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If you want to understand
what I've done,
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there are things you must
understand about my daughter.
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[people chattering
indistinctly]
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In 1927, I was moonlighting
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in the Bureau of Normalcy's
American headquarters.
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I intercepted a tip that
brought me home to London,
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a travelling carnival
of grotesques
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featuring a familiar beast.
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A beast who, if real,
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was linked to a woman
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I'd tried to keep secret
from the world.
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Tuppence a head, if you will!
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[Niles] As for the girl,
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I told myself
I would not conjecture
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until I could see the beast
with my own eyes.
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And yet, she was
at the front of my mind.
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-[crowd applauding]
-What violence had
brought her to this place?
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What had she been
made to suffer
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in the company
of this bawdy, illiterate scum?
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[piano music playing]
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[crowd laughing]
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[crowd applauding]
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Misshapes,
mistakes, and misfits,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Snows and toes.
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[crowd cheering]
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But now,
the putrid little primate
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that you shelled out
your shekels to see.
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And here she comes,
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a hideous curiosity
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captured deep
in the icy Yukon wilderness,
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the Ape-Faced Girl!
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[crowd murmuring]
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I got something else
long and sweet for ya,
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Monkey Girl.
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[audience laughing mockingly]
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Calm yourselves,
calm yourselves. She's a...
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[Niles] It was as cruel
as I had imagined.
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And as real as I'd feared.
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[ringmaster]
A ferocious monster,
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tethered to her deranged mind,
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the Ape Girl's gruesome pet!
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[Niles] Her beast.
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Whether it was a spirit
or a familiar
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I have yet to fully understand.
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Go on, give us a twirl then.
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[Niles] But one thing
was certain.
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It belongs to a woman
I had loved
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and left a long time ago...
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[ringmaster]
Around the other way.
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...and apparently,
it hadn't forgotten me, either.
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-I said around the other way!
-[whip lashing]
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[growls]
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You will obey me!
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[woman screams]
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[growls]
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[Niles] No! No!
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[whip lashing]
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[yelling] Stop this!
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[Niles] As for
what happened next...
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-[growling]
-[man screaming]
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...words fail.
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[snarls]
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[growling]
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[objects clatter]
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[creature snoring]
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[Dorothy sobbing]
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How do you know my mother?
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[Niles] Two years later,
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she'd barely aged a day.
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I had to protect her
from the world,
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and the world from her.
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So, I turned to a friend.
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Hello, Danny.
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A young, sentient alleyway
named Danny.
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A loving, teleporting refuge
for all people.
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[chuckles softly]
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[lively piano music playing]
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Danny's agreed
to keep you safe...
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till you're a little bit older.
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And I promise
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I'll visit you
as often as I can.
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Wait.
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You're not coming with me?
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I wish I could.
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But I have to figure out
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how to be the best father
I can be,
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for as long as I can be.
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I...
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[men laughing]
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[voice shaking]
I don't want to lose you again.
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And that's precisely it,
my dear.
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My beautiful...
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darling Dorothy.
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[Cliff] Yeah, yeah,
real weepy shit.
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Bet you cried for weeks.
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Not what I asked.
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I asked about
why you did what you did.
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To us.
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I searched the globe
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to find a way
to outlive Dorothy
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by one day.
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My research took me to Paraguay
where Eric Morden
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was about to trade
a longevity talisman
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to a scientist
in return for superpowers.
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[Cliff] So,
you shot up the Nazi lab,
stole the dumb monkey paw
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and Morden became Mr. Nobody.
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I saw the puppet show!
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What about us?
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My longevity was limited.
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So I began my experiments
in search of true immortality.
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Rita,
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Larry,
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Jane,
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and you, Cliff.
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But all these years,
the only thing keeping me alive
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is the talisman
hanging around my neck.
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Until last night...
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when I traded it
to Willoughby Kipling
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in return for the magical
substance that...
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returned us to normal size.
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[Cliff] Wait, you gave away
your longevity
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like some kind of asshole?
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Then, what was all this for?
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Don't think the irony
is lost on me.
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It was the only way
to make things right,
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and now my daughter...
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will lose her father.
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The one who put her in a cage?
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The one who can
make her feel safe.
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Without me,
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she will unleash hell on Earth
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and you will be powerless
to stop it.
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Now, Cliff,
you know everything.
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[Cliff] Not everything.
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Tell me about the night
of my accident.
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I want to hear
every fucking detail.
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[birds chirping]
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[in singsong voice]
Good morning!
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Rise and shine!
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Our father is dying.
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He's dying. [chuckles]
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-Ahhh!
-[screams]
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[screams]
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[panting]
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What in the Doris Day Ikea
fuck was that?
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Stay out of our room!
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[grunts]
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[breathing heavily]
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What are we still doing here?
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Answer me!
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[breath trembling]
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[stuttering]
I've tried to tell them.
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[speaking other language]
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[pants]
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Oh, not this shit again.
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[panting]
You assholes can stay down.
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I'm doing just fine.
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[Jane] Good morning, Dorothy.
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[Rita smacks lips]
Good morning, Jane.
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We'll work on her manners.
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[Jane] Dorothy.
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One of your imaginary friends
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stopped by my room
this morning.
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Something you wanna
share with us?
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It isn't true.
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What isn't true?
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Why would one of your friends
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say it was true if it wasn't?
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What is "it"? What was said?
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I overheard Dad
and the drunk wizard talking,
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but it isn't true.
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Oh, for the love of God,
what is or is not true?
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-Niles is dying.
-[dishes clatter]
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What?
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[heavy footsteps approaching]
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Cliff!
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Did you know
that Niles is dying?
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Oh, yeah, karma's a bitch.
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-Let that be
a lesson to you, kid.
-[bangs table]
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He's not dying!
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[Niles] I'm dying.
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But we're all dying.
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Nothing to fret over.
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[Rita] But look at your hair.
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It's already started.
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How old are you, exactly?
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139.
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Dear God,
he's practically dead.
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[Cliff] Oh, boy,
here come the waterworks.
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Vic had the right idea,
getting out of this shitbox.
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You're really gonna shed tears
for the man who killed my wife?
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You don't have to tell
old Blobberstiltskin here
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that Niles Caulder
is a flawed man.
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But now,
he is also a dying man.
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[sobbing] His teeth
are probably loosening
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as we speak.
