1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,677 You guys ever do any shoplifting? 2 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:14,681 - [high-pitched] No. I've been pretty good. - Your voice got really high. 3 00:00:14,764 --> 00:00:15,640 [friends laughing] 4 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:19,185 I don't have a record or anything, but, like... I've had some trouble. 5 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:20,687 [Justin] When I was a teenager, 6 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:23,648 I stole a Sonic the Hedgehog video game from Circuit City. 7 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:27,193 Two hours later, I felt terrible and I went back to pay for it. 8 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:30,071 I've got to say though, if it weren't for this pesky conscience, 9 00:00:30,613 --> 00:00:32,282 I'd be one hell of a thief. 10 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:35,160 I think shoplifting is easier when the store is closed. 11 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,245 - [man 1] Yeah. - [man 2] Is that so? 12 00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:39,330 - [Justin] You guys play video games? - Of course. 13 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:41,249 If you were gonna steal, what would you steal? 14 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:43,543 - Borderlands 3. - Definitely. 15 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:44,544 [Justin] Borderlands 3? 16 00:00:44,627 --> 00:00:46,880 Do you... How's it going? How are you doing? 17 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,427 You want me to get you Borderlands 3? 18 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:53,636 - That'd be great. - Yeah. 19 00:00:54,345 --> 00:00:55,345 Watch. 20 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:58,558 [man 1] Oh! 21 00:00:58,641 --> 00:00:59,684 What? 22 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:02,228 - No! - [Justin] Give me your hat. 23 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:05,148 You guys ready? 24 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,191 Check this out. 25 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:16,367 [man 1] What the [bleep]? 26 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:18,620 - How? How? - [bleep] 27 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:20,454 That's glass! 28 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:21,790 You pulled it out! 29 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:23,500 Dude! 30 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:24,793 [knocking on glass] 31 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:26,628 - Dude! - This is solid glass. 32 00:01:26,711 --> 00:01:28,671 FYI, you just left a lot of fingerprints. 33 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,384 - Smells legit. - Yeah, that's fresh. That's legit. 34 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:35,595 - Now, get the hell out of here. - Yeah, bro. 35 00:01:36,721 --> 00:01:38,264 - Borderlands 3! - [man laughs] 36 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:39,557 Holy [bleep]! 37 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,101 Dude. 38 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:42,894 Dude, that guy's good. 39 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:53,029 [coin flips] 40 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:57,826 Vices can come in all forms. I would know, I've tried most of them. 41 00:01:57,909 --> 00:01:59,953 For some, it's gambling. 42 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:02,330 For others, shopping. 43 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:05,834 But for me... it's food. 44 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,712 Donuts are my weakness. 45 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:12,257 I used to be able to have one or two, but now, 46 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:14,384 once I start I can't stop. 47 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:17,762 At what point did my hankering for sweets become a vice? 48 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,181 Is the threshold different for everyone? 49 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:23,434 To find out, I posed a little pastry challenge: 50 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:27,355 finish a box of donut holes and win a prize. Fun. 51 00:02:27,438 --> 00:02:29,482 - Eat all of them now? - Yeah. One at a time. 52 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,359 - That doesn't seem that hard. - Go for it. 53 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:36,573 In some countries, donuts are considered a healthy snack. 54 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:38,115 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 55 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:39,491 Narnia. 56 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:41,326 Where's that? 57 00:02:42,036 --> 00:02:43,121 Overseas. 58 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:46,416 - You don't mess around. - These are good. 59 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:47,584 - I don't. - Almost there. 60 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:48,710 Only two left. 61 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:51,712 You're good. 62 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:53,506 Only two left, so... 63 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:54,716 - No way! - What? 64 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:56,176 What's happening right now? 65 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,803 Are you going into a sugar-induced hallucination? 66 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:03,725 Good deal. Only one left. 67 00:03:07,645 --> 00:03:08,645 Doing great. 68 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:10,190 So close. Only two left. 69 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,274 Hmm? 70 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:13,442 What? 71 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:15,653 I don't know if I was tripping 72 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,864 and I saw another donut appear or something. 73 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,200 Only two left. 74 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:24,329 I feel like I'm being punked. 