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LAUREL: You know those
teen vampire movies
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that feel like the horny
soap opera fever dreams
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of a sentient
eight-grade diary?
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Here's how this one ended.
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Here's how mine began.
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[GASPING SOFTLY]
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Thank you for this.
Thank you.
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I love you.
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I love you too.
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What about sunlight?
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[CHUCKLES] No,
it will make you sick
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and it's blinding,
but it won't hurt you.
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- Uh, garlic?
- No.
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- Uh, crosses?
- No!
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No, not sticks,
nor holy water,
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or anything like that
can hurt you.
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The only thing
we need to worry about...
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DUKE: Is me.
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Duke, don't!
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Hold her down.
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[ALL GROWLING]
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- [GROANING]
- [ALL GROWLING]
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[SCREAMING]
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- [BOY GROANING]
- You poor thing!
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I bet you thought
you were the hero
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of your own little movie.
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Finally, you've been bitten
by the radioactive spider
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confirming what you've
always suspected.
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That you are, in fact,
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a special center
of the universe.
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I love him!
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[SCREAMING] No!
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But you're not special,
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and life isn't
a fucking movie.
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Except sometimes you do meet
the bad guys.
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[GIRL SCREAMING]
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[GIRL SCREAMING]
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You're going to
kill me now, too?
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Why would I do that?
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You messed up is all.
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And for a good reason.
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Love.
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The heart wants
what it wants, right?
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- One year in the hole.
- [GROWLING]
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I'm sorry, but you got to
learn to respect the rules.
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No fucking boys.
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MAN OVER PA:
All right, everybody,
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put your hands together
for the graduating class
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- of Central Oregon High!
- [PEOPLE APPLAUDING]
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♪ And I'm fucked up and I'm
feeling it I'm feeling it ♪
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♪ And I'm looking up
at the ceiling, the ceiling ♪
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♪ 'Cause you fucked up and
I'm feeling it I'm feeling it ♪
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♪ And I'm not trying
to conceal it, conceal it ♪
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♪ I'm just trying to fill my cup
'cause you drain my love... ♪
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You don't think they're
gonna fuck right here, do you?
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God, I hope so.
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Why do we even come
to these things?
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LAUREL: We don't.
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She better come up
for air.
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[BURPS]
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There it is.
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I wish somebody would burp
in my face like that.
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[CHUCKLES] Same.
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- Fucking same.
- [CHUCKLES]
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♪ Graduation, whoo! ♪
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LAUREL: Uh-huh.
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Uh, look, I got something
I wanna tell you.
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Is that okay?
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- Yeah.
- Okay, okay.
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Um... [CLEARS THROAT]
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I just wanna say...
[CLEARS THROAT]
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I wanna say,
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"Hey, what you've done
is just so cool."
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- So cool, you know?
- Uh-huh.
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Like, seriously, I just...
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I want to let you to know
that I really admire you.
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- It's so cool.
- Thanks.
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Okay, thank you for that.
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Hey, Laurel, come
check this out real quick.
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Yeah, no problem.
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Hey, can, can I...
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- Better keep in touch when you're down there.
- I will.
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You're gonna go down there
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and meet all these
interesting people
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and you're gonna forget
all about me.
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And I'm gonna have to live
vicariously through your snaps.
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I'm only gonna be gone
a couple months.
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You're never coming back here.
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That's what happens.
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Friends you make
in high school
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are just the people
you're stuck with.
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They're friends
by forced proximity.
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[SIGHS] You're ridiculous,
you know that?
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You can come visit me.
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Well, maybe I will.
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Give Mark my love.
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Feel free to send me pics
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if you should maybe happen
to catch him in his underwear.
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Ew! That's my brother.
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It's what keeps us apart.
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Whatever.
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Just don't drift away.
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I won't.
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I need you, kid.
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Oh, get off of me.
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[BILL SIGHS]
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- Is that everything?
- Yup.
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Okay. Watch your gages now.
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Lots of cars overheat
on those roads coming into LA.
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I know.
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All right, I put a couple of
jugs of water in the back.
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Just in case. You're welcome.
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Thank you.
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[SNIFFLES]
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Come on, she's going away
for the summer,
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she's not moving to Japan.
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I know. I know.
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[SIGHS] Remember, be safe.
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- If you feel tired, pull over and rest.
- I will.
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Yes, but keep those
goddamn doors locked.
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Oh, my God, guys.
I'm gonna be fine.
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I want you to call me
every time you stop.
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And if you forget,
I'm buying a ticket
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and coming down there
to kill you.
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- LAUREL: I know.
- Don't ignore your mom.
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I won't.
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- She'll do it.
- I know she will.
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And for Pete's sake,
don't spend your time
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hovered over your computer
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or your phone
like you do here, all right?
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You're 18. Go and get in
some trouble. [CHUCKLES]
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- Bill?
- What?
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- [SIGHS]
- You know what I mean.
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Your father and I
want to tell you
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we know it's been a hard year,
few years, but
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we're so proud of you.
Right, Bill?
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Thanks.
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Really, we mean it.
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- Go have fun. Be safe.
- LAUREL: I will.
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- MOTHER: I love you.
- I love you too.
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MOTHER: Okay.
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- LAUREL: Bye, guys.
- [SNIFFLES] Bye.
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- Be safe.
- I will.
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- I love you.
- LAUREL: I love you too.
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[MOTHER SIGHS]
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Bye!
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[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
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Well, she's gone.
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- Should we go have sex?
- [LAUGHS]
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♪ She watches sports on TV ♪
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♪ She's got more friends
than me, oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Everybody loves my mom ♪
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♪ She's got more drugs
than me ♪
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♪ She gives them out for free
oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Everybody loves my mom ♪
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♪ Am I the only one
who thinks it's wrong? ♪
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ANDY: Where you at now?
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Um, something like,
Pencildicktown.
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I think it's like Bakersfield,
or some shit.
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I don't know.
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ANDY: Did you hear?
Candice is crackhead.
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What the fuck?
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ANDY: Can you believe
that shit?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Okay, Andy,
I'm gonna call you back.
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I'm gonna need a greasy-ass cheeseburger
and I'm gonna stuff it in my face.
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♪ With Todd and Mike and Keith
oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Everybody loves my mom ♪
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♪ Am I the only one
who thinks it's wrong? ♪
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♪ Am I the type
that just can't get along? ♪
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♪ Everybody loves my mom ♪
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[CARS HONKING]
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[GRUNTING]
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♪ Everybody loves my mom ♪
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♪ Everybody loves my mom ♪
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♪ Everybody loves my mom ♪
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MARK: [WHISPERS]
Wake up, nerd.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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LAUREL: You scared me, jerk.
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MARK: How was the drive?
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The first six hours were great.
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Yeah.
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I feel like shit, though.
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Like I stepped out of
an elephant's mouth.
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I've only been asleep
for three hours?
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Plenty of time.
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[SIGHS] Just
a little bit more, please.
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- No!
- Please.
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No, we got places to go.
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- So, get fancy, all right?
- [SIGHS]
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And call Mom. She's pissed.
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Of course she is.
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Bathroom. Kitchen. My room.
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Yeah, make yourself at home.
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Where are we going?
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Yago, Death Valley Girls.
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Fuck, yes.
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Wait, one problem.
What's your ID sitch?
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- Works fine now.
- Okay, cool.
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00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:21,253
If not, we'll send your ass back,
but I think we'll be golden.
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00:10:21,255 --> 00:10:24,156
I'll stab the doorman
if I have to.
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I got some friends
I think are coming.
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They're not gonna be all
patronizing, are they?
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'Cause I'm really
not in the mood.
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People aren't like that here,
as much.
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Right, so listen,
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I know Mom sent you down
with some money,
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and you saved up
a little yourself...
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And I know she gave you some
for me to stay here.
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But I think
you should look for a job.
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I mean, I know
you're on vacation
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before you decide to do
214
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whatever it is you gonna do
with your life,
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but I think you're gonna
wanna stay here.
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With you?
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Yeah. Why not?
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I mean, you'd
move out eventually, I hope.
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Or go to college, I guess.
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All right, take a shower,
go get ready.
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Whatever you gotta do,
chop-chop.
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- [SIGHS]
- Let's go.
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♪ I heard
you're moving west... ♪
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[SIGHS]
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MARK: [KNOCKING AT DOOR]
Yo, hurry up.
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They're gonna be here
any minute.
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All right, just a sec.
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♪ Miss your old apartment ♪
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♪ And the red paint
on your door ♪
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♪ Maybe I'm saying too much ♪
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♪ But I feel it changing us ♪
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♪ Promise me we're better off
grown up now ♪
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♪ Call me
when you make it out there ♪
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♪ I'll be waiting ♪
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♪ Feels so easy on your own ♪
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♪ I've been wondering
if we were ♪
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♪ All that different ♪
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♪ Or is it in the blood ♪
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♪ Call me, call me ♪
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♪ Call me, call me ♪
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♪ You can call me ♪
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Okay.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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Yeah, uh, this is
out of state, so...
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- Sorry.
- What's the hold up?
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Uh, they were just, uh...
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Looks fine to me.
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Looks fine to me.
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Next, guys.
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Thank you. Okay.
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♪ If you're a man
I'm a man ♪
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♪ Too, ooh ♪
253
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:46,327
♪ If you're a man
I'm twice the man as you ♪
254
00:13:54,068 --> 00:13:55,601
Hey, I'm gonna grab something
to drink. You want something?
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00:13:55,603 --> 00:13:56,604
- Yeah, sure.
- All right.
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00:14:06,681 --> 00:14:10,482
♪ If you're a man
I'm a man ♪
257
00:14:10,484 --> 00:14:14,119
♪ Too, ooh ♪
258
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:18,459
♪ If you're a man
I'm twice a man as you ♪
259
00:14:45,687 --> 00:14:47,020
LAUREL: Hey!
260
00:14:49,691 --> 00:14:51,323
- What the fuck is your problem?
- MARK: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
261
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:54,092
Hey, come on! Come on, man!
262
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,228
- BOY: You're out of here.
- Hey, are you okay?
263
00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:58,065
[SIGHS] Yeah, fucking dick.
264
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,002
Where are your friends at?
265
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,103
Oh, they canceled.
266
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,172
It's something you got to get
used to around here.
267
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,109
People flaking out on plans.
268
00:15:10,512 --> 00:15:12,212
- I'll be right back.
- All right...
269
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,481
[SONG ENDS]
270
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,584
[PEOPLE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
271
00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:22,055
LAUREL: Hi, um,
rum and Coke, please.
272
00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:26,226
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
273
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:35,335
MARK: Hey, is this your first time
seeing the Death Valley Girls?
274
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,343
LAUREL: Thanks.
275
00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:56,457
GIRL: Hi.
276
00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:00,492
Hey.
277
00:16:00,494 --> 00:16:04,463
What's with the hamburger
and shoestring?
278
00:16:04,465 --> 00:16:06,666
Uh, it's a conversation starter.
[CHUCKLES]
279
00:16:06,668 --> 00:16:09,269
[GIGGLES] I like that, clever.
280
00:16:09,737 --> 00:16:11,470
I thought so.
281
00:16:11,472 --> 00:16:13,472
- What's your name?
- Laurel.
282
00:16:13,474 --> 00:16:16,241
- Izzy.
- Nice to meet you, Izzy.
283
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:17,411
You're not from here, are you?
284
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,716
- How can you tell?
- I just can.
285
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,584
That's depressing.
286
00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:29,488
No, no. It's just
you're so enthusiastic.
287
00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:32,357
People live here long enough
and they get all self-conscious
288
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,627
and jaded, it's so whack.
289
00:16:34,629 --> 00:16:36,495
This is actually
my first night here.
290
00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:38,564
- At the Yago?
- In LA.
291
00:16:38,566 --> 00:16:40,733
Oh, where are you from?
292
00:16:40,735 --> 00:16:43,335
- Oregon.
- You just moved here?
293
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:44,639
No. Well...
294
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,473
Maybe. I'm staying
with my brother.
295
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,476
He's over there.
296
00:16:52,847 --> 00:16:56,248
Oh! Cool! [CHUCKLES]
297
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:58,149
Yeah, and, um...
298
00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,118
Tell your friend thanks,
by the way,
299
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,554
for throwing her weight around
back there.
300
00:17:01,556 --> 00:17:02,757
Oh, Duke.
301
00:17:04,692 --> 00:17:06,026
She seems intense.
302
00:17:09,697 --> 00:17:10,765
She is.
303
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,568
Hey, we're going to
304
00:17:15,570 --> 00:17:17,168
an afterhours party
in downtown,
305
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,205
if you want to come.
306
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,339
Oh, um...
307
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:25,678
[INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION]
308
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,513
You don't have to
if you don't feel comfortable.
309
00:17:27,515 --> 00:17:30,083
No, uh, I'd love to.
310
00:17:30,552 --> 00:17:31,617
K.
311
00:17:31,619 --> 00:17:33,653
- K?
- Yeah.
312
00:17:33,655 --> 00:17:35,287
Is that something
people say here?
313
00:17:35,289 --> 00:17:37,155
Nah, just me and my friends.
314
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,491
Oh, well... K.
315
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:40,695
Hmm.
316
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,537
[DOOR CLOSES]
317
00:17:51,639 --> 00:17:54,141
- Don't go.
- Let go of me.
318
00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:55,643
Let go!
319
00:18:13,828 --> 00:18:15,763
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
320
00:18:26,908 --> 00:18:29,341
IZZY: Hey, I'm gonna
talk to them,
321
00:18:29,343 --> 00:18:30,442
- I'll be right back.
