1 00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:09,219 [siren wailing] 2 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:19,731 - What's going on? - How are you? 3 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:21,351 - Nice to meet you. - I'm Kellan. 4 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:23,978 Is there anything that terrifies you? 5 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,903 - I hate spiders, that's for sure. - Yeah? 6 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,071 Give me your phone. 7 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:31,664 - I'm just going to look something up. - All right. 8 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:32,570 Relax. So... 9 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:35,833 Oh, wow. 10 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:41,292 Oh, wow. Look at that. Not a fan? 11 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,920 - Look at how cute he is. - No, it's not. 12 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:46,546 - Look at that. - Not even a little bit. 13 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:47,839 Want to see something cool? 14 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:53,184 - **** - He's cute and furry. 15 00:00:55,096 --> 00:00:56,556 Can I have my phone? 16 00:00:57,599 --> 00:01:00,099 No, no, no. Kill it! 17 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:09,315 Hey, Alexa. 18 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:13,200 - Introduce the show for me, please. - My pleasure. 19 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:18,751 This episode of Magic For Humans is about how terrifying technology is becoming 20 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:22,208 and how, if it isn't stopped, humans will become... 21 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:24,633 obsolete. 22 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,971 Sometimes I feel like I'm being watched. 23 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:43,438 Not by a person, but by the phone in my pocket. 24 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:51,187 Our phones listen to everything we say. They track everywhere we go, 25 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:55,407 and then they upload all that information to retailers whose mind-reading algorithms 26 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:59,580 know what we want to buy before we even know we want to buy it. It's terrifying. 27 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:02,957 And also convenient. 28 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:05,959 Excuse me! Are you guys going to get your package? 29 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,763 - That's not ours. - You haven't seen these? 30 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:18,719 - Are you flying that? - No. 31 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,265 - Do you shop? - Yeah. 32 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:21,928 Online or in person? 33 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:23,426 - Online sometimes. - Online? 34 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:26,558 It's interesting. They get to know you so well that they're able 35 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:29,976 to send you stuff now, before you even know that you want it, which is convenient and also super scary. 36 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:35,606 - You shop for him sometimes online? - Yeah. 37 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:39,867 So is there something that you maybe would need to buy for him in the near future? 38 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:40,791 - Yeah. - What? 39 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:42,909 Maybe some batteries. 40 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,616 - Batteries? You're really living the life. - Yeah! 41 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,827 That's the most boring thing to buy online. 42 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:51,088 Is there something that you want to buy for yourself online? 43 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,011 - Yeah. - What? 44 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:55,428 I would buy myself flowers for the house, yeah. 45 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,468 Well, this must be for you. Come on in here. 46 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:58,512 Oh, no! 47 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:00,724 You've got to be kidding me. 48 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:08,151 - Batteries and flowers? - Yeah. 49 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:13,862 How did he know? 50 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:16,945 No! 51 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:18,697 No! 52 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:23,794 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my goodness! 53 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,580 Is there anything you've been wanting to buy? 54 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:27,673 - Tomatoes mostly. - Tomatoes? 55 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:28,579 Yeah. 56 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,037 - Fresh tomatoes. - Fresh tomatoes? 57 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:32,297 Yeah, organic. 58 00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:34,551 Part of being a vegan. 59 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,185 - Oh, man. - Fresh tomatoes, you say? 60 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:48,388 - Yeah. - Reach in there. 61 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:51,435 - Oh! - No way! 62 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:54,528 What?! 63 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:00,534 Your LED bulb. 64 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:06,035 - What?! - Grab it. 65 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,870 - That's crazy. - That's for you. 66 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,786 - How did you know that? - It's not me. 67 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,708 Seriously, who are you? 68 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:18,165 Robots. They're stronger than us, they're smarter than us, 69 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,878 and they're going to destroy us. 70 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:22,888 Or worse, take our jobs. 71 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,761 Despite the danger of mass outsourcing, 72 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:28,847 mad scientists like Dennis Hong at UCLA keep working happily 73 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,935 towards their own unemployment. 