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Soon he'll have no memory of
how to take care of himself
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or Dorothy.
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We could be mere days
away from daddy diapers.
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-Rita!
-[Cliff] Gross.
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-I am not changing him.
-[Rita] And why not?
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You can't even smell.
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I am still here.
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[Jane] You know,
she's not wrong.
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If Chief croaks,
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somebody's gonna have to
take care of the girl.
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I'm not letting her go
to that decrepit asylum
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with the old Doom Patrol.
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Nobody is going back
to that home.
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Dorothy was perfectly safe
on Danny for 19 years.
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And when Danny grows
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into something
other than a brick--
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Which could take ages!
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And until then,
the only thing keeping Dorothy
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from going
full wild child is us.
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[Cliff] Us? No way!
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It's every man, woman and brick
for themselves now.
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Enough!
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I won't have you
arguing over this.
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You're talking as though
I'm already dead.
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I will work this out.
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What do you mean?
You already have.
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Moment of truth, Chief,
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because this is what
you've been planning
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for our entire lives.
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So what's it gonna be?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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is he going to cook his body
with radiation
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and wrap himself in bandages?
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Or, will he inject himself
with toxic dye
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so he could gloop in the middle
of Dorothy's parent-teacher
conference?
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Or maybe he's gonna
shoot himself up
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six ways from Sunday
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and hope that
one of his 64 personalities
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could teach Dorothy
how to cash a check.
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Better yet, will he yank out
that very special brain of his
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and become the Tin Man?
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And, Chief,
if that's your best option,
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then you better go
smell some roses,
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suck on a Bud Light,
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fuck a watermelon,
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eat a double-double
and take a big ol' shit
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because all of that is gone!
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Every sensation, gone-zo!
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Oh, and be sure
to hug Dorothy now.
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Hug her hard
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because hugging your daughter
after your Franken-surgery
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is gonna rip your heart out
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because you can't
fucking feel her!
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Spin the wheel, Niles Caulder.
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Which one of us
are you gonna be?
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[Larry] None of us.
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Right, Niles?
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We're your failed experiments.
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Oh, you're
looking dapper, Larry.
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[Larry] My son is dead.
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Oh, did Chief get him, too?
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[shouting] Shut up, Cliff!
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I'm so sorry for your loss.
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[Larry] Uh, it's okay.
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I doubt he even knew I existed.
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I suggest
we each tend to our own.
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My fate doesn't
concern you anymore.
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[woman] I told her
I had her six.
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[scoffs] I thought
I went to hell and back.
266
00:15:17,140 --> 00:15:18,850
And then...
267
00:15:18,930 --> 00:15:20,430
And then this happened...
268
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,810
out of nowhere.
269
00:15:23,810 --> 00:15:25,560
Felt like it was my fault.
270
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,310
I... I sort of spun out...
271
00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:31,560
thinking of
272
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,180
thousands of ways...
273
00:15:34,770 --> 00:15:36,220
[voice fading]
274
00:15:45,470 --> 00:15:47,220
Hang on.
275
00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:48,470
Is there a reason
276
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,350
why the rules
don't apply to him, or...
277
00:15:51,430 --> 00:15:53,720
Everyone's late
once in a while.
278
00:15:53,810 --> 00:15:55,520
Why not give him a chance?
279
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,930
Take a breath, Roni.
280
00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:58,220
Get back in your lane
281
00:15:58,310 --> 00:16:00,060
and finish your share.
282
00:16:01,470 --> 00:16:02,810
[sighs]
283
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,140
After I got the call...
284
00:16:10,890 --> 00:16:13,270
I couldn't help but think
that it was my fault.
285
00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:14,930
And...
286
00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:18,270
I'm sorry.
287
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:22,390
I can't do this.
288
00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:28,430
[facilitator] All right.
289
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:31,850
Who else wants to share?
290
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,720
No one?
291
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,180
Really?
292
00:16:37,270 --> 00:16:38,970
I think I speak
for the group when I say,
293
00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:43,720
no one is gonna wanna share
with Cyborg in the room.
294
00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:46,600
Everyone knows
the dude's face is a camera.
295
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,220
Might as well be broadcasting
your trauma on TV.
296
00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:50,770
Is that true?
297
00:16:50,850 --> 00:16:53,220
It's not that simple.
I don't really have a choice.
298
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:54,850
If I'm powered up,
the camera's on.
299
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,350
Group is a safe space.
300
00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:58,930
We don't allow
recording devices
of any kind.
301
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:00,890
You need to turn it off
if you wanna stay.
302
00:17:00,970 --> 00:17:03,060
No, then I'd have
no defense system.
303
00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:04,430
That would leave me vulnerable.
304
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,350
That's kind of the point
of a trauma group.
305
00:17:15,890 --> 00:17:17,350
[device powering down]
306
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,060
Thanks.
307
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,220
Any chance you wanna share?
308
00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:23,770
We'd like to get to know you.
309
00:17:23,850 --> 00:17:25,390
Tell us why you're here.
310
00:17:28,850 --> 00:17:29,930
Okay.
311
00:17:37,970 --> 00:17:39,100
My name is Vic.
312
00:17:47,270 --> 00:17:49,640
Actually, I'm just
gonna listen today.
313
00:17:53,810 --> 00:17:54,850
[knocking on door]
314
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:57,850
Dorothy?
315
00:17:59,930 --> 00:18:01,970
Please, talk to me.
316
00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:07,600
Ahhh!
317
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,140
Knock knock!
318
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:11,970
Knock knock!
319
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:13,310
Who's there?
320
00:18:13,390 --> 00:18:14,970
Armageddon.
321
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,600
Armageddon who?
322
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,220
Armageddon tired
of all this knocking.
323
00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:20,310
[laughs]
324
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,470
[breathing heavily]
325
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,600
Very funny, Dorothy.
326
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,770
[Dorothy] That was Herschel,
not me.
327
00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:32,060
I don't know
what you've been told...
328
00:18:33,390 --> 00:18:35,180
Nothing is going
to happen to me.
329
00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:37,220
[Dorothy]
You can't promise that!
330
00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:39,890
You're going to die...
331
00:18:39,970 --> 00:18:41,350
soon.
332
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:44,430
And I don't even know
how to do anything.
333
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:47,100
Who's going to teach me
how to drive,
334
00:18:47,180 --> 00:18:48,640
how to cook things?