75 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:28,499 Only three left. 76 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:31,669 No, there was not three in there a second ago! 77 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:33,421 No, no, no, just three left. 78 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,175 - There's four. What? - See, I knew it! 79 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:38,343 Here, count them. 80 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:40,553 - One, two, three, only four left. - Mm-mmm. 81 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,763 - Only 4. - No, you're... 82 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:43,348 Come on. No, no, no. 83 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:44,599 Only five left. 84 00:03:44,682 --> 00:03:45,516 Oh, my god! 85 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,310 [woman] Where are they coming from? 86 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,896 I'm going to hate donuts by the end of this. 87 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:51,355 Two left. 88 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:57,528 - Does this keep going until I throw up? - If that happens, please aim for the box. 89 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:07,914 - You did it. - Finally. 90 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:10,083 You ate them all. Hold out your hands. 91 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:13,503 - Want to know what your prize is? - Yeah. 92 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,631 - [man groans] - Free donuts. 93 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,091 [bleep] dude. 94 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,218 [flatly] Woo-hoo! 95 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:23,763 - What's your name? - Genesis. 96 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:26,224 - Hi, Genesis. You're on Trick Questions. - Hi. 97 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:28,935 [man] Trick questions! 98 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:30,979 - Hi. - Hi, indeed. 99 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:34,107 I'm going to show you a trick, and watch close, 100 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:36,317 - because I'm going to ask you a question. - Okay. 101 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:40,280 I have a quarter and a can. 102 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:42,615 Would you hold that can in your left hand? 103 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:45,410 Great. Would you hold your right hand flat for me? 104 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:49,956 Fantastic. Don't move. 105 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:51,039 Okay. 106 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:59,924 It's not gone. It's invisible, stuck to your hand. 107 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:02,051 I'm gonna take it off your hand, there. 108 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:03,720 I'm going to toss it. 109 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:05,887 [can clinks] 110 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:08,266 - Oh. - [rattling] 111 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:09,934 [rattling] 112 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:12,437 [rattling] 113 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,023 - Ready for your question? - Yes. 114 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,400 Where do boss babies come from? 115 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:23,072 [man] Trick questions! 116 00:05:24,532 --> 00:05:27,994 [Justin] Rage used to be a socially unacceptable vice. 117 00:05:28,077 --> 00:05:30,288 But now, it's a business. 118 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:31,205 [yelling] 119 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,624 [reporter] Rage rooms are popping up across the country. 120 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:36,753 You can smash glass, metal, beer bottles... even cars. 121 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:40,423 [Justin] Sure, I get angry sometimes, but I'd never rage out in public. 122 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:41,507 It's not a good look. 123 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:44,552 But, now that rage rooms are popping up all over the place, 124 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,763 I decided to break some stuff 125 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:47,846 in a safe, 126 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,640 private, for-profit environment. 127 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:53,644 [man] Welcome to Rage Ground. This is a waiver you're gonna be signing. 128 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:56,481 Just, basically, if you kill yourself we're not responsible. 129 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:59,692 The risks include slipping and falling, confined spaces, 130 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,903 flying debris, collision with fixed objects, 131 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:05,406 musculoskeletal injuries, including head, neck, eyes and back injuries, 132 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:06,783 emotional injury... 133 00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:09,117 You never know. 134 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:10,912 I'm in. 135 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:13,206 First, I'll introduce you to your fellow ragers. 136 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:14,499 - Hello. - Hey there. 137 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:15,833 - How's it going? - Rage on! 138 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:17,168 Since I'm a first-time rager, 139 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:21,631 they team me up with some experienced rage-aholics to show me the ropes. 140 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:23,966 This Ghostbusters reboot is going to piss people off. 141 00:06:25,676 --> 00:06:28,388 [man] Welcome. File on in. Create space for everyone. 142 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:29,722 Plenty of stuff to break. 143 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:31,891 [man] Don't hit each other. 144 00:06:31,974 --> 00:06:34,185 Don't take anything and throw it through the ceiling. 145 00:06:34,268 --> 00:06:35,478 Are you guys ready to rage? 146 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:36,813 - Rage! - Yeah! 147 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,523 Have a raging good time. 148 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:40,149 I'm gonna get out of your way. 149 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:41,401 [laughing] 150 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:44,153 - Tiff, what makes you rage? - Yes? 151 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,739 Today, it was the way people were driving. 