- LAUREL: Okay.
322
00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:31,613
IZZY: I'll just be a second.
323
00:18:57,471 --> 00:18:59,907
♪ Game over, game over ♪
324
00:19:08,816 --> 00:19:11,519
♪ Just because I said I want it ♪
325
00:19:14,589 --> 00:19:17,957
♪ Listen close to what I say ♪
326
00:19:17,959 --> 00:19:21,929
[MUFFLED GASPING]
327
00:19:24,766 --> 00:19:27,566
[MUFFLED GASPING]
328
00:19:27,568 --> 00:19:29,502
- You all right?
- Yeah.
329
00:19:29,504 --> 00:19:31,403
Uh, what is this place?
330
00:19:31,405 --> 00:19:33,506
Well, it used to be
a jewelry manufacturer.
331
00:19:33,508 --> 00:19:36,709
Then it became a place for bands
to rent out for rehearsal space.
332
00:19:36,711 --> 00:19:39,346
And now, it's our secret
party palace.
333
00:19:39,947 --> 00:19:42,548
- Who owns it?
- We do.
334
00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:44,917
- Crazy.
- Can I show you the best part?
335
00:19:44,919 --> 00:19:45,920
Sure.
336
00:19:54,962 --> 00:19:56,796
Ten goes straight to hustle.
337
00:19:56,798 --> 00:19:57,832
Yeah, no kidding.
338
00:19:58,766 --> 00:20:00,434
You got reamed.
339
00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:03,671
All right, let's see it.
340
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,507
Come on, them's the rules, kid.
341
00:20:08,509 --> 00:20:10,277
- Kid?
- Son.
342
00:20:12,513 --> 00:20:13,646
[SIGHS]
343
00:20:13,648 --> 00:20:16,416
Fine, fine.
Better give the lady what she wants.
344
00:20:17,819 --> 00:20:18,886
[ZIPPER UNZIPPING]
345
00:20:20,021 --> 00:20:21,587
Not bad.
346
00:20:21,589 --> 00:20:24,557
[SIGHS] Come on, don't act
like you're not impressed.
347
00:20:24,559 --> 00:20:26,559
You got enough blood in you
to work that thing?
348
00:20:26,561 --> 00:20:27,927
What?
349
00:20:27,929 --> 00:20:29,762
If I take you upstairs,
you're not gonna get all
350
00:20:29,764 --> 00:20:31,431
stage frighty on me, are you?
351
00:20:32,133 --> 00:20:33,868
No, uh, I... I don't think so.
352
00:20:36,537 --> 00:20:38,438
No, no. Definitely not.
353
00:20:38,973 --> 00:20:41,542
All right. Let's go.
354
00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:45,312
You can come too.
355
00:20:46,881 --> 00:20:48,315
Everyone out by 4:00.
356
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:53,988
Boo.
357
00:21:01,863 --> 00:21:04,565
♪ I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy ♪
358
00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:21,949
[TRAIN HORN IN DISTANCE]
359
00:21:31,626 --> 00:21:34,392
Is it corny that I'm looking
for the Hollywood sign?
360
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,694
[CHUCKLES] No.
361
00:21:35,696 --> 00:21:37,330
But you can't see it form here.
362
00:21:38,132 --> 00:21:40,300
Feels like
I'm in a fricking movie.
363
00:21:41,102 --> 00:21:42,670
[SIGHS] You guys live here?
364
00:21:43,104 --> 00:21:45,538
Sometimes.
365
00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:49,407
Okay, so are you all like
bank robbers or something?
366
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:51,110
I don't mean
to be rude, but like,
367
00:21:51,112 --> 00:21:53,712
how do you afford this?
Who are you?
368
00:21:53,714 --> 00:21:55,147
We're supervillains.
369
00:21:55,149 --> 00:21:56,749
[LAUREL CHUCKLES]
370
00:21:56,751 --> 00:21:58,451
You meant like
an app or something?
371
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:00,788
No.
372
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:03,558
What do you do?
373
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,061
Sorry, is that rude?
374
00:22:07,662 --> 00:22:09,795
[CHUCKLES] No, it's cool.
375
00:22:09,797 --> 00:22:11,697
I direct music videos.
376
00:22:11,699 --> 00:22:13,464
LAUREL: Oh!
377
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,601
Anything I've seen?
378
00:22:15,603 --> 00:22:18,537
Uh, lots of Bay Area hip-hop.
379
00:22:18,539 --> 00:22:20,039
Like underground stuff.
380
00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:21,439
LAUREL:
How did you get into that?
381
00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,909
Well, I liked photography
in high school
382
00:22:23,911 --> 00:22:26,912
and then I was lucky enough
to get my hands on a camera,
383
00:22:26,914 --> 00:22:29,615
so I started filming my
friends skateboarding and shit.
384
00:22:29,617 --> 00:22:32,718
Editing that with some music,
and I put it online
385
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:33,919
and it took off from there.
386
00:22:33,921 --> 00:22:35,020
LAUREL: That's so cool.
387
00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:36,755
Uh, um...
388
00:22:36,757 --> 00:22:39,191
I keep saying cool,
like a jackass.
389
00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:42,728
Uh, but it is, like,
really cool and interesting.
390
00:22:42,730 --> 00:22:45,130
I wish I was that accomplished.
391
00:22:45,132 --> 00:22:48,636
It is cool, I guess.
What do you wanna do?
392
00:22:49,837 --> 00:22:51,973
- With, like, my life?
- Yeah.
393
00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:54,842
I have no idea.
394
00:22:55,843 --> 00:22:57,912
[SCOFFS] What do you love?
395
00:23:01,148 --> 00:23:02,748
I don't know.
396
00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:04,583
Every time I feel like
I get into something,
397
00:23:04,585 --> 00:23:06,484
it's really easy for me
to lose interest.
398
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:08,486
Like, what's the point,
you know?
399
00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:09,757
Mmm-hmm.
400
00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:13,692
Like, a complete
anhedonia sometimes.
401
00:23:13,694 --> 00:23:16,797
Whoo! Dropping expensive words
on me. [CHUCKLES]
402
00:23:17,665 --> 00:23:19,800
No, but I get
what you mean though.
403
00:23:23,137 --> 00:23:25,971
I think I'd like to work
with people in some way, though.
404
00:23:25,973 --> 00:23:27,740
Like a social worker?
405
00:23:27,742 --> 00:23:32,511
Maybe more just helping people
through tough shit.
406
00:23:32,513 --> 00:23:34,115
Whatever job that is.
407
00:23:41,122 --> 00:23:43,658
So, why are you sitting
so far away?
408
00:23:50,197 --> 00:23:52,264
I didn't want
to just show you the roof.
409
00:23:52,266 --> 00:23:54,635
I hope that's not a bad thing.
410
00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:57,872
No, um...
411
00:23:58,806 --> 00:24:00,039
No, I guess I'm just nervous.
412
00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:03,443
[CHUCKLES] Too nervous to
scoot over here a little bit?
413
00:24:07,214 --> 00:24:08,516
No.
414
00:24:28,903 --> 00:24:30,004
Shit.
415
00:24:37,845 --> 00:24:39,712
[SIGHS]
416
00:24:39,714 --> 00:24:42,717
What a shame.
I thought you'd be ready.
417
00:24:44,585 --> 00:24:45,684
I, uh...
418
00:24:45,686 --> 00:24:47,822
DUKE: I guess you're just
gonna have to watch first.
419
00:24:50,891 --> 00:24:51,892
[SIGHS]
420
00:25:07,708 --> 00:25:08,843
[GASPS]
421
00:25:23,824 --> 00:25:24,992
What the fuck, man?
422
00:25:25,659 --> 00:25:26,761
[CHUCKLES]
423
00:25:28,796 --> 00:25:31,096
What the fuck? Jimmy!
424
00:25:31,098 --> 00:25:32,533
Jimmy! Jimmy, come on, man!
425
00:25:34,635 --> 00:25:35,903
Jimmy, come on, man!
426
00:25:37,271 --> 00:25:39,605
Come on! Got to wake up, dude!
427
00:25:39,607 --> 00:25:41,108
Jimmy is dead as fuck, yo.
428
00:25:42,176 --> 00:25:43,911
What the fuck did you just do?
429
00:25:45,746 --> 00:25:48,113
[SIGHS] I drank his blood.
430
00:25:48,115 --> 00:25:50,716
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
431
00:25:50,718 --> 00:25:52,317
Poor Jimmy.
432
00:25:52,319 --> 00:25:54,655
His only mistake was
keeping shitty company.
433
00:25:55,289 --> 00:25:56,957
You, on the other hand...
434
00:25:58,993 --> 00:26:00,859
That thing that you did.
435
00:26:00,861 --> 00:26:02,828
The thing that you hoped that
no one would find about,
436
00:26:02,830 --> 00:26:04,863
the thing you thought
you got away with,
437
00:26:04,865 --> 00:26:06,567
it's precisely why you're here.
438
00:26:07,401 --> 00:26:08,602
What?
439
00:26:10,004 --> 00:26:11,639
Do you want me
to say her name?
440
00:26:13,674 --> 00:26:15,808
How do you know that?
441
00:26:15,810 --> 00:26:18,712
My super sexy
vampire power, silly.
442
00:26:20,347 --> 00:26:22,214
It's Claire, by the way.
443
00:26:22,216 --> 00:26:24,783
Unless you thought
it was a lucky guess.
444
00:26:24,785 --> 00:26:27,119
What the hell is going on?
445
00:26:27,121 --> 00:26:30,155
You know, I really wouldn't
sweat the details, Todd.
446
00:26:30,157 --> 00:26:32,357
So right now you got exactly
the length of this cigarette
447
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:36,095
to come to terms with the fact
that for once in your life,
448
00:26:36,097 --> 00:26:38,099
it's just not gonna
work out for you.
449
00:26:50,845 --> 00:26:53,278
Not a lot of stars.
450
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,014
That's the one good thing
about where I come from.
451
00:26:56,016 --> 00:26:58,152
You can see the whole damn
Milky Way at night.
452
00:27:00,054 --> 00:27:01,222
You hungry at all?
453
00:27:04,091 --> 00:27:05,691
My first night in LA,
454
00:27:05,693 --> 00:27:07,228
and it's already
the best night of my life.
455
00:27:08,996 --> 00:27:10,429
I'm not trying to be weird.
456
00:27:10,431 --> 00:27:12,931
God, I hope that didn't sound
too dramatic.
457
00:27:12,933 --> 00:27:14,466
No.
458
00:27:14,468 --> 00:27:17,236
But if we can make it
more special,
459
00:27:17,238 --> 00:27:20,005
if you had one night here,
one night only,
460
00:27:20,007 --> 00:27:21,375
what else would you wanna do?
461
00:27:23,210 --> 00:27:26,912
Probably wanna see
the sunrise at the ocean.
462
00:27:26,914 --> 00:27:29,915
The sun sets in the west.
It doesn't rise.
463
00:27:29,917 --> 00:27:33,387
- Fuck.
- But we can still go.
464
00:27:35,456 --> 00:27:38,993
[SIGHS]
So, not to sound all emo,
465
00:27:39,561 --> 00:27:41,729
but can I see you again?
466
00:27:45,466 --> 00:27:48,867
I think this is more just
like a one-night thing.
467
00:27:48,869 --> 00:27:50,169
Oh...
468
00:27:50,171 --> 00:27:52,873
- I'm sorry.
- No, no. Um...
469
00:27:56,043 --> 00:27:58,110
It has nothing to do with you.
470
00:27:58,112 --> 00:28:00,179
It's fine.
You don't have to explain yourself.
471
00:28:00,181 --> 00:28:02,049
It's not the first time...
472
00:28:04,151 --> 00:28:05,753
[SIGHS] ...you know...
473
00:28:12,092 --> 00:28:14,161
[GASPING]
474
00:28:32,479 --> 00:28:33,914
DUKE: That's enough.
475
00:28:46,493 --> 00:28:48,128
I like this one.
476
00:28:50,164 --> 00:28:52,433
She reminds me
of somebody I used to know.
477
00:28:56,036 --> 00:28:58,038
In case
you haven't figured it out...
478
00:29:04,979 --> 00:29:08,280
Shoveled a lot of shit
in your life, haven't you?
479
00:29:08,282 --> 00:29:11,085
How would you like to hold the
keys to the kingdom for a change?
480
00:29:13,387 --> 00:29:15,521
Do you know
what it is I'm asking?
481
00:29:15,523 --> 00:29:18,524
Duke, are you sure?
482
00:29:18,526 --> 00:29:20,828
Why don't we give you
some time to think about it?
483
00:29:21,996 --> 00:29:23,130
If you survive.
484
00:29:23,964 --> 00:29:26,098
[SCREAMING]
485
00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:27,334
[THUD]
486
00:29:28,002 --> 00:29:29,136
Shit.
487
00:31:10,938 --> 00:31:12,505
Laurel, where the fuck
have you been?
488
00:31:12,507 --> 00:31:14,005
I've been calling you all night.
489
00:31:14,007 --> 00:31:16,308
And you still
haven't called Mom by the...
490
00:31:16,310 --> 00:31:17,510
Jesus fucking Christ,
what happened?
491
00:31:17,512 --> 00:31:19,044
Nothing.
492
00:31:19,046 --> 00:31:20,948
- Did somebody do this to you?
- No.
493
00:31:21,716 --> 00:31:24,650
- Laurel.
- I'm fine.
494
00:31:24,652 --> 00:31:27,087
- It's just, stupid...
