You guys ever do any shoplifting?
- [high-pitched] No. I've been pretty good. - Your voice got really high.
[friends laughing]
I don't have a record or anything, but, like... I've had some trouble.
[Justin] When I was a teenager,
I stole a Sonic the Hedgehog video game from Circuit City.
Two hours later, I felt terrible and I went back to pay for it.
I've got to say though, if it weren't for this pesky conscience,
I'd be one hell of a thief.
I think shoplifting is easier when the store is closed.
- [man 1] Yeah. - [man 2] Is that so?
- [Justin] You guys play video games? - Of course.
If you were gonna steal, what would you steal?
- Borderlands 3. - Definitely.
[Justin] Borderlands 3?
Do you... How's it going? How are you doing?
You want me to get you Borderlands 3?
- That'd be great. - Yeah.
Watch.
[man 1] Oh!
What?
- No! - [Justin] Give me your hat.
You guys ready?
Check this out.
[man 1] What the [bleep]?
- How? How? - [bleep]
That's glass!
You pulled it out!
Dude!
[knocking on glass]
- Dude! - This is solid glass.
FYI, you just left a lot of fingerprints.
- Smells legit. - Yeah, that's fresh. That's legit.
- Now, get the hell out of here. - Yeah, bro.
- Borderlands 3! - [man laughs]
Holy [bleep]!
Dude.
Dude, that guy's good.
[coin flips]
Vices can come in all forms. I would know, I've tried most of them.
For some, it's gambling.
For others, shopping.
But for me... it's food.
Donuts are my weakness.
I used to be able to have one or two, but now,
once I start I can't stop.
At what point did my hankering for sweets become a vice?
Is the threshold different for everyone?
To find out, I posed a little pastry challenge:
finish a box of donut holes and win a prize. Fun.
- Eat all of them now? - Yeah. One at a time.
- That doesn't seem that hard. - Go for it.
In some countries, donuts are considered a healthy snack.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
Narnia.
Where's that?
Overseas.
- You don't mess around. - These are good.
- I don't. - Almost there.
Only two left.
You're good.
Only two left, so...
- No way! - What?
What's happening right now?
Are you going into a sugar-induced hallucination?
Good deal. Only one left.
Doing great.
So close. Only two left.
Hmm?
What?
I don't know if I was tripping
and I saw another donut appear or something.
Only two left.
I feel like I'm being punked.
Only three left.
No, there was not three in there a second ago!
No, no, no, just three left.
- There's four. What? - See, I knew it!
Here, count them.
- One, two, three, only four left. - Mm-mmm.
- Only 4. - No, you're...
Come on. No, no, no.
Only five left.
Oh, my god!
[woman] Where are they coming from?
I'm going to hate donuts by the end of this.
Two left.
- Does this keep going until I throw up? - If that happens, please aim for the box.
- You did it. - Finally.
You ate them all. Hold out your hands.
- Want to know what your prize is? - Yeah.
- [man groans] - Free donuts.
[bleep] dude.
[flatly] Woo-hoo!
- What's your name? - Genesis.
- Hi, Genesis. You're on Trick Questions. - Hi.
[man] Trick questions!
- Hi. - Hi, indeed.
I'm going to show you a trick, and watch close,
- because I'm going to ask you a question. - Okay.
I have a quarter and a can.
Would you hold that can in your left hand?
Great. Would you hold your right hand flat for me?
Fantastic. Don't move.
Okay.
It's not gone. It's invisible, stuck to your hand.
I'm gonna take it off your hand, there.
I'm going to toss it.
[can clinks]
- Oh. - [rattling]
[rattling]
- Ready for your question? - Yes.
Where do boss babies come from?
[man] Trick questions!
[Justin] Rage used to be a socially unacceptable vice.
But now, it's a business.
[yelling]
[reporter] Rage rooms are popping up across the country.
You can smash glass, metal, beer bottles... even cars.
[Justin] Sure, I get angry sometimes, but I'd never rage out in public.
It's not a good look.
But, now that rage rooms are popping up all over the place,
I decided to break some stuff
in a safe,
private, for-profit environment.
[man] Welcome to Rage Ground. This is a waiver you're gonna be signing.
Just, basically, if you kill yourself we're not responsible.
The risks include slipping and falling, confined spaces,
flying debris, collision with fixed objects,
musculoskeletal injuries, including head, neck, eyes and back injuries,
emotional injury...
You never know.
I'm in.
First, I'll introduce you to your fellow ragers.
- Hello. - Hey there.
- How's it going? - Rage on!
Since I'm a first-time rager,
they team me up with some experienced rage-aholics to show me the ropes.
This Ghostbusters reboot is going to piss people off.
[man] Welcome. File on in. Create space for everyone.
Plenty of stuff to break.
[man] Don't hit each other.
Don't take anything and throw it through the ceiling.
Are you guys ready to rage?