74 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:32,940 If I'm going to stop the robot takeover, 75 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:35,822 I need to see exactly what we're up against. 76 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:41,200 We might have some time. 77 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,371 So everything is fully-- fully autonomous. 78 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:47,289 He's looking for a red ball. Kick it! There you go! 79 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:52,039 What happens if you do sleight of hand and make it disappear? 80 00:04:55,628 --> 00:05:01,548 My name is THOR-RD: tactical hazardous operations robot. 81 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,972 [Justin] I think he's giving me the finger. 82 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:07,814 Oh, you're worried about robots taking over your job-- 83 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:09,850 I'm worried about robots taking over my job. 84 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:12,234 - Robots doing magic. - Should I be worried? 85 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:15,442 I haven't seen a robot doing magic tricks just yet. 86 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:16,573 - Yet. - Yet. 87 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,357 - I challenge you, Dennis Hong... - Yeah? 88 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,204 ...to make a robot that does magic. 89 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:24,117 - One week. - One week? 90 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:25,658 - Let's do it. - All right, cool. 91 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:27,993 To be continued... 92 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,251 - I'm Justin. - Anna. 93 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:33,580 Anna, nice to meet you. You're on my show, Trick Questions. 94 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,956 I show you a trick and then ask you a question. 95 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,086 - I have a playing card. - Okay. 96 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:41,471 It's my prediction. It's the card you're about to think of. 97 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:43,549 Think of any card. You got one? 98 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:46,217 - I got one. - What's the card? 99 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:48,514 - The king of hearts. - The king of hearts. 100 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,600 Not the queen of spades? 101 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:53,940 - The king of hearts? - Yeah. 102 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:58,399 Okay. Cool. 103 00:05:58,483 --> 00:05:59,733 - The king of hearts? - Yes. 104 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:01,990 - Now, here's your question. - Okay. 105 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:05,660 How many Bitcoins does it take to get some goddamn respect in this town? 106 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:20,302 Excuse me. Excuse me. 107 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:27,012 - Hey. Hi. - Hi. 108 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:28,595 - I'm Justin. - Lindsey. 109 00:06:28,679 --> 00:06:30,679 We're shooting a little virtual reality demo. 110 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:33,475 You're gonna put these on, and it's going to really look and feel 111 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:35,309 - like you're levitating yourself. - What? 112 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:39,015 You're going to feel like a real magician levitating in this parking lot. 113 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:42,491 - Are you ready to be magical? - Totally. 114 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:43,899 Okay. 115 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:49,662 All right. Now, feet on the ground. Inhale. Exhale. 116 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,001 [Justin] And I'm going to play it. 117 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,294 You're going to feel the sensation 118 00:06:57,542 --> 00:07:00,672 of actually levitating off of the earth. 119 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:01,593 Do you feel it? 120 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:04,966 - Wow. - Does it feel real? 121 00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:06,219 Yes. 122 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:13,718 And you'll experience the VR sensation right now... of levitating. 123 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:21,765 How does it feel? 124 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:24,241 It's pretty cool. 125 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:29,452 On a scale of one to 100, one being just lame, nothing's happening, 126 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:33,242 100 being actually levitating, where are you on that scale? 127 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:35,865 - Eighty. - Eighty, okay. 128 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:40,585 On a scale from one to 100, I would say about 20. 129 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:42,342 All right. 130 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:45,759 And I can even accentuate it a little bit here. 131 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:53,513 Feel that? 132 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:57,597 - Does it feel like flying in the clouds? - Yeah. 133 00:07:57,685 --> 00:07:59,765 Look up. You can see the clouds? 134 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:01,653 Yeah. 135 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:05,941 And if you look down, you can see that it looks like you're floating, 136 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:06,897 many, many feet above. 137 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:08,146 How realistic is it? 138 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:11,617 - Yeah, it's pretty realistic. - Doesn't feel like you're floating at all? 139 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:15,618 - Not really. - Shall we bring you in for landing? 140 00:08:15,703 --> 00:08:17,163 - Yes. - Okay. 141 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:19,753 It'll create the illusion that you're actually now 142 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:23,342 - just slowly floating back down. - Yes. 143 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:25,379 Just slowly floating back... 144 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:29,764 ...until you're firmly planted on the earth. Do you feel it? 145 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:30,682 Yes. 146 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,301 - Did it feel real? - Wow, that was crazy. 