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[wings flapping]
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[Vic] What the hell?
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[Young Vic] Hey, uh, Dad.
Can I get a superhero toy?
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-[Silas] Yes, Vic.
- Dad.
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[Silas] I'll hop in line
at the register.
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Meet me there. Be quick.
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I know this memory.
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[toy clutters]
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Can I have Mary
on the toy aisle?
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Why are you grabbing me?
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Take your hands off of my son.
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He's damaging property.
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He's looking for a toy.
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Let's see what the cops say.
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[Young Vic] Am I going to jail?
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- Dad?
- Look, I will pay
for whatever the damages.
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Vic, why are these
on the floor?
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Now is not the time to be
a coward, young man.
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I was just looking for some
black superhero toys.
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We don't carry
Black superhero toys.
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Why not?
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No one buys
Black superhero toys.
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Look, I guarantee you,
he meant no harm.
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Give me a moment with my son.
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I'm sorry, Dad.
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I just wanted
a Black superhero toy.
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I made a mistake.
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We don't get to make mistakes.
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One mistake
could cost you your life.
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Here.
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General Tony's Black.
Be like General Tony.
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Clean this up.
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I'm going to go apologize
to the store manager.
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[birdwings flap]
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Looks like my transport's here.
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You take point.
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What?
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[zaps]
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[all singing] ♪ A, B, C, D, E,
F, G♪
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♪ H, I, J, K, L,
M, N, O, P ♪
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♪ Q, R, S, T, U, V ♪
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♪ W, X, Y, Z ♪
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What the fuck?
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[all continue singing]
♪ Now, I know my ABCs♪
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♪ Next time, won't you
sing with me ♪
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What kind of
Captain Kangaroo Jim Henson
devilry is this?
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Look, everybody, it's Jane.
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[all] Hi, Jane.
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Um, where am I?
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You're on Underground Avenue.
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That's so awesome
and totally makes sense
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and no sense at all.
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And who the fuck are you?
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Jane.
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You remember Harry?
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You rescued him from the well.
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This is Kay's imaginary world.
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She's all grown up now
and perfect.
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- Oh.
- Ah.
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The toy fucking lamb
can talk now?
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[sighs]
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Come here. Come here.
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Come here. Come on. Come on.
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[sighs] Here's the deal.
We're in Kay's subconscious.
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I thought we're always
in Kay's subconscious.
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Do I have a PhD
in subconscious shit?
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How the fuck should I know?
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Point is, she's in control.
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She's a well-adjusted adult.
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Not. And we're fucking puppets.
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So go with it.
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Jane, you're just in time
for the lesson of the day.
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Does anybody know
what trauma is?
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[all] Um...
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Dr. Harrison.
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[sighs]
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[puppet 1] Oh, look.
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-[puppet 2] Oh, wow.
-[puppet 3] Huh.
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-[puppet 4] Uh-oh.
-[others gasp]
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That's a fucking Dada bird.
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-[all] Oh.
-[all gasp]
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[zaps]
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, adult Kay's
gone! [sobbing]
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[all gasping]
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What the fuck are we
gonna do now, Jane?
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Ugh!
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Whoa!
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What am I doing here?
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Wholly fuck!
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What the fuck?
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- What the fuck?
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What the fuck?
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Oh.
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No, seriously! What the fuck?
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Honestly, you're in a memory
in your subconscious.
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Fuck!
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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Gotta say, you look worse
than I thought.
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That's your hello?
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Well, it pains me to say this,
but you look fucking awesome.
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Bro, moisturizer.
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I love that
fucking moisturizer.
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Why this memory?
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Really?
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You and I both know
what's behind that door.
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Ha ha. Right.
We both know.
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We do?
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Hey, what's the holdup?
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Catch your pale ass
in here.
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It's party time. [laughs]
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Time to face the music,
big guy.
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[birdwings flapping]
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[zaps]
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What the fuck?
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Yo? Are you coming?
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Me?
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Let's go.
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When in Rome.
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Metal ass coming through.
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[holy church music playing]
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[children laughing]
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What are you doing here?
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You tell me.
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If you're here to
change things, you can't.
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It just repeats itself,
over and over and over again.
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[birdwings flapping]
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"Good luck, Sheryl and Larry.
Love, Sally and Grant."
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We needed more than luck,
didn't we?
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[reporter on TV]
Now some humans might find
the following disturbing.
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Everybody, look who it is.
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It's Larry.
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Everybody say, "Hi Larry."
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- Shh, Shh listen.
-[girl on TV] I don't know
what's happening.
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There's a fog spreading
over the world
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and all kinds of creatures
are walking the Earth.
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The weather guy
is a water buffalo
with tattoos.
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[sobbing] I'm scared.
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[turns off TV]
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People, this is FUBAR.
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Agreed.
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- Who are you?
- This is General Tony.
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This is Vic.
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Cliff.
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I gathered.
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- And, this is Kay.
- Wow.
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Does anyone have
any explanation for this?
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Allow me.
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[clears throat]
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You are subconscious beings.
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So, you have not had
the pleasure of meeting me.
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I'm Rita Farr.
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Firstly, I'm not a sub.
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Secondly, I've taken
a recent foray into the past,
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and since my return,
I've worked
with the Sisterhood of Dada
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to create this
global phenomenon.
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What you're experiencing
is the Eternal Flagellation,
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the Sisterhood of Dada's
artistic experience
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that is going
to bring the world
to its knees.
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You're bewildered.
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Let me break this down
even further.
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Everyone in the world
has swapped places
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with their subconscious selves.
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You have come out
of a memory, a fantasy,
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a buried shame,
a deep dark hidden secret.
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Anything trapped
in the subconscious.
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What the fuck?
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Why?
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Because then no one will
be able to hide
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who they really are anymore.
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And that is going to rid
the world of evil.
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And it's art, huh.
So, stick a pipe in it.
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Can I skip this?
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I'm pretty comfortable
with my shame.
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Yeah, I think she's saying
that it's the problem.
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[General Tony] But where
are our conscious selves?
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Ah, your conscious selves
are in your place.
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They are reliving the shame
you have suffered
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over and over again,
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unless they have
a breakthrough.
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Wait. So, the plan is
we just stew in our own shit
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and the world is saved?
Because that's pretty evil.
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Oh, no evil? [scoffs]
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Hardly. Ambitious maybe,
pretentious, but evil?
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Now, evil is the scourge
who calls herself Madame Rouge.
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Evil is what she did
to the Sisterhood of Dada.
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Evil is what we're going to do
to her fishy little face,
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when we find her ass!
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I'm confused.
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Are we Flagellating
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or are we getting revenge?
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The world will flagellate.
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I'm getting mine.
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[man] I couldn't believe it,
but Mallah told me,
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the Bureau cut you loose.
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A gem like you?
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What did I say, Mallah?
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[sighs] You said you couldn't
believe it.
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And now she's here.
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Now, she's here.
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Blackballed by that fuck,
Niles Caulder, no less.
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Yes. well, what can I say?
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Shit happens.
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00:12:35,697 --> 00:12:38,934
So, the ape filled you in?
The big picture?
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00:12:39,001 --> 00:12:42,371
Oh, well, the brotherhood
of Evil is searching
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for a human guinea pig
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00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:49,945
to travel to the year 2021
in a time machine
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that you reverse engineers,
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from a drawing that you drew
30 years ago.
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To steal Niles Caulder's
inventions
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and bring them back here
to 1949.