- What?
495
00:31:28,021 --> 00:31:31,223
- I fell.
- What?
496
00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:34,493
I was drunk
and I didn't sleep enough
497
00:31:34,495 --> 00:31:36,428
and I fell.
498
00:31:36,430 --> 00:31:38,564
I woke up, everyone was gone.
499
00:31:38,566 --> 00:31:41,569
- You fell?
- I fell, Mark.
500
00:31:46,206 --> 00:31:47,374
[SIGHS]
501
00:31:51,378 --> 00:31:53,180
Wait, your friends
just up and bailed on you?
502
00:31:54,582 --> 00:31:55,983
I guess.
503
00:31:57,217 --> 00:31:59,351
Probably didn't know what to do
504
00:31:59,353 --> 00:32:00,487
and booked it.
505
00:32:01,656 --> 00:32:03,323
Why the fuck didn't you call me?
506
00:32:04,425 --> 00:32:07,125
Because I smashed my phone.
507
00:32:07,127 --> 00:32:08,226
Well, that's fucking great.
508
00:32:08,228 --> 00:32:09,697
Please don't tell Mom.
509
00:32:18,005 --> 00:32:19,707
Hey, do I need to take you
to the hospital?
510
00:32:21,074 --> 00:32:24,044
Mmm-mmm. I just need to rest.
511
00:32:25,647 --> 00:32:27,247
You wanna take my bed?
512
00:32:27,782 --> 00:32:30,716
LAUREL: No, I'm just
513
00:32:30,718 --> 00:32:33,353
gonna pass out right here,
if that's all right.
514
00:32:36,558 --> 00:32:38,524
Could you close
the blinds though?
515
00:32:38,526 --> 00:32:40,060
It's fucking bright in here.
516
00:32:41,763 --> 00:32:43,665
Hey, you gotta do me
a favor, though.
517
00:32:44,298 --> 00:32:46,064
Call Mom.
518
00:32:46,066 --> 00:32:48,202
Tell her you dropped your phone
in the toilet or something.
519
00:32:49,169 --> 00:32:50,971
- Okay?
- LAUREL: Mmm-hmm.
520
00:33:22,637 --> 00:33:24,037
[GROANS]
521
00:33:25,439 --> 00:33:27,709
- What time is it?
- MARK: 7:00.
522
00:33:28,308 --> 00:33:29,376
Oh.
523
00:33:30,244 --> 00:33:32,580
It feels like
I've been asleep forever.
524
00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:34,582
MARK: It's Sunday.
525
00:33:36,483 --> 00:33:37,619
Holy shit.
526
00:33:39,721 --> 00:33:41,288
MARK: You hungry?
527
00:33:42,824 --> 00:33:45,156
Not really.
528
00:33:45,158 --> 00:33:46,794
MARK: You should
eat something anyway.
529
00:33:58,372 --> 00:34:00,773
You know what? I'm okay.
530
00:34:00,775 --> 00:34:02,276
MARK: Just eat it.
531
00:34:03,878 --> 00:34:05,212
[SIGHS]
532
00:34:19,794 --> 00:34:22,262
MARK: Whoa! Hey!
533
00:34:28,636 --> 00:34:31,104
Lolo, you okay in there?
534
00:34:34,876 --> 00:34:36,376
MARK: What's going on with you?
535
00:34:37,912 --> 00:34:39,512
- Jesus.
- [LAUREL VOMITING]
536
00:34:39,514 --> 00:34:41,814
You sure you don't need
to go to the hospital?
537
00:34:41,816 --> 00:34:44,686
No. I'm fine.
538
00:34:46,286 --> 00:34:48,155
- Laurel.
- LAUREL: I'm fine!
539
00:34:50,792 --> 00:34:52,125
[GROANS]
540
00:35:00,902 --> 00:35:02,202
Okay.
541
00:35:02,837 --> 00:35:07,542
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
542
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:20,420
[GROANS] Ah.
543
00:35:30,565 --> 00:35:32,667
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
544
00:35:38,205 --> 00:35:39,339
[SQUEAKING]
545
00:35:42,242 --> 00:35:43,878
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
546
00:35:44,712 --> 00:35:45,880
[SQUEAKING]
547
00:35:55,556 --> 00:35:57,290
[MUFFLED SOBBING]
548
00:36:01,696 --> 00:36:05,198
[MUFFLED SOBBING CONTINUES]
549
00:36:08,468 --> 00:36:09,871
[GRUNTING]
550
00:36:19,614 --> 00:36:21,647
[CLANKING]
551
00:36:21,649 --> 00:36:24,952
[CLANKING CONTINUES]
552
00:36:35,763 --> 00:36:36,829
[GROWLING]
553
00:36:36,831 --> 00:36:38,498
- [GASPS]
- [KNOCKING AT DOOR]
554
00:36:39,567 --> 00:36:40,635
[SIGHS]
555
00:36:43,270 --> 00:36:44,572
[MARK SNIFFLES]
556
00:36:48,275 --> 00:36:49,476
Fuck.
557
00:36:53,848 --> 00:36:55,848
Hi, can I help you guys
with something?
558
00:36:55,850 --> 00:36:57,550
Is Laurel home?
559
00:36:57,552 --> 00:36:59,051
MARK: It's a bit late.
560
00:36:59,053 --> 00:37:00,420
Is it?
561
00:37:02,924 --> 00:37:03,958
[INAUDIBLE]
562
00:37:04,759 --> 00:37:06,794
Are you gonna
let us in or what?
563
00:37:07,995 --> 00:37:09,429
MARK: Yeah, sure.
564
00:37:11,632 --> 00:37:12,633
Hey, kid.
565
00:37:14,769 --> 00:37:17,004
- Nice boxers.
- Yeah, thanks.
566
00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:19,774
[DOOR CLOSES]
567
00:37:20,641 --> 00:37:21,909
How are you feeling?
568
00:37:23,878 --> 00:37:25,578
I'm fine.
569
00:37:25,580 --> 00:37:27,515
You were supposed to
meet us, remember?
570
00:37:28,816 --> 00:37:31,382
Yeah, sorry about that.
571
00:37:31,384 --> 00:37:32,885
Sorry about the other night.
572
00:37:32,887 --> 00:37:34,053
I'm glad you're okay.
573
00:37:34,055 --> 00:37:35,554
Whoa, whoa, wait.
574
00:37:35,556 --> 00:37:37,792
Are these the fucking assholes
who ditched you?
575
00:37:42,964 --> 00:37:44,832
No, they're not.
576
00:37:46,399 --> 00:37:48,768
Thought we'd stop by
and see if you're still down.
577
00:37:48,770 --> 00:37:51,637
Glad we found the place.
You weren't answering your phone.
578
00:37:51,639 --> 00:37:54,405
Okay, why's everyone
talking so cryptically?
579
00:37:54,407 --> 00:37:56,677
And why's she sorry
about the other night?
580
00:37:57,712 --> 00:38:00,012
LAUREL: Mark, can you just...
581
00:38:00,014 --> 00:38:01,580
Can you just go
put on some pants?
582
00:38:01,582 --> 00:38:02,984
He's fine the way he is.
583
00:38:03,951 --> 00:38:05,718
Oh, how fucking rude of me
584
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,485
to be in my living room
in boxers
585
00:38:07,487 --> 00:38:09,755
at, the middle
of the fucking night?
586
00:38:09,757 --> 00:38:11,291
Mark!
587
00:38:15,930 --> 00:38:17,064
Okay. [SIGHS]
588
00:38:20,067 --> 00:38:22,902
LAUREL: Yeah, just, um...
589
00:38:22,904 --> 00:38:24,605
Just give me a second
to get ready.
590
00:38:24,939 --> 00:38:26,007
Okay.
591
00:38:37,518 --> 00:38:39,685
- So, are you guys like...
- Vampires?
592
00:38:39,687 --> 00:38:40,755
Yup.
593
00:38:43,958 --> 00:38:45,858
Am I a vampire now?
594
00:38:45,860 --> 00:38:47,726
Do you wanna be?
595
00:38:47,728 --> 00:38:48,930
LAUREL: I don't know.
596
00:38:51,098 --> 00:38:53,032
Can vampires get drunk?
597
00:38:53,034 --> 00:38:55,102
DUKE: Bitch, you can get
as lit as you want.
598
00:39:02,442 --> 00:39:03,878
LAUREL: Were you gonna kill me?
599
00:39:06,413 --> 00:39:07,615
Does that scare you?
600
00:39:08,583 --> 00:39:09,784
LAUREL: Not really.
601
00:39:10,585 --> 00:39:11,586
Why not?
602
00:39:14,487 --> 00:39:16,858
My life's already kind of
been like a horror movie.
603
00:39:17,892 --> 00:39:19,861
Most of it. So...
604
00:39:21,863 --> 00:39:23,062
[SIGHS]
605
00:39:23,064 --> 00:39:24,532
Fuck it.
606
00:39:30,605 --> 00:39:31,973
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
607
00:39:47,755 --> 00:39:50,591
Careful, that's the last one.
608
00:39:52,026 --> 00:39:53,192
What is it?
609
00:39:53,194 --> 00:39:54,727
The cure.
610
00:39:54,729 --> 00:39:55,995
If you take it
before you feed,
611
00:39:55,997 --> 00:39:57,632
you'll turn back
into your old self.
612
00:40:00,668 --> 00:40:02,637
Now would be the time
for any questions.
613
00:40:03,938 --> 00:40:05,571
Do you guys kill people?
614
00:40:05,573 --> 00:40:06,607
Indiscriminately.
615
00:40:07,842 --> 00:40:09,143
Innocent people?
616
00:40:10,044 --> 00:40:12,077
Say it's like 80/20.
617
00:40:12,079 --> 00:40:14,513
You know, we try
to target the trolls,
618
00:40:14,515 --> 00:40:16,916
the privileged and their
apathetic trust fund kids,
619
00:40:16,918 --> 00:40:20,152
but we're not a movement.
620
00:40:20,154 --> 00:40:21,956
We're a terrorist
organization, at best.
621
00:40:24,025 --> 00:40:25,760
So, you were gonna kill me.
622
00:40:26,694 --> 00:40:27,862
Yes.
623
00:40:29,196 --> 00:40:31,030
Why?
624
00:40:31,032 --> 00:40:33,100
People you're attracted to
taste better.
625
00:40:35,169 --> 00:40:36,804
I don't wanna kill people.
626
00:40:37,605 --> 00:40:38,804
Too bad.
627
00:40:38,806 --> 00:40:40,207
DUKE: Knock it off.
628
00:40:42,877 --> 00:40:45,177
The world's a meatgrinder, kid.
629
00:40:45,179 --> 00:40:46,679
Especially if you're a woman.
630
00:40:46,681 --> 00:40:49,848
I don't think you need a Power Point
presentation to know that one's true.
631
00:40:49,850 --> 00:40:53,919
We're politically, socially,
and mythologically fucked.
632
00:40:53,921 --> 00:40:56,021
Our roles are secondary.
633
00:40:56,023 --> 00:41:00,059
Our body's suspect,
alien, other.
634
00:41:00,061 --> 00:41:03,862
We're made to be monsters,
so let's be monsters.
635
00:41:03,864 --> 00:41:06,065
Let's be gods.
636
00:41:06,067 --> 00:41:09,902
What we offer here is not
the chance to join a group,
637
00:41:09,904 --> 00:41:12,472
but the chance to
truly be an individual.
638
00:41:15,643 --> 00:41:17,078
That's the pitch.
639
00:41:23,617 --> 00:41:24,817
What about my family?
640
00:41:24,819 --> 00:41:26,151
DUKE: What about them?
641
00:41:26,153 --> 00:41:28,456
Izzy directs music videos and
visits her brother all the time.
642
00:41:30,124 --> 00:41:32,992
Frog does tattoos out of her
dad's shop in Eagle Rock.
643
00:41:32,994 --> 00:41:34,061
And Roya...
644
00:41:34,829 --> 00:41:35,894
has a cat.
645
00:41:35,896 --> 00:41:37,763
Mister Kitty.
646
00:41:37,765 --> 00:41:39,499
We stick together
because we want to.
647
00:41:40,167 --> 00:41:42,001
Because it's safer.
648
00:41:42,003 --> 00:41:43,702
But you can do
whatever you want,
649
00:41:43,704 --> 00:41:45,804
just don't break the rules.
650
00:41:45,806 --> 00:41:47,606
All right, what are the rules?
651
00:41:47,608 --> 00:41:48,907
Glad you asked.
652
00:41:48,909 --> 00:41:50,209
The first rule of Bite Club...
653
00:41:50,211 --> 00:41:51,577
Bite Club?
654
00:41:51,579 --> 00:41:52,913
Juggalos was taken.
655
00:41:53,881 --> 00:41:55,247
We don't actually have a name.
656
00:41:55,249 --> 00:41:57,149
I just... I was trying
to sound cool.
657
00:41:57,151 --> 00:41:58,250
What about Bit Girls?
658
00:41:58,252 --> 00:42:00,319
Nah, sounds like we're
part of STEM or something.
659
00:42:00,321 --> 00:42:01,822
DUKE: Anyway...
660
00:42:03,057 --> 00:42:05,124
Rule number one,
661
00:42:05,126 --> 00:42:07,760
you never glamour
another vampire.
662
00:42:07,762 --> 00:42:09,361
Okay? You never
invade their minds
663
00:42:09,363 --> 00:42:10,598
to affect their decisions.
664
00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:13,901
Rule number two.
