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["Steel Sharpens Steel"
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♪ Hell yeah ♪
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♪ Steel ♪
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- ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
- ♪ Sharpens steel ♪
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♪ Steel sharpens steel... ♪
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[Jane gasps] What the f...
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- [gasps] Lar.
- Jane?
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- ♪ Ooh yeah ♪
- ♪ Sharpen ♪
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♪ Steel sharpens steel... ♪
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I just had the craziest dream.
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You were there.
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Vic was there,
fucking Willoughby was there,
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and I...
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I was a fucking baby.
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Oh, it was all real.
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The parties, the pool,
getting turned into a baby.
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You were a fussy,
little stinker, too.
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I was starting to get worried
you'd be stuck like that.
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I've been big for hours.
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- Sorry that sounded weird.
- Then Willoughby...
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- He reversed the spell.
- I guess he made it
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to pound town after all.
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Ha! Good for him.
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But it looks like
he reversed the spell
a little extra for you.
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[gasps]
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[whispering] There was
an evil bunny.
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It took my longevity!
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That Dickensian dickwad
double-crossed us.
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That means that Immortus
is about to wipe their ass
with our reality.
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Where is everyone?
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We have...
We have to stop this.
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We have to get
my longevity back.
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[Cliff] Can't. I'm in
the middle of putting in
an 850 Holley double pumper.
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What?
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This is code-fucking-red!
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- [Cliff] Hey!
- Look at my hair!
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[sobbing]
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I feel like shit!
My chest hurts.
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It's just acid reflux.
Welcome to middle age.
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[Jane] Are you serious
right now?
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What if I'm fucking dying?
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[Cliff] You wouldn't be
the only one.
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Oh...
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- [gasps, groans]
- [Larry groans]
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Look, I'm sorry I left you
when I did.
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If it makes you feel
any better,
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I didn't get very far
before my brain
went all goo-goo-gaga,
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and I drove into a ditch.
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But when I turned back
to normal,
I went right back for you.
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There you were, a little baby
crying outside the pool center,
all alone.
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That's the kind of thing
that sends a guy
straight into dad panic.
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Everything just snaps
into focus.
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I know you think I'm dealing
with my Parkinson's
like a champ,
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but trust me, a death sentence
never really leaves
the top of your mind.
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All I can think about
is how much time I have left
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to leave little Rory something
to remember me by.
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I hate to break it to you,
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but you don't just get to drop
everything because of some
stupid epiphany.
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That's not how this works!
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As someone who's been
staring death in the face
for a while,
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take my advice.
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Figure out what's left
for you to do
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and use every second
you have left to do it.
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Because this shit
won't stop to wait for you.
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[clattering]
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You know what?
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Fine.
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Fuck you, too.
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[Larry groans]
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- What's wrong
with you, Pop-Pop?
- [screams]
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[screams]
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Relax. It's just me, Rory.
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What the fuck?
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- [Rory giggles]
- [laughs nervously]
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[country music playing]
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I'm a little low on funds
right now,
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but I'll get some money
from somebody for gas.
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And I'll mail you back
your clothes
once I've washed them.
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You can keep the clothes, Vic.
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I just... I know this isn't
how you wanted
to spend your Saturday--
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I mean, it's fine.
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But I gotta ask,
of all the places on Earth
you could have hid out,
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why my place?
All the way in Detroit?
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Look, man,
it was a weird night,
even for us.
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It's not every day
we get hit with a youth spell.
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Transmutation magic, huh?
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That's some
level-9-sorcery shit.
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[chuckles]
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Just another day in the life
of a superhero.
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Hey, I need to talk to Kay.
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Look at my hair!
Things are fucked!
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I need to make sure she's safe!
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What the fuck are you doing?
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Kay gave everybody a puzzle.
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So, you're just going
to sit here and fuck off
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while the Grim Reaper
slobbers down our neck?
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It's what the girl wants.
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Yeah, and so did trauma.
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[all gasp]
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Take it back.
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You know, they're not the same.
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Well, if Kay thinks
I'm gonna spend
my last days on Earth
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doing a fucking puzzle,
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she's even crazier than I am.
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You know what?
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Fuck all this.
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You want to roll over
and die without a fight?
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Be my guest.
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I'm going out with a bang.
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Smoke 'em
if you got 'em, fuckwads!
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Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
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God, the disrespect
with these fucking creatures.
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[groans]
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[neck cracks]
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[groans] Did we sleep here
all night?
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Well, evidently,
we turned to babies
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before the bus came.
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So, either we were too small
for the bus driver to see us,
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or the human race really
is lacking
in any common decency.
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The good news is,
obviously, the spell
was reversed at some point,
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Oh.
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But is there another
bus coming?
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- I'm ready to go home.
- Home?
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Well, what about what
we talked about last night?
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What about the mission?
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I'm afraid that was
just the virility
of youth speaking.
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All I want to do now
is just lay down,
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maybe make some peanut brittle.
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Oh, fuck your peanut brittle.
Here, that is not
the Rita I know.
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Get that coffee down you,
and we will get
your longevity back,
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and save the universe
in the process.
