1 00:01:21,190 --> 00:01:24,861 ♪ I was born in Houston ♪ 2 00:01:24,961 --> 00:01:28,531 ♪ Life was full and good ♪ 3 00:01:28,631 --> 00:01:32,101 ♪ Got a yen to travel ♪ 4 00:01:32,168 --> 00:01:35,371 ♪ No one understood ♪ 5 00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:39,208 ♪ Took my things And said goodbye ♪ 6 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:40,476 ♪ Left my family ♪ 7 00:01:40,543 --> 00:01:43,045 Don't you look pretty as a picture? 8 00:01:49,819 --> 00:01:53,222 ♪ On my own in Seattle ♪ 9 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:57,026 ♪ City by the sea ♪ 10 00:01:57,126 --> 00:02:00,229 ♪ There, a lovely woman ♪ 11 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:05,168 ♪ Gave her love to me... ♪ 12 00:02:05,234 --> 00:02:11,040 She-ma yisrael adonai eloheinu, adonai echad. 13 00:02:19,315 --> 00:02:21,851 What's going on? Where am I? 14 00:02:21,918 --> 00:02:23,419 Morning, sunshine. 15 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:25,488 Willoughby? What have you done? 16 00:02:25,555 --> 00:02:29,258 Would you believe I just fancied a chat with an old friend? 17 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:30,826 Hardly. 18 00:02:30,893 --> 00:02:33,596 Well, before you get all holier-than-thou, 19 00:02:33,696 --> 00:02:36,365 if the tables were turned, you'd have done the same thing. 20 00:02:36,432 --> 00:02:38,601 Rabbi Loew animated his creature 21 00:02:38,701 --> 00:02:40,870 to protect his people from slaughter. 22 00:02:40,937 --> 00:02:45,241 I doubt you have such lofty intentions for me. 23 00:02:45,341 --> 00:02:46,842 That hurts my feelings. 24 00:02:46,909 --> 00:02:50,746 I've got loads of important shit for us to do. 25 00:02:50,846 --> 00:02:53,216 And old friends to see. 26 00:02:59,222 --> 00:03:02,191 Dear God, poor Niles! 27 00:03:02,258 --> 00:03:04,126 Whatever has happened to you? 28 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:05,628 Baphomet. 29 00:03:07,063 --> 00:03:09,465 Hello, love. 30 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:13,636 I'm perfectly well. Just lost a little weight, that's all. 31 00:03:13,736 --> 00:03:15,137 How are you? 32 00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:17,073 - I-- Well, that's great! 33 00:03:17,139 --> 00:03:20,076 Listen, can I ask you something, head to head? 34 00:03:20,142 --> 00:03:22,478 What do you think of my pal, Willoughby? 35 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:26,315 Is he the kind of chap you see yourself settling down with? 36 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:30,987 Willy, how could you do this dreadful thing to your friend? 37 00:03:31,087 --> 00:03:33,155 Whatever do you mean? 38 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:35,291 I think I look top shelf. 39 00:03:36,659 --> 00:03:39,762 I have no interest in these baby games. 40 00:03:39,829 --> 00:03:44,100 Don't summon me again unless you decide to grow up. 41 00:03:44,166 --> 00:03:45,568 Baby, wait! 42 00:03:48,004 --> 00:03:49,171 Fuck! 43 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:50,940 I'm sorry, Willoughby, 44 00:03:51,007 --> 00:03:53,676 but that was pathetic, even for you-- 45 00:03:56,412 --> 00:03:58,281 Wrong room, dickhead. 46 00:04:01,584 --> 00:04:03,419 Oh, fuck me. 47 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,630 So, are you gonna tell us who you are 48 00:04:14,697 --> 00:04:16,866 or does someone need to jam a foot up your pee-hole? 49 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:22,204 Oh! Aren't you charming? Now, would you mind telling me, 50 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:24,840 when are you expecting Niles Caulder back? 51 00:04:24,940 --> 00:04:26,676 - Well-- - Look, lady. 52 00:04:26,776 --> 00:04:28,377 - You're in our house... - Mmm-hmm. 53 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:30,313 -...wearing our clothes and drinking our tea. - Yeah. 54 00:04:30,379 --> 00:04:32,782 Now, answer our questions. 55 00:04:32,848 --> 00:04:34,984 Then maybe we could talk about Niles. 56 00:04:36,986 --> 00:04:39,288 - How were you made? - Excuse me? 57 00:04:39,355 --> 00:04:42,892 Is that aluminum? You know, how does it... How does it stick to your face? 58 00:04:42,992 --> 00:04:44,827 Uh, that is his face. 59 00:04:44,894 --> 00:04:47,530 That is his face! Wow, okay. 60 00:04:47,630 --> 00:04:50,733 - Stop doing that! - Okay, in a minute. Whoa! 61 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:53,903 - It's fascinating. - How long have you been in our house? 62 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:55,738 Well, long enough to see Bandages over here 63 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:57,873 play dress-up with your dead bodies. 64 00:04:57,973 --> 00:04:59,809 No! The fuck? 65 00:04:59,875 --> 00:05:04,080 I was at a low point and wasn't making great decisions, okay? 66 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:08,751 Okay, tell me, why are you all scratching like circus animals? 67 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:12,188 Your name, now. Or I'm dragging your ass out of here. 68 00:05:12,254 --> 00:05:15,091 Okay, well... I'm not being coy. Um... 69 00:05:15,191 --> 00:05:18,094 The truth is, I can't remember. 70 00:05:18,194 --> 00:05:20,496 - Why are you looking for Chief? - Can't remember that either. 71 00:05:20,563 --> 00:05:22,098 But when I think of him, 72 00:05:22,198 --> 00:05:25,167 I am filled with an overwhelming and immediate urge 73 00:05:25,234 --> 00:05:26,936 to punch him in the face. 74 00:05:27,036 --> 00:05:28,170 - That's him. - Yup. 75 00:05:28,237 --> 00:05:29,205 - Word. - Sounds about right. 76 00:05:29,271 --> 00:05:31,107 But here's what I do know. 77 00:05:31,207 --> 00:05:34,877 I seem to have traveled here via a sort of a time-travel capsule. 78 00:05:34,944 --> 00:05:36,879 Ugh... 79 00:05:36,946 --> 00:05:40,049 As a result, I have a moderate to more-than-moderate degree of memory loss. 80 00:05:40,116 --> 00:05:43,619 And that I need to find a certain Niles Caulder. 