1 00:00:05,572 --> 00:00:07,640 [music playing] 2 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:23,216 [The Brain] This moment in history is ours to do with what we will. 3 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,153 The hour upon us is dark. 4 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:30,156 Our very way of life is under attack. 5 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:34,594 Our dedication to evil, besieged. 6 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:37,564 But we will not shy from adversity. 7 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:42,102 Niles Caulder will be stopped. 8 00:01:42,168 --> 00:01:44,671 Evidently, he's taken out our man in Paraguay. 9 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:48,842 And that insufferable Eric Morden along with him. 10 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,977 Je m'en fous. 11 00:01:51,077 --> 00:01:53,513 [The Brain] In light of this new intelligence, it appears we're next on his list. 12 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:59,419 However, it'll take much more than whatever two-bit army Caulder's building to stop us. 13 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,754 Monsieur Mallah... 14 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:04,591 Send him in. 15 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:16,803 Kindly send him in, please. 16 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:24,177 -I thought you said this was fixed. -It was working this morning. 17 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:27,380 -We have access to the most intelligent alien technologies. -Give me a second... 18 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,016 -And we can't even... Oh, God damn it. -Let me just try and see... 19 00:02:30,116 --> 00:02:32,886 -Just leave it. Leave it! -Oh, okay. Fine. Okay. 20 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,354 Maureen, send him in! 21 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,494 [winding] 22 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:44,497 -[dramatic orchestral music] -Behold! 23 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:46,699 Garguax the Decimator! 24 00:02:46,799 --> 00:02:48,201 Eater of worlds! 25 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:50,570 Annihilator of Zortain! 26 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:53,406 Raider of the seven galaxies of Cressida! 27 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:56,509 It's just us, Samuelson. Relax. 28 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:02,582 [The Brain] Thank you for coming, Garguax. 29 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:04,751 You've already been briefed, so I'll be quick. 30 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:08,755 Our crusade against Caulder is in jeopardy, and we need back up. 31 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:13,393 When this transponder gives the signal, you'll know the targets onsite. 32 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:17,830 She must be eliminated swiftly and with severity. 33 00:03:17,897 --> 00:03:19,165 Of course. 34 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:20,333 And who is the target? 35 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:32,212 [The Brain] You're our most trusted ally, Garguax. 36 00:03:32,278 --> 00:03:34,013 We're counting on you. 37 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:39,452 The fate of our entire organization rests in your hands. 38 00:03:42,021 --> 00:03:43,356 Make us proud. 39 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:10,817 [Samuelson chuckles] 40 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:17,991 [mimicking ray gun sound] 41 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:28,835 [powering up] 42 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:32,939 Week one. We're in. No sign of the target. 43 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:37,243 But when she dares to show her face, we'll be ready. 44 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:41,180 In the meantime, our presence here will go completely unnoticed. 45 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,183 [indistinct conversations] 46 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:56,629 [dramatic orchestral music] 47 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,366 Behold! 48 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:02,769 Garguax The Decimator! 49 00:05:02,835 --> 00:05:04,203 Eater of worlds! 50 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,205 Annihilator of Zortain! 51 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:10,376 Raider of the Seven galaxies of Cressida. 52 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:15,982 [cutlery clatters] 53 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:22,822 [music continues to play] 54 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:40,073 -[music stops] -[footsteps approaching] 55 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,327 Jim Thompson. Life Group Insurance. 56 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,399 And he said to me, "I am a proctologist." 57 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:08,234 And I say, "Great! 58 00:06:08,334 --> 00:06:11,671 Then you shouldn't have any trouble... [speaks alien language] 59 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:13,206 [laughs] 60 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:18,778 [translating] Pulling your head out of your ass. 61 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,015 [laughs] 62 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:24,617 [all laughing] 63 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:31,391 Week 87. 64 00:06:31,457 --> 00:06:34,894 Still no sign. Ever vigilant, Garguax. 65 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:36,629 Week 143. 66 00:06:37,463 --> 00:06:39,232 Still no sign. 67 00:06:39,298 --> 00:06:42,635 Week 247. Week 292. Still no sign. Still no sign. Still no sign. 68 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:46,239 Still no sign. Ever vigilant, Garguax. 69 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,308 Week 326. 70 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:54,414 Still no sign. Ever vigilant, Garguax. 71 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,082 -[hangs up] -[machine powers down] 72 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:03,122 [Samuelson] My Lord... 73 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,592 My Lord... [stammers] 74 00:07:12,231 --> 00:07:13,633 My God... 75 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:26,145 [snoring] 76 00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:38,691 Week 2189. 77 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:41,994 Still no sign of the target. Ever vigilant... 78 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:47,433 [machine powers down] 79 00:07:50,336 --> 00:07:51,637 God damn it! 80 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:25,538 [keys jangle] 81 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:27,840 [distant blaring] 82 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,977 -[scoffs] -[blaring stops] 83 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:33,012 [sighs] 84 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:34,914 [clears throat] 85 00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:44,357 [Niles] There are mysterious things in this world that bear keeping an eye on... 86 00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:45,858 [distant blaring] 87 00:08:47,994 --> 00:08:48,861 [yelps] 88 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:51,531 Shit... 89 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,599 Shit... 90 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:54,734 Shit! 91 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:55,701 Shit! 92 00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:58,037 Oh! 93 00:08:59,238 --> 00:09:00,072 Ah! 94 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,676 [grunting] 95 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,912 [straining] 96 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:07,747 [pants] 97 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:11,517 -[squishing] -God damn it, Larry. Where are you when I need you? 98 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:46,485 Is that what I think it is? 99 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:52,992 Is that your home, pal? 100 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:56,596 You wanna show me your home? 101 00:09:58,664 --> 00:09:59,732 Oh, God... 102 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,601 Oh, my God. 103 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,402 Oh, my God. 104 00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:07,273 Oh, God. 105 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,507 [Larry grunts] 106 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,578 [baby crying] 107 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:21,420 Hey, little buddy. It's okay. 108 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:23,422 I gotcha. I gotcha. 