1 00:01:31,501 --> 00:01:36,205 [wings flapping] 2 00:01:43,212 --> 00:01:44,847 [Vic] What the hell? 3 00:01:46,382 --> 00:01:48,618 [Young Vic] Hey, uh, Dad. Can I get a superhero toy? 4 00:01:48,684 --> 00:01:50,119 -[Silas] Yes, Vic. - Dad. 5 00:01:50,186 --> 00:01:51,954 [Silas] I'll hop in line at the register. 6 00:01:52,021 --> 00:01:53,489 Meet me there. Be quick. 7 00:01:57,860 --> 00:01:59,195 I know this memory. 8 00:02:04,967 --> 00:02:06,369 [toy clutters] 9 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:25,655 Can I have Mary on the toy aisle? 10 00:02:25,721 --> 00:02:26,989 Why are you grabbing me? 11 00:02:27,056 --> 00:02:28,324 Take your hands off of my son. 12 00:02:28,391 --> 00:02:29,492 He's damaging property. 13 00:02:30,493 --> 00:02:31,527 He's looking for a toy. 14 00:02:31,594 --> 00:02:32,595 Let's see what the cops say. 15 00:02:32,695 --> 00:02:34,897 [Young Vic] Am I going to jail? 16 00:02:34,997 --> 00:02:38,601 - Dad? - Look, I will pay for whatever the damages. 17 00:02:40,036 --> 00:02:41,404 Vic, why are these on the floor? 18 00:02:43,172 --> 00:02:45,575 Now is not the time to be a coward, young man. 19 00:02:45,675 --> 00:02:48,444 I was just looking for some black superhero toys. 20 00:02:50,346 --> 00:02:52,448 We don't carry Black superhero toys. 21 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:53,883 Why not? 22 00:02:53,950 --> 00:02:56,352 No one buys Black superhero toys. 23 00:02:56,419 --> 00:02:58,754 Look, I guarantee you, he meant no harm. 24 00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:01,557 Give me a moment with my son. 25 00:03:10,199 --> 00:03:11,367 I'm sorry, Dad. 26 00:03:11,434 --> 00:03:13,269 I just wanted a Black superhero toy. 27 00:03:14,604 --> 00:03:15,738 I made a mistake. 28 00:03:15,805 --> 00:03:17,607 We don't get to make mistakes. 29 00:03:17,707 --> 00:03:20,476 One mistake could cost you your life. 30 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:28,317 Here. 31 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,721 General Tony's Black. Be like General Tony. 32 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:40,162 Clean this up. 33 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:42,598 I'm going to go apologize to the store manager. 34 00:03:58,581 --> 00:03:59,815 [birdwings flap] 35 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:02,985 Looks like my transport's here. 36 00:04:03,085 --> 00:04:04,020 You take point. 37 00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:05,921 What? 38 00:04:06,956 --> 00:04:08,624 [zaps] 39 00:04:12,028 --> 00:04:16,132 [all singing] ♪ A, B, C, D, E, F, G♪ 40 00:04:16,198 --> 00:04:20,636 ♪ H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P ♪ 41 00:04:20,703 --> 00:04:24,774 ♪ Q, R, S, T, U, V ♪ 42 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:28,611 ♪ W, X, Y, Z ♪ 43 00:04:28,678 --> 00:04:30,146 What the fuck? 44 00:04:30,212 --> 00:04:32,948 [all continue singing] ♪ Now, I know my ABCs♪ 45 00:04:33,015 --> 00:04:40,456 ♪ Next time, won't you sing with me ♪ 46 00:04:40,523 --> 00:04:44,360 What kind of Captain Kangaroo Jim Henson devilry is this? 47 00:04:44,460 --> 00:04:46,829 Look, everybody, it's Jane. 48 00:04:46,896 --> 00:04:49,031 [all] Hi, Jane. 49 00:04:49,131 --> 00:04:51,033 Um, where am I? 50 00:04:51,133 --> 00:04:53,035 You're on Underground Avenue. 51 00:04:53,135 --> 00:04:55,304 That's so awesome and totally makes sense 52 00:04:55,371 --> 00:04:56,806 and no sense at all. 53 00:04:58,174 --> 00:04:59,375 And who the fuck are you? 54 00:05:02,011 --> 00:05:03,412 Jane. 55 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,014 You remember Harry? 56 00:05:05,081 --> 00:05:07,316 You rescued him from the well. 57 00:05:07,383 --> 00:05:09,385 This is Kay's imaginary world. 58 00:05:09,485 --> 00:05:13,589 She's all grown up now and perfect. 59 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:15,191 - Oh. - Ah. 60 00:05:15,257 --> 00:05:17,660 The toy fucking lamb can talk now? 61 00:05:18,327 --> 00:05:20,496 [sighs] 62 00:05:20,563 --> 00:05:21,897 Come here. Come here. 63 00:05:21,997 --> 00:05:25,034 Come here. Come on. Come on. 64 00:05:25,101 --> 00:05:27,770 [sighs] Here's the deal. We're in Kay's subconscious. 65 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:29,605 I thought we're always in Kay's subconscious. 66 00:05:29,705 --> 00:05:31,273 Do I have a PhD in subconscious shit? 67 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:32,608 How the fuck should I know? 68 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:33,843 Point is, she's in control. 69 00:05:33,909 --> 00:05:35,211 She's a well-adjusted adult. 70 00:05:35,277 --> 00:05:37,246 Not. And we're fucking puppets. 71 00:05:37,346 --> 00:05:38,714 So go with it. 72 00:05:38,781 --> 00:05:42,385 Jane, you're just in time for the lesson of the day. 73 00:05:47,923 --> 00:05:51,460 Does anybody know what trauma is? 74 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,129 [all] Um... 75 00:05:53,229 --> 00:05:54,130 Dr. Harrison. 76 00:05:54,230 --> 00:05:54,964 [sighs] 77 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:56,198 [puppet 1] Oh, look. 78 00:05:56,265 --> 00:05:57,466 -[puppet 2] Oh, wow. -[puppet 3] Huh. 79 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:58,601 -[puppet 4] Uh-oh. -[others gasp] 80 00:05:58,701 --> 00:06:00,469 That's a fucking Dada bird. 81 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,938 -[all] Oh. -[all gasp] 82 00:06:05,107 --> 00:06:06,709 [zaps] 83 00:06:06,776 --> 00:06:11,781 - Oh, no. - Oh, adult Kay's gone! [sobbing] 84 00:06:11,881 --> 00:06:13,115 [all gasping] 85 00:06:13,215 --> 00:06:15,251 What the fuck are we gonna do now, Jane? 86 00:06:15,317 --> 00:06:17,653 Ugh! 87 00:06:23,092 --> 00:06:24,493 Whoa! 88 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:26,061 What am I doing here? 89 00:06:28,464 --> 00:06:29,432 Wholly fuck! 90 00:06:29,498 --> 00:06:32,001 What the fuck? 91 00:06:32,101 --> 00:06:36,405 - What the fuck? 92 00:06:36,472 --> 00:06:38,507 What the fuck? 93 00:06:39,275 --> 00:06:41,010 Oh. 94 00:06:41,110 --> 00:06:43,412 No, seriously! What the fuck? 95 00:06:43,479 --> 00:06:47,183 Honestly, you're in a memory in your subconscious. 96 00:06:47,283 --> 00:06:48,851 Fuck! 97 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:50,786 - Seriously? - Yeah. 98 00:06:52,087 --> 00:06:55,458 Gotta say, you look worse than I thought. 99 00:06:55,524 --> 00:06:58,027 That's your hello? 100 00:06:58,127 --> 00:07:01,764 Well, it pains me to say this, but you look fucking awesome. 101 00:07:01,831 --> 00:07:04,366 Bro, moisturizer. 102 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:07,303 I love that fucking moisturizer. 103 00:07:08,370 --> 00:07:10,139 Why this memory? 104 00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:11,707 Really? 105 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:14,677 You and I both know what's behind that door. 106 00:07:14,777 --> 00:07:18,013 Ha ha. Right. We both know. 107 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:20,516 We do? 108 00:07:20,616 --> 00:07:21,951 Hey, what's the holdup? 109 00:07:22,017 --> 00:07:23,519 Catch your pale ass in here. 110 00:07:23,619 --> 00:07:26,655 It's party time. [laughs] 111 00:07:26,722 --> 00:07:28,657 Time to face the music, big guy. 112 00:07:28,724 --> 00:07:29,892 [birdwings flapping] 113 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:32,728 [zaps] 114 00:07:33,896 --> 00:07:35,297 What the fuck? 115 00:07:35,364 --> 00:07:37,066 Yo? Are you coming? 116 00:07:38,801 --> 00:07:39,702 Me? 117 00:07:40,336 --> 00:07:41,637 Let's go. 118 00:07:43,639 --> 00:07:45,140 When in Rome. 119 00:07:45,908 --> 00:07:48,978 Metal ass coming through. 120 00:07:53,649 --> 00:07:55,718 [holy church music playing] 121 00:08:04,393 --> 00:08:06,562 [children laughing] 122 00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:38,594 What are you doing here? 123 00:08:38,694 --> 00:08:40,696 You tell me. 124 00:08:40,763 --> 00:08:44,033 If you're here to change things, you can't. 125 00:08:44,099 --> 00:08:48,637 It just repeats itself, over and over and over again. 