81 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:44,954 Bullshit! 82 00:05:45,054 --> 00:05:47,022 There's no such thing as time travel. 83 00:05:47,089 --> 00:05:50,760 'Cause if there was, a certain sixth grade assbag named Jimmy Decker 84 00:05:50,860 --> 00:05:53,396 would've never pulled my pants down in assembly. 85 00:05:53,462 --> 00:05:56,966 And I never would've had the nickname "Cheeto Dick" for six years. 86 00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:59,068 That's what you would go back in time and fix? 87 00:05:59,135 --> 00:06:04,940 Fuck yeah! But like I said, time travel doesn't exist. 88 00:06:18,154 --> 00:06:19,288 You were saying? 89 00:06:21,957 --> 00:06:23,726 What year did you come from? 90 00:06:23,793 --> 00:06:25,628 Um... 91 00:06:32,635 --> 00:06:36,005 If you saw us dead, that means that you were here at least since yesterday. 92 00:06:36,105 --> 00:06:37,473 - Hey, Rita? - Hmm? 93 00:06:37,573 --> 00:06:39,575 When did your super-secret alarm thing go off? 94 00:06:39,642 --> 00:06:44,113 Uh, the day before we went to Codsville, I think, ahem. 95 00:06:44,180 --> 00:06:46,348 Which you completely ignored. 96 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:49,618 Well, the important thing is... Oh, shut up. 97 00:06:49,685 --> 00:06:51,587 She's here now, isn't she? 98 00:06:51,654 --> 00:06:54,457 Right, yes. And now it's time for you all to answer my questions, 99 00:06:54,523 --> 00:06:56,759 starting with, "Where is Niles Caulder?" 100 00:06:56,826 --> 00:07:01,130 He's deader than shit. God damn, I love saying that. 101 00:07:07,503 --> 00:07:08,704 I see. How long? 102 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:09,939 About two weeks. 103 00:07:10,005 --> 00:07:11,340 Two weeks. Right. 104 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,042 Well, then I shall just time-travel back to then. 105 00:07:13,142 --> 00:07:17,179 Then. You can do that? And actually talk to him? 106 00:07:17,279 --> 00:07:20,483 It's a time machine, dear. So I can, you know, travel back 107 00:07:20,549 --> 00:07:23,319 and have a wee chat with Adam and Eve, if I want to. 108 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:29,859 Mmm, I don't know. Things were a little hairy around here two weeks ago. 109 00:07:29,959 --> 00:07:34,163 Kaiju candle-demon on the loose. You might wanna go back a little further. 110 00:07:34,230 --> 00:07:37,233 Right. Well, I shall go back three weeks, then. 111 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:39,168 Ooh, yeah. 112 00:07:39,235 --> 00:07:42,705 This place was lousy with sex ghosts around then. I don't recommend it. 113 00:07:42,805 --> 00:07:44,039 - True. That's right. 114 00:07:44,139 --> 00:07:46,675 - Well, four weeks? No, no, no. 115 00:07:46,742 --> 00:07:48,344 Okay. Well, how about five? 116 00:07:49,712 --> 00:07:51,080 Seven? What about seven? Give me seven. 117 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,048 Anyone for seven? You want to give me seven? 118 00:07:53,148 --> 00:07:54,583 - Seven, anybody? - I think you're good. 119 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:57,152 Good, all righty. Bon voyage! 120 00:07:57,219 --> 00:07:58,921 Send Chief our love. 121 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:02,992 Tell him I said... He'll know what it means. 122 00:08:03,058 --> 00:08:08,597 Okay, well, this is goodbye and has been a truly infuriating experience. 123 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:13,435 And I only hope that in your time of need, you will be met one day 124 00:08:13,536 --> 00:08:18,607 with the same ineptitude and uselessness which you have shown me here today. 125 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:21,277 So, I bid you adieu. 126 00:08:21,377 --> 00:08:23,946 Peace. God. 127 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:34,290 Come on, come on. Let's go. 128 00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:35,624 Come on, come on. 129 00:08:39,762 --> 00:08:41,463 Who's good with machines? 130 00:08:43,399 --> 00:08:46,101 Lady, I only knew time travel existed ten minutes ago. 131 00:08:46,201 --> 00:08:47,036 Mmm-hmm. 132 00:08:47,770 --> 00:08:49,972 Oh! Thank you. 133 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:51,307 I can't fix your machine. 134 00:08:51,407 --> 00:08:54,777 No. Well, not with that attitude, you can't. 135 00:08:54,877 --> 00:08:55,811 What about Cliff? 136 00:08:57,212 --> 00:08:59,381 He knows everything about fixing cars. 137 00:08:59,448 --> 00:09:03,619 Oh, I know more than everything. Thing is, I don't give a shit about any of this. 138 00:09:03,719 --> 00:09:06,655 So you kids have a party. I'm out of here. 139 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:10,125 Wait. We're just gonna let some crazy lady stay in our house 140 00:09:10,225 --> 00:09:12,628 and put her crazy lady fingers on all our stuff? 141 00:09:12,728 --> 00:09:16,599 Because there's nothing weird about some nutball traveling through time 142 00:09:16,665 --> 00:09:18,000 to see Chief? 143 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:19,835 Yup. Pretty much, yeah. 144 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:22,304 We've got our own crap to take care of, remember? 145 00:09:22,404 --> 00:09:26,075 We agreed to get help with our shit? 146 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:32,081 - You were serious about that? - Yup. You should be too. 147 00:09:32,147 --> 00:09:35,284 Well, you should mind your own fucking business. 148 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:40,689 Okay, right. Um, you. Take me to this secret alarm. 149 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:42,358 I would like to have a look at it. 150 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,860 - I would be happy-- - No. 151 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,462 Oh, God. 152 00:09:47,596 --> 00:09:48,497 Oh, God! 153 00:09:49,832 --> 00:09:50,933 Shall we? 154 00:09:52,434 --> 00:09:54,970 Okay. Well, I'll be back to check on your work later. 