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[siren wailing]
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- What's going on?
- How are you?
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- Nice to meet you.
- I'm Kellan.
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Is there anything that terrifies you?
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- I hate spiders, that's for sure.
- Yeah?
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Give me your phone.
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- I'm just going to look something up.
- All right.
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Relax. So...
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, wow. Look at that. Not a fan?
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- Look at how cute he is.
- No, it's not.
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- Look at that.
- Not even a little bit.
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Want to see something cool?
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- ****
- He's cute and furry.
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Can I have my phone?
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No, no, no. Kill it!
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Hey, Alexa.
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- Introduce the show for me, please.
- My pleasure.
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This episode of Magic For Humans is about
how terrifying technology is becoming
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and how, if it isn't stopped,
humans will become...
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obsolete.
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Sometimes I feel like I'm being watched.
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Not by a person,
but by the phone in my pocket.
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Our phones listen to everything we say.
They track everywhere we go,
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and then they upload all that information
to retailers whose mind-reading algorithms
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know what we want to buy before we even
know we want to buy it. It's terrifying.
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And also convenient.
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Excuse me!
Are you guys going to get your package?
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- That's not ours.
- You haven't seen these?
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- Are you flying that?
- No.
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- Do you shop?
- Yeah.
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Online or in person?
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- Online sometimes.
- Online?
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It's interesting. They get to know you
so well that they're able
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to send you stuff now, before you even know that you
want it, which is convenient and also super scary.
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- You shop for him sometimes online?
- Yeah.
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So is there something that you maybe would
need to buy for him in the near future?
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- Yeah.
- What?
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Maybe some batteries.
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- Batteries? You're really living the life.
- Yeah!
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That's the most boring thing
to buy online.
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Is there something that you want to buy
for yourself online?
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- Yeah.
- What?
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I would buy myself
flowers for the house, yeah.
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Well, this must be for you.
Come on in here.
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Oh, no!
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You've got to be kidding me.
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- Batteries and flowers?
- Yeah.
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How did he know?
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No!
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No!
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my goodness!
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Is there anything you've been
wanting to buy?
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- Tomatoes mostly.
- Tomatoes?
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Yeah.
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- Fresh tomatoes.
- Fresh tomatoes?
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Yeah, organic.
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Part of being a vegan.
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- Oh, man.
- Fresh tomatoes, you say?
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- Yeah.
- Reach in there.
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- Oh!
- No way!
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What?!
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Your LED bulb.
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- What?!
- Grab it.
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- That's crazy.
- That's for you.
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- How did you know that?
- It's not me.
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Seriously, who are you?
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Robots. They're stronger than us,
they're smarter than us,
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and they're going to destroy us.
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Or worse, take our jobs.
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Despite the danger of mass outsourcing,
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mad scientists like Dennis Hong at UCLA
keep working happily
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towards their own unemployment.
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If I'm going to stop the robot takeover,
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I need to see
exactly what we're up against.
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We might have some time.
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So everything
is fully-- fully autonomous.
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He's looking for a red ball. Kick it!
There you go!
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What happens if you do sleight of hand
and make it disappear?
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My name is THOR-RD:
tactical hazardous operations robot.
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[Justin]
I think he's giving me the finger.
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Oh, you're worried about robots
taking over your job--
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I'm worried about robots
taking over my job.
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- Robots doing magic.
- Should I be worried?
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I haven't seen a robot
doing magic tricks just yet.
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- Yet.
- Yet.
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- I challenge you, Dennis Hong...
- Yeah?
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...to make a robot that does magic.
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- One week.
- One week?
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- Let's do it.
- All right, cool.
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To be continued...
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- I'm Justin.
- Anna.
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Anna, nice to meet you.
You're on my show, Trick Questions.
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I show you a trick
and then ask you a question.
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- I have a playing card.
- Okay.
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It's my prediction.
It's the card you're about to think of.
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Think of any card. You got one?
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- I got one.
- What's the card?
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- The king of hearts.
- The king of hearts.
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Not the queen of spades?
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- The king of hearts?
- Yeah.
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Okay. Cool.
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- The king of hearts?
- Yes.
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- Now, here's your question.
- Okay.
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How many Bitcoins does it take to get
some goddamn respect in this town?
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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- Hey. Hi.
- Hi.
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- I'm Justin.
- Lindsey.
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We're shooting
a little virtual reality demo.
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You're gonna put these on,
and it's going to really look and feel
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- like you're levitating yourself.
- What?
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You're going to feel like a real magician
levitating in this parking lot.
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- Are you ready to be magical?
- Totally.
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Okay.
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All right. Now, feet on the ground.