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00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:04,493
So, you would invent them
before he does.
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Steal his dreams
and rule the world.
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My God, the accent on her...
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- Very evil...
- Right?
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00:13:14,403 --> 00:13:17,306
And she shifts shapes.
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00:13:17,372 --> 00:13:18,740
Did you tell her
the other thing?
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I would never do that to you.
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The name?
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Nobody De Mille.
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How attached are you?
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00:13:26,081 --> 00:13:28,083
Um, I don't know, what do you
have in mind?
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- Madame Rouge.
- Seriously?
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00:13:30,652 --> 00:13:31,420
So sorry.
224
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,021
It's very exciting.
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00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:34,690
It's undeniable.
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Madame Rouge.
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00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:39,761
Madame Rouge.
228
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:42,397
Well, what do you say?
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00:13:42,497 --> 00:13:47,936
I say that you had me
at fuck, Niles Colder.
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I think this is crazy.
231
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I don't have to do this.
It's a memory.
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Fuck this.
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Everyone is waiting for you.
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00:14:06,788 --> 00:14:09,024
- Mom.
- You will go through with this.
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00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,461
I know what's best
for your son.
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Mom, you do understand, right?
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I'm not him.
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00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:22,304
- He's not here.
- Let your sins
live in the past.
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You have to make
a break from all those
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immoral things
that you've done.
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00:14:30,712 --> 00:14:33,949
Show the Lord
that you could be
a faithful husband.
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00:14:34,049 --> 00:14:37,486
Show him that you could be
devoted to a woman.
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Put the Lord first, Larry.
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It isn't the past.
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I'm gay, Mother.
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- It's who I am.
- I have prayed
over this, Larry.
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I have prayed for you
to change.
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00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,407
And to be the man
that Sheryl needs you to be.
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Can you love me for who I am?
250
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,612
Why is that so hard?
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00:15:03,679 --> 00:15:05,280
In my heart,
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I know that you don't want to
bring shame to my life
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00:15:09,818 --> 00:15:11,353
and your father's life.
254
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,856
We are God fearing members
of this community.
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00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,259
But you suffocated
your own son.
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00:15:29,037 --> 00:15:30,005
For Sheryl.
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My gift to you both.
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You can have a good life, son.
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Carry on our tradition
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of righteousness
and true salvation.
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I've always been
invisible to you.
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See me.
263
00:15:58,567 --> 00:16:00,335
Listen to me.
264
00:16:00,402 --> 00:16:02,871
This is not
who I was born to be.
265
00:16:04,973 --> 00:16:06,241
Can't you hear me?
266
00:16:12,481 --> 00:16:17,819
[sobbing]
267
00:16:17,886 --> 00:16:19,888
I've looked everywhere.
268
00:16:19,988 --> 00:16:21,423
She's gone. [sobbing]
269
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:22,724
[gasps]
270
00:16:22,824 --> 00:16:24,259
-[puppet 1] Oh, no.
-[Jane] Relax, everyone.
271
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,995
- This feels like
it's really happening.
- Oh, no.
272
00:16:27,062 --> 00:16:28,230
Kay is gone.
273
00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:29,598
What if she got better?
274
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,566
Oh, she wouldn't do that,
would she?
275
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,268
Could she?
276
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,337
What's going to happen
to us? [sobbing]
277
00:16:35,404 --> 00:16:38,106
- Oh.
- Everyone, calm down.
278
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,742
-[mumbling]
- Okay. How about something
more positive?
279
00:16:40,842 --> 00:16:42,577
What was the lesson of the day?
280
00:16:43,178 --> 00:16:44,513
Drama?
281
00:16:44,579 --> 00:16:46,748
Ah, well,
282
00:16:46,848 --> 00:16:50,218
how about we talk about
something
a little more uplifting?
283
00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:51,553
- Oh.
- Um...
284
00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:54,556
-[gasps]
-[sobbing]
285
00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:58,260
- Oh.
- See, it's going to be okay.
286
00:16:58,360 --> 00:16:59,461
I fixed it.
287
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:02,364
I can fix this.
288
00:17:02,431 --> 00:17:05,133
Jane, you can't fix this.
289
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,469
- None of you can.
- Shut up, Harry.
290
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:08,470
What the fuck do you know?
291
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:09,471
Who told you that?
292
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:10,872
Did Kay tell you that?
293
00:17:10,939 --> 00:17:13,809
Duh, all of you think
you know Kay,
294
00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:15,077
but I'm the only one
295
00:17:15,143 --> 00:17:16,978
she tells her
real feelings to.
296
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,915
- I said, shut the fuck
up. [whacks]
- Ow!
297
00:17:19,981 --> 00:17:21,650
[all gasping]
298
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,885
-[groans]
- Oh, my God.
299
00:17:23,952 --> 00:17:24,920
I'm so sorry.
300
00:17:24,986 --> 00:17:26,988
-[puppet groans]
-[Jane] No.
301
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,490
-[puppet 1] Here.
-[puppet 2 sighs]
302
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:33,728
This is the lesson
of the day that we needed.
303
00:17:33,795 --> 00:17:36,898
I know. I'm not going to listen
to a fucking stuffed animal.
304
00:17:36,965 --> 00:17:39,601
Tell me what Kay wants
or doesn't want.
305
00:17:39,668 --> 00:17:41,770
- Oh, no, no, no.
-[Jane] Yeah, yeah.
306
00:17:41,837 --> 00:17:45,340
- Oh.
-[all grunting and screaming]
307
00:17:56,852 --> 00:18:02,591
[all laughing maliciously]
308
00:18:05,861 --> 00:18:09,431
[toys clanking]
309
00:18:18,773 --> 00:18:20,041
Dad was right.
310
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:23,512
Have to be strong like you,
General Tony.
311
00:18:23,612 --> 00:18:25,213
You were scared.
312
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,616
No one gave you permission
to be scared.
313
00:18:27,682 --> 00:18:29,217
It's time for me to grow up.
314
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:32,320
Be a brave,
disciplined warrior.
315
00:18:32,387 --> 00:18:34,156
You're a child.
316
00:18:34,222 --> 00:18:36,024
It's okay to be a child.
317
00:18:37,192 --> 00:18:39,394
Dad said, "No more mistakes."
318
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:40,896
I have my orders.
319
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,298
Please hear me.
320
00:18:44,966 --> 00:18:46,635
I need you to hear me.
321
00:18:48,036 --> 00:18:53,909
So Madame Rouge was canned
by the Bureau of Normalcy,
322
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:56,578
because of what she did
to the Sisterhood of Dada.
323
00:18:56,678 --> 00:19:01,016
So, then she joined
the Brotherhood of Evil.
324
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:03,985
That sounds like
a bad comic book.
325
00:19:04,052 --> 00:19:08,723
She came here
to the future to destroy
Niles Calder's legacy,
326
00:19:08,823 --> 00:19:10,258
which is us.
327
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:13,261
We have to stop her
in order to protect ourselves.
328
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,863
Wait, I thought she killed
your lover boy.
329
00:19:14,930 --> 00:19:17,499
- And you want revenge?
- Yeah, that too.
330
00:19:17,566 --> 00:19:20,001
Just wait a minute.
331
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:23,038
This is not what we do.
332
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,106
I'm a Sub.
333
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,876
I don't clean up messes,
I create messes.
334
00:19:27,943 --> 00:19:30,345
Looks like the lesson
of the day is,
335
00:19:30,412 --> 00:19:31,880
you're on your own.