109 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:24,690 It's okay. 110 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,326 All good. I'm on it. 111 00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:29,028 Think this little hellraiser was just looking for some attention. 112 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,464 Which is why we were hoping to let him cry it out, 113 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:33,466 so that he can start going to sleep on his own. 114 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:34,767 What? No! 115 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:37,637 You can't spoil a baby in the fourth trimester. 116 00:10:37,703 --> 00:10:40,139 He'll get into a rhythm when he's ready. 117 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:43,209 Okay. Thanks, Cliff. 118 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,278 It's okay, sweet boy. It's okay. 119 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:51,183 Dad, is your hand-- 120 00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:52,652 Turkey cheddar sandwiches are out in the kitchen. 121 00:10:52,718 --> 00:10:54,053 Toasted the rolls, just like you like. 122 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,788 I put together the new stroller. 123 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:57,990 Finished up a load of laundry, 124 00:10:58,057 --> 00:11:00,693 and I'll swing by the market to grab some more diapers for Professor Poopypants here. 125 00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:02,361 Anything else you want me to get while I'm there? 126 00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:03,729 Uh, no, I think we're good. 127 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,965 Okay. Cool, cool, cool. 128 00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:10,803 I'm gonna go get the mail. 129 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:11,804 Awesome. 130 00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:18,577 [sighs] 131 00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:25,484 I get the guy wants to make up for lost time, 132 00:11:25,551 --> 00:11:27,553 but... does he got to do it all at once? 133 00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:31,757 He's just excited. Hey, have you by any chance noticed how his hand-- 134 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,259 -[baby crying] -Oh, God. 135 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,999 Uh, sorry, a bit jammed up. Baby's fine. 136 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,401 Just a little sun shower. 137 00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:47,840 Hey. 138 00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:49,742 It's okay, Rory. It's okay. 139 00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:52,678 [sighs] 140 00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,515 You all right? 141 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:59,251 Yep! This is just... It happens sometimes. All good. 142 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:01,787 All right. 143 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:07,626 Come on, you stupid fucking piece of shit robot body. God damn it! 144 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,794 [Grid] Call initiated. 145 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,129 [man] You're shitting me. 146 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:11,931 [woman] I shit you not, dude. 147 00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:13,933 Our lead on the Quorom breach checked out. 148 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:15,101 Evers had help. 149 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:16,202 [man] Who? Wait. 150 00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:17,737 Let's not talk on open line. 151 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:19,405 [Grid] Call terminated. 152 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,641 Grid. 153 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,610 Run another facial recognition search on Roni Evers. 154 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:25,711 [Grid] Scanning. 155 00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:27,046 Inconclusive. 156 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,381 Where are you? 157 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,717 Grid, cross check her last known whereabouts with-- 158 00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:34,386 -[Grid] Mandatory shutdown initiated. -[beeping] 159 00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:37,323 -Grid, what are you-- -[powering down] 160 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,591 [breathing heavily] 161 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,109 What the hell? 162 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:07,453 [cell phone dialing] 163 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,821 [cell phone ringing] 164 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,263 [sighs] 165 00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:19,698 -Let me explain. -Explain what? 166 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,700 Why I'm standing here calling you from a flip phone 167 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,169 I haven't used since middle school? 168 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,837 [Silas over phone] I was gonna call, 169 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:26,605 but things have been a bit tense around here lately. 170 00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:27,873 What's going on? 171 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:28,974 Your actions had consequences. 172 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,176 That's what's going on. 173 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:32,278 What? 174 00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:35,347 Quorum sent S.T.A.R. Labs their security feed from a few days back. 175 00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:36,715 And guess who made quite a cameo. 176 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,884 All right. I know how it looks. 177 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:41,453 I won't sit here and pretend to understand why you did what you did. 178 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,455 But this is bad. 179 00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:47,793 No matter the excuse, at the end of the day, Cyborg let a criminal go free. 180 00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:51,330 That's all I am to you? 181 00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:53,899 Cyborg, brought to you by S.T.A.R. Labs. 182 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,401 Don't even try it. 183 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,136 -We both know that's not true. -Isn't it? 184 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:59,371 If it were, I wouldn't be doing everything in my power 185 00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:02,808 to smooth this over and save your ass. 186 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,910 So, maybe a little gratitude? 