665
00:42:14,835 --> 00:42:15,903
You kill what you eat.
666
00:42:16,871 --> 00:42:18,037
Otherwise it turns,
667
00:42:18,039 --> 00:42:20,606
and we're not ready for
that kind of expansion yet.
668
00:42:20,608 --> 00:42:22,975
All potential recruits are decided by
me, and me alone,
669
00:42:22,977 --> 00:42:24,278
but we all have veto power.
670
00:42:26,213 --> 00:42:30,017
Which brings me to our final,
and most important rule.
671
00:42:31,919 --> 00:42:34,021
You never, ever, turn a man.
672
00:42:35,056 --> 00:42:36,323
It's off limits.
673
00:42:37,191 --> 00:42:39,391
Men can't handle power.
674
00:42:39,393 --> 00:42:41,695
They have it already and look
at what they've done with it.
675
00:42:44,732 --> 00:42:45,833
What about me?
676
00:42:47,935 --> 00:42:49,737
Never crossed my mind.
677
00:42:56,377 --> 00:42:58,911
So, what do you say, ladies?
678
00:42:58,913 --> 00:43:01,816
All those in favor of Laurel
joining the V-Squad.
679
00:43:02,817 --> 00:43:03,884
Yup.
680
00:43:04,251 --> 00:43:05,252
Yeah.
681
00:43:08,789 --> 00:43:09,924
All right.
682
00:43:11,392 --> 00:43:12,660
K.
683
00:43:22,002 --> 00:43:23,604
[MUFFLED GROANING]
684
00:43:26,841 --> 00:43:28,742
[GRUNTING]
685
00:43:34,782 --> 00:43:38,050
DUKE: This is Jacob.
686
00:43:38,052 --> 00:43:39,885
When Jacob isn't listening
to Joe Rogan
687
00:43:39,887 --> 00:43:42,955
prat along about ayahuasca,
he's on Twitter
688
00:43:42,957 --> 00:43:45,224
under the user name,
shitlordshaman89
689
00:43:45,226 --> 00:43:46,358
where he tells young women
690
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,827
they deserve to be
raped to death.
691
00:43:48,829 --> 00:43:51,296
He also spends his time
growing conspiracy molds
692
00:43:51,298 --> 00:43:54,233
about the deep state and the
vile petri dish of subreddits
693
00:43:54,235 --> 00:43:56,168
with other
like-minded fucksticks.
694
00:43:56,170 --> 00:43:58,904
However,
one of these conspiracies
695
00:43:58,906 --> 00:44:01,273
involves the idea
that there's a secret cabal
696
00:44:01,275 --> 00:44:04,309
of female vampires
that stalk Los Angeles.
697
00:44:04,311 --> 00:44:06,347
Broken clocks, am I right?
698
00:44:07,381 --> 00:44:09,748
So, Jacob and his buddies,
699
00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:11,183
they get together
and they share stories
700
00:44:11,185 --> 00:44:13,018
and they fancy themselves
vampire hunters.
701
00:44:13,020 --> 00:44:15,053
Don't you, Jacob?
702
00:44:15,055 --> 00:44:16,390
- Don't you, Jacob?
- [GROANS]
703
00:44:18,425 --> 00:44:21,793
Luckily for us,
Jacob is also on Tinder
704
00:44:21,795 --> 00:44:24,429
where he goes by his full
name, Jacob Oflinger,
705
00:44:24,431 --> 00:44:26,832
and, yes, he's posing
with a fish he caught.
706
00:44:26,834 --> 00:44:31,504
He describes himself as
old-fashioned and a bit fashy.
707
00:44:31,506 --> 00:44:33,939
All it took Frog was a few
choice photos to lure him out
708
00:44:33,941 --> 00:44:35,409
of whatever baby cave
he was holed up in.
709
00:44:40,247 --> 00:44:42,247
Crunch time, kid.
710
00:44:42,249 --> 00:44:43,982
This is the part
where you take the red pill
711
00:44:43,984 --> 00:44:45,350
and kick it in wonderland,
712
00:44:45,352 --> 00:44:47,388
- or go back home to Kansas.
- [MUFFLED SCREAMING]
713
00:45:00,100 --> 00:45:01,168
That's it.
714
00:45:04,371 --> 00:45:06,373
You're nothing but a cat
with its prey.
715
00:45:15,382 --> 00:45:16,383
Do it!
716
00:45:18,219 --> 00:45:19,552
[LAUREL SIGHS]
717
00:45:19,554 --> 00:45:21,755
I'm sorry. I can't.
718
00:45:22,256 --> 00:45:23,390
I can't do it.
719
00:45:26,460 --> 00:45:28,160
No. You just need more time.
720
00:45:28,162 --> 00:45:30,028
Duke, what are you doing?
Let go of me.
721
00:45:30,030 --> 00:45:31,332
- Duke!
- Let go!
722
00:45:32,933 --> 00:45:35,000
- She's made up her mind.
- I know what I'm doing.
723
00:45:35,002 --> 00:45:36,868
Let me go! Help!
724
00:45:36,870 --> 00:45:40,272
- Let her go.
- LAUREL: Help me! Help!
725
00:45:40,274 --> 00:45:41,909
- [BEEPING]
- LAUREL: Help!
726
00:45:49,350 --> 00:45:50,550
What do we do now?
727
00:45:50,552 --> 00:45:52,417
- Nothing.
- FROG: What?
728
00:45:52,419 --> 00:45:53,954
We let her go.
729
00:45:54,556 --> 00:45:56,991
She'll learn. She'll feed.
730
00:45:58,959 --> 00:46:00,227
As for you...
731
00:46:04,265 --> 00:46:05,966
[JACOB GROANING]
732
00:46:15,342 --> 00:46:18,210
[JACOB LAUGHS]
733
00:46:18,212 --> 00:46:19,378
What's so fucking funny?
734
00:46:19,380 --> 00:46:21,081
We got you bitches in hell.
735
00:46:30,057 --> 00:46:31,358
[GROANS]
736
00:46:38,365 --> 00:46:39,931
[LAUGHING]
737
00:46:39,933 --> 00:46:42,537
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
738
00:46:50,377 --> 00:46:51,476
[GROANING]
739
00:46:51,478 --> 00:46:53,480
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
740
00:47:00,655 --> 00:47:02,555
[COUGHS]
741
00:47:02,557 --> 00:47:03,924
[PANTING]
742
00:47:07,227 --> 00:47:08,228
[CAR ALARM BEEPING]
743
00:47:14,569 --> 00:47:16,937
[PANTING]
744
00:47:21,075 --> 00:47:22,176
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
745
00:47:23,444 --> 00:47:25,143
What are you doing, man?
Fucking waste 'em.
746
00:47:25,145 --> 00:47:26,211
Yeah, hurry the fuck up!
747
00:47:26,213 --> 00:47:27,214
Come on.
748
00:47:28,949 --> 00:47:29,950
- [GUN FIRING]
- Ahhh!
749
00:47:32,654 --> 00:47:34,121
Not so fucking fast.
750
00:47:37,191 --> 00:47:38,524
You'll put...
751
00:47:38,526 --> 00:47:39,925
the flamethrower...
752
00:47:39,927 --> 00:47:40,994
down.
753
00:47:42,463 --> 00:47:43,629
Your mental bullshit
754
00:47:43,631 --> 00:47:46,198
ain't gonna work on me,
snowflake.
755
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,600
I'm linked to the master.
756
00:47:47,602 --> 00:47:49,334
- [SIGHING]
- I want the code...
757
00:47:49,336 --> 00:47:50,402
to the vault.
758
00:47:50,404 --> 00:47:51,405
Go fuck yourself.
759
00:47:52,306 --> 00:47:53,405
Ahhh!
760
00:47:53,407 --> 00:47:54,439
- [LAUGHING]
- [GROANING]
761
00:47:54,441 --> 00:47:57,109
Smoke me, motherfucker!
I'm not giving you shit.
762
00:47:57,111 --> 00:47:58,310
You don't understand.
763
00:47:58,312 --> 00:47:59,579
He promised me.
764
00:47:59,581 --> 00:48:01,012
He promised.
765
00:48:01,014 --> 00:48:02,582
So, if you want
your little friend to live
766
00:48:02,584 --> 00:48:03,649
you will release him!
767
00:48:03,651 --> 00:48:05,551
I will never release him.
768
00:48:05,553 --> 00:48:07,419
I could give two shits
and a fuck what you'll do.
769
00:48:07,421 --> 00:48:08,353
Even if I did,
770
00:48:08,355 --> 00:48:10,088
he wouldn't give you what
you wanted anyway.
771
00:48:10,090 --> 00:48:12,090
Release him! God damn it!
772
00:48:12,092 --> 00:48:13,659
Or else I'll barbeque
all of you.
773
00:48:13,661 --> 00:48:15,661
- Do it.
- Release him now.
774
00:48:15,663 --> 00:48:16,964
[FLESH TEARING]
775
00:48:24,271 --> 00:48:25,272
[GROANING]
776
00:48:35,983 --> 00:48:37,685
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
777
00:48:50,665 --> 00:48:51,666
Argh!
778
00:48:54,636 --> 00:48:56,003
[MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
779
00:49:11,385 --> 00:49:13,020
[SIGHING]
780
00:49:20,394 --> 00:49:22,628
I'd ask how you were doing,
but...
781
00:49:22,630 --> 00:49:24,597
frankly, you seem
to be doing pretty well.
782
00:49:24,599 --> 00:49:26,331
All things considered.
783
00:49:26,333 --> 00:49:27,334
[LIGHTER CLICKS]
784
00:49:28,068 --> 00:49:29,169
How is she?
785
00:49:29,737 --> 00:49:30,738
Frog?
786
00:49:32,139 --> 00:49:33,140
She'll live.
787
00:49:35,175 --> 00:49:36,176
You?
788
00:49:40,113 --> 00:49:42,249
[SIGHS] Did you come up here
to give me a speech?
789
00:49:43,183 --> 00:49:44,351
Don't flatter yourself.
790
00:49:45,753 --> 00:49:47,054
This is my thinking roof.
791
00:49:52,827 --> 00:49:54,061
What was all that?
792
00:49:55,730 --> 00:49:57,530
Maybe not right now, all right?
793
00:49:57,532 --> 00:49:59,032
No, fuck that.
I wanna know everything.
794
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:01,401
You owe me that.
795
00:50:03,203 --> 00:50:04,204
I guess I do.
796
00:50:08,643 --> 00:50:11,211
Part of the reason we stick
together is because we have to.
797
00:50:13,815 --> 00:50:15,148
Those two young guys...
798
00:50:16,316 --> 00:50:17,417
were vampire hunters.
799
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,255
That old man...
800
00:50:23,123 --> 00:50:24,391
he was a Familiar.
801
00:50:26,528 --> 00:50:28,295
Something that vampires
used to have.
802
00:50:28,696 --> 00:50:30,262
Well...
803
00:50:30,264 --> 00:50:32,397
one vampire used to have.
804
00:50:32,399 --> 00:50:34,101
DUKE: Someone to do
his dirty laundry.
805
00:50:34,702 --> 00:50:36,201
Literally,
806
00:50:36,203 --> 00:50:37,737
his dirty laundry,
807
00:50:37,739 --> 00:50:40,472
file his taxes, whatever.
808
00:50:40,474 --> 00:50:43,176
In exchange for the promise that
one day he would turn them.
809
00:50:44,812 --> 00:50:46,079
But he would never turn them.
810
00:50:49,283 --> 00:50:50,284
Who was he?
811
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:54,321
Vlad...
812
00:50:55,757 --> 00:50:56,758
Manfred...
813
00:50:58,225 --> 00:50:59,326
Castaneda.
814
00:51:01,261 --> 00:51:02,427
The Master.
815
00:51:02,429 --> 00:51:03,765
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
816
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:14,441
And?
817
00:51:15,877 --> 00:51:17,077
I'm getting there.
818
00:51:21,683 --> 00:51:23,618
In this world, it takes
a tremendous...
819
00:51:24,619 --> 00:51:26,384
amount of guts,
820
00:51:26,386 --> 00:51:29,154
for some people to merely exist.
821
00:51:29,156 --> 00:51:32,223
Much less,
be who they truly are.
822
00:51:32,225 --> 00:51:35,493
And back when I was a little
bit younger than you are now...
823
00:51:35,495 --> 00:51:38,165
to be who I wanted to be,
I had to run away from home.
824
00:51:40,702 --> 00:51:43,136
I won't bother you with
what fucking farm I came from.
825
00:51:43,871 --> 00:51:46,171
But when I was 15...
826
00:51:46,173 --> 00:51:48,275
I knew exactly where
I had to get to.
827
00:51:49,677 --> 00:51:51,144
DUKE: New York City.
828
00:51:53,881 --> 00:51:56,116
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
829
00:52:03,691 --> 00:52:05,292
But this was New York
in the '70s.
830
00:52:06,293 --> 00:52:07,627
A shithole.
831
00:52:07,629 --> 00:52:09,795
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
832
00:52:09,797 --> 00:52:12,297
And I didn't have a dime
to my name or a pot to piss in.
833
00:52:12,299 --> 00:52:13,433
But I didn't care.
834
00:52:14,636 --> 00:52:16,267
Because I was free.
835
00:52:16,269 --> 00:52:20,908
♪ You've been running down
me all night and all day ♪
836
00:52:23,210 --> 00:52:25,711
So I did what I had to do.
837
00:52:25,713 --> 00:52:29,949
♪ My brain is being drained
thinking about your hands ♪
838
00:52:29,951 --> 00:52:31,416
Whatever I had to do.
