1 00:01:16,614 --> 00:01:18,117 [Dr. Winslow] I'm telling you, Chief Kincaid, 2 00:01:18,210 --> 00:01:20,452 the Port Charlotte Ripper is back. 3 00:01:20,551 --> 00:01:22,154 [Kincaid] That's impossible, Dr. Winslow. 4 00:01:22,252 --> 00:01:24,756 The Port Charlotte Ripper was executed last summer. 5 00:01:26,189 --> 00:01:29,194 -Unless... -You arrested the wrong man. 6 00:01:29,293 --> 00:01:30,662 Damn it! 7 00:01:30,762 --> 00:01:31,964 How dare they? 8 00:01:32,062 --> 00:01:33,698 [Kincaid] How could I have missed this? 9 00:01:33,797 --> 00:01:35,834 They chose a total stranger over me to lead them. 10 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:38,437 Over me! 11 00:01:38,535 --> 00:01:41,006 Well. Their fucking loss. 12 00:01:41,105 --> 00:01:41,941 Mmm. 13 00:01:42,039 --> 00:01:44,104 Let them choke on it. 14 00:01:44,207 --> 00:01:46,811 ...and I don't care that you ran off and married that Japanese sex robot. 15 00:01:46,911 --> 00:01:49,314 I've never stopped loving you. 16 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:50,582 Kincaid, please... 17 00:01:50,681 --> 00:01:52,784 Ugh! You call that a performance? 18 00:01:52,883 --> 00:01:54,353 [scoffs] 19 00:01:54,451 --> 00:01:57,990 Your love is about to put himself in grave danger. 20 00:01:58,088 --> 00:02:01,121 -We mustn't... -[Rita] There is no life behind those eyes. 21 00:02:01,225 --> 00:02:02,394 [doorbell rings] 22 00:02:03,260 --> 00:02:04,296 Door. 23 00:02:06,097 --> 00:02:07,127 [doorbell ringing] 24 00:02:07,932 --> 00:02:09,468 Door. 25 00:02:09,566 --> 00:02:10,435 [Dr. Winslow] There's something you should know. 26 00:02:10,534 --> 00:02:12,371 My name isn't Talia. 27 00:02:12,470 --> 00:02:14,106 -Shit. -I'm not a doctor. 28 00:02:14,205 --> 00:02:15,707 I'm the Russian Grand Duchess. 29 00:02:16,774 --> 00:02:18,138 [wind blowing] 30 00:02:18,671 --> 00:02:19,544 Hello. 31 00:02:22,213 --> 00:02:24,349 Hello? 32 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:26,785 I really don't need any shenanigans today. 33 00:02:28,819 --> 00:02:30,655 [soft music playing] 34 00:02:33,757 --> 00:02:38,597 "Rita Farr retrospective. At the Cloverton Art House." 35 00:02:40,397 --> 00:02:41,901 [speaking French] 36 00:02:41,999 --> 00:02:45,837 [laughing] 37 00:02:47,404 --> 00:02:49,774 At least, someone appreciates me! 38 00:02:49,874 --> 00:02:51,171 [door slams] 39 00:02:51,275 --> 00:02:52,677 Find a new purpose. 40 00:02:54,746 --> 00:02:55,580 How? 41 00:02:57,381 --> 00:02:58,417 What does that even mean? 42 00:03:00,350 --> 00:03:01,420 [sighs] 43 00:03:02,654 --> 00:03:03,488 [grunts] 44 00:03:11,462 --> 00:03:12,531 [record scratches] 45 00:03:12,630 --> 00:03:14,533 [Spanish song playing] 46 00:03:27,945 --> 00:03:29,248 [sighs] 47 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:33,885 Shit! 48 00:03:37,121 --> 00:03:38,290 [music stops] 49 00:03:41,058 --> 00:03:41,893 [sighs] 50 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:48,567 Are you fucking kidding me? 51 00:03:49,901 --> 00:03:51,536 Fucking hate puzzles. 52 00:04:02,079 --> 00:04:02,982 Shelly? 53 00:04:04,381 --> 00:04:07,652 [wind howling] 54 00:04:11,055 --> 00:04:11,890 [gasps] 55 00:04:13,090 --> 00:04:14,326 [breathes heavily] 56 00:04:15,259 --> 00:04:16,295 [gasps] 57 00:04:16,393 --> 00:04:18,998 [breathing heavily] 58 00:04:20,264 --> 00:04:21,533 [gasps] 59 00:04:24,268 --> 00:04:27,739 [breathing heavily] 60 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:33,112 Whoa. 61 00:04:33,210 --> 00:04:35,714 [breathing heavily] 62 00:04:49,221 --> 00:04:51,291 -[Calvin] Whoa. -Whoa. 63 00:04:51,395 --> 00:04:52,932 [Derek] What's up, bro! 64 00:04:53,031 --> 00:04:54,599 Wow, Vic. 65 00:04:54,698 --> 00:04:57,436 -So, where's the tech? -I'm back in the flesh. 66 00:04:58,869 --> 00:04:59,704 What's up, C? 67 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:09,048 Cyborg was a badass, man. 68 00:05:09,147 --> 00:05:10,449 What gives? 69 00:05:10,547 --> 00:05:13,452 I made a change. Works better for me. 70 00:05:13,550 --> 00:05:16,221 I'm still the same, just without the tech. 71 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:18,157 I'm more comfortable in this skin. 72 00:05:18,255 --> 00:05:19,491 That's quite a change. 73 00:05:21,859 --> 00:05:24,429 Come on. I'm still the same old Vic you guys know. 74 00:05:25,496 --> 00:05:27,532 Uh, is that synthetic skin? 75 00:05:27,631 --> 00:05:29,902 -Oh, yeah. -Yeah, I read about that. 76 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,636 Wait, do you still have your powers? 77 00:05:32,236 --> 00:05:33,705 Uh... 78 00:05:33,804 --> 00:05:37,476 Not really. It's sort of complicated. 79 00:05:37,575 --> 00:05:40,079 Stealth, but keeps 'em guessing. 80 00:05:40,177 --> 00:05:41,846 [chuckles] Hey. 81 00:05:41,945 --> 00:05:43,482 I mean, I wish I could move through the world like that, man. 82 00:05:43,580 --> 00:05:44,917 Well, we definitely don't all have that luxury. 83 00:05:47,818 --> 00:05:49,288 [sighs] 84 00:05:49,386 --> 00:05:51,890 Yo, remember these guys? 85 00:05:51,990 --> 00:05:52,925 [all laugh] 86 00:05:53,023 --> 00:05:55,294 I remember Marcus' high-water pants. 87 00:05:55,393 --> 00:05:57,062 Okay, those pants won us the championship. 88 00:05:57,161 --> 00:05:59,598 -Aye, the Detroiticons. -Couldn't touch us. 89 00:05:59,697 --> 00:06:02,968 -Forever undefeated. -Oh. Hey, remember this? 90 00:06:04,702 --> 00:06:06,838 [in sing-song voice] Da-da-da-na. 91 00:06:08,272 --> 00:06:09,708 What! 92 00:06:09,807 --> 00:06:11,776 [Derek] Our pride and joy. 93 00:06:11,876 --> 00:06:13,345 Worked our asses off on this. 94 00:06:13,443 --> 00:06:16,015 Hmm. Mister Indestructible. 95 00:06:16,113 --> 00:06:18,883 Clown, why are you still trying to change his name? 96 00:06:18,982 --> 00:06:21,886 -You were out-voted. -[all] Consensus ruled. 97 00:06:21,985 --> 00:06:24,589 -Man, Mister Invincible. -Everything we wanted to be. 98 00:06:24,689 --> 00:06:26,491 -Bulletproof. -Yes. 99 00:06:26,590 --> 00:06:28,593 You know, I remember how hard it was for me to connect those arms. 100 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:31,030 I mean, the material to make him bulletproof was so hard to weld. 101 00:06:31,127 --> 00:06:34,366 I designed that head by drawing on sister's big forehead. 102 00:06:34,466 --> 00:06:35,901 [all laughing] 103 00:06:35,999 --> 00:06:37,970 Yo, the robotics club was in awe of Mister Invincible. 104 00:06:38,069 --> 00:06:39,704 Nah, man, they were in awe of us. 105 00:06:39,803 --> 00:06:42,041 Yo, Derek and I stayed up until 3:00 a.m. 106 00:06:42,139 --> 00:06:45,077 inscribing the Detroiticons insignia. 107 00:06:45,176 --> 00:06:47,779 -Yo, it's still there, man. -What? 108 00:06:47,879 --> 00:06:50,782 Yo. Best thing I ever did. 109 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:53,752 It's the first time I ever accomplished something. 110 00:06:53,851 --> 00:06:56,922 Gave me this fever to just keep accomplishing shit. 111 00:06:57,021 --> 00:06:58,890 Hmm... 112 00:06:58,989 --> 00:07:02,422 I just got to say one time, like, it feels so good to be with you fellows again. 113 00:07:06,330 --> 00:07:07,199 -Come on. -Ah! 114 00:07:08,365 --> 00:07:11,836 [all] Booyah! 