187 00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:07,012 [sighs] 188 00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:08,747 They can't just shut me down. 189 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,983 You shut yourself down, son. 190 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:13,085 There's got to be something I can do. 191 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:17,089 Don't do anything to piss them off more than you already have. 192 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,924 -Just lie low. -Can I at least just-- 193 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,227 Just. Lie. Low. 194 00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:28,400 [Rita] Excuse me? 195 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,401 Hello? 196 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:33,372 A little help, please? 197 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,208 Hello? 198 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:37,910 Ugh... 199 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:39,211 What the hell happened? 200 00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:42,448 [Rita] Oh, just one of my episodes. 201 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,183 I need to get out of here. 202 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,618 I'll get the sump pump. 203 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,254 [Rita] I mean, out of this insufferable house. 204 00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:49,688 Everywhere you turn in this place, 205 00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:52,591 it's Niles, Niles, Niles. It's exhausting. 206 00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:54,860 All right. So take a walk. 207 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,263 I was thinking more like a vacation. 208 00:14:57,363 --> 00:15:00,299 A proper vacation. 209 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,201 I can't go on vacation right now. 210 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,970 -I got a lot going on. -Oh, really? 211 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,038 Like what? 212 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:10,809 [sighs] 213 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,144 I'll get my laptop. 214 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,813 [woman] That won't be necessary. 215 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,749 Oh. Hey. 216 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:22,054 -I wanna say, um-- -Secretary. 217 00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:24,723 If you need assistance booking travel, allow me. 218 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,161 Done. 219 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,164 Codsville Mountain Resort. 220 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,133 It satisfies all the requirements 221 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:37,069 I assume you're looking for. All-inclusive, inexpensive, 222 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:40,639 remote, quiet, cable TV and bottomless mimosa brunches 223 00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:43,008 every day in a place called the "Bing-Bang Room." 224 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,610 [Rita] Sold! 225 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,646 -You coming? -[gasps] 226 00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:49,148 Oh! 227 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:52,418 I'm saving up my vacation days for a trip to Dollywood. 228 00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:53,485 [chuckles softly] 229 00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:55,788 Okay. But does Jane wanna come? 230 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,695 I'm sorry. 231 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,363 Jane's currently unavailable. 232 00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:13,806 [Jane] Kay? 233 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,175 What are you doing up here? 234 00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:17,543 I was curious. 235 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,178 It's been a while since I last looked out. 236 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:23,549 I didn't even think you knew this place existed. 237 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,352 -Are you okay? -I was going to ask you the same thing. 238 00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:28,120 What do you mean? 239 00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,790 [whimpering] Niles. 240 00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:33,058 He's gone now. 241 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:37,329 -Are you sad? -It's complicated. 242 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:39,398 But I'm fine. 243 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,034 They're going on a trip. 244 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,471 I'll tell them bon voyage. 245 00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:47,072 We're not going? 246 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,707 I don't really need a vacation. 247 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,379 Wait, do you wanna go? 248 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:55,914 I think we should. 249 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,816 I think it might be good for you. 250 00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:08,260 [sighs] 251 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:10,362 I'm in. 252 00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,431 But you fuck rags better not ruin this. 253 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,066 [Rita] Hoorah! 254 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,602 Victor, fetch the sump pump. 255 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:22,775 What about Tin Man? 256 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:23,942 Fuck! 257 00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:26,045 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 258 00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:28,380 Fucking shit body. Fuck! 259 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:32,518 -Still no luck? -Any second now. 260 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,520 You sure there's no one we can call? 261 00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:37,022 Sweetie, It's fine. I'm okay. 262 00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:38,857 Really. 263 00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:42,895 This doesn't have anything to do with your hand issue, does it? 264 00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:44,063 What hand issue? 265 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,799 Dad... 266 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,568 Come on, seriously, I'm not stupid. I've seen your hand tremor. 267 00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,637 Oh, that? 268 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:55,140 It's nothing. It's probably just some built up electrical discharge or some shit. 269 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,410 Mel's mee-maw had a similar issue. 270 00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:02,714 Before she... 271 00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:03,949 before she passed away. 272 00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:05,217 Mel's mee-maw? 273 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:08,220 Who died when she was like 193? 274 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,158 What was it? 275 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:14,993 Parkinson's. 276 00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:18,831 Well, that sucks. 