336
00:19:31,947 --> 00:19:33,381
[chuckles]
337
00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:36,585
For the record,
your conscious selves
are lazy,
338
00:19:36,685 --> 00:19:38,920
self-pitying and cruel.
339
00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:40,922
But at least they had spunk.
340
00:19:41,022 --> 00:19:43,458
They always protected
the little guy.
341
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,631
All right then.
342
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:55,303
We can sit here and go through
the Eternal Flagellation.
343
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,606
Basically put your shit
on display
344
00:19:57,706 --> 00:19:59,474
for everyone in this room.
345
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:00,909
Mm?
346
00:20:00,976 --> 00:20:02,277
Who is first?
347
00:20:12,554 --> 00:20:13,822
Go! Go!
348
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:15,223
Go! Go!
349
00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:17,125
Go! Go! Go!
350
00:20:20,729 --> 00:20:22,664
Are you sure about this?
351
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,833
You have no idea.
352
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,021
Going on a trip?
353
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:48,790
What?
354
00:20:52,494 --> 00:20:53,695
Oh.
355
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:57,766
Yes, to the future.
356
00:20:57,832 --> 00:21:01,536
Apparently I'll be borrowing
your time traveling machine
357
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:04,306
or some facsimile of.
358
00:21:04,372 --> 00:21:08,009
Don't you dare equate
your mission with mine.
359
00:21:08,109 --> 00:21:10,178
Oh, no, no, no, not at all.
360
00:21:10,278 --> 00:21:12,714
Well, for starters, my mission
361
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:16,217
will actually, do something.
362
00:21:17,686 --> 00:21:19,220
What happened to you?
363
00:21:20,955 --> 00:21:22,557
You used to...
364
00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,225
have a moral core.
365
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:25,393
For 30 years,
366
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,529
I had one duty.
367
00:21:27,629 --> 00:21:29,698
Decide who was a weapon
and who was not.
368
00:21:29,798 --> 00:21:33,668
- I did that duty to the end.
- To Malcolm's end.
369
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:38,173
And they still tossed you
out on your ass?
370
00:21:38,239 --> 00:21:40,308
Yes.
371
00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:42,043
I'm going to see a man
about that, aren't I?
372
00:21:42,143 --> 00:21:43,411
I call bullshit.
373
00:21:44,713 --> 00:21:48,016
You betrayed
every friend you've ever had
374
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,251
and it wasn't because of duty.
375
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,921
It was because too much power,
376
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,356
is never enough for you
377
00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,325
You loved playing God
378
00:21:57,392 --> 00:22:02,197
with those sweet boys and girls
you sent off to war.
379
00:22:02,263 --> 00:22:05,200
Barely old enough to comprehend
their own specialness,
380
00:22:05,266 --> 00:22:09,871
let alone the word weapon
you stamped to their foreheads.
381
00:22:09,938 --> 00:22:13,274
And you loved lording
that power over the Sisterhood
382
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,744
you so fastidiously nurtured
383
00:22:15,844 --> 00:22:18,179
until the day you discovered
384
00:22:18,246 --> 00:22:21,449
you loved bringing it all
down even more.
385
00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:25,787
That's all this was ever about,
wasn't it?
386
00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:28,723
And this
387
00:22:28,790 --> 00:22:31,793
is all you ever were.
388
00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:35,797
And now you've lost
every friend you've ever had.
389
00:22:40,535 --> 00:22:41,436
Well,
390
00:22:42,704 --> 00:22:44,906
that was bracing.
391
00:22:44,973 --> 00:22:48,743
And if it's just us gals,
probably true.
392
00:22:48,810 --> 00:22:53,047
Not that I'd ever admit that
outside these walls.
393
00:22:53,114 --> 00:22:55,817
Did you really think
you could change the world
394
00:22:55,917 --> 00:23:01,456
with a Jangly hat made out
of serving utensils, hmm?
395
00:23:01,556 --> 00:23:05,393
Another word poem
to stick it to the man?
396
00:23:05,460 --> 00:23:06,294
[giggles]
397
00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:09,631
Art is bullshit.
398
00:23:09,731 --> 00:23:13,234
Art is a narcotic
you suckle while,
399
00:23:13,301 --> 00:23:17,338
life, ambition, purpose
pass you by.
400
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:20,508
I landed in a field
30 years ago,
401
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:24,012
with no memory of who I was
or what I believed.
402
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:27,449
Art saved my life.
403
00:23:27,515 --> 00:23:29,117
You destroyed it.
404
00:23:29,984 --> 00:23:31,753
And I hope you burn in hell.
405
00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:33,688
I hope I'm right here.
406
00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:36,324
Or are you like
your spineless friends?
407
00:23:36,424 --> 00:23:39,127
Or is the memory
that you forgot,
408
00:23:39,194 --> 00:23:40,295
that you're evil?
409
00:23:41,930 --> 00:23:42,864
Just like me.
410
00:23:44,432 --> 00:23:45,266
[gasps]
411
00:23:52,841 --> 00:23:55,543
Go ahead.
Kill me again
412
00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:57,979
Mm-hmm.
413
00:24:03,785 --> 00:24:08,456
For some reason,
It felt appropriate
to say goodbye.
414
00:24:08,523 --> 00:24:13,795
After all, you were
one of the best friends
I've ever known.
415
00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:28,009
Chins up, everyone,
416
00:24:28,076 --> 00:24:29,844
you're doing the right thing
here.
417
00:24:29,911 --> 00:24:31,045
Don't worry about us.
418
00:24:31,145 --> 00:24:33,414
We're all squared away.
419
00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:36,384
Just tell us when it's time
to do some superhero shit
420
00:24:36,484 --> 00:24:39,754
because we're ready, right?
421
00:24:39,854 --> 00:24:41,523
I'm not a superhero.
[chuckles]
422
00:24:41,589 --> 00:24:43,424
Vic is a superhero.
423
00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:49,597
[Dada bicycle bell mumbling]
424
00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:51,566
- What the hell was that?
- Uh...
425
00:24:53,401 --> 00:24:57,171
Don't even...
You can't turn back.
426
00:24:57,238 --> 00:24:58,406
You're on a mission.
427
00:24:58,506 --> 00:25:01,175
Actually, you are on
a mission, right?
428
00:25:01,242 --> 00:25:03,044
- We're just visiting.
- I'm warning you,
429
00:25:03,111 --> 00:25:04,279
there's nothing back there
430
00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:06,581
but more truth
and self-loathing.
431
00:25:06,681 --> 00:25:07,515
And beer.
432
00:25:15,356 --> 00:25:16,357
[gasps]
433
00:25:21,195 --> 00:25:22,964
No, Cliffie.
434
00:25:23,064 --> 00:25:25,767
It's hard to believe
how he got here.
435
00:25:25,867 --> 00:25:28,303
Climate from dirt track
to the Indy 500.
436
00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:32,106
Yeah. You also climbed my wife
every Thursday night,
437
00:25:32,206 --> 00:25:33,107
you fuck.
438
00:25:33,207 --> 00:25:34,943
A lot of years.
439
00:25:35,043 --> 00:25:37,612
A lot of blood spilled, too.
440
00:25:37,712 --> 00:25:39,447
Hell.
We've had our share
441
00:25:39,547 --> 00:25:41,783
of disagreements,
am I right?
442
00:25:41,883 --> 00:25:45,219
Like, would you take Kate
from the front or the back?