115 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,738 [all exclaiming] 116 00:07:14,471 --> 00:07:16,775 [all laughing] 117 00:07:19,911 --> 00:07:22,081 [electricity crackling] 118 00:07:22,174 --> 00:07:23,848 No more taunting me, Keeg! 119 00:07:24,849 --> 00:07:26,618 In fact, you know what? 120 00:07:26,718 --> 00:07:28,153 No more games. 121 00:07:28,252 --> 00:07:29,188 I'm ignoring you. 122 00:07:29,286 --> 00:07:30,322 You hear that? 123 00:07:30,422 --> 00:07:31,451 I am. 124 00:07:33,057 --> 00:07:33,892 Oh, God. 125 00:07:34,559 --> 00:07:36,861 [groans] 126 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:40,065 Oh! I bet you think I'm off my rocker. 127 00:07:40,164 --> 00:07:41,934 Yeah, well... 128 00:07:42,032 --> 00:07:43,002 [groans] 129 00:07:43,101 --> 00:07:45,004 You know, maybe, maybe you were right. 130 00:07:45,101 --> 00:07:47,006 I should have burned the little brat when I had the chance. 131 00:07:47,805 --> 00:07:49,608 Oh, did I say that? 132 00:07:49,706 --> 00:07:53,645 [sighs] I'm sorry. I didn't... I'm at my wits' end with this kid. 133 00:07:53,745 --> 00:07:55,614 Okay? He's hiding in the walls. 134 00:07:55,713 --> 00:07:58,050 Okay, Larry, if I may... 135 00:07:58,147 --> 00:08:01,686 You might want to consider that Keeg is just gone. 136 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:03,288 I mean, he did leave you in the future, 137 00:08:03,387 --> 00:08:07,927 so, you know, chances are he's gone for good. 138 00:08:08,425 --> 00:08:09,594 [sighs] 139 00:08:09,693 --> 00:08:11,730 Is that the summation of my life? 140 00:08:11,829 --> 00:08:13,598 Am I just meant to be alone? 141 00:08:13,698 --> 00:08:15,968 No. Try and find new meaning. 142 00:08:16,066 --> 00:08:20,500 New purpose. I mean, do you have any powers without Keeg? 143 00:08:20,605 --> 00:08:21,640 Yes. 144 00:08:22,574 --> 00:08:24,109 No. 145 00:08:24,208 --> 00:08:25,377 It's complicated. 146 00:08:25,476 --> 00:08:27,579 Ah, okay, well, let's look on the bright side. 147 00:08:27,678 --> 00:08:30,249 You can enjoy the peace and quiet. 148 00:08:30,347 --> 00:08:31,416 That's what I'm doing. 149 00:08:31,515 --> 00:08:33,585 You know, I looked at my past, 150 00:08:33,684 --> 00:08:35,420 and I decided to leave it behind. 151 00:08:35,519 --> 00:08:39,024 Start afresh. Quiet the demons of the past, sort of saying. 152 00:08:39,123 --> 00:08:40,892 You should... you should try it. 153 00:08:40,991 --> 00:08:44,263 Oh. Okay, I see. Now that you've been voted team leader, 154 00:08:44,361 --> 00:08:46,899 you're going to have emotional wellness check-ins. 155 00:08:46,998 --> 00:08:49,301 Well, I'm not going to feast on regret, 156 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:53,505 but what I can do now is become a better leader. 157 00:08:53,604 --> 00:08:55,535 -Like, if I may... -You may. 158 00:08:55,639 --> 00:08:57,609 Before you go giving out advice, 159 00:08:57,708 --> 00:09:00,913 maybe you should make amends with the person you hurt the most. 160 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:16,761 It appears my fans are running late. [chuckles] 161 00:09:22,032 --> 00:09:24,269 [orchestral music playing] 162 00:09:24,368 --> 00:09:25,971 Ooh, Secret Rendezvous. 163 00:09:26,070 --> 00:09:28,073 -[narrator] Secret Rendezvous. -[sighs] 164 00:09:28,172 --> 00:09:30,442 [narrator] Starring Kyla Wright, 165 00:09:30,541 --> 00:09:36,115 -Charles Auego and introducing Rita Farr. -[chuckles] 166 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:37,416 It was my big break. 167 00:09:37,515 --> 00:09:39,851 [narrator] In this stately Boston mansion, 168 00:09:39,949 --> 00:09:43,055 the wedding of the year is about to commence. 169 00:09:43,788 --> 00:09:45,624 I smell cotton candy. 170 00:09:51,295 --> 00:09:52,731 [static noise] 171 00:09:57,702 --> 00:09:59,304 Man... 172 00:09:59,403 --> 00:10:01,740 Graham, the manager is still giving us the hook up. 173 00:10:01,839 --> 00:10:03,542 Yeah, we're loyal customers. 174 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:06,711 I mean, the three of us been coming here every week, for years. 175 00:10:06,811 --> 00:10:08,280 [Marcus] Yeah, five for four. 176 00:10:08,379 --> 00:10:10,149 I mean, I could down one pie easily. 177 00:10:10,248 --> 00:10:12,612 Tell my mother I had all my vegetables for the week. 178 00:10:12,717 --> 00:10:14,153 [laughing] 179 00:10:16,054 --> 00:10:16,888 Oh, Vic. 180 00:10:17,588 --> 00:10:19,158 My apologies, man. 181 00:10:19,256 --> 00:10:21,026 -I didn't. -Oh, no, it's cool to talk about my mom. 182 00:10:22,226 --> 00:10:23,895 Her funeral was a super tough day. 183 00:10:23,994 --> 00:10:26,626 And thank you guys for being pallbearers. 184 00:10:26,731 --> 00:10:28,067 You knew? 185 00:10:28,165 --> 00:10:29,969 Yeah. I mean, of course. I was still recovering, 186 00:10:30,067 --> 00:10:32,104 but my dad told me... 187 00:10:34,171 --> 00:10:35,740 Too bad you couldn't say goodbye. 188 00:10:36,807 --> 00:10:37,709 She was the best. 189 00:10:37,809 --> 00:10:39,044 Yeah. 190 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:40,045 That's fine. 191 00:10:40,144 --> 00:10:41,680 I got to see her in the afterlife. 192 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,117 Afterlife? You mean, like, your dreams? 193 00:10:45,216 --> 00:10:47,852 No, I mean, like, where you go after you die. 194 00:10:48,787 --> 00:10:50,289 [chuckles] 195 00:10:50,387 --> 00:10:52,624 Look. See, me and the Doom Patrol, we all died. 196 00:10:52,724 --> 00:10:54,559 Well, half died. 197 00:10:54,658 --> 00:10:57,362 Then a couple of ghosts saved us, and we survived. 198 00:10:59,196 --> 00:11:00,966 It's not the easiest thing for me to explain. 199 00:11:01,065 --> 00:11:02,501 He's a superhero, dude. 200 00:11:02,599 --> 00:11:04,736 Like, they crush time and all kinds of boundaries. 201 00:11:04,835 --> 00:11:07,272 No, no, no. Was a superhero. 202 00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:08,974 -[chuckles] -[sighs] 203 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:11,343 Was she happy? 204 00:11:13,477 --> 00:11:15,514 She was living her best life. 205 00:11:15,613 --> 00:11:17,983 Okay, then what's it like up there? 206 00:11:18,550 --> 00:11:20,152 Pretty cool. 207 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:21,886 You get to focus on all the things that you didn't get to do. 208 00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:23,822 So, Calvin, you'll finally get a chance to open up 209 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,824 that barber shop you keep going on about. 210 00:11:25,923 --> 00:11:27,526 You just got to die first, huh? 211 00:11:27,625 --> 00:11:28,688 [all laughing] 212 00:11:28,793 --> 00:11:30,195 Funny. Funny. 213 00:11:30,294 --> 00:11:31,630 [Marcus] Look, you've always had crazy strength, Vic. 214 00:11:31,730 --> 00:11:34,366 But Cyborg, that's next level. 215 00:11:34,465 --> 00:11:37,302 -What do you do with all that power? -Well, we stop bad guys. 216 00:11:37,401 --> 00:11:39,699 There was this one kid, I gave him a second chance. 