277 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,934 But last I checked, robots don't get Parkinson's. 278 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,170 -Maybe robots with human brains can? -Uh-huh... 279 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,272 Look, I'm not trying to freak you out or anything. 280 00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:29,308 I just think you need to get it checked out. 281 00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:30,576 I'm fine. 282 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,178 Dad... 283 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:36,648 I am really happy we're in each other's lives again. 284 00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:38,650 I am. 285 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,586 But if you're going to keep looking after Rory 286 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:43,422 and driving my wife nuts in the process, 287 00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,290 I need to be sure it's safe. 288 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,159 For his sake. 289 00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:55,300 And also I love you. 290 00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:57,970 I love you, too. 291 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,011 [sighs] 292 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,214 [Jane] Hey, dipshit. 293 00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,350 Oh. Hey guys. 294 00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:14,486 -We're going on vacation. -Huh. Nice suitcase? 295 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,522 -[Rita groans] -Not a suitcase. 296 00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,023 It's a useless sack of shit. 297 00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:19,491 [Rita] I heard that. 298 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:20,459 It's me, Cliff. 299 00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,294 -Rita. -Like I said. 300 00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,229 So, you in or what? 301 00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:25,964 Fuck yes. 302 00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:29,334 Oh, uh... 303 00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:31,570 Can someone do me a solid and knock me on my ass real quick? 304 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,138 That usually loosens me right up. 305 00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,706 -You sure that's really such a-- -[Rita groans] 306 00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:35,874 With fucking pleasure! 307 00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:37,509 [Cliff yelling] 308 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:40,913 Thanks, Hammerhead! 309 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,584 [Vic] What a ghost town. 310 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,921 [Cliff] Was this really the best place Secretary could find? 311 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,155 [Rita] Is it dreadful? 312 00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,824 Please tell me it's not dreadful. 313 00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:54,726 -[Vic] Well, there's a lake. -[Rita] Oh. 314 00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:56,762 This says not to swim. 315 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,097 Leeches gather along the shoreline. 316 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,367 -[Rita] Oh, dear God. -Quiet, sack. 317 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:04,069 They have Wi-Fi, right? 318 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:08,340 They have a rotary phone in the lobby for $2.99 a minute. 319 00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:13,412 But it seems like there's lots of cool activities on the grounds. 320 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,180 Like that one. 321 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,250 What is it? 322 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,285 [Cliff] It's called The Backbone. 323 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,721 Quickest way to discover who you really are. 324 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:26,225 The only way to reach the top is to let go of all your fear. 325 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,762 Ooh, says here 326 00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:34,733 back in the '70s, Nixon climbed up, and when he came back down, he resigned. 327 00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,073 Huh! 328 00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:42,608 [breathing heavily] 329 00:21:47,272 --> 00:21:48,273 [gasping] 330 00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:53,979 [breathing heavily] 331 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,641 [breathes heavily] 332 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:40,892 What was that? 333 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,748 Hey, pal. 334 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,786 Negative Spirit release. 335 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,763 Where'd you go? 336 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:26,405 [sighs] 337 00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:27,639 [dialing] 338 00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:52,831 You're not actually going to climb that thing, are you? 339 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:55,233 Why? What's the problem? 340 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,936 -It's a death trap. -Chickenshit. 341 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,573 All right. Up you go. 342 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,414 [grunting] 343 00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:13,919 You going to get that checked out any time soon? 344 00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:16,154 Jesus Christ, you sound like my daughter. 345 00:24:16,254 --> 00:24:19,357 What the hell's the point in getting me checked out? 346 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,092 So you can find out what's wrong? 347 00:24:21,159 --> 00:24:23,695 And then what? Sink into another 20 year depression 348 00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:27,199 when I also find out that there's nothing I can actually do about it? 349 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:30,035 -Maybe there is. -Right. 'Cause I'm that lucky. 350 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,771 Nah! If I'm living on borrowed time, 351 00:24:32,838 --> 00:24:35,006 I'm not going to waste it like I did before. 352 00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:38,143 I'm going to enjoy the ever-living fuck out of it. 353 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:40,312 And finding out I might have some 354 00:24:40,378 --> 00:24:44,349 terminal disease isn't exactly my idea of a fucking party. Got that, baby blue? 355 00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:47,352 [scoffs] 356 00:24:47,452 --> 00:24:48,854 I was wondering how long it would take you to give me shit about this. 357 00:24:50,522 --> 00:24:52,457 Seriously, what's the deal? 358 00:24:52,524 --> 00:24:54,392 I'm kind of on ice right now. 359 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:57,729 S.T.A.R. Labs isn't too happy with me. 360 00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:00,165 Roni got into some trouble and I tried to help her out of it. 361 00:25:00,966 --> 00:25:02,033 Makes sense. 362 00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:03,001 You love her. 363 00:25:03,068 --> 00:25:05,403 Whoa! It's not about that. 364 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,239 I was just trying to give her another chance. 365 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:10,408 -Help her go in a different direction. -'Cause you love her. 366 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:14,079 No, 'cause she's a good person who got dealt a bad hand. 367 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:15,580 And she deserves better. 