All right, here we go!

1492
01:01:26,473 --> 01:01:28,041
You know, I gotta
tell you, Helen,

1493
01:01:28,074 --> 01:01:29,976
you're a goddamn blast.
You guys, I mean, let...

1494
01:01:30,010 --> 01:01:32,979
To Helen, and all that
skin she's showing.

1495
01:01:33,013 --> 01:01:34,147
Hey!

1496
01:01:34,181 --> 01:01:36,983
To me being a goddamn blast!

1497
01:01:38,351 --> 01:01:39,286
Oh, yes.

1498
01:01:39,319 --> 01:01:41,655
Shots, party. Vegas.

1499
01:01:41,688 --> 01:01:44,391
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Right on.

1500
01:01:44,424 --> 01:01:46,226
Oh, you know
what we should do.

1501
01:01:46,259 --> 01:01:47,627
Mmm?

1502
01:01:47,661 --> 01:01:49,229
Everyone at the
table should just say

1503
01:01:49,262 --> 01:01:52,566
15 reasons they are thankful.

1504
01:01:52,599 --> 01:01:54,367
What are you grateful for?

1505
01:01:54,401 --> 01:01:55,735
Oh, shit, he's awake.

1506
01:01:55,770 --> 01:01:57,572
Ooh, I got him.
I'll take care of him.

1507
01:01:57,605 --> 01:01:59,540
No, it's all right.
I got it.

1508
01:01:59,574 --> 01:02:01,075
Or are you just dying
to get out of here?

1509
01:02:01,108 --> 01:02:03,177
Yeah, a little bit.

1510
01:02:03,211 --> 01:02:05,012
- Are you sure?
- Yes.

1511
01:02:05,046 --> 01:02:06,581
Go back to your very
Vegas Thanksgiving.

1512
01:02:06,614 --> 01:02:08,149
I think Helen's gonna
be topless soon,

1513
01:02:08,182 --> 01:02:10,651
you don't want to miss that.

1514
01:02:12,453 --> 01:02:14,489
All right, I'll go first.

1515
01:02:14,522 --> 01:02:17,358
I'm thankful for meeting Molly,

1516
01:02:17,391 --> 01:02:19,761
because without that
I would have never met

1517
01:02:19,795 --> 01:02:21,462
you beautiful human beings.

1518
01:02:21,496 --> 01:02:23,397
So, thank you, Molly.

1519
01:02:23,431 --> 01:02:25,032
Molly.

1520
01:02:25,066 --> 01:02:26,701
That's wonderful.

1521
01:02:26,734 --> 01:02:31,506
I'll go. Um... I myself am
thankful for Ayahuasca.

1522
01:02:33,508 --> 01:02:37,378
I was able to do it about
nine or 10 times this year,

1523
01:02:37,411 --> 01:02:39,580
and each time was a revelation.

1524
01:02:39,614 --> 01:02:41,182
It's deep.

1525
01:02:41,215 --> 01:02:42,517
It's emotional.

1526
01:02:47,489 --> 01:02:49,691
- Well...
- I wasn't done.

1527
01:02:49,725 --> 01:02:53,729
- Oh...
- It's also, it's weirdly intellectual.

1528
01:02:53,763 --> 01:02:55,297
'Cause you get in your head

1529
01:02:55,330 --> 01:02:56,632
and you start
thinking about things.

1530
01:02:56,665 --> 01:02:58,700
Click, click,
click, click, click.

1531
01:02:58,734 --> 01:03:00,035
Different ways.

1532
01:03:02,471 --> 01:03:03,705
And that's it.

1533
01:03:03,739 --> 01:03:05,240
That's great.

1534
01:03:05,274 --> 01:03:08,143
I am thankful for my
Cross-Fit gym taking off

1535
01:03:08,176 --> 01:03:10,445
and fucking killing
it this year.

1536
01:03:10,479 --> 01:03:12,114
And also that I get
to stick my wein

1537
01:03:12,147 --> 01:03:13,850
in the hottest chick
in Tustin, California.

1538
01:03:15,551 --> 01:03:19,321
I am thankful for Christmas.

1539
01:03:19,354 --> 01:03:21,290
OK, nobody knows what
you're talking about.

1540
01:03:21,323 --> 01:03:22,859
Nobody knows what
you're talking about.

1541
01:03:22,892 --> 01:03:25,127
- No, I get it.
- Sorry, you guys.

1542
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:26,728
No, it's like a month away.
It's just awareness.

1543
01:03:26,763 --> 01:03:28,163
I'm thankful for it too.

1544
01:03:29,498 --> 01:03:32,067
They are killing it today.

1545
01:03:33,136 --> 01:03:34,170
A yummy?

1546
01:03:38,809 --> 01:03:40,076
Yummy!

1547
01:03:41,144 --> 01:03:41,845
That good?

1548
01:03:41,879 --> 01:03:43,814
I made it myself.

1549
01:03:43,847 --> 01:03:46,449
You like my pie.
Mm-hmm.

1550
01:03:47,818 --> 01:03:49,118
- Skal!
- Skal!

1551
01:03:49,152 --> 01:03:50,587
- Skal!
- School?

1552
01:03:50,620 --> 01:03:52,255
- Skal.
- Skal.

1553
01:03:52,288 --> 01:03:54,123
What the hell?
I love you.

1554
01:03:54,157 --> 01:03:55,124
OK, I love you too.

1555
01:03:55,158 --> 01:03:56,492
- You done?
- Yup.

1556
01:03:56,526 --> 01:03:58,494
- Yeah.
- All right, 'cause Mama's high.

1557
01:03:58,528 --> 01:03:59,763
I need some lovin' right now.

1558
01:03:59,797 --> 01:04:00,898
OK, I got you, baby.

1559
01:04:00,931 --> 01:04:02,131
I got you.

1560
01:04:02,165 --> 01:04:03,366
I need some ice cream.

1561
01:04:03,399 --> 01:04:04,667
I'm gonna get you
some ice cream.

1562
01:04:04,701 --> 01:04:06,770
Imma get you some ice cream.

1563
01:04:06,804 --> 01:04:10,506
All right, sweetheart.

1564
01:04:22,486 --> 01:04:24,789
I feel like when I'm there it's
like I'm following the moon.

1565
01:04:24,823 --> 01:04:26,590
It's like that's how
I feel when I'm there.

1566
01:04:26,624 --> 01:04:28,225
Well, we're always
following the moon,

1567
01:04:28,258 --> 01:04:30,594
'cause like we're
made of water.

1568
01:04:30,628 --> 01:04:33,464
And the moon is what
controls the tides.

1569
01:04:33,497 --> 01:04:35,566
So you don't even have to
try to follow the moon.

1570
01:04:35,599 --> 01:04:37,936
It's just leading us around.

1571
01:04:37,969 --> 01:04:39,737
I can't believe
that you know that.

1572
01:04:39,771 --> 01:04:41,906
I love how big your hands are.

1573
01:04:41,940 --> 01:04:43,273
Oh my gosh.

1574
01:04:43,307 --> 01:04:44,708
They are pretty big, huh?

1575
01:04:44,742 --> 01:04:47,277
Yeah, but it's so powerful.

1576
01:04:49,848 --> 01:04:51,248
<i>Abby.</i>

1577
01:04:51,281 --> 01:04:52,282
<i>Abby.</i>

1578
01:04:52,316 --> 01:04:54,184
- <i>Abby.</i>
- <i>Yo!</i>

1579
01:04:54,218 --> 01:04:55,820
- <i>Abby.</i>
- <i>Abby.</i>

1580
01:04:55,854 --> 01:04:56,955
Whoa.

1581
01:04:56,988 --> 01:04:58,689
Who are you guys?