217 00:11:39,803 --> 00:11:43,075 I gave him the opportunity to make different choices with his life. 218 00:11:45,810 --> 00:11:46,845 Okay. 219 00:11:50,348 --> 00:11:52,317 We stopped the testicle monster. 220 00:11:52,415 --> 00:11:54,920 [chuckles] It was crazy. This thing was screwing up shipping lanes. 221 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:57,856 People couldn't get things like wood that they needed for their homes. 222 00:11:57,954 --> 00:12:01,360 Right! For that new house I'm building on the lake, right? [laughs] 223 00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,228 That new house you'll be building in heaven. 224 00:12:03,327 --> 00:12:04,896 [both laughing] 225 00:12:04,996 --> 00:12:06,331 Vic this, Vic that, 226 00:12:06,430 --> 00:12:08,267 I mean, all we've been talking about is Vic. 227 00:12:08,365 --> 00:12:11,336 But Vic, you haven't even asked about your best friend, Derek. 228 00:12:11,435 --> 00:12:13,172 I mean, he did what we promised to do. 229 00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:16,508 Change the world starting locally, in Detroit. 230 00:12:18,175 --> 00:12:19,739 [Vic] Yeah, man, that's awesome. 231 00:12:19,843 --> 00:12:22,014 [clears throat] Yo, D, tell me about it. 232 00:12:23,081 --> 00:12:25,745 I started a robotics club in Detroit. 233 00:12:25,849 --> 00:12:27,119 I teach kids how to build robots. 234 00:12:27,217 --> 00:12:29,054 Nah, he's being modest, man. 235 00:12:29,153 --> 00:12:30,355 These kids love it. 236 00:12:30,454 --> 00:12:31,991 The stuff they build is next level. 237 00:12:32,089 --> 00:12:34,559 Mmm-hmm. I wanna be a part of that. 238 00:12:34,658 --> 00:12:38,063 Bring back the old robotics dream team. [chuckles] 239 00:12:38,162 --> 00:12:39,298 How do I volunteer? 240 00:12:41,031 --> 00:12:44,003 These guys volunteer, you know, they help me out. 241 00:12:44,101 --> 00:12:45,237 I can count on them. 242 00:12:45,903 --> 00:12:48,507 So, I'm good. 243 00:12:48,605 --> 00:12:49,942 [feedback over microphone] 244 00:12:50,039 --> 00:12:52,677 [announcer] The laser tag championship is underway. 245 00:12:52,777 --> 00:12:54,279 The reigning champs, 246 00:12:54,378 --> 00:12:57,777 Your Worst Nightmare, defeated the last opponent. 247 00:12:57,881 --> 00:13:00,852 Making them undefeated, and unstoppable. 248 00:13:00,950 --> 00:13:04,456 Any others in here brave enough to take on the champs? 249 00:13:06,055 --> 00:13:07,787 They look how we looked back in the day. 250 00:13:07,892 --> 00:13:08,994 [Derek and Marcus chuckle] 251 00:13:09,093 --> 00:13:10,729 Yo, let's take our title back. 252 00:13:10,827 --> 00:13:13,498 Oh, we haven't played since you left, Vic. We're rusty. 253 00:13:13,597 --> 00:13:16,068 Hey, loosen up your turtleneck, man. Let's have some fun. 254 00:13:16,167 --> 00:13:17,236 Yo, it's laser tag. 255 00:13:17,334 --> 00:13:18,637 Come on, man. We own that game. 256 00:13:18,737 --> 00:13:19,939 We got this. 257 00:13:22,072 --> 00:13:23,175 Let's get it! 258 00:13:23,274 --> 00:13:24,843 -[all cheering] -There it is. 259 00:13:26,210 --> 00:13:28,147 [orchestral music playing] 260 00:13:28,245 --> 00:13:29,448 Mmm. 261 00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:32,384 Oh. 262 00:13:34,284 --> 00:13:35,120 Oh, no. 263 00:13:37,154 --> 00:13:39,391 Oh, no, no, no, no. 264 00:13:39,490 --> 00:13:42,094 Polly, what are you going on about? 265 00:13:43,861 --> 00:13:45,497 -I know you. -Yes, Yes. 266 00:13:45,595 --> 00:13:48,633 I am the evil mother forcing her incorrigible daughter to marry 267 00:13:48,732 --> 00:13:51,236 only the third wealthiest man in America. 268 00:13:51,335 --> 00:13:54,139 Too late now. You're doomed to be rich and famous. 269 00:13:54,238 --> 00:13:55,574 And why are you just sitting there? 270 00:13:55,672 --> 00:13:57,576 Really, dear, the wedding's tomorrow. 271 00:13:57,675 --> 00:13:58,911 There's so much to do. 272 00:13:59,009 --> 00:14:01,480 Good heavens, I'm in Secret Rendezvous. 273 00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,282 [mother] And there she goes again. 274 00:14:03,380 --> 00:14:05,250 Come on. No more lollygagging, you. 275 00:14:05,349 --> 00:14:07,786 I've laid out your beautiful dress upstairs. 276 00:14:07,885 --> 00:14:09,688 No. You don't understand. 277 00:14:09,787 --> 00:14:11,851 I'm not supposed to be here. 278 00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:15,995 Your pretty little head is a tad confused. 279 00:14:16,093 --> 00:14:19,398 Darling, I am not supposed to be here. 280 00:14:19,497 --> 00:14:21,934 It's bad luck to see you before the wedding. 281 00:14:22,032 --> 00:14:23,202 But I couldn't stay away. 282 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:26,205 Alistair Kincaid. [gasps] 283 00:14:26,303 --> 00:14:29,074 My God, you were good looking, weren't you? [chuckles] 284 00:14:29,173 --> 00:14:30,775 Ah, but before you say another word-- 285 00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:32,211 -Uh-uh. -[gasps] 286 00:14:33,912 --> 00:14:35,948 A jewel for my jewel. 287 00:14:37,281 --> 00:14:38,878 [chuckles] Alistair... 288 00:14:39,717 --> 00:14:41,553 Damn it. Alistair... 289 00:14:42,053 --> 00:14:43,488 Well... 290 00:14:43,588 --> 00:14:44,523 You shouldn't have. 291 00:14:45,457 --> 00:14:46,391 [giggles] 292 00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:49,861 Can you see it, darling? 293 00:14:49,961 --> 00:14:51,863 The biggest wedding of the decade. 294 00:14:51,963 --> 00:14:53,198 Your face on all the front pages 295 00:14:53,297 --> 00:14:55,767 of all the broadsheets in all the world. 296 00:14:55,866 --> 00:14:57,602 Everyone knows your name. 297 00:14:57,702 --> 00:14:59,638 Everyone loves you. 298 00:14:59,736 --> 00:15:03,042 And that Princess of Monaco will eat her hat. 299 00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:06,511 Alistair Kincaid, you are a troublemaker. 300 00:15:06,611 --> 00:15:08,113 [sighs] 301 00:15:08,212 --> 00:15:09,949 No, I can see it. 302 00:15:10,748 --> 00:15:14,453 Or... I do see it. 303 00:15:14,553 --> 00:15:16,388 I mean, why not? 304 00:15:16,488 --> 00:15:17,918 Why not me? 305 00:15:18,022 --> 00:15:20,625 Do I not deserve to be loved? 306 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,194 That's the spirit, my darling. 307 00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:24,163 [sighs] 308 00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:27,632 [eerie music playing] 309 00:15:35,606 --> 00:15:36,341 [sighs] 310 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:37,576 [Cliff] What's up with you? 311 00:15:38,175 --> 00:15:39,912 Are you glowing? 312 00:15:40,011 --> 00:15:42,114 -No. -[Cliff] Something's different. 