152 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:48,241 - Okay. - My road rage. 153 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:50,284 I'm also a little pissed at being celibate. 154 00:06:51,285 --> 00:06:53,871 - I thought I'd throw that in there. - How about you guys? 155 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:55,915 Blue screen of death from the computer. 156 00:06:55,998 --> 00:07:00,044 Typing out lyrics or something, and everything just... gone. 157 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,255 - [Justin] Yeah! What else? - Every idea. 158 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:04,424 - Giraffes are now endangered. - What? 159 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,843 - Giraffes are endangered? - Yeah. 160 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,261 Let's break some [bleep]! 161 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:11,180 - [aggressive metal music playing] - [Justin] Yeah! 162 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,519 This pisses me off. 163 00:07:17,478 --> 00:07:20,481 My college girlfriend left me for some singer-songwriter. 164 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,400 Said he played the guitar real nice. 165 00:07:22,483 --> 00:07:24,735 - What are you going to do about it? - [Chuckles] 166 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:28,281 Take that John Mayer! 167 00:07:29,198 --> 00:07:30,992 I don't want to hear you play "Freebird." 168 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,744 Simon and Go-[bleep]- Yourself! 169 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:39,917 - I'm starting to get this rage room thing. - [Tiff] Mm-hmm. 170 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,294 I want to do that again. 171 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:42,462 I've got an idea. 172 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:46,591 [Tiff] Behind you. 173 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:48,551 A piece of his soul right there. 174 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:49,719 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 175 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,679 - Oh, a piece of his neck. - Break his neck. 176 00:08:00,521 --> 00:08:01,521 Yeah. 177 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,277 Let's put this guitar back together! 178 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:11,949 - Encore! Encore! Encore! Encore! - Yeah. 179 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:16,245 Encore! Encore! Encore! En... 180 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:17,746 [man] What? 181 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:19,290 - Wow! - What? 182 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,501 Look at that! 183 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:23,543 No. How did you? 184 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:26,714 [man] How did you do that? 185 00:08:26,797 --> 00:08:29,133 Surprisingly, it's in better tune now, I think. 186 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:32,428 - Shall we trash it again? - Yeah, let's go. 187 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:37,683 [mellow song plays] 188 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:45,983 [aggressive heavy metal plays] 189 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:48,402 Who's ever gotten so mad they punched a wall? 190 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:52,114 Yeah. Do you ever feel good afterwards? 191 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:55,159 I always get mad at myself. If I'm going to be mad at myself, 192 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:57,453 I might as well just skip a step and punch myself. 193 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,454 [Tiff] Of course. 194 00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,372 Let's do it. 195 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:01,624 That's me 2005. 196 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:03,833 [Tiff] Mmm... 197 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:06,504 [slowed down] Mmm... 198 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:11,342 - Does it make you want to punch me? - Yeah, just a little. 199 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:12,510 - A little bit? - Mm-hmm. 200 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,679 - Tiffany, how about this? - Sure. 201 00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:15,762 [drops metal bar] 202 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:19,724 [knuckles crack] 203 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,978 Tell me where I should punch myself. 204 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:25,439 A pop in the forehead? Maybe right on the chin there? 205 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:30,027 Okay, so kind of in the eyebrow there? 206 00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:31,153 Yes. 207 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:32,612 Here we go. 208 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,200 Ahh. 209 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,285 That felt good! 210 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:39,494 Whoo! 211 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,331 You chose wisely too, man. 212 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,792 - That would hurt anywhere else. - What? 213 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:45,960 That's a cement wall. 214 00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:50,339 - [bleep]! - That's dope! 215 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:52,425 [clangs] 216 00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:55,011 Anybody want to punch me for real? 217 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,095 Yes. 218 00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:58,556 - No. Let's break more [bleep]. - Okay. 219 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,390 [Justin] Yeah! 220 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:03,852 How are you doing? 221 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:05,354 Oh, fine! [laughs] 222 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,439 Oh, I'm sorry. 223 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:08,399 - How are you doing? - Fine. 224 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:10,443 - I'm Justin, what's your name? - Susan. 225 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:12,028 It's time for Magic for Susans! 