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Now, I have been thinking,
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Willoughby said
that all of this is tied
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to the Caulder
Immortus Project, right?
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Well, I suspect that someone
in the Bureau picked up
where Caulder left off.
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They found what he couldn't.
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A way to actually conjure
this Immortus,
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whatever the fuck it is.
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Now, if we're going
to stop this,
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we're going to have to go back
to where this all began.
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Oh. Now, hold on.
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- You want to go to the Bureau?
- Yeah.
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[gasps] After everything
that happened to both of us...
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You can't be serious.
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Our friends are in danger,
Rita, and we are heroes,
are we not?
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Ugh! Fine.
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Smashing.
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Now, how do we get in?
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Why are you asking me?
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Mmm. 'Cause you're the leader.
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I am not in the mood
to be patronized.
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- We both know where I stand
with the team.
- Oh, please.
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My promotion was simply
what was needed
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for one particular task,
and it was a shite task
at that.
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Now, you know, if I'm honest,
I would rather
be a supporting role.
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Hell of a lot less pressure.
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So, what's the plan, boss?
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{\an8}[metal clanking]
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{\an8}[groans]
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What the hell is going on?
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Where are you taking me?
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[thunder rumbling]
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Hey, buddy, now'd be
a great time to, I don't know,
blast these guys into oblivion?
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Not exactly the energy
I'm looking for.
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[groans]
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- Release him.
- Rama.
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He's my target.
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I'll bring him
to The Sacrarium myself.
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- [scissors clanking]
- [Larry groans]
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[whooshes]
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Whoa, whoa!
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[exhales] Thank God.
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[Rama] Let's get out of here.
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We need to cut a portal
back to Earth.
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[Larry] Did you just say
"back to Earth"?
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Where the hell are we?
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A pocket dimension
called Orqwith.
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And those are the Scissormen,
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its powerful,
but mindless custodians.
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This way.
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The others sent them
because they felt I was taking
too long, I imagine.
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- Taking too long to what?
- To bring you here
and extract your longevity.
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That's the only thing
that matters to them.
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"Extract my longevity"?
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Wait. Is that what happened
to Rita?
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What the hell
is going on here, Rama?
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[scissors clanking]
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You need to tell me
exactly what Immortus is. Now.
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Immortus is hope.
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Look, each of us
had some desperate wish
we'd all but given up on.
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And then Immortus found us.
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He showed each of us a vision
of the possibilities
that lie before us.
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He called upon us
to usher him onto this plane.
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And when he arrives, he will
rewrite history and make
all our wishes come true.
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You mean like a genie?
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You're describing a genie.
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Well, everyone has a wish.
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Even you.
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Perhaps to never again
be separated from Keeg?
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What makes you so sure
Immortus even has
that kind of power?
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You know that temple
we just saw?
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The entire thing
rose from the Earth
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when Dr. Janice deposited
Rita's longevity.
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If that's not evidence
of enormous power,
I don't know what is.
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I feel like I shouldn't
have to tell you this,
but when a bone temple
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spontaneously sprouts
from the ground,
it's not usually a good sign.
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We all have to put our faith
in something.
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Then why did you just
rescue me?
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Because hurting people
wasn't part of the plan.
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I'm afraid in their zeal,
the others have forgotten that.
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You said, that you would
help me find another way
to stabilize my molecules.
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Did you mean it?
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Of course.
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Nobody has more experience
getting out
of impossible situations
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than my friends and I.
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After we stop Immortus,
we'll help you.
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I promise.
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You can put your faith
in me, Rama.
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You have my faith,
Larry Trainor.
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[portal chiming]
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[Rory] What about
what Willoughby said?
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Immortus sounded
like real bad news.
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He already hurt Rita and Jane.
Who's next?
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[Cliff] Will you shut up?
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I'm not taking any advice
from a manifestation
of my diseased brain.
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And in case you missed it,
I'm doing this for you.
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Well, the real you, anyway.
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This chariot's
gonna be all yours.
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[Rory] You aren't
fooling anybody, Pop-Pop.
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If you really cared about me,
you'd be on a bus
to Florida right now.
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All you're doing is burying
your fear in something
you think you can control.
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You know who else
used to do that?
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[Cliff] Listen to me,
Hamburger Helper.
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Do not go there.
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[Rory] Your daddy, that's who.
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[Cliff grunts]
That's completely different.
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Unlike him,
I know I'm a bad person.
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I also know I don't have
enough time to fix myself.
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But I do have enough time
to fix this car.
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I'm going to prove to you
that I am capable
of creating more than pain.
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I can create something
beautiful, too.
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[Rory] Come with me, Pop-Pop.
I wanna show you something.
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[Rory] You could've squished
this little guy,
but you didn't.
244
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:05,636
In fact, you risked
a lot to save him.
245
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:08,597
Is that something
a bad person would do?
246
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,934
[Cliff] Well, it is
a Zombie Butt.
247
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:16,188
In hindsight, saving it
was probably not the best idea.
[chuckles]
248
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,190
"Hindsight." Get it? [laughs]
249
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:23,862
[Rory] The point is,
despite all your mistakes,
you are a good person.