126 00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:52,975 [birdwings flapping] 127 00:09:00,816 --> 00:09:05,054 "Good luck, Sheryl and Larry. Love, Sally and Grant." 128 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,156 We needed more than luck, didn't we? 129 00:09:15,064 --> 00:09:18,667 [reporter on TV] Now some humans might find the following disturbing. 130 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,469 Everybody, look who it is. 131 00:09:20,569 --> 00:09:21,503 It's Larry. 132 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:25,841 Everybody say, "Hi Larry." 133 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:28,010 - Shh, Shh listen. -[girl on TV] I don't know what's happening. 134 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:30,012 There's a fog spreading over the world 135 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:32,348 and all kinds of creatures are walking the Earth. 136 00:09:32,448 --> 00:09:35,651 The weather guy is a water buffalo with tattoos. 137 00:09:35,751 --> 00:09:38,621 [sobbing] I'm scared. 138 00:09:38,687 --> 00:09:39,688 [turns off TV] 139 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:43,092 People, this is FUBAR. 140 00:09:43,158 --> 00:09:45,094 Agreed. 141 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:48,097 - Who are you? - This is General Tony. 142 00:09:48,163 --> 00:09:49,131 This is Vic. 143 00:09:51,867 --> 00:09:52,868 Cliff. 144 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:53,936 I gathered. 145 00:09:54,003 --> 00:09:56,171 - And, this is Kay. - Wow. 146 00:09:56,271 --> 00:09:58,874 Does anyone have any explanation for this? 147 00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:00,109 Allow me. 148 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,547 [clears throat] 149 00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:08,484 You are subconscious beings. 150 00:10:08,550 --> 00:10:11,286 So, you have not had the pleasure of meeting me. 151 00:10:11,353 --> 00:10:13,322 I'm Rita Farr. 152 00:10:13,389 --> 00:10:15,224 Firstly, I'm not a sub. 153 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:19,395 Secondly, I've taken a recent foray into the past, 154 00:10:19,495 --> 00:10:22,731 and since my return, I've worked with the Sisterhood of Dada 155 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:26,168 to create this global phenomenon. 156 00:10:26,235 --> 00:10:30,239 What you're experiencing is the Eternal Flagellation, 157 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:33,375 the Sisterhood of Dada's artistic experience 158 00:10:33,475 --> 00:10:36,645 that is going to bring the world to its knees. 159 00:10:41,150 --> 00:10:43,052 You're bewildered. 160 00:10:43,152 --> 00:10:45,187 Let me break this down even further. 161 00:10:45,254 --> 00:10:48,357 Everyone in the world has swapped places 162 00:10:48,424 --> 00:10:50,059 with their subconscious selves. 163 00:10:50,159 --> 00:10:53,562 You have come out of a memory, a fantasy, 164 00:10:53,662 --> 00:10:58,233 a buried shame, a deep dark hidden secret. 165 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,704 Anything trapped in the subconscious. 166 00:11:01,770 --> 00:11:03,706 What the fuck? 167 00:11:03,772 --> 00:11:04,907 Why? 168 00:11:05,007 --> 00:11:07,743 Because then no one will be able to hide 169 00:11:07,843 --> 00:11:10,045 who they really are anymore. 170 00:11:10,112 --> 00:11:13,015 And that is going to rid the world of evil. 171 00:11:13,082 --> 00:11:15,884 And it's art, huh. So, stick a pipe in it. 172 00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:17,219 Can I skip this? 173 00:11:17,286 --> 00:11:19,455 I'm pretty comfortable with my shame. 174 00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:22,291 Yeah, I think she's saying that it's the problem. 175 00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:24,626 [General Tony] But where are our conscious selves? 176 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:28,864 Ah, your conscious selves are in your place. 177 00:11:28,931 --> 00:11:32,868 They are reliving the shame you have suffered 178 00:11:32,935 --> 00:11:35,437 over and over again, 179 00:11:35,537 --> 00:11:37,139 unless they have a breakthrough. 180 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:40,042 Wait. So, the plan is we just stew in our own shit 181 00:11:40,109 --> 00:11:42,778 and the world is saved? Because that's pretty evil. 182 00:11:42,878 --> 00:11:44,279 Oh, no evil? [scoffs] 183 00:11:44,379 --> 00:11:48,150 Hardly. Ambitious maybe, pretentious, but evil? 184 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:52,788 Now, evil is the scourge who calls herself Madame Rouge. 185 00:11:52,888 --> 00:11:56,158 Evil is what she did to the Sisterhood of Dada. 186 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:59,294 Evil is what we're going to do to her fishy little face, 187 00:11:59,394 --> 00:12:00,496 when we find her ass! 188 00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:02,564 I'm confused. 189 00:12:02,631 --> 00:12:05,000 Are we Flagellating 190 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,302 or are we getting revenge? 191 00:12:07,402 --> 00:12:10,606 The world will flagellate. 192 00:12:10,672 --> 00:12:11,774 I'm getting mine. 193 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:18,013 [man] I couldn't believe it, but Mallah told me, 194 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,848 the Bureau cut you loose. 195 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,617 A gem like you? 196 00:12:21,683 --> 00:12:23,185 What did I say, Mallah? 197 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:26,188 [sighs] You said you couldn't believe it. 198 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:27,923 And now she's here. 199 00:12:27,990 --> 00:12:29,324 Now, she's here. 200 00:12:29,424 --> 00:12:32,628 Blackballed by that fuck, Niles Caulder, no less. 201 00:12:32,694 --> 00:12:34,329 Yes. well, what can I say? 202 00:12:34,429 --> 00:12:35,631 Shit happens. 203 00:12:35,697 --> 00:12:38,934 So, the ape filled you in? The big picture? 204 00:12:39,001 --> 00:12:42,371 Oh, well, the brotherhood of Evil is searching 205 00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:45,007 for a human guinea pig 206 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:49,945 to travel to the year 2021 in a time machine 207 00:12:50,012 --> 00:12:52,381 that you reverse engineers, 208 00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:55,350 from a drawing that you drew 30 years ago. 209 00:12:55,450 --> 00:12:57,653 To steal Niles Caulder's inventions 210 00:12:57,719 --> 00:13:00,389 and bring them back here to 1949. 211 00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:04,493 So, you would invent them before he does. 212 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:08,864 Steal his dreams and rule the world. 213 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:12,301 My God, the accent on her... 214 00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:14,336 - Very evil... - Right? 215 00:13:14,403 --> 00:13:17,306 And she shifts shapes. 216 00:13:17,372 --> 00:13:18,740 Did you tell her the other thing? 217 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,576 I would never do that to you. 218 00:13:21,243 --> 00:13:22,411 The name? 219 00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,580 Nobody De Mille. 220 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,014 How attached are you? 221 00:13:26,081 --> 00:13:28,083 Um, I don't know, what do you have in mind? 222 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:30,552 - Madame Rouge. - Seriously? 223 00:13:30,652 --> 00:13:31,420 So sorry. 224 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,021 It's very exciting. 