839
00:52:31,418 --> 00:52:32,952
♪ Sipping on your shadow ♪
840
00:52:32,954 --> 00:52:36,591
♪ Through an itty bitty hole
in my heart ♪
841
00:52:39,226 --> 00:52:40,227
And I fought...
842
00:52:42,429 --> 00:52:43,698
and I scraped.
843
00:52:45,332 --> 00:52:50,268
♪ Your twisted spell
has driven me sane ♪
844
00:52:50,270 --> 00:52:52,004
And I learned how to survive.
845
00:52:52,006 --> 00:52:55,576
♪ Oh, you make me wanna be the one
to take a slip on down your drain ♪
846
00:52:59,013 --> 00:53:00,447
Until finally...
847
00:53:03,985 --> 00:53:06,919
♪ Sweet, sweet sugar baby
melting on my lips... ♪
848
00:53:06,921 --> 00:53:08,455
I learned how to thrive.
849
00:53:10,658 --> 00:53:12,892
I'd found my home.
850
00:53:12,894 --> 00:53:14,560
And I'd even found my people.
851
00:53:14,562 --> 00:53:17,865
♪ Come on here, baby
put your stain up on my hips ♪
852
00:53:20,367 --> 00:53:22,935
I was exactly who I
wanted to be.
853
00:53:22,937 --> 00:53:26,038
♪ My eyes are falling out
just looking at you... ♪
854
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:27,307
And nobody...
855
00:53:29,010 --> 00:53:30,511
I mean nobody...
856
00:53:31,445 --> 00:53:33,246
was ever going to take
that away from me.
857
00:53:38,418 --> 00:53:39,453
[SWITCHBLADE OPENS]
858
00:53:43,057 --> 00:53:44,757
And that's when I met him.
859
00:53:44,759 --> 00:53:46,527
[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
860
00:53:48,495 --> 00:53:49,564
He was beautiful.
861
00:53:50,565 --> 00:53:51,666
Magnificent.
862
00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:54,602
Like an archangel.
863
00:53:56,369 --> 00:53:57,638
I was mesmerized.
864
00:53:58,773 --> 00:54:00,541
But I knew that
couldn't be right.
865
00:54:02,744 --> 00:54:06,311
I mean, I'm a full-blown,
fucking dyke.
866
00:54:06,313 --> 00:54:08,381
And here I was
drooling over this...
867
00:54:08,850 --> 00:54:09,851
man.
868
00:54:12,319 --> 00:54:13,588
I couldn't help myself.
869
00:54:18,492 --> 00:54:19,660
Because I wasn't really me.
870
00:54:23,064 --> 00:54:24,431
I was a slave.
871
00:54:26,466 --> 00:54:27,769
I was one of his brides.
872
00:54:29,804 --> 00:54:31,572
There to serve
his every depravity.
873
00:54:33,406 --> 00:54:34,909
And it was like that...
874
00:54:36,409 --> 00:54:37,444
for decades.
875
00:54:43,483 --> 00:54:44,819
It was like being trapped
inside myself.
876
00:54:46,721 --> 00:54:49,289
I was aware of who I was,
who I used to be.
877
00:54:51,626 --> 00:54:53,460
But I could do nothing
about it.
878
00:54:56,030 --> 00:54:57,031
He could shapeshift.
879
00:55:00,433 --> 00:55:01,569
Turn to mist.
880
00:55:06,140 --> 00:55:08,009
I don't know exactly,
how old he was.
881
00:55:09,010 --> 00:55:10,477
But we're talking centuries.
882
00:55:12,412 --> 00:55:14,882
And when you live that long,
the days turn to hours.
883
00:55:16,017 --> 00:55:17,752
Decades in to evenings.
884
00:55:19,554 --> 00:55:20,822
When you can never OD.
885
00:55:21,689 --> 00:55:22,690
When you can never...
886
00:55:23,291 --> 00:55:24,892
be hungover or get sick.
887
00:55:28,763 --> 00:55:30,865
The only thing you can
become addicted to...
888
00:55:32,099 --> 00:55:33,501
is the lifestyle.
889
00:55:38,172 --> 00:55:39,574
He started losing his grip.
890
00:55:42,076 --> 00:55:43,511
[SWORD UNSHEATHES]
891
00:55:49,750 --> 00:55:50,852
[GROWL]
892
00:55:51,686 --> 00:55:53,353
[SCREAMING]
893
00:56:01,562 --> 00:56:02,964
And that's when I took my shot.
894
00:56:10,705 --> 00:56:11,939
[SCREAMING]
895
00:56:15,910 --> 00:56:17,543
She was the first bride.
896
00:56:17,545 --> 00:56:19,013
The oldest and strongest of us.
897
00:56:20,815 --> 00:56:23,082
He'd saved her from some
14th century mud hut
898
00:56:23,084 --> 00:56:24,950
where her dad and uncles
fucked the goat
899
00:56:24,952 --> 00:56:26,587
when they were too drunk
to bother with her.
900
00:56:29,523 --> 00:56:30,890
But she truly loved him.
901
00:56:30,892 --> 00:56:32,126
But she knew I was right.
902
00:56:33,628 --> 00:56:34,896
His heart refused to burn...
903
00:56:36,898 --> 00:56:38,065
so I locked it away.
904
00:56:40,034 --> 00:56:41,068
And consume him...
905
00:56:42,069 --> 00:56:43,070
piece by piece.
906
00:56:52,713 --> 00:56:53,714
Why do you do that?
907
00:56:56,083 --> 00:56:57,852
Because it gives me
a taste of his power.
908
00:57:00,521 --> 00:57:02,056
It makes him my fucking slave.
909
00:57:03,925 --> 00:57:05,126
So, why not just eat the heart?
910
00:57:06,894 --> 00:57:07,895
I can't.
911
00:57:10,164 --> 00:57:12,867
Whenever I take from him I can
feel him kicking around in my head.
912
00:57:15,002 --> 00:57:17,038
I'm afraid of what will happen
if I take too much.
913
00:57:20,174 --> 00:57:22,176
So that's why we never glamour
another vampire.
914
00:57:24,645 --> 00:57:26,781
And why no man will ever be
a vampire again.
915
00:57:29,250 --> 00:57:30,549
Make no mistake,
916
00:57:30,551 --> 00:57:32,618
given enough time
and the chance,
917
00:57:32,620 --> 00:57:34,887
they would all do what he did.
918
00:57:34,889 --> 00:57:35,923
If they had the power to.
919
00:57:38,092 --> 00:57:39,694
If they knew they wouldn't
be held accountable.
920
00:57:43,698 --> 00:57:44,699
Tell me I'm wrong.
921
00:57:47,902 --> 00:57:49,236
I don't know that I can.
922
00:57:54,608 --> 00:57:56,811
I picture a world where
every woman is a vampire.
923
00:57:59,714 --> 00:58:02,149
Let men be the ones who are
afraid to fucking jog at night.
924
00:58:06,887 --> 00:58:07,888
Hey.
925
00:58:09,256 --> 00:58:10,257
Wanna see something cool?
926
00:58:12,660 --> 00:58:14,261
I don't know how much more
I can take tonight.
927
00:58:16,797 --> 00:58:17,798
No.
928
00:58:18,332 --> 00:58:19,633
This you'll like.
929
00:58:20,768 --> 00:58:21,869
This everyone likes.
930
00:58:24,071 --> 00:58:25,072
Take my hand.
931
00:58:29,310 --> 00:58:30,511
LAUREL: Okay.
932
00:58:36,617 --> 00:58:37,618
DUKE: Think happy thoughts.
933
00:58:38,285 --> 00:58:39,553
Oh, shit.
934
00:58:47,828 --> 00:58:48,829
Trust me.
935
00:59:04,178 --> 00:59:06,847
Focus on your stomach
and try to pull me in to you.
936
00:59:23,831 --> 00:59:25,764
- Whoa, slow down.
- I can't.
937
00:59:25,766 --> 00:59:26,967
[BOTH LAUGHING]
938
00:59:35,076 --> 00:59:37,711
Holy shit, I can fucking fly.
939
00:59:38,279 --> 00:59:40,112
You now know kung fu too.
940
00:59:40,114 --> 00:59:41,749
- Really?
- No.
941
00:59:43,384 --> 00:59:45,719
This is fucking amazing!
942
00:59:48,389 --> 00:59:50,889
All right, all right, Jesus.
943
00:59:50,891 --> 00:59:54,693
You know what? Let's get out of the sky before
someone sees us and we end up on the news.
944
00:59:54,695 --> 00:59:56,297
I have to ask you
something else first.
945
00:59:56,997 --> 00:59:58,664
Shoot.
946
00:59:58,666 --> 00:59:59,667
It's about the first bride.
947
01:00:01,135 --> 01:00:02,136
What about her?
948
01:00:11,278 --> 01:00:13,846
That usually doesn't happen
so fast.
949
01:00:13,848 --> 01:00:16,248
I cannot fucking believe it.
950
01:00:16,250 --> 01:00:18,152
I'm a goddamn vampire!
951
01:00:18,752 --> 01:00:19,918
I know,
952
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,387
but we can't stay here
much longer.
953
01:00:22,389 --> 01:00:24,593
- We must leave here now.
- Oh, okay.
954
01:00:30,431 --> 01:00:31,799
Thank you, for this.
955
01:00:32,399 --> 01:00:33,400
Thank you.
956
01:00:35,169 --> 01:00:36,401
I love you.
957
01:00:36,403 --> 01:00:37,404
I love you too.
958
01:00:40,774 --> 01:00:41,940
Duke, no.
959
01:00:41,942 --> 01:00:43,377
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
960
01:00:49,216 --> 01:00:50,818
[SCREAMING]
961
01:00:55,990 --> 01:00:58,090
This is the hole.
962
01:00:58,092 --> 01:00:59,660
This is where you go
if you break the rules.
963
01:01:00,494 --> 01:01:01,829
Which one did she break?
964
01:01:02,963 --> 01:01:03,964
The important one.
965
01:01:05,299 --> 01:01:08,300
So, how was she...
966
01:01:08,302 --> 01:01:10,269
The only thing that can kill
a vampire...
967
01:01:10,271 --> 01:01:11,803
is fire.
968
01:01:11,805 --> 01:01:13,874
[CRACKLING]
969
01:01:18,078 --> 01:01:19,346
And you have to burn the heart.
970
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:27,986
How long is she
going to be down there?
971
01:01:27,988 --> 01:01:29,290
As long as it takes.
972
01:01:30,891 --> 01:01:32,226
And she's all alone?
973
01:01:33,294 --> 01:01:34,862
DUKE: Can you imagine?
974
01:01:37,532 --> 01:01:38,732
No.
975
01:01:39,333 --> 01:01:40,334
Good.
976
01:01:41,368 --> 01:01:42,369
So don't fuck up.
977
01:01:52,514 --> 01:01:53,714
So, uh...
978
01:01:54,014 --> 01:01:55,080
you...
979
01:01:55,082 --> 01:01:56,784
trying to go home tonight?
980
01:01:58,786 --> 01:02:01,021
♪ I was in your video ♪
981
01:02:02,823 --> 01:02:05,092
♪ Once upon a time ♪
982
01:02:06,393 --> 01:02:08,963
♪ I was in your video ♪
983
01:02:10,064 --> 01:02:12,497
♪ You were not in mine ♪
984
01:02:12,499 --> 01:02:14,299
♪ Not in mine ♪
985
01:02:14,301 --> 01:02:16,201
♪ Not in mine ♪
986
01:02:16,203 --> 01:02:18,839
♪ Not in mine, ah ah... ♪
987
01:02:29,450 --> 01:02:30,451
What's with you?
988
01:02:31,586 --> 01:02:32,786
Are you kidding?
989
01:02:35,590 --> 01:02:36,790
It's too easy.
990
01:02:38,459 --> 01:02:39,891
So?
991
01:02:39,893 --> 01:02:41,161
So that's the problem.
992
01:02:42,396 --> 01:02:43,397
It's not me.
993
01:02:43,998 --> 01:02:45,063
Um...
994
01:02:45,065 --> 01:02:46,066
I don't think it is.
995
01:02:48,869 --> 01:02:50,237
I don't know. How do you do it?
996
01:02:50,605 --> 01:02:51,805
I just do.
997
01:02:57,244 --> 01:02:58,812
I mean, you were going
to do it to me.
998
01:03:00,615 --> 01:03:01,815
Glad I didn't.
999
01:03:02,216 --> 01:03:03,516
I'm serious.
1000
01:03:03,518 --> 01:03:05,484
[SIGHING]
1001
01:03:05,486 --> 01:03:07,419
You're still hung up
on that shit?
1002
01:03:07,421 --> 01:03:08,621
You know...
1003
01:03:08,623 --> 01:03:10,291
Maybe, I don't want
it to be easy.
1004
01:03:14,428 --> 01:03:15,429
Were you given a choice?
1005
01:03:16,030 --> 01:03:17,031
Yeah.
1006
01:03:18,198 --> 01:03:19,433
Why did you do it?
1007
01:03:21,636 --> 01:03:22,836
You don't know?
1008
01:03:24,271 --> 01:03:26,271
Agency, I guess?
1009
01:03:26,273 --> 01:03:28,175
Kicks? I mean,
I don't really think about it.
1010
01:03:30,110 --> 01:03:31,111
That's the other thing.
1011
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:35,316
I get we don't age,
that we stay the same, but...
1012
01:03:37,151 --> 01:03:39,053
what if people start
asking questions?