313 00:15:42,212 --> 00:15:44,383 -New haircut? -What? God! 314 00:15:44,483 --> 00:15:45,317 No, shut up. 315 00:15:47,385 --> 00:15:49,221 Okay, look, I'm going to tell you something, 316 00:15:49,318 --> 00:15:51,323 but you can't make a big deal about it because it's not a big deal. 317 00:15:51,421 --> 00:15:53,292 -I'm listening. -[sighs] 318 00:15:53,390 --> 00:15:56,061 Okay. Do you remember when we were in Cloverton 319 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,330 and Flex did that... 320 00:15:59,263 --> 00:16:02,201 thing and we all felt... 321 00:16:02,299 --> 00:16:04,703 If you're talking about the orgasm thing, 322 00:16:04,803 --> 00:16:06,038 I don't want to talk about it. 323 00:16:06,505 --> 00:16:08,140 Why? 324 00:16:08,237 --> 00:16:11,210 Because, Jane, maybe I don't want to talk about orgasms, or feelings 325 00:16:11,308 --> 00:16:14,579 or touching little butts that go pop in your hand. 326 00:16:15,346 --> 00:16:18,850 Okay. What's up with you? 327 00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:20,785 [Cliff grunts] 328 00:16:20,884 --> 00:16:22,955 [Larry] Okay, look, let's just agree that we're all going through 329 00:16:23,054 --> 00:16:24,656 a little something. 330 00:16:24,755 --> 00:16:27,026 Maybe what we need is to sit here in peace and quiet. 331 00:16:27,124 --> 00:16:28,693 [alarm blaring] 332 00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:29,761 Hmm. 333 00:16:29,861 --> 00:16:30,991 [Larry groans] 334 00:16:31,095 --> 00:16:33,732 Of course, why not? Bring it on. 335 00:16:34,532 --> 00:16:36,335 Team meeting! 336 00:16:39,236 --> 00:16:41,440 Why? We beat the Butts. 337 00:16:41,538 --> 00:16:43,242 [Larry] Yeah, we're good, De Mille. 338 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,877 Whatever you're trying to do, make it a solo mission. 339 00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:48,613 Except this is a new kind of mission 340 00:16:48,712 --> 00:16:51,616 which focuses on team building, togetherness. 341 00:16:51,715 --> 00:16:54,253 So, the mantra moving forward will be... 342 00:16:58,155 --> 00:17:01,293 T-R-U-S-T. Trust. 343 00:17:01,391 --> 00:17:04,263 Oh, fuck me. I'm back on Underground Avenue. 344 00:17:04,362 --> 00:17:07,299 You might not know this, but we trust each other. 345 00:17:08,232 --> 00:17:09,401 Or did. 346 00:17:10,401 --> 00:17:12,004 -We just don't trust you. -[scoffs] 347 00:17:12,103 --> 00:17:14,173 And besides, we chose you to be a hard ass. 348 00:17:14,271 --> 00:17:15,774 What's with this softer, wimpy shit? 349 00:17:15,872 --> 00:17:18,643 Correct. You chose me, and I have devised a plan. 350 00:17:18,742 --> 00:17:22,982 So here it is, our first trust building exercise 351 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:27,920 will be to support Rita at her movie retrospective. 352 00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,421 [Cliff] What movie retrospective? 353 00:17:31,055 --> 00:17:33,025 "The Cloverton Art House." 354 00:17:33,123 --> 00:17:34,693 Cloverton is a town full of dimwits. 355 00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:36,828 Do they even have an art house? This seems fake. 356 00:17:36,928 --> 00:17:37,930 [Cliff] Nope, nope. 357 00:17:38,028 --> 00:17:40,399 The Clovertonians detest us. 358 00:17:40,498 --> 00:17:42,567 Especially Rita. Doesn't add up. 359 00:17:42,666 --> 00:17:45,971 All the more reason for us to show Rita our support. 360 00:17:46,070 --> 00:17:48,068 And why didn't she tell us? 361 00:17:48,171 --> 00:17:50,375 [Larry] Maybe because she was hurt when we didn't choose her as team leader. 362 00:17:50,474 --> 00:17:52,677 Trying to heal that, but I... 363 00:17:55,045 --> 00:17:55,981 [sighs] 364 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,182 ...need your help. 365 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,555 [groans] 366 00:18:05,255 --> 00:18:06,525 [Cliff sighs] 367 00:18:14,598 --> 00:18:16,035 [Larry] Hey, yeah. Sorry, folks, 368 00:18:16,134 --> 00:18:17,302 I won't be joining you. 369 00:18:17,401 --> 00:18:18,737 I don't have the strength. 370 00:18:18,835 --> 00:18:21,173 I'm still trying to wrangle my wayward kid. 371 00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:24,910 [Cliff] Seriously, are you gonna stay here and wait for your fucked up, 372 00:18:25,009 --> 00:18:26,912 manipulative kid who abandoned 373 00:18:27,011 --> 00:18:28,647 your self-flagellating ass? 374 00:18:28,746 --> 00:18:31,283 Or are you going to support your best friend, Rita? 375 00:18:31,381 --> 00:18:33,113 -Fuck, yeah! Rita! -[Cliff] Rita! 376 00:18:33,216 --> 00:18:39,691 -[Jane] Rita. -[all cheering] Rita, Rita, Rita. 377 00:18:39,790 --> 00:18:42,361 -[cheering continues] Rita, Rita. -[Larry groans] 378 00:18:43,293 --> 00:18:44,964 [orchestral music playing] 379 00:18:45,062 --> 00:18:46,731 [sighs] 380 00:18:46,831 --> 00:18:48,433 [Rita humming] 381 00:18:48,532 --> 00:18:49,834 [Cliff] Where is she? 382 00:18:49,933 --> 00:18:51,670 [Larry] Shh. This is Secret Rendezvous. 383 00:18:55,339 --> 00:18:56,841 [Rita as Polly] What's this? 384 00:18:56,940 --> 00:19:00,045 A twist? Just before young Polly's wedding day. 385 00:19:00,144 --> 00:19:01,413 Okay, that's Oliver Truman. 386 00:19:01,511 --> 00:19:03,615 Polly's true secret love. 387 00:19:03,713 --> 00:19:09,588 [Rita as Polly] The dashing Oliver Truman sneaking into my window. But why? 388 00:19:09,687 --> 00:19:12,891 Could it be he's my true secret love? 389 00:19:12,990 --> 00:19:14,693 -Here to rescue me... -[Larry] Thank you. 390 00:19:14,791 --> 00:19:17,196 ...from a lifetime of endless wealth and ennui. 391 00:19:17,295 --> 00:19:20,065 Has he come to spirit me away into the night? 392 00:19:20,164 --> 00:19:22,834 Why, um, yes. 393 00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:24,769 Something like that. 394 00:19:24,868 --> 00:19:26,271 -[Rita as Polly chuckles] -[Larry] Huh? 395 00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:28,807 Something like what? 396 00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:31,944 What? Oh, yes, yes. 397 00:19:35,947 --> 00:19:37,716 Hey, what gives? 398 00:19:37,814 --> 00:19:40,485 We were having an affair during this movie. 399 00:19:40,584 --> 00:19:43,923 You kissed me with reckless abandon. 400 00:19:44,021 --> 00:19:48,160 Are you saving it for our secret rendezvous at the gazebo, 401 00:19:48,259 --> 00:19:51,296 where you finally steal me away? 402 00:19:51,395 --> 00:19:53,899 Sure, the secret rendezvous in the gazebo. 403 00:19:54,965 --> 00:19:55,968 Try it again. 404 00:19:56,066 --> 00:19:57,002 [clears throat] 405 00:19:57,101 --> 00:19:59,104 But this time, convince me. 406 00:19:59,202 --> 00:20:02,307 Oh, for the love of God, just get through the goddamn scene! 407 00:20:02,406 --> 00:20:03,675 Haven't seen my family in years. 408 00:20:03,773 --> 00:20:05,477 My kids are growing up without me. 409 00:20:05,576 --> 00:20:07,346 Why does this movie suck balls? 410 00:20:07,444 --> 00:20:08,981 -That's not the dialogue. -[Rita] That's not the dialogue. 411 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,816 [Oliver] Please, just do what she wants. 412 00:20:11,916 --> 00:20:12,784 I am begging you. 413 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:13,986 We're all begging you. 414 00:20:14,986 --> 00:20:16,255 [choking] 415 00:20:16,353 --> 00:20:17,289 [Rita] Oliver? 416 00:20:17,389 --> 00:20:18,723 [retches] 417 00:20:18,822 --> 00:20:21,426 -[Cliff] What the fuck! -[Rita] Oliver? 418 00:20:21,525 --> 00:20:23,828 [Oliver gagging and retching] 419 00:20:23,928 --> 00:20:24,796 [Rita sighs] 420 00:20:25,964 --> 00:20:27,632 Hold on. 421 00:20:27,731 --> 00:20:31,003 I think Rita might be in this movie. 