335
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,220
Who's going to walk me
down the aisle at my wedding?
336
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:54,520
I will find a way.
I promise.
337
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:58,930
[Dorothy] I could make
a wish...
338
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:04,930
Dorothy... never, ever...
339
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:08,140
Not for me,
not for anything.
340
00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:12,020
Do you understand me?
341
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,140
[Dorothy] Yes.
342
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,470
I'm sorry.
343
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:21,470
[sighs]
344
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,720
[Cliff] Now, that's what
I'm talking about!
345
00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:32,060
RIP Chief!
Time to hit the open road.
346
00:19:32,140 --> 00:19:33,390
Where are we going?
347
00:19:33,470 --> 00:19:34,810
I'm not leaving.
I'm moving back in.
348
00:19:34,890 --> 00:19:37,470
After everything
that bastard did to us?
349
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:38,470
We're big now, Jane.
350
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:39,770
We can go anywhere.
351
00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:41,850
What's with this "we" shit?
352
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:43,060
There is no "we."
353
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,680
I... need Chief.
354
00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:48,930
You can do
whatever the fuck you want.
355
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:51,930
Birthday party entertainer,
trash compactor...
356
00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:54,640
your options are endless,
but also less than five.
357
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,140
[Cliff] Why do you need him?
358
00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:57,890
Because shit's getting weird
in the Underground.
359
00:19:57,970 --> 00:20:00,140
And the one thing
that was keeping me
on the surface
360
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:01,350
just ran out, okay?
361
00:20:01,430 --> 00:20:03,220
I don't know
how much longer I have
362
00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:05,100
before the rest of me
has their way.
363
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,100
[Cliff] Wait, what's that
supposed to mean?
364
00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:10,770
Jane, do you need help?
365
00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:13,180
-Not unless you're a chemist.
-Come on.
366
00:20:13,270 --> 00:20:14,890
That's what you think
you need?
367
00:20:15,890 --> 00:20:17,930
All you gotta do
is talk to me.
368
00:20:19,890 --> 00:20:22,970
What's going on,
you know, in there?
369
00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:27,350
This co-dependent routine
is getting stale, Cliff.
370
00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:29,560
Go, stay...
do whatever you want,
371
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,680
just don't do it for me.
372
00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:32,140
[Cliff] Okay, for the record,
373
00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:34,770
I am not dependent
on anybody.
374
00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:36,810
I am my own robot.
375
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:38,890
[sighs]
376
00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:01,720
It's not enough.
377
00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:05,520
-[bangs]
-It'll never be enough!
378
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,930
[Rita] I'm trying not
to take this personally.
379
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,180
Take what personally?
380
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,850
That you're throwing
a pity party
381
00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:13,720
and you didn't invite me.
382
00:21:13,810 --> 00:21:14,890
Rita...
383
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:17,970
I've made a terrible mess
of things.
384
00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:19,520
Understatement.
385
00:21:21,810 --> 00:21:25,600
Look, if I can't apply
this mess
386
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,430
into something useful,
387
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:31,720
I don't see the point
of anything, really.
388
00:21:31,810 --> 00:21:34,430
And if I'm trying,
then you are, too.
389
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:35,810
So, snap out of it.
390
00:21:35,890 --> 00:21:37,850
You've had lifetimes
to plan for this.
391
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,470
Surely there was a plan B.
392
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,600
-You were plan B.
-[scoffs]
393
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:42,850
C, then?
394
00:21:42,930 --> 00:21:44,680
Could be plan F,
for all I care.
395
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:47,560
But you're not going to
mope around
396
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,640
while death catches up
to you.
397
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:54,640
What is this?
What are you looking at?
398
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,520
Ah! Don't touch that.
399
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,100
That's continuinium,
400
00:21:59,180 --> 00:22:03,270
a rare mineral that can
bend time.
401
00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:06,470
-Continue...
-"...inium."
402
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,810
-Continuinium.
-No, I mean continue...
403
00:22:08,890 --> 00:22:11,060
-Keep talking.
-It doesn't matter.
404
00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:13,220
There isn't enough.
405
00:22:13,310 --> 00:22:15,180
But this sounds
promising, Niles.
406
00:22:15,270 --> 00:22:19,350
I mean, time is what you need,
after all.
407
00:22:19,430 --> 00:22:20,600
Where do we get more?
408
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:24,270
Continuinium
does not exist naturally
409
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:26,310
on Earth.
410
00:22:26,390 --> 00:22:28,180
It was discovered
in a meteorite
411
00:22:28,270 --> 00:22:29,770
on a beach in Bali
412
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:32,850
by... one man.
413
00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:38,560
[clears throat]
414
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,930
"The Journal
of Doctor Jonathan Tyme."
415
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:43,600
T-Y-M-E.
416
00:22:44,850 --> 00:22:45,930
It's not a real name.
417
00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:48,020
He was a normal man.
418
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:50,180
Just as real as you or I.
419
00:22:50,270 --> 00:22:53,970
He was on a journey
of spiritual awakening.
420
00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:55,770
A meteorite struck,
421
00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:58,600
and when he laid his hands
on the glowing crystals
therein...
422
00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:00,890
he went mad.
423
00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:05,180
Able to manipulate time itself.
424
00:23:05,270 --> 00:23:09,890
These journal entries
are dated 4067,
425
00:23:09,970 --> 00:23:14,430
1776, 6000 BCE.
426
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,350
He continued
his little walkabout
427
00:23:16,430 --> 00:23:18,850
through every era
of history,
428
00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:21,140
continuinium in hand.
429
00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:23,180
As he travelled,
his legend grew
430
00:23:23,270 --> 00:23:26,140
and he became known as
"The Terrible Dr. Tyme."
431
00:23:26,770 --> 00:23:29,220
T-Y-M-E.
432
00:23:29,310 --> 00:23:30,930
And he stuck
with that spelling?
433
00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:33,560
Well, then...
434
00:23:35,470 --> 00:23:38,180
how do we find this
Doctor Tyme?
435
00:23:56,140 --> 00:23:57,520
You're not gonna rust?
436
00:24:04,850 --> 00:24:06,220
I'm not sorry.
437
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,850
For the whole
camera face thing.
438
00:24:12,930 --> 00:24:16,220
Things said in Group,
need to stay in Group.