250
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,739
The proof is right here.
251
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:28,784
[buzzing]
252
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,208
[Cliff] Larry?
253
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,132
[knock at door]
254
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,301
- It's open.
- [shop bell dings]
255
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:49,888
[door closes]
256
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:53,809
Hey.
257
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:55,894
Hey.
258
00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,106
Wow.
259
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,278
I honestly didn't know
if I'd ever hear
from you again.
260
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:08,782
- Love your hair, by the way.
- Oh.
261
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:14,371
Tell me, what sort of, uh,
mischief have you
been getting up to?
262
00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:16,874
Uh...
263
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:23,964
- Just, um,
doing a lot of thinking.
- Ah.
264
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,551
I've been doing a lot
of thinking about...
265
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:30,721
you.
266
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,641
Well...
267
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:36,685
I've been thinking
about you, too.
268
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:40,397
And I wanted to give you space
to take the leap.
269
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:45,235
Then I started worrying
maybe you took that
as a lack of interest.
270
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:48,113
I decided I have to stop
living for other people.
271
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:53,535
I have to start
living for myself.
272
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,162
That's a big step
for you, Jane.
273
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,373
Kay must be doing very--
274
00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,793
I have to start going after
what I want.
275
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,504
And what do you want?
276
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:09,885
Jane.
277
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,346
It's okay.
278
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,808
Let's just take our time.
279
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,311
- I'm not going anywhere.
- No.
280
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,064
I want this.
281
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,359
I'm ready.
282
00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:27,277
I've wanted this
for a long time.
283
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,465
Jane. Jane.
284
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,926
[breathes deeply]
285
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:54,763
Why can't I do this?
What the fuck is wrong with me?
286
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,267
It's okay. I know
how complicated
this is for you.
287
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,686
No, you don't.
288
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,730
You have no idea.
289
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,860
- Nobody does.
- That's simply not true.
290
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:13,407
But I do think it's time,
maybe, that you got real help.
291
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,659
No. [chuckles]
292
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,412
I don't have time for that.
293
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:26,253
[Jane exhales] I...
294
00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:27,921
[exhales]
295
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:33,302
I'm just so tired of fighting.
296
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:36,972
Why does every single thing
have to be so painful?
297
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,268
Why does everything have to be
such a fucking battle?
298
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,271
I'm so sorry.
299
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,108
You don't deserve
all this pain.
300
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,995
[breathing heavily]
301
00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:00,996
Dios.
302
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,238
I'm not ready to die.
303
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:39,701
I'm...
304
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,544
What the fuck?
305
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:53,465
Larry? It is you.
How'd you do that?
306
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:56,552
- Cliff. Thank God you're--
- What are you doing here?
307
00:18:56,635 --> 00:19:00,472
Please don't tell me
that we're adopting
another super villain.
308
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:01,723
I'm no villain.
309
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,559
- I'm a man of many--
- Many elements.
310
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,686
- Yeah, I know.
- [Larry] No, you can trust him.
311
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:07,938
He's a good man.
He's proven that to me.
312
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:11,775
Are we talking about the same
dude who dropped us into
a fire pit and kidnapped Keeg?
313
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,069
'Cause that dude,
still on my shitlist!
314
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,155
Look, he didn't kidnap...
Look, we have
an understanding now.
315
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,909
I trust him.
316
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,912
Wait. Am I sensing
sexual tension here?
317
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,706
What? No. I mean...
318
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:28,792
- We haven't crossed
that bridge, but...
- There's a bridge?
319
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:34,089
I'm here to help you
stop Immortus.
320
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,633
Fuck! No, not this again.
321
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,886
Wait, you're in danger, too.
322
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:42,764
The agents of Immortus
still need your longevity
and Jane's,
323
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,099
and they'll stop at nothing
to get it.
324
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:46,351
Oh, they already got Jane's.
325
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,770
[Larry] Wait, that means
we're the last two pieces.
326
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,189
We have to stop this
before it's too late.
327
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,442
Because if Immortus rises,
we'll all... [groans]
328
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:55,652
Keeg?
329
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:57,529
- [Cliff] Woah!
- No!
330
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,115
[Cliff yells]
331
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,160
Fuck!
332
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,037
[apparition humming]
333
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:13,795
{\an8}The guy got totally catfished.
334
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,048
{\an8}He lost the asset
to a couple of con artists.
335
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,926
{\an8}Butthunter,
more like buttloser.
336
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,553
{\an8}- [elevator dings]
- [both laugh]
337
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,764
{\an8}Buttloser.
That's fucking gold.
338
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,479
Some grade-A
team work there, Bendy.
339
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,815
[Rita] Looks like we've
still got a little of the old
piffle-paffle after all.
340
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,692
- [chimes]
- [janitor] Bingo.
341
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:42,115
Still don't know
why I had to be
the craggy, old janitor.
342
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:45,452
[Rita] Would you prefer to be
the bucket of dirty water?
343
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:47,913
Point taken.