155 00:09:55,037 --> 00:09:56,005 Oh, I'm not... 156 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:16,058 Oh, God. 157 00:10:18,627 --> 00:10:21,230 Oh, God. 158 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,399 Well, first, my leg started fucking up. 159 00:10:23,499 --> 00:10:26,001 Then my hands started shaking like fucking Jell-O. 160 00:10:26,068 --> 00:10:28,570 I thought that it was just shitty craftsmanship 161 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,572 by the shitty scientist that built my body. 162 00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:33,075 But then my buddy Cyborg scanned my shit and said 163 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,910 it might be my brain that's fucked. 164 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,646 Cyborg's not really my buddy. I don't know why I just said that. 165 00:10:37,713 --> 00:10:39,715 He's more like this lesser version of me who lives in my house. 166 00:10:39,815 --> 00:10:42,651 Anyhoo, my daughter-in-law thinks I might have Parkinson's. 167 00:10:42,718 --> 00:10:45,421 But she's not a doctor. She's a graphic designer. 168 00:10:45,521 --> 00:10:48,157 But you're a doctor. So what do you think? 169 00:10:52,227 --> 00:10:54,530 Goddamn TikTokers. I don't have time for this. 170 00:10:55,731 --> 00:10:56,732 Hmph, okay. 171 00:11:15,117 --> 00:11:16,018 Fuck it. 172 00:11:35,537 --> 00:11:36,438 Shit! 173 00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:42,578 What the hell? 174 00:11:42,644 --> 00:11:45,814 Which of Niles' nonsense are you mixed up in now? 175 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,317 It's a time machine. 176 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,753 And for some reason, I've been tasked with fixing it. 177 00:11:50,819 --> 00:11:53,222 Also, it's not Niles. 178 00:11:53,288 --> 00:11:55,057 I hope you didn't ask me here to help. 179 00:11:55,124 --> 00:11:58,560 Time travel's fringe, experimental, dangerous. 180 00:11:58,627 --> 00:12:02,264 Few human trials that I know of have led to neurological damage and memory loss. 181 00:12:02,331 --> 00:12:06,502 Fringe and experimental? As opposed to the body tech which was thoroughly vetted 182 00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:08,337 before you put it in my body? 183 00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:09,905 I did it to save your life. 184 00:12:09,972 --> 00:12:12,074 And if I'm not mistaken, it seems to have worked out okay. 185 00:12:12,141 --> 00:12:14,977 Alive and okay aren't the same thing. You know that, right? 186 00:12:15,077 --> 00:12:18,013 Maybe you'd have more body positivity if you'd made better choices 187 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,581 for how you used your tech-- 188 00:12:19,648 --> 00:12:21,517 I didn't choose to put this in my body. You did. 189 00:12:22,684 --> 00:12:24,419 What's going on here, Vic? 190 00:12:24,486 --> 00:12:26,021 Where's this coming from? 191 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:28,123 I've just been wondering, is all, 192 00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:32,494 if there was another choice, if body tech was the only way to save my life. 193 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:39,935 Okay, let's talk about choice. 194 00:12:40,002 --> 00:12:42,871 Like your choice to abet Roni Evers in evading authorities, 195 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:45,040 a choice that cost me my job. 196 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,041 What? 197 00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:49,711 Technically, I'm on administrative leave. 198 00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,547 - But it's not looking good. - But that's not fair! 199 00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:53,215 You had nothing to do with. 200 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:55,884 You used S.T.A.R. Labs tech I designed to help a murderer! 201 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,187 But she's not a bad person, Dad! 202 00:12:58,287 --> 00:13:01,824 If you know what she went through, you'd understand where she's coming from. 203 00:13:01,890 --> 00:13:04,526 She deserved a second chance, and I gave her one. 204 00:13:08,697 --> 00:13:09,965 So that's it? 205 00:13:10,032 --> 00:13:12,968 You take zero responsibility for your actions? 206 00:13:13,035 --> 00:13:15,537 I can't believe I'd ever feel this disappointed in you, son. 207 00:13:16,972 --> 00:13:17,873 But here we are. 208 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,812 Do you want to know why I asked you over? 209 00:13:26,715 --> 00:13:28,083 Two days ago, I died. 210 00:13:28,650 --> 00:13:29,918 What? 211 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,720 I went to the afterlife and I talked to Mom. 212 00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:33,388 Oh... 213 00:13:33,488 --> 00:13:35,257 Finally happened. 214 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:37,392 You've been hanging around these nuts so long, you done lost your mind. 215 00:13:37,492 --> 00:13:39,895 No. She told me that there was another way you could have saved me. 216 00:13:39,995 --> 00:13:43,065 Yeah. And I want to know what it was. 217 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,435 Was there another way or not? 218 00:13:49,571 --> 00:13:50,539 Well... 219 00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:54,910 We had, uh, developed a prototype 220 00:13:56,245 --> 00:13:57,279 for synthetic skin. 221 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,780 Oh, God. 222 00:14:00,415 --> 00:14:03,185 So, I could've looked normal. 223 00:14:03,252 --> 00:14:05,554 - It was still very-- - Experimental. 