226 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,904 [man] Magic for Susans! 227 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:15,489 Alright! 228 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:18,242 - I'm being rude. I'm sorry. - No, you're not. It's fine. 229 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:20,244 Will you do me a favor? 230 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,996 - Yeah. - I've got some mints. 231 00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:24,040 - Would you take one out for me? - Sure! 232 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:27,960 Put it on my tongue. 233 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:31,713 Mm-hmm? 234 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:32,840 It's on your tongue. 235 00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:34,508 - [Justin] Mm-hmm? - Uh-huh. 236 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:36,885 [Justin grunts] 237 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:38,888 [Justin grunts] 238 00:10:44,518 --> 00:10:45,519 How did you do that? 239 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,021 You want to eat that? 240 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:49,273 No. 241 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,440 No offense. 242 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,110 [man] Magic for Susans! 243 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,989 [Justin] Gambling is a multi-billion-dollar vice. 244 00:10:57,073 --> 00:11:00,451 And one I've luckily been able to avoid, which got me thinking: 245 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,870 why don't I use the allure of gambling 246 00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:06,415 to teach some unsuspecting suckers a valuable lesson? 247 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,792 - Wanna play a game? - Yeah. 248 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,293 Ever had these chocolate coins? 249 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:10,878 It's the tastiest chocolate. 250 00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:13,506 I'm going to put the coin under one of the cups. 251 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:17,218 I'm going to mix them up real slow. And you just have to point at the cup 252 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:19,720 with the coin in it. If you're right, you get the coin. 253 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:20,680 - Sound good? - Yeah. 254 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,182 We'll do a practice round so you can see how easy this is. 255 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:24,850 Are you ready? Watch. 256 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,230 Just keep your eye on the coin. 257 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,272 Point to the cup. 258 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,191 This one? 259 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,528 You're good! 260 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:37,196 - This one? - Yeah. 261 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,448 - You're right! - That one. 262 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,783 - This one? - Yeah. 263 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:45,663 Wow! Guys, we have a natural over here! 264 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:48,499 The key to any street hustle is to let you win once, 265 00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:50,292 because then you get cocky. 266 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,961 Now that you know how to play, 267 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:54,046 - do you want to play for real? - Yes. 268 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:57,258 Here we go! One... two... three cups. 269 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,595 Point to the cup with the coin. 270 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:03,931 - That one. - That one? 271 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:05,891 Oh, no, dude, that's the broccoli. 272 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,810 - The coin's over here. - Ugh. 273 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:09,269 Sorry, buddy. 274 00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:10,938 That's the broccoli, dude. 275 00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:14,358 Did I not mention the broccoli? 276 00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,944 Oh, that's how gambling works. 277 00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:20,698 See, if you win you get chocolate, if you lose, you have to eat your losses. 278 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,283 I'm not a broccoli fan. 279 00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:26,620 If you eat that broccoli, I'll give you a chance to surely win that chocolate. 280 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:33,878 Yummy broccoli! 281 00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:35,211 You love broccoli? 282 00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,340 You're not helping prove my point, by the way. 283 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:39,675 Let's play again. 284 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,136 This time... we're going to use two coins. 285 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,013 - Sounds awesome! - Okay. 286 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:48,225 One... two... three cups. Are you ready? 287 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:49,894 - Yes. - Watch close. 288 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:52,438 Follow the coin around the world 289 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,982 and then you'll be a happy girl. 290 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,776 Point to the cup with the coins. 291 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,068 - That one. - That one? 292 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,821 - Yes. - No. Those are the two broccoli. 293 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,948 The coins are over there. 294 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:05,658 Eat up. 295 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:09,455 Why don't you eat them stem first? Get the worst part out of the way. 296 00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:12,707 How are you doing? 