344
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,500
[dramatic music playing]
345
00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:25,033
- [groans]
- [neck cracks]
346
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,035
Well, that's not getting
any easier.
347
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:32,124
Well, this place sure wasn't
on my mail route.
348
00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:33,542
Where are we?
349
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:38,547
Section 99, colloquially
referred to as a vineyard.
350
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:42,634
Projects so dangerous
or foolhardy,
they died on the vine,
351
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,512
or were unceremoniously
nipped in the bud.
352
00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:48,890
Most of Caulder's initiatives
ended up here.
353
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,560
I suspect the Immortus Project
is no different.
354
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,188
"Imhotep..."
355
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:58,066
"Immolation Project."
356
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,030
[sighs]
357
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:07,242
Last checked out
January 13th, 1955.
358
00:22:09,327 --> 00:22:12,497
Checked by asset 34771.
359
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:18,545
That's, uh... A dead end.
Let's turn back.
360
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:21,923
What? No.
We are in the middle
of a mission,
361
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:24,843
and if I may say,
we are crushing it so far.
362
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:26,636
Oh, we can send someone else.
363
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,097
This mission is best-suited
to Vic, anyway,
or perhaps Jane.
364
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:32,225
Hey, what's gotten into you?
Talk to me.
365
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:41,526
It's... Wally,
366
00:22:42,277 --> 00:22:43,111
Rita.
367
00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:46,114
Wally Sage.
368
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:49,743
Weapon.
369
00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:51,411
- On your knees!
- Malcolm!
370
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:54,623
Wally?
371
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,168
It all started here with Wally.
372
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,797
Malcolm's death.
373
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,175
You losing your longevity,
Immortus rising.
374
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,137
I put him here.
375
00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:13,308
This is all happening
because of me.
376
00:23:13,391 --> 00:23:16,311
It's not your fault,
you can't control--
377
00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:18,021
How could it not be my fault?
378
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,607
Hmm?
379
00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:25,028
I doomed him
and countless others
to this hell.
380
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:28,073
And now my past has returned
to exact penance.
381
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:35,497
How could I think
I ever deserved anything
in life but pain?
382
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:38,083
No. No.
383
00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:40,127
You're not going
to crack on me now.
384
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:44,214
We are going to stop this.
385
00:23:44,297 --> 00:23:46,675
If that means confronting
our past, then that's
what we have to do.
386
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:48,385
Okay. Well, I don't know
if you've noticed,
387
00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:51,513
but I actually hate
confronting my past.
388
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:52,556
Listen to me.
389
00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:54,391
I'm the leader.
390
00:23:56,434 --> 00:23:59,187
That means you have to do
what I say.
391
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:03,859
You're going to take us
to Wally's cell,
and that's all there is to it.
392
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:05,610
Okay?
393
00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:09,948
Okay.
394
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:19,207
What is this?
395
00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:21,918
Yo, some kind of energy vortex?
396
00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:23,420
[Cliff groaning]
397
00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:24,796
Mmm. Fuck.
398
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,631
Cliff. You all right, man?
399
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:27,591
What happened?
400
00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:30,427
It took Larry. [groans]
401
00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:32,053
[Derick] Yo, is this a portal?
402
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,890
- Y'all got portals here now?
- That's not one of ours.
403
00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:38,268
Don't get too close.
404
00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:40,979
Look, man, this is the kind
of superhero shit
I was talking about.
405
00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:43,023
[sobs] Why?
406
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:49,446
[Vic] Looks like some kind
of magic realm.
407
00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:53,074
If Larry's in trouble in there,
I've got to help him.
408
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,117
It's kind of my job.
409
00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:58,079
- Vic, you're not a superhero.
- Go home.
410
00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,414
I'll Venmo you that gas money.
411
00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:06,963
Hey, what are you...
412
00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:08,423
Oh, for fuck's sake,
413
00:25:08,506 --> 00:25:10,508
that was our only good knife!
414
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:12,969
[portal whooshes]
415
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:18,642
Derick. I told you to go home.
416
00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:23,480
Oh, man! Oh, my...
417
00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:26,733
What the hell
are you doing here, man?
418
00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:28,526
- I told you this was--
- Some superhero shit.
419
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:30,445
Yeah, I know.
420
00:25:30,528 --> 00:25:32,656
But you left
before I could remind you,
you ain't a superhero anymore.
421
00:25:32,739 --> 00:25:36,576
Matter of fact,
less than 12 hours ago,
I was changing your diapee,
422
00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:38,620
- In case you forgot.
- I didn't forget.
423
00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:41,206
And I'd appreciate it
if you never
brought that up again.
424
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:48,171
Okay. Just... Just stay close.
425
00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:49,923
Okay?
426
00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:52,842
God.
427
00:25:57,597 --> 00:25:58,890
And don't touch anything.
428
00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:19,661
Oh.
429
00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,538
What on Earth?
430
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,468
[Rita] Oh,
this place isn't right.
431
00:26:37,595 --> 00:26:42,600
There's, um...
There's a darkness here.
432
00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:44,269
[whispering] And It smells
really bad.
433
00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:46,146
Okay. You don't
have to do this.