224 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,457 Like the cyber tech? 225 00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:09,524 Just like this? 226 00:14:10,859 --> 00:14:12,628 Why would you do this to me? 227 00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:17,532 You couldn't do human trials, so you used your own son as a guinea pig? 228 00:14:17,599 --> 00:14:18,734 Is that what this is? 229 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,703 I cannot keep explaining myself. 230 00:14:21,770 --> 00:14:22,905 You can't or you won't? 231 00:14:22,971 --> 00:14:27,042 Everything I did was to protect you. 232 00:14:27,109 --> 00:14:29,978 I don't care what you hear or who you talk to. 233 00:14:31,613 --> 00:14:32,981 It won't change that. 234 00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:49,731 I must apologize for my housemates' less-than-warm welcome. 235 00:14:49,798 --> 00:14:54,002 It's just, most of them are trying to move on from Niles Caulder, 236 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:58,607 so a mysterious stranger dredging him back up was probably a bit triggering. 237 00:14:58,674 --> 00:15:00,342 Oh, yeah? Why is that? 238 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,010 Was he a bad man? 239 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,512 Yes. 240 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:04,646 And no. 241 00:15:06,248 --> 00:15:07,950 He was a complicated person. 242 00:15:08,016 --> 00:15:09,651 Yes. Well, aren't we all? 243 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,023 Oh, shitting hell! 244 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,659 Perhaps it was completely pointless coming here. 245 00:15:17,759 --> 00:15:20,662 Well, how can you possibly know what to look for 246 00:15:20,762 --> 00:15:22,197 when you don't know what you're looking for? 247 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:25,801 Well, the mind may forget, but the gut may not. 248 00:15:25,867 --> 00:15:27,936 It is the elephant of the body, 249 00:15:28,003 --> 00:15:32,207 and it will tell me when I am onto something. 250 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:35,877 It just occurred to me that I... I don't know what to call you. 251 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,279 Well, that makes two of us. 252 00:15:38,947 --> 00:15:40,849 What about Shannon? 253 00:15:40,949 --> 00:15:43,151 I have always liked that name. 254 00:15:43,218 --> 00:15:45,620 Very well, Shannon it is. 255 00:15:45,687 --> 00:15:48,790 Why don't you tell me, um, what your name is? 256 00:15:48,857 --> 00:15:51,226 It's Rita. Rita Farr. 257 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,195 Ah, well, Rita. 258 00:15:53,295 --> 00:15:56,665 I don't know why you have attached yourself to me like a black-legged tick, 259 00:15:56,732 --> 00:15:59,401 but it is distracting and quite bothersome. 260 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:03,805 And I don't mean to be unkind, but it's really annoying! 261 00:16:03,872 --> 00:16:06,975 Oh, I didn't mean to be any of those things. 262 00:16:07,042 --> 00:16:08,543 Do you have a question for me, 263 00:16:08,643 --> 00:16:13,081 or is your neediness some kind of holistic condition? 264 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,083 Actually, I do. 265 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,918 Do I look at all familiar to you? 266 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:21,423 My body elephant has the strongest feeling that we know each other. 267 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:24,526 No one looks familiar to me, not even me. 268 00:16:24,593 --> 00:16:27,362 Or do you... Do you not know how amnesia works? 269 00:16:27,429 --> 00:16:33,068 Maybe try taking a nice long look at me for a minute. 270 00:16:33,168 --> 00:16:36,538 Maybe it'll help jog something loose. Hmm? 271 00:16:45,013 --> 00:16:48,583 Oh, you got schmutz on your face there. 272 00:16:52,587 --> 00:16:53,922 Ah! 273 00:17:00,796 --> 00:17:02,264 Hot dog! 274 00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:14,443 Okay. 275 00:17:24,719 --> 00:17:26,788 That's the stuff. 276 00:17:31,126 --> 00:17:32,060 Wow. 277 00:17:34,463 --> 00:17:35,497 Ugh! 278 00:17:39,668 --> 00:17:41,336 Whatcha doing? 279 00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:43,839 Playing Frisbee golf. What does it look like, dipshit? 280 00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:46,007 Uh... 281 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,610 Like you're making creepy Bob Ross fan art. 282 00:17:48,677 --> 00:17:51,513 You made me feel like shit for not honoring our stupid pact or whatever, 283 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:56,084 so I tried making something out of my pain, like Abuelita told me to. 284 00:17:56,151 --> 00:17:57,419 But it didn't work. 285 00:17:57,486 --> 00:17:59,421 And now I feel like an even bigger dick, 286 00:17:59,488 --> 00:18:03,992 so I'm going to get high as fuck and then light it on fire. 287 00:18:04,092 --> 00:18:06,461 - Wanna watch? - Definitely. 288 00:18:06,528 --> 00:18:10,699 Only... maybe before you flick your Bic, 289 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:15,103 you might wanna, I don't know, try talking to creepy Bob Ross. 290 00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:17,372 - About what? - Whatever you want. 291 00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:21,209 Maybe saying some shit you didn't get to before he died will give you some closure. 292 00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:23,845 Who crawled up your ass and made you Dr. Phil? 293 00:18:23,945 --> 00:18:27,215 When we were in the afterlife, I got to tell off my asshole dad, 294 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:28,884 and it felt awesome! 295 00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:32,721 I'm talking top ten best moments of my life, or afterlife. 