443
00:25:45,286 --> 00:25:46,654
Bottom line.
444
00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:49,157
You the best goddamn friend
I ever had.
445
00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:51,492
That's why
me and the boys,
446
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:53,728
we got something
special for you.
447
00:25:53,795 --> 00:25:56,331
Stay there. Don't move.
448
00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:57,732
Earl, Jethro,
come on, let's go.
449
00:25:57,799 --> 00:25:59,667
Don't worry, I'm not
going anywhere,
450
00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:01,636
you wife fucking fuck up.
451
00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:07,141
Okay. Think Cliffie,
452
00:26:07,241 --> 00:26:10,612
those artists freaks
did this Flagellation thing...
453
00:26:10,678 --> 00:26:14,916
Then they send me
to my subconscious
for something good?
454
00:26:14,983 --> 00:26:16,584
I don't think so.
455
00:26:16,651 --> 00:26:18,319
[all] Yeah.
456
00:26:20,288 --> 00:26:22,323
[rock music playing]
457
00:26:28,196 --> 00:26:29,797
To the King.
458
00:26:29,864 --> 00:26:31,966
[all cheering]
459
00:26:37,138 --> 00:26:39,173
Then again, I have been wrong.
460
00:26:39,273 --> 00:26:40,441
I've been wrong.
461
00:26:42,110 --> 00:26:44,212
[men whooping]
462
00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:46,514
Get some, dude, you're the man.
463
00:26:47,849 --> 00:26:50,652
- I'm the man?
- You're the man.
464
00:26:50,718 --> 00:26:52,320
You know what I am.
465
00:26:52,387 --> 00:26:54,555
I'm the fucking man.
Who's the king?
466
00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:57,725
-[man whooping]
- Who's the king?
467
00:26:57,825 --> 00:27:00,862
-[crowd cheering]
- I am the fucking King!
468
00:27:02,630 --> 00:27:04,065
We'll be safe here.
469
00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:06,067
It's comfortable. Secure.
470
00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:09,504
I've reinforced
the cotton sheets
with the flannel sheets.
471
00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:12,640
That's it?
472
00:27:12,707 --> 00:27:15,843
You've only secured enough
for yourself.
473
00:27:15,910 --> 00:27:17,078
Family sized.
474
00:27:18,713 --> 00:27:20,081
Can I get a beer?
475
00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:21,849
You're an adult,
but you're a kid
476
00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:23,251
who lives inside an adult.
477
00:27:23,351 --> 00:27:25,586
So sure, why not, fuck it.
Here.
478
00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:26,754
[bottle cap clanks]
479
00:27:30,324 --> 00:27:32,026
[spits]
480
00:27:32,093 --> 00:27:35,229
- Mm. Gross.
- More for me.
481
00:27:49,777 --> 00:27:51,779
You're on the lookout
for something?
482
00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:55,183
Aren't we all?
483
00:27:55,249 --> 00:27:56,350
Wow.
484
00:27:57,552 --> 00:27:59,721
You even guard
your subconscious.
485
00:28:00,421 --> 00:28:01,522
That's impressive.
486
00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:06,427
Are they right?
487
00:28:06,527 --> 00:28:09,097
- Who?
- The Sisterhood of Dada.
488
00:28:09,197 --> 00:28:10,798
I mean, is it important for me
to know
489
00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:13,067
why there's a General Tony
and Vic's subconscious?
490
00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:15,236
Maybe it is.
491
00:28:15,303 --> 00:28:17,038
Maybe knowing
will move us forward.
492
00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,540
Okay.
493
00:28:19,607 --> 00:28:22,577
Why does Larry Sub
stare out the window?
494
00:28:22,643 --> 00:28:24,145
None of your goddamn business.
495
00:28:24,779 --> 00:28:26,481
Hmm.
496
00:28:26,581 --> 00:28:29,650
Let's go into the Fort and uh,
we'll wait this thing out, huh?
497
00:28:30,785 --> 00:28:31,919
We've got snacks.
498
00:28:31,986 --> 00:28:33,988
Oh, why didn't you say so?
499
00:28:34,088 --> 00:28:35,123
Lead the way, sir.
500
00:28:50,004 --> 00:28:52,240
[indistinct conversation]
501
00:29:18,833 --> 00:29:19,834
Fuck me.
502
00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:22,270
Fuck you.
503
00:29:28,042 --> 00:29:32,480
[Shipley] On that day,
Rita knew she had
vengeance in her heart...
504
00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:36,117
Godamn right, I do.
505
00:29:36,184 --> 00:29:38,219
[Shipley] w hich was a shame
because the last 30 years
506
00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:41,389
had infused in her
a new found confidence and joy
507
00:29:41,489 --> 00:29:44,992
that had been so sorely lacking
in all her years before,
508
00:29:45,059 --> 00:29:46,694
in her "other" life.
509
00:29:46,794 --> 00:29:49,130
Tough shit
on a popsicle stick, Shipley.
510
00:29:49,197 --> 00:29:52,900
[Shipley] But, as she rockets
through the space
time continuum,
511
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,902
the inevitable forces
of physics
512
00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:58,673
and sheer story inertia
bring the memories
513
00:29:58,739 --> 00:30:01,509
of that "other" life
flooding back.
514
00:30:01,576 --> 00:30:05,046
And with them comes
the shame and insecurity
515
00:30:05,146 --> 00:30:06,714
she'd left long behind
516
00:30:06,814 --> 00:30:10,218
to a life once lived
and to be lived again.
517
00:30:10,318 --> 00:30:12,753
With these new
old memories returning,
518
00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:16,257
Rita had to wonder what would
become of the old new memories.
519
00:30:16,357 --> 00:30:18,392
If that makes any sense at all.
520
00:30:18,492 --> 00:30:21,495
And what of the one memory
she absolutely,
521
00:30:21,562 --> 00:30:25,066
positively could not bear
to lose?
522
00:30:25,166 --> 00:30:29,270
She was convinced, this memory
was so embedded in her heart
523
00:30:29,370 --> 00:30:31,906
there was no way
it could ever be extracted.
524
00:30:32,006 --> 00:30:34,876
But could she ever
truly be sure?
525
00:30:34,942 --> 00:30:36,711
Could she ever truly guarantee
526
00:30:36,777 --> 00:30:40,181
she and her beloved's bond
would never be broken?
527
00:30:40,248 --> 00:30:42,383
Turns out, when you have
a time machine
528
00:30:42,450 --> 00:30:43,951
of indeterminate function,
529
00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:46,587
the answer is, in fact, yes.
530
00:30:46,687 --> 00:30:48,389
Rita would have her vengeance.
531
00:30:48,456 --> 00:30:52,293
She would pursue Madame Rouge
to the ends of time.
532
00:30:52,393 --> 00:30:55,796
But first, she would make
a hard left to the Poconos
533
00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:59,233
to ensure her lover's loop
will never be broken.
534
00:31:04,138 --> 00:31:06,440
Rita would have it all!
535
00:31:09,577 --> 00:31:10,978
So... do we just sit here
536
00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:14,315
and wait for the Eternal
Flagellation to end?
537
00:31:16,584 --> 00:31:19,086
[inhales and exhales]
538
00:31:19,153 --> 00:31:20,421
I heard Larry-
539
00:31:20,488 --> 00:31:22,823
he wants to talk it out.
540
00:31:27,128 --> 00:31:29,063
I just thought it might
help pass the time.