- Rage! - Yeah!
Have a raging good time.
I'm gonna get out of your way.
[laughing]
- Tiff, what makes you rage? - Yes?
Today, it was the way people were driving.
- Okay. - My road rage.
I'm also a little pissed at being celibate.
- I thought I'd throw that in there. - How about you guys?
Blue screen of death from the computer.
Typing out lyrics or something, and everything just... gone.
- [Justin] Yeah! What else? - Every idea.
- Giraffes are now endangered. - What?
- Giraffes are endangered? - Yeah.
Let's break some [bleep]!
- [aggressive metal music playing] - [Justin] Yeah!
This pisses me off.
My college girlfriend left me for some singer-songwriter.
Said he played the guitar real nice.
- What are you going to do about it? - [Chuckles]
Take that John Mayer!
I don't want to hear you play "Freebird."
Simon and Go-[bleep]- Yourself!
- I'm starting to get this rage room thing. - [Tiff] Mm-hmm.
I want to do that again.
I've got an idea.
[Tiff] Behind you.
A piece of his soul right there.
- Yeah? - Mm-hmm.
- Oh, a piece of his neck. - Break his neck.
Yeah.
Let's put this guitar back together!
- Encore! Encore! Encore! Encore! - Yeah.
Encore! Encore! Encore! En...
[man] What?
- Wow! - What?
Look at that!
No. How did you?
[man] How did you do that?
Surprisingly, it's in better tune now, I think.
- Shall we trash it again? - Yeah, let's go.
[mellow song plays]
[aggressive heavy metal plays]
Who's ever gotten so mad they punched a wall?
Yeah. Do you ever feel good afterwards?
I always get mad at myself. If I'm going to be mad at myself,
I might as well just skip a step and punch myself.
[Tiff] Of course.
Let's do it.
That's me 2005.
[Tiff] Mmm...
[slowed down] Mmm...
- Does it make you want to punch me? - Yeah, just a little.
- A little bit? - Mm-hmm.
- Tiffany, how about this? - Sure.
[drops metal bar]
[knuckles crack]
Tell me where I should punch myself.
A pop in the forehead? Maybe right on the chin there?
Okay, so kind of in the eyebrow there?
Yes.
Here we go.
Ahh.
That felt good!
Whoo!
You chose wisely too, man.
- That would hurt anywhere else. - What?
That's a cement wall.
- [bleep]! - That's dope!
[clangs]
Anybody want to punch me for real?
Yes.
- No. Let's break more [bleep]. - Okay.
[Justin] Yeah!
How are you doing?
Oh, fine! [laughs]
Oh, I'm sorry.
- How are you doing? - Fine.
- I'm Justin, what's your name? - Susan.
It's time for Magic for Susans!
[man] Magic for Susans!
Alright!
- I'm being rude. I'm sorry. - No, you're not. It's fine.
Will you do me a favor?
- Yeah. - I've got some mints.
- Would you take one out for me? - Sure!
Put it on my tongue.
Mm-hmm?
It's on your tongue.
- [Justin] Mm-hmm? - Uh-huh.
[Justin grunts]
How did you do that?
You want to eat that?
No.
No offense.
[man] Magic for Susans!
[Justin] Gambling is a multi-billion-dollar vice.
And one I've luckily been able to avoid, which got me thinking:
why don't I use the allure of gambling
to teach some unsuspecting suckers a valuable lesson?
- Wanna play a game? - Yeah.
Ever had these chocolate coins?
It's the tastiest chocolate.
I'm going to put the coin under one of the cups.
I'm going to mix them up real slow. And you just have to point at the cup
with the coin in it. If you're right, you get the coin.
- Sound good? - Yeah.
We'll do a practice round so you can see how easy this is.
Are you ready? Watch.
Just keep your eye on the coin.
Point to the cup.
This one?
You're good!
- This one? - Yeah.
- You're right! - That one.
- This one? - Yeah.
Wow! Guys, we have a natural over here!
The key to any street hustle is to let you win once,
because then you get cocky.
Now that you know how to play,
- do you want to play for real? - Yes.
Here we go! One... two... three cups.
Point to the cup with the coin.
- That one. - That one?
Oh, no, dude, that's the broccoli.
- The coin's over here. - Ugh.
Sorry, buddy.
That's the broccoli, dude.
Did I not mention the broccoli?
Oh, that's how gambling works.
See, if you win you get chocolate, if you lose, you have to eat your losses.
I'm not a broccoli fan.
If you eat that broccoli, I'll give you a chance to surely win that chocolate.
Yummy broccoli!
You love broccoli?
You're not helping prove my point, by the way.
Let's play again.
This time... we're going to use two coins.
- Sounds awesome! - Okay.
One... two... three cups. Are you ready?
- Yes. - Watch close.
Follow the coin around the world
and then you'll be a happy girl.
Point to the cup with the coins.
- That one. - That one?