1013
01:03:40,154 --> 01:03:42,287
Yeah, I mean,
you got a few years.
1014
01:03:42,289 --> 01:03:43,591
People just think
you're aging well.
1015
01:03:45,492 --> 01:03:49,562
Christ, I'm going to be
18 forever.
1016
01:03:49,564 --> 01:03:53,499
There are worse fates,
than eternal youth and glamour.
1017
01:03:53,501 --> 01:03:56,170
In fact, I'm pretty sure that's why
Frog signed up in the first place.
1018
01:03:57,639 --> 01:03:58,970
[SIGHS]
1019
01:03:58,972 --> 01:03:59,973
Just think on it like this,
1020
01:04:00,874 --> 01:04:03,275
if science and medicine
keep progressing,
1021
01:04:03,277 --> 01:04:06,011
the logical endgame wouldn't
just be to just prolong life
1022
01:04:06,013 --> 01:04:08,380
but to stop death
and preserve youth, so...
1023
01:04:08,382 --> 01:04:09,617
we leapfrogged ahead.
1024
01:04:10,585 --> 01:04:11,619
[CELLPHONE VIBRATING]
1025
01:04:17,091 --> 01:04:19,157
Lolo, where are you?
1026
01:04:19,159 --> 01:04:21,694
You're ignoring me,
you're ignoring Mom.
1027
01:04:21,696 --> 01:04:24,264
I'm getting calls from Andy 'cause
you won't answer his calls either.
1028
01:04:25,366 --> 01:04:26,367
Call me back.
1029
01:04:29,036 --> 01:04:30,037
[CAR DOOR SHUTS]
1030
01:04:32,540 --> 01:04:34,039
LAUREL: Yes, Mom.
1031
01:04:34,041 --> 01:04:36,208
I'm fine, I'm having fun.
1032
01:04:36,210 --> 01:04:38,379
- Well... Bill, say hi to your daughter.
- Hi, honey.
1033
01:04:39,079 --> 01:04:40,080
Hi, Daddy.
1034
01:04:41,949 --> 01:04:43,217
You sound so tired.
1035
01:04:45,119 --> 01:04:45,984
I am.
1036
01:04:45,986 --> 01:04:47,553
Is your brother
being nice to you?
1037
01:04:47,555 --> 01:04:49,488
Yes, Mom.
1038
01:04:49,490 --> 01:04:51,091
We don't have anything to worry
about, do we?
1039
01:04:51,526 --> 01:04:53,024
No.
1040
01:04:53,026 --> 01:04:54,126
I know.
1041
01:04:54,128 --> 01:04:55,195
Yes.
1042
01:04:57,464 --> 01:04:59,333
Hold on a second,
let me grab something.
1043
01:05:01,201 --> 01:05:02,537
[DOOR CLOSES]
1044
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:08,242
Honey, what's up?
1045
01:05:09,443 --> 01:05:10,444
[SIGHS SOFTLY]
1046
01:05:15,750 --> 01:05:16,950
Nothing.
1047
01:05:18,185 --> 01:05:19,186
You promise?
1048
01:05:20,020 --> 01:05:21,453
Yes. I just...
1049
01:05:21,455 --> 01:05:22,755
I haven't gotten a lot of sleep
1050
01:05:22,757 --> 01:05:24,659
the past couple of nights
and I...
1051
01:05:25,627 --> 01:05:26,927
guess it's caught up to me.
1052
01:05:29,463 --> 01:05:31,997
Look, we know you're
experimenting and all and
1053
01:05:31,999 --> 01:05:34,433
we did the same thing
when we were your age, but
1054
01:05:34,435 --> 01:05:36,769
you're staying away from
the hard drugs, right?
1055
01:05:36,771 --> 01:05:38,771
Yes, Mom.
1056
01:05:38,773 --> 01:05:40,107
And you're not drinking
and driving?
1057
01:05:40,542 --> 01:05:42,073
No, Mom.
1058
01:05:42,075 --> 01:05:43,377
You can tell me if something
is wrong.
1059
01:05:44,111 --> 01:05:45,112
You know that?
1060
01:05:45,547 --> 01:05:46,548
I know.
1061
01:05:50,585 --> 01:05:51,751
Okay.
1062
01:05:51,753 --> 01:05:52,953
I'll stop.
1063
01:05:55,623 --> 01:05:56,722
Well, I guess I'll just
1064
01:05:56,724 --> 01:05:58,056
let you go then.
1065
01:05:58,058 --> 01:05:59,625
You know you can come back
home anytime you want, right?
1066
01:05:59,627 --> 01:06:00,628
I know.
1067
01:06:01,629 --> 01:06:02,630
You can.
1068
01:06:04,532 --> 01:06:05,533
All right.
1069
01:06:06,266 --> 01:06:07,332
Love you, honey.
1070
01:06:07,334 --> 01:06:08,335
I love you too, Mom.
1071
01:06:09,303 --> 01:06:11,071
- Bye.
- Bye.
1072
01:06:13,808 --> 01:06:15,240
Hey, you talked to Mom?
1073
01:06:15,242 --> 01:06:16,809
- Yeah.
- Cool.
1074
01:06:16,811 --> 01:06:18,376
Well, guess who I have
here for you?
1075
01:06:18,378 --> 01:06:20,378
It's Andy. He's been trying
to get a hold of you.
1076
01:06:20,380 --> 01:06:21,616
Yo, here she is.
I caught her ass.
1077
01:06:22,617 --> 01:06:24,082
Hey.
1078
01:06:24,084 --> 01:06:25,419
Hey, bitch, why have you
been ducking me?
1079
01:06:26,153 --> 01:06:27,587
Yeah.
1080
01:06:27,589 --> 01:06:29,488
I'm sorry. I really am.
1081
01:06:29,490 --> 01:06:31,058
It's just,
things have been really,
1082
01:06:31,492 --> 01:06:33,358
insane.
1083
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:36,796
I don't think I would know how
to explain it, even if I could.
1084
01:06:36,798 --> 01:06:38,764
Just do it in person.
Did Mark tell you?
1085
01:06:38,766 --> 01:06:39,732
Tell me what?
1086
01:06:39,734 --> 01:06:41,603
I am going to come
visit you next week.
1087
01:06:42,269 --> 01:06:43,571
Already bought my ticket.
1088
01:06:47,809 --> 01:06:49,009
What?
1089
01:06:49,711 --> 01:06:51,309
[SIGHS]
1090
01:06:51,311 --> 01:06:53,313
I don't know if that's
such a good idea.
1091
01:06:55,717 --> 01:06:56,718
Okay.
1092
01:06:57,652 --> 01:06:58,653
You just...
1093
01:07:00,588 --> 01:07:01,589
Why not?
1094
01:07:02,489 --> 01:07:03,490
It's just...
1095
01:07:04,626 --> 01:07:05,793
I'm going through...
1096
01:07:06,493 --> 01:07:07,793
something.
1097
01:07:07,795 --> 01:07:09,094
So am I.
1098
01:07:09,096 --> 01:07:10,765
I'm sorry, I really am.
1099
01:07:12,399 --> 01:07:15,267
Fucking classic, I knew
this shit was gonna happen.
1100
01:07:15,269 --> 01:07:17,770
Andy, it has nothing
to do with you, I promise.
1101
01:07:17,772 --> 01:07:18,773
It's just...
1102
01:07:22,544 --> 01:07:23,545
Andy?
1103
01:07:31,151 --> 01:07:32,352
[SIGHS WEARILY]
1104
01:07:33,555 --> 01:07:35,690
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
1105
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:56,711
[HEART BEATING]
1106
01:08:05,853 --> 01:08:07,321
[SIGHS SOFTLY]
1107
01:08:16,496 --> 01:08:17,497
Boo.
1108
01:08:21,301 --> 01:08:23,805
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]
1109
01:08:35,248 --> 01:08:37,284
Inland fucking empire.
1110
01:08:37,852 --> 01:08:38,951
Ew.
1111
01:08:38,953 --> 01:08:40,153
Of course they'd be here.
1112
01:08:48,563 --> 01:08:49,929
Oh, shit.
1113
01:08:49,931 --> 01:08:52,965
- [ALARM BLARING]
- We've prepared for this, everyone stay frosty.
1114
01:08:52,967 --> 01:08:55,433
Right, captain fucking
20 year old.
1115
01:08:55,435 --> 01:08:57,268
Get the chargers
and napalm ready.
1116
01:08:57,270 --> 01:09:00,338
We blow these bitches to kingdom
come, if they step foot in here.
1117
01:09:00,340 --> 01:09:02,374
We know they aren't
impervious to bullets
1118
01:09:02,376 --> 01:09:04,409
and we know fire kills them.
1119
01:09:04,411 --> 01:09:06,444
This is our moment.
1120
01:09:06,446 --> 01:09:07,479
All in.
1121
01:09:07,481 --> 01:09:08,781
I told you, we should
get the fuck out of here.
1122
01:09:08,783 --> 01:09:12,652
Mind your surroundings and stand
tight now, we're safe together.
1123
01:09:12,654 --> 01:09:13,655
[GLASS BREAKING]
1124
01:09:18,325 --> 01:09:20,760
[THUNDERCLAP]
1125
01:09:20,762 --> 01:09:22,862
Why do they always think
we don't have weapons?
1126
01:09:22,864 --> 01:09:24,431
[FIRE BLAZING]
1127
01:09:30,972 --> 01:09:32,203
I gotta go.
1128
01:09:32,205 --> 01:09:34,774
- Wait, you just fucking got here.
- I know, I've got plans.
1129
01:09:34,776 --> 01:09:36,441
Oh... I see.
1130
01:09:36,443 --> 01:09:37,910
Shadows me my whole life,
1131
01:09:37,912 --> 01:09:40,846
steals my taste in music, worships
at my feet but now I'm the lame one.
1132
01:09:40,848 --> 01:09:42,548
Look...
1133
01:09:42,550 --> 01:09:46,952
Oh, no, it's cool, it's cool. I'd be hanging
out at spice world too, if I was you.
1134
01:09:46,954 --> 01:09:48,756
Hey, you sure they wouldn't wanna
just come hang out with us here?
1135
01:09:49,090 --> 01:09:50,589
I'm sure.
1136
01:09:50,591 --> 01:09:51,592
Okay, fine.
1137
01:09:52,593 --> 01:09:53,594
- Love you.
- Yup.
1138
01:09:55,362 --> 01:09:56,729
[DOOR CLOSES]
1139
01:09:56,731 --> 01:09:57,732
Call of Duty?
1140
01:09:59,734 --> 01:10:00,833
Your new digs.
1141
01:10:00,835 --> 01:10:01,836
[HELICOPTER FLYING OVERHEAD]
1142
01:10:02,103 --> 01:10:03,303
Go nuts.
1143
01:10:04,605 --> 01:10:05,606
Thanks.
1144
01:10:07,340 --> 01:10:08,341
Welcome home.
1145
01:10:10,611 --> 01:10:11,612
What? No coffin?
1146
01:10:14,549 --> 01:10:15,815
Why would we do that?
1147
01:10:15,817 --> 01:10:17,850
Uh, 'cause it's dope.
1148
01:10:17,852 --> 01:10:19,352
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
1149
01:10:20,722 --> 01:10:22,355
♪ Down the street ♪
1150
01:10:24,726 --> 01:10:26,728
♪ Every type of person ♪
1151
01:10:30,665 --> 01:10:32,698
Layman.
1152
01:10:32,700 --> 01:10:34,867
Honestly, I don't, I don't
think it could be described
1153
01:10:34,869 --> 01:10:37,572
for the layman. That was...
That was the chemistry... [CHUCKLES]
1154
01:10:40,675 --> 01:10:41,843
Guy's an idiot.
1155
01:10:45,813 --> 01:10:47,247
♪ I love LA ♪
1156
01:10:48,616 --> 01:10:50,317
♪ I love LA ♪
1157
01:10:51,451 --> 01:10:52,718
♪ I love LA... ♪
1158
01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:54,486
I wouldn't call myself
a feminist.
1159
01:10:54,488 --> 01:10:56,522
And not because I don't agree,
of course...
1160
01:10:56,524 --> 01:10:57,992
I agree with feminism.
1161
01:11:01,495 --> 01:11:02,797
♪ Talking ♪
1162
01:11:04,565 --> 01:11:06,599
I just think that by
saying I'm a feminist
1163
01:11:06,601 --> 01:11:07,767
implies that I'm already there.
1164
01:11:07,769 --> 01:11:10,403
That I have the answers and I...
I have done all the work.
1165
01:11:15,076 --> 01:11:16,309
♪ I'm calling ♪
1166
01:11:18,045 --> 01:11:19,479
♪ On the phone ♪
1167
01:11:21,883 --> 01:11:25,987
♪ Put a quarter in
and listen to my ringtone ♪
1168
01:11:27,588 --> 01:11:30,455
And I don't think honestly a man
can be a feminist.
1169
01:11:30,457 --> 01:11:32,392
Men right now, I think they need
to step out of the way.
1170
01:11:34,427 --> 01:11:36,463
They need to step out of the way
and they need to what?
1171
01:11:37,464 --> 01:11:38,531
Listen.