1582
01:04:58,722 --> 01:05:01,759
You can't tell?
We're your Fairy Gay Mothers.

1583
01:05:01,793 --> 01:05:03,795
Fairy Gay Mothers?

1584
01:05:04,829 --> 01:05:07,197
Yeah. All the newbies get one.

1585
01:05:07,231 --> 01:05:08,333
Oh.

1586
01:05:08,366 --> 01:05:09,835
Thanks, but I'm not a newbie.

1587
01:05:09,869 --> 01:05:11,804
I've slept with over two women.

1588
01:05:11,837 --> 01:05:13,238
Well...

1589
01:05:13,271 --> 01:05:16,408
- Two, wow.
- A lesbian lothario.

1590
01:05:16,441 --> 01:05:17,810
Hmm. I like you guys.

1591
01:05:17,843 --> 01:05:21,212
So you're in your
teenage lesbian years.

1592
01:05:21,246 --> 01:05:23,281
We know how awkward
that can be.

1593
01:05:23,314 --> 01:05:24,817
Especially in your 30s.

1594
01:05:24,850 --> 01:05:26,451
Most people have
houses by then.

1595
01:05:26,484 --> 01:05:28,586
Yeah, I'm content just
to have boobs in my bed.

1596
01:05:28,620 --> 01:05:29,922
Oh, that never goes away.

1597
01:05:29,955 --> 01:05:31,389
- Boobs are the best.
- We love that.

1598
01:05:31,423 --> 01:05:32,757
So you fell in love
with a woman

1599
01:05:32,792 --> 01:05:34,827
who locked you in
a closet at a party

1600
01:05:34,860 --> 01:05:36,929
because she didn't like
what you were wearing?

1601
01:05:36,962 --> 01:05:38,697
Routine.
Par for the course.

1602
01:05:38,730 --> 01:05:40,432
If I had a tool belt for
every time that happened.

1603
01:05:40,465 --> 01:05:42,701
And you stayed with her
because you loved her?

1604
01:05:42,734 --> 01:05:46,504
Stayed with her because
she felt like home.

1605
01:05:47,807 --> 01:05:50,876
Baby girl, you're the
home you're looking for.

1606
01:05:50,910 --> 01:05:52,845
You just have to
invite others in.

1607
01:05:52,878 --> 01:05:56,950
It doesn't matter if those
others are butch, femme.

1608
01:05:56,983 --> 01:05:58,651
A stone top, a cold bottom.

1609
01:05:58,684 --> 01:06:00,954
A dirty Carla, a clean Carla.

1610
01:06:00,987 --> 01:06:02,421
A deep sea diver.

1611
01:06:02,455 --> 01:06:03,556
A clam digger.

1612
01:06:03,589 --> 01:06:05,291
Daddy dyke.
Mommy dyke.

1613
01:06:05,324 --> 01:06:07,259
- Baby dyke.
- A rug doctor.

1614
01:06:07,293 --> 01:06:09,695
- A DJ.
- A European bush woman.

1615
01:06:09,729 --> 01:06:11,765
- A spitting yak.
- A cunt runt.

1616
01:06:11,798 --> 01:06:13,666
- A dumpster butt.
- A pussy pioneer.

1617
01:06:13,699 --> 01:06:15,035
With a covered wagon.

1618
01:06:15,068 --> 01:06:17,336
And that home you've
been looking for,

1619
01:06:17,369 --> 01:06:20,306
it was inside you all along.

1620
01:06:20,339 --> 01:06:21,775
It was?

1621
01:06:21,808 --> 01:06:22,876
Well, I mean,
the 'shrooms helped.

1622
01:06:22,909 --> 01:06:23,877
I mean, come on.

1623
01:06:23,910 --> 01:06:25,277
You're pretty fucked up.

1624
01:06:25,311 --> 01:06:26,545
Ha!

1625
01:06:26,579 --> 01:06:27,948
All you have to do
is knock your

1626
01:06:27,981 --> 01:06:31,317
wingtip oxfords
together three times,

1627
01:06:31,350 --> 01:06:33,385
- and say...
- There's no place...

1628
01:06:33,419 --> 01:06:34,955
- Like home.
- Depot.

1629
01:06:34,988 --> 01:06:36,990
- There's no place...
- Like home.

1630
01:06:37,023 --> 01:06:38,457
Depot.

1631
01:06:38,491 --> 01:06:39,926
- There's no place...
- Like home.

1632
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:41,061
Depot.

1633
01:06:41,094 --> 01:06:42,963
There's no place
like Home Depot.

1634
01:06:42,996 --> 01:06:44,832
There's no place
like Home Depot.

1635
01:06:44,866 --> 01:06:47,935
There's no place
like Home Depot.

1636
01:06:53,473 --> 01:06:55,076
And you were close
to your brother?

1637
01:06:55,109 --> 01:06:56,743
Mm-hm.

1638
01:06:56,778 --> 01:06:58,712
And what's funny is
the day he went missing

1639
01:06:58,745 --> 01:07:01,715
is the day I started
to find myself.

1640
01:07:01,748 --> 01:07:03,084
Wow.

1641
01:07:03,117 --> 01:07:04,852
And, yeah, do I want
him to come back?

1642
01:07:04,886 --> 01:07:06,520
- Yeah.
- Yes.

1643
01:07:06,553 --> 01:07:08,655
- Yeah.
- And also no.

1644
01:07:08,688 --> 01:07:10,724
The last word we got from...

1645
01:07:10,757 --> 01:07:13,961
You just
kind of know vo...

1646
01:07:13,995 --> 01:07:15,062
...cabulary.

1647
01:07:15,897 --> 01:07:16,931
Oh my god.

1648
01:07:16,964 --> 01:07:17,965
So sorry.

1649
01:07:17,999 --> 01:07:19,699
Claire.
Sha-woman.

1650
01:07:19,733 --> 01:07:21,102
Sha-woman Claire.

1651
01:07:21,135 --> 01:07:22,837
Listen. Hi.

1652
01:07:22,870 --> 01:07:23,838
Hi, come on in.

1653
01:07:23,871 --> 01:07:25,405
Hi, hi, hi.

1654
01:07:25,438 --> 01:07:28,575
Listen, I have to
say, I am so sorry.

1655
01:07:28,608 --> 01:07:31,611
My outburst earlier
was not cool.

1656
01:07:31,645 --> 01:07:33,982
Had a little bit of an epiphany

1657
01:07:34,016 --> 01:07:35,851
and I realized
that I was wrong.

1658
01:07:35,884 --> 01:07:37,986
I'm sorry.
I respect your...

1659
01:07:39,922 --> 01:07:43,391
This.
I love this for you.

1660
01:07:43,424 --> 01:07:47,528
Abby, you should never,
ever apologize for being,

1661
01:07:47,562 --> 01:07:50,098
just being simply
where you are.

1662
01:07:50,132 --> 01:07:50,999
Mm-hm.

1663
01:07:51,033 --> 01:07:52,067
Which is...

1664
01:07:53,135 --> 01:07:55,469
- right here.
- Right here.

1665
01:07:55,503 --> 01:07:56,839
Hey.

1666
01:07:57,973 --> 01:08:00,042
Where the miracles happen.

1667
01:08:01,609 --> 01:08:04,079
I'm just saying your
timing is interesting.

1668
01:08:04,112 --> 01:08:06,647
What is so interesting
about wanting

1669
01:08:06,681 --> 01:08:09,051
to spend time with my
daughter and my grandson?

1670
01:08:09,084 --> 01:08:10,986
Where's Silverio?

1671
01:08:12,187 --> 01:08:13,822
At home. Why?

1672
01:08:13,856 --> 01:08:15,924
Why isn't he here with you?

1673
01:08:15,958 --> 01:08:19,694
You're in trouble
again, aren't you?