439
00:24:16,310 --> 00:24:17,600
You shouldn't apologize.
440
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,100
You're not sorry,
441
00:24:19,850 --> 00:24:21,390
and I'm not upset.
442
00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:25,060
I'm grateful, actually.
443
00:24:25,140 --> 00:24:27,640
I'm new to this.
I don't know the rules.
444
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,270
And I'm sorry
for interrupting your share.
445
00:24:30,350 --> 00:24:31,390
Don't be.
446
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,180
Saying the same shit
for months.
447
00:24:34,270 --> 00:24:36,470
Sounds like you went
through hell in the war.
448
00:24:39,970 --> 00:24:41,970
I wasn't talking
about the war.
449
00:24:44,350 --> 00:24:47,310
I was talking about
my mother's death.
450
00:24:47,390 --> 00:24:51,350
Just because I'm a vet
doesn't mean my whole life
is defined by my service.
451
00:24:51,430 --> 00:24:52,930
Sorry, I...
452
00:24:54,470 --> 00:24:56,180
That's what I get
for showing up late.
453
00:24:56,270 --> 00:24:57,600
And making assumptions.
454
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,640
And making assumptions.
455
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,100
For what it's worth,
I lost my mother, too.
456
00:25:09,850 --> 00:25:11,020
How did she die?
457
00:25:12,810 --> 00:25:14,020
Accident.
458
00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:16,520
Yours?
459
00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:18,850
Same.
460
00:25:18,930 --> 00:25:20,180
Look, I get it...
461
00:25:22,770 --> 00:25:26,520
the guilt, the replaying...
462
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,470
the sadness that creeps in
every day...
463
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,520
but that's not actually
why I'm here.
464
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:35,310
I'm dealing with some kind of
post-traumatic stress.
465
00:25:35,390 --> 00:25:37,850
Don't bother delineating.
466
00:25:37,930 --> 00:25:43,020
If I went to a different
support group for every trauma,
diagnosis and "ism" I've got,
467
00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:45,220
it'd be a full-time job.
468
00:25:45,310 --> 00:25:47,810
I guess we're a bunch
of Venn diagrams, aren't we?
469
00:25:47,890 --> 00:25:49,680
[chuckles]
470
00:25:49,770 --> 00:25:51,140
Yeah.
471
00:25:51,220 --> 00:25:53,600
Some messier than others.
472
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,680
Hey, do you wanna
grab a bite
473
00:25:55,770 --> 00:25:57,220
and not talk about our moms?
474
00:26:00,470 --> 00:26:02,770
Imagine a world...
475
00:26:02,850 --> 00:26:05,430
A world that time forgot.
476
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,720
A world where all you have
is time.
477
00:26:08,810 --> 00:26:10,470
A world where time is
of the essence.
478
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,140
Stop saying "time."
479
00:26:12,220 --> 00:26:14,560
Where it's our time to shine.
480
00:26:15,470 --> 00:26:17,220
[Cliff] What the fuck is that?
481
00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:21,680
-You forgot--
-That's how it's spelled.
482
00:26:21,770 --> 00:26:23,270
Okay.
483
00:26:23,350 --> 00:26:26,310
This is an artist's rendition
of Dr. Tyme.
484
00:26:26,390 --> 00:26:28,850
-Did Dorothy draw that?
-[scoffs]
485
00:26:28,930 --> 00:26:31,470
I drew it.
Please focus.
486
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,600
Dr. Tyme is
a history-hopping madman
487
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,890
who, according to the Chief,
wears a special helmet
488
00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:38,770
that may contain
enough continuinium...
489
00:26:38,850 --> 00:26:42,810
It's a space mineral
that can control time.
490
00:26:42,890 --> 00:26:46,850
And if we can steal
this man's helmet,
491
00:26:46,930 --> 00:26:50,470
we may be able
to slow the Chief's aging.
492
00:26:53,390 --> 00:26:55,310
It seems like you got it
all figured out.
493
00:26:55,390 --> 00:26:59,600
[Cliff] Wait, you want us
to steal some douchebag's
helmet for the Chief?
494
00:27:00,770 --> 00:27:04,060
Will this continuum shit
495
00:27:04,140 --> 00:27:06,520
stop the Chief
from locking up his daughter
for another century?
496
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,770
At the very least,
he'll be alive long enough
to find other options.
497
00:27:09,850 --> 00:27:11,350
[Cliff] You aren't seriously
considering--
498
00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:12,520
Maybe I am.
499
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:13,640
[Cliff groans]
500
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,470
Because you
and half the Underground
501
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:18,020
can't seem to remember
that I'm generally opposed
502
00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:19,770
to putting little girls
in cages...
503
00:27:19,850 --> 00:27:21,390
[Cliff] Holy fucking...
504
00:27:21,470 --> 00:27:23,770
...so as long as
I'm on the surface,
I'm helping.
505
00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:26,810
I can't believe
we're even being asked
506
00:27:26,890 --> 00:27:29,140
to bail out the Chief
after what he's done.
507
00:27:29,220 --> 00:27:31,270
I draw the line.
I'm out.
508
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,140
[Niles] I agree with Cliff.
509
00:27:34,770 --> 00:27:39,180
I've told Rita,
it is too dangerous.
510
00:27:39,270 --> 00:27:42,720
I have sent three
Bureau of Normalcy agents
511
00:27:42,810 --> 00:27:45,060
after Dr. Tyme
over the years.
512
00:27:45,140 --> 00:27:47,520
None of them have returned.
513
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,680
[Cliff] Hold on...
You don't want us to go?
514
00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:51,930
That's correct.
515
00:27:53,310 --> 00:27:55,970
You don't want us
to extend your life?
516
00:27:56,060 --> 00:27:57,180
Not like this
517
00:27:57,270 --> 00:27:58,930
-Is this reverse psychology?
-No.
518
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,600
Then fuck it. I'm in!
519
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:04,970
[giggles] Oh, goodie!
520
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,560
Dr. Tyme is encapsulated
in a temporal sphere
521
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,770
orbiting somewhere
between space and time.
522
00:28:16,850 --> 00:28:18,720
[Cliff] You could just say
"time capsule."
523
00:28:18,810 --> 00:28:23,890
I cannot stress enough,
once you're inside
Dr. Tyme's time capsule,
524
00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:26,180
you must be on your guard.
525
00:28:26,270 --> 00:28:29,560
He wields time both
as a lure and as a weapon.