422 00:20:31,102 --> 00:20:32,232 [Cliff and Jane] No, shit! 423 00:20:32,336 --> 00:20:35,774 No, I mean, in the movie. 424 00:20:35,873 --> 00:20:37,776 What the hell is going on here? 425 00:20:40,544 --> 00:20:44,083 [both] No shit. 426 00:20:44,181 --> 00:20:46,418 Hmm. I smell... 427 00:20:46,516 --> 00:20:48,353 coconut cream pie. 428 00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:51,356 [eerie music playing] 429 00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:59,398 [Cliff] Does anyone smell Nutella? 430 00:21:03,467 --> 00:21:05,637 Oh, for fuck sake! 431 00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:12,477 [Rita as Polly] Hello? 432 00:21:15,246 --> 00:21:18,250 Hello... hello! 433 00:21:18,348 --> 00:21:20,752 Oh! This is not a gazebo. 434 00:21:23,054 --> 00:21:26,158 [Rita] Oh... fuck! 435 00:21:26,257 --> 00:21:28,460 This isn't Secret Rendezvous. 436 00:21:28,559 --> 00:21:31,330 This is The Haunting of White Manor. 437 00:21:32,163 --> 00:21:32,998 [exhales] 438 00:21:34,731 --> 00:21:37,436 I don't know what the hell is going on here, 439 00:21:37,534 --> 00:21:39,704 or who thinks this is funny. 440 00:21:39,803 --> 00:21:43,875 But this movie gave me nightmares, and I am not amused. 441 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,511 [creepy kid giggles] 442 00:21:48,379 --> 00:21:49,481 [Rita] Fuck. 443 00:21:53,117 --> 00:21:55,820 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 444 00:22:00,290 --> 00:22:01,560 [Larry] Oh, my God. 445 00:22:02,292 --> 00:22:03,929 Am I in Rita's movie? 446 00:22:06,430 --> 00:22:07,799 I know this gazebo. 447 00:22:09,566 --> 00:22:12,071 I'm in Secret Rendezvous. 448 00:22:12,169 --> 00:22:15,040 You know, in happier times, this would have been a fantasy come true. 449 00:22:15,139 --> 00:22:16,041 But now... 450 00:22:18,776 --> 00:22:25,017 [softly] Rita? Rita? Rita? 451 00:22:27,351 --> 00:22:28,487 Who are you? 452 00:22:28,587 --> 00:22:29,989 I'm Oliver Truman. 453 00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:32,024 Polly's true love, her newspaper man. 454 00:22:34,191 --> 00:22:37,462 -And you're not Polly. -And you're not Oliver, pal. 455 00:22:38,595 --> 00:22:40,360 I'm Rita's best friend. 456 00:22:40,465 --> 00:22:41,733 At least I was. 457 00:22:41,832 --> 00:22:43,302 And I'm here to get her out of this. 458 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,603 So let's try this again. 459 00:22:44,702 --> 00:22:46,471 Who the hell are you? 460 00:22:46,570 --> 00:22:50,642 How does it feel to walk around in the world bandaged up like that? 461 00:22:50,741 --> 00:22:53,578 How do you think it feels? Exactly how it looks. 462 00:22:53,677 --> 00:22:55,747 [man] Your life must be devoid of sensuality. 463 00:22:55,846 --> 00:22:58,317 Yeah, well, everyone's life is devoid of something. 464 00:22:58,414 --> 00:23:02,054 More importantly, if I don't wear these bandages, everyone will die. 465 00:23:03,354 --> 00:23:04,856 How do you have human contact? 466 00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:07,492 I don't. 467 00:23:08,593 --> 00:23:09,628 I used to. 468 00:23:12,029 --> 00:23:15,000 -I have memories. -And memories are enough to satisfy you? 469 00:23:15,099 --> 00:23:17,702 It's not like I have a choice in this. 470 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:18,870 Okay? 471 00:23:18,969 --> 00:23:20,572 Well, how do you know that you don't? 472 00:23:21,772 --> 00:23:24,709 I'm the man in many elements. 473 00:23:24,808 --> 00:23:26,745 What if I were to tell you you're right? 474 00:23:26,844 --> 00:23:28,580 I am not a newspaper man. 475 00:23:28,678 --> 00:23:31,016 I'm just an innocent soul trapped in here, too. 476 00:23:31,683 --> 00:23:33,152 [Larry] By who? 477 00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:34,619 A strange creature, really. 478 00:23:34,719 --> 00:23:36,455 She calls herself Dr. Janus. 479 00:23:36,553 --> 00:23:39,624 Our order is to get your friend to emote as much as possible. 480 00:23:39,724 --> 00:23:41,226 But what does that even mean? 481 00:23:41,325 --> 00:23:42,594 She's an actress. 482 00:23:42,693 --> 00:23:44,629 She wakes up emoting. How do I save her? 483 00:23:44,729 --> 00:23:46,531 It's hard to say. 484 00:23:46,630 --> 00:23:48,767 Dr. Janus is sending your friend through her movie retrospective 485 00:23:48,867 --> 00:23:50,169 until she gets what she wants. 486 00:23:50,267 --> 00:23:53,238 She controls everything about this place. 487 00:23:53,336 --> 00:23:56,475 Then again, I know a thing or two about this place as well. 488 00:23:56,574 --> 00:23:57,842 I've been trapped here long enough. 489 00:24:00,944 --> 00:24:02,948 Maybe the two of us can find a way. 490 00:24:04,915 --> 00:24:07,519 The two of us? Me and you? 491 00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:13,025 Sure, lead the way. 492 00:24:20,797 --> 00:24:23,602 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 493 00:24:23,701 --> 00:24:25,137 Fucking hell! 494 00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:27,072 [sighs] Fuck, fuck, fuck... 495 00:24:29,140 --> 00:24:30,309 Fuck. 496 00:24:30,408 --> 00:24:33,112 [exhales] Think, Rouge. Think, think, think... 497 00:24:35,446 --> 00:24:36,748 Where's that fucking flier? 498 00:24:40,351 --> 00:24:41,853 "Rita Farr retrospective. 499 00:24:41,952 --> 00:24:44,123 A star from the golden age of Hollywood." 500 00:24:44,222 --> 00:24:45,890 Hmm, questionable. 501 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:49,594 "Playing at the Cloverton Art House. Dr. Janus Productions." 502 00:24:49,694 --> 00:24:51,596 Hmm, Dr. Janus. 503 00:24:52,263 --> 00:24:53,665 Dr. Janus? 504 00:24:56,568 --> 00:24:57,903 Dr. Janus. 505 00:24:59,670 --> 00:25:02,908 No, no, no, no... 506 00:25:05,109 --> 00:25:07,812 Well... Hello. 507 00:25:09,246 --> 00:25:10,782 "Name: Dr. Janus. 508 00:25:10,881 --> 00:25:14,786 Category: Emotional vampire." Fuck. 509 00:25:14,885 --> 00:25:17,856 [sighs] "Weakness: Fragile ego, lacks empathy." 510 00:25:17,955 --> 00:25:19,858 Oh, that's the same for most of us. 511 00:25:19,956 --> 00:25:24,663 "Weapon: creates artificial realities, hallucinations." 512 00:25:25,296 --> 00:25:26,298 Oh, shit. 513 00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:29,834 "How to combat?" 514 00:25:34,271 --> 00:25:35,707 "How to combat?" 515 00:25:35,806 --> 00:25:37,176 Are you fucking kidding me? 516 00:25:37,274 --> 00:25:38,410 That's it? 517 00:25:38,503 --> 00:25:40,112 That's... that's all you've got? 518 00:25:40,210 --> 00:25:45,484 Niles Caulder? You selfish, sex-deprived, son of a prick. 519 00:25:45,583 --> 00:25:48,520 You have left out the most important piece of information. 520 00:25:48,618 --> 00:25:50,222 How am I supposed to defeat her now? 521 00:25:50,321 --> 00:25:54,193 You fucking asshole! 522 00:25:55,525 --> 00:25:56,661 [Cliff] Hello? 523 00:25:58,362 --> 00:25:59,198 Hello. 524 00:26:02,734 --> 00:26:04,069 Where the fuck are we? 525 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,875 [softly] What the fuck! 526 00:26:10,975 --> 00:26:13,612 Are we in one of Rita's movies? 