225 00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:34,690 It's undeniable. 226 00:13:34,756 --> 00:13:36,024 Madame Rouge. 227 00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:39,761 Madame Rouge. 228 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:42,397 Well, what do you say? 229 00:13:42,497 --> 00:13:47,936 I say that you had me at fuck, Niles Colder. 230 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,671 I think this is crazy. 231 00:13:51,173 --> 00:13:55,744 I don't have to do this. It's a memory. 232 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,013 Fuck this. 233 00:14:02,351 --> 00:14:03,919 Everyone is waiting for you. 234 00:14:06,788 --> 00:14:09,024 - Mom. - You will go through with this. 235 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,461 I know what's best for your son. 236 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,632 Mom, you do understand, right? 237 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,468 I'm not him. 238 00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:22,304 - He's not here. - Let your sins live in the past. 239 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:25,474 You have to make a break from all those 240 00:14:26,642 --> 00:14:30,612 immoral things that you've done. 241 00:14:30,712 --> 00:14:33,949 Show the Lord that you could be a faithful husband. 242 00:14:34,049 --> 00:14:37,486 Show him that you could be devoted to a woman. 243 00:14:39,554 --> 00:14:41,223 Put the Lord first, Larry. 244 00:14:41,957 --> 00:14:43,792 It isn't the past. 245 00:14:48,297 --> 00:14:50,766 I'm gay, Mother. 246 00:14:50,832 --> 00:14:53,936 - It's who I am. - I have prayed over this, Larry. 247 00:14:54,002 --> 00:14:55,837 I have prayed for you to change. 248 00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,407 And to be the man that Sheryl needs you to be. 249 00:14:58,473 --> 00:15:00,776 Can you love me for who I am? 250 00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,612 Why is that so hard? 251 00:15:03,679 --> 00:15:05,280 In my heart, 252 00:15:05,347 --> 00:15:09,751 I know that you don't want to bring shame to my life 253 00:15:09,818 --> 00:15:11,353 and your father's life. 254 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,856 We are God fearing members of this community. 255 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,259 But you suffocated your own son. 256 00:15:29,037 --> 00:15:30,005 For Sheryl. 257 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,674 My gift to you both. 258 00:15:34,676 --> 00:15:36,945 You can have a good life, son. 259 00:15:39,047 --> 00:15:41,550 Carry on our tradition 260 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:45,721 of righteousness and true salvation. 261 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,827 I've always been invisible to you. 262 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,466 See me. 263 00:15:58,567 --> 00:16:00,335 Listen to me. 264 00:16:00,402 --> 00:16:02,871 This is not who I was born to be. 265 00:16:04,973 --> 00:16:06,241 Can't you hear me? 266 00:16:12,481 --> 00:16:17,819 [sobbing] 267 00:16:17,886 --> 00:16:19,888 I've looked everywhere. 268 00:16:19,988 --> 00:16:21,423 She's gone. [sobbing] 269 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:22,724 [gasps] 270 00:16:22,824 --> 00:16:24,259 -[puppet 1] Oh, no. -[Jane] Relax, everyone. 271 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,995 - This feels like it's really happening. - Oh, no. 272 00:16:27,062 --> 00:16:28,230 Kay is gone. 273 00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:29,598 What if she got better? 274 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,566 Oh, she wouldn't do that, would she? 275 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,268 Could she? 276 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,337 What's going to happen to us? [sobbing] 277 00:16:35,404 --> 00:16:38,106 - Oh. - Everyone, calm down. 278 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,742 -[mumbling] - Okay. How about something more positive? 279 00:16:40,842 --> 00:16:42,577 What was the lesson of the day? 280 00:16:43,178 --> 00:16:44,513 Drama? 281 00:16:44,579 --> 00:16:46,748 Ah, well, 282 00:16:46,848 --> 00:16:50,218 how about we talk about something a little more uplifting? 283 00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:51,553 - Oh. - Um... 284 00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:54,556 -[gasps] -[sobbing] 285 00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:58,260 - Oh. - See, it's going to be okay. 286 00:16:58,360 --> 00:16:59,461 I fixed it. 287 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:02,364 I can fix this. 288 00:17:02,431 --> 00:17:05,133 Jane, you can't fix this. 289 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,469 - None of you can. - Shut up, Harry. 290 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:08,470 What the fuck do you know? 291 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:09,471 Who told you that? 292 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:10,872 Did Kay tell you that? 293 00:17:10,939 --> 00:17:13,809 Duh, all of you think you know Kay, 294 00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:15,077 but I'm the only one 295 00:17:15,143 --> 00:17:16,978 she tells her real feelings to. 296 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,915 - I said, shut the fuck up. [whacks] - Ow! 297 00:17:19,981 --> 00:17:21,650 [all gasping] 298 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,885 -[groans] - Oh, my God. 299 00:17:23,952 --> 00:17:24,920 I'm so sorry. 300 00:17:24,986 --> 00:17:26,988 -[puppet groans] -[Jane] No. 301 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,490 -[puppet 1] Here. -[puppet 2 sighs] 302 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:33,728 This is the lesson of the day that we needed. 303 00:17:33,795 --> 00:17:36,898 I know. I'm not going to listen to a fucking stuffed animal. 304 00:17:36,965 --> 00:17:39,601 Tell me what Kay wants or doesn't want. 305 00:17:39,668 --> 00:17:41,770 - Oh, no, no, no. -[Jane] Yeah, yeah. 306 00:17:41,837 --> 00:17:45,340 - Oh. -[all grunting and screaming] 307 00:17:56,852 --> 00:18:02,591 [all laughing maliciously] 308 00:18:05,861 --> 00:18:09,431 [toys clanking] 309 00:18:18,773 --> 00:18:20,041 Dad was right. 310 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:23,512 Have to be strong like you, General Tony. 311 00:18:23,612 --> 00:18:25,213 You were scared. 312 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,616 No one gave you permission to be scared. 313 00:18:27,682 --> 00:18:29,217 It's time for me to grow up. 314 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:32,320 Be a brave, disciplined warrior. 315 00:18:32,387 --> 00:18:34,156 You're a child. 316 00:18:34,222 --> 00:18:36,024 It's okay to be a child. 317 00:18:37,192 --> 00:18:39,394 Dad said, "No more mistakes." 318 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:40,896 I have my orders. 319 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,298 Please hear me. 320 00:18:44,966 --> 00:18:46,635 I need you to hear me. 321 00:18:48,036 --> 00:18:53,909 So Madame Rouge was canned by the Bureau of Normalcy, 322 00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:56,578 because of what she did to the Sisterhood of Dada. 323 00:18:56,678 --> 00:19:01,016 So, then she joined the Brotherhood of Evil. 324 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:03,985 That sounds like a bad comic book. 325 00:19:04,052 --> 00:19:08,723 She came here to the future to destroy Niles Calder's legacy, 326 00:19:08,823 --> 00:19:10,258 which is us. 327 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:13,261 We have to stop her in order to protect ourselves. 328 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,863 Wait, I thought she killed your lover boy. 329 00:19:14,930 --> 00:19:17,499 - And you want revenge? - Yeah, that too. 330 00:19:17,566 --> 00:19:20,001 Just wait a minute. 