526
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:33,970
It's highly likely you'll be
walking straight into a trap.
527
00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:37,520
Continuinium,
it's highly volatile.
528
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:41,180
When you acquire it...
if you acquire it,
529
00:28:41,270 --> 00:28:42,890
don't touch it!
530
00:28:47,430 --> 00:28:50,720
[Cliff] Hold up, isn't that
just purple Boggle salt?
531
00:28:52,060 --> 00:28:54,720
By creating
this traversable wormhole,
532
00:28:54,810 --> 00:28:58,270
you'll be able to travel
into Dr. Tyme's capsule
and return.
533
00:28:58,350 --> 00:28:59,640
[Cliff] With Boggle salt?
534
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,220
Step into
the temporal gateway.
535
00:29:02,310 --> 00:29:03,470
[Cliff] Fuck it.
536
00:29:09,390 --> 00:29:10,770
Now, hold hands
537
00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:12,270
and say where you were
and what you were doing
538
00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:16,970
on August the 8th
at midnight, 1980.
539
00:29:18,270 --> 00:29:21,220
-I think I was--
-Wait, no. Not yet.
540
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:26,020
-You must say it clockwise.
-Oh, my God.
541
00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:27,930
-Can we do this already?
-On my count.
542
00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:31,220
One, two, three.
543
00:29:31,310 --> 00:29:33,180
I was here, knitting.
544
00:29:33,270 --> 00:29:35,140
I was here, sleeping.
545
00:29:35,220 --> 00:29:38,100
[Cliff] I had just finished
qualifying to race in
Tampa Bay, Florida,
546
00:29:38,180 --> 00:29:39,600
asleep in my RV.
547
00:29:42,890 --> 00:29:46,430
It seems someone
is mis-remembering.
548
00:29:48,180 --> 00:29:49,430
Or lying.
549
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,720
[Cliff] What? I didn't... I...
550
00:29:54,810 --> 00:29:56,850
[sighs] Okay, fine.
551
00:29:56,930 --> 00:30:00,350
On my count.
One, two, three.
552
00:30:00,430 --> 00:30:02,020
I was here, knitting.
553
00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:03,600
I was here, sleeping.
554
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,350
[Cliff] Fine, fuck.
555
00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:07,520
I was in Tampa
in the supply closet
of the Peking Noodle,
556
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,600
up to my nose in boobs
and ground up Sudafed
with Jalinda the waitress.
557
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,060
Oh! And there was
a tub of Crisco-- [shrieks]
558
00:30:13,140 --> 00:30:14,770
[all scream]
559
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,970
Remember, don't touch
the continuinium.
560
00:30:20,060 --> 00:30:22,680
[Cliff] Fuck you for making me
relive the Peking Noodle.
561
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,140
[all screaming]
562
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,640
Remember, the Chief said
to be careful.
563
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,020
[Cliff] Fucking fuck him!
564
00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:00,850
[door squeaks]
565
00:31:12,270 --> 00:31:13,850
[Cliff] Hello?
566
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,640
["Bad Girls" playing]
567
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,060
[Cliff] What the fuck?
568
00:31:34,140 --> 00:31:37,220
♪ Toot toot, hey, beep beep ♪
569
00:31:38,310 --> 00:31:42,220
♪ Toot toot, hey, beep beep ♪
570
00:31:42,310 --> 00:31:45,140
♪ Toot toot, hey, beep beep ♪
571
00:31:46,390 --> 00:31:49,220
♪ Toot toot, hey, beep beep ♪
572
00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:52,220
♪ Bad girls ♪
573
00:31:53,470 --> 00:31:56,310
♪ Talking 'bout the sad girls ♪
574
00:31:56,390 --> 00:31:58,430
[Cliff] I'm sorry I made fun
of your drawing.
575
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,100
♪ Sad girls ♪
576
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,720
[Jane] Do you think the stuff
is in his helmet?
577
00:32:03,810 --> 00:32:06,390
[Rita] It must be that
purple doohickey
in the middle.
578
00:32:06,470 --> 00:32:08,020
-[Cliff] Well, let's go get it.
-Wait.
579
00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:10,770
♪ See them out
On the street at night ♪
580
00:32:10,850 --> 00:32:12,770
♪ Picking up
All kinds of strangers ♪
581
00:32:12,850 --> 00:32:14,770
[Cliff] Shit!
You didn't tell me
Dr. Tyme had a freeze ray.
582
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:17,350
That's because
it's not a freeze ray,
583
00:32:17,430 --> 00:32:18,600
it's a time ray.
584
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,140
♪ But you want a good time ♪
585
00:32:21,220 --> 00:32:23,140
Ooh! Cool cats.
586
00:32:23,220 --> 00:32:26,430
You ready to get down and jive
in the best of times?
[chuckles]
587
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:27,850
[Cliff] Uh...
588
00:32:27,930 --> 00:32:30,270
I'm Dr. Jonathan Tyme,
with a "Y"
589
00:32:30,350 --> 00:32:33,560
because why not? [laughs]
590
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:37,310
And you... You are Rita Farr.
591
00:32:37,390 --> 00:32:39,850
Wow, big fan!
592
00:32:39,930 --> 00:32:41,850
Ha! Go on.
593
00:32:41,930 --> 00:32:43,020
[laughs]
594
00:32:43,100 --> 00:32:44,720
Let's lose the static
and get down
595
00:32:44,810 --> 00:32:46,680
because this is my zone.
596
00:32:46,770 --> 00:32:48,890
You're either in the party
or you out the party.
597
00:32:48,970 --> 00:32:50,770
You feel me?
[grunting musically]
598
00:32:54,220 --> 00:32:55,810
♪ Sad girls ♪
599
00:32:57,180 --> 00:32:58,890
♪ Talking 'bout bad
Bad girls ♪
600
00:32:58,970 --> 00:33:00,140
[Jane] Go!
601
00:33:01,310 --> 00:33:02,430
Have fun.
602
00:33:04,020 --> 00:33:05,470
What the fuckin' fuck!
603
00:33:08,890 --> 00:33:10,220
All I'm saying is,
604
00:33:10,310 --> 00:33:11,850
they're not a snack,
they're a side.
605
00:33:11,930 --> 00:33:13,310
No, no, no.