296 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,856 At least it was great till he shoved his 297 00:18:34,956 --> 00:18:37,025 "Grandpa of the Year" mug up my butt. 298 00:18:37,726 --> 00:18:39,161 Not literally. 299 00:18:39,227 --> 00:18:42,564 And I got to tell Niles to suck a bucket of vaginas, 300 00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:45,066 which also squeaks into my top ten. 301 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,368 Wait, when did that happen? 302 00:18:46,468 --> 00:18:47,736 Oh, uh... 303 00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:49,971 Probably about, ooh, sometime after he died. 304 00:18:50,038 --> 00:18:53,909 He was a ghost, and he wanted me to burn his body so his soul could be at peace. 305 00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:56,511 But I didn't do it because fuck him. 306 00:18:56,578 --> 00:18:57,879 So I could've talked to him? 307 00:18:57,979 --> 00:19:00,348 That's what I'm saying! You still can. 308 00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:14,696 I'm sorry it has to end this way, old friends. 309 00:19:16,164 --> 00:19:18,900 I'd like to think you'll do well out here. 310 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,570 But my guess is, you'll be dead a week after I am. 311 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,840 I'm in crisis, Larry, and I need a sympathetic ear. 312 00:19:25,907 --> 00:19:28,276 Uh, not really a good time, okay? 313 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,378 There was another me at Codsville. 314 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:35,417 How do you mean? 315 00:19:35,517 --> 00:19:39,020 I mean, there was another me. As in, instead of just one of me, 316 00:19:39,087 --> 00:19:40,789 there were two. 317 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:43,792 It happened right after that ghastly red creature started shooting. 318 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:46,294 I almost escaped, when "she" 319 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:49,464 shoved me back into the lounge. 320 00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:52,200 What's more is, she was wearing the exact same flight suit 321 00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:54,035 I found in Shannon's time machine. 322 00:19:54,102 --> 00:19:57,472 - Who's Shannon? - Our mysterious time traveler. 323 00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:58,640 It's what we're calling her now. 324 00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,975 She remembered her name? 325 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,943 No. It's just what we're calling her. 326 00:20:02,043 --> 00:20:03,645 Please, Larry, try to stay focused. 327 00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,313 - And if that weren't enough, 328 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,582 there's that strange creature in the afterlife 329 00:20:07,649 --> 00:20:10,885 who not only seemed to know me, but to like me. 330 00:20:10,952 --> 00:20:15,323 But I couldn't get any answers or even a little common courtesy out of Shannon, 331 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:19,294 so I am left to put the pieces together on my own. 332 00:20:19,394 --> 00:20:22,330 But what does it all mean? 333 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:25,066 I mean, the two seem unrelated to me. 334 00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:28,737 Ha! Larry... 335 00:20:28,803 --> 00:20:32,340 What if I'm a world-renowned time traveler? 336 00:20:34,409 --> 00:20:35,610 Uh, look, 337 00:20:35,677 --> 00:20:37,512 after all the weird crap we've been through, 338 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,614 I can buy the time traveler piece. 339 00:20:39,681 --> 00:20:41,616 But where do you get "world-renowned"? 340 00:20:41,683 --> 00:20:46,087 Since I am one of two known time travelers, 341 00:20:46,154 --> 00:20:48,590 one could extrapolate my elevated status. 342 00:20:48,657 --> 00:20:50,125 Or maybe you're trying to find 343 00:20:50,191 --> 00:20:53,161 some specialness inside you that isn't really there. 344 00:20:57,032 --> 00:20:58,700 Now, how could you say that to me? 345 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,808 I'm dying, Rita. 346 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,279 - Again? - Yeah. 347 00:21:11,346 --> 00:21:12,814 What's happening? 348 00:21:12,881 --> 00:21:15,617 I've been puking up blue crap all morning. 349 00:21:15,684 --> 00:21:16,885 Since I don't eat or drink, 350 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:18,520 I don't think that's a good sign. 351 00:21:19,554 --> 00:21:21,156 Oh, Larry. 352 00:21:21,222 --> 00:21:24,125 Yeah, apparently, life without the spirit has its limits. 353 00:21:24,192 --> 00:21:27,028 I think that's why he brought me into space, 354 00:21:27,128 --> 00:21:28,963 so I could see it one last time. 355 00:21:30,565 --> 00:21:31,399 Anyway. 356 00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:37,539 I love you too much to not be honest during my last days. 357 00:21:41,242 --> 00:21:43,812 Now, you see here, Larry Trainor, I... 358 00:21:45,046 --> 00:21:46,581 What's on your bandages? 359 00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:54,055 Ugh! 360 00:21:54,155 --> 00:21:56,891 What fresh hell is this? Oh! 361 00:21:56,991 --> 00:22:01,429 You know, you... smell delicious. 362 00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:04,599 Do you have ham in your pocket or something? 363 00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:07,035 Um, not that I'm aware of, no. 364 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:13,375 - Uh... Did, um... Did you just lick me? 365 00:22:16,678 --> 00:22:18,780 Oh, I... I have no idea. 366 00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:32,794 Doesn't ring a bell. 367 00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:35,196 "Woman petting cat." 368 00:22:36,197 --> 00:22:37,031 Well? 369 00:22:48,943 --> 00:22:50,412 Not a flicker. 