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[doorbell chimes]
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[Justin] Hey, it's Justin.
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I've got a package for you, sir.
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I'm not actually at home.
I'm watching you on the app.
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Does it need a signature?
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Yeah, you kind of do need to sign for it.
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Do you know what it is?
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I'm not too sure.
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I can check for you.
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You have a box cutter?
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I'd love it if you could cut it open,
if that's not a big deal.
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Actually, you know what?
Just lift it, if you don't mind,
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and tell me how much it weighs.
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Great.
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Yeah, how heavy is it?
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I'd say, like, 15 pounds.
Thirteen, 15 pounds.
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Ah, shoot, okay.
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I need you to cut that open.
It needs air.
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I'm gonna be home in 30 seconds
to sign for it.
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Thank you so much.
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I really appreciate it.
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Oh man, you are a lifesaver.
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Literally.
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Don't cut too deep.
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Okay, good. And just yank the flaps open.
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Great. Oh, god. There we go.
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[Justin grunting]
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Thank you so much.
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Told you I'd be here in 30 seconds.
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Crap, I dropped my phone in the box.
Uh...
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Whatever. Where do I sign?
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Sweet. Thanks again.
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Man, that's a small box.
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[man] How is that possible?
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He doesn't weigh [bleep].
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I've lived a lot of places
over the past 20 years,
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but none of them quite felt like home.
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Now that I'm married, however,
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and last year became a father
for the first time,
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I finally understand what they mean
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when they say,
"Home is where the heart is."
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Right, honey?
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Stranger danger! Stranger danger!
Stranger danger!
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- Stranger danger!
- Wrong house.
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My first home was great.
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I didn't have to pay rent.
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My roommates did everything.
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It was easy living.
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Now, my wife and I are the ones
doing the same for our son.
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Ah, the circle of life!
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But, to prepare our home for the future,
I've got to let go of stuff from the past.
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And I have a lot of stuff from the past.
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[dummy giggles]
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So, I'm having a garage sale.
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Garage sale!
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How's it going?
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- It's amazing, man.
- Alright!
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Welcome!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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All prices are negotiable.
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Okay.
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[high-pitched]
Hey, you should buy me.
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Creepy stuff.
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- What kind of stuff are you looking for?
- Um, I just like vintage old stuff.
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[kicks trunk] You need a trunk?
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- [laughs] No.
- I always need a trunk.
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- No, we don't. For what?
- I don't know. It comes in handy.
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That's a lie detector.
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- For 500 bucks?
- Yeah.
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No, I trust people.
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Why?
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Oh, OK.
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You know, if you need artwork
for your walls,
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I've got some stuff
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- that I think is great.
- That's definitely something.
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I...
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I used to collect tourism posters.
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- Okay.
- You know, travel. This one's...
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I picked this up in Arizona.
It's got their, uh...
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their motto on it, which is "Why Arizona?"
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[woman] Okay.
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- And that's why.
- [man laughs]
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It spits out cactuses
every time you unfurl it.
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Uh... [laughs]
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- Wait, where did it come from?
- Um...
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Arizona.
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What?
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[man] Okay.
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Thank you so much.
Have a great day.
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- Thank you.
- Appreciate it.
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- You seen one of these?
- It's a glass.
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- It's a regular...
- Well, it's plastic.
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[banging]
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- But it's a safety cup.
- Mm-hmm.
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But it does something better.
And this is a one of a kind feature.
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Take off your shoe.
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- [laughs]
- Okay.
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Go ahead.
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- Okay, I'll get it.
- Okay.
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- Oh, I mean...
- No, it's good, this is good.
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I had no idea what was going on.
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Sorry about that.
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- Nice shoe. Right?
- Well, thank you.
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Here's how this works. Watch.
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Let's say... in the middle of the night
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you want a beverage,
and you head down to your kitchen,
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but it's kind of dark
and you can't see what you're doing,
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and instead of pouring the drink
into your cup,
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you accidentally pour it
into your shoe.
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[man] Wait a minute.
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Normally, this would be
disgusting and problematic,
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but what's great about the safety cup
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- is it cleans up messes after the fact.
- I want to see this.
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Watch. You just put the cup into the shoe
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and you just lower it in there
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and it attracts all the liquid.
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- [man] Whoa!
- Collects it all just like that.
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- [woman gasps]
- All right.
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That was good.
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There ain't even no moisture.
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No, I mean...
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Mmm. That was very good.
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That's very good.
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- A dollar for the cup.
- Thank you.
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A dollar for this? Right on.
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- Fantastic
- I love this thing.