So, you're tellin' me
606
00:33:13,390 --> 00:33:15,140
if you could eat
onion rings every day
607
00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:16,930
-with no consequences--
-No, no.
608
00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:18,770
That's what makes them good.
609
00:33:18,850 --> 00:33:21,220
Greasy, sinful consequences.
610
00:33:21,310 --> 00:33:23,350
[both chuckle]
611
00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:26,810
-They were good, though.
-Yeah.
612
00:33:26,890 --> 00:33:28,470
I'm glad we did this.
613
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:29,680
Me, too.
614
00:33:32,310 --> 00:33:33,600
I'll walk you home?
615
00:33:34,810 --> 00:33:35,930
I'm good.
616
00:33:36,810 --> 00:33:38,020
See you in Group?
617
00:33:48,850 --> 00:33:50,020
Hey!
618
00:33:51,270 --> 00:33:52,520
Hey!
619
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:53,810
[grunts]
620
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:55,600
Argh!
621
00:33:57,890 --> 00:33:59,220
Motherfucker!
622
00:33:59,310 --> 00:34:01,890
-You okay?
-I was in Fallujah in '04.
623
00:34:01,970 --> 00:34:03,310
That was not okay.
624
00:34:03,390 --> 00:34:05,310
-This right here,
is city living.
-[grunts]
625
00:34:05,390 --> 00:34:07,890
Damn, girl.
Those are some moves.
626
00:34:08,770 --> 00:34:10,220
[both chuckle]
627
00:34:10,310 --> 00:34:11,720
Cops are on their way.
628
00:34:13,350 --> 00:34:15,850
What? No.
I didn't ask you to call them.
629
00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:16,970
On a mugging?
630
00:34:17,060 --> 00:34:17,930
It's kind of
standard procedure.
631
00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:19,350
He's just a kid.
632
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,180
Do me a solid,
633
00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:24,640
give him a second chance.
634
00:34:26,890 --> 00:34:27,890
According to his priors,
635
00:34:27,970 --> 00:34:29,520
this would be his third chance.
636
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,180
Then give him a third chance.
637
00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:32,600
The more this kid
is in the system,
638
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,220
the harder
it is for him
to get out of it.
639
00:34:34,310 --> 00:34:35,640
And if he
doesn't experience
the consequences,
640
00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:37,350
then he's heading there anyway.
641
00:34:37,430 --> 00:34:39,140
Are you really
that confident
in your moral compass?
642
00:34:39,220 --> 00:34:41,720
No. I just didn't know
this mugging was my only chance
643
00:34:41,810 --> 00:34:43,180
to solve
systemic injustice
in America.
644
00:34:43,270 --> 00:34:44,640
[Roni] All I'm saying is,
645
00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:45,930
this kid needs
more protection
than I do.
646
00:34:46,060 --> 00:34:47,310
Yeah, and most
mugging victims
647
00:34:47,390 --> 00:34:49,220
aren't some
cane-wielding badasses.
648
00:34:49,310 --> 00:34:50,810
-Badass?
-Badass alert.
649
00:34:50,890 --> 00:34:52,470
Oh, yeah, I'm...
I'm a real hero.
650
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,930
You want to know
how I got all these
mad skills?
651
00:34:55,890 --> 00:34:57,520
The poverty draft.
652
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,350
Because I had
no other option
653
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:01,520
and no one to warn me
that it came with
a lifetime of pain.
654
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,180
With respect
to your service,
655
00:35:03,270 --> 00:35:05,890
all I'm saying
is the next time
he tries to mug some--
656
00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:07,680
What if there
isn't a next time?
657
00:35:07,770 --> 00:35:09,020
What if this
is the moment
658
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:10,770
that this kid
turns his life around?
659
00:35:10,850 --> 00:35:12,770
What if we put him
on the right path?
660
00:35:12,850 --> 00:35:14,470
Wave the
magic wand
of forgiveness
661
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,970
-and suddenly
he's not a criminal.
-Okay, you're not
662
00:35:16,060 --> 00:35:17,930
listening to me.
663
00:35:19,470 --> 00:35:22,350
Nobody should be judged
by the worst thing
they ever did.
664
00:35:28,850 --> 00:35:30,100
Get out of here, kid.
665
00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:41,970
What?
666
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:43,640
Nothing.
667
00:35:44,850 --> 00:35:45,810
Okay.
668
00:35:48,140 --> 00:35:49,270
Okay.
669
00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:04,270
[Paul] He didn't keep
a lot of friends...
670
00:36:04,350 --> 00:36:08,720
but his loyalty
to his family was fierce.
671
00:36:08,810 --> 00:36:12,220
He was funny.
He was smart enough
to get the joke.
672
00:36:12,310 --> 00:36:13,680
I never was,
673
00:36:13,770 --> 00:36:16,470
but he was a good brother
and he loved me all the same.
674
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:21,220
We love you, Gary.
675
00:36:23,810 --> 00:36:25,180
You are already missed.
676
00:36:35,140 --> 00:36:37,970
[people chattering
indistinctly]
677
00:36:55,890 --> 00:36:57,600
You a member
of Gary's club?
678
00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:01,390
Pirate Radio Truthers,
Team Tinfoil Hat?
679
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,600
No offense.
680
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,220
[Larry] I... I don't know
anything about that.
681
00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:17,850
Say something else.
682
00:37:23,060 --> 00:37:24,520
Yeah, Paul,
683
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,930
it's me. Your dad.
684
00:37:33,890 --> 00:37:35,220
You're alive.
685
00:37:38,140 --> 00:37:39,600
Gary was right.
686
00:37:41,180 --> 00:37:43,100
[chuckles]
687
00:37:43,180 --> 00:37:44,930
Don't even know
what to do with that.
688
00:37:45,850 --> 00:37:47,100
Yeah, I know.
689
00:37:47,770 --> 00:37:49,770
It's a lot.
690
00:37:49,850 --> 00:37:51,180
Yeah, if my brother had known
killing himself
691
00:37:51,270 --> 00:37:52,640
would have made
our dad show up,
692
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:54,180
he probably would have
done it sooner.
693
00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:57,180
Oh, Christ,
I'm sorry.
That sounded...
694
00:37:57,270 --> 00:38:00,390
-No. No, it's okay.
-No, no, it's...
695
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,100
Yeah, it's a lot.
696
00:38:11,930 --> 00:38:13,100
Your ride?