370 00:23:38,693 --> 00:23:40,161 Larry! 371 00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:41,796 Rita... 372 00:24:33,715 --> 00:24:35,216 My body elephant! 373 00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:40,421 I'm telling you, this is that crazy spider lady's puke or something. 374 00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:42,090 It's like a curse! 375 00:24:43,324 --> 00:24:45,760 Bless you. Oh, my fuck! 376 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:53,935 I don't feel so good. 377 00:24:54,035 --> 00:24:55,670 You don't look great either. 378 00:24:56,771 --> 00:24:58,673 Jane? Jane? 379 00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:11,786 Oh! 380 00:25:52,727 --> 00:25:53,928 Oh. 381 00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:03,071 Oh. Everybody... 382 00:26:03,137 --> 00:26:06,407 Everybody, come, I know who I am! 383 00:26:06,474 --> 00:26:08,176 I'm a bird! 384 00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:10,912 And I can fly... I think. 385 00:26:13,348 --> 00:26:15,650 Brains! 386 00:26:16,317 --> 00:26:17,919 Brains! 387 00:26:26,861 --> 00:26:28,262 Brains? 388 00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:34,302 What happened to you morons this time? 389 00:26:34,369 --> 00:26:37,772 Brains. 390 00:26:40,041 --> 00:26:41,709 Are you the one who zombified these tits? 391 00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:44,946 I don't think so. I couldn't swear to it, though. 392 00:26:45,013 --> 00:26:46,280 - Who's she? 393 00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:59,460 Uh-huh. Okay. Um, could somebody tell me what's going on here? 394 00:26:59,527 --> 00:27:02,163 -'Cause I'm... - What happened to you lot? 395 00:27:14,876 --> 00:27:18,079 Sure thing. I need an axe, gallon of petrol and a match. 396 00:27:21,516 --> 00:27:23,084 Got it in one, Bubba Ho-tep. 397 00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:34,562 Find me a VCR in this pit, and all will be explained. 398 00:27:36,497 --> 00:27:39,901 Brains. 399 00:27:49,677 --> 00:27:52,113 Is that Niles Caulder? 400 00:27:52,213 --> 00:27:55,049 More or less. Shorter than you imagined, I bet. 401 00:27:57,618 --> 00:27:58,686 You're funny. 402 00:28:00,421 --> 00:28:04,459 Listen up, freaks. I got your dead leader's head. 403 00:28:05,893 --> 00:28:08,129 If you want it back, you'll come and see me. 404 00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:14,368 But don't keep me waiting or I will make him pay for it! 405 00:28:20,441 --> 00:28:24,412 Don't do it. Don't come here. Save yourselves! 406 00:28:29,050 --> 00:28:30,151 I'll see you real soon. 407 00:28:38,793 --> 00:28:40,795 I had Niles' head first. 408 00:28:40,895 --> 00:28:42,930 Darren stole it off me. Took my coat too. 409 00:28:45,566 --> 00:28:47,502 Calm your festering arses down. 410 00:28:47,602 --> 00:28:49,971 Do you know how much arcane mystical knowledge 411 00:28:50,071 --> 00:28:51,806 is swimming around in that man's noodle? 412 00:28:51,906 --> 00:28:54,175 Better I have it than some other crazy bastard. 413 00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:55,910 Oh, right. 414 00:28:55,977 --> 00:28:59,614 - So you pilfered it in order to protect it? - That's right. 415 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:04,285 Not because its inherent magical value would fetch a fine price? 416 00:29:04,352 --> 00:29:05,753 I'm sorry, who the fuck are you again? 417 00:29:05,820 --> 00:29:09,023 I'm a bird. And my name is Laura De Mille. 418 00:29:09,123 --> 00:29:12,260 And that head may be the key to unlocking my memory, 419 00:29:12,326 --> 00:29:14,128 so we have to rescue it. 420 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,441 I did have a plan. 421 00:29:27,508 --> 00:29:28,810 A bloody good one. 422 00:29:28,876 --> 00:29:31,712 But as per usual, your dumbfuckery 423 00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:35,516 jammed a spanner up my arse and now you're zombies. 424 00:29:35,616 --> 00:29:38,119 Is it too much to ask for you twats 425 00:29:38,186 --> 00:29:40,721 not to fuck yourselves up so spectacularly? 426 00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:43,324 Well, I may have an idea there. 427 00:29:43,391 --> 00:29:45,393 We just need to keep this undead brood 428 00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:49,564 from feasting on our brains till we put it into action. 429 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,368 Got it covered, love. 430 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:04,011 This was in James Dean's car the night he bit it. 431 00:30:04,078 --> 00:30:06,080 It covers the smell of brains. 432 00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:08,349 And the, um... And the hats? 433 00:30:08,416 --> 00:30:11,152 Keep our heads warm. It's cold without my coat. 434 00:30:12,553 --> 00:30:13,554 Yeah. 435 00:30:31,606 --> 00:30:32,673 Come on. 436 00:30:43,084 --> 00:30:45,119 Look, you muppets. Delicious brains. 437 00:30:45,219 --> 00:30:47,221 - Yummy, yummy. - Brains! 438 00:30:47,288 --> 00:30:49,223 Brains! 439 00:31:19,820 --> 00:31:22,323 Look, I don't know you. 440 00:31:22,423 --> 00:31:24,558 And I'm not sure this plan's going to work. 441 00:31:25,393 --> 00:31:27,428 But fuck it. Here. 442 00:31:33,234 --> 00:31:35,436 Be very careful with that. 443 00:31:35,503 --> 00:31:37,271 - It's petrified dragon's piss. - Mmm-hmm. 444 00:31:37,338 --> 00:31:40,141 Most people worry about the fire, but it's the piss that'll get you. 445 00:31:40,241 --> 00:31:42,810 Should pop his head like a balloon. 446 00:31:42,910 --> 00:31:44,011 See you on the other side. 447 00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:52,486 This way, Solomons Grundy. 448 00:32:23,484 --> 00:32:25,119 There you are, my beauty. 449 00:32:40,201 --> 00:32:42,570 He kept a serial killer diary. 450 00:32:45,373 --> 00:32:49,043 I thought I smelled abominations. 451 00:32:49,143 --> 00:32:50,311 Brains? 