1674
01:08:19,727 --> 01:08:22,031
Well, just because
I'm getting a divorce

1675
01:08:22,065 --> 01:08:23,766
doesn't mean that
I am in trouble.

1676
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:25,667
Oh!

1677
01:08:25,701 --> 01:08:27,003
It just means that I no longer
want to drive around Europe

1678
01:08:27,036 --> 01:08:28,704
- on a food truck.
- Bingo.

1679
01:08:28,737 --> 01:08:32,809
I knew it.
I knew you weren't here for us.

1680
01:08:32,842 --> 01:08:35,011
Your feet are getting big.

1681
01:08:35,044 --> 01:08:36,145
Yeah, they are.

1682
01:08:36,179 --> 01:08:37,546
You have bigger feet.

1683
01:08:37,579 --> 01:08:39,715
- Ooh!
- Mom!

1684
01:08:39,748 --> 01:08:41,885
Whoa, whoa, not too
close to mommy's face.

1685
01:08:41,918 --> 01:08:44,187
Are you able to do...

1686
01:08:44,220 --> 01:08:45,754
Watch yourself.

1687
01:08:45,788 --> 01:08:47,489
Does she make it?

1688
01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:54,797
Hey, little man.

1689
01:08:54,831 --> 01:08:55,999
What's going on?

1690
01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:58,902
Oh, you sad?

1691
01:09:00,069 --> 01:09:03,907
Oh, Eden.
Oh, yeah.

1692
01:09:03,940 --> 01:09:06,175
Society's gonna try
to make you conform

1693
01:09:06,209 --> 01:09:08,846
to all of its crazy
messed up standards

1694
01:09:08,879 --> 01:09:12,950
because society is
up women's asses.

1695
01:09:12,983 --> 01:09:15,953
I mean, society is just
up inside our assholes.

1696
01:09:15,986 --> 01:09:17,453
Don't be sad.

1697
01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:18,822
Hey, hey, hey.

1698
01:09:18,856 --> 01:09:22,558
Look... Look.

1699
01:09:22,592 --> 01:09:26,529
Eden.
Eden, smile.

1700
01:09:26,562 --> 01:09:28,598
Telling us what to
do and what to think

1701
01:09:28,631 --> 01:09:30,134
and how to be and what to say

1702
01:09:30,167 --> 01:09:32,669
and how come your nails
aren't long enough

1703
01:09:32,702 --> 01:09:34,238
and how come your
head isn't laid down

1704
01:09:34,271 --> 01:09:35,839
and your hair ain't there,

1705
01:09:35,873 --> 01:09:37,207
but let me tell you
something right now.

1706
01:09:37,241 --> 01:09:39,009
You live your life
the way you want to.

1707
01:09:39,043 --> 01:09:41,544
And you're a strong
Black woman.

1708
01:09:41,577 --> 01:09:44,248
And don't take no mess
'cause who run the world?

1709
01:09:44,281 --> 01:09:46,749
- Girls.
- OK, Mommy.

1710
01:09:48,751 --> 01:09:52,588
Thank you for that
wonderful holiday story.

1711
01:09:52,622 --> 01:09:53,891
It was really nice.

1712
01:09:53,924 --> 01:09:56,161
Say Papa.

1713
01:10:01,967 --> 01:10:03,500
Shh-shh.

1714
01:10:05,636 --> 01:10:07,906
Whoa.

1715
01:10:09,274 --> 01:10:10,507
Whoa, OK.

1716
01:10:17,548 --> 01:10:19,117
What are you doing?

1717
01:10:19,985 --> 01:10:22,220
He just latched on.

1718
01:10:22,253 --> 01:10:25,991
And you know, I didn't wanna
embarrass him or anything.

1719
01:10:27,658 --> 01:10:29,027
Shh-shh-shh-shh.

1720
01:10:29,060 --> 01:10:29,928
That's OK.

1721
01:10:29,961 --> 01:10:30,895
Jeff.

1722
01:10:30,929 --> 01:10:31,930
Yeah.

1723
01:10:31,963 --> 01:10:32,897
Can I have him, please?

1724
01:10:32,931 --> 01:10:34,899
Yeah, sure. Here.

1725
01:10:34,933 --> 01:10:36,768
- No worries.
- OK.

1726
01:10:41,672 --> 01:10:43,108
I think I'm gonna put him down.

1727
01:10:43,141 --> 01:10:45,077
Yeah, cool. Cool.

1728
01:10:47,780 --> 01:10:50,648
Do you mind if I just
get a moment with him?

1729
01:10:50,682 --> 01:10:53,052
Oh, my god, yes, of course,
darling. Go ahead.

1730
01:10:55,154 --> 01:10:56,889
I will see you downstairs.

1731
01:10:56,922 --> 01:10:57,957
OK.

1732
01:10:57,990 --> 01:10:59,191
Good night.

1733
01:11:02,294 --> 01:11:03,695
You're OK.

1734
01:11:05,197 --> 01:11:06,731
OK.

1735
01:11:06,765 --> 01:11:08,767
Let's have a little
sleep, shall we?

1736
01:11:08,801 --> 01:11:11,003
I love you.
I love you.

1737
01:11:18,344 --> 01:11:19,611
Sleeping?

1738
01:11:19,644 --> 01:11:21,613
He will be in a minute.

1739
01:11:21,646 --> 01:11:25,117
Why don't you let
me take over now?

1740
01:11:25,151 --> 01:11:28,954
Well, even you can
admit I can handle this.

1741
01:11:30,322 --> 01:11:32,859
You know what,
I would love that.

1742
01:11:32,893 --> 01:11:33,759
Thank you.

1743
01:11:33,794 --> 01:11:35,128
You are welcome.

1744
01:11:39,266 --> 01:11:40,967
I showed up here
tonight, honestly,

1745
01:11:41,001 --> 01:11:43,870
wanting to like talk to a wall.

1746
01:11:43,904 --> 01:11:46,672
Am I better than a wall?

1747
01:11:46,705 --> 01:11:48,607
Honey...

1748
01:11:48,641 --> 01:11:50,777
I just called you honey.

1749
01:11:50,811 --> 01:11:53,080
This is going fast, but
I want you to know...

1750
01:12:10,197 --> 01:12:13,033
Hello?

1751
01:12:13,066 --> 01:12:15,001
Oh, is that you, Brianne?

1752
01:12:16,770 --> 01:12:17,971
Hi.

1753
01:12:18,004 --> 01:12:18,905
Hi.

1754
01:12:18,939 --> 01:12:20,007
Hi.

1755
01:12:20,842 --> 01:12:21,976
Hello.

1756
01:12:22,009 --> 01:12:23,377
- Hello?
- Hello.

1757
01:12:23,411 --> 01:12:27,081
OK, I'll go to
another bathroom.

1758
01:12:39,994 --> 01:12:42,296
Who the fuck invited
all these people?

1759
01:12:42,330 --> 01:12:43,965
Oh...

1760
01:12:43,998 --> 01:12:46,134
And who's the silver
fox Helen's talking to?

1761
01:12:46,167 --> 01:12:49,003
I might have texted
a couple of people.

1762
01:12:49,036 --> 01:12:50,438
Oh, a couple of people.

1763
01:12:50,471 --> 01:12:53,007
Yeah, people you'd like.

1764
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:56,277
Fuck it.
You know what?

1765
01:12:56,310 --> 01:12:57,445
Baby's down for the night,

1766
01:12:57,478 --> 01:12:59,080
Helen says she's watching him,

1767
01:12:59,113 --> 01:13:01,249
so it's momma time.

1768
01:13:01,282 --> 01:13:03,050
- Yeah!
- Oh!

1769
01:13:03,084 --> 01:13:04,852
What are you drinking up here?