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- Do you like vintage artwork?
- Yes.
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- Absolutely. I love artwork. Okay.
- Don't move.
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Nice.
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- All right, now.
- Look at that.
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- And it's you.
- It's me.
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Hmm.
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But the best thing is this frame.
Kind of looks normal,
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- but it's a self-hanging frame.
- Is that right?
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- [whistles]
- Why are you whistling?
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If you whistle, you get a little...
Oh, there he is. This little... assistant.
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You got things floating and stuff.
Hold on. Wait a minute.
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The hand helps you.
Here, up a little bit.
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[man gasps]
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- Perfect. Down a little.
- And you even controlling it.
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- Isn't that cool?
- Mmm.
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- Okay, it's not haunted...
- No.
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...like Casper the Friendly Ghost?
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Good. That's perfect.
Will you hold it there, so I can...
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Great, and you can then step away.
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What the hell?
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- Yeah, and then stand back and kinda...
- Mm-mmm.
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...look at it.
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Maybe a little to the right.
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There. Perfect.
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It kind of listens to you.
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And once you... secure it onto the wall
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you can tell the little guy
that you're happy with him.
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Thanks, buddy. Appreciate it.
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[man] Mm-mmm.
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Yeah.
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So...
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That's how that works.
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Ooh, that's kind of disturbing. Um...
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I don't know now,
because if it's hanging itself...
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I've had experiences
with ghosts in the past,
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and I don't want nobody
looking at me in the bathroom. So...
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[man] Spoiler alert!
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How's it going?
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- Doing great.
- I'm Justin.
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- Nice to meet you, sir.
- Nice to meet you too.
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This is Spoiler Alert!
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Spoil. Great!
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It was in my mouth!
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[man] It was in his mouth!
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I'm excited to show you one here.
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I've got some eggs.
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Cool.
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- Take one.
- Sure.
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- I'll have this one.
- Let's do it.
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I need you to do me a favor.
Would you autograph it?
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Absolutely. No problem.
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Great. Show the camera.
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Great signature.
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- Also, great hat. Can I borrow it?
- Thank you.
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- No problem.
- Is that cool?
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- Here you go.
- Thank you very much.
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Ready?
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- Absolutely.
- Drop it in there for me.
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Wow.
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[muffled gagging]
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[muffled] Go ahead.
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- [Justin chuckles]
- Wow.
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It was in my mouth!
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- It was in your mouth!
- Yeah.
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Magnificent.
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The one and only Justin, here.
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Thanks, man.
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- Here's your hat.
- Thank you.
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- Keep the egg.
- Sure. Will do.
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[chuckles]
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It was in my mouth.
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It was in the mouth. Yeah.
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[Justin] Thanks to technology,
our homes are smarter than ever.
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Lights turn on by themselves,
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furniture comes to you,
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robots cook your pasta...
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Sometimes I wonder if these upgrades
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are too convenient for our own good.
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Alexa!
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What do you feed babies?
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It feels like the smarter my home gets...
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the dumber I gets.
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Welcome.
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[man] Thank you.
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It's the doormat from my new smart house.
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Do you guys have a smart house?
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Dumb house.
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Dumb house? That's good.
You have to think about what you're doing.
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My boyfriend has a smart home, but...
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From the moment he got his smart home,
did he seem to get a little dumber?
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I think so, yeah.
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Just standing on this, I feel dumber.
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Why's that?
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- I...
- You don't know?
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That's the effect it has on me.
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- Let me show you what I mean.
- Yeah, please.
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[Justin] A pen, right?
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Yeah.
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So, where's the pointy tip?
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- Under the cap, right?
- Yeah, exactly. Now, stand on the mat.
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Watch, we'll cover it up.
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Where's the pointy tip?
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- Under the cap?
- Yeah. See?
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Right? Isn't it crazy?
It's right there. It's right there.
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Yeah, this is just... No.
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Let's try again. Watch, watch.
Stay on the mat.
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Where's the pointy tip?
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- Under the cap.
- Are you sure?
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No, it's on the bottom.
It's got to be.
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No, dude. It's under the cap.
See what I mean?
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- I don't like the mat, man.
- I told you. It's not you, it's the mat.
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- What's your major?
- Economics.
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- Economics.
- So, you're good with money.
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Wanna try a money experiment,
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- my economic major friend?
- Sure.
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- Okay, step on the mat.
- Okay.
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Fantastic. Alright, here we go.
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- So, I have one, two...
- Mm-hmm.
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...three, four, five dollars.
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- Okay?
- Yeah.
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I'm going to get rid of...