331 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:23,038 This is not what we do. 332 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,106 I'm a Sub. 333 00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,876 I don't clean up messes, I create messes. 334 00:19:27,943 --> 00:19:30,345 Looks like the lesson of the day is, 335 00:19:30,412 --> 00:19:31,880 you're on your own. 336 00:19:31,947 --> 00:19:33,381 [chuckles] 337 00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:36,585 For the record, your conscious selves are lazy, 338 00:19:36,685 --> 00:19:38,920 self-pitying and cruel. 339 00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:40,922 But at least they had spunk. 340 00:19:41,022 --> 00:19:43,458 They always protected the little guy. 341 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,631 All right then. 342 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:55,303 We can sit here and go through the Eternal Flagellation. 343 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,606 Basically put your shit on display 344 00:19:57,706 --> 00:19:59,474 for everyone in this room. 345 00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:00,909 Mm? 346 00:20:00,976 --> 00:20:02,277 Who is first? 347 00:20:12,554 --> 00:20:13,822 Go! Go! 348 00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:15,223 Go! Go! 349 00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:17,125 Go! Go! Go! 350 00:20:20,729 --> 00:20:22,664 Are you sure about this? 351 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,833 You have no idea. 352 00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,021 Going on a trip? 353 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:48,790 What? 354 00:20:52,494 --> 00:20:53,695 Oh. 355 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:57,766 Yes, to the future. 356 00:20:57,832 --> 00:21:01,536 Apparently I'll be borrowing your time traveling machine 357 00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:04,306 or some facsimile of. 358 00:21:04,372 --> 00:21:08,009 Don't you dare equate your mission with mine. 359 00:21:08,109 --> 00:21:10,178 Oh, no, no, no, not at all. 360 00:21:10,278 --> 00:21:12,714 Well, for starters, my mission 361 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:16,217 will actually, do something. 362 00:21:17,686 --> 00:21:19,220 What happened to you? 363 00:21:20,955 --> 00:21:22,557 You used to... 364 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,225 have a moral core. 365 00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:25,393 For 30 years, 366 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,529 I had one duty. 367 00:21:27,629 --> 00:21:29,698 Decide who was a weapon and who was not. 368 00:21:29,798 --> 00:21:33,668 - I did that duty to the end. - To Malcolm's end. 369 00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:38,173 And they still tossed you out on your ass? 370 00:21:38,239 --> 00:21:40,308 Yes. 371 00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:42,043 I'm going to see a man about that, aren't I? 372 00:21:42,143 --> 00:21:43,411 I call bullshit. 373 00:21:44,713 --> 00:21:48,016 You betrayed every friend you've ever had 374 00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,251 and it wasn't because of duty. 375 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,921 It was because too much power, 376 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,356 is never enough for you 377 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,325 You loved playing God 378 00:21:57,392 --> 00:22:02,197 with those sweet boys and girls you sent off to war. 379 00:22:02,263 --> 00:22:05,200 Barely old enough to comprehend their own specialness, 380 00:22:05,266 --> 00:22:09,871 let alone the word weapon you stamped to their foreheads. 381 00:22:09,938 --> 00:22:13,274 And you loved lording that power over the Sisterhood 382 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,744 you so fastidiously nurtured 383 00:22:15,844 --> 00:22:18,179 until the day you discovered 384 00:22:18,246 --> 00:22:21,449 you loved bringing it all down even more. 385 00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:25,787 That's all this was ever about, wasn't it? 386 00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:28,723 And this 387 00:22:28,790 --> 00:22:31,793 is all you ever were. 388 00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:35,797 And now you've lost every friend you've ever had. 389 00:22:40,535 --> 00:22:41,436 Well, 390 00:22:42,704 --> 00:22:44,906 that was bracing. 391 00:22:44,973 --> 00:22:48,743 And if it's just us gals, probably true. 392 00:22:48,810 --> 00:22:53,047 Not that I'd ever admit that outside these walls. 393 00:22:53,114 --> 00:22:55,817 Did you really think you could change the world 394 00:22:55,917 --> 00:23:01,456 with a Jangly hat made out of serving utensils, hmm? 395 00:23:01,556 --> 00:23:05,393 Another word poem to stick it to the man? 396 00:23:05,460 --> 00:23:06,294 [giggles] 397 00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:09,631 Art is bullshit. 398 00:23:09,731 --> 00:23:13,234 Art is a narcotic you suckle while, 399 00:23:13,301 --> 00:23:17,338 life, ambition, purpose pass you by. 400 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:20,508 I landed in a field 30 years ago, 401 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:24,012 with no memory of who I was or what I believed. 402 00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:27,449 Art saved my life. 403 00:23:27,515 --> 00:23:29,117 You destroyed it. 404 00:23:29,984 --> 00:23:31,753 And I hope you burn in hell. 405 00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:33,688 I hope I'm right here. 406 00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:36,324 Or are you like your spineless friends? 407 00:23:36,424 --> 00:23:39,127 Or is the memory that you forgot, 408 00:23:39,194 --> 00:23:40,295 that you're evil? 409 00:23:41,930 --> 00:23:42,864 Just like me. 410 00:23:44,432 --> 00:23:45,266 [gasps] 411 00:23:52,841 --> 00:23:55,543 Go ahead. Kill me again 412 00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:57,979 Mm-hmm. 413 00:24:03,785 --> 00:24:08,456 For some reason, It felt appropriate to say goodbye. 414 00:24:08,523 --> 00:24:13,795 After all, you were one of the best friends I've ever known. 415 00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:28,009 Chins up, everyone, 416 00:24:28,076 --> 00:24:29,844 you're doing the right thing here. 417 00:24:29,911 --> 00:24:31,045 Don't worry about us. 418 00:24:31,145 --> 00:24:33,414 We're all squared away. 419 00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:36,384 Just tell us when it's time to do some superhero shit 420 00:24:36,484 --> 00:24:39,754 because we're ready, right? 421 00:24:39,854 --> 00:24:41,523 I'm not a superhero. [chuckles] 422 00:24:41,589 --> 00:24:43,424 Vic is a superhero. 423 00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:49,597 [Dada bicycle bell mumbling] 424 00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:51,566 - What the hell was that? - Uh... 425 00:24:53,401 --> 00:24:57,171 Don't even... You can't turn back. 426 00:24:57,238 --> 00:24:58,406 You're on a mission. 427 00:24:58,506 --> 00:25:01,175 Actually, you are on a mission, right? 428 00:25:01,242 --> 00:25:03,044 - We're just visiting. - I'm warning you, 429 00:25:03,111 --> 00:25:04,279 there's nothing back there 430 00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:06,581 but more truth and self-loathing. 431 00:25:06,681 --> 00:25:07,515 And beer. 432 00:25:15,356 --> 00:25:16,357 [gasps] 433 00:25:21,195 --> 00:25:22,964 No, Cliffie. 434 00:25:23,064 --> 00:25:25,767 It's hard to believe how he got here. 435 00:25:25,867 --> 00:25:28,303 Climate from dirt track to the Indy 500. 436 00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:32,106 Yeah. You also climbed my wife every Thursday night, 437 00:25:32,206 --> 00:25:33,107 you fuck. 438 00:25:33,207 --> 00:25:34,943 A lot of years. 