434
00:26:46,229 --> 00:26:47,522
This is my hair shirt.
435
00:26:47,605 --> 00:26:48,648
I can do it alone.
436
00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:52,402
We're a team.
437
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:54,404
Remember?
438
00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:57,073
Mmm-hmm.
439
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,160
[Rita] Hmm.
440
00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:05,832
Besides, it doesn't look
like he's here.
441
00:27:11,504 --> 00:27:13,715
[Madame Rouge] Well, there's
no doubt this is his work.
442
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:23,475
Oh, my God.
443
00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:27,228
It's Malcolm.
444
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:28,938
- [man] I recognize you.
- [Rita gasps]
445
00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:40,950
[Madame Rouge] Wally?
446
00:27:46,664 --> 00:27:50,502
[Derick] Hell. This place
is something else,
to say the least.
447
00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:55,215
So, you're just going
to pout the whole time,
448
00:27:55,298 --> 00:27:56,674
'cause things
didn't go your way?
449
00:27:57,675 --> 00:27:58,927
Same old Vic, huh?
450
00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:00,595
It's not like that.
451
00:28:00,678 --> 00:28:01,679
Then why do I feel
like I'm getting
the silent treatment?
452
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:03,640
Because I'm scared, man.
453
00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:05,850
You've got a whole family,
and I don't know
if I can protect you in here.
454
00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,227
Well, then
who's protecting you?
455
00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:09,687
That's different.
I signed up for this.
456
00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:11,231
Why did you come
to my house last night?
457
00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:13,566
- I told you. It was--
- No. I'll tell you why.
458
00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:15,318
It's because you know
I got you.
459
00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:18,113
No matter what.
460
00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:21,699
You really think that's going
to change just because
you went AWOL for a few years?
461
00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:28,373
- Please, man.
- Derick. Derick.
462
00:28:28,456 --> 00:28:30,333
Derick. Look, man, I'm sorry.
463
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:33,670
I'm sorry I never tried
to meet you halfway.
464
00:28:33,753 --> 00:28:36,047
I never tried to understand
how things were
for you back home.
465
00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:37,132
No, man.
466
00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:38,133
I'm sorry.
467
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,387
I shouldn't have put
all that blame on you.
468
00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:48,601
I just wish we could go
back in time, you know.
469
00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:56,401
Deep down,
that's the real reason
I came back.
470
00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:58,278
Is that why you got rid
of your tech, too?
471
00:29:03,741 --> 00:29:04,742
We should keep moving.
472
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,583
[Derick] You know, the kids
from my robotics club
473
00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:15,336
flipped when I told them
that me and Cyborg were boys
back in the day.
474
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,921
You know,
that shit's inspiring.
475
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:20,508
Inspires my kids every day.
476
00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:23,052
Inspires me, too.
477
00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:28,016
I really appreciate you
saying that, D.
478
00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:30,935
The point is,
no matter how far you drift,
479
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:34,022
you'll always be connected
to where we came from.
480
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:38,234
At the end of the day,
you'll always be one of us.
481
00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:42,238
Detroiticons for life?
482
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:50,538
Detroiticons for life.
483
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:52,832
[both laughing]
484
00:30:09,807 --> 00:30:11,226
[knock at door]
485
00:30:13,686 --> 00:30:15,063
[Jane] Fuck off.
486
00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:16,981
[Cliff] You still want to fuck
those Immortus jerks up?
487
00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:21,903
Can I come in?
488
00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:25,031
Whatever.
489
00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:26,074
[door opens]
490
00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:34,916
[sighs]
491
00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:41,839
I guess I, uh...
I owe you an apology.
492
00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:46,928
I got sucked straight up
my own ass, and I forgot
what matters.
493
00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:48,471
Yeah, and what's that exactly?
494
00:30:49,722 --> 00:30:51,266
You're really gonna
make me say it?
495
00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:55,311
[groans]
496
00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:57,272
[sighs]
497
00:30:57,355 --> 00:31:00,275
What matters is being there
for the people I love.
498
00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:03,528
There, I said it. Happy?
499
00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:06,823
I don't know
if I deserve to be loved.
500
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:26,968
[tape rips]
501
00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:48,615
I hate to break it to you,
but if people want to love you,
502
00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:52,577
there isn't really anything
you can do to stop them.
503
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:12,764
So, you want to go fuck
these Immortus chumps up,
or what?
504
00:32:14,974 --> 00:32:17,518
You bet your copper-plated ass.
505
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,812
[man thuds, yells, groans]
506
00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:27,737
Jesus. What the hell happened
to you?
507
00:32:29,989 --> 00:32:30,948
They found us.
508
00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:33,409
They got Bunbury.
509
00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:35,453
Oh. You mean the bunny
who stole my longevity?
510
00:32:35,536 --> 00:32:37,330
He was on our side.
511
00:32:37,413 --> 00:32:39,916
He was one
of the Knights Templar.
512
00:32:39,999 --> 00:32:46,005
We were trying
to protect your longevity
from the agents of Immortus.
513
00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:47,465
We didn't stand a chance.