297 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,086 [spits] 298 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:19,757 - [kid retching] - [chewing loudly] 299 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,009 [sirens wailing in distance] 300 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:25,054 [sirens continue] 301 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,472 Do you hear police sirens? 302 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:27,847 Mmm, yeah. 303 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,434 I think that's an ambulance. 304 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,102 - Oh, it's an ambulance. - Yeah. 305 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,188 Thank god. 306 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,233 You've had to eat a lot of broccoli 307 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:40,528 and I really want you to win. So... instead of using this cup... 308 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,949 - we're going to use that cup. - Yeah! 309 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:49,036 Here we go. One... two... three cups. 310 00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,119 Watch. 311 00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:53,332 Point to the cup with the coin. 312 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,585 That one? You're right! 313 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,088 Too bad you didn't pick these. 314 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,383 You would've had all those coins. 315 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:05,010 That's a lot of coins. 316 00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:06,554 But you get this one. 317 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:12,893 - Have a good day. - %£&$! 318 00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:18,773 Another winner! 319 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,068 Another winner over here! 320 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,988 You're on Trick Questions. 321 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:27,199 I'm going to show you a trick and then ask you a question. 322 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,286 - Are you ready? Okay. - Yeah. 323 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:32,955 [clears throat] 324 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,081 Magic marker. 325 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,458 Playing card. 326 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:45,342 It melts... right... through. 327 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,061 [chuckles] 328 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,355 Ready for the question? 329 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,274 A cake, a snake, and a rake: 330 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,192 What order would you eat them in? 331 00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,659 [man] Trick questions! 332 00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:13,621 - Who is it? - [woman] Wow. 333 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,623 - Cut it out! - Police officer, open the door. 334 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,792 [Justin] Marijuana used to be an illegal vice, 335 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,336 just like booze. 336 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:23,172 [man] Barrel after barrel, destroyed by government agents. 337 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:26,050 [Justin] Now it's a recreational activity, just like booze. 338 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,343 And just like booze, 339 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,261 it's a vice that can get out of hand 340 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,638 and put others at risk. 341 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,766 ♪ Let the fire burn And put them lighters up ♪ 342 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:38,520 [Justin] That's why there are people whose job it is to maintain law and order. 343 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,523 And those people are called... magicians. 344 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,109 - Officer Bell! - Willman. 345 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,277 Willman is here. 346 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:49,073 [Justin] While police officers have ways to determine if someone is drunk, 347 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:51,992 it's really hard for them to tell if someone is baked. 348 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,869 So I met up with Officer Bell, 349 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,997 a 30-year veteran of the LAPD Narcotics Division, 350 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,707 to see if I could provide assistance. 351 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,292 - You did a good job. - Wow. 352 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:04,838 I'm curious. Now that marijuana is legal in so many states, 353 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,174 and there are a variety of ways to consume it: 354 00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,051 rub it on your skin with lotion, 355 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,552 put it in your coffee... 356 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,137 You can eat it as candy, 357 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,681 take it as eye drops... 358 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,223 I've been told. 359 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,644 How hard is it to tell if someone is too high to drive? 360 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:20,479 It depends on the individual. 361 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:23,774 Here's my test for you: 362 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:27,277 point to the person you believe to be high. 363 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,947 Oh, definitely. This guy is high. 364 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:32,032 - This guy's high? - That guy, yeah. 365 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,368 [chuckles] You failed the test. 366 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,370 This guy's high. 367 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,998 - Oh, really? - This guy. 368 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,834 I think it's clear they need my help. 369 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:42,918 [laughs] 370 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,670 - Let's go spot high people. - Let's go. 371 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,009 Do you see any high people yet? 372 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:51,969 Not yet. 373 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,097 Take a deep, deep breath. 