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- Can you hear me, Mr. Morden?
- Yes.
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Cue the recap!
Paraguay vacay made me this way.
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A harbinger of chaos brought
to make this geezer pay.
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I strung along the Dumb Patrol,
flipped the bus into a hole,
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slammed it shut. Wait, what?
Stuffed it up a donkey's butt!
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- Any sign of the Chief?
- We know he's alive.
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A team was
forged with one belief,
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to stop at nothing
and get their Chief.
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Nazi-beating,
doomsday-cheating,
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beard hair-eating,
romance-hating,
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punk to skunk, robot chunk,
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flashback dancing with a hunk,
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gator-baiting,
half chub-dating,
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sliming through
a metal grating,
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death cult all around,
Jane survived the Underground,
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Ant Farm, Larry harmed,
delivering justice with a swarm.
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- No!
- Father-doting,
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hand-exploding, pain obscured
through secret coding.
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Growing close
with each endeavor,
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finally they came together.
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But I grew bored
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with this game of chase
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and trapped them inside
the white space.
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Backed their leader
against the wall,
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forcing him to spill it all.
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I was responsible
for everything
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that has happened
to each of you.
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This is
the best timeline ever!
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Why?
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I needed you.
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I wanted...
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what you have.
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Immortality.
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What?
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I wanted to...
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I needed to...
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Motherfucker!
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I'm so sorry.
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Liar.
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You lied to Jane.
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You lied to all of us.
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Please let them go.
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What do you take me for, Niles?
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This was never about them.
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Making Silly Putty
out of their fragile,
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fractured brains,
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well, that...
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that was all just
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extra-curricular.
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Consider them
abandoned conquests.
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Their future is their own now.
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God, I wonder what
they'll do with it. Hmm?
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What does a family do
when they realize
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they're no family at all?
They're just rats
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in neighboring cages.
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They're just petri dishes
on the same shelf.
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You know,
I huffed and I puffed,
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but it was you all along,
wasn't it, Niles?
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You destroyed them!
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Just like you destroyed
Eric Morden.
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So you've had your revenge.
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What now?
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Why,
sky's the limit, old friend.
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I'm going to conduct a parade,
I'm gonna guest-host The View,
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I'm gonna become
the next Bachelor!
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The world is a golden oyster
for me now.
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But for you,
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Niles Caulder,
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I envision a story
that's a little different.
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I've been waiting decades
to ask you this.
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How does it feel
to be a nobody?
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Security to
Containment Block Seven.
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All security to
Containment Block Seven.
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- Good morning, Joshua.
- Bureau astronomers have
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confirmed your calculations.
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Next week's X-15 test flight
is our clearest shot yet
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to intercept the space anomaly.
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- Very good then.
- Meaning, after we knock
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this pilot from the sky...
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His name is
Larry Trainor by the way,
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Captain Larry Trainor,
wife, two kids.
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...after we expose him
to unknown space matter,
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after we potentially burn
and radiate him
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beyond the known limits
of human capacity,
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then we're gonna
hand him over to Forsythe
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and his animals? For what?
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And Forsythe will
grow bored with his new toy,
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and then he'll be ours.
Hopefully forever.
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The Immortus Project
is working.
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Rita Farr has shown
zero signs of aging since 1955.
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We already have
a perfectly good test subject.
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Now we'll have two.
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Where's the line, Niles?
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'Cause I can't see it anymore.
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The only thing that should
trouble you, Joshua,
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is the alternative.
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Except I don't know
what the alternative is.
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The only way I sleep
at night is because...
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you tell me nothing.
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You're right.
And you're welcome.
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Oh, God.
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- Good morning, Larry.
- Apparently it is.
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I've been looking forward
to this day all semester.
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My students are finally
performing their scene studies,
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and I can't wait
to see how they utilize
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the techniques
that I've taught them.
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I suspect I'll be
handing out a lot of A's.
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Uh-huh.
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It feels so good to give back
to the community.
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We should've
done this ages ago.
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- What?
- Move on.
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Six months ago we learned
our lives had been destroyed
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by a madman.
Excuse me if it takes
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more than a moment
to get back my sea legs.
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When we moved into this place,
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we made a promise
to each other.
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- I know, but...
- No more hiding.
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I know.
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- I'm trying.
- Mmm.
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Okay.
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What do you think?
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You wanna try
for 20 seconds this time?
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Negative Spirit, release!
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Huh.
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There you go, buddy.
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We can do this.
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We can do this.
We can...
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Hit the bricks, sister.
We're... we're done. Finito.
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You don't mean that, Kyle.
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I know you better
than you know yourself.
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You wanna pick me up
in those strong arms.
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Cut. Cut.
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Jagger, Esme,
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you failed
to move your audience.
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We didn't feel it
because you didn't feel it.
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Mmm? Let me show
what it looks like
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when you really connect
to your character.
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And... action!
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Hit the bricks, sister.
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We're done. Finito.
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You don't mean that, Kyle. Hmm?
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I know you
better than you know yourself.
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You wanna pick me up
in these strong arms
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and devour me whole.
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And scene.
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And that, children,
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is what serious dedication
to your craft gets you.
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Being a shitty high school
drama teacher?
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Wow. Dare to dream.
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It's scary not to excel
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at something we aspire
to do, isn't it, Esme?
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I'm not excelling?
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I can't think
of anything sadder
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than some washed-up never-was
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who gets their jollies off
out-acting a bunch of teenagers
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who only took this class
for the easy A.
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Larry!
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Hurry up! You're missing
the booty song.
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Do either of you two
want to buy Marvin Gardens?
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Honestly,
I could use the cash.
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Hmm. Larry! This is
absolutely unacceptable!
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1976 is ending,
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and you're stalling
like some truculent schoolboy.
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Uh, now, I believe
it's your turn.
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Ugh, I look ridiculous.
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No.
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Now, then, Rita,
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that's not fair.
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Oh, yeah, sure. Laugh it up.
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All right. Keep playing.
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And don't cheat.
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- He's talking to you.
- Uh-huh.
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Forsythe.
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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Wonderful home, Dr. Caulder.
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And a happy New Year's Eve.
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You need to leave.
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Oh.
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I'm afraid the matter at hand
is rather urgent.
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What is it?