368 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,148 I was just trying to give her that. 369 00:25:17,215 --> 00:25:20,519 -'Cause... you-- -This is not about Roni, all right? 370 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:24,022 I just don't like having my wings clipped. 371 00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:25,190 That's all. 372 00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:29,427 [sighs] I'm Cyborg. 373 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,730 My tech is part of who I am. 374 00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:35,734 Your tech is just a bunch of tangled wires and twisted metal. 375 00:25:35,834 --> 00:25:38,270 It's got nothing to do with who you are. 376 00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:41,673 Trust me. 377 00:25:47,112 --> 00:25:48,446 [sighs] 378 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:53,752 [Rita] Unfurrow your brow, Jane. 379 00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:56,288 You can't afford the frown lines. 380 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,789 You can't even see me. 381 00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:59,224 [Rita] I don't need to. 382 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:02,127 Are you going to relax at all on this vacation? 383 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:05,196 Mmm. I'm relaxed. 384 00:26:05,263 --> 00:26:08,466 She said with ever the defensive tone. 385 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:12,470 Look, I'm just not built to kick back, okay? 386 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,806 -That's not my job. -I see. 387 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:16,808 But surely the others won't begrudge you 388 00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:19,110 a little well-deserved time for self-care? 389 00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:20,979 They don't. 390 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:24,149 They've actually been trying to help out more. 391 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:25,650 Even the girl. 392 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:29,054 [scoffs] But that's not how it's supposed to work. 393 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,822 I'm the one who looks out for her, 394 00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:32,824 not the other way around. 395 00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:35,827 I guess I've just been a little off lately 'cause... 396 00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:39,664 [sighs in exasperation] 397 00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:43,335 Whatever. It doesn't matter. 398 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,836 What about you? 399 00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:48,139 Is this place helping with your situation? 400 00:26:48,239 --> 00:26:49,941 -[Rita] Let's see. -[squishing] 401 00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:52,510 [inhales, strains] 402 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,413 [moans, groans] 403 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,083 [grunts] Not yet. 404 00:26:58,149 --> 00:26:59,484 To be completely honest, 405 00:26:59,584 --> 00:27:01,920 I'm not in any particular hurry to reconstitute. 406 00:27:01,987 --> 00:27:06,424 -Why not? -Even if I could manage to pull myself together, 407 00:27:06,491 --> 00:27:07,926 what's the point? 408 00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:09,327 Who would I even be? 409 00:27:09,427 --> 00:27:12,030 I tried to be Rita Farr, I failed. 410 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,833 I tried to be the Beekeeper, I failed. 411 00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:19,304 And poor Gertrude Cramp, she never even had a chance. 412 00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:22,207 Yeah. Wait, who the fuck is the Beekeeper? 413 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:26,211 [Rita sighs wearily] A failed effort to reinvent myself. 414 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:27,779 However, I think 415 00:27:27,846 --> 00:27:30,515 "Amorphous putty woman" suits me better. 416 00:27:30,615 --> 00:27:33,885 Even if this vacation fails to restore my body, 417 00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:37,722 at the very least, we're out of the Chief's dismal flophouse. 418 00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:40,291 It's a bit difficult to move past one's grief 419 00:27:40,358 --> 00:27:43,862 when you're still eating the departed's rocky road. 420 00:27:43,962 --> 00:27:46,464 He really was a rat bastard, wasn't he? 421 00:27:46,531 --> 00:27:48,400 What a cruel thing to say about rats. 422 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,502 [chuckles] 423 00:27:50,568 --> 00:27:54,973 First he ruins our lives, and then he just abandons us. 424 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,574 [Rita] Unforgivable. 425 00:27:58,643 --> 00:28:02,047 [sighs] Thank heavens we're finally free of him. 426 00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:04,249 Yep. 427 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,551 [Rita] So it's settled then? 428 00:28:06,651 --> 00:28:08,653 We're glad he's gone. 429 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:13,058 [sighs deeply] Yep. 430 00:28:13,658 --> 00:28:14,826 [slurps] 431 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:17,862 [mumbling] I'm fine. I'm fuckin' fine. 432 00:28:17,929 --> 00:28:19,264 I don't need to get checked out. 433 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:22,333 Why don't you get fuckin' checked out? 434 00:28:24,069 --> 00:28:27,906 Everyone needs to fuckin' relax. 435 00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:29,741 [man] Sounds like you're the one that needs to relax. 436 00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:33,445 Uh, oh, sorry. Didn't think anyone else was in here. 437 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:34,612 No problem. 438 00:28:35,747 --> 00:28:37,582 You know... [grunts] 439 00:28:37,682 --> 00:28:40,385 this place will do wonders for you if you let it. 440 00:28:43,121 --> 00:28:44,289 [sizzles] 441 00:28:49,027 --> 00:28:51,563 Garguax the Decimator. 442 00:28:51,629 --> 00:28:54,132 -Cliff Steele. -Pleasure. 443 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:57,769 -First time at the resort? -Yeah. You? 444 00:28:57,869 --> 00:29:00,371 Technically, sure. 445 00:29:00,438 --> 00:29:02,741 Yeah, I've been here a while, though. 446 00:29:04,609 --> 00:29:07,545 Hey, have you tried that Backbone thing by any chance? 447 00:29:07,612 --> 00:29:09,581 [chuckling] Fuck no. 448 00:29:09,647 --> 00:29:11,916 You think I got a death wish? 449 00:29:11,983 --> 00:29:15,053 If I was a younger man, maybe. But... 450 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,322 Nah, those days are behind me now. 451 00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,257 [chuckling] I hear you, brother. 452 00:29:19,324 --> 00:29:22,494 I'd give my left wingnut to claw back a couple of the good years. 453 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:23,928 [chuckling] Yeah, when it was good, 454 00:29:23,995 --> 00:29:25,797 it was really fucking good, wasn't it? 455 00:29:25,897 --> 00:29:27,999 Oh, yeah. 456 00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:29,934 Oh, man. 457 00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:32,403 When I was at the top of my game 458 00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:35,106 and I saw something I wanted, 459 00:29:35,173 --> 00:29:38,243 I just took it. No questions asked. 460 00:29:38,309 --> 00:29:40,645 Same here. I was a shitty asshole, 461 00:29:40,745 --> 00:29:44,315 but I was the best goddamn shitty asshole there ever was. 462 00:29:44,415 --> 00:29:46,684 I had everything! 463 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,521 Then one day, boom. 464 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:50,755 Boom. 465 00:29:51,923 --> 00:29:53,691 Nothin'. 