541
00:31:29,130 --> 00:31:33,067
Talk? Are we like--
Spill our shit talk?
542
00:31:33,134 --> 00:31:34,902
No, thank you.
543
00:31:34,969 --> 00:31:37,505
[Tony] We relive
our pain every day.
544
00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:39,240
Why do we have to air it out?
545
00:31:39,307 --> 00:31:42,310
Maybe because we have a duty?
546
00:31:42,410 --> 00:31:46,447
A duty to our conscious self
so that they can
live a better life?
547
00:31:47,648 --> 00:31:49,951
They're stuck because of us.
548
00:31:50,017 --> 00:31:51,285
Life is about duty.
549
00:31:51,352 --> 00:31:53,454
And it's about what
and who you serve.
550
00:31:53,521 --> 00:31:56,824
And I know you understand that.
You're a father, I know you do.
551
00:31:56,924 --> 00:31:58,659
You have a duty
to your daughter, don't you?
552
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:01,495
Okay, that's enough.
553
00:32:01,595 --> 00:32:03,664
Don't bring Clara into this.
554
00:32:04,165 --> 00:32:05,499
Why not?
555
00:32:05,599 --> 00:32:07,201
Our conscious selves
never talk about this stuff.
556
00:32:07,301 --> 00:32:09,337
Duty and daughters
and Fathers--
557
00:32:09,437 --> 00:32:12,039
[sighs] Can we not
talk about Fathers?
558
00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:13,374
So we just don't talk at all?
559
00:32:14,508 --> 00:32:16,143
[Human Cliff] Exactly!
560
00:32:16,210 --> 00:32:17,812
No talking! Just...
561
00:32:19,113 --> 00:32:22,550
[Cliff] Finally!
I deserve something good!
562
00:32:22,650 --> 00:32:25,519
That's why God gave me
this memory
563
00:32:25,619 --> 00:32:28,823
and a three-month supply
of Parky meds.
564
00:32:28,889 --> 00:32:31,625
I know it's your celebration
so I'm guessin'
you're the head guy here.
565
00:32:31,692 --> 00:32:33,561
[chuckling] Uh uh.
566
00:32:33,661 --> 00:32:35,529
Give me all that sugar, Sugar.
567
00:32:35,629 --> 00:32:37,231
There's somethin'
I gotta tell you...
568
00:32:37,331 --> 00:32:38,699
[chuckling] Oh, God.
569
00:32:38,799 --> 00:32:41,002
Whisper those sweet,
naughty nothings, Darlin'.
570
00:32:42,670 --> 00:32:43,971
That Camaro outside?
571
00:32:45,239 --> 00:32:47,475
There's a little girl
alone in the backseat.
572
00:32:52,213 --> 00:32:55,016
Oh, fuck no. Uh-huh.
573
00:32:55,082 --> 00:32:58,486
No, no. Not my problem anymore.
Goodbye!
574
00:32:58,552 --> 00:33:01,822
Thank you! It's been good
takin' a trip down memory lane
575
00:33:01,889 --> 00:33:04,158
but I want no part
of this bullshit!
576
00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:10,197
That shit is from the weird
lady in the gas mask.
577
00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:15,202
Fuck it. Bye, assholes!
578
00:33:17,705 --> 00:33:18,672
[Cliff] Larry?
579
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:22,176
Larry?
580
00:33:23,744 --> 00:33:25,780
Larry? Larry?
581
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,748
- Cliff?
- Hey!
582
00:33:27,848 --> 00:33:29,517
- You okay?
- What does it look like?
583
00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:31,419
- I'm in hell.
- Tell me about it,
584
00:33:31,519 --> 00:33:33,788
it's those fucking
Dada fucks, right?
585
00:33:33,888 --> 00:33:35,890
And our Sub fucks are up top
probably saying,
586
00:33:35,956 --> 00:33:38,292
"God knows what to whoever
the fuck about us!"
587
00:33:38,392 --> 00:33:39,960
Fuck this Freaky Friday shit!
588
00:33:40,061 --> 00:33:42,396
Yeah. That's not even
close to Freaky Friday.
589
00:33:42,463 --> 00:33:44,065
You want to get out
of here or not?
590
00:33:44,131 --> 00:33:45,466
Yes. How?
591
00:33:45,566 --> 00:33:48,436
Look at that spiral thingy.
Follow me.
592
00:33:58,279 --> 00:34:01,148
[Jane] I don't know
about the rest of you
593
00:34:01,248 --> 00:34:05,820
but I don't have a duty
to anyone.
594
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,622
No one's ever honored
their duty to me.
595
00:34:08,722 --> 00:34:11,759
So you're saying that duty
isn't a thing anymore?
596
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,129
Duty is all that I am.
597
00:34:15,229 --> 00:34:17,565
I'm saying, fuck fatherhood!
598
00:34:17,631 --> 00:34:19,667
Whoa! You're like, what? Seven?
599
00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:21,969
Really? This is after
you gave her the beer?
600
00:34:22,069 --> 00:34:26,173
[chuckles] Though...
Maybe Kay is onto something.
601
00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:31,145
I watched Little Vic honor
his father more than himself
602
00:34:31,245 --> 00:34:35,749
and now that I'm up here,
yeah, I got questions.
603
00:34:35,816 --> 00:34:37,251
No, you don't.
604
00:34:37,318 --> 00:34:41,088
'Cause A, Number one,
we're going to avoid our shit,
605
00:34:41,155 --> 00:34:42,857
just like we always do
606
00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:44,925
B, Number two,
607
00:34:44,992 --> 00:34:48,863
stop blaming your parents
for your own fuck ups.
608
00:34:48,963 --> 00:34:50,998
Says the parent who fucked up.
609
00:34:52,032 --> 00:34:53,501
[chuckles] What?
610
00:34:53,601 --> 00:34:55,603
Oh, sorry, [chuckles]
611
00:34:55,669 --> 00:34:59,273
was I the parent who was
fucking the crew chief
612
00:34:59,340 --> 00:35:00,541
down by the train tracks?
613
00:35:00,641 --> 00:35:02,309
So it was better
to be fucking the Nanny?
614
00:35:02,376 --> 00:35:04,211
I bet your conscious self
is down there now
615
00:35:04,311 --> 00:35:06,881
finding a way to screw her
on a ping pong table.
616
00:35:06,981 --> 00:35:10,017
Hey! Don't you dare
pretend to understand
617
00:35:10,117 --> 00:35:12,386
that you know
what's going on inside me.
618
00:35:12,486 --> 00:35:14,855
Can you two grow the fuck up?
619
00:35:14,955 --> 00:35:17,558
You know what,
I thought you is useless.
620
00:35:17,658 --> 00:35:20,628
You, of all the people
swimming around inside you,
621
00:35:20,694 --> 00:35:23,831
we get the one
who can't do anything helpful,
622
00:35:23,898 --> 00:35:28,469
like, flit my fat
fucking ass out of here.
623
00:35:28,536 --> 00:35:31,539
- I don't need them.
- Newsflash:
624
00:35:31,639 --> 00:35:32,806
You do.
625
00:35:32,873 --> 00:35:34,875
We all do.
We need to get the fuck out
626
00:35:34,975 --> 00:35:37,144
of this pillow fort fuckery!
627
00:35:42,016 --> 00:35:45,586
So, that's it, you're just
gonna party forever?