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You know,
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when the brass told me in '68
I'd be losing Captain Trainor
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to your Immortus Initiative,
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I have to say,
I couldn't have imagined
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his new assignment would
be quite so...
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cozy.
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Mmm. Well, you have
your methods, I have mine.
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The work we do here
is just as essential.
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Yes.
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I can see that now.
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What is that song?
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My daughter likes that one.
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Cut the bullshit, Agent.
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What's that?
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Well, I believe
you once called it
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the "unrelenting,
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uncompromising pursuit
of truth."
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Your signature is
required, Doctor.
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Our investigators
have identified
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your next test subject.
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What are you talking about?
I... I never...
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That request was made
over a decade ago.
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And now we've found her.
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Hispanic female,
multiple personality disorder.
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By all accounts,
a real wildcat.
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I think you'll agree
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she fits perfectly the profile
you asked us to find.
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Jane.
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- Did you know?
- About what?
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About what that sadistic fuck
did to us, you fucking...
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No, no, no.
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He promised!
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Jane.
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Jane.
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Hey, it's okay.
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He was going to cage us here.
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Cage us like the rest of them.
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Wasn't he?
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Singing caged birdies
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with pretty feathers
for the master to pluck!
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It's okay.
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It's okay.
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Just tell me. Please.
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I knew.
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I can give you
the spiel, but...
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the truth is, I was blind.
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Willfully blind.
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You need to make it go away.
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- I know it's difficult...
- You don't know.
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I keep having this dream.
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I find a wound on my chest.
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This old wound
that's scabbed over.
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And I know
I shouldn't touch it,
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but I keep reaching for it,
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and I can't help but scratch.
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And the wound gets bigger
and bigger
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until there's
nothing of me left.
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There's a drug.
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An opiate.
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For meta-human powers.
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Niles created it.
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Gave it to me
for safe keeping,
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so he wouldn't be tempted.
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It's not a fix or a cure.
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It calms the noise,
it makes it more manageable,
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but it doesn't discriminate.
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Jane, it quiets everything.
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The good and the bad.
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In order to use it safely,
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we'd have to stick
to a strict regimen.
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I have to monitor
your dosage, vitals...
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I'm sorry, Kay.
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It's okay.
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It feels better now.
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- Niles?
- Huh?
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Elinore? Elinore.
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Thank you for coming.
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This...
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He's my last research subject.
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He was a race car driver.
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Father.
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Husband.
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I'm afraid all that...
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This is hitting me
the hardest of all.
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The crash was supposed
to be on the racetrack.
266
00:19:34,979 --> 00:19:37,582
No one else was to get hurt.
267
00:19:37,615 --> 00:19:41,085
No one what? What does that
mean, he was "supposed to"?
268
00:19:41,117 --> 00:19:43,621
How would you know...
269
00:19:43,654 --> 00:19:45,388
that a man is
supposed to crash?
270
00:19:45,423 --> 00:19:48,492
It's all gone too far.
271
00:19:48,526 --> 00:19:50,259
It's all gone too far, Elinore.
272
00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:52,229
I used to think
I had no alternative.
273
00:19:52,262 --> 00:19:56,032
That there wasn't
an alternative, but it's...
274
00:19:56,067 --> 00:20:00,837
gone too far.
275
00:20:00,871 --> 00:20:02,070
Niles...
276
00:20:07,877 --> 00:20:10,582
I love you...
277
00:20:10,615 --> 00:20:14,117
as a mentor and a friend.
278
00:20:14,151 --> 00:20:15,353
And you are scaring
279
00:20:15,385 --> 00:20:18,221
the ever-loving fuck
out of me right now.
280
00:20:18,256 --> 00:20:22,859
I need to tell you something.
281
00:20:22,893 --> 00:20:26,196
And I need you to promise
282
00:20:26,230 --> 00:20:30,334
when it's finished
283
00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:35,018
that you'll still be my friend.
284
00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:41,911
Cliff! Your order's up.
285
00:20:41,912 --> 00:20:42,912
Yo!
286
00:21:56,921 --> 00:22:00,223
You know how much
I cared for Elinore.
287
00:22:00,257 --> 00:22:03,294
She would have
wanted it this way.
288
00:22:03,326 --> 00:22:06,596
For Victor to survive.
289
00:22:06,631 --> 00:22:10,667
There's some comfort in that.
290
00:22:10,701 --> 00:22:13,336
Cold comfort.
291
00:22:13,371 --> 00:22:14,971
But thank you.
292
00:22:15,005 --> 00:22:16,641
If I may...
293
00:22:16,673 --> 00:22:19,509
one piece of advice.
294
00:22:19,544 --> 00:22:21,645
If there's one thing
I've learned from my research,
295
00:22:21,679 --> 00:22:24,382
Victor is going
to need special care.
296
00:22:24,414 --> 00:22:26,584
No offense,
297
00:22:26,616 --> 00:22:28,720
but we are not talking
298
00:22:28,752 --> 00:22:32,490
about homeschooling
my son's recovery here.
299
00:22:32,522 --> 00:22:33,857
S.T.A.R. Labs has it covered.
300
00:22:33,892 --> 00:22:37,929
I'm not talking
about technology or facilities.
301
00:22:37,961 --> 00:22:42,333
There's a holistic component
to be considered.
302
00:22:42,365 --> 00:22:45,670
Patience. Empathy.
303
00:22:45,702 --> 00:22:47,605
And I'm not capable
of giving it.
304
00:22:47,637 --> 00:22:49,306
Is that what you're saying?
305
00:22:49,339 --> 00:22:53,539
No, I'm... I just suggest...
306
00:22:55,011 --> 00:22:56,814
You might be surprised
307
00:22:56,847 --> 00:23:01,847
just how much of a tonic
compassion can be.
308
00:23:03,054 --> 00:23:05,721
And exactly who do you think
you're fooling here?
309
00:23:05,722 --> 00:23:10,528
Hmm? You talk
about compassion? Empathy?
310
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,778
Like you invented it?
311
00:23:13,663 --> 00:23:17,086
I'm...
312
00:23:17,087 --> 00:23:20,570
I was her husband.
313
00:23:20,571 --> 00:23:24,075
And you don't think
she told me what you did?
314
00:23:24,108 --> 00:23:29,717
You think you have any standing
to lecture me about family?