Inhale. Exhale.
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[Justin] And I'm going to play it.
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You're going to feel the sensation
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of actually levitating off of the earth.
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Do you feel it?
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- Wow.
- Does it feel real?
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Yes.
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And you'll experience the VR sensation
right now... of levitating.
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How does it feel?
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It's pretty cool.
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On a scale of one to 100,
one being just lame, nothing's happening,
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100 being actually levitating,
where are you on that scale?
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- Eighty.
- Eighty, okay.
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On a scale from one to 100,
I would say about 20.
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All right.
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And I can even accentuate it
a little bit here.
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Feel that?
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- Does it feel like flying in the clouds?
- Yeah.
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Look up. You can see the clouds?
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Yeah.
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And if you look down, you can see
that it looks like you're floating,
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many, many feet above.
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How realistic is it?
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- Yeah, it's pretty realistic.
- Doesn't feel like you're floating at all?
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- Not really.
- Shall we bring you in for landing?
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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It'll create the illusion
that you're actually now
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- just slowly floating back down.
- Yes.
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Just slowly floating back...
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...until you're firmly planted
on the earth. Do you feel it?
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Yes.
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- Did it feel real?
- Wow, that was crazy.
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Take it off. Was it great?
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- That was crazy. I felt like I was flying.
- Was it cool?
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How was it?
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- Can I take off the goggles?
- Yeah.
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- It was cool.
- It was cool?
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It was cool.
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Just cool?
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I mean, it definitely didn't...
It felt cool,
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but it would've been cooler
if I was actually levitating.
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The resolution on my phone
is getting better,
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but the resolution on my face is not.
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Luckily for me,
there's a new exercise program
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that promises to make my selfies
look young again.
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Hello! Welcome to face yoga class.
Please have a seat.
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So face yoga is a really great exercise.
So let me show you how to do a warm-up.
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This activates all the facial muscles
and improves better circulation.
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[shushes]
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Like this.
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All the facial muscles!
The center of the nose.
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And then...
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One... two... three...
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four... five... six... seven.
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[grunts]
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Inhale.
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Inhale.
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And slowly come back.
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Guys, I want to introduce
my friend, Justin. He's a magician.
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You've inspired me, Koko,
to take face yoga
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- and combine it with magic.
- Oh, what do you mean?
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- Face magic.
- Face magic?
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Would you like to see some face magic?
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- Yeah, of course.
- Okay.
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Okay. Have to relax the face to begin.
Okay.
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You see one of these? A Rubik's Cube.
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Everybody kind of twist it up a few times.
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Yeah, mix it up.
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Put it in the mouth? Isn't it too big?
Can you?
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Okay. Face yoga.
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Oh, my God!
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That is incredible.
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- What?
- Mind is blown.
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Open your mouth
to make sure that there's nothing inside.
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Think my mouth's big enough
to hold two?
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I'm going to try something
with the popcorn. Is that okay?
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I'm going to use a kernel.
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Actually... There we go.
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Okay.
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Just do some face yoga moves here
to move it up a little bit.
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Let me get...
I'm aiming for a certain spot.
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There we go.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Hold out your hand.
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[all exclaiming]
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Oh, my goodness!
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Wow, that's crazy.
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- I'm Justin.
- Jasmine.
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Hi, Jasmine.
You're on my show, Trick Questions.
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- Hello.
- I'm going to show you a trick,
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- then ask you a question. Are you ready?
- Yes.
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Pencil. Touch the tip.
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- Sharp.
- Yes.
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Nose. Touch the tip.
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Not sharp.
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Oh, my God. Oh!
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Here's your question.
What's your favorite OJ Simpson movie?
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Uh...
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Well, it's been a week
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since I tasked Dennis Hong
and his army of virgins
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to build a magic robot
that could make my career obsolete.
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There's only one way to find out.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to the world's very first magic battle,
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human against machine.
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On this corner, the world famous magician,
Justin Willman!
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All right!
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Good luck.
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And in this corner,
the world's very first magic robot, Magi!
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[Magi] You are going down, Justin Willman.
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All right, let's do this.
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All right, Magi.
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Little bottle of Coke...
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to one and a half liters.
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Boom.
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All right. Take it away, Magi.
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Behold, a pile of cards.
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Ding-dong, magic.
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- The playing card house.
- Yeah!
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Yeah!
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- Okay.
- Magi!
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All right. Okay.
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Oreos.
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You want one, Hong?
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You've got a glass of milk?
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- Double stuffed.
- Yeah!
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That's what I thought.
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Magi, what have you got?
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- Behold, a cup and ball.
- Classic.
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Ding-dong, magic.
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Yeah!