374 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,435 - [chuckles] - And blow into the bag. 375 00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:02,312 Blow hard. 376 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,857 [passersby laughing] 377 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:12,823 Come on, blow harder. 378 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,745 - Okay, this is [bleep]. - Keep going, keep going. 379 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:23,083 What is going on? 380 00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,629 What does it look like is inside that bag? 381 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:30,802 - The Holy Spirit. - Could you hold this for me? 382 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:31,967 The Holy Spirit. 383 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:34,427 Oh, there we go. 384 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:38,182 That is definitely not the Holy Spirit. 385 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,226 That is Maui Wowie. 386 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,229 [passerby] I've never even been to Maui. 387 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,190 [laughing] 388 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,983 That's preposterous. 389 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,654 [Justin] This is the Pen Test. 390 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,282 - All you have to do is watch the pen. - Alrighty. 391 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,617 Follow it with your eyes. 392 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,585 Goddammit. [laughs] 393 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:08,295 Why are you watching the pencil? 394 00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:10,047 I told you to follow the pen. 395 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,634 - I think you're totally high. - I'm stoned as [bleep]. 396 00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:14,717 Yeah! 397 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,389 [Justin] When did you last smoke marijuana today? 398 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,849 It wasn't today. 399 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,017 You don't remember? 400 00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:25,020 Memory loss is a sign of frequent marijuana use. 401 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,189 I can't remember who told me that... 402 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,690 It sounds like you're high. 403 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,193 Did you just accuse me of being high? 404 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:32,653 I... 405 00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,154 I need you to take a step back. 406 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:37,199 I'm going to have to administer a full sobriety test. Okay? 407 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:40,786 Extend both of your fingers. 408 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:42,871 Okay, so far so good. 409 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,082 Touch your nose with your right hand. 410 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,167 Okay, impressive. 411 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,002 Touch your nose with your left hand. 412 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:51,671 Okay, great. 413 00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:53,340 - Are you high? - No. 414 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:54,882 Okay. 415 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,718 Thought I'd catch you. 416 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,637 Stand on just your left leg. 417 00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:02,766 Just your right leg. 418 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,353 Okay. Now no legs. 419 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,939 No, I can't do that. 420 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,775 - Levitate off the ground like a demon? - Uh-uh. 421 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:14,736 - [dramatic choral music] - What the [bleep]? Jesus. 422 00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,573 Yeah, I can't do that. Uh-uh. 423 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,701 - Does it look like I'm floating? - Yeah. Very impressive. 424 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:21,994 I can't do that. 425 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:23,954 I... I don't know how to do that. 426 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,498 - You can't levitate? - No. 427 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:27,916 - He's cool. - Alright. 428 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,417 You're not high. 429 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,367 - Nice meeting you. - Thank you. 430 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,630 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah. Move along, sir. 431 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,382 Can't waste my time on sober people. 432 00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:37,509 Where are my stoners at? 433 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:40,512 [Justin] Vices can get the best of us. 434 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,264 I'm going to have a stomach ache. 435 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:43,432 - But sometimes... - [bleep] 436 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,976 ...they're exactly what we need to get through the day. 437 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,105 Because a little bit of a bad thing can be good for you. 438 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,732 - Are you good? - Yeah. 439 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,567 Okay. I'm glad we got that out. 440 00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,694 Just like too much of a good thing... 441 00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,487 can be bad. 442 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,990 - How you doing? - Bad. 443 00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:01,992 Everyone's got a vice. 444 00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:05,204 Just remember: all things in moderation. 445 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:07,831 Even moderation.