315
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:33,416
I just put
my son back together.
316
00:23:33,451 --> 00:23:35,019
My son!
317
00:23:35,053 --> 00:23:37,788
And you think that
you and I are the same?
318
00:23:37,821 --> 00:23:41,358
You think what you did...
319
00:23:41,392 --> 00:23:44,394
and what I did are the same?
320
00:23:44,428 --> 00:23:47,095
This wasn't some experiment.
321
00:23:47,096 --> 00:23:49,333
I turned my...
322
00:23:49,366 --> 00:23:53,671
sweet, affable, athletic,
323
00:23:53,704 --> 00:23:57,540
charming, delicious boy
324
00:23:57,541 --> 00:24:01,077
into a freak of nature.
325
00:24:01,111 --> 00:24:04,749
I did it out of love.
326
00:24:04,781 --> 00:24:07,351
Why the hell
did you do it, Niles?
327
00:24:07,384 --> 00:24:09,353
To those people?
328
00:24:09,386 --> 00:24:14,057
You speak to me
about compassion?
329
00:24:14,090 --> 00:24:16,626
Don't ever.
330
00:24:16,661 --> 00:24:18,911
Don't you dare.
331
00:24:40,483 --> 00:24:42,185
Who are you?
332
00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:43,788
Me?
333
00:24:43,820 --> 00:24:47,990
I'm you.
334
00:24:59,604 --> 00:25:01,439
Hey, Dad.
335
00:25:01,471 --> 00:25:04,141
You okay, son?
336
00:25:04,173 --> 00:25:06,044
Fine. Um...
337
00:25:06,076 --> 00:25:08,179
Just been up all night
working that bitcoin ring.
338
00:25:08,212 --> 00:25:10,999
Well, you know,
if that cybercrime is
339
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,817
too dry for you, you can always
go back out into the field.
340
00:25:13,851 --> 00:25:15,287
My time's better spent
taking down
341
00:25:15,319 --> 00:25:18,355
international money launderers
than two-bit purse-snatchers.
342
00:25:18,388 --> 00:25:22,326
- Don't you think?
- Um, of course.
343
00:25:22,358 --> 00:25:24,127
Either way,
344
00:25:24,161 --> 00:25:25,896
I'm proud of you.
345
00:25:25,930 --> 00:25:27,897
I hope you know that.
346
00:25:27,931 --> 00:25:29,400
Sure.
347
00:25:29,432 --> 00:25:31,234
Look, I gotta get back to it.
348
00:25:54,159 --> 00:25:56,661
Is there any sweeter feeling
than revenge?
349
00:25:57,894 --> 00:26:00,897
That's an excellent question,
Whoopi, and...
350
00:26:00,932 --> 00:26:02,598
I don't think that there is.
351
00:26:02,599 --> 00:26:04,233
And the only thing
that I'm more sure of
352
00:26:04,234 --> 00:26:07,104
is that it will never, ever,
ever go away!
353
00:26:13,010 --> 00:26:17,548
"A convoluted, meandering plot
that ends in a whimper.
354
00:26:17,580 --> 00:26:18,883
An impotent villain
355
00:26:18,915 --> 00:26:23,487
with a cliche approach
to revenge"!
356
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:27,490
You know what, he's right.
357
00:26:27,525 --> 00:26:30,294
He's totally right!
358
00:26:30,326 --> 00:26:32,630
He's... he's totally right.
359
00:26:32,663 --> 00:26:34,731
At long last,
I have found you!
360
00:26:34,766 --> 00:26:38,036
No!
361
00:26:38,068 --> 00:26:41,505
Be still, you fudger!
Be still, I say!
362
00:26:41,538 --> 00:26:43,641
Did you just call me
a "fudger"?
363
00:26:43,673 --> 00:26:46,778
Silence, recreant!
For this is my time.
364
00:26:46,810 --> 00:26:48,246
I have waited centuries
365
00:26:48,279 --> 00:26:50,681
for the rapture foretold
in the scripture.
366
00:26:50,714 --> 00:26:52,916
Twice you have
brought us to its brink,
367
00:26:52,951 --> 00:26:54,585
and twice you have failed.
368
00:26:54,618 --> 00:26:56,686
Explain yourself!
I demand it!
369
00:26:56,721 --> 00:26:59,057
Well, I was going
for more of a personal tale
370
00:26:59,089 --> 00:27:01,459
of vengeance and betrayal.
You know...
371
00:27:01,491 --> 00:27:03,526
emotional stakes.
372
00:27:03,527 --> 00:27:06,029
Real premium cable shit.
373
00:27:06,064 --> 00:27:08,265
So, you're not
an agent of the Lord?
374
00:27:08,298 --> 00:27:09,933
No, there is no God.
375
00:27:09,968 --> 00:27:14,071
If there was, I wouldn't be
so devoid of purpose.
376
00:27:14,105 --> 00:27:15,772
Oh,
a crisis of faith!
377
00:27:15,807 --> 00:27:17,942
This is why
Father has led me to you,
378
00:27:17,976 --> 00:27:20,678
to set you back
on the path to His glory!
379
00:27:20,711 --> 00:27:24,516
Path to glory?
Oh, I like the sound of that.
380
00:27:24,548 --> 00:27:27,718
- To His glory.
- Yeah, that's what I said.
381
00:27:27,751 --> 00:27:29,653
To glory.
382
00:27:29,686 --> 00:27:32,990
Oh, but it's no use!
383
00:27:33,023 --> 00:27:36,394
I have already completed
my life's masterwork
384
00:27:36,428 --> 00:27:40,832
by turning everyone Niles
Caulder loves against him.
385
00:27:40,865 --> 00:27:45,635
There isn't a person alive
that he can call friend.
386
00:27:45,670 --> 00:27:48,605
No man, no woman...
387
00:27:48,638 --> 00:27:51,275
Woman.
388
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,449
I want the truth.
389
00:27:58,481 --> 00:27:59,717
Where is she?
390
00:28:01,353 --> 00:28:05,656
It seems as though I left
some vengeance on the table.
391
00:28:05,691 --> 00:28:08,992
I really gotta amp things up this
time, really make a show of force!
392
00:28:09,027 --> 00:28:10,394
You need guys?