466 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,361 -Best years of my life... -Gone. 467 00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:59,030 Thought maybe, just maybe, 468 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,833 I might be able to crawl out from under the wreckage, 469 00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:04,769 put a few of the broken pieces back together. 470 00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:06,838 But lately, uh... 471 00:30:06,938 --> 00:30:07,972 I don't know. 472 00:30:08,606 --> 00:30:10,041 Time, man. 473 00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:12,177 It's a real kick in the ass, ain't it? 474 00:30:12,277 --> 00:30:13,478 Yeah. 475 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:17,849 -Fuckin' Niles Caulder! -Fuckin' Niles Caulder. 476 00:30:17,949 --> 00:30:20,952 -That fucking guy. -That fucking guy! 477 00:30:21,019 --> 00:30:23,688 -What did he do to you? -Oh, nothing. 478 00:30:23,788 --> 00:30:26,057 I just had this whole bright future ahead of me, 479 00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:28,393 and that fucking guy blew it the fuck up. 480 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:31,062 Yep, that sounds like fucking Niles. 481 00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:32,397 [sighs] 482 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:38,336 Well, we're better men now, I guess. 483 00:30:38,403 --> 00:30:40,071 Yeah, I guess. 484 00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:44,075 Yeah. There comes a time where you just gotta give in to your fate 485 00:30:44,175 --> 00:30:45,410 and say, "Fuck it." 486 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,212 You know what I mean? 487 00:30:47,312 --> 00:30:49,681 Um... sure. 488 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:52,984 See you around, Cliff. 489 00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:55,420 Yeah. See ya. 490 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,855 [door opens] 491 00:30:56,921 --> 00:30:59,390 -[slow song playing] -[all slurping] 492 00:31:15,673 --> 00:31:18,610 [all slurping] 493 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,511 -God, I miss alcohol. -[Rita] Ugh. 494 00:31:20,578 --> 00:31:23,381 Are we sure there's actually any in here? 495 00:31:23,448 --> 00:31:26,951 Or is it just some mystery mix of red and blue sugar water? 496 00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:28,219 I don't know, Rita. 497 00:31:28,286 --> 00:31:29,687 Why don't I go get the mixologist 498 00:31:29,754 --> 00:31:31,623 and ask her which top-shelf booze she used 499 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:34,025 to make our $6 scorpion bowl? 500 00:31:34,092 --> 00:31:35,193 This place blows. 501 00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:37,228 [dramatic orchestral music] 502 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:42,267 [Samuelson] Behold! Garguax the Decimator. 503 00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:45,570 Eater of worlds. Annihilator of Zortain. 504 00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:49,107 -Raider of the seven galaxy-- -[Victrola stops] 505 00:31:51,609 --> 00:31:54,946 What in the ever-loving fuck? 506 00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:57,115 [Rita] What is it? What's going on? 507 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,952 -Hey, Cliff. -Hey, Garg. 508 00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:05,290 Um, who the hell is that? 509 00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:08,559 Who? Garguax? Oh, he's my new resort buddy. 510 00:32:08,626 --> 00:32:10,662 Nice guy. You know, you always realize 511 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:13,164 what a small world it is when you go on vacation. 512 00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:17,435 Turns out he hates Niles' fucking guts as much as we do. 513 00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:19,837 -What are the odds? -Wait, wait. He knew Niles? 514 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,472 Guess so. 515 00:32:23,474 --> 00:32:26,945 My Lord, who are those guests? 516 00:32:27,011 --> 00:32:28,980 [Garguax] I don't know who the other ones are, 517 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,815 but, uh, the robot guy is Cliff. 518 00:32:30,915 --> 00:32:32,750 He's good people. 519 00:32:32,817 --> 00:32:36,654 There are meta-humans staying at this resort? 520 00:32:36,754 --> 00:32:37,956 Don't know. 521 00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:45,863 Anyone else think there's some kind of cause for concern here? 522 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:49,434 [Rita] I'll ask again. What is going on? 523 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:55,940 Well, a red alien guy just called a green alien guy 524 00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:59,210 "Garguax the Decimator." So not much. 525 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:01,512 -Are they supervillains? -What? 526 00:33:01,612 --> 00:33:02,714 No! 527 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,449 It's probably just a dumb nickname. 528 00:33:04,515 --> 00:33:06,884 [chuckles sarcastically] Oh. Yeah. 529 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:10,121 He probably just picked it up at his freshman year at Dartmouth. 530 00:33:12,690 --> 00:33:14,459 So we're really just gonna sit here? 531 00:33:14,525 --> 00:33:16,227 Look, even if the guy's a supervillain, 532 00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:19,330 which he's not, he's clearly on vacation. 533 00:33:19,397 --> 00:33:21,332 [Jane] Yeah, or retired. 534 00:33:21,399 --> 00:33:25,236 So why don't we let low-budget Shrek and his buddy eat in peace, yeah? 535 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:28,673 [Rita] If you're looking to me for backup, Victor, don't bother. 536 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:31,175 My buzz is finally kicking in. 537 00:33:35,913 --> 00:33:36,848 No. 538 00:33:38,149 --> 00:33:39,484 Hey, fellas. 539 00:33:40,585 --> 00:33:42,053 I'm Cyborg. 540 00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:44,689 [chuckles] 541 00:33:46,557 --> 00:33:48,226 On our home planet, 542 00:33:48,326 --> 00:33:51,229 that word, "Cyborg," means "Fish fucker." 543 00:33:51,329 --> 00:33:53,731 [chuckles] I'm sorry, do we have a problem here? 544 00:33:53,831 --> 00:33:56,267 There's no problem here, Mr. Cyborg. 545 00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:58,770 We're just trying to enjoy our vacation. 546 00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:03,241 -That's all I'm askin'. -That's all I'm askin'. 547 00:34:03,341 --> 00:34:06,511 Okay. Thank you, Columbo. Now... 548 00:34:06,577 --> 00:34:07,845 [sighs softly] 549 00:34:13,518 --> 00:34:15,053 I'll leave you fellas to it. 550 00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:29,100 [exhales] We worked it out. 551 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,903 Our hero. 552 00:34:31,969 --> 00:34:33,471 [slurping] 553 00:34:48,786 --> 00:34:52,757 [scoffs] That guy said Garguax eats worlds. 554 00:34:54,058 --> 00:34:55,893 I really think we should do something. 555 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,097 [Rita] I'm confused. I could've sworn you said you worked it out. 556 00:34:59,163 --> 00:35:01,499 [Vic] Come on. This is a layup. 557 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:04,669 Taking this guy on is the lowest possible superteam bar we can clear. 558 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:06,838 Not a superteam, Blue Steel. 559 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:09,307 -[Cliff] Yeah, Old Blue Eyes. -[Jane] Yeah, Blue Light Special. 560 00:35:09,407 --> 00:35:10,842 [chuckles] Nice. 561 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:13,344 [Cliff] Not for nothing, but maybe you shouldn't be judging 562 00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:15,346 who is and who isn't a villain. 563 00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:18,616 If you were willing to look the other way for your girlfriend, 564 00:35:18,683 --> 00:35:19,584 why not this guy? 565 00:35:19,650 --> 00:35:21,119 Leave her out of this. 566 00:35:21,185 --> 00:35:22,453 -Just sayin'. -[Vic] You said it yourself, Cliff. 