1770
01:13:04,886 --> 01:13:06,954
Hennessy and ginger.

1771
01:13:06,988 --> 01:13:08,357
There she goes.

1772
01:13:08,390 --> 01:13:09,858
There she goes.

1773
01:14:30,340 --> 01:14:33,109
Really? You said you wanted
to watch the baby.

1774
01:14:33,142 --> 01:14:34,410
Don't you hear him crying?

1775
01:14:34,444 --> 01:14:37,113
Sweetheart, that's
what babies do.

1776
01:14:37,146 --> 01:14:38,915
- They cry.
- Oh.

1777
01:14:38,948 --> 01:14:40,316
I can't get anything
right with her.

1778
01:14:40,350 --> 01:14:43,086
I knew this was gonna happen.

1779
01:14:43,119 --> 01:14:44,922
What was that about?

1780
01:14:54,565 --> 01:14:56,400
He's got a rash.

1781
01:14:56,433 --> 01:14:59,036
He must be having an allergic
reaction to something.

1782
01:14:59,069 --> 01:15:00,838
I think he's wheezing.

1783
01:15:00,871 --> 01:15:03,140
We should take him
to the hospital.

1784
01:15:03,173 --> 01:15:04,375
I'll drive.

1785
01:15:05,876 --> 01:15:07,044
I can't drive.

1786
01:15:07,077 --> 01:15:08,245
Well, then, call a Lyft!

1787
01:15:08,279 --> 01:15:09,913
<i>Dumpster butt.</i>

1788
01:15:09,947 --> 01:15:12,049
Oh my god, Abby!
What is wrong with you?

1789
01:15:12,082 --> 01:15:14,351
I need you.
Wake up!

1790
01:15:14,385 --> 01:15:15,319
I'm awoke.

1791
01:15:15,352 --> 01:15:17,154
Just can't drive.

1792
01:15:17,187 --> 01:15:18,822
You know what?
Never mind.

1793
01:15:18,856 --> 01:15:20,124
Never mind.

1794
01:15:20,157 --> 01:15:21,492
25 minutes for a
fucking ambulance.

1795
01:15:21,525 --> 01:15:23,127
Are they out of their minds?

1796
01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:25,162
Well, the Lyft says
three minutes away.

1797
01:15:25,195 --> 01:15:26,263
OK.

1798
01:15:26,297 --> 01:15:27,965
He's definitely wheezing, but,

1799
01:15:27,998 --> 01:15:29,366
at least we can hear
him breathing, right?

1800
01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:31,068
So that's a good sign.

1801
01:15:31,101 --> 01:15:33,538
He must have eaten
something he shouldn't have.

1802
01:15:33,571 --> 01:15:35,006
It's OK.

1803
01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:36,474
Hey can babies...

1804
01:15:37,442 --> 01:15:39,878
He can have pecans, right?

1805
01:15:41,346 --> 01:15:44,115
Did you give him some
of your fucking pie?

1806
01:15:44,149 --> 01:15:45,884
Just a...
Not a whole piece.

1807
01:15:45,917 --> 01:15:47,285
Just like the
tiniest little bit.

1808
01:15:47,319 --> 01:15:49,154
- I'm not an idiot.
- Fuck, Abby!

1809
01:15:49,187 --> 01:15:50,555
He must be allergic to pecans.

1810
01:15:50,588 --> 01:15:52,490
Shh-shh.
It's OK, it's OK.

1811
01:15:52,524 --> 01:15:54,159
There's nothing OK
about this.

1812
01:15:54,192 --> 01:15:56,027
No, I know there's
nothing OK about this!

1813
01:15:56,061 --> 01:15:58,263
Everyone knows you
don't give babies nuts

1814
01:15:58,296 --> 01:15:59,264
before they're one.

1815
01:15:59,297 --> 01:16:00,565
What were you thinking?

1816
01:16:00,598 --> 01:16:02,534
I didn't realize
a pecan was a nut!

1817
01:16:02,567 --> 01:16:06,504
I mean, I... No, I realized it,
but like I wasn't thinking.

1818
01:16:06,538 --> 01:16:08,139
Of course you weren't thinking.

1819
01:16:08,173 --> 01:16:10,408
You haven't been thinking
for the past year.

1820
01:16:10,442 --> 01:16:12,944
You've just been living
in denial about Maeve

1821
01:16:12,977 --> 01:16:14,512
and feeling sorry for yourself.

1822
01:16:14,546 --> 01:16:16,314
You know what?

1823
01:16:16,348 --> 01:16:18,149
You are the one refusing to
deal with your truth, not me!

1824
01:16:18,183 --> 01:16:20,886
What do about dealing
with your truth?

1825
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:24,323
You were in the closet until
you were fucking 29 years old.

1826
01:16:24,357 --> 01:16:27,259
Well, I'm not the one who
wanted to have a party today.

1827
01:16:27,293 --> 01:16:28,327
You were.

1828
01:16:28,361 --> 01:16:30,096
You're going through a divorce.

1829
01:16:30,129 --> 01:16:30,996
Act like it.

1830
01:16:31,030 --> 01:16:32,264
How can I?

1831
01:16:32,298 --> 01:16:33,999
Every time I bring
up my divorce,

1832
01:16:34,033 --> 01:16:35,301
you start talking
about your breakup

1833
01:16:35,334 --> 01:16:36,569
as if it's the
same fucking thing!

1834
01:16:36,602 --> 01:16:37,937
Well, why isn't it?

1835
01:16:37,970 --> 01:16:39,472
I was married for four years!

1836
01:16:39,505 --> 01:16:41,107
So what?

1837
01:16:41,140 --> 01:16:43,542
My husband left me
with a five month old!

1838
01:16:43,576 --> 01:16:46,178
And I dated a woman
who shaved my head

1839
01:16:46,212 --> 01:16:48,447
in the middle of the night
'cause she saw a gray hair.

1840
01:16:48,481 --> 01:16:50,282
You can't quantify grief.

1841
01:16:50,316 --> 01:16:53,185
Here we go with the lesbian
fucking sob story again.

1842
01:16:53,219 --> 01:16:54,420
What are you talking about?

1843
01:16:54,453 --> 01:16:56,155
You know what?
Never mind.

1844
01:16:56,188 --> 01:16:57,356
I can't deal with you
right now.

1845
01:16:57,390 --> 01:16:59,225
I'm sorry.

1846
01:16:59,258 --> 01:17:01,026
I just can't believe you're
saying this to me right now

1847
01:17:01,060 --> 01:17:02,528
when I'm on 'shrooms.

1848
01:17:02,561 --> 01:17:04,096
Your mouth is like...

1849
01:17:04,130 --> 01:17:05,931
It's moving all
weird like a puppet

1850
01:17:05,965 --> 01:17:07,333
and it is freaking me out!

1851
01:17:07,366 --> 01:17:09,169
Did it ever occur
to you that maybe

1852
01:17:09,202 --> 01:17:12,038
I'm not ready to deal with
the pain that I'm feeling?

1853
01:17:12,072 --> 01:17:14,074
And maybe Jeff is just
a fucking rebound,

1854
01:17:14,107 --> 01:17:18,612
but it's something that
I need right now, OK?

1855
01:17:18,645 --> 01:17:20,347
- Molls?
- Fuck.

1856
01:17:22,449 --> 01:17:25,118
You know maybe I didn't wanna
spend today with just you

1857
01:17:25,152 --> 01:17:26,620
because I didn't
want to listen to you

1858
01:17:26,653 --> 01:17:30,157
bitch about some woman
who never loved you.

1859
01:17:30,190 --> 01:17:32,592
I've been listening to it
for the whole fucking year.

1860
01:17:32,626 --> 01:17:35,996
I can't do it anymore, Abby!