147 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:34,597 Take it off. Was it great? 148 00:08:35,431 --> 00:08:37,931 - That was crazy. I felt like I was flying. - Was it cool? 149 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:38,977 How was it? 150 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,402 - Can I take off the goggles? - Yeah. 151 00:08:42,396 --> 00:08:44,146 - It was cool. - It was cool? 152 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:45,362 It was cool. 153 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:46,855 Just cool? 154 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,860 I mean, it definitely didn't... It felt cool, 155 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:52,866 but it would've been cooler if I was actually levitating. 156 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:58,293 The resolution on my phone is getting better, 157 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:01,041 but the resolution on my face is not. 158 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:03,333 Luckily for me, there's a new exercise program 159 00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:05,957 that promises to make my selfies look young again. 160 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:09,795 Hello! Welcome to face yoga class. Please have a seat. 161 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:16,102 So face yoga is a really great exercise. So let me show you how to do a warm-up. 162 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:20,600 This activates all the facial muscles and improves better circulation. 163 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:26,189 [shushes] 164 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:31,952 Like this. 165 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:37,080 All the facial muscles! The center of the nose. 166 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:38,620 And then... 167 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:50,628 One... two... three... 168 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:54,675 four... five... six... seven. 169 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,760 [grunts] 170 00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:06,694 Inhale. 171 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:10,939 Inhale. 172 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,579 And slowly come back. 173 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:22,871 Guys, I want to introduce my friend, Justin. He's a magician. 174 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:25,825 You've inspired me, Koko, to take face yoga 175 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:28,956 - and combine it with magic. - Oh, what do you mean? 176 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,415 - Face magic. - Face magic? 177 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:32,344 Would you like to see some face magic? 178 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:33,593 - Yeah, of course. - Okay. 179 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:36,843 Okay. Have to relax the face to begin. Okay. 180 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:40,005 You see one of these? A Rubik's Cube. 181 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:42,097 Everybody kind of twist it up a few times. 182 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:43,893 Yeah, mix it up. 183 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:51,145 Put it in the mouth? Isn't it too big? Can you? 184 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:52,741 Okay. Face yoga. 185 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,634 Oh, my God! 186 00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:12,245 That is incredible. 187 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,915 - What? - Mind is blown. 188 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,677 Open your mouth to make sure that there's nothing inside. 189 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,260 Think my mouth's big enough to hold two? 190 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:23,271 I'm going to try something with the popcorn. Is that okay? 191 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,559 I'm going to use a kernel. 192 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:28,104 Actually... There we go. 193 00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:32,145 Okay. 194 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:46,957 Just do some face yoga moves here to move it up a little bit. 195 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:51,004 Let me get... I'm aiming for a certain spot. 196 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:54,758 There we go. 197 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:57,796 Yeah, yeah. 198 00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:00,303 Hold out your hand. 199 00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:07,595 [all exclaiming] 200 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,515 Oh, my goodness! 201 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,494 Wow, that's crazy. 202 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,866 - I'm Justin. - Jasmine. 203 00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:26,411 Hi, Jasmine. You're on my show, Trick Questions. 204 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,831 - Hello. - I'm going to show you a trick, 205 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:33,456 - then ask you a question. Are you ready? - Yes. 206 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:35,625 Pencil. Touch the tip. 207 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:39,966 - Sharp. - Yes. 208 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,680 Nose. Touch the tip. 209 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,465 Not sharp. 210 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,683 Oh, my God. Oh! 211 00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:55,896 Here's your question. What's your favorite OJ Simpson movie? 212 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:58,568 Uh... 213 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:04,453 Well, it's been a week 214 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:07,583 since I tasked Dennis Hong and his army of virgins 215 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:10,831 to build a magic robot that could make my career obsolete. 216 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,825 There's only one way to find out. 217 00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:18,338 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the world's very first magic battle, 218 00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:20,552 human against machine. 