452 00:32:54,582 --> 00:32:57,251 I'm so glad you sons of bitches are here. 453 00:32:57,351 --> 00:32:59,153 I got one hell of a tale to tell you. 454 00:32:59,220 --> 00:33:01,689 It's about a man who was on top of the world... 455 00:33:04,091 --> 00:33:06,694 He had it all. A career, 456 00:33:06,761 --> 00:33:09,263 a beautiful wife and children, 457 00:33:09,363 --> 00:33:13,067 a home that would make Martha Stewart shit through her mouth with jealousy. 458 00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:19,673 Shut up, freaks! 459 00:33:19,740 --> 00:33:23,778 You destroyed my life, and God damn it, you will listen to me! 460 00:33:23,878 --> 00:33:25,279 Okay, this is... This is good. 461 00:33:25,379 --> 00:33:28,582 You've a mission and a plan, and... 462 00:33:29,383 --> 00:33:30,718 And you're a bird. 463 00:33:30,785 --> 00:33:32,787 So you've learned so much about yourself already, 464 00:33:32,887 --> 00:33:34,789 you are almost there. 465 00:33:34,889 --> 00:33:39,927 You are going to, uh, fly down there 466 00:33:40,027 --> 00:33:44,965 like you have surely done a thousand times before 467 00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:50,071 and, uh, place this magical, disgusting doodad thing 468 00:33:50,137 --> 00:33:52,807 on that psychopath's head. 469 00:33:54,208 --> 00:33:57,044 Okay. 470 00:34:01,082 --> 00:34:02,650 Transform! 471 00:34:06,487 --> 00:34:09,490 You probably haven't thought twice about your little visit to the Ant Farm, 472 00:34:09,590 --> 00:34:13,494 but it has haunted me every second of every day since. 473 00:34:13,594 --> 00:34:19,633 Do you have any idea what it's like to be attacked by hundreds of butts, 474 00:34:19,733 --> 00:34:22,470 who tear into every inch of your flesh, 475 00:34:22,570 --> 00:34:25,272 and then later, at dinner, 476 00:34:26,307 --> 00:34:27,341 at church, 477 00:34:29,410 --> 00:34:31,178 at my daughter's softball game, 478 00:34:32,746 --> 00:34:34,115 something happens. 479 00:34:36,951 --> 00:34:39,820 And then your wife tells you she can't stand you, 480 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:41,589 that you're not even a man anymore. 481 00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:47,962 - I'm sorry, what? - She wants to see the head. 482 00:34:48,796 --> 00:34:49,797 Oh. 483 00:34:58,873 --> 00:35:01,876 My God, what's happened to you? 484 00:35:01,976 --> 00:35:03,677 They're zombies, you berk. 485 00:35:04,378 --> 00:35:06,547 Transform! 486 00:35:06,647 --> 00:35:09,383 Trans... Damn you! Damn it. Trans... 487 00:35:15,990 --> 00:35:17,291 Fuck me, it's a dud. 488 00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:22,730 I am gonna kill you all so fucking hard! 489 00:35:22,830 --> 00:35:24,965 Fuck off hard. You were gonna try that anyway. 490 00:35:33,307 --> 00:35:35,209 You know, usually when I tell that story 491 00:35:35,309 --> 00:35:37,912 right when I come to the "something happens" part, 492 00:35:38,012 --> 00:35:40,681 somebody usually asks me what made my wife leave. 493 00:35:47,521 --> 00:35:49,657 Come on! 494 00:35:49,723 --> 00:35:52,493 Eh, fuck it. What happened? 495 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,728 I'm so glad you asked. 496 00:36:22,456 --> 00:36:25,960 Good shitting Christ, we're all the way through the looking glass now. 497 00:36:38,739 --> 00:36:39,773 Shit! 498 00:36:48,048 --> 00:36:49,483 ♪ Oh, yeah! ♪ 499 00:36:50,484 --> 00:36:51,552 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 500 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:58,158 ♪ Yeah, there's some stuff That I really wanna do ♪ 501 00:36:58,259 --> 00:37:02,396 ♪ Yeah, badass people I wanna show you ♪ 502 00:37:04,098 --> 00:37:08,135 ♪ Oh, wait for it Here it comes ♪ 503 00:37:16,944 --> 00:37:20,014 Ignore the butts. Ignore the, um... The zombies. 504 00:37:20,981 --> 00:37:22,583 Hey, yeah. 505 00:37:22,650 --> 00:37:25,286 You're here for the head. The head. And you will get the head. 506 00:37:25,352 --> 00:37:27,588 There is no failure, only death. 507 00:37:27,655 --> 00:37:32,359 And you will not die today, sister! 508 00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:34,828 Fuck you, asshole! 509 00:37:37,698 --> 00:37:38,699 Fuck! 510 00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:27,381 Don't worry, Tweety. 511 00:38:27,481 --> 00:38:29,383 You'll get your seven minutes in heaven. 512 00:38:38,192 --> 00:38:39,827 Brains! 513 00:38:39,893 --> 00:38:40,994 - Oops. - Leg it. 514 00:38:48,335 --> 00:38:52,106 ...them? 515 00:38:52,206 --> 00:38:53,507 - Fuck 'em. - What? 516 00:38:53,574 --> 00:38:56,176 Wait, I can save them. 517 00:38:56,243 --> 00:38:58,178 You bleeding heart bastard. 518 00:38:58,245 --> 00:39:00,514 Now's as good a time as any to cut the cord. 519 00:39:00,581 --> 00:39:02,683 Like you did with my daughter? 520 00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:03,684 Oh. 521 00:39:05,219 --> 00:39:07,521 Damn, you sentimental fool. 522 00:39:10,224 --> 00:39:13,727 All right, Walt Disney, what's the plan? 523 00:39:13,794 --> 00:39:17,898 Years ago, I discovered that zombies crave human brains 524 00:39:17,965 --> 00:39:21,235 because the brain produces a rare chemical 525 00:39:21,301 --> 00:39:24,371 that can actually cure the affliction. 526 00:39:24,438 --> 00:39:27,374 Unfortunately, the truth was bastardized by filmmakers 527 00:39:27,441 --> 00:39:30,477 who believed it made for better cinema. 528 00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:33,313 Thanks for the history lesson, but my head guy in Paris 529 00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:36,917 isn't taking my calls at the moment, so I have no idea on-- 530 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,322 Huh. 531 00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:46,293 You want me to feed you to that pack of morons? 532 00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:50,164 They're my family. 