1861
01:17:36,029 --> 01:17:37,297
OK.

1862
01:17:42,102 --> 01:17:44,070
Abby, what the hell
is going on?

1863
01:17:44,104 --> 01:17:45,539
I gave the baby nuts.

1864
01:17:45,572 --> 01:17:47,140
He's having an
allergic reaction,

1865
01:17:47,174 --> 01:17:49,476
and Molly has a puppet mouth.

1866
01:17:49,509 --> 01:17:51,111
OK, Molly, wait.

1867
01:17:51,144 --> 01:17:52,712
I'm coming with you.

1868
01:18:08,196 --> 01:18:11,065
Well, this happened
at my niece's school.

1869
01:18:11,098 --> 01:18:15,703
One kid went and sat where
the other kids would eat nuts.

1870
01:18:15,736 --> 01:18:16,971
He just sat.

1871
01:18:19,073 --> 01:18:20,341
And then he died.

1872
01:18:23,744 --> 01:18:25,480
Help! Help!

1873
01:18:27,148 --> 01:18:28,583
Hello? Hi.

1874
01:18:28,616 --> 01:18:30,051
Excuse me,
can somebody help us?

1875
01:18:30,084 --> 01:18:31,486
- We need help please.
- Yeah.

1876
01:18:31,519 --> 01:18:33,087
He's having an allergic
reaction to nuts.

1877
01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:34,455
- Yeah, he gobbled nuts.
- OK, are you his mother?

1878
01:18:34,489 --> 01:18:35,723
- Yes.
- Yes.

1879
01:18:35,756 --> 01:18:37,124
Were you there when
it happened?

1880
01:18:37,158 --> 01:18:38,159
No, I wasn't.

1881
01:18:39,527 --> 01:18:42,196
Have you been
drinking today, ma'am?

1882
01:18:42,230 --> 01:18:45,200
No, I had a little
bit of wine, but no.

1883
01:18:45,234 --> 01:18:47,102
All right. Did you bring your
insurance card?

1884
01:18:47,135 --> 01:18:48,136
- Yeah.
- Did you?

1885
01:18:48,170 --> 01:18:49,071
- Yes.
- Yes?

1886
01:18:49,104 --> 01:18:50,138
Yeah, in here.

1887
01:18:50,172 --> 01:18:51,607
- Come on!
- Hang on.

1888
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:53,208
- Relax.
- Sorry.

1889
01:18:56,846 --> 01:18:59,448
OK. When you get done with
that will you bring me

1890
01:18:59,481 --> 01:19:01,450
two bottles of
Pedialyte to room one?

1891
01:19:01,483 --> 01:19:03,118
We're gonna check him out.

1892
01:19:03,151 --> 01:19:04,419
We'll see what
the real issue is.

1893
01:19:04,453 --> 01:19:06,188
I just told you
what the issue is.

1894
01:19:06,221 --> 01:19:08,156
He had nuts.
His throat might close up.

1895
01:19:08,190 --> 01:19:09,491
Can you just check him?

1896
01:19:09,525 --> 01:19:11,093
We will.
You said you weren't there.

1897
01:19:11,126 --> 01:19:12,594
We just need to make
sure that nobody

1898
01:19:12,628 --> 01:19:15,631
gave him anything else,
like drugs or alcohol.

1899
01:19:15,664 --> 01:19:17,366
Nobody gave him
drugs or alcohol.

1900
01:19:17,399 --> 01:19:18,500
Well, we don't know that.

1901
01:19:18,534 --> 01:19:19,836
Well, I know that.

1902
01:19:19,869 --> 01:19:21,436
I'm his mother,
and I am telling you

1903
01:19:21,470 --> 01:19:22,839
that he didn't have
drugs or alcohol.

1904
01:19:22,872 --> 01:19:24,172
He had nuts. Can you just
treat him for that?

1905
01:19:24,206 --> 01:19:27,142
OK. Just calm down, follow me.

1906
01:19:27,175 --> 01:19:28,777
I love Thanksgiving.

1907
01:19:32,883 --> 01:19:35,451
She's not a better
kisser than me, is she?

1908
01:19:35,485 --> 01:19:37,320
No. No.

1909
01:19:37,353 --> 01:19:41,424
I mean her lips are way
softer, but don't worry.

1910
01:19:41,457 --> 01:19:44,828
You're a much
better kisser, hon.

1911
01:19:44,862 --> 01:19:47,564
- I can't find the baby.
- What?

1912
01:20:04,815 --> 01:20:06,249
<i>Hi, this is Molly.</i>

1913
01:20:06,282 --> 01:20:07,650
<i>Leave a message.</i>

1914
01:20:16,392 --> 01:20:18,127
There's no place
like Home Depot.

1915
01:20:18,161 --> 01:20:19,262
There's no place
like Home Depot.

1916
01:20:19,296 --> 01:20:22,199
There's no place
like Home Depot.

1917
01:20:29,673 --> 01:20:31,876
How are you holding up?

1918
01:20:35,212 --> 01:20:39,683
The battery was almost dead
when I found the monitor.

1919
01:20:39,717 --> 01:20:42,620
What if I didn't
hear him crying?

1920
01:20:42,653 --> 01:20:47,191
Look, you didn't cross any
lines today, in any way.

1921
01:20:49,393 --> 01:20:51,261
He could've died.

1922
01:20:51,295 --> 01:20:54,632
You're doing the best
you possibly can.

1923
01:20:57,334 --> 01:20:59,904
Did you mean what you
said back at the house

1924
01:20:59,938 --> 01:21:02,339
about me being a rebound?

1925
01:21:09,849 --> 01:21:12,183
I actually did.

1926
01:21:12,217 --> 01:21:14,619
I just, I don't know
how great of a partner

1927
01:21:14,653 --> 01:21:17,255
I can be right now, you know?

1928
01:21:17,288 --> 01:21:20,926
I'm sorry. I just...
it's been a great two weeks.

1929
01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:22,327
17 days.

1930
01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:23,695
And you're great.

1931
01:21:23,728 --> 01:21:26,899
I'm just not ready
for a relationship.

1932
01:21:28,633 --> 01:21:30,970
That's OK. Yeah.

1933
01:21:31,003 --> 01:21:32,237
I'm so...

1934
01:21:32,270 --> 01:21:33,204
Oh, I should get this.

1935
01:21:33,238 --> 01:21:34,305
Yeah.

1936
01:21:34,339 --> 01:21:35,975
Listen, do you want me to stay?

1937
01:21:36,008 --> 01:21:37,509
I can stay.

1938
01:21:37,542 --> 01:21:40,478
It's OK.
I've got it.

1939
01:21:40,512 --> 01:21:41,713
OK.

1940
01:21:44,549 --> 01:21:45,985
- Hello?
- Oh.

1941
01:21:46,018 --> 01:21:47,920
Hang on.
Hang on one second.

1942
01:21:47,953 --> 01:21:51,791
I still you owe you money
for the photo booth.

1943
01:21:51,824 --> 01:21:54,192
Oh, don't worry about it.

1944
01:21:55,027 --> 01:21:56,295
Cool.

1945
01:21:56,328 --> 01:21:58,330
- OK.
- OK.

1946
01:22:00,466 --> 01:22:01,500
Hey.

1947
01:22:01,534 --> 01:22:05,271
I don't want to alarm you, but,

1948
01:22:05,304 --> 01:22:08,240
Eden is missing and...
is he with you?

1949
01:22:08,274 --> 01:22:09,742
We're at the hospital.

1950
01:22:09,775 --> 01:22:11,577
He had an allergic
reaction to nuts.

1951
01:22:11,610 --> 01:22:12,946
Oh, thank god.

1952
01:22:12,979 --> 01:22:15,882
Molly and Eden are
at the hospital.