439 00:25:35,043 --> 00:25:37,612 A lot of blood spilled, too. 440 00:25:37,712 --> 00:25:39,447 Hell. We've had our share 441 00:25:39,547 --> 00:25:41,783 of disagreements, am I right? 442 00:25:41,883 --> 00:25:45,219 Like, would you take Kate from the front or the back? 443 00:25:45,286 --> 00:25:46,654 Bottom line. 444 00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:49,157 You the best goddamn friend I ever had. 445 00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:51,492 That's why me and the boys, 446 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:53,728 we got something special for you. 447 00:25:53,795 --> 00:25:56,331 Stay there. Don't move. 448 00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:57,732 Earl, Jethro, come on, let's go. 449 00:25:57,799 --> 00:25:59,667 Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere, 450 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:01,636 you wife fucking fuck up. 451 00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:07,141 Okay. Think Cliffie, 452 00:26:07,241 --> 00:26:10,612 those artists freaks did this Flagellation thing... 453 00:26:10,678 --> 00:26:14,916 Then they send me to my subconscious for something good? 454 00:26:14,983 --> 00:26:16,584 I don't think so. 455 00:26:16,651 --> 00:26:18,319 [all] Yeah. 456 00:26:20,288 --> 00:26:22,323 [rock music playing] 457 00:26:28,196 --> 00:26:29,797 To the King. 458 00:26:29,864 --> 00:26:31,966 [all cheering] 459 00:26:37,138 --> 00:26:39,173 Then again, I have been wrong. 460 00:26:39,273 --> 00:26:40,441 I've been wrong. 461 00:26:42,110 --> 00:26:44,212 [men whooping] 462 00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:46,514 Get some, dude, you're the man. 463 00:26:47,849 --> 00:26:50,652 - I'm the man? - You're the man. 464 00:26:50,718 --> 00:26:52,320 You know what I am. 465 00:26:52,387 --> 00:26:54,555 I'm the fucking man. Who's the king? 466 00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:57,725 -[man whooping] - Who's the king? 467 00:26:57,825 --> 00:27:00,862 -[crowd cheering] - I am the fucking King! 468 00:27:02,630 --> 00:27:04,065 We'll be safe here. 469 00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:06,067 It's comfortable. Secure. 470 00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:09,504 I've reinforced the cotton sheets with the flannel sheets. 471 00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:12,640 That's it? 472 00:27:12,707 --> 00:27:15,843 You've only secured enough for yourself. 473 00:27:15,910 --> 00:27:17,078 Family sized. 474 00:27:18,713 --> 00:27:20,081 Can I get a beer? 475 00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:21,849 You're an adult, but you're a kid 476 00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:23,251 who lives inside an adult. 477 00:27:23,351 --> 00:27:25,586 So sure, why not, fuck it. Here. 478 00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:26,754 [bottle cap clanks] 479 00:27:30,324 --> 00:27:32,026 [spits] 480 00:27:32,093 --> 00:27:35,229 - Mm. Gross. - More for me. 481 00:27:49,777 --> 00:27:51,779 You're on the lookout for something? 482 00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:55,183 Aren't we all? 483 00:27:55,249 --> 00:27:56,350 Wow. 484 00:27:57,552 --> 00:27:59,721 You even guard your subconscious. 485 00:28:00,421 --> 00:28:01,522 That's impressive. 486 00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:06,427 Are they right? 487 00:28:06,527 --> 00:28:09,097 - Who? - The Sisterhood of Dada. 488 00:28:09,197 --> 00:28:10,798 I mean, is it important for me to know 489 00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:13,067 why there's a General Tony and Vic's subconscious? 490 00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:15,236 Maybe it is. 491 00:28:15,303 --> 00:28:17,038 Maybe knowing will move us forward. 492 00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,540 Okay. 493 00:28:19,607 --> 00:28:22,577 Why does Larry Sub stare out the window? 494 00:28:22,643 --> 00:28:24,145 None of your goddamn business. 495 00:28:24,779 --> 00:28:26,481 Hmm. 496 00:28:26,581 --> 00:28:29,650 Let's go into the Fort and uh, we'll wait this thing out, huh? 497 00:28:30,785 --> 00:28:31,919 We've got snacks. 498 00:28:31,986 --> 00:28:33,988 Oh, why didn't you say so? 499 00:28:34,088 --> 00:28:35,123 Lead the way, sir. 500 00:28:50,004 --> 00:28:52,240 [indistinct conversation] 501 00:29:18,833 --> 00:29:19,834 Fuck me. 502 00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:22,270 Fuck you. 503 00:29:28,042 --> 00:29:32,480 [Shipley] On that day, Rita knew she had vengeance in her heart... 504 00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:36,117 Godamn right, I do. 505 00:29:36,184 --> 00:29:38,219 [Shipley] w hich was a shame because the last 30 years 506 00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:41,389 had infused in her a new found confidence and joy 507 00:29:41,489 --> 00:29:44,992 that had been so sorely lacking in all her years before, 508 00:29:45,059 --> 00:29:46,694 in her "other" life. 509 00:29:46,794 --> 00:29:49,130 Tough shit on a popsicle stick, Shipley. 510 00:29:49,197 --> 00:29:52,900 [Shipley] But, as she rockets through the space time continuum, 511 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,902 the inevitable forces of physics 512 00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:58,673 and sheer story inertia bring the memories 513 00:29:58,739 --> 00:30:01,509 of that "other" life flooding back. 514 00:30:01,576 --> 00:30:05,046 And with them comes the shame and insecurity 515 00:30:05,146 --> 00:30:06,714 she'd left long behind 516 00:30:06,814 --> 00:30:10,218 to a life once lived and to be lived again. 517 00:30:10,318 --> 00:30:12,753 With these new old memories returning, 518 00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:16,257 Rita had to wonder what would become of the old new memories. 519 00:30:16,357 --> 00:30:18,392 If that makes any sense at all. 520 00:30:18,492 --> 00:30:21,495 And what of the one memory she absolutely, 521 00:30:21,562 --> 00:30:25,066 positively could not bear to lose? 522 00:30:25,166 --> 00:30:29,270 She was convinced, this memory was so embedded in her heart 523 00:30:29,370 --> 00:30:31,906 there was no way it could ever be extracted. 524 00:30:32,006 --> 00:30:34,876 But could she ever truly be sure? 525 00:30:34,942 --> 00:30:36,711 Could she ever truly guarantee 526 00:30:36,777 --> 00:30:40,181 she and her beloved's bond would never be broken? 527 00:30:40,248 --> 00:30:42,383 Turns out, when you have a time machine 528 00:30:42,450 --> 00:30:43,951 of indeterminate function, 529 00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:46,587 the answer is, in fact, yes. 530 00:30:46,687 --> 00:30:48,389 Rita would have her vengeance. 531 00:30:48,456 --> 00:30:52,293 She would pursue Madame Rouge to the ends of time. 532 00:30:52,393 --> 00:30:55,796 But first, she would make a hard left to the Poconos 533 00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:59,233 to ensure her lover's loop will never be broken. 534 00:31:04,138 --> 00:31:06,440 Rita would have it all! 535 00:31:09,577 --> 00:31:10,978 So... do we just sit here 536 00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:14,315 and wait for the Eternal Flagellation to end? 537 00:31:16,584 --> 00:31:19,086 [inhales and exhales] 538 00:31:19,153 --> 00:31:20,421 I heard Larry- 539 00:31:20,488 --> 00:31:22,823 he wants to talk it out. 540 00:31:27,128 --> 00:31:29,063 I just thought it might help pass the time. 541 00:31:29,130 --> 00:31:33,067 Talk? Are we like-- Spill our shit talk? 542 00:31:33,134 --> 00:31:34,902 No, thank you. 543 00:31:34,969 --> 00:31:37,505 [Tony] We relive our pain every day. 544 00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:39,240 Why do we have to air it out? 545 00:31:39,307 --> 00:31:42,310 Maybe because we have a duty? 546 00:31:42,410 --> 00:31:46,447 A duty to our conscious self so that they can live a better life? 547 00:31:47,648 --> 00:31:49,951 They're stuck because of us. 548 00:31:50,017 --> 00:31:51,285 Life is about duty. 549 00:31:51,352 --> 00:31:53,454 And it's about what and who you serve. 