393
00:28:10,428 --> 00:28:13,297
I know a rat who spent
an entire afternoon
394
00:28:13,298 --> 00:28:17,701
exacting revenge on the robot
who killed his mother.
395
00:28:17,734 --> 00:28:19,703
Admiral Whiskers?
396
00:28:19,737 --> 00:28:23,673
I love that guy.
397
00:28:26,144 --> 00:28:29,079
This is a splendid start.
Who else?
398
00:28:29,113 --> 00:28:30,681
Hmm. You know what?
399
00:28:30,714 --> 00:28:33,750
Let's start small. A trinity.
400
00:28:33,784 --> 00:28:36,386
Hmm. Hmm, I like it.
401
00:28:36,420 --> 00:28:38,490
I like it. A menage-a-us.
402
00:28:38,522 --> 00:28:42,660
And we shall call ourselves The
Brotherhood of Dangerous Animals!
403
00:28:42,692 --> 00:28:44,061
Hosanna!
404
00:28:45,296 --> 00:28:50,268
Yes. It is tight,
Admiral Whiskers.
405
00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:55,101
Yes! And vengeance
will be mine!
406
00:28:55,772 --> 00:28:58,041
Again. For real this time.
407
00:28:58,076 --> 00:29:02,445
And when we get
Niles Caulder... again,
408
00:29:02,479 --> 00:29:04,815
the world will be ours!
409
00:29:07,684 --> 00:29:10,386
Then
we shall destroy it!
410
00:29:10,421 --> 00:29:13,257
Maybe.
411
00:29:13,289 --> 00:29:15,526
If there's time.
412
00:29:39,316 --> 00:29:41,751
Morning, dear.
413
00:29:41,786 --> 00:29:44,488
We hit 20 seconds yesterday.
414
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,923
At least, I think we did.
415
00:29:46,958 --> 00:29:49,826
I passed out at some point.
But it felt longer.
416
00:29:49,859 --> 00:29:52,762
Bully for you.
417
00:29:52,797 --> 00:29:56,433
Rough day at school?
418
00:29:56,468 --> 00:30:01,468
I was emotionally assassinated
by a 13-year-old girl.
419
00:30:03,941 --> 00:30:06,211
I'm not even sure
what we're doing here, Larry.
420
00:30:06,243 --> 00:30:09,346
We're doing exactly what we
were doing back at the manor,
421
00:30:09,380 --> 00:30:10,382
just getting by.
422
00:30:10,414 --> 00:30:13,451
That's not enough for me.
Not anymore.
423
00:30:13,484 --> 00:30:17,521
There has to be more
to life than just this.
424
00:30:24,162 --> 00:30:27,030
- Neighbors?
- Moved last week.
425
00:30:34,005 --> 00:30:37,607
Do you think Old Man Arnold
can hear it?
426
00:30:37,641 --> 00:30:39,109
Hear what?
427
00:30:39,143 --> 00:30:41,878
Nothing!
Have a nice day now.
428
00:30:41,913 --> 00:30:43,847
Eat shit, ginger!
429
00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:48,619
- Disembodied singing.
- Never a good sign.
430
00:30:48,653 --> 00:30:53,490
Although, we could follow it.
See where it leads.
431
00:30:53,525 --> 00:30:56,027
It's not like
we have much to lose.
432
00:30:56,059 --> 00:30:57,394
No, just our lives.
433
00:30:57,429 --> 00:30:59,663
But, hey, we're living
on stolen time anyway,
434
00:30:59,698 --> 00:31:03,333
so why not take it for granted and dive
headlong into shark-infested waters
435
00:31:03,334 --> 00:31:05,134
that will undoubtedly
lead us back to the man
436
00:31:05,135 --> 00:31:06,938
who permanently disfigured us
437
00:31:06,971 --> 00:31:09,140
and lied to us
about it for decades?
438
00:31:09,173 --> 00:31:13,111
We're the ones who
don't get involved. Remember?
439
00:31:15,511 --> 00:31:18,048
No more hiding.
440
00:31:36,032 --> 00:31:39,368
Kay...
441
00:31:39,403 --> 00:31:40,404
Stay here.
442
00:31:40,438 --> 00:31:43,907
Sweet, sweet baby...
Baby...
443
00:31:43,941 --> 00:31:45,276
Who's there?
444
00:31:45,309 --> 00:31:48,412
No, Kay. Don't forget.
445
00:31:48,444 --> 00:31:50,213
You can't forget.
446
00:31:50,248 --> 00:31:52,048
I'll get her, Jane.
447
00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:53,931
Don't worry.
448
00:31:55,586 --> 00:31:56,354
Kay...
449
00:31:56,355 --> 00:31:57,520
Come here, monkey.
450
00:31:57,521 --> 00:32:00,724
Sweet, sweet baby...
Baby...
451
00:32:00,759 --> 00:32:03,726
I know you think
this is how it has to be,
452
00:32:03,727 --> 00:32:06,096
but this isn't healing, Jane.
453
00:32:06,130 --> 00:32:11,130
Forgetting and hiding
isn't healing.
454
00:32:11,935 --> 00:32:16,305
You have to go up.
455
00:32:16,306 --> 00:32:20,111
I can't.
456
00:32:20,144 --> 00:32:22,980
We're safer here.
457
00:32:23,013 --> 00:32:25,950
We're happy, aren't we?
458
00:32:36,693 --> 00:32:37,894
What the fuck!
459
00:32:39,163 --> 00:32:43,962
- Uh... Hi. Uh...
- What the fuck?
460
00:32:44,602 --> 00:32:48,705
You're the one who's been bringing
me cold food this whole time?
461
00:32:48,739 --> 00:32:50,074
For months?
462
00:32:50,106 --> 00:32:52,711
Um...
463
00:32:52,743 --> 00:32:55,213
Well, yeah, when I'm not busy.
I'm busy a lot, you know.
464
00:32:55,247 --> 00:32:58,682
There just happens to be a food truck
where I'm busy most, and I, um...
465
00:32:58,717 --> 00:33:01,251
I mean, it's not like
I could eat any of it.
466
00:33:01,285 --> 00:33:03,488
Thanks.
467
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,022
Might be a little soggy.
468
00:33:06,057 --> 00:33:08,226
I tripped.
Manhole just came out of...