527 00:26:13,711 --> 00:26:15,180 I don't fucking know. 528 00:26:15,279 --> 00:26:16,648 Never saw one. 529 00:26:16,747 --> 00:26:18,883 Every time I try to watch one of her movies, 530 00:26:18,982 --> 00:26:21,987 Top Gun comes on. Saturday matinee. 531 00:26:22,086 --> 00:26:25,490 Yeah, same. You can't not watch Top Gun. 532 00:26:25,590 --> 00:26:26,926 Hell yeah, Goose. 533 00:26:27,024 --> 00:26:29,228 -Hell yeah, Maverick. -[hand clangs] 534 00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:31,663 [door creaking] 535 00:26:31,762 --> 00:26:34,166 Is this supposed to be a horror movie? 536 00:26:34,265 --> 00:26:36,201 'Cause... not scary. 537 00:26:37,001 --> 00:26:38,837 [eerie music plays] 538 00:26:38,936 --> 00:26:41,706 [laughs] Still not scary. 539 00:26:41,806 --> 00:26:42,841 [floorboard creaking] 540 00:26:43,541 --> 00:26:44,409 [both] Fuck! 541 00:26:44,508 --> 00:26:46,145 [eerie music playing] 542 00:26:50,014 --> 00:26:51,116 -[Cliff whimpering] -Shh. 543 00:26:54,751 --> 00:26:56,821 -You go out. -Fuck that. You go out. 544 00:26:56,921 --> 00:26:58,390 You're made out of fucking metal. 545 00:26:58,490 --> 00:26:59,358 [Cliff groans] 546 00:27:01,826 --> 00:27:03,428 -We're badasses. -Yeah. 547 00:27:03,527 --> 00:27:06,565 We fucking destroyed the testicle monster. 548 00:27:06,664 --> 00:27:08,200 It's just a fucking kid. 549 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,169 That's not just some kid. 550 00:27:10,262 --> 00:27:11,770 That's a creepy kid. 551 00:27:11,869 --> 00:27:14,634 Is anyone ever not scared of a creepy kid? 552 00:27:14,739 --> 00:27:15,774 [Cliff] True. 553 00:27:19,575 --> 00:27:23,348 -[upbeat music playing] -[automated voice] Three, two, one. 554 00:27:23,447 --> 00:27:25,517 -[buzzer blares] -[automated voice] Game on. 555 00:27:25,617 --> 00:27:26,685 [Vic] Where you at? 556 00:27:26,784 --> 00:27:28,053 [laser guns firing] 557 00:27:31,388 --> 00:27:33,225 Here we go, here we go. 558 00:27:33,324 --> 00:27:34,159 Marcus, left! 559 00:27:35,627 --> 00:27:36,656 Duck. 560 00:27:42,432 --> 00:27:44,203 -[Vic] Booyah! -He's down, he's down. 561 00:27:44,302 --> 00:27:45,137 Yes. 562 00:27:46,771 --> 00:27:48,668 [both exclaiming] 563 00:27:57,915 --> 00:27:59,884 Go. I got your back. 564 00:27:59,983 --> 00:28:02,021 Yeah, that's what you always said, but you left. 565 00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:04,756 Wait, what? 566 00:28:04,856 --> 00:28:05,790 I didn't leave, I was grieving. 567 00:28:05,890 --> 00:28:07,792 Yeah, we were grieving too. 568 00:28:07,892 --> 00:28:09,294 But you weren't with us. 569 00:28:09,393 --> 00:28:11,530 The more we reached out, the more you backed away. 570 00:28:11,628 --> 00:28:14,399 Why do you think I'm back here now in my skin again? 571 00:28:14,498 --> 00:28:15,434 That's a good question. 572 00:28:15,534 --> 00:28:16,535 You tell me. 573 00:28:16,634 --> 00:28:18,037 Why are you back? 574 00:28:18,135 --> 00:28:20,739 Yo, I had to mourn my mom and figure out who I was. 575 00:28:20,838 --> 00:28:24,977 And now I'm reconnecting with who I was before the accident. 576 00:28:25,075 --> 00:28:26,946 Connecting with people that were most important to me. 577 00:28:28,512 --> 00:28:30,983 We tried to be there for you back then. 578 00:28:31,081 --> 00:28:32,051 We couldn't find you. 579 00:28:32,149 --> 00:28:33,953 So you just stopped trying? 580 00:28:34,051 --> 00:28:36,488 Were we supposed to just chase you down? 581 00:28:36,587 --> 00:28:39,491 We don't have superpowers, Vic. 582 00:28:39,589 --> 00:28:41,460 I was your best friend. You didn't even try to find me. 583 00:28:41,558 --> 00:28:44,163 No. Let me remind you that I found you guys now, 584 00:28:44,261 --> 00:28:45,898 and I'm trying to make up for the time we lost. 585 00:28:45,997 --> 00:28:47,832 Except you can't. 586 00:28:47,932 --> 00:28:50,035 Too much time has already passed. 587 00:28:50,134 --> 00:28:52,871 We're not the same people we once were. 588 00:28:52,970 --> 00:28:55,707 We have been shaped by life in Detroit. 589 00:28:55,807 --> 00:28:57,109 There's been a lot of beauty, 590 00:28:57,208 --> 00:28:58,911 but also a lot of shit that we had to face. 591 00:29:00,111 --> 00:29:02,347 Made us the men that we are today. 592 00:29:02,446 --> 00:29:05,684 -You missed all of that. -Yo, I didn't ask to be Cyborg. 593 00:29:05,783 --> 00:29:08,420 But I did ask to be put back in the body that's closest to the body-- 594 00:29:08,519 --> 00:29:10,355 Vic, are you hearing me? 595 00:29:10,454 --> 00:29:14,393 You were Mr. Invincible for all the years that we were vulnerable. 596 00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:17,757 Even now, your skin is impenetrable. 597 00:29:18,329 --> 00:29:19,298 Mine is not. 598 00:29:20,999 --> 00:29:23,763 I lost my best friend. 599 00:29:23,867 --> 00:29:26,171 What you don't understand is that we live different lives. 600 00:29:26,270 --> 00:29:27,940 I lost my best friend, too. 601 00:29:29,974 --> 00:29:31,143 But I'm here now. 602 00:29:32,110 --> 00:29:33,578 Why can't that be enough? 603 00:29:33,678 --> 00:29:36,248 [laser gun firing] 604 00:29:36,341 --> 00:29:37,182 [girl giggling] 605 00:29:38,549 --> 00:29:40,953 [buzzer blares] 606 00:29:41,052 --> 00:29:43,022 [automated voice] Game over. 607 00:29:47,291 --> 00:29:50,529 [sighs] I'm sorry for blowing you off earlier. 608 00:29:50,627 --> 00:29:53,132 We can totally talk about orgasms if you want to. 609 00:29:54,733 --> 00:29:55,567 [groans] 610 00:29:59,269 --> 00:30:02,174 You remember the fog, right? Shelly? 611 00:30:03,007 --> 00:30:04,843 Sisterhood of Dada. 612 00:30:04,942 --> 00:30:06,245 Yeah, I hate those fucks. 613 00:30:06,978 --> 00:30:08,380 Very nice. 614 00:30:08,479 --> 00:30:14,286 Yeah, well... I saw her eye... in a puzzle piece. 615 00:30:14,384 --> 00:30:16,922 Then this mist came out of the puzzle. 616 00:30:19,190 --> 00:30:21,393 -For real? -I don't know. Felt real. 617 00:30:21,993 --> 00:30:22,995 Felt really real. 618 00:30:23,094 --> 00:30:26,765 Oh, shit. The mist seduced you? 619 00:30:26,865 --> 00:30:28,433 -Is that weird? -Why? 620 00:30:28,532 --> 00:30:30,235 -Because you blew a boner? -[groans] 621 00:30:30,334 --> 00:30:31,870 -You set one free? -Uh-- 622 00:30:31,968 --> 00:30:34,673 No, I tell ya, of all the feelings in the world, 623 00:30:34,772 --> 00:30:36,508 I miss that the most. 624 00:30:36,607 --> 00:30:38,043 Nothing in life compares. 625 00:30:38,142 --> 00:30:40,145 If there's a Hall of Fame for feelings, 626 00:30:40,244 --> 00:30:41,981 that's numero uno. 627 00:30:42,078 --> 00:30:45,951 Top of the charts. Undefeated. The be all and end all of feelings. 628 00:30:46,049 --> 00:30:48,887 Cleanup, Phyllis, because the fat lady has sung. 629 00:30:48,986 --> 00:30:50,755 Okay. A, you're disgusting. 630 00:30:50,855 --> 00:30:53,258 And B, it was... 631 00:30:54,725 --> 00:30:57,963 tender... gentle. 