1953
01:22:15,916 --> 01:22:17,249
What happened?

1954
01:22:17,283 --> 01:22:18,785
Abby gave him pecans.

1955
01:22:18,819 --> 01:22:20,553
Oh, Jesus Christ.

1956
01:22:20,586 --> 01:22:24,024
Everyone knows you
don't give kids nuts.

1957
01:22:24,057 --> 01:22:27,493
Hey. Hey, what's going on?
Is he OK?

1958
01:22:27,526 --> 01:22:28,962
I didn't even know
you were gone.

1959
01:22:28,995 --> 01:22:30,663
Yeah, he's fine.

1960
01:22:30,696 --> 01:22:31,998
All right, look, I'm gonna
come down there, OK?

1961
01:22:32,032 --> 01:22:33,699
Oh, no, honey, it's fine.

1962
01:22:33,733 --> 01:22:35,601
We're probably gonna be
out of here real soon.

1963
01:22:35,634 --> 01:22:37,369
All right.

1964
01:22:37,403 --> 01:22:39,438
Well, if you need anything,
I'm two minutes away.

1965
01:22:39,472 --> 01:22:41,474
I know.
I love you.

1966
01:22:41,507 --> 01:22:43,643
I love you too, hon.

1967
01:22:46,814 --> 01:22:48,548
You wanna check on the kids?

1968
01:22:48,582 --> 01:22:49,783
Yeah.

1969
01:22:52,352 --> 01:22:53,386
Oof, man.

1970
01:22:54,721 --> 01:22:57,024
Oh, that was so scary.

1971
01:22:57,058 --> 01:22:59,026
Oh, man.
How's she doing?

1972
01:22:59,060 --> 01:23:01,294
- Mm, she seems fine.
- Yeah.

1973
01:23:01,328 --> 01:23:03,597
Wow, god, it seems like a
lot to go through, you know?

1974
01:23:03,630 --> 01:23:06,299
Oh, I feel very shaken up.

1975
01:23:06,333 --> 01:23:08,602
- Mm, sure.
- Thank you.

1976
01:23:09,904 --> 01:23:11,005
This feels nice.

1977
01:23:11,038 --> 01:23:12,874
Of course. Oh!

1978
01:23:12,907 --> 01:23:14,876
Oh, god.
Helen, wait.

1979
01:23:14,909 --> 01:23:16,543
Wait... Sorry.

1980
01:23:16,576 --> 01:23:18,813
Helen, hey.
I can't do this.

1981
01:23:18,846 --> 01:23:20,580
Why not?

1982
01:23:20,614 --> 01:23:22,950
You're not gonna give me
this crap about being old.

1983
01:23:22,984 --> 01:23:25,385
I mean, I can go all night
and still make you breakfast.

1984
01:23:25,418 --> 01:23:28,089
Hey, I don't doubt that
you make a killer omelet.

1985
01:23:28,122 --> 01:23:30,024
And it's not that
you're too old.

1986
01:23:30,057 --> 01:23:32,326
You are a gorgeous woman.

1987
01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:35,596
But, you're Molly's mother.

1988
01:23:35,630 --> 01:23:38,066
Oh, well, I mean,
you've seen us fighting.

1989
01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:40,869
We are like sisters.

1990
01:23:40,903 --> 01:23:43,671
I wouldn't sleep with my
ex's sister either, Helen.

1991
01:23:43,704 --> 01:23:45,974
Why does Molly get all the fun?

1992
01:23:46,008 --> 01:23:47,943
- All the fun?
- Yeah.

1993
01:23:47,976 --> 01:23:50,913
You know she's at the hospital
right now with her son. Right?

1994
01:23:50,946 --> 01:23:52,014
And she's going
through a divorce.

1995
01:23:52,047 --> 01:23:53,514
That doesn't sound like fun.

1996
01:23:53,548 --> 01:23:55,884
I have gone through
five divorces.

1997
01:23:55,918 --> 01:23:58,386
Like Elizabeth Taylor.

1998
01:23:58,419 --> 01:24:01,422
Helen, you're
not sisters, OK?

1999
01:24:01,455 --> 01:24:02,825
You're her mother.

2000
01:24:02,858 --> 01:24:04,659
Seems like she could
use that right now.

2001
01:24:04,692 --> 01:24:06,028
Know what I mean?

2002
01:24:10,665 --> 01:24:12,733
- Hey.
- Hi.

2003
01:24:12,767 --> 01:24:17,005
Well, his tests are fine, but
he does have a nut allergy.

2004
01:24:17,039 --> 01:24:19,075
I'm just gonna get a
doctor to sign off on him

2005
01:24:19,108 --> 01:24:20,542
and then you guys
will be free to go.

2006
01:24:20,576 --> 01:24:21,610
Thank you.

2007
01:24:23,146 --> 01:24:24,981
<i>Pluto Raiders?</i>

2008
01:24:25,014 --> 01:24:26,582
Yeah.

2009
01:24:26,615 --> 01:24:30,086
OK, what was it like
working with Streep?

2010
01:24:30,119 --> 01:24:32,021
I mean, come on.

2011
01:24:32,055 --> 01:24:33,857
The best.

2012
01:24:33,890 --> 01:24:35,124
I knew it.

2013
01:24:35,158 --> 01:24:37,526
- OK, he'll be right in.
- OK.

2014
01:24:41,597 --> 01:24:43,967
Oh, I love you, my little boy.

2015
01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:45,567
My sweet boy.

2016
01:24:54,110 --> 01:24:55,377
Oh, God.

2017
01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:13,463
Abby Barone, I'm here to
see Molly and Eden Erickson.

2018
01:25:13,496 --> 01:25:14,899
OK, it's family only.

2019
01:25:14,932 --> 01:25:15,833
Just let me...

2020
01:25:15,866 --> 01:25:17,500
Oh, I am family.

2021
01:25:18,468 --> 01:25:20,503
Oh, I'm not fam...

2022
01:25:20,536 --> 01:25:23,606
Oh, I see.
Oh, is it because I'm gay?

2023
01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:26,977
I can't be family with a
straight person 'cause I'm gay?

2024
01:25:27,011 --> 01:25:28,846
No. No.

2025
01:25:28,879 --> 01:25:31,081
Do I need to make a
viral video for the ACLU?

2026
01:25:31,115 --> 01:25:32,816
Do you want a million
hits on that shit?

2027
01:25:32,850 --> 01:25:35,551
- Ma'am.
- I'm gonna call GLAAD, the HRC,

2028
01:25:35,585 --> 01:25:37,922
and a thousand Dykes
on Bikes are just gonna

2029
01:25:37,955 --> 01:25:39,223
rain down on this fire.

2030
01:25:39,256 --> 01:25:40,523
OK, ma'am.

2031
01:25:40,556 --> 01:25:41,591
It's not 'cause you're gay.

2032
01:25:41,624 --> 01:25:43,160
Just not on the list.

2033
01:25:43,193 --> 01:25:46,130
I'm not on the family list?

2034
01:25:46,163 --> 01:25:49,199
It's fine.
She's family.

2035
01:25:52,669 --> 01:25:55,539
Well, rainbow flags
for everybody.

2036
01:25:55,572 --> 01:25:56,875
Yeah, ma'am...

2037
01:25:56,908 --> 01:25:59,177
I still need you to fill
out the visitor log.

2038
01:25:59,210 --> 01:26:01,046
Oh, OK.

2039
01:26:01,079 --> 01:26:03,181
And, you can go ahead
and call Dykes on Bikes

2040
01:26:03,214 --> 01:26:06,684
because my cousin
Teresa owes me 45 bucks.

2041
01:26:06,717 --> 01:26:08,585
Well...