469
00:33:08,259 --> 00:33:10,161
Do you hear that music too?
470
00:33:10,193 --> 00:33:12,762
All morning.
471
00:33:12,796 --> 00:33:15,567
You, uh...
472
00:33:15,599 --> 00:33:18,035
You wanna go fuck up
whoever's playing it?
473
00:33:18,068 --> 00:33:19,903
Fuck, yeah!
474
00:33:49,133 --> 00:33:51,602
So, my timing
might be shit here,
475
00:33:51,603 --> 00:33:55,239
but I, for one, am grateful
a disembodied Chumbawamba
476
00:33:55,272 --> 00:33:57,842
has brought us
all back together.
477
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,697
Can I just say there better be
a good fucking reason why we're here?
478
00:34:18,730 --> 00:34:23,001
And it better be
to turn off that fucking song.
479
00:34:23,034 --> 00:34:25,579
Because honestly, I'd rather
stick sharks in my vagina
480
00:34:25,603 --> 00:34:27,605
than be in the same
zip code as you.
481
00:34:27,639 --> 00:34:31,842
It's Mr. Nobody.
He's kidnapped Danny.
482
00:34:31,876 --> 00:34:36,146
- So, rescue Danny.
- I can't.
483
00:34:36,179 --> 00:34:38,730
I need your help.
484
00:34:50,293 --> 00:34:54,798
A long time ago,
I had a daughter.
485
00:34:54,833 --> 00:34:58,936
She's extraordinary
and everything to me,
486
00:34:58,969 --> 00:35:02,072
and I'm afraid...
487
00:35:02,106 --> 00:35:06,456
she is a danger to all of us.
488
00:35:07,644 --> 00:35:11,614
All I ever wanted was to live
one day longer than she did,
489
00:35:11,648 --> 00:35:13,884
to protect her.
490
00:35:13,918 --> 00:35:17,621
To protect others.
491
00:35:17,655 --> 00:35:22,655
That's why I created
each one of you.
492
00:35:27,164 --> 00:35:32,164
I need to study any means possible
of extending my own life.
493
00:35:34,371 --> 00:35:39,110
So, we were lab rats.
Just like Mr. Nobody said.
494
00:35:39,143 --> 00:35:43,014
Yes, at first.
I can't deny that.
495
00:35:43,047 --> 00:35:47,684
Okay, I'm sorry,
but invoking your daughter now,
496
00:35:47,717 --> 00:35:49,085
it's fucking evil.
497
00:35:49,119 --> 00:35:50,288
It's the truth.
498
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,590
I hid her for years on Danny,
499
00:35:52,623 --> 00:35:57,623
who graciously accepted
to be her caretaker.
500
00:35:57,699 --> 00:35:59,862
Somehow,
501
00:35:59,896 --> 00:36:02,431
Mr. Nobody
502
00:36:02,432 --> 00:36:04,335
has found out about her,
503
00:36:04,367 --> 00:36:09,367
and he's trapped them both
inside this painting.
504
00:36:11,007 --> 00:36:15,079
Please.
505
00:36:15,112 --> 00:36:18,349
She's all I've got left.
506
00:36:18,382 --> 00:36:21,686
Tell you what. I'll help you
with your daughter
507
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:25,289
as soon as you
invent a time machine
508
00:36:25,322 --> 00:36:29,360
that gets me back the 30 years
I lost with mine.
509
00:36:29,393 --> 00:36:34,099
Till then, fuck you forever!
510
00:36:34,132 --> 00:36:37,500
And Danny? You're just gonna
turn your back on them?
511
00:36:37,501 --> 00:36:39,002
Even though
they had no part in this?
512
00:36:39,003 --> 00:36:43,039
I'm sorry, what part of "fuck
you forever" was in Hebrew?
513
00:36:43,074 --> 00:36:45,577
I'll do it.
514
00:36:45,610 --> 00:36:48,246
For Danny.
Even your daughter.
515
00:36:50,014 --> 00:36:52,182
Not for you.
516
00:36:52,215 --> 00:36:54,585
Wait!
You're doing this?
517
00:36:54,619 --> 00:36:57,320
Niles Caulder, you're an awful,
518
00:36:57,355 --> 00:37:01,760
vermin-infested,
garbage... person.
519
00:37:01,793 --> 00:37:05,329
But so help me, I'm going
into that painting too.
520
00:37:05,362 --> 00:37:07,664
I was terrible
as a human being,
521
00:37:07,699 --> 00:37:12,070
and even worse
as an acting teacher.
522
00:37:12,103 --> 00:37:16,440
The only time I don't feel
like a complete asshole
523
00:37:16,474 --> 00:37:19,811
is when I'm dealing with...
524
00:37:19,844 --> 00:37:23,614
whatever you would
call this foolishness.
525
00:37:23,646 --> 00:37:25,248
Larry.
526
00:37:25,282 --> 00:37:27,750
Does my opinion
even matter?
527
00:37:27,751 --> 00:37:28,954
Cliff.
528
00:37:28,987 --> 00:37:31,921
Great! Now I'm the fucking
asshole who's a fucking asshole
529
00:37:31,922 --> 00:37:33,624
if I don't walk
into the fucking painting.
530
00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:35,899
Of course I'm gonna fucking
walk into the fucking painting,
531
00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:36,924
because, let's be honest,
532
00:37:36,925 --> 00:37:40,163
who the fuck else is enough of a fucking
asshole to walk into a fucking painting?
533
00:37:40,164 --> 00:37:42,599
Let's go!
534
00:37:42,634 --> 00:37:46,704
Okay, so get into
the painting... somehow,
535
00:37:46,737 --> 00:37:49,172
and then rescue Danny
and your daughter somehow.
536
00:37:49,206 --> 00:37:50,842
Getting in is gonna be
the easy part.
537
00:37:50,875 --> 00:37:52,844
It's the getting out
that's gonna be tricky.
538
00:37:52,876 --> 00:37:54,746
Why?
What do we have to do?
539
00:37:54,778 --> 00:37:57,780
I don't know. That's why
it's gonna be tricky.
540
00:37:57,815 --> 00:38:00,585
Ah. Okay.
541
00:38:02,052 --> 00:38:04,489
So, what do we do?
Just stare at this thing?