632 00:30:58,061 --> 00:31:02,667 In my entire life, no one or nothing has ever touched me like that. 633 00:31:02,766 --> 00:31:04,904 So what's the problem? It sounds like you liked it. 634 00:31:04,996 --> 00:31:07,372 [Jane] It's not about whether I liked it. 635 00:31:07,471 --> 00:31:09,174 I have to think about what's best for Kay. 636 00:31:09,273 --> 00:31:11,276 Fuck it. Forget about Kay. 637 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:12,477 How do you feel? 638 00:31:14,812 --> 00:31:16,015 [Jane sighs] 639 00:31:17,381 --> 00:31:19,451 I can't forget about Kay. That's the point. 640 00:31:19,551 --> 00:31:20,785 [both scream] 641 00:31:20,885 --> 00:31:22,054 [Larry] Hey, guys. 642 00:31:22,153 --> 00:31:23,956 Meet my new friend, not Oliver. 643 00:31:24,055 --> 00:31:25,324 He can take us to Rita. 644 00:31:27,025 --> 00:31:28,460 [eerie music playing] 645 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,929 Fuck! 646 00:31:30,027 --> 00:31:31,931 -Fuck, fuck, fuck. -[door creaking] 647 00:31:32,897 --> 00:31:33,933 Fuck. 648 00:31:37,134 --> 00:31:39,571 -Did I frighten you, Mary Ann? -[gasps] 649 00:31:39,670 --> 00:31:42,975 It's time for you to read me a bedtime story. 650 00:31:44,141 --> 00:31:45,544 Look, you... 651 00:31:46,845 --> 00:31:48,909 I know this is all bullshit. 652 00:31:50,247 --> 00:31:52,151 I know you played the creepy kid. 653 00:31:52,249 --> 00:31:55,687 But I also know your real name is Orville. 654 00:31:55,786 --> 00:31:59,091 And you were still pooping your pants during the making of this movie, 655 00:31:59,190 --> 00:32:01,826 which, trust me, creeped everybody out. 656 00:32:01,921 --> 00:32:04,596 Somehow, I got trapped in my movies 657 00:32:04,695 --> 00:32:06,598 which made me feel good for a while, 658 00:32:06,697 --> 00:32:09,334 but it doesn't anymore, and I want out. 659 00:32:11,035 --> 00:32:13,472 [floorboard creaks] 660 00:32:13,571 --> 00:32:16,841 Just do what she says or you're gonna make things worse. 661 00:32:16,940 --> 00:32:22,014 Who is she? Because trust me, kid, things can't get much worse. 662 00:32:22,113 --> 00:32:24,249 Not for you, for your friends. 663 00:32:25,517 --> 00:32:26,618 Wait. 664 00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:28,120 What are you talking about? 665 00:32:31,989 --> 00:32:33,025 [thuds] 666 00:32:34,092 --> 00:32:35,956 Oh, well, damn it. [inhales] 667 00:32:36,060 --> 00:32:38,230 There is no way to save them. 668 00:32:40,230 --> 00:32:43,735 I've sent them to their deaths. 669 00:32:45,535 --> 00:32:47,606 And the mission was trust. [scoffs] 670 00:32:48,873 --> 00:32:50,342 I can't even trust myself. 671 00:32:51,809 --> 00:32:53,012 I mean, 672 00:32:53,111 --> 00:32:57,749 why did anyone think that I was worthy 673 00:32:57,849 --> 00:32:59,651 of being a leader? 674 00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:01,453 Navel-gazing bastards. 675 00:33:01,552 --> 00:33:04,823 Were any of you paying attention? 676 00:33:04,921 --> 00:33:09,494 Have you not seen my track record, people? Fucking hell. 677 00:33:09,593 --> 00:33:11,096 All right, let's count them off. 678 00:33:12,463 --> 00:33:14,466 All right? 679 00:33:14,565 --> 00:33:19,571 One, half-ass victory against the Butts. 680 00:33:22,273 --> 00:33:25,544 Two, Cliff feeling the pain of violence. 681 00:33:28,212 --> 00:33:32,012 Number three, fucked over Rita. 682 00:33:35,186 --> 00:33:36,655 Number four, 683 00:33:36,754 --> 00:33:43,023 I had Malcolm killed, which again fucked over Rita. 684 00:33:43,127 --> 00:33:45,064 Right? Mmm. 685 00:33:46,564 --> 00:33:47,432 Number five... 686 00:33:49,901 --> 00:33:52,671 I stamped innocent people... 687 00:33:54,706 --> 00:33:55,640 as weapons. 688 00:33:56,841 --> 00:33:58,077 Why? 689 00:33:58,175 --> 00:34:01,446 And now, I want to be good. [chuckles] 690 00:34:02,179 --> 00:34:04,183 Well, maybe I'm not good. 691 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:09,288 Maybe I'm, maybe I'm just bad because everything I ever touch turns to shite. 692 00:34:09,386 --> 00:34:11,890 Okay. So, when the Doom Patrol return. 693 00:34:11,988 --> 00:34:16,661 If, if... the Doom Patrol returns from wherever 694 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,798 this fucking hell is that I have sent them to. 695 00:34:19,897 --> 00:34:22,968 I'm... I'm going to correct everything. 696 00:34:23,067 --> 00:34:24,303 Okay? Do you hear me? 697 00:34:24,401 --> 00:34:25,870 I'm going to correct everything. 698 00:34:25,969 --> 00:34:31,010 And I will give Rita who was a... a dear, dear friend-- 699 00:34:31,108 --> 00:34:32,211 Do you know what I mean? 700 00:34:32,310 --> 00:34:36,076 ...or whatever, toast to Rita. 701 00:34:36,179 --> 00:34:39,484 I'm going to give her the position that she deserves. 702 00:34:40,718 --> 00:34:43,288 Team leader, right? 703 00:34:43,386 --> 00:34:48,460 She deserves to lead that bunch of misfit vagabonds, not me. 704 00:34:48,559 --> 00:34:50,495 Definitely not fucking me. 705 00:34:50,595 --> 00:34:51,496 Not me. 706 00:34:54,232 --> 00:34:56,468 Well, I am going to need a bigger bottle. 707 00:34:59,303 --> 00:35:00,772 -That's the plan. -[electricity crackling] 708 00:35:21,526 --> 00:35:22,394 Whoa. 709 00:35:44,181 --> 00:35:45,217 [Larry] Rita! 710 00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:48,387 [dramatic music playing] 711 00:35:53,490 --> 00:35:54,626 [Rita] My friends. 712 00:35:55,559 --> 00:35:57,062 You're here to save me. 713 00:35:57,161 --> 00:35:58,430 [Cliff] Were you in Star Trek? 714 00:35:58,529 --> 00:36:00,632 You never told us you were in Star Trek. 715 00:36:00,730 --> 00:36:03,002 [Larry] We're in Spartacus 452. 716 00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:06,538 Rita's first sci-fi movie that, incidentally, was also her first box office failure. 717 00:36:07,804 --> 00:36:09,608 But that's neither here, nor there. 718 00:36:09,702 --> 00:36:11,043 Thank you, Larry. 719 00:36:11,141 --> 00:36:12,044 [clears throat] 720 00:36:12,143 --> 00:36:13,612 Now, listen to me. 721 00:36:13,710 --> 00:36:17,049 I appreciate you all coming, but you are in danger. 722 00:36:17,147 --> 00:36:18,250 This is a trap. 723 00:36:18,349 --> 00:36:20,419 -We know. -You do? 724 00:36:20,517 --> 00:36:22,421 [Larry] We have to save you from Dr. Janus. 725 00:36:22,518 --> 00:36:26,058 She's an evil being that has everyone trapped in your movie retrospective. 726 00:36:26,157 --> 00:36:28,260 Even my new friend. 727 00:36:28,359 --> 00:36:30,862 -I'm sorry. I never got your real name. -[man] Oh. 728 00:36:32,029 --> 00:36:34,866 Call me Mr. One-Oh-Four. 729 00:36:39,870 --> 00:36:40,940 The periodic table? 730 00:36:43,803 --> 00:36:45,710 Seriously? 731 00:36:45,808 --> 00:36:49,648 [Larry] The point is, I think this Dr. Janus wants to collect your emotional juice 732 00:36:49,746 --> 00:36:51,984 and that necklace or something like that. 733 00:36:52,081 --> 00:36:56,956 [laughs] Oh. Well, she's not going to get it in this movie. 734 00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:59,291 I took this role for the money. 735 00:36:59,390 --> 00:37:01,426 And perhaps we need to up the stakes then. 736 00:37:02,559 --> 00:37:04,796 [Cliff, Jane and Larry scream] 737 00:37:04,895 --> 00:37:06,966 -[Larry] What the hell? -[Cliff] What the fuck? 738 00:37:07,064 --> 00:37:08,228 What did you just do? 739 00:37:08,332 --> 00:37:10,002 Me? Nothing. 