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one, two, three bucks.
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Just throwing it on the ground.
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- How much money do I have?
- You should have 2 dollars left.
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Okay. I have one, two, three,
four, five dollars.
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How did that...?
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Wow. Economics major, huh?
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Step on the mat.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
256
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,618
So, if I have one, two...
257
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:21,245
- three, four...
- Five.
258
00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:22,330
Five bills, right?
259
00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:24,081
And if I get rid of...
260
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,624
one...
261
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,000
two...
262
00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:28,002
three bills...
263
00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:29,795
- how many does that leave me?
- Two.
264
00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:34,050
No. It's one, two,
three, four, five bills.
265
00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:36,092
Okay.
266
00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:37,927
Step off the mat.
267
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:42,391
And I get rid of one, two, three bills...
268
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,185
- How many do I have left?
- Two.
269
00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:45,268
Yes.
270
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,104
Great. Okay, good.
271
00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,315
See, it's... I swear it's the mat.
272
00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:50,941
- I'm not crazy, right?
- Uh...
273
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,693
- That was weird.
- That was weird.
274
00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:55,404
- Don't go smart.
- Go dumb.
275
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,989
[laughs] Definitely.
276
00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,493
You don't have to have a smart home
to feel dumb.
277
00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:05,331
Just try assembling some IKEA furniture.
278
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,375
Excuse me!
279
00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:09,043
Excuse me, ma'am!
280
00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:10,002
- Hi.
- Hi.
281
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,505
- Did you ever put one of these together?
- No.
282
00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:13,798
Does it look like the picture?
283
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,051
It's missing a few pieces.
284
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,178
I just need to make sure it works
285
00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:21,013
- so I don't have to bring it back.
- Okay.
286
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:22,473
- Talk me through it.
- Okay.
287
00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:24,100
[man] We open the lids, right?
288
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:26,477
- I guess... you go in there.
- Okay.
289
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,563
And then, I guess this goes in here.
290
00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,816
So, it's this one right here.
291
00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:32,899
[Justin] Okay.
292
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:36,070
- I'm gonna slide this back on there.
- Okay.
293
00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:38,489
Next up, you're gonna pet the man.
294
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:40,241
We're gonna pet the man?
295
00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:41,684
- Pet him!
- [Justin] Say it again.
296
00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,620
- [man chuckles]
- [Justin] Pat the man?
297
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:46,455
That's, like... to comfort me.
298
00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:48,416
The next page is...
299
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,128
Oh.
300
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,088
- Put those metal...
- Those things.
301
00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:56,590
Oh boy. Oh, yeah.
302
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:57,842
Okay.
303
00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,594
- Do you want me to do it?
- I don't think this is safe.
304
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:03,180
Come back here and pull my head
like a chiropractor.
305
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,140
How are you doing?
306
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,392
We're trying to make sure
this thing works.
307
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,768
Do you sell this at IKEA?
308
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:09,103
[clicking sound]
309
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:10,563
- [loud slam]
- [Justin yelps]
310
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,649
- [Justin grunts]
- Oh, jeez, dude.
311
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:14,774
Yes.
312
00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:16,025
Is this safe?
313
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,070
Once they're in, I guess...
314
00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:20,363
Open these.
315
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,074
- Oh, the front doors?
- Yeah.
316
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,284
Oh, that's good. Okay.
317
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:24,952
- Yeah, take... See, a hand.
- Yeah.
318
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:26,035
Open the other one?
319
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,914
- See your feet.
- Bring those instructions back.
320
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:29,999
That breeze is nice.
321
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,082
- Okay.
- Okay.
322
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,668
Now, what does it say to do?
323
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:34,837
It says separate you.
324
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,173
Separate me?
325
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,382
Okay.
326
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:39,841
[Justin] Ready?
327
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,720
- Not too far. That's good.
- [man] Oh, [bleep].
328
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:43,803
[Justin] Yeah.
329
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,265
How'd we do?
330
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:48,934
Perfect.
331
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,728
Alright, what's the next page say?
332
00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:53,189
Huh. It's an empty picture.
333
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,316
- The next page is blank?
- Uh-huh.
334
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:58,110
After the split, it should then say
how to put it back.
335
00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,904
I wish it did, but...
336
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,323
Come back over here.
337
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:06,744
You guys mind running inside
338
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:09,205
and see if they have an IKEA person
that could come out?
339
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,958
Get me some meatballs too,
if you don't mind,
340
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,585
- if there's not a line.
- All right.
341
00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,295
Dude, what the [bleep]? [laughs]
342
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:17,962
How's it going?