514
00:32:49,008 --> 00:32:50,677
I've never seen such power.
515
00:32:52,553 --> 00:32:55,556
Cliff, we have to get you
to safety.
516
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,309
If they get your longevity,
that's it.
517
00:32:58,393 --> 00:32:59,644
It's all over.
518
00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:01,479
And why the fuck
would we ever trust you again?
519
00:33:01,562 --> 00:33:04,524
Oh, I'm sorry. Were you the one
that reversed the youth spell?
520
00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:10,238
No. So, look.
These fuckers get stronger
521
00:33:10,321 --> 00:33:14,742
with every ounce of longevity
they get from you twats.
522
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:17,787
They made
the most powerful wizards
in the known universe
523
00:33:17,870 --> 00:33:19,247
look like a bunch
524
00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:22,083
of prepubescent pixies.
525
00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:25,753
This is all that's left
of the little pebble-dropper.
526
00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:29,298
All right. Well,
how do we stop them?
527
00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:32,260
[angrily] You're not
paying attention.
528
00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:36,431
This isn't some threat
you can just punch
into submission.
529
00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:38,015
Yeah, well,
everything you're saying
530
00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:40,601
just makes me want
to kick their asses even more.
531
00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:43,980
- Cliff?
- Right on, sister.
532
00:33:51,779 --> 00:33:55,908
Godspeed,
you irascible fuckwits.
533
00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:05,626
Is that the end?
Yo, we made it.
534
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,420
[scissors clanking]
535
00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:12,925
[Derick] Yo, who the hell
are those guys?
536
00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:14,385
[Vic] No idea.
537
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,804
We've got to get past them
if we want to get inside.
538
00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:19,599
Inside?
539
00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:21,976
You want to go inside
Castle Grayskull?
540
00:34:22,059 --> 00:34:23,811
Yo, Larry's got to be in there.
541
00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:29,067
We got to figure out
a way to take them out.
542
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:40,787
Weird. Look, this flower's
made of newsprint,
like, actual newsprint.
543
00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,997
There's no way it could have
evolved like this.
544
00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:46,334
You remember
when we used to play D&D
at Calvin's?
545
00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:48,211
- Pettiest dungeon master ever?
- Exactly.
546
00:34:48,294 --> 00:34:50,630
But eventually we realized
that to complete our mission,
547
00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:53,466
we had to play Calvin
against himself.
548
00:34:53,549 --> 00:34:55,343
- We gamed the system.
- Mmm-hmm.
549
00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:58,930
Everything in
a D&D campaign exists
because the DM put it there.
550
00:34:59,013 --> 00:35:00,473
Everything has a purpose.
551
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:12,193
Eureka! What if
this whole place
was created by somebody?
552
00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:13,694
I mean, there's got
to be a reason
553
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,363
they have pen
and paper everywhere.
554
00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:17,907
And you said
this place was magic, right?
555
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:19,617
Yeah.
556
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,553
Holy shit.
557
00:35:38,636 --> 00:35:40,596
I think I know
how we can get past
those scissor guys.
558
00:35:43,182 --> 00:35:44,433
But I'm gonna need your help.
559
00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:49,188
Oh. Almost...
Almost got it.
560
00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:51,399
Honestly, can't we just
question him through the door?
561
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:54,026
Uh, we're getting him
out of here, Rita.
562
00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:56,487
What? This is not
a rescue mission.
563
00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:58,573
Well, I can't
just leave him behind.
564
00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:00,157
He's suffered enough.
565
00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:02,076
He's suffered?
566
00:36:02,159 --> 00:36:03,077
- Yeah.
- Oh.
567
00:36:05,204 --> 00:36:06,956
Just tell us
what we need to know.
568
00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:09,125
Where is Orqwith?
569
00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:12,795
What is Orqwith?
Is that where Immortus rises?
570
00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:16,132
[sighs] Answer me!
571
00:36:16,215 --> 00:36:18,634
[Wally] It's where
all ideas are born...
572
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,721
and all the bad ideas die.
573
00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:29,562
Is Immortus there?
How do we stop this, Wally?
574
00:36:29,645 --> 00:36:31,105
- [indistinct chatter]
- Oh.
575
00:36:31,188 --> 00:36:32,481
[whispering] We have to go.
576
00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:34,567
No, I can't leave him.
I'm not leaving him.
577
00:36:34,650 --> 00:36:36,027
You cannot make this right.
578
00:36:36,110 --> 00:36:38,571
- WelI, I have to try!
- [Wally] It's too late.
579
00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,032
Immortus rises.
580
00:36:41,115 --> 00:36:42,033
[door unlocks]
581
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,170
Come on, Wally.
582
00:36:55,254 --> 00:36:56,339
[Wally] So much pain.
583
00:36:57,924 --> 00:37:00,343
It will all be over soon.
584
00:37:00,426 --> 00:37:02,637
We didn't come here
to hurt you, Wally.
585
00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:04,680
Please, come.
586
00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:13,022
[gasps]
587
00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:15,816
You already hurt me.
588
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,486
[breath trembling]
589
00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:19,445
[gasping] No.