550 00:31:53,521 --> 00:31:56,824 And I know you understand that. You're a father, I know you do. 551 00:31:56,924 --> 00:31:58,659 You have a duty to your daughter, don't you? 552 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:01,495 Okay, that's enough. 553 00:32:01,595 --> 00:32:03,664 Don't bring Clara into this. 554 00:32:04,165 --> 00:32:05,499 Why not? 555 00:32:05,599 --> 00:32:07,201 Our conscious selves never talk about this stuff. 556 00:32:07,301 --> 00:32:09,337 Duty and daughters and Fathers-- 557 00:32:09,437 --> 00:32:12,039 [sighs] Can we not talk about Fathers? 558 00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:13,374 So we just don't talk at all? 559 00:32:14,508 --> 00:32:16,143 [Human Cliff] Exactly! 560 00:32:16,210 --> 00:32:17,812 No talking! Just... 561 00:32:19,113 --> 00:32:22,550 [Cliff] Finally! I deserve something good! 562 00:32:22,650 --> 00:32:25,519 That's why God gave me this memory 563 00:32:25,619 --> 00:32:28,823 and a three-month supply of Parky meds. 564 00:32:28,889 --> 00:32:31,625 I know it's your celebration so I'm guessin' you're the head guy here. 565 00:32:31,692 --> 00:32:33,561 [chuckling] Uh uh. 566 00:32:33,661 --> 00:32:35,529 Give me all that sugar, Sugar. 567 00:32:35,629 --> 00:32:37,231 There's somethin' I gotta tell you... 568 00:32:37,331 --> 00:32:38,699 [chuckling] Oh, God. 569 00:32:38,799 --> 00:32:41,002 Whisper those sweet, naughty nothings, Darlin'. 570 00:32:42,670 --> 00:32:43,971 That Camaro outside? 571 00:32:45,239 --> 00:32:47,475 There's a little girl alone in the backseat. 572 00:32:52,213 --> 00:32:55,016 Oh, fuck no. Uh-huh. 573 00:32:55,082 --> 00:32:58,486 No, no. Not my problem anymore. Goodbye! 574 00:32:58,552 --> 00:33:01,822 Thank you! It's been good takin' a trip down memory lane 575 00:33:01,889 --> 00:33:04,158 but I want no part of this bullshit! 576 00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:10,197 That shit is from the weird lady in the gas mask. 577 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:15,202 Fuck it. Bye, assholes! 578 00:33:17,705 --> 00:33:18,672 [Cliff] Larry? 579 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:22,176 Larry? 580 00:33:23,744 --> 00:33:25,780 Larry? Larry? 581 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,748 - Cliff? - Hey! 582 00:33:27,848 --> 00:33:29,517 - You okay? - What does it look like? 583 00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:31,419 - I'm in hell. - Tell me about it, 584 00:33:31,519 --> 00:33:33,788 it's those fucking Dada fucks, right? 585 00:33:33,888 --> 00:33:35,890 And our Sub fucks are up top probably saying, 586 00:33:35,956 --> 00:33:38,292 "God knows what to whoever the fuck about us!" 587 00:33:38,392 --> 00:33:39,960 Fuck this Freaky Friday shit! 588 00:33:40,061 --> 00:33:42,396 Yeah. That's not even close to Freaky Friday. 589 00:33:42,463 --> 00:33:44,065 You want to get out of here or not? 590 00:33:44,131 --> 00:33:45,466 Yes. How? 591 00:33:45,566 --> 00:33:48,436 Look at that spiral thingy. Follow me. 592 00:33:58,279 --> 00:34:01,148 [Jane] I don't know about the rest of you 593 00:34:01,248 --> 00:34:05,820 but I don't have a duty to anyone. 594 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,622 No one's ever honored their duty to me. 595 00:34:08,722 --> 00:34:11,759 So you're saying that duty isn't a thing anymore? 596 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,129 Duty is all that I am. 597 00:34:15,229 --> 00:34:17,565 I'm saying, fuck fatherhood! 598 00:34:17,631 --> 00:34:19,667 Whoa! You're like, what? Seven? 599 00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:21,969 Really? This is after you gave her the beer? 600 00:34:22,069 --> 00:34:26,173 [chuckles] Though... Maybe Kay is onto something. 601 00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:31,145 I watched Little Vic honor his father more than himself 602 00:34:31,245 --> 00:34:35,749 and now that I'm up here, yeah, I got questions. 603 00:34:35,816 --> 00:34:37,251 No, you don't. 604 00:34:37,318 --> 00:34:41,088 'Cause A, Number one, we're going to avoid our shit, 605 00:34:41,155 --> 00:34:42,857 just like we always do 606 00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:44,925 B, Number two, 607 00:34:44,992 --> 00:34:48,863 stop blaming your parents for your own fuck ups. 608 00:34:48,963 --> 00:34:50,998 Says the parent who fucked up. 609 00:34:52,032 --> 00:34:53,501 [chuckles] What? 610 00:34:53,601 --> 00:34:55,603 Oh, sorry, [chuckles] 611 00:34:55,669 --> 00:34:59,273 was I the parent who was fucking the crew chief 612 00:34:59,340 --> 00:35:00,541 down by the train tracks? 613 00:35:00,641 --> 00:35:02,309 So it was better to be fucking the Nanny? 614 00:35:02,376 --> 00:35:04,211 I bet your conscious self is down there now 615 00:35:04,311 --> 00:35:06,881 finding a way to screw her on a ping pong table. 616 00:35:06,981 --> 00:35:10,017 Hey! Don't you dare pretend to understand 617 00:35:10,117 --> 00:35:12,386 that you know what's going on inside me. 618 00:35:12,486 --> 00:35:14,855 Can you two grow the fuck up? 619 00:35:14,955 --> 00:35:17,558 You know what, I thought you is useless. 620 00:35:17,658 --> 00:35:20,628 You, of all the people swimming around inside you, 621 00:35:20,694 --> 00:35:23,831 we get the one who can't do anything helpful, 622 00:35:23,898 --> 00:35:28,469 like, flit my fat fucking ass out of here. 623 00:35:28,536 --> 00:35:31,539 - I don't need them. - Newsflash: 624 00:35:31,639 --> 00:35:32,806 You do. 625 00:35:32,873 --> 00:35:34,875 We all do. We need to get the fuck out 626 00:35:34,975 --> 00:35:37,144 of this pillow fort fuckery! 627 00:35:42,016 --> 00:35:45,586 So, that's it, you're just gonna party forever? 628 00:35:45,686 --> 00:35:47,221 [sighs] 629 00:35:47,321 --> 00:35:50,391 No, because there is no forever for me, 630 00:35:50,491 --> 00:35:51,325 I'm dying. 631 00:35:56,697 --> 00:35:57,665 What? 632 00:35:59,033 --> 00:36:01,235 [sniffles] 633 00:36:01,335 --> 00:36:06,207 The first part of my life, I was a fuckin' red neck. 634 00:36:06,273 --> 00:36:09,009 Dirt poor, didn't have a pot to shit in. 635 00:36:11,045 --> 00:36:13,514 But then I found race cars, 636 00:36:13,581 --> 00:36:16,450 and that was my ticket out of hell. 637 00:36:16,550 --> 00:36:20,120 When you come from nothin' you don't know what to do 638 00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:22,590 with the somethin' that you get. 639 00:36:22,690 --> 00:36:24,925 People started treatin' me differently. 640 00:36:25,025 --> 00:36:28,429 They started treatin' me like I'm, I was special. 641 00:36:29,730 --> 00:36:32,032 And once you get a taste of special- 642 00:36:32,099 --> 00:36:34,101 hmm, there's no turning back. 643 00:36:37,271 --> 00:36:39,607 But I never really felt like I deserved it, 644 00:36:42,109 --> 00:36:44,311 so I plugged up the holes with drugs and women. 645 00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:48,048 I was king of the race track 646 00:36:48,115 --> 00:36:52,319 but inside I was an empty fuck. But, but, I was a king. 647 00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:55,289 And this king [sobs] decapitated his wife 648 00:36:56,257 --> 00:36:58,158 [sniffles] 649 00:37:01,562 --> 00:37:03,264 [sniffles, sighs] 650 00:37:09,470 --> 00:37:11,972 [sniffles] Well, joke's on me. [chuckles] 651 00:37:12,072 --> 00:37:14,341 [breathing heavily] 652 00:37:16,076 --> 00:37:21,815 Because... Parkinson's has me now. Um... 653 00:37:23,517 --> 00:37:25,419 I'm deteriorating. 