542
00:38:04,521 --> 00:38:06,891
Keep staring. Keep staring.
543
00:38:14,565 --> 00:38:16,300
Where is everyone?
544
00:38:18,436 --> 00:38:22,005
Danny, you okay?
What's going...
545
00:38:22,039 --> 00:38:25,789
Uh, can't see. All right.
546
00:38:31,248 --> 00:38:33,050
Danny, what about her?
547
00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:34,485
She safe?
548
00:38:36,521 --> 00:38:38,170
Uh... Guys?
549
00:38:47,297 --> 00:38:51,402
What the hell is that?
550
00:38:51,434 --> 00:38:54,204
Now comes
your reckoning!
551
00:38:54,237 --> 00:38:55,606
Oh, God.
552
00:38:55,639 --> 00:38:59,076
Behold!
I am His right hand.
553
00:38:59,108 --> 00:39:02,313
His scythe! Use me, Father!
554
00:39:02,346 --> 00:39:07,217
I am your disciple,
your fifth horseman!
555
00:39:07,251 --> 00:39:08,550
Take cover!
556
00:39:11,688 --> 00:39:14,190
Shit! Shit!
557
00:39:14,224 --> 00:39:15,458
Shit!
558
00:39:15,492 --> 00:39:20,492
Shit! Shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit!
559
00:39:26,302 --> 00:39:28,405
I'm so sorry, Danny boy!
560
00:39:28,438 --> 00:39:30,708
Oh, my God.
Danny was right. You came.
561
00:39:30,742 --> 00:39:32,676
I'm so happy to see you guys.
562
00:39:32,677 --> 00:39:34,243
Man, what the hell are you doing?
563
00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:38,648
I fucked up. I fucked up.
564
00:39:38,682 --> 00:39:42,119
I fucked up so hard.
565
00:39:42,152 --> 00:39:44,554
I was happy here, you know.
566
00:39:44,588 --> 00:39:47,759
This guy shows up,
Mr. Nobody, offering me
567
00:39:47,791 --> 00:39:52,128
bags of Lincoln,
da Vinci, ZZ Top.
568
00:39:52,161 --> 00:39:55,666
Their beards tasted so good.
569
00:39:55,699 --> 00:39:59,336
And I told him...
570
00:39:59,369 --> 00:40:01,505
I told him everything.
571
00:40:01,539 --> 00:40:06,344
You sold her out.
572
00:40:15,353 --> 00:40:16,951
What did you do?
573
00:40:16,952 --> 00:40:18,389
What did I do?
574
00:40:18,422 --> 00:40:21,960
I mean, sure, I trapped Danny
in this goddamn painting
575
00:40:21,992 --> 00:40:25,962
before realizing that
it would turn me into this...
576
00:40:25,963 --> 00:40:27,197
this husk!
577
00:40:27,231 --> 00:40:29,733
All I wanted to do
578
00:40:29,766 --> 00:40:32,036
was to meet that Cro-Magnon
squeeze of yours,
579
00:40:32,070 --> 00:40:34,271
and lo and behold,
all that remains
580
00:40:34,306 --> 00:40:37,809
is an adorable, almighty
chip off the old block.
581
00:40:37,842 --> 00:40:40,478
If you so much as harmed
a hair on her head...
582
00:40:43,215 --> 00:40:48,052
She enlarged those two
backstabbing vermin!
583
00:40:48,085 --> 00:40:50,989
Have you ever tried
talking sense to a pest
584
00:40:51,021 --> 00:40:55,225
while he enjoys his very own
re-enactment of a Kaiju movie?
585
00:40:55,226 --> 00:40:56,360
It is impossible!
586
00:40:56,393 --> 00:40:58,396
Shut up!
Look, we need a plan.
587
00:40:58,429 --> 00:41:00,931
Look, we were the only people
in this whole entire world
588
00:41:00,965 --> 00:41:03,235
who got Danny's SOS
and followed it here.
589
00:41:03,268 --> 00:41:05,936
We're standing inside the heart
of a sentient street,
590
00:41:05,969 --> 00:41:08,672
inside a magic painting
with a giant-ass cockroach,
591
00:41:08,706 --> 00:41:09,907
a guy who hunts beards, and...
592
00:41:09,940 --> 00:41:12,175
And an inter-dimensional
fuck-up.
593
00:41:14,012 --> 00:41:16,047
If anybody's gonna save Danny
594
00:41:16,081 --> 00:41:19,483
and the Chief's daughter,
it's gonna be us.
595
00:41:19,516 --> 00:41:22,967
Fine. What's this plan?
596
00:41:27,458 --> 00:41:30,295
This way. Quickly!
597
00:41:30,327 --> 00:41:35,266
She's in the Doll Hospital,
down the stairs.
598
00:41:35,298 --> 00:41:36,900
That wasn't so bad.
599
00:41:36,934 --> 00:41:39,804
Maybe the giant roach
found a giant turd to chow down on
600
00:41:39,836 --> 00:41:43,074
and forgot all about us.
601
00:41:47,744 --> 00:41:49,713
It's the roach, isn't it?
602
00:41:59,155 --> 00:42:02,159
Oh, fuck my life!
603
00:42:02,192 --> 00:42:06,297
Jane, run!
604
00:42:06,329 --> 00:42:07,664
The fuck!
605
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:20,811
Come and get it, asshole!
606
00:42:20,844 --> 00:42:23,695
Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
607
00:42:27,784 --> 00:42:30,353
No. Find my daughter.
608
00:42:30,387 --> 00:42:33,686
The Doll Hospital. Go.
609
00:42:49,507 --> 00:42:53,409
I was supposed
to be the villain
610
00:42:53,443 --> 00:42:57,648
of this shitty piece.
611
00:42:57,681 --> 00:43:00,784
I was bested by a little girl,
612
00:43:00,818 --> 00:43:04,454
and thrown out of my own
criminal organization
613
00:43:04,487 --> 00:43:08,492
by a rat and a roach.
614
00:43:08,525 --> 00:43:11,327
Me...
615
00:43:11,362 --> 00:43:14,032
The big bad. The black hat.
616
00:43:14,065 --> 00:43:17,835
You can't make this shit up!
617
00:43:17,869 --> 00:43:22,472
Yesterday, a 13-year-old girl told me
to fuck my face with a weed-whacker.