740 00:37:10,099 --> 00:37:13,638 I'm a man of many elements, but this was all her. 741 00:37:13,737 --> 00:37:16,942 Allow me to introduce you to Dr. Janus. 742 00:37:23,580 --> 00:37:25,017 -[snaps fingers] -[Jane screams] 743 00:37:26,050 --> 00:37:26,885 [Cliff] Fuck! 744 00:37:30,087 --> 00:37:31,690 But that was all me. 745 00:37:31,788 --> 00:37:34,193 What are you doing? They'll burn alive out there. 746 00:37:34,291 --> 00:37:36,328 I know. Isn't it a pity? 747 00:37:36,426 --> 00:37:37,496 [Cliff] That's your friend? 748 00:37:37,595 --> 00:37:39,131 Maybe you should be by yourself. 749 00:37:39,230 --> 00:37:40,865 Your choices are fucked. 750 00:37:40,965 --> 00:37:41,901 Shut up, Cliff. 751 00:37:41,999 --> 00:37:43,702 We can get ourselves out of this. 752 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:47,372 So call, uh, Flit or Hammerhead or some fucking body. 753 00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:49,574 [exhales] 754 00:37:52,043 --> 00:37:52,877 [Cliff and Larry] Um... 755 00:37:55,345 --> 00:37:56,982 What the fuck? 756 00:37:57,076 --> 00:37:59,351 -I can't. -[Larry groans] 757 00:37:59,450 --> 00:38:00,986 [grunts] Nothing's happening. 758 00:38:02,486 --> 00:38:03,488 Break open the bars. 759 00:38:03,588 --> 00:38:04,723 [Cliff] Let's do this. 760 00:38:05,389 --> 00:38:09,361 [straining] 761 00:38:09,461 --> 00:38:10,429 What the fuck? 762 00:38:10,527 --> 00:38:11,863 Fuck, we're powerless. 763 00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:12,965 Now you're getting it. 764 00:38:14,565 --> 00:38:15,935 Why are you doing this? 765 00:38:16,028 --> 00:38:17,736 What did I ever do to you? 766 00:38:17,829 --> 00:38:21,040 You have something that was never yours in the first place. 767 00:38:21,138 --> 00:38:25,410 Something that was stolen from someone very special. 768 00:38:25,509 --> 00:38:27,379 And we intend to get it back. 769 00:38:28,279 --> 00:38:29,581 What do I have? 770 00:38:33,050 --> 00:38:34,486 My emotions? 771 00:38:35,486 --> 00:38:36,788 Is that what you want? 772 00:38:42,226 --> 00:38:43,495 So what? 773 00:38:43,594 --> 00:38:45,297 I impassively watch my friends burn to death 774 00:38:45,395 --> 00:38:47,499 or I attempt the impossible? 775 00:38:47,597 --> 00:38:50,330 I try to save them and you get what you want? 776 00:38:52,737 --> 00:38:54,539 Fuck you! Fuck that. 777 00:38:55,973 --> 00:38:57,009 [breath trembles] 778 00:38:59,343 --> 00:39:00,612 [gasps] 779 00:39:02,946 --> 00:39:06,585 All of my life, I have felt like a fraud. 780 00:39:06,684 --> 00:39:11,123 All of my life, I have been the imposter masquerading as Rita Farr. 781 00:39:11,222 --> 00:39:15,594 But, one day, you crazy bunch of misfits 782 00:39:15,693 --> 00:39:17,862 who are just like me, came into my life. 783 00:39:21,164 --> 00:39:25,938 I say fuck Niles Caulder for most things but... not this. 784 00:39:26,036 --> 00:39:27,039 He gave me you. 785 00:39:27,967 --> 00:39:29,874 My family. 786 00:39:29,973 --> 00:39:32,177 I know you don't think we deserve anything good. 787 00:39:32,275 --> 00:39:37,549 But one thing I know we do deserve is the love that we have for each other. 788 00:39:37,648 --> 00:39:39,751 Well, had, before the Butts screwed us up, 789 00:39:39,849 --> 00:39:41,921 and then that weird testicle monster thing. 790 00:39:42,020 --> 00:39:45,690 But the point is... you accept me. 791 00:39:45,789 --> 00:39:49,728 The real me, whether I blob or triumph, 792 00:39:49,826 --> 00:39:51,896 you were always the place that I returned to. 793 00:39:51,996 --> 00:39:53,232 You were my home. 794 00:39:53,330 --> 00:39:54,766 Okay, this is really beautiful, 795 00:39:54,864 --> 00:39:56,201 but if she doesn't hurry the fuck up, we're gonna fry. 796 00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:58,938 [Rita] I've earned this family 797 00:39:59,035 --> 00:40:02,307 and I will be damned if I let some D-movie villain 798 00:40:02,401 --> 00:40:04,843 harm you or take you away from me. 799 00:40:04,941 --> 00:40:09,481 And, even though you people, who I love more than anything in the world, 800 00:40:09,579 --> 00:40:12,918 chose someone else over me to lead you, 801 00:40:13,017 --> 00:40:15,988 a perfect stranger, I might add. 802 00:40:16,087 --> 00:40:18,418 I would die if anything happened to you. 803 00:40:19,923 --> 00:40:22,527 [exhales] I'm going to save you. Mmm-hmm. 804 00:40:22,625 --> 00:40:26,131 Or we will die together because I'm not going to live my life without you. 805 00:40:33,337 --> 00:40:34,434 Bravo. 806 00:40:47,317 --> 00:40:49,088 Immortus will rise. 807 00:40:51,455 --> 00:40:53,092 [Rita] Wait, you! 808 00:40:53,190 --> 00:40:54,226 What did you say? 809 00:40:55,293 --> 00:40:57,262 Hey, that's it? 810 00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:00,865 You get what you want and you still leave us here to burn? 811 00:41:01,866 --> 00:41:03,402 Holy shit, we're doomed. 812 00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:07,139 At least you got to have a fucking orgasm before you die. 813 00:41:07,238 --> 00:41:08,107 [screams] 814 00:41:09,173 --> 00:41:12,511 Don't worry. I'm coming for you. 815 00:41:12,610 --> 00:41:14,346 [all screaming] 816 00:41:14,444 --> 00:41:15,981 -[Cliff] No! -[Larry] Rita! 817 00:41:21,385 --> 00:41:23,822 Oh, please. Do not let go. 818 00:41:28,226 --> 00:41:29,962 [Rita] Hot, hot, hot! 819 00:41:30,728 --> 00:41:31,830 What is that? 820 00:41:32,863 --> 00:41:36,068 [dramatic music playing] 821 00:41:38,102 --> 00:41:40,639 [Cliff] Holy fucking fuck! Is that... 822 00:41:41,305 --> 00:41:42,241 [Larry] Keeg? 823 00:41:44,541 --> 00:41:45,945 [Jane] He's rescuing us. 824 00:41:49,347 --> 00:41:50,315 [Larry] Thanks, kiddo. 825 00:41:50,414 --> 00:41:51,511 Let's go home. 826 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,156 Wait, don't. 827 00:41:57,588 --> 00:41:58,623 No! 828 00:41:59,557 --> 00:42:01,126 [Jane gasps] 829 00:42:01,225 --> 00:42:02,161 [Larry] Keeg? 830 00:42:03,194 --> 00:42:05,564 -[gasps] Rita! -[Jane] Rita. 831 00:42:08,433 --> 00:42:09,529 Rita. 832 00:42:20,744 --> 00:42:24,116 -[Marcus] Man. Good to see you, brother. -[Vic] You too. Take care, bro. 833 00:42:25,983 --> 00:42:28,587 -Take it easy, man. -One day I will. 834 00:42:33,758 --> 00:42:34,826 Good seeing you. 835 00:42:40,598 --> 00:42:41,700 Good seeing you, too. 836 00:42:51,643 --> 00:42:52,744 Hey! 837 00:42:56,414 --> 00:42:57,749 I promised to share custody. 838 00:42:59,617 --> 00:43:00,986 I had him for the first ten years. 839 00:43:03,988 --> 00:43:05,357 You get him for the next ten. 840 00:43:10,862 --> 00:43:11,964 Hey, Derek. 841 00:43:15,132 --> 00:43:16,668 I'm forever proud of you, man. 842 00:43:28,779 --> 00:43:30,049 [sighs] 843 00:43:46,631 --> 00:43:47,766 [tires screeching] 844 00:43:47,865 --> 00:43:49,268 [Cliff] Get the fuck out the way. 845 00:43:50,234 --> 00:43:51,971 -[door slams] -[yelps] Oh! 846 00:43:52,069 --> 00:43:55,740 Fucking hell. Ow! Oh! 847 00:43:59,776 --> 00:44:01,513 [Cliff] Move it. Out of the way. 848 00:44:01,613 --> 00:44:02,781 What's happening? 849 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:03,949 [Larry] We don't know what's going on. 850 00:44:05,916 --> 00:44:07,953 [dramatic music playing]