654 00:37:25,486 --> 00:37:29,590 But Abracadabra, I'm going to do the most ordinary thing that you can do. 655 00:37:31,525 --> 00:37:32,760 I'm gonna die... 656 00:37:35,095 --> 00:37:37,031 slowly... [sighs] 657 00:37:37,131 --> 00:37:38,432 before your very eyes. 658 00:37:42,636 --> 00:37:43,637 So, fuck it. 659 00:37:45,372 --> 00:37:47,308 [breathing heavily] 660 00:37:47,374 --> 00:37:49,343 You wanna flagellate? l[chuckles] 661 00:37:50,778 --> 00:37:52,446 Let's flagellate. 662 00:37:54,315 --> 00:37:55,349 Oh. 663 00:37:56,317 --> 00:37:57,184 [inhales] 664 00:37:57,284 --> 00:37:58,485 [exhales deeply] 665 00:38:10,464 --> 00:38:11,398 Vic! 666 00:38:14,535 --> 00:38:15,569 Where is he? 667 00:38:15,669 --> 00:38:17,338 - What the hell? - Over here. 668 00:38:19,039 --> 00:38:21,408 What the fuck! You're a toy? 669 00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:22,576 We gotta get you out of here. 670 00:38:22,676 --> 00:38:23,577 Wait! Wait! 671 00:38:25,245 --> 00:38:26,180 Give him this. 672 00:38:29,049 --> 00:38:30,417 He doesn't even know you're here. 673 00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:31,485 Just do it. 674 00:38:46,367 --> 00:38:47,768 [retching] 675 00:38:47,868 --> 00:38:50,003 [Puppet pretty Polly] What did we just do? 676 00:38:50,070 --> 00:38:51,405 What are we becoming? 677 00:38:51,505 --> 00:38:54,608 Well, what if it's true and Kay doesn't need us? 678 00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:55,743 Of course she needs us, 679 00:38:55,843 --> 00:38:57,010 she created us. 680 00:38:57,077 --> 00:38:59,079 [Puppet Dr. Harrison] Things change. 681 00:38:59,179 --> 00:39:01,882 What did you think was going to happen when she went on that bike ride? 682 00:39:01,949 --> 00:39:03,684 I don't know, Dr Harrison, 683 00:39:03,751 --> 00:39:05,953 what did you think was going to happen when you stole the bike? 684 00:39:06,053 --> 00:39:06,920 [slams] 685 00:39:07,020 --> 00:39:08,055 -[all gasp] -[yelps] 686 00:39:11,892 --> 00:39:13,894 Huh? [gasps] 687 00:39:16,063 --> 00:39:17,131 What the fuck? 688 00:39:17,231 --> 00:39:19,066 Which one of you felt fucks is Jane? 689 00:39:19,133 --> 00:39:20,801 You metal bitch, 690 00:39:20,901 --> 00:39:22,936 how about I shove that Underground Avenue sign up your ass? 691 00:39:24,071 --> 00:39:24,905 That's Jane. 692 00:39:24,972 --> 00:39:26,407 Where are we? 693 00:39:26,473 --> 00:39:28,909 In Kay's fucking fantasy workshop where she's an Adult 694 00:39:28,976 --> 00:39:30,978 and we're asshole Puppets. 695 00:39:31,078 --> 00:39:32,813 Get me outta this Dada hellscape. 696 00:39:32,913 --> 00:39:36,383 Okay. Come here. [chuckles] 697 00:39:36,450 --> 00:39:39,820 [speaking indistinctly] 698 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,156 You're like a baby! [chuckles] 699 00:39:42,256 --> 00:39:43,323 Hey, baby! 700 00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:44,925 Fuck you, bucket head. 701 00:39:46,827 --> 00:39:47,661 Oh! 702 00:39:47,761 --> 00:39:50,264 Oh, that's it! 703 00:39:50,330 --> 00:39:54,067 Jane goes off to leave us with a mess. Again. 704 00:39:54,134 --> 00:39:56,503 No, not again. 705 00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:59,173 Never again. 706 00:39:59,273 --> 00:40:01,308 ["Vehicle" by The Ides of March playing] 707 00:40:01,408 --> 00:40:04,144 ♪ Hey, well, I'm a friendly stranger in a black sedan ♪ 708 00:40:04,244 --> 00:40:06,013 ♪ Won't you hop Inside my car? ♪ 709 00:40:06,113 --> 00:40:07,347 ♪ I got pictures... ♪ 710 00:40:07,448 --> 00:40:10,184 -[Cliff] What the fuck! -[Larry] Stop. 711 00:40:10,284 --> 00:40:12,753 Reflect. Move forward? 712 00:40:12,820 --> 00:40:14,955 This is more Dada shit! 713 00:40:15,022 --> 00:40:17,191 Fuck this fuckin' Art school project. 714 00:40:17,291 --> 00:40:21,528 If the message is to move forward out of this rainbow vomit, I'm in! 715 00:40:21,628 --> 00:40:22,796 [Vic] Oh, shit. 716 00:40:22,863 --> 00:40:24,164 [all screaming] 717 00:40:24,264 --> 00:40:25,999 ♪ Got to have you child ♪ 718 00:40:26,099 --> 00:40:31,205 ♪ Great God in Heaven You know I love you ♪ 719 00:40:31,305 --> 00:40:35,375 ♪ Whoa, you know I do ♪ 720 00:40:42,649 --> 00:40:46,019 Um... who wants a piece of stripper cake? 721 00:40:49,022 --> 00:40:50,123 Did you see Mom? 722 00:40:53,494 --> 00:40:54,361 I did. 723 00:40:56,163 --> 00:40:58,165 And I changed the script. 724 00:40:58,232 --> 00:40:59,867 Said the things I should have said. 725 00:41:01,835 --> 00:41:04,471 Are you blaming me? 726 00:41:04,538 --> 00:41:06,740 Are you saying I should have said something else? 727 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,643 No. You should have done something else. 728 00:41:11,011 --> 00:41:12,379 You think I don't know that? 729 00:41:14,515 --> 00:41:17,217 How do you think it feels to be the worst memory of someone's life? 730 00:41:17,317 --> 00:41:19,486 [chuckles] You're not the worst, okay? 731 00:41:19,553 --> 00:41:21,321 There are others far worse than you. 732 00:41:21,388 --> 00:41:22,856 Then why am I here? 733 00:41:22,923 --> 00:41:25,392 You're the day I committed to lying to myself. 734 00:41:27,761 --> 00:41:29,496 - What? - I got news for you, 735 00:41:29,563 --> 00:41:31,765 I'm from the day that you hid from love. 736 00:41:33,534 --> 00:41:35,536 That's why you secretly like those bandages. 737 00:41:35,602 --> 00:41:37,771 They give you an excuse to keep people away. 738 00:41:40,574 --> 00:41:42,910 You're afraid you don't know how to love. 739 00:41:44,678 --> 00:41:46,280 You think you're not worthy of it. 740 00:41:50,851 --> 00:41:52,119 [sighs] 741 00:41:52,219 --> 00:41:54,254 Maybe you are the worst memory of my life. 742 00:41:55,889 --> 00:41:59,626 You know, on my wedding day, Mom invited me into her trauma 743 00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:02,429 and then I sucked the people into my trauma. 744 00:42:02,529 --> 00:42:03,564 [sighs] 745 00:42:05,365 --> 00:42:07,734 You've got to learn how to let love in, guy. 746 00:42:11,939 --> 00:42:13,473 One step at a time. 747 00:42:13,574 --> 00:42:16,209 - I have a duty to myself. - Yeah. 748 00:42:17,377 --> 00:42:18,378 You do. 749 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:25,719 I live that memory, every moment of it, every day. 750 00:42:29,156 --> 00:42:31,091 Make it worth what I'm going through. 751 00:42:32,926 --> 00:42:33,794 Can you do that? 752 00:42:49,142 --> 00:42:50,177 I can try. 753 00:43:00,454 --> 00:43:01,755 Whoa! 754 00:43:06,426 --> 00:43:10,263 Okay, that was beautiful. 755 00:43:11,531 --> 00:43:12,833 Show's over, folks! 756 00:43:14,501 --> 00:43:15,435 Is it? 757 00:43:16,703 --> 00:43:20,173 - Oh, come fucking on. - I know, I know. 758 00:43:20,273 --> 00:43:22,042 You seriously want to spill our shit? 759 00:43:22,142 --> 00:43:23,844 No, I don't. 760 00:43:23,944 --> 00:43:27,648 But then I saw Larry holding hand with himself, 761 00:43:27,714 --> 00:43:29,449 and it was really fucking nice! 762 00:43:29,516 --> 00:43:31,118 -[groans] - So, fuck it. 763 00:43:31,184 --> 00:43:34,287 Do you wanna know what I live through 764 00:43:34,354 --> 00:43:36,790 every fucking day? 765 00:43:43,063 --> 00:43:48,235 Every day from dusk until dawn, 766 00:43:48,335 --> 00:43:50,070 I leave my daughter in the car 767 00:43:50,170 --> 00:43:54,141 so that I could go do some blow and cozy up to a stripper. 768 00:43:55,842 --> 00:43:59,079 That's what I do, every fucking day. 769 00:43:59,913 --> 00:44:01,581 I say, "Fuck you" 770 00:44:01,682 --> 00:44:05,986 to fatherhood because fatherhood doesn't make me feel special 771 00:44:09,322 --> 00:44:10,657 As a dad, 772 00:44:10,724 --> 00:44:15,095 I'm just part of the wallpaper. [sighs wearily] 773 00:44:17,030 --> 00:44:19,366 Doin' blow. Fucking strippers. 774 00:44:19,433 --> 00:44:22,602 That shit makes me feel like a king. 775 00:44:22,703 --> 00:44:24,771 Every day, when party's over, 776 00:44:24,871 --> 00:44:26,406 I come back to the car, 777 00:44:26,506 --> 00:44:29,776 I look my daughter in the eyes and I feel... 778 00:44:30,711 --> 00:44:31,778 Nothing. 779 00:44:33,013 --> 00:44:35,449 No guilt. Remorse. Shame. 