2042
01:26:08,619 --> 01:26:10,487
Classic Dyke on a Bike.

2043
01:26:10,521 --> 01:26:11,923
Mm-hmm.

2044
01:26:11,957 --> 01:26:13,258
I know.

2045
01:26:13,291 --> 01:26:14,758
I wanna go too.

2046
01:26:15,860 --> 01:26:19,064
- Hey...
- Hey.

2047
01:26:20,231 --> 01:26:21,632
Is he OK?

2048
01:26:22,968 --> 01:26:25,236
Yeah.

2049
01:26:25,270 --> 01:26:27,072
He has a nut allergy.

2050
01:26:27,105 --> 01:26:29,240
Yeah, well, I figured.

2051
01:26:32,210 --> 01:26:34,745
Hi.

2052
01:26:34,778 --> 01:26:35,880
How are you?

2053
01:26:41,618 --> 01:26:42,887
I don't know.

2054
01:26:46,192 --> 01:26:47,893
I should have been with him.

2055
01:26:47,927 --> 01:26:49,061
Oh, God, no.

2056
01:26:49,095 --> 01:26:50,196
Don't do that.

2057
01:26:50,229 --> 01:26:51,797
It was my fault.

2058
01:26:55,301 --> 01:26:57,970
Well, that is true.

2059
01:26:58,004 --> 01:27:00,672
But listen, maybe
I needed this.

2060
01:27:02,908 --> 01:27:06,711
I just didn't wanna deal
with anything today.

2061
01:27:08,848 --> 01:27:12,151
I was just trying
to prove I was OK.

2062
01:27:16,155 --> 01:27:20,092
- I'm not OK.
- I know.

2063
01:27:25,197 --> 01:27:28,200
I'm sorry I was shitty
to you about Maeve.

2064
01:27:28,234 --> 01:27:29,201
Not, it's...

2065
01:27:29,235 --> 01:27:31,204
You were right.

2066
01:27:31,238 --> 01:27:33,140
She never loved me.

2067
01:27:36,243 --> 01:27:38,211
Yeah, but at least
you were brave enough

2068
01:27:38,245 --> 01:27:40,981
to try to have
some real intimacy.

2069
01:27:41,014 --> 01:27:45,651
I don't think I've ever
been able to do that.

2070
01:27:45,684 --> 01:27:48,121
Michael and I didn't
have any real intimacy.

2071
01:27:48,155 --> 01:27:51,690
I was basically
just his ornament.

2072
01:27:55,128 --> 01:27:57,297
Maybe I am just a prettiot.

2073
01:27:58,331 --> 01:28:01,667
You're not that pretty.

2074
01:28:01,700 --> 01:28:04,037
You know you're actually
prettier on the inside

2075
01:28:04,071 --> 01:28:05,972
than you are on the outside.

2076
01:28:06,006 --> 01:28:08,241
That is fucking infuriating.

2077
01:28:10,110 --> 01:28:12,279
Babe, you're a great catch.

2078
01:28:12,312 --> 01:28:14,281
- OK.
- Yeah, you are.

2079
01:28:14,314 --> 01:28:18,085
And I cannot wait to see
you with your person.

2080
01:28:18,118 --> 01:28:20,720
Well, I don't know.

2081
01:28:20,754 --> 01:28:23,391
The L.A. lesbian world
is pretty self-aware.

2082
01:28:23,424 --> 01:28:26,194
And you can't be self-aware
and not know you're gay

2083
01:28:26,227 --> 01:28:27,995
until your thirties.

2084
01:28:28,029 --> 01:28:30,898
Well, if only your
tube sock collection

2085
01:28:30,932 --> 01:28:33,000
had been any indication.

2086
01:28:34,268 --> 01:28:37,038
Cynical, late-blooming,
low femme lady lover

2087
01:28:37,071 --> 01:28:39,006
with an incredible
tube sock collection,

2088
01:28:39,040 --> 01:28:40,908
looking for her
Idgie Threadgoode.

2089
01:28:40,942 --> 01:28:43,177
Must love to sit around
the table with friends,

2090
01:28:43,211 --> 01:28:45,046
laughing and eating
way into the night,

2091
01:28:45,079 --> 01:28:47,048
but be willing to sneak
away and make mad love

2092
01:28:47,081 --> 01:28:49,083
to the cool sounds
of Queen B.

2093
01:28:49,117 --> 01:28:50,885
Nice boobies a plus.

2094
01:28:52,253 --> 01:28:54,122
- Hey, Molly.
- Yeah?

2095
01:28:54,155 --> 01:28:55,156
He's all set to go.

2096
01:28:55,189 --> 01:28:57,225
Oh. Thank you.

2097
01:28:57,258 --> 01:28:59,060
Thanks for everything.

2098
01:28:59,093 --> 01:29:00,694
My pleasure.

2099
01:29:00,727 --> 01:29:03,131
Hey. Cousin Teresa, gonna
give you her number.

2100
01:29:03,164 --> 01:29:04,198
No pressure.

2101
01:29:06,802 --> 01:29:09,204
I feel like...
unprofessional.

2102
01:29:09,238 --> 01:29:11,006
Of course that's
what you'd say.

2103
01:29:11,039 --> 01:29:12,107
Not the time.

2104
01:29:12,141 --> 01:29:13,175
Come on, let's get out of here.

2105
01:29:13,208 --> 01:29:14,343
We'll talk about it in the car.

2106
01:29:14,376 --> 01:29:16,111
I'll get this.

2107
01:29:18,180 --> 01:29:19,381
I love you.

2108
01:29:43,038 --> 01:29:44,373
Gobble, gobble.

2109
01:29:44,406 --> 01:29:45,340
Uh, man.

2110
01:29:48,410 --> 01:29:51,046
That hat was on Jeff's balls.

2111
01:29:52,347 --> 01:29:54,783
After all he's been
through tonight?

2112
01:29:54,817 --> 01:29:56,186
They were clean balls.

2113
01:29:56,219 --> 01:29:57,120
Oh my god.

2114
01:29:57,153 --> 01:29:58,955
How do you know?

2115
01:29:58,988 --> 01:30:00,056
I licked them.

2116
01:30:06,529 --> 01:30:08,131
Thank God.

2117
01:30:08,164 --> 01:30:09,765
- Hey.
- Poor guy.

2118
01:30:09,799 --> 01:30:11,100
How are you doing?

2119
01:30:11,134 --> 01:30:14,237
Oh, I'm great,
but this one's a mess.

2120
01:30:16,272 --> 01:30:17,407
It's OK.

2121
01:30:17,440 --> 01:30:18,474
Thanks, honey.

2122
01:30:18,508 --> 01:30:19,876
I'm gonna go grab the kids.

2123
01:30:19,909 --> 01:30:22,812
- OK.
- Dan.

2124
01:30:22,845 --> 01:30:26,249
I'm sorry I made
out with your wife.

2125
01:30:26,282 --> 01:30:30,220
- Look here, it is all good.
- OK.

2126
01:30:30,253 --> 01:30:32,121
Just next time, you
just invite a brother.

2127
01:30:32,155 --> 01:30:34,123
That's all I ask.
You dig?

2128
01:30:34,157 --> 01:30:36,159
Listen, I have yet to meet
a man worthy of two women,

2129
01:30:36,192 --> 01:30:39,028
but if there is one, it's you.

2130
01:30:42,198 --> 01:30:43,434
I love you guys.

2131
01:30:43,467 --> 01:30:45,436
We love you.

2132
01:30:45,469 --> 01:30:46,804
Bye.

2133
01:30:46,837 --> 01:30:48,138
- Thanks, bye.
- Bye, honey.

2134
01:30:48,172 --> 01:30:49,873
Bye.

2135
01:30:54,445 --> 01:30:56,113
Leftovers?