697
00:38:13,180 --> 00:38:15,140
Your grandson, actually.
698
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:17,600
[sighs]
699
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:32,100
We're having a...
A gathering at his place.
700
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,140
46 Acorn Street.
701
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,180
Picked up a bunch
of Gary's favorite treats.
702
00:38:40,020 --> 00:38:41,270
Chocolate malts?
703
00:38:43,270 --> 00:38:44,270
You got it.
704
00:38:47,390 --> 00:38:48,640
You should come.
705
00:38:56,220 --> 00:39:02,140
All right, folks,
it's time for couples skate.
706
00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:04,180
["Bad Girls" playing]
707
00:39:04,270 --> 00:39:06,640
♪ Toot toot, hey, beep beep ♪
708
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:07,970
[Cliff] No, no, no!
709
00:39:08,060 --> 00:39:09,560
Oh, no.
710
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,220
-Not this fucking song.
-Not this fucking
song again.
711
00:39:11,810 --> 00:39:13,140
Fuck!
712
00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:14,470
[Dr. Tyme] This is as good
as it ever got, baby.
713
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,310
I've seen it all. Every era.
714
00:39:16,390 --> 00:39:18,680
This right here,
August 8th, 1980,
715
00:39:18,770 --> 00:39:21,100
at a roller disco off I-95,
716
00:39:21,180 --> 00:39:23,600
this is where
humanity peaked.
717
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,140
-Come on.
-[grunts]
718
00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:27,680
I'm trying.
719
00:39:29,270 --> 00:39:32,890
I was hoping you were here
for more than my continuinium.
720
00:39:32,970 --> 00:39:34,350
I don't know what you...
721
00:39:34,430 --> 00:39:38,060
Well, surely
you already
knew that, uh,
722
00:39:38,140 --> 00:39:41,020
-seeing the
future and all.
-Hmm.
723
00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:43,470
[Dr. Tyme] I prefer to live
in the moment, baby.
724
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,520
Besides, many have
come for this,
725
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,220
but none have succeeded.
726
00:39:47,310 --> 00:39:50,310
[Cliff] This is nuts.
We don't have
time for this shit.
727
00:39:50,390 --> 00:39:52,020
Find some skates
and get out there.
728
00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:55,430
Why the fuck would you assume
that I know how to skate?
729
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,640
Do I always have
to clarify this?
730
00:39:57,720 --> 00:39:59,390
Does any
one-sixty-fourth of you
731
00:39:59,470 --> 00:40:01,470
know how to skate?
732
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:02,640
Or chew lightning,
733
00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:04,310
-or anything helpful?
-Maybe.
734
00:40:04,390 --> 00:40:07,720
But the others
are sort of... doped.
735
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,680
This, Jane, is why
736
00:40:10,770 --> 00:40:13,470
we don't do drugs.
737
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:15,810
I can't.
738
00:40:15,890 --> 00:40:17,930
I can't. I can't.
739
00:40:18,020 --> 00:40:20,020
-I can't.
-Sh... shit.
740
00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:22,390
[Dr. Tyme] Ain't nobody
stopping this party.
741
00:40:22,470 --> 00:40:26,720
[Cliff grunts]
No more "Bad Girls."
742
00:40:28,770 --> 00:40:32,020
Oh, shit!
743
00:40:39,810 --> 00:40:41,310
-[exclaims]
-[grunts]
744
00:40:41,850 --> 00:40:42,890
[grunts]
745
00:40:45,220 --> 00:40:46,310
[gasps]
746
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:49,850
Rita, what
did you do?
747
00:40:49,930 --> 00:40:51,970
You told me
to grab his helmet!
748
00:40:52,060 --> 00:40:53,720
That's not his helmet,
that's his head.
749
00:40:53,810 --> 00:40:56,560
[Cliff] Holy shit!
The continue brain
thingie is loose!
750
00:40:57,470 --> 00:40:59,770
[speaking Japanese]
751
00:41:02,810 --> 00:41:04,850
[man grunts]
752
00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:07,850
[speaking other language]
753
00:41:09,060 --> 00:41:10,270
[grunts]
754
00:41:10,350 --> 00:41:13,810
[Cliff] I am not babysitting
my nemesis's kid.
755
00:41:17,310 --> 00:41:19,470
Hey, you Niles's guys?
756
00:41:20,810 --> 00:41:22,720
Fuck you, government asswipes.
757
00:41:22,810 --> 00:41:24,350
[Dr. Tyme groaning]
758
00:41:24,430 --> 00:41:27,470
I swear to God,
I thought it was a helmet.
759
00:41:28,770 --> 00:41:30,520
Grab the brain, asshole!
760
00:41:44,140 --> 00:41:45,520
-Satan, be gone!
-Help me.
761
00:41:50,390 --> 00:41:52,600
[Cliff screaming] No!
762
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,020
[Rita] Hang in there.
763
00:41:57,180 --> 00:41:58,310
[screams]
764
00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,640
-[woman shrieks]
-[man grunting]
765
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:17,220
[Dr. Tyme groaning]
766
00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:23,890
[speaking backwards]
767
00:42:26,430 --> 00:42:28,600
[both speaking
other languages backwards]
768
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,350
[gasps]
769
00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:41,470
I've seen your like
from birth to death,
Gertrude Cramp,
770
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:42,930
Your mother was
right about you.
771
00:42:43,020 --> 00:42:45,810
No matter what,
or how hard you try,
772
00:42:45,890 --> 00:42:49,270
you'll never be anything
but a fraud.
773
00:42:49,350 --> 00:42:50,600
What did you say?
774
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:53,520
I said,
you're out of the party.
775
00:42:58,430 --> 00:42:59,640
Oh, thank heavens.
776
00:43:02,810 --> 00:43:03,600
Did you get it?
777
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,560
Of course we didn't.
778
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:10,180
Another adventure,
another trigger,
what else is fuckin' new?
779
00:43:10,270 --> 00:43:11,600
[Cliff] Did you
know the thing
780
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:12,970
we were going after
wasn't a headpiece?
781
00:43:13,060 --> 00:43:15,270
-It was a guy's head.
-I warned you.
782
00:43:15,350 --> 00:43:16,720
My research was thin.
783
00:43:16,810 --> 00:43:18,560
Oh, but
confident enough
to call him terrible
784
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,770
even though he was just
some self-absorbed putz.