780 00:44:37,718 --> 00:44:39,720 I got my rocks off 781 00:44:39,786 --> 00:44:42,255 and that has earned me another week 782 00:44:42,355 --> 00:44:45,092 of stomaching changing dirty diapers 783 00:44:46,193 --> 00:44:48,195 until the next race, 784 00:44:49,029 --> 00:44:53,767 Nanny, stripper. 785 00:44:53,867 --> 00:44:58,705 When I can go back to feeling like a fucking king again. 786 00:44:58,772 --> 00:45:01,875 You left your daughter in the car to go party? 787 00:45:01,942 --> 00:45:05,712 Look, I didn't sign up for this shit! 788 00:45:05,779 --> 00:45:07,981 That kid interrupted my life. 789 00:45:08,081 --> 00:45:11,651 Why did I have to stop living because I stuck my dick in a hole? 790 00:45:11,752 --> 00:45:13,487 I want to feel special, too! 791 00:45:13,587 --> 00:45:16,256 You know, at some point, the party's gotta stop. 792 00:45:17,724 --> 00:45:21,228 I may be stuck on a loop, but I'm not fucking blind. 793 00:45:22,062 --> 00:45:23,897 You're on the same track. 794 00:45:23,964 --> 00:45:27,134 You're tripping balls on Parkinson's meds, 795 00:45:27,234 --> 00:45:30,003 it's like it's 1984 all over again. 796 00:45:30,103 --> 00:45:32,773 You're selling their shit on Ebay. 797 00:45:32,839 --> 00:45:34,641 I'm fucking exhausted. 798 00:45:34,741 --> 00:45:38,612 But you have a second chance with Clara and Rory, 799 00:45:38,678 --> 00:45:41,615 but instead you're doing the same shit all over again, 800 00:45:41,681 --> 00:45:43,617 that's killing both of us. 801 00:45:46,119 --> 00:45:47,287 Is it worth it? 802 00:45:49,790 --> 00:45:52,826 Answer me, is it worth it? 803 00:45:52,926 --> 00:45:54,194 - Fuck you! - Fuck you, too! 804 00:45:54,294 --> 00:45:56,096 - Fuck you! 805 00:45:56,163 --> 00:45:57,664 And fuck all of ya'll! 806 00:46:09,142 --> 00:46:10,143 Dude. 807 00:46:18,652 --> 00:46:20,053 This shit is crazy. 808 00:46:32,632 --> 00:46:33,567 [sighs] 809 00:46:35,502 --> 00:46:36,736 I'm fine. 810 00:46:36,837 --> 00:46:38,738 I don't need no pop psychology. 811 00:46:41,575 --> 00:46:45,045 Okay then, we'll just stand here and protect everyone. 812 00:46:45,846 --> 00:46:47,881 I have one question, sir? 813 00:46:47,981 --> 00:46:48,815 Who protects us? 814 00:46:48,882 --> 00:46:49,916 I don't need protection. 815 00:46:51,151 --> 00:46:52,419 No question about that, 816 00:46:52,519 --> 00:46:53,887 you've always been a good soldier. 817 00:46:53,987 --> 00:46:57,190 Brave, disciplined. Warrior. 818 00:46:58,658 --> 00:47:00,861 You saw the memory I came from. 819 00:47:00,927 --> 00:47:02,162 Hmm? 820 00:47:02,229 --> 00:47:05,532 Yeah, I was a child. 821 00:47:05,599 --> 00:47:07,934 - You think anyone saw that? - That I was a child? 822 00:47:08,034 --> 00:47:10,270 No, I don't think anyone saw that 823 00:47:10,370 --> 00:47:12,572 - or cared. - Well, I did. 824 00:47:12,672 --> 00:47:14,608 And on that day, I saw you go straight 825 00:47:14,708 --> 00:47:17,777 from being a 10-year old child to a soldier. 826 00:47:17,878 --> 00:47:19,679 Trying to please everyone, 827 00:47:19,746 --> 00:47:23,350 always saying the right things, never making a mistake. 828 00:47:23,416 --> 00:47:24,618 You became perfect. 829 00:47:25,952 --> 00:47:29,356 But you lost something very important. 830 00:47:32,893 --> 00:47:35,695 [sniffles, quivers] 831 00:47:35,762 --> 00:47:37,197 My childhood. 832 00:47:37,264 --> 00:47:38,265 That's correct, sir. 833 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:41,935 I'd never get that back. 834 00:47:42,035 --> 00:47:44,371 Yeah, but you can make your own choices now. 835 00:47:44,437 --> 00:47:47,407 And maybe instead of doing things that made you a good soldier, 836 00:47:47,474 --> 00:47:49,075 you could do some wrong things. 837 00:47:49,142 --> 00:47:51,578 You can make some strong choices, 838 00:47:51,645 --> 00:47:53,313 even if they're wrong. 839 00:47:53,413 --> 00:47:54,814 What do you think I was trying to do 840 00:47:54,915 --> 00:47:57,083 before this Eternal Flagellation? 841 00:47:57,951 --> 00:47:58,818 I know. 842 00:47:59,753 --> 00:48:01,488 I'm not here to criticize. 843 00:48:01,588 --> 00:48:05,926 I am here to say, keep going. Hmm? 844 00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:07,994 Have some fun. 845 00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:10,897 Find your happiness. 846 00:48:12,265 --> 00:48:14,267 Play. 847 00:48:14,334 --> 00:48:17,304 And then you take back what was taken from you. 848 00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:21,908 This is crazy. 849 00:48:22,609 --> 00:48:23,576 [scoffs] 850 00:48:25,512 --> 00:48:28,081 Why am I even listening to somebody I didn't even want? 851 00:48:30,483 --> 00:48:31,952 I didn't want a soldier! 852 00:48:33,186 --> 00:48:34,454 I was a fucking kid. 853 00:48:39,359 --> 00:48:40,527 [zapping] 854 00:48:47,667 --> 00:48:50,370 Harry said you didn't want us anymore. 855 00:48:50,470 --> 00:48:52,939 What did we say the lesson of the day was? 856 00:48:53,006 --> 00:48:54,607 Seriously? 857 00:48:54,674 --> 00:48:57,444 - You want to do a lesson of the day now? - Yes. 858 00:49:00,013 --> 00:49:01,014 Because it's you. 859 00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:04,117 You just cause me more trauma. 860 00:49:04,184 --> 00:49:06,820 Everything you do just brings me more pain. 861 00:49:08,788 --> 00:49:12,058 And it's time for me to grow up and be on my own. 862 00:49:12,158 --> 00:49:15,829 No, you can't survive without me. 863 00:49:16,496 --> 00:49:17,731 I'd like to try. 864 00:49:17,831 --> 00:49:20,533 No. No. 865 00:49:20,633 --> 00:49:24,571 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 866 00:49:24,671 --> 00:49:27,540 no, no, no, no, no. No! 867 00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:28,508 [inhales] 868 00:49:28,575 --> 00:49:30,143 I wish you would die. 869 00:50:01,007 --> 00:50:02,108 [yelps] 870 00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:04,677 [screaming] 871 00:50:19,225 --> 00:50:21,061 [wailing] 872 00:50:29,569 --> 00:50:32,072 [gasping] 873 00:50:33,807 --> 00:50:34,808 [groans] 874 00:50:38,244 --> 00:50:40,780 [panting] 875 00:50:45,752 --> 00:50:46,653 Is it over? 876 00:50:50,090 --> 00:50:52,392 I think so. The fog's lifting. 877 00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:54,594 Okay! 878 00:50:54,661 --> 00:50:55,995 I think we can all agree, 879 00:50:56,096 --> 00:50:58,731 that what happens in the Eternal Flagellation, 880 00:50:58,798 --> 00:51:00,800 stays in the Eternal Flagella-- 881 00:51:02,402 --> 00:51:03,837 You want to talk about parenting 882 00:51:03,937 --> 00:51:05,271 or you want to talk about-- 883 00:51:05,338 --> 00:51:07,841 - Oh, God. Oh fuck, oh, fuck! - I don't know 884 00:51:07,941 --> 00:51:10,009 what's going on with you, Dad, but... 885 00:51:13,113 --> 00:51:14,514 this isn't working anymore. 886 00:51:23,957 --> 00:51:24,991 I know. 887 00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:33,333 [Jane] Hello? 888 00:51:37,470 --> 00:51:38,505 Hello? 889 00:51:42,976 --> 00:51:43,943 Hello? 890 00:51:59,459 --> 00:52:03,696 I know things were said and I hear you. 891 00:52:07,967 --> 00:52:08,902 We're gonna work it out, 892 00:52:10,570 --> 00:52:11,571 all of us. 893 00:52:12,372 --> 00:52:13,540 They're all gone. 894 00:52:26,853 --> 00:52:29,389 [pants, sighs] 895 00:52:30,723 --> 00:52:31,558 Oh. 896 00:52:32,859 --> 00:52:34,194 Ah! Thank God. 897 00:52:35,428 --> 00:52:36,362 Oh. 898 00:52:37,730 --> 00:52:38,865 I got you. 899 00:52:39,666 --> 00:52:40,733 Here you go. 900 00:52:52,879 --> 00:52:54,380 [Silas] Vic, 901 00:52:54,447 --> 00:52:55,548 you awake? 902 00:53:01,221 --> 00:53:02,121 [sighs] 903 00:53:09,095 --> 00:53:10,029 I'm awake. 904 00:53:13,633 --> 00:53:14,567 [grunts] 905 00:53:30,650 --> 00:53:31,751 I'm awake. 906 00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:40,159 [suspenseful music playing] 907 00:53:53,673 --> 00:53:54,574 [bark snaps] 908 00:54:07,620 --> 00:54:08,955 [theme music playing] 909 00:55:00,707 --> 00:55:02,075 Greg, move your head.