567 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,088 Garguax was an enemy of Niles. 568 00:35:24,155 --> 00:35:27,191 -We should do this for him. -[Cliff laughs] 569 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,026 You got it twisted, Blue Balls. 570 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:32,096 The enemy of my enemy is my friend. 571 00:35:32,163 --> 00:35:34,765 If that guy hates Niles, that's all I need to know. 572 00:35:34,832 --> 00:35:38,336 [Rita] Why don't we all just take a breath and relax? 573 00:35:38,436 --> 00:35:40,204 We're on vacation. 574 00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:42,673 [scoffs] A vacation for what? 575 00:35:42,773 --> 00:35:45,109 Look, a vacation implies you actually have a job 576 00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:46,611 that you need to take a break from. 577 00:35:46,677 --> 00:35:48,479 We don't do anything. 578 00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:49,981 [Rita] That's not true. 579 00:35:50,047 --> 00:35:52,884 [chuckles] I'm sorry, I forgot. 580 00:35:55,353 --> 00:35:59,056 So, uh, is this how the Beekeeper would handle the situation? 581 00:36:03,861 --> 00:36:06,697 [Rita] Apparently so. 582 00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:08,900 Looking the other way is what I do best. 583 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,037 Add the Chief's faith in me to the list of his many faults. 584 00:36:13,137 --> 00:36:15,840 He foolishly believed I was destined for heroism, 585 00:36:15,907 --> 00:36:20,711 but when the call to action actually came, I promptly hung up. 586 00:36:20,811 --> 00:36:22,680 What are you talking about, sad sack? 587 00:36:22,747 --> 00:36:24,515 What happened? 588 00:36:24,582 --> 00:36:26,317 [Rita] Niles left me a key to a secret compartment in the manor. 589 00:36:26,384 --> 00:36:29,420 Last night, a strange device was emitting 590 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,089 some kind of unbearably vexing signal. 591 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,724 I can't be sure what it was, 592 00:36:33,824 --> 00:36:36,427 but it's entirely possible someone was in need of help. 593 00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:38,095 And you didn't say anything? 594 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,765 [Rita] No, Victor, I didn't say anything. 595 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,433 I didn't do anything. 596 00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:45,703 I did the exact opposite of what a hero is supposed to do! 597 00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:47,338 I came on vacation. 598 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,778 If I'm going to be honest with myself, 599 00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:57,748 [sighs] then I should at least get to be myself. 600 00:36:57,848 --> 00:36:59,016 [sighs deeply] 601 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,754 I'm no hero. 602 00:37:03,854 --> 00:37:06,023 [slurps] 603 00:37:06,090 --> 00:37:08,859 The Beekeeper was yet another mediocre role 604 00:37:08,926 --> 00:37:12,263 I played to middling reviews. 605 00:37:12,363 --> 00:37:15,299 Another pathetic attempt at relevance in a world 606 00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:17,935 that would sooner see me forgotten. 607 00:37:19,604 --> 00:37:23,741 [breath trembling] A quiet obscurity 608 00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:27,144 worked well enough for decades. I mean... 609 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:31,649 Perhaps it's time I returned to what I know. 610 00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:33,150 You did nothing wrong. 611 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,585 How can you say that? 612 00:37:37,722 --> 00:37:41,092 Not a superteam. 613 00:37:42,226 --> 00:37:44,128 Maybe we should leave stuff like this 614 00:37:44,228 --> 00:37:46,497 to the people who are actually equipped to deal with it. 615 00:37:46,597 --> 00:37:47,898 That's us! 616 00:37:47,965 --> 00:37:49,100 Look at me. 617 00:37:49,166 --> 00:37:51,502 I'm literally equipped to deal with it! 618 00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:53,571 -Not anymore. -You know what, Cliff-- 619 00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:55,006 [Cliff] How about you take a break 620 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,908 from the hero shtick, Cyborg, and just be? 621 00:37:57,975 --> 00:37:59,443 For a minute! 622 00:37:59,510 --> 00:38:01,312 -That's why we all came here, right? -[Jane slurps] 623 00:38:01,412 --> 00:38:03,014 You all got your own shit to deal with. 624 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:04,348 I got my own shit to deal with. 625 00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:05,583 You mean "avoid." 626 00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:07,151 Oh, fuck all the way off, dude. 627 00:38:07,251 --> 00:38:09,186 What is he talking about? 628 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:10,755 You wanna tell 'em or should I? 629 00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:14,125 Okay, I'll tell 'em. 630 00:38:14,191 --> 00:38:18,129 Cliff has a brain issue and he won't do anything about it. 631 00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:25,136 -Are you okay? -Will everybody stop fucking asking me that? 632 00:38:25,202 --> 00:38:27,705 I'm fine, okay? I'm fine! 633 00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:29,607 And before you ask, no! 634 00:38:29,674 --> 00:38:31,375 I'm not gonna get it checked out. 635 00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:34,145 Even if I wanted to, who's gonna do it? 636 00:38:34,211 --> 00:38:35,846 The one guy who might have known 637 00:38:35,946 --> 00:38:38,149 how to help me is dead, remember? 638 00:38:38,215 --> 00:38:40,217 Niles is fucking dead! 639 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:45,690 He stuck my fucked up brain in this fucked up body, and now he's worm food! 640 00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:48,326 And you want me to do this for him? 641 00:38:48,392 --> 00:38:52,296 Fuck him! I don't owe him jack-motherfucking-squat. 642 00:38:52,363 --> 00:38:53,497 None of us do! 643 00:38:53,564 --> 00:38:55,966 So fuck his little secret compartment 644 00:38:56,033 --> 00:38:57,868 and fuck his little green nemesis! 645 00:38:57,968 --> 00:39:01,839 His shit is not our shit. I'm fucking done! 646 00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:09,680 Give it a rest, dude! 647 00:39:09,747 --> 00:39:13,417 Just 'cause you're in the penalty box, doesn't make us your plan B. 648 00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:19,690 You wanna be the Chief's badass crime-fighting Doom Patrol so badly! 649 00:39:19,757 --> 00:39:22,593 But that's just not who we are. 650 00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:25,229 When are you gonna get that through your thick metal skull? 651 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,772 [scoffs] Man, screw all y'all. 652 00:39:50,187 --> 00:39:52,423 I knew it. I knew it! 653 00:39:52,523 --> 00:39:56,694 The second I laid eyes on that bunch, I knew something was amiss! 654 00:39:56,761 --> 00:39:58,629 This is it, My Lord. 655 00:39:58,729 --> 00:40:01,799 Our time has finally come. 656 00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:04,368 My Lord? What are you doing? 657 00:40:05,469 --> 00:40:06,971 We're done, Samuelson. 658 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:08,406 It's over. 659 00:40:08,472 --> 00:40:09,974 Over? 660 00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:12,410 You said you heard them talk of Caulder and his Doom Patrol. 661 00:40:12,476 --> 00:40:15,045 You saw her, she's finally here. 662 00:40:15,112 --> 00:40:16,414 This is it! 663 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,784 Niles is dead. And that poor woman's a wreck. 664 00:40:19,884 --> 00:40:22,319 She's not gonna be harmin' anyone. 665 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,788 Just leave her alone. 