628
00:35:45,686 --> 00:35:47,221
[sighs]
629
00:35:47,321 --> 00:35:50,391
No, because there is no
forever for me,
630
00:35:50,491 --> 00:35:51,325
I'm dying.
631
00:35:56,697 --> 00:35:57,665
What?
632
00:35:59,033 --> 00:36:01,235
[sniffles]
633
00:36:01,335 --> 00:36:06,207
The first part of my life,
I was a fuckin' red neck.
634
00:36:06,273 --> 00:36:09,009
Dirt poor,
didn't have a pot to shit in.
635
00:36:11,045 --> 00:36:13,514
But then I found race cars,
636
00:36:13,581 --> 00:36:16,450
and that was my ticket
out of hell.
637
00:36:16,550 --> 00:36:20,120
When you come from nothin'
you don't know what to do
638
00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:22,590
with the somethin'
that you get.
639
00:36:22,690 --> 00:36:24,925
People started
treatin' me differently.
640
00:36:25,025 --> 00:36:28,429
They started treatin' me
like I'm, I was special.
641
00:36:29,730 --> 00:36:32,032
And once you get
a taste of special-
642
00:36:32,099 --> 00:36:34,101
hmm, there's no turning back.
643
00:36:37,271 --> 00:36:39,607
But I never really felt
like I deserved it,
644
00:36:42,109 --> 00:36:44,311
so I plugged up the holes
with drugs and women.
645
00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:48,048
I was king of the race track
646
00:36:48,115 --> 00:36:52,319
but inside I was an empty fuck.
But, but, I was a king.
647
00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:55,289
And this king [sobs]
decapitated his wife
648
00:36:56,257 --> 00:36:58,158
[sniffles]
649
00:37:01,562 --> 00:37:03,264
[sniffles, sighs]
650
00:37:09,470 --> 00:37:11,972
[sniffles] Well, joke's on me.
[chuckles]
651
00:37:12,072 --> 00:37:14,341
[breathing heavily]
652
00:37:16,076 --> 00:37:21,815
Because...
Parkinson's has me now. Um...
653
00:37:23,517 --> 00:37:25,419
I'm deteriorating.
654
00:37:25,486 --> 00:37:29,590
But Abracadabra, I'm going
to do the most
ordinary thing that you can do.
655
00:37:31,525 --> 00:37:32,760
I'm gonna die...
656
00:37:35,095 --> 00:37:37,031
slowly... [sighs]
657
00:37:37,131 --> 00:37:38,432
before your very eyes.
658
00:37:42,636 --> 00:37:43,637
So, fuck it.
659
00:37:45,372 --> 00:37:47,308
[breathing heavily]
660
00:37:47,374 --> 00:37:49,343
You wanna flagellate?
l[chuckles]
661
00:37:50,778 --> 00:37:52,446
Let's flagellate.
662
00:37:54,315 --> 00:37:55,349
Oh.
663
00:37:56,317 --> 00:37:57,184
[inhales]
664
00:37:57,284 --> 00:37:58,485
[exhales deeply]
665
00:38:10,464 --> 00:38:11,398
Vic!
666
00:38:14,535 --> 00:38:15,569
Where is he?
667
00:38:15,669 --> 00:38:17,338
- What the hell?
- Over here.
668
00:38:19,039 --> 00:38:21,408
What the fuck! You're a toy?
669
00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:22,576
We gotta get you out of here.
670
00:38:22,676 --> 00:38:23,577
Wait! Wait!
671
00:38:25,245 --> 00:38:26,180
Give him this.
672
00:38:29,049 --> 00:38:30,417
He doesn't even know
you're here.
673
00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:31,485
Just do it.
674
00:38:46,367 --> 00:38:47,768
[retching]
675
00:38:47,868 --> 00:38:50,003
[Puppet pretty Polly]
What did we just do?
676
00:38:50,070 --> 00:38:51,405
What are we becoming?
677
00:38:51,505 --> 00:38:54,608
Well, what if it's true
and Kay doesn't need us?
678
00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:55,743
Of course she needs us,
679
00:38:55,843 --> 00:38:57,010
she created us.
680
00:38:57,077 --> 00:38:59,079
[Puppet Dr. Harrison]
Things change.
681
00:38:59,179 --> 00:39:01,882
What did you think was going
to happen when she went
on that bike ride?
682
00:39:01,949 --> 00:39:03,684
I don't know, Dr Harrison,
683
00:39:03,751 --> 00:39:05,953
what did you think
was going to happen
when you stole the bike?
684
00:39:06,053 --> 00:39:06,920
[slams]
685
00:39:07,020 --> 00:39:08,055
-[all gasp]
-[yelps]
686
00:39:11,892 --> 00:39:13,894
Huh? [gasps]
687
00:39:16,063 --> 00:39:17,131
What the fuck?
688
00:39:17,231 --> 00:39:19,066
Which one of you felt fucks
is Jane?
689
00:39:19,133 --> 00:39:20,801
You metal bitch,
690
00:39:20,901 --> 00:39:22,936
how about I shove that
Underground Avenue sign
up your ass?
691
00:39:24,071 --> 00:39:24,905
That's Jane.
692
00:39:24,972 --> 00:39:26,407
Where are we?
693
00:39:26,473 --> 00:39:28,909
In Kay's fucking
fantasy workshop
where she's an Adult
694
00:39:28,976 --> 00:39:30,978
and we're asshole Puppets.
695
00:39:31,078 --> 00:39:32,813
Get me outta
this Dada hellscape.
696
00:39:32,913 --> 00:39:36,383
Okay. Come here.
[chuckles]
697
00:39:36,450 --> 00:39:39,820
[speaking indistinctly]
698
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,156
You're like a baby! [chuckles]
699
00:39:42,256 --> 00:39:43,323
Hey, baby!
700
00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:44,925
Fuck you, bucket head.
701
00:39:46,827 --> 00:39:47,661
Oh!
702
00:39:47,761 --> 00:39:50,264
Oh, that's it!
703
00:39:50,330 --> 00:39:54,067
Jane goes off to leave us
with a mess. Again.
704
00:39:54,134 --> 00:39:56,503
No, not again.
705
00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:59,173
Never again.
706
00:39:59,273 --> 00:40:01,308
["Vehicle" by
The Ides of March
playing]
707
00:40:01,408 --> 00:40:04,144
♪ Hey, well,
I'm a friendly stranger
in a black sedan ♪
708
00:40:04,244 --> 00:40:06,013
♪ Won't you hop
Inside my car? ♪
709
00:40:06,113 --> 00:40:07,347
♪ I got pictures... ♪
710
00:40:07,448 --> 00:40:10,184
-[Cliff] What the fuck!
-[Larry] Stop.
711
00:40:10,284 --> 00:40:12,753
Reflect. Move forward?
712
00:40:12,820 --> 00:40:14,955
This is more Dada shit!
713
00:40:15,022 --> 00:40:17,191
Fuck this fuckin'
Art school project.
714
00:40:17,291 --> 00:40:21,528
If the message is to move
forward out of this
rainbow vomit, I'm in!
715
00:40:21,628 --> 00:40:22,796
[Vic] Oh, shit.
716
00:40:22,863 --> 00:40:24,164
[all screaming]
717
00:40:24,264 --> 00:40:25,999
♪ Got to have you child ♪
718
00:40:26,099 --> 00:40:31,205
♪ Great God in Heaven
You know I love you ♪
719
00:40:31,305 --> 00:40:35,375
♪ Whoa, you know I do ♪
720
00:40:42,649 --> 00:40:46,019
Um... who wants a piece
of stripper cake?