1172
01:11:38,533 --> 01:11:39,598
[GLASS CLINKS]
1173
01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:41,769
♪ I don't want to leave today ♪
1174
01:11:59,554 --> 01:12:01,321
♪ I love LA ♪
1175
01:12:02,590 --> 01:12:03,825
♪ I love LA ♪
1176
01:12:05,993 --> 01:12:07,628
♪ I love LA ♪
1177
01:12:08,763 --> 01:12:11,098
♪ I don't want to leave today ♪
1178
01:12:13,568 --> 01:12:14,602
♪ LA ♪
1179
01:12:16,504 --> 01:12:17,505
♪ LA ♪
1180
01:12:19,406 --> 01:12:21,742
♪ I don't want
to leave today ♪
1181
01:12:25,412 --> 01:12:30,883
♪ I've been walking
the same road ♪
1182
01:12:30,885 --> 01:12:35,888
♪ Don't know which way
I'm going ♪
1183
01:12:35,890 --> 01:12:38,092
♪ Wasted ♪
1184
01:12:39,827 --> 01:12:43,097
♪ Lost in a daydream ♪
1185
01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:48,135
♪ Long gone ♪
1186
01:12:49,670 --> 01:12:53,107
♪ Been dead for so long ♪
1187
01:12:58,212 --> 01:13:04,451
♪ I wanna burn in the
fire of love all right ♪
1188
01:13:08,990 --> 01:13:10,756
DUKE: You know,
you gonna have to feed.
1189
01:13:10,758 --> 01:13:12,093
[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]
1190
01:13:25,539 --> 01:13:26,607
Sooner or later.
1191
01:13:30,578 --> 01:13:32,580
[RETCHING]
1192
01:13:38,786 --> 01:13:39,787
You all right?
1193
01:13:41,155 --> 01:13:42,156
I am fine.
1194
01:13:43,057 --> 01:13:44,857
I'm just, uh...
1195
01:13:44,859 --> 01:13:46,394
I'm waiting for my Uber.
1196
01:13:48,229 --> 01:13:49,429
[MUMBLING]
1197
01:13:49,830 --> 01:13:51,096
Uh...
1198
01:13:51,098 --> 01:13:52,533
Hey, oh, what's your name?
1199
01:13:54,235 --> 01:13:55,668
Laurel.
1200
01:13:55,670 --> 01:13:57,036
I'm Cici.
1201
01:13:57,038 --> 01:13:58,039
Like two C's...
1202
01:13:58,739 --> 01:13:59,740
C-C together.
1203
01:14:01,676 --> 01:14:02,677
Yeah, I got it.
1204
01:14:04,679 --> 01:14:08,047
Hey, you wouldn't happen
to have a cigarette, would you?
1205
01:14:08,049 --> 01:14:10,983
- Oh, um...
- Um... let me.
1206
01:14:10,985 --> 01:14:12,153
Oh, if you would...
1207
01:14:13,988 --> 01:14:16,456
There we go, I got one.
1208
01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:20,628
- Hmm.
- Here.
1209
01:14:26,734 --> 01:14:27,835
[LIGHTER CLICKING]
1210
01:14:29,236 --> 01:14:31,072
[HEARTBEAT GETTING LOUDER]
1211
01:14:39,146 --> 01:14:40,748
Ah, thank you.
1212
01:14:45,086 --> 01:14:48,120
- Hello.
- Oh, huh. You're welcome.
1213
01:14:48,122 --> 01:14:51,323
- Um... have a good night.
- Yeah, here's your lighter back.
1214
01:14:51,325 --> 01:14:54,061
Oh, I'm sorry.
1215
01:14:56,964 --> 01:14:57,999
[SCREAMS]
1216
01:15:01,702 --> 01:15:02,703
- Help!
- Shit!
1217
01:15:02,970 --> 01:15:03,971
Ahhh.
1218
01:15:04,672 --> 01:15:06,007
[FLESH RIPPING]
1219
01:15:11,746 --> 01:15:14,313
- What the hell are you doing?
- What are you doing here?
1220
01:15:14,315 --> 01:15:16,081
Making sure you don't do
anything stupid.
1221
01:15:16,083 --> 01:15:18,083
- You are watching me?
- Yeah.
1222
01:15:18,085 --> 01:15:20,119
And good thing I was too.
1223
01:15:20,121 --> 01:15:23,722
I'm so profoundly bored
by your crisis of conscience.
1224
01:15:23,724 --> 01:15:25,624
I'm gonna need you to get
with the fucking program.
1225
01:15:25,626 --> 01:15:26,925
Well, you said I could
do whatever.
1226
01:15:26,927 --> 01:15:28,162
Not if it's going
to get you killed.
1227
01:15:29,163 --> 01:15:31,296
Or better yet, get us killed.
1228
01:15:31,298 --> 01:15:32,698
You wanna be trigger shy?
1229
01:15:32,700 --> 01:15:34,099
Fine.
1230
01:15:34,101 --> 01:15:36,137
The longer you fight the hunger,
the bigger the mistake you'll make.
1231
01:15:36,704 --> 01:15:37,838
Trust me.
1232
01:15:38,105 --> 01:15:39,206
Come on.
1233
01:15:47,615 --> 01:15:48,783
[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]
1234
01:16:12,907 --> 01:16:13,908
[DOOR SLAMS]
1235
01:16:17,178 --> 01:16:18,777
What's going on?
1236
01:16:18,779 --> 01:16:20,014
Andy tried to kill himself.
1237
01:16:20,714 --> 01:16:22,214
What?
1238
01:16:22,216 --> 01:16:23,751
He swallowed
a bottle of aspirin.
1239
01:16:24,218 --> 01:16:25,751
He's not dead.
1240
01:16:25,753 --> 01:16:28,856
His liver is fucked and he's in
intensive care, but he's gonna be fine.
1241
01:16:30,791 --> 01:16:31,926
He left a note, I guess.
1242
01:16:32,561 --> 01:16:33,828
No idea what it says, but...
1243
01:16:35,696 --> 01:16:36,862
Yeah.
1244
01:16:36,864 --> 01:16:38,330
I'm sorry.
1245
01:16:38,332 --> 01:16:40,234
I wanted to tell you in person.
1246
01:16:43,204 --> 01:16:44,605
- Why didn't he...
- Call you?
1247
01:16:45,940 --> 01:16:47,808
Nobody's been able to get a hold
of you at all.
1248
01:16:58,152 --> 01:16:59,753
I think I need some help.
1249
01:17:03,257 --> 01:17:04,258
No.
1250
01:17:05,025 --> 01:17:06,026
No.
1251
01:17:06,961 --> 01:17:08,360
Not this time.
1252
01:17:08,362 --> 01:17:10,131
I can't do this anymore.
1253
01:17:11,398 --> 01:17:13,999
Do what anymore?
1254
01:17:14,001 --> 01:17:16,702
Why the fuck do you think
I moved so far away, huh?
1255
01:17:16,704 --> 01:17:19,338
I don't know...
To be an actor, I guess.
1256
01:17:19,340 --> 01:17:21,942
Which you haven't once
asked me about, by the way.
1257
01:17:22,977 --> 01:17:24,044
But, no, that's not it.
1258
01:17:28,782 --> 01:17:30,017
To get away from me?
1259
01:17:30,951 --> 01:17:31,952
Yes.
1260
01:17:32,820 --> 01:17:34,321
Why? Do I embarrass you?
1261
01:17:35,756 --> 01:17:36,989
No.
1262
01:17:36,991 --> 01:17:37,992
No, fuck you.
1263
01:17:38,792 --> 01:17:39,927
I was never embarrassed.
1264
01:17:40,261 --> 01:17:41,426
Ever!
1265
01:17:41,428 --> 01:17:43,929
Don't you dare try
and accuse me of that.
1266
01:17:43,931 --> 01:17:45,764
I always stuck by you.
1267
01:17:45,766 --> 01:17:47,500
Through all the fighting
and the family therapy
1268
01:17:47,502 --> 01:17:50,302
and every time you tried to
swallow a fucking bottle of pills.
1269
01:17:50,304 --> 01:17:52,938
Through every emotional
goddamn ringer.
1270
01:17:52,940 --> 01:17:55,841
I was always there and I
always stood up for you.
1271
01:17:55,843 --> 01:17:57,144
Especially to Mom and Dad.
1272
01:17:57,579 --> 01:17:58,977
And I'm so glad
1273
01:17:58,979 --> 01:18:02,447
that everything's all peachy keen
between you all now, I really am.
1274
01:18:02,449 --> 01:18:05,751
But I'm sick of being involved
in your drama.
1275
01:18:05,753 --> 01:18:08,521
My life is not
defined by you anymore.
1276
01:18:08,523 --> 01:18:12,257
You know when people call me, the
first thing they ask is if you're okay?
1277
01:18:12,259 --> 01:18:14,226
"How's Laurel? Is she okay?"
1278
01:18:14,228 --> 01:18:16,428
"Poor thing,
I hope she's doing better."
1279
01:18:16,430 --> 01:18:18,363
Nobody ever asks if I'm okay.
1280
01:18:18,365 --> 01:18:20,399
But guess what? I'm not,
1281
01:18:20,401 --> 01:18:21,733
and neither was your friend.
1282
01:18:21,735 --> 01:18:24,403
And maybe if you weren't out
kicking ass with the cheetah girls,
1283
01:18:24,405 --> 01:18:26,405
you'd have fucking noticed.
1284
01:18:26,407 --> 01:18:29,074
Don't you for a second
blame this on me.
1285
01:18:29,076 --> 01:18:31,478
I never stood in the way
of you becoming who you are.
1286
01:18:32,146 --> 01:18:34,112
But it turns out who you are
1287
01:18:34,114 --> 01:18:35,316
is a selfish bitch.
1288
01:18:43,457 --> 01:18:44,892
Mark.
1289
01:18:45,292 --> 01:18:46,327
Shit.
1290
01:18:51,865 --> 01:18:53,767
Fuck! Come on, Mark.
1291
01:18:54,068 --> 01:18:55,135
Come on.
1292
01:18:57,838 --> 01:18:58,872
Mark!
1293
01:18:59,974 --> 01:19:00,975
Mark...
1294
01:19:03,177 --> 01:19:04,245
Mark...
1295
01:19:07,982 --> 01:19:09,283
[TIRES SCREECHING]
1296
01:19:12,286 --> 01:19:13,320
- Come on.
- Ugh.
1297
01:19:15,389 --> 01:19:16,390
[DOOR SLAMS]
1298
01:19:16,924 --> 01:19:17,925
Help me!
1299
01:19:18,392 --> 01:19:19,393
Help!
1300
01:19:20,894 --> 01:19:21,895
Help me!
1301
01:19:23,397 --> 01:19:24,398
You're gonna be okay.
1302
01:19:25,533 --> 01:19:26,599
Help!
1303
01:19:26,601 --> 01:19:28,200
- You're gonna be fine.
- [GROANING]
1304
01:19:28,202 --> 01:19:29,203
Help me!
1305
01:19:30,137 --> 01:19:32,070
[COUGHING]
1306
01:19:32,072 --> 01:19:34,942
What the fuck are you guys
just looking at? Help me!
1307
01:19:38,912 --> 01:19:40,112
Duke!
1308
01:19:40,114 --> 01:19:41,413
Duke, I'm so sorry.
1309
01:19:41,415 --> 01:19:43,015
What have you done?
1310
01:19:43,017 --> 01:19:44,149
I messed up.
1311
01:19:44,151 --> 01:19:45,518
Is that who I think it is?
1312
01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:46,586
[MARK COUGHS]
1313
01:19:46,588 --> 01:19:48,186
Laurel, no.
1314
01:19:48,188 --> 01:19:51,189
He hasn't fed yet too, please,
I just need the cure.
1315
01:19:51,191 --> 01:19:53,526
- Please, I'll do anything.
- The cure?
1316
01:19:53,528 --> 01:19:58,030
You can throw me in the hole for however long,
five years, 10 years. I don't give a fuck.
1317
01:19:58,032 --> 01:19:59,300
Just, please.
1318
01:20:05,339 --> 01:20:07,105
You mean this cure?
1319
01:20:07,107 --> 01:20:08,974
God, thank you.
1320
01:20:08,976 --> 01:20:11,443
It's an aeroplane bottle of Everclear,
with the label scratched off.
1321
01:20:11,445 --> 01:20:12,446
What?
1322
01:20:16,250 --> 01:20:17,985
There is no fucking cure.
1323
01:20:19,887 --> 01:20:20,988
We were just gonna kill you.
1324
01:20:24,391 --> 01:20:25,926
Tough titties, kid.
1325
01:20:26,594 --> 01:20:27,595
No.
1326
01:20:28,530 --> 01:20:30,395
I'm sorry, but you brought
this on yourself.
1327
01:20:30,397 --> 01:20:32,931
Duke, don't you fucking touch
my brother.
1328
01:20:32,933 --> 01:20:34,099
[COUGHS]
1329
01:20:34,101 --> 01:20:35,102
Laurel.
1330
01:20:35,770 --> 01:20:37,971
Either you kill him or I do.
1331
01:20:39,239 --> 01:20:40,240
MARK: What's going on?
1332
01:20:41,576 --> 01:20:43,344
You have about five seconds
to decide.
1333
01:20:44,978 --> 01:20:46,514
Okay, just... back off.
1334
01:20:47,414 --> 01:20:48,415
Give me some space.
1335
01:20:49,450 --> 01:20:50,451
MARK: Laurel.
1336
01:20:51,686 --> 01:20:53,085
[GROANING]
1337
01:20:53,087 --> 01:20:54,088
Laurel.
1338
01:20:55,557 --> 01:20:56,558
Run.
1339
01:20:57,324 --> 01:20:58,325
[BOTTLE SHATTERS]
1340
01:21:07,267 --> 01:21:08,869
Fuck.