666 00:40:23,888 --> 00:40:25,222 "Leave her alone." 667 00:40:26,557 --> 00:40:27,458 "Leave her alone"? 668 00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:30,161 [Samuelson's breath shaking] 669 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,997 More than 70 years we've waited. 670 00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:36,434 Day after day after day, 671 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:40,671 and now the moment we've been waiting for finally arrives, and... 672 00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:42,773 And you wish to do nothing? 673 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,508 They're nice people. 674 00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:47,645 And clearly no more beholden to Niles than we are to the Brain. 675 00:40:47,745 --> 00:40:51,015 -We are beholden to the Brain. -No. 676 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:54,351 That thing has never given us a signal. 677 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,120 And it never will. 678 00:40:57,855 --> 00:41:01,091 Maybe that was our mission once, but... 679 00:41:01,158 --> 00:41:04,295 missions are supposed to serve a greater cause. 680 00:41:05,429 --> 00:41:06,864 That cause has long passed. 681 00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:08,999 I can't believe what I'm hearing. 682 00:41:09,099 --> 00:41:11,368 The Brain's cause is still our cause. 683 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:13,170 We cannot give up on the mission. 684 00:41:13,270 --> 00:41:15,673 We're not giving up on the mission. 685 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:19,610 The mission gave up on us. 686 00:41:24,548 --> 00:41:28,352 Thank you for your service, old friend. 687 00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:31,555 But it's time to move on. 688 00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:34,859 My Lord, you're not thinking clearly. 689 00:41:34,959 --> 00:41:37,628 My mind hasn't been this clear in a long time. 690 00:41:39,063 --> 00:41:40,364 Start packing your things. 691 00:41:41,465 --> 00:41:43,000 We leave tonight. 692 00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:47,671 This is a good thing, Samuelson. 693 00:41:47,738 --> 00:41:50,140 [chuckles softly] We're finally free. 694 00:41:58,582 --> 00:42:00,351 [Cliff] Fucking Niles. 695 00:42:00,417 --> 00:42:05,089 I'm fucking done with all this bullshit! 696 00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:07,224 I have my own shit to deal with. 697 00:42:07,324 --> 00:42:10,194 And I don't avoid it. I deal with it. 698 00:42:12,096 --> 00:42:13,430 Fuck! 699 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:16,166 -["Valley" playing] -♪ Thought I saw you ♪ 700 00:42:21,705 --> 00:42:23,707 ♪ Payphone on Rucker ♪ 701 00:42:26,277 --> 00:42:31,849 ♪ Michelle I still want to give in ♪ 702 00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:38,389 ♪ I'd understand if you did ♪ 703 00:42:42,426 --> 00:42:45,963 ♪ How long must we live right ♪ 704 00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:50,734 ♪ Before we Don't even have to try? ♪ 705 00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:53,137 [grunts] 706 00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:55,639 I fuckin' deal with it! 707 00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,875 [grunting] 708 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:07,785 ♪ Drawing of three flowers ♪ 709 00:43:09,553 --> 00:43:14,091 ♪ I still keep it with me ♪ 710 00:43:16,827 --> 00:43:21,732 ♪ Does she still Want to sing? ♪ 711 00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:27,805 [grunts] 712 00:43:45,489 --> 00:43:51,795 ♪ I hear the sounds... ♪ 713 00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:59,003 [body seizes, yells] Fuck! Fuck! 714 00:44:07,378 --> 00:44:08,946 [clicks tongue] 715 00:44:13,183 --> 00:44:15,886 Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck! Fuck! 716 00:44:15,986 --> 00:44:18,989 -[Backbone creaking] -[Cliff yelling] 717 00:44:38,308 --> 00:44:42,713 ♪ I don't blame you For wanting out ♪ 718 00:44:44,214 --> 00:44:45,582 [screaming] 719 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:48,252 ♪ I'm kind of close myself ♪ 720 00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:51,822 ♪ No love, no amount ♪ 721 00:44:51,889 --> 00:44:55,225 ♪ Never enough to go around ♪ 722 00:44:58,028 --> 00:44:59,697 [clock ticking] 723 00:45:08,205 --> 00:45:11,208 I thought we were done with all this. 724 00:45:11,275 --> 00:45:15,345 The bandages, the special suits. 725 00:45:15,412 --> 00:45:17,781 This was supposed to be a fresh start. 726 00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:21,752 We were supposed to be one. 727 00:45:21,852 --> 00:45:23,921 ["Forever Young" playing] 728 00:45:25,055 --> 00:45:27,057 I thought we were in this together. 729 00:45:34,364 --> 00:45:37,801 ♪ Can you imagine When this race is won ♪ 730 00:45:37,901 --> 00:45:41,238 ♪ Turn our golden faces Into the sun ♪ 731 00:45:41,305 --> 00:45:43,907 ♪ Praising our leaders We're getting in tune ♪ 732 00:45:43,974 --> 00:45:47,945 ♪ The music's played by the The mad man ♪ 733 00:45:48,045 --> 00:45:53,550 ♪ Forever young I want to be forever young ♪ 734 00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:58,655 ♪ Do you really Want to live forever? ♪ 735 00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:01,925 ♪ Forever, and ever ♪ 736 00:46:01,992 --> 00:46:08,932 ♪ Forever young I want to be forever young ♪ 737 00:46:08,999 --> 00:46:12,836 ♪ Do you really Want to live forever? ♪ 738 00:46:14,404 --> 00:46:17,274 ♪ Forever young ♪ 739 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:23,113 ♪ Some are like water Some are like the heat ♪ 740 00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:26,850 ♪ Some are a melody And some are the beat ♪ 741 00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:30,254 ♪ Sooner or later They all will be gone ♪ 742 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:33,457 ♪ Why don't they stay young? ♪ 743 00:46:33,524 --> 00:46:37,094 ♪ It's so hard to get old Without a cause ♪ 744 00:46:37,161 --> 00:46:40,831 ♪ I don't want to perish Like a fading horse ♪ 745 00:46:40,931 --> 00:46:44,301 ♪ Youth's like diamonds In the sun ♪ 746 00:46:44,368 --> 00:46:47,504 ♪ And diamonds are forever ♪ 747 00:46:47,604 --> 00:46:51,542 ♪ So many adventures Couldn't happen today ♪ 748 00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:54,812 ♪ So many songs We forgot to play ♪ 749 00:46:54,878 --> 00:46:58,215 ♪ So many dreams Swinging out of the blue ♪ 750 00:46:58,315 --> 00:47:01,285 ♪ We let them come true ♪ 751 00:47:01,351 --> 00:47:08,625 ♪ Forever young I want to be forever young ♪ 752 00:47:08,692 --> 00:47:11,962 ♪ Do you really Want to live forever? ♪ 753 00:47:12,029 --> 00:47:15,532 ♪ Forever, and ever ♪ 754 00:47:15,632 --> 00:47:21,505 ♪ Forever young I want to be forever young ♪ 755 00:47:22,906 --> 00:47:26,076 ♪ Do you really Want to live forever? ♪ 756 00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:29,546 ♪ Forever, and ever ♪ 757 00:47:29,646 --> 00:47:36,653 ♪ Forever young I want to be forever young ♪ 758 00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:40,824 ♪ Do you really Want to live forever? ♪ 759 00:47:40,891 --> 00:47:46,029 ♪ Forever young ♪ 760 00:48:05,282 --> 00:48:07,050 [muffled music playing] 761 00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:14,291 [panting] 762 00:48:18,195 --> 00:48:19,363 [straining] 763 00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,568 [beeping] 764 00:48:28,972 --> 00:48:30,641 [beeping grows faster] 765 00:48:34,711 --> 00:48:36,046 [rapid beeping] 766 00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:06,777 ["Forever Young" continues playing] 767 00:49:08,578 --> 00:49:09,680 [door opens] 768 00:49:15,452 --> 00:49:16,453 Run. 769 00:49:18,655 --> 00:49:20,123 [canon charging] 770 00:49:24,261 --> 00:49:25,262 [Vic] Fuck! 771 00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:53,156 I'm sorry. 772 00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:02,399 [panting] 773 00:50:03,567 --> 00:50:04,534 [grunts] 774 00:50:12,576 --> 00:50:13,877 [mellow instrumental music playing]