533 00:39:50,264 --> 00:39:52,232 It's all I have left to give them. 534 00:39:54,802 --> 00:39:57,905 Fine. Thing of it is... 535 00:40:01,442 --> 00:40:03,410 I don't think I can. 536 00:40:03,477 --> 00:40:08,649 Um, well, that's okay, I'll... I'll take care of him. 537 00:40:20,627 --> 00:40:22,763 We've had some times, haven't we? 538 00:40:22,830 --> 00:40:24,698 The best of them. 539 00:40:24,798 --> 00:40:27,000 So long, you bearded twat. 540 00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:28,368 Hope they choke on you. 541 00:40:29,303 --> 00:40:30,537 Goodbye, Willoughby. 542 00:40:35,976 --> 00:40:37,811 Baphomet really does love you. 543 00:40:39,847 --> 00:40:41,715 Stop trying to smother her. 544 00:40:53,527 --> 00:40:55,362 Mr. Caulder, 545 00:40:55,462 --> 00:41:02,169 I am so sorry to ask anything of you at a time like this, 546 00:41:02,236 --> 00:41:04,571 but I am in some need. 547 00:41:04,671 --> 00:41:07,374 I know my name is Laura De Mille, 548 00:41:07,474 --> 00:41:10,978 and that I am associated with the Sisterhood of Dada 549 00:41:11,044 --> 00:41:15,649 and that I am a bird and an ottoman. 550 00:41:15,716 --> 00:41:19,987 The only other thing that I am aware of is that I need to find you, 551 00:41:20,053 --> 00:41:22,389 but I have no idea why. 552 00:41:22,489 --> 00:41:25,659 - Do you know me? -I know you. 553 00:41:25,726 --> 00:41:28,495 All too well, I'm afraid. 554 00:41:28,562 --> 00:41:30,097 Oh, I see. 555 00:41:30,197 --> 00:41:33,000 Well, I gather we weren't on friendly terms, then? 556 00:41:33,767 --> 00:41:35,435 Can you tell me why? 557 00:41:35,536 --> 00:41:37,337 -No. - No? 558 00:41:37,404 --> 00:41:39,072 You heard me. 559 00:41:39,172 --> 00:41:41,074 Yes, I... I heard you. 560 00:41:42,342 --> 00:41:44,912 - But why? -I'll make you a deal. 561 00:41:45,012 --> 00:41:48,549 I have documents with information about you. 562 00:41:48,615 --> 00:41:51,518 Give me your word that after you feed my head to my people, 563 00:41:51,585 --> 00:41:54,021 you'll stay the hell away from them, 564 00:41:54,087 --> 00:41:57,357 and I'll tell you where the documents are. 565 00:41:57,424 --> 00:42:00,861 Though I must be out of my mind to trust you. 566 00:42:02,896 --> 00:42:04,965 Mmm-hmm. 567 00:42:05,065 --> 00:42:09,102 You know, I do not understand why you have so much venom for me. 568 00:42:10,203 --> 00:42:11,572 I'm not a bad person. 569 00:42:13,140 --> 00:42:14,141 Am I? 570 00:42:16,076 --> 00:42:18,545 I don't feel like I'm a bad person. 571 00:42:18,612 --> 00:42:23,584 Surely that's not the kind of thing that can be erased with one's memory. 572 00:42:23,650 --> 00:42:28,655 Deeds have a way of leaving indelible marks on the soul. 573 00:42:28,755 --> 00:42:30,624 Do you agree or not? 574 00:42:35,596 --> 00:42:36,663 Uh... 575 00:42:49,843 --> 00:42:52,145 Brains! 576 00:43:09,830 --> 00:43:10,964 Oh, Jane. 577 00:43:11,932 --> 00:43:14,434 My dear, dear Jane. 578 00:43:42,162 --> 00:43:45,565 It's okay. I love you, Jane. 579 00:43:45,666 --> 00:43:47,534 I want you to eat me. 580 00:43:49,369 --> 00:43:50,570 Eat me. 581 00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:52,873 Eat me. 582 00:43:55,208 --> 00:43:56,309 Eat me. 583 00:43:57,844 --> 00:43:58,879 Eat-- 584 00:44:37,884 --> 00:44:42,856 So, are we, like, cannibals now? 585 00:44:42,923 --> 00:44:44,624 Shut the fuck up. Don't. 586 00:44:46,893 --> 00:44:50,897 Technically, since 99.99999% of my body is metal, 587 00:44:50,964 --> 00:44:54,201 I'd have to eat a Buick Skylark to be a cannibal. 588 00:44:54,267 --> 00:44:55,769 Come on, man. Stop saying that word. 589 00:44:55,869 --> 00:44:57,070 Please stop talking. 590 00:45:00,974 --> 00:45:03,043 Will someone at least tell me what it tasted like? 591 00:45:03,110 --> 00:45:06,813 Enough already. - I will stomp your brain like a jelly-filled balloon. 592 00:45:09,082 --> 00:45:10,250 I will say this. 593 00:45:10,317 --> 00:45:12,953 The one upside to being a zombie was 594 00:45:13,053 --> 00:45:16,156 the only thing I worried about was finding brains. 595 00:45:18,225 --> 00:45:21,595 It was sort of, I don't know, peaceful. 596 00:45:23,163 --> 00:45:24,498 Anyone feel like that? 597 00:45:27,267 --> 00:45:29,169 Okay, just throwing it out there. 598 00:45:34,808 --> 00:45:37,778 "Laura De Mille is a disloyal 599 00:45:37,844 --> 00:45:41,615 and self-serving cancer to be excised. 600 00:45:43,450 --> 00:45:46,186 It is my strong recommendation 601 00:45:49,022 --> 00:45:51,358 that she be terminated immediately." 602 00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:44,044 "Eat me." 603 00:46:48,515 --> 00:46:49,716 "Eat me!" 604 00:47:05,732 --> 00:47:06,900 What's this? 605 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,668 Online pharmacy? 606 00:47:10,570 --> 00:47:12,439 No prescription necessary. 607 00:47:13,206 --> 00:47:14,374 Fuck yeah! 608 00:47:27,888 --> 00:47:29,055 What the hell? 609 00:47:42,402 --> 00:47:43,803 My God! 610 00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,281 God! 611 00:47:58,985 --> 00:48:00,120 Oh, shit. 612 00:48:33,653 --> 00:48:35,689 So, what happened with Niles? 613 00:48:35,789 --> 00:48:38,658 Did he give you the answers you were looking for? 614 00:48:38,758 --> 00:48:41,861 Will you be leaving us soon? 615 00:48:43,930 --> 00:48:45,532 Ugh, now see here, you. 616 00:48:45,632 --> 00:48:47,133 You are a guest in our home. 617 00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:50,303 And though you did help save our bacon... 618 00:48:50,370 --> 00:48:54,040 it doesn't give you the right to ignore my questions. 619 00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:56,977 We know each other. I am certain of it and... 620 00:49:03,216 --> 00:49:05,051 Perhaps this isn't a good time. 621 00:49:08,788 --> 00:49:12,559 Oh. I just made some oatmeal cookies. 622 00:49:13,827 --> 00:49:15,028 Would you like one? 623 00:49:17,397 --> 00:49:18,665 That would be nice. 624 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:21,501 Thank you. 625 00:50:28,034 --> 00:50:30,370 Brains!