219 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:25,433 On this corner, the world famous magician, Justin Willman! 220 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:28,720 All right! 221 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:30,889 Good luck. 222 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:35,896 And in this corner, the world's very first magic robot, Magi! 223 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:39,191 [Magi] You are going down, Justin Willman. 224 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,066 All right, let's do this. 225 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,664 All right, Magi. 226 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,210 Little bottle of Coke... 227 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,878 to one and a half liters. 228 00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:02,722 Boom. 229 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,854 All right. Take it away, Magi. 230 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,770 Behold, a pile of cards. 231 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,026 Ding-dong, magic. 232 00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:31,869 - The playing card house. - Yeah! 233 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:33,960 Yeah! 234 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,247 - Okay. - Magi! 235 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,254 All right. Okay. 236 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:43,128 Oreos. 237 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:46,723 You want one, Hong? 238 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,180 You've got a glass of milk? 239 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,080 - Double stuffed. - Yeah! 240 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,624 That's what I thought. 241 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,957 Magi, what have you got? 242 00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,803 - Behold, a cup and ball. - Classic. 243 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,098 Ding-dong, magic. 244 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,810 Yeah! 245 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:39,557 - Yes, queen. - That's pretty impressive. 246 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,782 You in the UCLA shirt... 247 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:48,573 - Okay. - Name a playing card. 248 00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:50,491 Two of spades. 249 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:53,624 - Two of spades. That's a good card. - Okay. 250 00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:57,252 I like the two of spades. I like the two of spades so much, 251 00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:00,291 before I left the house, I put on my two of spades T-shirt. 252 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,546 - What? - Written in code. Check it out. 253 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,427 - Hey, check that. - It is. Google it. It is. 254 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,100 I'll decode it for you. Here, will you hit the decode button? 255 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,177 Perfect. There we go. 256 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:24,781 [man] That was good. 257 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,938 Last trick. 258 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:28,528 All right. 259 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,775 Behold, an empty pan. 260 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:41,544 Observe, as I place the lid on the pan. 261 00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:43,876 Ding-dong, magic. 262 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,006 Surprise! Yeah! 263 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:56,767 Yeah! 264 00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:01,814 Yeah! 265 00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,313 Yes, queen! 266 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:08,318 All right. The world's very first magic battle, human against machine. 267 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,902 And the winner is... 268 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,656 Justin Willman! Yeah! 269 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,743 - Great job. - Thank you. 270 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:19,250 - That was a worthy battle. - Justin, thank you. 271 00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:23,790 I guess robots are nothing to be scared of... for now. 272 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:29,548 If you really need nightmare fuel, have you ever heard of the government? 273 00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:32,801 Every time government technology advances, 274 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,795 paranoid conspiracy theories advance to match. 275 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:40,305 Shooting a documentary about the florist business in Los Angeles. 276 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,902 I'm lying. We're shooting a documentary about the NSA. 277 00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:45,229 Okay. 278 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:48,824 I've always been amazed at how quickly people believe the craziest stuff. 279 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,991 The government's using chemtrails to make white people bad dancers. 280 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,071 I did not know that, but that explains a lot. 281 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,116 True story. What's your favorite flower? 282 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,580 Yeah. No, Build-A-Bear Workshop is lacing the water with fluoride 283 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:01,001 to make our penises smaller. 284 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:04,290 That's terrible. 285 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:06,094 One of my favorite conspiracy theories 286 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:09,958 is that the government is implanting microchips into ordinary people. 287 00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,802 - Have you been chipped? - I don't think so. 288 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:15,553 Come check out our floral selection. 289 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:17,717 I'll meet you inside. 290 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:20,718 - Luring them into the van was easy enough. - Oh, wow. 291 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,768 Let's see if I can turn conspiracy theory... 292 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,646 into conspiracy reality. 