590
00:37:20,237 --> 00:37:22,156
[flesh squelching]
591
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:24,116
- Rita.
- Every new beginning...
592
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,452
must start with an ending.
593
00:37:27,453 --> 00:37:30,414
[groaning]
594
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,251
- [bird caws]
- [Wally screams]
595
00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:38,839
[screams]
596
00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:43,552
[groans]
597
00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:48,516
[Larry] What the hell?
598
00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:50,643
Why the hell
did you bring me back here?
599
00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:53,229
Keeg, answer me!
600
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:56,190
Don't let them do this.
601
00:37:56,273 --> 00:37:57,900
They'll take my longevity.
602
00:37:57,984 --> 00:38:00,319
Then what? [groans]
603
00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:01,320
Okay.
604
00:38:02,154 --> 00:38:04,615
[humming in unison]
605
00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:14,041
Keeg, please.
606
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,292
Why won't you stop them?
607
00:38:16,419 --> 00:38:18,045
[groans, sighs]
608
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:21,215
Keeg?
609
00:38:21,298 --> 00:38:23,592
Oh, thank God.
Wait. What are you...
610
00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:26,929
{\an8}[Larry groaning]
611
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:31,308
{\an8}No! No! Keeg.
612
00:38:31,392 --> 00:38:32,601
{\an8}Help me!
613
00:38:32,685 --> 00:38:34,103
Help me, Keeg!
614
00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:40,276
I'm sorry.
615
00:38:40,359 --> 00:38:42,236
My radiation is leaking.
616
00:38:42,319 --> 00:38:43,529
I don't know what to do.
617
00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:47,700
But I guess you do.
618
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:53,497
Oh, God.
619
00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:01,630
That's what future Keeg
showed you, isn't it?
620
00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:04,550
You think you have
to destroy me
to save the world,
621
00:39:04,633 --> 00:39:06,552
but you don't have to worry
about that.
622
00:39:06,635 --> 00:39:09,930
We stopped The Buttpocalypse,
and we'll stop
whatever comes next.
623
00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:11,307
Just like we stopped The Brain,
624
00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:13,726
and the Decreator, Mr. Nobody.
625
00:39:15,978 --> 00:39:17,355
It never ends, does it?
626
00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:20,357
You're afraid it's inevitable.
627
00:39:23,986 --> 00:39:26,697
You think Immortus
can keep us together forever.
628
00:39:28,365 --> 00:39:30,076
You really believe that,
don't you?
629
00:39:32,578 --> 00:39:34,497
[groaning]
630
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:40,419
Okay, [breathing heavily]
they can have my longevity.
631
00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:44,006
[groaning] I trust you, Keeg.
632
00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:46,509
I trust you.
633
00:40:02,733 --> 00:40:04,652
Ooh. Now, that's badass.
634
00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:07,279
Yeah, I'm thinking
of the shoulder-mounted laser
turret to round it off.
635
00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:08,155
Uh-huh.
636
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:09,281
[rumbling]
637
00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:13,786
I think that's our cue.
638
00:40:13,869 --> 00:40:14,745
Let's do this.
639
00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:20,626
[Derick] Yup.
640
00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:24,964
[Vic exhales]
641
00:40:28,342 --> 00:40:29,510
[whooshing]
642
00:40:29,593 --> 00:40:30,803
It's working.
643
00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:44,442
Yes! Yes!
644
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,745
Booyah.
645
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:01,417
[metal clanking]
646
00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:05,337
[robot] Mr. Invincible online.
647
00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:08,591
All systems go.
Awaiting orders.
648
00:41:08,674 --> 00:41:09,800
You do the honors, man.
649
00:41:15,347 --> 00:41:17,391
Go take out those scissor guys.
650
00:41:17,474 --> 00:41:19,018
[robot] Mission accepted.
651
00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:23,647
[Vic] I used to dream
of Mr. Invincible
coming to life.
652
00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:26,942
We did that.
653
00:41:30,988 --> 00:41:32,072
[Rita sighs]
654
00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:37,786
- Rita.
- What happened?
655
00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:40,581
What did I do? What...
656
00:41:40,664 --> 00:41:42,208
Where... Where is he?
657
00:41:45,544 --> 00:41:46,545
Oh.
658
00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:52,218
Oh. [whimpers]
659
00:41:56,138 --> 00:41:59,433
- What happened to Wally?
- I'm afraid you...
660
00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:04,271
- I smushed him?
- We don't know that
for sure. Um...
661
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:07,316
You know, he could have
escaped, somehow.
662
00:42:07,399 --> 00:42:09,193
No. I...
663
00:42:09,276 --> 00:42:10,110
I killed him.
664
00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:11,487
I know it.
665
00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:13,447
[voice alarm system]
Intruders detected.
666
00:42:13,530 --> 00:42:15,616
Intruders detected.
667
00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:16,867
- Rita.
- Mmm.
668
00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:18,911
We have got to get out of here.
669
00:42:18,994 --> 00:42:20,454
Intruders detected.
670
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:34,301
[Mr. Invincible]
Put down your weapons.