721
00:40:49,022 --> 00:40:50,123
Did you see Mom?
722
00:40:53,494 --> 00:40:54,361
I did.
723
00:40:56,163 --> 00:40:58,165
And I changed the script.
724
00:40:58,232 --> 00:40:59,867
Said the things
I should have said.
725
00:41:01,835 --> 00:41:04,471
Are you blaming me?
726
00:41:04,538 --> 00:41:06,740
Are you saying
I should have said
something else?
727
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,643
No. You should have done
something else.
728
00:41:11,011 --> 00:41:12,379
You think I don't know that?
729
00:41:14,515 --> 00:41:17,217
How do you think it feels to be
the worst memory
of someone's life?
730
00:41:17,317 --> 00:41:19,486
[chuckles]
You're not the worst, okay?
731
00:41:19,553 --> 00:41:21,321
There are others
far worse than you.
732
00:41:21,388 --> 00:41:22,856
Then why am I here?
733
00:41:22,923 --> 00:41:25,392
You're the day I committed
to lying to myself.
734
00:41:27,761 --> 00:41:29,496
- What?
- I got news for you,
735
00:41:29,563 --> 00:41:31,765
I'm from the day
that you hid from love.
736
00:41:33,534 --> 00:41:35,536
That's why you secretly
like those bandages.
737
00:41:35,602 --> 00:41:37,771
They give you an excuse
to keep people away.
738
00:41:40,574 --> 00:41:42,910
You're afraid you don't know
how to love.
739
00:41:44,678 --> 00:41:46,280
You think
you're not worthy of it.
740
00:41:50,851 --> 00:41:52,119
[sighs]
741
00:41:52,219 --> 00:41:54,254
Maybe you are the worst
memory of my life.
742
00:41:55,889 --> 00:41:59,626
You know, on my wedding day,
Mom invited me into her trauma
743
00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:02,429
and then I sucked the people
into my trauma.
744
00:42:02,529 --> 00:42:03,564
[sighs]
745
00:42:05,365 --> 00:42:07,734
You've got to learn
how to let love in, guy.
746
00:42:11,939 --> 00:42:13,473
One step at a time.
747
00:42:13,574 --> 00:42:16,209
- I have a duty to myself.
- Yeah.
748
00:42:17,377 --> 00:42:18,378
You do.
749
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:25,719
I live that memory,
every moment of it, every day.
750
00:42:29,156 --> 00:42:31,091
Make it worth
what I'm going through.
751
00:42:32,926 --> 00:42:33,794
Can you do that?
752
00:42:49,142 --> 00:42:50,177
I can try.
753
00:43:00,454 --> 00:43:01,755
Whoa!
754
00:43:06,426 --> 00:43:10,263
Okay, that was beautiful.
755
00:43:11,531 --> 00:43:12,833
Show's over, folks!
756
00:43:14,501 --> 00:43:15,435
Is it?
757
00:43:16,703 --> 00:43:20,173
- Oh, come fucking on.
- I know, I know.
758
00:43:20,273 --> 00:43:22,042
You seriously
want to spill our shit?
759
00:43:22,142 --> 00:43:23,844
No, I don't.
760
00:43:23,944 --> 00:43:27,648
But then I saw
Larry holding hand
with himself,
761
00:43:27,714 --> 00:43:29,449
and it was really fucking nice!
762
00:43:29,516 --> 00:43:31,118
-[groans]
- So, fuck it.
763
00:43:31,184 --> 00:43:34,287
Do you wanna know
what I live through
764
00:43:34,354 --> 00:43:36,790
every fucking day?
765
00:43:43,063 --> 00:43:48,235
Every day from dusk until dawn,
766
00:43:48,335 --> 00:43:50,070
I leave my daughter in the car
767
00:43:50,170 --> 00:43:54,141
so that I could go do some blow
and cozy up to a stripper.
768
00:43:55,842 --> 00:43:59,079
That's what I do,
every fucking day.
769
00:43:59,913 --> 00:44:01,581
I say, "Fuck you"
770
00:44:01,682 --> 00:44:05,986
to fatherhood because
fatherhood doesn't
make me feel special
771
00:44:09,322 --> 00:44:10,657
As a dad,
772
00:44:10,724 --> 00:44:15,095
I'm just part of the wallpaper.
[sighs wearily]
773
00:44:17,030 --> 00:44:19,366
Doin' blow.
Fucking strippers.
774
00:44:19,433 --> 00:44:22,602
That shit makes me
feel like a king.
775
00:44:22,703 --> 00:44:24,771
Every day, when party's over,
776
00:44:24,871 --> 00:44:26,406
I come back to the car,
777
00:44:26,506 --> 00:44:29,776
I look my daughter in the eyes
and I feel...
778
00:44:30,711 --> 00:44:31,778
Nothing.
779
00:44:33,013 --> 00:44:35,449
No guilt. Remorse. Shame.
780
00:44:37,718 --> 00:44:39,720
I got my rocks off
781
00:44:39,786 --> 00:44:42,255
and that has earned me
another week
782
00:44:42,355 --> 00:44:45,092
of stomaching
changing dirty diapers
783
00:44:46,193 --> 00:44:48,195
until the next race,
784
00:44:49,029 --> 00:44:53,767
Nanny, stripper.
785
00:44:53,867 --> 00:44:58,705
When I can go back to feeling
like a fucking king again.
786
00:44:58,772 --> 00:45:01,875
You left your daughter
in the car to go party?
787
00:45:01,942 --> 00:45:05,712
Look, I didn't sign up
for this shit!
788
00:45:05,779 --> 00:45:07,981
That kid interrupted my life.
789
00:45:08,081 --> 00:45:11,651
Why did I have to stop living
because I stuck
my dick in a hole?
790
00:45:11,752 --> 00:45:13,487
I want to feel special, too!
791
00:45:13,587 --> 00:45:16,256
You know, at some point,
the party's gotta stop.
792
00:45:17,724 --> 00:45:21,228
I may be stuck on a loop,
but I'm not fucking blind.
793
00:45:22,062 --> 00:45:23,897
You're on the same track.
794
00:45:23,964 --> 00:45:27,134
You're tripping balls
on Parkinson's meds,
795
00:45:27,234 --> 00:45:30,003
it's like it's 1984
all over again.
796
00:45:30,103 --> 00:45:32,773
You're selling
their shit on Ebay.
797
00:45:32,839 --> 00:45:34,641
I'm fucking exhausted.
798
00:45:34,741 --> 00:45:38,612
But you have a second chance
with Clara and Rory,
799
00:45:38,678 --> 00:45:41,615
but instead you're doing
the same shit all over again,
800
00:45:41,681 --> 00:45:43,617
that's killing both of us.
801
00:45:46,119 --> 00:45:47,287
Is it worth it?
802
00:45:49,790 --> 00:45:52,826
Answer me, is it worth it?
803
00:45:52,926 --> 00:45:54,194
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you, too!
804
00:45:54,294 --> 00:45:56,096
- Fuck you!
805
00:45:56,163 --> 00:45:57,664
And fuck all of ya'll!
806
00:46:09,142 --> 00:46:10,143
Dude.
807
00:46:18,652 --> 00:46:20,053
This shit is crazy.
808
00:46:32,632 --> 00:46:33,567
[sighs]
809
00:46:35,502 --> 00:46:36,736
I'm fine.