293 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:29,318 Take a seat. I believe that we're getting chipped by the government. 294 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:31,859 Not potato chip. I mean like implanted chip. 295 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,364 - Have you gotten surgery in the States? - Yes, I have. 296 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:37,986 Do you mind if I just check you out with my chip detector? 297 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:38,945 - Please. - Okay. 298 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,494 I'm sure this doctor was fantastic, 299 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,447 but sometimes you'll get a chip that's implanted. 300 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,288 Sometimes the doctor is under the control of the government. 301 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:48,134 - The doctor will unknowingly-- - To be honest with you, 302 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:52,300 the doctors that I have, they would never do anything like that. Trust me. 303 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,591 That's what I know, but maybe I'm wrong. 304 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,258 So far, so good 305 00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,564 If it does detect a chip, 306 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,638 what it does is it sucks a little bit of power from that chip 307 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:06,524 in order to kind of make the light blink just the smallest amount. Oh. 308 00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:09,018 Oh, my. 309 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,645 I felt something there. 310 00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:20,624 Are you telling me that there is a chip in me? 311 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:21,621 Did you feel that? 312 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,540 You're in luck. I have a system that I've pioneered 313 00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:30,423 that enables me to remove the chip. Can I try it? 314 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,002 Sure, if it's there. 315 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:35,507 Now that they were on board, it was time to take it to the next level. 316 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,011 Okay, arm out of the way. 317 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:45,516 - So much for us having our freedom. - Yeah. We never had our freedom. 318 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:54,821 This might appear to be intrusive, but it is entirely painless. 319 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:55,742 Okay. 320 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,360 - Feel that pressure? - Yeah. 321 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,027 - Yeah. - I see that mark. 322 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,615 - Oh, yeah. See it bulging up a little bit? - Yeah, I do. 323 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,161 We should be able to get a clean removal. 324 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,210 - Right there. - Whoa. 325 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:09,670 Yeah, I see it. 326 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,086 - No pain? - Not really. 327 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:19,045 Oh, here we go. 328 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,104 Release. 329 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,694 How about that? Yeah, that's a good one. 330 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,108 Hold out your hand... 331 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:42,865 and check that puppy out. 332 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,948 I'm not having surgery again any time soon. 333 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:50,248 Does it say something on it? Sometimes they say things. 334 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,501 Grand Junction, Colorado. 335 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:55,418 - Does it say that? - That's where I had surgery. 336 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:57,261 Son of a bitch. 337 00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:01,719 Hold on a second. How that chip got in me, though? 338 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:02,842 Hold still. 339 00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:07,563 Wow. 340 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:08,771 Just pop it in there. 341 00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:12,306 I thought no way I could pull a chip out of someone's arm 342 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:16,686 without them calling BS, but every single person believed it was real, 343 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,065 and that might be the scariest thing of all. 344 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:20,900 Glad I could help. 345 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,492 Thank you. I really... Well, you know what? 346 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:27,373 I really appreciate it a lot because now... I don't know what to say. 347 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,452 I'm very shocked. I mean... 348 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,250 - It's a scary thing. - It is scary. 349 00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:34,792 If the government is doing these kinds of things... 350 00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:36,626 Just imagine what we don't know about. 351 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,670 Thank you. 352 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:43,643 - Nice meeting you. - Yeah, you too. 353 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,013 - Thank you. - You can keep the glasses. 354 00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:47,506 Oh, thanks. 355 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:48,970 Hey... 356 00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:52,057 - Thank you. - Have a good one. 357 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,024 Have a good day. 358 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,226 Flowers. 359 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:02,609 Technology. It can read our minds, create false reality. 360 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:06,158 Ultimately, it will take our place as masters of the Earth. 361 00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:08,291 And if it is our destiny to be replaced... 362 00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:12,254 I, for one, am going to go down swinging.