785
00:43:20,850 --> 00:43:22,560
It seems to me
like you wanted
a hit squad
786
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:23,930
to invade
a time capsule
787
00:43:24,020 --> 00:43:26,850
-and murder a guy.
-I asked for no such thing.
788
00:43:26,930 --> 00:43:28,770
For the last time,
I never asked for--
789
00:43:28,850 --> 00:43:31,220
-[slaps]
-Stop saying that.
790
00:43:33,470 --> 00:43:34,770
You turned us
into what we are.
791
00:43:34,850 --> 00:43:37,470
[sobbing] And now I can
only do one thing,
792
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,020
and we can't
even do that.
793
00:45:23,390 --> 00:45:24,720
[sighs]
794
00:45:55,140 --> 00:45:56,270
[sighs]
795
00:46:13,060 --> 00:46:14,180
[sobbing softly]
796
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:23,060
[sobbing]
797
00:46:28,020 --> 00:46:29,430
I'm so sorry.
798
00:46:47,770 --> 00:46:52,140
Father in heaven,
we beseech you,
cast away the demons
799
00:46:52,220 --> 00:46:55,220
who have grown in Kay Challis
these seven years.
800
00:46:55,310 --> 00:47:00,060
Cast away the spirit
and return Kay to our flock.
801
00:47:00,140 --> 00:47:04,720
Restore her to her
ever-suffering mother.
802
00:47:04,810 --> 00:47:06,600
Please, Momma,
help me. [screams]
803
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,890
[man] Lord,
we praise you
with all our hearts,
804
00:47:09,970 --> 00:47:14,270
and we know that Satan
cannot abide where
you are present.
805
00:47:14,350 --> 00:47:15,680
Feel your presence.
806
00:47:15,770 --> 00:47:18,060
Prince of Darkness,
you are not welcome.
807
00:47:18,140 --> 00:47:19,430
Satan!
808
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:20,680
Be gone!
809
00:47:24,220 --> 00:47:26,770
I'll tear your face off!
810
00:47:28,970 --> 00:47:30,310
Help me.
811
00:47:33,270 --> 00:47:34,850
We deserve this.
812
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,810
[woman 1] Kay,
let me go up for you.
813
00:47:39,890 --> 00:47:41,470
[woman 2]
Who is this lady?
814
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,180
[woman 3]
Just give them Kay.
If we don't,
815
00:47:43,270 --> 00:47:44,720
we'll all die.
816
00:47:44,810 --> 00:47:46,680
[woman 1] No,
the girl stays safe.
817
00:47:46,770 --> 00:47:48,270
I can do this, Kay.
818
00:47:48,350 --> 00:47:49,720
I know what you want.
819
00:47:49,810 --> 00:47:51,310
Let me go up for you.
820
00:47:51,390 --> 00:47:52,350
[Jane] Okay.
821
00:48:01,270 --> 00:48:03,310
Thank you, brother.
822
00:48:03,390 --> 00:48:04,430
Oh, I see the light.
823
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:05,770
I am saved!
824
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,600
Hallelujah!
825
00:48:10,810 --> 00:48:13,560
[Elena speaking Spanish]
826
00:48:18,770 --> 00:48:20,600
Let's be clear, Elena.
827
00:48:21,310 --> 00:48:22,930
No amounts of holy water
828
00:48:23,020 --> 00:48:27,890
will ever purify
the sins you allowed
to go on in your home,
829
00:48:27,970 --> 00:48:31,390
and if you want
your sinful compliance
to stay buried,
830
00:48:31,470 --> 00:48:36,060
then you will call me...
Miranda.
831
00:48:40,850 --> 00:48:43,180
I've never
seen this before.
832
00:48:43,270 --> 00:48:45,270
Why am I watching
Miranda's memory?
833
00:48:46,350 --> 00:48:47,850
I'm being neutral here.
834
00:48:47,930 --> 00:48:50,100
Listen, if you want
to remain his primary
835
00:48:50,180 --> 00:48:51,850
while we get through
this rough patch,
836
00:48:51,930 --> 00:48:53,470
then so be it,
837
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,930
But, you know,
change isn't all bad.
838
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,470
You're saying that Miranda
would be a better primary.
839
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:04,100
Newsflash,
she threw herself
into the fucking well.
840
00:49:05,100 --> 00:49:06,970
You don't have
to remind me,
841
00:49:07,060 --> 00:49:09,140
but before that,
long before any of us
842
00:49:09,220 --> 00:49:12,350
were subjected
to meta-human
experimentation,
843
00:49:12,430 --> 00:49:15,310
Miranda was... powerful.
844
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:17,640
[Jane] Hey.
845
00:49:19,100 --> 00:49:20,720
What made her so powerful?
846
00:49:22,350 --> 00:49:24,060
She knew what the girl wanted.
847
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,640
[Jane] What made her
so powerful?
848
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:33,520
[Secretary] She knew
what the girl wanted.
849
00:49:34,470 --> 00:49:36,310
Maybe it is time
for a change.
850
00:49:42,930 --> 00:49:44,770
[knocks at door]
851
00:49:46,390 --> 00:49:47,850
What?
852
00:49:47,930 --> 00:49:49,310
[squeaks softly]
853
00:49:49,390 --> 00:49:50,850
Can you help me?
854
00:49:50,930 --> 00:49:54,810
No, I can't help you,
and I can't help your father.
855
00:49:54,890 --> 00:49:57,930
I'm an utter failure,
and I can't even
help myself.
856
00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:01,930
Not that kind of help.
857
00:50:06,390 --> 00:50:10,310
Now lightly whip
the egg batter
into a froth.
858
00:50:15,430 --> 00:50:17,470
Clara was
deemed expendable.
859
00:50:21,180 --> 00:50:22,890
Clara was
deemed expendable.
860
00:50:22,970 --> 00:50:24,930
[Cliff] My daughter
was expendable,
861
00:50:25,020 --> 00:50:27,470
but yours has cost
how many lives?
862
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,970
How is your kid
more important than mine?
863
00:50:31,060 --> 00:50:33,470
When backed into a corner,
I will do anything
864
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,180
for my daughter.
865
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,470
[Cliff] Like chop me up.
866
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,220
Not if I can
fucking help it.
867
00:50:42,310 --> 00:50:45,390
[people chattering
indistinctly]