343
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:18,964
- Great.
- Great.
344
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,048
Great, I'm Justin.
345
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,801
- Nice to meet you.
- You are?
346
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,219
- I'm Imogen.
- Imogen.
347
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,345
- I'm Debra.
- Debra.
348
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:25,763
You're on Trick Questions.
349
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,642
This is a fun Trick Questions
mother-daughter edition.
350
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:32,436
I'm going to show you a trick
and then ask you a question.
351
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,771
- Okay.
- Are you pumped?
352
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,648
I'm... I'm nervous.
353
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:36,773
Don't be nervous.
354
00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:38,441
A pack of matches.
355
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,034
Hold your hand flat for me, Imogen.
356
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,997
So Imogen, look into that flame
and name a card.
357
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:55,417
Uh, the four of hearts.
358
00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:58,128
The four of hearts.
359
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:00,714
That's unusual.
360
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,300
Open the pack of matches.
361
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,974
The pack of matches has turned into...
362
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:11,933
Show it to them.
363
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:18,731
What?
364
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:20,484
How does that happen?
365
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:21,402
I know.
366
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:22,485
Like...
367
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,112
What?
368
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,991
- Here's your question.
- That's so scary.
369
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,994
If your brain was a Pez dispenser
and your legs were Red Vines,
370
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:32,037
how long would it take
to bike to the hospital?
371
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,583
Um...
372
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,086
[man] Trick Questions!
373
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,280
[Justin] Smart home or not,
you've got to fill it with love.
374
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,675
And pets are a great way to do that.
375
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:47,011
My dogs can turn a bad day
into a good one
376
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:48,387
with just a couple licks.
377
00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:51,974
There are a lot of animals out there
who need a home.
378
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,351
[meowing]
379
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,271
And these days...
380
00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:00,399
adopting a pet can be as easy
as getting a cup of coffee.
381
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,776
So Kristi, what is CatCafe?
382
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,904
So, for us, we have a cafe in front
383
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,281
um... where people can get something
to eat or drink
384
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:09,924
and then they can come on in
to our 1,000-square foot cat lounge,
385
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,786
where they can hang out and lounge
with a room full of cats.
386
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:15,205
They can also adopt if they fall in love.
387
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:16,289
[cat yowls]
388
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,501
The only cat my dogs
will let me bring home
389
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,669
is a stuffed toy,
390
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:24,006
so I decided to help someone else
adopt the cat of their dreams.
391
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:28,344
Have you heard of
Schrodinger's Adoption Theory?
392
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:29,803
- No.
- Don't think so.
393
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,348
According to Schrodinger's Theory,
the cat in here,
394
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,308
it's all breeds,
395
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:35,768
it is all colors,
396
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,269
it is any name,
397
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:38,854
because until you open the box,
398
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,814
you really don't know exactly what it is.
399
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,192
- Mm-hmm.
- So, it's currently everything.
400
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:44,985
- Okay.
- And nothing.
401
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:48,280
Here, what would make the perfect cat?
402
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,158
I would like a white cat.
403
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:54,078
Okay, but I need to know
what to call this cat, okay?
404
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:55,829
- So, what name?
- Tansy.
405
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:57,623
Tansy.
406
00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,375
- Tansy. Why Tansy?
- Mm-hmm.
407
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,378
It's a type of lily, if I'm not mistaken.
408
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,505
Lilies are pretty,
and sometimes they're white.
409
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,465
- Right. [laughs]
- So, it works out. [laughs]
410
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:07,716
Would you be amazed...
411
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:12,304
if I had a friend who had a white cat
also named Tansy?
412
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:14,056
- Yes.
- It's true, and...
413
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,474
my friend's name...
414
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,977
happens to be Schrodinger,
415
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,855
and I actually brought his cat
here with me today.
416
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,860
The stuffed cat of your dreams.
417
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,570
That is so cool.
418
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,031
There he is. What's his name?
419
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:32,032
[woman] Tansy.
420
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,200
[laughing]
421
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,202
You can go ahead and pet Tansy.
422
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:37,453
It's so cute.
423
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:40,165
So, Schrodinger's Adoption Theory,
one thing.
424
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,543
Willman's Adoption Theory, another thing.
425
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:43,626
May I show you?
426
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,880
So, Willman's Adoption Theory
goes like this.
427
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,465
Can I set the box on our laps?
428
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,300
Great, would you just, uh...
429
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,886
- take Tansy and drop her in there?
- Sure.
430
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,472
Fantastic. And I'm going
to give it a little snap,
431
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:56,890
and what happens is...
432
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,351
Tansy becomes real.