671
00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:36,345
You have five seconds
to comply.
672
00:42:36,428 --> 00:42:38,597
[Cliff] Hey, I always wanted
to say that!
673
00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:41,684
[Jane] Will you focus?
674
00:42:41,767 --> 00:42:43,352
- [Mr. Invincible] Five...
- [Jane] What's with
the mini keg, anyway?
675
00:42:43,435 --> 00:42:45,229
[Cliff] I'm not taking
any chances this time.
676
00:42:45,312 --> 00:42:48,857
- [Mr. Invincible] Four...
- My special hand
is meant for loving only.
677
00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:50,317
- [Mr. Invincible] Three...
- Ew.
678
00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:51,986
[Cliff] Which one's
on our side?
679
00:42:52,069 --> 00:42:53,612
- [Jane] My money's on the bot.
- [Mr. Invincible] Two...
680
00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:56,490
He's outnumbered, and he has
a huge stick up his ass.
681
00:42:56,573 --> 00:42:58,033
Sounds like a kindred spirit.
682
00:42:58,117 --> 00:42:59,451
- [Mr. Invincible] One.
- [Cliff] Good enough for me.
683
00:42:59,535 --> 00:43:01,870
[Mr. Invincible powering up,
explodes]
684
00:43:01,954 --> 00:43:03,122
[whooshes]
685
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:05,499
[Cliff] Um...
686
00:43:05,582 --> 00:43:06,834
- What...
- What the shit?
687
00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:07,960
[scissors clanking]
688
00:43:08,043 --> 00:43:09,878
Well, shit.
689
00:43:10,587 --> 00:43:11,630
[thuds]
690
00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:19,722
Look alive, Cliffasaurus.
691
00:43:19,805 --> 00:43:22,558
[Cliff] Uh, I think it's worth
noting that whatever God
of this place
692
00:43:22,641 --> 00:43:26,687
that just killed that robot
can definitely kill this robot.
693
00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:28,856
[Jane] Who are these choads?
694
00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:31,692
Hey, you guys look steamy.
695
00:43:31,775 --> 00:43:33,819
Are we interrupting
a bath time?
696
00:43:33,902 --> 00:43:34,945
[Cliff laughs]
697
00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:37,364
Yeah. Cool bathrobes.
698
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,283
Got any in XXL?
699
00:43:39,366 --> 00:43:40,326
[chuckles]
700
00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:54,715
Cliff Steele.
701
00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:58,010
I'm Wally Sage.
702
00:43:58,093 --> 00:44:00,137
You're the final piece
of the puzzle.
703
00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:03,474
- [scissors clanking]
- [Cliff] Whoops!
Didn't see that coming.
704
00:44:08,270 --> 00:44:09,897
We got this.
705
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:13,192
These guys are nothing
but a bunch
of Tim Burton rejects.
706
00:44:13,275 --> 00:44:15,903
Not like a horde
of rabid Zombie Butts.
707
00:44:15,986 --> 00:44:18,906
- [Rory] Hey, Pop-Pop.
- Let's just stay cool,
little buddy.
708
00:44:18,989 --> 00:44:20,324
Now is not a good time.
709
00:44:23,619 --> 00:44:25,454
[Rory] Pop-Pop.
710
00:44:25,537 --> 00:44:28,499
- [Cliff yelling] What?
- Did you remember to close
the freezer all the way?
711
00:44:28,582 --> 00:44:29,583
[Cliff] What?
712
00:44:29,666 --> 00:44:31,210
Who the hell are
you talking to?
713
00:44:32,711 --> 00:44:34,213
[Cliff] Oh, fuck.
714
00:44:34,296 --> 00:44:35,881
["Dyna-Mite" playing]
715
00:44:35,964 --> 00:44:42,763
- ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
- ♪ Nobody knew her name ♪
716
00:44:42,846 --> 00:44:45,808
♪ But she turned up
Just the same ♪
717
00:44:45,891 --> 00:44:48,268
♪ There was a knock
On the door ♪
718
00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:49,770
♪ A thump on the floor ♪
719
00:44:49,853 --> 00:44:52,272
♪ And the party turned insane ♪
720
00:44:52,356 --> 00:44:53,399
[Butt growls]
721
00:44:53,482 --> 00:44:56,777
♪ She called out her name ♪
722
00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:58,320
[growls]
723
00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:04,576
♪ And she walked in
Looking like dynamite ♪
724
00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:07,996
♪ She said now come along
Boogaloo through the night ♪
725
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:12,084
♪ And by the way
She's moving well, dynamite ♪
726
00:45:12,167 --> 00:45:14,753
♪ Might she not
With all she's got ♪
727
00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:18,132
♪ She's got the whole town
Lighting up dynamite ♪
728
00:45:18,215 --> 00:45:21,718
♪ Nobody quite knowing
What to do wrong or right ♪
729
00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:25,055
♪ But they all know Dyna
Is Dynamite ♪
730
00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:26,390
♪ And they're right ♪
731
00:45:44,533 --> 00:45:45,951
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
732
00:45:47,911 --> 00:45:49,413
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