1341
01:21:09,637 --> 01:21:10,904
[STEAM HISSES]
1342
01:21:11,639 --> 01:21:13,006
[SCREAMING]
1343
01:21:15,710 --> 01:21:17,344
What are you gonna do?
Kill us all?
1344
01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:20,513
When are you going to grow up?
1345
01:21:20,515 --> 01:21:22,147
Look around you.
1346
01:21:22,149 --> 01:21:24,617
How long are you gonna remain
a fucking teenager?
1347
01:21:24,619 --> 01:21:26,320
I never got to be one.
1348
01:21:27,254 --> 01:21:28,523
He took it from me.
1349
01:21:29,390 --> 01:21:30,391
Get over it.
1350
01:21:33,394 --> 01:21:34,596
[GRENADE BLASTS]
1351
01:21:38,065 --> 01:21:39,066
Let's go, okay?
1352
01:22:26,748 --> 01:22:29,584
And what were all you ladies
bickering about?
1353
01:22:32,352 --> 01:22:34,219
[PANTING]
1354
01:22:34,221 --> 01:22:35,222
Mark...
1355
01:22:36,156 --> 01:22:37,559
Laurel, huh?
1356
01:22:39,159 --> 01:22:40,693
Stop the car.
1357
01:22:40,695 --> 01:22:42,095
We're not stopping
the fucking car.
1358
01:22:43,130 --> 01:22:45,065
Stop the car.
1359
01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:47,365
Okay.
1360
01:22:47,367 --> 01:22:48,368
VLAD: I don't know
any of you.
1361
01:22:52,139 --> 01:22:54,141
But I know you know who I am.
1362
01:22:56,511 --> 01:22:57,712
And I know what
you've been told.
1363
01:23:00,815 --> 01:23:03,585
How dare you sit
in judgment of me.
1364
01:23:06,086 --> 01:23:08,121
What was that line
from that movie?
1365
01:23:09,591 --> 01:23:12,993
Most people will never have
to know what they're capable of.
1366
01:23:14,662 --> 01:23:16,662
Once, I was benevolent.
1367
01:23:16,664 --> 01:23:18,298
Once, I was heroic.
1368
01:23:19,701 --> 01:23:22,436
Once, I was charitable.
Once, I was cruel.
1369
01:23:24,572 --> 01:23:26,171
Once, I was cruel
1370
01:23:26,173 --> 01:23:28,576
and once, I was decadent.
1371
01:23:29,644 --> 01:23:31,142
All these things,
1372
01:23:31,144 --> 01:23:33,646
I have been and more
and yet you insist
1373
01:23:33,648 --> 01:23:36,183
on painting me
with one single brush.
1374
01:23:36,751 --> 01:23:38,452
Just because I what?
1375
01:23:40,420 --> 01:23:41,723
Made you feel love?
1376
01:23:43,357 --> 01:23:46,358
Plucked you from obscurity
and gave you eternal life?
1377
01:23:46,360 --> 01:23:48,028
How horrible.
1378
01:23:49,496 --> 01:23:50,532
Rule number one.
1379
01:23:52,432 --> 01:23:55,570
No glamouring another vampire,
that's the way you have it, right?
1380
01:23:57,371 --> 01:23:58,372
Yet...
1381
01:24:00,508 --> 01:24:03,410
I can feel my glamour
in the air.
1382
01:24:06,480 --> 01:24:07,749
Did you ever tell them?
1383
01:24:11,686 --> 01:24:13,721
You all had no idea, did you?
1384
01:24:16,791 --> 01:24:18,758
Oh, it's subtle
1385
01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:20,327
to be sure, but it's there.
1386
01:24:22,329 --> 01:24:23,497
She's in your heads.
1387
01:24:25,265 --> 01:24:26,634
Nudging your decisions.
1388
01:24:28,570 --> 01:24:31,706
Using my stolen power,
to influence your lives.
1389
01:24:33,575 --> 01:24:34,642
It isn't true.
1390
01:24:36,811 --> 01:24:37,812
Hey.
1391
01:24:38,746 --> 01:24:40,913
Who am I to judge?
1392
01:24:40,915 --> 01:24:43,583
Whatever makes you attractive,
right? Well...
1393
01:24:43,585 --> 01:24:45,285
all that's over now.
1394
01:24:47,321 --> 01:24:48,388
Is that true?
1395
01:24:50,457 --> 01:24:51,458
Tell them.
1396
01:24:53,460 --> 01:24:54,461
Duke.
1397
01:24:58,198 --> 01:25:01,368
I did it, to make it easier
to help you.
1398
01:25:03,203 --> 01:25:04,471
VLAD: And there we have it.
1399
01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:08,108
Don't be too harsh
on her though, girls.
1400
01:25:21,522 --> 01:25:22,523
You know...
1401
01:25:24,191 --> 01:25:27,660
it's been so long,
I think I need to celebrate.
1402
01:25:27,662 --> 01:25:30,328
A night on the town,
what do you think?
1403
01:25:30,330 --> 01:25:32,197
Maybe,
1404
01:25:32,199 --> 01:25:33,868
dress you up all nice and foxy.
1405
01:25:36,738 --> 01:25:37,739
Mmm.
1406
01:25:39,907 --> 01:25:40,908
On the other hand...
1407
01:25:43,410 --> 01:25:44,977
[HEART BEATING]
1408
01:25:44,979 --> 01:25:47,214
I think I'd rather
just kill you.
1409
01:26:00,795 --> 01:26:01,796
[LAUREL CLEARS THROAT]
1410
01:26:04,766 --> 01:26:06,433
Who do we have here?
1411
01:26:24,752 --> 01:26:26,587
I suppose,
it is the new millennium.
1412
01:26:27,655 --> 01:26:28,656
[LIGHTER CLICKS]
1413
01:26:31,291 --> 01:26:32,958
A-ha.
1414
01:26:32,960 --> 01:26:35,495
Not sure you've been
paying attention, but...
1415
01:26:36,898 --> 01:26:38,265
[VLAD SCREAMS]
1416
01:27:01,488 --> 01:27:02,824
[SIGHS WEARILY]
1417
01:27:24,512 --> 01:27:25,513
Laurel.
1418
01:27:30,785 --> 01:27:32,754
I suppose you'll reconsider
my brother.
1419
01:27:33,654 --> 01:27:34,856
He'll turn cruel.
1420
01:27:35,690 --> 01:27:37,690
You watch and learn.
1421
01:27:37,692 --> 01:27:39,927
Maybe you need some time
to think about it then.
1422
01:27:51,873 --> 01:27:54,008
So, what do you guys say
we come up with some new rules?
1423
01:27:55,643 --> 01:27:57,410
MARK: So... vampires, huh?
1424
01:27:59,479 --> 01:28:01,714
- Yeah.
- Great.
1425
01:28:01,716 --> 01:28:02,717
I'm sorry.
1426
01:28:05,052 --> 01:28:06,386
This is so fucked.
1427
01:28:07,420 --> 01:28:08,788
I don't want this.
1428
01:28:08,790 --> 01:28:09,891
I don't wanna
even be a vampire.
1429
01:28:10,758 --> 01:28:12,124
Neither did I.
1430
01:28:12,126 --> 01:28:14,529
- Life's full of shit you never think should happen.
- [SCOFFING]
1431
01:28:15,997 --> 01:28:17,495
And it does.
1432
01:28:17,497 --> 01:28:18,564
You should just kill me.
1433
01:28:18,566 --> 01:28:19,565
No.
1434
01:28:19,567 --> 01:28:21,967
I don't want to drink
fucking blood, Laurel.
1435
01:28:21,969 --> 01:28:23,869
Then, don't.
1436
01:28:23,871 --> 01:28:25,540
We'll figure this out,
we've got time.
1437
01:28:26,941 --> 01:28:27,942
What if she's right?
1438
01:28:28,776 --> 01:28:30,743
What if I turn... cruel?
1439
01:28:30,745 --> 01:28:32,511
Fuck that.
1440
01:28:32,513 --> 01:28:35,781
Look, just 'cause you're a dude doesn't mean
you have an excuse to become a shithead.
1441
01:28:35,783 --> 01:28:37,618
Control your goddamn behavior
and you'll be fine.
1442
01:28:38,753 --> 01:28:39,754
Or what?
1443
01:28:41,622 --> 01:28:42,755
Or...
1444
01:28:42,757 --> 01:28:43,758
else.
1445
01:28:48,529 --> 01:28:49,831
Mark, I'm sorry.
1446
01:28:50,698 --> 01:28:51,699
For everything.
1447
01:28:53,433 --> 01:28:56,401
We can do this together.
1448
01:28:56,403 --> 01:28:58,906
I've got your back, I will do
my best to never let you down.
1449
01:29:00,842 --> 01:29:02,944
You know, maybe we have a chance
to do something here.
1450
01:29:04,779 --> 01:29:05,780
Like what?
1451
01:29:06,180 --> 01:29:07,380
I don't know.
1452
01:29:08,916 --> 01:29:13,085
I picture a world where
everyone's a vampire.
1453
01:29:13,087 --> 01:29:16,524
'Cause then we'd all be forced to deal with
each other until we figure our shit out.
1454
01:29:20,161 --> 01:29:21,596
I'm fucking scared, Lolo.
1455
01:29:22,930 --> 01:29:23,931
It's gonna be okay.
1456
01:29:28,836 --> 01:29:29,837
So what do we do now?
1457
01:29:32,006 --> 01:29:35,042
Maybe what everyone with power
should do and never does.
1458
01:29:36,744 --> 01:29:37,745
Share it.
1459
01:30:04,572 --> 01:30:05,840
[CREAKING]
1460
01:30:06,641 --> 01:30:08,042
[HEART BEATING]
1461
01:30:20,788 --> 01:30:21,822
Who's next?
1462
01:30:33,834 --> 01:30:35,067
Well, that was fun,
1463
01:30:35,069 --> 01:30:38,070
I hope they make more of these
and I promise there's no way
1464
01:30:38,072 --> 01:30:39,907
I'd get pregnant
in the fourth one.
1465
01:30:39,909 --> 01:30:44,909
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1466
01:31:05,766 --> 01:31:08,834
♪ Why are you so cold? ♪
1467
01:31:08,836 --> 01:31:12,506
♪ I'm on the outside looking in ♪
1468
01:31:13,274 --> 01:31:16,777
♪ And you won't let me go ♪
1469
01:31:17,745 --> 01:31:21,714
♪ With you I never win ♪
1470
01:31:21,716 --> 01:31:25,751
♪ Do I have to explain
what you don't know ♪
1471
01:31:25,753 --> 01:31:29,822
♪ Does this have to come undone ♪
1472
01:31:29,824 --> 01:31:34,560
♪ 'Cause I'm already livin'
so low ♪
1473
01:31:34,562 --> 01:31:37,329
♪ But I'm not the only one ♪
1474
01:31:37,331 --> 01:31:39,934
♪ No, you won't tear me down ♪
1475
01:31:41,202 --> 01:31:43,871
♪ No, you won't tear me down ♪
1476
01:31:45,573 --> 01:31:47,975
♪ No, you won't tear me down ♪
1477
01:31:49,677 --> 01:31:52,113
♪ No, you won't tear me down ♪
1478
01:31:53,981 --> 01:31:56,081
♪ No, you won't tear me down ♪
1479
01:31:56,083 --> 01:31:59,618
♪ Tower on the hill ♪
1480
01:31:59,620 --> 01:32:02,690
♪ Where you kept me
locked away ♪
1481
01:32:04,225 --> 01:32:07,760
♪ And how can you live
with yourself ♪
1482
01:32:07,762 --> 01:32:11,730
♪ When you know that you've
caused so much pain ♪
1483
01:32:11,732 --> 01:32:15,968
♪ I'm about to explain what you
don't know ♪
1484
01:32:15,970 --> 01:32:20,239
♪ 'Cause when everything's said
and done ♪
1485
01:32:20,241 --> 01:32:24,877
♪ 'Cause I'm already
livin' so low ♪
1486
01:32:24,879 --> 01:32:27,880
♪ But I'm not the only one ♪
1487
01:32:27,882 --> 01:32:30,217
♪ No, you won't tear me down ♪
1488
01:32:31,919 --> 01:32:34,688
♪ No, you won't tear me down ♪
1489
01:32:35,990 --> 01:32:38,926
♪ No, you won't tear me down ♪
1490
01:32:40,194 --> 01:32:42,797
♪ No, you won't tear me down ♪
1491
01:32:44,398 --> 01:32:46,934
♪ No, you won't tear me down ♪
1492
01:33:03,184 --> 01:33:10,157
♪ Feel the ground beneath
your feet closing in ♪
1493
01:33:11,292 --> 01:33:15,694
♪ And as you fade away from me ♪
1494
01:33:15,696 --> 01:33:18,230
♪ My life will begin ♪
1495
01:33:18,232 --> 01:33:22,201
♪ No, you won't tear me down ♪
1496
01:33:22,203 --> 01:33:25,372
♪ No, you won't tear me down ♪
1497
01:33:26,407 --> 01:33:29,343
♪ No, you won't tear me down ♪
1498
01:33:30,711 --> 01:33:33,247
♪ No, you won't tear me down ♪
1499
01:33:35,082 --> 01:33:37,182
♪ No, you won't tear me down ♪
1500
01:33:37,184 --> 01:33:43,624
♪ Feel the ground beneath
your feet closing in ♪
1501
01:33:45,092 --> 01:33:49,228
♪ And as you fade away from me ♪
1502
01:33:49,230 --> 01:33:51,966
♪ My life will begin ♪