618
00:43:24,407 --> 00:43:27,378
Congratulations.
619
00:43:27,411 --> 00:43:29,480
We both suck.
620
00:43:29,512 --> 00:43:31,181
That's one way
to tell the story.
621
00:43:31,215 --> 00:43:32,516
It's the truth.
622
00:43:32,550 --> 00:43:34,885
It's the past.
623
00:43:34,918 --> 00:43:38,521
The future is still yours
for the making.
624
00:43:38,556 --> 00:43:41,592
Why? What's the point?
625
00:43:41,626 --> 00:43:45,329
I know what it's like
to be a nobody.
626
00:43:45,362 --> 00:43:49,134
But as bad as that felt,
I'd rather be nobody than nothing.
627
00:43:49,166 --> 00:43:51,369
And that is exactly
what you're going to be
628
00:43:51,402 --> 00:43:54,472
if you don't quit
feeling sorry for yourself.
629
00:43:54,505 --> 00:43:55,806
You don't give a shit about me.
630
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,409
You're only saying all of this
to save your own tuchus.
631
00:44:00,478 --> 00:44:03,447
That is... 100% true.
632
00:44:03,481 --> 00:44:05,449
But think about it this way,
633
00:44:05,483 --> 00:44:09,353
if you give up now,
your story is a forgettable,
634
00:44:09,385 --> 00:44:13,291
disappointing defeat,
635
00:44:13,324 --> 00:44:16,628
but if you take up
your narration once again,
636
00:44:16,661 --> 00:44:22,866
you can turn your tale into
something beloved by all,
637
00:44:22,867 --> 00:44:27,304
told and retold
time after time.
638
00:44:27,338 --> 00:44:31,674
A comeback.
639
00:44:31,675 --> 00:44:35,246
What do you want me to do?
640
00:44:45,422 --> 00:44:48,458
There he stood,
641
00:44:48,492 --> 00:44:51,929
anointed with purpose. Ezekiel!
642
00:44:51,963 --> 00:44:55,532
Born of the most Herculean
and timeless of creatures.
643
00:44:55,565 --> 00:44:57,467
Father, is that you?
644
00:44:57,501 --> 00:44:58,603
No.
645
00:44:58,637 --> 00:45:01,572
Ezekiel realized that
it wasn't God, it couldn't be,
646
00:45:01,605 --> 00:45:04,576
because he was God all along.
647
00:45:04,608 --> 00:45:08,679
- Huh?
- For who else was more powerful than the cockroach?
648
00:45:08,713 --> 00:45:13,317
Who else could survive mass extinctions,
plagues, and nuclear explosions?
649
00:45:13,349 --> 00:45:14,485
No one!
650
00:45:14,518 --> 00:45:16,820
Only I, only Ezekiel.
651
00:45:16,853 --> 00:45:18,889
And if he wanted Armageddon,
652
00:45:18,922 --> 00:45:22,393
he would have to manifest
Revelations himself!
653
00:45:22,425 --> 00:45:24,628
Yes! I am ready!
654
00:45:24,663 --> 00:45:27,898
Now was the time
for the meek to inherit the Earth.
655
00:45:27,931 --> 00:45:31,668
It was time
for the meek to devour it.
656
00:45:31,702 --> 00:45:32,869
Devour?
657
00:45:32,903 --> 00:45:36,541
Ugh. Three o'clock.
Behind the BMW.
658
00:45:36,574 --> 00:45:40,811
Why, a god would not be sated
on scraps of guano alone.
659
00:45:40,844 --> 00:45:42,780
Ezekiel had a new appetite.
660
00:45:42,813 --> 00:45:44,782
He desired to eat...
661
00:45:44,815 --> 00:45:46,583
...the world.
662
00:45:46,617 --> 00:45:48,219
Yes!
663
00:45:48,253 --> 00:45:51,422
Now having tasted
the great Cyborg,
664
00:45:51,456 --> 00:45:54,157
Ezekiel's craving
for power grew.
665
00:45:54,192 --> 00:45:56,760
I am become God!
666
00:45:56,793 --> 00:45:58,996
Destroyer of worlds!
667
00:46:03,367 --> 00:46:07,972
Of all the stupid ways
I expected to die,
668
00:46:08,005 --> 00:46:12,376
getting eaten by a Godzilla-rat
never made the list.
669
00:46:12,409 --> 00:46:15,045
I don't know.
Maybe I deserve this.
670
00:46:15,079 --> 00:46:17,981
I was a shitty dad
and a worse husband.
671
00:46:18,014 --> 00:46:20,050
Uh, let's see, what else?
672
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:26,891
Okay, yeah. But those two other
things, they aren't that bad.
673
00:46:29,827 --> 00:46:32,362
I mean, lots of people suck at
relationships and parenting.
674
00:46:32,396 --> 00:46:34,797
Doesn't mean
they're sucky people, does it?
675
00:46:34,798 --> 00:46:36,265
Because if I had
another chance with Clara,
676
00:46:36,266 --> 00:46:38,835
I know I'd do so much better.
677
00:46:38,869 --> 00:46:40,739
So, why shouldn't I get
a second chance?
678
00:46:40,771 --> 00:46:44,107
Why do I deserve to be slowly
digested by a giant fucking rodent?
679
00:46:44,108 --> 00:46:47,443
'Cause I don't think I do.
I don't fucking deserve this!
680
00:46:47,478 --> 00:46:48,813
Maybe nobody does.
681
00:46:48,846 --> 00:46:51,282
I do not deserve this shit.
682
00:46:51,315 --> 00:46:54,719
I do not deserve this shit!
683
00:46:54,751 --> 00:46:57,989
I do not deserve this shit!
684
00:47:00,291 --> 00:47:02,527
Okay,
you heard Vic's plan.
685
00:47:02,561 --> 00:47:06,463
You're gonna find us a way
out of here. I know you are.
686
00:47:06,496 --> 00:47:08,331
Negative Spirit, release!
687
00:47:39,530 --> 00:47:41,965
Hello?
688
00:47:41,998 --> 00:47:44,168
I'm Jane.
689
00:47:44,202 --> 00:47:46,871
Niles sent me to come get you.
690
00:48:05,623 --> 00:48:07,023
Good job.