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- Yes, queen.
- That's pretty impressive.
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You in the UCLA shirt...
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- Okay.
- Name a playing card.
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Two of spades.
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- Two of spades. That's a good card.
- Okay.
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I like the two of spades.
I like the two of spades so much,
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before I left the house,
I put on my two of spades T-shirt.
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- What?
- Written in code. Check it out.
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- Hey, check that.
- It is. Google it. It is.
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I'll decode it for you.
Here, will you hit the decode button?
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Perfect. There we go.
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[man] That was good.
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Last trick.
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All right.
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Behold, an empty pan.
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Observe, as I place the lid on the pan.
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Ding-dong, magic.
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Surprise! Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Yes, queen!
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All right. The world's very first magic
battle, human against machine.
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And the winner is...
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Justin Willman! Yeah!
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- Great job.
- Thank you.
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- That was a worthy battle.
- Justin, thank you.
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I guess robots are nothing
to be scared of... for now.
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If you really need nightmare fuel,
have you ever heard of the government?
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Every time government technology advances,
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paranoid conspiracy theories
advance to match.
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Shooting a documentary
about the florist business in Los Angeles.
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I'm lying. We're shooting a documentary
about the NSA.
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Okay.
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I've always been amazed at how quickly
people believe the craziest stuff.
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The government's using chemtrails
to make white people bad dancers.
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I did not know that,
but that explains a lot.
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True story. What's your favorite flower?
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Yeah. No, Build-A-Bear Workshop is lacing
the water with fluoride
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to make our penises smaller.
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That's terrible.
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One of my favorite conspiracy theories
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is that the government is implanting
microchips into ordinary people.
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- Have you been chipped?
- I don't think so.
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Come check out our floral selection.
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I'll meet you inside.
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- Luring them into the van was easy enough.
- Oh, wow.
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Let's see if I can turn
conspiracy theory...
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into conspiracy reality.
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Take a seat. I believe that we're getting
chipped by the government.
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Not potato chip.
I mean like implanted chip.
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- Have you gotten surgery in the States?
- Yes, I have.
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Do you mind if I just check you out
with my chip detector?
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- Please.
- Okay.
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I'm sure this doctor was fantastic,
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but sometimes you'll get a chip
that's implanted.
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Sometimes the doctor is under the control
of the government.
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- The doctor will unknowingly--
- To be honest with you,
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the doctors that I have, they would never
do anything like that. Trust me.
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That's what I know, but maybe I'm wrong.
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So far, so good
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If it does detect a chip,
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what it does is it sucks a little bit
of power from that chip
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in order to kind of make the light blink
just the smallest amount. Oh.
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Oh, my.
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I felt something there.
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Are you telling me
that there is a chip in me?
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Did you feel that?
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You're in luck.
I have a system that I've pioneered
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that enables me to remove the chip.
Can I try it?
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Sure, if it's there.
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Now that they were on board,
it was time to take it to the next level.
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Okay, arm out of the way.
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- So much for us having our freedom.
- Yeah. We never had our freedom.
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This might appear to be intrusive,
but it is entirely painless.
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Okay.
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- Feel that pressure?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- I see that mark.
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- Oh, yeah. See it bulging up a little bit?
- Yeah, I do.
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We should be able to get a clean removal.
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- Right there.
- Whoa.
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Yeah, I see it.
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- No pain?
- Not really.
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Oh, here we go.
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Release.
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How about that? Yeah, that's a good one.
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Hold out your hand...
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and check that puppy out.
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I'm not having surgery again
any time soon.
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Does it say something on it?
Sometimes they say things.
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Grand Junction, Colorado.
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- Does it say that?
- That's where I had surgery.
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Son of a bitch.
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Hold on a second.
How that chip got in me, though?
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Hold still.
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Wow.
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Just pop it in there.
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I thought no way I could pull a chip
out of someone's arm
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without them calling BS, but every
single person believed it was real,
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and that might be
the scariest thing of all.
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Glad I could help.
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Thank you. I really...
Well, you know what?
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I really appreciate it a lot
because now... I don't know what to say.
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I'm very shocked. I mean...
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- It's a scary thing.
- It is scary.
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If the government is doing
these kinds of things...
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Just imagine what we don't know about.
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Thank you.
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- Nice meeting you.
- Yeah, you too.
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- Thank you.
- You can keep the glasses.
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Oh, thanks.
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Hey...
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- Thank you.
- Have a good one.
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Have a good day.
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Flowers.
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Technology. It can read our minds,
create false reality.
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Ultimately, it will take our place
as masters of the Earth.
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And if it is our destiny to be replaced...
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I, for one, am going to go down swinging.