810
00:46:36,837 --> 00:46:38,738
I don't need
no pop psychology.
811
00:46:41,575 --> 00:46:45,045
Okay then,
we'll just stand here
and protect everyone.
812
00:46:45,846 --> 00:46:47,881
I have one question, sir?
813
00:46:47,981 --> 00:46:48,815
Who protects us?
814
00:46:48,882 --> 00:46:49,916
I don't need protection.
815
00:46:51,151 --> 00:46:52,419
No question about that,
816
00:46:52,519 --> 00:46:53,887
you've always been
a good soldier.
817
00:46:53,987 --> 00:46:57,190
Brave, disciplined. Warrior.
818
00:46:58,658 --> 00:47:00,861
You saw the memory I came from.
819
00:47:00,927 --> 00:47:02,162
Hmm?
820
00:47:02,229 --> 00:47:05,532
Yeah, I was a child.
821
00:47:05,599 --> 00:47:07,934
- You think anyone saw that?
- That I was a child?
822
00:47:08,034 --> 00:47:10,270
No, I don't think
anyone saw that
823
00:47:10,370 --> 00:47:12,572
- or cared.
- Well, I did.
824
00:47:12,672 --> 00:47:14,608
And on that day,
I saw you go straight
825
00:47:14,708 --> 00:47:17,777
from being a 10-year old child
to a soldier.
826
00:47:17,878 --> 00:47:19,679
Trying to please everyone,
827
00:47:19,746 --> 00:47:23,350
always saying the right things,
never making a mistake.
828
00:47:23,416 --> 00:47:24,618
You became perfect.
829
00:47:25,952 --> 00:47:29,356
But you lost something
very important.
830
00:47:32,893 --> 00:47:35,695
[sniffles, quivers]
831
00:47:35,762 --> 00:47:37,197
My childhood.
832
00:47:37,264 --> 00:47:38,265
That's correct, sir.
833
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:41,935
I'd never get that back.
834
00:47:42,035 --> 00:47:44,371
Yeah, but you can make
your own choices now.
835
00:47:44,437 --> 00:47:47,407
And maybe instead
of doing things that made you
a good soldier,
836
00:47:47,474 --> 00:47:49,075
you could do some wrong things.
837
00:47:49,142 --> 00:47:51,578
You can make
some strong choices,
838
00:47:51,645 --> 00:47:53,313
even if they're wrong.
839
00:47:53,413 --> 00:47:54,814
What do you think
I was trying to do
840
00:47:54,915 --> 00:47:57,083
before
this Eternal Flagellation?
841
00:47:57,951 --> 00:47:58,818
I know.
842
00:47:59,753 --> 00:48:01,488
I'm not here to criticize.
843
00:48:01,588 --> 00:48:05,926
I am here to say, keep going.
Hmm?
844
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:07,994
Have some fun.
845
00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:10,897
Find your happiness.
846
00:48:12,265 --> 00:48:14,267
Play.
847
00:48:14,334 --> 00:48:17,304
And then you take back
what was taken from you.
848
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:21,908
This is crazy.
849
00:48:22,609 --> 00:48:23,576
[scoffs]
850
00:48:25,512 --> 00:48:28,081
Why am I even listening
to somebody
I didn't even want?
851
00:48:30,483 --> 00:48:31,952
I didn't want a soldier!
852
00:48:33,186 --> 00:48:34,454
I was a fucking kid.
853
00:48:39,359 --> 00:48:40,527
[zapping]
854
00:48:47,667 --> 00:48:50,370
Harry said you didn't
want us anymore.
855
00:48:50,470 --> 00:48:52,939
What did we say
the lesson of the day was?
856
00:48:53,006 --> 00:48:54,607
Seriously?
857
00:48:54,674 --> 00:48:57,444
- You want to do a lesson
of the day now?
- Yes.
858
00:49:00,013 --> 00:49:01,014
Because it's you.
859
00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:04,117
You just cause me more trauma.
860
00:49:04,184 --> 00:49:06,820
Everything you do
just brings me more pain.
861
00:49:08,788 --> 00:49:12,058
And it's time for me to grow up
and be on my own.
862
00:49:12,158 --> 00:49:15,829
No, you can't survive
without me.
863
00:49:16,496 --> 00:49:17,731
I'd like to try.
864
00:49:17,831 --> 00:49:20,533
No. No.
865
00:49:20,633 --> 00:49:24,571
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no,
866
00:49:24,671 --> 00:49:27,540
no, no, no, no, no. No!
867
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:28,508
[inhales]
868
00:49:28,575 --> 00:49:30,143
I wish you would die.
869
00:50:01,007 --> 00:50:02,108
[yelps]
870
00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:04,677
[screaming]
871
00:50:19,225 --> 00:50:21,061
[wailing]
872
00:50:29,569 --> 00:50:32,072
[gasping]
873
00:50:33,807 --> 00:50:34,808
[groans]
874
00:50:38,244 --> 00:50:40,780
[panting]
875
00:50:45,752 --> 00:50:46,653
Is it over?
876
00:50:50,090 --> 00:50:52,392
I think so.
The fog's lifting.
877
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:54,594
Okay!
878
00:50:54,661 --> 00:50:55,995
I think we can all agree,
879
00:50:56,096 --> 00:50:58,731
that what happens
in the Eternal Flagellation,
880
00:50:58,798 --> 00:51:00,800
stays in the Eternal Flagella--
881
00:51:02,402 --> 00:51:03,837
You want to talk
about parenting
882
00:51:03,937 --> 00:51:05,271
or you want to talk about--
883
00:51:05,338 --> 00:51:07,841
- Oh, God. Oh fuck, oh, fuck!
- I don't know
884
00:51:07,941 --> 00:51:10,009
what's going on with you,
Dad, but...
885
00:51:13,113 --> 00:51:14,514
this isn't working anymore.
886
00:51:23,957 --> 00:51:24,991
I know.
887
00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:33,333
[Jane] Hello?
888
00:51:37,470 --> 00:51:38,505
Hello?
889
00:51:42,976 --> 00:51:43,943
Hello?
890
00:51:59,459 --> 00:52:03,696
I know things were said
and I hear you.
891
00:52:07,967 --> 00:52:08,902
We're gonna work it out,
892
00:52:10,570 --> 00:52:11,571
all of us.
893
00:52:12,372 --> 00:52:13,540
They're all gone.
894
00:52:26,853 --> 00:52:29,389
[pants, sighs]
895
00:52:30,723 --> 00:52:31,558
Oh.
896
00:52:32,859 --> 00:52:34,194
Ah! Thank God.
897
00:52:35,428 --> 00:52:36,362
Oh.
898
00:52:37,730 --> 00:52:38,865
I got you.
899
00:52:39,666 --> 00:52:40,733
Here you go.
900
00:52:52,879 --> 00:52:54,380
[Silas] Vic,
901
00:52:54,447 --> 00:52:55,548
you awake?
902
00:53:01,221 --> 00:53:02,121
[sighs]
903
00:53:09,095 --> 00:53:10,029
I'm awake.
904
00:53:13,633 --> 00:53:14,567
[grunts]
905
00:53:30,650 --> 00:53:31,751
I'm awake.
906
00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:40,159
[suspenseful music playing]
907
00:53:53,673 --> 00:53:54,574
[bark snaps]
908
00:54:07,620 --> 00:54:08,955
[theme music playing]
909
00:55:00,707 --> 00:55:02,075
Greg, move your head.