- Yes. - No. Those are the two broccoli.
The coins are over there.
Eat up.
Why don't you eat them stem first? Get the worst part out of the way.
How are you doing?
[spits]
- [kid retching] - [chewing loudly]
[sirens wailing in distance]
[sirens continue]
Do you hear police sirens?
Mmm, yeah.
I think that's an ambulance.
- Oh, it's an ambulance. - Yeah.
Thank god.
You've had to eat a lot of broccoli
and I really want you to win. So... instead of using this cup...
- we're going to use that cup. - Yeah!
Here we go. One... two... three cups.
Watch.
Point to the cup with the coin.
That one? You're right!
Too bad you didn't pick these.
You would've had all those coins.
That's a lot of coins.
But you get this one.
- Have a good day. - %£&$!
Another winner!
Another winner over here!
You're on Trick Questions.
I'm going to show you a trick and then ask you a question.
- Are you ready? Okay. - Yeah.
[clears throat]
Magic marker.
Playing card.
It melts... right... through.
[chuckles]
Ready for the question?
A cake, a snake, and a rake:
What order would you eat them in?
[man] Trick questions!
- Who is it? - [woman] Wow.
- Cut it out! - Police officer, open the door.
[Justin] Marijuana used to be an illegal vice,
just like booze.
[man] Barrel after barrel, destroyed by government agents.
[Justin] Now it's a recreational activity, just like booze.
And just like booze,
it's a vice that can get out of hand
and put others at risk.
♪ Let the fire burn And put them lighters up ♪
[Justin] That's why there are people whose job it is to maintain law and order.
And those people are called... magicians.
- Officer Bell! - Willman.
Willman is here.
[Justin] While police officers have ways to determine if someone is drunk,
it's really hard for them to tell if someone is baked.
So I met up with Officer Bell,
a 30-year veteran of the LAPD Narcotics Division,
to see if I could provide assistance.
- You did a good job. - Wow.
I'm curious. Now that marijuana is legal in so many states,
and there are a variety of ways to consume it:
rub it on your skin with lotion,
put it in your coffee...
You can eat it as candy,
take it as eye drops...
I've been told.
How hard is it to tell if someone is too high to drive?
It depends on the individual.
Here's my test for you:
point to the person you believe to be high.
Oh, definitely. This guy is high.
- This guy's high? - That guy, yeah.
[chuckles] You failed the test.
This guy's high.
- Oh, really? - This guy.
I think it's clear they need my help.
[laughs]
- Let's go spot high people. - Let's go.
Do you see any high people yet?
Not yet.
Take a deep, deep breath.
- [chuckles] - And blow into the bag.
Blow hard.
[passersby laughing]
Come on, blow harder.
- Okay, this is [bleep]. - Keep going, keep going.
What is going on?
What does it look like is inside that bag?
- The Holy Spirit. - Could you hold this for me?
The Holy Spirit.
Oh, there we go.
That is definitely not the Holy Spirit.
That is Maui Wowie.
[passerby] I've never even been to Maui.
[laughing]
That's preposterous.
[Justin] This is the Pen Test.
- All you have to do is watch the pen. - Alrighty.
Follow it with your eyes.
Goddammit. [laughs]
Why are you watching the pencil?
I told you to follow the pen.
- I think you're totally high. - I'm stoned as [bleep].
Yeah!
[Justin] When did you last smoke marijuana today?
It wasn't today.
You don't remember?
Memory loss is a sign of frequent marijuana use.
I can't remember who told me that...
It sounds like you're high.
Did you just accuse me of being high?
I...
I need you to take a step back.
I'm going to have to administer a full sobriety test. Okay?
Extend both of your fingers.
Okay, so far so good.
Touch your nose with your right hand.
Okay, impressive.
Touch your nose with your left hand.
Okay, great.
- Are you high? - No.
Okay.
Thought I'd catch you.
Stand on just your left leg.
Just your right leg.
Okay. Now no legs.
No, I can't do that.
- Levitate off the ground like a demon? - Uh-uh.
- [dramatic choral music] - What the [bleep]? Jesus.
Yeah, I can't do that. Uh-uh.
- Does it look like I'm floating? - Yeah. Very impressive.
I can't do that.
I... I don't know how to do that.
- You can't levitate? - No.
- He's cool. - Alright.
You're not high.
- Nice meeting you. - Thank you.
- Nice to meet you. - Yeah. Move along, sir.
Can't waste my time on sober people.
Where are my stoners at?
[Justin] Vices can get the best of us.
I'm going to have a stomach ache.
- But sometimes... - [bleep]
...they're exactly what we need to get through the day.
Because a little bit of a bad thing can be good for you.
- Are you good? - Yeah.
Okay. I'm glad we got that out.
Just like too much of a good thing...
can be bad.
- How you doing? - Bad.
Everyone's got a vice.
Just remember: all things in moderation.
Even moderation.