2136
01:30:56,146 --> 01:30:57,281
Hell, yeah.

2137
01:31:05,522 --> 01:31:09,059
I thought you might be hungry.

2138
01:31:09,093 --> 01:31:10,294
Yeah.

2139
01:31:15,266 --> 01:31:16,400
This is nice.

2140
01:31:28,946 --> 01:31:34,185
You have so many strong and
beautiful women around you.

2141
01:31:34,219 --> 01:31:36,354
I really envy you
girls and this time

2142
01:31:36,388 --> 01:31:38,423
that you are living in.

2143
01:31:39,424 --> 01:31:42,327
You're living in it too, Helen.

2144
01:31:43,261 --> 01:31:44,362
Call me Mom.

2145
01:31:47,299 --> 01:31:50,101
Nah, I think Helen's
a better fit.

2146
01:31:50,135 --> 01:31:52,537
Yeah, I think you're right.

2147
01:31:52,570 --> 01:31:53,872
Yeah.

2148
01:31:57,208 --> 01:31:58,310
Helen.

2149
01:31:59,077 --> 01:32:00,345
Join me outside?

2150
01:32:01,980 --> 01:32:04,149
Nice chat.
Enjoy the food.

2151
01:32:07,185 --> 01:32:10,288
At least someone's
getting laid tonight.

2152
01:32:18,563 --> 01:32:20,566
You may also be
getting a hemorrhoid.

2153
01:32:20,599 --> 01:32:22,435
- Ooh.
- I don't have hemorrhoids.

2154
01:32:22,468 --> 01:32:24,170
That's the only thing
I don't have right now.

2155
01:32:24,203 --> 01:32:25,504
Come on.

2156
01:32:25,538 --> 01:32:26,539
Stick a clove of
garlic up your ass.

2157
01:32:26,572 --> 01:32:27,640
No, that...

2158
01:32:27,673 --> 01:32:29,275
- Oh my god.
- It works!

2159
01:32:29,308 --> 01:32:31,310
You ever had your taint
ripped open and bled out?

2160
01:32:31,344 --> 01:32:33,279
Have you ever had pus
come out of your ass?

2161
01:32:33,312 --> 01:32:37,316
Huh? Have you ever had some
fucking baby come out of you

2162
01:32:37,350 --> 01:32:39,352
while your asshole bleeds?

2163
01:32:39,385 --> 01:32:41,053
What am I saying?

2164
01:32:41,087 --> 01:32:44,990
I forgot what I was
supposed to be saying.

2165
01:32:45,024 --> 01:32:47,526
They don't make 'em like this over
there, do they? Check it out.

2166
01:32:47,560 --> 01:32:49,295
Lower chocolates so they
can see your breasts, babe.

2167
01:32:55,234 --> 01:32:59,672
Sorry. I'm so sorry.
Sorry. I'm sorry.

2168
01:32:59,705 --> 01:33:01,173
OK, here.

2169
01:33:01,207 --> 01:33:03,642
- The worst husband of all time.
- Sorry.

2170
01:33:03,676 --> 01:33:06,078
Why would you invite
him without asking me?

2171
01:33:06,112 --> 01:33:08,281
Oh, the two of
you were so good together.

2172
01:33:10,450 --> 01:33:12,085
<i>♪ Savannah ♪</i>

2173
01:33:12,119 --> 01:33:14,020
<i>♪ Savannah ♪</i>

2174
01:33:14,054 --> 01:33:17,557
<i>♪ Savannah you're my girl ♪</i>

2175
01:33:17,591 --> 01:33:19,159
He cheated on me.

2176
01:33:20,660 --> 01:33:22,329
<i>♪ Savannah ♪</i>

2177
01:33:22,362 --> 01:33:24,131
<i>♪ Savannah ♪</i>

2178
01:33:24,164 --> 01:33:26,166
<i>♪ Savannah ♪</i>

2179
01:33:26,199 --> 01:33:32,672
I'm gonna ask that you don't
step to me in the future. OK?

2180
01:33:32,706 --> 01:33:34,374
Claire.

2181
01:33:34,408 --> 01:33:36,943
And I'll take your
silence as consent.

2182
01:33:36,977 --> 01:33:38,111
That was terrible.

2183
01:33:41,481 --> 01:33:42,649
I don't understand.

2184
01:33:42,682 --> 01:33:43,683
What's the problem?

2185
01:33:43,717 --> 01:33:45,185
You said you didn't mind.

2186
01:33:45,218 --> 01:33:48,288
Well, I thought I
was gonna be here. Shit.

2187
01:33:48,321 --> 01:33:49,389
Well you didn't...

2188
01:33:49,423 --> 01:33:52,292
You made me use my white voice.

2189
01:33:57,665 --> 01:33:59,400
Yeah, my doctor said
I had hemorrhoids

2190
01:33:59,434 --> 01:34:01,502
because of all my built
up aggression and anger

2191
01:34:01,536 --> 01:34:03,304
that I've been
pushing, you know?

2192
01:34:07,575 --> 01:34:09,577
I had to go in,
see my urologist,

2193
01:34:09,610 --> 01:34:12,980
'cause I had a massive
softball sized tumor.

2194
01:34:19,787 --> 01:34:22,523
I had surgery last
year for my hemorrhoids

2195
01:34:22,557 --> 01:34:25,026
'cause those have been bubbling
back to the surface again.

2196
01:34:25,059 --> 01:34:26,694
You know?

2197
01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:34,101
I feel really blessed
to be here

2198
01:34:34,135 --> 01:34:36,771
and thank you so much, hostess,

2199
01:34:36,805 --> 01:34:38,072
and host.

2200
01:34:46,348 --> 01:34:49,151
I inhaled a little soup,
people.

2201
01:34:50,152 --> 01:34:51,787
Oh my God.

2202
01:34:51,821 --> 01:34:53,722
I remember when that kind
of stuff used to happen

2203
01:34:53,755 --> 01:34:55,491
when I went to school.

2204
01:34:55,524 --> 01:34:57,159
But, you know, when we...

2205
01:34:57,192 --> 01:35:00,095
If we knew a kid had
an allergy or a rash,

2206
01:35:00,128 --> 01:35:02,764
we'd just throw
peanuts at his face.

2207
01:35:04,333 --> 01:35:05,802
- It's all in fun though. Hell.
- Jack.

2208
01:35:05,835 --> 01:35:07,369
Oh, shit.

2209
01:35:07,402 --> 01:35:09,638
<i>Jack, stop laughing.</i>

2210
01:35:09,671 --> 01:35:11,306
I'm sorry.

2211
01:35:11,340 --> 01:35:12,741
- You like balls.
- I can't say anything right.

2212
01:35:12,774 --> 01:35:14,710
- You like looking at balls?
- I like balls.

2213
01:35:14,743 --> 01:35:15,644
Looking at them?

2214
01:35:15,677 --> 01:35:16,745
Mm-hm.

2215
01:35:16,778 --> 01:35:18,380
I don't need to look at them.

2216
01:35:18,413 --> 01:35:20,082
I just need to feel
them up against me.

2217
01:35:20,115 --> 01:35:21,550
That's what I thought.

2218
01:35:21,583 --> 01:35:22,684
Some balls are nice.

2219
01:35:22,718 --> 01:35:24,319
That's what I thought.

2220
01:35:24,353 --> 01:35:26,622
- Some balls are nice.
- No balls are nice.

2221
01:35:26,655 --> 01:35:29,191
This one's for Nicol Paone.

2222
01:35:32,629 --> 01:35:35,798
And then,
like, swallow it like...

2223
01:35:35,833 --> 01:35:39,035
What the fuck kind
of movie is this?

2224
01:35:40,178 --> 01:35:45,179
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