691
00:48:07,057 --> 00:48:09,860
Looks like I'm up.
692
00:48:09,894 --> 00:48:13,261
Just as soon as everyone's
inside the giant cockroach.
693
00:48:13,262 --> 00:48:14,262
Rita!
694
00:48:26,277 --> 00:48:30,581
I know you better than
you know yourself, Ezekiel.
695
00:48:30,614 --> 00:48:35,614
You wanna pick me up in those
strong arms and devour me whole.
696
00:48:36,655 --> 00:48:40,757
Oh, God. This is gonna be worse
than the donkey, isn't it?
697
00:48:47,563 --> 00:48:49,166
I get it.
698
00:48:49,199 --> 00:48:53,250
I have a friend, Baby Doll.
699
00:48:54,471 --> 00:48:56,907
She's like us.
700
00:48:56,940 --> 00:48:59,344
She gets scared too.
701
00:48:59,376 --> 00:49:01,512
And your dad used
to sing her this song
702
00:49:01,545 --> 00:49:05,248
that always
made her feel better.
703
00:49:50,661 --> 00:49:53,931
Not even a hawk?
704
00:49:53,963 --> 00:49:58,764
With its loud
and mighty squawk?
705
00:50:02,940 --> 00:50:04,590
Come, dear.
706
00:50:11,016 --> 00:50:16,016
Shall we go see what the inside
of a cockroach looks like?
707
00:50:45,416 --> 00:50:48,385
Wait, wait, Cliff.
What about Cliff?
708
00:50:48,418 --> 00:50:50,954
Oh, shit. Cliff.
709
00:50:50,987 --> 00:50:54,590
I do not deserve this shit!
710
00:50:54,625 --> 00:50:55,826
Ugh. Gross.
711
00:50:55,860 --> 00:50:57,795
Um, okay.
712
00:50:57,827 --> 00:51:00,097
Okay, I'm just vamping here.
713
00:51:00,130 --> 00:51:01,465
Then...
714
00:51:01,498 --> 00:51:05,998
Then Ezekiel
noticed Whiskers.
715
00:51:06,903 --> 00:51:11,403
I mean, he really noticed him.
716
00:51:15,313 --> 00:51:19,684
Why, he had been so busy
717
00:51:19,717 --> 00:51:22,519
becoming the architect
of the Apocalypse and all,
718
00:51:22,554 --> 00:51:25,698
that he had failed to see
what was right before his eyes,
719
00:51:25,699 --> 00:51:27,158
but there he was.
720
00:51:27,159 --> 00:51:32,562
Ezekiel's right hand in the
destruction of this loathsome world.
721
00:51:32,563 --> 00:51:35,099
Another meek
and forgotten creature.
722
00:51:35,132 --> 00:51:37,434
It was as if a soul
had been split in two,
723
00:51:37,467 --> 00:51:39,936
and they were finding their way
back together again.
724
00:51:39,969 --> 00:51:42,172
The yearning was palpable.
725
00:51:42,206 --> 00:51:44,208
It was intoxicating.
726
00:51:48,179 --> 00:51:51,483
Really? Oh, Whiskers!
727
00:51:51,516 --> 00:51:55,052
It was in that moment
that Ezekiel lost all other appetite,
728
00:51:55,085 --> 00:51:57,855
he hungered for one thing
729
00:51:57,887 --> 00:51:59,923
and one thing only,
730
00:51:59,956 --> 00:52:02,159
and that was...
731
00:52:02,193 --> 00:52:04,143
rat-a-tushie.
732
00:52:19,476 --> 00:52:21,378
Oh! Gotta make it
into the cockroach.
733
00:52:21,411 --> 00:52:23,313
Gotta make it
into the cockroach.
734
00:52:23,347 --> 00:52:25,315
Gotta make it
into the cockroach.
735
00:52:25,349 --> 00:52:27,650
Oh, God! Oh, fuck me!
736
00:52:35,025 --> 00:52:38,130
Now knowing that his greatest
fear was also his greatest power,
737
00:52:38,163 --> 00:52:43,163
Larry knew it was time to rip through
this impenetrable dimension.
738
00:52:50,340 --> 00:52:53,677
All of the pieces
were clicking into place.
739
00:52:53,710 --> 00:52:58,710
The story's riveting end
was finally upon us.
740
00:53:01,052 --> 00:53:04,088
So, the cockroach eats them to
protect them from the radiation,
741
00:53:04,121 --> 00:53:08,925
I get that.
But what happens to us?
742
00:53:08,958 --> 00:53:09,960
Oh, shi...
743
00:53:13,396 --> 00:53:16,099
Miscreants!
Dissenters!
744
00:53:16,132 --> 00:53:18,503
Did they think
they could destroy me?
745
00:53:18,536 --> 00:53:21,907
Nay, the Apocalypse
is my bedfellow.
746
00:53:21,940 --> 00:53:26,244
Nuclear radiation, a mere
gentle kiss upon my back.
747
00:53:26,277 --> 00:53:29,780
I cannot die for I am death!
748
00:53:29,813 --> 00:53:32,516
I am the beginning,
the end, the...
749
00:53:44,027 --> 00:53:45,228
Everybody okay?
750
00:53:45,262 --> 00:53:47,398
Nothing that
an hour-long shower
751
00:53:47,431 --> 00:53:52,431
and a whiskey
on the rocks won't fix.
752
00:53:52,670 --> 00:53:56,172
- Is that...
- Yes.
753
00:53:56,206 --> 00:53:59,806
It's all right, darling.
754
00:54:01,711 --> 00:54:04,014
Everyone...
755
00:54:04,047 --> 00:54:07,784
this is my daughter, Dorothy.
756
00:54:07,818 --> 00:54:09,420
Dorothy Spinner.
757
00:54:09,454 --> 00:54:12,023
Uh, guys...
758
00:54:12,056 --> 00:54:15,726
I'm gonna suggest maybe we deal
with the issue at hand here,
759
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:17,963
and then meet the world's
most powerful little girl.
760
00:54:17,996 --> 00:54:20,465
What the fuck?
Are you fucking kidding me?
761
00:54:20,498 --> 00:54:22,233
Are you fucking kidding me?
762
00:54:22,266 --> 00:54:25,434
Are you fucking kidding me!