433
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,396
- Oh, my god.
- Now, that's Tansy.
434
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:04,940
Hi, Tansy.
435
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,191
Check the collar.
436
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,486
We're your new moms.
437
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:11,446
Meow?
438
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:12,697
Just one meow?
439
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,115
[Justin] Meow?
440
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,410
Can I ask you a question?
441
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,912
[man laughing] Dad Tricks.
442
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:23,125
Do you prefer the elevator or the stairs?
443
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:25,668
Stairs.
444
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:26,836
Oh, really?
445
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,005
I...
446
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,010
prefer the ladder.
447
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:37,848
[laughing]
448
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:39,515
[man] Sorry.
449
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,352
How did you do that?
450
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,520
I'm a dad.
451
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,193
Hey, you guys want to get high?
452
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:51,820
Yeah.
453
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,238
[man] Dad Tricks!
454
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,322
Get it?
455
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,494
[Justin] The things
that mean the most to me
456
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,287
take up the least amount of room,
457
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:03,332
and yet I constantly feel like
I need more space.
458
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:07,044
People who live in tiny homes
don't seem to have that problem.
459
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,629
What am I missing?
460
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,173
I've paid a visit to Latch Collective,
461
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,383
a tiny home construction co-op,
462
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,593
to see how they do it.
463
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,763
- [saw revs]
- [tools tapping]
464
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,602
- Hello!
- Hi, Justin.
465
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,312
- Shaina.
- I'm Teresa.
466
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,231
Hi, Teresa. Can I get a tour?
467
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:29,191
- Yes!
- I'll let you lead the way.
468
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,401
- Okay, let's go. [chuckles]
- I don't live here.
469
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,028
- So this is living room...
- Yes.
470
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,321
- ...kitchen.
- Bedroom.
471
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:35,572
- Yeah.
- Got it.
472
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,825
Tell me what Latch Collective is.
473
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,243
We're a network of support
474
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:41,954
for people who are
interested in tiny homes.
475
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:45,499
- What kind of people want a tiny home?
- A lot of different types.
476
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:48,252
You've got people
who just really need to downsize.
477
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:51,380
But also, you have a lot of people
who are just thinking ecologically,
478
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,633
like you're just having all of the house
that you need and nothing more.
479
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:57,970
Downsizing is important if you're going
to adapt to a tiny home lifestyle
480
00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:01,557
- so I can help you guys downsize things.
- Sure. Please.
481
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,558
Yeah.
482
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,351
- I'll show you what I mean.
- Okay.
483
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:07,271
Uh, tiny fridge, mini-fridge.
484
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,148
I'd say you're good in that department.
485
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:11,608
Not a mini TV, though.
486
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,153
No, we watch a lot of Netflix.
487
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,531
- [Netflix log-in sound plays]
- See? That's good. Can I...?
488
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,661
Okay. Wow, yeah, that...
489
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,163
I won't drop it.
490
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:25,789
- That's a big TV.
- Careful. [laughs]
491
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,167
And if it was smaller, I imagine
492
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,545
a big part of why you would downsize
is to be more energy efficient.
493
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:33,005
- Yep.
- So...
494
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,136
I'm so excited.
495
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:41,805
So, check this out.
496
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:42,890
Let's downsize it.
497
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,146
And also, like I said...
498
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:52,649
- more energy efficient.
- Right.
499
00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,615
Whoa!
500
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:00,698
What?
501
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,785
[both exclaiming]
502
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,913
- [Justin] It's tiny.
- Oh, my god.
503
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,249
- Wow.
- Fantastic.
504
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,335
- Wow.
- The TV is worth less now.
505
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:12,418
Okay.
506
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,589
I might not be ready
for a tiny home just yet,
507
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,382
but I think I get it.
508
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,509
It doesn't matter how big your home is,
509
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,511
how smart or how new...
510
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,680
The reason our homes mean so much to us
511
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:26,975
is because home is not a place.
512
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,268
It's a state of mind.
513
00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:31,021
It's the feeling we get when we know
514
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,315
we are exactly where we're supposed to be.
515
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,025
- [Jillian] Aww.
- And for me...
516
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:36,902
this is not it.
517
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:38,277
Guys!
518
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,156
I want... I want to go home.
519
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,117
Home!
520
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,203
[techno music playing]
521
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,372
[Justin] ♪ I want to go home! ♪
522
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,042
♪ Home! ♪
523
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:55,671
♪ I want to go home! ♪
524
00:20:58,966 --> 00:20:59,966
♪ Home! ♪
525
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,180
Absolutely.